Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season two fifty two,
Speaker 1: episode four ofs Like Guys, a production of My Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into America's share consciousness. And it's Thursday, September one, nine
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Speaker 1: Don't what is chicken boy? Did they fucking got me? What?
Speaker 1: That sounds like an insult that somebody would like say
Speaker 1: in middle school or something, oh like, well, what's so
Speaker 1: chicken boy? Checking boy, and then Marty mcclow would get
Speaker 1: very bad and it would be a defining characteristic. It's
Speaker 1: to honor. There's like a These are like root sixties
Speaker 1: six like old restaurants. So they had like acrylic big
Speaker 1: chicken like a Bob's Big Boy. But I think they
Speaker 1: had a chicken boy. Okay, do you look like a
Speaker 1: chickens Anyways, that's what this episode is about, is we're
Speaker 1: gonna just dive into the history of chicken Boy. My
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Speaker 1: Gray a k experimental blazing artist Yo Boy Kusama shout
Speaker 1: out my mom, who was listening, and she said, oh
Speaker 1: you like ya Sama, like the Japanese artist. I said, Mom,
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Speaker 1: thrilled to be joined by a very funny comedian, writer
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Speaker 1: It's very funny, Sean Kiding. Good to be on. Could
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Speaker 1: who's got anyways? Wait, but round Ball Rock. I'm guessing
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Speaker 1: did win our alumni, our first Alumni March Madness bracket though,
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Speaker 1: But the listeners vote. So what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: You know? Right? Just we we just leave it to
Speaker 1: our listeners, you know. Yeah, all right, Well we're gonna
Speaker 1: get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
Speaker 1: we're gonna tell our listeners a couple of the things
Speaker 1: we're talking about today, the Magus Sweatfest. Like I've been
Speaker 1: on this story, I've been like a little bit on
Speaker 1: the fence, like is this does is this just gonna
Speaker 1: be another thing that blows over? But I don't know.
Speaker 1: Something seems to be changing last eight hours and now
Speaker 1: everybody's I guess since the document and like the J
Speaker 1: like settled in the d O J clap back that
Speaker 1: has been felt throughout the Yeah, people seeing the real
Speaker 1: real worried. So I don't know. We're gonna talk about
Speaker 1: the Sweatfest. We're gonna talk about the Safer American Plan
Speaker 1: courtesy of Joe Biden, and the media's just completely uncritical
Speaker 1: regurgitation of his description of of what it aims to do. Avatar,
Speaker 1: this is actually Avatar, Go Home Avatar. Avatar has ditched
Speaker 1: the Papyrus font Oh fuck for something that it just
Speaker 1: looks like a slightly refurbished like Papyrus font, So I'm
Speaker 1: still okay with it. It is just truly amazing how
Speaker 1: they used as like aerial new like, it's just one
Speaker 1: of the fonts that they used for one of the
Speaker 1: most successful and expensive movies of all time. So we're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about just the journey through Papyrus of James Cameron.
Speaker 1: We might even talk about Movie Pass coming back. One
Speaker 1: of our earliest stories were on the Movie Pass beat
Speaker 1: since day one, so we'll talk about that. But first Sean,
Speaker 1: we do like to ask our guest, what is something
Speaker 1: from your search history? Oh? Yeah, so so I this
Speaker 1: was prompted recently by seeing that Eminem and Snoop Dogg
Speaker 1: did a concert with their board Ape avatars and it
Speaker 1: kind of looked like it was from like a like
Speaker 1: a Supernintendo basically wrapping on stage. So I ended up
Speaker 1: getting into this weird internet deep dive about all that
Speaker 1: kind of stuff, and I ended up learning a lot
Speaker 1: about em C scat Cat. Yeah, who is the rapping
Speaker 1: cat who duets with Paula Abduel in the Opposite Attract video.
Speaker 1: He's kind of like the original for he's the original
Speaker 1: board Epe basically. But the greatest thing I learned about
Speaker 1: it is that the guy had the idea and he
Speaker 1: wasn't an animator or anything, and he also wasn't really
Speaker 1: a rapper, so he had to hire professional animators and
Speaker 1: people to do the rapping. But while he was trying
Speaker 1: to get the idea off the ground, he would perform
Speaker 1: at shows in l A in just a full cat costume,
Speaker 1: so he was like a real life and I was
Speaker 1: just thinking I would pay like hundreds of dollars to
Speaker 1: see him do some demos, you know. One side of
Speaker 1: opposites attract. I just did a stack like pod Cat
Speaker 1: cost him and and and clearly doing this in successful
Speaker 1: pitch meetings with executives who were like, yeah, we just
Speaker 1: got to animate this and this is gonna be huge.
Speaker 1: I mean, and it was. It wasn't my wedding song,
Speaker 1: but it was. I made a strong pitch to be
Speaker 1: my wedding song, and you know, to to wrap the
Speaker 1: mc scat cat parts. My wife wasn't feeling it. But
Speaker 1: my wife wasn't feeling it. But it's It is a
Speaker 1: seminal moment I had. I did not realize that em
Speaker 1: C scat Cat was like an artist in his own right.
Speaker 1: I thought it was just like something that was invented
Speaker 1: for the Paul Abdual. Yes, she she I think she
Speaker 1: might have come to scat cat actually, or I mean
Speaker 1: that sounds like a record company kind of thing where
Speaker 1: they maybe someone did too much cocaine and accidentally signed
Speaker 1: this guy and they were like, we have to do
Speaker 1: something with We've spent so much money on this animation.
Speaker 1: What are we gonna do? It Still seems like it's
Speaker 1: a better idea than most n f T s, though,
Speaker 1: like at least the at least scat Cat does something tangible,
Speaker 1: you know, right, And yeah, his album The Adventures of
Speaker 1: em C scat Cat and the Straam mop from At
Speaker 1: least that's a tangible item you could purchase. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: could hold that in your hand and it wouldn't disappear
Speaker 1: because someone changed a line of code, you know, it can.
Speaker 1: I'm I feel like this point, I feel like an
Speaker 1: actual sealed copy of the Adventures of em C scat
Speaker 1: Cat in the stream mob are probably worth more than
Speaker 1: the fucking n f T s that Snoop and Eminem
Speaker 1: embarrassed themselves with up there on stage. I think I
Speaker 1: think you're probably right. I also learned that he was
Speaker 1: in one of the I mean, I'm a I think
Speaker 1: I'm a little bit older than Newcas and there's a
Speaker 1: lot of like early nineties all star rap compilations I remember,
Speaker 1: and he's in a very very weird one about recycling. Yes,
Speaker 1: and it's called yakety Yak take it Back. And I
Speaker 1: remember having to watch that in a school class once
Speaker 1: and they were like, this is it's gonna make everybody
Speaker 1: recycle MC scat Cat doing a version of yakty yak.
Speaker 1: That's what the kids like that's so like specific to
Speaker 1: a very to a time period. Like apparently he tried
Speaker 1: to get in the anti gang violence one which is
Speaker 1: called We're All in the Same Gang that has a
Speaker 1: lot of West Coast rappers, and I remember thinking like
Speaker 1: I really like that song, and I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm gonna help this problem. These I'm gonna help these
Speaker 1: crypts and bloods start to get along. Young MC is
Speaker 1: wrapping yeah by buying a single. Yeah, Oh, Mike, can
Speaker 1: you imagine? It's like if mc scat cat really was
Speaker 1: being like, I really am trying to bring the fucking
Speaker 1: gangs together to stop the violence. And he's like, I
Speaker 1: never wear red or blue, I'm not taking a side.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that, and just wants peace and these
Speaker 1: the flags together a unity and they're like, what the
Speaker 1: fund is this animated cat doing here? It feels like
Speaker 1: something from a French satire about American culture, like a
Speaker 1: cartoon cat rapper Rapper comes through and it is like
Speaker 1: a sensation and everybody loves it, you know, like Europeans
Speaker 1: being like Americans are so fucking done. It's over there.
Speaker 1: Who's he performing with? Whoa when old NBA cheerleaders, She's
Speaker 1: the biggest pop backed in America right now. I mean
Speaker 1: great great artists, if you if you, Yeah, I did
Speaker 1: love Blaul Abdul Seminal to my development as a man
Speaker 1: and uh a great. You know, dance designer is not
Speaker 1: the word, but you know what I mean, the person
Speaker 1: designs the dances really really, I didn't realize the whole Like,
Speaker 1: there were a couple of characters, like you saw the
Speaker 1: Straight Cat Gang or whatever the fucking crew was in
Speaker 1: the Pul video, but I didn't. They're like Wu Tang.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of members. There's mc scat, cat Fats, Taboo, Maestro,
Speaker 1: Leo kat Lean and silk mm hmm and Diamond and silk,
Speaker 1: Diamond and silk. They were diamond and they became right
Speaker 1: wing pundits later there they've just been People don't realize
Speaker 1: they're mostly rapping about Hunter Button. They said they were
Speaker 1: part of the stray Mob. Was the stray Mob all cats?
Speaker 1: I mean, Maestro, you'd hope Maestro. I don't know I'm
Speaker 1: seeing I haven't seen a full image of the Stray Mob,
Speaker 1: but you'd think Maestro would be a mice. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I actually didn't know how they were spelling it, but yeah,
Speaker 1: you would think, right, yeah, damn, And that does prove
Speaker 1: that any any gang can get along, if cats and
Speaker 1: mice can get along, that's a good point. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: oh yeah, Maestro. Maestro's a straight up little rat. Whoa. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fun. Okay, Okay, Yeah, that would have been so
Speaker 1: much cooler than like I I got real into that.
Speaker 1: So I like started with MC hammer around the time
Speaker 1: of Opposites Attract and then like got real into you know,
Speaker 1: Wu Tang Clan and like all all that sort of rap.
Speaker 1: If I had just like gotten really deep into the
Speaker 1: mythology around the Stray Crew and like just had posters
Speaker 1: of each of their solo albums on my wall when
Speaker 1: I was in high school, You're like, oh, you don't
Speaker 1: have the Japanese single, right, much more interesting path for
Speaker 1: my life? Uh? Did you know that Romany Malco wrote
Speaker 1: the m C scat Cat the first on the opposite
Speaker 1: of tracks No, I Gotta Start Somewhere. Yeah, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: this big break. Yeah, Sean, what is something you think
Speaker 1: is overrated? Okay, So I don't know if you guys
Speaker 1: have seen the manty Teo documentary on Netflix here not yet.
Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of takes about it, for sure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's kind of it's kind of wild because it's sort
Speaker 1: of presented in the true crime format, but it's I
Speaker 1: guess it's produced by the Players Tribune, the Tarry Jeter
Speaker 1: site that has like all the managing editors are like
Speaker 1: Kevin Love and Russell Wilson officially um basically like any
Speaker 1: type of players and asking their retirement or has like
Speaker 1: a poem to share. It goes on there, so is
Speaker 1: one of my favorite poets. So just yeah, so you
Speaker 1: know that before you keep going. It's good. So they
Speaker 1: make a big deal about how the scandal made him
Speaker 1: not be a first round pick in the NFL, and
Speaker 1: there's this big moment when he doesn't go at the
Speaker 1: end of the first round and he starts crying on
Speaker 1: the beach. They kind of just recreate that. That's the
Speaker 1: other thing is that he has to do a lot
Speaker 1: of really not good b roll where he's saying like
Speaker 1: an empty house and just pretending to type on a laptop.
Speaker 1: They don't even get an actor. They just make him read,
Speaker 1: they make him new it and like he's you know,
Speaker 1: he's at this point, he's like a thirty three year
Speaker 1: old man. So it looks much weirder when he's like
Speaker 1: out in the ocean pretending to cry, but then he
Speaker 1: just gets picked six pots later. They kind of presented
Speaker 1: like he's in the hand of elkin him a long
Speaker 1: time and they're they're just like, no team wanted to
Speaker 1: deal with the scandal. It's kind of yeah, he just
Speaker 1: kind of wasn't that fast. Uh. But also it just
Speaker 1: made me think about how they make a big deal
Speaker 1: going into the NFL dredge about that Wonderlick test that
Speaker 1: everybody has to take, you know, the intelligence Yeah, it
Speaker 1: really raisis it's like super biased. But that aside, he's
Speaker 1: like a middle lineback and his whole job is to
Speaker 1: recognize things and not get tricked by simple deceptions. That
Speaker 1: would be the thing that would have does anybody and like, well,
Speaker 1: so here's the here's the thing. Yeah, the one thing
Speaker 1: I saw a lot of people on Twitter basically say
Speaker 1: it was like numerous times he were like if he
Speaker 1: had just been like any college horny dude and been like, yo,
Speaker 1: you want a video chat or like send me picks,
Speaker 1: then maybe it would have fallen apart a lot quicker.
Speaker 1: Then I'm like, well, maybe he was too nice. That
Speaker 1: seemed to be That seems to reinforce the idea he's
Speaker 1: like he was very just now Yeah, yeah, he seems
Speaker 1: like a nice guy, but not like It also just
Speaker 1: made me think, like, why did this Mormon from Hawaii
Speaker 1: go to Notre Damn? Like, like he went to USC,
Speaker 1: he would have like made out with a girl his
Speaker 1: first week visiting there, and then all of this would
Speaker 1: have been fine. You know what, he had a weird
Speaker 1: school buddies, a Mormon and then yeah, yeah right, just
Speaker 1: just just go to a go to a real city, dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I think the whole thing was like those
Speaker 1: questions that popped up in people's mind is like, how
Speaker 1: do you have a relationship at this stage when you're
Speaker 1: like this big of a star, And it just sounds
Speaker 1: like he was not like very not to worldly whatever
Speaker 1: the opposite of worldly is. He was that and then
Speaker 1: also very nice and naive. Yeah. I just I hope
Speaker 1: they paid him for this because he's just for just
Speaker 1: for like pretending to be young his college self for
Speaker 1: this very very low budget documentary. Yeah, what is something
Speaker 1: you think is underrated? Okay, so the underrating thing is
Speaker 1: uh NFL team names like I feel like they're pretty
Speaker 1: solid across the board and they have a level of
Speaker 1: sort of toughness do you want for a team? Uh?
Speaker 1: Like okay, so you're just talking about like Florida teams.
Speaker 1: Who is more who is a more intimidating a on
Speaker 1: the Jaguars or the Magic Like Jaguars isn't even really
Speaker 1: that good a name, but at least it's aggressive in
Speaker 1: some way, right, I mean abstract to me, magic is
Speaker 1: more frightening than the Jack. I guess that because I
Speaker 1: don't understand magic and I think that's the devil's work.
Speaker 1: But that's just where I'm at. But I mean it's
Speaker 1: I think like Americans like we like need the plural
Speaker 1: thing too, because like my favorite soccer team in England
Speaker 1: is called Arsenal. Oh yeah, I'm an Arsenal. It's just
Speaker 1: called Arsenal, right, and it's so funny, liked, yeah, I
Speaker 1: know people are like, oh, the Arsenals. I'm like, not
Speaker 1: the Arts, it's the Arsenal, or it's Arsenal, but it's
Speaker 1: not the Arsenals or the London Arsenals or things like that.
Speaker 1: And like so when you say that, I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: much less bothered by like concept names where it's like
Speaker 1: this thing, although mercury, I'm like, you shouldn't break open
Speaker 1: a thermometer and handle mercy. Yeah, this is That's what
Speaker 1: I think is when I think of this poison. This
Speaker 1: is poison right here, you're talking. I was yelled at
Speaker 1: for breaking a thermometer and trying to handle the liquid
Speaker 1: metal inside as a child. I remember that lesson. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of NBA teams are like, you
Speaker 1: have sun and heat, they're basically threatening you with skin
Speaker 1: cancer during the game. That's not really again, very dangerous,
Speaker 1: very scary thing. We should be more scared than Grizzlies,
Speaker 1: but just statistically speaking, but we're not. It's you got
Speaker 1: you gotta go with the base humanity and the thing
Speaker 1: that people are scared of is Warriors or Lakers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: talk about a name like the what Yeah, the NBA
Speaker 1: needs to like they should have made Utah and New
Speaker 1: Orleans just changed names at a certain point because like
Speaker 1: the Utah Pelicants. Well, I'm just thinkingly when they were
Speaker 1: the Hornets. If you ever go to Utube, they've bee
Speaker 1: hives on everything like around there, like State Road. Since
Speaker 1: like they can be the Hornets, Like right, that was yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like you sorry, you got to take the brand
Speaker 1: with you to Utah. It's like it doesn't quite if
Speaker 1: one doesn't evoke the other. But that's okay. I'd say
Speaker 1: the Jazz is one of the abstract concept names that
Speaker 1: actually works pretty well though, like that, that is one
Speaker 1: of my favorite team names. Like if it was the
Speaker 1: New Orleans Jazz like that, that would be dope. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think yeah. And then and then l A Clippers
Speaker 1: is also messed up, but just no one cares. You
Speaker 1: can call him anything, it doesn't matter. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: well let's take a quick break and we'll be right
Speaker 1: back and we're back. And yeah, so it does seem
Speaker 1: like things are starting to crack a little bit more
Speaker 1: this week. It's just yeah, yeah, you look, you can
Speaker 1: only sweat so much before the sweat stains appear before
Speaker 1: the sea before they're sweating. And then like a sweating
Speaker 1: there's there's skin tone, makeup, you're sweating, you're sweating, and
Speaker 1: I see it, and I mean, you know, yesterday we
Speaker 1: talked about we pointed out that like Fox News basically
Speaker 1: had nothing to say when Trumps like went on his
Speaker 1: Q and on rant and being like, I demand the
Speaker 1: election be nullified and I am announced president again. They
Speaker 1: didn't fucking touch that with nothing. They didn't want to
Speaker 1: fucking act like he said that ship. They were just like, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: fucking Joe Byron, huh, he's sucking helping out these degenerate
Speaker 1: college people out or whatever they were. That was like
Speaker 1: sort of the attack of the day. But then on
Speaker 1: Tuesday night, another fucking thurtle hurdle had been thrown in
Speaker 1: front of the GOP. Basically, you know, they've been trying
Speaker 1: the last couple of weeks to what about and threatened
Speaker 1: their way out of this ship show. But you know
Speaker 1: that we talked about how Trump asked for this special
Speaker 1: Master to go through documents to parse out anything that
Speaker 1: might have been covered over under attorney client privilege or
Speaker 1: things of that nature. The fact is he filed that
Speaker 1: two weeks after the fact the d o J had
Speaker 1: already gone through everything. So they're like, you really want
Speaker 1: to file this, because if you file this, we're going
Speaker 1: to have to clap back to tell you why you
Speaker 1: don't like everything you're saying is nonsense. And a lot
Speaker 1: of people are like, he's kind of opening himself up
Speaker 1: for the d o J to just like reveal more
Speaker 1: and make things look worse that may have otherwise been
Speaker 1: sealed until an indictment or something comes down. So they said, no,
Speaker 1: we want the social master. The d o J comes
Speaker 1: back and it's like, here's the thing. Then this is why.
Speaker 1: First off, you have no claim that the things you're
Speaker 1: asking for because they never belonged to you in the
Speaker 1: first place. Also, your lawyers look like they may have
Speaker 1: been obstructing by hiding documents from FBI agents when they
Speaker 1: pulled up earlier in the summer looking for documents. And
Speaker 1: then when you're a lot lawyers signed off on a
Speaker 1: certification that said, yep, that's all the ship, all the
Speaker 1: materials not here anymore, only for them to return to
Speaker 1: find this ship and you know the sort of and
Speaker 1: not thickens. It just looks worse. And to the point
Speaker 1: now where his lawyers are like many observers, like his
Speaker 1: lawyers are going to need lawyers now because at a minimum,
Speaker 1: their witnesses, because why the funk would they sign this
Speaker 1: thing only for them to come back and find even
Speaker 1: more documents than had initially been hauled off by the
Speaker 1: archives people. So this is kind of going you know,
Speaker 1: it's just building on top of each other and getting
Speaker 1: kind of worse. And on top of all that, the
Speaker 1: d o J even dropped a pick of some of
Speaker 1: the documents that they were like that were in the boxes,
Speaker 1: and these things could not look more fucking like top secret.
Speaker 1: They look like fucking props from movies like The Red
Speaker 1: Lines and Ship and they're like, top secret, don't even
Speaker 1: fucking look in her asshole, You're gonna fucking die like
Speaker 1: they look menacing. I've never been more like put off
Speaker 1: by a piece of paper since I don't know, like God,
Speaker 1: getting my fucking diploma or something that I was like,
Speaker 1: do I don't really need this? But anyway, that is
Speaker 1: kind of the state of things, And because everything looks
Speaker 1: so bad, they're just having a lot of trouble trying
Speaker 1: to act like this isn't a really bad thing or that.
Speaker 1: Like some of these documents that they uncovered, they were
Speaker 1: so sensitive that even the agents that were like uncovering
Speaker 1: them to even review and catalog them, they had to
Speaker 1: get an additional clearance to be like, bro, you can't
Speaker 1: even honestly, you shouldn't even be looking at that right now.
Speaker 1: Let's that's how sensitive this ship was, So they're trying
Speaker 1: what they can, probably by far the biggest challenge they've
Speaker 1: had as like a party, to try and be like
Speaker 1: this is nothing, man, this is is fucking bullshit. But
Speaker 1: I just want to note that, like the people that
Speaker 1: have normally supported him in the media, they're starting to
Speaker 1: turn the other way. So let's start with the Murdoch's right.
Speaker 1: They owned the New York Post. Just real quick. The
Speaker 1: the picture of the documents, there are some like framed
Speaker 1: Time magazine in there. Yeah, he's saving those are those
Speaker 1: like just the covers of him on like any where
Speaker 1: he's on time, even if it's like, holy sh it, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not a president we've ever had, and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right man. Yeah. The Irony one is like one
Speaker 1: where it's like Joe Biden and the Democrats like looking
Speaker 1: through the windows in the Oval office at him. Well,
Speaker 1: he used to have a fake one up at Margo
Speaker 1: that was in I think the dining room and it
Speaker 1: said something like it's like the person of the Year
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, it was like and it was it
Speaker 1: was like Trump dominating everywhere, even TV, right, the headline said.
Speaker 1: The headline said Trump is hitting on all fronts, even TV,
Speaker 1: which is just it's like he hasn't read a headline
Speaker 1: before either, absolutely not so like as this ship is
Speaker 1: just like really hard to Honestly, I'm sure that at
Speaker 1: this point they're like, I wish you would have just
Speaker 1: killed a guy Fifth Avenue. Yeah, like we could, we could,
Speaker 1: we could, like you know, mar the good name of
Speaker 1: the victim and run that whole playbook on him. This one.
Speaker 1: They're like, we've never done fucking around with top seer
Speaker 1: documents before. Extortion, bribery, corruption, that kind of ship where
Speaker 1: you normally know how to spend. But it looks about
Speaker 1: as well organized as my old bills, Like, is how
Speaker 1: he has this organized to the I mean I'm assuming that,
Speaker 1: like he didn't have it just out on the ground
Speaker 1: right Like they they're like, this is what was in
Speaker 1: one of the boxes check out, Yeah, and someone but
Speaker 1: he did have some of the documents in his desk
Speaker 1: drawer with his passport. That's why they took the passport.
Speaker 1: It's not because they were like, let's take his passport.
Speaker 1: They're like, dude, this guy knew this ship was in
Speaker 1: that's in his desk drawer. How are you going to
Speaker 1: act like you didn't know. That's where your fucking passport is,
Speaker 1: where you sit. So a lot of things to pack
Speaker 1: in case I need to leave the country quickly, right exactly.
Speaker 1: And so this finally, all it does is make everything
Speaker 1: look fucking worse and make it look like everything he
Speaker 1: did was brought upon himself, because that's what happened. So
Speaker 1: now the media apparatus is reeling from this and trying
Speaker 1: to deal with it. So the Murdocks, they owned the
Speaker 1: New York Post, they've been staunch allies over there. You
Speaker 1: know they don't they were willing to fucking say anything
Speaker 1: on that fucking newspaper and the editorial board just but
Speaker 1: out of the piece that said, Yo, the party needs
Speaker 1: to move on from Trump Man like like this is
Speaker 1: what this is just an excerpt from it. Quote. Yes,
Speaker 1: Trump did much good in his four years. Notice how
Speaker 1: Democrats have opted not to repeal his tax cuts. But
Speaker 1: he lost in because too many Americans, especially moderates, had
Speaker 1: gotten sick of his self indulgent behavior. Since then, his
Speaker 1: egomania has only grown. Yes, Trump still has most of
Speaker 1: his true believers, but most Republicans would rather the ex
Speaker 1: president went away so the party can figure out where
Speaker 1: it's going in the post Trump future, Republicans and their
Speaker 1: candidates need to focus firmly on the big picture, namely
Speaker 1: Biden in the Democrats are an ongoing disaster and Donald
Speaker 1: Trump is no help in digging America out of it.
Speaker 1: That that feels like I feel like they haven't been
Speaker 1: super there. There's always stories about like Murdoch giving up
Speaker 1: on Trump and then like coming back for sure. I
Speaker 1: mean he's always frustrated, I mean by his murdochs smarter
Speaker 1: than Trump and he's like, I wouldn't do it like
Speaker 1: that at all, But because he's in power, like he's
Speaker 1: gotta he's gotta fucking try and walk the tight rope,
Speaker 1: because he does. Obviously, once like news Max started, you know,
Speaker 1: getting some of the attention away from Fox, then they're like, funk, okay,
Speaker 1: we need Trump to like us again. But I think
Speaker 1: in their long game version, they're just sort of like
Speaker 1: like this is he looks pretty fucking he looks like
Speaker 1: he's in a bad spot right now, like to the
Speaker 1: point they're not really feeling confident. How he gets out
Speaker 1: of it and what that looks like is obviously to
Speaker 1: be determined. But meanwhile, on their News Network, Fox News,
Speaker 1: the Morning Show people. Basically they're sounding like that. I
Speaker 1: thought it was MSNBC the way they were like, when
Speaker 1: the heck would he have that kind of stuff in
Speaker 1: his desk? Like really really trying to scratch their head.
Speaker 1: They had Governor Christine Ohman from South Dakota and Steve Doocey.
Speaker 1: He really, I mean, just listen to this and tell
Speaker 1: me if you know he's he's feeling good about Trump
Speaker 1: right now. Ultimately, it comes down to why did he
Speaker 1: have all that secret stuff? Uh? At mar Alango? You know,
Speaker 1: I know his team has said that they declassified it,
Speaker 1: but that's news to the agencies that those documents belonged to.
Speaker 1: And and because he had he had apparently three classified
Speaker 1: documents in his desk, and then the stuff, as Brian
Speaker 1: detailed on the floor, it shows five yellow folders mark
Speaker 1: top secret and another one with that says secret SCI
Speaker 1: which means sensitive compartmentalized information. Those are the biggest secrets
Speaker 1: in the world. Why would he and apparently the president
Speaker 1: former president went through him in January. Why wouldn't he say, oh,
Speaker 1: you know what, I really need to turn that back over.
Speaker 1: Why did he have all that stuff? At but you
Speaker 1: see what the tone is like they were actually kept
Speaker 1: in a chamber where they weren't able to find out
Speaker 1: like how hard Trump was sucking up. And this is
Speaker 1: like the first story that broke through the EQUI what
Speaker 1: you can't you can't have that stuff, don't do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's I mean, but I mean it really does. Like
Speaker 1: you know that at the very least is them trying
Speaker 1: to set a baseline with their viewers, which is top
Speaker 1: America's secret documents shouldn't be fucked around with, you know,
Speaker 1: and asking her why and she just went on, you know,
Speaker 1: just did a whole word salad that basically was like, well,
Speaker 1: let's see if there's any precedent that might help him.
Speaker 1: Here was what huh, Well, at least if there's any
Speaker 1: law they can come up with, maybe, I don't know, yeah,
Speaker 1: do they have any Is there any problem having it
Speaker 1: at a weird, weird nightclub kind of resort country club
Speaker 1: place that uh he he brags the people about classified
Speaker 1: information about like if you think about the sex life,
Speaker 1: you do you think about it's really the planet Hollywood
Speaker 1: of Trump. So you do need some you know, stuff
Speaker 1: that but on the walls they're from his presidency. So therefore,
Speaker 1: on the basis of the people versus Planet Hollywood, I
Speaker 1: think we can just say that he needed he needed
Speaker 1: some pizzazz, you know. But you know, it's funny spirit
Speaker 1: this ship that like what if you know, for really
Speaker 1: gaming that out. I don't want to see government documents
Speaker 1: from him there, you know, when he's there. It's like
Speaker 1: I want to see like even pretend there's a pe tape,
Speaker 1: you know, and put that in a frame and put
Speaker 1: that on the wall, or like talk about like the outfit,
Speaker 1: the outfit you wore when putin just like dog walked
Speaker 1: you across the stage and like Helsinki, Like those are
Speaker 1: the kinds of things that probably have more value than
Speaker 1: be Like you want to know how McCrone bangs. Here's
Speaker 1: the nuclear codes. I don't But in his defense of
Speaker 1: all the people that have come to his defense, Laura Trump,
Speaker 1: his daughter in law, did I get I don't know good.
Speaker 1: I don't know, like the professional the fox. They're like
Speaker 1: trying to give her an underhander, like and what about
Speaker 1: this new stuff like the picture that they shared. I mean,
Speaker 1: like this is kind of bad, but like their their
Speaker 1: whole thing was they tried to give her a thing
Speaker 1: to pivot off of, which was, well, you know, if
Speaker 1: it was so fucking sensitive, why did it take him
Speaker 1: a couple of days to get the stuff right? Isn't
Speaker 1: that the deal? And this is her response, which is not,
Speaker 1: you know, just not a great response. Well, absolutely, and
Speaker 1: it feels like that they're trying to backtrack and cover
Speaker 1: up for themselves. I think they know that all of
Speaker 1: this was done the wrong way. They look really bad
Speaker 1: right now. Maybe they don't want anybody in there to
Speaker 1: see how many things they took that they shouldn't have taken.
Speaker 1: Who knows at this point. But yeah, Todd, to your point,
Speaker 1: if this was such an urgent matter, why did they
Speaker 1: then wait three days after the warrant was approved to
Speaker 1: go into marrow Lago. None of it makes sense. All
Speaker 1: of the information that they are slowly leaking out is
Speaker 1: all in an effort to make them look better and
Speaker 1: to make a case for their side. It does nothing
Speaker 1: to further confidence in an institution that we need to
Speaker 1: have cam Okay, I like how she said all of
Speaker 1: the information that they are slowly leaking out, No, you
Speaker 1: filed the motion. They response you You basically said, yo, man,
Speaker 1: just funk us all the way up right, like we're
Speaker 1: gonna make this real easy, and then then to use
Speaker 1: the words to make them let look better and to
Speaker 1: make a case for their side. That's why literally what
Speaker 1: this criminal institution is. They're trying to make it seem
Speaker 1: like they're telling the truth and it's just like so
Speaker 1: pathetic to the court talk and oh my god, I
Speaker 1: mean who does that? The earlier on she said it's
Speaker 1: a really bad look for the d o J is
Speaker 1: how she started the interview segment, and they definitely had
Speaker 1: like Instagram influencer vibes her appearance. I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I also didn't recognize the New York or the Fox
Speaker 1: News hosts have felt like this was her being like
Speaker 1: kind of given a tryout on one of the lesser
Speaker 1: like you know, like this, yeah, Laura, this didn't feel
Speaker 1: like Tucker Carlson, right, like they were trying her out
Speaker 1: on a morning news thing and seeing how she did,
Speaker 1: and then on this in particular one, like it's not
Speaker 1: like she's new, but they like see it. They're they're
Speaker 1: looking for they're clearing the bench, they're like, do we
Speaker 1: got anything back here? Yeah, who's gonna be able to
Speaker 1: make sense of this? Ship. I mean, I'm I'm really
Speaker 1: desperate to see how much, you know, allegedly how many
Speaker 1: stimulants one of his sons might do and then rant
Speaker 1: into a camera this week. But they're they're pretty quiet,
Speaker 1: So I'm feeling maybe Laura's like, look, you're the only
Speaker 1: one who might not be directly named in an indictment,
Speaker 1: so why don't you go out there? The great energy
Speaker 1: from her though just very much like kind of it
Speaker 1: seemed a little sleepy, little zand out. I would like
Speaker 1: to see more from her as this develops. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: she's going to be a senator, like people have said,
Speaker 1: it's gonna have to be better than that. Second, well,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know if she's gonna be a senator.
Speaker 1: Trump dynasty looking, I don't know. We'll see again, I
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't discount the ability for rich white
Speaker 1: people to pull a rabbit out of the hat at
Speaker 1: the last minute. So because at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: I honestly think the most realistic thing is like they're
Speaker 1: gonna be like, hey, they're just promised to not like
Speaker 1: fucking talk like being politics anymore. Okay, Yeah, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what it ends up being. And then it's like, see,
Speaker 1: now you don't have to deal with him anymore. It's like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like I could see a scenario man Tito
Speaker 1: ask where the government's like, look, as long as you
Speaker 1: promise not to run for president, and he's like, sure,
Speaker 1: sure thing, but yeah, he said he told us he
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna do it. I imagine he ends up being
Speaker 1: like a real O J situation where he's kind of
Speaker 1: exiled with Florida. He's not facing legal consequences anymore, but
Speaker 1: he still goes on Twitter and just gives this thought
Speaker 1: about thoughts about like celebrity controversies, right right right. That
Speaker 1: that's why, I mean, it's kind of his dream, yeah,
Speaker 1: just to go on TikTok and do duet videos. We're
Speaker 1: not getting out of this without him trying to lead
Speaker 1: an armed insurrection of some sort like that. That's what
Speaker 1: he wanted to do on the sixth, Like he's gonna
Speaker 1: try and get some people to die, because like, well,
Speaker 1: this is I think the moment. Well I don't know
Speaker 1: realistic or what, but like the reason why January six
Speaker 1: worked is because he gave a date in a location.
Speaker 1: It's too it's too it's too all over the place
Speaker 1: right now, it's too diffuse, and I think he would
Speaker 1: probably begin doing something like I'm going to do a
Speaker 1: rally at this place for my freedom and that I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean, who knows how bad the Department of pheman
Speaker 1: in security might suck that up, but now that they
Speaker 1: don't work for him, they might actually do something. It's
Speaker 1: just hard. It's hard to really run an armed revolt
Speaker 1: when you literally won't stop start work until noon, and
Speaker 1: it's just you just need lose a lot of opportunities there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: very similar to how the Nazis went down is kept
Speaker 1: they you know, had a lot of energy at first
Speaker 1: start of the day. Yeah, sleeping sleep until noon because
Speaker 1: they were just using amphetamines and speed to power the
Speaker 1: whole thing through. Like that, Hitler was sleeping until noon
Speaker 1: while d Day happened. It was like, oh, this guy,
Speaker 1: this guy can't wake up before noon, so let's make
Speaker 1: the military strategy. Yeah, so maybe it'll work for Trump too.
Speaker 1: I like that as a new a new like fucking thing,
Speaker 1: like a dad would say. It's like, hey, you know
Speaker 1: who slept till noon? Hitler? And that's the worst thing
Speaker 1: that he ever did. Yeah, all right, well, let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break and we'll come back and talk about Avatar. Avatar, Avatar,
Speaker 1: and we're back, and so big news in the world
Speaker 1: of Avatar, which is big news in my life because
Speaker 1: I am a fan of the movie, going experience the
Speaker 1: first Avatar, and I'm excited for the second one. They
Speaker 1: seem to have given it a new angle, which is
Speaker 1: that it's in water this time. Yeah, breath for seven minutes. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's and that's important to me that that's how I
Speaker 1: judge how good a camera movie is going to be,
Speaker 1: as how unhappy everybody was well making it and who
Speaker 1: nearly drowned. Yeah, but he has made the conscious decision
Speaker 1: to abandon the previous logo, which notoriously was just the
Speaker 1: Papyrus Fund. Not not a great fund, a funt that
Speaker 1: is the hallmark of every restaurant that serves like Peter
Speaker 1: in New York City. Like it's just very sure. It's
Speaker 1: like Mediterranean North African stand in fun. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: this ain't the West. People are on Twitter have called
Speaker 1: the move an act of profound cowardice. Everything the norm
Speaker 1: core of it, Yeah, which I really appreciate it. This
Speaker 1: is one the Twitter reaction is the is the best
Speaker 1: and only reaction on this one. Profound cowardice and they
Speaker 1: didn't even get the curtaining right. It was just one
Speaker 1: of those things that I feel like he has just
Speaker 1: been like him a pop culture mean, you know, because
Speaker 1: like from the second that people were clocking his Papyrus
Speaker 1: are like, yo, yeah, fucking you just like clicked on
Speaker 1: the font pain and just like went to the one
Speaker 1: that looked good first. You didn't even have a custom
Speaker 1: one built. And yeah, I've always became like it's always
Speaker 1: been swirling in our minds. I think are at least
Speaker 1: people who were bothered enough. Yeah, and the new fund
Speaker 1: is just comic Sands, which is crazy, like that is
Speaker 1: not it is no go I'm man Tito today. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's there. There was SNL sketch in which Ryan Gosling
Speaker 1: is obsessed with the question of why someone would just
Speaker 1: use the Papyrus font for the logo of a major
Speaker 1: studio blockbuster That was I don't know, it's a weird
Speaker 1: genre of SNL sketch where I was like, yeah, but
Speaker 1: that's a good point, man. Yes, I don't get the joke,
Speaker 1: or maybe it's just because I am that character and
Speaker 1: other people find it ridiculous. I mean, it's it's pretty
Speaker 1: I mean, is this the most influential thing that SNL
Speaker 1: has made happened in the last couple of years. Really,
Speaker 1: this is they don't influence presidential elections. They influence something
Speaker 1: more important, which they may be. They may be convinced
Speaker 1: Alec Baldwin that he could shoot someone with impunity, but
Speaker 1: other than that, like that's kind of it, oh man,
Speaker 1: Like honestly felt like the spirit of Donald Trump was
Speaker 1: inhabiting another human body. That's why, Like in the worst
Speaker 1: fucking way, Like in a way that felt like, even
Speaker 1: if he physically is not on this earth, his spirit
Speaker 1: may infect some other assholes and like will forever be tormented.
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. It was the worst impression maybe the
Speaker 1: show has ever done. And they're like, you know, who
Speaker 1: should hold it down during the worst presidency of our
Speaker 1: dad of the year. I like Baldwin, guy's pretty, he's
Speaker 1: pretty checked out right, But some things that I didn't
Speaker 1: know are A writer jam did a little deep dive
Speaker 1: on the history and said the guy who created the
Speaker 1: Papyrus Fund sold it for seven and fifty dollars when
Speaker 1: he was twenty three years old, which is a bummer,
Speaker 1: and also like it kind of appropriate that that's the
Speaker 1: font they used originally, because people have pointed out like this,
Speaker 1: it's basically a sci fi riff on a familiar Orientalist
Speaker 1: story about like white human savior and magical savage foreigners,
Speaker 1: and James Cameron like sited Lawrence of Arabia as like
Speaker 1: a major inspiration, so it's just like what if. But
Speaker 1: it's also just so perfect, Like I feel like Avatar
Speaker 1: is like just it's one of those things like mc
Speaker 1: scat cat that is just like so of a time period,
Speaker 1: you know, like yeah, yeah, yeah, like like everybody's everybody had,
Speaker 1: you know, playing around with Adobe software at that time,
Speaker 1: seeing what they could do with the amateur photoshop, and
Speaker 1: you're like, you know what, I'm James Cameron was working
Speaker 1: on the script at a rainforest cafe and he's like,
Speaker 1: I like this vibe. I like that it's raining inside.
Speaker 1: I like everything that's going on here. He's like, just
Speaker 1: body shop, check, rainforest cafe check. We've got to get
Speaker 1: this Avatar stuff right. And then helicopters are gonna fight
Speaker 1: Donostaurs at the end, yeah, which is cool, And it's
Speaker 1: just awesome, great movie, and the sequel is going to
Speaker 1: be even better. So have you seen that? Have you
Speaker 1: seen all the titles yet? No, they're kind of The
Speaker 1: new one is gonna be called The Way of the Water,
Speaker 1: I guess, and then the the they've they've announced the
Speaker 1: other sequels too, and they are called Avatar the Seed Bearer,
Speaker 1: m Avatar the Tolkien Rider, and then Avatar The Quest
Speaker 1: for a One. Oh. Those are all terrible. Those are
Speaker 1: worse than the Popeye response. For sure. I think the
Speaker 1: Way of the Water is good. The rest are The
Speaker 1: rest of those seem just like arbitrary and like hopefully
Speaker 1: they don't stick with those, but those feel like Star
Speaker 1: Wars prequel titles where it's just like, so I need
Speaker 1: to have read not holes from the extended Universe to
Speaker 1: know what the funk you're talking about? How much? How
Speaker 1: much more are we dealing with? Yeah? Getting mad? You
Speaker 1: go in You're like, oh, you didn't read the books. Oh,
Speaker 1: then you're gonna be fucking lost in this one. Oh man,
Speaker 1: They're like, wait, you don't none of y'all learned navy
Speaker 1: to put subtitles in this. Did you guys watch Avatar
Speaker 1: of the animated series yeah, but that's well, that is
Speaker 1: like the main I think question people have about Way
Speaker 1: of the Water is they're like, it seems like they're
Speaker 1: leaning into that where they're you know, because that was
Speaker 1: all that airbend or waterbend. The third and the third
Speaker 1: installment is the Way of Earth, right, okay, the Way
Speaker 1: of the air Wave of fire Curve guy. Also, I
Speaker 1: guess the guy who died in the first Avatar is
Speaker 1: supposed to be the bad guy in all of the sequels.
Speaker 1: M hmm, yeah, it makes sense. I don't wait, is
Speaker 1: it is it a this is a frequel or this
Speaker 1: is after Definitely? I don't really understand how so he's
Speaker 1: back where weavers back too? Yeah, alright, well, the thing
Speaker 1: is you can avatar someone, so don't don't ask too
Speaker 1: many questions, and if somebody gets dark Avatar, it's really crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the things they do with that braid are gross. All right,
Speaker 1: let's talk about a movie pass, because this is this
Speaker 1: is a story that won't die. We we were talking
Speaker 1: about movie Pass when it first started, and around the
Speaker 1: time that our show was first beginning, it was it
Speaker 1: seemed like a deal too good to be true, that
Speaker 1: was in fact too good to be true, and it
Speaker 1: was funny because like so many of our guests are like,
Speaker 1: you know, stand ups and stuff, and so they were like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is I feel like we our
Speaker 1: guests on the show were overrepresented in the in the
Speaker 1: world of like people who subscribe to movie pass and yeah,
Speaker 1: but but it's a lot of free time with your guests,
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yeah. Well yeah because also to everyone's take
Speaker 1: two that had one where they're like they felt like
Speaker 1: these people are fucking dumb business model. I'm out here
Speaker 1: jackassing it up at five movies a week for bucks.
Speaker 1: Just where I spend my days now? Is that the
Speaker 1: movie theater? Right? And then apparently they just started, uh
Speaker 1: they were worried about people seeing too many movies, so
Speaker 1: they just reset their passwords and you reset them and
Speaker 1: they're like, no one's going to notice this, right right, Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that we because we've we've talked about the
Speaker 1: evolution like up until this point, like they died. Then
Speaker 1: some company boughttom and they're like, we're gonna reboot it,
Speaker 1: and then they like didn't, and then one of the
Speaker 1: original people came back, who luckily was like the person
Speaker 1: who was like, hey man, this ship sucks. I think,
Speaker 1: like we hadn't sustained this, and they're like, get the
Speaker 1: funk out, you hater. Yeah, the person who had the
Speaker 1: like reasonable objection during the like venture capital days and
Speaker 1: they were like, oh, so that's actually a really good point.
Speaker 1: And you're fired and you will be escorted out and
Speaker 1: you no longer have that access to your email. This
Speaker 1: is a company. We're committed to losing two hundred million
Speaker 1: dollars a week in movie tickets. Your negativity. There's no
Speaker 1: place here if you can't get on board with that.
Speaker 1: There's the fucking door man. But yeah, this that like
Speaker 1: the the new iteration is there. There's a like a
Speaker 1: beta program starting Labor Day. But the thing that I'm
Speaker 1: really confused about most people are is that the new
Speaker 1: pass has three tiers ten dollars, twenty dollars, and thirty dollars,
Speaker 1: but no unlimited movies. But and you just get credits
Speaker 1: per month, no idea. They have released no information what
Speaker 1: a credit is or worth, or what a dollar gets you.
Speaker 1: It's just like, yeah, we've got three tiers, man, check
Speaker 1: it out. Maybe come check out the beta. And they're
Speaker 1: they're so slow in responding that at this point, all
Speaker 1: of the actual movie chains have just offered a version
Speaker 1: of this service already. Right, that's pretty straightforward to I mean,
Speaker 1: it still has like weird bonus points and things, but
Speaker 1: it's pretty straight and forward, like, yeah, you get a
Speaker 1: dollar off your popcorn. That's that's the club and movie passes. Like, no, okay,
Speaker 1: you solve this rebus and then we're going to email
Speaker 1: you a one time QR code. You scan that at
Speaker 1: the theater and that's gonna triple your movie pass points
Speaker 1: for a mattenee. Right. No, just none of it makes
Speaker 1: any I mean, they're like, here's the thing, man, movie
Speaker 1: pass holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like so if you have one astro pass and three
Speaker 1: st juices, you can create three movie passes. Oh shit, fuck,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know about this one. But yeah,
Speaker 1: to your point, I mean, I think that I don't
Speaker 1: know how feasible this idea is anymore, because you gotta
Speaker 1: work with the people that already have this service for
Speaker 1: their own businesses. So yeah, yeah, so they're gonna be
Speaker 1: a pin in the ass about letting you use movie
Speaker 1: pass I'm sure, because now you are a competitor instead
Speaker 1: of like, hey, a fun little thing that they're humoring.
Speaker 1: It's also it's so crazy that they decided to announce
Speaker 1: now with nothing, like like they didn't have to announce
Speaker 1: the service yet. They could have figured it out or
Speaker 1: had some idea, but instead someone was like, we gotta
Speaker 1: go now, we gotta go now. The heats movie passes never,
Speaker 1: we're losing. We're losing momentum, right right, right right, there
Speaker 1: will be a movie Pass card and this time it's black.
Speaker 1: It is the coolest looking of the movie pass cards.
Speaker 1: I would say it looks like a black card, like
Speaker 1: a credit card that jay Z has or some ship,
Speaker 1: you know, like something that's fucking baller, is what I'm
Speaker 1: trying to say. And the sample they gave out is
Speaker 1: of somebody named movie Pass Mike, who was a member
Speaker 1: since But according to movie Past the wit, the wait
Speaker 1: list space is limited, although everyone who gets in receives
Speaker 1: ten friend invites. But yeah, just so many unanswered questions
Speaker 1: like why is there a wait list or a friend
Speaker 1: invite or tokens. It's like how you people who are
Speaker 1: into earning points using ways. I had a friend who
Speaker 1: was like, oh, there's some there's some there's some road snacks,
Speaker 1: like what are you talking about? It is like, you know,
Speaker 1: I reported a stalled car. What do the points get you? Nothing? Right? Right, right,
Speaker 1: it's just points, right, what's the problem. There are new
Speaker 1: features on umber by the Way that make me terrified
Speaker 1: of uber where they're like, uh, here like the thing.
Speaker 1: I mean they might not be new, but I just
Speaker 1: updated for the first time in a long time. And
Speaker 1: they're all about getting kidnapped by your child. Like here's
Speaker 1: like a button that you pressed that like is very
Speaker 1: discreet that let your friends know you are being kidnapped.
Speaker 1: And here is like another thing where you're close friends
Speaker 1: noted will be notified. If your driver takes you off
Speaker 1: course in the opposite direction that you're supposed to be heading,
Speaker 1: then that's scary. Well, the thirty dollar movie pass, they
Speaker 1: do actually have death pen of it if you're if
Speaker 1: your kids that's so that's yeah, that's nice to have
Speaker 1: some of the life insurance policies. And there was another
Speaker 1: interview that the dude who's running it again just did
Speaker 1: and he basically said that chains like AMC, Regal and
Speaker 1: Cinema are not included. Just dark light. Actually, wait, what
Speaker 1: hope you guys like Cineplex, Odeon and Loews Cinemas and
Speaker 1: Pacific Theaters, like they're all defunct. Um and I think
Speaker 1: the way that like the only little bit of details
Speaker 1: is at the different varying prices, just create credits that
Speaker 1: sort of like say that it basically will say it's
Speaker 1: cheaper to watch a less popular film at a not
Speaker 1: peak time kind of how it's gonna break down, so
Speaker 1: like creates its own market. It's like you have to
Speaker 1: you gotta be track and market market dynamics here to
Speaker 1: understand how movie pass operates. Now, this is going to
Speaker 1: somehow deal with the thing where someone like shorting the
Speaker 1: avatar siquels somehow become a way to pump and dump movies.
Speaker 1: And just so you know, before we were like, uh,
Speaker 1: we're kind of ending this piece jams like it might
Speaker 1: not turn into some crypto ship. Oh yeah, and hold
Speaker 1: onto your asshole because in this same interview, the CEO said,
Speaker 1: quote customers theaters and more basically, customers, customers, theaters and
Speaker 1: studios will be able to trade in everything from commemorative
Speaker 1: n f T s to digital currency and more. These
Speaker 1: emerging technologies will allow us to build a full end
Speaker 1: end cinematic marketplace that we have we have dreamed of
Speaker 1: for some time. Who's we bro like Golden Sacks, I
Speaker 1: think just humanity in general. I think that's an assumption
Speaker 1: that applies to humanity. We've always dreamed about being able
Speaker 1: to trade. Yeah, maybe maybe these movie theaters and the
Speaker 1: metaverse will take the plints, Like that's maybe that's gonna
Speaker 1: be the evolutionists. You have to your avatar can go
Speaker 1: to a movie theater in the metaverse and right and
Speaker 1: just be confused, or it's like why do I have
Speaker 1: to watch my weird avatars like out body? Like why
Speaker 1: am I outside of my body in this metaverse experience? Looking,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm watching a little bear watch a film right now.
Speaker 1: No I'm not. This is not what I paid for.
Speaker 1: But I don't know. I mean, at least the did
Speaker 1: they talk about the eye tracker technology. That was the
Speaker 1: last thing I remember that The CEO is saying, it's like,
Speaker 1: but you could earn points if you put eye tracking
Speaker 1: software in the phone and we know you're looking straight
Speaker 1: out of the ads on Yeah, I mean, like that's brilliant. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: If you're like an extra good consumer of the ads,
Speaker 1: then you can get treated to new new movies. You
Speaker 1: get treated to new previews as before anybody else. They're
Speaker 1: kind of if they're no hard place because their initial
Speaker 1: offer as a company was bro this is this deal
Speaker 1: is illegal. People fucking new they're working. Someone's going to
Speaker 1: jail until then. Until then, go nuts as many fucking
Speaker 1: movies as you want. But just this is a crime
Speaker 1: you're committing. But since you don't know, it's really on us.
Speaker 1: And now they're kind of like, hey, you want coupons
Speaker 1: for three cents off a movie that at a theater
Speaker 1: that's like so inconvenient for you to go to. And
Speaker 1: also this is probably also illegal, Like we have defied
Speaker 1: the Feds before, we'll do it again. Now install the
Speaker 1: eye tracking software. All participating theaters are in the greater
Speaker 1: Las Vegas area. We hope that that's not a problem
Speaker 1: for anybody. I live in Madison, Wisconsin. Yeah, no, and
Speaker 1: that's where that's something that we're working on. That's cool, okay,
Speaker 1: because you can get Greyhound points if you another trailer
Speaker 1: for me and it's to Raid Group. Great, there's a
Speaker 1: direct flight on Spirit Air you can get. You get
Speaker 1: three bucks off that one. If you're not not allowed
Speaker 1: to be clothed on the flight. There's a shoe fee,
Speaker 1: but unlimited minions. Bro, if you're if you're able to
Speaker 1: make it down. By the way, I am liquid in
Speaker 1: spirit air points. I have a lot of Spirit points. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is mainly what I trade in these days. Well,
Speaker 1: you found a place, yeah, and then on top of
Speaker 1: that was the mo and then the movie markets depressed
Speaker 1: on top of everything else. Right, they're not they're not
Speaker 1: picking their spots necessarily, They're just picking a spot at random,
Speaker 1: it would seem. Yeah, but anyways, Hey, we're talking about it,
Speaker 1: so I guess you know, well, yeah, because we like
Speaker 1: to watch stuff crashing burns. Yeah, and they paid dollars
Speaker 1: to do so. So and we can with those credits.
Speaker 1: We can watch one imax on Tuesday morning. You cannot
Speaker 1: watch Avatar two in three D, or you can watch
Speaker 1: or you can watch it in the metaverse. There's your
Speaker 1: watch that movie passing. It's like, yeah, you can watch Avatar,
Speaker 1: but you're gonna watch a no three D rocks yet
Speaker 1: the three D cut with no glasses and I tracking software.
Speaker 1: You have to send this waiver that you will never
Speaker 1: watch it in three days. Like when you like adopt
Speaker 1: a cat and they're like, a cat cannot be an
Speaker 1: outside cat. Like you promise us, motherfucker, you'll never watch Avatar.
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Speaker 1: Is there a tweet or some of the work of
Speaker 1: social media you've been enjoying? Oh yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: if you guys have talked about this, but the giant
Speaker 1: slide in Detroit, the wildly dangerous, really tall vibe Yeah,
Speaker 1: where people are flying up off of the thing, dude, yeah,
Speaker 1: flow and get concussing people in ship. Yeah. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: there's um there's a song that a Detroit rapp or
Speaker 1: made about the giants line and someone said it to
Speaker 1: footage of people wiping out on the giant sled And
Speaker 1: at first I just wanted to watch people wipe out
Speaker 1: and then the song has been in my head for
Speaker 1: like a whole week. It's really good. It's only a
Speaker 1: minute and a a half long too, so you can listen
Speaker 1: to it a lot without problem. We'll make off to
Speaker 1: that my footnotes Miles, Where can people find you? What
Speaker 1: are the tweet you've been enjoying? Find me on Twitter
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Speaker 1: I like some fucking tweets. Let me get into my
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Speaker 1: Derek at Derek five four, I wonder if you in
Speaker 1: the value home H I said, if it didn't hurt
Speaker 1: to crash your car, I would do it all the time.
Speaker 1: Some guy cuts me off going twenty five and I
Speaker 1: flipped my car as a bit to love the love
Speaker 1: the dedication to that energy. Another one is I don't know,
Speaker 1: did you ever see the video of that that little
Speaker 1: black kid like at the fair and he's eating corn,
Speaker 1: and he loves corn. I don't think so. All right,
Speaker 1: never mind, that's that's too online for y'all. Okay, let
Speaker 1: I'll go into another one because there was a meme. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: there was a meme that said, this is truck spills
Speaker 1: load of corn on highway and it's like this overturned
Speaker 1: truck and it just inundated with yellow on the road.
Speaker 1: And they did the dude like uh, you know, rubbing
Speaker 1: his mits meme from behind the tree in the yellow suit.
Speaker 1: But they put the little boy as him because he's
Speaker 1: like corn. You will understand because this boy loves his corn.
Speaker 1: And then finally Dharma and Greg at Tank, tim Agra
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Speaker 1: to pronounce hor chota. Uh, let's see. Jack Rains tweeted,
Speaker 1: You've been speaking English your entire life, but did you
Speaker 1: know that the words you speak are all created from
Speaker 1: twenty six individual letters. Here's the twenty six letters that
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Speaker 1: We link off to the information that we talked about
Speaker 1: in today's episode, as well as a song that we
Speaker 1: think you might enjoy. Hey, Miles, what song do we
Speaker 1: think people might enjoy? Uh? This is from P eighteen. Now,
Speaker 1: I don't know if P eighteen is like their own
Speaker 1: artists or if they're like one of these crews that
Speaker 1: puts together songs from other artists, So forgive me if
Speaker 1: I don't know the origin of this track. But earlier
Speaker 1: this week we went on a track by Soon well
Speaker 1: Hair called port Elswello And this is a track. This
Speaker 1: is actually based on what I was just listening to
Speaker 1: music and I was like, wait, I think that he's
Speaker 1: sampling this track for Porto Swellow. This is called La
Speaker 1: Laga and it's by P one eight Yeah. Check this out.
Speaker 1: It's really dope music and good to start your weekend off.
Speaker 1: Wind No it's almost the weekend. But sometimes in my mind,
Speaker 1: Thursdays it's like diet Fridays, you know. All right, Well,
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