Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season two thirty, episode
Speaker 1: one of Didi's Like Guys production of My Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into America's share consciousness. It is Monday, March two, which
Speaker 1: of course means that is National something on a Stick Day. No. See,
Speaker 1: my dog likes that. It sounds like a Midwestern person
Speaker 1: saying ship on a stick or something like that. It
Speaker 1: sounds like a cleaned a cleaned up version. You know,
Speaker 1: it's a bit of a something on a stick situation,
Speaker 1: right right right. I think this is more of a
Speaker 1: like maybe a hot dog on a stick, corn dogs
Speaker 1: celebrating things on the stick. I think that's you know,
Speaker 1: tod for all my Japanese people out there, you know
Speaker 1: what I meant it all I every day for me
Speaker 1: is National something on a stick Appreciation Day. But great
Speaker 1: to have a time that we can stop, drop what
Speaker 1: we're doing, take a day off work, and just think
Speaker 1: about things on a stick. It's also National Weed Appreciation Day,
Speaker 1: but not the one I'm thinking of, so we can oh,
Speaker 1: it's appreciation of weeds like yes, and we can eat
Speaker 1: them and they can be used and they're not just
Speaker 1: it and I'm like, Okay, sure they knew what they
Speaker 1: were doing when they titled that though, Yeah, but come on,
Speaker 1: that that doesn't roll off the top. We can go
Speaker 1: grab a pack of backwoods. Let's go all right, well
Speaker 1: happy we'd appreciation day. Yeah, but not the one you
Speaker 1: were thinking of. To you, Miles, my name is Jack
Speaker 1: O'Brien a k. Don't listen a basketball podcast less. It's
Speaker 1: Mad Boosties hosted by Jack and Miles. We know that
Speaker 1: you wanna know which coach still drink suice side and
Speaker 1: talk them huge early odds. That's courtesy of Christie Amagucci
Speaker 1: main collabo with Billy Gilly on the logo. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you'll see that soon enough. Shout out to our forthcoming
Speaker 1: you know possibly Well, we don't know when it's coming
Speaker 1: out quite yet, but it should be in the next
Speaker 1: couple of weeks. NBA podcast Miles and Jack got Matt
Speaker 1: boost these that means we can jump high. I'm just
Speaker 1: putting it out there. Would the NBA? Why would NBA
Speaker 1: agree to do a show that's called that unless they said,
Speaker 1: well we can obviously we've we've verified the veracity of this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah that that guy looks like he can get net
Speaker 1: still and once got rim in high school. So yeah,
Speaker 1: shout out. Shout out to Christie Amagucci Man also giving
Speaker 1: us a marketing strategy that I like, which is not
Speaker 1: just promoting our show, but letting people know that they're
Speaker 1: not allowed to listen to other basketball podcast they all suck.
Speaker 1: Be loyal, Yeah, be loyal. Okay, alright, well, I'm thrilled
Speaker 1: to be joined as always buy my co host, Mr
Speaker 1: are Miles Grab. When I walk up in the club,
Speaker 1: all eyes on me. I'm with the Zight Gang crew,
Speaker 1: Tahitian None. We like yogurt cover raisins. We came to
Speaker 1: ZiT Rob. Everybody is on a sit di fu. Let's
Speaker 1: ask Sid do fu. Let's ask Sid di fu lets everybody? Okay,
Speaker 1: what was my little John had to go? Had to
Speaker 1: go into my little John bag right there. Shout out
Speaker 1: to Nicole at the end. I really francophone that one
Speaker 1: on the discord, because yeah, we take shots to askidfulists
Speaker 1: around here. We'd like to check our gut health, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. So and also, what's it called
Speaker 1: l m f A Right, that's who did that one?
Speaker 1: Oh with little John? Okay, it's weird because that the
Speaker 1: flow of those lyrics sound the same and my mind
Speaker 1: rhythmically that the same as sexy and you know it
Speaker 1: when I when I walked in the club, all eyes
Speaker 1: on me, I'm in? Is that Yan crew Twhitian know
Speaker 1: the cadence is very similar. And I don't know L
Speaker 1: M F a O songs too much, so I was
Speaker 1: really struggling with that one. Anyway, I thought it was great.
Speaker 1: I could hear the beat from you from my days
Speaker 1: and brought me back to my It was actually so
Speaker 1: good that it brought me back to my days of
Speaker 1: the club and I it was it was uncomfortable. You know,
Speaker 1: those were dark times. What were you doing at the club? Oh? Man?
Speaker 1: What wasn't I doing at the cluck? We gotta go
Speaker 1: to the club? Man? Should we just do that just
Speaker 1: to shock ourselves, just to get back in? Like does
Speaker 1: I like, just to see what the culture is about.
Speaker 1: We go to Vegas for one weekend, stone cold, sober,
Speaker 1: just with pen and pad and just taking notes the
Speaker 1: whole time. Like and this is like prime room. Sketch
Speaker 1: artists work in the back like I. I occasionally, very
Speaker 1: rarely will like go to a party or you know,
Speaker 1: be at a you know, the club like event, and
Speaker 1: that the culture sure doesn't evolve as much as I
Speaker 1: don't know. I guess it depends on what kind of
Speaker 1: clubs you're at. It's just the flex material evolves, you know,
Speaker 1: Like I was like I was partying pre Sparkler era,
Speaker 1: you know, like if usually like, yeah, we gotta get
Speaker 1: a bottle because we gotta sit down. And then now
Speaker 1: it's like, you gotta get a bottle because it's a
Speaker 1: pyrotechnic show and they will waste champagne out of like
Speaker 1: a cannon. And that's the part. I think that's where
Speaker 1: it's sort of leveling up. But anyway, I only know
Speaker 1: about the sprinkler or the Sparklers because I think John
Speaker 1: Wick kills somebody with a bottle of champaign with a
Speaker 1: sparkler in it. And I am old, as you see,
Speaker 1: I don't need to go to the club. I just
Speaker 1: saw that. I get it. Miles. We are thrilled to
Speaker 1: be joined in our third seat hilarious stand up comedian,
Speaker 1: actor and writer who has a very funny stand up
Speaker 1: album that just dropped. Welcome back to the show, Irene
Speaker 1: to What's Up. I can't do a fun song or
Speaker 1: a rap. I didn't know that that's what you guys
Speaker 1: were doing. We just do it too, you know, and
Speaker 1: humiliate ourselves before the guests so that you know that
Speaker 1: we are ridiculous. It was after just to put the
Speaker 1: bar on the ground so then everyone knows that's where
Speaker 1: he see this would be a fun show. We started
Speaker 1: off with that, so you're only going up. We were
Speaker 1: just talking last time you were on. It seems like
Speaker 1: a long time ago, to the point that I didn't
Speaker 1: even remember. But the you know, we don't always talk
Speaker 1: about like what people talked about the last time, But
Speaker 1: last time you were on was dog Phase four twenty
Speaker 1: taking the world by storm with that Dreams skating video. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Cranberry juice. Yeah, oh what what a what a
Speaker 1: time you You could have told me that was four
Speaker 1: years ago, it felt like it. Oh yeah, when I
Speaker 1: see a reference now, like that thing from two thoight, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what it feels like. I'm online. Yeah. But anyways,
Speaker 1: doing this podcast is great because it gives you, gives
Speaker 1: you a little preview of what it's going to be like,
Speaker 1: or it gives me a little preview of what it's
Speaker 1: gonna be like. For me to have dementia because it's
Speaker 1: all just dropped into a pool of thousands of hours
Speaker 1: of podcasting. But uh, time is indeed a flat circle.
Speaker 1: How how have you been since we last spoke? Good?
Speaker 1: I mean that was I think peak pandemic, and then
Speaker 1: just started doing stand up again once that opened up,
Speaker 1: and then I recorded this album and now it's out
Speaker 1: and I don't know what to do next. So yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: wait when when where did you record the album? I
Speaker 1: recorded it November at the punch Line in San Francisco.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's called We're Done Now. Yeah, We're Done Now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so go go check it out. Yeah, super funny. We're
Speaker 1: talking about it. Some of the bits I was listening
Speaker 1: to really enjoining thank you. We don't do the thing
Speaker 1: where we just queue up a bit from you and
Speaker 1: more like you were saying to us before we started
Speaker 1: break courting the something about sex. It's something about boring sex.
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna get to know you a little
Speaker 1: bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our
Speaker 1: listeners a couple of things we're talking about. We gotta
Speaker 1: talk about Jenny Thomas, that ship that dropped at the
Speaker 1: end of last week. Yeah, she's just full blown cue
Speaker 1: brains and yeah, and and has at least you know,
Speaker 1: it would seem influenced one decision by the Supreme Court,
Speaker 1: which was whether to release these documents that we're now
Speaker 1: getting to read. So I don't know that there's a
Speaker 1: lot of talk as Trump was trying to overthrow the
Speaker 1: election that like, but the Supreme courts there and even
Speaker 1: though they're a bunch of conservatives there still, you know,
Speaker 1: they still got it. The Supreme Court, they're gonna they're
Speaker 1: gonna hold it down. And man, it's wild read. So
Speaker 1: so we'll get into that what what what the wildness is.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about Madison Cawthorn and the Colonel Sanders
Speaker 1: biopic that is coming our way eventually, all of that plentymore.
Speaker 1: But first ire, we do like to ask our guests,
Speaker 1: what is something from your search history? I googled French laundry,
Speaker 1: the restaurant the restaurant. Yes, I don't know. I don't google,
Speaker 1: like you know when you do questions where like what
Speaker 1: is like the height of a bird or something. I
Speaker 1: don't do that. I just type in I don't you
Speaker 1: know how people ask my questions like that, Like who
Speaker 1: is this person? I just type. I just type in
Speaker 1: the thing and I assume it knows what I want.
Speaker 1: So I just typed in French laundry, trying trying to go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a bit of a foodie and it's it's also
Speaker 1: my birthday next month, so I want to eat and
Speaker 1: I've always want to go to French laundry. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's going to happen unless somebody can
Speaker 1: give me in. Okay, looks like Gang restaurant restaurant tours,
Speaker 1: that Gang. Where is it you Bill? How do you
Speaker 1: say that place? Yeah? I think it's like Young vill Yeah,
Speaker 1: young Ville? Okay, I thought it was in San Francisco. No,
Speaker 1: it's like in like Napa Valley area. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: outside that's remember that's where Gavin Gavin went during the
Speaker 1: uh oh, yeah, simply must go to Napa for a weekend.
Speaker 1: You truly must. I mean, the similarities between their Tuscany
Speaker 1: are actually there. You don't know where you are sometimes
Speaker 1: it's fantastic. Yeah, it is where Gavin Newsom got in trouble.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Yeah, they're like, you're eating one of the
Speaker 1: best restaurants in the state. But that's how you know,
Speaker 1: it's got to be good. Like almost like lost his
Speaker 1: job over this mail. So I'm like I gotta go
Speaker 1: right right right? Yeah, what's the what other? Like, what
Speaker 1: kind of what is it about food? That you? And
Speaker 1: I love food as well? So what is it about everyone?
Speaker 1: You know? Some people love the presentation, they like to
Speaker 1: go out to eat. There's just like certain things. But
Speaker 1: what is aside from the north stood. I'm a food
Speaker 1: on a stick man myself, but Pricetatians cool. But for me,
Speaker 1: it's all about the taste and the text. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: want to taste the original ingredients, you know, like I
Speaker 1: walk like a nice cut of steak, you know, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like I don't need you to
Speaker 1: slab it with crazy spices and sauces. I want like
Speaker 1: what it actually is, right right right? Oh okay, So
Speaker 1: the it's about really the quality of ingredients shining through
Speaker 1: the dishes. Yeah. For me, it's just having a bite
Speaker 1: and you go, oh my god and just fell out
Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah. I just that's that's the dragon
Speaker 1: ey chase. When I go to eat, it is just
Speaker 1: those those bites you have and you're like they've done it.
Speaker 1: They've done it. If I want to like order another
Speaker 1: of the thing that I ate, that's how that's how
Speaker 1: you know. Did you watch that SpongeBob episode where SpongeBob
Speaker 1: has a crabby patty? I don't know the like the
Speaker 1: King Poseidon or whatever, I can't remember what his name is.
Speaker 1: But he has like a crabby patty for the first time,
Speaker 1: and it's so good he needs to eat it again,
Speaker 1: so he spits it out and like eats it again.
Speaker 1: That's great, I would I might try something like that. Ye, so,
Speaker 1: but something about like the understanding of, oh this these
Speaker 1: are the ingredients that is what that thing tastes like,
Speaker 1: because like, if it's just taste and texture, I'm good
Speaker 1: with taco bell, but I don't. Part of the charm
Speaker 1: of taco bell is the complete absence of any sense
Speaker 1: that this has come from, like any natural ingredient at all. Ever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a wonder if science. That's interesting to me that
Speaker 1: you you like to be able to like have a sense.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's I I feel like a lot of
Speaker 1: people are like that. I guess it's just something I lack.
Speaker 1: By the way, the average height of a robin bird
Speaker 1: work case anyone was curious like I was after you
Speaker 1: said that, and I did not Google it as a question.
Speaker 1: I just said height of bird. That's that's what I do.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I never do the questions, but people love
Speaker 1: to type it in like as if you're asking a person.
Speaker 1: Google has no option. You're not asking Google whether they
Speaker 1: would like to answer that question for you. You just
Speaker 1: say Google, do your job. Bring it all right? Well,
Speaker 1: that gang we need we need a French laundry reservation
Speaker 1: stat reach out to Irene Irene where what what's your
Speaker 1: social media handle? Yeah? You can find me on Instagram
Speaker 1: and Twitter at Irene underscore two. That's tu and yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: send me that French laundry reservation. Yeah please, or something comparable.
Speaker 1: You know, you never know, some might come through with
Speaker 1: something that like you like, Actually, that's true. I'm open.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be a French laundry. Ban's Buchan
Speaker 1: is fine, you know what I mean. We're not gonna
Speaker 1: be sure. I'll need that, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: All right? What is something you think is overrated? Oh?
Speaker 1: Something I think is overrated is impossible burgers. Okay, I
Speaker 1: didn't mean to make this all about food, but I
Speaker 1: guess it's just my mind. I love it. You've expressed
Speaker 1: your mead eating twice now, so you're you're out on
Speaker 1: Impossible burgers in particular. Hey, I'm not saying they're bad.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying the hype is too much. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: They're like, it's just like a regular burger. It bleeds,
Speaker 1: you know, And I'm like, no, that's that's not Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's not it. That's not real blood. So what
Speaker 1: I'm looking for there is like the when I pan
Speaker 1: fry it with a lot of salt and I treated like,
Speaker 1: h like just a grimy burger. That's the that's like
Speaker 1: the best iteration I've had of it. Or at that
Speaker 1: restaurant Crossroads in l A. They do these like miles
Speaker 1: to high school. This is the place that going there
Speaker 1: to ve can spot Melrose. They they have these like
Speaker 1: meat cigars that they call them really interesting name, but
Speaker 1: it's it's really like a fried like spring roll almost
Speaker 1: like sort of like in a sort of light below
Speaker 1: ish kind of wrapping that's fried. And the feeling in
Speaker 1: that with impossible. I damn your thought it was meat.
Speaker 1: So you know, at times, at times it can be
Speaker 1: tricky but if you're if you're a beef patty purist thing, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think really anything, it's just the textures off,
Speaker 1: you know. Mm hmmm. I agree that if I'm coming
Speaker 1: from like meeting eating meat to that and people are
Speaker 1: like just just as good, it's overrated. The times that
Speaker 1: I understand the hype is when I eat what used
Speaker 1: to pass for a veggie burger and then have one
Speaker 1: of those, it's like that that leap. It definitely is
Speaker 1: a leap in terms of unless I don't know. So
Speaker 1: some people like the like dried out husk of yeah,
Speaker 1: that's really what it is, yeah, and like dry black beans,
Speaker 1: yeah all right. By the way, meat meat cigar is
Speaker 1: that what it's I think that's what it was called,
Speaker 1: because I remember even that on the menu, like this
Speaker 1: is the best y'all could do with this? That is
Speaker 1: that's unacceptable. That has to be like some weird, like
Speaker 1: fucking weird euphemistic term like yeah, like talking about a penis,
Speaker 1: like right, yeah, they may have changed it. I don't know,
Speaker 1: and maybe maybe I just made it up in my
Speaker 1: mind and I'm like, what are these meat cigars? It
Speaker 1: was the name from your virgin mind, right, exactly what
Speaker 1: is what something you think is underrated? People who are
Speaker 1: not on social media? I'm so jealous. Yeah, what your
Speaker 1: friends like that? Not many? I have one friend who
Speaker 1: is knows nothing of Facebook, Instagram or Twitter. So jealous.
Speaker 1: He just walks his dog from the Human Show. How
Speaker 1: do they know? He's just he's just like he's so
Speaker 1: he's like one of these people who absolutely just never
Speaker 1: it never enticed him, even like when Facebook was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't really want to hook up
Speaker 1: a camera to a computer to upload an image of
Speaker 1: myself to post as my problems. Have a computer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's got a computer. He got an old as iMac
Speaker 1: from two thousand ten. Damn. He's just one of these
Speaker 1: like I don't know, simply people. But I definitely I'm
Speaker 1: jealous of him because he he knows nothing of like
Speaker 1: the ills of social media truly. Yeah, like never makes
Speaker 1: me feel better, right, I'm trying to think, what, like
Speaker 1: that's not a that's not a thing that would get
Speaker 1: in the way of your ability to function like really
Speaker 1: at all. Right there, it's tough because like you know,
Speaker 1: we were like in entertainment, so it's hard to like
Speaker 1: get the word out if you're not right, like guaranteed
Speaker 1: eyeballs on something when you can tweet something or whatever,
Speaker 1: but even if it's just your own eyeballs. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: like I guess I am doing that, show mate. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Suproducer Tricia dropped all of her social media said it
Speaker 1: was a great decision. So good for you, Good for you.
Speaker 1: I'm emotionally healthy person that we worked with. There there
Speaker 1: was a like time in the early aughts where it
Speaker 1: was cool to be like I don't watch TV, and
Speaker 1: I feel like that time has passed, but maybe this
Speaker 1: is the new I don't watch TV or I don't
Speaker 1: even own a TV. Is like I don't no, I
Speaker 1: don't have Twitter. What. Yeah, I feel like right now
Speaker 1: is just really popular to be like on TikTok or
Speaker 1: like TikTok famous, Like that's the thing right now. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But it's going to come back around where it's like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't have any of that, yeah right, oh, please
Speaker 1: please come, please make it soon. I feel like a
Speaker 1: veritable John Oh when it comes to TikTok. I'm just
Speaker 1: on the on the outside, uh, walking my dog here
Speaker 1: and everyone. Once in a while, when I pass us
Speaker 1: an open window, somebody talking about talking about what's happening
Speaker 1: on TikTok. But for the most part it it feels
Speaker 1: I have similar thoughts on TikTok and video games that like,
Speaker 1: they're getting so good at this that I have the
Speaker 1: time that I spent on it, like you know, forty
Speaker 1: five minutes, they went by too quickly, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's that's not good. I feel like I'm Adam Sandler
Speaker 1: and click here like that was just I could turn
Speaker 1: around in ten years and just have a beard and
Speaker 1: a like thousands of hours of TikTok to show for it. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's my fear. It's just like I'm like, oh, wow,
Speaker 1: what did I do with my life? Just wasted it
Speaker 1: staring at my phone. Yeah. I've become best friends of
Speaker 1: the videos on TikTok. It's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: scrolling for like three hours straight. Do you want to
Speaker 1: knock it off? Maybe talk to your family? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: shut up at the videos. Coming is the most caring
Speaker 1: thing anyone's ever said to me. That's the person who
Speaker 1: cares about me most is that dynamically inserted algorithmic video
Speaker 1: that says, hey, hey, hey, you're using the app to
Speaker 1: M but like for me, I don't feel like the
Speaker 1: only references I miss, like I think there's maybe a
Speaker 1: computerized like voice that does like voiceovers or some sh
Speaker 1: it on TikTok, and like people make fun of that,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, alright, like I don't get that. But
Speaker 1: for the most part, like I don't feel like I'm
Speaker 1: missing that much. Ship. I feel like that that's funny
Speaker 1: that that's the one thing that you Yeah, yeah, because
Speaker 1: like the people are all just feel I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's like dancing and stuff. Yeah, it's just an ocean
Speaker 1: of like different undifferentiated faces of young people who dance.
Speaker 1: And I don't know. That is not something that I
Speaker 1: would be talking about anyways. You know, Jack Man, I
Speaker 1: gotta I gotta come over. I'll throw my TikTok up
Speaker 1: on your TV and I'll show you with algorithms given me.
Speaker 1: That's some some what it thinks I'm a basketball like
Speaker 1: loving narco obsessed like chef, like I get dancings well
Speaker 1: because because it starts feeding you stuff based on the
Speaker 1: kind of videos you watch more of, and it thinks
Speaker 1: that's not Spanish speaking. I'm a Spanish speaking person obsessed
Speaker 1: with narcotics, trafficking, dancing, food and you know, the random
Speaker 1: thing here and there. But I like the things you're like,
Speaker 1: it's the aesthetic that you're realizing. Like that's what's different.
Speaker 1: Like why does everybody use this robot woman voice to
Speaker 1: narrate their videos? It's that one or like the one
Speaker 1: with the accent that I see too. It's like, this
Speaker 1: is what it looks like when you spend five bucks
Speaker 1: at Costco on a Wednesday. Like that's another automated voice. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the only thing I've heard that I've made me
Speaker 1: vaguely curious and be like, huh, they've got a new
Speaker 1: computer ed voice voiceover thing. Cool, alright, let's take a
Speaker 1: quick break and we'll be right back. And we're back,
Speaker 1: and Jenny Thomas is yeah, just very very disturbing, very disturbed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is Justice Clarence Thomas's wife, and you know she
Speaker 1: she has some very controversial things to say about the election,
Speaker 1: very niceive controversial things, some very cue brained left the planet,
Speaker 1: like long before we even realized. She said my home
Speaker 1: plane it needs me and dissolved into the air about
Speaker 1: five years ago. But yeah, she's been all over the news.
Speaker 1: You know, like, initially a lot of it was like, yo,
Speaker 1: she's a super active activist on like the far right.
Speaker 1: She has a lot of ties to the organizing of
Speaker 1: the January six rally, when people are like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: a terrible fucking look. And then last time we talked
Speaker 1: about her, we were talking about this puff piece that
Speaker 1: she was in this conservative outlet where she was sort
Speaker 1: of like framing her involvement in all of this like
Speaker 1: insurrection ship is like I was just a concerned American,
Speaker 1: you know, and like and honestly, when it started popping off,
Speaker 1: I like wasn't feeling great, so I left so I
Speaker 1: didn't get to like bash the Capitol police with a
Speaker 1: barricade and then steal something from Nancy Pelosi's office. I
Speaker 1: left at that point. And all of this information probably
Speaker 1: should have been enough for Clarence Thomas to recuse himself
Speaker 1: from any Supreme Court decision involving January six, but we're
Speaker 1: just quit. I probably won't because you know, he was
Speaker 1: the lone dissenter in the eight to one decision to
Speaker 1: not shield Trump's documents from the January six committee, So
Speaker 1: that means Amy Carmy Barnett Brett Carbonar Carbonara brand fucking gorse.
Speaker 1: It's like all the Trump people they were like, nah,
Speaker 1: this is We're not that craving, but fucking Clarence Thomas
Speaker 1: did and know yeah, because we start seeing Washington Post
Speaker 1: has these texts right from Jenny Thomas to the chief
Speaker 1: of staff of Trump's white House, Mark Meadows, who's by
Speaker 1: the way, under investigation for voter fraud because he said
Speaker 1: he was living in a like a trailer in North
Speaker 1: Carolina that he actually didn't, so that's on his plate.
Speaker 1: Also just a straight up claims to vote from a
Speaker 1: place like that kind of voter from vel No. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and his wife filled out the thing like filling out papers.
Speaker 1: I'd say, this is a felony if you if you
Speaker 1: like wrong fur Lee, like if you fill this out
Speaker 1: incorrectly or misrepresent where you live. And they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: don't worry, I'm white, honey, watch me do this ship.
Speaker 1: They accuse the right exactly, the chief of staff right,
Speaker 1: like tax fraud, yeah exactly. So one of these so
Speaker 1: these texts come out right and they're from again the
Speaker 1: wife of a Supreme Court justice to the chief of
Speaker 1: staff of the the of the President on the day
Speaker 1: after the election, She texted Meadows a fucking link to
Speaker 1: this YouTube video from this guy who's you know, this
Speaker 1: guy named Steve Pachenic and it says the Trump sting
Speaker 1: was ci A director Steve pachen the biggest election story
Speaker 1: in history q f s blockchain. She treets us to
Speaker 1: Mark Meadows says quote, I hope this is true. Never
Speaker 1: heard anything like this before or even a hint of it.
Speaker 1: Possible watermarked ballots in over twelve states have been part
Speaker 1: of a huge Trump in military white hat sting operation
Speaker 1: in twelve key battleground states. M huh. Now, we've talked
Speaker 1: about this. We talked about this in the lead up
Speaker 1: to the election, right after the election, because this is
Speaker 1: the thing people are saying is that Trump was actually
Speaker 1: putting working with the military to have these like watermarked
Speaker 1: ballots so it would be clear that the fraud ballots
Speaker 1: that the Democrats are trying to use would be easily
Speaker 1: identified and could be pulled and would prove once and
Speaker 1: for all who the real cheaters are. That happened. That
Speaker 1: wasn't true. But wait that so that was a theory
Speaker 1: they had that Trump had done something where that the
Speaker 1: Democrats had like watermarked it with Invisible Inc. Yes, that
Speaker 1: was it involved Dakota Rings as well, like because it
Speaker 1: definitely feels like some ship that my kids would be
Speaker 1: like making up as well, Like would you do the
Speaker 1: Invisible Inc? Exactly? Invisible Inc a paper fortune teller, And
Speaker 1: that's how you knew how to decode all this stuff.
Speaker 1: And first of all, that video is from a guy
Speaker 1: who's on Info Wars with Alex Jones constantly, who says
Speaker 1: stuff like Sandy hook in the Vegas mash shooting were
Speaker 1: false flags and like, so that's the universe where his
Speaker 1: Jenny Thomas is like, check out this guy's video. Huh,
Speaker 1: this can work right to overturn the election results. Were
Speaker 1: seeing this, so you can tell from the beginning Oliver
Speaker 1: Energy was in the this result isn't real. We have
Speaker 1: to do everything we can to stop it. Then, if
Speaker 1: that wasn't weird enough, she texted this a few days later,
Speaker 1: quote Biden crime family and ballot fraud co conspirators, elected
Speaker 1: official bureaucrats, social media censorship mongers, fake stream media reporters, etcetera.
Speaker 1: Are being arrested and detained for ballot fraud right now
Speaker 1: and overcoming days, and we'll be living in barges off
Speaker 1: get Mo to face military tribunals for sedition. She sent
Speaker 1: that to more chief of staff, Yes, she would he
Speaker 1: know that if that was happening. The wild ship is apparently,
Speaker 1: they say. The flow of the text is like she
Speaker 1: he didn't respond for like ten days. She just can't
Speaker 1: be like he was like, oh shit, okay, um did
Speaker 1: she hit her with the like question mark thing and
Speaker 1: then like the things emphasized right right right, oh, just
Speaker 1: like nine a passive aggressive that's not even a path
Speaker 1: that's aggressive as funk at that point. So then if
Speaker 1: so she goes down this whole thing again. She's sending
Speaker 1: this to the chief of staff, trying to get me
Speaker 1: like pay attention to this stuff. She even was saying,
Speaker 1: like you gotta let the cracking lawyer Sidney Powell, who
Speaker 1: remember who was like that woman who was clearly called
Speaker 1: back to her home planet as well based on how
Speaker 1: she's speaking in public, was like, yeah, everything is a fraud.
Speaker 1: And you know she lost every like nearly every decision
Speaker 1: that when she was submitting stuff to try and gum
Speaker 1: up the election results or tabulations every time she was losing,
Speaker 1: and then been sanctioned since because they're like you did
Speaker 1: all of this in such bad faith, Like there's no
Speaker 1: way you could ever call yourself a lawyer. But yeah,
Speaker 1: every judge that she's gone in front of, like including
Speaker 1: the like yeah, the trouble pointed ones who might as
Speaker 1: well have a Confederate flag like behind there, you know,
Speaker 1: judge stand no bench, I think they're called. You can't
Speaker 1: just pump fake evidence and try like this is this
Speaker 1: is not like how reality works, so she said. And
Speaker 1: so this text she sends the Meadow says, quote sounds
Speaker 1: like Sydney and her team are getting inundated with evidence
Speaker 1: of fraud, makeup plan, release the cracking, and save us
Speaker 1: from the left taking America down boom boom. So it
Speaker 1: starts to make sense why Clarence Thomas may have been
Speaker 1: the lone dissenting vote there or or voice in that decision,
Speaker 1: because yeah, it's stuff like this that would come out
Speaker 1: that is truly it's it's wild, and at the same
Speaker 1: time it is to be expected because like, this is
Speaker 1: just what the right is and in the in modern America,
Speaker 1: this is just completely detached from any version of reality
Speaker 1: that makes sense. Like fifty three wrong turns later, you
Speaker 1: you end up at the very beginning of like the
Speaker 1: ideas their theories based on. But plus side, great husband, right,
Speaker 1: I mean a sweetheart. Yeah, I mean that would have
Speaker 1: caused some problems if he came home and she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: so you went nine you know, you went with all
Speaker 1: of them, really, Clarence, really, Claire. He's like, sorry, baby,
Speaker 1: just it's a bridge too far from you're sleeping on
Speaker 1: the couch. You're in the dog house, Clarence. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it is one of those things too. You see.
Speaker 1: How again their aims are quite literally to involve all
Speaker 1: three branches of government and trying to overturn the election
Speaker 1: on some level. Yeah, like I guess you know, this
Speaker 1: seems like okay, this is obviously bridge too far. There
Speaker 1: will be pressure for him to step down, maybe steps down,
Speaker 1: Like that is my pre you know, two thousand sixteen
Speaker 1: thinking getting into yeah, this is this is just gonna
Speaker 1: like if anything, I could see this being like the
Speaker 1: left is like attacking the wolke mobs, attacking Clarence Thomas
Speaker 1: and like that this like causes the right to like
Speaker 1: double down on like making sure Clarence Thomas doesn't resign
Speaker 1: and which was in the in or at least, there
Speaker 1: were rumors that he was considering it at one point. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: and let's not forget he's As for this recording, I
Speaker 1: believe we haven't heard anything about his condition since he
Speaker 1: went in the hospital as of this recording. Actually this morning,
Speaker 1: which is days ago for our listeners. He was discharged
Speaker 1: from Washington d C. Hospital Friday morning, a week after
Speaker 1: he was admitted for what court spokesperson described as an infection. YEA,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell a completely unrelated story to this. When
Speaker 1: I was a kid and I got caught. I think
Speaker 1: it was like I forgot an important homework assignment or
Speaker 1: like I fucked up in some way that like I
Speaker 1: knew I was in trouble with my mom, and I
Speaker 1: came home and I was like, oh my stomach, Oh damn,
Speaker 1: I'm real sick, like because she didn't know yet and
Speaker 1: I knew it was going to come out, and then
Speaker 1: she was real worried about me. And then she was like, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at your backpack and like that assignment that
Speaker 1: you we're supposed to like be working on is not here.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh damn, I think I forgot it.
Speaker 1: She was like, is this why you're sick. That's hilarious
Speaker 1: doing that. I'm just saying he knew this ship was
Speaker 1: about to draw. I got it infectious. So I mean
Speaker 1: there there is like I didn't feel great when I
Speaker 1: was claiming to a feel sick because I knew some
Speaker 1: ship was coming down on me. Like you know, there's
Speaker 1: there's a story the other day about the dude who
Speaker 1: that song Driver's License is about, Like he was hospitalized
Speaker 1: like after that song like hit, and everyone was like, yo,
Speaker 1: funck this dude. I mean he's a child, but he
Speaker 1: was hospitalized with like heart failure for like a week. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I don't know. Yeah, maybe he's like just feeling
Speaker 1: guilty or like you know, like the telltale heart kind
Speaker 1: of thing, right right, Yeah, I mean that you'd hope
Speaker 1: so but yeah, well, well we'll see where this goes.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think you know a lot of people
Speaker 1: are like, you know, imagine if this was fucking Katangi
Speaker 1: Brown Jackson's partner, you know what I mean, what would
Speaker 1: have happened? Or even so, do I or any any
Speaker 1: of the liberal justices, you know, like, what would have
Speaker 1: happened if this kind of ship came out and granted
Speaker 1: there were some things about Ginsberg's husband, for sure, but
Speaker 1: in this instance, like you know Fox News that have
Speaker 1: a fucking meltdown and you're like and then like, it's
Speaker 1: funny when you watched on channels like MSNBC, people are like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, like imagine what they would be doing right now.
Speaker 1: They would melt down if this is another justice. And
Speaker 1: it's like, well, this is pretty fucking big too. But
Speaker 1: I think the problem is not that it's a problem
Speaker 1: is that what you're ineviative they gonna come up against
Speaker 1: is that the conservatives are going to say, oh, you're
Speaker 1: going after the one black conservative justice. Okay, that's what
Speaker 1: this is about. That's what this is about. And you're like,
Speaker 1: hold on, you're not about to do that when we
Speaker 1: saw you put up do that straight up racist circus
Speaker 1: with the confirmation hearings for you know, Katangi Brown Jackson.
Speaker 1: Let's stop this. But you know that's where they're going
Speaker 1: and I and I was reading a few places where
Speaker 1: they're trying to really make sure that like Clarence Thomas
Speaker 1: is almost like has that appeal or that like methos
Speaker 1: like Ruth Bader Ginsburg did for you know, big D
Speaker 1: Democrats like they want they want people to feel like
Speaker 1: you're like, that's our guy. But yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: just want it just like Triple Check that they aren't
Speaker 1: covering us at all. They had top stories unearthed emails.
Speaker 1: I was like, what make alarming revelation? What about CDCs
Speaker 1: COVID nineteen school reopening guide? So don't nothing to see here? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's funny though. They're like, you think those are some
Speaker 1: leaked documents, Well, hold onto your butts, because we got
Speaker 1: one too. They are unclear in their wording around reopening scandal.
Speaker 1: All right, should we talk about Madison Cawthorne just keep
Speaker 1: keep the streak alive of just absolute madness? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean sure, madness abounds. Madness truly abounds. So so Madison
Speaker 1: Cawthorne is a turd. Basically, what did you do this time? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean there's been so many things, I mean the
Speaker 1: last six months. It's been like recently, what he got
Speaker 1: popped for driving with a revoked license, Like again, you
Speaker 1: know that that like thing came out about his marriage
Speaker 1: where they like lasted for only a few months and
Speaker 1: he was like introduced to her like a Russian casino,
Speaker 1: which means people like that's the shadiest thing I've ever
Speaker 1: heard of, that you met your like six month wife
Speaker 1: like a Russian at a Russian because you know, what
Speaker 1: were you doing in Russia? And then he was in
Speaker 1: Russia just traveling with the boys, met some dude at
Speaker 1: a Russian casino. That dude then set him up to
Speaker 1: come down to a turn a competition. I think it
Speaker 1: was a CrossFit competition that ended up competition across the
Speaker 1: competition irene that ended up being fake? What and so
Speaker 1: this is like, as he's telling, so he like got
Speaker 1: married a year ago, they're already getting divorced. But he
Speaker 1: people were like, so, like, tell us the story like
Speaker 1: young love that really gets butts in the seat, And
Speaker 1: he was like he couldn't tell it in a way
Speaker 1: that made any sense other than, oh, you were being
Speaker 1: set up by like a Russian like intelligence service of
Speaker 1: some sort. Yeah. They like this dude who he met
Speaker 1: at Russian casino was like, Hey, come to Florida. I
Speaker 1: want you to compete in this CrossFit competition. He's like,
Speaker 1: I don't have the use of my legs. Like I
Speaker 1: was like, it's okay, just come down. The competition isn't real,
Speaker 1: he said, just do the pull up part. Just do
Speaker 1: the pull up part, and like as Madison Cawthorne tells
Speaker 1: you's like. And then I came down and found out
Speaker 1: it wasn't even a real competition. He just wanted to
Speaker 1: get me down there to introduce me to my wife
Speaker 1: and we've been together ever since, and it's true love.
Speaker 1: It's like what there was a like intelligence cut out
Speaker 1: that was involved with, like getting you to a fake
Speaker 1: competition to meet your current wife, like that you are
Speaker 1: being set up. Also, like if I was smarter, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, man, fuck y'all. You think you're just gonna
Speaker 1: get me to go somewhere because you say CrossFit, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like you knowing that dossier they're
Speaker 1: building on him to Like I don't know. I think
Speaker 1: if we say go to Florida for a CrossFit thing,
Speaker 1: he'll be like say less, yeah, for sure, for sure
Speaker 1: that in that sense, I'm like, you don't fucking know me, Okay,
Speaker 1: fun whatever, Fine, So that comes out and then then
Speaker 1: I think one of the more recent things since the
Speaker 1: Russian invasion of Ukraine broke out. He's like Zelinski's a funk,
Speaker 1: and I was like, what the fuck is this guy
Speaker 1: going on. So many people in North Carolina, I think,
Speaker 1: especially in those in his district, they see his priorities
Speaker 1: of being more about being in the spotlight than actually
Speaker 1: representing them in Congress. So I'm sure he felt very
Speaker 1: relieved when he had the opportunity to glad hand in
Speaker 1: the district and posed with a gigantic check for two
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars for his for his constituents for his district.
Speaker 1: Except this check comes from the by part is an
Speaker 1: infrastructure bill that he voted against. But he's still trying
Speaker 1: to do a fucking victory lap. And luckily some of
Speaker 1: the local press there isn't so enamored with him that
Speaker 1: they basically pressed him about his vote, like as he
Speaker 1: was taking the picture and I'm just gonna play that
Speaker 1: clip because it's fucking awkward in the best way. So said,
Speaker 1: he got the check on camo hat, Camo jack. People
Speaker 1: are posing so happy it's got the congressional sealing. So, Congressman,
Speaker 1: did you vote for this appropriation against it? This particular
Speaker 1: appropriation were you advocated for in the appropriations fact? But
Speaker 1: the large did you vote for it? Though? And as
Speaker 1: I just said, okay, thank you, all I said, I
Speaker 1: fake the larger bill bill we voted against. And then
Speaker 1: after after that he smiles and gives the thumbs up
Speaker 1: for the picture. Pretty great, Like, god, I wish you
Speaker 1: know this is the thing like that you hope that
Speaker 1: there was some kind of legislation. That's like, if you
Speaker 1: pose with a big gass check and you fucking voted
Speaker 1: against it, there has to be like some big red
Speaker 1: X or some ship on it. So you can't fucking
Speaker 1: claim a victory on that one and be like, you know,
Speaker 1: it says this asshole did fun for this money and
Speaker 1: in fact he would rather watch you starve if you could.
Speaker 1: Something like that, just to communicate to the people, how,
Speaker 1: you know, duplicitus. Some of our congressional members can be also,
Speaker 1: z Gang, what you can't catch one of those big checks? Right?
Speaker 1: That's just a prop? Is that? Actually? Yeah? Okay, never mind, Zach,
Speaker 1: are you what are you thinking of? I'm just trying
Speaker 1: a picture like happy Gilmore when he was throwing him
Speaker 1: in the trunk of his CARLF tournament. I know That's
Speaker 1: what I'm thinking of. As a kid, I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: he's had a lot of big checks to cash. But yeah,
Speaker 1: they're ceremonial, got it. Damn. It's just still a very
Speaker 1: funny thing to me. The idea of posing with a
Speaker 1: giant check, like, especially like for a government, like do
Speaker 1: do other politicians do that? Like pull out a massive check.
Speaker 1: It feels like something from the world of sweepstakes like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, it feels like when you win
Speaker 1: something ye like and that, Oh my god, this is
Speaker 1: this is gonna bolt blow your fucking mind. It seems
Speaker 1: to be you're not the origin of the oversized check
Speaker 1: is this is after a cursory Google search, and I'm
Speaker 1: seeing it in a few places. So take this with
Speaker 1: a grain of salt. But they're saying. The earliest archived
Speaker 1: photograph of an oversized check was taken in Berlin in nineteen.
Speaker 1: The recipient is none other than Old Joey Gebels, the
Speaker 1: Minister of Propaganda for the Third Reich, so awarded again
Speaker 1: two hundred thousand Deutsch marks for his service to the
Speaker 1: Nazi Party. Wow, the parallels of standing with a check. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know, the right does love to say, hey, they
Speaker 1: had some good ideas, you know, so that was one
Speaker 1: of them that they took. Yeah, Jesus all right, let's
Speaker 1: take a quick break and we'll come back and talk
Speaker 1: about animal avatars on Zoom. And we're back, and a
Speaker 1: story crossed your desk, Miles that seems to have captivated
Speaker 1: your imagination that Zoom has added animal avatars. And you know,
Speaker 1: I know this is a not a video podcast, but
Speaker 1: just to show everybody in the show, I will be
Speaker 1: doing this segment as a panda with a hoodie on.
Speaker 1: I'm just waiting for them to kick in and here
Speaker 1: we go. So, uh there. Zoom has updated their settings
Speaker 1: that you can now basically have a full on animal
Speaker 1: avatar that kind of tracks your face, kind of like
Speaker 1: the memojis do like on your iPhone, where like if
Speaker 1: I open my eyes big, my eyebrows go up, I
Speaker 1: can do one eyebrow. We're gonna do the other eyebrow.
Speaker 1: A you got all the facial expressions there, except for
Speaker 1: our movements. That's the one thing they don't track. And
Speaker 1: I don't know when I saw it, I was just
Speaker 1: kind of like, what what the funk is this for?
Speaker 1: Like at this point, But on the Zoom blog they
Speaker 1: say this kind of avatar has helped really with pediatricians
Speaker 1: and telemedicine because then like a kid's like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: getting medical advice from a horse. I have personally, I
Speaker 1: have nothing but disrespect for you right now as a
Speaker 1: cute animal. I'm like, what the fund is this cute
Speaker 1: animal trying to tell me about the state of the
Speaker 1: modern world. But what med school did you go to? Um?
Speaker 1: I went to Bovine University. And others have said, you know,
Speaker 1: like have pointed like, you know, maybe it's cool if
Speaker 1: you're not feeling like putting a bunch of energy into
Speaker 1: your appearance for a ZOOM meeting, then you can just
Speaker 1: put on a rabbit or something. I get the telemedicine
Speaker 1: part um, but but this, like the this will help
Speaker 1: Zoom for work from home more fun part I kind
Speaker 1: of have trouble with, like, can't imagine working and then
Speaker 1: everyone in the work meeting is just a cartoon animal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's I don't know if it would maybe make people's
Speaker 1: like criticism is a little bit easier to take if
Speaker 1: they're like, hey, we got to talk about your job
Speaker 1: performance and you're like you're some kind of ferret, but yeah,
Speaker 1: go off, please, Like let me know. I would love
Speaker 1: to see someone get fired, but by like a panda
Speaker 1: oh right, cowardly management who don't want to like look
Speaker 1: their staff and the I will they have to deliver
Speaker 1: bad news, Like, hey, guys, I know there's been a
Speaker 1: lot of speculation about what's gonna happen with health benefits.
Speaker 1: Uh and unfortunately, as we look at our budgets going
Speaker 1: into the next fiscal year, we're gonna have to pull
Speaker 1: back on some of the health benefits. Okay, easier to
Speaker 1: take if it's a bunny. I feel like if I
Speaker 1: was having a normal business meeting with like the people
Speaker 1: you know, like HR for instance, or like somebody who's
Speaker 1: firing me, and they were doing this, I would feel
Speaker 1: like I was getting fired by the people from your
Speaker 1: new next like the like people who the that's the
Speaker 1: horror movie with like all the animal masks. Did you
Speaker 1: guys watch that Netflix show where like people were dating
Speaker 1: but they were wearing they had all the makeup of
Speaker 1: like animals and stuff. This is like yes, right, And
Speaker 1: then you had to just maybe just and just determined
Speaker 1: based on their beast face whether or not they were
Speaker 1: worthy of love, which is funny because that show everyone
Speaker 1: was like traditionally attractive once they took off the beast
Speaker 1: face and I was like, uh, and I will I'll
Speaker 1: be honest, I thought the show was like gonna be
Speaker 1: like a full on dating show or like they would
Speaker 1: have to like smash in their animal costumes, but that
Speaker 1: wasn't the case, so a bit of a different show.
Speaker 1: Just look like a birthday cardie or a birthday cake
Speaker 1: plate after a kid is like eating uh like aerial
Speaker 1: birthday cake after just like with with ice cream just
Speaker 1: smears like green and blue. I don't know why that
Speaker 1: went into this visual, but that's what it made me
Speaker 1: think of people smashing and the is caked on makeup
Speaker 1: things there. I don't know if there's like I don't
Speaker 1: know if other people feel this way, but the way
Speaker 1: we use zoom so much, there is like there's like
Speaker 1: undercurrent of like tragedy in the sense that I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: Zoom has helped obviously stay connected in this pandemic era,
Speaker 1: but it almost like reminds me that by using zoom,
Speaker 1: like there's still it's not we're not quite at a
Speaker 1: place where we're like, oh, yeah, let's all get back together. Well,
Speaker 1: obviously there is there's always gonna inherently be risk involved,
Speaker 1: but like it feels like I'm warning a different time
Speaker 1: when I use zoom all this all the time, and
Speaker 1: then these feel like weird consolation prizes mapped on top
Speaker 1: of it. So I'm having like I don't know, like
Speaker 1: I got really deep when I was just thinking about
Speaker 1: like what this meant, and I was like, is do
Speaker 1: we need this? Maybe we do? Or am I just
Speaker 1: being like I want the old way back? I feel
Speaker 1: like this well, like thus far the only way I've
Speaker 1: encountered is you and like an inherently good hearted person.
Speaker 1: And then the idea of a pediatrician doing it to
Speaker 1: like help a child. I feel like as long as
Speaker 1: it stays that, like, it's great, but I can just
Speaker 1: see the yeah, I I just can't get the like
Speaker 1: business meeting where this is being used to like deliver,
Speaker 1: you know, soften the blow of you know, people getting
Speaker 1: a pay cut, like you know, uh John dear board meeting,
Speaker 1: and it's like they're they'll have like fun animal masks
Speaker 1: on while they're like we gotta scab on these workers.
Speaker 1: Our CEO and CFO are gonna go and like work
Speaker 1: in the you know, like I feel like that's just
Speaker 1: as likely use of it. And then it becomes surreal
Speaker 1: and fucking dark like black mirror. So I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, what do you think when you see you
Speaker 1: can you can you picture yourself ever using this? Aside
Speaker 1: from just trying to make people laugh, I can see
Speaker 1: I see how funny it is because it shows you
Speaker 1: don't take anything seriously. This y I do think it's fine.
Speaker 1: I will say the other thing. I feel like it
Speaker 1: would be good in a bad way for like zoom bombers,
Speaker 1: you know, where you show up it's like, yeah, you
Speaker 1: know that kind of thing out there, Yeah, zoom bombers
Speaker 1: are still out there, still getting something out of it.
Speaker 1: They're just coming and the like or it gets like
Speaker 1: a way to like virtual organize that. You know, you
Speaker 1: show up at protests, you're like supposed to wear like
Speaker 1: all black and like have like a scheme mask on
Speaker 1: just so they can't identify you. But now you're just
Speaker 1: like different animals. What happens when the bunny gang pulls
Speaker 1: up on Zoom Yeah, coordinated with the same zoom, have
Speaker 1: avvy with like the whole crew, and then they're just
Speaker 1: like looking back at like just a sea of bunny faces.
Speaker 1: Someone to a zoom called everyone's a bunny and then
Speaker 1: they they're all like acting like this person strange, like
Speaker 1: I think something is going on with your computer. I
Speaker 1: feel like it would be a perfect funny yeah, for
Speaker 1: like your older relatives to be like have I feel
Speaker 1: like my mom would lose it. Yeah, like she would
Speaker 1: start yelling at me and Japanese and be like what
Speaker 1: the what are you doing? Like this is stupid, like
Speaker 1: bring your foot your face on. I feel like that's
Speaker 1: where this would head. Your total confusion. So yeah, use
Speaker 1: it to prank, I guess, and I put your face on?
Speaker 1: You mean she she demands that you wear full makeup
Speaker 1: when yes, you're oh yeah, your face on. I want
Speaker 1: to see my pretty boy exactly. And she said they're
Speaker 1: better BESPF than that foundation play around with your skin health.
Speaker 1: All right, I do want to talk about an upcoming
Speaker 1: movie or a movie project that is in development. So
Speaker 1: you know, we got the story of the McDonald's founder
Speaker 1: was called the Founder played by Michael Keaton, and he
Speaker 1: was just like basically a salesman with a hole in
Speaker 1: his soul who like just kept stuffing things down there
Speaker 1: and nothing would fill it up. He wasn't really the founder.
Speaker 1: He like bought the original McDonald's from like two guys
Speaker 1: who just like, hey, where the McDonald's brothers, We can
Speaker 1: make a good hamburger. He's like, I'm gonna fucking eat
Speaker 1: you alive. And then like we tell that guy's story,
Speaker 1: so uh, like on the continuum of like fast food
Speaker 1: chain founders stories that seem like they'd make for interesting movies,
Speaker 1: Colonel Sanders is like, you know, not not the worst,
Speaker 1: I guess. I also like he was a lifelong funk
Speaker 1: up as a businessman, like he just like he his
Speaker 1: life was was a lifetime of failure into his sixties,
Speaker 1: just kept sucking up, kept like you know, losing all
Speaker 1: his money open to gas station and nobody would come
Speaker 1: to his gas station because there was a better gas
Speaker 1: station down the street. So he started selling fried chicken
Speaker 1: at his gas station to give people a reason to
Speaker 1: come to his shell station, and it caught on. It
Speaker 1: was just like a complete accident, complete luck. Is just
Speaker 1: he was like, hey, they have chicken at that filling stand.
Speaker 1: And you know, if you tell it right, it could
Speaker 1: be a lesson like how common uncommon successes in America,
Speaker 1: like failure shouldn't define you. How the thing that ends
Speaker 1: up succeeding is rarely part of the plan. But I
Speaker 1: don't have huge, huge hopes because it's like an adaptation
Speaker 1: of a book by his daughter called The Colonel Secret
Speaker 1: Eleven Herbs and a Spicy Daughter, written by his daughter
Speaker 1: who is centering herself for some reason. So not a
Speaker 1: whitewashing of who this Colonel Sanders really was, right, or
Speaker 1: it will be a whitewashing. So that to to details
Speaker 1: that they really shouldn't leave out. The Takeout wrote this
Speaker 1: up and pointed out like to two details that probably
Speaker 1: that they will downplay one of them, and that is
Speaker 1: that he was a racist and misogynist, He donated to
Speaker 1: George Wallace's campaign, cheated on his wives, like made fun
Speaker 1: of women's a apearance is like openly in public. So
Speaker 1: they're gonna have to cover that ship somehow. They're gonna
Speaker 1: maybe be like show apart when he's younger and it
Speaker 1: seems like innocent and they're like, yeah, he was kind
Speaker 1: of a cookie guy, and just completely paper that over.
Speaker 1: Now this part, I'm assuming they will not be downplaying
Speaker 1: he shot a guy the aforementioned rival gas station, the
Speaker 1: owner of that Colonel Sanders shot him. Was there a
Speaker 1: reason why you shot so, Colonel Sanders was painting advertisements
Speaker 1: for his Shell Station on the side of Barnes. The
Speaker 1: guy painted over that. Colonel Sanders went and confronted the guy,
Speaker 1: and the guy killed one of Colonel Sanders as like
Speaker 1: employees from the Shell Station who had come with him.
Speaker 1: And so Colonel Sanders shot back, isn't no that like
Speaker 1: they're probably not gonna play that one day. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying that's that's a that's a pretty wild detailed though,
Speaker 1: Like most people don't know. I mean, anybody who's done
Speaker 1: graffiti knows you crossed someone's shipped out. Yeah, you will.
Speaker 1: You will have to answer for that. Typically then you'll
Speaker 1: like like tag war over that ship. If it's like
Speaker 1: between graffiti crews. But when you said painted over, like
Speaker 1: my old graffiti kid instincts went oh shitty, painted over
Speaker 1: the ship. They're like, that's I got explaining to do.
Speaker 1: That would be amazing. If in the movie, like the
Speaker 1: original sign like just looks exactly like a modern like
Speaker 1: graffiti artist the Shell Station sign, they're like, wow, look
Speaker 1: at that three D detail. And he's like, I think
Speaker 1: that's a NonStop. The other So the screenplay that is
Speaker 1: being optioned is called a fingerlick and good story the
Speaker 1: Life of Colonel Sanders, which sounds like it might as
Speaker 1: well be a piece of branded content, so that that
Speaker 1: doesn't make me hopeful. Also, the screenwriter called it an
Speaker 1: incredible story of perseverance, sure and faith. Um, that could
Speaker 1: go either way and probably not not not in a
Speaker 1: great direction. Is do you think the Eleven Herbs and Spices,
Speaker 1: there's like a thing he's like praying, like there's gotta
Speaker 1: be a D S X MAC in a type moment,
Speaker 1: right if if faith is going to be part of
Speaker 1: this where he's like, God, please, what do I do?
Speaker 1: And then like you know, sucking a piece someone's throwing
Speaker 1: a piece of check. I don't know. I just feel
Speaker 1: like there's gonna be some really dumb scene where it's
Speaker 1: like and that's where I got the idea for Eleven
Speaker 1: Herbs and Spices because my Bible flew open to this page. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know what like it could. It could really
Speaker 1: go in either direction, but my guess is not a
Speaker 1: great one because they're gonna also have to get KFS.
Speaker 1: He's signed off, right, that's true. But this, I feel
Speaker 1: like this reminds me of like the that MJ. Documentary,
Speaker 1: you know, the Michael Jordan one where it's like really
Speaker 1: plays him up and you know, great basketball player and
Speaker 1: all that, but it's like, you know, he had he
Speaker 1: some say and what he's going to leave in and
Speaker 1: what he was to leave out. Yeah, Oh I wonder
Speaker 1: how Yeah, I wonder how much they'll leave in. I'm curious.
Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, and uh, he loved George Wallace and
Speaker 1: segregation forever. And I guess it won't necessarily be authorized
Speaker 1: by KFC because like the Founder certainly was not authorized
Speaker 1: by McDonald's. I'm guessing right like they weren't, like yeah,
Speaker 1: and if they do authorize it, then buckle your ass
Speaker 1: up for the biggest piece of propagator you've We'll probably
Speaker 1: just like stream on to be or something and won't
Speaker 1: won't come out, but I don't know, it could be cool.
Speaker 1: All right, Well we'll hold our breaths. So do hold
Speaker 1: your breath until this comes out and is good, because
Speaker 1: I don't want to live in a world where it's
Speaker 1: not Irene. Such a pleasure having you as always. Where
Speaker 1: can people find you and follow you? You can find
Speaker 1: me on Instagram and Twitter at Irene Underscore too. That's
Speaker 1: to you. I'm also on TikTok now but barely it's
Speaker 1: irene to Comedy or um. Just go to my website
Speaker 1: irene too dot com for live tour dates and shows
Speaker 1: and please grab my album We're Done now. Wherever you
Speaker 1: get albums, you can check my website. If you need help, Yeah,
Speaker 1: with the French laundry, please give me with the food
Speaker 1: reservations to reservation, you know, yeah, hook it up. Oh, also,
Speaker 1: like tell pe a little bit about the album. What's
Speaker 1: what's the what's the vibe? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: How's it you know? What? What were you what were
Speaker 1: you inspired by when you're making album? Yeah, so it's
Speaker 1: my first album. So it's kind of like a compilation
Speaker 1: of the best of jokes from the last ten years
Speaker 1: of me doing comedy. And uh, I feel like it's
Speaker 1: a good intro to kind of my point of view
Speaker 1: and how I see the world. But you know, talk
Speaker 1: about being gay, oh shock or you couldn't tell from
Speaker 1: the audio. Uh, if you had the video, you'd be like,
Speaker 1: we knew. And then um, there's a there's a joke
Speaker 1: that you mentioned where I talking about boring sex and
Speaker 1: there's one about you know, the apocalypse and stuff, so
Speaker 1: it's like it's fun but also dark. Yeah. I love
Speaker 1: it this. Yeah, if you're hitting all the notes in it,
Speaker 1: I think that's what's great about it. And yeah, if
Speaker 1: you will laugh and laugh at there's there's no doubt
Speaker 1: about that. Yeah, if you if you like Larry David,
Speaker 1: you'll really like it too, because I have been described
Speaker 1: as a Larry David from a little little crotch crotchety,
Speaker 1: you know, to complain, Yeah, especially the Mooring sex. But
Speaker 1: I felt that come through need all this excitement. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for hands behind the back situation was my favorite. Irene,
Speaker 1: is there a tweet or some work of social media
Speaker 1: you've been enjoying? Um? Yeah, I mean all my friends
Speaker 1: are stand up comics, so they always have funny tweets.
Speaker 1: But I love Amy Silverberg has some very funny tweets.
Speaker 1: I mean, she tweeted one recently that said, uh, the
Speaker 1: biggest act of love you can do for your parents
Speaker 1: is to let him tell you the same pointless story
Speaker 1: over and over. Yeah. That made me laugh. Oh wow, okay,
Speaker 1: act act surprise. Yeah, they're like, oh yeah this, uh
Speaker 1: huh that that's what happened. Uh huh. Yeah, heard the
Speaker 1: story twenty times, but I'm just gonna keep pretending that
Speaker 1: that it's the first. Yeah, Miles, where can people find you?
Speaker 1: What's the tweet you've been enjoying? Find me on Twitter
Speaker 1: and Instagram at Miles of Gray. You already know about
Speaker 1: mad boost these with Jack coming up talking about the
Speaker 1: NBA uh. And then also for twenty Day Fiance the
Speaker 1: other pod with Sophia Alexandra where we talk about ninety
Speaker 1: day fiance and married at first sight and all that
Speaker 1: trash reality that keeps us going. Um. Some tweets are like,
Speaker 1: first one is at Friday Urethra at Friday Ether tweeted
Speaker 1: dudes at house parties. This song was on Tony Hawk
Speaker 1: pro Skater. Another one is from Ellis at Ellis eight,
Speaker 1: Tucci tweeted the weed we have today would have killed
Speaker 1: the nineteen thirties trumpet player, which yes, facts nail absolutely.
Speaker 1: And then this was actually interesting and I bring it
Speaker 1: up because it feels like I'm curious to hear both
Speaker 1: of y'all's response to this is from Jamie Attenberg at
Speaker 1: Jamie Attenberg twotd Okay, very serious question here. If you're
Speaker 1: a window person on an airplane, please explain to me,
Speaker 1: why you like it? I am desperately an idle person.
Speaker 1: I'm a window person. Oh why would you be an
Speaker 1: idle person? It's a terrible seat. Okay, okay, before you explain,
Speaker 1: I liked to know. Okay, I like that. Jack. What
Speaker 1: about you? Are you Eisler window? I'm usually it doesn't
Speaker 1: really like usually in the middle. Yeah, because well it's
Speaker 1: just like doesn't like I just I get on the
Speaker 1: plane because I'm always flying with like a five year
Speaker 1: old and a four year old previously three his assistant,
Speaker 1: that's his assistant, and may Yeah I can't. I'd like
Speaker 1: to get them ready for the world. So they're just
Speaker 1: working the whole time now. But it's, uh, it's a
Speaker 1: fucking nightmare. I'm about to fly again, and I dread it.
Speaker 1: Like is it a fight over the window? Your kids
Speaker 1: fight over window? Uh? Not? Usually Usually they're just excited
Speaker 1: to be able to watch something on an iPad or something.
Speaker 1: But I guess, I guess when I had my druthers,
Speaker 1: I actually did prefer the the aisle because you just
Speaker 1: easier access to get up, stroll or stretch my legs out.
Speaker 1: I have the bladder of like a statue, like I've
Speaker 1: flown to Japan without peeing on the flight before, and
Speaker 1: I stay cocoons in my window seat because I will
Speaker 1: not be disturbed because nobody has to pass. No one
Speaker 1: has to transit my seat. That that's that's the part
Speaker 1: with the window. It's like you can bother somebody else.
Speaker 1: Nobody's going to bother you. You're like, oh, I gotta
Speaker 1: get up to peet. Then people have to get up,
Speaker 1: but nobody's asking you to move. Also, you can sleep.
Speaker 1: You can just lay your head on the window. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I got. You got more. You don't have
Speaker 1: to worry about, like, you know, falling asleep on somebody
Speaker 1: else and like it better. Thing that wakes me up
Speaker 1: is like when you're in an aisle seat and you're
Speaker 1: asleep and somebody tries to gently wake you up and
Speaker 1: just like put that hand on you. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: What You're like, okay, yeah, you gotta no problem, no problem.
Speaker 1: And then I have to stay awake when they go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom because I'm I'm prepping for the return
Speaker 1: and I can't relax. Yeah, that's just me. And you
Speaker 1: could adjust the shade if you want it open, if
Speaker 1: you want it closed. The window persons in charge exactly
Speaker 1: your your your light crew man leaving it open as
Speaker 1: the only person leaving open is a real psycho. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: window is objectively better now that you guys describe it,
Speaker 1: I think, like, but it does. It is revealing because
Speaker 1: I would much rather be bothered than bother other people.
Speaker 1: I had to. I had to get up to use
Speaker 1: the bathroom with my child, like conservatively ten times in
Speaker 1: a like three hours span, right, so windows, and like
Speaker 1: it would or wild, Yeah that's sucked. That might change
Speaker 1: you know. Then that's what it's interesting to see that
Speaker 1: Maybe that will change me having children at some point.
Speaker 1: Who knows, or I might just be like, we will
Speaker 1: we learn to get bladder infections by holding NRP because
Speaker 1: we will not inconvene. I've done that before where I'm like,
Speaker 1: I do have to pee and then I don't want
Speaker 1: to bother the person next to me, and then I
Speaker 1: just like hold it in and I'm like, what am
Speaker 1: I doing this for? Yeah, like I'm getting a U
Speaker 1: T I because I don't want to tap somebody in
Speaker 1: under arm hoodie to get up really quickly. But sometimes
Speaker 1: they're also like a sleep like just hudged over, like
Speaker 1: the tray table and then you'd have to like move them.
Speaker 1: Yeah right right, that's also yeah, that's also like I
Speaker 1: can also seem like fuck, I'm gonna have to just
Speaker 1: this person is like a sleep like a rock. But
Speaker 1: typically they're pretty good spirited. They know they know what
Speaker 1: comes with the territory. Yeah yeah, alright. Uh tweet I've
Speaker 1: been enjoying from Anadrezen very funny writers hell Reductress cracked
Speaker 1: for like three months. She tweeted, my grandmother's spirit is
Speaker 1: always with me, watching over my shoulder as I dead
Speaker 1: eye to open and incognito window to look up reviews
Speaker 1: of the conditioner I already brought or I already bought.
Speaker 1: You gotta go incognigue with it. I don't know, you
Speaker 1: know that's I like, just their shame. Yeah, although maybe
Speaker 1: it's because she suspects amazons like tracking and therefore is
Speaker 1: only going to But either way, it's just uh, just
Speaker 1: the idea of like that the death of the human soul.
Speaker 1: But your grandparents are like over your shoulder, like jeezus.
Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brian. Uh,
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Speaker 1: to the information that we talked about today's episode as well.
Speaker 1: The song that we think you might enjoy, Miles, what
Speaker 1: song do we think people might enjoy? Uh? This is
Speaker 1: another track from the Rosalia album Moto Mammy and this
Speaker 1: one is called La and it's a great album. Just
Speaker 1: fun to listen to. Donner you know, Rebecca to producer,
Speaker 1: back and out talking like luk. She's doing a little
Speaker 1: reggae tone. We get it you from Spain. You're kind
Speaker 1: of switching it up. But the production on this is
Speaker 1: really good and so they're singing. So let's check this
Speaker 1: one out. It's a good, you know, good one. Start
Speaker 1: your start your week off with a right well, go
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