Speaker 1: Second, they say dogs are a man's best friend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why because they're great wingmen? Oh god, they are very true.
Speaker 1: You have a cute dog with you had even a
Speaker 1: really ugly dog. Gorgeous women will stop mid marathon to
Speaker 1: walk over in peener it is. And it's like sometimes
Speaker 1: the uglier dog, the more attractive, or dog she doesn't
Speaker 1: even have a face, You're just looking at it sticking out.
Speaker 1: And apparently that's how William met his date with the
Speaker 1: help of a burn a doodle or is it a
Speaker 1: doodle burn? What is it? I can't keep up with
Speaker 1: all the crossbreeds here, and when I say cross breeds,
Speaker 1: I mean my co host. But enough about this group
Speaker 1: of besniers. Let's just talk to William. William, how you doing? Hey,
Speaker 1: how's it going? Guys? Oh, you have a cute pop.
Speaker 1: What's the dog's name? Is it bad that I care
Speaker 1: about that more than your date? Same? Right now? My
Speaker 1: dog's name is Bogey. Wow, I know, buttons are coming
Speaker 1: loose already. Tell us about Bogey and how Bogey helped
Speaker 1: you meet your girl. So, yeah, So I adopted Bogie
Speaker 1: like about a month ago or so, and I started
Speaker 1: going to the dog park and recently I met Rochelle
Speaker 1: and she has a burnadoodle as well, so naturally dogs
Speaker 1: are like playing together. Same dog, right, yeah, so yeah,
Speaker 1: we started talking and we decided to end up getting coffee. Dude,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry I haven't listened to a single thing
Speaker 1: you said because I was looking at pictures of bernadoodles.
Speaker 1: Look at them. They're like the multi color. They're like
Speaker 1: white chest and like dark black fur up on the
Speaker 1: face like a movie. Yeah. Yeah, they're actually they're pretty awesome,
Speaker 1: like really eight dogs. Yeah, Okay, so we're going to
Speaker 1: a cafe. Is that what we're doing? So, yeah, go
Speaker 1: back to to meeting there, I'll recafe they met, they
Speaker 1: have the same dog, and they agreed to go to
Speaker 1: a cafe okay, right after the dog park, like same day, right, Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We ended up saying, oh, do you want to like
Speaker 1: grab some coffee at the cafe over there? So we
Speaker 1: sat outside we you know, we're just kind of getting
Speaker 1: to know each other, and turned out that Rachelle actually
Speaker 1: is really well well versed in coffee. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: she's work at a coffee plant. She knows everything goes
Speaker 1: into the roasting and all of that, and Brook, he
Speaker 1: means a coffee factory. You know, he's not. He didn't
Speaker 1: work at just one plant. Okay, so naturally she said,
Speaker 1: she said, actually there's this coffee plant that there's coffee toys.
Speaker 1: Um oh, like a roasting place. Yeah. So she's like,
Speaker 1: do you want to do that? Like we should go
Speaker 1: out there. Sometimes those were required for my old job,
Speaker 1: and those people talk a lot. I mean when I
Speaker 1: think hot, sexy, romantic date, I don't think let's go
Speaker 1: see some coffee beans be roasted. I don't know. It
Speaker 1: was interesting. I mean, I mean we met at the
Speaker 1: dog park, like it was very still natural. It was
Speaker 1: just the vibe. It was kind of like, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: this is a great opportunity to hang out again. Was
Speaker 1: it romantic, Like did it feel like there was chemistry
Speaker 1: between the two? Chemistry? Yeah for sure? Okay, okay, that's great.
Speaker 1: So did you actually end up going on the coffee tour? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we did. We actually went on the on the date.
Speaker 1: How was it? How was the tour and the interaction
Speaker 1: with her? It was actually way better than I was
Speaker 1: expecting it was. There was just a lot of people
Speaker 1: on it, so that was the only part that was
Speaker 1: a bit frustrating. Um, we naturally just kind of hung
Speaker 1: to the back for most of it. Um, and she
Speaker 1: kind of would also explain to me different things about
Speaker 1: the plant and whatnot. I mean, very very sexy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is one of those things where you know she's
Speaker 1: excited to show you. Yeah. So, I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: even if it's not interesting, you bite the bullet, you
Speaker 1: let her go. You know, her eyes are probably big,
Speaker 1: like oh in this, oh, in this, at least she
Speaker 1: was having a good time. I didn't know there were
Speaker 1: so many different types of coffee beans, Wow, black and
Speaker 1: more black. I think it'd be like really attractive to
Speaker 1: see somebody like nerd out on something that they're really into,
Speaker 1: even if you don't like it. That's not my thing.
Speaker 1: I'm like fall asleep over here. Is there any action
Speaker 1: or anything? Like? Yeah, what what? What was the most
Speaker 1: exciting part of the coffee experience for you? Well? So
Speaker 1: actually probably midway through we just kind of had a
Speaker 1: moment and that we we actually just kiss like it
Speaker 1: was very like in the moment and is thisn't like
Speaker 1: the mandatory kissing part of them? Have you kissed in
Speaker 1: front of a giant coffee that? No, they haven't, honestly,
Speaker 1: it's just it's just very natural. And so but this
Speaker 1: little ten year old kids, this little ten year old
Speaker 1: kid like was near us and we didn't see him,
Speaker 1: so it like totally called us out on it. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was exactly like that, and so it kind of like,
Speaker 1: you know, it was funny, but it also kind of
Speaker 1: like killed the vibe a little bit. Yeah, anytime you
Speaker 1: got kids around when you're trying to make out not fun.
Speaker 1: I can tell you from experience. Yet, like all these
Speaker 1: kids watching, So how did you leave things at the
Speaker 1: end of the day. So from there just there was
Speaker 1: only probably ten minutes left of the date. Then it
Speaker 1: just like we took some coffee, said we had fun,
Speaker 1: looking forward to like hanging out again, and just went
Speaker 1: our sype of ways and that was it. And then
Speaker 1: I actually haven't heard from her again since then. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Like you like you've texted her and you've
Speaker 1: gotten nothing better. Yeah, like she's just kind of gone
Speaker 1: m I A, oh no, it seems a bit weird.
Speaker 1: It is weird. I don't know, we're gonna we're gonna
Speaker 1: play us, so we'll come back. We'll call Rochelle and
Speaker 1: figure out why After your thrilling coffee tour. She is
Speaker 1: some for some reason not calling you back. You guys,
Speaker 1: it was her idea and they fissed. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'll see what she has to say after this. Hold on.
Speaker 1: The first step in coffee production is harvesting the beans
Speaker 1: peak ripeness. Next they process the beans or the wet method.
Speaker 1: Then they drive after the wet part on large parchment sleeves,
Speaker 1: who deep pulp grade and sort the beans into one
Speaker 1: of seventeen categories. Did you google concern? Are you just reading?
Speaker 1: We need a break, guys, get on and we fall asleep.
Speaker 1: He did not feel the date with boring. I better
Speaker 1: stop before it gets too raunchy in the studio because
Speaker 1: I'm just describing. I'm describing Williams first date where he
Speaker 1: and Rochelle went to a coffee production plan and got
Speaker 1: the whole history about how coffee's made and Jeffrey and
Speaker 1: a thing. This is dumb and boring. Brooke and Eyes
Speaker 1: seem to think it's cool that they were and even yeah,
Speaker 1: they both enjoyed it. They made out in the middle
Speaker 1: old time. I was skeptical that it could be a
Speaker 1: romantic experience, but there was a kiss in front of
Speaker 1: a ten year old, So I'm very hot. But now
Speaker 1: it's been a week and Rochelle isn't calling back. After
Speaker 1: the day, we're hoping to figure out why did we
Speaker 1: miss anything there, William? I no, Yeah, you got pretty odd.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you're a little bit turned on there. Hey, William,
Speaker 1: why do you we'd ever heard? Why do you think
Speaker 1: she's not calling you back? I don't really know, I
Speaker 1: don't know, if choosing someone else. And then I realized
Speaker 1: we did keep seeing each other with I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't really know. But like even if
Speaker 1: that was the case, it should kind of like say
Speaker 1: that it's and it's not gonna have to be weird. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe she has a totally reasonable explanation. Maybe, And I'm
Speaker 1: sure we can bring your two beans together to make
Speaker 1: the perfect brews. Yeah, very nice. Okay, yes, with some
Speaker 1: sort of medium blonde blend. Okay, more like a burna
Speaker 1: blend because of their dogs. But let's just get we'll
Speaker 1: just stop with these puns and call Rochelle. Get this
Speaker 1: over with here we go. Hell, Hey is this Rochelle? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is she? Hey Rochelle. My name is Jeff from the
Speaker 1: radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: I'm calling you for a second date update today. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure if you're familiar with that segment, but we're
Speaker 1: looking to reconnect you with one of our listeners using
Speaker 1: the dry or wet men. Stop. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: am sorry, Rachelle, Sorry, I'm very sorry. She's going to
Speaker 1: hang up? Is this am I in the radio right now? Yes,
Speaker 1: you're on the sexiest morning show in North America right now,
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, saying so much for radio?
Speaker 1: Isn't it number one morning show for bean? Please stop?
Speaker 1: What's going on? One of our listeners is trying to
Speaker 1: get a hold of you, named William that you went
Speaker 1: out with. Oh my god, Oh no, no, no, no, yeah.
Speaker 1: Why that reaction? It sounds like he had such a
Speaker 1: great time on the date. So awkward. I did not
Speaker 1: expect this. I know we we were expecting a little
Speaker 1: bit of a better reaction from you. After we heard
Speaker 1: about your day. William told us about the coffee plant
Speaker 1: factory and said he's been trying to get a hold
Speaker 1: of you for the last week, texting and asking you
Speaker 1: out again, but you're not responding. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: what to say. I don't know what to say right now.
Speaker 1: I said it like you could be so cute, like
Speaker 1: you had the same dog you Yeah, yeah, Bogie got
Speaker 1: along with Tinky. Really yeah, I mean it's just it's
Speaker 1: it's really weird that he told you about our date. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I thought it was weird too that he could tell
Speaker 1: us that. It doesn't help with how the segment works,
Speaker 1: because we want to know about what you guys did
Speaker 1: together and how the interaction was, and from our end,
Speaker 1: it seems okay, minus the part where you made out
Speaker 1: in front of a ten year old. Oh he told
Speaker 1: you that? Oh my god, yeah, he said. I mean
Speaker 1: it sounded cute and sweet. And then it got, of
Speaker 1: course interrupted when some kid called you guys out on
Speaker 1: the coffee tour. Okay, so he told you, he told
Speaker 1: you a lot. Yeah. So I'm just gonna cut to
Speaker 1: the chase, like, what is the reason that you're not
Speaker 1: getting a hold of him again? Okay? So okay, I
Speaker 1: mean when I first met him, it was like great,
Speaker 1: and you know what, there's like a spark with people
Speaker 1: when you meet him, and we got to know each other,
Speaker 1: we got coffee, we like hung out for like an
Speaker 1: hour and some change, and he's super cute, Like he's
Speaker 1: really he's really cute, he's really attractive, but oh my god,
Speaker 1: what is round? Then? Um, it's just like I realized
Speaker 1: when we were together with the dogs, he was like
Speaker 1: an eight, you know, but like without Bogie, he was
Speaker 1: like a five or six. And I don't know why
Speaker 1: you weren't attracted to him at the coffee tour when
Speaker 1: he didn't have his dog. I mean like physically he
Speaker 1: is very cute, but there's something about him not having
Speaker 1: his dog around that like really dulled his personality or
Speaker 1: something like I've never had this happen. His dog's the
Speaker 1: hot one in the relationship competition. Is it like she
Speaker 1: ran out of things to talk to you about? Because
Speaker 1: I mean maybe that was your similar shared thing, was
Speaker 1: the dogs. Maybe, Yeah, that's that's a good point, Like
Speaker 1: I honestly because this has never happened me before, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't pinpoint what the heck it is.
Speaker 1: I think it's like I would hang out with him
Speaker 1: all the time if he was with his dog, because
Speaker 1: there's just something about him. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's an option seven. And then he'll never be unattractive
Speaker 1: to you. Oh but you guys, Christ do you kissed
Speaker 1: on the tour? Yeah, I mean, like things weren't really
Speaker 1: going that good on my end, and I didn't quite
Speaker 1: like I couldn't figure out what was going on, why
Speaker 1: I wasn't into him anymore. So I just kind of
Speaker 1: kids him to try to like spark something. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just I didn't. I didn't feel anything. But if he
Speaker 1: would have had his dog, you would have been so
Speaker 1: into it. Maybe maybe I would have been so weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is this is a tough one to come back from,
Speaker 1: but has fallen. William does deserve to know the truth,
Speaker 1: and he heard it directly from you now, Rochelle, because
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you this, but I forgot he was still. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is gonna raise or lower
Speaker 1: his rating in your mind, but he's been on the
Speaker 1: other line listening this whole time. Serious. Yeah, he wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you. Serious, It's okay, it's just how
Speaker 1: you feel. Hey, Yeah, I know I'm definitely surprised to
Speaker 1: hear that. But oh man, sorry, buddy, are you okay?
Speaker 1: I'm totally fine. I mean, I I just if you
Speaker 1: had just said that, like, we wouldn't I guess we
Speaker 1: wouldn't be here. I thought you were into it. And
Speaker 1: if you had just said hey, wasn't feeling it? Like no, no,
Speaker 1: But I did feel it, like I felt it with
Speaker 1: you and Bogey just not just not just you, you know,
Speaker 1: like that's that combo right there. That's what does it
Speaker 1: for me. Oh, I don't know what kind of you're into.
Speaker 1: It does sound strange, Jesus, it makes sense to me.
Speaker 1: It's like that man is only attractive if Robin's there
Speaker 1: with him. That's not true. Some people think that adds
Speaker 1: a little bit of extra spice to it. That's like
Speaker 1: saying Alfred has Yeah, I'll take Alfred too. Oh, let's
Speaker 1: get the whole family. I mean, here's the thing. Maybe
Speaker 1: you're not giving him enough chance because maybe the coffee
Speaker 1: thing was boring, like Jeff said, and the lighting was
Speaker 1: bad and like there just wasn't a place to be sparked.
Speaker 1: What is boring about de hulling and grating and sorting coffee?
Speaker 1: Tell me one boring thing about that. I thought it
Speaker 1: was interesting. But maybe that's why you got the vibe
Speaker 1: that things were dead. Okay, I mean, I like think
Speaker 1: about like another date or yeah, a chance, I think
Speaker 1: so too, and he can promise to carry around a
Speaker 1: picture of his dog right next to his face so
Speaker 1: it's like they're both there all the time, and we'll
Speaker 1: pay for that date. I mean, I I'd be it
Speaker 1: for hanging out again if it was like lessen or dogs.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, to be honest, not to make it anymore awkward,
Speaker 1: like I really don't, it's not I don't need to
Speaker 1: on a second date. Like I heard enough, Like I
Speaker 1: know how we are you saying, and I would actually
Speaker 1: just rather like keep it cool. We see each other
Speaker 1: the dog parking, our dogs play like just have to
Speaker 1: be awkward, like you're into the dog, you know? I
Speaker 1: l But wait, can we agree that like the kids
Speaker 1: seeing us kiss on our first kiss ever, like that's
Speaker 1: totally a sign that we shouldn't be together. I feel
Speaker 1: like I just I thought it was funny. I didn't
Speaker 1: really think about it that deeply, but yeahs feeling. I
Speaker 1: think you've handled this really maturely. Oh thank you, Brooke.
Speaker 1: I do think I did a really good job of
Speaker 1: handling this. I came through in a big way. Okay,
Speaker 1: I appreciate recognizing my greatness for one you made it
Speaker 1: through a whole coffee. Second date update working Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning,