Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season to forty, Episode
Speaker 1: two after day guys, a production of I Heart Radio
Speaker 1: So close to but you know out of order anyway,
Speaker 1: Happy Season to forty. To to you listener, so the
Speaker 1: and also you as yet unintroduced co hosts. People are
Speaker 1: on the edge of their seat. Uh. This is a
Speaker 1: podcast where we take a deep dive into America's share consciousness.
Speaker 1: And it's Tuesday, June seven, twenty twenty two, which of
Speaker 1: course means that it is National VCR Day. Shut Out
Speaker 1: the video cassette recorder whatever is that video recorder? And
Speaker 1: when I looked up because I did a little advanced research,
Speaker 1: I went to the website that I believe you used
Speaker 1: to find this stuff out flicks sometime and the description
Speaker 1: was like all about how like it was it was
Speaker 1: just something that people used to record things off of TVs.
Speaker 1: And then they talked about like the follow up where
Speaker 1: like there's VCR collections. But it seems it seems like
Speaker 1: I'm always looking for the sponsor behind these national days,
Speaker 1: and I think this is but this national day is
Speaker 1: brought to you by the people who digitize, like old
Speaker 1: home video recording would be my I mean yeah, because
Speaker 1: right when you go to how to observe, it's like
Speaker 1: and check out this website and digitize your memories exactly
Speaker 1: forget that. But yeah, I love it. Man. VCRs they
Speaker 1: were like, I remember feeling so powerful when I had
Speaker 1: a new, grand, new blank DC like VHS tape to
Speaker 1: record some ship with. I'm like, watch me put to St.
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day massacred w w F pay per view on
Speaker 1: this fucking tape. I'm sending it to s LP so
Speaker 1: I can get it on one tape. The quality will
Speaker 1: be jank ar translated. But well, my name is Jack
Speaker 1: O'Brien a kit. When Dorito's come a long, Jack must
Speaker 1: dip it. Though the flavor dust as strong, Jack must
Speaker 1: dip it, and the people say it's wrong, Jack must
Speaker 1: dip it. That is courtesy of Johnny Dickhead. So easier
Speaker 1: in yourself, Johnny. And yeah, it's in reference to a
Speaker 1: revelation something that slipped through my internal censor at the
Speaker 1: end of last week. L internal censor was exhausted and
Speaker 1: I let slip that I do, in fact, dip Dorito's
Speaker 1: in salsa. You know, I get, I get, I get messy. Yikes.
Speaker 1: Picture someone you know what happened? Was I just as
Speaker 1: you were saying that, I was envisioning being at a
Speaker 1: party and someone taking a derito and diving it in
Speaker 1: the salsa and probably goes, now you're getting the dorito
Speaker 1: dust in the salsa. I do this over the kitchen
Speaker 1: sink with the lights out at midnight. No, not yikes,
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, And I'm thrilled to be joined
Speaker 1: as always by my co host, Mr Miles Gras. Oh
Speaker 1: it's Miles Gray a k A hold on, here we go.
Speaker 1: And no, I don't where I wear. I wears undetas
Speaker 1: as the doctor lay sicked me. Didn't get my corny
Speaker 1: as fried with lasers in my eyes just to wear glasses. Okay,
Speaker 1: shout out to Fighter of the night man. Yes, you
Speaker 1: hear it, you've heard it. Vision. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: even so. I was in Oregon, right, y'all know. It
Speaker 1: was an Oregan. I went out to the Columbia River gorge.
Speaker 1: I could see so, I can see so well. I
Speaker 1: was for It's been a long time since I've been
Speaker 1: like overwhelmed by the side of natural beauty, but this
Speaker 1: time I was like, oh my god, I could see,
Speaker 1: I could count trees if I wanted to from work.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's an unreal experience. Was the word again?
Speaker 1: Of it all? Uh like important to the story because
Speaker 1: like here you can only see like it's all fugged up,
Speaker 1: But what are we doing? Like, oh, I can see
Speaker 1: there's a fire out in thousand oaks, Like I'm not.
Speaker 1: That's not as beautiful as the Columbia River. Become an
Speaker 1: amateur fire spotter, Yeah, exactly, just just get me up
Speaker 1: in a plane coach spot them from anywhere they're like,
Speaker 1: we just have phone lines for that. People. You should
Speaker 1: call it in. Did did left I have a good
Speaker 1: left eye or a bad left eye or that was
Speaker 1: just like a vibe. It was just a vibe because
Speaker 1: I feel like there was one point where she had
Speaker 1: glasses on that were like only probably not corrective, but
Speaker 1: I did. I did wonder if she had like it
Speaker 1: came from having a bad left eye or I mean
Speaker 1: just like her left eye was like like yours just
Speaker 1: could see for miles and miles and kind of see
Speaker 1: see the future. Yeah, you know, a part of me
Speaker 1: thinks there could be a better name, but I thought
Speaker 1: she could just because remember the first she had like
Speaker 1: a like a condom yaming over her eye and I
Speaker 1: was like, whoa, okay mm hmm, but yeah, that's good
Speaker 1: enough for me. Well it was. She was renamed left
Speaker 1: Eye after a compliment from new Addition member Michael Bivens,
Speaker 1: who once told her he was attracted to her because
Speaker 1: of her left eye, which was more slanted than the
Speaker 1: right eye. Okay, okay, that sounds like some low energy
Speaker 1: game from Michael, like, yo, what yeah, I like your
Speaker 1: left eye better? Like, what get the funk away from me?
Speaker 1: You like one of my eyes? Very specific? Sorry, that
Speaker 1: does sound like some ship you would pick up in
Speaker 1: like a mystery mystery to pick up artist's third unpublished book,
Speaker 1: comp meant one of their eyes. It has mystery. Everyone's complimenting.
Speaker 1: You know both eyes, you you pick one and you
Speaker 1: explain why it's better. Anyways, gret turned into a great
Speaker 1: name for the artist, Lisa left Eye Lopez. Well, Miles,
Speaker 1: We're thrilled to be joined in our third seat by
Speaker 1: a brilliant comedian, writer actor who's written for and appeared
Speaker 1: on Comedy Central and ABC. His stand up albums, the
Speaker 1: Blake album Stuffed Boy, Live from the Pandemic of You
Speaker 1: at number one, on iTunes and Amazon, and his album
Speaker 1: Twelve Years of Voicemails from Tug Glass to Blake Wexler
Speaker 1: charted on Billboard. Ever heard of It? Please Welcome, No,
Speaker 1: the hilarious, that, the chaotic Lake, Waxlo. This is Blake Wexler,
Speaker 1: a k a girl. First we're gonna pod, then we're
Speaker 1: gonna cast, then we let it site geist, let it site.
Speaker 1: Wex gonna give it to you. He's gonna give it
Speaker 1: to you. Wex gone give it to you. You're gonna
Speaker 1: give it to you. That was not from pall Arabenta.
Speaker 1: I wrote it, but Paul's around and I wish him
Speaker 1: the best. What's gonna give it to you? Yea, he
Speaker 1: did not write that, But yeah, I feel like no
Speaker 1: other guests do. I feel more in need of some
Speaker 1: like w W E Entrance music, where like Miles and
Speaker 1: I are just talking and then the music just like
Speaker 1: kind of breaks in. There's the sound of shattering glass
Speaker 1: and the music breaks in, and then every buddy like
Speaker 1: super producer justin comes in and everyone's just shouting about
Speaker 1: how they can't believe that this music planned and that
Speaker 1: means that Blake Wexler is here. But that is like tragic,
Speaker 1: like I'm being dragged by a horse, like into the
Speaker 1: ring and I'm barely Oh my god, please somebody cut
Speaker 1: the horse, the rope that's attached to the horse. It's you.
Speaker 1: Guys are like, oh no, you're his music because you
Speaker 1: know there's going to be like an insurance claim on
Speaker 1: your hands. I don't know, you better be riding that
Speaker 1: horse outside the venue. Oh no, it's Blake Wexler. This
Speaker 1: is this is actually really bad for us. This is
Speaker 1: this is not good for our financial security as a company,
Speaker 1: as an institution. My personal injury attorney has his own
Speaker 1: entrance music as well. Where oh god, Oh no, it's
Speaker 1: Jacob and Ronnie. Oh yeah, I like just like yours start.
Speaker 1: I like how you had the girl like DMX, but
Speaker 1: maybe yours just like like like oh ship, Oh no,
Speaker 1: it's the weeper, the grim weeper, the slim weeper in
Speaker 1: the building. Blake, how are you though? And all joking aside,
Speaker 1: and seriously, I don't want to hear another fucking joke
Speaker 1: for the rest of this podcast. Out of problem, I
Speaker 1: swear to God together, how are you doing? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to throw out all the hard copies of jokes
Speaker 1: that I had printed out. I don't. I don't read screens. Well,
Speaker 1: doing good. I'm in I'm in Charleston visiting my parents,
Speaker 1: and we were talking before. Very bizarre set up. Uh.
Speaker 1: In here, I have my computer resting on piles of
Speaker 1: tools and there's a bunk bed in my dad's office
Speaker 1: for some reason. But I think it's it's a chaotic.
Speaker 1: You kind of see where the chaos is coming from.
Speaker 1: It's an inherited chaos. I guess, did your parents have
Speaker 1: other roommates or they've been air being being their home
Speaker 1: while they live here. Yes, so to me and my sister,
Speaker 1: we split the bunk bed. Uh. Yeah, we're in our thirties,
Speaker 1: so they've been you know, it was just a bed
Speaker 1: that they held onto and like, is that your childhood bed?
Speaker 1: It is? And I was I was going to say
Speaker 1: the way you just said that, I was like, that
Speaker 1: sounds ridiculous, that's not true, But no, it is. It
Speaker 1: is true. You were right, And I think what it
Speaker 1: is is that we had a twin bed that can
Speaker 1: be used as a guest bed, but there's just another
Speaker 1: one on top of it, if that makes sense. So
Speaker 1: the bed is perfectly functional. It's the extra one that's
Speaker 1: on top of it, the double decker. That that's weird luxury.
Speaker 1: It is an embarrassment of riches, to be honest. The
Speaker 1: second bed on top or like, it was built for
Speaker 1: that and they just are are put in the second bed.
Speaker 1: It was built for that. But it was less strange
Speaker 1: if there was just one bed in the room. But
Speaker 1: it's a bunk bed, which is you know, it really
Speaker 1: is tricky and complicated over here. You know, one day
Speaker 1: for the grandkids maybe sleeping that bed. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm stupid for keeping it blake. Not subtle in
Speaker 1: the least bit the message that it is sending you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if your father and I are real dumb, fucking idiots
Speaker 1: for thinking that could happen, I don't know, are we, Honey.
Speaker 1: There's there's like eight pillows with different name options like
Speaker 1: bed as well. It's like, oh, geez, all right, now
Speaker 1: you've really crossed the line. I'm not gonna name my
Speaker 1: kid Ramson. What is that? Even if you came really
Speaker 1: close to saying my kid's name, bro, that's I was
Speaker 1: actually thinking of a guy I went to elementary school
Speaker 1: with Ramson. Yeah, son of a ram yeahs Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: so you're starting to make sense. Yeahs hard headed, good guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: named after the mel Gibson Flynn mel Gibson Flynn is
Speaker 1: Howard pronouncing that. Named after the mel Gibson film and
Speaker 1: they just miss missed it. Yeah. Anyways, Blake, we're gonna
Speaker 1: get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
Speaker 1: we're gonna tell the listeners a couple of things we're
Speaker 1: talking about. We're talking about the January six Committee has
Speaker 1: their big, you know, musty TV debut on Thursday night Primetime. Baby,
Speaker 1: here we go. So we're gonna talk about that. They
Speaker 1: have hired a former president of ABC News as a
Speaker 1: consultant to help them put it together. So I think
Speaker 1: we're good. I think we're in get shape here. Wow.
Speaker 1: So we'll talk about that. Let's talk about just the
Speaker 1: general challenge of trying to to reach humans in these
Speaker 1: United States. We're gonna talk about how the Republicans who
Speaker 1: were involved in the coup seemed to be doing these days.
Speaker 1: We are gonna talk, of course, about the only thing
Speaker 1: that was on anyone's mind this weekend, the Queen's Platinum Jubilee. Yeah,
Speaker 1: seventy years Yeah, doing whatever it is she does, But
Speaker 1: there there was a hologram ish thing like people know
Speaker 1: it as a hologram. Apparently it's not technically a hologram.
Speaker 1: Holograms generous yeah, used, Yeah, it's technology from the six hundreds.
Speaker 1: I believe all of that plenty more. But first, Blake,
Speaker 1: what is something from your search history? Something from my
Speaker 1: search history is actually something you guys can search later.
Speaker 1: It was I had a great joke a few minutes
Speaker 1: ago where I said my bed was two twin beds
Speaker 1: stacked on top of each other, and it was a
Speaker 1: quadruplet bed. So I do want to say you can
Speaker 1: google that later. That's a joke that I did a
Speaker 1: few minutes ago. And do you want to relive it again?
Speaker 1: That's again you can for take at home. But my
Speaker 1: own Google search is a Floyd Landis is a funny
Speaker 1: one from my recent search history where I have become
Speaker 1: obsessed with him. And if you don't know who he is,
Speaker 1: he was the basically Lance Armstrong's second, you know, the
Speaker 1: second best cyclist during that era, and then snitched on
Speaker 1: him for taking steroids and then took was taking steroids
Speaker 1: himself and then also got booted out of the cycling
Speaker 1: and it's there's nothing I like more than a snitch
Speaker 1: and a hypocrite named Floyd Is Sack and a hairline.
Speaker 1: Also that like base, there's no space on the forehead
Speaker 1: between eyebrow and hairline, like the man is gifted. It's low.
Speaker 1: It is real low, and it's and getting lower by
Speaker 1: the second. It's and gravity is pulling it down. But
Speaker 1: I have this bit now where I keep sending pictures
Speaker 1: of Floyd Landis two people when you know, like just
Speaker 1: randomly where it started from. My fiance's uncle is a
Speaker 1: big fitness guy and he like swam in the Olympics
Speaker 1: for Israel. Just a huge athlete. He's in his fifties
Speaker 1: and he loved great guy but loves to brag about
Speaker 1: how athletic he is. That he showed me on his
Speaker 1: Strava app. He goes he lives at Aspen and it
Speaker 1: said like the top ten hikers on this hike in Aspen,
Speaker 1: and he goes he was number four, and then he
Speaker 1: goes look at number seven and it was Lance Armstrong
Speaker 1: And to funk with him, I was like, uh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like really really cool. You know, Lance was no
Speaker 1: Floyd Landis. And the guy snapped and he goes, are
Speaker 1: you fucking kidding me? Like he couldn't handle the Floyd
Speaker 1: Landis coomp. So now I'm obsessed with Floyd And that
Speaker 1: was my that's my Google search that lets you know,
Speaker 1: as I'm a cyclist myself, so as I just kind
Speaker 1: of look into that beef, I'm like, what was going
Speaker 1: on here? And I just I just google someone like
Speaker 1: there's the thing is, like, what is like Lance Armstrong
Speaker 1: think of Floyd Landis And here's a clip from that
Speaker 1: thirty for thirty that came up recently. Hi could be worse.
Speaker 1: I could be Floyd Landis, but on waking up a
Speaker 1: piece of it every day. So that's not a guy
Speaker 1: to let a grudge go. This is a documentary where
Speaker 1: he's trying to like redeem himself. I think it was
Speaker 1: the idea and be like, hey, I'm a human too,
Speaker 1: And but he openly holds a grudge against the guy
Speaker 1: who like made his whole operation like fall apart, which
Speaker 1: is kind of funny, and everybody else he's just an asshole, like,
Speaker 1: which was almost refreshing in a way where oh this
Speaker 1: guy can't even for an hour forty five minutes with
Speaker 1: other interviews pretend to be a good balance like Michael
Speaker 1: Jordan's managed. Michael Jordan made it needs notoriously like humans
Speaker 1: to get along with, and he actually even cried and
Speaker 1: made us be like, oh wow, are gonna get the
Speaker 1: guy who has like no no mood except victory. Yes,
Speaker 1: guy couldn't even come in top five on on the
Speaker 1: Aspen Shut up. It does feel like the sort of
Speaker 1: thing that he would spend up to and maybe even
Speaker 1: over a million dollars to have suppressed the fact that
Speaker 1: he came in seventh on that hike. Strava is in
Speaker 1: the middle of a huge lawsuit right now. Right now,
Speaker 1: I'm almost curious, like, can you buy like account, like,
Speaker 1: look at all the hikes Lance Armstrong does, and then
Speaker 1: go on a mission to best him at every single
Speaker 1: place he goes. Coming in a is coming in a
Speaker 1: place on a hike actually a thing? Or is this
Speaker 1: something that your friend or the person that in question
Speaker 1: made up? And we're all just like being like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that sounds about right, because Lance Armstrong is in bike
Speaker 1: races where they keep track of who comes in what place.
Speaker 1: Listen here, nephew, let me show you my app that
Speaker 1: shows you how bralic my hiking skills are You're like,
Speaker 1: why are you opening photos? You see this incline? You do?
Speaker 1: You see this incline right here? This looks like a
Speaker 1: terribly photoshop still of a made up app you made.
Speaker 1: No look at that printed on a cracker. There's no
Speaker 1: such hike as the spun Goose. You see that stone
Speaker 1: right here that's only found at twenty thousand feet above
Speaker 1: sea level. Close up with the stone. It's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, and therefore I came in fourth in landp
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, look at this hike I did casually.
Speaker 1: I did a forty two thousand elevation hike in about
Speaker 1: fourteen minutes. It's like, but Uncle Everest is like twenty
Speaker 1: nine thousand. Just shut up, Blake. I was light headed.
Speaker 1: What is something you think is overrated? Blake? Overrated? Like
Speaker 1: going nuts with vacation eating, like when you're on vacation,
Speaker 1: Because in the past, I've always thought, Okay, I'm on vacation,
Speaker 1: this is the time to unwant mind and do whatever.
Speaker 1: But even in the moment, it makes me not feel good,
Speaker 1: like not even thinking about after vacation, you know, when
Speaker 1: you're trying to rebuild your daily schedule, again and eat
Speaker 1: how you normally eat. In the moment, I'm like, I
Speaker 1: am too full to move. I like can't do these
Speaker 1: activities that I wanted to do, my competitive hiking these
Speaker 1: I can't get up this hill in the uh in
Speaker 1: the time. That doesn't exist on a level that it
Speaker 1: cannot be judged. But yeah, I I think I realized
Speaker 1: I'd rather go a little, a little crazy with food,
Speaker 1: but not so crazy. So like maybe change my normal
Speaker 1: eating like an animal, you know, meter twenty percent instead
Speaker 1: of six more than I usually. What are we talking here?
Speaker 1: What's your eating style? We're talking to Michael Phelps, you
Speaker 1: know on race day, like when he's when he's bulking,
Speaker 1: or are we just talking about like what in your mind? What? What?
Speaker 1: What is? What is the handbrake that you release that
Speaker 1: I'm talking checks mix? I'm talking said, I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: eating chicks mix like a fucking man. Man. What if
Speaker 1: I was mixed to the point of discomfort? Yeah, the
Speaker 1: inside of my mouth completely raw from the checks mix.
Speaker 1: I'm clearly, like very insecure about my weight. And I
Speaker 1: brought this up to like bake myself seeing like yeah, no,
Speaker 1: sometimes I'll have three apples on vacation man. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: go nuts. We're just a half will do and uh,
Speaker 1: I usually just eat the core from one hole, but no,
Speaker 1: I'll go so I'll go like cheese steak and a half,
Speaker 1: you know, Like for instance, my mom had like is
Speaker 1: a great cook, and she's like, blaky, I made an
Speaker 1: extra cheese steak for you, and I'm like, oh, I'll
Speaker 1: eat that, but it's like you don't. One is more
Speaker 1: than enough. But then you're I'm like, yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: where I and I don't pay rent here, so I
Speaker 1: can eat twice the sandwiches, and then it's a mess.
Speaker 1: I don't feel well, I can't work out. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't do that well. I think it's okay to temper
Speaker 1: it back a little bit. When I'm like, whenever I
Speaker 1: go somewhere, if there's like fried food anywhere, I'll have
Speaker 1: just eaten a meal and I'll go to another place.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hold on, they got these fried cheese kurds.
Speaker 1: Let me try these out. And then her magicy'll be
Speaker 1: like you just fucking eight and I'm like, I know,
Speaker 1: but I have to try these because i am I'm high, right,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, just because you can doesn't mean you should
Speaker 1: where it's like, no, absolutely not technically have room in
Speaker 1: my stomach where I'm not gonna puke if I eat this, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and more meals in general. I did that same thing yesterday.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll have wings. Yeah, it's a good
Speaker 1: thing to bring to say out loud to when you're
Speaker 1: asking for the second helping is I'm not gonna puke
Speaker 1: if I eat this? Yes? So yeah? Wait so then
Speaker 1: do you just want to check sir? No, I'm good.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you I'm not gonna puke. If I
Speaker 1: know you're looking at me like you know, all the
Speaker 1: sweat that's dripping down my nose might mean that I'm
Speaker 1: gonna puke. I know my body, I know it's degree
Speaker 1: in here right now, but I am so man you
Speaker 1: from the air on, it's like there's ice coming out
Speaker 1: of the fence right now. You are in our walking freezer, Sir,
Speaker 1: this is as cold as we can possibly how much
Speaker 1: more we can accommodate a customer who just ordered another
Speaker 1: order of wings and now you can maybe eating our
Speaker 1: walking But fine, this is a different flavor, It's a
Speaker 1: different sauces, will be a different food. Rub So I'm good.
Speaker 1: I'm good. I went to a Dodger's game for the
Speaker 1: first time in like four five years maybe over the
Speaker 1: weekend and witnessed people putting away full batter's helmets, full
Speaker 1: of not not. Yeah, those helmets are big too, boy
Speaker 1: there they fit on the head there like I've I've seen,
Speaker 1: you know, like I I grew up when dairy Queen
Speaker 1: would do the like soft serve in a batter's helmet,
Speaker 1: but the batter's helmet was the size of a like
Speaker 1: coffee cup. Yeah, you had dairy Queen as your ballparks
Speaker 1: we had in l A was TCB, why I remember
Speaker 1: was the first. It was a national It was a
Speaker 1: national thing that happened probably when I was like five
Speaker 1: or six, might have been before you were even born,
Speaker 1: where they were like serving soft served in little batter's
Speaker 1: helmets across the nation. I believe, unless I've you know,
Speaker 1: Mandela affected that, in which case, good luck this version
Speaker 1: of reality, because that's gonna take over like wildfire and
Speaker 1: that queen, the dairy Queen. No holograms, always in person, yes,
Speaker 1: snificantly better. Let's take a quick break. We'll be right
Speaker 1: back to talk about what's underrated and we're back and
Speaker 1: Blake Wexler, would you like to ask you what is
Speaker 1: something you think is underrated? What if I just like
Speaker 1: thought I had to hold my breath in between the
Speaker 1: break and your next question. I don't think we said
Speaker 1: that at all. Which is gonna come through? And I
Speaker 1: wish is gonna come through though? Sorry, I just drove
Speaker 1: by a cemetery, So I would say, under, did you
Speaker 1: guys do that when you were kids? Would hold your
Speaker 1: breath when you drove by a cemetery? Was that a thing?
Speaker 1: Just the tunnels? Just the tunnels? Which, yeah, we we
Speaker 1: did both, and I have for some reason just this
Speaker 1: is like a good It was a good lesson for me.
Speaker 1: And like how dumb shake gets passed down through the
Speaker 1: generations is like you just run out of things to
Speaker 1: talk about with your kids, and so I have not
Speaker 1: only did I do that growing up, and then like
Speaker 1: after my childhood be like that was the dumbest thing.
Speaker 1: Why would my parents have told me to hold my breath?
Speaker 1: And then sure enough, like we're driving by a cemetery
Speaker 1: and I'm like, anything to prevent these kids from asking
Speaker 1: me questions about death? Uh, you know, if you hold
Speaker 1: your breath for whatever you get a free something. Wait
Speaker 1: what is that? Oh, that's just a park with a
Speaker 1: bunch of rocks in the same shape. Mind up, Like
Speaker 1: that sold your breath. Now that's a climbing wall that
Speaker 1: toppled over. Uh, And that's what we're looking at right now.
Speaker 1: Why are their names on it for the best climbers
Speaker 1: of the lane? Can you start breathing again? Please? Under
Speaker 1: underrated kind of has to uh kind of go with
Speaker 1: what we were talking about before in terms of like
Speaker 1: temperature changes, but bringing a change of clothes somewhere as
Speaker 1: is so underrated, and that maybe there's a vibe change
Speaker 1: where it's later in the night, you know, maybe you're
Speaker 1: dressed up for an event and then you can slip
Speaker 1: into something casual, you know. And also it's like accident
Speaker 1: proof where if you spill something on yourself later in
Speaker 1: the night, it's like, oh, I can change, I can.
Speaker 1: You know, you don't have to worry about these ice
Speaker 1: cream helmets and the drippings at Dodgers games or that's
Speaker 1: where I always bring put the helmet on when you're
Speaker 1: finished with the food. At least that looks cool. They
Speaker 1: at least they know that I got it at the ballpark,
Speaker 1: just done, and then you have to shout down and
Speaker 1: then slam it on your head and then and then
Speaker 1: you're not done, not even close. Nacho cheese all over
Speaker 1: your shoulders. Like it's a more upsetic version of the
Speaker 1: wave where you're just throughout the whole ballpark you just
Speaker 1: here don don helmets and cheese splatter. But yeah, and
Speaker 1: uh it also, you know, say the temperature changes you're
Speaker 1: in l A. That's a big thing where when I
Speaker 1: would go to Dodgers games, you'd get there it would
Speaker 1: be eighty degrees and then by the seventh inning it was,
Speaker 1: you know, like fifty nine degrees and you would have
Speaker 1: to Yeah, so always I would always bring like some
Speaker 1: jeans or some pants, some breakaway pants I could pull
Speaker 1: over my shorts and a little a little hoodie over there.
Speaker 1: So and then do you do you keep them like
Speaker 1: tied around your neck like a tennis better, like, how
Speaker 1: what are you doing with your jeans when you're not
Speaker 1: wearing them? Like I'm in an overbearing father. I would
Speaker 1: bring a bag, like a like a plastic bag or
Speaker 1: you know, like a disposable bag, and then that way
Speaker 1: not a reusable unfortunate I know, it's not good for
Speaker 1: the environment, but I would bring them where I could
Speaker 1: just walk away clean out of the without like this
Speaker 1: about folks, your dealer, I'm out, thank you. I got changed.
Speaker 1: I got real nervous walking through the metal detector at
Speaker 1: Dodger Stadium for no reason. I don't like have anything,
Speaker 1: but it's just like you got anything, you man, I
Speaker 1: didn't have. I had gum in one of my pockets,
Speaker 1: and they were like, take all your like all metal things,
Speaker 1: your phone, like anything out of your pocket. Went through
Speaker 1: the thing, and I think I was like fiddling with
Speaker 1: the gum in my pocket just because I was like,
Speaker 1: oh nervous, didn't take it all out, and like a
Speaker 1: cops stopped me and like really frisked me down and
Speaker 1: was like, you didn't take everything out of your pocket.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm giving you a hard time. I was like,
Speaker 1: they said everything metal. Were you wearing a mask or something?
Speaker 1: Did you not know you were a white man? I
Speaker 1: might have been wearing a mask, but I was just
Speaker 1: my dad, so I don't know. Like he's like right
Speaker 1: down the middle of like you know, old you must
Speaker 1: have been fiddling boy in that pocket? Were you doing
Speaker 1: that thing? Like Ethan Hunt and mission impossible, or you're
Speaker 1: like red Green together, You're like, this guy is a problem.
Speaker 1: This guy thinks he's got that Ethan Hunt gum. Whenever
Speaker 1: I get stopped at T s A, I always make
Speaker 1: a big show. I turned around to the rest of
Speaker 1: the wine, I go, and then when they frisked me out,
Speaker 1: I try to hand them a pen. But yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's I I hear you. It's stressful. I hear you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when they put you in that holding room for another
Speaker 1: three hours from my singer time. Uh, let me, yes,
Speaker 1: you heard the Todd Glass album too, huh? Alright, alright,
Speaker 1: let me see if I can get Todd on FaceTime
Speaker 1: for you. It's not even for me, it's for my friend.
Speaker 1: I haven't I have his number. Yeah, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: I would love if that really was the case. And
Speaker 1: you're like, no, I am a fan, oh really of
Speaker 1: Todd Glass? Oh just seems so low. I don't care, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, now I'll help to get in touch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and why do you choose to like help you out? Man,
Speaker 1: Like I'm cooler than you. Yeah, it's your biggest hater
Speaker 1: who works at T s A has been following you
Speaker 1: because is this is jealousy of your relationship with Todd
Speaker 1: class it rights itself, it does alright. I'd love to
Speaker 1: talk about this all day, folks, but we gotta talk
Speaker 1: about it tele television event of the week. I'm talking,
Speaker 1: of course, about the House Committee on January six, they're
Speaker 1: they're going to be They've hired James Goldston, formerly president
Speaker 1: of ABC News. According to Axios, a master documentary storytellerscars No,
Speaker 1: he was the president or you know, one of the
Speaker 1: producers on that Martin Basher special where he interviews Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1: What else? That the only thing I was really able
Speaker 1: to find. I don't know if I was like it
Speaker 1: was a very cursor research, but I did notice, like
Speaker 1: you know, Axios likes to link off two things when
Speaker 1: they make a big claim. They were linking off to
Speaker 1: anything when they said that he basically is a master
Speaker 1: at like getting people to watch soft news like Good
Speaker 1: Morning America with like shot to number one when he
Speaker 1: took that over. A Nightline wasn't canceled immediately when he
Speaker 1: took that over, which was apparently what people thought was
Speaker 1: going to happen, because he went from Nightline with Ted
Speaker 1: Copple telling one story a night, like a piece of
Speaker 1: in depth news too. When he took over, it became
Speaker 1: more like bite size chunks of like different stories that
Speaker 1: would be on like one of those like murder things
Speaker 1: that kind of a true crime news type vibe. But
Speaker 1: in both cases it seems like it's working knowledge of
Speaker 1: the American public TV viewing habits. So I don't know,
Speaker 1: but they're like, this is they're going to be televising
Speaker 1: like their findings. They're going to be it's supposed to
Speaker 1: be hearing, so they're going to presumably have some testimony
Speaker 1: and some prerecorded bits. It's like it sounds like a
Speaker 1: fucking award show, some live testimony. They we're gonna throw
Speaker 1: to the video package of Ivanka and Jerry totally self incriminating.
Speaker 1: You won't believe what is going to come out of
Speaker 1: their mouths. That's like how I feel. Like all the
Speaker 1: write ups about this have been written like it's like
Speaker 1: the super Bowl of Fun, like get ready for the
Speaker 1: halftime show. We got Benny Thompson ripping into Louis Gobert
Speaker 1: type of ships right the vernacular there that is true
Speaker 1: where it's like their night in prime time. It's time,
Speaker 1: you know, it's what is this and tell us what
Speaker 1: actually happened it. I mean, it seems like like a
Speaker 1: lot of the stuff people know is pretty damning already
Speaker 1: at this point. But yeah, I'm right, and it's it's
Speaker 1: probably to be able to lay the groundwork, like because
Speaker 1: like most people who saw what happened like okay, and right,
Speaker 1: like people who are planning this will now see consequences
Speaker 1: that rather than like the people with the Viking helmets
Speaker 1: asking for Kale in prison, like can we get the
Speaker 1: like the architects of this ship, uh, to get lined
Speaker 1: up for some accountability. And that seems like maybe this
Speaker 1: whole point is just to lay it all out so
Speaker 1: some and be like damn, they did that ship. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like most people who saw we're like damn
Speaker 1: they're doing that ship is how we saw it play out.
Speaker 1: So I guess this is probably like this field part
Speaker 1: of it is like, well, that way we can really
Speaker 1: help that like of America or that thirty three percent
Speaker 1: of America that's like all in on the Trump you know,
Speaker 1: big live stuff that's like it's undeniable at this point,
Speaker 1: but you don't need to convince them they're not going
Speaker 1: to be convinced, right, Yeah, I don't know. It seems
Speaker 1: like like Liz Cheney saying, do you believe somebody asked her,
Speaker 1: do you believe it was a conspiracy? She said, I do.
Speaker 1: It is extremely broad, it's extremely well organized. It's really chilling.
Speaker 1: So I mean, that's, I think is what you want
Speaker 1: on to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm I think it'll
Speaker 1: be really interesting to see some like this kind of
Speaker 1: ship that they have, like testimony, hearing it from people's
Speaker 1: mouths and like all these things where you know, again
Speaker 1: we've we we there's a there's plenty that we could
Speaker 1: infer from what we saw, but you know, to try
Speaker 1: and begin to say like and this is this person,
Speaker 1: these the calls that were made, this is what Donald
Speaker 1: Trump said. I'm sure we'll just make us feel more safe,
Speaker 1: I hope, right, not the point of this. This is
Speaker 1: a silly question, but is uh Fox going to air
Speaker 1: this or is they're they're going to air the rebuttal.
Speaker 1: They already have, like the conservative politicians lined up to
Speaker 1: air the rebuttal, so at least they're treating it like
Speaker 1: it's an event at least to it and yeah that
Speaker 1: it exists. They're acknowledging acknowledging its existence. That's a start.
Speaker 1: There's going to be like massive counter programming because they
Speaker 1: know all of the regular news channels are going to
Speaker 1: cover it, and they're like, well, we can't not say
Speaker 1: it and have our like our viewers start straying off
Speaker 1: to c N and to be like what did he say?
Speaker 1: And then that this is what's really going on. Man,
Speaker 1: screw them. But every local market they c G I
Speaker 1: like that city's football team into a super Bowl against
Speaker 1: their biggest rifle and that night they're never gonna believe this.
Speaker 1: They've decided to redo the super Bowl. What Raiders verse Seahawks.
Speaker 1: I'm in. There's just like one other thing I want
Speaker 1: to talk about with like the TV rollout of this hearing.
Speaker 1: Like you know, last week we were talking about the
Speaker 1: like these pieces coming out of the White House or
Speaker 1: interviews with people in the White House and aids who
Speaker 1: are saying, oh, man, we're just Joe Biden is so
Speaker 1: like frustrated that he can't get the people to see
Speaker 1: what what he is doing? What could he possibly do more?
Speaker 1: And these articles kind of go on this week to
Speaker 1: sort of talk about like the communication gap that's happening
Speaker 1: where they're trying to say, like, how the big issue
Speaker 1: is to get the people to know what we are doing,
Speaker 1: because right now the only thing that's dominating is what
Speaker 1: we aren't doing. And a few of these things really
Speaker 1: underlined a very important fact, which is they have people
Speaker 1: in their seventies and eighties who are used to this
Speaker 1: very normal method of well ring up ABC and then
Speaker 1: they play that on TV and everyone who watches the
Speaker 1: TV goes, just see what the TV said. It says,
Speaker 1: Joe Biden is doing this thing. That's cool, huh, And
Speaker 1: that's that was that worked decades ago. But now this
Speaker 1: the literally, this the actual like that's why they have
Speaker 1: bts at the White House because like, we have to
Speaker 1: find a way to get through this like ship somehow,
Speaker 1: what do we do? And again, the whole the whole
Speaker 1: issue here is that you have keep these septagenarians trying
Speaker 1: to figure out how millennial and gen Z voters think.
Speaker 1: And I can't think of putting someone in a worse
Speaker 1: like challenge in their professional life, be like, Okay, someone
Speaker 1: in their seventies confessed and gen Z, that's you know,
Speaker 1: what is even occurring in the world. Because I feel
Speaker 1: like we have to explain so much ship to our parents,
Speaker 1: like basic ship, Like my parents are smart enough to
Speaker 1: know like, oh yeah, like it's bad like this, that
Speaker 1: and the other. But there's a lot of things that
Speaker 1: they don't understand, like culturally, like with younger people, how
Speaker 1: we think about things or what our actual goals and
Speaker 1: aims are and just thinking of these people scratching their
Speaker 1: heads being like what are we gonna do? I I
Speaker 1: my heart really goes out to them and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is why it's all I think we're seeing it
Speaker 1: all kind of come together at once, but anyway, yeah,
Speaker 1: come apart at once. I feel like, yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: if if they were responsive to younger people and like
Speaker 1: advisors and actually, I just feel like that that is
Speaker 1: not this generation's kind of approach to things. You know,
Speaker 1: they're just gonna they're gonna be patronizing you ship. Like honestly,
Speaker 1: I feel like the most understanding I feel like I've
Speaker 1: got from someone who was in their seventies and like
Speaker 1: isn't in my family was like when talking about like
Speaker 1: you know, generational struggles and things where they be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I I read a lot about what's happening with millennials
Speaker 1: and Generation Z, and it just it seems like things
Speaker 1: are a lot, a lot harder for younger people and
Speaker 1: that's all the best thing seems And those are the
Speaker 1: people who are now being like, how do we tell
Speaker 1: them we know what's going on. It's like, it's yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a bit of a tough spot for you. Did
Speaker 1: you print those Generation site Geist shirts that you told
Speaker 1: me about that you guys were gonna put out and
Speaker 1: sell gen Z? It was gonna say gen Z and
Speaker 1: then nit Geist was going to be very small. Yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly like I tried. We're actually working on a large
Speaker 1: broad campaign with a bunch of advertising on Fox News
Speaker 1: next to the catheter ads for our generation Zeitgeist perfectly
Speaker 1: feel like they're gonna sell like hotcakes, which gen Z
Speaker 1: also loves. Well, you have a customer, Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break. We'll be right back, and
Speaker 1: we're back. And so, I mean, I I am curious
Speaker 1: to know, like a couple of a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: one week ago, time doesn't really my brain doesn't work
Speaker 1: like that anymore, where I can understand how much time
Speaker 1: has passed in a given since the given thing has happened.
Speaker 1: But between one year and one week ago, all of
Speaker 1: the Trump's lackeys who were just generally like making a
Speaker 1: jerk offhand motion in the direction of the January six Committee,
Speaker 1: we're subpoena and that it seemed like it was like alright, alright, asshole,
Speaker 1: we're a no more Mr Knice guy. Here we go.
Speaker 1: We got you right where we want you. Like, so
Speaker 1: is that what this is? Are we going to like
Speaker 1: now hear from them at this prime time event? We're
Speaker 1: what what are they up to? So? You know, I
Speaker 1: don't know who's gonna have I haven't seen fully who
Speaker 1: is going to speak and whose testimony that they're going
Speaker 1: to air, but the should issue like one of those
Speaker 1: things like the Cutella like set list where it has
Speaker 1: like all the names like that's lower and lower, Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: like a Trump Trump's headlining and it's like Kanye He's like,
Speaker 1: but he wanted us, he wanted them to apologize to
Speaker 1: Travis Scott or he wouldn't perform. Ronald Reagan's Hollograham comes in, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: So Peter Navarro right, who he was, you know, Trump
Speaker 1: economic advisor slash lackey and like a friend of the
Speaker 1: coup who has played his cards like like all the
Speaker 1: other Republicans who have been subpoena, which is like just
Speaker 1: deny everything, keep your head low, and just like you know,
Speaker 1: fucking ignore it. And like you're saying, we're all looking
Speaker 1: at this, like what is the fucking point of subpoena
Speaker 1: power if they just like look at it, fart on it,
Speaker 1: and then carry on with their day. And it's just like,
Speaker 1: I thought this was as serious as you're telling us
Speaker 1: it is. So things have taken a turn now. I
Speaker 1: don't know what it all means, but the appearance is
Speaker 1: certainly different. Because Peter Navarro actually was indicted and arrested
Speaker 1: by the FBI and put in a fucking cell over
Speaker 1: the weekend as he tried to fly from d C
Speaker 1: to Tennessee because he was again ignoring subpoena. And if
Speaker 1: you were called this guy had the most intense like
Speaker 1: I'm a white guy, I get away with anything energy
Speaker 1: that we've seen in a while. Like he talked about
Speaker 1: his plan to rat funk the election in his book.
Speaker 1: There's like a whole section called like the Green Bay
Speaker 1: sweep that he's talking about and then sweep. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: he's he's that confident about talking about like how he
Speaker 1: could get sham electors in Wisconsin, etcetera to try and
Speaker 1: swing the swing the votes. Wow, that's in his book
Speaker 1: that he was selling. Then he would also go on
Speaker 1: MSNBC and just like literally describe the coup. I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure we covered this when he first said it because
Speaker 1: it was so unbelievable. He was talking to Ari Melbourne
Speaker 1: basically said like, yeah, and then we get that we
Speaker 1: use the power of like the votes that we have
Speaker 1: in Congress to overturn the ruling and then we can
Speaker 1: declare President Trump the president. I'm just gonna play you
Speaker 1: this part where Ari Melbourne is like, hold on what
Speaker 1: and just you can see Peter Navarro being like what,
Speaker 1: like right after he describes him saying, you're talking about
Speaker 1: a coup, sir, Let's go this back and sir, then
Speaker 1: you will use the incumbent losing parties power that was
Speaker 1: the Republican Party that was losing power to overtake and
Speaker 1: reverse that outcome. Do you realize you are describing a coup? No?
Speaker 1: I totally reject many of your premises there. First of all,
Speaker 1: the election was still in doubt and would be until
Speaker 1: it was certified. Second, the idea that that secretaries of state,
Speaker 1: particularly in Michigan and Pennsylvania, were like innocent parties, I
Speaker 1: mean Joscelyn Benson, and so he just goes on and
Speaker 1: you can tell from his body language he's like selling
Speaker 1: you bullshit, ye standing, which is like I'm nerving for
Speaker 1: some reason. I don't think I've ever seen that before,
Speaker 1: right at using his whole body. That was his energy
Speaker 1: when he was like, this is the plan to to
Speaker 1: overthrow the government. So then I just want to check
Speaker 1: on his energy. Let me see what it was like
Speaker 1: after the FEDS pulled up and locked you up? How
Speaker 1: are you talking now? Are you still you still? Do
Speaker 1: you still? Big time? Instead of coming to my door
Speaker 1: where I live, which by the way, is right next
Speaker 1: to the FBI. Instead of calling me and say, hey,
Speaker 1: we need you down at court. We've got a warrant
Speaker 1: for you, would have gladly calm. What did they do?
Speaker 1: They intercepted me getting on the plane, and then they
Speaker 1: put me in handcuffs, They bring me here, they put
Speaker 1: me in leg irons, they stick me in a self
Speaker 1: by the way, just historical mode. I was in John
Speaker 1: Hinckley's cell. They seemed to think that that was like
Speaker 1: an important historical note. Okay, that's punitive that what they
Speaker 1: did to me today violated the Constitution. My man, what
Speaker 1: the fund did you want? They'd be like, heys the FBI,
Speaker 1: Like you want to can we invite you over for
Speaker 1: jail real quick? Also, isn't that what the subpoena is
Speaker 1: that he was ignoring? Isn't that the one where I
Speaker 1: think they're well, that's just that's my right to refuse it. No,
Speaker 1: it's well, no, this this is the whole point. You're
Speaker 1: moving into the You were in the around stage and
Speaker 1: now you're in the find out stage and you're doing
Speaker 1: this thing. Like I can't believe what they're doing. You
Speaker 1: know he you could tell, how sure? You can tell?
Speaker 1: His hair is like not done, he's grazzled, and you
Speaker 1: This clearly has sent a lot of shock waves through
Speaker 1: like the GOP because a lot of people were like,
Speaker 1: I thought we could do that, but yeah, it was
Speaker 1: truly on some I'm sorry, so I didn't know I
Speaker 1: couldn't do that. Um and Trump, for example, after this happened,
Speaker 1: he came out with a freaking quote, uh, just like
Speaker 1: a a quotable for people to just to know where
Speaker 1: he was, where he stood on all. He goes on
Speaker 1: to say, quote our great trade genius, professor Peter Navarro,
Speaker 1: professor shut up ful? Was this handcuffed, shackled and put
Speaker 1: in jail while the low life of Antifa and BLM
Speaker 1: are allowed to rip off the public room, free on
Speaker 1: the streets, killed people and destroy our once great city
Speaker 1: is all run by democrats In a in a parenthetical, okay,
Speaker 1: not only that you had fucking Louie Gomert, the the
Speaker 1: the least smart person in d C until maybe her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Louie Gomert, it's just out here saying the best ship
Speaker 1: this is. This is Louie Gomert again, another person who's
Speaker 1: got a little mixed up in a little coup behavior.
Speaker 1: This is him talking about Oh, this is unbelievable. What's happening.
Speaker 1: Peter Navarro got arrested for defying a subpoena. This is
Speaker 1: what he has to say. It actually puts an exclamation
Speaker 1: point on the fact that we have a two tier
Speaker 1: justice system. Uh, if you're a publican, you can't even
Speaker 1: lie to Congress, are lied to an FBI agent? Are
Speaker 1: They're coming after you? They're gonna bury you. They're gonna
Speaker 1: put you in the d C jail and terrorize and
Speaker 1: torture you and not live up to the constitution. There. However,
Speaker 1: this comes on the heels of Suserland being a quick
Speaker 1: okay anyway, go on to say, you can't even lie
Speaker 1: to Cane an FBI agent, or they're coming after you.
Speaker 1: That's John Hinckley's ghost tickled that poor man and that
Speaker 1: sale with his irons. What that's amazing. There's a two
Speaker 1: tiered justice system, true, Yeah, no Ship and his his
Speaker 1: example is when you're a GOP. I mean, that is
Speaker 1: a great illustration that a Republican politician believes that it's
Speaker 1: unjust that they can't even lie to Congress. That's a
Speaker 1: at illustration of just how two tiered the justice system is.
Speaker 1: That they hadn't don't even like have a concept of
Speaker 1: what a justice system does to Wow. Yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: there is, I mean more than two tiers. But I mean,
Speaker 1: what not what you thought? Man? Yeah, it's probably it
Speaker 1: probably tense at the Gomert dinner table when he's he's
Speaker 1: out here saying things like you can't even lie to
Speaker 1: fuck that be I anymore without Ship happening to you.
Speaker 1: I can't even cheat on my goddamn wife and without
Speaker 1: that sack of bricks open. And it's although actually Louie
Speaker 1: Gomert has never cheated on his wife or gotten a
Speaker 1: speeding ticket or sirette or smoked a cigarette in his life,
Speaker 1: according to the fucking oh wait, no, that was Moe
Speaker 1: Brooks man proudly cheats on his wife. Yeah, Louie Gomert,
Speaker 1: congressman side piece as he's known. All right, we should
Speaker 1: talk about the Queen's platinum jubes finally, because happened over
Speaker 1: the weekend. Seventy years of excellence by her majesty, just
Speaker 1: you know, going out there doing doing queen queen stuff. Yeah, Queen,
Speaker 1: thank you, Queen shit. Yeah. So last last week she
Speaker 1: canceled one of the appearances of the service due to
Speaker 1: some discomfort, presumably a side effect of being roughly a
Speaker 1: thousand years old, and so for that part of the
Speaker 1: jubilee they replaced her with a digital image inside of
Speaker 1: an antique golden carriage. It's not the highest of quality
Speaker 1: digital images. It does look like a time they've just
Speaker 1: stuck a tiny TV in there. I don't know if
Speaker 1: like seeing it live made it look more three dimensional,
Speaker 1: but people. I mean that this created a whole a
Speaker 1: whole bunch of maybe our dumbest conspiracy theories of the weekend.
Speaker 1: We we we haven't you know, done the official count,
Speaker 1: but possibly the dumbest ones from the past like five
Speaker 1: days because people people were like they were trying to
Speaker 1: fool us. What more do you need to see to
Speaker 1: understand that she's dead first of all, that they're trying
Speaker 1: to control us with holograms, that they're trying to get
Speaker 1: us ready for a future where we are not allowed
Speaker 1: to die and instead our consciousness is uploaded into a
Speaker 1: universe where we are hologram work slaves. Like do I mean,
Speaker 1: do I even need to like spell this out for you?
Speaker 1: Like how you lost me with the first bit, but
Speaker 1: you got me with the second. You hung around and
Speaker 1: you're glad you did never ending uh mental laborers for
Speaker 1: the digital account me. Okay, wait, so they're trying to
Speaker 1: but did they did the did the Palace say like,
Speaker 1: you know, you know, we're just gonna be projecting She's
Speaker 1: not in there, but it was it was a projection
Speaker 1: from her coronation in Elizabeth If it was intended as
Speaker 1: a deception, like being seventy years off. It seems like
Speaker 1: a pretty major funk up. But that's how like the
Speaker 1: conspiracy brained people think. They go, oh my god, they
Speaker 1: think they could get that one past me. That's her
Speaker 1: as a fucking kid. That's what's happened, alright. The hologram
Speaker 1: was so bad. It looked like one of those old
Speaker 1: baseball cards you would get when if you like turned
Speaker 1: it slightly, it was as the bat swung it has
Speaker 1: the bats swung, it has that. It was like one
Speaker 1: of those things easy. Yeah, that like where it was
Speaker 1: also like that like prismic, like it was cut like
Speaker 1: rich lines. Yeah, exactly. I remember I would always scratch
Speaker 1: him as a kid. I was about to say the
Speaker 1: same thing, but I didn't want to come off as weird. No,
Speaker 1: I wasn't on the same thing, and I was gonna
Speaker 1: say that, looking at that carriage window, I'm like, it's
Speaker 1: one of those scratchy hologram cards. I would have been
Speaker 1: scratching on the window, like let me feel these ridges
Speaker 1: in here. Yeah, I remember you said, annoy the funk
Speaker 1: out of my parents. Do you guys remember the one
Speaker 1: where Jordan's was Sportsman of the Year and they did
Speaker 1: a hologram of just him on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that was that was my my first real
Speaker 1: encounter with hologram technology technology, and that's when I knew
Speaker 1: the New World Order was coming for me. Good to know. Sorry,
Speaker 1: but we were saying about the Queen the real New
Speaker 1: World Order. Sorry, so, but first of all, these aren't holograms.
Speaker 1: These are fucking videos. Yeah, it's just a stage illusion
Speaker 1: called what is it, like Pepper's Ghosts or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: bib named Pepper John Pepper, a British pepper pepper pig
Speaker 1: is how some people pronounce it, but salt and Pepper's ghosts.
Speaker 1: It's the same thing they used for two pockets, like
Speaker 1: a stage thing that just is. I don't know exactly
Speaker 1: how they do it, but it's been around since the
Speaker 1: sixteenth century. What really? Yeah, oh ship, so about as
Speaker 1: old as that gold cart she wrote in on the
Speaker 1: thing is so, I'm sorry that I've never seen something
Speaker 1: more opulent. And why would I because it's like the
Speaker 1: carriage that would you know, carry the Monarch of the
Speaker 1: United Kingdom the British Empire in it? But that much
Speaker 1: gold family what gold like whenever you see them at
Speaker 1: like any kind of official thing and they sit in
Speaker 1: their chairs and ship and they're like, that's all gold.
Speaker 1: I'm like, dollars real really, but we need something the
Speaker 1: size of an suv that's also all gold, courses that
Speaker 1: are also all gold. It resembles one of those old
Speaker 1: trees that you know, like they're seven years old and
Speaker 1: their roots are like above ground and like you know,
Speaker 1: kind of snaking through but dipped in gold. Yeah. It's
Speaker 1: also just I mean, this is maybe the most predictable
Speaker 1: thing about humanity is that we don't deal well with death.
Speaker 1: That we we like just cannot because you know, the
Speaker 1: thing that is hard to wrap your mind around, the
Speaker 1: human brain is not capable. Really Western culture, yeah, Western
Speaker 1: culture for sure. And so I mean, you know the Beatles,
Speaker 1: like everybody was they picked the one guy who was
Speaker 1: going to survive into his nineties and they were like
Speaker 1: that that dude's actually dead. He died when he was
Speaker 1: twenty six in a car accident. They've been trying to
Speaker 1: pull you, like Elvis was dead. They couldn't believe he
Speaker 1: was dead. Tupac, same thing, like we just can't, we
Speaker 1: can't deal with it, like it's gonna keep happening. I
Speaker 1: think there's some stuff in the Bible. That's the one
Speaker 1: that was supposedly dead. And then but yeah it's worth that,
Speaker 1: but that, but that sneaky guy can't manage to pull
Speaker 1: up in a cave a couple of days later. Huh huh.
Speaker 1: I think Zarus was faking it though sure he wasn't dead,
Speaker 1: he was sleeping. Have you met Lazarus. Yeah, Lazarus always
Speaker 1: like I'm dead. It's like, no, you're not, Lazarus. You
Speaker 1: didn't somebody to resurrect you. And then I can talk
Speaker 1: about is that Jesus resurrected You had a nab last
Speaker 1: when you were we were playing dead as a kid.
Speaker 1: Did you ever go I'm dead? Like that was how
Speaker 1: you signal to your friends that you were dead. How
Speaker 1: are we playing dead? Or is this like a like
Speaker 1: a Cops and Robbers kind of thing shooting fingers at
Speaker 1: each other and you're like, I'm dead, I'm dead. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean because that was like an official shorthand with
Speaker 1: me and my friends and my little sister, or like
Speaker 1: if it was tagged two or something like no, I'm dead,
Speaker 1: I'm dead. I'm dead, Like stop working with me, Like
Speaker 1: I'm not a participant. I'm dead in the game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd start digging my own grave, which bumped everybody out
Speaker 1: in the middle of Guys, I'm dead in ten minutes. Actually,
Speaker 1: see you get a garden hose. I feel like we
Speaker 1: could loosen the soil up. It's real dry. I think
Speaker 1: it'd be easier to dig if I just kind of
Speaker 1: got a little bit better. Yeah, you might as well
Speaker 1: bury me because I'm dead. So actually, are you Are
Speaker 1: you certified to use that back hole I saw in
Speaker 1: your yard or is that just your dad who use that?
Speaker 1: Because that would actually we could do two scoops and
Speaker 1: I'm out. It's not funny playing this game with you anymore.
Speaker 1: We're not enjoying this heavy machinery operators amongst children, They're like,
Speaker 1: I'm certified, I could use it. I don't know if
Speaker 1: your dad's cool with it. I can show them my paperwork,
Speaker 1: but you know, I get it. You don't any job
Speaker 1: side accidents. Yeah, have you guys ever like been convinced
Speaker 1: by that? Like I felt that like the temptation to
Speaker 1: be like, mmm, I think that person take their on death.
Speaker 1: Like I think I feel like I was kind of
Speaker 1: like the Tupac thing kind of got me there for
Speaker 1: the Yeah, and then also that beginning part in the
Speaker 1: macavelly I was a strict shot tupac and you're like,
Speaker 1: what what the fun? What the you remember that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That was like that was like O G like l
Speaker 1: a conspiracy theory ship where they're like, man, if you
Speaker 1: listen to the maciw mcavelly albums, rife with this, it's ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: to your point, it is always This is the first
Speaker 1: one where it was an old person, where it's always
Speaker 1: someone who died prematurely or died young. You know, we're here.
Speaker 1: If she could just be like, that's price gets she's old.
Speaker 1: You know, it's a very strange thing to pick up on.
Speaker 1: But here I think any famous person, it's that's what
Speaker 1: your thought is because, like you said, it's hard to
Speaker 1: accept that and wrap your mind around it. So why
Speaker 1: not have an easy explanation that makes everybody happier. I
Speaker 1: think everyone fake there on death. I think everyone's still alive,
Speaker 1: everyone in the whole world. Yeah, just hold your breath
Speaker 1: where you're going by cemeteries, and the truth will appear
Speaker 1: to you and your whole life is just passing out,
Speaker 1: waking up holding your breath next to a cemetery waking up.
Speaker 1: I gotta get past the cemetery from that time. Uh,
Speaker 1: Blake Wexler as always truly a pleasure having you on
Speaker 1: the daily zeitgeist? Where can people find you? Follow you?
Speaker 1: All that good ship? The pleasure or is aline? I
Speaker 1: have a podcast called Blake's Takes for God's Sakes and
Speaker 1: I free associate improvised. It's like my mania on this
Speaker 1: but without my respect for you too. That's holding me
Speaker 1: back into some sort of way. So it is a mess.
Speaker 1: It's been hailed as a mess and then also apt
Speaker 1: like wex or and all social media. And I have
Speaker 1: a podcast coming out with the Philadelphia Eagles this summer
Speaker 1: called Feeding the Birds. I'm the co host of that,
Speaker 1: so I don't have a date yet, but well that'll
Speaker 1: that'll come out. It's a fun one. And uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm doing stand up around so Blake Wexer dot com
Speaker 1: slash live dash dates and does the does the podcast
Speaker 1: involve you like bread crumbs of any any sort or
Speaker 1: it's just like feeding feeding the birds with the information
Speaker 1: they crave. It's that that is a very good point.
Speaker 1: So it is bread comes crumbs and that it's a
Speaker 1: mystery it's a who done it? Where I follow the
Speaker 1: bread crumbs of a missing loaf that was taken from
Speaker 1: the Eagles cafeteria and uh Jalen Hurt started complaining that
Speaker 1: it was gone, so that it's more of a mystery podcast. No,
Speaker 1: it's um, that's a good question. It's the intersection of
Speaker 1: like football and food as a podcast. So we talked
Speaker 1: to you know, uh certain you know former Eagles alumni
Speaker 1: for former football players who have opened their own vineyard
Speaker 1: and now they have interests outside of football. So you
Speaker 1: kind of see how people translate into other jobs and categories.
Speaker 1: It's interesting. Yeah, yeah, right, got Ron Dwarski on there. Oh,
Speaker 1: well with the Polish pistol. Yeah, he was right. It's funny.
Speaker 1: I was thinking of, uh, just the other when I
Speaker 1: was in Portland, I saw somebody wearing a juror the George.
Speaker 1: I was gonna take a picture and send it to
Speaker 1: as I thought of you, and then that's why that
Speaker 1: you then just come out and be like I'm doing
Speaker 1: shoot with the Eagles. Wow, I love to see it
Speaker 1: go Eagles very lucky. Yeah, it'll be good. Is there
Speaker 1: a tweet or some of the work of social media
Speaker 1: you've been enjoying. There there's an n f T I find. No,
Speaker 1: there is a there's an NFQ you describe to you
Speaker 1: in Great tea wax coin. It's a stable coin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's a Zach Fox is the Twitter account and
Speaker 1: the tweet was if I had to do population control,
Speaker 1: people who wear Chelsea boots getting sent up first by Yeah,
Speaker 1: not a fan of those laceless boots. God him tough
Speaker 1: shoe to pull off. Yeah, I'm not that big of
Speaker 1: a fan of those either. I mean, you gotta you know.
Speaker 1: It has its moments you can wear. Uh, They're like
Speaker 1: too classy for me. I feel like whenever I wear
Speaker 1: like leather shoes, I'm like, man, I look like I'm
Speaker 1: somebody's boss. Give me my sneakers. I know bank stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't I do about banks stuff. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: be told I can't get into this Las Vegas nightclub
Speaker 1: because of my footwear. I came with arguments. I don't
Speaker 1: want to just be waved in miles Where can people
Speaker 1: find you? And as a tweet, You've been find me
Speaker 1: on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Gray. If you
Speaker 1: like basketball mad boost these Jack and I Basketball Podcast
Speaker 1: come check that out. We had Carl tart on uh
Speaker 1: this latest episode and the show rumbles on just like
Speaker 1: the finals do. Some tweets that are like First one
Speaker 1: is from Megan Gaily shout out so wild. I saw
Speaker 1: CJ and Megan out two weekends ago at a party
Speaker 1: and I was I was like, looking at you, uh
Speaker 1: and it was great to see them in there and
Speaker 1: new parents. But Megan posted at Megan Gailey posted this picture.
Speaker 1: She said, posted this on Instagram stories and it's doing
Speaker 1: better than pictures of my newborn baby. It's a picture
Speaker 1: of a bag of Goldfish limited Edition Old Bay season
Speaker 1: Oh wow, and that made Yeah. I would have I
Speaker 1: would have been like, yeah, yeah, alright, enough of enough
Speaker 1: with the baby pictures. What the fund is up with
Speaker 1: this Old Bay Goldfish? That sounds like fantastic eating anyway.
Speaker 1: And then another one from Blair Saki at Blair Saki tweeted,
Speaker 1: lady next to me on this plane smells like milk,
Speaker 1: not good, Like whatever that milk scent is, I are
Speaker 1: I got it just from the not good Thank you bloke. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's just that milk right on the verge. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm That's what I'm smelling Yeah, all right. You
Speaker 1: can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien. Couple
Speaker 1: of tweets him picked Hal took me on an emotional
Speaker 1: journey with this one. If you serve your kids frozen
Speaker 1: pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you're a terrible parent.
Speaker 1: I don't care how busy you are, find the time
Speaker 1: to microwave that ship and that. I was like, funk,
Speaker 1: I am bad, aren't I I'm the worst. I'm bad
Speaker 1: for random Twitter account and who I know nothing about
Speaker 1: them as parents. Yeah, but then at the end point
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, that that sounds pretty quick.
Speaker 1: I could just add that to the end of feeding
Speaker 1: them frozen chicken nuggets and frozen pizza and easy fix.
Speaker 1: Thanks for the pointer, Eddie at edsra Are tweeted. In
Speaker 1: nine six, the American Physical Society booked four thousand hotel
Speaker 1: rooms in the MGM Grand Hotel and cost the casino
Speaker 1: so much money that the APS was asked to never
Speaker 1: come back by the entire city of Las Vegas. The
Speaker 1: physicists didn't discover some genius gambling strategy, they just didn't play,
Speaker 1: which I gotta gotta love. What what a nightmare? Just
Speaker 1: openly no no, no, Like the thing is we rob you,
Speaker 1: like we take your money. That's that's how this works.
Speaker 1: And assholes, they're like, we know, we're fucking physicists. Physics
Speaker 1: think we look we look at numbers all all day
Speaker 1: and golf. Nope, bad idea. Anyways, you can find us
Speaker 1: on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. Were at the Daily Zeitcheheist
Speaker 1: on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page. Dailies like
Speaker 1: guys dot com. We posted our episodes on our footnotes.
Speaker 1: We link off the information that we talked about in
Speaker 1: today's episode, as well as the song that we'd like
Speaker 1: you to go check out. Miles, what song do we
Speaker 1: think people should go check out? Uh? This is a
Speaker 1: track by Onyx Collective. What is the New York band
Speaker 1: who you know? It's like they're kind of nebulous form
Speaker 1: of jazz, funk, reggae, kind of multi genre type people.
Speaker 1: They're very influent on their instruments. Uh. And this track
Speaker 1: is called My Favorite Things and it's just got a nice,
Speaker 1: like rudy dub sound to it. So some nice, nice music.
Speaker 1: This is unex collected with My Favorite Things. By the way, Blake,
Speaker 1: you have no idea how far you are to throwing
Speaker 1: me off and making me just start the entire show
Speaker 1: over again When you said Instagram as the footnotes, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like what what Hannon texted me? What time is it? Where?
Speaker 1: When the show is he doing? Why? Why doing this
Speaker 1: to me? It's because you'd have to be me. Well
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