Speaker 1: It's a little weird being in a room that's kind
Speaker 1: of under semi construction right now. Oh my god, because
Speaker 1: you're right, we're trying to add some cameras, add some lights,
Speaker 1: hide the coffee stains were a little laid sweet stables.
Speaker 1: We gotta do WCII which clamp is it? You rocked
Speaker 1: me into my safe place, shot me out of it.
Speaker 1: We got two viral sound bites off the internet and
Speaker 1: only enough time to hear one of them. Let's get
Speaker 1: right to your choices. Option one is a fourteen second
Speaker 1: snippet of rappers Snoop Dog singing a very g rated
Speaker 1: back to school song meant for children age eight and under.
Speaker 1: Or option two a thirty three second clip of a
Speaker 1: bride who completely loses it and starts laughing hysterically when
Speaker 1: the groom messes up the wedding valves. So, what's it
Speaker 1: gonna be? Snoop School song? Or Vow's gone wrong? Alexa,
Speaker 1: That's hard, but I'm gonna go Snoop school song? Brook?
Speaker 1: What do you want to hear? The room has spoken.
Speaker 1: Let's listen to a clip of rapper Snoop Dog singing
Speaker 1: a very g rated back to school song. Wow. Wow
Speaker 1: the morning plus, it's time to roll. Let's find a
Speaker 1: seat high five. Come on, we got box a lot
Speaker 1: YEP gap in wags all aboard the bus. Let's hit
Speaker 1: the class that there is more. He has a whole
Speaker 1: YouTube channel. Jake can put it on our Instagram stories
Speaker 1: so I could find it there. I love it. Put
Speaker 1: up on the Instagram at Brooke and Jeffrey. That was
Speaker 1: which is it? Now? Let's go on our two pieces
Speaker 1: and dive right in to the shot collar question of
Speaker 1: the day. I'm gonna send it over to the gentleman
Speaker 1: with the even gentler touch our own digital Jim. What's
Speaker 1: going on? Jake. In twenty ten, the Cleveland Cavaliers basketball
Speaker 1: team lost twenty six games in a row. Oh my gosh. That.
Speaker 1: In the year twenty nineteen, Baltimore Orioles first baseman Chris
Speaker 1: Davis infamously went oh for forty nine guy, And finally
Speaker 1: the lovable Losers, the Chicago Cubbies didn't even win the
Speaker 1: World Series for over one hundred years. There are some
Speaker 1: very infamous losing streaks out there, and then there's Brooke
Speaker 1: versus jeff Sure Brooke has yet to not a single
Speaker 1: victory embarrassing her husband and children, who have filed official
Speaker 1: paperwork to change their last name. Comes down. Yeah, worse Yeah.
Speaker 1: The two of them, Brooke and Jeffrey, will battle it
Speaker 1: out again this morning, along with Jose, Alexis in the
Speaker 1: titillating radio game known as Clack a Shock Up. The
Speaker 1: rules are simple. The four hosts each have twenty seconds
Speaker 1: to answer as many trivia questions as possible, and the
Speaker 1: person with the most correct answers at the end gets
Speaker 1: to choose who in the room gets shocked while singing
Speaker 1: a song, hence the name clash. You can play that
Speaker 1: over and over. I love it. I wonder who it's
Speaker 1: gonna be that wins today. You don't feel any pressure
Speaker 1: at all. Never before we get to the Brook and
Speaker 1: jeff Beef, let's start with someone who has already given
Speaker 1: up placing the top three today. Alexis all right, Alexis
Speaker 1: Your twenty seconds is gonna start soon? Are you ready? Yes?
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. What is the largest continent by
Speaker 1: lamb mass? Oh? Europe? Asia? Who did John Krasinski play
Speaker 1: on the office? Um? Oh, what's the main guy's name? Oh? No,
Speaker 1: I don't remember his name, John, that's his name John.
Speaker 1: What shape does a yield side that? He just didn't wow?
Speaker 1: A square side square? Let's clamp it up, relexes. That's
Speaker 1: a good effort from the office. Yeah, that's what I meant.
Speaker 1: That's zero. So we're gonna go over to Jose. Alright,
Speaker 1: be something if Jose could actually pull out a victory.
Speaker 1: All right, Jose, Your time starts now? True or false?
Speaker 1: An eggplant is a vegetable false. What's the shortest month
Speaker 1: of the year February? What's a werewolf's main weakness? Silver?
Speaker 1: What the equator goes east to west? What goes north
Speaker 1: to south? All the prime meridian? From Juniper? Who remembering
Speaker 1: the prime meridian? Jose? You got five? Correct? Typically means
Speaker 1: a victory. Brook. We're gonna go on to you. Okay,
Speaker 1: kill any goats or anything beforehand, you know, any luck.
Speaker 1: But lunch is another country. All right? Your time starts now.
Speaker 1: Shar truce is a color between yellow and whaten? What
Speaker 1: ear did Van go cut off his right left? Left?
Speaker 1: What animals don as a sea cows? Transylvania the region
Speaker 1: in what European country? Romania? What is the brand of
Speaker 1: Jeffrey's favorite chocolate muffins in the break room brand. I
Speaker 1: know it, Oh you do Pillsbury. And I never bought
Speaker 1: one of those muffins in my wife, and I only
Speaker 1: see like a piece. Jeffrey eats him with a fork,
Speaker 1: and people though it is that's okay, all right, Brook.
Speaker 1: You only got four corrects, so Jose maintains control of
Speaker 1: the Clocker Shocker. So good, Jeffrey, you need six to
Speaker 1: take the clocker Shocker away from Jose. I have one
Speaker 1: the six questions here, so okay, we're ready for you,
Speaker 1: jeff Your time starts now. Bubba Wallace as an athlete
Speaker 1: in what sport? Nascar? What's the name of Snoopy's bird
Speaker 1: friend from Peanuts Woodstock who declared bankruptcy? First Toys rs Sears?
Speaker 1: Handsome Dan is Yell's mascot, and he's what type of dog?
Speaker 1: A bulldog? Who was Jennifer Lopez married? Who are Ben Affleck?
Speaker 1: Come on, man, who was Jennifer Lopez married to before
Speaker 1: Ben Affleck? Three? One? It was not they were never married.
Speaker 1: I know it was Mark, Anthony Mark. I couldn't remember
Speaker 1: that guy's name. Jeffrey, that's only four. That means wow,
Speaker 1: big talk over there, A little man. You didn't win
Speaker 1: either there. I didn't say I was going five Jose.
Speaker 1: You get to choose who get shocked. Who's it gonna be? Yeah,
Speaker 1: somebody needs a little humility lesson, you know what, I
Speaker 1: think I gotta give it to Jeff. So, wow, look
Speaker 1: at that. This maybe the only time you ever get shocked. Jeff,
Speaker 1: You're too good at this game. It wasn't the humility
Speaker 1: check that I was. I will gladly take the pain today,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be getting shocked while I sing Roar
Speaker 1: by Katie Perry. I got the eye of the tiger
Speaker 1: fire dancing through the fire because I am a champion
Speaker 1: and you're gonna hear me. Oh, I need a little
Speaker 1: inspiration for the next round. Yeah, yeah, that's your shot.
Speaker 1: Collar Question of the day Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: There's some things in life that you're better off not
Speaker 1: knowing the answers too, Like what's really in a hot dog?
Speaker 1: How many other people has your significant other really slept
Speaker 1: with as many as I as a guarantee, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: at least she's going to be disappointed? Or why do
Speaker 1: I really keep a large jar of pickles hidden underneath
Speaker 1: my desk. Why else would you you never see me
Speaker 1: eat them? Do you know? I'm just saying some things
Speaker 1: in life you're better off not knowing the answers too,
Speaker 1: one you don't want to know. And one of our
Speaker 1: listeners learned that lesson the hard way because his wife
Speaker 1: has spent years wondering what happened to her real birth mom,
Speaker 1: and so he started searching for answers on his own,
Speaker 1: and what he found was so shocking. The only way
Speaker 1: he could reveal it was right here, anonymously on a
Speaker 1: brand new mass speaker. I hope it's not. We'll find
Speaker 1: out it's coming up at seven, he confession. I can't
Speaker 1: take back girls speak. We got to text in the
Speaker 1: seven eight five nine two that says, whenever I spill
Speaker 1: drinks like wine or milk in my apartment, I don't
Speaker 1: clean it up. I just put a coaster or a
Speaker 1: planter over it, and I tell my roommate the stain
Speaker 1: was always there. It's a weird beverage choice to milk
Speaker 1: and wine. Yeah. I mean, I would say you, but
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the floors and walls inside our studio. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And honestly, who are we to judge? Yeah, milk and
Speaker 1: wine would be an upgrade. There's frat houses with cleaner
Speaker 1: floors than us. I would know. I was in one
Speaker 1: last week. But I'll say this, if you want to
Speaker 1: come on our show and spill some secrets here, we
Speaker 1: won't clean them up either. We'll just cover your voice
Speaker 1: with an ad changer and blame the overnight guy for
Speaker 1: the mess. And one of our listeners is ready to
Speaker 1: spill some hot tea all over the studio. He's chosen
Speaker 1: the fake name Kurt. So Kurt, what's good Man? Hey,
Speaker 1: thank you guys for having me on What's Going? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean I love this segment. I do. I love
Speaker 1: the people call in and that they trust us to
Speaker 1: not screw up the voice changer while you're on. You know,
Speaker 1: it's a lot, it's a lot of responsibility. It's like
Speaker 1: therapy for us and all the listeners to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: maybe we're not terrible. Yeah, secrets as their secret. Yeah, well, Kurt,
Speaker 1: the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker now,
Speaker 1: so whenever you're ready, spill away. Okay, well, um, this
Speaker 1: involves my wife. My wife and I have been married
Speaker 1: for several years. Okay, I keep saying congratulations on this show,
Speaker 1: and apparently I should air things going. Well, yeah, are
Speaker 1: you still together? Yeah, this is what it's about because
Speaker 1: I love her, love all my life. Finally you can
Speaker 1: say yeah, yeah, congratulations, thank you, thank you. So I've
Speaker 1: always wanted to like surprise her with something big, like
Speaker 1: like like a secret. Yeah. I was telling her that
Speaker 1: for every Thursday, every week, I was going out and
Speaker 1: getting golf lessons. Okay, and I was really out doing
Speaker 1: something else. Oh, you aren't just gonna like, how do
Speaker 1: you even say it? Shoot an eagle for something? What
Speaker 1: do you say? Yeah? What are you doing? Swimming lessons? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So what I was doing was meeting with a private investigator. Sex.
Speaker 1: I was hoping you're going to say, like learning to
Speaker 1: play the guitar, you serenader or something. Why do you
Speaker 1: meet with a private investigator? Well, when we were dating,
Speaker 1: my wife told me that she was adopted and never
Speaker 1: knew her birth mom. And is it something this he's
Speaker 1: always wanted to know, that's the question her and people
Speaker 1: don't want to know biological mother is. Yeah, she's very
Speaker 1: curious to want to find a mama's So what is
Speaker 1: my mom not good enough for you? Like she's your
Speaker 1: mom in law. That should be enough. Well, talking about moms,
Speaker 1: are you know good enough? I struck down her birth mom.
Speaker 1: Oh you did? You were able to find her? Yep?
Speaker 1: And uh, you know it wasn't cheap. It took time
Speaker 1: and there was months involved in pretending like I'm out golfing.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait, I'm imagine you every day, like putting,
Speaker 1: getting your golf clubs loaded down. You have a fake
Speaker 1: golf outfit on just driving by the golf range to
Speaker 1: take a picture here, I am, honey. Does the mom
Speaker 1: live in the area? Yeah, no, but she's only and
Speaker 1: I mean only relatively driving distance. It was about one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty miles. Gosh, what would you do? I
Speaker 1: took the initiative and I drove out alone to meet
Speaker 1: her mom. And oh, you wanted to meet her first? Why? Well,
Speaker 1: it's a kind of a touchy subject with my wife
Speaker 1: and her birth mom as it is, so I just
Speaker 1: wanted to make sure I could cover all my bases. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that it wasn't going to be a regretful experience for
Speaker 1: your wife, sir. Yes, how well, my wife couldn't be
Speaker 1: any more different from her mother because her mother, her
Speaker 1: birth mother, is not a nice person at all. No, why, like, okay,
Speaker 1: so I'll put it this way. Her birth mother, my
Speaker 1: wife's birth mother, told me that her daughter should be
Speaker 1: thanking her for giving her up because she's living such
Speaker 1: a bad life. And she asked what my wife does
Speaker 1: for a job. And when I told her that she's publishing,
Speaker 1: the mom immediately was like, oh, good, well that's that pays. Well,
Speaker 1: she's rich. She should be paying my rent. Then, you know,
Speaker 1: after everything that I did for that's gross. I mean
Speaker 1: I think that that. I mean, there's just so many,
Speaker 1: so many layers to adoption and all of that that
Speaker 1: it makes sense that it would be messy. So you're
Speaker 1: paying her mom's rent now? Oh no, No, I did
Speaker 1: not pay the rent. That was leaving like contact information.
Speaker 1: I snuck in the loser line phone number. So I'm
Speaker 1: not sure if you ever called a loser line that
Speaker 1: people give to the bar to like creepy people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I gave her the loser line phone number. I mean,
Speaker 1: drive home. I made the decision. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: tell my wife. I mean that I feel like that
Speaker 1: was just the best. That was the best decision. But
Speaker 1: what happens if your wife finds her birth mother, and
Speaker 1: then the birth mother's like, i've met your husband. Well,
Speaker 1: I would very gladly have that conversation if indeed her
Speaker 1: birth mother showed up, because I am sure that's the
Speaker 1: state and demeanor of which my wife's mother is in.
Speaker 1: She would see the reason why I didn't tell her.
Speaker 1: I don't want to say she's better off, but I
Speaker 1: mean the reason why I didn't tell her was because
Speaker 1: the tornado I walked into, I don't want to come
Speaker 1: into my front door. This one. I can completely see
Speaker 1: heavy man. So no one knows in your life, this
Speaker 1: big secret except for that private investigator. And this was
Speaker 1: a crazy one. I wonder if the mom listens to
Speaker 1: the show, if she hears this, she's gonna call us
Speaker 1: looking for money. Yeah, text in the seven eight if
Speaker 1: you have a confession that you've been holding on too,
Speaker 1: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
Speaker 1: you the next mass speaker. Phone tasks coming up next,
Speaker 1: It's almost time to get somebody with a prank call.
Speaker 1: And today that's that's that's how the cool people say. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And today our targets a guy who's one week away
Speaker 1: from turning thirty years old. So his girlfriend contacted us
Speaker 1: and told us all the necessary information, and then we
Speaker 1: put the absolute worst person in charge of his big
Speaker 1: surprise party. That would be Jose show of hands around
Speaker 1: the room? Does Jose ruin it in the first twenty
Speaker 1: seconds of the call or the next twenty? Oh? Wait,
Speaker 1: Choef hands is his radio? Yeah? That's not gonna work
Speaker 1: all right either way, it's your phone tap right now
Speaker 1: on the twenties? Well surprise yeah? Um, oh, it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter who this is because the prise we got you
Speaker 1: got me for got me for what? Who is this? Oh? Oh? Man,
Speaker 1: I hope I didn't screw this up? Is this is
Speaker 1: this David? Yeah? This is David. Who's this? Oh? Hey,
Speaker 1: my name's John. And next week I have it on
Speaker 1: good authority that someone's turning the Big three? Oh you sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm confused. Still I don't know who? Who are you? Well?
Speaker 1: You are turning thirty, right? Yeah? Yeah, I'm turning thirty. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: your girlfriend Heather wanted me to surprise you. Okay, so
Speaker 1: how did I do? Did I get you? I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess who who are you? Though? Well? Like, what
Speaker 1: is this again? My name's John and I work at
Speaker 1: a party planning company. I'm pretty new though. Okay, there's
Speaker 1: actually my first client. I just wanted to make sure
Speaker 1: that I did a good job. I'm a little excited
Speaker 1: about it. So wait, she told you to just call
Speaker 1: me up and yelled surprise, just randomly. Well no, she's
Speaker 1: also planning a huge surprise party for you with all
Speaker 1: your family and your friends at the Garden restaurant. She says,
Speaker 1: it's your favorite restaurant. That's the real surprise. Well wait, wait,
Speaker 1: hang on what? Oh no, was dude? Was I not
Speaker 1: supposed to tell you that? Wait she's Oh, she's planning
Speaker 1: a surprise party for me, and you called me to
Speaker 1: tell me that? Oh man, that could get me fired? Man? Hey,
Speaker 1: will you? Will you promise not to telling you one?
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. You just ruined the surprise. Oh you
Speaker 1: mean when I called you and I yelled surprise and
Speaker 1: did somebody tell you I was going to do that? No?
Speaker 1: Not that the part with the whole family and friends surprise.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that that was a close one. That could
Speaker 1: have been really bad. You just told me it's happening.
Speaker 1: You just ruined the surprise party, right, you realize that. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we're still dwelling on that. Huh we mean dwelling.
Speaker 1: I mean it just happened. You were on goal like
Speaker 1: a few seconds ago. Okay, okay, look, let's just put
Speaker 1: that in a box. All right, We'll put that box
Speaker 1: at the side, slide it over. Now. I do work
Speaker 1: mostly on tips. I don't think I mentioned that yet.
Speaker 1: How much can I put you down for fifty? Why?
Speaker 1: Fifty sounds good? I'm not kipping you. You ruined my birthday, man,
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well, can I call you back and then
Speaker 1: do the surprise? Louder? Is that what you're upset about?
Speaker 1: It wasn't You don't get it. You ruined this whole party,
Speaker 1: this whole family, friends being toyned out. Oh okay, well
Speaker 1: you know what. I feel bad that that happened. So
Speaker 1: look I'm in the tap, I hope. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take your friend Austin off of the birthday list and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put me on. Then I can buy you
Speaker 1: a drink and make up for it. Surprise, Oh, I
Speaker 1: got you again. I didn't see that one coming. First
Speaker 1: of all, look, I didn't even know Austin was flying in,
Speaker 1: so you know, thanks for ruining that. And second of all,
Speaker 1: I don't want you anywhere near my party. I don't
Speaker 1: want you to even near any of us. Well, but
Speaker 1: I just sent Austin an email resending his invite. No, dude,
Speaker 1: you're not in charge of who comes to my party.
Speaker 1: Actually I am, because Heather hired me. So, oh my god,
Speaker 1: surprise dry fact. Hey, you think you're funny, Well guess what.
Speaker 1: Surprise I want to talk to you manager. Okay, because
Speaker 1: you're gonna get fired for this. Well, jokes on you.
Speaker 1: I don't even work for the parting planning company. Surprise,
Speaker 1: All right, what is going on here? Okay? Because this
Speaker 1: is this is ridiculous. Now, dude, my name's Jose I
Speaker 1: work on a radio show called Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: This is a phone tap, man. Heather set you up.
Speaker 1: Hang on what that's the real surprise? Man? She wanted
Speaker 1: to surprise you for your birthday, but instead of a party,
Speaker 1: she wanted us to prank call you. Wait god, commute. Wait.
Speaker 1: This whole thing is just a joke. Now. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: By the way, my real birthday is coming up, so
Speaker 1: if you want to surprise me, I'll close my eyes
Speaker 1: so you can say it now. Okay, you're ready? Three
Speaker 1: two one surprise. Ah you god, dude, my eyes were open.
Speaker 1: You blew it. You ruined my birthday. Okay, now he's
Speaker 1: flowing on it. Huh well, I'm oh man needs some
Speaker 1: time wake up. Every morning was fu weekday mornings on
Speaker 1: the Twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Doesn't it
Speaker 1: seem like when you're single, nobody wants you like you're
Speaker 1: striking out at the bars, zero matches on the dating apps.
Speaker 1: Even your pet fish ran away to find a more
Speaker 1: charming owner. I'm just trying to be you. But then
Speaker 1: as soon as you get a girlfriend, suddenly everybody in
Speaker 1: their mom wants That's true. That's exactly what's happening for
Speaker 1: one of our listeners. Six months ago. We couldn't even
Speaker 1: get him a date when he appeared on our show.
Speaker 1: Now he's back. He's in a relationship. They having to
Speaker 1: fight off women left and right, which I know sounds
Speaker 1: like a good thing, but he's actually in a pretty
Speaker 1: precarious situation because the person he needs to reject has
Speaker 1: the power to ruin not only his relationship but his
Speaker 1: whole friend circle. So we're gonna give him our best
Speaker 1: advice and try not to jump his bones ourselves, we
Speaker 1: do a brand new awkward Tuesday phone call. Now it's awkward,
Speaker 1: it's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call. I love when
Speaker 1: our listeners that we've helped in the past return Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure. In fact, if I had to title this
Speaker 1: Awkward Tuesday like a movie instead of Batman returns, I'd
Speaker 1: call it Mattman returns. Yep. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: guys remember Matt He was on for a second date
Speaker 1: update with us a little while back, where, not surprisingly,
Speaker 1: we failed him. Okay, but the good Shortly after that,
Speaker 1: Mattman was able to lock down a girlfriend on his own.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, And now he's perched on the edge of
Speaker 1: a building, gazing out into the city, shining his Matt
Speaker 1: signal up in the air, asking for help from his
Speaker 1: radio sidekicks. Hey, we're here, matt Man. We got our
Speaker 1: spam dex on and we're ready to come to the rescue.
Speaker 1: Matt Man. Welcome back. Hey, what's up, guys, I'm ready
Speaker 1: And there's no one closer to Robin than Jeffrey's very true, Matman.
Speaker 1: We are here. We want to help you. Tell us
Speaker 1: why you've shown your Matt signal out today. Well the
Speaker 1: Matman's back. Yeah, it was scared. Hey, can I ask
Speaker 1: how long have you been dating your girlfriend? We've been
Speaker 1: dating for about four months now? Oh cool? What's her name? Caitlyn? Okay? Cool?
Speaker 1: You need us to put Caitlyn in her place today?
Speaker 1: What's going on? So after the last time, you know
Speaker 1: that didn't work out? But a week later I scored
Speaker 1: with this hottie Caitlin. And how's the relationship going? Things
Speaker 1: are going great, things are awesome, this has been done.
Speaker 1: Its okay. There is one like kind of little major thing,
Speaker 1: is it? Well, Caitlin, she has a friend Jenny. Okay, Jenny?
Speaker 1: Is it like her best friend? They're like best friends.
Speaker 1: But it's kind of weird, like even though I have
Speaker 1: a girlfriend, she has a boyfriend. It's weird, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you got feelings for her? No? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: she's just always way too flirty whenever I'm around. I mean,
Speaker 1: who could blame her talking to the madman. Does it
Speaker 1: isn't something that your girlfriend notices? No, I don't know
Speaker 1: if she's doing it when Caitlin's not paying attention, or
Speaker 1: maybe I'm just really sensitive to it. But letting you
Speaker 1: uncomfortable she's always making eye contact with me. She's just
Speaker 1: like staring me down with her eyes like thirteen, but
Speaker 1: she's doing something with her eyes at me and are
Speaker 1: you sure you're not reading to it? And she's just
Speaker 1: good at making eye contact or eyesight. Yeah, but it's
Speaker 1: hard to just tell your friend though, hey, like stop
Speaker 1: making eye contact with me and like that that's not
Speaker 1: going to come off very well. Yeah, it's weird. And
Speaker 1: like she started texting me wait on her own, like
Speaker 1: it's just a solo text not a group thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's texting me recently outside of the group text so
Speaker 1: people will be texting in the group and she'll be
Speaker 1: texting me outside of it too. I think that sketch.
Speaker 1: Now we're crossing into a little bit of a shady
Speaker 1: back a little bit. But like still, I became like
Speaker 1: really close friends with my best friend's wife this way
Speaker 1: we started, I don't know, we just talked crap about
Speaker 1: him the whole time and now we bonded. Well, it's
Speaker 1: like last week she text me eleven thirty thank you up?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, ok, yeah, unless you're like upstairs from her,
Speaker 1: and she was wondering, like where in the building are you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what did you respond? Did you say anything back? No?
Speaker 1: I didn't even respond. O good man. I'll admit she's attractive,
Speaker 1: but you shouldn't be, especially not on the radio. It
Speaker 1: shouldn't matter. Yeah, all best friends of your girlfriend are
Speaker 1: no longer allowed to be attractive. It's just the way
Speaker 1: the rule goes. It's true. That's when she walks in,
Speaker 1: you should shout you next time. Are there any more
Speaker 1: texts or was it just that one? Well, it keeps happy. So,
Speaker 1: like a couple of days later, she asked me if
Speaker 1: we could meet up. Oh, but I just let her know, like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm working that day. But it was so awkward because
Speaker 1: literally that afternoon Caitlyn and me we ran into Jenny
Speaker 1: after I just told her I was busy and couldn't
Speaker 1: hang out. Well, you want her to know that you're
Speaker 1: lying about being busy, though, because then it sends the
Speaker 1: message like, Yo, I'm not trying to hang out with Yeah.
Speaker 1: Were you getting vibes from her when you saw her
Speaker 1: in person? Yeah? I mean she was still giving me eyes.
Speaker 1: She was looking at me. Why is this girl not stopping?
Speaker 1: It's so weird though, because around Caitlin she was acting
Speaker 1: completely normal. She didn't say anything about the text of yeah,
Speaker 1: and that tells you that it's something that's not something
Speaker 1: she could bring up in front of Caitlyn. There's something deeper.
Speaker 1: She's trying to hook up with her to tell the
Speaker 1: best friend. Of course, she's not gonna bring it up
Speaker 1: like you up. Question mark, Come ony, So what's the
Speaker 1: last thing that Jenny sent you? What was your last
Speaker 1: interaction with her? So, Caitlyn and I we leave in
Speaker 1: not even half an hour later, Jenny sends me multiple
Speaker 1: texts in a row like, Hey, why aren't you responding
Speaker 1: to me? We should meet up at the restaurant tonight
Speaker 1: at ten o'clock. Winky face hard to misconstrue that one man.
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, she's just being nice like you are. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So it sounds agree who sends a winky face trying
Speaker 1: to get any Yeah, well, my mom does, but she
Speaker 1: just doesn't understand You don't understand your mom relationship. But
Speaker 1: clearly it sounds like Matt, like you want to tell
Speaker 1: her you need to stop, you need to cut this out,
Speaker 1: but you don't know how to do it. Is that
Speaker 1: why you're reaching out to us exactly? Like I don't
Speaker 1: want to make things weird in the group. I mean,
Speaker 1: Jenny and Caitlyn, they're best friends. I don't want anything. Thanks,
Speaker 1: are we need to like politely call her out, like
Speaker 1: politely so it's not like rude. I feel pretty fiery
Speaker 1: against this girl right because we don't want to ruin
Speaker 1: their friendship. Guys, I feel like she ruined the friendship.
Speaker 1: I think we need to go dark with this, like
Speaker 1: Christian Bale's version Batman. We're gonna have to go into
Speaker 1: the dark version of matt Man when we come back
Speaker 1: and call Jenny for you and let you make your
Speaker 1: awkward Tuesday phone call studio to tell you your girlfriend's
Speaker 1: best friend matt Man is closed for business. Yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: do it right after this. Hold about it. It's awkward.
Speaker 1: It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call. As a hunky
Speaker 1: masculine male god bursting with testosterone. Yeah, are you talking
Speaker 1: about yourself? No, just in general, those general male types.
Speaker 1: What do you do when your girlfriend friend has a
Speaker 1: smoking hot friend who's been making eyes at you, squeezing
Speaker 1: your muscly arms, making breathy noises whenever you walk past them.
Speaker 1: You do nothing? Yeah, at least that's what Brookes says,
Speaker 1: when you're in a relationship funds over Fellas, you don't
Speaker 1: even get to look at another woman unless I give
Speaker 1: you permission. Best friend, you are not allowed to look
Speaker 1: at her best friend. You go sit outside while we
Speaker 1: have drinks and tea. I don't know what Brook does
Speaker 1: with her husband, but once that hottie starts secretly texting
Speaker 1: you behind your girlfriend's back asking you to meet up,
Speaker 1: that's when you take action and email a morning show
Speaker 1: for help. And that's why Matt emailed us. Matt Man,
Speaker 1: I know that you're technically the caped crusader, but we're
Speaker 1: going to be the caped persuaders today and try and
Speaker 1: persuade Jenny to fall out of being in love with you. Yes,
Speaker 1: and Jose has some advice for how you can do that. Jose,
Speaker 1: what do you think? So? I think on the call,
Speaker 1: any time that she mentions hanging out or one on
Speaker 1: one time, you need to mention Caitlin bring up your girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Obviously to not get any of your hints, so you
Speaker 1: have to give her actual verbal signals now let her know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's a good idea. Just keep bringing it up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: keep keep planning that seed Brook, what do you think?
Speaker 1: I also think you need to talk about how great
Speaker 1: Jenny's boyfriend is, because you know, afriend, she is in
Speaker 1: a relationship, and you need to talk about how great
Speaker 1: it is to hang out with him as a couple.
Speaker 1: They're so good together. Yeah, Matt, what do you feel
Speaker 1: about Jenny's boyfriend? I don't know. I mean personally, he
Speaker 1: kind of comes off as kind of a joker to me,
Speaker 1: so I don't really like him much and Matt Man
Speaker 1: together exactly. I don't want to mess up the group. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you just want to move on a lot of name dropping.
Speaker 1: We're about to dial the number right now. How you feeling,
Speaker 1: Matt before we do this? I'm feeling super confident, right?
Speaker 1: Is that true? Absolutely? No, I'm so nervous. Stay strong, man,
Speaker 1: You're doing the right thing. That's what you have to remember.
Speaker 1: You have a whole morning show behind you ready to
Speaker 1: jump in when you need a little bit of help. Okay,
Speaker 1: but here we go. Good luck man, Thanks guys. Hello,
Speaker 1: whoa hello? Who is this? I? Um, Jenny Mask he's calling. Hey,
Speaker 1: It's it's Matt Matthew, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matthew, your friend, Matt,
Speaker 1: What is this number Caitlyn. Um, is Caitlyn there with you? No? No,
Speaker 1: why would you know? Not with you right now? My
Speaker 1: girlfriend isn't with you right now? Okay? Um, why are
Speaker 1: you calling this number? Where? How? How are you you? Okay?
Speaker 1: How are you doing? I'm fine, Matt? Why aren't you
Speaker 1: texting me back? Oh? Um? Like it texts like, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: why are you being so weird? What's fine? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because my girlfriend Caitlyn like exactly, And I have a
Speaker 1: girlfriend Caitlyn. Yeah, and I have a boyfriend Jim and
Speaker 1: oh yeah, you know you text me You're like, hey,
Speaker 1: what's up? Or like, why aren't you responding to my tech? Like?
Speaker 1: Why are you reading it? So weird? That's why aren't
Speaker 1: you answering my next when I write you? Because you're
Speaker 1: asking me to hang out alone. But you know, my
Speaker 1: girlfriend is your girlfriend. Her surprise party is tomorrow and
Speaker 1: you won't get back to me. We've planned nothing. I mean,
Speaker 1: what is your what is your plan? I mean we
Speaker 1: have to do something. People are showing up. Wait where
Speaker 1: are you, Matt? What's going on? Oh my god, Jenny,
Speaker 1: what's up? Oh my god, you're on the radio right now. Wait,
Speaker 1: I'm on the radio. Right now. Yeah, we're in the
Speaker 1: middle of some going on. It's gonna get stranger. Are
Speaker 1: you like helping with the party or something. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that is what we were doing. Yeah, we knew about
Speaker 1: it too, And okay, that's exciting. Yeah, that's all trying
Speaker 1: to hype up Caitlin's big birthday. Oh my god, Matt,
Speaker 1: I thought you were such a jerk and not dealing
Speaker 1: with it. I can't believe you said this odd. This
Speaker 1: is so exciting. Yeah no, I'm no. Um, I like,
Speaker 1: what is she doing hanging out with this loser who
Speaker 1: won't do anything and the guy? After all? Birthday? Your
Speaker 1: birthdays tomorrow? Yea, So tell me what you set up.
Speaker 1: I need to know everything because I know you were
Speaker 1: in charge of the catering and the venue and everything.
Speaker 1: So this is so great. Um, so I called catered
Speaker 1: venues and um we're all I don't know if that's
Speaker 1: a name of a real put the two maybe maybe
Speaker 1: it's like a dot org I haven't heard about. Do
Speaker 1: you have a spot secured for her birthday party? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like I can't remember. If it's like a lot of
Speaker 1: people are a little yeah, it's a lot of people,
Speaker 1: sixty people of rs repeats, Yo, but we but everyone
Speaker 1: is like, where is it? Where is it? Where is it?
Speaker 1: No one wants this. Well as the spice, we've got
Speaker 1: to get back to them. He didn't want to say
Speaker 1: because he didn't want to leak, you know, anybody else
Speaker 1: to leak the venue. Yeah, this was just kind of
Speaker 1: us practice, helping him practice the big surprise. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: you know he's a little bit nervous sometimes, so he
Speaker 1: wanted to trial run. He's a little dense sometimes. This
Speaker 1: is just so funny because like when you first called before,
Speaker 1: like you know, cut on, I actually thought that you
Speaker 1: thought maybe I was like trying to hang out with
Speaker 1: you or something, and then I was feeling uncomfortable. But
Speaker 1: this is second release, no funny never because I have
Speaker 1: my boyfriend Caitlin and you have a girl. Right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's funny, right that you do come across sometimes like confused.
Speaker 1: I also I like as long as everything comes out
Speaker 1: in the wash, then find by me. Yeah, this is great,
Speaker 1: classic Matt, you know right, Well, it's got a lot
Speaker 1: of planning to do high Yeah, We'll just let me
Speaker 1: know if there's anything I can do. But it just
Speaker 1: sounds thinks better handled. So I'm just gonna show up.
Speaker 1: I can't wait. Just let me know where I'm went,
Speaker 1: and I will go ahead and text everybody in the
Speaker 1: guest list for you. So make sure you get that
Speaker 1: information to me in the next thirty minutes. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I bet I'll have it done in two. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's all set and I have the address. It's hidden,
Speaker 1: you know what. I probably put it in my utility
Speaker 1: belt or something different. Let me yeah, let me just
Speaker 1: find that and I'll text to you. You know, um
Speaker 1: you said half an hour. This is really funny. It's
Speaker 1: so amazing. I will talk to you. Okay, bye, bye bye.
Speaker 1: All right, Matt, she hung up. Are you doing you good? Well?
Speaker 1: Are you doing that well? Are you? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: What the hell you thought she was hitting on you?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. No, I'm already going through my contacts
Speaker 1: to see if I know anybody that can help him out.
Speaker 1: Are you you can get like cold sandwiches made? No.
Speaker 1: Brook is kindly offering to throw the party at her
Speaker 1: house because Brooke is also a huge Batman fan too.
Speaker 1: We can decorate it like Gotham City, your kids you
Speaker 1: love how did you Be? Batman? Theme for Mattman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a party for okay. Um, you know I will
Speaker 1: talk off air about this, but I think that he's
Speaker 1: bad on board. We'll send you the address. Oh, I
Speaker 1: love you too, thanks Brook, Oh Jeffrey in the morning. Guys,
Speaker 1: I've been having a really rough week. I am sorry. First,
Speaker 1: I got my new ug slippers in the mail, but
Speaker 1: opened the box and they were baby Pandafer, not the
Speaker 1: baby penguin like I ordered. I don't think that's just
Speaker 1: tossed those right in the fireplace. And then last night
Speaker 1: my left foot massuse canceled on me, so my right
Speaker 1: foot guy had to handle both tootsies one. He trust me,
Speaker 1: there's a reason he only does my right one, so
Speaker 1: that was a huge disaster for him. Then my twenty
Speaker 1: four carrot gold flake skin moisturizer made my face too moist.
Speaker 1: It's like a swimming pool up here. I'm having a
Speaker 1: hard time feeling sorry for you. I'm in a dark
Speaker 1: place right now. That's what I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 1: What was What would really really helped me out is
Speaker 1: if you guys would just be nice for once and
Speaker 1: act like you care in this. I am so glad
Speaker 1: he didn't ask us to rub your left Foot. It's
Speaker 1: already a bad situation down there. I don't need you
Speaker 1: making it worse. Yeah, I'm just saying a little niceness
Speaker 1: might help me get through the rest of the day.
Speaker 1: And also, if any of our listeners have any good
Speaker 1: left foot Massus's recommendations, you can text those into seven
Speaker 1: five nine two. Take your Panda ferrog Off. Things will
Speaker 1: get better when we do a brand new care don't care.
Speaker 1: That's coming up. It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And
Speaker 1: as my good friend Yoda used to tell me, good
Speaker 1: friends care or care not, there is no try. And
Speaker 1: that's why he doesn't work on this show anymore, because
Speaker 1: it took him forever to say whether or not he
Speaker 1: cared about stuff. You always go into this big explanation
Speaker 1: another question, Yoda. I need simple, non Yoda like responses
Speaker 1: today when I asked care or don't care, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: read a headline to my co host and after see
Speaker 1: if they want to hear about it or not. Let's
Speaker 1: get right into your first one. Three celebrities making at
Speaker 1: least ten million dollars a month without doing their normal jobs.
Speaker 1: Care don't care. I know I cover celebrity stuff and
Speaker 1: I think I already know this and I still care.
Speaker 1: An interesting article came out in Variety recently talking about
Speaker 1: three celebrities who all made over a hundred million dollars
Speaker 1: last year. Oh my gosh, doing it on only fans
Speaker 1: at a hundred million dollars. So for twenty twenty one,
Speaker 1: Cardi B made nine point four million dollars per month.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. I didn't even know she was on
Speaker 1: only fans until I saw this art. Cold but sure.
Speaker 1: People just as her twerk for thirty seconds and bones
Speaker 1: act she doesn't even do it. I bet she argues
Speaker 1: with her I would watch. That translates to about one
Speaker 1: hundred and twelve million dollars a year that she makes.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. That was on the low end of
Speaker 1: the actress Bella Thorne took an even more at eleven
Speaker 1: million dollars a month for a yearly grab of one
Speaker 1: hundred and thirty two million dollars. Thing is it's like
Speaker 1: work for them takes. I mean, how long are they
Speaker 1: on there? Thirty minutes? Maybe in that a couple hours.
Speaker 1: Give her a break. I see her on TikTok working
Speaker 1: too well. The Queen of Only Fans okay is black China,
Speaker 1: who was once famous mostly for having a kid with
Speaker 1: Rob Kardashian. So how much money does she make? Twenty
Speaker 1: mill a month a month? No way. Last year her
Speaker 1: only fans alone brought in two hundred and forty million
Speaker 1: dollars breaks. If you're wondering why there are so many
Speaker 1: celebrities joining only fans lately, that's your answer right there.
Speaker 1: I was wondering why I haven't been getting many requests
Speaker 1: on Yeah, let's go to the next headline. Four little
Speaker 1: words that are going to change your life. They are
Speaker 1: update on the ball. A new survey just asked how
Speaker 1: many people you've kissed in a romantic way throughout your
Speaker 1: entire life? Wait? People keep track of that number? Well,
Speaker 1: the most common response, and I'm gonna caution my host
Speaker 1: not to compare yourself to this number, because I know
Speaker 1: you're all skanks and proud of it, But please just
Speaker 1: say the opposite of whatever you're really thinking when I
Speaker 1: say this. The average number that people have kissed in
Speaker 1: their entire life is seven. Shock, speechless. Did they don't
Speaker 1: understand that? It didn't say in a Weekend understand that part? See? Oh,
Speaker 1: the average person has like self respect and standards that
Speaker 1: we say that they've kissed seven people in their life.
Speaker 1: It was the same for men and women. Seven thirty
Speaker 1: percent of people said more than ten. But the shocking
Speaker 1: number that has everybody saying, huh, five percent of people
Speaker 1: in our country have only kissed one person and that
Speaker 1: person is Brooke. Yeah, every single one of them, all
Speaker 1: of them. See, this is why you should do only
Speaker 1: fans Brooke. Everybody's already seen it, so might as well
Speaker 1: cash in. I have made out with a lot of people.
Speaker 1: You know. I do not have any standards on that.
Speaker 1: I can see a good pair of lips on every
Speaker 1: person that I passed. I you can find a positive
Speaker 1: in anybody. Let's see if you guys care about this one. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're done. We're done with this. We got starting. I
Speaker 1: know now she's all riled up. A recently passed law
Speaker 1: in the state of New York is making national news
Speaker 1: for all the wrong reasons. Care. I don't care that
Speaker 1: with it. I don't think God, I don't care. I
Speaker 1: don't carry I'm kind of care of. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have done the kissing one last ye, Let's
Speaker 1: do the next one. Wait a second, this wasn't mentioned
Speaker 1: on the house listing when we bought it, and I
Speaker 1: am a zillophene. I care. There's a couple named Junior
Speaker 1: and Kenzie who recently purchased a home for one hundred
Speaker 1: and ninety thousand dollars goodbye. For that amount of money,
Speaker 1: you can probably understand house was completely trashed. Yeah, total
Speaker 1: fixer upper. So they gutted the carpets, lifted up the floorboards,
Speaker 1: and still there was this horrible smell throughout the entire
Speaker 1: home and they couldn't figure out why. Okay, So Kenzie
Speaker 1: decided she was going to check the vents to see
Speaker 1: and that's when she discovered the previous owners had stuffed
Speaker 1: all of their dirty dishes inside of the vents. She
Speaker 1: found dozens of bowls, glasses, and cutlery, none of which
Speaker 1: appeared to be washed before it got stashed away in
Speaker 1: the vents and was left there to gather dust. Okay,
Speaker 1: already I have a theory, wasn't The homeowners definitely had
Speaker 1: a teenage kid. The dishes appear to be caked with
Speaker 1: an old, unknown food substance that looked similar to Brooks lunches,
Speaker 1: which the couple described as being dark and hard and crusty. Oh,
Speaker 1: oh man, that's today. It doesn't sound delicious to anyone else.
Speaker 1: They immediately posted their discovery up on TikTok, getting hundreds
Speaker 1: of thousands of views, and admitted they can't understand why
Speaker 1: anyone would do something like this, but their followers did
Speaker 1: have a lot of theories. One person suggested, could they
Speaker 1: have been feeding someone living inside of the vents? Two
Speaker 1: two intense? It sounds crazy, but this is a crazy
Speaker 1: world that we're living in, oh man. And finally, Jeff's
Speaker 1: joke of the day care, don't care what kind of
Speaker 1: shoes do kidnappers wear? All white vans? That was care
Speaker 1: or don't care? Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. If
Speaker 1: Brooke wins today, that would be three in a row.
Speaker 1: I mean, you've kind of had an average year with
Speaker 1: Winbrooks Bucks, Like I need to talk about the whole year, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: I thought that there was points of the year that
Speaker 1: I did very well. I'm just saying the big record
Speaker 1: streak that you have upon the board, fifty two wins
Speaker 1: in a row, was from a way back in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: Is that embarrassing to you yet? Me too? Yeah, the
Speaker 1: pandemic brought me down. Man. Well, now's your chance to
Speaker 1: get back on track because you're going to be playing
Speaker 1: a first timer to the game, Jeremy from Lacey. What's up, Jeremy?
Speaker 1: So guys, let's make this quick. Right now, you do
Speaker 1: a speed round of when Brooks bucks. Let's brook sprint
Speaker 1: out of the studio while that happens, Jeremy, you know
Speaker 1: the game's played. You got thirty seconds to answer as
Speaker 1: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you
Speaker 1: can say pass. But you have to beat Brooke outright
Speaker 1: to win. Are you ready? I'm ready? Hurt you? Oh, faster, faster,
Speaker 1: good luck. Your time starts now. Actor Idris Elbow celebrates
Speaker 1: a milestone birthday today. How old is he? Skip? What
Speaker 1: sport uses clowns to protect its competitors? The rodeo name
Speaker 1: the organ that's physically altered by a lobotomy brain in?
Speaker 1: Which decade was the ice cream company Ben and Jerry's
Speaker 1: founded fifties? What color wine is a Chablis white? The
Speaker 1: term black market was coined during what war? World War?
Speaker 1: To you all right? I got those answers in. We're
Speaker 1: gonna bring broke back in the studio as quickly as
Speaker 1: we can. And while she does that quickly, I see
Speaker 1: an interesting fact that you shared with our producer Jeremy.
Speaker 1: It says something happened when you had your second child,
Speaker 1: your second son. Yes, the hospital sent us home in
Speaker 1: about an hour and a half later. Are we had
Speaker 1: him at home in the bed. You delivered your own
Speaker 1: second son at your house. They sent you home before
Speaker 1: the baby was Yeah, and they told us to come
Speaker 1: back when you know certain signs. And it was just
Speaker 1: all over the place, up and down. That second one
Speaker 1: can come quick. Yeah. Man, Do you have any recommendations
Speaker 1: for anybody that's going to be delivering their own children
Speaker 1: at home? Yeah? Just listen to your wife. She screaming
Speaker 1: at you in the tate. She says, she's white. You're right,
Speaker 1: I am an idiot. You're doing great. Okay, that's alright, Brook,
Speaker 1: who had a cushy hospital birth for both of her
Speaker 1: children before she even got to the hospital, I had children, Brook,
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. Actor Idris Elba celebrates a milestone
Speaker 1: birthday today. How old is he? Sixty? What sport uses
Speaker 1: clowns to protect its competitors? Rodeo named the organ that
Speaker 1: is physically altered by a lobotomy brain in which decade
Speaker 1: was the ice cream company Ben and Jerry's founded. What
Speaker 1: color wine is a chablish red. The term black market
Speaker 1: was coined during what War World War two. If you
Speaker 1: have a Canadian dollar coin, it's known as what all right?
Speaker 1: I got those answers in time to go over to
Speaker 1: the scoreboard at lightning speed and get the score. With
Speaker 1: Jose getting drunk in the morning, who are you, Kathy
Speaker 1: Lee Gifford, Jeremy, you got three correct today? Not bad?
Speaker 1: Not bad? That is pretty good. Yes, and Brook, you
Speaker 1: did get one at your question in okay, and you
Speaker 1: needed it. You also got three. We're not sending your
Speaker 1: second son to college on r I'm sorry, Jeremy footsteps.
Speaker 1: He's gonna have to join the military. Like, hey, thanks
Speaker 1: for your service, man, but let's go over the answers
Speaker 1: here real quick. Actor Idris Elba celebrates a milestone birthday.
Speaker 1: He's turning fifty today. Brook, I'm sorry, how dare you
Speaker 1: insult him? He is so handsome? Yeah, you know you're overcompensated.
Speaker 1: The sport that uses clowns to protect its competitors is rodeo.
Speaker 1: The organ that's physically altered by a lobotomy is the brain.
Speaker 1: Ben and Jerry's ice Cream was founded in the nineteen seventies.
Speaker 1: In nineteen seventy three, it is very psychedelic. I should
Speaker 1: have known that the color wine of a shabblis is
Speaker 1: a white one. Believe you didn't get that. Term black
Speaker 1: market was coined during World War One. Oh wow. The
Speaker 1: government had restrictions on goods and things like that. That's
Speaker 1: when the first game and a Canadian dollar coin is
Speaker 1: known as a looney. So you got at least that one, right,
Speaker 1: Brooke on two others, I guess, yeah, thanks, that's three.
Speaker 1: Good job streaks up to three now, all right? He
Speaker 1: made it? Yeah, and Jeremy unfortunately can't give you any
Speaker 1: money here. Just for playing Jeremy, you won a pair
Speaker 1: of tickets to the Washington State Fair. Okay, you can
Speaker 1: see our very own brook Fox at the Washington State
Speaker 1: Fair selling various rusty trinkets and broken wares out of
Speaker 1: the back of an old jellope. It's a jallape. That's
Speaker 1: what happens when you go to private school. You don't
Speaker 1: learn terms. Actually, what is that some sort of like wagon.
Speaker 1: It's just old beat up guard. Look, did you look
Speaker 1: for her geloppees. Anyway, Jeremy, thanks so much for playing man.
Speaker 1: We'll be back to win Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow,
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.