Speaker 1: Number. It's the loser line. Just call me back if
Speaker 1: you haven't heard the loser line before. It works like this.
Speaker 1: Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at
Speaker 1: the club and uses this charming pick app line on you. Hey, dog,
Speaker 1: I'm reading a book right now, but I can't finish it.
Speaker 1: It's because i'm missing your number. Get it, it's a
Speaker 1: phone book. Yeah, After he says that, don't roll your
Speaker 1: eyes so far into the back of your head that
Speaker 1: you pass out instead, just before you hit the deck. Oh,
Speaker 1: make sure you give him the digits to the loser.
Speaker 1: You swooned so hard that you fell over. Hopefully, he
Speaker 1: leaves an awkward voicemail that we could play on the
Speaker 1: air voicemails like this one method. Hey it was Sarah, Um,
Speaker 1: it's yo. I'm excited that we experienced what we did
Speaker 1: the other night. You know what I'm saying, that you
Speaker 1: gave me your number. That's the four seasons I think
Speaker 1: we had like a really good time. And you know,
Speaker 1: I was coming back to say what's up because you're
Speaker 1: so fine, baby, Like really you you God knew what
Speaker 1: he was doing when he did all of you, and
Speaker 1: and so I was wondering if one you wanted to
Speaker 1: go out again next week, and two if you if
Speaker 1: you would bring two hundred and sixty dollars that I
Speaker 1: could ball from you because I'm a gentleman. Um, can
Speaker 1: we can we hook up next week? But what I'd
Speaker 1: like to, you know, be like, oh, no one would
Speaker 1: do that. I would have done that. I would have
Speaker 1: given him the money in my twenties. He was so nice.
Speaker 1: He said that God created me like it was a
Speaker 1: popping out of nowhere, rather than coming forward with that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel the godline is a little bit overused, though,
Speaker 1: ohay God, I think he knew what he was doing.
Speaker 1: It only works if you say the opposite to other people,
Speaker 1: like I don't know what God was thinking, what he
Speaker 1: made doing with you crack, or he's like and I'm
Speaker 1: an atheist. Now it's working. Next message, Hi, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Oh I just I loved meeting you guys, like it
Speaker 1: was just so great. You're amazing, Like I I will
Speaker 1: do anything to keep you happy, like like signing a
Speaker 1: green up. I mean, I'll cook, I'll clean, I'll do
Speaker 1: yard work. I mean like whatever it else, whatever it takes,
Speaker 1: I'll keep you happy forever and ever. But if you
Speaker 1: ever think about leaving me, I will make your life
Speaker 1: a living help. Okay, I'm really looking forward to seeing you, Jed.
Speaker 1: Let's have some fun next. That seems stable to me.
Speaker 1: It really does. So she's you know, she's a hopeless romantic. Yeah, Amians,
Speaker 1: I just I'm the guy. I was the guy that
Speaker 1: you met the other night. You were telling about my
Speaker 1: Little Pony and how awesome it was, and you know,
Speaker 1: I obviously I was pretty skeptical. H but I guess
Speaker 1: I checked it out the other night, and I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie. You were right, like I'm I'm kind of
Speaker 1: into it, you know, like it's a pretty good show.
Speaker 1: Uh like when Twilight Sparkle finds this book about what
Speaker 1: is it the Elements of Harmony or whatever? Like what,
Speaker 1: I think it's awesome. Uh so, yeah, call me back,
Speaker 1: Let's let's hang out and talk little pony. You know, um,
Speaker 1: what what did apple Jack say? Like, I'm stuck to
Speaker 1: you like Carmel and a candy apple. Call me back,
Speaker 1: I'll be your little brownie. You laugh? You like that one?
Speaker 1: Any man that could say, you know, skeptical or any person.
Speaker 1: And then I tried it out and you were right, like,
Speaker 1: that's hot. It might be perfect for each other. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that this girl gave him a task maybe go watch
Speaker 1: My Little Pony and call me later, and liked it.
Speaker 1: I love it true, But I can't tell you how
Speaker 1: many dudes have called in and gushed about Twilight Sparkle's
Speaker 1: Book of Harmony just to imps, just to impress a girl.
Speaker 1: Next message, Hey Paul, this is an It was so
Speaker 1: nice meeting you. And if I'm being honest, I don't
Speaker 1: like normally go out with guys like you. But when
Speaker 1: I looked into your eyes during that conversation we were
Speaker 1: having about dogs, like I could just tell you look
Speaker 1: like someone who was like fat as a kid. Were
Speaker 1: you look great now You're not like fat at all
Speaker 1: or anything. And I might be off on this, but
Speaker 1: I'd love to get to know you more and your
Speaker 1: experiences as you know, a fat kid, you seem like
Speaker 1: you have depth to you and like I think from
Speaker 1: my experience that fat kids grow up loyal like they must,
Speaker 1: you know, and they have to make good loyal boyfriends.
Speaker 1: And I really would love to have a loyal boyfriend.
Speaker 1: And unless it came down to a choice between like
Speaker 1: me and cheesecake, you didn't know what you would choose.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I hope you would choose me
Speaker 1: over the cheesecakes. But you know, maybe your fat kid
Speaker 1: instincts would kick it. I don't know, but you know
Speaker 1: I'm willing to give it a shot. So Paul, if
Speaker 1: you're interested, give me a call back, and you know,
Speaker 1: maybe we could hit the salad bar or something that
Speaker 1: is a keeper. When you find a woman who could
Speaker 1: see through the six pack abs and find your inner
Speaker 1: fat kid right away, way, that's true love. I mean
Speaker 1: I think that somebody must have given her the advice of, like,
Speaker 1: find somebody who wasn't cool, who blossomed late, and she
Speaker 1: just maybe took it. Yeah, an extreme far. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think it's true love. I'm so gone. Remember you listen
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