Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the
Speaker 1: ten Crack Command Trends. Wah just turned fifty? Would have birthday?
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Speaker 1: Chris Wallace, the Notorious b I g amazing, I am Jack,
Speaker 1: you are Miles And these are the things that are trending.
Speaker 1: The Kardashians are trending. I mean when are they not?
Speaker 1: Am I right? Uh? But Courtney got married? Right? She
Speaker 1: got married like over the weekend. There's I mean everyone's
Speaker 1: talking about like, you know, outfits or the Chloe Kardashian
Speaker 1: looking lonely like in the background of the picture of
Speaker 1: Megan Fox machine Gun Kelly like looking bood up um.
Speaker 1: But I have to okay, look, you know everybody knows
Speaker 1: I've been to Italy once because I've been there once.
Speaker 1: I'm in love with it and I'm an expert. But
Speaker 1: they got married in Italy? Uh? Who who is it?
Speaker 1: Ortney and Travis Barker and that At the meal, Kylie
Speaker 1: Jenner posted on Instagram stories the meals that were being
Speaker 1: served on beautiful Dolce and Gobana plates. I mean, this
Speaker 1: is the whole thing was adult and Gobana like sponsored
Speaker 1: event from what I understand. But this portion of spaghetti
Speaker 1: that is being plated is like what I would call
Speaker 1: one of my bites, a single spat that is one
Speaker 1: of my like really rude, no manners bites. It's a
Speaker 1: big bite and I'm not gonna lie, I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: a small bite. But it looks like in one bite,
Speaker 1: it looks like they used a lemon or melon baller,
Speaker 1: like a single you know, like it's a it's a
Speaker 1: melon baller if whatever fits there. Um. I mean my
Speaker 1: hope is that maybe it was a multi course meal
Speaker 1: so they didn't want to you know, get people too full.
Speaker 1: But I don't know. Part of me even feels like
Speaker 1: the person plating that has to been like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is like a violation to even put this. He's
Speaker 1: an ice cream scoop or at least a melanballer anyway. Um,
Speaker 1: ever been to the Happy Couple? Have I ever been
Speaker 1: offered such? Have you ever been offered amount of food
Speaker 1: like in a non like you know, this is all
Speaker 1: somebody to afford context, but somebody comes through with just
Speaker 1: you're like, hold on, this is all the foods you made.
Speaker 1: This feels like a thing that like my friends in
Speaker 1: college would do trying to throw like a a like
Speaker 1: a cookout or something and not buying enough food because
Speaker 1: they have no concept of what do you think that's
Speaker 1: what happened? The like the in the picture is stacks
Speaker 1: of plates that probably cost more than um our lives
Speaker 1: come in my car. But the spaghetti is so good,
Speaker 1: so high quality. Yeah, they just had to had to
Speaker 1: skip there, Like we only got one spaghetti for each
Speaker 1: a single strand is that once Spaghetto? I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I get I believe. I think that's
Speaker 1: that's that old tim iidek or character. Anyways, Happy wedding
Speaker 1: to Travis Bardashian. As super producer Brian put it. I
Speaker 1: like that name, and I like that Bardashi and that
Speaker 1: sounds uh Game of Thrones ish, Yeah, like Bobby Barrati
Speaker 1: his cousin, Travis Bardashian, Lord Cravis monkey Pocks. We gotta
Speaker 1: talk about monkey Pocks because everybody's talking about in the
Speaker 1: media horrifying. Yeah. But all right, so first of all,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of conspiracy theories. Well we'll dig into
Speaker 1: those probably on the regular episode. That's where we stay
Speaker 1: bar ship for but um there, I just wanted to
Speaker 1: read from this ap article. Um, they got a professor
Speaker 1: of infectious diseases at the London School of Hygiene and
Speaker 1: Tropical Medicine to come through and said that it's like
Speaker 1: they they've looked at this particular strand that has been
Speaker 1: found around the globe. It does not appear to have
Speaker 1: mutated to become more infectious, which was the concern, and
Speaker 1: instead it seems to have been a anomalous event. To
Speaker 1: quote the doctor, somebody who got infected developed lesions on
Speaker 1: the genital's hands or somewhere else and then spread it
Speaker 1: to others when there was sexual or close physical contact.
Speaker 1: All like a lot of people like we're in one
Speaker 1: spot like a super spreader Coachella kind of thing, and
Speaker 1: then a bunch of international travelers got infected at this
Speaker 1: one thing and then took it abroad. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: think people this reminds me when I when I lived
Speaker 1: in the last time I lived in New York just
Speaker 1: for a year, but it was it was a year
Speaker 1: that had like a big blizzard, and they did the
Speaker 1: media didn't see it coming. I was like out on
Speaker 1: the road picking my wife up from where she was working,
Speaker 1: and the snow came so fast so heavy that we
Speaker 1: got snowed in to the car on like in the
Speaker 1: middle of the street, like it was. It was one
Speaker 1: of the craziest things I've ever been involved with. So
Speaker 1: the next time that there was any thread of snow,
Speaker 1: you thought that the world was coming to an end
Speaker 1: with the way that the media treated that next snowstorm.
Speaker 1: And it didn't even snow. But I feel like we
Speaker 1: might be seeing with the monkey pocks thing, the public's appetite,
Speaker 1: the public like being on edge, and the media being like,
Speaker 1: not this time, No one's sneaking up on me. This time.
Speaker 1: It's bad, right, Okay, hold on, So there's vaccines for it,
Speaker 1: like for we we need to go there, but the
Speaker 1: data doesn't necessarily indicate that people need to be panicking,
Speaker 1: right Yeah. As I was doing this very minor bit
Speaker 1: of research, got an alert on my phone from Wired
Speaker 1: with like a headline it was like the mystery of
Speaker 1: the global spread of monkey pox, which typically I wouldn't
Speaker 1: have clicked through. I just would like. The way I
Speaker 1: experienced news is like these news alerts that come across
Speaker 1: and like I see the headline and then I'm like,
Speaker 1: I will I don't have time to read that but
Speaker 1: now I know that monkey pocks is the thing and
Speaker 1: spreading globally, and yeah, I don't know. It just feels
Speaker 1: like this has more to do with the fact that
Speaker 1: we are getting over another pandemic or in the midst
Speaker 1: of the pandemic, and less to do with the fact
Speaker 1: that there is genuine threat that this thing is going
Speaker 1: to be a global pandemic. Uh. In fact, there's a
Speaker 1: quote in the AP news article go to the AP
Speaker 1: for your most boring vanilla takes. Uh. He emphasized that
Speaker 1: the disease was unlikely to trigger widespread transmission. Right, just
Speaker 1: f y I because I'm sure everybody is seeing the
Speaker 1: same headlines that we all are. M and another moment
Speaker 1: where like, you know, people in Africa have been dealing
Speaker 1: this with this for a minute, but it okay, they
Speaker 1: get it. It's only a problem because we got out
Speaker 1: of Africa, okay, right, right. I don't want to be
Speaker 1: confronted with what the world could be outside of my bubble.
Speaker 1: The medical community has known about it and been tracking
Speaker 1: it since the nineteen fifties, but a lot of the
Speaker 1: conspiracy theories, uh, coming from your Alex's jones, are talking
Speaker 1: about it like it was invented by Bill Gates last
Speaker 1: week in a lab. Yeah, we'll have to dig into those.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break. We'll come back
Speaker 1: and talk about Tom Cruise running another thing, and we're
Speaker 1: back there. There's a new I guess it was a leak, right,
Speaker 1: The trailer for the new Mission Impossible leaked early and
Speaker 1: then maybe they released it getting now it's out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for out in the world, Tom Cruise, Impossible, Cruise Impossible nine,
Speaker 1: Cruise Control. There there is running, and there will be
Speaker 1: running in this film. You get damn right, there's running.
Speaker 1: There's raight up sprint dynamics, old Tom Cruise face, which
Speaker 1: I appreciate, but yeah, I was saying, like so for
Speaker 1: so long, I'm like, man, Tom Cruise has all these
Speaker 1: people thinking they're gonna live forever because here just flipping
Speaker 1: his ship and hitting endos on a dirt bike and
Speaker 1: shooting guns. But when that's not his face, it's like
Speaker 1: that that moment like when you see your grandparents and
Speaker 1: you're like, and it's been a couple of years or
Speaker 1: like a year or something, like when you're in college
Speaker 1: and you find the old family, you're like, oh, ship,
Speaker 1: they're getting old. Yeah, Yeah, that's right, that's right, that's right. Okay.
Speaker 1: I remember it was the it was the Dodgers Giants game.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that Dodgers Giants in San Francisco, And
Speaker 1: he was in the crowd and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: that's not actually Tom Cruise, like that's all oh shit.
Speaker 1: They were like, no, not him, that's not him. Doesn't
Speaker 1: look like a actual, you know, fifty something humans face.
Speaker 1: But anyways, uh, he still can move. And it has
Speaker 1: elicited a bunch of analyzes of Tom Cruise running. This
Speaker 1: is a thing, like I know, like people have like
Speaker 1: absolutely just been like it seems like he runs a
Speaker 1: lot in movies. The most expensive shot in movie history
Speaker 1: up to that point. It was a shot from Vanilla
Speaker 1: Sky where Tom Cruise drives his car out into New
Speaker 1: York City. He lives in Times Square for some reason,
Speaker 1: I think, and like not like a real New Yorker,
Speaker 1: and nobody's there, like it's completely empty, and it freaks
Speaker 1: him out and he gets out of his car and
Speaker 1: just starts sprinting around an empty Times Square. They had
Speaker 1: to close Times Square to get that shot. It was
Speaker 1: the most expensive shot in the history of movies up
Speaker 1: to that point. But this man loves to run around
Speaker 1: like a Dalmatian that just got off his leash, and
Speaker 1: they spent the money to do it. He probably has
Speaker 1: the most on screen sprinting time, like if if somebody
Speaker 1: were to compile that stat But there there's a ESPN
Speaker 1: article and some older articles that they you know, cite
Speaker 1: that take a scientific and like running experts look at
Speaker 1: his form and they're impressed. It's actually pretty A lot
Speaker 1: of people would be like I would want to be like,
Speaker 1: he actually can't run. He's uh, whatever he thinks is
Speaker 1: running is not. No, he's there. Like he's probably the
Speaker 1: fastest sprinter that's ever been caught on camera like in
Speaker 1: a movie. Ah fuck that. Yeah, he's running about fifteen
Speaker 1: miles per hour, fifteen point three according to one analysis.
Speaker 1: And he's wearing non running shoes and full pants and
Speaker 1: yeah they say that like all you know, his hands
Speaker 1: have improved actually, like he used to ball his hands
Speaker 1: up like like I do when I run, like any
Speaker 1: most people do when they run. And then around the
Speaker 1: time of Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol, he started sprinting with
Speaker 1: the like slicing you know the hand uh in a
Speaker 1: more like slicing motion. Um and that is, that's a
Speaker 1: the effective way to do it. So somebody decided to
Speaker 1: pitt Tom Cruise's Mission Impossible runs against four other iconic
Speaker 1: movie sprint Tom Hanks from Forrest Gumph on the football field.
Speaker 1: I'm assuming not not the cross country thing because that
Speaker 1: was slowly. Ship was unimpressed. Um yeah or now um uh?
Speaker 1: Sylvester Stallone and Rocky Too, Harrison Ford running from a
Speaker 1: boulder and raided at the Last dark, and Marcus Henderson's
Speaker 1: nighttime sprint towards Daniel Cluya and get Out. So which
Speaker 1: which of those would you? I remember thinking, damn Tom
Speaker 1: Hanks's booking in that Forrest Gump one. I thought they
Speaker 1: get Out one was very fast. His his stride length
Speaker 1: wasn't wasn't long enough for that to be real speed.
Speaker 1: It was choppy Forrest Gum Forest. That was never convinced
Speaker 1: by Forrest Gump speed on camera, nor Rockies at least
Speaker 1: Marcus Henderson. We got a little bit of distance, so
Speaker 1: you're kind of like, Okay, you might be moving, but
Speaker 1: I don't know. It feels like all those people were
Speaker 1: actor running and Tom Cruise was trying to prove he's
Speaker 1: not dying on camera every time, Like I think that
Speaker 1: not that he's not that he will never die. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like if I could hit six seventeen of those
Speaker 1: face aging and someone's like, read that radar gun, what's
Speaker 1: it say? It says fourteen point nine? Fuck? Back to one,
Speaker 1: back to one, I'm gonna I'm gonna get I'm gonna
Speaker 1: break fifteen, Like we've got the shots, Tom, But no,
Speaker 1: who's who was the winner? Tom Cruise Henderson from Get
Speaker 1: Out is number two, with Hanks and Ford at third
Speaker 1: and fourth respectively. Stallone last place. Looking at a little boot,
Speaker 1: I think his body fat was like unhealthily low in
Speaker 1: in the Rocky Rocky movies. He looked yeah, who No,
Speaker 1: I mean you can imagine the ship that he's putting
Speaker 1: his body through in general. But I will say, like
Speaker 1: in this article that you're pointing at, I guess when
Speaker 1: Jackie Joyner Kersey is telling you know, telling us, yeah,
Speaker 1: he has decent form, I'm like, funk are right? Maybe
Speaker 1: he's fucking good at running. And finally, some throwback jerseys
Speaker 1: are trending. Um, you gotta pick three to keep. Pick
Speaker 1: three top NBA throwback jerseys. Which one do you like
Speaker 1: the Glen big Dog, Robinson Bucks jersey with the big
Speaker 1: Buck on it, the Grant Hill Pistons redesign Okay, not
Speaker 1: the O g One when they went to the Flaming
Speaker 1: like like Forcehead with exhausts. There is a lot of
Speaker 1: like gen Z younger millennial like fashion sense, uh informing
Speaker 1: these picks. I feel like, well, but I mean like,
Speaker 1: but these are these are these are kind of the
Speaker 1: best throwbacks of the air. The big big jersey, big
Speaker 1: graphic Atlanta Hawks that had the Big Hawk on it,
Speaker 1: and a lot of these have come back, Like I've
Speaker 1: noticed Nike's been being like, oh, that one was kind
Speaker 1: of a good one. Iconic. I know this is the
Speaker 1: t Mac Raptors, but you know, shouts to Damon Stodemeyer,
Speaker 1: the first real Raptor great um with the right baby. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The Mike Bibby Grizzlies, like the Steve Nash like sort
Speaker 1: of second gen version of the bar Glee's Sons uniform
Speaker 1: that had the sun streak across with the basketball. The
Speaker 1: Timberwolves Kevin Garnett, which they brought back the last season.
Speaker 1: I know that the Timberwolves and the Grizzlies, they've both
Speaker 1: warned these jerseys. In the last I was gonna say
Speaker 1: that these are only throwbacks for a couple of these teams,
Speaker 1: because Timberwolves and Grizzlies. I mean, that was one the
Speaker 1: dope thing the NBA did with the city jerseys as
Speaker 1: they were like and each of these cities jerseys will
Speaker 1: in some way nod to the history of the iconography
Speaker 1: around the team. Um to Ken Bay, the Rainbow Nuggets,
Speaker 1: Skyline one, and then the iconic Sean Kemp SuperSonics, the
Speaker 1: one that he lost, the ones, the ones they lost
Speaker 1: in a few times. Yeah, I think I gotta go
Speaker 1: Sonics as my first pick because over it o g Sonics,
Speaker 1: like Sean Kemp's rookie year, the proper green and yellow
Speaker 1: Sonics jerseys. I love those. These feel very much of
Speaker 1: the era though, like the I guess the the other
Speaker 1: way isn't that cool? I I want to keep I
Speaker 1: want to keep it more for posterity since that's not
Speaker 1: a franchise anymore. Rum, Okay, I got it. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: gotta respect the Northwest sports fan. I would never wear
Speaker 1: I would this is a ald cop it never wear it. Um,
Speaker 1: would it be blasphemy? Blasphemy for you? No, just because
Speaker 1: I don't I think it's that cool looking. Oh so
Speaker 1: you're using a pick merely to just to honor the Seattle,
Speaker 1: honor the Seattle SuperSonics, and also honor the time when
Speaker 1: this font was like mainstream. Although I didn't like that,
Speaker 1: I didn't like it at the time. I don't think
Speaker 1: I mightn't at the time, I thought the Grizzly Want
Speaker 1: to remember like when Sharif ab Door Raheem was rocking
Speaker 1: it when he got into the league. That was like,
Speaker 1: my first that's the first player I associate with that
Speaker 1: Grizzlies uniform. When is the Vancouver Grizzlies I was, I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, these are like kind of out there,
Speaker 1: these designs. But like retrospectively now I'm like, this was
Speaker 1: the greatest single uniform the NBA made in the late nineties.
Speaker 1: I think the Raptors is probably my favorite. Yeah, rapt
Speaker 1: on it. Look, I won't pick the Sonics because my
Speaker 1: favorite is the green and yellow like older version. But
Speaker 1: I understand your sentiment. I don't want to say that
Speaker 1: I'm going to forget you people of Seattle. Uh, and
Speaker 1: the terrible ordeal you've been through with the team going
Speaker 1: to Oklahoma City. Uh So for me, I gotta pick
Speaker 1: the Raptors, the grizz and that and that Kevin Garnett
Speaker 1: Timberwolf Jersey, the Black Timberwolve Jersey. I just picture him
Speaker 1: and Stefan Marbury in those and I'm like, that was
Speaker 1: such a great time for me. Yeah, the Sun's one
Speaker 1: looks pretty good to me, but I'm not like a
Speaker 1: Sons fan. And also it I would just qualify Sons, Grizzlies,
Speaker 1: and Timberwolves just on the basis that like they look
Speaker 1: so much like what what they happening on. Um, so
Speaker 1: I'd go Raptor Sonics and maybe pissed. I really didn't
Speaker 1: like the Pistons at the time, but like it's really
Speaker 1: come come back around. Yeah, a lot of these look
Speaker 1: like they're um, they're doing like something with perspective that
Speaker 1: makes it hard to read, Like damn, this uh logo
Speaker 1: is coming towards me. That logoes getting out of here.
Speaker 1: This Pistons logo for the Vanishing Point, um, I bet
Speaker 1: because they got so tired of just like the one
Speaker 1: dimensional like here just so this big patch on the
Speaker 1: front for the team that says New York and then
Speaker 1: you know, you get a little budget and some leeway
Speaker 1: to do something fun, and then you get these wacky
Speaker 1: nineties designs that now pretty much feel model. I go
Speaker 1: Denver over over pistons. I do love that rainbow anytime
Speaker 1: they incorporate that. Yeah, oh yeah, because you were like
Speaker 1: in the sixers uniform that had a similar like color spectrum.
Speaker 1: But really like that. I really enjoyed that. Can't wait
Speaker 1: for those to be old enough that uh they're cool again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like those like those weird purple and sky blue Lakers
Speaker 1: uniforms this season. We'll only associate that with the one experience. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like those won't. No, I might get one
Speaker 1: that right, right, but um, all right, well, those are
Speaker 1: the things that are trending, the only things. Actually those
Speaker 1: those aren't the only things, but those are the things
Speaker 1: we have time to get to, uh this Tuesday afternoon.
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