Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to that's all right again,
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Speaker 1: episode three of Jour Days. Like guys, that's right up
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Speaker 1: talking a lot about Puerto Rico and I think it's important. Well,
Speaker 1: like you know, you have like very nice hos like
Speaker 1: and thank you so much for your service of putting
Speaker 1: your body on the line in you know, for our
Speaker 1: foreign policy aims. But don't worry about any like statehood.
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Speaker 1: that's uh. And you were saying Trump was they weren't
Speaker 1: taught this. Trump killed it, killed it and then they
Speaker 1: put it through while he was trying to coup the
Speaker 1: US government. Yeah, so also shot up peach Cobbler too.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm not good cobbler. Yeah the best. Anyways,
Speaker 1: my name is Jack O'Brien A K A B C
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Speaker 1: from Philadelphia call me a b Also that that is
Speaker 1: a Philadelphia legacy nickname. I had a great uncle who
Speaker 1: was a high school basketball coach whose name was O
Speaker 1: Bie O'Brien. That was like what he was known as
Speaker 1: a b O'Brien a little redundant. Also shout out to
Speaker 1: John Sabine who tweeted, we all think the element op
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Speaker 1: I'm thrilled to be joined as always, buy my co
Speaker 1: host Mr Miles gras well, a little bit of Daily's
Speaker 1: Eye cold brew and a blunt delight a fair jeans
Speaker 1: that fit just right around my bung hole. Shout out
Speaker 1: to Christie, I'm a Gucci made for that Zach Brown
Speaker 1: band inspired a K and I think you're also we
Speaker 1: we kind of indulged ourselves a little LBJ bung hole
Speaker 1: phone call clip last week, so I see what you're
Speaker 1: putting I missed all the good stuff. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: a pretty main that's a mainstay topic. I feel like
Speaker 1: when you know, whenever lbj comes up, I feel like
Speaker 1: we always have to talk about his bung hole and
Speaker 1: his bug hole en jumbo all the h Sorry, but
Speaker 1: after you saying that that was your nickname, does he
Speaker 1: stand to reason that the character's name is actually O'Brien
Speaker 1: Juan Kenobi. Oh yeah, yeah, he's filly right A one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a use the force. Let's go to Pat's. We're
Speaker 1: thrilled to be joined by a brilliant and talented writer
Speaker 1: and podcaster who's written for publications like The New York Times,
Speaker 1: The New Yorker, The New York Review of Books, g Q,
Speaker 1: where she wrote that machine Gun Kelly making Fox feature.
Speaker 1: She was the co host of the legendary podcasts Girls
Speaker 1: in Hoodies, a Nightcall, and the creator and host of
Speaker 1: the newly legendary podcast Just Dropped Heidi World, The Heidi
Speaker 1: Flight Story. Please welcome back to the show, Molly Wambyn.
Speaker 1: There is what's happened everyone? What's up? If you're Obie Lamberte,
Speaker 1: how are you feeling? You've got the podcast coming on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm good. Abe, get some haggies. Yeah, you want to
Speaker 1: go down to Uncle You want to get Aggie and
Speaker 1: a cuke? Yeah, yeah, I got some. I got some
Speaker 1: cousins in Philly. I know about that. You want to
Speaker 1: go to Wawa and get a huge you need to
Speaker 1: go to You never went to Wawa? Well, we might
Speaker 1: have an East coast tour coming up. What are we
Speaker 1: just doing New Jersey at Pennsylvania some Wawa? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Well Molly, you're back and uh, you've taken the world
Speaker 1: by storm with episode one of Heidi World, the Heidi
Speaker 1: flash Story. What's good, Let's let's kick it off there.
Speaker 1: What what are you learning? What are you teaching us about?
Speaker 1: Heidi Flesh? Episode one is out and it is about
Speaker 1: kind of the nineteen seventies in California and kind of
Speaker 1: sets up the whole story. And I dropped the bomb
Speaker 1: about her dad. Who who her dad delivered? Sure, unto us,
Speaker 1: So her dad was like a famous kind of pediatrician
Speaker 1: from the valley, the Valley Los Felis, Los Felis, Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: my bad. He's not from here. He's not from here.
Speaker 1: You know, he's not anyone. He's from I'm trying to
Speaker 1: offer him protection back to Jack. But he delivered Leonardo Dicapriot.
Speaker 1: It's true. He delivered so many famous children and also
Speaker 1: non famous children. Just everybody in the world has been
Speaker 1: hitting me up to be like he was my pediatrician,
Speaker 1: my friend's pediatrician. Heidi Flice's dad is the just like
Speaker 1: that was that pediatrician. Yeah, and he was hot. He
Speaker 1: worked out at this craftsman house on Hillhurst that was
Speaker 1: then a weird ice cream place pretty recently called Ample Hills.
Speaker 1: That's an amazing story about how that was like a
Speaker 1: scam kind of the ice cream company was like a
Speaker 1: a VC scam kind of. Yeah. Another tidy world never ends.
Speaker 1: Is what I've learned is that there's never not a
Speaker 1: new thread to pursue in this It was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, what what stop about the show? Is like,
Speaker 1: it's a history of Los Angeles and like you, you
Speaker 1: just like dig into so many cool threads that I
Speaker 1: would there's not a human being alive, we're dead. Who
Speaker 1: I would rather hear tell that story? And then a
Speaker 1: distance second. Paul Thomas Anderson, Well, he's he's mentioned a
Speaker 1: lot of times on the podcast because he's made so
Speaker 1: many movies about the history of l A basically that
Speaker 1: a lot of things come on up and also go
Speaker 1: on down. We share a character with Licorice Pizza, John
Speaker 1: Peters who played by Bradley Cooper and Licorice Pizza, and
Speaker 1: it's played by John Daily in Heidi World. So get
Speaker 1: ready for the expected Los Angeles multiverse, the multiverse of Madness.
Speaker 1: What did you think of I thought the Bradley Cooper
Speaker 1: performance in Licorice Pizza should have been nominated. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought it was great. But you know what, John Daily
Speaker 1: is gonna beat him. Yeah, John Daly is gonna beat
Speaker 1: Bradley Cooper at being good at playing John Peters. Where
Speaker 1: it is? Where's Bradley Cooper's Red Hot Chili Pepper's joke band?
Speaker 1: That's right. I think about that song, the John Daily
Speaker 1: Red Hot Chili Pepper's parody song constantly because there's a
Speaker 1: part he goes shopping car escal later. I think every
Speaker 1: time I hear that, that's the shopping car escalator. You
Speaker 1: good clock Glendale. So yeah, Bradley Cooper should have won.
Speaker 1: My friend Max, who's also in the podcast playing von Nage.
Speaker 1: Max Silvestri, says Bradley Cooper is trying to win the
Speaker 1: Award for the most Acting, so we have even as
Speaker 1: one of those performances that I like is detrimental to
Speaker 1: the movie because once it, once it happens, all I
Speaker 1: can think about is like, what when's he coming back?
Speaker 1: Where is this? Everybody in Heidi world is like that.
Speaker 1: Everybody is amazing every single Yeah, Molly, let people know,
Speaker 1: because I think a lot of people like they know
Speaker 1: of Heidi flics the Hollywood Madam probably ends right there
Speaker 1: if you're not super engaged with it or like it was,
Speaker 1: you know, more of a real like a big thing
Speaker 1: in l A for sure back then, well like for
Speaker 1: people who you know know about l A and sort
Speaker 1: of vaguely not what what sort of like what are
Speaker 1: you going to pull out for them that is really
Speaker 1: gonna you know, I guess you have them see something
Speaker 1: different about Los Angeles or this era. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I think it's just about how l A is such
Speaker 1: a small town and how people all know each other
Speaker 1: in these ways that you would not expect at all necessarily,
Speaker 1: which is what everything I like is like, It's a
Speaker 1: lot of it's kind of like, um, how Ashby's shampoo
Speaker 1: is very much about that also, just like yeah, how
Speaker 1: how l A is Like it seems very vast and sprawling,
Speaker 1: but it's actually there's like just ten people and we
Speaker 1: all know and Miles and I are two of them,
Speaker 1: right am Not yeah, but when you go to Philadelphia,
Speaker 1: so wow, from when you go there, like wow, We're
Speaker 1: going to do a special Mummers parade just because Jack
Speaker 1: is here. Do you see like all the Philly stuff
Speaker 1: I'm pulling out to Uh wouldn't. The other thing I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, though, is like it is true how
Speaker 1: small the town is. I think, Molly, between you and me,
Speaker 1: and if you added somebody who went to Crossroads, I
Speaker 1: feel like we could somehow triangulate any person in the
Speaker 1: country or like the fucking World's almost like yea, that
Speaker 1: small town then like the funniest kid at crossroads, like
Speaker 1: the class clown a Crossroads becomes Jonah Hill like you know,
Speaker 1: like that, that small town then fuels like massive, global
Speaker 1: like pop culture. So it's an interesting town. I think
Speaker 1: he went to Palasades, he went across roads, he went
Speaker 1: across roads, crossroads. Damn, look who knows is Jack? It is? Alright,
Speaker 1: Molly A little bit better in a moment. First, we're
Speaker 1: gonna tell our listeners a couple of things we're talking
Speaker 1: about today. Trump Donald Trump, who was the President of
Speaker 1: the United States for years, has endorsed Dr Oz, who's
Speaker 1: running for a public office. So that that's news because
Speaker 1: it makes the people on the right man because Dr
Speaker 1: Oz doesn't have good credentials. He doesn't. He's not racist,
Speaker 1: he's not racist enough. He's just sort of racists. And
Speaker 1: he doesn't know how to food shop. Also, he's not
Speaker 1: he's not as blue collar as you might expect. We're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about how Ted Lasso is George W. Bush
Speaker 1: as the current populace imagines him. We're gonna talk about
Speaker 1: Sarah Palin running for Congress against Santa Claus, all of
Speaker 1: that plentymore. But first, Molly, we like to ask our guests.
Speaker 1: We like to put them on the spot and ask,
Speaker 1: what's something from your search history. I just thought the
Speaker 1: movie Bugsy. It's kind of all I can talk about
Speaker 1: is Barry Levinson's movie Bugsy, The Warrant, Blue Warrant, Baby
Speaker 1: Yeah with warrn Baity So good three as part of
Speaker 1: a series about movies that showed the built more Pool
Speaker 1: and uh I was looking up a lot of stuff
Speaker 1: about Bugsy because there's a whole plot in the movie
Speaker 1: about how he wants to kill Mussolini personally, he keeps
Speaker 1: being like, I'm going to kill Mussolini. It's so funny,
Speaker 1: and so I looked it up and that was true.
Speaker 1: He did want to go kill Mussolini. He did have
Speaker 1: his own plot to kill Mussolini by getting close to him,
Speaker 1: and then he was kind of mad when somebody else
Speaker 1: killed Mussolini. The whole town took that on her away
Speaker 1: from him. That's wild, and he like the main hook
Speaker 1: is that he built Vegas or like kind of yeah,
Speaker 1: he built the Flamingo. But it actually because this is
Speaker 1: how my brain works, it is very much a prequel
Speaker 1: to Heidi World because it's very much about who runs
Speaker 1: vice in Los Angeles in the nineties, and uh, Heidi
Speaker 1: World is about who runs vice in Los Angeles in
Speaker 1: the eighties and nineties. Yeah, man, okay, Bugsy sequels really
Speaker 1: getting hands so funny. You guys see the movie what
Speaker 1: was like because I think I remember like when it
Speaker 1: came out was like ninety three or somebody nine two
Speaker 1: or something like that. Oh okay, So I'm also like
Speaker 1: prime Heidi World times. So it's also like of that,
Speaker 1: you're it's a great movie, right, right right. I remember
Speaker 1: everything going over my head because I watched it as
Speaker 1: like a ten year old because you had just seen
Speaker 1: Dick Tracy. Yeah, you're like, oh, is this the sequel
Speaker 1: to Dick Tracy? Kind of it is in a way, yeah, visually,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I mean like it's it. What was like
Speaker 1: what was his whole what was it like? Why was
Speaker 1: he so passionate about personally often Muslim because he because
Speaker 1: because he was an anti because Muslim, he was an
Speaker 1: anti Semi And Pugsy wasn't jew They're Jewish gangsters, so
Speaker 1: they were And all the time was Meyer Lansky like
Speaker 1: in the cud being like I'm good. I'm like yeah. Also,
Speaker 1: Mickey Cohen played by I think it's Harvey Kitell in
Speaker 1: the movie. Mickey Cohen shows up in Heidi World, I
Speaker 1: think in episode two even because we talked about the
Speaker 1: history of the Sunset strip, which was completely mab run
Speaker 1: and in like Heidi World in the nineties vice like
Speaker 1: who does who are some of the names that Heidi
Speaker 1: World kind of intertwines with that we would know from
Speaker 1: the nineties oh, well you'll see. But um, there's a lot.
Speaker 1: As we said earlier, Yeah, it's uh, you know, Charlie
Speaker 1: Sheen shows up and Billie idol, James Kahn played by
Speaker 1: Miles Gray here he's coming baby. But yeah. Also, just
Speaker 1: a lot of people in l A politics who you
Speaker 1: may remember if you followed the O. J. Simpson trial
Speaker 1: at all. Yeah, your boy Gil Garcetti, who's fails on
Speaker 1: Mayor Eric Garcetti's fails on father fail father fail pops, fun, fun, folks.
Speaker 1: What is something you think is overrated? Overrated? Man, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna really get blowback for this. But ca so so
Speaker 1: I really don't like caso mh like just like the
Speaker 1: melted cheese, like the tex max kind. Yeah yeah, well
Speaker 1: how come you don't like keso? I don't like the
Speaker 1: fake cheese. I don't like the flavor. So do you
Speaker 1: like like jank can nachos? No? Not at all. Oh
Speaker 1: so you're consistent with it, Like if it's fake cheese,
Speaker 1: you're absolutely you're off ramps. Okay, I see you like
Speaker 1: cheese whiz whiz on your No, I'm just gonna keep
Speaker 1: naming fake. I mean I even got some like vegan
Speaker 1: cream cheese recently and that ship was whack. It cannot
Speaker 1: eat it. I'm also like lactose intolerant, so I could
Speaker 1: really you, you know, stayd to use some fake cheese,
Speaker 1: but no, I will just overall. Do you liked? I mean,
Speaker 1: despite your intolerance for lactose, do you eat cheese? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just do it. I just do it and then
Speaker 1: feel bad. Okay, yeah, I got it. So you've got
Speaker 1: the Nike guts. You just you just do it and
Speaker 1: deal with it later. Yeah. I was talking with somebody, somebody,
Speaker 1: uh I know was I told them about Jamie Loftuss
Speaker 1: Hot Dog Show and they were like, wow, we have
Speaker 1: the opposite stomachs me and Jamie Loftus. Our stomachs are
Speaker 1: completely You're not downing gallons of milk and eating hot dogs. No.
Speaker 1: I would die if I ate with Jamie eats and
Speaker 1: like one day, it would kill me. And I respect
Speaker 1: that so much about her because I have on more
Speaker 1: than one occasion seeing we're interacted with her when she
Speaker 1: was dying from eating. I don't know her there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there are times eat serious, like I just drink a
Speaker 1: gallon of milk. She shows up to a recording and
Speaker 1: it's just like, Oh, if I drank a gallon of
Speaker 1: milk and I showed up to this recording, it would
Speaker 1: be a recording of me throwing up a gallon of
Speaker 1: milk right, just endlessly. Although I did want to see
Speaker 1: somebody throw up a gallon of milk. But they chugged
Speaker 1: for like a hazing in college for something. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: they said, I think, like the rowing team or something.
Speaker 1: Some girl in my dorm and had to chug a
Speaker 1: gallon of milk and then she threw it all up
Speaker 1: and she was like, you know what, It's actually kind
Speaker 1: of fine to throw up milk. It's like the so
Speaker 1: much better than throwing up alcohol. It's not like a
Speaker 1: sidek and the same. Yeah, it's basic. It doesn't sting.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sting my throat. Now, Molly, surely you like
Speaker 1: the cheese filling of combos where the cheese filling in
Speaker 1: lance cheese and crackers sandwiches, right, new fake cheese? What
Speaker 1: about cheese and broccoli soup from subway? Nah? Hot tape. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna find something. We'll find something. Take the rowing
Speaker 1: team like having horrible hazing rituals. Miles, you mentioned your
Speaker 1: friend like getting involved in some one of the did
Speaker 1: it was this on the show or off Mike where
Speaker 1: you're mentioning your friend like being involved in some like
Speaker 1: wax secret society in l A. Oh no, I mean
Speaker 1: he was. He was a Freemason. Okay, he's called the
Speaker 1: Freemasons a wax secret society. I don't know this guy,
Speaker 1: I don't know, face down in a pool. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that sounds like boulevard joke, Hi and low there it is, um.
Speaker 1: But there was also like because I think the other
Speaker 1: with Danny we were talking about, you know, the Masonic
Speaker 1: Temple in North Hollywood. Of course my friend joined that
Speaker 1: ship after high school because he would were like he
Speaker 1: was so like he's like, yo, bro, I gotta go
Speaker 1: in there. I gotta notice. Like he ended up joining
Speaker 1: them and then wouldn't tell me shit about like what
Speaker 1: about what was going on in there? So I had
Speaker 1: my freshman roommate in college had like joined the business fret,
Speaker 1: which it was not even like a real frat at
Speaker 1: our school, and like didn't what what was the same,
Speaker 1: like had the same level of like you know, just
Speaker 1: wouldn't wouldn't tell me ship and was like so serious
Speaker 1: and cloak and Dagger about this ship. I just think
Speaker 1: that's such a funny like phenomenon of like the rowing
Speaker 1: team and the business frat, like like what happens in
Speaker 1: the business frat about the podcasting secret society. Yeah about
Speaker 1: have to kill him every single one of our listeners
Speaker 1: and that would be very time consuming, or else we'd
Speaker 1: have to play we'd have to play that special tone.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah that that that puts everybody in the
Speaker 1: state of mind control. But anyway, that's alleged. That's all alleged. Yeah, sup.
Speaker 1: Producer on It was saying, it prepares you for Bohemian Grove.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, you guys are gonna send me and
Speaker 1: Jamie Loftus to Bohemian grow I've decided just like as
Speaker 1: a I mean, we might sometimes just Molly and Jamie
Speaker 1: go to Bohemian Grove, like right when on a type
Speaker 1: that I was like, yeah, why is Molly not currently
Speaker 1: working on Bohemian Grove. Yeah, I think Jamie, Jamie Loftus
Speaker 1: and I go to Bohemian Grove. We try to get in, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then we probably get murdered ritualistically. But it it
Speaker 1: is for the good of society because it exposes Bohemian grove.
Speaker 1: There you go. What is something you think is underrated? Underrated?
Speaker 1: How about like a room temperature glass of water? Sometimes
Speaker 1: you don't want it that cold, okay, right, Sometimes it
Speaker 1: helps it. Sometimes it goes down easier, your stomach, It
Speaker 1: just a little bit better because it's not so cold.
Speaker 1: And I'm not just saying that because I'm drinking one
Speaker 1: right now and it's right in front of me and
Speaker 1: I'm looking at it. And that's how I come out
Speaker 1: with my with my answers for this, because I never
Speaker 1: think of what I never remember to think of one
Speaker 1: in advance, So I'm just like, what's on the table
Speaker 1: room temperature glass of water? You're like, you're like the
Speaker 1: You're like the Kaiser SoSE of Zeitgeist guess from around
Speaker 1: the road. But he's talking about it. I was talking
Speaker 1: about these podcasting microphones, right, like what's up with these
Speaker 1: cat treats? And also a bunch of half empty weed containers?
Speaker 1: Call me empty eighth canister. That's my new name. What
Speaker 1: I'm personally a cold water bitch. I And I've been
Speaker 1: told by you know, my mother in law and various
Speaker 1: people not from America that that water is killing. Cold
Speaker 1: water doing one of the worst things you could put
Speaker 1: in your body. My mom, fucking same thing Japan. It's like,
Speaker 1: you don't drink that. You need me some warm, you
Speaker 1: need something warm in your body. You put that cold
Speaker 1: in your body. Now your body has to waste energy
Speaker 1: dealing with that cold. And I'm like, it's fucking nine
Speaker 1: nine degrees in May and you just don't And I'm like,
Speaker 1: you won't turn the air conditioning on, Mom, So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna drink ice water. Shout out to Miles mom for
Speaker 1: also being room temperature water core. Oh yeah, yeah, yo,
Speaker 1: I mean her my honest, they'll don't eat, don't drink
Speaker 1: fucking hot water out the fucking hot water kettle. They
Speaker 1: straight hot water. Just let me get that oll you
Speaker 1: you know, loving it. I'm it's way too it's way
Speaker 1: too much for me. But I'm definitely Cold Water Canyon
Speaker 1: like you. Jack. All right, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look up whether Cold Water king And is
Speaker 1: in the valley or not, and then we'll be right back. Oh,
Speaker 1: thank god, And we're back. And Donald Trump is back baby,
Speaker 1: and our mouths endorsing doctor Oz and this is a
Speaker 1: scandal on the right man Bright bar is fired up.
Speaker 1: They absolutely hate this. Uh you know, he got Oz
Speaker 1: got the coveted MAGA endorsement over the weekend. And this
Speaker 1: has been a long relationship. You know. I remember in
Speaker 1: when when Trump was running for president, he went on
Speaker 1: the Doctor Oz show and they merely gestured at like
Speaker 1: a pile of papers, and He's like, and these are
Speaker 1: your medical records? Right? Oh wow strong, They're quite strong.
Speaker 1: I would say, okay, next point. And you know then
Speaker 1: he was on like the Health Council for the President
Speaker 1: and all this other ship. So now he has his
Speaker 1: MAGA coordination. And like you're saying, despite the concerns over
Speaker 1: oz Is general viability as a Senate candidate, Trump made
Speaker 1: a very very good point to the people of because
Speaker 1: it's a Pennsylvania Center race, North Carolina. But yes, anyway,
Speaker 1: this is him talking up all the good things that
Speaker 1: Dr Ols does. By the way, I endorsed another person today,
Speaker 1: Dr Oz in Pennsylvania. Dr Oz great guy, good Man's
Speaker 1: good man, harved educated, tremendous, tremendous career, and they liked
Speaker 1: him for a long time. That's like a pole, you know,
Speaker 1: when you're in television for eighteen years that's like a
Speaker 1: pole that means people like you. But he's a he's
Speaker 1: a great guy. This is the year. We're going to
Speaker 1: take back the House. We're going to take back the Senate,
Speaker 1: and we're going to take back America. And in four
Speaker 1: most importantly, we are going to yeah, blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: take back the White House. So you heard it. There
Speaker 1: he went. He's Harvard educated and like we also see
Speaker 1: again but very clearly, how Trump's worldview it what it's
Speaker 1: what it's like, which is and he was on TV
Speaker 1: for eighteen years, so that's like, that's basically the same thing.
Speaker 1: Do you feel me? You know what I mean? And
Speaker 1: you know, I think that whatever, we don't need to
Speaker 1: speak to the business machinery of show business. But the
Speaker 1: GOP's reaction to this is a little bit different than
Speaker 1: that crowd of un enthusiastic or semi enthusiastic people in
Speaker 1: the background of that Trump clip. By the way, just
Speaker 1: real quick, that sounded that sounded small, like to compared
Speaker 1: to a Trump like. That sounded like a normal rally
Speaker 1: of appo. I mean, people have been saying, like just visually,
Speaker 1: they're like the rallies don't look that big. These days,
Speaker 1: or in certain places, they're certainly small. I mean we
Speaker 1: were talking about the one in Georgia a few weeks
Speaker 1: ago where it was like a fraction of what it
Speaker 1: was like a year before, and a lot of people,
Speaker 1: you know, I think this all plays into this idea
Speaker 1: of what's actually happening with Trump's scale of pick and candidates,
Speaker 1: because this pick has has really had a lot of
Speaker 1: people on the like hard maga side of things, like
Speaker 1: really really upset with this decision because they're like this guy,
Speaker 1: the guy who's like in like the Hollywood lib who
Speaker 1: loves Michelle Obama's arms and his pro choice and doesn't
Speaker 1: even live in Pennsylvania, that guy, and they've been calling
Speaker 1: him Romney two point oh. And they all see this
Speaker 1: as like a recipe for an election day beat down
Speaker 1: because he's just not maga enough. M He's just picking
Speaker 1: other famous people. Yeah, yes, Like and that shouldn't and
Speaker 1: that I don't think that shouldn't be surprising because in
Speaker 1: Trump's mind, if you went to Harvard and you're famous,
Speaker 1: what's what's stopping you from being the fucking king of
Speaker 1: the world, right, Yeah, Yeah, And he he hates anyone
Speaker 1: who's not famous, like, let's be honest, like it like
Speaker 1: it endorsing a politician who's like not famous. I think
Speaker 1: disgusts him a little bit, Like you like hear it
Speaker 1: in the way he talks about them. Yeah, Oz, I
Speaker 1: have really been keeping up with OZ is the story
Speaker 1: since he declared. I know, like when he declared, he said,
Speaker 1: you know, we're going to keep the show going, and
Speaker 1: then it was actually they just like pull the plug
Speaker 1: on the show and left every employee. He had been
Speaker 1: working there for thirteen years without a job. But I
Speaker 1: hadn't seen him food shopping. That's like that, that's my
Speaker 1: favorite detail of the OZ campaign. He like went, so
Speaker 1: he went, he went grocery shopping to make the point
Speaker 1: that like Joe Biden is making things too expensive. But
Speaker 1: he just like was so clueless about how food shopping works.
Speaker 1: People rich people have no idea how much things. It's
Speaker 1: like that thing like how much can milk costs? Like
Speaker 1: what could have banana cost twelve twelve dollars? They just
Speaker 1: have no idea. Yeah, so he said, he goes. He
Speaker 1: has a little trusty videograph for with him. He's in
Speaker 1: the produce section. He's like, you know, my wife asked
Speaker 1: me to like, come here here, I'll just read word
Speaker 1: for it. Yeah, but let's do it. Let's just play
Speaker 1: the clip. I thought it was a grocery shopping I'm
Speaker 1: at wig nurse and my wife wants some vegetables procruded tay, right,
Speaker 1: so here's a broccoli. First of all, this motherfucker said
Speaker 1: for cruded tape, you're gonna have a you're having your
Speaker 1: boss over in seven for fucking dinner. To keep talking
Speaker 1: about a ton of broccoli. There, here's a Brosberry book
Speaker 1: that's four dollars. Sorry, just real quick. He picked up
Speaker 1: a single like head piece like the small I've never
Speaker 1: bought a tiny little thing of broccoli like that. He's like,
Speaker 1: that's a ton of broccoli. That's for the crew attack. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he says that he doesn't. He doesn't. He does not
Speaker 1: realize that produce is sold by the pound in this
Speaker 1: case and is uh doing the tabulation by like he thinks,
Speaker 1: at each unit is the price that it says next
Speaker 1: to it. He's like, oh my gosh, okay, so now
Speaker 1: he's looking at bag carrots. That's four more dollars. There's
Speaker 1: ten dollars vegetables there and then more carrots than anyone guacamole.
Speaker 1: That's four dollars more. Okay, so that is not guacamole.
Speaker 1: That was an allmination. Put that ship back. Oh she
Speaker 1: loves sausae, salsa six dollars six guys. That's twenty dollars
Speaker 1: for cruite. And this doesn't include tequila. I mean that's outrageous.
Speaker 1: Fuck funk out of here. Hold Hold up, hold up,
Speaker 1: he's blaming Joe Biden for grocery stores costing a lot. Yes,
Speaker 1: that was the whole point of that hair brained, fucking
Speaker 1: junket at the shop was to be like, Byron's really
Speaker 1: not got got any of this ship under control. I
Speaker 1: can't even have crewe de tay with my life. There
Speaker 1: must be a sausa shortage or six bucks. That guacamole
Speaker 1: and salsa he pulled off the shelf. That was violent. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that sauce. I'd never seen something that was less salsa
Speaker 1: and that guacamole, and never seen somebody less. Are we
Speaker 1: talking about the kind where you have a single piece
Speaker 1: of broccoli, like fifteen pounds of carrots and then salsa
Speaker 1: and the fucking grossest, thinnest like would pass through a
Speaker 1: sieve guacamole that you've ever seen. Wait, hold on, you
Speaker 1: don't y'all don't do crewete where you dip your raw
Speaker 1: asparagus into guacamole. I like to dip. I just like
Speaker 1: to dip a big broccoli into like some some lukewarm water.
Speaker 1: That's how broccoli. So he got this one broccoli that's
Speaker 1: two bucks me Like he's making a stator plate. He
Speaker 1: also doesn't is the first person to try to go
Speaker 1: food shopping in the first of all, you don't just
Speaker 1: like go to the grocery store for five things. But
Speaker 1: like he he's in the produce section and he's like
Speaker 1: trying filling up his hands. He doesn't know that there's
Speaker 1: like bass gets you can get presumably that he has
Speaker 1: never He's an alien walking in a world that he
Speaker 1: does not recognize, complaining about the prices. It's wild because
Speaker 1: you know, like that's that's how you know. Again, Like
Speaker 1: the reason these people lose touch with whichhip costs is
Speaker 1: because you get to a point where you have so
Speaker 1: much money the cost of ship doesn't matter anymore. Like
Speaker 1: your income is far exceeds having to consider what the
Speaker 1: cost of anything is, and you have like assistance and
Speaker 1: ship that just keep your ship full. So you're like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what anything caused broke because I can
Speaker 1: afford everything, and they just don't go to the store. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: isn't there the store? Yeah? I mean, yeah, you gotta
Speaker 1: go to Like if you want to spot a celebrity
Speaker 1: like at a store, maybe you could go to the
Speaker 1: Gilson's on Laura Canyon, Riverside. Potentially. I saw Laurie Metcalf
Speaker 1: there in two thousand two. If rich people shop for themselves,
Speaker 1: they go to Gilson's. Yeah. I saw Danzigg once that Gilson's. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was just amazing. So we could get to Lori
Speaker 1: mccaff danz Egg. These are the celebrities, yeah, or Jessica
Speaker 1: Simpson's ex assistant that's now married to Donald Fhazon, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's her name? Something? I think that's not even counting
Speaker 1: the tequila, which this man clearly doesn't is not drinking
Speaker 1: a lot of tequila. But there's like this profile of
Speaker 1: Oz that I read, like The New Yorker did a
Speaker 1: profile of him, like in the early days of his
Speaker 1: shows run, and it was kind of approving. It was
Speaker 1: like he he actually is like a good heart surgeon,
Speaker 1: but it was also like, you know, he's just clearly
Speaker 1: super hyper focused on like becoming famous. That's like the
Speaker 1: only thing he cares about. But I remember specifically one
Speaker 1: of the details was that like he did not eat food.
Speaker 1: He ate these like green, like like solid nuggets of
Speaker 1: like vegetables and like protein that were like mixed together
Speaker 1: and carried around in a like ziploc bag just because
Speaker 1: they were like hypernutrients that would like get him through
Speaker 1: his day without like you know, crashing, because he was
Speaker 1: doing like five thousand different things. But he's he has
Speaker 1: not gone into a grocery store and bought the same
Speaker 1: ship that he was picking out there. And maybe and
Speaker 1: also based off of that, they should just run ads
Speaker 1: to be like yo, this guy can't even fucking party.
Speaker 1: Like he has tequila, lucisparagus, broccoli, carrot sticks, ship salsa,
Speaker 1: and ship guacamole and it's a party at the OZ house.
Speaker 1: This is your senator. That's ridiculous. Guys. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: poor performance. Also not a good actor, well not, but
Speaker 1: that's what I mean. That's the hard part is like
Speaker 1: all he had to do like was just say like
Speaker 1: complain like Trump does, but on TV and he's like
Speaker 1: that guy. This guy's got it all do is be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, the prices are out of control. But
Speaker 1: I think this also speaks to the platform that a
Speaker 1: lot of the Trump selected can't like Senate candidates are like,
Speaker 1: because I just have to play. We have to put
Speaker 1: our attention on herschel Walker again, because this guy is
Speaker 1: beating Raphael Warnock in the polls in Georgia, and he
Speaker 1: has it. He when he speaks, he says the most
Speaker 1: unintelligible ship and I just want to give people like
Speaker 1: just just you have an idea. He said this in
Speaker 1: terms of like what his I don't know. I guess
Speaker 1: we're seeing what his grasp is on like energy policy
Speaker 1: in the United States. But I just want to hear
Speaker 1: this won this seat, uh in that runoff race against
Speaker 1: Kelly Loffler. As you know top ten lists of the
Speaker 1: most likely to flip in November. Tell us what changed
Speaker 1: in the last fourteen months since Warnock won that seat?
Speaker 1: You know what a change? And where do you start?
Speaker 1: You know, where do you start at? What has changes? Uh?
Speaker 1: You know we've got an administration is that they're not leaders,
Speaker 1: they're almost uh, they're they're waited to they're more reactive
Speaker 1: rather than proactive. And what I mean by that is,
Speaker 1: you know, one of the first thing they did it
Speaker 1: and I think people need to know this, is they
Speaker 1: decided that they were going to give up all the
Speaker 1: energy by him going out, giving up all the energy,
Speaker 1: and now we're not energy independent anymore, which started the
Speaker 1: whole downfall. Right now, gas prices going out of the roof. Okay,
Speaker 1: I just want to that's all. I just wanted people
Speaker 1: here because we gave all our energy away, you know,
Speaker 1: and that and so and please vote for me for Senate,
Speaker 1: where I will be deciding on things like your fucking
Speaker 1: human rights. Okay, that was that was stated goal number one,
Speaker 1: give up all the energy of the of the Biden administration.
Speaker 1: All right, well, that's depressing that he's beating Warnock. But well,
Speaker 1: I mean, and how can you blame I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: we're looking at people who like, we're looking at a
Speaker 1: Democratic party that didn't do ship that they said they do.
Speaker 1: So it's like based off what like hello, mhm, alright,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: And we're back. And so that there's this New York
Speaker 1: Times article over the weekend that was like basically the
Speaker 1: point of it was, like, man, it was fucking scary
Speaker 1: to have Donald Trump as the president of the United
Speaker 1: States of America. So it's I think the title is
Speaker 1: something to the effect of, like Trump was trying to
Speaker 1: pull a putin when he like with his maneuvering around Ukraine.
Speaker 1: It's the advisor who has been like the primary Ukraine
Speaker 1: advisor on Fiona Hell Yeah, for multiple presidencies and just
Speaker 1: keeps getting ignored as as she tells the presidents what
Speaker 1: to do. She recalls a good moment where I'll just
Speaker 1: read a direct quote. This is the Trump thing before
Speaker 1: we move on to Bush. He'd see a picture of
Speaker 1: a leader that he liked and he'd want it sent
Speaker 1: to them through the embassy's And when we'd read the articles,
Speaker 1: the articles are not flattering, they're quite critical. Obviously we
Speaker 1: can't send this, But then he'd want to know if
Speaker 1: they'd gotten the picture in the article which he'd signed,
Speaker 1: like for instance with McCrone, Immanuel, you look wonderful, looking
Speaker 1: so strong, it's just amazing. But the thing that caught
Speaker 1: my attention was they kick off the article with a
Speaker 1: brief anecdote where she tells Bush and Cheney that it's
Speaker 1: a bad move to welcome Ukraine into NATO, and then
Speaker 1: this happens. Cheney took umbridge at Hill's assessment. So you
Speaker 1: tell me you're opposed to freedom and democracy, he snapped.
Speaker 1: He abruptly gathered his materials, walked out of the office,
Speaker 1: and then he's just yanking your chain. She remembers Bush
Speaker 1: telling her, go on with what you were saying. Now
Speaker 1: that doesn't like for some reason, the thing that that
Speaker 1: made me think of, Like that is ted Lasso, right,
Speaker 1: that is a line from ted Lasso. Like it couldn't
Speaker 1: be more like if Jack Dick Cheney suddenly appeared in
Speaker 1: ted Lasso. But like that, I feel like ted Lasso
Speaker 1: is part of the public desire two forgive George H. W.
Speaker 1: Bush or George W. Bush for the Iraq war, like
Speaker 1: I think they because it's like all the things the
Speaker 1: way that Bush is like an energetic little puppy who
Speaker 1: can speak human words and give you fun nicknames, and
Speaker 1: you like, that's how people want to think of him
Speaker 1: now and you have to like push to get to
Speaker 1: the part where he's like actually a war criminal. But like,
Speaker 1: so I was recently attempting to watch Ted Lasso again.
Speaker 1: I'm over two at this point, but like he I,
Speaker 1: I feel like that is what this is, Like he's
Speaker 1: he goes to like that. During the Bush administration there
Speaker 1: was the character and love actually where I think it
Speaker 1: was Billy Bob Thornton plays like a cowboy president who's
Speaker 1: like a fake tough guy who like goes and like
Speaker 1: tries to bully the UK Prime Minister. And then Hugh
Speaker 1: Grant is like the stand in for Tony Blair and
Speaker 1: it's like wish fulfillment. He like tells George W. Bush
Speaker 1: to go fund himself. Essentially, I feel like this is
Speaker 1: like trying to correct that wrong by like sending George W.
Speaker 1: Bush like the football coach over to charm the British
Speaker 1: and like win them over with like pluck and optimism
Speaker 1: and just like positivity. But so the article, like the
Speaker 1: next part of that article, so the presidents like, ah,
Speaker 1: he's just hanging your chain, like go on with what
Speaker 1: you were saying, like I'm I'm here to listen. Uh,
Speaker 1: And even later in the things, She's like at least
Speaker 1: he was kind and polite and listened to me. He
Speaker 1: just ignored the funk out of everything I said. But
Speaker 1: that so the very next part of that article is
Speaker 1: but the president seemed confident that he could win over
Speaker 1: the other NATO leaders, saying I like it when diplomacy
Speaker 1: is tough. Ignoring the advice of Hill in the U s.
Speaker 1: Intelligence community, Bush announced in Bucharest that NATO should welcome
Speaker 1: Georgia and Ukraine into the Membership Action Plan. Hill's prediction
Speaker 1: came true. Everybody was fucking furious. NATO ultimately issued a
Speaker 1: compromised declaration about how both countries would become members and
Speaker 1: that still hasn't happened, and vague where it's like, well,
Speaker 1: we don't we're not gonna say when, but like just
Speaker 1: trying to both sides of things, where like they didn't
Speaker 1: even have to go down this ros right. But just
Speaker 1: as she feared, and this is later, uh skipping to
Speaker 1: a couple of sentences, as she feared the carrot dangle
Speaker 1: by Bush to two countries, each of which gained independence
Speaker 1: in the dissolution of the Soviet Union, and ninety one
Speaker 1: did not sell so well with Putin. Four months after
Speaker 1: the two thousand eight NATO summit, Russian troops crossed the
Speaker 1: border and launched an attack on the South Ossessha region
Speaker 1: of Georgia. The the war lasted only five days. Russian
Speaker 1: military presence would continue in nearly George's territories after the West.
Speaker 1: We push back against his aggression. Putin then set aside
Speaker 1: on Ukraine. So it's like Bush has this, you know,
Speaker 1: just unsinkable. You know, we're we're just gonna spread democracy.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get over there. Funk with the analysts say,
Speaker 1: you know, like that's that's just negative thinking. That's that
Speaker 1: you miss of the shots you don't take, and that's
Speaker 1: this is where it lands us. Right. Well, you know
Speaker 1: it's it's like it's like we're gonna spread democracy, but
Speaker 1: you know, going to get more people to buy arms
Speaker 1: by doing ship right, you know, getting inflammatory and then
Speaker 1: I took the home. He's up with the defense contracts.
Speaker 1: But yeah, man, I love diplomacy. Man, it's right, it's
Speaker 1: so hard. Yeah, uh, I mean yeah, we all do
Speaker 1: look at him as like our eccentric like painter uncle.
Speaker 1: Now like like it seems like so many like the
Speaker 1: when people talk about him, like on mainstream television, it's
Speaker 1: just like, oh George Trump became president. People started being like, hey,
Speaker 1: I remember the other dumb guy. He was a different
Speaker 1: kind of dumb that we somehow like better now. And
Speaker 1: guess what, no, he wasn't. He's a freaking idiot also
Speaker 1: and very useful one scarier in some ways because he
Speaker 1: had that kind of like harmless People thought he was
Speaker 1: harmless in this weird way, right, but meanwhile, like Darth
Speaker 1: Vader is giving him a neck rub in the Oval Office.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's like a dummy. He's a dummy, and uh,
Speaker 1: clearly Dick Cheney was the real president, but you know what,
Speaker 1: Dick Cheney is probably still the real president. So well,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. That's why I've always kind of been like, man,
Speaker 1: I feel like Dick Cheney's scariest motherfucker out of all
Speaker 1: of them. And I'm like, why why are they? How
Speaker 1: come he's not stepping in to protective daughter. The GOP
Speaker 1: is just sucking crip walking all over her. And I
Speaker 1: thought he'd be like, he's like, nobody's doing that to
Speaker 1: my I know, he doesn't give a yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: he's just like I already got mine. Dick Cheney cares
Speaker 1: a one thing, and that is Dick Cheney. It's like,
Speaker 1: did you shoot a guy and be out of here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I mean comparing the type of horrible president dipshit
Speaker 1: between Trump and Bush, like, I feel like there's no
Speaker 1: way Trump could have gotten away with starting a war
Speaker 1: with like no actual intelligence there, both because of his
Speaker 1: inability to like be friendly with the intelligence community, but
Speaker 1: also just because there's yeah, like you said, Bush has
Speaker 1: that had that like demeanor of like harmlessness and you know,
Speaker 1: just people giving him the Bennett Yeah, aw shucks, and
Speaker 1: he was like kind of the perfect front for a
Speaker 1: truly sinister, openly sinister of Dick Cheney to like, you know,
Speaker 1: do some wild awful ship. Anyways, this is where ted
Speaker 1: Lasso needs to go as as a plot. We need
Speaker 1: to see that he his actions have consequences, and we
Speaker 1: need to see him cause the deaths of lots of people.
Speaker 1: In my opinion, I think that it's the only way
Speaker 1: to redeem the show personally. You know, do you watch
Speaker 1: that shows? I watched the first season. God don't. I
Speaker 1: don't watch the show. I was like, I mean, I
Speaker 1: get it was it's easy to watch because it's so
Speaker 1: like pleasant, But I'm too fucked up in cynical as
Speaker 1: a person to watch that ship and get entertained, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Yeah, there's a there's a darkness
Speaker 1: of like that isn't present enough for me to keep
Speaker 1: staying engaged. I need, I need. My comedy is a
Speaker 1: little mean, I think. Yeah, that's what it is, right,
Speaker 1: I'm a reformed bully. It's not like really, it's just yeah,
Speaker 1: when comedy is a little is too nice, it's too gentle,
Speaker 1: I don't find it funny. Then yeah, and but again,
Speaker 1: I think that's the difference is like it's I don't
Speaker 1: watch it him like, I'm having a terrible time watching this.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't quite you know, resonate with what I
Speaker 1: think or what makes me like laugh out loud. But
Speaker 1: I mean I watched it mostly because, you know what.
Speaker 1: It's also, whenever you think about the show, I really
Speaker 1: haven't seen the show. It has the most annoying fans
Speaker 1: on Twitter of anybody. Yeah, the Ted Lasso fans are
Speaker 1: so mean. It's actually kind of hilarious. A friend of
Speaker 1: mine wrote like a not not even a slam of
Speaker 1: the show, just to like, hey, it's good, but maybe
Speaker 1: it's not going to like make people nice, you know,
Speaker 1: and the fans were like, fucking kill yourself. Stupid bitch.
Speaker 1: How dare you say this about Ted last So it
Speaker 1: was their bio or all like Ted Lasso quotes about
Speaker 1: being kind. Yeah, it's just a fucking insane wow. Alright,
Speaker 1: well should we catch up with Sarah Palin? This is
Speaker 1: this has been a very right wing heavy it's it's
Speaker 1: two thousand five again. Turns out, I mean this is
Speaker 1: you know, it's not, it's more just an interesting face
Speaker 1: off of people. Yeah. I don't know who I'm pulling
Speaker 1: for here, to be honest with you, everyone sticks around forever. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So on the one hand we have Sarah Palin and
Speaker 1: on the other hand, we have somebody named Santa Claus.
Speaker 1: So this is for a Is this right? This is
Speaker 1: Alaska's one House seat? That how how does Alaska only
Speaker 1: have one house seat? Because it's just so big something
Speaker 1: like what I think probably relative to the population. Damn,
Speaker 1: it's the biggest state by far. But anyways, Alaska's house
Speaker 1: seat because it's aid Yeah, it's at large right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was held by the same dude since nineteen seventy three.
Speaker 1: Is in the process of running for re election. Passed
Speaker 1: away in March, Don Young and so there's going to
Speaker 1: be an open primary vote in June, where Alaskans can
Speaker 1: vote for need candidate at a cross Parties in the
Speaker 1: top four will then run off, and just immediately everybody
Speaker 1: was started running lining up. One one candidate was good
Speaker 1: friends with the guy who died, and he was like, um,
Speaker 1: really heartbroken by the timeline. On the other hand, vote
Speaker 1: for me. I've been waiting for this moment for my
Speaker 1: whole life. And he's also like he's like consoling like
Speaker 1: his widow and ship at the funeral. He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so I'm so heartbroken girls, So you free later tonight.
Speaker 1: But one of the candidates, uh is Sarah Palin. But
Speaker 1: another one is an independent Bernie guy literally named Santa
Speaker 1: Claus happens to be a city counselor in North Pole, Alaska.
Speaker 1: He won that role with fifty eight votes, because that's
Speaker 1: how small North Pole, Alaska is. But he's literally a
Speaker 1: dude who looks like Santa Claus changed changed his name
Speaker 1: to Santa Claus. Presumably if you're pushing Tim Ellen off
Speaker 1: a roof as you do. Yeah, you know it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Is yesterday. I know it's not anywhere near Christmas, but
Speaker 1: yesterday it just occurred to me for the first time.
Speaker 1: Does Santa mean saint and he's Saint clause right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I think it's something like that, But then
Speaker 1: who's Saint Nick he's saying, But I think it's a
Speaker 1: I think he's been telling us all along how fucking
Speaker 1: cool he is. And it's a cipher for Satan. Yeah, yeah, right, sure,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I remember that church lady bit. It's also
Speaker 1: it's like you would think you would think the devil
Speaker 1: would live somewhere hot, Yeah, but the devil, the Devil's
Speaker 1: always got tricks and below on the North Pole zero,
Speaker 1: Life Below zero, the show I've Alaskan prepper show. I've
Speaker 1: been watching to fall Asleep every night for months. Do
Speaker 1: you watch alone? I keep hearing about alone. No, I
Speaker 1: don't watch alone because, honestly, I like the ones people
Speaker 1: I like Naked and Afraid, where people have to work
Speaker 1: together and don't want to, where it's like two preppers
Speaker 1: and and always the guy is like, I don't need anybody,
Speaker 1: and then it's like they have to like huddle together
Speaker 1: for warmth or they die, please please, But alone alone
Speaker 1: is good too. I've been watching Life Below Zero, which
Speaker 1: is all these people that like go off the grid
Speaker 1: to live in the bush in Alaska, and I don't
Speaker 1: know why. I just find it really calming because I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: I'm glad I've got hot water, right is it? And
Speaker 1: is it may because like the solitude of it being
Speaker 1: like you know, So it's like half of them, some
Speaker 1: of them are families, and it's like half of the
Speaker 1: people it's a split. It's like some of the people
Speaker 1: are Native Americans who are like living a traditional lifestyle
Speaker 1: passed down through through generations and their family, and then
Speaker 1: the other half of the people are like crazy white
Speaker 1: guys that don't want to have to deal with like
Speaker 1: the grocery store ever again, much like dr oz Or
Speaker 1: guys are like I hate society. Society is always hectoring me,
Speaker 1: and uh yeah, it's it's just a bunch of weirdos.
Speaker 1: And there's one woman on the main show that I'm
Speaker 1: obsessed with because she's like a woman who just like
Speaker 1: dropped out of society and hates people kind of. And
Speaker 1: she has like grandkids and she's like, yeah, they're nice,
Speaker 1: I just don't want to see them that much. Kind
Speaker 1: of like that, like her family comes to visit her
Speaker 1: and she's like, yeah, it's okay having them around. They
Speaker 1: helped me do a couple of things, and then they
Speaker 1: gotta go. I don't care for them much. And she
Speaker 1: talks constantly about all the ways she might die just
Speaker 1: from being alone in the wilderness. And I find that
Speaker 1: kind of like, I don't know, it's a good show.
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, you know, like an ice shelf could
Speaker 1: fall on me. I could like fall in this hole
Speaker 1: right here. It's just like I think, I think we've
Speaker 1: established your media die pretty clearly, Like ted Lasso ain't
Speaker 1: hidden one with this, like Emma who hates her grandkids
Speaker 1: and talking about dying alone that it's actually that's what's crazy.
Speaker 1: She doesn't hate them, she loves them. She just doesn't
Speaker 1: want to be just like I got my own share
Speaker 1: all the time. She's got her own ship, and and
Speaker 1: this was her dream. It's all these people where it's
Speaker 1: like this was their dream was to move off the grid,
Speaker 1: and then they do. Have you ever been to Texas?
Speaker 1: Try to travel around Texas two hundred and sixty one
Speaker 1: thousand square miles. It's so fucking big. But I was
Speaker 1: just talking about it with my friend, who's my friend Sarah,
Speaker 1: who's from there, talking about just like driving across it.
Speaker 1: It's it's a country, and Alaska is twice the size,
Speaker 1: over twice the size. I would love to Alaska. It
Speaker 1: is so much dez Alaska. Yeah, Tdez Alaska tour um
Speaker 1: from the Mendenhall Glacier go from city to city entertaining
Speaker 1: twos and threes of people out of stop. So just
Speaker 1: a little more back ground. Santa Claus he was a
Speaker 1: film student at m y U, worked as a bouncer,
Speaker 1: became a videographer for the NYPD in the seventies, worked
Speaker 1: for FEMA and the Terrorism Research and Communications Center. A
Speaker 1: cab to this. Santa claims that he warned government organizations
Speaker 1: and multinational corporations about nascent threats that he has watched
Speaker 1: come to pass. So I guess he's say any predicted
Speaker 1: nine eleven, then became a monk, had a spiritual epiphany,
Speaker 1: legally changed his name to Santa Claus after growing a
Speaker 1: big white beard for fun while living in Lake Tahoe,
Speaker 1: and is a swinger. No, I actually don't know about
Speaker 1: that part, but that that fields right right. This guy
Speaker 1: definitely is like yeah, anyways, he's going up against Sarah Palin.
Speaker 1: He he ran for president in two thousand and eight
Speaker 1: and two thousand twelve. He got six D votes in
Speaker 1: two thousand twelve, so I mean he's probably not gonna win, no,
Speaker 1: because this is like when when fucking Schwarzenegger went in
Speaker 1: California and it becomes a circus and like you know,
Speaker 1: you got like Mary Cary is like in the fucking
Speaker 1: is a candidate too, and it's just gonna be all chaos.
Speaker 1: So you know, that's like low hang politics anytime. Like
Speaker 1: I'm sure every like gop operative, like New York to
Speaker 1: Alaska was just like okay, man, I got somebody with
Speaker 1: name recognition, Like, let's just go Santa Claus. Is Santa
Speaker 1: Claus more popular than Sarah Palin. He's behind, way behind.
Speaker 1: Like that's what we're gonna see herschel Walker be Raphael Warnock.
Speaker 1: We're gonna see, uh, Sarah Palin defeats Santa Claus. Um,
Speaker 1: we're gonna see Donald Trump beat whoever the Democrats end
Speaker 1: up running, whoever is alive, right right end of the term. Um.
Speaker 1: But apparently this dude uses the Santa Claus thing like
Speaker 1: it he'll turn if somebody opposes him, he turns it
Speaker 1: into a news story and everybody backs down because you're
Speaker 1: against Santa then he did like tie in hit like
Speaker 1: children's welfare is like a big part of his sort
Speaker 1: of overall political stance. So which is in't like yeah,
Speaker 1: and weed, which feels like you could be like a
Speaker 1: like a stealth libertarian candidate. This dude, this dude's brand
Speaker 1: is under underachieving a pro weed pro like let's take
Speaker 1: care of the children Canada. Who is named Santa Claus
Speaker 1: and has Bernie Sanders politics. I'm telling you pretty well,
Speaker 1: if he if he gets any if he goes higher
Speaker 1: up in the folds and like he has to somehow
Speaker 1: interact with Sarah Palin's campaign, they're probably like, you know
Speaker 1: Santa Claus as a child groomer. Oh yeah, just so
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, And that's going to be the state
Speaker 1: of art political discourse in a few weeks, I'm sure. Well,
Speaker 1: Molly Lambert as always truly a pleasure you. It's truly
Speaker 1: been a pleasure listening to Heidi World. Um, where can
Speaker 1: people find you? Follow you? Hear you all that good stuff?
Speaker 1: Well check out Heidi World, The Story and the Secret
Speaker 1: History of l A airing Mondays on the IR Radio
Speaker 1: podcast Network and wherever you find You're fine podcasts and
Speaker 1: you can find me on Twitter at Molly Lambert and
Speaker 1: on Instagram at Molly underscore Lambert. Awesome. Is there a
Speaker 1: tweet or some of the work of social media that
Speaker 1: you've been enjoying. Yeah, my friend, uh Willie Stalia started
Speaker 1: doing these jokes about night water, about how did the
Speaker 1: water you drink at night? Uh, night water hits different?
Speaker 1: I was thinking of night soil. It's kind of what
Speaker 1: it makes one think of. But it kind of started
Speaker 1: as a joke heeps kind of trying to joke go
Speaker 1: viral off of off of night water hits different, and
Speaker 1: he didn't go viral, But then like all of his friends,
Speaker 1: we all just started kind of like doing it ourselves
Speaker 1: to see if one of us could make it go viral,
Speaker 1: and then it just started becoming a meme. And uh,
Speaker 1: someone just messaged me that they who works for Urban Dictionary,
Speaker 1: that they made it word of the day on Urban
Speaker 1: Dictionary is night night water. And he made it word
Speaker 1: of the day and they said, here here's a definition.
Speaker 1: Night water, the water you drink when you wake up
Speaker 1: in the middle of the night that tastes like it
Speaker 1: came from a mountain spring blessed by God himself. Dude,
Speaker 1: that night water really hits different when you're thirsty at
Speaker 1: nine A. At two am, I was gonna say nine am. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I said nine am because it is. But anyway, yeah,
Speaker 1: that is thanks to be Jan who messaged me and
Speaker 1: said film librarian. Bejan said they made night water word
Speaker 1: of the day, So shout out to the false flag
Speaker 1: night water meme movement. We're seating a meme. Miles Where
Speaker 1: can people find you? What is a tweet you've been
Speaker 1: enjoy Find me at Miles of Gray, Twitter, Instagram. Other
Speaker 1: podcast for twenty days Beyonce, other podcast, new podcast Mad
Speaker 1: Boost These Jack and Eyes and I said, n B
Speaker 1: a NBA basketball podcast. We got Roy Wood Jr. On
Speaker 1: this week, so tune in. I love it rolls right
Speaker 1: off the lips. Um. Yes, some tweets that I like.
Speaker 1: First one is from at Maggie on Mars tweeted. The
Speaker 1: tweeted the you don't owe anyone shit mentality that passes
Speaker 1: for self care nowadays is so whack. We owe each
Speaker 1: other a lot. Actually, well that's if I fill that
Speaker 1: on some levels. Um, you can't just reduce it down
Speaker 1: to funk everybody self care um and then Lucy Hubert
Speaker 1: at cel Hub tweeted, rich teens on TV are always
Speaker 1: talking about how rich they are. But I went to
Speaker 1: a private school with lots of rich teens, and they
Speaker 1: don't do that. They say something like, oh, we have
Speaker 1: a little place at the beach, and then you go
Speaker 1: and it's a twenty bedroom mansion that chef boyard you
Speaker 1: still chef facts. Yeah, right exactly right next to the
Speaker 1: Hearst Castle. Let's see. You can find me on Twitter
Speaker 1: at Jack Underscore O'Brien tweet I've been enjoying. J Turner
Speaker 1: d DS tweeted, I'm a dentist and I graduated with
Speaker 1: sixty eight other ones I've met even more in thirteen
Speaker 1: years as a dentist. None of us has been asked
Speaker 1: ship about our opinions on toothpaste. So don't believe. Don't
Speaker 1: believe Colgate. Don't believe Big Colgate. When the nine A dude, Yeah,
Speaker 1: those which dentists at nine out of ten people who
Speaker 1: are tech thinkly dentists that work for Cold Game people
Speaker 1: read when we put this in front of them that
Speaker 1: it was chill yea. Anyways, you can find us on
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Speaker 1: as well as a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles,
Speaker 1: what song do we think people might enjoy? Oh? Man,
Speaker 1: let's do. Let's do a track by Swindle or this
Speaker 1: UK producer and Lendon vocalist Green Tea Peen, And it's
Speaker 1: called what More And it's a dope track. It's like
Speaker 1: psychedelic soulish track. Um, you know, I like what they're
Speaker 1: doing out in the UK with like this sort of
Speaker 1: soul site kind of genre. And man, the snares on
Speaker 1: this fucking break your neck. I'm sorry, but like I
Speaker 1: like when you hear a good snare. This one's this
Speaker 1: one's good. So this is what More? Swindle feature in
Speaker 1: Green Tea Pegg. What was the song you recommended off
Speaker 1: of Rosalie's new album Oh so Many uhco the first time?
Speaker 1: Holy shit, I finally just listened to that ship. That
Speaker 1: ship is so good. Yeah, and it also has like
Speaker 1: a like I'm like, is this a homage to the
Speaker 1: opening track on Almatic because it kind of has that
Speaker 1: like New York state of mind like kind of running
Speaker 1: through it. Okay, I just probably not, but my limited
Speaker 1: palette of albums made me think of that. Anyways, that
Speaker 1: album fucking goes. I'm sure the one you just recommended
Speaker 1: really goes. But I am slow, so I'm like, I
Speaker 1: like to take a couple of months to get to
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