Speaker 1: Don't speak. I know just what just saying, So please
Speaker 1: stop explaining. Don't tell me that it hurts. By the way,
Speaker 1: do you guys got to watch this for some reason?
Speaker 1: Land at this in my head? The Netflix documentary about Woodstock.
Speaker 1: Oh I did hear about that? Yeah, it was a
Speaker 1: wild You've got to see this, Donald, you can't. But
Speaker 1: I had no idea. Is that where the mud fights,
Speaker 1: the mud fights and all that. It's not mud, it's pooh,
Speaker 1: they don't there A buddy, a buddy of mine went
Speaker 1: to Woodstock and has pictures of himself in the mud
Speaker 1: fights and everything like that. Hey, but I just want
Speaker 1: you to know you was you was slinging? Do do?
Speaker 1: It's so gross, It's so gross, But you gotta see
Speaker 1: this doc is three part documentary listeners. I highly recommend it.
Speaker 1: It's it's shocking and uh really well done. But it
Speaker 1: is crazy what happened at that fucking festival. Donald. The
Speaker 1: season six well, I'm not gonna spoil it for anyone,
Speaker 1: just insanity. They fucking rioted, they started fires. It's incredible.
Speaker 1: It's the season six finale, and what a finale it is.
Speaker 1: I wrote, I laughed so hard, I wrote so many notes,
Speaker 1: But there's a couple of I think that I think
Speaker 1: the biggest laugh as always is Rob macow. Yes, of course,
Speaker 1: we have a special visitor coming for the listeners today.
Speaker 1: Joel is special present for the listeners here or Danny No, okay,
Speaker 1: we have these very special guest for you listeners, because
Speaker 1: we love you and we like to give you special treats,
Speaker 1: especially when it's the season finale of season six. We're
Speaker 1: gonna give you two special treats. We're gonna watch the
Speaker 1: show with you in the next episode and in this episode,
Speaker 1: the season six finale, we're bringing in a heavy hitter.
Speaker 1: We're just gonna leave it at that for now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Daniel will let us know when the surprises. He year, Um,
Speaker 1: but how are you a day of shooting, just checking
Speaker 1: in with you, how are things? Rocco had his birthday.
Speaker 1: I saw Rocco is now officially nine years old, nine
Speaker 1: big ones. It's very interesting because he's taller than nine,
Speaker 1: Like he's taller than the average nine year old. And
Speaker 1: so when I look at him, I see such an
Speaker 1: older kid, and but he behaves like a nine year
Speaker 1: old and you know, you know what I mean. And
Speaker 1: it's like, uh and I have to. I have to
Speaker 1: accept that. I you know, I'm so proud of him.
Speaker 1: He's blossoming and growing into this really awesome kid right now,
Speaker 1: and I'm really excited about that. But what I'm really
Speaker 1: excited about is that, you know, as actors, when you're
Speaker 1: you know, as actors who have to go across the
Speaker 1: world and do things and stuff, it's rare that you
Speaker 1: get to stay home and be with your children. And
Speaker 1: these past couple of months this summer, I've had the
Speaker 1: luck re of working in l A and it hasn't
Speaker 1: been like that in a long time. And so I'm
Speaker 1: sure they're so glad that you're around and you can
Speaker 1: be a part, especially since so much is happening with
Speaker 1: your kids. Yeah, it's really interesting. It's really cool, man.
Speaker 1: You know, it's really My daughter is heavy into dancing
Speaker 1: and gymnastics and all of that stuff now, and Rocco
Speaker 1: and basketball as well. And Rocco is heavy into basketball,
Speaker 1: and school is about to start up, and you know,
Speaker 1: life is life is uh, it's moving, and it's I
Speaker 1: think it's good to be alive for anyone right now.
Speaker 1: I think everybody needs to just sit back, and you know,
Speaker 1: if you could just take a moment and take a
Speaker 1: mental polaroid of where you are, you know, in life
Speaker 1: right now, and understand that it's not the goal, isn't uh,
Speaker 1: isn't waiting for you at the end of the finish line.
Speaker 1: You know. The goal is the journey that's you know,
Speaker 1: and or the journey that you're on. And I'm enjoying
Speaker 1: this right now. Yeah that's well said, man, and I
Speaker 1: am too, And I appreciate this. You know, as we
Speaker 1: end season six, I gotta we gotta always say how
Speaker 1: much we appreciate you listeners. This is so fun for us.
Speaker 1: I was preparing for this show just now watching the
Speaker 1: episode and I'm cracking up. I'm sitting here alone, I'm
Speaker 1: swiping tears from my eyes, laughing so hard. And I
Speaker 1: would not be doing that if it weren't for this show.
Speaker 1: And and so I just want to just shout out
Speaker 1: you listeners who who you know? You give us the
Speaker 1: reason to do this and so much joy doing the show.
Speaker 1: And also of course revisiting scrubs and laughing and knowing
Speaker 1: that I'm going to get to crack up with with
Speaker 1: you three is something I look forward to every week.
Speaker 1: So so thank you and on that note show we
Speaker 1: made about a bunch of nurses and Janna sound around.
Speaker 1: M all right, so we'll wait for special guests and
Speaker 1: let's just get into it. Um. You know he is
Speaker 1: into it, huh. At first he's not into it. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna save myself for marriage. And then with the
Speaker 1: was it the shift of the wind, the change of
Speaker 1: the wind, and all of a sudden he had movement
Speaker 1: and there it is. And it's amazing how powerful little
Speaker 1: side boob can be. Donald. You know, side boob can
Speaker 1: bring down a man's defenses. Let's be honest, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of things that can bring down a man's defenses.
Speaker 1: You put meat in front of a dog, he's gonna
Speaker 1: eat She's beautiful. My wife always told me, you put
Speaker 1: meat in front of a dog, it's gonna eat it.
Speaker 1: That's just real talk. Well, he's single, he hasn't had
Speaker 1: it's implied he hasn't had sex in a long time. Dog,
Speaker 1: a dootiful woman is in his arms. She's carrying his
Speaker 1: baby dog, and all of a sudden there's some side
Speaker 1: boob swiping. Yeah, he's no match for Elizabeth Banks's side boob,
Speaker 1: and nor is any man nor is anyone, nor is
Speaker 1: any person never heard. She says that the baby was
Speaker 1: moving quite a bit during the intercourse and that he
Speaker 1: quote enjoyed it. Now, I've never heard that express Donald.
Speaker 1: You're a man with many kids, just when you when
Speaker 1: you're in late stage of pregnancy, does the baby mover
Speaker 1: round owned a lot? Is that a thing? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: naturally it does. But you know, yeah, I imagine when
Speaker 1: things inter environments. I've honestly never heard that. I was
Speaker 1: watching sometimes it could be scary anything you get the
Speaker 1: funk out of whoa? What is? How are you? What
Speaker 1: you're doing up in here? I never get out of
Speaker 1: my space. This is my room. I've honestly never heard room.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of disgusted. I've heard people make jokes
Speaker 1: about like, oh, we can't have sex we I have
Speaker 1: a baby and something, but I've never heard of like
Speaker 1: the actual biology if if the baby reacts to during
Speaker 1: intercourse until this episode of I mean, don't doesn't doesn't
Speaker 1: can't seem in like cause labor also like I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: you know now they do they do encourage like if
Speaker 1: you know you're very pregnant and your du dates right
Speaker 1: around the corner and you're like, I want this baby
Speaker 1: out of me. They're like, sex can help. I don't
Speaker 1: know how that works, but sex spicy semen. Donald just
Speaker 1: said the semen. I would think it's the movement. Yes,
Speaker 1: I think, I think. I think it's all of it.
Speaker 1: I think it's all of the lubricat. And you google
Speaker 1: whether semen can induce labor, because I don't think that's true.
Speaker 1: It's a fake doctor. Listen, that's a fake doctor. It
Speaker 1: can be true as anything. Anything. I can say whatever
Speaker 1: the funk I want. I'm afraid I've never I've never
Speaker 1: stood up here and said this. I'm a real doctor.
Speaker 1: You should take what I say is fact. Doctor. As
Speaker 1: if a very pregnant woman is listening, I don't want
Speaker 1: her to being like, oh let me go get some
Speaker 1: seeming because I'm ready to give birth. Sperm banks would
Speaker 1: be off the chain right now. Okay, everyone settled in
Speaker 1: for this. So for Don Pa was right, just let's
Speaker 1: just start with that. Let's just start sexual activity. Especially
Speaker 1: having an orgasm can really sexy tosin, which may help
Speaker 1: jump start eating contractions. Also, for pregnant people who have
Speaker 1: sex with men, there are pro the gland in hormones
Speaker 1: and semen that might help ripen the cervix. I only
Speaker 1: know this because I did a movie call Home Delivery
Speaker 1: that involved some ripening, some ripening the cervis, and so
Speaker 1: I know this. It's coming soon, y'all. So when you
Speaker 1: get the chance, go check out Home Delivery. Wow. Donald
Speaker 1: never guessed you were right about that. But everyone gets
Speaker 1: about intercourse. Don't do shops of semen. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: don't drink it. Oh my god, even Daniel saying, oh
Speaker 1: my god, that one. All right, So we we got
Speaker 1: lots to talk about. So then we see a montage
Speaker 1: that they're three weeks go by and they're feeling each other,
Speaker 1: They're they're they're they're making they're building the crib, they're
Speaker 1: doing all the stereotypic couple about to have a baby things.
Speaker 1: And we learned that Elliot's wedding is in one week um,
Speaker 1: and so things are really building up. The janitor didn't
Speaker 1: get his invite because before we go before we go forward,
Speaker 1: I thought this was really interesting. How uh, j D
Speaker 1: and Elliott are sharing the A storyline and the B
Speaker 1: storyline is janitor, the janitor and the brain trust. Uh.
Speaker 1: How often does that happen. I don't think we've paid
Speaker 1: attention necessarily to that while making the show, but you know,
Speaker 1: I just found that very interesting that the two of
Speaker 1: them shared, like the his storyline, j D storyline with Kim,
Speaker 1: and it's storyline with Keith. We're all a part of
Speaker 1: the mirroring. They were all kind of the same storyline.
Speaker 1: And then the B storyline is the brain trust and
Speaker 1: the janitor. Alright, Donald, special guest is here, Daniel Timpany,
Speaker 1: Please some really juicy Timpany some season six finale Timpany,
Speaker 1: I can't believe we did it. I can't let you no.
Speaker 1: It was make more noise, more noise. I feel I
Speaker 1: feel like there is a concerted effort to not get
Speaker 1: me to join my podcast today. What are you talking
Speaker 1: about this whole season six? Bill, We've been talking about
Speaker 1: how you're you're We said, oh, we should do it,
Speaker 1: ask Bill, and then we're always like, no, he's way
Speaker 1: too busy. We can't even ask you it. Ask Bill.
Speaker 1: Just so you guys know, Um, it's good to see
Speaker 1: you all again. I had a weird moment this morning
Speaker 1: because is the first time I drove into the set
Speaker 1: and that that security guard didn't say I love your podcast.
Speaker 1: We have to tell the audience if you haven't been
Speaker 1: keeping track. Bill has been doing something I never really
Speaker 1: knew someone could possibly do, and that is show running
Speaker 1: two big ask shows simultaneously on different coasts, one in
Speaker 1: Miami and one in l A. Uh, Bill, how the
Speaker 1: hell are you? You just finished? Do you want to
Speaker 1: get in the fetal position? What's happening? And you're man,
Speaker 1: I'm okay, I missed. I miss you guys. It makes
Speaker 1: me really happy to be look. I like my job
Speaker 1: a lot. I'm never gonna do that again. It was
Speaker 1: a giant mistake, but uh, I want to stay. I
Speaker 1: want to stay on this though, because I was really
Speaker 1: I didn't get to prepare because Daniel even knows I
Speaker 1: was going to send something. I've been working on some
Speaker 1: new character. I'll tell you what I need, a new character,
Speaker 1: interrupting Guy. Anybody you know what the problem was? I
Speaker 1: kept trying to obsess about a funnier way to do
Speaker 1: interrupting Guy and interrupting Bill, and I haven't um uh,
Speaker 1: I haven't been able to beat I Still people still
Speaker 1: talk to me on social media about when interrupting Bill
Speaker 1: interrupted me, interrupting you guys. It was like it was
Speaker 1: like that. It was like inception. I got a new one.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ruin it, so it can't be one. But
Speaker 1: I think we should come up with a new character
Speaker 1: for me today would be helpful for me. My new one,
Speaker 1: um was and I wanted to do. Uh, I'm not
Speaker 1: finished talking about this guy. So here's here's my idea.
Speaker 1: My idea was to talk about something's Donald and I
Speaker 1: have to talk to you about it before that is
Speaker 1: going to annoy Zach. Can we finished? Could we be
Speaker 1: done talking about this? And then I was gonna say, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm done talking about this. But when I
Speaker 1: say that, that would be Daniel's Q to hit a button,
Speaker 1: and I thought, I'm not part of this. You're part
Speaker 1: of this. My favorite part of this is Bill impost
Speaker 1: on two giant shows and instead he's sitting there brainstorming
Speaker 1: on a new character for the podcast. I'm not done
Speaker 1: talking about this guy. Isn't bad, that's great. You have
Speaker 1: you have to prepare well, you know, in my head,
Speaker 1: I have to find a great topic that Donald and
Speaker 1: I can riff on. It will eventually annoy Zach and
Speaker 1: then Zach can go oh, my god, we stop talking
Speaker 1: about this, and then maybe Donald and I would work
Speaker 1: it out and say we're done. And that's that's when
Speaker 1: my prompt of the guy that's not done talking about
Speaker 1: this last point. I think we could do that, Donald,
Speaker 1: And if we're careful, Zach will never see it coming,
Speaker 1: even with this one. Yeah, I'll see it coming. If
Speaker 1: it's about a basketball player, I might see it coming.
Speaker 1: You won't see it coming, regardless of what it is.
Speaker 1: I don't think you. I don't think you'll see it coming,
Speaker 1: all right, Pheel, I have questions. This is the season
Speaker 1: six finale. It's the last episode on NBC. I believe,
Speaker 1: I think so. And no, no, season seven was the
Speaker 1: last episode on NBC because they juggled the order of
Speaker 1: it. It It was a shortened season seven, and they made
Speaker 1: the Princess Bride homage the finale even though it was
Speaker 1: not the finale. I see now? Is there something? Is
Speaker 1: there some reason? On scrubs Wiki, it says this is
Speaker 1: the last one that Touchstone that has the Touchstone TV
Speaker 1: logo on it? Is this one like ABC changed their
Speaker 1: name or something? Uh, it couldn't be. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You know, it's weird. I was I'll just tell you
Speaker 1: what it says, and it may mean nothing, but it
Speaker 1: says this is the last episode to use the two
Speaker 1: thousand four Touchstone television logo since the season four premiere.
Speaker 1: It's just something unscrubbs wi you. Maybe you don't know
Speaker 1: what the hell that's about. I do. It's because Touchdone
Speaker 1: used to be their studio and then they just all
Speaker 1: became Disney. You know, I meant it, got it, got it.
Speaker 1: They changed to Disney. Remember there used to be touch too,
Speaker 1: and it became obsolete. I missed, I missed Touchstone, And
Speaker 1: there was one other one that wasn't there another Disney movie.
Speaker 1: It was touch Tone and something else. Touchstone with Disney
Speaker 1: is kind of cool, you know, can't buy me love?
Speaker 1: And it went away. I don't think you're allowed in
Speaker 1: these times to have a company name that starts with
Speaker 1: touch Bill, did you, um? I know we were always
Speaker 1: kind of going year by year. Was there any thought
Speaker 1: in your mind that this could be the last season
Speaker 1: of the last episode of the show. No, I knew
Speaker 1: this one wasn't the last. They were doing the show
Speaker 1: right then, and remember we probably would have stayed on.
Speaker 1: It's a good trivia for next year. If it weren't
Speaker 1: for the writer's strike, we would probably would have stayed
Speaker 1: on NBC even longer. That's just kind of confused things, right,
Speaker 1: And that happened this season of seventh season. Next season,
Speaker 1: seventh season is shortened. And the one thing that still
Speaker 1: is one of my top five scrubs internet traffic about
Speaker 1: when the writers strike hit, we had a bunch of
Speaker 1: episodes in the can, but not one that could conceivably
Speaker 1: the NBC's series finale. So they juggled it and they
Speaker 1: made the Princess Bride episode, which was really cool, final
Speaker 1: the season finale, and hinted it could be the series finale.
Speaker 1: But if it was the series finale, it made no
Speaker 1: sense and it made me very mad. I know, I'm
Speaker 1: frustrated by that too, because I directed it, and you
Speaker 1: and I and the whole crew and cast put so
Speaker 1: much love into that, And then I feel like it
Speaker 1: was sort of judged harshly because people were judging it
Speaker 1: as the series finale. It was very weird. Never we
Speaker 1: never meant it to. I mean, you know, I peeping
Speaker 1: people would have loved it and digested it differently if
Speaker 1: they thought, oh, this is just a super out of
Speaker 1: the box episode of Scrubs as opposed to we're ending
Speaker 1: the series on this. They did what was their right
Speaker 1: and they flipped the order. So Ken Jenkins character Kelso
Speaker 1: had even already left the hospital, and then for some
Speaker 1: reason in the season finale, he's back working there again.
Speaker 1: It was very weird. Yeah, yeah, well yeah, back to
Speaker 1: this one, back to this one. I was gonna I
Speaker 1: was just gonna just put that into to comparison, uh,
Speaker 1: with everything that's shifting at Warner Brothers. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: just how it goes. Man. The business is the business,
Speaker 1: and I know fans get piste off about stuff like that,
Speaker 1: but there's nothing that we as creatives can do about that,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? There is there is I'll
Speaker 1: tell you, okay, yes here is going to release Back Girl.
Speaker 1: What did I just start? What? What did I go?
Speaker 1: There is? I just hit a button and Back Girl start.
Speaker 1: I watched the whole thing right now, the build Instagram.
Speaker 1: Have you guys had Instagram? He's broken Back Girl into
Speaker 1: many instant stories. By the way, I'm taking more time
Speaker 1: for social media now. Maybe if I start acting it
Speaker 1: out the So here's the people like to say that
Speaker 1: things are changing. They aren't changing. It's just more of
Speaker 1: the same. And what I mean by that is uh uh.
Speaker 1: The one truth is that the businesses and powers that
Speaker 1: be in Hollywood will always do understandably. I'll be careful
Speaker 1: what's right for them, um uh, until the end of time.
Speaker 1: The story of bat Girl, there's a thousand stories like that,
Speaker 1: of expensive pilots and shows and movies shelved and redone.
Speaker 1: That's what Donald said. I when I was saying it's
Speaker 1: never been done before. No, I know what I meant
Speaker 1: was within ninety million dollar feature. I don't think that's
Speaker 1: been done before. But Donald's yet last week was saying, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: but think about pilots. It's it's maybe not as much money,
Speaker 1: but it's a funkload of money. Think about the amount
Speaker 1: of movies and TV shows that were completely reshot to
Speaker 1: make it. By the way, one of the most famous things,
Speaker 1: don't They made the Game of Thrones pilot. Yeah. And
Speaker 1: by the way, also, Zach, if you add up, we're saying,
Speaker 1: there's a new thing. How is this that much different
Speaker 1: than all the super expensive I could have added up
Speaker 1: TV pilots that were made, invested in, shot, and then
Speaker 1: never allowed to be shown to anybody I personally have made.
Speaker 1: I'm just counting them a cool seventy five million dollars
Speaker 1: worth of pilots that were never seen by a single
Speaker 1: person that exists. That's exactly what Donald was saying last week.
Speaker 1: I get it. And the opposite side of this, I
Speaker 1: will tell you that a cool thing for content creators
Speaker 1: is that there is still a leverage shift. Once you
Speaker 1: do something that everybody digs, and the second you do
Speaker 1: something that everybody digs, the leverage shift goes from the
Speaker 1: studio and company paying for it to the creators making
Speaker 1: making it and the people in it. But that's the
Speaker 1: fact that that hasn't changed yet is great. So even
Speaker 1: in the Netflix model where they say, um, oh Netflix,
Speaker 1: you're gonna do three years and be gone, right, Um,
Speaker 1: Stranger fiction, you know, is a strange that it's still
Speaker 1: on because there's a leverage shift on that show, you know,
Speaker 1: because the creators and people that make it's so in demand,
Speaker 1: you know that they get to keep doing whatever the
Speaker 1: heck they want to keep doing, you know, And so
Speaker 1: the stranger things, stranger things just strange the fiction by
Speaker 1: because I was thinking about a weird movie stranger things
Speaker 1: that you know, did not do two seasons and go
Speaker 1: out like other Netflix shows. You know what I mean,
Speaker 1: it's going to do five seasons. It looks like yeah,
Speaker 1: and like look even um uh. Ted Lasso is a
Speaker 1: great example because when it was pitched, it was definitely
Speaker 1: pitched as a two or three season show and everybody
Speaker 1: was fine with that. And now it is without a doubt,
Speaker 1: a hundred percent. Jason Sudeikis is prerogative how long that
Speaker 1: show goes on. You know what I mean, do you
Speaker 1: want to give us any Do you want to give
Speaker 1: us any And if you were to tell us Bill,
Speaker 1: we would get so many listens, we would get a
Speaker 1: lot of publicity. Maybe maybe we can click. We need
Speaker 1: click for our podcast. It can be know why even
Speaker 1: if I even if I knew, I wouldn't But I
Speaker 1: don't know because it is so firmly. Mr Sudeikis is
Speaker 1: called himself. And I think that's the cool beauty of
Speaker 1: this show is he'll know and he'll let people know
Speaker 1: when it's time to let him know. You know, Zach
Speaker 1: was one of the things I was doing. Zach was
Speaker 1: in it Donald and uh, he was very very good. Uh.
Speaker 1: And I won't do any spoilers because he had to
Speaker 1: do drama and violence and uh be drug addict and
Speaker 1: he absolutely crushed it. And I had to. I had
Speaker 1: not seen our friend Zach act in a while, and
Speaker 1: it made me think, I gotta see my friend Donald
Speaker 1: acting in one of these things too. Man, it's been
Speaker 1: too long. I agree, you know what, I agree, But
Speaker 1: I will say this, Zach is leveled up in his acting.
Speaker 1: He was good, but he's leveled up. I didn't, by
Speaker 1: the way, I will say this, I know how build
Speaker 1: out of all these years. Bill came to me almost surprised, like,
Speaker 1: you're really good in that done. I used to get
Speaker 1: pegged on this all the time, the ultimate insult, which
Speaker 1: is I used the word actually, you are actually really
Speaker 1: good in that UM. But I will say this, I
Speaker 1: got a good topic for this, and then you can
Speaker 1: go back to the show because it's back takes it
Speaker 1: back to all of us. You guys can use this
Speaker 1: or not use this. So since we did that thing
Speaker 1: in UM Texas, I'm always inundated with people asking if
Speaker 1: we're gonna reboot Scrubs. And I always, you know, because
Speaker 1: we said yeah, we'll do it sometime. We will do
Speaker 1: it sometime. Right, because it'll be fun and we love
Speaker 1: each other. And that picture of all of us at
Speaker 1: dinner and gives me joy whenever I see it. Um,
Speaker 1: but none of us are you know, none of us
Speaker 1: are like going like, oh, we have to make it
Speaker 1: happen tomorrow. We'll just do it sometime. But don't you
Speaker 1: think the three of us idiots should work together before
Speaker 1: that and figure out a way to all work together.
Speaker 1: You have to get along. I was you had me
Speaker 1: when you said don't you think you had me when
Speaker 1: you said it could be about uh, by the way,
Speaker 1: it could be about an upstart podcast that I run. No,
Speaker 1: but this this will be good as a cool savvy
Speaker 1: producer named Joel and just a woman who can play Joel.
Speaker 1: But man, you know we're good all we love We
Speaker 1: love you man, and we we were dying to do
Speaker 1: something with you. I never I was literally swiping tears
Speaker 1: from laughter watching this episode Bill and and and it's
Speaker 1: how many years ago, And it just makes me laugh
Speaker 1: so hard, Uh said, are Obviously it goes without saying
Speaker 1: we'd love to do anything with me. Well that's what's
Speaker 1: that was. One of my other characters is steal your
Speaker 1: idea guy. So you want to if you want to
Speaker 1: bring guests in the same what it would be funny
Speaker 1: to see Zach Kindonald do together. That's a good runner
Speaker 1: for season seven. Steal it? Yes, instead of this is great?
Speaker 1: All right, I just need a legal disclaimer. Yeah, your idea.
Speaker 1: If you make the mistake saying what your idea is
Speaker 1: and anything close to your idea shows up, that's not
Speaker 1: my problem. Are you carrying on the show? Carrying on
Speaker 1: the sign you're gonna have to sign something like if
Speaker 1: we actually make a show out of it, they get
Speaker 1: like a checker, they get a T shirt, they get
Speaker 1: you know, but how fun would it be for season seven?
Speaker 1: Is instead of fix your life? And instead of random questions,
Speaker 1: it's just pitch your idea for the Zack and Donald
Speaker 1: the Laren Show. How many times do you think we'd
Speaker 1: be werewolves? Your dr Acula would be dr We have
Speaker 1: to make a role that you can't pitch dr aculate. Okay,
Speaker 1: so alright, you can't. Let's get it can't be related
Speaker 1: to Scrubs because then then then it's owned by somebody else.
Speaker 1: All right, let's talk about all right, so this is official.
Speaker 1: Instead of fix your life, the new segment at the
Speaker 1: end of the show, is your idea that will do next? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What is that? To scrubs? I heeart at gmail dot com. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and there you go. And this is why, this is
Speaker 1: why this podcast belongs to Bill. Guys, it happens, what happens.
Speaker 1: Joel has time to figure out the document that people
Speaker 1: need to sign from. When we actually make the show,
Speaker 1: I'd say, by Zack, you've been around it before. If
Speaker 1: anybody makes a mistake of talking about an idea in
Speaker 1: front of me, I generally say I own. But we
Speaker 1: know from doing the show with you that you'd be like,
Speaker 1: what did you guys do this weekend? A week later, Hey,
Speaker 1: we're a little stuck in the writer's room. Why did
Speaker 1: you guys do this weekend? We tried to get into
Speaker 1: a club and I was wearing a giant clock around
Speaker 1: my neck. And then that did not happen. Za, you
Speaker 1: can almost believe it happened. Alright, So, Bill, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you had a chance to watch the episode
Speaker 1: or not, but we'll remind you of things. I didn't
Speaker 1: watch it, but I read The Wicked Thing and I
Speaker 1: remember it very well, and I have some good trivia
Speaker 1: about it. All Right, before we do that. We're gonna
Speaker 1: take a break. We'll be right back after right now,
Speaker 1: and we're back. You're allowed. And he came in so
Speaker 1: smooth with it, Bill, and we're back is really for
Speaker 1: the host. Um, so we gotta take ano little break
Speaker 1: for a second. We gott take ano little brood probably break. Now,
Speaker 1: let's take a little break. We're back, you guys, now,
Speaker 1: we're back back. Please don't the audience doesn't want to
Speaker 1: hear unnecessary commercial. I got another character. So listen when
Speaker 1: when Cox kicks everybody out of the lobby, Um, Bill,
Speaker 1: I believe you're one of the people that's running out
Speaker 1: of the gift shop and stealing from the gift shop. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it takes something. But first of all, I didn't understand.
Speaker 1: I didn't see your cameo, but I saw on scrubs
Speaker 1: WICKI that it says you're one of the people. But
Speaker 1: then I didn't understand why he caught screams everyone out
Speaker 1: of the lobby, everyone out of here, and and and
Speaker 1: and then people really they loose the gift shop. I
Speaker 1: just want you to know that aside from my embarrassing
Speaker 1: cameos which I intended, which is the priest and then
Speaker 1: the janitor at the end. Every other cameo I had
Speaker 1: on this show happened because you were shooting a scene
Speaker 1: on the first floor and I was on the way
Speaker 1: to the kitchen to steal or the top of a
Speaker 1: muffin if I if I want to the kitchen and
Speaker 1: they were doing something that I could put myself in,
Speaker 1: I would stop and put myself out of sheer boredom
Speaker 1: in my scrubs world. Um, you all the janitor um
Speaker 1: and the and the and the minister in Bahamas are
Speaker 1: the same guy. Yeah, that makes sense. They probably. By
Speaker 1: the way, my favorite cameo I put myself in was
Speaker 1: there was an episode with other people that the B
Speaker 1: team had the voiceover. It was Christa and the Todd
Speaker 1: and Sam Lloyd all had voiceovers in one episode and Chris,
Speaker 1: We're in the coffee place, I was going to get
Speaker 1: a call fee and she says the reason that she
Speaker 1: was such a horrible person as that her parents were
Speaker 1: very mean to her. And you can actually hear me
Speaker 1: in the background in the line going apparently her parents
Speaker 1: were very mean. Well, yeah, we did that one. We
Speaker 1: did that episode and by the way, that was nobody
Speaker 1: even knew I was going to say it's off, Mike,
Speaker 1: because I just walked in there and said that I
Speaker 1: was very probably about as Canada. You together is going
Speaker 1: to have to have a component and I'm allowed to
Speaker 1: walk in and say something when I feel like, Okay,
Speaker 1: those of you, those of you prepared to picture ideas
Speaker 1: right in random appearances of Bill. I love that all
Speaker 1: your random appearances have to do with you going to
Speaker 1: the kitchen to get a snack. I mean the show
Speaker 1: whenever I was really hungry. Yeah, um, remember the John
Speaker 1: Pujuice face? Do you remember the John Pujuice face? Where
Speaker 1: he came to set every morning with the John pujuice
Speaker 1: That was like three years in the room. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then we put it. We put that whole thing in
Speaker 1: the show because I was weird about which one I liked.
Speaker 1: And I think we had you saying that I can't
Speaker 1: remember what it was orange goonge, which is not a
Speaker 1: smoothie flavor. But you know so, Bill, I don't know
Speaker 1: if you remember this, but after you loot the gift
Speaker 1: shop because Cox has screamed, did everyone to go? A
Speaker 1: plant stands up and made it made a plant walks out.
Speaker 1: One of the top five worst things we've never done. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And by the way, sto random asked me if the
Speaker 1: animation is very good? Is the animation and good? Bill, No,
Speaker 1: it's horrible at this day and age. Donald could have
Speaker 1: done to stop motion and it looked really by the way,
Speaker 1: Donald stop motions getting good. I'm working on it. He
Speaker 1: leveled up, working on it. I'm working on it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Why is Colonel Doctor never invited to any Oh my god,
Speaker 1: there's a really you just had an episode where's Sarah? Really?
Speaker 1: This is Colonel Doctor in terms of her wedding invites?
Speaker 1: And in this episode, Jordan's this is Colonel Doctor to
Speaker 1: be invited to the bappotism. I po're gonna gets a
Speaker 1: lot of hate in the hospital. Bill. By the way,
Speaker 1: you know that you remember who Colonel Doctor's son is.
Speaker 1: It's Lloyd. Yes, Mike Schwartz, a meth addicted back. You
Speaker 1: guys remember the what Colonel Doctor's real name is? You're talking.
Speaker 1: We're just watched most of the Crub's series. It's Cole
Speaker 1: Slaw and Lloyd Slavsky and Lloyds Lloyd Slovsky, Mike Schwartz.
Speaker 1: Mid Swartz has a few laughs in this episode because
Speaker 1: he's to remind you that Jans replaced Doug. I believe
Speaker 1: Johnny Castle is very funny on the outskirts watching, you know,
Speaker 1: watching from the outside in. Let's just remind the audits
Speaker 1: of a few plot points here. So the janitor in
Speaker 1: this episode has has been invited to Sarah's wedding at
Speaker 1: Elliott's wedding, and he's so shocked. He in fact, she
Speaker 1: hugs him. And I don't think we've ever seen or
Speaker 1: do ever see the janitor or maybe other than a lady,
Speaker 1: we don't ever see him hug anybody else. Ah. He
Speaker 1: hugs Carla up, but not really hugging. He's trying. He
Speaker 1: hugs her and picks her up and shakes her back
Speaker 1: and forth. Thank you for being in the picture. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's right, that's right, that's right. But he gets a
Speaker 1: hug from Blond doctor who we we know he has
Speaker 1: a special place in his heart and um and Blonde
Speaker 1: and then so then he assembles the brain Trust to
Speaker 1: figure out how what he can get her as a
Speaker 1: wedding president. And he's decided to kick Doug out of
Speaker 1: the brain Trust and replaced Doug with Lloyd Lloyd Lusky. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: he never he never thought Doug was offering that much
Speaker 1: to the brain Trust. You right. In fact, the brain Trust,
Speaker 1: we learned, have special pages, and he asked Doug to
Speaker 1: return the special pager. Do you know who my favorite
Speaker 1: brain Trust member was that we had trouble getting back
Speaker 1: because I don't even know if she was acting or
Speaker 1: doing other things. Mark, Yeah, crazy eyes. Margot did disappear,
Speaker 1: so did Troy. Troy's gone. Troy's gone. Troy was by
Speaker 1: the way, the brain Trust was always evolving, uh, and
Speaker 1: it always gave me great joy to see it every
Speaker 1: time I think Tarn was in the brain Trust for
Speaker 1: a second. We haven't gotten to Terran yet. I can't
Speaker 1: wait for this. Must be season seven, season seven. Here
Speaker 1: we go, either season seven or eight, one of the other.
Speaker 1: So there's a joke about how couples can finish each
Speaker 1: other's sentences, and we think it's going to be but
Speaker 1: then it's me Donald. I mean, and I tell you
Speaker 1: that I hit it good, rowdy style. You gotta look
Speaker 1: out because it's dangerous. I ain't netting happened to that baby? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's talking about having intercourse with a very pregnant woman. Um.
Speaker 1: Donald's an expert in in in knowing, uh, how to
Speaker 1: how to be careful? Wow? Was six Kids? Was Dr
Speaker 1: Cox's um kids confirmation? In this the Baptist Baptist Baptist
Speaker 1: was that like with the in the sun and do
Speaker 1: we do? Because I think and then do we still?
Speaker 1: Do we still? Was that with Cheryl Hines or was
Speaker 1: that a different one the other one? Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: what j this is with little j D with Yeah,
Speaker 1: Jordan is is really fucking with Cox in this episode.
Speaker 1: And she's made j d uh Jennifer, but she's made Yeah,
Speaker 1: she made me the godfather. And Cox will do anything
Speaker 1: he can to change this. He's he's just promising. She's
Speaker 1: trying to negotiate with Jordan. He's trying to negotiate with
Speaker 1: j D. If I remember correctly, you just said can
Speaker 1: she be named Jennifer Dillon and she said sure? Why not?
Speaker 1: I think so that is what happened. That's he didn't
Speaker 1: show up for something and you were there. I think
Speaker 1: he missed the birth right and Jordan's is just taking
Speaker 1: such glee and kissing Perry off and the baby is
Speaker 1: big already. Wow, it's only two episodes. You guys ever
Speaker 1: talked about this on TV it's you've got two choices,
Speaker 1: either the baby is big or like. I also don't
Speaker 1: like cover in a one year old baby with fake
Speaker 1: viscous stuff when it's born. I don't know, it always baby,
Speaker 1: you know, but you have to do that because you
Speaker 1: obviously can't use a newborn. You have to use a
Speaker 1: young baby. And they put this like jelly on it
Speaker 1: to make it look you can't use the fake baby.
Speaker 1: The fake baby looks so bad it's terrifying. You know
Speaker 1: what I can't believe we didn't do on a show
Speaker 1: that had fantasies is the fact that we never did
Speaker 1: a baby being born and the fantasy of it having
Speaker 1: either Donald's or your face, Zack, and just being one
Speaker 1: of already on a baby do we do? We have?
Speaker 1: It was a special effects level. I mean we had
Speaker 1: a plant to remember, floating head Doctors just that going
Speaker 1: around like, yeah, it was fun to shoot Floating Head
Speaker 1: Doctor because I would just put the green screen suit
Speaker 1: on and just pop around. Didn't you wear that on Conan?
Speaker 1: That was when I when I had done Oz the
Speaker 1: Great and Powerful Um, and I was talking about being
Speaker 1: the you know, the little bell hop monkey sidekick. I
Speaker 1: we did a whole bit about how I. Conan asked
Speaker 1: how he did it, and I said, you know, they
Speaker 1: had a puppet and everything, but most of the time
Speaker 1: it was it was better for the other actors, so
Speaker 1: they just acted on me, acted off of me. So
Speaker 1: I just wore like a green screen suit and like
Speaker 1: duck down and then and then we did a whole
Speaker 1: bit all right. The green screen suit was very revealing. Snug,
Speaker 1: remember snug. Remember the photos that are online. Are you
Speaker 1: covering up your junk with your hands? I remember being
Speaker 1: snug and very cold. Apparently. I remember I made a
Speaker 1: joke to him because I was nervous. I was self
Speaker 1: conscious about being in the onesie, and I said, I'm
Speaker 1: going to cover it because I don't want the audience
Speaker 1: to see my moose knuckle. And he had never heard
Speaker 1: that term, so he started cracking up at moose knut.
Speaker 1: Proud moments, Proud moments. It was really funny. There's a
Speaker 1: really funny gift of or maybe it's a video I
Speaker 1: don't know, but of me like air humping in the
Speaker 1: green screen suit on Conan and Andy Richter. And Conan's
Speaker 1: faces are so funny. They're both like they both look
Speaker 1: away all right. The gift ideas. Ted's gift idea for
Speaker 1: blonde doctor's wedding is that he got his mom quote
Speaker 1: the weird birth control saying that they so under your
Speaker 1: arm skin. Yeah, it's funny because he got it for
Speaker 1: his mom. Yeah, and his mom loves it. Apparently. Yeah,
Speaker 1: apparently is a great gift. Happy birthday. Um. Lloyd suggests
Speaker 1: um robbing someone's home and bringing all the all of
Speaker 1: the thousands contents as the wedding gifts. Okay, I wrote
Speaker 1: this down, and I hope I'm not skipping too for
Speaker 1: I hope I'm not skipping your head. You're not my mom? Jim?
Speaker 1: Is that is that? Okay? Okay, al right, next time,
Speaker 1: let's that's fine to wait. I just wanted to say
Speaker 1: that really quickly that the urologist that Kelso hates and
Speaker 1: his fine rehiring Kim because he hates this eurologist on Scrubs,
Speaker 1: Wicky says is Mike Henry, who was the voice of
Speaker 1: Cleveland Brown. Um, he was from family guy. Oh got it,
Speaker 1: got it? There you go. I didn't know that, but
Speaker 1: that was and he had and was there and was
Speaker 1: very popular because he had done You can still find
Speaker 1: this on the internet. Um, I don't know if you
Speaker 1: guys remember it he started, it would have been huge
Speaker 1: now before things really like had TikTok and funny virals.
Speaker 1: He invented the fake TV show called You've Been Kicked
Speaker 1: in the Nuts. Yeah, I remember that, you just got
Speaker 1: kicked in the nuts. And the whole thing was he
Speaker 1: Mike Henry in a in a wig or it would
Speaker 1: run up and kick people in the nuts and they
Speaker 1: would chase him to try and beat him up, and uh,
Speaker 1: he would interrupt with mam mam, ma'am, you've just been
Speaker 1: kicked in the nuts, and your point camera and then
Speaker 1: the guy or girl who got kicked in the nuts
Speaker 1: would be so happy that they were on the TV
Speaker 1: show I've never seen, by the way, But go go
Speaker 1: online later and just do you've been kicked in the nuts?
Speaker 1: You'll And then I think, doesn't I think Neil does
Speaker 1: a couple of them to Neils, like all we all did.
Speaker 1: A bunch of us did him. They were a huge
Speaker 1: comedy writers back in the days. I should give a
Speaker 1: shout out to Neil Goldman because he's one of Bill's
Speaker 1: main writers on on one of his new shows and
Speaker 1: I got yeah, sorry, I should say, he's show running
Speaker 1: the new show Drinking. And I just got to spend
Speaker 1: a lot of time with Hm when I was directing.
Speaker 1: And he's so funny and such a good dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so funny. So and you guys remember him from years
Speaker 1: and he was one of the people that stayed I
Speaker 1: think almost the whole way. I mean they went before
Speaker 1: season nine, but they stayed through eight years. He's also
Speaker 1: he's also he's also one of the writers. I mean
Speaker 1: a few of the writers have done this, but he's
Speaker 1: also one of the writers I've had major success after
Speaker 1: where he's gone on to show run and create his
Speaker 1: own shows on other networks since well, the original staff
Speaker 1: of that show, almost everybody created their own show or
Speaker 1: ran another great show or one Emmy's for something else.
Speaker 1: They were all at that the original staff that shows
Speaker 1: all rock stars. I just didn't want of Gabby. I
Speaker 1: just did one of Gabby shows. I did, uh did
Speaker 1: you these? Yeah house Pets? Yeah? Yeah, very funny man,
Speaker 1: very funny. Um Neil, I said, we gotta have you
Speaker 1: on the podcast, and he goes, what podcast? Right? Yeah, right, No.
Speaker 1: He was doing every time for his name. That's just
Speaker 1: how he rolls. He literally listens to see if his
Speaker 1: name ever gets mentioned. He's we delighted that he got
Speaker 1: a shout out in this one. All right, j D
Speaker 1: approaches the new nurses stand and says, hey, Roger. Re
Speaker 1: Run probably the most mentioned sitcom in the entire run
Speaker 1: of What's Happening NET connect with Sanford song right, but
Speaker 1: What's Happening does get a lot of shoutouts, including a
Speaker 1: cameo from from Rerun. Yeah, r I P Man. He
Speaker 1: was awesome that day. By the way, you guys watched that.
Speaker 1: So many crew members snuck into that big dancing fantasy.
Speaker 1: It's amazing everybody. Spiller Spiller, who is an avid listener,
Speaker 1: are one of our favorite directors. Michael Spiller is in
Speaker 1: there at he was obviously directing that episode. He's got
Speaker 1: He's got the outfit on. If he wasn't directing that episode.
Speaker 1: It's a new level of intrusion that just that day
Speaker 1: I heard we run Perry's in here. I gotta get
Speaker 1: in the picture. But yeah, hey, hey, Hey, what's happening?
Speaker 1: Roger was probably neck and neck with Stanford the Sun.
Speaker 1: You forget, like even in Donald's brain Fantasy with uh,
Speaker 1: Carla and Heather Graham and Sarah all in there and
Speaker 1: we're inside Donald's brain. The background music is the Sanford
Speaker 1: the Sun theme song Bump. That was my favorite. It
Speaker 1: really was my It really was my favorite show. Which
Speaker 1: one What's Happening or Sanford Sun? What's Happening? It was
Speaker 1: my favorite show as a kid. It was great. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell mama, Yeah, I'll tell mama. These kids today
Speaker 1: will never know the genius of What's Happening. So Carla asked, Elliott,
Speaker 1: did you do that thing that all guys want us
Speaker 1: to do? What is this thing? Or? No? Wait, but
Speaker 1: I think it's meant to be. I can remember, I
Speaker 1: can remember me. Somebody's finished the setup. You finished these
Speaker 1: writers from talking about this. I assume it's meant to
Speaker 1: be just a left up for interpretation for everyone's mind.
Speaker 1: I actually threesome gets discounted because you see later that
Speaker 1: there's not it's not a threesome. But she says, did
Speaker 1: you do that thing all guys want us to do
Speaker 1: but we swore we'd never do? Well. She says that
Speaker 1: because Keiths acting keeps acting like a freaking like whatever
Speaker 1: she wants him to do, he's doing it, and he's
Speaker 1: doing it happily, Carla says, no, I'm saving that bullet
Speaker 1: for a diamond tennis bracelet. Now, later on in the episode,
Speaker 1: Carla is proudly wearing a diamond tennis in the bed.
Speaker 1: So now build, Am I correct that you wanted the
Speaker 1: audience to just insert whatever thing that they punish. Yes,
Speaker 1: one of my favorite things about sex really in comedy,
Speaker 1: and this is not the most famous version of this.
Speaker 1: I have been asked so many times, Um, what Jake
Speaker 1: character played by Josh Randall whispered to Elliott before sun
Speaker 1: and we needed Elliott read to break up with this
Speaker 1: character Jake uh was on the show, ed, Um, Josh
Speaker 1: Randy's a funny actor, and we couldn't think of why.
Speaker 1: So she and met you remember back in that episode
Speaker 1: she said, We finally came up with she should say,
Speaker 1: you should be able to tell me what your fantasies
Speaker 1: are and what you would really like us to do together. Okay,
Speaker 1: and then we cut He's he sported to whisper and
Speaker 1: we cut outside. She's walking out, gone, We're done each
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And that's when we decided that any
Speaker 1: time that we're stuck like that, it's better to say
Speaker 1: like everybody knows what it is, and then just with
Speaker 1: the audience decide and then you can judge when you
Speaker 1: meet people how disturbed they are. Right. But also it
Speaker 1: allows you to not say anything to uh uh naughty
Speaker 1: on on NBC. I guess it gets you around uh no,
Speaker 1: because your imagination automatically does is bad, man, I will
Speaker 1: say this time, you guys have said it. All I
Speaker 1: know is that Carly got he said his first. You
Speaker 1: guys have said it before, And I don't know if
Speaker 1: I'm proud or not proud. I feel for Network Television
Speaker 1: that Scrubs is top five filthiest shows. It is. I mean,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you when people tell me they're watching
Speaker 1: this with their kids, because I'm watching it now at
Speaker 1: forty seven and I'm being like, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: would never watch my kid. I tell my daughters and
Speaker 1: I tell my daughter and my son to leave the room. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I put it on you guys. Guys gotta get out
Speaker 1: of here. I think Matt tars has told me he
Speaker 1: was all proud that his like thirteen year old was
Speaker 1: watching the show at the time, and then he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this kind of feel proud. He's kind of circling back
Speaker 1: and watching one of my shows, and then he walked
Speaker 1: in the room and like walked right account because it
Speaker 1: was so uncomfortable. Well, you know, at the you know,
Speaker 1: to remind the audience that at the time there was
Speaker 1: no streaming. There was there was The half hour comedy
Speaker 1: was was as I as I remember, solely on network TV,
Speaker 1: and you were trying to see how far you could
Speaker 1: push it. So we had not not just for being
Speaker 1: filthy for filthy sake, but remember I would say the
Speaker 1: number one show was Will and Grace. They pushed it.
Speaker 1: They pushed it real far. I mean we did. We
Speaker 1: did have bulge jiggle in this episode, but Will and
Speaker 1: Grace did push it. Yeah, we got and I believe
Speaker 1: it's not the final bulge because this bill let's just
Speaker 1: get to it, because we'll come we'll circle back to
Speaker 1: this stuff. Remember one of the rules of this show
Speaker 1: that I said earlier, we had beat full women, female
Speaker 1: actresses on this show and uh and very handsome men
Speaker 1: and as such a strong diverse riding staff. That we said,
Speaker 1: if we're going to enter the world of sex and
Speaker 1: sex comedy and we're gonna show girls and underwear doing
Speaker 1: sexy things, it had to be equal opportunity representation in
Speaker 1: the filthiness and in the revealing this. So there's just
Speaker 1: as much, by the way Todd in Banana hammocks exists
Speaker 1: about it. I know it exists because we're like, you
Speaker 1: can't just go, oh, Sarah, you gotta be in a
Speaker 1: braw and underwear in this, you know, without going Donald,
Speaker 1: you have to be. So I was in the sock too. Well.
Speaker 1: All I know is there was a bit of jiggle
Speaker 1: with the bulge. Let's talk about the bulge. We'll come
Speaker 1: back that we were jumping in, but we'll come back.
Speaker 1: So the janitor gets everyone together in the in the
Speaker 1: break room, the brain trust and his scenario. They're trying
Speaker 1: to the kidnap Keith and they're trying to run him
Speaker 1: through being trying to make sure he's a good husband
Speaker 1: to Elliott. Now, the first thing is he says an example,
Speaker 1: he used an example. How are you going to be
Speaker 1: if she loses the ability to use vowels? He gives
Speaker 1: an example of her talking. He goes, he goes, he goes,
Speaker 1: he goes, Oh yeah, he goes, he goes. That's wait first,
Speaker 1: it goes you'd be the janitor I'll be Keith. All right,
Speaker 1: you ready go? You gotta do the first part where
Speaker 1: he goes, so, how are you gonna do when he
Speaker 1: wakes you? Behave if she? How are you gonna behave
Speaker 1: if she loses the ability to use vowels? That's ridiculous,
Speaker 1: And then he goes, oh yeah, he goes. He goes,
Speaker 1: I find that. I find that to be a very
Speaker 1: poor answer for when somebody wakes up and they say,
Speaker 1: I can't even do the ship. Dude, he does like me,
Speaker 1: he's just made up by Neil. But it's like I
Speaker 1: can't do it because I'm saying it and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: But he was able to Oh, it's Neil being hilarious. Man, alright,
Speaker 1: So so wait, that's the first thing. And then the
Speaker 1: janitor comes up with a rehearsal scenario, and the janitors
Speaker 1: uh sets up the scenario where Keith has brought home
Speaker 1: his gay ultimate frisbee teammate Lambs, played played by Todd Todd,
Speaker 1: and Rob goes, I should probably take my pants off,
Speaker 1: and then janitor goes, wait for your cue, waiting for
Speaker 1: your queue, and then Rob sits down next to to
Speaker 1: Keith and he stands up and he pulls off like
Speaker 1: bel Crow pulls off the fucking his pants and he's
Speaker 1: wearing his sparkled regal bulgy sparkled red. But yes, of
Speaker 1: course he is. And there's definitely jingle. There's definitely there's
Speaker 1: no way you get away with that not real jiggle,
Speaker 1: but there's definitely jiggle. No, I think it's real. I
Speaker 1: think he's well downed, Bill. I have to tell you,
Speaker 1: I thought this was I thought this was the season.
Speaker 1: We moved to ABC after it, and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is definitely why they said no more. But that
Speaker 1: happen because Odds Banana Hammock was never visible on ABC.
Speaker 1: He always had to be shot from the waist up. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And by the way, this is also because I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm sure people figured it out by now, but the
Speaker 1: writers had long ago decided that Todd was um. We
Speaker 1: didn't even say bisexual. We said at one time, I
Speaker 1: think we said metrosexual. That he will have sex with anything, anything.
Speaker 1: But I don't know if that's the right. What is
Speaker 1: the right? You're opened it if you're opened up everything, Joel,
Speaker 1: you're fluid, right, that's the right way to say that.
Speaker 1: You could say fluid. You might say Polly actual relationships
Speaker 1: with people, UM, young and old age. He doesn't care
Speaker 1: about age, respects hot regardless of the age or gender.
Speaker 1: He said that was on the show. Yeah, But I
Speaker 1: want to say the funniest, the hardest I laughed was
Speaker 1: when after the banana Hannas revealed you cut to Lloyd
Speaker 1: and he wins. He literally goes as that was a
Speaker 1: real reaction, not a character reaction. It was so funny
Speaker 1: because you guys know, Rob is the type of guy
Speaker 1: that would do it for his off camera as he's
Speaker 1: such a giving actor that he would reveal the banana
Speaker 1: hammock for off camera. Um, Doug suggests, let's circle back.
Speaker 1: Doug suggests a tour in the wine country for his gift,
Speaker 1: and and then Ted says, we can't control what kind
Speaker 1: of husband he's going to be. And then Janner puts
Speaker 1: on sunglasses and says, can we who has the sunglasses
Speaker 1: on their head? Somebody has a sunglasses probably Lloyd And
Speaker 1: he let me borrow your sunglasses real quick, put on
Speaker 1: just so he could do that, and then he goes yeah,
Speaker 1: and then he says repeat it, and so Sam repeats
Speaker 1: it exactly the same. Almost he almost doesn't exactly the same.
Speaker 1: He's late on the queue with his with his hand,
Speaker 1: but he realizes he's late to Yo Sam Lloyd dude, genius, genious, dude,
Speaker 1: genius man so almost having Sam was having fun this episode.
Speaker 1: He was like he was, he was, he was extra playing.
Speaker 1: He was funny. Anyway, he repeats the line the janitor
Speaker 1: does it with the sunglasses. Uh. Don we see j
Speaker 1: D writing in his Unicorn journal. You have Jordan's call
Speaker 1: me Nancy no chin, which I found hurtful even this
Speaker 1: game years later. Buddy, buddy, you have more of a
Speaker 1: chin than I do. Right now, your chill looks good.
Speaker 1: Don't have that? You know I don't have that much
Speaker 1: of a chin. And turn when you turn sideways. You're right,
Speaker 1: you don't. But straight on, thank you, Zack, you and
Speaker 1: I can't be wow. Angled guys we had. I once
Speaker 1: had a critic right about me, the weak chinned breath.
Speaker 1: Oh god, Dick, it was so hard. It made me
Speaker 1: so sad. But then here I am and my best
Speaker 1: friends having a good character called me Nancy no chin.
Speaker 1: That wasn't That wasn't. That was about j D the character,
Speaker 1: not about Okay, what's that story? I know? I know
Speaker 1: you meant it, rich Ya, They'll call, they'll call, I'll
Speaker 1: call eventually. That was a horrible play, good as anybody
Speaker 1: could be in it. That was that's Richard's for you, guys.
Speaker 1: Richard kind complimented Sarah Chalk, I won't say which one,
Speaker 1: and he's so honest that Sarah said, what do you think?
Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, that was a horrible play, just horrible,
Speaker 1: but you were as good as anyone could be in it. Uh.
Speaker 1: Bill's first a d on The Harrison Ford Show is
Speaker 1: is a friend of Bills and also one of Richard
Speaker 1: Kine's best friends. And I sent Richard a picture of
Speaker 1: of he and I um a selfie that I took
Speaker 1: with Ben is his name, and I sent it to
Speaker 1: Richard and Uh, I said, we're We're on the Harrison
Speaker 1: Ford Show. And Richard writes back, Harrison looks great, solid.
Speaker 1: It's funny. I wanted him to play my father in
Speaker 1: this movie I'm doing, and he couldn't work out the dates.
Speaker 1: But I was almost going to do it, and I've
Speaker 1: read the entire movie with his with the dad being
Speaker 1: his voice it should have been and now no one
Speaker 1: can ever live up to that voice being my father.
Speaker 1: I just got a random um message from somebody else
Speaker 1: that you should have on the show. I won't read it,
Speaker 1: but I was trying to find it, uh, because he
Speaker 1: was on this. Have you had Alan Rock on yet? No,
Speaker 1: we don't have Alan. What are you doing? Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: crushing on succession. By the way, he's so good. That
Speaker 1: shows awesome and such a really good Alright, so let's
Speaker 1: just keep going. J D says he's gonna go right
Speaker 1: in his journal. Um, I'm so tired. I could use
Speaker 1: a naptism because he's trying to rhyme baptism and then
Speaker 1: he goes, I should, and he goes, I'm gonna use that,
Speaker 1: and he goes, I should write down pause for laughs,
Speaker 1: So I don't forget to because he's so sure that
Speaker 1: the naptism jokes can crush. Yeah, that was almost lifted.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, guys, a funny joke that was almost
Speaker 1: lifted from an episode of Friends and someone else wrote
Speaker 1: It's not me. It was so funny, but it was
Speaker 1: mattel Blanc's character who was a bad actor. Do you
Speaker 1: guys remember this as actors? You love this? They had him,
Speaker 1: they had him doing an audition and he had to
Speaker 1: do bad at it, you know what I mean. And
Speaker 1: so he's got his script like this, and he actually goes, uh,
Speaker 1: that wasn't me and I don't care what you say.
Speaker 1: Long pause. So now we're, um, what hey, guys, guys, guys,
Speaker 1: we gotta go to a quick commercial. Quick commercial. We
Speaker 1: actually did have to. We actually did have to go
Speaker 1: to a commercial. So Bill, thank you for throwing we
Speaker 1: frown upon the guests throwing the commercially like that product.
Speaker 1: I use, I like how, I like how, I'm like, no, Bill,
Speaker 1: and then Daniels like, we actually do need to do it,
Speaker 1: all right. So circling back, this is when Sam yells,
Speaker 1: now I ran on scrubs Wicky that this guy who
Speaker 1: plays the other lawyer was a famous TV lawyer, advertising lawyer.
Speaker 1: In fact, at the time of the airing. I assume
Speaker 1: this is how you found him. Bill. He was the
Speaker 1: largest TV lawyer advertiser guy. And so the woman is
Speaker 1: asked to pick between him and Sam to be her lawyer.
Speaker 1: And I'm saying you did a cameo with I guess
Speaker 1: the guy who was a famous advertising TV lawyer, and
Speaker 1: and the woman is trying to choose between him and
Speaker 1: and sam Ted and uh Ted braggs my mom calls
Speaker 1: me thunder right, and she chooses the other guy and
Speaker 1: the other to break thunder and my mom, jim my mom.
Speaker 1: I got a cool thing about this episode that you
Speaker 1: might think his back towards the end. Are we close
Speaker 1: to the end. Yes, we're now going to talk about
Speaker 1: j D and Elliott in bed together. I don't know
Speaker 1: how they got in bed together. They were in separate
Speaker 1: bunks talking about how they both felt trapped. And now
Speaker 1: all of a sudden we cut back, and there's been
Speaker 1: some missing dialogue because that were now they're in a
Speaker 1: single bed together cuddling. Well, now they were my eyes.
Speaker 1: Are my eyes going bad? Though? Was that? Was it
Speaker 1: like out of focus, like foggy? I think there was
Speaker 1: a filter run into making the romantic or something a filter.
Speaker 1: It's here's what was more interesting. There's two things were
Speaker 1: fascinated by this. One is remember I thought forever this
Speaker 1: show would, in any way, shape or form, be about
Speaker 1: will Elliott and j D end up together? And the
Speaker 1: rest of the writers you lost the battle with yourself,
Speaker 1: Bill Well, the rest of the writers were like, it's inevitable.
Speaker 1: All Remember I tried to blow it up the first
Speaker 1: year and all that stuff, and so we we in
Speaker 1: the in the that's the break room we've established a
Speaker 1: thousand times, and we're like, these two are both sucking
Speaker 1: up here, so why can't they both end up just
Speaker 1: shooting the ship and talking like it's an ocuus. And
Speaker 1: then I had to tell I told Christa she had
Speaker 1: to find a perfect song that built to a huge, huge,
Speaker 1: huge crescendo, because I said, if we're gonna do it,
Speaker 1: we're gonna funk with the fans and have it seem
Speaker 1: like they're on the verge of hooking up furious and
Speaker 1: then just go to that. That song was perfect. Um,
Speaker 1: it's Alive with the Glory of love. Yeah, you're just thing.
Speaker 1: If you listen to the song, it's about a love
Speaker 1: story in the concentration camps. Uh so that's what's so
Speaker 1: much thing about music. Um, look up the words right
Speaker 1: now and uh you'll see alive with the ory. But
Speaker 1: it was perfect because it is about longing and whether
Speaker 1: or not you can be together. And Krista played it
Speaker 1: for me and I'm like, oh, I don't know because
Speaker 1: of the words, Uh, if we can use this, we
Speaker 1: added some of that part out um and uh. I
Speaker 1: thought it was perfect because it and then it goes black.
Speaker 1: I thought it was awesome. Yeah, it was good. It
Speaker 1: was it was well done, and it definitely builds up
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, they're gonna kiss, They're gonna
Speaker 1: kiss there and Kis and then you're hard cut the
Speaker 1: black and it's like, that's a that's a good way
Speaker 1: to end the season. Yeah, And while we see your
Speaker 1: two significant others being um a lot. I know we're
Speaker 1: horrible people. Yeah, you guys got a little bit of
Speaker 1: of horrible in you. You got a little bit of
Speaker 1: horrible in you. I mean, the audience is rooting for it, obviously,
Speaker 1: but the audience got a the audience got a little
Speaker 1: bit of horrible in them too. Loan, Let's just be honest,
Speaker 1: because if you're rooting for this, if you're rooting for
Speaker 1: this knowing what's that steak on the other side, of course,
Speaker 1: but you but you have you, that's not how you
Speaker 1: appreciate something. The audience is going. I am so invested
Speaker 1: in these two. I love them. They're both about I
Speaker 1: audience member think they're both about to make big mistakes,
Speaker 1: both of them, and they should be together. You know
Speaker 1: it's all it's all it's all Bills and his team's
Speaker 1: great writing that makes the audience so invested in them
Speaker 1: and wants them to be together. Well, can I just
Speaker 1: tell you, guys the thing about the music? So I
Speaker 1: brought up the lyrics. I think it's interesting because sometimes
Speaker 1: songs match perfectly for lyrically for a show or a moment,
Speaker 1: but sometimes it's about an emotional feeling. You get yeah,
Speaker 1: alive with the glory of love. If you listen to
Speaker 1: it again, it says the opening verses when I watch
Speaker 1: you want to do you right where you're standing, which
Speaker 1: is a great start, but it says right on the foyer,
Speaker 1: on the stark day plain view of the whole ghetto,
Speaker 1: the boot stopped meadows, and then the refrain is I
Speaker 1: won't let them take you. Won't let them take you.
Speaker 1: Hello notes. So it's literally about a couple in love
Speaker 1: in a concentration camp. But the feeling for our it's
Speaker 1: a great song, and the feeling for our show was
Speaker 1: so right. We did it anyways, and I was really interesting.
Speaker 1: I always expected to get bumped back from that from
Speaker 1: people going, oh my god, what are the lyrics? But
Speaker 1: I just thought the song was amazing. You might you might,
Speaker 1: you know if you did it today in the era
Speaker 1: of everyone opening on on everything. But back in in
Speaker 1: the day people you cut if you cut the lyrics
Speaker 1: craftily knowing whatever did. But my advice gost in that
Speaker 1: song alive with the glory of love by saying anything.
Speaker 1: It's really good if I say anything anyway, like the
Speaker 1: Genius movie. Hey, everybody, that is season six. Um, I
Speaker 1: want to thank our very special guests, the creator of
Speaker 1: the universe of Scrubs, Mr Bill Lawrence. But before we go,
Speaker 1: Before we go, we have to cut to one quick commercial.
Speaker 1: You guys know the ace I think I don't. The
Speaker 1: audience isn't gonna like the extra break joke that long? Um, well,
Speaker 1: they gotta have to do with it this episode, Zach, Zach,
Speaker 1: are you done with the extra break joke? Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: very done with the extra break joke, So wish I'd
Speaker 1: record this. This is why I'm not done with it. Um.
Speaker 1: So everybody, just to remind you, um, you will be
Speaker 1: a little break at Joel when does UM seven to one,
Speaker 1: which we did at a drive in, is gonna hear
Speaker 1: when Joel sept September And then we are going to
Speaker 1: be on break Um until October. I believe right youell
Speaker 1: that is correct, and I will say now, no matter what,
Speaker 1: in October, I will debut you my new character. Zach
Speaker 1: will not know who it is. Daniel Donald and I
Speaker 1: will talk about beforehand, and we'll see if Zach can
Speaker 1: see it coming, he will forget it. Also, get your
Speaker 1: pitches ready, guys, get your pitches ready for the next
Speaker 1: project that might be after Scrubs is done. That might
Speaker 1: be your next podcast, the making of Bill Donald Zack Show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a great idea. That's Hey, we're really looking for
Speaker 1: what when we're dumban scrubs with the show is gonna be?
Speaker 1: How great? It would be a podcast about the behind
Speaker 1: the scenes making of the news Zack and Donald TV
Speaker 1: show with Bill Lawrence. I like that a lot. I'm in.
Speaker 1: I mean, we should probably do spin City first, but
Speaker 1: I like that too. I like it. Okay, let's go
Speaker 1: spin City on. I liked an idea spin City. There's
Speaker 1: black people in spin City. By the way, the only
Speaker 1: the only really really white show I did was Sugar Top.
Speaker 1: Was that really white? Uh Ian Gomez was what everybody
Speaker 1: else it's called it called a Sack and Roll Florida. Alright,
Speaker 1: on that note, we're gonna end season six. Thank you, Joel,
Speaker 1: thank you, Daniel. You guys are amazing. Um, you do
Speaker 1: so much for the show, and we want to thank you.
Speaker 1: And Donald I love you very much. No you don't,
Speaker 1: I do know you don't. I want to. I want
Speaker 1: to thank the four of you. You're not allowed to
Speaker 1: thank great air of my podcast. Bill. Usually the guests
Speaker 1: don't thinkable, Bill, should we go to break? You think
Speaker 1: we should go to break? Right? Well, Bill, you out break,
Speaker 1: so just go do a quick break quick break. You
Speaker 1: guys do not put all those greats. They just all
Speaker 1: they had time for was to go sparklets like the
Speaker 1: hotter dat Sparklets doesn't have a through that all right,
Speaker 1: We love you guys. Five six stories about Shure. We
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