Speaker 1: Interviewing convicted felons at the courthouse. Yes, Jose and Alexis
Speaker 1: have done that, getting audio from drunken tailgators outside of
Speaker 1: a sporting event. The Happy couple has accomplished that feat
Speaker 1: as well. We are not happy. Thank you for clarifying.
Speaker 1: But recently we tried something a little different. Sir Jose
Speaker 1: and fan madeen Alexis ventured back to an incredible time
Speaker 1: in human history when chivalrous knights went on noble quests,
Speaker 1: the plague ravaged the land, and all you needed for
Speaker 1: entertainment was a good public beheading. Oh wow, we don't
Speaker 1: have the beheading heart of it. Bring it back. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about the local Renaissance fair, where the grog is
Speaker 1: as strong as the smell coming from the honey buckets
Speaker 1: down yonder. Oh god, it's time to ask the good people.
Speaker 1: They're a simple question, what you're doing at the Renaissance fair.
Speaker 1: What you're doing at the Renaissance Fair. I am out
Speaker 1: here mostly for jousting, and I heard there's aerial acrobatics,
Speaker 1: so whoa Okay, wait, wait, in case anyone hasn't heard you,
Speaker 1: you're dressed at theratist. You're dressed as a full on
Speaker 1: night here. Yes, I am not for jousting purposes. I
Speaker 1: do this for um like medieval reenactment. Lara, if you
Speaker 1: ever heard of beakling and it's incredible, it's huge, Like
Speaker 1: I haven't, but like beakling, for example, they call it
Speaker 1: the gren battie. Are these real words? Yes? The French?
Speaker 1: Oh fancy, So this is kind of a regular outfit
Speaker 1: for you. It sounds like, honestly, any chance I have
Speaker 1: to wear it? I do? Oh really, where do you
Speaker 1: wear this too? Besides the Renaissance Fair? Costume parties sometimes
Speaker 1: out drinking. Oh can you imagine going back to that
Speaker 1: dude's house and then there's a full night costume just
Speaker 1: standing at what is going on? Isn't hers matching? Constant?
Speaker 1: I mean we're laughing, but I bet that guy gets
Speaker 1: more action than all of us combined. That Yeah, but
Speaker 1: is there like a flat to go to the bathroom? Like?
Speaker 1: What do you do? Someone's attention anything? What you doing
Speaker 1: at the Renaissance Fair? I am Mark from Marklandia. I
Speaker 1: am here at the Renaissance Fair. We are dressed in
Speaker 1: armor and furs. Oh my god, this guy's got his
Speaker 1: tongue split in two. We bring fear entertainments. Okay, so
Speaker 1: what is your main goal today? Then? Eat fair eat fairies.
Speaker 1: We are I thought you were gonna say, like, eat
Speaker 1: some of the delicious food they have here, because there's, like,
Speaker 1: you know, crepes and egg rolls and pizza and fairies
Speaker 1: and fairies. Okay, that's what you prefer to eat? Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh and no wonderful ice cream nuch over there. The
Speaker 1: Crematorium ice cream seems legit. Oh my god, I don't
Speaker 1: remember that from Shrek that he liked ice cream if
Speaker 1: they're bloodthirsty, but they also like cookies. And he sounded
Speaker 1: like I do what I read Harry Potter to my kids.
Speaker 1: Listeners that heard that and recognize the dude, like, oh wow,
Speaker 1: Dave from marketing, good for him. If you're just tuning in,
Speaker 1: We sent our own Jose Bolangnos and social media coordinator
Speaker 1: Alexis to ask all the good people wandering about a
Speaker 1: simple question, what you're doing at the Renaissance Fair. What
Speaker 1: you're doing at the Renaissance Fair. I like to see
Speaker 1: girls that are dressed up in different outfits. Oh, so
Speaker 1: you're out to check out the people here? Exactly what
Speaker 1: can outfits stand out to you? Short? Um, shows a
Speaker 1: lot of skin and um, I don't know. I kind
Speaker 1: of have a fetish for elves. WHOA Okay, I was
Speaker 1: gonna say the short and skin. I feel like this
Speaker 1: isn't the right place. But the elves love the ouse.
Speaker 1: What what is it about elves? I love the ears.
Speaker 1: I love the pale skin and the flowers they keep
Speaker 1: around them. It keeps the smelling good all the time.
Speaker 1: I literally don't even know what to say. I've never
Speaker 1: heard that. Do you? Is this you're one place here?
Speaker 1: You get to meet these elves then? Or are other
Speaker 1: than an internet? Yes? Oh I don't think you can
Speaker 1: go back? Yeah? Why do I feel like that guy
Speaker 1: has to notify his neighbors every time he moves. I
Speaker 1: don't know why. I just have to feel I'm elves
Speaker 1: want to talk to him. And if you can out
Speaker 1: weird an elf, that says a lot. Ye, what you're
Speaker 1: doing at the Renaissance fair? They have soldiers for higher,
Speaker 1: soldiers for fortune, and we are we generally speaking, serve
Speaker 1: the Holy Roman fifth you're a soldier for hire? What
Speaker 1: do you do here? Then? At a Renaissance fair with kids?
Speaker 1: And oh yeah you know we're yeah good? We have
Speaker 1: good old fashioned family values. And the great thing is
Speaker 1: if you join the if you join the fine line
Speaker 1: and you don't have a wife, one could be provided
Speaker 1: for you. Yeah. Hey, I like that. You know you
Speaker 1: could meet your soulmate doing this. I met my wife
Speaker 1: doing this. This is way better than a dating site
Speaker 1: a little bit. You know, I would like a wife
Speaker 1: and two children? Please? How much? Um? We need to
Speaker 1: work out the specifics. Do you take Venmo? We're working
Speaker 1: on it. The fifi here's plenty spotty. Wow, that was right.
Speaker 1: I know you didn't and you didn't. Okay, the WiFi
Speaker 1: isn't good. Had a credit card on me? That's too bad,
Speaker 1: But you know you actually did. Jose, you probably doubled
Speaker 1: the attendance of nerds next year who were like, wait
Speaker 1: a second, I'm bringing cash. Yeah, what you're doing at
Speaker 1: the Renaissance Fair? Oh I'm blessing everyone? Okay, you're splashing
Speaker 1: water all over my face. I'm sorry, but you wouldn't
Speaker 1: last off. I don't. I don't want these blessings like
Speaker 1: it's so hot? I laugh. You need to cool down?
Speaker 1: What a fluing is always beautiful? You know long it
Speaker 1: took me to do my makeup today so in considering Alexis, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the way that woman was talking, it sounds like there
Speaker 1: was more than just water was throwing at vodka. Did
Speaker 1: you recover not really hair frizzy. Yeah. We had to
Speaker 1: leave like immediately out. One of the elf guy wasn't
Speaker 1: into you. That's what you're doing at the Renaissance Fair.
Speaker 1: Phone to house coming up Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.