Speaker 1: All right, this time for comedy roulette, guys, and uh yeah,
Speaker 1: you want to explain it quickly, Jay, all right, here
Speaker 1: we go. Comedy roulette, very simple. Day after day, our
Speaker 1: comedy gets tested on this damn shelf. You ain't that funny.
Speaker 1: You ain't that brilliant. Well, we're gonna show you how
Speaker 1: brilliant we are. We're gonna take five subjects, put them
Speaker 1: on the wheel, spind the wheel wedge. Stop. We're gonna
Speaker 1: riff on it one at a time because we that
Speaker 1: damn funny. That's what we is. Damn fun Here we go.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, we'll see how funny you guys are. Okay,
Speaker 1: here go the topics. Number one girls with big heads, Monica, oh.
Speaker 1: Number two bossy women, Carla whatever. Number three high butt men.
Speaker 1: You're not doing that. Number four men with ugly wives.
Speaker 1: Number five old guys who live alone. I like that, Jay,
Speaker 1: And then number six people who clown at funerals. Let's
Speaker 1: go casp in the wheels please. Okay, it's stuff done.
Speaker 1: Number four men with ugly wives. Let's see what you're getting, easy, easy.
Speaker 1: First of all, how do you tell a man that
Speaker 1: his wife is more manly than him? How do you
Speaker 1: say that to him? Man? How do you bring it
Speaker 1: up that your wife's hands look like gloves? How do
Speaker 1: you say that, I don't mean no harm, but your
Speaker 1: wife's hands look like baseball Mitch mean, I don't mean
Speaker 1: to me disrespectful. How do you bring that up? You know?
Speaker 1: Sometimes Ja, you just got to tell her. Man. Hey, man,
Speaker 1: I don't mean no harm, but I'm almost certain when
Speaker 1: your when your wife was born, the doctor slept herebody.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm tell you, don't? I fig you
Speaker 1: tell what I'll tell you? What like this? This is
Speaker 1: how you know your wife luny. When they started complimenting
Speaker 1: the other body parts, they just bring up, Hey, I
Speaker 1: really like them knees. Your wife got some really nice
Speaker 1: regular knees. She let the kind of want when she
Speaker 1: got some healthy Ask me when they say that resting
Speaker 1: voice in your wife? Does she smoked as she always
Speaker 1: had that? Man, I don't know that I should do
Speaker 1: this route, but I'm gonna just give you some facts
Speaker 1: about men who have ugly wiy Fact Number one, divorce
Speaker 1: rate is higher. It's just how you got to get out.
Speaker 1: As soon as they present you with papers, you're gonna
Speaker 1: sign another thing. I found out a man with ugly
Speaker 1: wife got real fine wire just shoping in the gym
Speaker 1: that you lit overweight people men who have ugly wise,
Speaker 1: here's the biggest fact I think about men with ugly one. Okay,
Speaker 1: men hate the night. We got record in here and
Speaker 1: get in this big The only thing they ain't more
Speaker 1: than the night. In the morning, if they wake up
Speaker 1: and look and she's still and yet man get mad,
Speaker 1: men and get mad. This helpful still here, she would
Speaker 1: run away by now. Yeah, you go to the mom
Speaker 1: with her. You don't give a damn wh Yet ain't
Speaker 1: nobody as I left all the damn does and she's
Speaker 1: still here. Shop once again, you guys, now once again.
Speaker 1: All right, that's it for comed to relax, rude. We'll
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