Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Trentford
Speaker 1: and Son. That was courtesy a Gotham City mayor. On
Speaker 1: this I am Jack, that is Miles and these well
Speaker 1: these are some of the things that are trending this afternoon. Wow,
Speaker 1: the Special Master is trending. Yeah, the title I would
Speaker 1: have given myself as a three year old. Uh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a special Master. What so generally so a judge,
Speaker 1: a K. Trump appointee and Federalist Society A lum just
Speaker 1: said that the I mean over the weekends that the
Speaker 1: the d o J needed to be supervised by a
Speaker 1: special Master before continuing its criminal investigation into documents Trump
Speaker 1: had taken. I think that's vaguely what it What it says,
Speaker 1: I'm no legal expert here, and that is the problem. Jack.
Speaker 1: I've been in a podcast for about five years, so
Speaker 1: at this point I am a legal expert. And what
Speaker 1: that means is that this judge has enjoined the Department
Speaker 1: of Justice from using any of the materials in a
Speaker 1: criminal investigation, but will allow it to rock for like
Speaker 1: national security. But the whole thing is it's so like,
Speaker 1: I mean, without reading the text, every single like lawyer
Speaker 1: who has been watching this is like this is not
Speaker 1: really like it. This is like a lawyer being like, hey, homie,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hook you up and use some really weird
Speaker 1: reasoning that is wildly consistent. Yeah, yeah, I have read
Speaker 1: some lawyers analyzes, and it is being called egregious and
Speaker 1: unprecedented and oblivious by such progressive bastions as a war
Speaker 1: on terror. Alum who helped with the Clinton investigation right
Speaker 1: into the Lewinsky affair. It feels like they are banking
Speaker 1: on the fact that explanations of what they've done include
Speaker 1: words like enjoined and you know, stuff that people like.
Speaker 1: It's it's a lot of legal stuff, and the broad
Speaker 1: implications are very authoritarian, right right, And well, I think
Speaker 1: just more than anything, it's it's just like slowing things
Speaker 1: down because like it's also presupposing that Trump can actually
Speaker 1: claim executive privilege even when he's a private citizen. So
Speaker 1: like what's being argued like, but already the basis of
Speaker 1: this stuff is legally doesn't this like already goes up
Speaker 1: against like what is out there legally, So the d
Speaker 1: o J is probably like a lot of people are saying, like, well,
Speaker 1: they either got to try and fight this or just
Speaker 1: let it happen to try and you know, hopefully just
Speaker 1: let things go along. Because the one thing is the
Speaker 1: d o J said they weren't if they were going
Speaker 1: to die, it wouldn't happen before the election. So just
Speaker 1: if they want to have your fucking guy looked through,
Speaker 1: we already saw everything and it's not like this. And
Speaker 1: also that person who would even uh look over the
Speaker 1: records would also need to have a high enough security clearance,
Speaker 1: so that isn't doesn't I don't know. I think most
Speaker 1: people like, well, then it can't just be some like
Speaker 1: sentient maga hat who goes through it. But look, stranger
Speaker 1: things have happened, and he's in a very very um
Speaker 1: favorable region in the state in Florida, So you know,
Speaker 1: there's plenty of judges that might be like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know, maybe you can kicked that up to the
Speaker 1: Actually there is stage direction to read the entire decision
Speaker 1: in a high pitched voice. Oh yeah, I mean, like,
Speaker 1: you know, President, the logic she used is actually pretty wild.
Speaker 1: So you know, all legal decisions are based on precedent
Speaker 1: and what was ruled in previous rulings, and people are like,
Speaker 1: there's there's the Watergate one. All you need to know
Speaker 1: is there's a Watergate one that is about the president
Speaker 1: and his right to after leaving office, you know, be like, no,
Speaker 1: don't don't look don't look at those oh, don't look
Speaker 1: at those um And instead she used one where someone
Speaker 1: had their like a private person had their documents seized
Speaker 1: by the i r S. And the argument was in
Speaker 1: that case, the argument was that the i r S
Speaker 1: was holding these documents that this person needed for their livelihood,
Speaker 1: like they were holding onto tax documents and they were like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm a text you know, I'm a c P A
Speaker 1: or something, so you need to give those back to me.
Speaker 1: So it presupposes the Trump is like needs to get
Speaker 1: these back, but she's not even arguing that they need
Speaker 1: to be returned to Trump. So it's just it's all
Speaker 1: very you know, bendy, drunken logic. It it's the biggest
Speaker 1: thing too, is they because this ship was filed like
Speaker 1: two weeks later, they've already reviewed everything. So it's just like,
Speaker 1: I don't even know what this is serving. Everyone's like,
Speaker 1: what is the point of this? And I think that's
Speaker 1: where people we're just watching how you know, uh, this
Speaker 1: kind of partisanship will seep into the the the judges
Speaker 1: that are on the bench, and you can find a
Speaker 1: way to be like, well, I don't know, maybe that's
Speaker 1: not a lot. I don't know, man, Look they got
Speaker 1: a lot of money to be up here. The Federalist
Speaker 1: Society it being a move towards authoritarianism because I think
Speaker 1: they can't interview witnesses based on what they've seen for
Speaker 1: the purposes of the criminal investigation, so that that does
Speaker 1: kind of tie their hands a little bit. Um, but
Speaker 1: it does. Just it's all, you know, these are the
Speaker 1: this is the Federalist Society that just you know, instituted
Speaker 1: forced birth and that Trump. You know, it's just all
Speaker 1: they're They're all working towards this authoritarian world where a
Speaker 1: minority of rich, white conservative Christians get to do wildly
Speaker 1: unpopular things and stay power. It seems to be the
Speaker 1: end game. Hey, look like you said, you just don't know.
Speaker 1: You just don't know what's gonna happen. We don't know,
Speaker 1: Jerry Seinfeld speaking of we don't know what's going on. Yes,
Speaker 1: I was hoping Jerry sid Felt to stop five for this.
Speaker 1: You know, I didn't collapse with kif, one of one
Speaker 1: of the you know foremost guests on four twenty Day
Speaker 1: fiance Jerry sein Felt has joined us to comment on
Speaker 1: a spread of four photographs that I've seen four of
Speaker 1: them is actually spread kinds of stuff. I got a
Speaker 1: black down about fit on. I got box I'm wearing
Speaker 1: hairbacks ninety five, which is when the mother of my
Speaker 1: next girlfriend was actually four. No, Jerry, it's it's so
Speaker 1: Jerry Seinfeldt is in a magazine dressed like Pete Davidson's
Speaker 1: little brother. Like he's like, he's so later, he's dressed
Speaker 1: so young. Um, yeah, I hope I'm not. Because one
Speaker 1: of his voicemails, I remember what one of the I
Speaker 1: I went on a bit of a dive at one
Speaker 1: point to be like as Jerry sein felt like a
Speaker 1: bad person. Um. And there there was this piece where
Speaker 1: like he was talking about how his teenage daughter was
Speaker 1: like weird because she didn't want of the like Gate
Speaker 1: Boys or something. And now he he seems like he's
Speaker 1: trying to maybe his daughter is probably like twenties now,
Speaker 1: but it feels like one way of people deal with
Speaker 1: middle age is by doing something like this, and it's
Speaker 1: it's depressing it's dark. Yeah, I I mean what I'm like, Yo,
Speaker 1: the alphics are not bad. No, I'm not. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie people. I like I like one of those four. Now,
Speaker 1: he didn't look right. I think I think Jerry. I
Speaker 1: think this is I don't see what the big deal is.
Speaker 1: He looked like a melting piece of ice cream in
Speaker 1: a really good Okay, yeah, but I don't know. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: go ahead. His New York mets wallabies, very New York.
Speaker 1: You know. I'm not sure that's how he would normally
Speaker 1: address but whatever that mean. The jokes are pretty consistent.
Speaker 1: Everyone's saying, I think Christian am a gucciman with someone's like,
Speaker 1: he looks like he's trying to like look cool to
Speaker 1: her six his seventeen year old girlfriends friends kind of vibe.
Speaker 1: Everyone had some variation on that since for people who
Speaker 1: don't know Jerry Seinfeld, at the peak of Seinfeld, when
Speaker 1: he was in his thirties, I think mid to late thirties,
Speaker 1: was dating a high school student. So what do you
Speaker 1: want to know about writing? Um? Yeah, wow, it's it
Speaker 1: seems like they started with he wears jeans and sneakers
Speaker 1: and those are cool like his dad sneakers are cool now.
Speaker 1: He was always rocking kicks in Seinfeld though, right, That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Like that, so they're they're taking to
Speaker 1: the starting point and being like, Okay, Seinfeld is a
Speaker 1: fashion icon. It's yeah. I mean he would always be
Speaker 1: like in complex about be like yo, Loki, Jerry Seinfeld
Speaker 1: sneaker head, blah blah blah. Look at all these like
Speaker 1: kids award during Seinfeld, But every time the articles would
Speaker 1: be like, you know, we're not gonna comment on the
Speaker 1: ankles up right of the outfit, but yes, he was
Speaker 1: always wearing something and like he's wearing Airmax ninety five,
Speaker 1: he's wearing like air trainer sc is like the Bo
Speaker 1: Jackson's he's wearing Why don't white Air Force ones? Uh?
Speaker 1: He is wearing a bomber jacket and in one of them,
Speaker 1: which like a high school varsity jacket basically, which not
Speaker 1: that that's you gotta fit in, you gotta like that.
Speaker 1: That takes you over the line to looking like you're
Speaker 1: undercover in the least impressive one Jump Street Staying operation
Speaker 1: ever ever enacted. Um, let's take a quick break, we'll
Speaker 1: be right back, and we're back and Jake Paul is
Speaker 1: going to fight Anderson the Spider Silva. Yes, but Anderson
Speaker 1: Silva cannot use his storied MUI tie technique for his
Speaker 1: best hand. Uh yeah, he's going to have one hand
Speaker 1: tied behind his back. This I think, and yeah, Anderson Silva.
Speaker 1: I would probably fight Anderson Silva if he couldn't kick me.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie, you know. I feel like, I mean,
Speaker 1: he's a legend. Uh you know, but I think he's
Speaker 1: getting on in age, and I think the biggest thing
Speaker 1: is like just for it to be a boxing match
Speaker 1: is a little bit You're not facing the same kind
Speaker 1: of Anderson Silva that you would and like the octagon,
Speaker 1: he's called the Spider, so that's just like, yeah, the
Speaker 1: spiders are notorious for being hard to escape from because
Speaker 1: they have a lot of legs. I I don't know
Speaker 1: anything about m m A. I didn't. I knew that
Speaker 1: I knew the name Anderson Silva. So I was like,
Speaker 1: wait a second, is Jake Paul going to fight somebody
Speaker 1: impressive that there might be a chance that he could
Speaker 1: lose and that he hasn't like studied every single angle
Speaker 1: to realize like he has a nine chance of winning,
Speaker 1: and then I realized, I don't know, it's Jake Paul
Speaker 1: like the most carefully managed fighting career where he always
Speaker 1: like hides a massive advantage that he has in there.
Speaker 1: But is you know, people are like, oh, it's kind
Speaker 1: of cool though, so Silva's a legend, you know, so
Speaker 1: it could be a good fight, and I mean this
Speaker 1: is definitely like someone who has a legit like resume,
Speaker 1: you know, like an askerin and he fought like Toronto Woodley.
Speaker 1: Like He's like those aren't like Anderson Silver, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he had a career, but many years ago. Um and
Speaker 1: also in a different sport. Yeah, exactly. You know it's
Speaker 1: like I challenge Shock to NBA jam right, you know
Speaker 1: it's like, well, okay, that's kind of a little I mean,
Speaker 1: like it's not really one to one. But I think
Speaker 1: what's interesting is just kind of like looking like he said,
Speaker 1: he looks for people that are like they'll take the
Speaker 1: money and who knows what else after that. But it's
Speaker 1: clear interesting Silver like he's been doing a lot of
Speaker 1: like exhibition boxing, so he might need the money. It's
Speaker 1: just kind of I'm sure there's probably a documentary waiting
Speaker 1: to be made about like this string of fights that
Speaker 1: he's had and like what these people kind of shape
Speaker 1: these people are in or what they were told or
Speaker 1: what they thought they were going to get. But we'll see.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm look like any Jake like he knows,
Speaker 1: he knows what he's doing because whenever he does these,
Speaker 1: he creates a thing called everybody pays sixty bucks and
Speaker 1: hopefully you can watch him get knocked out this time, right,
Speaker 1: and these fighters are getting paid. So yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I
Speaker 1: will wait for the Twitter recap videos. Yeah, definitely, I
Speaker 1: have That is one thing that I can be proud
Speaker 1: to say I have never paid for a Jake Paul fight.
Speaker 1: If he gets knocked out like that will be everywhere immediately.
Speaker 1: M yeah, I will be thrilled and watching it in
Speaker 1: slow motion and from different angles. Kim Kay is trending,
Speaker 1: uh Interview magazine, Seinfeld and Kim Kardashian in the same way.
Speaker 1: I mean, we are blessed. Uh yeah, she got a
Speaker 1: new photos spread and Interview magazine where her fucking eyebrow
Speaker 1: She's just like a blonde like fair of faucet feathered
Speaker 1: wig on with blonde eyebrows and she just looks creep. Well,
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people are just like flaming
Speaker 1: her because you know how she looks. It's just like
Speaker 1: the American Dream. But she's like on the cover. It's
Speaker 1: interesting the outfit because she has a men's jock supporter
Speaker 1: on and she's like sagging jeans with just enough butt
Speaker 1: hand must her whole butt hanging out because it's like
Speaker 1: typical like break the Internet kind of fashion. Uh, we've
Speaker 1: evolved a bit from like the racist imagery, from that
Speaker 1: photo spread to this one. Yeah, I don't know. Cool.
Speaker 1: I yeah, why why do we says American Dream? And
Speaker 1: you have like this woman who's like dulled any semblance
Speaker 1: of her ethnicity to look like this like Aryan doll.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, that might be the American dream
Speaker 1: is just to to shove it all away, to try
Speaker 1: and look as Aaryan as possible. Is she also trying
Speaker 1: to do like a blue collar like because that the idea. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all denim and then she has her It's not her
Speaker 1: butt is not stylishly hanging out. She is mooning the
Speaker 1: camera with a pair of jeans, so denim jacket, denim
Speaker 1: jeans with a weight with the athletic supporter, like you said,
Speaker 1: so that seemed to me to suggest that she's trying
Speaker 1: to do like a play on plumbers. I don't know,
Speaker 1: because then she's like in a locker room and another
Speaker 1: one and has like a spiked choker on, and I
Speaker 1: don't know. I really don't know, but I will say,
Speaker 1: if you an idea of how like in the photo
Speaker 1: with her butt out, it reminds you of like you
Speaker 1: ever seen somebody p with their pants down at a
Speaker 1: urinal seeing somebody that's just the cleanest way to do it, Okay. See,
Speaker 1: and I thought it was a bit that one time
Speaker 1: we were at the airport and I caught you doing that.
Speaker 1: But that's that's not Most people keep the yeeks in
Speaker 1: the pants from the urinate at a urinal. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: they're scared to show off the goods. I think, Well, okay,
Speaker 1: never mind this. You might be the wrong person to
Speaker 1: have this discussion with. But what I will say is
Speaker 1: that's what it. That's what it is. From anyways, best
Speaker 1: of luck to that young woman. Okay. Fentinyl is trending
Speaker 1: some good news from Johnie Ernst Or Tomorrow's episode we're
Speaker 1: talking about how the Republicans don't know what to talk about.
Speaker 1: So Jooni Ernst just fired. This is the senator from
Speaker 1: Iowa who famously was like, yeah, maybe we Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: down for immigrants if they're like blonde hair and blue
Speaker 1: eyed from Scandinavia, like Norwegians or some ship. Uh. She tweeted.
Speaker 1: Enough fentanyl to completely wipe out entire cities in the
Speaker 1: US has been seized at the southern border. That's it.
Speaker 1: And everyone's like, what is the take here that they're
Speaker 1: doing their job? Well, that's always that's always a tricky issue, right,
Speaker 1: is that if they talk about this, it makes it
Speaker 1: seem scary like there's drugs coming across the border. But
Speaker 1: then it makes it seem like Biden is doing his
Speaker 1: job at the border. And I think Biden has been
Speaker 1: like what they won't tell you is I'm um, so
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know where she's coming from on
Speaker 1: this way. I think it's meant to say like Biden's
Speaker 1: leadership equates a ramping up of drugs coming into the
Speaker 1: country because of his perceived weakness. I think is the
Speaker 1: underpinnings of something like that, which is like you see
Speaker 1: what happens. He's in office, and now we got fentinyl
Speaker 1: kill whole cities coming over the border or trying to
Speaker 1: because they did their job. But it's also very like
Speaker 1: victim blamey, right, they're smug here, you know, they're like,
Speaker 1: what the fund is Joe Biden doing? It's like hell
Speaker 1: unless they know something like well, we're inviting them to
Speaker 1: bring that ship over. Otherwise I'm not sure what you
Speaker 1: mean here, Joni, But yeah, I think it's a tried
Speaker 1: and true fearmongering tactic that at this point just it's
Speaker 1: starting to get real old. Yeah, they're just trying to
Speaker 1: find something there, just fishing, you know. Yeah, Um, at
Speaker 1: least are consistent. Fourteenth Amendment is what's going on. The
Speaker 1: we have we have somebody who is actually prevented from
Speaker 1: running for office because of the fourteenth Amendment because this
Speaker 1: Cowboys for Trump founder who is also like the county
Speaker 1: commissioner in Otaro County, New Mexico. I remember talking about
Speaker 1: them Cowboys Trump. Yeah, well, the judge said you're gonna
Speaker 1: You're actually weren't removing you from office because of your
Speaker 1: participation on January six. The description of this is from
Speaker 1: Vice about his trial quote. Griffin had no lawyer and
Speaker 1: defended himself in a bench trial last month. In a
Speaker 1: forty nine page ruling, the judge concluded that Griffin's testimony
Speaker 1: characterizing the events and violence of January six as quote
Speaker 1: evolved over time in this litigation and is fundamentally inconsistent
Speaker 1: end quote. The judge determined that January six was in
Speaker 1: fact an insurrection, and that Griffin's participation in the event
Speaker 1: disqualified him from holding any public office. Griffin has been
Speaker 1: previously tried and convicted for his part to participation in
Speaker 1: the insurrection. Still, he says he doesn't regret going to
Speaker 1: the capital. Mm hmm. I love the changing calling out,
Speaker 1: the changing nature of the description because that does seem
Speaker 1: to they do seem to switch between oh, like, let's
Speaker 1: go kill some people too. It was just well, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's always something like that they get in front of
Speaker 1: like I'm just a lonely, stupid person, your honor, I
Speaker 1: didn't know what I was doing when I brought weapons there.
Speaker 1: Help me. And then like when they get when they
Speaker 1: talk to Marjorie Taylor Green like on a fucking podcast,
Speaker 1: so like, man, they think I won't do it again.
Speaker 1: I'll do it three times and you're like, what the blood? Ah? Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, all right. Anyways, I went to a county
Speaker 1: fair in a track county fair in like it was
Speaker 1: in Bishop, California. Yeah, you know, up Bear agricultural town,
Speaker 1: and it had a lot of let's go Brandon uh,
Speaker 1: you know Trump flag waving going on um at the
Speaker 1: uh demolition derby that I want to but it didn't,
Speaker 1: so I can give a useless report that I feel
Speaker 1: like the New York Times would be interested in that.
Speaker 1: The m C who was this six year old guy
Speaker 1: who I'm not sure what his what his deal was,
Speaker 1: what his deal was, I don't know if he was
Speaker 1: video DJ or something, but he um kept referring to
Speaker 1: women as females. U Hell yeah, hey, I was at
Speaker 1: I was at a thing a couple of weeks back,
Speaker 1: demolition derby, and it was one by a female and
Speaker 1: she I know. I turned to my wife and I went,
Speaker 1: what but what. One of the things he said was
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna start any let's go Brandon Chance. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna start him. And it seemed like he was
Speaker 1: ready to be like, let's hear, let's go Brandon Chance
Speaker 1: and nobody started them. So I feel like I would
Speaker 1: qualify to be a person who recently attended a demolition
Speaker 1: derby in like a New York Times article where they
Speaker 1: get like a anecdote about like what it's like to
Speaker 1: be this close to the Yeah, you're at a liberal
Speaker 1: coffee shop, right, I was at a liberal coffee shop
Speaker 1: and recently overheard people saying the dark Brandon is just
Speaker 1: the first step in the takedown of America. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I just like that. It's but that tweet would be
Speaker 1: some like live tweet. That's like it was just at
Speaker 1: a Maga Monster truck rally and they're not even getting
Speaker 1: up for the left. Brandon cheers, blue wave ofcoming. Biden's
Speaker 1: got them right where you want some please all right,
Speaker 1: those are some of the things that are trending on
Speaker 1: this Tuesday, September six. We are back tomorrow with the
Speaker 1: whole last episode of the show. Until then, be kind
Speaker 1: to each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine,
Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white premacy, and we will talk
Speaker 1: to y'all tomorrow. Bike Bike