Speaker 1: Sixty seconds from your shot caller question of the day.
Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. But let's take a
Speaker 1: quick poll. Okay, who do you guys think are the
Speaker 1: bigger liars? Men or women? Oh? Man, I think it's
Speaker 1: hard to say. No, you can't say both. You have, Okay,
Speaker 1: choose one. I'll go with me. I'm gonna go with
Speaker 1: men only because I think they get caught more often,
Speaker 1: not because I think they lie more. Yeah, so you
Speaker 1: think women lie more. No, I think that they lie
Speaker 1: the same, but I think men get caught more, so
Speaker 1: I think men will be the answer. The word men
Speaker 1: are the men are the biggest liars. Okay, those are
Speaker 1: lies from both of you. Three out of three radio
Speaker 1: hosts agree women are the biggest ones. Didn't say that.
Speaker 1: That's why a new survey asked hundreds of women to
Speaker 1: admit the most common lies they find themselves telling. Dudes. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's why you needed us to say women. It was
Speaker 1: a segue. These are the top five answers from that.
Speaker 1: Number five is wow, I usually don't do this with
Speaker 1: a guy so soon that we've all told you that, Well,
Speaker 1: I've never done this before, which means so not me.
Speaker 1: It really means I always do, but I don't want
Speaker 1: you to know that. My age was always like, how
Speaker 1: are you so good at it? Yeah, it's amazing. Number four,
Speaker 1: actually I weigh this much? Oh yeah, that's it. I mean,
Speaker 1: don't men also tell that lie? Yeah, I'm yeah one
Speaker 1: twenty so skinny. That's not six buck. Those are just
Speaker 1: your ribs. Probably goes in the same vein as I'm
Speaker 1: this many years old. Yeah, yeah, I think weight more
Speaker 1: of a lie than even age totally. Number three is
Speaker 1: I'm fine or it's fine. Yeah, I mean fine is
Speaker 1: not a good response. That's the calm before the storm, right,
Speaker 1: that's a I'm trying to bottle this down so that
Speaker 1: I don't totally explode right now process about to hurt you.
Speaker 1: Be quiet? Yeah. Number two is sure you can call me, Like,
Speaker 1: if you give someone a number, you're like yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: never answer. And the number one lie women admit to
Speaker 1: telling guys is yes, yes, yes, is that it? Yep?
Speaker 1: The age old trick of fake in it. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: spare guys feelings. It's not really the spare guys feelings.
Speaker 1: It's usually just to get it over with. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean honestly, like, okay, enough this has been enough. I
Speaker 1: don't need to ride this roller coaster anymore. Not very
Speaker 1: fun roller coaster afterward, Yeah, totally. What are you supposed
Speaker 1: to say about two minutes? I thought, yeah for me,
Speaker 1: but I just want to make sure you're okay, And
Speaker 1: she's always like, yeah, that was great and it's fine.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll deal with it later, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Text in a seven eight five nine two, Ladies, tell
Speaker 1: us more lies that you've been telling men. We need
Speaker 1: to know how about it's perfect for me that you're
Speaker 1: super hot. Yeah, our egos are about to be shot.
Speaker 1: Now that that's out of the way, it's time for
Speaker 1: your shot caller question of the day. We're gonna draw
Speaker 1: a name out of a bucket to figure out who
Speaker 1: puts on the shot caller, and that person gets asked
Speaker 1: a trivia question. If you get it wrong, you're going
Speaker 1: to be punished by being shocked while singing a song.
Speaker 1: So text into seven eighty five to nine two and
Speaker 1: tell us what song you want to hear. Brooke is
Speaker 1: drawing a name out of the bucket because she had
Speaker 1: the shot collar. Last, who'd you get Brooke? Jose Carmel
Speaker 1: drislom my back hair, I don't even really get that,
Speaker 1: but all right, sounds right. Jose is gonna put on
Speaker 1: the shot caller and while he does that, Digital Jake,
Speaker 1: please read us a shot caller question. In the day.
Speaker 1: Growing up in the seventies, a young man who had
Speaker 1: gone to be one of the most successful video game
Speaker 1: producers of all time was infatuated with insects. It started
Speaker 1: when his neighborhood was being paved over, causing thousands of bugs, insects,
Speaker 1: and crawlers to always appear. He took to collecting and
Speaker 1: studying the past, and even earned the nickname from his friends,
Speaker 1: Doctor Bug. His collecting service the inspiration for one of
Speaker 1: the most well known video games ever to be played.
Speaker 1: What game was it? What inspired a video game? Bugger game?
Speaker 1: I mean, not necessarily about bugs, but could be most
Speaker 1: likely about bugs. And it's the seventies, so we're going
Speaker 1: I mean that was when he was a child. I
Speaker 1: want to come out in the eighties or nineties. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean my first thought for you was Frogger, but
Speaker 1: maybe that one's even too old. No, I think that's
Speaker 1: my first in sincing to be honest, I think that
Speaker 1: makes the most sense because he said something about his neighborhood. Well,
Speaker 1: and then the road right roads being paved, there's bugs
Speaker 1: that you can squash or but you're also avoiding things,
Speaker 1: all right, Frogger's final answer. We still have to keep going, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: what about the video games Centipede that too on the nose?
Speaker 1: Oh god, that's a game that was like yeah, and
Speaker 1: it was real popular when we all had flip phones,
Speaker 1: right remember, because it was the only game you could
Speaker 1: play on your flip phones. I'm thinking about these like
Speaker 1: old games that would have come out back in the day,
Speaker 1: and like I mean Palm one of the originals. Yea.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. I mean, he was a child
Speaker 1: in the seventies, so he's probably in his what does
Speaker 1: that make him in his fifties now or so, which
Speaker 1: means that it could be a newer game. Maybe he
Speaker 1: didn't develop it until he was in his forties. Do
Speaker 1: you see what I'm saying? Yeah, that could be after
Speaker 1: That is totally like, it takes a long time to
Speaker 1: be a game developer. It's not like it just happens
Speaker 1: when you're eighteen years old. Let's read the question one
Speaker 1: more time. Back in the nineteen seventies, a young man
Speaker 1: took to insect collecting and even earned the nickname Doctor
Speaker 1: Bug from his friends. Later on, he created a very
Speaker 1: popular video game that was inspired by his creepy Crawley experiences.
Speaker 1: What game was it? Trying to think of what games
Speaker 1: I played like as a child that had bugs and stuff? Pokemonus, Well,
Speaker 1: what about Pokemon has a whole plethora? Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: that Pokemon is pretty good. It's all about animals. But
Speaker 1: what about pac Man? It's like eating But that that
Speaker 1: is a game from How old is that game? That
Speaker 1: game is from the seventies. Okay, so that wouldn't work eighteen.
Speaker 1: So I like Pokemon? You do Pokemon or Frogger? I
Speaker 1: think because of the timeline, I'm gonna go back and
Speaker 1: say Frogger. But if it's Pokemon, I'm gonna run out
Speaker 1: of this room screaming that finally answer, Frogger is final answer.
Speaker 1: Drawing on his experience as a bug collector as a child,
Speaker 1: Satoshi ta Jerry envisioned the game where a Nintendo game
Speaker 1: Boy could be linked together and digital creatures could be
Speaker 1: collected them put into battle against one another. Finally, in
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety six, the very first games were released, on
Speaker 1: game Boy in Japan. I'm talking about Pokemon. I told
Speaker 1: you you don't do that stuff when you're like twelve,
Speaker 1: like I did, like that game and watch Pokemon every day. Okay,
Speaker 1: just saying just say you're wrong, saying yeah, this will
Speaker 1: make you feel better. Someone wants you to hum the
Speaker 1: tune too, Tequila Chance the Way, the one word song,
Speaker 1: Yeah do it? Wait there for a sect. There's a
Speaker 1: yeah panic. That's a shot call the question of the day.
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We haven't talked about
Speaker 1: this for a while, but remember we did a video
Speaker 1: a while back called the Drawn My Back Challenge. It
Speaker 1: was where Jose and I were blindfolded. We lined up
Speaker 1: in front of Brooke and then Brooke drew a picture
Speaker 1: on a piece of paper on my back, and then I,
Speaker 1: while I'm blindfolded, had to attempt to redraw the same
Speaker 1: thing onto Jose's back, and then Jose had to draw
Speaker 1: it onto another piece of paper and see how different
Speaker 1: it was. Yeah, sounds riveting, doesn't it. It was a
Speaker 1: two minute video. It was fun. The drawing part was
Speaker 1: a pretty huge fail, but it got a lot of views,
Speaker 1: three point six million when we uploaded now you know
Speaker 1: what alexis were popular. I'm sorry you were in the
Speaker 1: video and you're upset, But I mean I have an
Speaker 1: update on that because apparently the video recently got some
Speaker 1: traction in Bangladesh. Keep in mind, like Brook said, this
Speaker 1: is over a year old and now it's approaching ten
Speaker 1: million views. O god, are we famous in Bangladesh? Think
Speaker 1: you guys are dumb. So they're watching it. They want
Speaker 1: to try. It's a good party game. It's like pictionary,
Speaker 1: but with bodies. The interesting part is the commentary underneath
Speaker 1: now instead of just laughing at the funny experiment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everybody's trying to find some deeper meaning in the video.
Speaker 1: What they're like analyzing us. It's like those drawing that
Speaker 1: you look at at the psychiatrist's office or something. Think
Speaker 1: blot the roor shock test. Like one person said, interesting game,
Speaker 1: but great life. Lesson believe not on what I see,
Speaker 1: but on what I feel that actually is accurate because
Speaker 1: of what you feel was wrong. Yeah. Another person said,
Speaker 1: this is a great commentary on how history is made
Speaker 1: from one storyteller to another. That's a good point. Going downhill. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean it's true though there's hundreds of comments like
Speaker 1: that on the video of people studying and dissecting what
Speaker 1: we did geniuses. I feel like this is going to
Speaker 1: be in classrooms one. There are we spiritual leaders you
Speaker 1: like go check it out. It's up on our Facebook
Speaker 1: at Brooke and Jeffrey. Still Stories is coming up right
Speaker 1: after this. It's the radio segment that just offered to
Speaker 1: pay for his mom's book job. Laser Stories the segment
Speaker 1: where we read weird news stories from around the globe,
Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we have a laser
Speaker 1: and those other puts buckets just don't. His first Laser
Speaker 1: story is out of Oklahoma City. Sixty one year old
Speaker 1: man named Christopher Sale showed up at a taco bell
Speaker 1: this past weekend, and did I mention he was in
Speaker 1: the drive through completely naked. Well still, the employees ended
Speaker 1: up filling his order and hope he just leave, But
Speaker 1: Christopher pushed it a little too far when he asked
Speaker 1: for one more taco. Oh, come on, So they gave
Speaker 1: him one, but he still didn't leaves, and after that
Speaker 1: he asked for more hot sauce, then more napkins. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know, it's not because he's naked, it's because he's
Speaker 1: holding up the line and like that's the issue here,
Speaker 1: and then he finally left. Oh, but then he came
Speaker 1: back through the drive through again and asked for even
Speaker 1: more hot sauce. I don't know what. It sounds like
Speaker 1: it hurt yet at that point the employees called the cops.
Speaker 1: Good that was finally the thing that broke them. I
Speaker 1: love that, the tolerance of talking about all right, yeah,
Speaker 1: one question. Christopher told police the reason he was nude
Speaker 1: was all his clothes were in the laundry. Makes sense
Speaker 1: that it'd be embarrassing to go out with a shirt
Speaker 1: that had a stain on it, but he was hungry,
Speaker 1: so he jumped in the car anyway. He also claimed
Speaker 1: he didn't know it was illegal to drive naked, so
Speaker 1: it's not his fault. Oh my gosh. Authorities were not
Speaker 1: amused by it, so Christopher was arrested, but it's not
Speaker 1: clear what charges he's going to be facing. His next
Speaker 1: laser story is out of Sarver, Pennsylvania. There's a thirty
Speaker 1: year old guy named Justin Preedom, and last week he
Speaker 1: wanted to get to his home in Avon, New York,
Speaker 1: about two hundred and seventy five miles away. Okay, so
Speaker 1: of hopping on a train or renting a car or
Speaker 1: even getting a bus ticket, Justin thought the cheapest and
Speaker 1: easiest way to get home was to steal a school
Speaker 1: bus and go across state lines, because that's an inconspicuous
Speaker 1: car to steal. So he did it, and then he
Speaker 1: got on the road and drove it all the way home.
Speaker 1: And the next morning someone in Avon, New York called
Speaker 1: the cops and reported a school bus with Pennsylvania license
Speaker 1: plates was on their property and they didn't know why. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it turns out Justin parked it in his neighbor's driveway
Speaker 1: because his mom's drive a was too small for the bus.
Speaker 1: This is so much. According to police report, he was
Speaker 1: gonna move it, but forgot all about it because he
Speaker 1: fell asleep on the couch while watching Men in Black three.
Speaker 1: Nobody can make it through Men in Black three all
Speaker 1: the way, they thout following asleep. Big mistake, Justin. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it wasn't hard for police to figure out that Justin
Speaker 1: took the bus, so the cops arrested him for felony
Speaker 1: possession of stolen property. Justin did offer to drive the
Speaker 1: bus back, a police said no, that's too bad. He
Speaker 1: misses Colin as a bus driver. He did did this
Speaker 1: next Laser stories out of the Land of Frozen Treats.
Speaker 1: If you've never been to The Big Apple, you might
Speaker 1: not know how important bodegas are in the life of
Speaker 1: New Yorkers. Those are the convenience stores that are there
Speaker 1: below like all the apartments. They're there rain or shine,
Speaker 1: day or night. They're usually people's first stop in the morning. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: get your coffee, whatever you need snacks. That's why Oddfellow's
Speaker 1: ice Cream Company teamed up with DeSUS Nice and the
Speaker 1: Kid Marrow aka the Bodega Boys are Awesome to capture
Speaker 1: brand new and interesting flavors of ice cream, all bodega inspired.
Speaker 1: That's sweet. So some of the flavors that they're introducing
Speaker 1: include Budget Breakfast okay, which is a honey ice cream
Speaker 1: with chunks of homemade honey bun cake and Coffee Soil.
Speaker 1: What's coffee soil? So, I don't know, but it says
Speaker 1: I don't know it the coffee grounds maybe, okay. Host
Speaker 1: of Cupcakes not Hostess Cupcakes. Yeah, they can't do that
Speaker 1: because then they have to team up with host of Cupcakes,
Speaker 1: which is a chocolate infused sweet cream bass with chunks
Speaker 1: of chocolate cake mixed with liquid nitrogen, and frozen whipped
Speaker 1: cream cream cream just don't have frozen whipped cream. They
Speaker 1: also have Bodega counter Crunch, a like caramel ice cream
Speaker 1: with the chocolate covered pretzels, honey roasted peanuts and crushed
Speaker 1: homemade butter. French cookies and Marrow are going to be
Speaker 1: the new Ben and Jerry. This is so good. And
Speaker 1: then finally Bacon and egg Cheese Flavor ice Cream, which
Speaker 1: is a smoky flavored ice cream. It comes with candied
Speaker 1: bacon whipped cheese cream Okay, and candid egg Yolks. Don't
Speaker 1: try and tell you knock it knock whatever. Brook always
Speaker 1: knocks them first. A portion of all the sales backwards
Speaker 1: right now. Portion of all sales will be donated to
Speaker 1: the Legal Aid Society, which helps New Yorkers living in
Speaker 1: poverty afford legal assistance. This next laser story is out
Speaker 1: of the world of work. You're not going to believe this,
Speaker 1: but people don't want to work with someone who treats
Speaker 1: them like their human garbage. Yeah, but there's some people
Speaker 1: that need that message still. Yeah, I've heard rumors that
Speaker 1: you can get fired from certain jobs for treating your
Speaker 1: co workers like human garbage. Yeah, but according to a
Speaker 1: new study about the University of California, people who are hostile, dishonest,
Speaker 1: and manipulative with their co workers don't get any further
Speaker 1: in their careers than people who are actually decent human
Speaker 1: beings at the workplace. You're saying that bad guys don't
Speaker 1: always win. That's That's not what I'm saying. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: what this new study at the University of California said.
Speaker 1: It's hard to believe, but I want to believe in it.
Speaker 1: I want to believe in it. Well, the researchers say
Speaker 1: there's always been that question whether people who are quote, aggressive, scheming,
Speaker 1: and selfish get ahead more than others, but there's never
Speaker 1: been a defend in his study on it until now.
Speaker 1: That's awesome interesting. The reason we might think bad people
Speaker 1: get ahead is because we're more likely to remember them,
Speaker 1: so when we're thinking about our careers, the bad people
Speaker 1: are the ones who tends to stick out. That makes sense,
Speaker 1: and that's a guy sense. There's a guy who works
Speaker 1: here that's so nice he got fired or he left
Speaker 1: like five years ago. Still sends me Christmas cards every year.
Speaker 1: I forget his name right now, so you're bad if
Speaker 1: you don't even know if he got fired or John.
Speaker 1: It was John now he just left. He moved really, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he sends Christmas cards her. Well. The whole point of
Speaker 1: this is the whole point of this is it doesn't
Speaker 1: always pay to treat people badly. Try and be nice
Speaker 1: to your fellow co workers if you can. And that's
Speaker 1: the advice that I like to tell this little guy
Speaker 1: all the time. Do not treat those shoes like human garbage,
Speaker 1: my friend. Treat them with love, huddle them. That's right.
Speaker 1: That's the sound of a turtle loving a shoe. And
Speaker 1: it means Laser Stories has come to an end for
Speaker 1: the day. We'll do it again, same time Wednesday, Broke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. When you work in radio,
Speaker 1: you're reading about weird gossip news stories all the time.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, wondering if you should talk about it
Speaker 1: on the show. Yeah, I know so many stories. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like just last week, TMZ posted a rumor about me
Speaker 1: really being spotted in South Beach hanging out with Chris
Speaker 1: Brown's old girlfriend, Careerchi Tramp. Oh that you just made
Speaker 1: that up, you'll post anything. I just want to say,
Speaker 1: it's a none of their business, okay, And I'm neither
Speaker 1: going to confirm or deny that. Oh you are. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's you, but I will tell you. People like to talk,
Speaker 1: just to talk. Okay. Oh god, what going on? Oh
Speaker 1: it's her? Oh this is unrelated to the story that
Speaker 1: we were just talking about. But how do you spell courage?
Speaker 1: Is our silent in the tax button? So much trouble herself?
Speaker 1: Just now? Oh my god. Okay, she's sending her private
Speaker 1: jet to come get me. I mean my friend, my friend,
Speaker 1: not her. It's not it's a different, differ, different private jet. Anyway. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is embarrassing. Wow, what was I saying? I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's distracting when you're in a spotlight. I mean, you
Speaker 1: know how these Hollywood rumors can spin out of control
Speaker 1: and take on a life of itself. Well, a big
Speaker 1: one involving an A list movie star was just confirmed
Speaker 1: to be true this morning. I love this, so we're
Speaker 1: gonna tell you about it coming up at seven. Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. And every so often we hear about Hollywood
Speaker 1: gossip stories that are so bizarre and crazy that you
Speaker 1: just think they can't be real, right, Yeah, Like remember
Speaker 1: when there were rumors that Beyonce was faking her first
Speaker 1: pregnancy with Blue Ivy. Yes, and there's that video of
Speaker 1: her stomach collapsing in on itself. There was like, ah,
Speaker 1: they thought it was a fake baby bump and she
Speaker 1: was actually using a surrogate the whole time. Why I
Speaker 1: never understood why would she do that? Why wouldn't she
Speaker 1: just say like, I'm Beyonce, I got a surrogate, Like
Speaker 1: who cares? And there was also that weird rumor that
Speaker 1: mister Rogers actually killed one hundred and fifty people as
Speaker 1: a sniper in Vietnam. That was a rumor, Yeah, because
Speaker 1: he served in the army for a while. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'd never heard that rumor. The Army had to come
Speaker 1: out and be like, no, that didn't happen. Yeah. And
Speaker 1: of course there's the infamous rumor about the top Gobell
Speaker 1: Chihuahua impregnating five other dogs out of wedlock Wall filming
Speaker 1: his last run for the Border commercial Turn That one
Speaker 1: turned out to be real, didn't it. Well? The dog
Speaker 1: attorney tests were in conclusion. But a couple of years ago,
Speaker 1: there was another unbelievable story that came out of the
Speaker 1: Hollywood rumor mill, and it was about none other than
Speaker 1: heartthrob turned billionaire Larry the Cable Guy. What George Clooney.
Speaker 1: I always get those two confused. I could see that resemblance.
Speaker 1: It came out one night George supposedly held a secret
Speaker 1: dinner party for some of his closest friends at his house,
Speaker 1: and at that party, he gave each of them a
Speaker 1: briefcase filled with one million dollars cash just because I
Speaker 1: remember this rumor. And like, one of the people at
Speaker 1: the party is the one that outed him, right, Yes,
Speaker 1: one of the friends there came out with the story
Speaker 1: this happened a few years ago. We talked about it
Speaker 1: on the show, and everybody thought, yeah, I mean that
Speaker 1: could be true. I could see that happening. Yeah, But
Speaker 1: there was also people saying, no, this is just something
Speaker 1: that got blown out of proportion, another bit of Hollywood
Speaker 1: urban legend. Right, Oh, great urban legend, especially if you're
Speaker 1: a friend of George Clooney's. Yeah. And after that, George
Speaker 1: never confirmed or denied the story, which makes you feel
Speaker 1: like it was probably fake, like so far out of
Speaker 1: there that he's not even going to waste his time
Speaker 1: talking about exactly. And he never talked about it until
Speaker 1: now because in a recent interview with GQ, George said
Speaker 1: it is one hundred percent true. Why did that? Yep,
Speaker 1: he finally gave the details of what happened leading up
Speaker 1: to that whole thing. So this all occurred back in
Speaker 1: twenty thirteen, after he met his future wife a mall,
Speaker 1: but before they started dating. Okay, so when he thought
Speaker 1: he had all the money to spend in the world
Speaker 1: and wasn't going to spend it on kids. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: a single bachelor with tons of money, wanted to thank
Speaker 1: all the people who helped get him to where he was,
Speaker 1: which somewhere all rich people too, you know, Like, is
Speaker 1: George Clooney hanging out with somebody that has a studio apartment?
Speaker 1: I doubt it. I don't do they really need that
Speaker 1: million dollars? Your world can turn upside down in Hollywood
Speaker 1: in an instant. That's a good point. They're one lawsuit away. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he invited fourteen of his closest friends, people that were
Speaker 1: mostly older than him. Okay, these are all individuals who'd
Speaker 1: helped him along in his path to success when he
Speaker 1: wasn't doing so hot. I love that, you know, Like
Speaker 1: they would let him sleep on their couch, they loaned
Speaker 1: him money when he was broke, and they've helped him
Speaker 1: in a lot of other ways over the past thirty
Speaker 1: five years. I think we all have friends that were
Speaker 1: picturing right now in our head that have done that
Speaker 1: for us, for sure. And it just proves, like you know,
Speaker 1: George Clooney is that's a stand up thing to do.
Speaker 1: Like that's pretty rad. You know. You say that you'll
Speaker 1: help your friends out when you make it to the top,
Speaker 1: but rarely two people actually follow the throne. According to George,
Speaker 1: he said, quote without them, I wouldn't have any of this.
Speaker 1: And if I get hit by a bus, yeah, they're
Speaker 1: all in the will. So why am I waiting to
Speaker 1: get hit by a bus. Oh he's gonna give it
Speaker 1: while he's alive. I love this, you know. And my
Speaker 1: grandma started to do this on a completely different level.
Speaker 1: We're talking like one hundred bucks here and there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she started sending money to everybody, going, you know what,
Speaker 1: I want to see you guys enjoy it. The biggest problem, though,
Speaker 1: was how was he going to get his hands on
Speaker 1: fourteen million dollars in cash, right, because you're checking account,
Speaker 1: they don't have it and they don't carry that at
Speaker 1: a bank. No, are you gonna do go to Wells
Speaker 1: Fargoy like, Hey, so I would glad to make a withdrawal.
Speaker 1: Here's in twenties and fifties and a couple hundreds there.
Speaker 1: It's like one poor bank teller, still County eight years
Speaker 1: later in the back. So George did some research and
Speaker 1: he found there's an undisclosed location in downtown LA that
Speaker 1: has a giant palette of cash. And that's when this
Speaker 1: starts to sound a little bit like a heist movie.
Speaker 1: George rented an old beat up van that said forest
Speaker 1: on the side of it. All right, because you want
Speaker 1: to be inconspi this if you're going to be carried
Speaker 1: around fourteen million dollars in cash. When the van drove
Speaker 1: to the location, got into a freight elevator with the
Speaker 1: van and it took them down several stories into an
Speaker 1: underground vault where they loaded it up with cash. What Okay,
Speaker 1: even if you're doing this totally on the up and up,
Speaker 1: you still feel like it's illegal. Yeah, right, Yeah, the
Speaker 1: only people that he told was his main assistant and
Speaker 1: a couple of security guys, and George said they were
Speaker 1: all soiling their shorts over the plan, thinking something was
Speaker 1: gonna go round. You know. One of them showed up
Speaker 1: with a ski mask on. They're like, you don't need
Speaker 1: to wear that. You're not actually stealing anything. I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: but he pulled it off without a hitch. There's no
Speaker 1: twist or evil villain in this real life movie. He
Speaker 1: got the money back to his place, divided the loot
Speaker 1: into fourteen stacks, and then put them each into briefcases.
Speaker 1: Do you think before he divided it up, he put
Speaker 1: it in one big pile and jumped in it. I
Speaker 1: mean just to do it, yeah, I mean what you
Speaker 1: have to. You have to, Scooge mcduckett. Just what he says.
Speaker 1: It wasn't as heavy as you might think. But at
Speaker 1: the dinner he had a giant map of the entire
Speaker 1: world on his dining room wall, and he pointed to
Speaker 1: all the different places that he got to go and
Speaker 1: all the things that he's gotten to do thanks to
Speaker 1: their help. O it. And then he gave them one
Speaker 1: million dollars each. Crazy, So if you're fine. I'm allowing
Speaker 1: all friends to now couch surf just in case they
Speaker 1: turn into a billionaire. I was gonna ask, Brooke, are
Speaker 1: you going to be inviting all of us over for
Speaker 1: a dinner party anytime soon? You know what? As soon
Speaker 1: as I'm in the Billy goat, you got it. Okay,
Speaker 1: it won't ever happen. I just want you to remember
Speaker 1: back in twenty fourteen, there was that day where I
Speaker 1: bought you that dip cup of hummus and the smart water,
Speaker 1: and I brought it to you from the break room.
Speaker 1: Without that, Yeah, would you be where you are today?
Speaker 1: She wouldn't have the nutrients. I probably it would be fine.
Speaker 1: I don't know, bo you need to think about that
Speaker 1: before you invite me over. Would I give you a
Speaker 1: Jimmy John's gift card? Okay? Does that work? I love it.
Speaker 1: Your phone Jack's coming up right after this, all right,
Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And when you're a parent,
Speaker 1: there's nothing more precious than seeing your child experience life's
Speaker 1: big milestones. Oh really, just even saying that makes me happy.
Speaker 1: Zero milestones for my parents to be proud of you,
Speaker 1: maybe being on the show, but their small moments like
Speaker 1: their first word, oh yeah, their first two, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: my daughter got her first wiggly tooth for threeks at
Speaker 1: our house right now, their first middle finger to a
Speaker 1: stranger years ago. But the thing is, you want to
Speaker 1: be there for those moments, and if you're not, it
Speaker 1: can make you do some weird stuff like I don't know,
Speaker 1: calling up a daycare and accusing the staff of trying
Speaker 1: to take those special moments from you. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: kind of happens today. You'll hear how it goes in
Speaker 1: your phone tap right now. The twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm
Speaker 1: can you speak with mister Nay. This is the Nay.
Speaker 1: Who is this? My name is Ruth, and you have
Speaker 1: a kid in your group, Penelope. I'm her aunt. Oh hi,
Speaker 1: how are you? How can I help you? Actually, I'm
Speaker 1: glad you asked me because I'm not good, So yes,
Speaker 1: you can't help me. Oh everything, okay, I am calling
Speaker 1: about the incident that happened last week. I'm sorry something
Speaker 1: with Penelope. Of course, with Penelope, her mom has been
Speaker 1: in tears since it happened, since what happened. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out what happened. Exactly. You know,
Speaker 1: when Penelope took her first steps at the daycare? Oh,
Speaker 1: I thought it was a nice moment. Is her mom upset? Upset?
Speaker 1: More like devastated? My sister is beside herself. She missed it? Wait?
Speaker 1: Am I missing something? Do I need to spell it
Speaker 1: out for you? Seeing your baby take their first steps
Speaker 1: is a big deal for a mother. Look, I'm sorry
Speaker 1: that she missed it, but I cannot predate and something
Speaker 1: is going to happen when she's about to go through
Speaker 1: a mouth soon. I can't help that. I mean, did
Speaker 1: you even try to stop it? Why would I want
Speaker 1: to stop it? Are you outright admitting right now that
Speaker 1: you didn't even try to prevent it? You want me
Speaker 1: to make her sit there and she's taking her first step.
Speaker 1: I don't understand why you're met with me. What is
Speaker 1: the toddler too strong for you? I mean a little push,
Speaker 1: that's all it would have taken. You want me to push?
Speaker 1: You want me to push a towel? I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's not my job. Okay, put baby ankle weights on
Speaker 1: her for all I care? Why? I just want to
Speaker 1: make sure that her mom does not miss another precious moment. Lady,
Speaker 1: you have lost your mind. Put yourself in the mother's shoes.
Speaker 1: She's missing out on everything while she come in, Set
Speaker 1: her there all day, and then she won't miss any moment.
Speaker 1: People have jobs, they're not responsible for watching their children.
Speaker 1: You are excuse me. And last month she found out
Speaker 1: that her daughter saw a hamster for the first time
Speaker 1: at your daycare, and you stole that experience. Here you
Speaker 1: are calling me about some chanster that she didn't get
Speaker 1: to see her smell a little bit. You are out
Speaker 1: of your freaking mind, lady. I have never heard a
Speaker 1: teacher with less empathy than you. I mean, why even
Speaker 1: have kids if you don't get to see them hit
Speaker 1: their milestones. I do not know what you want me
Speaker 1: to do. Do you want me to stop her until
Speaker 1: her mom comes to pick her up? And she's around like,
Speaker 1: what do you want me to do? So what we're
Speaker 1: gonna do here is I'm hiring a camera crew to
Speaker 1: come to the daycare and they're gonna follow Penelope throughout
Speaker 1: the day. No, you listen to me so that you
Speaker 1: don't steal any more precious moments from her mother. Now
Speaker 1: you're saying you're gonna have a camera crew. They're coming
Speaker 1: to daycare the film less so you all miss any
Speaker 1: moments of a day, like are you serious? You always
Speaker 1: repeat everything that people say you finally got okay, I
Speaker 1: need to by the way, when the camera's on, you
Speaker 1: need to look presentable. You've met like some sorority girl
Speaker 1: that's coming home from an all nightcagger. You are a
Speaker 1: meth lady with your craptops and your phone lattes. You're nice, abs,
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Haven't had any babies in there?
Speaker 1: You really are taking it way too far. Your Catherine
Speaker 1: told me how you spend your days working in those
Speaker 1: what did you briant outfits are around those small children?
Speaker 1: Catherine told you what about me? Oh? She said a lot.
Speaker 1: And not only did she tell me that, but she
Speaker 1: told me to do a prank phone call on you too.
Speaker 1: What what did it say? Said? It's a joke. This
Speaker 1: is actually broke for the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning, we're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, ostend Catherine set you up? Your set
Speaker 1: you up? Because she said you've been dealing with a
Speaker 1: bunch of like crazy helicopter parents lately. I can't believe
Speaker 1: this is like when you were saying, it's pushed the
Speaker 1: little kids out. I really thought you were crazy. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'll tell you this phone call would have
Speaker 1: gone a lot different if you were okay with it.
Speaker 1: Week up every morning with phone taps, wening the twenties,
Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Ladies, How can you
Speaker 1: tell if a guy really likes you? Oh that's a
Speaker 1: hard one. Is it when he laughs at all your
Speaker 1: terrible jokes? Yes? Maybe when he finally introduces you to
Speaker 1: his friends, Oh for sure. Or is it when he
Speaker 1: romantically sneaks into your house, puts on your neglige and
Speaker 1: hides in the pantry waiting for you to get home.
Speaker 1: That's not romantic? He likes her well. One of our
Speaker 1: listeners thoughts she had a great date because of the
Speaker 1: unique activity that they chose to do together. Did it
Speaker 1: actually help or hurt her on the date? I guess
Speaker 1: we'll find out with your second date update coming up.
Speaker 1: Second date Update. I gotta say I'm really excited about
Speaker 1: today's second date update. You're looking excited. You got a
Speaker 1: big smell on your face. I can't help it, because
Speaker 1: the girl we have on the phone says she went
Speaker 1: on an incredible date with Leo. Oh my god, and
Speaker 1: I Leo. I cannot wait to find out what a
Speaker 1: date with Leonardo DiCaprio is. Like, So, Jessica, come on, girl,
Speaker 1: spell that tea. Oh boy, I wish, I wish, Come on,
Speaker 1: I think she's going to crush your fantasies, Jeffrey. So,
Speaker 1: it didn't meet a guy named Leo on a dating
Speaker 1: ass and it must be Leonardo DiCaprio because he's obviously
Speaker 1: on all sorts of dating apps. He's very attractive, he's
Speaker 1: got like cute sandy brown hair. Okay, wait what so
Speaker 1: did he take you to the Mediterranean or did he
Speaker 1: take you to the Caribbean? Like how much did he spend?
Speaker 1: I wish I knew? Wait? Is that really what this
Speaker 1: Leo looks like? He didn't look exactly like Leonardo DiCaprio,
Speaker 1: but his hair definitely did. And he just had like
Speaker 1: a very trustworthy look about him. Oh man, those are
Speaker 1: the ones that you should trust least, I'm telling you. So,
Speaker 1: what did you and Leo do for your date? So
Speaker 1: we met at a bar and he showed up like
Speaker 1: very confident and he was like, are we gonna do
Speaker 1: this or what? What? Wait? Can I ask them, what
Speaker 1: did you mean by do this? Like, do the date,
Speaker 1: do the deed get drunk? Where is he yet? I
Speaker 1: think he said, like are we going to do this? Like?
Speaker 1: Where are we going to do it? Oh? I think
Speaker 1: it was a joke. You think did it work on you?
Speaker 1: Not at that time though, So wait, so the bar
Speaker 1: was fun? You're saying the bar was fun. We hung
Speaker 1: out for a while and talked about a lot of
Speaker 1: different things. There was one time where he asked me
Speaker 1: who my favorite president was. Okay, what your first date
Speaker 1: question is that? I think it's an interesting one. What
Speaker 1: was your answer? Of course, I said Grover Cleveland? Of course, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a sexy one. Did you have a reason? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean Grover, like you know, from sexy streets. So
Speaker 1: obviously that's when I choose, Oh my god, you know
Speaker 1: what United States history classes have done? So good? So
Speaker 1: we talked a lot. We got into like a conversation
Speaker 1: about like the YouTube shows that we watch. Okay, I
Speaker 1: told him I was really into makeup tutorials and he
Speaker 1: didn't really get it. So I was trying to explain
Speaker 1: it to him and he still wasn't understanding. So I
Speaker 1: decided to show him what it was all about. And
Speaker 1: I actually gave him a little mini makeup tutorial at
Speaker 1: the bar. Wait he let you put makeup on him?
Speaker 1: He did. He was a good spot and I taught
Speaker 1: him a thing or two. I put him highlight on
Speaker 1: him and showed him like the before and after to
Speaker 1: show that like it made his cheekbones pop. I obviously
Speaker 1: really likes you he's letting you put makeup on Yeah,
Speaker 1: or he really likes high cheekbones Jose. Okay, he was
Speaker 1: a believer after that. Okay, Oh, so he looked pretty
Speaker 1: good after you were done making him up. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: looked great as cheekbones popped. As I expected, This sounds
Speaker 1: like such a fun date, Like you talked about interesting things.
Speaker 1: You did silly stuff like why do you think he's
Speaker 1: not calling you? Well, I don't know. Like we even
Speaker 1: made out at the end with your makeup on together,
Speaker 1: Like did your eye last is brush against each other
Speaker 1: while you guys had a passionate embrace. No, but my
Speaker 1: lipstick got on him, his lipstick got on me. It
Speaker 1: was like a little weird, but it was really cute.
Speaker 1: Everybody else in that bar must have just been feeling
Speaker 1: like what the heck is going on over there. But
Speaker 1: then it's like, hey, don't judge, don't judge that it
Speaker 1: does sound like a PDA train wreck. It's like, but
Speaker 1: you were both into it, so it's fine. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but at the end we ended up getting in separate
Speaker 1: ubers and then I haven't heard anything since then, and
Speaker 1: how long? How long ago is that? That's a week?
Speaker 1: Oh man, he hasn't called you back at all. Yep,
Speaker 1: typical Leo. Yeah, one day and then you're probably too
Speaker 1: old for him, But I guess we'll find out for sure.
Speaker 1: We're going to play a song and when we come back,
Speaker 1: we'll call Leo for you and get your second date update.
Speaker 1: All right, Jessica, thank you guys. Okay, hold on second date.
Speaker 1: If you're just tuning in for today's second date update,
Speaker 1: Jessica is trying to get ahold of a guy named Leo,
Speaker 1: and her date sounds like an episode straight out of
Speaker 1: Sex in the City. They went out on the town,
Speaker 1: they sip, samatized, they gave each other makeovers, and then
Speaker 1: they dished about which US president they think are the
Speaker 1: most bangable. Samantha M we got Jessica. Jessica, would you
Speaker 1: say that's an accurate description of your date. I would
Speaker 1: say that's pretty close I feel right now. She did
Speaker 1: put some makeup on her date while they were at
Speaker 1: the bar together and they ended up making out. But
Speaker 1: afterwards Leo has been m ia. So we're going to
Speaker 1: give him a call right now and find out why
Speaker 1: Leo has been blowing you off and we didn't get
Speaker 1: to hear what's your theory. I don't even have a theory.
Speaker 1: I just know that I really like this guy and
Speaker 1: he's not the same as every other guy here until
Speaker 1: I just really, you know, want to have a chance
Speaker 1: with him. Yeah, Plus what other guy let me put
Speaker 1: makeup on him for like two hours at a far? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that could be the problem that we're actually we'll find
Speaker 1: out though. Okay, we're gonna give him a call right
Speaker 1: now and figure out why Leo isn't talking to you. Okay,
Speaker 1: you got it all right? Here we go. Hello, can
Speaker 1: I talk to Leo please speaking? This is young Jeffrey
Speaker 1: from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: How are you doing? Okay? Is this v Leo? Perhaps? Um?
Speaker 1: Who are you looking for? It's him? It's not him.
Speaker 1: We're looking for Leo who went out on a date recently,
Speaker 1: not Leonardo DiCaprio. Right, Well, I'm saying we're looking for
Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio if it's him, is it? I'm not Leonaro DiCaprio. Okay, Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't want to do this now. He has some disappointment,
Speaker 1: but we still want to talk to you. Leo. Don't
Speaker 1: sound jive, I'm sorry, Okay, Leo. The reason why we're
Speaker 1: calling is because you recently went on a date with
Speaker 1: a girl named Jessica and she's trying to get a
Speaker 1: hold of you. Okay, this is weird. Well, obviously you're
Speaker 1: not calling her back, and she wants to know why.
Speaker 1: She says she really liked you. Oh uh, she's a
Speaker 1: nice girl. I just um didn't think there was anything
Speaker 1: worth exploring there. Are you serious? She described the date
Speaker 1: to us, and it honestly sounds like you guys had
Speaker 1: so much chemistry from her perspective, Well, it was fun.
Speaker 1: She's a fun person. Um. Yeah, she told you about
Speaker 1: the makeup stuff, yes, yeah, and she said you looked
Speaker 1: soups cute. Hey, and to applaud you for being comfortable
Speaker 1: with your own masculinity. I say kudos. Okay, No, Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: that's not those those fun He's a fun person. But
Speaker 1: you know, we talked for a long time and it's
Speaker 1: you know, on the day, you're asking yourself, can I
Speaker 1: realistically see myself with this person? And she said some
Speaker 1: stuff that made me think no, probably not. I don't
Speaker 1: think she realized that she said anything that would change
Speaker 1: your mind about her at all. She she didn't know
Speaker 1: that John Lennon died. What John Lennon? Yeah, like from
Speaker 1: the Beatles? Okay, yeah, okay, so she's not up on
Speaker 1: Beatles history. I just feel like that's a bit like
Speaker 1: do I want to spend the whole length of a
Speaker 1: relationship filling in cultural gaps like that? Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: My husband doesn't even know who John Lennon is. That's
Speaker 1: a that's a pretty late, like old cultural reference. You're
Speaker 1: going to hold that against her? I'm like a pop
Speaker 1: culture guy. I like it's like my favorite thing to
Speaker 1: talk about, and it's someone that checked out on it.
Speaker 1: I just don't think that, like it's sustainable. What's the
Speaker 1: real reason is what's the real reason they are not
Speaker 1: calling her back? This is some BS doesn't know some
Speaker 1: dead pop star from forty years ago. This can't be right,
Speaker 1: like the most famous musician of all time. Well, that's
Speaker 1: arguable not knowing it. I mean, you could say the
Speaker 1: Beatles are really super famous, but I wouldn't say John
Speaker 1: Lennon's the most famous musician of all time. He's the
Speaker 1: most famous Beatle. So yeah, I think I can really
Speaker 1: Paul McCartney would probably argue against you. Right there. Are
Speaker 1: we really arguing right now about who was the most
Speaker 1: popular Beatle of all time? Is that what this has
Speaker 1: devolved into? I mean, ringo, right, No, No, this is
Speaker 1: John Lennon and everyone should know he got shot. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: so that's what you want us to tell her. That's
Speaker 1: why you're not calling her back. You can tell her
Speaker 1: whatever you want to tell her. I just think it's
Speaker 1: crazy that she didn't know that. I mean she says
Speaker 1: she was like too young and wasn't around. But I
Speaker 1: wasn't around when JFK got shot. I know that that happened, Okay.
Speaker 1: I don't know that they're the exact same thing, though,
Speaker 1: right pretty close, okay, Resident being assassinated and John Lennon
Speaker 1: being assadin I mean, both big hits at let peace,
Speaker 1: World Peace, but not in the same way. Well, you're
Speaker 1: all coming after me, but you all know that John
Speaker 1: Lennon got shot, Like, doesn't that say something? I mean,
Speaker 1: you reminded me. Yeah, all right, so you hear that, Jessica,
Speaker 1: John Lennon getting shot is the reason that Leo has
Speaker 1: zero interest in dating you. So how does that make
Speaker 1: you feel, Leo? Are you freaking serious You're not calling
Speaker 1: me back because of stupid John Lennon telling me you
Speaker 1: were on the phone. I'm sorry, Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm crazy and I don't know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about because I forgot how this cultural reference
Speaker 1: works for this show. We don't tell. We don't tell
Speaker 1: the people that the other person's on the line listening.
Speaker 1: So Jessica has actually been listening to this entire conversation. Leo,
Speaker 1: I don't believe this. You're being so judgment to, like,
Speaker 1: not everyone my age is going to know facts like that.
Speaker 1: You might not know that Theorious Big died. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: Notorious Big died. I know two fat guys. I know.
Speaker 1: Well well wait, wait, first of all, that is like
Speaker 1: not for sure, there's a little controversy behind that. He
Speaker 1: could still very well. I think you're missing the point here,
Speaker 1: the point you had fun with Jessica, Leo. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was fun. Jessica. Okay, you're perfectly nice. You're a catch.
Speaker 1: I just don't think we're compatible, all right. So you
Speaker 1: needs like you're looking for a partner that just has
Speaker 1: like a whole list of dead celebrities in their brain.
Speaker 1: That's what you want. Like, why don't you just put
Speaker 1: that on a weird way to put it? But yeah,
Speaker 1: I am looking for someone who's like plugged into the
Speaker 1: culture and the lexicon and like knows important information about
Speaker 1: who died when. Yeah, the Lexicon. I don't even know
Speaker 1: who that is. Oh god, oh my god, Hey Leo,
Speaker 1: I think you should give her another shot. Listen, my
Speaker 1: husband knows nothing about pop culture. He couldn't even tell
Speaker 1: you who is in the Beatles, right if we're going
Speaker 1: to go back to Beatles let alone, could he tell
Speaker 1: you when Big got shot? You know? Like, and it works,
Speaker 1: it works for us. We can have different interests and
Speaker 1: still be in love. That's okay, Yeah, Leo, you guys
Speaker 1: have nothing in common. So let's see if you're willing
Speaker 1: to go out, would you be willing to give Jessica
Speaker 1: a second chance? We will pay for a second date
Speaker 1: for you guys, absolutely not, And Jessica, just FYI, Ringo
Speaker 1: Star and Paul McCarney are still alive, so maybe just
Speaker 1: drop that down down. That's fine. I didn't want to
Speaker 1: go out again with you anyway. Obviously you're way older
Speaker 1: than I thought. Yeah, that was a Beatles burn. Sorry, Jessica,
Speaker 1: no second date. But you know who also is still alive,
Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio. And I really wish that Leonardo DiCaprio at
Speaker 1: answer this call. Maybe somebody else will come in with you.
Speaker 1: He would have known Broke and Jeffrey. In the morning,
Speaker 1: we all have our go to foods for breakfast. Okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you've listened to our show before, you know I
Speaker 1: personally run on five hour energies and double chocolate muffins.
Speaker 1: It's not it's not an exaggeration. And Men's Fitness Magazine
Speaker 1: hasn't contacted me yet about my morning regimen. But I'm
Speaker 1: expecting a call any day, and you usually follow it
Speaker 1: up with a mid morning de rito break. You know,
Speaker 1: this is the breakfast and lunch of champions. But that
Speaker 1: body is definitely a temple. Yeah, they're not going to
Speaker 1: know until they reach out to me. But I want
Speaker 1: everybody to think right now as you listen, what's your
Speaker 1: go to morning meal? Okay, like the one you would
Speaker 1: pick if you had time? Yeah, actually had the time
Speaker 1: when you do every day? None favorite breakfast? Yes, you
Speaker 1: could choose anything to eat in the morning. What would
Speaker 1: you eat? Because a team of researchers analyze thousands of
Speaker 1: people and they're eating habbits, and they found what your
Speaker 1: favorite breakfast says about your personality. There's a link. And
Speaker 1: this isn't a BuzzFeed quiz. Actual psychologists broke it down
Speaker 1: and it's actually crazy accurate. I will say you can
Speaker 1: see what they said about you coming up at eight ten.
Speaker 1: What if children ran the world? It's brooken Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. Oh god, love naptime. Have you ever thought
Speaker 1: about what society would look like if the kids were
Speaker 1: in charge? Give me recess. There'd be no work. The
Speaker 1: president of the United States would be Daniel Tiger, with
Speaker 1: Vice President square Pants at his side. You know it
Speaker 1: makes sense that Daniel very wise he is. We'd have
Speaker 1: recess every forty minutes and video game and tablet time
Speaker 1: in between. And of course there would be a law
Speaker 1: mandating that everyone has to eat macaroni and cheese for breakfast, lunch,
Speaker 1: and dinner. Do a really good fancy and put the
Speaker 1: little greenies. The thing is, we're actually not too far
Speaker 1: off from that, because a recent survey by Craft found
Speaker 1: that fifty six percent of parents are now letting their
Speaker 1: kids eat mac and cheese for breakfast. What ye are
Speaker 1: we talking like leftovers from the night before? Our parents
Speaker 1: are actually making mac and cheese in the morning, probably
Speaker 1: some combo of bowls that is insane. So Craft is
Speaker 1: actually trying to embrace that idea by making special edition
Speaker 1: boxes that say macaroni and cheese breakfast instead of macaroni
Speaker 1: and cheese dinner. You are screwing so many parents listening
Speaker 1: right now whose kids didn't even think of this yet.
Speaker 1: Just don't come out with. Each box comes with different
Speaker 1: breakfast recipes on it, like mac and cheese topped with
Speaker 1: bacon and eggs, mac and cheese with crumbled breakfast sausage
Speaker 1: in it. Oh my god. I'm like, I was kind
Speaker 1: of grossed out at first, and now I'm suddenly on board.
Speaker 1: Just imagine like a mac and cheese stuffed croissant. Yeah
Speaker 1: I do like some savory yeah, so I guess it's official.
Speaker 1: We've gone from garbage people to just straight garbage. But
Speaker 1: what does it say about us as a society. Well,
Speaker 1: a team of psychologists analyze the breakfast choices and personalities
Speaker 1: over three thousand people, and they say you can tell
Speaker 1: everything about a person based on what they eat in
Speaker 1: the morning. And so here's what they found. Think about
Speaker 1: what your go to favorite breakfast is. Okay, So if
Speaker 1: you like cereal in the morning, they say you're a
Speaker 1: detail oriented, organized person. Yea, or at least you pretend
Speaker 1: to be. If anyone else, serial person. If you had
Speaker 1: to choose, I don't eat cereal at night. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: too at work in the morning, I say, even though
Speaker 1: you pretend to be detail oriented, you're not fooling anyone.
Speaker 1: You're exhausting at parties, and you tend to come off
Speaker 1: as a know at all or a fake no at
Speaker 1: all who loves to hear the sound of their own
Speaker 1: voice just because you like yeah horrorsh those got to
Speaker 1: be that Raisin brand people though, you know, yeah exactly
Speaker 1: if you like muffins for breakfast, oh this is you,
Speaker 1: Jeffreys me. It says you're a deep thinker who is
Speaker 1: relaxed and happy on your own. Oh, a little bit
Speaker 1: of a loaner. Oh, I can see that for you,
Speaker 1: who doesn't need others to feel complete. You do tend
Speaker 1: to cancel plans a lot, so your friends can't rely
Speaker 1: on you. Didn't you just say that you got drunk
Speaker 1: on Saturday night by yourself? You know what? Literally did
Speaker 1: move to a house in the woods recently too. This
Speaker 1: is from a study done by psychologist who analyze three
Speaker 1: thousand individuals to figure out what their breakfast choices say
Speaker 1: about your personality. If you like bacon and eggs for breakfast,
Speaker 1: I like, Oh, I am a big I love bacon,
Speaker 1: like eggs and scramble. I would take eggs anyway. They
Speaker 1: say you love just living life. Yeah, I say you're outgoing,
Speaker 1: you make friends work wherever you go. That's so you
Speaker 1: tend to be a little self absorbed and have a
Speaker 1: hard time if you aren't constantly the center of attention.
Speaker 1: My mom calls me all about me brook Really. If
Speaker 1: you like pancakes or waffles for breakfast, love it, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm down with waffles. I can't stay pancakes. Terrible choice.
Speaker 1: It says you're a confident self assured person. You take
Speaker 1: your own path, even if Google Map shows you're headed
Speaker 1: toward a landfill. You're also often called stubborn, and there's
Speaker 1: a reason for it. You want to win an argument,
Speaker 1: even if it's with a small child. I don't know
Speaker 1: stubborn Sometimes that's totally big. Yeah. I have seen Brook
Speaker 1: yelling and arguing with several little little children, not even
Speaker 1: not even her own kids. She just she picks fights
Speaker 1: with little kids. Little If you prefer leftover verse for breakfast,
Speaker 1: you're the unconventional person in your social circle. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: are you having dinner for breakfast? For me? I guess pizza.
Speaker 1: A lot of people, says. People love your wacky sense
Speaker 1: of humor, and your nonconformist attitude makes you a favorite
Speaker 1: with children. Look out parents if you if you see
Speaker 1: somebody eating leftovers for breakfast, don't let them do your kids.
Speaker 1: You should be cool. It does say, however, eighty five
Speaker 1: percent of people who like leftovers in the morning are
Speaker 1: unemployed or are soon to be unemployed. Got to eat
Speaker 1: it for it. Finally, if you skip breakfast, if you
Speaker 1: if you don't like eating breakfast, this is my husband.
Speaker 1: He hates breakfast. Who hates breakfast. There's Brook trying to
Speaker 1: win an argument again, but says, strangers think you're unique
Speaker 1: and mysterious, but they don't realize you're secretly a creep
Speaker 1: waiting to be found out. Only your mother knows about
Speaker 1: all the horrible things you've done. A good look texting
Speaker 1: tell us what's your breakfast choice? And was that breakdown
Speaker 1: accurate for you? Yeah? Just reevaluating my marriage Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. Brooke is rocking that loser hat
Speaker 1: today because she lost in win Brooks Bucks yesterday. Is
Speaker 1: a compliment if we say she looks good at it?
Speaker 1: I think it's not a compliment really here, it just
Speaker 1: does something. It makes your eyes pop. My eyes are
Speaker 1: glaring at Oh, that's why they're they're bulging, not popping, Lucy. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: now's your chance to get a win in your column
Speaker 1: and you're gonna be playing Ryan from Edmonds. What's up
Speaker 1: Brian that much? Guys? How's it going this morning? You
Speaker 1: sound like you're a man that's all about business. Ryan,
Speaker 1: Get to the point quick. When your daughter gets up
Speaker 1: at six am, you gotta get your Okay, how old's
Speaker 1: your Kiddoh? Is so big? You haven't slept in a while,
Speaker 1: have you, Ryan? She actually sleeps about eleven hours a night.
Speaker 1: We've been doing pretty good, but for the last few months,
Speaker 1: and you're complaining about a six am wake up. Let's
Speaker 1: let's let's regroup here, Ryan, let's perspective. Okay, I'm with you, Ryan,
Speaker 1: that's annoying. Yeah every night? Yeah, Now I'm broad. You
Speaker 1: stay up in party. All right, we're sending Broke out
Speaker 1: of the studio. And you know how the game's played.
Speaker 1: You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know when, you can say pass and
Speaker 1: you have to beat Brooke outright to win. You're ready? Yep,
Speaker 1: here we go. Your time starts now. Emilio Estevez celebrates
Speaker 1: a birthday today. He played head coach Gordon Bombay in
Speaker 1: What nineties Disney movie? Might more countries on the planets
Speaker 1: are with what letter than any other? He? What gas
Speaker 1: is the main component in natural gas? Hid? When referring
Speaker 1: to the artist was Rembrandt? His first or last name
Speaker 1: before Pete Carroll was with the Seahawks. What university did
Speaker 1: he coach at LSU? All right, got our answers in
Speaker 1: let's bring Brook back into the studio. Ryan, Aside from
Speaker 1: having an obnoxious daughter that wakes up at six in
Speaker 1: the morning, what's another interesting fact the show should know
Speaker 1: about you. My wife and had two boxers that are
Speaker 1: they're kind of wild. One of them he goes into
Speaker 1: spin mode. Sometimes it's like he's chasing his tail, but
Speaker 1: he's not. He's just burning off the energy. We had
Speaker 1: a family boxer. She looked like Scooby Doo and Eat
Speaker 1: had a baby. Oh that's what our boxer look But
Speaker 1: she was so ugly. She was so cute. I did
Speaker 1: not realize that he was talking about dogs, but you didn't.
Speaker 1: It was like, we have two boxers in our house
Speaker 1: and made just They drive us nuts. Fighting all the
Speaker 1: time is crazy between them and you got a lot
Speaker 1: going on. All right, Brooke, we're back to you. You ready,
Speaker 1: all right? This is your chance to take off that
Speaker 1: loser hat. Your time starts now. Amelio Estevez celebrates a
Speaker 1: birthday today. He played head coach Gordon Bombay in What
Speaker 1: nineties Is More countries on the planet start with what
Speaker 1: letter than any other es? What? Gas is the main
Speaker 1: component in natural gas uh petroleum or gas uh pass
Speaker 1: when referring to the artist was Rembrandt. His first or
Speaker 1: last name. Uh first before Pete Carroll was with the Seahawks.
Speaker 1: What university did coach? Great match there, We're gonna go
Speaker 1: to the scoreboard. See how you both did with Jose Frosty.
Speaker 1: You got to wreck today, Okay, okay? And Brook the
Speaker 1: boxer got the is Brook taking a loser head off
Speaker 1: and oh you already did put it back? Okay, take
Speaker 1: it off. You got four. I knew I miss that
Speaker 1: call right as soon as they said it. That's all right, man,
Speaker 1: let's go over the answers for everybody here. Emilio Estevez
Speaker 1: celebrates the birthday today. He played head coach Gordon Bombay
Speaker 1: in the nineties Disney film The Mighty Ducks. I love
Speaker 1: that movie. More countries on the planet start with the
Speaker 1: letter S than any other. Singapore, Saudi Arabia, South Africa, Slovakia, Spain, Sweden,
Speaker 1: those are just some. Again, the main component in natural
Speaker 1: gas is methane. I'm referring to the Rembrandt. That is
Speaker 1: his first name. His full name was Rembrandt Harmazoon van Ridgin.
Speaker 1: I wonder why we go by Rembrandt. Yeah, he's like
Speaker 1: the Madonna of the art. World. You know. And before
Speaker 1: before Pete Carroll was the head coach of the Seahawks,
Speaker 1: he was the coach at the Universe City of South California,
Speaker 1: Southern California. From there, dude, I'm a UCLA fans, so
Speaker 1: screw that school. Okay, all right, thanks so much for playing.
Speaker 1: We'll be back to play. Win Brooks back, same time tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.