Speaker 1: You guys already know, but sometimes honesty isn't the best policy.
Speaker 1: Here's a situation or a question that we found on Facebook,
Speaker 1: and this one is from Jerry. Jerry says, when my
Speaker 1: wife comes home from getting her hair done and colored,
Speaker 1: it doesn't look great, but I always tell her it
Speaker 1: does always okay. Any married man should know this, no
Speaker 1: matter what, tell her she looks beautiful. So when do
Speaker 1: you feel like honesty isn't the best policy all the time.
Speaker 1: I'm not all the ten I've been on the hardest
Speaker 1: look on me, just man, just yeah, joy, I've been
Speaker 1: on the old saying. I've been yeah yourself, Perjase, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to save myself from what I already know. If
Speaker 1: I or the truth, what's gonna happen? So why not
Speaker 1: try this? Yet? You put your hand on the Bible
Speaker 1: and still lie. That's not a real Bible ship, And
Speaker 1: the people that's in there trying to get me is
Speaker 1: not religious people. Everybody in that line to prosecute a line,
Speaker 1: everybody in that line. Ain't you eve gonna put my
Speaker 1: hand on the Bible and then hold me to that? U?
Speaker 1: Have you lied sharing in the relationship? Yeah? Last time
Speaker 1: you lied to you. The last time you lied to you? Who? Uh,
Speaker 1: it's been a while, that's been a while, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not Yeah, I don't you know. I don't really lie.
Speaker 1: But last time you lie your wife time? There's morning?
Speaker 1: What's you call? What? Perfectly comfortable with that? Yeah? Morning?
Speaker 1: Now that was an honest answer from you when it Steve, Well,
Speaker 1: she out of town right now. So I'm anticipating you sooner.
Speaker 1: I'm anticipating as soon as she called exactly. But why
Speaker 1: do you guys lie when the truth will? Will we beat?
Speaker 1: Just fine? I don't get that fine, don't say that. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: ninety percent of the time the truth is not fine. Okay,
Speaker 1: what is she gonna ask you that you have to
Speaker 1: lie about this? I don't I tell you what. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what asked me. So let's let's just practice.
Speaker 1: Let's go, my honey, is it raining there? About to
Speaker 1: seem like? Ask? Because see now I got to is
Speaker 1: it raining there? Because now what I got to see
Speaker 1: in you the mal no go ahead? Shell asking something? Uh,
Speaker 1: what are you doing today? What are you gonna do today?
Speaker 1: Like after work? I know you have to work, but
Speaker 1: like after working all day, bab I ain't. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: work all the way to this time to go to bed.
Speaker 1: I ain't got no breaks, no breaks because I was
Speaker 1: thinking about coming down and maybe we could have lunch together.
Speaker 1: Now we don't have a lunch today because we got
Speaker 1: we got cases as backed up for COVID. What did
Speaker 1: you wear to work today? Did Ellie? Um? Did Ellie
Speaker 1: pick something out for you to wear? No? No, I
Speaker 1: just put on something myself, just got on sweatsuit, that's all. Well.
Speaker 1: I saw you posted something and it had Ellie's name
Speaker 1: under it. Yeah, I was picture from last week. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't post nothing, no damn way, So let's picture
Speaker 1: just from last week. Well, um, have you been on
Speaker 1: Instagram lately? Instagram social media? Yeah? Have you been on
Speaker 1: Instagram lately? When did they When did they start that?
Speaker 1: To lie? You know, just that that just gets she
Speaker 1: just going black ass. If you don't ride, Steve, what
Speaker 1: are you lying about? Instagram book? I don't know, just
Speaker 1: practice discussion. Yeah, all right, when did they start? We'll
Speaker 1: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
Speaker 1: in twenty minutes after right after this. I work with
Speaker 1: a bunch of liars. Yeah, you're listening to show. All right, guys,
Speaker 1: before we left for break, we were talking about lying.
Speaker 1: When isn't an a good time to lie? But you, guys,
Speaker 1: lie regardless, it doesn't matter. Yeah, And I tell you
Speaker 1: why I lie regardless? Why if you tell a woman
Speaker 1: the truth? Yeah, they're gonna expect it all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you. And then yeah, and then what happens when
Speaker 1: I do tell the truth and then she don't believe me?
Speaker 1: I picked those moments where I will tell you the truth,
Speaker 1: but the very few. And then when you when you
Speaker 1: assume that's a lie, then I jump out improved that
Speaker 1: it was the truth. And then I'm good for another yell.
Speaker 1: See it? Damn, every time I tell you something, you
Speaker 1: think I'm lying, then I tell you the truth. Now
Speaker 1: look at this right here, Damn baby, that allows me
Speaker 1: to lie for another year? Love it? You see what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. You see that, Shirley, That's how that went.
Speaker 1: I see it. But you know what, ever with that
Speaker 1: all the live line? Yeah, ain't you still with your
Speaker 1: husband after all these years? Yeah? Thank the Lord, he's
Speaker 1: been lying? Yes. Yeah, So you're then you're saying, all
Speaker 1: men lie, that's what you're saying. I'm saying you're saying
Speaker 1: all men lie. Absolutely Yeah, coming up in thirty three
Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, Well, we'll try to get the
Speaker 1: truth out of you when we play a round of
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