Speaker 1: Hello Internet, and welcome to this edition of Cold Brew.
Speaker 1: Got me like because my name is Cris Croft trend.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Paul I gotta vent on the Discord Sees.
Speaker 1: Thank you for that short show title me. I'm Miles
Speaker 1: G in the place to beat with the number one
Speaker 1: super D They called B E. C. C. Hey Ramos,
Speaker 1: Hello alamos lay wow wow, just put it back around
Speaker 1: international rap call me bi lingual. This is um How
Speaker 1: are you back, Ramos? I'm great, I'm great, how are you? Fantastic?
Speaker 1: Fan has to give a good weekend I did. I
Speaker 1: had a very busy weekend. I did chip my tooth,
Speaker 1: which was kind of embarrassing. You just bid a fork.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to put your business out there. You just
Speaker 1: know it was that silly and embarrassing. I pride myself.
Speaker 1: I feel like I have a really great smile. If
Speaker 1: you ask my mother, she'll be like, thank you. I
Speaker 1: paid lots of money for it. Um, I go. I've
Speaker 1: never had a cavity like. I very much take care
Speaker 1: of my teeth. So come to find when I was
Speaker 1: at a very famous um eatery in d C. For
Speaker 1: brunch with my partner's family, I was chomping on I
Speaker 1: don't know, avocado toes embarrassing and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that hurts. You know sometimes when you accidentally I was
Speaker 1: too hungry and you fight the fork, Well that's yeah suck,
Speaker 1: and you just you go because you're so hungry, you're
Speaker 1: chomping so hard, just so intently. You're like and you
Speaker 1: hit that metal and you're like the hurt and you
Speaker 1: go over your day. And then I just like I
Speaker 1: had noticed something and I was like, m M, something
Speaker 1: feels like it's stuck in my teeth. But then I
Speaker 1: like kept bothering with it, and I was like, m M,
Speaker 1: that's not when I'm stick my teeth. Something. Something's deeply wrong.
Speaker 1: And I go to the mirror and I look and
Speaker 1: I chipped one of my first front teeth. It's very minor,
Speaker 1: like you can't see it, but I can. I can
Speaker 1: feel it in my soul. And I do that to
Speaker 1: myself too, but I haven't filled it. Yeah. Well, then
Speaker 1: you go on Google and they're like, you better book
Speaker 1: an emergency dentist appointment because you're root canal. That's worst
Speaker 1: case scenario, yeah, because it can get infected. Because it's like, oh, sure, sure,
Speaker 1: you know it's scary. I'm truly the chipping that I
Speaker 1: have done, it's probably so far away from root canal,
Speaker 1: like really like they're probably gonna be like, we're just
Speaker 1: gonna shave it down a little, like it's not even
Speaker 1: enough to put a little enamel on it. They're like, honestly,
Speaker 1: I have real people with pressing, gentle issues to see
Speaker 1: you should not. Yeah, okay, well, fantastic shout out to
Speaker 1: all the people who are dental forward, because yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's a lifestyle. Let's tell people what is trending. First, up,
Speaker 1: some sad news. Olivia Newton John passed away at the
Speaker 1: age of seventy three. Should battling breast cancer. I was
Speaker 1: a big Grease fan. That's like, it's weird. I love
Speaker 1: I love Grease. My friend had that tape. I'm like, yo, man,
Speaker 1: put that ship on it again, don't I say less
Speaker 1: about The only black person I might see is in
Speaker 1: the cartoon in the beginning. But you know what for
Speaker 1: the band, the band at the prom like a wedding,
Speaker 1: Just like a wedding, people of color? Are they serving
Speaker 1: the food? Are they in the band? Um? Yeah? Very
Speaker 1: very American. Look a slice of Americana. But look I
Speaker 1: was out there singing those songs. Um, Greece truly is
Speaker 1: like Americana staple. Like if you're going to think like
Speaker 1: American culture, you just you put grease up there, you
Speaker 1: sing Greece Lightning, you know, like John Travolta, Lean and John.
Speaker 1: It was a moment, it was a time I was
Speaker 1: a huge fan. I'm a musical fan in general. But
Speaker 1: it is sad. Yeah, Um, okay, well then let's move
Speaker 1: on to talk about Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Um, they're
Speaker 1: doing press for what is a DC League of Super
Speaker 1: Pets I believe is the latest I p They've rinsed
Speaker 1: off and then applied these very familiar voices to him,
Speaker 1: like and that's a that's and that makes money. But
Speaker 1: during the press for that, they were asking, you know,
Speaker 1: because it is like mind you family movie, I believe
Speaker 1: DC League of Pets, Dwayne is asked very directly, you
Speaker 1: know who's the celebrity who's dog you'd want to be pet? Movie? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a pet. Oh that would be cool? Right, Like
Speaker 1: what could be a cool cool house to be a pet?
Speaker 1: And here's Dwayne the Rock Johnson's answer, would you want
Speaker 1: to be a pet too. He said that right, we don't,
Speaker 1: he said, we don't have much. Don't look, I'm all
Speaker 1: praised to making the stallion great. My man. From what
Speaker 1: I can tell, you're talking like you want to be
Speaker 1: the presidents go easy on looking like the horny old
Speaker 1: uncle like when you can. You know, it just gives
Speaker 1: a visual you didn't need to think about. You know,
Speaker 1: it's fun, but also it creates a visual. Brian made
Speaker 1: a point it would be funny a video where making
Speaker 1: this sound just dog walking the rock. You know, he's
Speaker 1: all free stuff and ship and she's like rocking community
Speaker 1: will be an up at arms. Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 1: Well our man, Dwayne the Rock. John's like he said,
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm gonna say, what do you say? Like
Speaker 1: no more? He's like, I can't talk about it. That's
Speaker 1: what he said. Think about PG press thrower and you
Speaker 1: just made a very UNPG comment. Pretend goal m because
Speaker 1: first of all, the question wasn't hey, I can grant
Speaker 1: a wish instantly. Depending on how quickly you answer this question,
Speaker 1: I can make it a reality. Are you ready? What
Speaker 1: celebrity you want to be? A pepfor making sounding no?
Speaker 1: He said, this is a fucking cartoon you're in about
Speaker 1: pets and ship. The interviewer truly try to like be like, oh,
Speaker 1: like can you spin this to make it PG? And
Speaker 1: he was like, I can't talk about it. It's like
Speaker 1: why would you do that? Why would you? But you
Speaker 1: know what, if I was like a fourteen year old,
Speaker 1: like the rock fan, I would have been like, yeah,
Speaker 1: now I'm in love with making this sounding because I
Speaker 1: take all my cues from celebrities on TikTok videos. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: reels unreal. Sorry, I got it twisted. Didn't mean to
Speaker 1: shut out the wrong platform. Also, Pete Davidson trending him
Speaker 1: and Kim Kardashian are no more. Oh No. Chris had
Speaker 1: a field day on the internet this weekend announcing Chloe's
Speaker 1: birth and the Kim Pete breakup. Chloe Kardashian gave birth,
Speaker 1: birth Surga gave birth, They broke up. Travis Scott is
Speaker 1: doing shows in Europe where they have less of a
Speaker 1: memory of what may have happened in Houston, Texas. Good
Speaker 1: plan for your PR team, say we'll give a little
Speaker 1: bit of money, and Courtney took a commercial flight with Travis.
Speaker 1: They had to offset, they had to offset. Kylie looking
Speaker 1: way two turned up at the O two Arena in
Speaker 1: London for then Travis Scott show, and they're like, you
Speaker 1: know what, Courtney, I'm sorry you and Travis gonna have
Speaker 1: to fly commercial? What mom, I'm sorry she she used
Speaker 1: up the good will. I told her not to go
Speaker 1: to that show with Travis, but you have to. You're
Speaker 1: gonna fly, fucking coach. That's how bad that should look.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. But I'm sure they kind of eat it
Speaker 1: up because they're like, they're like, weren't normal? We like
Speaker 1: to be number one? First of all, you're not standing
Speaker 1: in the aisles like that for people to take pictures
Speaker 1: of you because you're chatting up other people on the
Speaker 1: plane unless you want to be seen to get the
Speaker 1: you want next moving and breaking? And who's that woman
Speaker 1: in the oversized T shirt and up dude with the
Speaker 1: sunglasses on? Yeah it's Courtney. But I hear the rumors
Speaker 1: with Pete and Kim. Is that you know who knows
Speaker 1: how true this is? Well, we'll blindly speculate. We're blindly
Speaker 1: speculating here. It says that sources say Kim and Pete
Speaker 1: broke up versus like Kim's reps. So the chat around
Speaker 1: the water cooler is that it's open ended, like there
Speaker 1: might be a chance for rekindling of the Pete and Kim.
Speaker 1: But I'm also like that man got a setting tattoos.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you gotta brand of her on your chest.
Speaker 1: You got the my woman's a lawyer tattooed on your
Speaker 1: neck like crazy looked. Yeah, he's he's a little too
Speaker 1: turned up. He flew too close to the sun. All right, Uh,
Speaker 1: let's keep going into a break. Actually, we'll take a
Speaker 1: quick break and we will come back right after this.
Speaker 1: We're back. Hamilton's is trending because a McCallen church in McCown,
Speaker 1: Texas basically did an illegal ass performance of the musical,
Speaker 1: sold tickets, but then used their own bullshit into it,
Speaker 1: like with a bunch of anti LGBTQ messaging some biblical themes. Uh,
Speaker 1: and it was just overall not good at all, because
Speaker 1: I can't imagine any production that is like has hate
Speaker 1: as a motive for it existing is going to attract
Speaker 1: the best talent. It's so crazy, Son Eclipse, They're like
Speaker 1: going viral on TikTok because obviously there's so many theater
Speaker 1: kids on TikTok just eating these these I don't know
Speaker 1: community theater people alive. They cannot carry a tune. Like
Speaker 1: it's very obvious that they the keys. They're very off
Speaker 1: and it might be some of the lyricism that they
Speaker 1: have to recreate to somehow try to you know, match
Speaker 1: with Limma Miranda's mastery. I don't and infuse it with homophobia. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's like the words are not rhyming because like
Speaker 1: obviously he did not write it that way that it's
Speaker 1: not working. But sorry to hear it, Sorry to hear it.
Speaker 1: Hamilton's Uh well, apparently they were hit with a season desist.
Speaker 1: The pastor was like, I cleared it with them. They're like, no,
Speaker 1: they fucking did not you think we wanted this to
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Uh? And just like another shitty reminder
Speaker 1: of like people trying to mainstream this regressive homophobic ship
Speaker 1: because at the end, like the pastor came out and
Speaker 1: was like, hey, I don't know if y'all are struggling
Speaker 1: with things like addiction or being who you are or homosexuality. Okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: but I want to lump it in with these other
Speaker 1: afflictions that a person may have. Uh hm, No, don't
Speaker 1: I get the funk out of here. But I mean,
Speaker 1: this is the recruiting is like they're not for people,
Speaker 1: like for conservatives who are trying to expand their appeal.
Speaker 1: They're only going more inward and they're only cooking off
Speaker 1: the people that were somewhat reasonable as things go on.
Speaker 1: But there's plenty who are willing to go along, So
Speaker 1: we'll see where that goes. Three. I didn't know there
Speaker 1: was a I mean, if there must have, I must
Speaker 1: have known, because I feel like Jack and I would
Speaker 1: have been like, oh, ship, they're doing a horny movie again.
Speaker 1: There's a third horny film now on Netflix there it's coming.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but um, yeah. So earlier this year
Speaker 1: they released part two, which was three s five Days
Speaker 1: This Day, and then now there's a third one coming out,
Speaker 1: UM called sixty five Days I think next after Yeah,
Speaker 1: the next No, it's called the Oh, the Next Oh.
Speaker 1: They put it in front okay, the modifier. According to
Speaker 1: the um little blip from Decider, it says the trailer
Speaker 1: teases kitchen sex, orgasms, impossible Massamo Laura's Tripper three way.
Speaker 1: I did partly watched the second one. I did not
Speaker 1: finish it. My partner was very much uninterested. I was like,
Speaker 1: come on, it's like it will be funny to watch,
Speaker 1: and he was just like, I couldn't be more not
Speaker 1: interested in watching this with you. Um, it was way
Speaker 1: more intense than the first one. Like the first one was.
Speaker 1: The first one was pretty raucous, was but like the
Speaker 1: second one just gets right in it, like I feel
Speaker 1: like we turned it on and he was like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1: I thought the first wasn't the first scene in the
Speaker 1: first one, like him getting head on an airplane or
Speaker 1: something that was in the first ten minutes, correct, But
Speaker 1: likest you're giving it a ten minute window. You're say
Speaker 1: they're getting to it in the first holy oh, like
Speaker 1: it's starting on some kind of sexy wow. Okay, look
Speaker 1: Netflix knows this better than I guess us, So stay horny, all. Uh,
Speaker 1: it will pay the bills. It will pay Dave Chappelle's
Speaker 1: bills if you stay horny, y'all. That's It's a weird
Speaker 1: feedback loop to think about, but it kind of um.
Speaker 1: And then lastly, Nicki minaj or Mickey Minach as she's
Speaker 1: known in my favorite YouTube video. Um, she is going
Speaker 1: to win the two Video Vanguard Award. She's or the
Speaker 1: recipient of it at this year's v M as I
Speaker 1: totally forgot about it. And I also when I first
Speaker 1: saw that, I said, wait, hold on, let me make sure.
Speaker 1: I got so outraged because like, they're missing somebody, and
Speaker 1: I realized that was me from three years ago when
Speaker 1: Missy Elliott wanted in twenty nine, because I think my
Speaker 1: take for many years was how do they keep not
Speaker 1: giving it to Missy Elliott? Uh? And they finally did,
Speaker 1: and then I have to remember that they did. So Okay, Nikki,
Speaker 1: go on, do you mean it makes sense reasonably? Whoever
Speaker 1: was next that made sense to me? I'm trying to think,
Speaker 1: and you know, ze gang, let me know, are they
Speaker 1: missing somebody? Because they pretty much I felt like Missy
Speaker 1: Elliott was the big one in terms of people from
Speaker 1: the past, and I don't mean a disrespect her, but
Speaker 1: people who had their you know, that apex of their
Speaker 1: career while back that she was missing from that list
Speaker 1: of people who have had seminal videos. Um. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like thinking, now you got Nicki in there, because
Speaker 1: you know she she was bringing all that Barbie ship
Speaker 1: to life. Uh. Yeah, I don't know. Michelle Gondry, I
Speaker 1: would say as a director, he definitely deserves a shout.
Speaker 1: If you don't know him, he's you know, he did
Speaker 1: Eternal Sunshine in the Spotless Mind, but he also did
Speaker 1: the Daft Punk Around the World video. He also did
Speaker 1: the Foo Fighters Everlong video or like he's trying to
Speaker 1: go on the dream and Ship like inception. Okay, look,
Speaker 1: I don't want tom. I want to say he came
Speaker 1: up with the idea Brian, as he said, directly influenced
Speaker 1: the cash and cash Out video. I would say that absolutely,
Speaker 1: for sure. He's very much an animation. There's that oh
Speaker 1: that Kylie Minogue video where it goes like in the
Speaker 1: Loops and Ship. Look. There used to be this like
Speaker 1: DVD series that was like called the Directors Series, I believe,
Speaker 1: and if you were an older millennial and like you
Speaker 1: love to get high and watch DVDs in your dorm room,
Speaker 1: this was like must have collection of like the trippiest
Speaker 1: DVDs would be Michelle Gondry, Spike Jones, Chris Cunningham who
Speaker 1: also am I missing in a few different ones, but
Speaker 1: like like fantastic collections of music videos, Mark Romanic, who's
Speaker 1: also a Vanguard Award recipient. But yeah, those videos always
Speaker 1: had like the top trippy music videos on it, and
Speaker 1: Michelle Gondry's one, Oh Jonathan Glazy was the other one.
Speaker 1: Michelle Gondry's disc though, has some fucking unreal music videos
Speaker 1: that to this day you're like, huh, I remember when
Speaker 1: music videos were super super, super fun and creative. But anyway,
Speaker 1: all right, Mickey, do your thing. I don't know she
Speaker 1: is she still getting petty? I know she's literally miss
Speaker 1: Petty now, but it's still I feel like every I
Speaker 1: feel like, every time I see her name come up,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I know, I'm like, I'm not gonna get
Speaker 1: into that mess. Yeah. Quite literally. The only time I
Speaker 1: did it now was only because I was like, did
Speaker 1: they just repect like I'm living in a three year
Speaker 1: old fucking time loop? Um? Okay, well that is going
Speaker 1: to do it for us today. We're gonna be back
Speaker 1: tomorrow with a brand new episode. Becca, Thank you so
Speaker 1: much for joining me today to tell people it's trending.
Speaker 1: Checking tomorrow, we got the whole episode. Take care of yourselves,
Speaker 1: take care of each other, get the vaccine, wear a mask.
Speaker 1: You know, my dad just got COVID again, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? And luckily he's it's mild, so mild,
Speaker 1: he says, it's unseasoned. Uh, a case of it, So
Speaker 1: shout out to him there. But it's out there like people,
Speaker 1: even if you you know you think you'd like, well,
Speaker 1: I just had it. No sucking, some weird chick going
Speaker 1: on anyway, do that. Don't do nothing in the face
Speaker 1: of white supremacy or any kind of hatred or if
Speaker 1: you're at a backwards ask illegal Hamilton music, why don't
Speaker 1: you stand and be like this, do cast down with
Speaker 1: this place, uh, and make sure you let people know
Speaker 1: you're good person. Also, if your teacher keep tweeting at
Speaker 1: us your wish lists, I will retweet them on the
Speaker 1: show page where we retweet them. And listeners, please, if
Speaker 1: you can, uh, try and give a little bit to
Speaker 1: help a teacher out and a fellow listener as well.
Speaker 1: As they embark on another year, which I'm sure will
Speaker 1: be full of twists and turns, but hopefully mostly good ones.
Speaker 1: All right, y'all, we'll see you later, Okay, Bye,