Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of The
Speaker 1: Divine Site of King's courtesy of Johnny Davis at Johnny
Speaker 1: dave I five on Twitter, blessing us with the short
Speaker 1: show title, UM, I'm Jack. That over there, Well that's
Speaker 1: Miles Gray, Miles, how are you doing good? Check me
Speaker 1: on on Behind the Bastards Today, where you can hear
Speaker 1: part one of Robert and I talking about Clarence Thomas.
Speaker 1: Why don't you guys just get married? Then? You know,
Speaker 1: I mean Jack? If you listen episode for you, you
Speaker 1: might get a little salty. By part four, Robert and
Speaker 1: I are fully just ideating, like new shows, new cool handshakes,
Speaker 1: new outfits. We can wear your hat. Yeah, we're both
Speaker 1: wearing Dodger hats. Yeah. Based Robert like, see you wear
Speaker 1: a Dodgers hat? Um, alright, Actually the most jarring thing.
Speaker 1: I think, what ye like? What happened? Bro? And like
Speaker 1: a do you need help? Nothing? Everything's good, everything's good.
Speaker 1: Let's go to see the baseball match. The Dodgers are
Speaker 1: my favorite squad run one of the most unapologetically uh sports.
Speaker 1: Uh just doesn't know anything about sports, but it's not
Speaker 1: it's not annoying about it. It's not like don't sport time,
Speaker 1: but he just um, all right, well, Miles, here's some
Speaker 1: things that are trending. A. H. Garland has said he's
Speaker 1: open to prosecuting Donald Trump, who used to be our president.
Speaker 1: You remember that, you've seen um and uh the the
Speaker 1: big headlines on Drudge Garland open to prosecuting Trump. Georgia danger. Um. So,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess people are thinking maybe there
Speaker 1: might be contentquences in these United States. We're a rich person.
Speaker 1: This will be the theme for the next fucking year.
Speaker 1: There might be consequences. I feel like that's what that's
Speaker 1: the phase we're in in history right now, where like
Speaker 1: there might be consequences. Although everyone seems to agree that
Speaker 1: the Georgia investigation seems to put him at the most
Speaker 1: like tangible risk at the moment. Why because he blatantly
Speaker 1: tried to overturn the election resol and there's like fake
Speaker 1: electors and like they're like the band's trying to flip two.
Speaker 1: So they're like, yeah, he like called me and told me,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like, I feel like this
Speaker 1: is very interesting, this is cool. This is an interesting
Speaker 1: idea where you find the electors and isn't he on
Speaker 1: on a call saying find find me this. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it's pretty straightforward. You never know, you never know anyway,
Speaker 1: watch this space, oh a n don't watch that space
Speaker 1: because you can't anymore. R I p oh and sorry
Speaker 1: one of Mary canoes, you thought you flew too close
Speaker 1: to the MAGA son with your conspiracy theories and all that.
Speaker 1: And now finally we were touching on this, uh like
Speaker 1: last week saying look, man, fucking Direct TV said, funk
Speaker 1: out of here. And if they lose again, if they
Speaker 1: lose Verizon, they are going to be absolutely wiped off
Speaker 1: the face of like what we know as modern cable television,
Speaker 1: which is a great thing, so shout outs to I
Speaker 1: just want to read what the one of the anchors
Speaker 1: said on oh a n as like they're they're grappling
Speaker 1: with the idea that their time is like running out
Speaker 1: on Verizon, like I think at the end of the
Speaker 1: month he said, over the last few years, we've watched
Speaker 1: his countless independent freethinking and conservative organizations were shut down
Speaker 1: and censored by the radical left. Regrettably, that toxic cancel
Speaker 1: culture is still alive and well, and it's coming. After
Speaker 1: one American News beginning July, Verizon has decided it will
Speaker 1: no longer carry Oh an, you can imagine why. Now,
Speaker 1: We've had a lot of questions from our loyal customers,
Speaker 1: and we want to give you some answers and help
Speaker 1: you understand what's going on and what to expect in
Speaker 1: the future. Uh. And then they just go on to
Speaker 1: call Verizon like a bunch of Marxists, which is yea, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, yeah Verizon. They had already made their decision
Speaker 1: because Verizon, like many radical Marxist corporations Marxist corporation, corporation,
Speaker 1: hell yeah, okay, Biden anarchist, yeah, put them all together
Speaker 1: like jeesum crow Donnie, what is that? Didn't come with
Speaker 1: the So yeah, they're no more. I've always been a
Speaker 1: T and T Marxists, but found Verizon to be much
Speaker 1: more Leninist, but much more of a JP Morgan Marxist
Speaker 1: JP Marxist. That's wild? Uh did o end? Like kind
Speaker 1: of pop up? How How long have they been a thing?
Speaker 1: I feel like first like a few years, Like they
Speaker 1: really rose to promise in like the last eighteen months
Speaker 1: of the Trump campaign, like truly, truly, truly, because that's
Speaker 1: when they were like Q and on we fucking love it. Um.
Speaker 1: But it started in like I think or something like that, yeah, um,
Speaker 1: all right, and then you wanted to say a fond
Speaker 1: farewell to sandwich TikTok guy. Sandwich TikTok guy. Yep I
Speaker 1: this is one of the rare things where you bring
Speaker 1: it to my attention, uh, and I don't get it.
Speaker 1: One of the rare things. I know. Look, this one
Speaker 1: is about TikTok And this is if anybody goes on
Speaker 1: TikTok and you and the algorithms like, hey, you like food, right,
Speaker 1: because we're spying on you. There's this one account of
Speaker 1: this Italian dude who's making sandwiches in this place called
Speaker 1: I Monty l in uh Naples and he's just taken
Speaker 1: out freshly baked fucking roles. He's making people sandwiches. They're
Speaker 1: super simple but like a lot of time, like I
Speaker 1: was watching because I'm like, I've never seen someone just
Speaker 1: so like inelegantly pile beautiful ingredients into between two pieces
Speaker 1: of bread. Were like, you know, call me, I guess
Speaker 1: uh spoiled in the US, I'm used to something called
Speaker 1: sandwich artistry. And what he's doing is like just slamming
Speaker 1: ship into bread, like just kind of like here's your
Speaker 1: purshuto flop hanging off the sides. It's just cutting man
Speaker 1: Buffalo mutz Arell and like squeezing the water out a
Speaker 1: little bit, just like as if he's like squeak ringing
Speaker 1: out a lemon or something, and all the ingredients look good.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh shoot, I would eat the ship
Speaker 1: out of that, because I've also learned that like things
Speaker 1: put together just chaotically don't necessarily mean it doesn't taste
Speaker 1: that the ingredients are right, then it'll taste good. But
Speaker 1: there So this was going viral for a while, but
Speaker 1: the owners of the store, like he announced like a
Speaker 1: couple of days ago that he's not going to be
Speaker 1: making TikTok's anymore, and for people who are bilingual, they
Speaker 1: were able to glean that it sounds like his bosses
Speaker 1: have become piste off because there's a bunch of TikTok
Speaker 1: fucking tourists pulling up to their like local street and
Speaker 1: exactly triple T s T cubed and they're saying it's
Speaker 1: displaced sing the regulars. So either like knock it off,
Speaker 1: knock off this TikTok ship and then now well, in
Speaker 1: true American fashion, the fans of the TikTok guy are
Speaker 1: now bombing there like Google reviews page with one star
Speaker 1: reviews being like, boa the fucking owners sucked. This guy
Speaker 1: is a fucking gem. Um. You should have franchised. You
Speaker 1: should have just franchised. Fuck your regulars, just franchise, open
Speaker 1: forty locations and have them all be mediocre. Um. Speaking
Speaker 1: of mediocre, though, man, like, I don't I feel like
Speaker 1: you're exclusively watching those guy's videos when you're very hungry
Speaker 1: because this because I'm not saying I'm like these are
Speaker 1: the best sandwiches I've ever seen. I'm just saying like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's different, and it's like it's always like fresh mozzarella
Speaker 1: or like other ingredients. But I'm also just kind of like, man,
Speaker 1: how the fund is gonna be violating the ingredients? Like
Speaker 1: it doesn't feel like you about this sandwich you make.
Speaker 1: And then I'm like and then I look at it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is a different sandwich philosophy, you know, Um all right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean part of me suspects that you just pretended
Speaker 1: that you were into this story so you could say
Speaker 1: the location of the Delhi in an Italian accent, and
Speaker 1: get that little fled would do that. Oh and it's
Speaker 1: too hard to believe. I would be dumb fucking high
Speaker 1: out of my skull looking at TikTok me like, yo,
Speaker 1: this shitty sandwichs look good as fun. All things can
Speaker 1: be true, that's true. All right, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back, and we're back. And the United
Speaker 1: States now leads globally and known monkey pox cases the headline,
Speaker 1: you know, known monkey pocks cases might be the testing
Speaker 1: is more up on its game here, but it's not
Speaker 1: the great it is, you know, it's it seems like
Speaker 1: the I guess the World Health Organization just declared it
Speaker 1: an international emergency, like they did their like monthly meeting.
Speaker 1: The first one they were like, I don't know if
Speaker 1: let's not get to We're we're keeping our eye on it.
Speaker 1: And then at the last one they're like, oh, that
Speaker 1: that went predictably bad. Let's uh but yeah, cases have
Speaker 1: continued to climb um and the vaccine rollout has been
Speaker 1: again not great, and the way it's being messaged around, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, the gay and trans community has also not
Speaker 1: been great. And like they would not release a picture
Speaker 1: of what it looked like on you know, non white
Speaker 1: skin for a long time, which was also problematic. But
Speaker 1: we've seen this before with like like very homophobic descriptions,
Speaker 1: like because in the beginning, I felt like the medical
Speaker 1: community is like, it's only going to affect men who
Speaker 1: have sex with men, and like almost like use that
Speaker 1: logic to silo it as if it's less of a
Speaker 1: problem because like and that's not the mainstream, so don't
Speaker 1: worry about it. So we're right, yeah, and now like
Speaker 1: you know, the like you know, medical professionals, like just
Speaker 1: just to be clear, this is not considered a sexually
Speaker 1: transmitted disease. That's not. I mean, like it can happen
Speaker 1: because like close skin to skin contact is a way
Speaker 1: to transmit it, or being like very up in somebody's
Speaker 1: face and respiratory droplets can lead to it. But this
Speaker 1: isn't something that means like you are having sex and
Speaker 1: that's why you're getting it, which initially, like I feel
Speaker 1: like the CDC was like what if you no one
Speaker 1: had sex or hung out with people as a way
Speaker 1: to get around the lack of vaccines, And now, yeah,
Speaker 1: the vaccine world has just been like awful, uh and
Speaker 1: like just inconsistent. And like we said when we first
Speaker 1: talking about this, we're already fucking up this major pandemic
Speaker 1: and now we're dealing with another disease that needs to
Speaker 1: be addressed quickly. And it's just it's not a great uh,
Speaker 1: not a great example of what we can do here
Speaker 1: in America. Instagram is trending. I don't know why because
Speaker 1: people hate it right now. I don't I don't know
Speaker 1: how much are you on Instagram a lot? And then
Speaker 1: you go, what the almost? Okay, that's true. Sorry, that
Speaker 1: wasn't helpful. You were gonna every the others do know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, which is there's so many more reels
Speaker 1: like they're always trying to push videos on you were
Speaker 1: half the time you can see a baked in TikTok
Speaker 1: water mark into it where people are just merely reposting
Speaker 1: TikTok's on Instagram for views, and you know they're they're
Speaker 1: they're trying to do all of these things to look
Speaker 1: more like TikTok to the point where like you know,
Speaker 1: power users like the Kardashians are like this, I G
Speaker 1: fucking sucks, Like what the funk? Is this, and the
Speaker 1: head of Instagram, Adamo Seri, who like, he put a
Speaker 1: video out and he's basically, look, it's gonna suck for
Speaker 1: a while because we believe the future is fucking video.
Speaker 1: And that's what's kind of interesting to me is I
Speaker 1: feel like the people, the reason people are pushing back
Speaker 1: is because they like pictures, and I get that. The
Speaker 1: market data that informs a lot of decision making for
Speaker 1: these places is like, dude, video video video like videos
Speaker 1: are popping off. Look TikTok, beat y'all to the punch.
Speaker 1: I don't really look at TikTok as social media, Like
Speaker 1: I don't look at TikTok as a way I share
Speaker 1: my personal life like with others that follow me, Like
Speaker 1: on TikTok, I look at TikTok to me is like YouTube.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, what kind of weird shick can I
Speaker 1: see on here? Whereas Instagram feels more of like this
Speaker 1: intimate connection thing, and I think as they move towards
Speaker 1: this like content version, it's we're losing something in that
Speaker 1: like it used to be like the less fucked up
Speaker 1: version of Facebook. I could scroll and then see like
Speaker 1: some random people from like high school and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: look they got married, or like oh look at this
Speaker 1: person doing their thing. Um, and it's yeah, it's I
Speaker 1: think it's just being a bit of a it's a
Speaker 1: hassle for the for the for the picture lovers on Instagram. Well,
Speaker 1: as you know, anybody who works that Instagram and their
Speaker 1: parent company Meta would know a pivot to video has
Speaker 1: never gone wrong. No video not a problem. I mean,
Speaker 1: I feel like they've been that way for a long time.
Speaker 1: But it's just TikTok came out and was better at
Speaker 1: it than that. Yeah, and well, and it also just
Speaker 1: goes to show, right, everything is such a fucking contest
Speaker 1: and dick measuring contest to be like, oh they're fucking
Speaker 1: TikTok's the newest thing. We gotta be fucking better than that.
Speaker 1: And and meanwhile, people like, we don't use Instagram for that,
Speaker 1: like that we like, I don't know. Again, I'm an
Speaker 1: elder millennial using Instagram very specifically or not specifically, but
Speaker 1: like stories were the height of what you could do
Speaker 1: with video on Instagram. I think as most people appreciated it,
Speaker 1: and I think the people who are on TikTok we're
Speaker 1: seeking something different, so to then be like, hey, this
Speaker 1: different thing that you guys aren't that interested in. It's
Speaker 1: this Now. I don't know if that's the best strategy,
Speaker 1: but it's a good one. Compared contrast with the Sandwich
Speaker 1: TikTok guys, Delly, you know, they saw too much success.
Speaker 1: I saw a success and we're like, knock it off
Speaker 1: because you're making it awkward around here. Um, Instagram saw
Speaker 1: so you know, TikTok's success and we're like, we have
Speaker 1: to imitate it like that Sandwich TikTok guys DELI, if
Speaker 1: they were smart, would have launched their own social media platform.
Speaker 1: Uh just you know, but people sand videos of sloppy
Speaker 1: sandos and sloppy steaks. Come on, Tim Robinson, bring us
Speaker 1: a new social media platform just called sloppy meals, and
Speaker 1: people just post their slop meals. Idea again, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't few TikTok as a social media platform. I view
Speaker 1: it as a babysitter exclusively, and I just let the
Speaker 1: kids frictionlessly slide down the content hole. Um and it usually,
Speaker 1: you know, i'd say like thirty percent of the time
Speaker 1: it's pretty pretty much appropriate. And then the other sixty
Speaker 1: six point six seven percent of the time, it ends
Speaker 1: up going to Nazi stuff. Yeah, kick does, but whatever,
Speaker 1: kids are into that stuff. Um, I don't know my
Speaker 1: kids are on this damn Nazi stuff, Oklahoma City bombing,
Speaker 1: conspiracy sites like like Tim mcfin yeah. Uh. And then finally,
Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers showed up to Packers training camp. He's a
Speaker 1: quarterback for the Green Bay Packers won the m v
Speaker 1: P last year, and he showed up in cosplay as
Speaker 1: Nicolas Cage's character and con Air just a you know,
Speaker 1: white tank top with long greased back hair. Uh, you know,
Speaker 1: five days growth jeans. Um. And I don't like it's
Speaker 1: that that I do want to put this out there,
Speaker 1: not you know, Aaron Rodgers. I only go to him
Speaker 1: to watch a beauty flee thrown football and the occasional
Speaker 1: medical advice. But I do think it's kind of a
Speaker 1: fun idea to cause play as somebody who like a character.
Speaker 1: But it's not it's not clear if that's what you're doing,
Speaker 1: but like it's it's not totally clear, right right with
Speaker 1: the vibe you're going for us? Yeah yeah, But anyways,
Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers fashion icon and the person who would be
Speaker 1: in charge of our vaccine response if I had my way,
Speaker 1: you know, Faucci, I mean, are you going to retire?
Speaker 1: Vouci is gonna get his time in the hopper, dude.
Speaker 1: That's the big thing I think Republicans already talking about,
Speaker 1: Like wait till we get in office, We're gonna We're
Speaker 1: gonna get Foucci up here. It's like, move on, find
Speaker 1: a fucking new angle, please. It's a normal color, all right.
Speaker 1: Those are some of the things that are trending on
Speaker 1: this Tuesday. We are back tomorrow with the whole last
Speaker 1: episode of the show. Until then, be kind to each other,
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Speaker 1: to y'all tomorrow. Bye bye