Speaker 1: Hello Internet, and welcome to Season to forty eight, episode
Speaker 1: four of the Daily Zeitgeist production of My Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into America's share consciousness. It's watched me nail at this time.
Speaker 1: It's Thursday, August fourth two. I know I funked up
Speaker 1: the last couple of days because it's I've been in
Speaker 1: the days, but thank you for bearing with me. Uh.
Speaker 1: And August fourth is actually, in case you need to know,
Speaker 1: National I P A Day for all those people who
Speaker 1: it's this that they're just gonna drink beer at the
Speaker 1: bar but then just down constant I P A S.
Speaker 1: I see you. It's also a National Coast Guard Day
Speaker 1: in National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day. Get in where you
Speaker 1: fit in. My name is Miles Gray, a k A
Speaker 1: wise tuna barely realist subway. I just took a DNA test.
Speaker 1: Turns out it's about fifteen percent that it's got barely
Speaker 1: any tuna. Yes, got dorsal fins from the sharks in
Speaker 1: the net. Last time I got tuna bit a turtle's head.
Speaker 1: You could have put the real fish in your vitals. Instead,
Speaker 1: you're eating jaws in ninja turtles still going to choke
Speaker 1: it down. I just can't stop coming back. I feel
Speaker 1: like a clown. But subway tuna smacks. Okay, shout out
Speaker 1: to Fighter the night Man, because yes, I can't stop eating.
Speaker 1: I don't give a ship. There's turtles and sharks in
Speaker 1: that ship. That's that's fine. I was that a freestyle
Speaker 1: or was that prepared? That was that was prepared? That
Speaker 1: was submitted moments ago from Zitking on Discord. I don't believe.
Speaker 1: I think you that was off the dome. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that, even though I gave credit to someone
Speaker 1: named Fighter of the night Man on Discord. But yes,
Speaker 1: that's me, that's Myles. Great. But let me first introduce
Speaker 1: my guest co host. Oh you know, just you know
Speaker 1: the sultry sound of his voice from places like Culture
Speaker 1: Kings or maybe many of his numerous comedic endeavors, including
Speaker 1: voice over work, acting work. I don't know. Maybe you've
Speaker 1: seen him a host comedian Family Few, the new fucking
Speaker 1: hit show that has people so much more significant than
Speaker 1: I on it that I can only just watch in awe.
Speaker 1: Please welcome him to the guest co host spot. Mr
Speaker 1: jackuies you it's going back up in the gang. Motherfucker
Speaker 1: you know my name letting all the people know is
Speaker 1: on the show. Return up the keys home? Do it?
Speaker 1: Turn up the keys? Don't you know? You know? I'm back.
Speaker 1: Here we go, return up the back here rock o?
Speaker 1: Oh what up, niggas? How are we doing? I am back?
Speaker 1: We are here? There we go? Yes, well we are back.
Speaker 1: You know what else? What is new? It's it's hot.
Speaker 1: It's summertime. You know, summertime, shy. But I'm in l A,
Speaker 1: so you know, it's uh, summertime. Burbank up in this bitch,
Speaker 1: But I'm feeling good and it's hot too. It's hot, man,
Speaker 1: it's been a human that summer. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: like it. I moved. I moved away. Favorite human thing
Speaker 1: joke when yeah, when they're on the corner like damn,
Speaker 1: it's hot outside, and everyone's doing there joking. Then the
Speaker 1: one who's like, yeah, man, it's hot too, and I'm
Speaker 1: just saying everything we fucking say. Man, it's so hard
Speaker 1: to get into a biggie shorty party. Yeah man, it's
Speaker 1: hard to get him anyway. I'm sorry. I haven't seen
Speaker 1: Pooty than in years, and I need to watch that
Speaker 1: I need to watch against. One of my favorite things
Speaker 1: that saying when people are saying it's hot and I
Speaker 1: just go, yeah, man, it's hot too. But anyway, please,
Speaker 1: we gotta we gotta introduce our guests today in our
Speaker 1: third seat. We've got another very fantastic comedian, very funny
Speaker 1: person podcaster. Maybe you've seen him on what's it called
Speaker 1: his show with Dave to the Ross Dave to the Rizaus,
Speaker 1: because I've definitely been consuming those clips on Instagram and elsewhere.
Speaker 1: Please welcome to hilarious and brilliant Caleb signing. I was
Speaker 1: trying to think of a song. I know all the
Speaker 1: words too, Okay, now go ahead, man piano, piano, Man
Speaker 1: it up piano. But is he having a show at
Speaker 1: Yankee Stadium or something coming up? He does? I think
Speaker 1: he does once a month at Madison Square Garden because
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to travel anymore because he's a million
Speaker 1: Yeah you know what's you know what's dope about Billy Joel.
Speaker 1: I just saw a clip and for any Billy Joel
Speaker 1: fans out there, buy tickets in like the last two
Speaker 1: rows because yeah, before before the show, he comes up
Speaker 1: and he has people go up to the last two
Speaker 1: rows of the stadium or like the nose nose BLEI
Speaker 1: seats and be like, oh, you're Billy Joe fan, come
Speaker 1: on down. And he reserves like the entire front two
Speaker 1: rows for fans that he pulls down like the fucking
Speaker 1: old Nike Fun Police commercials. Yeah, and apparently he doesn't
Speaker 1: up there. Yeah, which people don't sing along. They kind
Speaker 1: of sit there. And he was four people sing they
Speaker 1: they could afford one CD when they were ten. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're excited, they excited to be here. Bring them down.
Speaker 1: So do people almost like fight over those last row
Speaker 1: seats because it's like almost nailed on that you're gonna get.
Speaker 1: You might get pulled to the front. Well maybe feels
Speaker 1: like a random section of the back the back of
Speaker 1: the show. Yeah, I maybe fucking up because even though
Speaker 1: he said this, like not a lot of people notice.
Speaker 1: But so now that I'm saying ship and you know,
Speaker 1: more people are gonna hear. Yeah, I'm ruining it. I'm
Speaker 1: ruining it now. The rich people don't go up now
Speaker 1: the rich book. You see them, they're all dressing like
Speaker 1: poppers clothing like yeah, exactly, it's like, hold on, you
Speaker 1: have a Gucci bracelet on I found this, I found
Speaker 1: I'm a thief. Yeah, I mean that makes sense. Like
Speaker 1: you saw how they were taking p p pee loans
Speaker 1: and ship, so they could be the same way to
Speaker 1: be like people stealing my culture of being broken ship
Speaker 1: in a Billy Joel concert. That's much should see it
Speaker 1: as nothing is fucking sacred. All. Well, before we get
Speaker 1: to know you even better, Caleb, let's tell the people
Speaker 1: what we're gonna talk about. We're gonna check in with
Speaker 1: Kansas because they had to vote on abortion rights. Turns
Speaker 1: out they like rights down in Kansas, so that's some
Speaker 1: that's some welcome news. We'll talk about Instagram and why
Speaker 1: it's getting worse and it's getting worse for the dumbest reason.
Speaker 1: And did I say worst, it's getting worse whatever, I'm
Speaker 1: on my worst behavior. Uh. And then then we're gonna
Speaker 1: have to check you with Ben Shapiro because he has
Speaker 1: something to say about vaginas again. Oh love gett him up,
Speaker 1: Love getting him up vagina info from Ben shape and
Speaker 1: you know, and if we have some time, we'll pivot
Speaker 1: to another uh loser ship peddler Alex Jones, who epically
Speaker 1: self owned in court and I'll just read just a
Speaker 1: description of what happened and it will make you fucking
Speaker 1: burst into laughter. But first, before we do all of that, Caleb,
Speaker 1: we gotta ask you with something from your search history
Speaker 1: that's revealing about who you are. Oh so I went
Speaker 1: on a went on a tear or the other day
Speaker 1: because I I was searching it and I was like,
Speaker 1: what if I asked, like, you know, not just like
Speaker 1: a good restaurant, But what about what questions I have?
Speaker 1: I asked, And here they are in order? So I
Speaker 1: have h this was a night where was I? I
Speaker 1: was in Atlanta? So I googled, um, how late can
Speaker 1: I buy beer in Atlanta? That was how the night started.
Speaker 1: And then I said how long does Domino's pizza stay
Speaker 1: good in the fridge? And then why won't youps deliver
Speaker 1: my ship? How did I get a spam text from myself?
Speaker 1: How big are the Pyramids? What percentage of adults use cocaine? Uh?
Speaker 1: Window bank transactions? Post? And where the hood at? Lyrics?
Speaker 1: So I I forgot a lot of this night, but
Speaker 1: I was getting into some ship. I love it. Man?
Speaker 1: Were you were you also? High? Were you wrote most
Speaker 1: of this? I don't know what was going on, but
Speaker 1: it was a fun night. I found that you can
Speaker 1: buy beer until I think it was eleven thirty. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, I mean the question that that you asked
Speaker 1: that we all want to know is why ain't you
Speaker 1: ps delivering your ship man? Yeah, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't think they even stop. Mean, they they're app sucks.
Speaker 1: I'm always tracking the package and I'm like, come on,
Speaker 1: and they don't throw it. They won't go in. I
Speaker 1: don't know why they won't go. I've seen that truck
Speaker 1: go by and they I don't even think they come
Speaker 1: to a full stop. They're just like, no, they just
Speaker 1: don't like my apartment. I don't know what it is. Right.
Speaker 1: Instead of instead of knocking on the door, they just
Speaker 1: like drive slow paz honked the horn and be like
Speaker 1: I ain't see nobody and like chased. I've chased them
Speaker 1: down and I think I just missed you. Yeah. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I'll get the wrong truck. I'll go hey, how about
Speaker 1: and they'll go, oh that's a different guy, and I
Speaker 1: go can you check in the back and then they go, oh,
Speaker 1: here it is, And I'm like, do you know what is?
Speaker 1: What do I need to do? Yeah, They're like, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Can you tell my employer to be more
Speaker 1: humane during a fucking heat wave? That's like the latest
Speaker 1: thing that like ups drivers are like, uh, we can
Speaker 1: just be in these like no air conditioned hot boxes, right,
Speaker 1: how about a door so I can keep the air? Yeah,
Speaker 1: on the air. I feel bad for him, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, but I still want my ship. I still
Speaker 1: want my shirts to cover my beer gut. I keep
Speaker 1: getting Instagram it for oh the ones that sit perfect. Yeah,
Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, you got a big old gut. And
Speaker 1: I'm like yeah, they're like, we know what we need.
Speaker 1: When you'd be searching do those shirts? Do those shirts work?
Speaker 1: Do those Does anybody have those shirts? That game? Got them?
Speaker 1: They work? You got one? They and they they're actually like,
Speaker 1: look good because I'll be having that trouble to you know,
Speaker 1: like I got frame in your midsection, right, I mean
Speaker 1: you know I'll be having titties and stuff too, you know,
Speaker 1: and like and sometimes they'd be smaller than others, and
Speaker 1: sometimes you don't want you want you want to shirt
Speaker 1: that that flatterers, you know, not not that you don't
Speaker 1: want to accentuate the pointiness. Yeah, I don't want to sis.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not trying to have out. I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to be in these streets having people like cat
Speaker 1: calling me and ship. You know, So that's what you
Speaker 1: want that you want a shirt that makes it look
Speaker 1: like you're a ripped guy with a big shirt on.
Speaker 1: You don't want to look because if it's tight, they'll
Speaker 1: know you're not. It doesn't fit right, you just look
Speaker 1: like shit. You just find ambiguity. Were like, I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: underneath there could be ripped right, it's not, but I
Speaker 1: want you to think it might be right. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: want to give a shot. I want to give us
Speaker 1: shout out to all the fellows right now, all the
Speaker 1: fellows who I know, like all the women of God.
Speaker 1: We gotta man all right, we'd be we'd be caring
Speaker 1: to man. We want our ships to look good. We
Speaker 1: want to look good for everybody who who loves man,
Speaker 1: you know, we want to look good for all of y'all.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I keep getting after I bought those I
Speaker 1: got ads for like, hey, guys, do you want your
Speaker 1: ask to look nice? And Jeames and I was like,
Speaker 1: I never thought about it, but yeah, until you look
Speaker 1: at photos, you're like what the fund is wrong with
Speaker 1: my pants? Yeah? What's just weird? How things aren't like
Speaker 1: everything's cut to this way that like every human bodies
Speaker 1: like they think looks a certain way, so sometimes it
Speaker 1: just doesn't fit well at all. If you have anything
Speaker 1: that deviates from like are you a stick boy? Right?
Speaker 1: Then suddenly the as looks boxing on shorts and sing
Speaker 1: like yeah, I know, well they only make they make
Speaker 1: clothes for models and dad's. They don't know that. Like
Speaker 1: I'm not either. I just want something that I'm just
Speaker 1: a normal looking regular. There's millennials have given up type
Speaker 1: please we have we we were out here, Miles you started,
Speaker 1: Miles you you've become rich and you started to get
Speaker 1: your jeans like fitted and ship right because you said
Speaker 1: the booty wasn't sitting right. Oh yeah, we'll see. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know. I got rich and then I bought one
Speaker 1: pair of good Genes and I wear the funk out
Speaker 1: them because so like I'm like, yes, well, also I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie in my homegirl from high school worked
Speaker 1: at Rag and Bone, so I got the employee discount.
Speaker 1: I don't go anywhere unless I know somebody would employee discount.
Speaker 1: That's how I keep my money, all right, it just
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Like for the longest time, wherever the homie worked,
Speaker 1: that's what my style was, right, Like, I'm worried if
Speaker 1: my ass looks too good, it's gonna cause problems. Like
Speaker 1: I'll be walking down the street and it's gonna cause rex.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm very confident, and how good my ass
Speaker 1: could look if it's a good genes, I like to come.
Speaker 1: You're like, that's all I need just the right pair
Speaker 1: of jeans to unlock this booty, and I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: breaking next sunset. I want to be so bad. I've
Speaker 1: got my I've got my bud pinched in the club
Speaker 1: before I was walking. Yeah, I got my bud pinched.
Speaker 1: And listen, man, let me tell you something. First of all,
Speaker 1: don't be out here. Pinching booty is just strangest booties
Speaker 1: all right, let me say that first. But a second,
Speaker 1: I liked it. That's all the ad I want to
Speaker 1: get pinched. I was you know what I was wearing.
Speaker 1: I was wearing some express gene, some Express stretched gene
Speaker 1: so to stay stretching around the waist. So you know,
Speaker 1: if your waist is a little bit bigger they expand
Speaker 1: to what you got, and I guess booty was I
Speaker 1: guess the booty was looking right. I guess the booty
Speaker 1: was looking right. Okay, what some of them is underrated? Oh? Democracy?
Speaker 1: I was thinking about this earlier. Everybody's like, oh, we
Speaker 1: gotta protect it. It's like I remember it. It was
Speaker 1: like six years ago we had it, and it sucks.
Speaker 1: Like it's like, you know, it's worse now whatever. It's
Speaker 1: like hard democracy. It's like, it's fine. I hate having
Speaker 1: to pretend it's so good. It's like it's better and
Speaker 1: not democracy. But it's not the ship. He's like, you know,
Speaker 1: can we like it feels like a lot of people
Speaker 1: want a certain thing, but even though there's a majority
Speaker 1: of people that want it, it's still not happening. How
Speaker 1: does this work? Exactly right? Democracy got us Bush twice
Speaker 1: got I mean, it's not the it's not the ship.
Speaker 1: It's okay, it's just hard to it's hard to hold
Speaker 1: that sign up. I'm like, wait, so wait, do you
Speaker 1: think this is overrated? I think it's overrated. Okay, it
Speaker 1: was under I was like, oh, underrated. We're gonna stay
Speaker 1: on democracy because it is overrated. It means that great
Speaker 1: in our you know, the republic in which we live in.
Speaker 1: You know, clearly that's the distinction we always have to make.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, it's I mean, we have a system that's
Speaker 1: very easily hijackable if you got a ton of money,
Speaker 1: and that's all we say, just a news channel you
Speaker 1: can like get do think you just tell my parents
Speaker 1: anything and that's gonna happen. I'm like, hey, that's not nice.
Speaker 1: They're like, did you know, Caleb, subway tuna is a turtle.
Speaker 1: It's like, no, it's only part turtle. Mom. I heard
Speaker 1: it was made of yoga mats, and it's like, I'm
Speaker 1: sure it's not all the way because I've I've licked
Speaker 1: my yoga mats and taste. Yeah, look it tastes like subway.
Speaker 1: I tried one of those jalapeno cheddar yoga mats. Doesn't
Speaker 1: hit the same like the bread you got toasted. You
Speaker 1: got toasted. They don't want you to know. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: You gotta give it the quiz nos. I I have
Speaker 1: not I have not tasted my yoga mat. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be honest with you guys, but I have done downwards,
Speaker 1: worked out hard enough to do I've done downward Dog
Speaker 1: on a couple of subway breads. And let me tell you, man,
Speaker 1: I'm not a stable. I'm not a stable on them joints.
Speaker 1: You leave a flavor on that mat, man, you leave
Speaker 1: a flavor on that flavor on the mat. It's like
Speaker 1: it's like a cast iron skillet. You know you gotta
Speaker 1: don't wash it. It's like it's like the cupcake paper.
Speaker 1: You know at the bottom, you know you're gonna leave
Speaker 1: all that cake on there. That all. It's like the
Speaker 1: cheese on the McDonald's wrapper. That's the be one, that's
Speaker 1: Phase one's. And then you look at the little corners
Speaker 1: that are left on the wrapper. You go, oh god,
Speaker 1: your ass talking dirty to your chief. Yeah, it's so
Speaker 1: woud How I still even jeez you bringing that up?
Speaker 1: The excitement I felt of just being like, oh you
Speaker 1: fucked up? Yes, good, that's good. That's the best part
Speaker 1: of any burthday is the cheese on the wrapper. And
Speaker 1: don't be don't be ashamed to just bite the fucking
Speaker 1: paper off. Like I said, when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: I used to eat the little cupcake paper. MM so
Speaker 1: I think we know underrated as paper eating straight paper Caleb,
Speaker 1: what's something thing is underrated? Aside from paper, Oh, Monday's
Speaker 1: Mondays get a lot of hate. You know, Garfield started
Speaker 1: it and uh it took over the world. But I
Speaker 1: like it. You know, Sunday like Sunday nights, it's all
Speaker 1: that Sunday scarys and everything. But I'm like, I prefer
Speaker 1: I like Mondays are not that bad. It's like Mondays.
Speaker 1: You gotta you know, a lot of the stuff happens Sunday.
Speaker 1: It gets so boring. I'll take I'll rest and take
Speaker 1: a nap and then I wake up and I'm like, nothing,
Speaker 1: you can't do it in l A. You can't do ship.
Speaker 1: Everything's closed, boring Monday. Let's get going. Let me let
Speaker 1: me ask you this. Let me ask you this, because
Speaker 1: I I don't hate Mondays either, But like, I'm also
Speaker 1: in the entertainment industry, and I have a feeling we
Speaker 1: all are in it or adjacent to it, or have
Speaker 1: been for most of our adult lives. And I feel
Speaker 1: like for us, like even when we had jobs, we
Speaker 1: never had like the traditional Monday to Friday nine to five.
Speaker 1: I mean now but you have, but like so now,
Speaker 1: like I don't you know my days blend together. I
Speaker 1: don't have like a week, like, oh, the weekend is
Speaker 1: my days off and then Mondays is when I work,
Speaker 1: like it just it could be all throughout the week.
Speaker 1: So like Monday doesn't exist to me as a beginning
Speaker 1: of the week as much anymore. It's been completely just
Speaker 1: obscured to you because of uh, you're not being in
Speaker 1: like the traditional in the traditional like nine, like Monday
Speaker 1: is when you go back to work, so Sunday is
Speaker 1: like because I remember, yeah, like when I used to
Speaker 1: p a and do ship like that, then you're like
Speaker 1: on set time and that's like whatever the fund is
Speaker 1: going on? But whatever. When I got to the age
Speaker 1: when my parents insurance no longer covered me, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh ship, and I'm not making millions of dollars off
Speaker 1: of YouTube sketch videos. I thought, Okay, I'm gonna find
Speaker 1: a fucking square ask job. And yeah, I learned. I
Speaker 1: learned to hate Mondays. Even when I had a job,
Speaker 1: I liked Monday because all my clobe, I get to
Speaker 1: wear my favorite outfit again, even at school. Monday, I
Speaker 1: finally get to wear my favorite outfit again, and I'm excited.
Speaker 1: I'm not tired like I'm tired of ship on like
Speaker 1: a Thursday or when Wednesday blows, Tuesday blows to that
Speaker 1: Monday gets all the hate and it didn't really do anything.
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, like we need to reconsider where our
Speaker 1: anger is going right Monday Monday is like Monday is
Speaker 1: like that when you wake up and you're a little
Speaker 1: bit sleepy, but then you like open the curtains and
Speaker 1: the sun hits you and you're like, oh you know what,
Speaker 1: actually feel okay? Like this is a but like Wednesday
Speaker 1: is when it is fucking four o'clock and you need
Speaker 1: goddamn NX bad and there's no more hope. Like every Monday,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm gonna I'm gonna do it this week.
Speaker 1: I'm getting it done, all my dreams, I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: the girl. But then by Wednesday, like I'm not doing ship.
Speaker 1: Oh you really thought that ship we do this every
Speaker 1: fucking week. You thought this one was different Looking forward
Speaker 1: to the weekend, I went by Wednesday, it turned your
Speaker 1: turn the lights out and sit your ass down in
Speaker 1: the dark. Ship. You know what time it is, It's Wednesday.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break. We'll be back
Speaker 1: to talk some news or right after this and we're
Speaker 1: back checking in with the state of Kansas too, was
Speaker 1: day the people of Kansas had their choice of primary candidates.
Speaker 1: Many primaries occurred on Tuesday in Arizona like all the
Speaker 1: Q and on election truth or deni are people won
Speaker 1: their primary, so good luck y'all. But in Kansas they
Speaker 1: had to pick you know, they had their pick of
Speaker 1: primary candidates. But the biggest thing on the ballot was
Speaker 1: a measure to strip abortion rights from the States constitution,
Speaker 1: and this was seen by many people as like a
Speaker 1: first step to usher in the new era of total
Speaker 1: abortion bands. And Kansas has a Democrat in the governor's mansion.
Speaker 1: And because of the States, because the state Supreme Court
Speaker 1: ruled to protect personal body autonomy in twenty nine, people
Speaker 1: are allowed to get safe, regulated abortions in the state
Speaker 1: up to twenty two weeks. And it's also made the
Speaker 1: state very popular as like an abortion safe haven for
Speaker 1: many people in the South and Midwest, like people coming
Speaker 1: from Oklahoma pretty consistently and elsewhere. So you know, a
Speaker 1: ballot measure like this wouldn't just affect the people of
Speaker 1: Kansas because of the amount of other people who live
Speaker 1: in you know, states with terribly regressive productive rights laws
Speaker 1: on the books, they would also be affected. So the
Speaker 1: messaging around this was pretty predictable and just full of
Speaker 1: bad faith arguments from the forced birth supporters and you know,
Speaker 1: just to just so you know, the biggest like funders
Speaker 1: of this um being pro this amendment to strip the
Speaker 1: Constitution of abortion rights was coming from the Archdiocese of
Speaker 1: Kansas City, which donated almost two and a half million dollars,
Speaker 1: the Catholic Diocese of Wichita, and also the Susan B.
Speaker 1: Anthony Pro Life America group which did one point three
Speaker 1: So those are the people getting invested, and they were
Speaker 1: saying things like Kansas would become a quote permanent destination
Speaker 1: for extreme abortion procedure, or that the state would be
Speaker 1: quote unlimited abortion, whatever that means. They also said that
Speaker 1: the amendment would have protected common sense limits on the
Speaker 1: abortion industry, and the wording of that is all just
Speaker 1: trying to It's like the same thing that like the
Speaker 1: gun industry, this is healthcare, Okay, there's no need to
Speaker 1: put in like the unlimited rights for people and all
Speaker 1: the stuff that they try and use to you know,
Speaker 1: create all this fear around it is all just bullshit,
Speaker 1: because it's all about controlling people's bodies. But the Republicans
Speaker 1: intentionally put this on the ballot during the primaries to
Speaker 1: basically take advantage of like low voter turnout and confusion
Speaker 1: among non affiliated voters in the state. Because in Kansas,
Speaker 1: of registered voters are Republicans, twenty six percent are Democrats,
Speaker 1: and then unaffiliated voters are about thirty. So in these
Speaker 1: primaries they want to take advantage of basically all the
Speaker 1: Republican turnout. We're like, oh, yes, I'm fully turned up
Speaker 1: for the stripping away of you know, abortion rights, and
Speaker 1: then only have you know, percent electric electric being Democrats
Speaker 1: until like only is probably gonna try and come out,
Speaker 1: and then maybe they felt that thirty wouldn't know if
Speaker 1: they could actually come out to vote on the measure.
Speaker 1: Turns out they lost that ship in a landslide and
Speaker 1: the measure, the measure was defeated fully and even like
Speaker 1: when you look at how popular it was, like even
Speaker 1: the most populous county in the state, Johnson County, it
Speaker 1: went fifty four for Biden in this ballot measure lost
Speaker 1: seventy two to twenty eight. WHOA, So that's been like
Speaker 1: this huge you know huge result that you know, depending
Speaker 1: on what how you're looking at it. You have people
Speaker 1: on TV being like, all right, the Democrats are saved
Speaker 1: for the mid terms, don't have to do much else,
Speaker 1: which I think is the worst take possible, but also
Speaker 1: at the same time really heartening to see how many
Speaker 1: people actually realized what was at stake and come out
Speaker 1: for it. But I think this is just again, this
Speaker 1: is the first of many struggles. Being a Democrat is
Speaker 1: like being like a hot teen in the woods. Like
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, it's it's all good. No, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's never all good. It doesn't even matter if it's
Speaker 1: all good. There's gonna be a sequel and they're gonna
Speaker 1: get you that. There's never good, right, never, never relax
Speaker 1: you can when you're a hot teen in it was
Speaker 1: what happens is Jason Vorhees comes and push your body
Speaker 1: in a fucking body bag and bangs you up against
Speaker 1: the three. Let you have an abortion, having abortion right,
Speaker 1: So yeah, give safe abortion is definitely He's not backwards.
Speaker 1: He may be a demon from Hell, but even he
Speaker 1: is not about forced bur Well. I've got to say this,
Speaker 1: people talk about Hell, you're allowed to have safe abortions
Speaker 1: in hell. Sure, I mean, that's you would believe. That's
Speaker 1: how evangelicals think about this, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: because like, the one side is we're on the side
Speaker 1: of Christ, our Lord and Savior, who has teemed all
Speaker 1: of these live sacred through him and his sacrifice on
Speaker 1: the cross. And then for every person who is just
Speaker 1: basically saying I support basic human rights of someone to
Speaker 1: have body autonomy, they're very much like, that's the that's Satanic.
Speaker 1: And in a way what you're saying, they would believe.
Speaker 1: They're like, you know, who would have free abortions, safe
Speaker 1: unregulated or safe regulated abortions. It would be Satan. And well,
Speaker 1: Satan was the first pro game marriage in history. It
Speaker 1: wasn't like the third page. Satan was like, I'm four
Speaker 1: gay marriage, that's pretty Yeah. He was against the Iraq
Speaker 1: war too, so it was always ahead of the curb. Listen.
Speaker 1: I think I think we just we just know. And
Speaker 1: if people don't know, Satan was that dude man, Satan
Speaker 1: does that dude. He's that dude man, He's that guy.
Speaker 1: He he all the fun ship that we like, He's
Speaker 1: for it. I remember Satanists like telling me that in
Speaker 1: college being like, here's the thing, dude, are you religious.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, not at all. And I was like,
Speaker 1: but I did go to like Lutheran school from K
Speaker 1: the eight and Catholic High school, so I've been fully
Speaker 1: inundated with Christianity and Catholicism. But they're like, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: because that's the thing Jesus all about abstaining right. And
Speaker 1: then with Satan you can indulge certain things. It's the opposite,
Speaker 1: but you do responsible. I'm like, okay, man, like either way,
Speaker 1: I don't need I don't need to either responsibly. I
Speaker 1: don't know if Satan, I don't think that's the same
Speaker 1: sund it was. It's a weird people, you know. It's
Speaker 1: like the vibes. Man. It's like, if you cannot respect somebody,
Speaker 1: do not allow them in your house. And I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I like a funk with that. You know, don't be fakeing.
Speaker 1: All right, you got some Lucifer, I see, that's what
Speaker 1: you got. But at the end of the day, I
Speaker 1: have to invite Lucifer into your house. Is he like
Speaker 1: a cop or is that a vampire? Vampire? Do you
Speaker 1: have tokay invited? Yeah, cops, they can bust in your
Speaker 1: ship when you're sleeping. Lucifer is a suave British man.
Speaker 1: At least that was the Netflix show. It was just
Speaker 1: a very good show. Actually many I've talked about Lucifer
Speaker 1: on this show many times that it's a good show.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing about the midterms though, or and this,
Speaker 1: you know, this measure passing in the landslide and I
Speaker 1: mean you know, or getting defeated, yes, and the landslide.
Speaker 1: I yeah, duh, yeah, du Like I think people don't realize.
Speaker 1: And this is the most fun up thing about politics
Speaker 1: to me is for a group of individuals who seemingly
Speaker 1: hates minorities as much as they do, they the minority
Speaker 1: voice in politics is generally always the loudest fucking voices
Speaker 1: and politics, and they always the ones that want to
Speaker 1: be heard the most, right, Like I know, like we
Speaker 1: as a people think like I can't believe all these
Speaker 1: people want people to get forced births in but in reality,
Speaker 1: not that many people want that, not that many people
Speaker 1: want for abortions to be illegal. Is just unfortunately we
Speaker 1: got screwed with somebody who put enough people who thought
Speaker 1: like him where all you need is for people, that's
Speaker 1: all he needed was for people to say, I'm going
Speaker 1: to do I'm I think, yes, that's what we're gonna
Speaker 1: four four that's it. And it changed and it and
Speaker 1: it changed the whole goddamn law and the whole like
Speaker 1: goddamn human right, right. So the thing that they're scared
Speaker 1: of is us letting the people decide, because when the
Speaker 1: people decide, this is what you fucking get. And I
Speaker 1: will say this, you brought that last thing. I'll say
Speaker 1: you bought this point up, miles, and I agree to
Speaker 1: a to an effect. But I am one of those
Speaker 1: schmucks that think that if Trump, you know, announces his
Speaker 1: presidency before the midterms, that could be the worst fun
Speaker 1: because if anything is gonna get the apathetic like young
Speaker 1: democrats or leftists and progressives, is another is them saying,
Speaker 1: you know what, we ain't letting that Nick get back
Speaker 1: into the office, or we ain't letting like you know,
Speaker 1: like that's because that's all it is, motherfucker. Our decide
Speaker 1: that we're likely on is just tired and don't and
Speaker 1: we see like our side doesn't give a shit about
Speaker 1: us either. So but we'll come out if we've got
Speaker 1: to make sure that niked Trump ain't going like have
Speaker 1: power again. And if he announces, I think you can
Speaker 1: suck him up. I mean more than Trump. I think
Speaker 1: you know, there is something about Republicans not being able
Speaker 1: to understand what's going on around them. Were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're donors and like the people in the churches that
Speaker 1: they campaign with, it like we're on the right path mathematically, No,
Speaker 1: you are not. Like people are like, man, you should
Speaker 1: be able to do what a funk you need to
Speaker 1: to handle your business, like in your own body. And
Speaker 1: now they're really like I think what's kind of sucked
Speaker 1: up now is like Democrats, Like the sort of pundits
Speaker 1: on Democrats side is like, oh boy, they totally fucked
Speaker 1: up and are just like rubbing their myths more in
Speaker 1: this idea of like they fucked up, when again we've
Speaker 1: been saying over and over, it's like you have to
Speaker 1: think about what's happening right now. Like even people who
Speaker 1: are looking for like basic like obstetric or gynecological care,
Speaker 1: they're running into weird ship in states that have these
Speaker 1: laws on the books because they're like even that, they're like,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what's going on. So yes, that that
Speaker 1: may bode well in the mid terms, but you'd hope
Speaker 1: that just in general, you'd see more of the politicians
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, right, just run on ship that most
Speaker 1: people really need right now. And those are the same
Speaker 1: things over and over. People have been asking for healthcare,
Speaker 1: people have been asking for protection of like rights, people
Speaker 1: have been asking for better support for schools and things
Speaker 1: like that. We were promised fucking pre K and all
Speaker 1: this other stuff in the build up and just move
Speaker 1: forward people on, you know, as a majority like that.
Speaker 1: But because of how blue and red politics breakdown, like
Speaker 1: it's it's easy to for everything to get sort of
Speaker 1: what what's the word I'm looking for, like scattered, and
Speaker 1: we have like a bunch of different ways to pursue
Speaker 1: something when like this just seems as clear as day.
Speaker 1: You could take a state that everyone could you know,
Speaker 1: looks at as a majority Republican state because of most
Speaker 1: Republicans registered in it, but still there were enough people
Speaker 1: to say not so fast, you know, And I think
Speaker 1: that's the that's the part that you know, I think
Speaker 1: it's at least heartening for me. It's like, okay, good,
Speaker 1: when it was put to a ballot, enough people came out.
Speaker 1: But again, this is just like Tricia was saying when
Speaker 1: she came on the show a few weeks ago. So, this,
Speaker 1: this battle for guaranteeing reproductive healthcare and safe access to abortions,
Speaker 1: it's going to be a marathon. And this is there
Speaker 1: are there are plenty other states that are putting similar
Speaker 1: things on the ballot where you're gonna have to vote
Speaker 1: on access to abortions. And it's gonna require continued visionlance
Speaker 1: from people to be able to be out there and
Speaker 1: to repeatedly come out in numbers to reinforce the message
Speaker 1: that that is what people want. So yeah, we'll see. Dude,
Speaker 1: you lost me at Mathematically. That sounded like elitist bullshit
Speaker 1: to me. I don't know where the fuck math the
Speaker 1: devil came up with that ship too, Math, I've been
Speaker 1: kicking my assince third grade. Six huh sounds like math
Speaker 1: to me? Six six sounds like that's some common core
Speaker 1: common What does that? Kuman? All right, let's move on
Speaker 1: Instagram really quick. I think we've I've touched on this
Speaker 1: on trending and just in general, I think has everybody
Speaker 1: known as Instagram is absolute garbage recently, Like the way
Speaker 1: it functions, like the way it operates. It's like nothing
Speaker 1: like you've experienced my alone. What's up? Yeah, it sucks.
Speaker 1: And it's a lot of ship for people I don't follow,
Speaker 1: you know, right, that's the thing, man, I you know,
Speaker 1: have my feet out. I know people aren't posting on
Speaker 1: the grid as much anymore. So you know, I get
Speaker 1: that it's all stories now and I understand that. But
Speaker 1: you know, I'll go through just like six fucking grid
Speaker 1: photos and to be like you've reached the end of
Speaker 1: your road. Brother, Uh, I'm just like, damn, that's it, Okay,
Speaker 1: see no more. And then I gotta watch it. And
Speaker 1: then I just got to see a bunch of from
Speaker 1: strangers I don't know. And then and then even stories
Speaker 1: man like I feel like I know his algorithm and
Speaker 1: the ship like that, but I'd be seeing the same
Speaker 1: fucking forty people stories and you know, I don't follow
Speaker 1: that mean people, but I follow enough where. Oh Like,
Speaker 1: if you ever, like, if you haven't done this, go
Speaker 1: at the top of your Instagram and scroll just don't
Speaker 1: like click on the stories, but just scroll through the
Speaker 1: circles and go to the end. He'd be like, I
Speaker 1: haven't seen this, nigga. Like folk us like and then
Speaker 1: you click on this ship and it's like fifty story
Speaker 1: you were like, they've been placed in the whole time,
Speaker 1: like yeah, and ship ship, and it just guesses wrong.
Speaker 1: He keeps guessing wrong. It's like, hey, I know who
Speaker 1: you want to see stories from, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: it keeps hiding what I want. It's like, but you
Speaker 1: follow stand up comedians, you didn't want to see this
Speaker 1: chihuahua in a two two doing a backflip on the
Speaker 1: scale board. Dude, my discovery. It'll be like pictures of
Speaker 1: Sylvester Stallone and I'll go, no, why I don't follow him?
Speaker 1: I don't want to see it's him and his family
Speaker 1: at the beach, And I'm like, what the fuck? Show
Speaker 1: me my friends at the beach, right. And I think
Speaker 1: a lot of people have been experiencing this because that's
Speaker 1: sort of what especially the geriatric millennials set like we
Speaker 1: grew up with, we grew up with fucking I was
Speaker 1: in my twenties, but this ship, where you're looking you
Speaker 1: see friends pictures, and that was like the joy of
Speaker 1: just sort of basically sharing images from people's lives. And
Speaker 1: a lot of people have noticed this, Like there was
Speaker 1: a post that this photographer put up that just said
Speaker 1: make Instagram. What the funk? It was like, I'm tired
Speaker 1: of seeing people. I don't know, I just want to
Speaker 1: see my friends fucking pictures and ship and that ship
Speaker 1: got like two million likes and people and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that stuff feels like that's kind of the tone on
Speaker 1: this platform. And people were even protesting outside of the
Speaker 1: offices in New York and what they called it in direction, right,
Speaker 1: and that's what and then that's when that's all part
Speaker 1: of the story. Yeah, I mean what I mean that
Speaker 1: is so clearly the thought of someone who is so
Speaker 1: disconnected from like the dangers of fascism in this country
Speaker 1: that you go outside the meta offices in New York,
Speaker 1: like this is an insurrection. We don't understand the inconsistent
Speaker 1: moderation practices. It's like that don't combine these buzzwords and ship.
Speaker 1: That was a false flag from TikTok. They dressed up,
Speaker 1: they dressed up, they came up with insurrection and there, yeah,
Speaker 1: they were collaborating with the fucking Snapchat. Uh Snapchat. Don't
Speaker 1: forget the Snapchat oath keepers. You saw it, you know
Speaker 1: what time it was and TikTok Tifa or whatever the
Speaker 1: funk they call him. But it's like, so there's a
Speaker 1: lot of people who just have a bunch of anger
Speaker 1: towards Instagram right now because of all this ship that's
Speaker 1: going on, and no one is feeling any of the
Speaker 1: changes or anything that's going on. And when Facebook announced
Speaker 1: recently that they're you know, predicting revenue growth to slow
Speaker 1: down because of less engagement, the stock price felt people
Speaker 1: started shifting themselves and the investor class was not happy
Speaker 1: about this. So because of that, I g is in
Speaker 1: the state of chaos. It isn't is in right now.
Speaker 1: In same with Facebook. I'm not calling them meta your
Speaker 1: fucking Facebook. I tried, and like, right now in those offices,
Speaker 1: they're running around like pets. Heads are falling off, trying
Speaker 1: to figure out like their impure chase mode, how do
Speaker 1: we get like the thing that is duping us? And
Speaker 1: most regular people want something like Snapchat, you know, like
Speaker 1: something that feels more personal. It's not just likely yeah,
Speaker 1: there's celebrity content, but at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: you're kind of communicating with friends or people that you know,
Speaker 1: or your followers, etcetera, and and other people wanted to
Speaker 1: be more like TikTok purely for financial reasons, reasons because
Speaker 1: TikTok has become so successful and the i G people
Speaker 1: and meta people. They're clearly betting ongoing like TikTok mode
Speaker 1: on us because they realize it's too late like other
Speaker 1: things like Instagram. Right, Facebook bought it to basically kill
Speaker 1: it in the crib and be like, you're not about
Speaker 1: to fucking challenge us. We own you now and now
Speaker 1: thank you. They weren't able to do that with TikTok,
Speaker 1: so now they're chasing these younger audiences. Zuckerberg an now
Speaker 1: said they're actually going to there will be twice as
Speaker 1: many fucking recommended posts on the feed because they want
Speaker 1: something akin to people like abandoning the idea of the
Speaker 1: feed as we know it and try and get into
Speaker 1: some infinite scroll like a TikTok for you page kind
Speaker 1: of ship. And the way they're motivating it is to
Speaker 1: say we're not interested in people communicating with their friends anymore.
Speaker 1: What they're trying to do is dangle fame in front
Speaker 1: of users because they see what's happening on TikTok and
Speaker 1: the potential for just activating people's egos to chase like
Speaker 1: this fucking fame carrot, and that's how they're going to
Speaker 1: create more intense loyal users to generate more content. You're like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, yeah, well in the nineties, if you like,
Speaker 1: everybody wants to be famous, and like it's you know,
Speaker 1: there used to be American's funny some videos and if
Speaker 1: you won that, you got money. But if you could
Speaker 1: get famous, they're they're not sending your ship. Everybody's just
Speaker 1: dancing for Instagram and TikTok, like trying to get famous,
Speaker 1: and then they never get I'm like, where's the money.
Speaker 1: You can't just keep dangling. Don't dangle ship. I don't
Speaker 1: care if I have a million followers if I don't
Speaker 1: have any money, you know. Yeah, And like I mean
Speaker 1: and correct me if I'm wrong, But like influencers are
Speaker 1: still a thing and didn't at all come from Instagram.
Speaker 1: Like it's just like cultivate, like cultivate what you've done.
Speaker 1: You did it, like you did it. And it doesn't
Speaker 1: make sense to me that they're like, well, we people
Speaker 1: aren't getting famous on here like they used to. Well,
Speaker 1: it's that's the problem with like publicly traded companies like
Speaker 1: this right, because again it's all about shareholder value, and
Speaker 1: when the stock price takes a ship by, they're like,
Speaker 1: all it is about growth, and they're like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: like who cares if we're completely fucking the heads around
Speaker 1: of people who use this app, Like every study has shown,
Speaker 1: especially with young people, how damaging it can be. But
Speaker 1: because of that, they're just doing all this wild ship
Speaker 1: And meanwhile all the users like what the funk is
Speaker 1: this and they're surprised that less people are using it
Speaker 1: or just more like, I don't know, it's like where
Speaker 1: I get, I have to see a bunch of stupid
Speaker 1: reels of I don't like. Remember during the Coal of Wars,
Speaker 1: it was like it'd be like, you know, it's TikTok
Speaker 1: and Instagram or like trying to be number one. But
Speaker 1: it's like just be you. We like it. You know,
Speaker 1: PEPSI didn't start putting ship and piss in their stuff.
Speaker 1: People still like Pepsi. They didn't make it taste good man,
Speaker 1: just tasting. I thought I was right, And you think,
Speaker 1: like two people talk about like be real or like NGL,
Speaker 1: you know, like there are like these other ones that
Speaker 1: are more just about like being very normal, Like it's
Speaker 1: not about influencer ship. It's clearly just for people who
Speaker 1: just want to send each other like candid picks or
Speaker 1: to Slice of Life stuff. But that's not really doing numbers,
Speaker 1: I guess. But at the end of the day, Meta
Speaker 1: has like their site set on this kind of ship,
Speaker 1: and it just feels like even wackier that, like, like
Speaker 1: you're saying, the keys Instagram gave way to really like
Speaker 1: this massive influencer culture and now they're like using Instagram
Speaker 1: to then be like the the like feeding grounds for
Speaker 1: people to try and become like famous, like in a
Speaker 1: very overt way, and it's like Hollywood, the app that's
Speaker 1: that can't go wrong at all them It's all fun though, man,
Speaker 1: it's all funed. I mean, I've I've talked to casting
Speaker 1: directors who have been in the room, like I'm an
Speaker 1: actor who have been in the room with like directors
Speaker 1: and producers from a TV show or film or whatever,
Speaker 1: and the producers and directors was like, oh, we're choosing
Speaker 1: between two people. Let's go look at their social media
Speaker 1: and like, had social media disqualified an actor, a talented
Speaker 1: actor from the running because somebody else's Instagram or social
Speaker 1: media was better and it wasn't like it's not like
Speaker 1: and it's And when I say that, I'm not saying
Speaker 1: just qualified, because this person was up here saying you know, uh,
Speaker 1: gay people can suck tones and like that, Like they
Speaker 1: wasn't saying problematic ship. They was just wasn't branded enough,
Speaker 1: like they've been nothing wrong. Yeah, And I'm just like
Speaker 1: it's all fucked. It's all fucked, So I hate it.
Speaker 1: I hate Yeah. Well, and like a lot of people
Speaker 1: say to like for the people who actually identify as
Speaker 1: like creators, like people who really like put content on Instagram,
Speaker 1: they've also noticed, like with all this like algorithmic ship
Speaker 1: and like the recommended post, it's actually made it harder
Speaker 1: for them to just post content and have it get shared,
Speaker 1: so they're not even like serving properly like the people
Speaker 1: that they're hoping we'll use the platform even more to
Speaker 1: make up for the lack of people who are using
Speaker 1: It's very it's very strange. Like with podcasts, people subscribe
Speaker 1: to the dailies. I guys, it shows up, they don't
Speaker 1: show you you can go to your podcast faith then
Speaker 1: they're just like how about and you're like, no, the
Speaker 1: ones I follow motherfucker. Don't send me up. Where's the ship?
Speaker 1: What's the point of getting the followers if you're not
Speaker 1: showing the ship to the people you don't want to
Speaker 1: the Daily Wired, the always no no, at least, I guys,
Speaker 1: what the fund am? I subscribe to the fucking antithesis
Speaker 1: of that fucking thing. But okay, yeah, like I couldn't
Speaker 1: the reels couldn't be more off base, like this ship
Speaker 1: that I'm suggested, and I just aggressively like this is inappropriate.
Speaker 1: I never want to see this ship again, like when
Speaker 1: you have the opportunity to do it, even report ship.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is inflammatory, Like I'm fucking pissed, Like
Speaker 1: it doesn't make sense. But I think because I'm just
Speaker 1: so used to the old, old school scroll. But you know,
Speaker 1: that's what social media has done to us. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: being said, follow me a Caleb signing on Instagram. It's
Speaker 1: my favorite app. I'm trying to get it going clips
Speaker 1: and you'll see clips from your podcast. Yeah exactly. I
Speaker 1: was thinking of you too, and I'm like, man, it's
Speaker 1: like you're putting out content and I'm like, I can
Speaker 1: only imagine how hard it is, too, Like when half
Speaker 1: the time people aren't seeing even the ship that they follow,
Speaker 1: and it's just, hey, man, you want to learn how
Speaker 1: to make orange sauce? That's inappropriate. No, I don't want
Speaker 1: to make I do, but not like this. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: well we'll figure out what that way is during the
Speaker 1: break and we'll be right back and we're back. Uh.
Speaker 1: Speaking of Ben Shapiro, Mr Ben, I keep him drier
Speaker 1: than Silica Jail Shapiro. He just found out I guess
Speaker 1: that Beyonce has a new album, so naturally he has
Speaker 1: some shipped to say, And specifically he's putting his attention
Speaker 1: on the lyrics because you know how he likes when
Speaker 1: women of color, black women, whatever do they got to
Speaker 1: track out. He likes to look at the lyrics just
Speaker 1: as a refresher. I think we all remember the hit
Speaker 1: from the summer of do you all? Do we all
Speaker 1: remember that? Do you all remember the spoken word jam
Speaker 1: that Ben Shapiro gave us? If you don't, If you
Speaker 1: don't remember, I'm sure you do. But I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: play this because we just I just want to hear
Speaker 1: him can perform the lyrics again. Some of the lyrics
Speaker 1: you ready horrors in this house. There's some hors in
Speaker 1: this house. Hoors in this house. There's some hors in
Speaker 1: this house. Hold up, I said, certified freaks seven days
Speaker 1: a week. Wet asked P word make that pull out
Speaker 1: game week. Yeah, you fen with some wet asked P word.
Speaker 1: P word is female genitalia. Bring a bucket and a
Speaker 1: mop for this wet ass P word. Okay, so we
Speaker 1: all remember that horrors. There's horrors an old prospector. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean again, that's that's the emphasize how inappropriate it is,
Speaker 1: because that's how you know, that's that's fills It fills
Speaker 1: me with so much anchor. Yeah, this is just oh,
Speaker 1: it fills out with so much anger. I gotta say.
Speaker 1: He has this video, this clip coming out where he's
Speaker 1: focusing on Beyonce because she decided to change the lyrics
Speaker 1: on the track he did because they able to spur spass.
Speaker 1: You're saying, I'm spazzing out on the track, and like
Speaker 1: a lot of people are like, hey, you probably it's
Speaker 1: probably don't want to do that. Lizzo did something similar
Speaker 1: to on the track of hers and Beyonce was like, okay,
Speaker 1: yeah that makes sense, Like I can I can change
Speaker 1: that word. It isn't good to spass on a track though,
Speaker 1: isn't it? Aren't they saying like it's gonna be a
Speaker 1: good thing. Yeah, right, that, and it's not again used negatively,
Speaker 1: but again she's just saying, like, oh, I get it
Speaker 1: that it's about it's a reference to like spastic cerebral palsy,
Speaker 1: and like that's just like this old word that we've
Speaker 1: taken and completely just turned into Like no, that's like
Speaker 1: a very fucked up description of another condition. And so
Speaker 1: a lot of people would say that and say, oh, okay, cool.
Speaker 1: An artist is being fucking mindful of like how their
Speaker 1: fans are interacting with the work and they're being considerate,
Speaker 1: or you might not even give a funk at all
Speaker 1: what an artist does with their work and you don't
Speaker 1: care if what either way, what happens. Well, Ben Shapiro
Speaker 1: sees this as another wacky chapter in the book of
Speaker 1: how the Left hates free speech, but it's also perverted.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna bring up this clip because there's two
Speaker 1: parts to it. One where he is trying to describe
Speaker 1: what's happening, and he actually he tries to defend Beyonce here,
Speaker 1: but play the first half just so you can understand.
Speaker 1: And then well we'll let him ramble for a second
Speaker 1: before he gets to his actual point. And representative for
Speaker 1: Beyonce is confirmed to inside the lyric containing the word
Speaker 1: spas and her new album will be changed as well. Okay,
Speaker 1: why is he talking so fast? That's how they announced
Speaker 1: Pearl Harbor and he's like, I representative from Beyonce. It's
Speaker 1: like the summer see Benching forty one. It's like, what
Speaker 1: the yeah, the Japanese have launched a strike on the
Speaker 1: naval base from Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. What your microphones right there?
Speaker 1: Then it's just also, man, I listen man, white people,
Speaker 1: white people listening to this. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: If you ever need to have a example of white people,
Speaker 1: no matter how bad they are, can make it in
Speaker 1: this world, listen to this man's voice and he has
Speaker 1: succeeded in life. What a voice like that? But here's
Speaker 1: the thing, No, no, no no, don't. I'm a master debater.
Speaker 1: Like how the funds listen to him? Like I like
Speaker 1: put that they put his voice in their ears and
Speaker 1: don't have their dicks fall off from just like straight
Speaker 1: boredom and like just discussed it. Symptom of boredom. It
Speaker 1: is well when he's talk him to go on, because
Speaker 1: he does actually come to stand at Beyonce's side, but
Speaker 1: miss pronounces the funk out of everything when he tries
Speaker 1: to explain everything that's happening with this album, just like
Speaker 1: even with the police ship. Then from Beyonce's team, they
Speaker 1: claim it was not used intentionally in a harmful way, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, it's true. I actually I can't believe
Speaker 1: I'm defending the Queen Bay here. I'm sorry, Queen one
Speaker 1: of the marine guards for the Queen Bay. But apparently
Speaker 1: this is not the only converse of Grammy winning singer.
Speaker 1: His face made release of the new album, Renaissance was
Speaker 1: leaked to two days prior to its official release date. Additionally,
Speaker 1: the superstar has now been involve the ne feud with
Speaker 1: singer Kellis over the sampling of her song Milkshake. Kelli
Speaker 1: said that Beyonce did not inform her prior to the user. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we get it. You don't know who Beyonce is,
Speaker 1: you don't know who Callis is, you don't know anything.
Speaker 1: You just saw someone edited the lyrics to a song,
Speaker 1: and and of course you have an opinion on again,
Speaker 1: because Ben Shapiro has everything to say about women of
Speaker 1: color whenever there's an opportunity to do it. Let me
Speaker 1: just get to his actual point, because he's he's ranting
Speaker 1: for a minute. So here's his ultimate point. I guess
Speaker 1: if if it's even a point, despite demonstrating he knows
Speaker 1: nothing about music or what's happening right now, it is
Speaker 1: amazing there. These are the standards in our society. Using
Speaker 1: the words bass in a song totally bad, horrible, remove
Speaker 1: it offensive. Having full scale songs for children about the
Speaker 1: moisture state of your vagina that is Shakespearean wonder really
Speaker 1: for children, for children again, this is a merchant. So
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna you know, I already fucked up by
Speaker 1: kind of feeding him the energy right now. But I
Speaker 1: can't believe that just the fucking bad face ship he
Speaker 1: says just to get his audience to be like yeah, man,
Speaker 1: because you know that's the wap is they're they're teaching
Speaker 1: them in pre schools. Now. I just refused. I refuse
Speaker 1: to like believe that these people are this dumb, right,
Speaker 1: and I know they're not. I know it's racism, I
Speaker 1: know it's sexism. I know it's misogyny I know is
Speaker 1: hatred of brown and black people. I know is hatred
Speaker 1: of free dumb, and I know it's also a hatred
Speaker 1: that women. His wife. Women probably like a fucking cave
Speaker 1: when he comes near, a dirty, dusty cave of wonders
Speaker 1: when he comes near only so I I get it.
Speaker 1: But it's just like, bro, you know these songs say
Speaker 1: for kids? You know it? Like stop now, I get it.
Speaker 1: Kids to songs and things are more accessible than ever
Speaker 1: and blah blah blah blah blah. But you ain't like
Speaker 1: motherfucker's Elton john One making ship for kids in the seventies, Like,
Speaker 1: come on, man, what are people supposed to suck to? Like?
Speaker 1: How much is that doggy in the window we're supposed
Speaker 1: to be sucking at that we on the bus to
Speaker 1: listen to when we're hoarding the wheels on the bus
Speaker 1: going around and round. Yeah, I'm listening to the Frozen
Speaker 1: soundtrack and what are you doing? Let me tell you?
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something about that. Though, if you
Speaker 1: have ever busted at the right moment when she said
Speaker 1: let it go, man boy, nothing, you might not be
Speaker 1: asked out for another day. Though either you may not
Speaker 1: you may not, but then you roll over and then
Speaker 1: just be like the codes never bothered me. Anyway, he's
Speaker 1: going down on his wife. We don't talk about Bruno.
Speaker 1: What a what a romantic relationship you have? Which is
Speaker 1: be true? What's true? Bruno is probably the dude who
Speaker 1: she is fucking that gets her wet. Ben Shapiro think
Speaker 1: Beyonce or like Megan the Stallion, a Cardi b like
Speaker 1: they're the new Rafi or some ship like that. That's
Speaker 1: what it is. But I guess again maybe because his
Speaker 1: perspective is like, well, you the youth like this, even
Speaker 1: though I am about the same age, but I'm so
Speaker 1: disconnected from everything because I'm a I'm a performance hologram
Speaker 1: of a hollow man. Uh like I don't know what's
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on then, but you know what,
Speaker 1: just just keep your mouth shut because not like what anyway,
Speaker 1: look I've done. His mouth is kind of in the shape.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if he could go down to
Speaker 1: his wife and his lips go in like how I
Speaker 1: don't think you could get like like inverse inverse turtles
Speaker 1: beak or something. He goes down there and the lips
Speaker 1: go down on him like, let's eat him up. That's
Speaker 1: a perfect god him all right. Uh, speaking of fucking
Speaker 1: loser ship peddlers, let's check in with Alex Jones right now.
Speaker 1: He has caught up in more than one defamation suit
Speaker 1: from parents of Sandy Hook victims, because if you remember,
Speaker 1: he's been the ones saying false FuG attack just like
Speaker 1: all that ship, all day, NonStop. Obviously, their their lawsuits
Speaker 1: are like saying, yo, man, this guy's conspiracy bullshit led
Speaker 1: to years of harassment and torment. I was never able
Speaker 1: to grieve my kids because people were saying my child
Speaker 1: never existed and was an actor or some ship. And
Speaker 1: it has been NonStop. I want to I we need
Speaker 1: a hundred fifty million dollars and he's like, my god,
Speaker 1: he's Brandy Crop. But look, we we know it's all strategic,
Speaker 1: but we know there's cash there. So during the discovery
Speaker 1: phase of this, like recent court case, he said that
Speaker 1: he had no text messages that were related to Sandy
Speaker 1: Hook on his phone, so there was nothing to see,
Speaker 1: your honor, I got I got nothing. I got I
Speaker 1: never I never even texted anything, so there's nothing to see. Okay,
Speaker 1: what about emails? I don't use email. So it's probably
Speaker 1: never gonna be any kind of Sandy Hook emails anyway,
Speaker 1: because I don't even use email, Like I'm so fucking
Speaker 1: like just chill like that and off the grid. Well,
Speaker 1: he took the stand after apparently getting just the judge
Speaker 1: just like dressing him down there like can you not
Speaker 1: chew gum in here? Like so aggressively because that was
Speaker 1: his energy. Uh. A lawyer first when he got on
Speaker 1: the stand, first played a clip of him like on
Speaker 1: the phone saying that the jurors were like dumb because
Speaker 1: they were blue collar and aren't living on the same planet.
Speaker 1: And so that's what the first thing that that was
Speaker 1: played in court. Then he said, this is what the this'
Speaker 1: is what the what the lawyer for the Sandy Hook
Speaker 1: family said, quote, did you know that twelve days ago
Speaker 1: your attorneys messed up and sent me an entire digital
Speaker 1: copy of your entire cell phone with every text message
Speaker 1: you've sent for the past two years, and when informed,
Speaker 1: your lawyers did not take any steps to identify it
Speaker 1: as privileged. This is he's asking this to Alex Jones
Speaker 1: when he's on the stand. He said, you know, just
Speaker 1: to go on in discovery, you were asked if you
Speaker 1: had Sandy Hook text messages on your phone, and you
Speaker 1: said no, correct, you said that under oath. Jones said,
Speaker 1: if I was mistaken, I was mistaken. You've got the
Speaker 1: text messages right there. Then the lawyer goes back, he says,
Speaker 1: you know what perjury is, right, you testified under oath
Speaker 1: that you personally searched your phone for the phrase Sandy
Speaker 1: Hook and said there were no messages. You lied, uh,
Speaker 1: And he said no, I did not lie. And that
Speaker 1: was like kind of where that sort of line of
Speaker 1: questioning went. And it was like, oh shit, like this
Speaker 1: this came out of nowhere. And what about those what
Speaker 1: about his emails? Right? Well, maybe he searched like a phone,
Speaker 1: like he just searched a phone, like I have a
Speaker 1: lot of phones, but he searched a land I went
Speaker 1: to the Verizon store. I saw the new Galaxy No.
Speaker 1: S five. I searched Sandy Hook, nothing on there, and
Speaker 1: I bought that phone. Did you say he searched his landline?
Speaker 1: He picked up landline and did the old Corty, the
Speaker 1: old court like type. Al right, I got three times
Speaker 1: to get to slight. It's nothing came up. I just
Speaker 1: got a busy though, that lawyer that's ext you accidentally
Speaker 1: what the oh my god? But he gets better, right,
Speaker 1: So the emails, dude, he he fucking upper cuts Jones
Speaker 1: again with like another just revelation that Alex Jones are
Speaker 1: not prepared for. And he said by basically being showing
Speaker 1: him his own emails as evidence. He's like, that also
Speaker 1: came from his phone. And then this lawyer goes, you'd
Speaker 1: agree these are emails you sent to your lawyers, your staff,
Speaker 1: and others concerning your business operations, Sandy Hook and other topics. Correct,
Speaker 1: Alex Jones is so sugar. His response was, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: So yeah, he definitely got your ask. But again to
Speaker 1: your point, who, how do you fuck that up so bad?
Speaker 1: I mean, like, I'm granted, I obviously want the truth
Speaker 1: to come out. I want these families to be able to,
Speaker 1: you know, have some semblance of justice. But my god,
Speaker 1: the lawyer is like, oh shit, I texted it to
Speaker 1: the fucking other attorney, all this evidence. Uh all right,
Speaker 1: well I guess that's that. I mean, I don't, I
Speaker 1: don't I'd be afraid to represent myself in court, but
Speaker 1: I think I would know not to do that. It's like,
Speaker 1: what's the point of having a lawyer? Hey, you're not
Speaker 1: gonna like send all to the other No, no, no,
Speaker 1: no would do that. I think that Alex, I gotta
Speaker 1: be honest with you about something that. I think that
Speaker 1: I think his lawyer hates him so much that he
Speaker 1: did best it on purpose sabotage. It's like, you know,
Speaker 1: I got these lost tapes too of in full wars
Speaker 1: you might want to hear. Seriously, I got the uncut versions.
Speaker 1: He's like, why did I get a link to a
Speaker 1: plex server with all of these video clips? Ship we
Speaker 1: even never even heard before? Oh, I don't know, shout
Speaker 1: out to that lawyer. But it feels like, uh yeah,
Speaker 1: it sounds like I don't know, it doesn't sound like
Speaker 1: it's gonna go well, but you love to see that
Speaker 1: for somebody so nasty. I think the same with Tucker Carlson. Whoever.
Speaker 1: I think there's a lefty and Tucker Carlson's like social
Speaker 1: media game because all his whenever he has a thing
Speaker 1: on YouTube, it'll be like Tucker Carlson, this guy can't fuck.
Speaker 1: It'll just be a very big diss like the headline.
Speaker 1: It'll be like unbearable to watch and it's like it's
Speaker 1: it's based on what he's saying about something, but every
Speaker 1: one of them looks like it's about him. So funny.
Speaker 1: Tucker Carlson, what a loser? Yeah, and you're like, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, hold on, I might collect to like got
Speaker 1: your ass um man? Well, Caleb, thank you so much
Speaker 1: for stopping by in the Daily Zeitgeist and being a
Speaker 1: ghost today. Always a pleasure, man. Where can people find you?
Speaker 1: Follow you, listen to you, support you and all that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I I host a podcast with Dave Ross, comes out
Speaker 1: every Monday. It's called what's it called? It's just dumb
Speaker 1: fun and still it's just a fun, silly podcast. And
Speaker 1: we renamed stuff you can tweet at us and we'll
Speaker 1: read them on the show and stuff we just renamed,
Speaker 1: we like rename rbs and things, and it's just a fun,
Speaker 1: dumb thing. But check it out and I'll be in
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Speaker 1: The shows are pretty close to selling out, so get
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Speaker 1: at Caleb Signing and on Twitter at dumb Caleb. There
Speaker 1: it is there, it is jakis Man. Thank you so
Speaker 1: much for helping me host today. Oh wait, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: What's a tweet that you like? Caleb? Hell yeah, I
Speaker 1: saw one. Uh. I don't know if y'all know Dave Waite,
Speaker 1: really funny guy at Dave White Comedy. He tweeted one
Speaker 1: and made me snort the other day. It's very simple.
Speaker 1: He just said they should make short loads of bread
Speaker 1: for single people. And it's like, hit me and my
Speaker 1: soul because yeah, he his solution isn't even getting a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: It's a shorter loaf of bread. What he wants. He's
Speaker 1: sticking thro thinking like a capitalist though, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. It's not that I need that. It's like
Speaker 1: I need this new product, that other thing. Like even
Speaker 1: my wife, her majesty, she's like, just put the other
Speaker 1: part in the freezer if you have bread left. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I hate frozen bread. I'm like the idea. My girlfriend
Speaker 1: does the same thing. I'm gonna I'm not gonna eat
Speaker 1: it frozen. I'm not trying to eat frozen bread. Maybe
Speaker 1: I don't want bread that much if I'm putting it
Speaker 1: in the freezer, maybe I don't want it. Like I've
Speaker 1: given up on that loaf and I can't do that
Speaker 1: to the loaf. I took that loaf home from the store, okay,
Speaker 1: and I promised it full digestion and not a life
Speaker 1: of solitude and the fucking freezer. But oh yeah, there's
Speaker 1: a poor loaf. Where do they find you? Follow you? Ah,
Speaker 1: from the streets obviously, you know you know you can
Speaker 1: find me in these streets. I'll be back here tomorrow,
Speaker 1: so we'll be talking again, said Gang at Jackie's nail
Speaker 1: on everything. Also, let me give a couple I want
Speaker 1: to give a shout out. I want to give a
Speaker 1: shout out. I joined the Jim earlier this month or
Speaker 1: last month, and I'll walk into my first class ever
Speaker 1: and like I'm talking to the instructor and she's like,
Speaker 1: I recognize your voice, and like she's like, do you do?
Speaker 1: And she recognized me from this pot from the daily
Speaker 1: side Gang. Uh And just like was so tickled that
Speaker 1: I was in her classes. I felt like a celebrity
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Speaker 1: treat you like man? Well fun Twitter Okay, yeah, oh
Speaker 1: yeah that's right man. So Twitter all day, Twitter, all day,
Speaker 1: I got, I got, I got a couple, I got
Speaker 1: a couple. I my man, Spice Adams. Uh, it's very
Speaker 1: funny too. I love Spice, Love Spice Atoms and a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago, not a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: two days ago, uh posted a video both him, but
Speaker 1: from two different perspectives of a person who doesn't like seafood.
Speaker 1: And then somebody else is like, but you don't like salmon,
Speaker 1: you don't like crab cakes? What about shrimp? What about
Speaker 1: like all these things? And it was just a fucking
Speaker 1: perfect video. So if you don't follow Spice Atoms, Uh,
Speaker 1: he's so goddamn funny. He used to play for Chicago Bears.
Speaker 1: Now he's in the comedy entertainment world. Such a funny
Speaker 1: ass dude, genuine as hell. And then one more from
Speaker 1: embracing black culture and it is a picture of like
Speaker 1: a woman crying and like she sat, and above it
Speaker 1: is haircuts ain't lasting two weeks like they used to.
Speaker 1: And I was like, damn that it is true? Is true? Man?
Speaker 1: That was great? Alright, man, listen to some tweets I
Speaker 1: like at Jamie Loftis Helped tweeted I'm still mentally recovering
Speaker 1: from asking a guy to show what his biggest regret
Speaker 1: was as a bit and him replying losing my kids
Speaker 1: at the zoo and that's oh my god, holy sh it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: really take a few seats. That's a bad place to
Speaker 1: lose your kids. Man, Yeah, absolutely not. Then okay, this
Speaker 1: from at Underscore Chase and then three Underscores tweeted getting
Speaker 1: sucked inside the Jumanji game for thirty years and starting
Speaker 1: to sound pretty good at this point. Another one from
Speaker 1: at Cowboy Practice tweeted on Instagram postion answer two questions
Speaker 1: one are you in Europe too? Are you still dating them?
Speaker 1: And I think that's a very efficient way. And finally
Speaker 1: at Emmy k Ultra tweeted the funk is a clock
Speaker 1: steampunk ass word as the steam funk o clock the clock.
Speaker 1: I didn't it come from on the clock, like, what
Speaker 1: year did that word come out? Yeah? I don't know,
Speaker 1: let's see, what's the Yeah used after number for one
Speaker 1: to indicate the hour of the day night he is,
Speaker 1: I don't think give the ship. I'm already I'm already
Speaker 1: lost steam punk all right. Uh, let's see. You can
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Speaker 1: Where you can see are all the articles we discussed,
Speaker 1: as well as a song we ride out on today.
Speaker 1: We are going to go out on a track from
Speaker 1: and Jamaican artists who then relocated to Toronto. Like in
Speaker 1: the seventies, or maybe sixties named Trevor Dandy. Uh kind
Speaker 1: of in the first half from this artist, and this
Speaker 1: track is called is There Any Love? And it's like
Speaker 1: a soulful jam. The drumming on it is like ahead
Speaker 1: of its time, the like the organ playing is like
Speaker 1: very abstract. It's like for a song that's from the seventies.
Speaker 1: It's very forward thinking and very funky. So check out
Speaker 1: Trevor Dandy. It's called is There Any Love? That'll do
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