Speaker 1: Concession. I can't take back girl arms speaker. I got
Speaker 1: a text into seven eighty five nine too that says
Speaker 1: I'm single. But every so often, when I get really
Speaker 1: really upset at myself for doing something stupid, I'll make
Speaker 1: myself go sleep on the couch. Yeah, it's good practice
Speaker 1: for when you do one day get married. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's funny. But you know what, if you ever get
Speaker 1: tired of punishing yourself, you can always come on the
Speaker 1: show and tell us your secrets punishment free. Right here
Speaker 1: on the mass speaker, one of our listeners is ready
Speaker 1: to get something off of her chest. She's chosen the
Speaker 1: fake name Corey. Corey, Welcome to our humble little show.
Speaker 1: Take your shoes off, stay awhile. Hey, everybody said take
Speaker 1: your shoes off. We're in no shoes house. But hey,
Speaker 1: we welcome your because apparently that's what you're going to
Speaker 1: give us right now. That a professional. Let's just end
Speaker 1: the segment here, maybe on a note or I don't know,
Speaker 1: I guess we can hear your confession, core what's going on?
Speaker 1: Voice changes on. We're ready to hear you. My my
Speaker 1: shoes are off, yeah yeah, and your voice is mask
Speaker 1: Let's go. It's definitely disguised, right, yeah, no, we promised. Well,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Is that juicy? Well, I just the
Speaker 1: only person that I've ever told is my very best friend. Okay,
Speaker 1: oh this is like Dartfield. Yeah, bonded closer to you
Speaker 1: already just because of that. But what happened? Okay, so
Speaker 1: this happened about ten years ago when I was single
Speaker 1: and I had a room maybe who at the time
Speaker 1: is my well she still is my best friend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I went on an online date, which you know,
Speaker 1: they weren't as popular at the time as it is now.
Speaker 1: They didn't have apps, right, didn't you have to go
Speaker 1: to like match dot com or there was no app
Speaker 1: or anything. I don't think it was Craigslist, but it was.
Speaker 1: It was definitely not an up. Yeah, okay. It was
Speaker 1: something where your friends are like, really, you're going to
Speaker 1: go meet someone off of their sketchy exactly. But my
Speaker 1: best friend was with me at the time and I
Speaker 1: was just meeting him. She knew where I would be,
Speaker 1: and I was meeting him at a bar that was
Speaker 1: five minutes from the apartment. Okay, fine, seems fine. I
Speaker 1: definitely was nervous, so we you know, I had a
Speaker 1: lot of drinks before I left. Oh great idea. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like a happy amount, but like a drink or two.
Speaker 1: Not she describes it as a lot of drink. I
Speaker 1: mean they were we were having you know, strawberry dacres
Speaker 1: from the blender. Oh god, I have a headache, you
Speaker 1: know when I had that dinner yet, so I might
Speaker 1: have had you showed up to the date drunk. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: There wasn't a lot of people at the bar at
Speaker 1: the time, and I see him sitting there, so I
Speaker 1: just kind of went right up to him, was like, hey,
Speaker 1: you're like, hey, you feel him very good looking as
Speaker 1: I do. After a couple of I think we've all
Speaker 1: been there, nothing wrong with that, So yeah, where does
Speaker 1: the secret part come in? Where's the shame? So we
Speaker 1: did end up making out too. We made out pretty
Speaker 1: quickly in the day, and uh, I will admit, we
Speaker 1: have some more drinks and shots and I did have
Speaker 1: to throw out, but it was kind of cute because
Speaker 1: he held my hair back. Okay, where are you at
Speaker 1: this point? Are you just in the bar bathroom or
Speaker 1: did you I went out tied for a minute from
Speaker 1: some air from the bar session. Come on, no, we
Speaker 1: made out before, before the puping. Do you apologize for Brooks? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, and just the image of like a dakery
Speaker 1: puke it's especially bad. But it was it was rad puke. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I have a great time with him. I stumble home,
Speaker 1: I pass out. I wake up the next day and
Speaker 1: I look at my phone and there's all these messages
Speaker 1: and missed calls from the guy I was supposed to meet.
Speaker 1: What wait, what do you mean so the guy at
Speaker 1: the bar wasn't the right one? And then but you
Speaker 1: hit it off with him. I hit it off with him.
Speaker 1: I mean I went up to him, was like, hey,
Speaker 1: you know, so I didn't realize it wasn't the guy
Speaker 1: I was supposed to meet. So and like I said,
Speaker 1: I never told anyone. Oh girl, do you know any
Speaker 1: strangers I've made out with? I mean, honestly, there is
Speaker 1: no shame. Yeah I know, but I will tell you guys,
Speaker 1: I've always kind of wondered what would happen if I
Speaker 1: would have met the guy, but the puke guy, the
Speaker 1: Strawberry marquerita guy. Yeah, I'm married to him with two kids. Now, yes,
Speaker 1: you called him back oh, why did you not tell
Speaker 1: him that story? It's adorable. Not everybody thinks it's adorable
Speaker 1: to be like, Hey, when I met you, I had
Speaker 1: zero recollection. I was wasted. You were an accident. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The reason why won't tell him is because he loves
Speaker 1: telling the story to his family. My family. He told
Speaker 1: all our friends, saying, you know, she came up to
Speaker 1: me and approached me and yeah, you know. Plus we
Speaker 1: have kids and I don't know. So I literally I
Speaker 1: actually feel a lot of relief right now, but I've
Speaker 1: I've never told anyone until Oh no, oh my god.
Speaker 1: I could trying to see one of those stories. You
Speaker 1: needed to tell him right away now, it would be weird.
Speaker 1: I do feel kind of bad about the guy you
Speaker 1: were supposed to meet. Oh he missed out. You think
Speaker 1: he probably went back home to his windowless van, just crying.
Speaker 1: I want to go not tonightfreshing sweet story though for
Speaker 1: once on the mass speaker, he's like, I'm never using
Speaker 1: Craigslist again. Text into seven eight five nine too. If
Speaker 1: you have a confession you've been holding onto, We'll hide
Speaker 1: your identity, mask your voice, and make you the next
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