Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome the season to forty eight,
Speaker 1: episode two of the Daily ZEITGEISTU production of My Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: This is the podcast that is number one around the
Speaker 1: world on every Conceivable podcast chart, that is ran by
Speaker 1: my mother that says we take a deep dive into
Speaker 1: America's shared consciousness. It's Tuesday, October two, and that means
Speaker 1: one thing. It's National Night Out Day, National Coloring Book Day,
Speaker 1: and National ice cream Sandwich Day. Joel, what what do
Speaker 1: you like those three things? Night out, coloring book, ice
Speaker 1: cream sandwich. Also, I think you said October instead of August.
Speaker 1: I said, please leave this in justin round, correct me.
Speaker 1: I'm having a lot of problems right now. It's August.
Speaker 1: See are you read? I get yeah. I think I'm honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. Are you using this as
Speaker 1: justification and not pay right? What do you mean? It's
Speaker 1: October one, October second, um, Joel? Of those things on
Speaker 1: August second? Ice cream sandwich? What was the other option?
Speaker 1: Night out Day? It's weird to say night day is dumb? Okay,
Speaker 1: can only happen in the evening. It's a Monday's get
Speaker 1: out of here. It's it's meant to fuck it. You
Speaker 1: know what it's appost to do, promote police community partnerships,
Speaker 1: and they're not. It's Leo season, so I don't have
Speaker 1: to choose. So I would say coloring books and ice
Speaker 1: can sandwiches as I get in touch with my inner
Speaker 1: child in therapy. That is the vibes are you when
Speaker 1: you were coloring? Like okay. My method when I first
Speaker 1: started to like be in the lines is I would
Speaker 1: do my first lines that were near the line first
Speaker 1: you bold, then I could go fucking hand and in shades.
Speaker 1: That's how professional painters paint around, like light pictures and stuff.
Speaker 1: So I think that just shows that your skills at
Speaker 1: an artistic level very early. Or I know how to
Speaker 1: make sure that save me. Or I had a high
Speaker 1: pressure household where perfection was the king that um for
Speaker 1: the eldest child. I'm the only you know, So that
Speaker 1: comes with its whole other kind of therapy that you need. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Like I said, it's Tuesday, August second, not October two.
Speaker 1: My name is Miles Gray a k A. Jadeo Noh,
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Speaker 1: check out this week what is It? Parts three and
Speaker 1: four of Behind the Bastards. Uh, Clarence Thomas, Robert and
Speaker 1: I go deeper than I ever thought I needed to
Speaker 1: on a topic like that. Anyway, I'm thrilled to be
Speaker 1: joined by my guest co host. You already heard me
Speaker 1: evoke her name like like some kind of god. I'm like,
Speaker 1: please Joel, Joel, Joel, and the third time she will
Speaker 1: make herself no, please welcome Joe Man. Okay, Candy Man.
Speaker 1: Apparently I'll just pop out of them. You say my
Speaker 1: name multiple times. But the but the O g one, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the good one, the good one. And I like the
Speaker 1: Candy Man. I firm in this category. I don't care.
Speaker 1: Really liked it. Oh that was the new one good.
Speaker 1: I liked it. Nita Cosa directed it, um, but I
Speaker 1: really like her work. Listen if you gotta go back
Speaker 1: to Chicago and examine what happened at Cambrini Green through
Speaker 1: a horror film. I'm pretty much all the way in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's fun. And I don't even mean to say, like, oh,
Speaker 1: only the original, because that's just me being old and
Speaker 1: only like watching the original. When I heard the new
Speaker 1: one come out, I was like, I'm old. But O
Speaker 1: G makes an appearance and it's really really hopefully shows up. Sure, Okay, okay, well,
Speaker 1: please welcome our guests today. Joel help me welcome. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it, let's do it. I wish she'd say no,
Speaker 1: no him, I'm the guest today, Okay, honestly, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: I actually don't give a fuck, but I do. We do.
Speaker 1: He's a hilarious stand up comedian frequent guests. You may
Speaker 1: know him from places like I don't know, Conan that's
Speaker 1: like on TV, or maybe his fucking wonderful show boast Rattle,
Speaker 1: which is a compliment battle not about smoking somebody going negative,
Speaker 1: but going to the positive. Please welcome to the microphone
Speaker 1: to the proverbial stage. Mr Kyle Ayer's Yeah, it's me
Speaker 1: a k A A k A you You are a
Speaker 1: k out there in the world know nothing, you know,
Speaker 1: all this stuff all I Candy Man was gave me
Speaker 1: nightmares my whole life, the original one. I saw it
Speaker 1: when I was way too young, like you know, at
Speaker 1: a sleepover, and it just gave me nightmares forever. Why
Speaker 1: it is as an adult and I was like, that's good.
Speaker 1: It's not like you know, I was just afraid everything.
Speaker 1: But right right, I did not see anyone either, but
Speaker 1: I would love to. Okay, but I'm trying to think.
Speaker 1: There was a tweet last week I was just thinking
Speaker 1: about this that said, like, what, what's a film that
Speaker 1: gave you nightmares that you'll always that will always sit
Speaker 1: with you? And I have the weirdest answer for that.
Speaker 1: Are not a weird answer, but I was just curious,
Speaker 1: what did you put that as the film that gave
Speaker 1: you the most nightmares? It gave me, It perpetually gave
Speaker 1: me reoccurring nightmares. And and yes, I don't had nothing
Speaker 1: to do with anything with the plot or and you know,
Speaker 1: when you're literally you're just like I was just picking
Speaker 1: us up. It was an insane thing for our friends,
Speaker 1: my friends parents to show a bunch of like eight
Speaker 1: year olds, right right, right right, a crazy movie and
Speaker 1: then to be like go to bed and you're like, nah,
Speaker 1: I'm good for this year, like not after that ship. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The movies that really scared me coming up are equally ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Alec Baldwin's The Spirit, which is not at all horror film,
Speaker 1: but like no, but being afraid of him has aged well,
Speaker 1: really freaked me out, Like are we gonna like a
Speaker 1: mock movie theater in the basement? My dad like walk
Speaker 1: me upstairs. I was like, that's so scary. Um. And
Speaker 1: then the other one is a Starship Troopers, which I said,
Speaker 1: like you way too young, and the whipping scene and
Speaker 1: then Giant Bugs that's officers. It was really scary for me.
Speaker 1: That was my first on screen boob I ever saw
Speaker 1: again at a birthday party, way too young. We went
Speaker 1: and saw that in theaters. No, I was actually in
Speaker 1: a grooms minute that kids now adults wedding and asked
Speaker 1: to give a second speech, which is a nightmare situation.
Speaker 1: His brother was the best man and his brother was
Speaker 1: giving a speech and his brother goes, Kyle's funny, We'll
Speaker 1: have him do some stuff after I'm done, which is
Speaker 1: on the spot at a wedding is an insane thing
Speaker 1: to do to somebody. So I just told a story
Speaker 1: about when Kevin's mom took us to see Starship Troopers
Speaker 1: and I saw boobs and I ate candy and threw
Speaker 1: up great story for they're in a nice dress. The
Speaker 1: film I saw that I don't know why I saw
Speaker 1: it at such a young age was David Lynch's eraser Head.
Speaker 1: I saw my dad played that shift for me when
Speaker 1: I was like four, okay, and I was like, he
Speaker 1: was like, oh man, He's like, we gotta watch this
Speaker 1: art film terrified, And I think to this day it's
Speaker 1: one of the reasons I don't like Ship in Black
Speaker 1: and White, because it reminds me of how you know,
Speaker 1: it was like this feeling were like when you watch
Speaker 1: a scary movie and it's so scary, you feel like
Speaker 1: you can't escape the what's scary on the screen, Like
Speaker 1: you can't even you can't ground yourself in reality, and
Speaker 1: being like I am not in the room with this
Speaker 1: dancing chicken body thing. You're like, it's that in its
Speaker 1: real and it's sucking me up. Anyway, think that as
Speaker 1: you get older, David Lynch, stuff becomes scary for different reasons.
Speaker 1: Right you're a kid, it's very surface level. Now. I'm
Speaker 1: like he he reads the weather every day on his YouTube,
Speaker 1: and I'm afraid of that because it's getting so hot
Speaker 1: the weather in Los Angeles and the ball mean ninety
Speaker 1: three degrees. He's was thinking of a song and it's
Speaker 1: either like the most obscure jazz song from nineteen o
Speaker 1: eight that you've ever heard, or like get Back by
Speaker 1: the Beatles. It's like, I was thinking of get Back
Speaker 1: by the Man, Upstart Man from Liverpool. Uh. Yeah, shout
Speaker 1: out David Lynch is weird. Him and my mom have
Speaker 1: the same birthday, I think. Anyway, Uh, we're gonna get
Speaker 1: to know you, Kyle a little bit better. But first
Speaker 1: we're gonna tell people what we're gonna talk about today. First,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just check in with if golf fans are
Speaker 1: fucking with Saudi Arabia's new sports washing project, the l
Speaker 1: I V Golf Invitational. Um, spoiler alert, they're not. But
Speaker 1: we'll get into the details of that because they just
Speaker 1: had their big old tournament over the weekend. Uh. Then
Speaker 1: we'll check in. The Pope recently said, you know, after
Speaker 1: going to Canada, I might have to retire, and I
Speaker 1: was like, wait, what happened in Canada, maybe because it
Speaker 1: was a series of non apologies and awkward moments for
Speaker 1: the Catholic Church. We'll check in with that quote unquote
Speaker 1: apology tour from Pope Francis. Then we'll also just talk
Speaker 1: about it. Just a little update from the moon. Turns
Speaker 1: out there's some pretty chill spots on the Moon that
Speaker 1: are in the sixty three degrees fahrenheit all the time.
Speaker 1: So moon colonizer's get your wallets out. But first, Kyle,
Speaker 1: we gotta ask you, our guests, what's something from your
Speaker 1: search or search history. I'm in history that is revealing
Speaker 1: about who you are. My search is gender neutral, so
Speaker 1: hisstory or history are both fine by me. Uh. From
Speaker 1: my the last thing I google search was how do
Speaker 1: you know when jalapenos are ready to pick? I have
Speaker 1: a jalapeno plant that's doing very well. I only plant
Speaker 1: this doing well. It's right out my window, and I
Speaker 1: don't I'm so I'm like, when do you when can
Speaker 1: you eat them? Yeah? And it took everything you look up.
Speaker 1: They're just like kind of you know, which is not
Speaker 1: helpful like in any capacity. They're just like, you know,
Speaker 1: like you know, look at look at them when they
Speaker 1: look like it, and I'm like, well I don't. They
Speaker 1: don't look like they're on top of nachos at a
Speaker 1: baseball game, So I need you to give me more
Speaker 1: to make. They don't know they would niggery taste that
Speaker 1: they do out of the can? Right? When are they
Speaker 1: where they change colors? Right? Yeah, that's I mean, it's
Speaker 1: you know, you dive into any world, but the world
Speaker 1: plant people. Really, every world has like a deep culture,
Speaker 1: but plain people seem to be an isolated deep culture.
Speaker 1: It's like I googled, like what happens if no one
Speaker 1: likes you? And so I'm I'm down this. So it
Speaker 1: turns out they they're like, you're home ready this whole time?
Speaker 1: One caterpillar eight a whole alpino, And I'm like, that
Speaker 1: dude is somewhere. You got the hungrungy caterpillar in your house.
Speaker 1: Now he's over in a different plant that but he's yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like wearing a drug. I made a wing sauce
Speaker 1: with him. It was so hot that it cleared my
Speaker 1: nasal passages doing this alone. How big, Like, I mean,
Speaker 1: how big are your halobenio peppers? Getting them? Because when
Speaker 1: I see a store. I see like some thick ones.
Speaker 1: These ones are these ones are are less store more
Speaker 1: farmer's market. Sad stand that you're like avoiding eye contact
Speaker 1: as you leave. What they're doing. They're doing all right?
Speaker 1: I have like and they keep growing, which is nice.
Speaker 1: It makes me feel the rest of everything else dying
Speaker 1: tomatoes aren't doing good. Everything else dying. But palapenos has
Speaker 1: the jalapeno before. Right when you logged on before we
Speaker 1: went on, Mike, we noticed that you're a smoothie gang, Joel,
Speaker 1: are you smoothie gang too? Are you smoothing it? Okay?
Speaker 1: So I can see the color through your stress. Seems
Speaker 1: like a traditional red berry ish vibe at the very okay,
Speaker 1: a lot of dragon fruit. Kyle, you lifted your cup now,
Speaker 1: can you can you lift it into frame one more time?
Speaker 1: I'm looking at this cup? What what what is in
Speaker 1: that that? Aside from dirt, it looked I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. But one of the things, um, coconut,
Speaker 1: but that's not that color. Spinach but that's not that color.
Speaker 1: And they're also not the colors that mix together. It's
Speaker 1: I don't know. It has some ingredients like I'm not
Speaker 1: I don't know a lot of these more obscure fruits
Speaker 1: and vegetables and things, and I'm afraid to pronounce them.
Speaker 1: I one time I was a judge on a spelling
Speaker 1: bee and I had to give out the words. And
Speaker 1: this was a charity spelling bee for like Warby Parker
Speaker 1: in the Lower east Side. So picture the people that
Speaker 1: are at this right, like the Warby Parker employees, like
Speaker 1: the sea, like all the liked event for them. It's
Speaker 1: like here's it's like their Christmas party. And I said
Speaker 1: to out loud to these people, your your word is
Speaker 1: a kuy oh no. And I've never seen more thick
Speaker 1: frame glasses, white people upset. It's literally like I accused
Speaker 1: them of gentrifying the Lower east Side. They were all
Speaker 1: so defensive so quickly people were screaming us I E.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, look, I can't even afford the fruit.
Speaker 1: That's your spelling word right right right. That's also just
Speaker 1: the irony of those people been like you're mispronouncing it. Sorry,
Speaker 1: no one here actually wears prescriptions, and it is just
Speaker 1: I'm so I'm afraid to say whatever that is in
Speaker 1: the smoothie. But it's a lot of asparagus. You're like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, is that what it is? It's got
Speaker 1: some asper juice? Uh. I think cocao. I think I'm dyslexic.
Speaker 1: Every time I see coco, I think same. Oh, I
Speaker 1: just when I see it, I just think of it
Speaker 1: as the thing that wasn't actually chocolate. Growing up, Like
Speaker 1: when you saw like in l A. I remember, like
Speaker 1: in the eight like nineties and ship like with cocaw
Speaker 1: and it looked brown and I'd be like, oh really,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, it's not out of here. It's hell
Speaker 1: cow has not made its way to Missouri yet, let
Speaker 1: alone when I was growing up. Yeah, No, you're good,
Speaker 1: You're better off. And look at you. You're you're drinking
Speaker 1: healthy stuff and I'm drinking old, stale ranch waters. I'm
Speaker 1: drinking old bay and drinking old It's a nice cup
Speaker 1: of old couple of watered down old bay seasoning. It
Speaker 1: could be tasty. God, what's anything? Is underrated? Underrated? Retweeting yourself?
Speaker 1: Just retweet yourself. No one cares. What are we doing?
Speaker 1: Were you? Like? No one sees anything anymore. The feet
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. It's all fake. You don't see any of
Speaker 1: your friends, none of it's real. Just retweet you. Sometimes,
Speaker 1: if I just don't have any jokes to think of,
Speaker 1: I'll just search my name and then like the words sandwich,
Speaker 1: and then I'll just oh, in two thousand nine, I
Speaker 1: tweeted a joke about sandwich I and then I'll just
Speaker 1: retweet that out who cares? Who cares? I don't want
Speaker 1: to retweet, especially when it's like something on current subject
Speaker 1: and I feel like not enough people have interacted with it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, second time around, let's what happens. Sorry, yeah,
Speaker 1: it'll be It's it's funny that you say that, like
Speaker 1: no one cares because as someone who like doesn't use
Speaker 1: social media as well as it could, Like when I
Speaker 1: see when I'm back in the day when I would
Speaker 1: see like friends and bands like use like their band
Speaker 1: account to retweet their like personal tweet, like just to
Speaker 1: kind of get something going, and I'm like, well, hold,
Speaker 1: I know you cheat right See now you got bots involved,
Speaker 1: especially because that was Beyonce using the Destiny's Child accounts
Speaker 1: trying to push her album like have been around during
Speaker 1: the age of social media. Would a gift it would
Speaker 1: have been for me? Really child Twitter, Can you if
Speaker 1: that episode of smart guy came out, well there was
Speaker 1: there was Twitter kidding me, we would have alved it
Speaker 1: on the floor. It would have been insane. Yeah, absolutely
Speaker 1: beautiful moment in history. Shout out taj MARII just retweet yourself,
Speaker 1: just that it's fine. No one I think it's like,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's another case of like overthinking everything and
Speaker 1: no one thinks about you as much as you do,
Speaker 1: which is something I struggle with in my therapy, A
Speaker 1: like just read tweet yourself and right and like your
Speaker 1: your worst the worst voice in your head is the
Speaker 1: thing that you criticize other people about, you know, and
Speaker 1: then you think when you scroll by something that's whatever
Speaker 1: I'm doing, they don't care. They're not I've never scrolled
Speaker 1: by something like I cannot believe they're read tweeting themselves
Speaker 1: or I can't believe a screenshot of the tweet on Instagram.
Speaker 1: I just it just go. Look, I'm we're all sad, right,
Speaker 1: we're all dealing with ship bat. Yeah, it's it's getting
Speaker 1: hotter outside, So I'm not worried about retweeting yourself. What's
Speaker 1: something you think is overrated? I had h I wrote,
Speaker 1: I got in conversation about this, and then I was
Speaker 1: looking at the topics today and the l i V Tour,
Speaker 1: which looks like a golf tour named after a Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: The l i V Tour made me think sports. I
Speaker 1: think sports records are overrated. I think all this like
Speaker 1: like records, I think there's like should be like one
Speaker 1: to two that matter in every sport. I think that
Speaker 1: no one when you hear about like did you know
Speaker 1: he's the first player to bat three twelve on Wednesdays?
Speaker 1: If the mercuries and retro and I'm like, I don't care,
Speaker 1: just say he's funny, like I don't. The only sports
Speaker 1: records that matter are the huge ones, most home runs
Speaker 1: or like most points are Like the only baseball record
Speaker 1: I actually think matters is most birds hit by a pitch,
Speaker 1: and that's one, and that no one's gonna break unit.
Speaker 1: They might tie it is Randy. Randy the only one
Speaker 1: who blew up a bird with its else probably has.
Speaker 1: But I feel like if you get to that's suspicious,
Speaker 1: Like if you break that record, if you get to
Speaker 1: two birds hit with the pitch, then I think that
Speaker 1: you should stop the game and do like a big
Speaker 1: caloric cal rip and ceremony and everything. But I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm over it. I'm over like the very obscure. I
Speaker 1: know they got a fill time. It's a baseball game.
Speaker 1: Wait what so tell me what what are you hearing that? Like?
Speaker 1: Is just what's grinding your ears? I'm a Royals fan,
Speaker 1: and so there's are a lot of like positive things
Speaker 1: to talk about during I put their games on the background,
Speaker 1: like your vaccination record. Oh yeah, I mean, look, we're
Speaker 1: winning and losing at that. I thought you meant. I
Speaker 1: put it on in the background. Like, I just like
Speaker 1: that one player who was like, yeah, you know, maybe
Speaker 1: if I played on a team that went to the postseason,
Speaker 1: I think about getting back. Yeah. And another guy. They
Speaker 1: traded the guy to the Yankees and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll get this vaccine. Wow. But to be fair, getting
Speaker 1: the vaccine in Missouri is a way to get beat up.
Speaker 1: So I think, gosh it, uh, whether the filling time
Speaker 1: and Royals games, it's insane. You have to talk for
Speaker 1: three hours a day about the Royals. So these guys
Speaker 1: are just like, you know, this guy's as far as
Speaker 1: catchers who are over six five. He swings at the
Speaker 1: least amount of inside pit and I'm like this, nobody
Speaker 1: who qualifies for this, right, I mean yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: it's like all they have. All they have like massive spreadsheets,
Speaker 1: and like, I don't know, dude, I'm gonna try and
Speaker 1: find something interesting about this specific corner of the spreadsheet. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I find it so impressive as somebody who plays D
Speaker 1: and D, which is a game that involves a lot
Speaker 1: of like rudimentary math, that baseball is like, no, we'll
Speaker 1: see you T and D and raise you crazy calculus,
Speaker 1: not just in not just in how we track our
Speaker 1: players and their abilities, but in how we recruit and
Speaker 1: like developed teams over time. It is wild. I understand
Speaker 1: why there's still a sert and like the segment of
Speaker 1: the population that is baseball obsessed just for that alone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like. I like the stats, give me, give me all,
Speaker 1: because I don't sure how I'm not going to know them.
Speaker 1: I like the stats. I don't need the comparative records
Speaker 1: and all. The Baseball is the sport that is more
Speaker 1: fun to talk about off the than it just it's
Speaker 1: like lives on the page in a good way. But
Speaker 1: I don't need to know. Like in the NBA is
Speaker 1: also guilty of this where they'll be like, well, you know,
Speaker 1: as far as players under twenty three who put up
Speaker 1: eleven rebound, ten assists games before Christmas, And you're just like,
Speaker 1: what who we possibly if Kwamie Brown is on the list,
Speaker 1: it's not a record. You don't want him coming for
Speaker 1: you too. Now he has plenty time to listen. I mean,
Speaker 1: I have to say behind you as a basketball jersey
Speaker 1: that says this, say the valley one eight, And I
Speaker 1: know that that's like a area code thing, but for
Speaker 1: it's fun for me to picture a team that has
Speaker 1: eight hundred and nineteen players and this guy is just
Speaker 1: like really late that day and he's like, do we
Speaker 1: pickles already? Maybe number sixteen US? I can give you
Speaker 1: about sixteen plus if that works for plus six. Never
Speaker 1: mind my math players who have triple digit numbers that
Speaker 1: match up with area codes where their team plays, who've
Speaker 1: scored twenty points, he's he's one of the few. That's
Speaker 1: what it's funny to some other Like even in soccer,
Speaker 1: there's like all these other things like x G like
Speaker 1: expected goals or expected goal threat, and they put all
Speaker 1: these numbers up one half the time. It really like
Speaker 1: over analysis using math sometimes if you get too caught
Speaker 1: up and it really takes the enjoyment out out of
Speaker 1: merely like you're saying, just observing the people playing, be like, wow,
Speaker 1: I just don't need to know think make you don't
Speaker 1: need to frame everyone to be like an all time
Speaker 1: great player for one obscure thing. I do like baseball.
Speaker 1: And in the fact that maybe the best baseball movie
Speaker 1: ever was just some guys talking about math. I think
Speaker 1: that's pretty fun. And they're just like, numbers are crazy, right,
Speaker 1: Like this is the best baseball movie of all time.
Speaker 1: There's so little baseball. They're like, oh my god, Jonah
Speaker 1: Hill is a goddamn gift for sport that you can
Speaker 1: win by walking the most. They sure do one right
Speaker 1: for real. Alright, let's take a quick break. We'll be
Speaker 1: right back to keep the sports talk going, but about
Speaker 1: sports washing. And we're back. And yes, right before this,
Speaker 1: you were going to say the l I V. Golf
Speaker 1: Invitational tournament was something you thought was overrated. But I
Speaker 1: think it is important that people hear about this. Most
Speaker 1: people probably heard about the tournament when they saw that
Speaker 1: picture of Donald Trump like sweating in his cap from
Speaker 1: like last week, and everyone's like whoa, and you're like, no,
Speaker 1: that's from this other thing that's equally offensive. So the
Speaker 1: l I V. Well, first of all, it is the
Speaker 1: official take of the daily site guys that we want
Speaker 1: to nationalize the golf course is and make them parks
Speaker 1: for people to just kick it in, rather than becoming
Speaker 1: these like tax free havens where people could say off
Speaker 1: the resources and tax breaks. Fuck that, we're coming for
Speaker 1: your golf courses. It's crazy that you called someone's deceased
Speaker 1: ex wife a resource. Yeah, well we'll get to that part. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe we'll start off with that. So the l I V.
Speaker 1: Golf Invitational is this want to be competitor to the
Speaker 1: p g A for those people don't know, that's like
Speaker 1: the NBA for professional golf and the catches. It's entirely
Speaker 1: funded by the Saudi government. So we've heard of Prince
Speaker 1: Mohammed ben Salmon and his numerous violations in the human
Speaker 1: rights category, like the you know, extra judicial killing of
Speaker 1: Jamaka Shoji, or the war and Yemen. There's plenty of
Speaker 1: things that you can look at right now and be like,
Speaker 1: what's why are we always it is wild to be
Speaker 1: like from the makers of nine eleven comes golf. Yeah right,
Speaker 1: and this was the thing. The tournament was going to
Speaker 1: be at none other than Trump's Bedminster Golf Club in
Speaker 1: New Jersey, and many nine eleven families were saying, like, dude,
Speaker 1: you even say, like after nine eleven, the Saudi has
Speaker 1: had something to do with this, but please don't do this.
Speaker 1: So because of all the bad press, to put it lightly,
Speaker 1: that the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia is facing, you know,
Speaker 1: they're they're doing this thing like many nations will do,
Speaker 1: which is like you know, or companies they do green
Speaker 1: like polluters do greenwashing. Were suddenly for British petroleum, it's
Speaker 1: like we're pushing the future for like a cleaner, safer ocean.
Speaker 1: We're like, really, we didn't see that ship that happened
Speaker 1: in Gulf, all right whatever. And then with nations like
Speaker 1: Saudi Arabia, they are are getting into something called sports washing.
Speaker 1: And this is something that happens where you see a
Speaker 1: government basically take over a team or a sport and
Speaker 1: use the spectacle of sport to create like a positive
Speaker 1: connotation or relationship with people to be like, oh, Manchester
Speaker 1: City is a great team. I'm I will I will
Speaker 1: not look too into the Crown Prince who was also
Speaker 1: running this team because they bring us glory. Uh. The
Speaker 1: Saudi Arabian government also bought like this other English Premier
Speaker 1: League team called Newcastle United. So they're like kind of
Speaker 1: all in on using this like spectacle of sport to
Speaker 1: distract people. And the formula for these kinds of ops
Speaker 1: is like it's always the same. You bring out barrels
Speaker 1: of cash, you get a few big names to compromise
Speaker 1: their dignity, and tada, you've got the whole thing going.
Speaker 1: And they definitely got the first bits right. They got
Speaker 1: people like Greg Norman and Phil Mickelson, like Donald Trump
Speaker 1: and if you other PGA players to like jump ship,
Speaker 1: take the bag. And the funny thing was every single
Speaker 1: player who left the p g A to do this
Speaker 1: l i V thing they were every single person was
Speaker 1: adamant that they're not doing it because of the money.
Speaker 1: Like almost if you go through a quote by quote
Speaker 1: of people announcing their leaving the p g A for
Speaker 1: the l i V, it's always some version of it's
Speaker 1: not just about the money for me, or this wasn't
Speaker 1: a financially motivation. I would only respect them a little
Speaker 1: bit if they said if they just like it's of
Speaker 1: course it's about the money. They're terrible people. I like money.
Speaker 1: Charles Barkley like even started drifting that way and then
Speaker 1: it got too hot and he's like, yeah, actually never mind,
Speaker 1: never mind, never mind, Like I I can make money
Speaker 1: other ways. I do believe that Charles Barkley has no
Speaker 1: idea like I. I I honestly believe that he'd be like, wait,
Speaker 1: they're bad because he just doesn't he know. He's informed
Speaker 1: in when he's informed about and he's honest about every
Speaker 1: I love Charles Barkley, I really do. So I'm glad
Speaker 1: he didn't do it, and I think he just came around.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, I didn't know it was bad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought it was bad. I thought it was a bag.
Speaker 1: So I showed up for that and that. I wonder
Speaker 1: why they brought me all my money in individual briefcases
Speaker 1: so it wasn't caught on camera. Insensitive joke, and I
Speaker 1: apologize about it. Uh. The trophy is cut up into
Speaker 1: individual parts and carried out by different people. Well, the
Speaker 1: thing is this. Over the weekend we saw the first
Speaker 1: big test of the l I V Golf Invitational. They
Speaker 1: promised to be an edgier, cooler version of the p
Speaker 1: G A, which I don't know how you're gonna do that.
Speaker 1: It's still golf and people wearing khakis and fucking under
Speaker 1: armor polo shirt, so okay, go off. And they had
Speaker 1: a jaw dropping twenty five million dollar pers that all
Speaker 1: the players were playing for in the tournament. They were
Speaker 1: blasting apparently top forty music out of speakers like constantly
Speaker 1: to try and like live shipped up. And they also
Speaker 1: had T shirt cannons that would shower the spectators with
Speaker 1: shredded up DHS documents or they don't know anything about America.
Speaker 1: They have not studied America, because I could have told
Speaker 1: you how you could have made this profitable and epic,
Speaker 1: and it was not by hiring old PGA golfer. Okay,
Speaker 1: well here, let me first finish lost in the nineties.
Speaker 1: He's back in the background. Hey, shark hat guy is
Speaker 1: the face of this thing. Greg Norman? Oh what who?
Speaker 1: His sponsorship with Macy's expired two decades ago, and he's ready. Yeah,
Speaker 1: his sponsorship with Robinson's May Company, Like, what's that? Oh
Speaker 1: y'all never heard of that? Never mind. So the thing is,
Speaker 1: despite all of these, despite having a who's who of
Speaker 1: turds show up like you Tucker Carlson and Kim Gilfoyle
Speaker 1: and the other like Trump progeny. No one fucking showed up.
Speaker 1: They were selling tickets for seventy five bucks at first,
Speaker 1: if you want to go on the day, they were
Speaker 1: selling for a dollar on StubHub one dollar. The fees
Speaker 1: cost more than the ticket. The fees were like five
Speaker 1: dollars and fifty cents or something like that. So all
Speaker 1: in your pain, about seven dollars you buy a ticket
Speaker 1: to the l I V Tour off StubHub. That is
Speaker 1: just back to back dictatorships. You're supporting, you are you
Speaker 1: are given half your money to one and half your
Speaker 1: money to the other, right exactly. And the other thing
Speaker 1: is like the Facebook live feeds that they were doing,
Speaker 1: the streams and stuff, they couldn't even break the thousand
Speaker 1: viewer mark for like concurrent viewers. You know how like
Speaker 1: you want to see a go to the k you know,
Speaker 1: you don't want to know exactly how many people there are. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: not seven sixty two, not two e D three one
Speaker 1: K two K No, it never happened. And in true
Speaker 1: autocratic fashion, the organizers refused to release any numbers on
Speaker 1: the actual attendance, so it can't be an l if
Speaker 1: the official numbers aren't there, So I will I do
Speaker 1: want to say this, Joel, You said you already know
Speaker 1: where they where they fell short, knowing the problems that
Speaker 1: they've had, knowing the abysmal attendance. What what what kind
Speaker 1: of things would you suggest to Crown Prince Mohammed Ben Solomon? Okay,
Speaker 1: I would never give them actual advice, because what a
Speaker 1: horrible fucking person. But if I were to be approached
Speaker 1: by a company and said I have bags and bags
Speaker 1: of money make in America, first of all you want
Speaker 1: to do you start with mini golf. You want to
Speaker 1: get in a collective mix of TikTokers and sports folks
Speaker 1: who don't have a viable business idea that some white
Speaker 1: person is going to listen. It's it's to cut me
Speaker 1: a check. Okay, okay, cutter a check. You heard. I
Speaker 1: don't know what you called Steph Curry, some white person,
Speaker 1: because I think you did the first part of it.
Speaker 1: You want to get like a Lebron James type, somebody
Speaker 1: who's really going to their sport but not really playing
Speaker 1: it anymore, and be like, come get into quote like
Speaker 1: extreme minie golf. Right the what do you call that thing?
Speaker 1: Not a ferris wheel but windmill? Those blades are on fire.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, okay, go on, go on, you got me
Speaker 1: if something they have one where you like golf over
Speaker 1: a bridge. The bridge is like an actual fucking bridge.
Speaker 1: Like it's got a full arch, so you gotta hit
Speaker 1: it with like enust me to get it over. But
Speaker 1: then like the back arches angled at such a degree
Speaker 1: that you need to have like it has a slow down.
Speaker 1: He's going to shoot right over the whole. He gonna
Speaker 1: get really technical, but it's all like silly and big,
Speaker 1: and then you know, loo get a halftime show. Bam.
Speaker 1: Americans will eventually buy in. Okay, you make it free
Speaker 1: for a bunch of the rest of the TikTok people
Speaker 1: who couldn't play. He tell them to come bring their cameras.
Speaker 1: That's for your publicity right there. You have to do
Speaker 1: all you do, or even take regular golf and make
Speaker 1: it like an online multiplayer game where like you could
Speaker 1: be like actually Greg Norman activated the whiffle club button
Speaker 1: and now Phil Nicholson has to tee off with a
Speaker 1: plastic golf. I would watch the whole thing if it was.
Speaker 1: We start by trying to see if Greg Norman can
Speaker 1: log into his Gmail with no bulk. Does he know
Speaker 1: what a capp is? Remember his passport? He doesn't want
Speaker 1: to sticking out I'm a fucking human mite. Willie choke
Speaker 1: on the has two letters, like it's that the masters?
Speaker 1: What the reason? Nick Cannon is the host? But Americans
Speaker 1: love him, America's favorite multi dad. If Nick Cannon he's
Speaker 1: pre taped his hosting of the golf tournament like it's
Speaker 1: the radio show right right, like all irrelevant stuff, glossing
Speaker 1: over ship he has he has selected power drive. It's like, wait,
Speaker 1: this is from leekr Valo's Gulf. Never mind the Simpsons.
Speaker 1: If they really want to have this, If you want
Speaker 1: to try and pull in more American fans to this,
Speaker 1: I think what they could maybe keep it kind of
Speaker 1: the same. But if you want people just start talking
Speaker 1: about Pat Tillman. If you want Pat Tillman, who was
Speaker 1: a former NFL player who who died in the army
Speaker 1: and like the early aughts, and then his name was
Speaker 1: just he was killed by friendly fires. Name was dragged
Speaker 1: the NFL basically just used him to cell tickets for
Speaker 1: a long time. You go to an Arizona Cardinals game.
Speaker 1: Now there's people in pat Tilman jerseys. He's like, just
Speaker 1: start using the military to a fly over. What do
Speaker 1: we have be two bombers for if not to circle
Speaker 1: over a golf tournament funded by a foreign government, I
Speaker 1: think half of them so teachers have to crowdfund on
Speaker 1: the internet to get school supplies. That's why we have
Speaker 1: two bombers. I love having retired jets. I think it's
Speaker 1: nice that they work for three years and retire, and
Speaker 1: then we work and we cannot retire, like there's no
Speaker 1: more social security. But one of the Blue Angels jets
Speaker 1: is having a ceremonial last flight and I think I
Speaker 1: think we just just start using the military to pimp
Speaker 1: it out. Will it be uncomfortable that Saudi Arabia is
Speaker 1: funding it and they hate our military, probably, but that's
Speaker 1: okay because they all weapons or And this is what
Speaker 1: I think every sport could benefit with. If not enough
Speaker 1: people are watching their sport, I think you just need
Speaker 1: some random normal person to play it next to the
Speaker 1: pros everything. I think every Olympic sport could benefit from that.
Speaker 1: We're doing fencing. Great first round is a guy versus
Speaker 1: the best fencer. See see how hard swimming? Just someone,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, could benefit from just a guy playing
Speaker 1: a side everybody, I'll watch that a million times. Put
Speaker 1: me in that free Oh yeah, I'm not joking. I'll die.
Speaker 1: I'll die trying to do that. They will cut to
Speaker 1: commercial before you're done. They come back to watch you finish.
Speaker 1: They will. They will do all the other heats by
Speaker 1: the time I finish and do the fucking award the
Speaker 1: medal ceremony, by the time they pull my body out
Speaker 1: from the bottom of any for any sport that if
Speaker 1: you want, baseball's boring during one inning and we won't
Speaker 1: tell you which one person gets pitched to, you gotta
Speaker 1: step in there and try and get a hit. Oh
Speaker 1: check your tickets right now, because if you're on the
Speaker 1: logs level section to ro k, seat number twelve, that's bad.
Speaker 1: Youngest person at the game gets to go back and
Speaker 1: it's and they don't give a funk. You could be
Speaker 1: three years old. Suit up, motherfucker. You could get people
Speaker 1: to watch this thing. If you're trying to get the
Speaker 1: people who like the people involved with this to watch,
Speaker 1: just blatant hypocritical military involvement, and those people will. But
Speaker 1: if it's a new crowd, if it's a new crowd,
Speaker 1: it's got to be Nick Cannon and me Goes and
Speaker 1: maybe cosam Egos tequila. Also, that's how I feel like,
Speaker 1: that's I think. If cosa Egos isn't there is it
Speaker 1: a thing that's like that's the new shorthand for cool culture.
Speaker 1: All right? Well, oh, and I don't want to say
Speaker 1: I don't want to touch on this obviously Ivanna not obviously,
Speaker 1: but we all know Evanna Trump passed away a while
Speaker 1: back and she had her funeral and um also she's
Speaker 1: buried at the first hole te box at the golf club.
Speaker 1: So Donald Trump can get a tax exemption for making
Speaker 1: it a ceremony for a cemetery. Okay, moving on. Did
Speaker 1: you see the picture of like her, of her like
Speaker 1: what someone called like aptly a popper's grave? Yes, it
Speaker 1: that have a headstone at all. There's another picture with
Speaker 1: new wife, I forget her name, standing on top of
Speaker 1: okay her, she's on why are you standing on this
Speaker 1: woman's grave? What does this woman do to you can't
Speaker 1: tell in the photo, but she is dancing I mean,
Speaker 1: I've never I've never seen that represented like someone on
Speaker 1: top of your grave, maybe to the side. And it
Speaker 1: was weird because Trump cass Ap kept asking Avonka to
Speaker 1: get on top of Melannia for another photo. It was
Speaker 1: just very uncomfortable. Oh my god, you have like a
Speaker 1: shovel in her hand, and it looks like the portion
Speaker 1: of typically you know, if you might bury, like you
Speaker 1: put your little like but a dirt on top of
Speaker 1: the casket or whatever before they finished. But the caskets
Speaker 1: fully covered standing on top of the grave, which first
Speaker 1: of all, I mean, listen, maybe she's not superstitious, but
Speaker 1: walking over a dead woman's grave, specifically your first husband,
Speaker 1: seems like bad you do to me? Don't don't it
Speaker 1: wasn't fully dead, Yeah, and who knows they do that?
Speaker 1: So like it's hard to like exhume her corpse if
Speaker 1: the ever needed to do any secondary investor Trump about this,
Speaker 1: Who amongst us hasn't used our former wife who we
Speaker 1: cheated on and got accused of rapings grave to uh
Speaker 1: get a tax exemption on one of our golf courses?
Speaker 1: Who amongst it hasn't and also to avoid going to
Speaker 1: trial too? Yea who wants to go to what do
Speaker 1: youasy to shine? Just like you have near like reserving
Speaker 1: the grave next to Marilyn Monroe so he could be
Speaker 1: with her forever. It's creepy. That's the creepiest thing you
Speaker 1: could ever possibly do to pre like pre reserve your
Speaker 1: He sure died in time. Oh my god, I mean
Speaker 1: he didn't be the buzzer. Oh yeah, the man was
Speaker 1: an hour away from not having a good day ever again. Right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean those last days. I'm not sure how how
Speaker 1: that he was just in general. Uh, that's from somebody
Speaker 1: who worked at that place, and like the one time
Speaker 1: he came out, it looked like like fucking like the
Speaker 1: mom from Psycho, like Norman Bates mom. He's in the
Speaker 1: look to like explain to gen Z kids. He's a
Speaker 1: difficult person to explain. He's could you It's hard to explain.
Speaker 1: He's the if if I think about it, I'm sure
Speaker 1: there's a really, really concise, precise way to describe him
Speaker 1: that contains everything that he's the year nineteen, he's year
Speaker 1: sixty eight gone a good way. Okay, let's keep going.
Speaker 1: But yes, but I'm not joking. Because the New Jersey's
Speaker 1: tax break laws, anything like cemetery land is exempt from
Speaker 1: all taxes, sucking all taxes. Square foot New Jersey switches
Speaker 1: up the game. How many people are buried? Here was
Speaker 1: a square footage. We'll give you a text and it's like, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: who knows if it would be a full exemption. But
Speaker 1: like any maniacal, fucking wealthy person however they think about
Speaker 1: their money, it's like, yeah, yeah, suck it. But put
Speaker 1: a dead Tony soprano. Oh yeah, that would have been
Speaker 1: a text free garbage operation. All right, let's move on.
Speaker 1: Just to check in with the Pope Francis. Last week
Speaker 1: he made a week long penitential trip to Canada and
Speaker 1: I'm sorry trip to you know, going across to apologize
Speaker 1: for the atrocity that the Catholic Church, you know, their
Speaker 1: role in residential schools. And many people were hoping that
Speaker 1: he would pull up as the face of the Catholic Church,
Speaker 1: the leader of the church, and offer you know, like
Speaker 1: proper acceptance and say, you know what, we fucked up,
Speaker 1: that was our bad. We we need to right our
Speaker 1: wrongs and this is how we will make them right.
Speaker 1: So that didn't happen. Just you know, for starters that
Speaker 1: there was a lot of pressure, like for a visit
Speaker 1: because more graves were discovered at the sites of former
Speaker 1: residential schools last year and Canada's Truth and Reconciliation Commission
Speaker 1: called for the Pope to come to Canada and apologize
Speaker 1: back in twenty fift and only now seven years later
Speaker 1: did it finally happen. It's like, oh, why would you
Speaker 1: drag your feet right, You're gonna go and and accept responsibility.
Speaker 1: It's a little under the seven years well yeah, uh.
Speaker 1: For the survivors were quick to criticize the pope's apology,
Speaker 1: which you know, used the language of saying that quote
Speaker 1: members of the church and religious communities cooperated in residential schools,
Speaker 1: while not actually saying that like the entire institution as
Speaker 1: a whole, or the collaborators like in this institutionalized abuse
Speaker 1: and you know, murder of children. So the Pope didn't
Speaker 1: really also commit to you know, the one word that
Speaker 1: will always I hope we will see some reality around
Speaker 1: reparations survivors or funds to continue the search for burial sites.
Speaker 1: But there, because there's all this scrutiny, the Catholic Church
Speaker 1: committed to raising thirty million to quote support reconciliation projects
Speaker 1: for survivors, and people said, oh, that's that sounds like
Speaker 1: a decent amount of money. However, if you look, they
Speaker 1: have what many people called a weasel clause because they
Speaker 1: just said they would raise the money through their quote
Speaker 1: best efforts. Well, as we know, these cemetery sites are
Speaker 1: attacks incentive. So I write it's it's all, it's all,
Speaker 1: it's all very murky. Doing pr for the Catholic Church
Speaker 1: has to be an exhausting thing for everyone involved. You
Speaker 1: either have to fully believe everything they're saying, or you
Speaker 1: have to have no moral scruples and saying absolute nonsense
Speaker 1: at the expense of like all of these people that
Speaker 1: have had their lives you know, ended or damaged, reversible.
Speaker 1: But their best effort to raise that thirty million, they
Speaker 1: raised less than four million, So they fell short by
Speaker 1: almost nine of that goal of like their best quote
Speaker 1: unquote effort. And just so you put all that money
Speaker 1: in a perspective, they said, yeah, we can try and
Speaker 1: raise thirty in the Catholic Church managed to raise and
Speaker 1: invest a hundred and twenty eight million for a cathedral
Speaker 1: in Toronto. Art Church sell some of that priceless Art Church, Yes,
Speaker 1: and that ridiculous, and that is something that they've had
Speaker 1: to do. Like a lot of people have said, hey,
Speaker 1: you know, y'all have a lot of fucking assets that
Speaker 1: you could, you know, just liquidate and make people hold
Speaker 1: Hella gold up in thereograph some Da Vinci code copies
Speaker 1: and sell those on one seriously, Oh well, you know
Speaker 1: you don't have a smartphone. Get him on cameo, give
Speaker 1: a fun start doing some cameos. One cameo, Man, the
Speaker 1: Pope could I mean for how like weird Catholic people
Speaker 1: are about to like the pope? I'm sure you could
Speaker 1: get up. Like one of the most optimistic times is
Speaker 1: when we thought that the pope was like good, remember
Speaker 1: this guy. We were like we were ranking the problems.
Speaker 1: We were ranking against other popes and the last one
Speaker 1: was a Nazi. So like this one where the bar
Speaker 1: is just Nazi or not Nazi, and we're like, this
Speaker 1: guy's got to be good. He washed his feet, he's
Speaker 1: not a Nazi. He used to be a bouncer. He
Speaker 1: probably uh isn't just also still a terrible person. Well
Speaker 1: you know that. It just means you've got to run
Speaker 1: point for the He's probably are complicent in millennia of crime.
Speaker 1: He's like, no, I'm not see I'm I'm here to
Speaker 1: make everybody forget about that, because I'm afra the pope
Speaker 1: letting steam out of his collar, very very fancy pope,
Speaker 1: garb pop. They're like, oh no, that's when the smoke
Speaker 1: comes out, starting to get a new one. So fad
Speaker 1: and all in all, just in terms of like what
Speaker 1: this apology was, the Canadian government basically said, like, dude,
Speaker 1: that really didn't go far enough. And they know about
Speaker 1: apologies up there, that is like apology culture. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: oh I mean, I mean they even say sorry in
Speaker 1: their own way that we all know very well, unlike
Speaker 1: in our fucked up country where we don't know that
Speaker 1: word at all. Actually it's actually fuck you rather than sorry.
Speaker 1: And so the Pope at least called for a quote
Speaker 1: serious investigation into the church's abuse in these residential schools.
Speaker 1: But then they wait, no, They later walked back that
Speaker 1: statement by clarifying that it was a translation error and
Speaker 1: that what the Pope really meant to say was a
Speaker 1: serious search, not a serious investigation. What's the difference. I
Speaker 1: think investigation sounds look. A search sounds like some ship
Speaker 1: you could do on your phone in investigation sounds like
Speaker 1: you gotta get investigation implies potential results, searches a bunch
Speaker 1: of people in the woods knowing there's no one alive
Speaker 1: in there, And a lot of people are saying, you
Speaker 1: know that you don't have to do that much because
Speaker 1: there are thousands of pages in the Vatican that are
Speaker 1: naming the clergy who were parties to this. So maybe
Speaker 1: you don't have to do much except maybe look at
Speaker 1: what you go back there. I hate the church and
Speaker 1: I see somebody who was raised Catholic and did everything
Speaker 1: up to confirmation, and the idea that you would come
Speaker 1: down and talk to these people and and not at
Speaker 1: the very least have some kind of plan and a
Speaker 1: whole assload of cash ready to go day one, like
Speaker 1: thousands of babies are dead, thousands, and they are coming
Speaker 1: off of a scandal where millions of children were assaulted
Speaker 1: over years and you helped. You helped it happen by
Speaker 1: moving people around and being like God forgive. So what
Speaker 1: can we do. I don't know how they expect this
Speaker 1: to help them with their drastically dwindling numbers. I don't
Speaker 1: know what good they thought this would do, Like it's
Speaker 1: a base pr. We're in the age of the apology,
Speaker 1: of the professional apology, so you had to have known better,
Speaker 1: at least to some extent. You are pr you have
Speaker 1: great pr folks, you pay a lot of money for them.
Speaker 1: They had to know better. You imagine the Pope drops
Speaker 1: like a note's ap apology. Oh yeah, with like with
Speaker 1: like the red like misspelled words lines appearing there. Investigation
Speaker 1: is spelled wrong, Yeah, it says invested gytorying greenshot said,
Speaker 1: were just dragging him because his phone battery is dying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're like you look how many unread emails he has?
Speaker 1: Fucking reckless. But this whole thing, right, it's all part
Speaker 1: of the same pattern of just like hey, yeah, that's bad,
Speaker 1: and then when people say what about action? I mean,
Speaker 1: this is this is part for the course for many
Speaker 1: organizations and industries that have these kinds of history were
Speaker 1: truly giving cops a run for their money on taking
Speaker 1: care of their own issues seriously. And there's this also
Speaker 1: moment when the Pope was in Canada that he was
Speaker 1: at this event, an apology event, and he was gifted
Speaker 1: a headdress, and a lot of indigenous leaders were really
Speaker 1: piste off about that, because they're like, this does not
Speaker 1: this is not the fucking this is not something we
Speaker 1: want to be interacting with the Pope in this capacity
Speaker 1: to give him a headdress, and he was wearing this
Speaker 1: head dress during the ceremony, and the Vaticans, like newspaper
Speaker 1: took like a picture of him wearing it and there
Speaker 1: and it basically to sort of give the optics it's
Speaker 1: like all good in Canada, Pope flawless with the apology tour,
Speaker 1: when in fact it wasn't. And there was just you know,
Speaker 1: a lot of words, not a lot of action, and
Speaker 1: it didn't seem like much other than trying to just
Speaker 1: maintain whatever the church's reputation was, however good or bad
Speaker 1: that that is. And just so you know, for the
Speaker 1: cost of this one trip, they could have just paid
Speaker 1: the reparations to survive this visit costed it potentially between
Speaker 1: fifty and one million dollars for this papal visit. Papal
Speaker 1: visit however you want to pronounce that. Man, Well, they
Speaker 1: used Taylor swift Jet, so that saved them a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly cut down on the emissions. I think that's what
Speaker 1: her team met when they're like it's not actually all
Speaker 1: her fault. We leased the jet to the Pope too,
Speaker 1: and that wild talk to him rabid followers. Although his
Speaker 1: aren't on Twitter, it doesn't seem like you tweet I
Speaker 1: hate the Pope and then like at Pope stands, you
Speaker 1: just don't understand him. Yeah wait, just wait, oh really
Speaker 1: have you heard these speeches? Then talk to me about
Speaker 1: his oration skills. If we want this to get I
Speaker 1: think we need to start thinking of alternative ways to
Speaker 1: get these sort of situations fixed. We need to start,
Speaker 1: like um, getting actionable people to do things. We need
Speaker 1: to make the Pope say something bad about BTS. Oh
Speaker 1: to to create like the kind of pope say something
Speaker 1: bad about BTS. There would be irreparable damage done to
Speaker 1: him on the internet by eleven year olds. There would
Speaker 1: be nothing he could do about it. They are the
Speaker 1: most losso yo okay, and I hate to you know,
Speaker 1: like articulated conspiracy conspiracy theory out loud. But what we're
Speaker 1: saying is we need to create like a q and
Speaker 1: On type movement where we're saying that the Pope has
Speaker 1: been against like these gigantic fandoms to mobilize the fandoms
Speaker 1: against the Catholic Church. Yes, okay, I think that BTS
Speaker 1: fans are like a high school band. They're the largest
Speaker 1: voting block that actually exists, and if you can get
Speaker 1: them on your side, then you'll be doing okay, All right, Well,
Speaker 1: I one time tweeted who's more famous? Oprah or BTS?
Speaker 1: And I have never gotten more applies to a tweet
Speaker 1: in my entire life. And I've never been squatted more
Speaker 1: times in from nearly positing the question. So just get
Speaker 1: BTS fans to think that the Pope hates them and
Speaker 1: that they will raise the money. I feel like they're
Speaker 1: too smart. They're gonna be like, look, we weren't working
Speaker 1: with the pope because of the residential schools. We don't
Speaker 1: need you. Probably probably of the children will lead the way.
Speaker 1: The children will lead the way. All right, let's take
Speaker 1: another quick break. We'll be right back to talk some
Speaker 1: more news and we're back. So, researchers have recently announced
Speaker 1: something about the Moon that there are these lunar pits
Speaker 1: and caves from you know, old like uh like lava
Speaker 1: tubes that have collapsed that create these like sort of
Speaker 1: shaded pit areas on the first surface of the Moon
Speaker 1: that The temperature in these spaces hover around a steady
Speaker 1: sixty three degrees faheit what we call I don't know.
Speaker 1: In in l A, we call that fucking down jacket scarf,
Speaker 1: snow pants weather. Uh, And I think in Boston that
Speaker 1: means like absolutely barely any clothing on. So I don't
Speaker 1: know what it means for you, but it is a
Speaker 1: great like habitable temperature for human life. And this isn't
Speaker 1: so basically when looking at this, it sort of gives
Speaker 1: more gredience. The idea of that having a lunar base
Speaker 1: or fucking who know and fucking habitation might not be
Speaker 1: such a far fetched idea if can get around the
Speaker 1: radiation and micromedia or some things like that. But there
Speaker 1: are some city sized areas that apparently like are in
Speaker 1: this like temperate zone. And it's just wild to think
Speaker 1: about because I never in my mind. Look, I'm an
Speaker 1: ignorant non space person, like I. I keep up with
Speaker 1: the headlines, but I don't know things like what the
Speaker 1: surface temperature is on the moon. Do any of you
Speaker 1: know what the surface temperature is on the moon? Like, okay,
Speaker 1: so man, I don't know some of like my cousin's
Speaker 1: names Okay, Uh, do you know, can you name one
Speaker 1: cousin at all? Yeah? John M. That definitely sounded fake reflective. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's your wife's name? Go see cringdy Uh from my
Speaker 1: rest of development fans out there. Okay, So the surface
Speaker 1: of the Moon swings between two hundred sixty degrees during
Speaker 1: the day and minus two eight at night, you're gonna
Speaker 1: need seventy thousand layers to a big backpack. Yeah. So,
Speaker 1: and also just so you know, you also have to
Speaker 1: remember that quote. Daytime on the Moon lasts for what
Speaker 1: we know as fifteen earth days, and night is the
Speaker 1: same fifteen Earth days for night. So a lot of
Speaker 1: the ideas previously around habitation were like, how the funk
Speaker 1: are you going to deal with fifteen days of two
Speaker 1: d sixty degrees and then fifteen days of minus to eighty, Like,
Speaker 1: how do you even build a fucking structure or anything
Speaker 1: to deal with that, Let alone the amount of energy
Speaker 1: it would take to power something like that to like
Speaker 1: stabilize the temperature in a place like that. And also
Speaker 1: solar power, which is the preferred energy generation source in space,
Speaker 1: won't work at night on the Moon. So this is
Speaker 1: like this new discovery has basically opened the doors to
Speaker 1: like thinking a little bit more about saying, oh, well,
Speaker 1: there are places that could potentially sustain life. That doesn't
Speaker 1: mean everyone's now fucking buying up their plots to a
Speaker 1: new time shore on the moon. But uh, it's something
Speaker 1: I had not heard of or really thought about, but
Speaker 1: apparently pretty significant. When we go to buy land on
Speaker 1: the moon. Who who's getting my cash? I hope it's
Speaker 1: like a U r L squatter, Like someone found a
Speaker 1: way to like this moon, or like there's someone who
Speaker 1: likes squats a social media they have had at Nike
Speaker 1: on Instagram way early, and he's just like wall looking
Speaker 1: for some real estate. Are you look? Who wants the
Speaker 1: Disney section of the moon Nook? But yeah, I never
Speaker 1: thought in my mind, I don't know why the moon
Speaker 1: was just always cold. Again I'm ignorant. Yeah, I'm like, also,
Speaker 1: there's seeing no world where we are the people that
Speaker 1: get to do this, like right right, like the you
Speaker 1: gotta be rich. You gotta be rich enough to already
Speaker 1: have known this, right that this keep like billionaires knew
Speaker 1: this ship forty years ago. We will do any thing
Speaker 1: except fix Earth. We will do absolutely anything except tax
Speaker 1: a company you know, I feel like in the like
Speaker 1: the tragedy that is the human race, like we end
Speaker 1: up going to Mars only to it be like one
Speaker 1: of those sci fi films, are like, you should have
Speaker 1: never came here. Motherfucker's thinking you thought it was bad
Speaker 1: where you're at, Welcome to Mars. And we were like, man,
Speaker 1: it would be crazy if they called it Mars. They're like,
Speaker 1: what a gain that would have been on our point,
Speaker 1: we would have been like, no way, we thought that's
Speaker 1: what you called it? Oh, really, were just named it
Speaker 1: after the god of war? What's that? They don't? We
Speaker 1: just call it Mars, called Mars. It's more of a
Speaker 1: vibe for us. They're like, Mars. Yeah, I like that, Mars.
Speaker 1: What's the Mars? Okay, yeah, let's let's go with that.
Speaker 1: It's like they're very chill over there. But except time
Speaker 1: I read about these going in space habit habit, I'm
Speaker 1: just like, no, man, I will be left here to heat,
Speaker 1: like that's I will you know what I mean? I won't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no going up in the ship. I feel like
Speaker 1: the people who are going to get off this fucking
Speaker 1: rock are like, unless you have three million dollars in
Speaker 1: savings right now, it might not even be you know,
Speaker 1: how many there are, at least a hundred, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know five million per person, like that's that'll
Speaker 1: be the cost. I think more than that. I think
Speaker 1: because they hate millionaires. They're like, these poor bitches, what
Speaker 1: a million billionaires and there's not even enough space for
Speaker 1: the I think what they'll do is they'll find out
Speaker 1: how much money Trump has if he could liquidate everything,
Speaker 1: and they'll make it a little more than that because
Speaker 1: they don't want to deal with him by like five
Speaker 1: bucks right there, Like we don't need a gold casino.
Speaker 1: No one goes to Okay, what about this golf course
Speaker 1: and you can drive the ship out of the ball
Speaker 1: on the moon because gravity? That's that like famous Norm
Speaker 1: McDonald joke where he talks about Michael Collins and the
Speaker 1: lunar land like watching them down, you know, because he
Speaker 1: didn't get to go to the moon right in New
Speaker 1: Arms and he's watching them and he's like are they
Speaker 1: fucking golfing? Like? And then they get back up and
Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, it was fine, just dicking around, you know,
Speaker 1: but this isn't for us. Wait, so wait, how many Okay, Joel,
Speaker 1: how many can you pull up? How many millionaires? We got?
Speaker 1: How many millionaires exist? Yeah? Because then I think that's
Speaker 1: maybe that's our next play is we need to we
Speaker 1: need to do obviously, because millionaires need to realize they're
Speaker 1: broke as fuck. And then you decide with working people
Speaker 1: to fight the billionaires who guess what, they don't accept
Speaker 1: you anyway, and they don't want you on their little
Speaker 1: moon party. There are okay, wait, fifty six point one
Speaker 1: million as. Okay, that's dead. That's a wrap, okay, And
Speaker 1: he said, how many thousands of billionaires? There are? Two thousand,
Speaker 1: seven hundred billionaires. Damn okay. I think that we don't.
Speaker 1: We don't understand how much poor people. And I mean
Speaker 1: that's like anyone who's under life like millions, I would
Speaker 1: still put, don't understand what billions is. I've known this since.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the Jurassic Park movie, not the new one,
Speaker 1: but the one before that, where they like sold dinosaurs
Speaker 1: at an auction. It's terrible movie. The people who wrote
Speaker 1: that movie. In the movie, they sell a dinosaur for
Speaker 1: twelve million dollars. How much do you think a fucking
Speaker 1: dinosaur should go? So they're like oh, twelve, it should
Speaker 1: be ten billion dollars for a dinosaur. Twelve. They're like
Speaker 1: twelve million. That's the most someone would pay for something,
Speaker 1: and you're just like that it is a dinosaur. Twelve.
Speaker 1: It should be a hundred billion dollars for a dinosaur. Right.
Speaker 1: Someone bought Jack from Twitter's first tweet as an n
Speaker 1: f T for fucking what they thought was going to
Speaker 1: be forty five million dollars. One paid three million for
Speaker 1: a fucking n f T of a tweeting for a dinosaur.
Speaker 1: You could get the tail or the offense for one
Speaker 1: fourth of the cause of that n f T. You
Speaker 1: could have been on your way to buying a dinosaur.
Speaker 1: That's what was. And it's like these have got to
Speaker 1: be the richest, Like this is a private auction, Like
Speaker 1: it's like a human trafficking auction, but for dinosaurs, and
Speaker 1: they're like twelve million. They have that on their person.
Speaker 1: M No one understands how how we're not gonna be
Speaker 1: We're not living on the moon. I'm sorry. Anyone who
Speaker 1: makes or listens to a podcast is not going to
Speaker 1: live on the moon. No, in any capacity to podcast,
Speaker 1: absolutely not. What if he like he'd used this to
Speaker 1: be woke. He here's like one episode and he's like, hey,
Speaker 1: I hear that there's like a lot of poor people
Speaker 1: who don't think they're gonna get on the moon. And
Speaker 1: I want to let you know. With my new scholarship,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about you crusty poor millionaires who aren't going
Speaker 1: to make it. Uh. And you know apply now from
Speaker 1: your bill, your bill gates, moon grant coming, get your
Speaker 1: bill bills. That's going to be the currency on the moon. Well,
Speaker 1: I look forward to seeing y'all on this scorched earth
Speaker 1: in the future as we fight the more rotting bands
Speaker 1: of thieves for hydro credits. Uh, We're just gonna do
Speaker 1: a burning man until we die. Like it'll be fine,
Speaker 1: but they'll be like, we've passed the point. In return,
Speaker 1: I'll be like, great, We're raving in the desert until
Speaker 1: there's nothing left. Someone comes up with like the mathematical
Speaker 1: like like perfect dose of a drug, so you could
Speaker 1: stay high on ecstasy for the next like ten years
Speaker 1: until you just to be like, look, this is how
Speaker 1: some people are choosing to go out. Then you could
Speaker 1: go out much worse ways. And it feels better than
Speaker 1: honestly living in a cave on the moon just to
Speaker 1: live longer. And then you're just around. If all the
Speaker 1: billionaires going, no one else, a bunch of them, we're
Speaker 1: gonna feel poor and that's going to be uncomfortable for them.
Speaker 1: I'm not a survivalist either, like not into it. Y'all
Speaker 1: go ahead and like, yeah, what just look, I'll do
Speaker 1: Molly in the caves with the poor people. To picture
Speaker 1: all of the billionaires waiting for someone to build something,
Speaker 1: and they're just like, who do we exploit? Yeah, they're like,
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go to one of those like
Speaker 1: proletarian extra she death party. It feels like a real ship.
Speaker 1: I can experience just the beginning of Blade but all
Speaker 1: forever right with the blood coming down that stop. Oh
Speaker 1: what a song though. Uh, Kyle, thanks so much for
Speaker 1: joining us man on the daily. Eight guys, Where can
Speaker 1: people find you? Follow you, listen to you? And also,
Speaker 1: what's what's a tweet that you've been liking? I'm at
Speaker 1: Kyle Aire's most Places, um kyl Air's things on TikTok,
Speaker 1: I'm trying and but find me in there. I have
Speaker 1: a podcast called Never Seen It, where comedians rewrite movies
Speaker 1: they've never seen and we read their scripts. So if
Speaker 1: you want to see what a bunch of comedians think
Speaker 1: something probably is, it's a lot of fun. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: wanted to thank every everybody for all that sort of
Speaker 1: stuff and find me on that sort of thing and
Speaker 1: uh tweets, let me find them. Yeah, yeah, I have
Speaker 1: him here in a note. I have two of them.
Speaker 1: These both made me laugh very recently. One is at
Speaker 1: Micah Fox. Mike is a very funny comedian, and she said,
Speaker 1: I'm in Newport, Rhode Island. Every house looks like it's
Speaker 1: owned by someone who killed their spouse and got away
Speaker 1: with it, which I thought was very funny. And then
Speaker 1: the other one I have is from my hair is
Speaker 1: blue as Sam h Escobar, and they said, I got
Speaker 1: cat called tonight, the guy literally said from his car,
Speaker 1: and I looked. I got to admire the devotion to
Speaker 1: being literal. Who who calls cats like that? I go,
Speaker 1: that's how I get. He threw a feather at her.
Speaker 1: And then I want to give a shout out to
Speaker 1: everyone who listens to this who thinks I'm Blake Wexler
Speaker 1: every time I'm on, which is very exciting. There's always
Speaker 1: people who are like for a few. For a few minutes,
Speaker 1: I thought it was Wexler again, and it was Kyle.
Speaker 1: I take that as a compliment. He's great. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I think energetically, I feel like you sound different, but hey,
Speaker 1: look he makes them up. He makes them up. Joel,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for helping me host today. Where
Speaker 1: can people find you can follow you? And what's a
Speaker 1: tweet this you like? Oh he's a pleasure of miles.
Speaker 1: You guys can follow me at dwell Monique to j
Speaker 1: O E L L E m O N I qu
Speaker 1: a couple of tweets gonna make him quick at Female
Speaker 1: Underscore t s slut Era, I say to myself as
Speaker 1: I sit motionless in my apartment for the three night
Speaker 1: in a row and to clean identify we get it.
Speaker 1: I gotta scroll. Oh this came out from pop Cave
Speaker 1: this morning. Twenty five years into her groundbreaking career, Beyonce
Speaker 1: has released her most critically acclaimed studio album, Renaissance, her
Speaker 1: most critically acclaimed I'm shaking with Mike, I'm sorry justin listen.
Speaker 1: How her star keeps rising is It's unfathomable, alien superstar.
Speaker 1: I just took number one from you Won't Break my soul.
Speaker 1: We're living in the new era of Beyonce. Released the
Speaker 1: tickets Beyonce, We're ready to come worship you. I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: I cannot wait for this. These will be accessible to
Speaker 1: non millionaires. These it's not a nook of the moon. Ye,
Speaker 1: She's like, it's sixty three degrees. You're all perfect weather
Speaker 1: and the good. The venue could be called beyond and beyond. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love I love the memes that have come from
Speaker 1: the renaissance album Drop. I feel like most of my
Speaker 1: likes are people just comparing the Beyonce album to other things.
Speaker 1: I'm one of them. Let me just actually play it.
Speaker 1: This is from at Andy Zone six. He tweeted, church
Speaker 1: Girl was very born by the river. I was shaking
Speaker 1: that ass about the situation. And if you don't know,
Speaker 1: this is a you know, very viral clip from the
Speaker 1: old days. But this this this clip does pretty much
Speaker 1: encapsulate church Girl in the best way. Uh. And if
Speaker 1: for those of you can't see, uh, it's some two friends.
Speaker 1: They're just hanging dance and singing, and then one of
Speaker 1: them really just starts shaking that as I was one
Speaker 1: river river. I was born by the river. I was
Speaker 1: shaking that I was making that can't that's pretty much
Speaker 1: exact energy of that song. Rip ribb okay and Uh.
Speaker 1: Lastly at norm Charlottean this is though. So they there's
Speaker 1: a picture of Mayor Lori Lightfoot at Lollapalooza wearing this
Speaker 1: hat and it's a side by side. They're saying she
Speaker 1: looked like the amateur sketch of the leprecn in the
Speaker 1: Hood video. If you remember Lepricn in the Hood, that's
Speaker 1: lay Lightfoot and then next it's worried. Y'all have got
Speaker 1: to see this over scream. It makes me screaming. You say, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's one of my favorite ones. Who Lepricn. Let me
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