Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season two, twenty nine,
Speaker 1: Episode two of Turn Day and Lea's Like Guys production
Speaker 1: of I Heart Radio. This is the podcast where we
Speaker 1: take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness. It's Tuesday,
Speaker 1: March two, three two two. So you got the double
Speaker 1: twenty twos, which is which is huge. I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: but it's huge. Also, Miles, what what day is it?
Speaker 1: National three D Day? Okay, so get out your blue
Speaker 1: and red glasses and had to seven eleven because Fox
Speaker 1: is going to do something real interesting this Sunday night.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, with smell a vision. Remember that old
Speaker 1: those old promotions in the nineties. I thought that was
Speaker 1: something real that you were talking about that was happening
Speaker 1: right now. No, but do you remember in the nineties
Speaker 1: they did like they would do like certain episodes on
Speaker 1: TV and three D on Fox, like on Sunday, like
Speaker 1: the Simpsons are a Living and then like you have
Speaker 1: to go seven eleven to get three D glasses or
Speaker 1: like a scratch thing. I never bought in man. I
Speaker 1: was a real cynical ass, a little kid, you know.
Speaker 1: I bought the fucking man and also Jack National West
Speaker 1: Virginia day. Hey, shout out to Wheeling, West Virginia. Shout
Speaker 1: out to Yeah, just that city. I don't I can't
Speaker 1: really speak for the rest of the state. But Wheeling,
Speaker 1: which is just the very tippy top of that point
Speaker 1: that sticks up, is a great town. Alright, cool, alright, well,
Speaker 1: and shout out to three D Man. I'm I'm you know,
Speaker 1: I'm leading the bandwagon for Avatar too. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: it's going to change a lot of people's minds, hearts,
Speaker 1: and lives. This is what I'm for. And our guest
Speaker 1: today has like an Avatar themed microphone kind of it
Speaker 1: looks like it could exist in the world of Pandora.
Speaker 1: Don't fucking hate I would ever player hate the mic
Speaker 1: I just found out of the saying I love it.
Speaker 1: Don't hate the player hate the game. There it is.
Speaker 1: It's a new saying, new thing that all the kids
Speaker 1: are saying. Oh yeah, and they're also saying, I'm back
Speaker 1: on my bullshit. That is a real one. That is
Speaker 1: a real one. I'm back on my bullshit. Over here,
Speaker 1: Chris Crofting is back on his bullshit because he's our
Speaker 1: guest today, but we haven't announced that yet. It's called
Speaker 1: a teaser or is he or is he? Well? What
Speaker 1: if it? What if this was all an elaborate tease
Speaker 1: and then guest with somebody else? Get someone else? Hey, anyways, Uh, Chris,
Speaker 1: my name is Jack O'Brien a k while switch him
Speaker 1: from coffee to match a tea. It's kind of hard
Speaker 1: be and t d z's jack Obe that is courtesy
Speaker 1: a Chevy Spurban and give me a chance to go
Speaker 1: back and watch the Gin and Juice music video, which
Speaker 1: is much funnier than I remembered. Snoop plays a loser
Speaker 1: like the things well, he plays the loser slash a
Speaker 1: little kid, like like a thirteen year old or something like.
Speaker 1: At the beginning, his mom's telling him he has to
Speaker 1: get out of bed, and then like they're leaving town,
Speaker 1: and then she's like, you have to get out of
Speaker 1: the house, and then he goes and rides bikes. There's
Speaker 1: also an implication of like of home alone. When his
Speaker 1: parents leave, he turns out the camera and does the
Speaker 1: home alone right right, It's really funny and yeah, just
Speaker 1: just amazing that that was Stoops Like, all right, my
Speaker 1: first solo single here, here's what we're gonna do. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co
Speaker 1: host Mr Miles grad Are your listens Eat Joe, Apples
Speaker 1: like this, start at the bottom, don't stop, don't quit.
Speaker 1: Apples like this, start at the bottom, don't stop, don't spit.
Speaker 1: Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat
Speaker 1: it now, eat it good. Eat that apple from the
Speaker 1: bottom like you shouldn't. Okay, shout out to me, just
Speaker 1: thinking of my neck, my back and eating apples from
Speaker 1: the bottom. Decide that was yeah, yeah, you are keeping
Speaker 1: it alive. You you tried eating an apple from the
Speaker 1: bottom yet, because you seem it seems to have captivated
Speaker 1: your imagination. No, I'm like a like a conservative who
Speaker 1: heard about gay marriage, you know, I'm like, what the
Speaker 1: heck they're doing? What? And just obsessed, no first hand experience,
Speaker 1: only projecting my own weird shoot, don't do it? And
Speaker 1: oh yeah, living it like that. My dad, I gotta
Speaker 1: ask him. I'm I meant to text him over the
Speaker 1: weekend and be like, can't would you consider eating an
Speaker 1: apple from the bottom just to see what the response was,
Speaker 1: because I feel like you would be confounded I had
Speaker 1: even mentioned the thing. But and your dad is your
Speaker 1: number one at the number one Apple eader in your
Speaker 1: life as number one Apple leader in my life, Apple
Speaker 1: of my Eye, and then you're just watching a bunch
Speaker 1: of videos of people eating apples from the bottom like
Speaker 1: a conservative like this man who's against eating apples from
Speaker 1: the bottom. His hard drive says, a completely different story,
Speaker 1: a different story anywhere, aara bites of apple Footie Miles,
Speaker 1: we have a guest. We're We're always thrilled to be
Speaker 1: joined in our third seat by one of the very
Speaker 1: faces on Mount Zepmore. Also the face on the cover
Speaker 1: of his new book, No Big Deal, which looks like
Speaker 1: I don't know that it is a book that looks
Speaker 1: like it should exist on bookshelves. It's a good looking book.
Speaker 1: I guess it's one way of saying it, but it
Speaker 1: also just it just looks great. Whoever fucking I can
Speaker 1: tell you all about it? Hey, well, you haven't been
Speaker 1: introduced yet at all. I forgot Get behind the Curtain
Speaker 1: boss Man. He's a hilarious stand up comedian, actor, musician
Speaker 1: with a highly rated album on Pitchfork I Think I
Speaker 1: got it wrong last Times at seven seven point seven points,
Speaker 1: like from a normal fuckings, Yeah exactly. You can listen
Speaker 1: to his podcast Colbrew got me like. You can also
Speaker 1: watch him streaming on Twitch with his fancy microphone. Go
Speaker 1: order preorder his new book, The Advice King. It's available
Speaker 1: for preorder on a website called Amazon, as well as
Speaker 1: probably better booksellers. Hold onto your butts because the poetry
Speaker 1: window is open. It's Chris motherfucking Croft. That wasn't great,
Speaker 1: that's so man. You know you're doing well when you
Speaker 1: get bored during your own intro. You're picking your nails.
Speaker 1: And my god, man, oh man, I got so many
Speaker 1: credits that I almost fell asleep during them. He started
Speaker 1: giving me the wrap up right when I said, Hello
Speaker 1: the Internet and welcome to Yeah. I don't get I
Speaker 1: wish I had a daily look. I guess I wish
Speaker 1: I had it. No, I wish I had an A K.
Speaker 1: I was gonna do an a K A and then
Speaker 1: I settled down. I was about to do my own
Speaker 1: fake a k A. Oh hell from a guy named
Speaker 1: you know, like crazy Squid or whatever, crazy crazy Squid,
Speaker 1: like you know, like yeah, even flow. You know I
Speaker 1: got crofton yeah, yeah, like, but it shouldn't be even
Speaker 1: flown to be like Internet flow. You know, something's horrible.
Speaker 1: I can't I don't know me like, Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 1: do it. I've got to get away from Cold Brew,
Speaker 1: got me like as a brand because it's starting to eat,
Speaker 1: starting to you got those notes from big cold Brew
Speaker 1: on your podcast. I haven't for a man who's had
Speaker 1: his life ruined by a cold Brew meme, you would
Speaker 1: think that I would be sponsored, But no, because I
Speaker 1: think everything happens by just me sitting around and waiting
Speaker 1: for people to call me up. And you can see
Speaker 1: what happened to me. I'm fifty two years old, and
Speaker 1: cold Brew no longer has you Like cold Bruce still
Speaker 1: hasn't called me. What. You gotta start tagging, Chris, That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. That's what I don't even know what
Speaker 1: that is you gotta do. I'm not gonna act like
Speaker 1: I don't know what tagging is. I just don't know
Speaker 1: how to do it. I just don't know. We're concerned.
Speaker 1: I'm interested in it, Yeah, interested, I'm curious. I'm interested
Speaker 1: in tagging. I am. I just haven't been able to.
Speaker 1: I see the button, and I'm getting there. Hey, one
Speaker 1: step at a time, all right, Well, Chris, we're gonna
Speaker 1: get to know you a little bit better. In a moment. First,
Speaker 1: we're gonna tell our listeners a couple of the things
Speaker 1: we're talking about today. We're gonna talk about the Republican
Speaker 1: attacks and quotes on Katagi Brown Jackson. Yeah, she said
Speaker 1: to make history as the first black woman to serve
Speaker 1: as a Supreme Court justice, and they got nothing. It
Speaker 1: would appear, but they got a mirror. They're just they're
Speaker 1: they're accusing her of being like a dark money shill.
Speaker 1: So we'll talk about that. We'll talk about the front
Speaker 1: page of Time magazine has the creator of Ethereum, so
Speaker 1: another one of these like leading crypto minds, and he's like,
Speaker 1: oh it is bad. Uh. You know, we're hearing from
Speaker 1: a lot of people who understand crypto, because like that
Speaker 1: is not me. I don't understand all the ins and outs.
Speaker 1: I did watch that feature length explainer on it. The
Speaker 1: line goes up. I've read a bunch of articles. The
Speaker 1: New York Times even had like a thing in their
Speaker 1: business section over the week, and I was like, here's
Speaker 1: the guide to crypto for all you latecomers. So Jackson Palmer,
Speaker 1: co creator of doge coin, we we talked about his
Speaker 1: opinion on yesterday's episode that crypto has a has a
Speaker 1: problem of just immediately gravitating towards the right. And now
Speaker 1: we have this news was like the creator of the
Speaker 1: number two, I think crypto currency, theorium ethereum, and he
Speaker 1: has has some grave concerns. We'll talk about those all
Speaker 1: that plenty more. But before we get to any of that, ship, Chris,
Speaker 1: we do like to ask our guests, and we particularly
Speaker 1: like to ask you, what is something from your search history? Well,
Speaker 1: it's funny because I have lately like I've run out
Speaker 1: of weird ship to like I'm like now googling like
Speaker 1: weird shit, Like I'm out of I'm out of all
Speaker 1: the like Like I was gonna talk about the Theft Pass.
Speaker 1: Do you guys know about see what that's See it's
Speaker 1: like the the at Loft Pass is like the I
Speaker 1: don't know, like the Almond Brothers of the Weird, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like it's like everybody knows they're
Speaker 1: Like Jesus, I think you've I think we talked about
Speaker 1: the last time, but like, did we talk about pass? No?
Speaker 1: We did, pretty sure, I know, and I know that
Speaker 1: three of us have discussed it. Yet we talked about
Speaker 1: the sex position. I made up called the at Loft Pass. Okay, no,
Speaker 1: that would happen when it's just a bunch of people
Speaker 1: in a tent. But uh, the Outlaw Pass, for those
Speaker 1: of you don't know, is like a bunch of Russian
Speaker 1: hikers like in the nineteen seventies ended up just like
Speaker 1: getting fucking well, they died, but they also ended up
Speaker 1: like dead, like in ways that were just like totally crazy,
Speaker 1: like you know, like spread out, spread out over like
Speaker 1: a huge amount of space, and like all of them
Speaker 1: were had different injuries and some of them are like
Speaker 1: naked and stuff, and so anyway that that that, I
Speaker 1: just think it's funny that I've gotten into the like
Speaker 1: I'm the same. I'm like the Outlaw Pass, like I'm
Speaker 1: doing Colbrew got me like the podcast and I like
Speaker 1: to talk about something strange, you know, and I realized
Speaker 1: that I'm into I've I've talked about all the strange
Speaker 1: things and now I'm into hack strange things like hey,
Speaker 1: have you guys heard about the Philadelphia experiment? You know?
Speaker 1: They're like, no way, how about the Rendelsham Forest incident?
Speaker 1: They're all incidents? Uh? Is that the is that the
Speaker 1: like British military? UF? Yes, everybody knows it's horrible. It's
Speaker 1: like after it's like just like where it's like the
Speaker 1: year Punk broke. It's like when Nirvana broke. This side nightmare.
Speaker 1: It's like because now the History Channel's got all this
Speaker 1: ship on blast and if that's the right thing to say, Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you know? I mean I'm kind of a UFO
Speaker 1: head though, which is a cool thing to call yourself.
Speaker 1: But Miles, do you know about that? Uh, the forest incident.
Speaker 1: My boyfriend's a UFO head. All cool, that's awesome, sounds great.
Speaker 1: How rand Forest? You know what I'm talking about? Wait,
Speaker 1: so what's the Randlesome from Harry and the Henderson's Forest.
Speaker 1: Randolsh Forest is like a very believable UFO society where
Speaker 1: like this little fucking UFO that was pretty small actually
Speaker 1: went around in the woods in England and like a
Speaker 1: bunch of people tailed it and like these guys were
Speaker 1: running around. They have it all on audio, like they
Speaker 1: have audio from the recording recording walkie talkie transmissions back
Speaker 1: then on like a reel to reel or something thing.
Speaker 1: But again, it's it's one of these things that you
Speaker 1: see in some of the UFO encounters where It's not
Speaker 1: a thing where somebody's just happens to be walking in
Speaker 1: the forest and like encounters a bright light like both
Speaker 1: this and the example of the tic TAC where like
Speaker 1: the fighter jets were scrambled out to see it, like
Speaker 1: they the UFOs were there for a while, and so
Speaker 1: like that's why they were recording, because they went out
Speaker 1: there to be like there's something very strange going on.
Speaker 1: There's like all these weird lights that are like floating
Speaker 1: through the forest, and we are a military base that
Speaker 1: I believe had like nuclear capabilities. Maybe not, but it
Speaker 1: was a story. Yeah, it's an unbelievable story, but I
Speaker 1: would say it's true unless they were making unless some
Speaker 1: like the ideas. Everybody says it's a weather balloon, you know,
Speaker 1: but that's kind of like nobody believes that everyone knows
Speaker 1: that's right, like tiny weather balloons. The government was like
Speaker 1: created a tiny little UFO that, yeah, like burnt trees
Speaker 1: and like travels around in the woods. Which seems like
Speaker 1: there's no way that that's not a military thing. They're
Speaker 1: not trying to the military. Yeah, military doesn't want to
Speaker 1: check out the woods. I said that three times. That's
Speaker 1: cold brew. That's what I was gonna say. Okay, so
Speaker 1: what I've gotten into is I still I still watched
Speaker 1: abandoned mine videos because they reliably find stuff and I
Speaker 1: am sick of I watched I watched Cursive Oak Island
Speaker 1: for fucking seasons, you know, but I watched it on
Speaker 1: the bootleg version where it's all wavy on YouTube, like
Speaker 1: where they have to shrink that the screen and stuff,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like it's like like a
Speaker 1: couple of cents, Yeah, but like a bunch of swirlies,
Speaker 1: like swirly patterns on the side of the screen or something,
Speaker 1: and they do could kind of do the show backwards anyway.
Speaker 1: So Olk Island hasn't found anything, and like nine seasons,
Speaker 1: I give them credit for, you know, trying, but I'm
Speaker 1: tired of it. And at least at the abandoned minds
Speaker 1: they find a glove, you know, Oh, they'll find like
Speaker 1: a yeah, like a Prince Albert Tobacco tin, you know,
Speaker 1: reliably yeah, And that makes me feel feel The first
Speaker 1: time Chris came on, he was talking about mud larking
Speaker 1: than people fishing around in rivers. I believe at one point,
Speaker 1: what a disrespectful way to describe magnet fishing, magnet fishing.
Speaker 1: People fishing around and magnet fishing. It's only one of
Speaker 1: the top sports in the world. But I feel like
Speaker 1: we're slowly honing in on, we're slowly owning it on.
Speaker 1: Did you not see the limbit pader? Yeah, magnet fishing,
Speaker 1: magnet fishing. Yeah, they stocked the pond. They stocked it
Speaker 1: with like wrenches and lawn chairs. That's all they ever find,
Speaker 1: lawn chairs and wrenches, and they're always like, pretty good day, yeah,
Speaker 1: And I know it wasn't a good day, you know,
Speaker 1: like you if you think a good day, it's finding
Speaker 1: a lawn chair and a wrench. I found three wrenches,
Speaker 1: but they're like on the upside, we got drunk. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's just like regular fishing. Like if it doesn't matter
Speaker 1: what you catch, it's just about how drunk get. It's
Speaker 1: about the about the friends you make. I'm having a
Speaker 1: premonition or whatever it's called when you think you've had
Speaker 1: this exact conversation before. But is there a It makes
Speaker 1: me sad we've had this conversation with Crofton before him. Well,
Speaker 1: we've just done so many shows. My brain is broken.
Speaker 1: But is there a genre where people go into garbage
Speaker 1: dumps and like dig through garbage dumps and like evaluate
Speaker 1: our trash. That would be interesting to me. Well, they
Speaker 1: definitely wouldn't be evaluating it because people like that don't.
Speaker 1: They don't. They just hold it up at the case
Speaker 1: to the camera, like they don't say anything about like
Speaker 1: a story, and the most of the time they're just like, look,
Speaker 1: look at this fucking thing. This is probably old or
Speaker 1: maybe it's not, but I think it is. Well it
Speaker 1: might not be though, could be contemporary, but I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure it's old, or maybe it's not. That's pretty much
Speaker 1: the whole thing. But yeah, people go to the dump
Speaker 1: and find dump cans, like they'll find old beer cans,
Speaker 1: like from because stuff. They're like searching for treasure essentially. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I mean, yeah, you can find I mean dumps
Speaker 1: or I'd like to know the old adage. I'd like
Speaker 1: to go to the dump. They never let me in,
Speaker 1: they said I need a license or something. There's this
Speaker 1: Arizona like sociologist I think is what his profession is called,
Speaker 1: and he evaluates people's trash and like to determine things
Speaker 1: about like modern America based on our garbage, which is
Speaker 1: like the only actually democratic like way to evaluate people
Speaker 1: is through their garbage, because everybody gets their garbage collected,
Speaker 1: but usually the state. You know, well, there's two things
Speaker 1: about garbage. First of all, I read a thing where
Speaker 1: you have they hot dogs have so many preservatives in
Speaker 1: them that you can find a hot dogs in the
Speaker 1: nineteen fifties in the landfill. That's totally fine. Um, I
Speaker 1: don't know if anyone's ever eaten it. Because I know
Speaker 1: there's that guy New England Wildlife and More eats old food,
Speaker 1: but I've never he should do a thing or he
Speaker 1: goes the dump but actually eats food out of the dump.
Speaker 1: But that's a recommendation for New England Wildlife and More.
Speaker 1: If he's watching, he also unclogged culverts. He has a
Speaker 1: whole separate channel devoted to unclogging culverts like he. This
Speaker 1: has been brought to my attention by other people, like
Speaker 1: people like who listen to colverw got me Like, you know,
Speaker 1: they're like, stop talking about the d at Loft Pass
Speaker 1: and start talking about the fact that you're a man
Speaker 1: New England Wildlife and More. The guy who eats old
Speaker 1: food from the nineteen thirties but couldn't get it during
Speaker 1: the pandemic because they canceled the state sales. That man,
Speaker 1: when he couldn't get the old food, started unclogging culverts.
Speaker 1: And he has a girlfriend and they go together and
Speaker 1: it turns out a culvert is a pipe. I thought
Speaker 1: a culvert was like a little ditch or something. A
Speaker 1: culvert is the name of the actual pipe that goes
Speaker 1: under a road. And New England Wildlife and More is
Speaker 1: obsessed with culverts. And he camped out on the culvert.
Speaker 1: He put a tent on top of the pipe, and
Speaker 1: he was like, I'm camping out on top of a culvert.
Speaker 1: It's right underneath me. But he was like he was
Speaker 1: like an achievement. Like it's like but he's genuine, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. He's not doing this as a
Speaker 1: done He's passionate about pipes, like he likes pipes, like
Speaker 1: the pipe. He's like, it's right underneath me. I'm on
Speaker 1: top of the culvert. And you're like, that's what's so confusing.
Speaker 1: But then you realize this is what life's about, you know,
Speaker 1: finding the thing that gives Stop trying to make a
Speaker 1: billion dollars and go to the moon and start getting
Speaker 1: excited about pipes. Yes, I mean that is literally almost
Speaker 1: word for word what I have written later in the dock,
Speaker 1: because I swear to God, because they're like the fact
Speaker 1: that crypto is now has now democratized people's ability to
Speaker 1: make their job like finding ways to game like little markets,
Speaker 1: and so now we have even more brainpower just being
Speaker 1: dumped into fucking bullshit and like gambling markets. Essentially, instead
Speaker 1: of unclogging culverts, they're building a new clover that doesn't
Speaker 1: need to be unclosed. And sometimes like lakes have drains
Speaker 1: in them, like I don't know if you've ever seen that.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that's all about. I haven't gotten
Speaker 1: into it. But he likes unclogged reins and he's like
Speaker 1: when the drain goes, he's like so pumped. And he
Speaker 1: has a girlfriend. I mean, I don't have a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: And this culvert guy, this guy who's got some woman
Speaker 1: who go with him to unclogged culverts, sounds like you
Speaker 1: just switch it up, nailed it. That's just like he
Speaker 1: must be wonderful in bed. That's all I can say.
Speaker 1: He got a girls willing to come with you, He's
Speaker 1: all right. I mean I do have to spend a
Speaker 1: lot of times with pipes, like pipes, he likes to
Speaker 1: unclogged pipes. He doesn't have a whole lot of money,
Speaker 1: he's old food. You know, he's all right, though he's
Speaker 1: not he's nice. So yeah, so he unclogged pipes. He
Speaker 1: also camps out in an abandoned motel, Like he's like,
Speaker 1: there's an abandoned hotel right near this pipe, I want
Speaker 1: to unclogged. And so he stayed in the abandoned hotel
Speaker 1: with a space heater in the room, and he kept saying,
Speaker 1: like what temperature it was. He was like, it's still
Speaker 1: forty degrees in here, even with the heater. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: And he has a girlfriend with him during that, you know,
Speaker 1: just like anything open, Like you know, it's like, my goodness,
Speaker 1: these people are in love. And that's the kind of
Speaker 1: love I want. Yeah, I want the love where we
Speaker 1: both are insane. Yes, I just want to unclogged ship.
Speaker 1: Someone said the only kind of love. Yeah, what is
Speaker 1: something you think is overrated? I was gonna say, well,
Speaker 1: I have some miserable ship, Like I was gonna say
Speaker 1: overrated as America, which I know is tiresome. But I
Speaker 1: was just thinking about the fact that when I was
Speaker 1: working at the wine bar where I work, I overheard
Speaker 1: these people saying that they thought the war in Ukraine
Speaker 1: was a like on purpose to to make the Republicans
Speaker 1: lose the mid terms, which is like America needs somebody
Speaker 1: to fucking slap the fucking ship out of it, like
Speaker 1: it needs somebody. The fact that America has been I
Speaker 1: don't know why, but like I guess because it's remote
Speaker 1: and because Canada, Canada and Mexico are nice, you know,
Speaker 1: they we haven't been attacked. But that's so that's Americans
Speaker 1: have figured out that they have decided that we're just
Speaker 1: like we just get to watch everything like and and
Speaker 1: comment on it like we're we're just like exempt from reality.
Speaker 1: Like I mean that just the idea that everything connects
Speaker 1: to us, Like I mean, Americans truly think, I understand
Speaker 1: every culture probably thinks their culture is probably the only culture.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's a certain amount of that that's just
Speaker 1: like you know, built so they don't you know, so
Speaker 1: they can That is a like stereotype outside of America
Speaker 1: about America, though, like I don't think I don't think
Speaker 1: everybody has the same sickness. Yeah, I mean, I just
Speaker 1: think that that that was the That's that's all you
Speaker 1: need to know about America, how how lost it is
Speaker 1: because it's just been like allowed to pretty much party
Speaker 1: since World War Two. You know, I mean, I know,
Speaker 1: you know, it's really just been a NonStop party around here.
Speaker 1: It's just shopping and pop and bottle and wherever the
Speaker 1: funk else is going on around here, And you know,
Speaker 1: people have decided that we're exempt from reality, and like,
Speaker 1: uh and that and everything in the whole globe has
Speaker 1: to do with like whether or not the Republicans are
Speaker 1: gonna win or whether the Liberals of America are affecting
Speaker 1: like every our control, like Nancy Pelosi started the war
Speaker 1: in Ukraine basically, I mean they're saying that they're like,
Speaker 1: Ukraine is just a front for Hunter Biden. That's the
Speaker 1: only reason it exists so he can have a job.
Speaker 1: That's what they're saying. Like I was invented, disrew disrespectful.
Speaker 1: Can you fucking get to forty million people living in
Speaker 1: Ukraine then to say that the only reason they're even
Speaker 1: a country is because Hunter Biden needs a job. I mean,
Speaker 1: you've gone fucking crazy, and I'm tired of hearing it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just it's just the way you know, speaking, they're
Speaker 1: speaking to people who don't aren't informed. So you know,
Speaker 1: especially like when you hear people talk like that, it's
Speaker 1: like the the their news is like the equivalent of
Speaker 1: like some guy who just got back from his first
Speaker 1: semester of college and took some psyche classes. It was like,
Speaker 1: here's the thing you gotta know, and people just like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would. Of course, I would never say this to
Speaker 1: people who actually know about this topic. I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: to you because y'all are dumber than me. And that's
Speaker 1: how we keep this party going, right. And it's just
Speaker 1: it's just because America for some reason has not had
Speaker 1: any other country arrive in on its soil. And and
Speaker 1: the Ukraine thing, Ukraine thing, the war. You know, it's
Speaker 1: putting a little dent, casting a little paul on their party,
Speaker 1: you know, like there it's ruining their party a little
Speaker 1: bit because they don't quite know what to do with
Speaker 1: Oh and NaN's the only reason that Vladimir Putin is
Speaker 1: like slaughtering civilians is because of the mid terms. You know.
Speaker 1: It's like really, even they're like, damn, that doesn't sound
Speaker 1: like good. Let's just go to the gas station and
Speaker 1: put put Joe Biden stickers on the pumps. That's probably
Speaker 1: their most effective. Yeah, And it's just and from that,
Speaker 1: that's the other The only good thing is like that,
Speaker 1: It's like we have high gas prices, yeah, but we're
Speaker 1: not getting we're not getting fucking killed, you know, And
Speaker 1: it's like there is a little bit of like steam
Speaker 1: out of there. It makes me happy. That happy is
Speaker 1: the wrong word, I guess, you know. It just it
Speaker 1: makes me feel like maybe these people will come around
Speaker 1: to reality. But the problem is that they won't because
Speaker 1: they just not aren't interested in coming around to reality
Speaker 1: because it's all that's why there has to be and
Speaker 1: there doesn't have to be anything. This is like me
Speaker 1: going back to like I'm always like on the show
Speaker 1: being like, remember when I did the live show and
Speaker 1: I accidentally said that's why nine eleven had to happen
Speaker 1: or whatever that's like to make to make Trey Parker
Speaker 1: and Matt's don't stop dressing a drag at the mt
Speaker 1: Music Video Awards or whatever, speculating that Bush did nine eleven.
Speaker 1: That's why I did not speculate about that. Oh Man
Speaker 1: and rehabbing of George W. Bush is driving me fucking
Speaker 1: insane that motherfucker drops a wreath on a Ukrainian Fucking
Speaker 1: that Why is Obama hanging out with fucking George Knows Clinton?
Speaker 1: But it doesn't matter, it's it's all the same. But
Speaker 1: George W. Bush is a war criminal. I mean, without
Speaker 1: a doubt, the man did the same thing that we
Speaker 1: we're lamenting in Ukraine to fucking Iraq. And the only
Speaker 1: reason people aren't upset about Iraq is because the Ukrainians
Speaker 1: look like they are white basically. I mean, it's it's
Speaker 1: there's so much fucking bad ship going on. I am
Speaker 1: like only hoping and I know it's it's probably not
Speaker 1: gonna happen, but that it will bring some people around
Speaker 1: to like, would you shut up about gas prices, you
Speaker 1: fucking assholes. I mean, I'm not saying it's not a
Speaker 1: real thing. Yeah, I understand if if you're if you're
Speaker 1: a person who has no money and you're all of
Speaker 1: a sudden you're gases doubled, I mean, that's a big
Speaker 1: fucking deal. But yeah, but the thing is, that's what
Speaker 1: the But that's the you know why I can like
Speaker 1: why both parties are so good at this ship is
Speaker 1: because they find someone who's about to put it together,
Speaker 1: and they throw some other ship in front of them
Speaker 1: and say, well it's at that don't all right, Well
Speaker 1: that's don't don't arrive at the right conclusion. That's why
Speaker 1: they're going full steven head on the abortion thing. That's
Speaker 1: why they're doing this nonsense with the book banning. It's
Speaker 1: all the same fucking tricks over and over again. Hey,
Speaker 1: don't pay attention to the fact that you know that,
Speaker 1: you know, it's another false problem that I went on
Speaker 1: this wrestler's Facebook one time. Uh, this guy named Dutch
Speaker 1: Mantell and Dutch Dutch Mantell is a guy who is
Speaker 1: a wrestler in the in Memphis and the Tennessee and
Speaker 1: in the Memphis as supposed to Memphis, Egypt. He was
Speaker 1: in Memphis, Tennessee in the eighties, nineteen eighties. And Uh, anyway,
Speaker 1: he's conservative, you know, like all these guys who were
Speaker 1: born you know whatever. He was self made. He was
Speaker 1: born in a shoe box or whatever, and he trained
Speaker 1: in a punched a bunch of meat or something, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, like these stories they have. You know,
Speaker 1: I invented myself as a wrestler. I came from nothing.
Speaker 1: I was born small, I was a baby. I grew
Speaker 1: myself up. You know, it's like, oh, that's crazy now,
Speaker 1: that's what everybody does. I grew myself up and it
Speaker 1: got larger. My feet got big. Yeah, I was born
Speaker 1: to say out and fucking grew myself up, got some
Speaker 1: bigger feet, got some boots on them, went down, what
Speaker 1: left the house? Not like these kids today and stay
Speaker 1: in the house all the time. Uh So, anyway, he
Speaker 1: became a wrestler, which is not exactly like anyway, he's
Speaker 1: got one of those self made stories. So I want
Speaker 1: to check his Facebook out because he was putting a
Speaker 1: saying a bunch of stuff on Twitter about that was crazy,
Speaker 1: you know, like the war Pelosi started the war in
Speaker 1: Ukraine or whatever. And I looked at his Facebook and
Speaker 1: this guy I saw what these people want. Their news
Speaker 1: is completely crazy, like completely they're looking at the news.
Speaker 1: Their news is crazy, like it has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with real news at all. And they get it in
Speaker 1: a big stack that looks just like regular news, like
Speaker 1: my news, and accept it's all from the like crazy
Speaker 1: time Times or the we're in big trouble Donald whatever,
Speaker 1: and there it's just a fucking stack of bullshit. But
Speaker 1: this is what this guy thinks is happening. So he's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Right, like Joe Biden fell down the
Speaker 1: stairs at the at the Eiffel Tower today and his
Speaker 1: pants fell down. This is our president falling downstairs the
Speaker 1: Eiffel Tower and never his butt cheeks out and the
Speaker 1: video is just a cartoon. Yeah, they are all like,
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. What's he even doing there? He
Speaker 1: should be back in America. He's in fucking he's in
Speaker 1: the Eiffel Tower. Even Soup the Ultimate in the trail
Speaker 1: look at him. Oh my god, spy camp footage of Biden.
Speaker 1: It doesn't look like Biden really. All right, let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break. We'll come back and uh hear what
Speaker 1: you think is underrated? And we're back and Chris, as
Speaker 1: you know, we also like to ask our guest, what
Speaker 1: is something you think is under it? Growing up in Connecticut,
Speaker 1: you know, they fucking groom you to be a goddamn
Speaker 1: stockbroker and they're like, listen, man, take it. Take it.
Speaker 1: It's your fucking birthright. Take it. It's the money. It's
Speaker 1: no fun, but you get money. It's no fun to
Speaker 1: be a stockbroker. I don't like it either, but you
Speaker 1: gotta take it, because that's the deal. You take it.
Speaker 1: I'm giving you the key, son, you fucking you know,
Speaker 1: you fucking white Connecticut boy, here's your key to the
Speaker 1: fucking white money. Piece of ship. Take it. It's no fun,
Speaker 1: but you get the money, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't want the money. I
Speaker 1: don't know why, you know, I don't. I want to
Speaker 1: be an artist. They're like you, you want to be
Speaker 1: an artist, you want to break the chain of mediocrity.
Speaker 1: You won't take the key to the stockbroker money, you know.
Speaker 1: And they're so mad, we'll get out of here. You
Speaker 1: a piece of ship. You're a disgrace to the white race.
Speaker 1: You stop broke like the rest of us, and if
Speaker 1: you try and have fun, you will pay. So I
Speaker 1: fucking did it. I tried to have fun, and so
Speaker 1: for thirty years I had to be like them. Be
Speaker 1: they those motherfucker's like Tucker Carlson's, the people I'm talking about,
Speaker 1: these people who are actual white supremacists disguised as traditionalists
Speaker 1: or whatever they like to call themselves, into Western civilization
Speaker 1: or whatever. That that's Connecticut that's the same. All those
Speaker 1: people are like, man, you do the thing, you keep
Speaker 1: things going, you keep the money with us. And if
Speaker 1: you don't do it, you know, there's a real sense
Speaker 1: of that, like you are supposed to take that fucking
Speaker 1: entry into the company that they're giving you, and if
Speaker 1: you don't, they get very angry because they say, oh,
Speaker 1: you're trying to do some different ship and blow the
Speaker 1: whole fucking racket. You're trying to tell people what's up
Speaker 1: you fucking stop broke. Yeah, yeah, it's it's insane. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then you fucking get to get drunk all the time.
Speaker 1: And that's the tradeoff, because that's the only thing we
Speaker 1: find acceptable. You can get drunk as ship and bar
Speaker 1: off all everybody someone China set. You can go to
Speaker 1: someone's fucking Thanksgiving and suck the turkey on the table
Speaker 1: and that's okay as long as it's related to drinking.
Speaker 1: They'll send you a rehab and fucking Martha's vineyard. But
Speaker 1: you have to, you know, anyway, you have to accept
Speaker 1: your birthright of boredom and money and and and and
Speaker 1: and white fucking bullshit. So listen to me. I don't
Speaker 1: want to talk about fucking race, but it is appropriate
Speaker 1: because fucking these people have they really associate this with race,
Speaker 1: and they don't talk about it. But fucking Tucker Carlson's
Speaker 1: letting the cat out of the bag in a big way. Um,
Speaker 1: because there's many more like Dr Carlson. He's not some aberration.
Speaker 1: They just don't usually yell at on TV. They're probably
Speaker 1: mad at him for fucking blowing it, you know, they're like,
Speaker 1: fuck man. Yeah. Anyway, So telling these people after they've
Speaker 1: treated me like an outcast ever since, then they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: here comes this guy who tried to be an artist.
Speaker 1: You know, like, how's it going? Fifty year old? You
Speaker 1: join your life in the fucking gutter or wherever you live,
Speaker 1: you fucking you know, a piece of ship, you low life,
Speaker 1: non stockbroker, fucking I'm gonna have a good time in life, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: And then you go, I got a book coming out
Speaker 1: in vanderd on Vanderbilt because it's only like three things
Speaker 1: those motherfucker's value and that's like a stiff gin and
Speaker 1: tartic and like a really good golf handicap. And good schools,
Speaker 1: which are of course also diploma mills for rich people,
Speaker 1: and and and and you know, Vanderbilt University is one
Speaker 1: of the things they value. And so I get to
Speaker 1: tell those motherfuckers that I got a book coming out
Speaker 1: on Vanderbilt University and all they got is a nine
Speaker 1: bedroom house. Yeah, and you know what, it makes them
Speaker 1: real mad because you know what, my book is gonna
Speaker 1: be on bookshelves forever, right next to the Bible, right
Speaker 1: next to the Bible. You that was actually part of
Speaker 1: your contract. That's what I said. It's got to sit
Speaker 1: next to the Bible. That's what it's called the that's
Speaker 1: what it's called the Bad Bice Bang Bang Theology. So
Speaker 1: so anyway, fucking these people are mad, and they don't
Speaker 1: get it because they know that their nine bedroom houses
Speaker 1: gonna crumble and they're gonna be just a face blanks
Speaker 1: tomb stone that says stockbroker Man zero zero zero to
Speaker 1: zero zero zero and I'm gonna be on the shelf
Speaker 1: of the Bible. And it makes them very mad. And
Speaker 1: they also just wonder what Vanderbilt I'm talking about. It's
Speaker 1: so much fun, it's so much fun to say I
Speaker 1: got a book coming down on Vanderbilt, because they're like, really,
Speaker 1: they don't. It's really like I said, like, I just
Speaker 1: I just commandeered your boat or something like, it's the
Speaker 1: same thing. I've now taken possession of your book. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've taken your boat. You don't have a boat anymore.
Speaker 1: I own it. Yeah, your boat like Lucy's Folly, a
Speaker 1: huge boat you have parked in Westport, Connecticut. Yeah, that's mine.
Speaker 1: Now I own it and I will be sailing it.
Speaker 1: And I also am taking possession of your nine bedroom house.
Speaker 1: That's the next that's the next move. The bad being anthology,
Speaker 1: that's Bully Bible anyway. That that's I was just thinking,
Speaker 1: I just can't underrated as telling rich people that you
Speaker 1: have shipped coming out on Vanderbilt University when they thought
Speaker 1: you were a sleeves bag your whole life. There you
Speaker 1: go just because you want a stockbroker. You're not a
Speaker 1: sleeves bag. You're just not a stockbroker. And they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh mr, oh, Mr Freedom, Oh Mr wants to have
Speaker 1: a fun life and ruin everything and ruined Western civilization. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that feels surprisingly close to like the like when you
Speaker 1: read histories of like the CIA, or like people and
Speaker 1: skull and bones. Yeah, like what they would say, like
Speaker 1: word for word to each other, like it's a very serious,
Speaker 1: not like an unspoken thing that they don't consciously think
Speaker 1: out left. No, Western civilization is something those will consider
Speaker 1: to be handed down through those societies through fucking you
Speaker 1: know whatever. It's just through lacrosse teams and through all
Speaker 1: these like what does lacross do with anything? You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Well, it all brings us back to
Speaker 1: the diat love past, which I think, No, we need
Speaker 1: to we need to talk about what's happening in the news.
Speaker 1: Let's let's talk about the Republican Party's attacks on Katuanji
Speaker 1: Brown Jackson, set to make history as the first black
Speaker 1: woman to serve as a Supreme Court justice. And yeah,
Speaker 1: they don't really have shipped, so they're they're coming with
Speaker 1: the she is funded by dark money, which is pretty
Speaker 1: fucking wild coming from a party that is basically doing
Speaker 1: the bidding of a handful of like a hundred really
Speaker 1: wealthy people. At the end, I mean, this is the thing,
Speaker 1: you know, like, she's she's imminently qualified. She has more
Speaker 1: experience even for sitting justice is judicial experience than for
Speaker 1: sitting justices. So yeah, the attacks aren't going to really
Speaker 1: be on the merits at all. It's just gonna be
Speaker 1: to find a way to maybe get some whip up,
Speaker 1: some outrage, get some people out there to say like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is bad because dark money things. So, first off, McConnell,
Speaker 1: the second that she was announced, Mitch McConnell said, quote,
Speaker 1: she was the favorite choice of far left dark money
Speaker 1: groups that have spent years attacking the legitimacy and structure
Speaker 1: of the court itself. Dark money groups attack. I think
Speaker 1: I've heard that before. Laura Ingram, even before she was announced, said,
Speaker 1: whoever Biden's pick would be quote the product of a
Speaker 1: shady network of dark money groups that are working to
Speaker 1: subvert not just to change or add to our judiciary,
Speaker 1: but to change our entire system of government and frankly
Speaker 1: our entire way of life. And you know, again, just
Speaker 1: to check their resume is really quick, okay, Mitch McConnell, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you were big in undermining campaign finance stuff. You're a
Speaker 1: big and of Citizens United. Okay, you're the lord of
Speaker 1: conservative dark money entering Congress. Chack. Ingram also works for
Speaker 1: Coke funded dark money group, and it's still very tied
Speaker 1: closely to that group. So it's one of these things
Speaker 1: like you're saying they're just they just all they can
Speaker 1: do is just project and it just sounds so absurd.
Speaker 1: Now here's the thing. That's not to say that there
Speaker 1: aren't Democrat dark money groups. They're fucking are. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: know very well about these groups, but in terms of
Speaker 1: like the judicial fight, they haven't been around as long,
Speaker 1: especially not the ones conservatives are pointing to, as long
Speaker 1: as like the conservative sort of judicial reform groups that exist.
Speaker 1: The funny thing is like, if anything, the democratic groups
Speaker 1: are just like modeling what they're right has been doing.
Speaker 1: They're like, Okay, so this is how we're going to
Speaker 1: fight over the constitution through this arena. Okay, now this
Speaker 1: I guess we all have to move like that. So
Speaker 1: just to pile onto the irony of this, the dark
Speaker 1: money line of attack is being amplified and funded by
Speaker 1: dark money the right. So it's, uh, yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: a very very very frustrating moment because again, I think
Speaker 1: the other things that make a lot of people scared
Speaker 1: of her on the right, they're not it's scared of
Speaker 1: the reason they see like, oh, this person is has
Speaker 1: their head on straight is that she spent her time
Speaker 1: as a public defender and that's rare. The last Supreme
Speaker 1: Court justice who was a public defender was fucking third
Speaker 1: Good Marshal. So that's the last time. Because everything is
Speaker 1: like this prosecutor to judge pipeline. There's report from the
Speaker 1: Center for American Progress, so that only about one percent
Speaker 1: of all federal appellate judges spent the majority of their
Speaker 1: careers as public defenders. Yeah, eight of all federal judges
Speaker 1: are farmer public defenders. Now that means are coming from
Speaker 1: you know, I like to lock up poor people background,
Speaker 1: and now I'm the judge who decides what sentences are.
Speaker 1: When you look at the fact that one of, if
Speaker 1: not the biggest problem that we have as a society
Speaker 1: is the caging of human beings, the like unprecedented, like
Speaker 1: a historic caging of human beings like her, you know,
Speaker 1: nomination and confirmation feel like way, way more important because
Speaker 1: like that's yeah, it makes sense that we have that
Speaker 1: problem when everybody who moves up is a prosecutor, and like,
Speaker 1: being a prosecutor is the only way you can get rewarded.
Speaker 1: So that I mean, I don't I don't think I
Speaker 1: realized how rare it was until you put the story together.
Speaker 1: How nasty can you be as a prosecutor, because then
Speaker 1: we want that mindset into the people who are determining
Speaker 1: sentencing and keeping up the prison industrial complex essentially. And
Speaker 1: I think the other thing is they see, you know,
Speaker 1: you know, for Catansi Brown Jackson, she inherently understands the
Speaker 1: need for public defenders, especially when people of color, black
Speaker 1: people intersect with the legal system. She's like, this is
Speaker 1: this they can they will fucking treat you like subhuman,
Speaker 1: do whatever they can just to get a verdict and
Speaker 1: then move on to the next thing without any consideration
Speaker 1: of what the facts are and like due process. And
Speaker 1: I think that's why you see like the lines of
Speaker 1: questioning that she's faced from conservatives in her past confirmation hearings.
Speaker 1: They like weaponize the fact that she's like defended people
Speaker 1: who like had no like legal recourse because that's like
Speaker 1: one of the few things guaranteed in the Constitution, which
Speaker 1: is like, well, if you can't defend yourself, a public
Speaker 1: defender will be appointed to like handle your case. And
Speaker 1: so they ask your stuff, like, you know, because she's
Speaker 1: she's represented people who are like in get Mo, They're like,
Speaker 1: do you so do you agree with nine eleven terrorists
Speaker 1: that you've represented, or the fact that she's a public
Speaker 1: defender opens up to lines of questions like are you
Speaker 1: soft on crime and you think criminals should be released
Speaker 1: basically like immediately and that's your idea of how like
Speaker 1: society works, and god disgusting. I mean, Luckily she's used
Speaker 1: to dealing with this kind of racist bullshit, so she's
Speaker 1: you know, I think last recently she was asked like,
Speaker 1: did you ever participate in a riot? Because someone asked
Speaker 1: and like, no, it's not serious. And the problem with
Speaker 1: you know, you've got dark money everywhere because of Citizens United,
Speaker 1: So you know, until we get money out of politics,
Speaker 1: it's almost impossible to even be invested in this stuff
Speaker 1: without getting just depressed and and and and and to
Speaker 1: fight that depression and to try to be engaged and
Speaker 1: to really elect people who care is such a such
Speaker 1: a herculean task. You know, it's to like go against
Speaker 1: all this all this money, it seems like a waste.
Speaker 1: I mean, it really is like close to like throwing
Speaker 1: your hands up, because when you see what they did too,
Speaker 1: how they blocked Obama's appointee whatever his name was, you know,
Speaker 1: and yeah, he was now the Attorney General, who I'm
Speaker 1: not a fan of really what he's doing, you know. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I just think it's it's really hard to um none
Speaker 1: of this is serious, Like Republicans are not serious. They're
Speaker 1: they're fucking all because they're all paid for. They're all
Speaker 1: just like guys that are just and women who are
Speaker 1: just paid to be incendiary and to distract from reality
Speaker 1: and to use terms like court packing, which is just
Speaker 1: like fucking thing they came up within a fucking focus group,
Speaker 1: you know, or whatever. You know, it's like this hugely
Speaker 1: this great term for something that needs to happen or
Speaker 1: else we're just gonna have like half the country being
Speaker 1: ignored because the Supreme Court is mostly conservative. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's just all. But the main thing is the way
Speaker 1: they treated the way they confirmed Cony Barrett in five seconds,
Speaker 1: the way they fucking the the way they ignore the
Speaker 1: real evidence about Kavanaugh and let this guy say he
Speaker 1: loves to drink beer fifty times during his fucking confirmation hearing.
Speaker 1: Just just you can't even say in any job interviewity
Speaker 1: to like question someone who has more a judicial experience, yes,
Speaker 1: And so to see them doing this, I think even
Speaker 1: they know this is not going on, not gonna work
Speaker 1: because it's so transparent. But it's depressing to see. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's all because of our money. Yeah, where this goes,
Speaker 1: I mean it potentially, you know, I think there's there
Speaker 1: have been right up sort of talking about this sort
Speaker 1: of this appointment and how really now that the Supreme
Speaker 1: Court is really just a place for for for the
Speaker 1: left and the right to argue over what the actual
Speaker 1: constitution is. That's all this, that's all the Supreme Court
Speaker 1: has been like sort of distilled down to. It's like, no,
Speaker 1: this is where we come with our competing definitions of
Speaker 1: the constitution and how that works. So we can use
Speaker 1: that to sort of dictate what the laws are based
Speaker 1: on the decisions made by these justices. And yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not really too ensure equitable outcomes because yeah, once the
Speaker 1: money is involved, it's more it makes more sense for
Speaker 1: these people who run industries that are you know, invested
Speaker 1: in destroying the environment and things like that. It's like, well,
Speaker 1: if I have these politicians here, they'll think that the
Speaker 1: real tug of war is over this ship and not
Speaker 1: the fact that we're just extracting massive amounts of profit
Speaker 1: from the earth. Well, also screwing it up or any
Speaker 1: other industry maybe you're making weapons or whatever. But it's
Speaker 1: been Yeah, it's been effective to the point that, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it. Christi're like, what, well, also, white Christian
Speaker 1: fundamentalism is all running through that, not by accident, like
Speaker 1: the Federalist Society and Mopus Day, whatever the hell that is.
Speaker 1: Like they're they're like these religious orders that produced judges
Speaker 1: and they funnel them directly to Trump. And that's how
Speaker 1: we end up with like Amy Conan Barrett, who was
Speaker 1: like in a fucking cult who's now a Supreme Court justice.
Speaker 1: I mean, and you've got these people who are actually
Speaker 1: I think they can they're actually excited about the end
Speaker 1: of the world. So they're they don't care about sucking people,
Speaker 1: dumping shit and fucking streams or anything else that you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like they're like, yeah, go ahead
Speaker 1: to destroy the environment. It's great because then Jesus will
Speaker 1: come back because the environment's supposed to be fucked up
Speaker 1: during the brimstone times. Like they're like, the air is
Speaker 1: supposed to be full of brimstone, but if it has
Speaker 1: to be like you know, fucking industrial waste, that'll be
Speaker 1: the same. I love that they're trying to trick God.
Speaker 1: They're just like, God, look look Brimstone. He's like I said,
Speaker 1: fucking Brimstone, not know two and but he's gonna look down,
Speaker 1: he's gonna be like, listen, I don't know. It looks
Speaker 1: like Brimstone to me. Let's go, let's start, Let's start
Speaker 1: the rapture. They read revelations and just started like doing
Speaker 1: the rabbit up sign, like can we get this going?
Speaker 1: The U. S Embassies in the right city, the the
Speaker 1: skies black. I say, let's start the fucking rapture, bring
Speaker 1: it home. We tricked God from Crisscroft and that you
Speaker 1: can take out of context anytime. What did I say
Speaker 1: something bad? I don't know what happened, but totally yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's it's it's insane because there is
Speaker 1: a healthy board part of the Republican Party that thinks
Speaker 1: that chaos is good because it will trick God into
Speaker 1: thinking it's time for the revelation. That is that is
Speaker 1: such a big problem if you have people who are
Speaker 1: nihilists on the Supreme Court, and I believe there are
Speaker 1: because Christian the Christian End Times philosophy is just nihilism. Redressed,
Speaker 1: and it's thinking that these people are fucking sexually frustrated
Speaker 1: because of Christianity. They want to be torn limb from limb.
Speaker 1: Do you think Mike Bens doesn't want to be torn
Speaker 1: limb from limb? He give his right arm. I mean
Speaker 1: that's a joke, give his right arm from limb. Wait,
Speaker 1: but then you're tearing yourself limb from limb. See yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know these these people want like the rapture
Speaker 1: is the closest they're going to get to a hand
Speaker 1: job basically. Right, Mike Benz is like, I can't wait
Speaker 1: till a charry it runs over my dick. Those horsemen
Speaker 1: sound sexy. There's four of them. That sounds like too
Speaker 1: many for me to fight off. Let's take a quick
Speaker 1: break and we'll come back and talk about other aspects
Speaker 1: of the apocalypse we find ourselves in. And we're back,
Speaker 1: and this is just a quick one we we had talked.
Speaker 1: I was I was prized to read in an article
Speaker 1: about how crypto and you know and f t s
Speaker 1: and just blockchain monetary value tends to flow right word.
Speaker 1: I was surprised to read a quote from the co
Speaker 1: creator of doge coin saying, after years of studying it,
Speaker 1: I believe the cryptocurrency is an inherently right wing, hyper
Speaker 1: capital capitalistic technology built primarily to amplify the wealth fits
Speaker 1: proponents through a combination of tax avoidance, diminished regulatory oversight,
Speaker 1: and artificially and forced scarcity. So that's one of the
Speaker 1: big creators being like, oh this is this isn't good,
Speaker 1: but like that, one of the top two minds in crypto,
Speaker 1: the creator and founder of Ethereum, whose name is Metallic
Speaker 1: bou Terran like created Ethereum, which is now like the
Speaker 1: second most valuable crypto behind Bitcoin, is basically saying I'll
Speaker 1: just read a direct quote from him. He's on the
Speaker 1: cover of Time magazine and basically said the print headline
Speaker 1: is the Prince of crypto has some concerns, and he's saying,
Speaker 1: if we don't exercise our voice, the only thing that
Speaker 1: the only things that get built are the things that
Speaker 1: are immediately profitable, and those are often far from what's
Speaker 1: actually the best for the world. But yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: but his general point of view on the whole thing
Speaker 1: is that it's becoming just like a gambling thing. It's
Speaker 1: like quick profits, there's no oversight, there's nothing steering it
Speaker 1: in a direction that is like high minded or you know.
Speaker 1: The reasons he initially got involved and like has been
Speaker 1: this like visionary in this industry was because he was
Speaker 1: interested in like doing you know, having crypto backed elections
Speaker 1: and things like that that just made things less centralized,
Speaker 1: more secure. And it's it's just, first of all, the
Speaker 1: the if we don't exercise our voice caveat at the
Speaker 1: beginning of his thing is it feels pretty weak to
Speaker 1: me because it's you know, veguas fun but also sounds
Speaker 1: a lot like it just reminds me of like the
Speaker 1: early days of you know, social media with like Mark
Speaker 1: Zuckerberg and like don't be Evil being Google's motto, and
Speaker 1: it's it's just like we've got to exercise their voice.
Speaker 1: But like what what does right Like the at the
Speaker 1: very like cellular like basic level, the thing that the
Speaker 1: engine that is driving crypto is the profit motive, and
Speaker 1: the thing that he is objecting to is the profit motive,
Speaker 1: which is also wild because that Time magazine issue was
Speaker 1: released as an n f T. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just like so weird too, because he's like, man, it's
Speaker 1: the dystopian potential for crypto and blah blah bla. And
Speaker 1: then it's like, yeah, yeah, they'll exploit this album. This
Speaker 1: this magazine covered also being n f T for someone
Speaker 1: to buy two. But that's cool n f T s man.
Speaker 1: The whole thing is just like sucking, just more ways
Speaker 1: for rich people to it ends up. I think this guy,
Speaker 1: I understand this guy probably thought this was like a
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like Nirvana thinking like when they started playing,
Speaker 1: you know, they thought that this was going to cause
Speaker 1: a revolution and people would stop being hair metal bands,
Speaker 1: nobody more, everybody would be more real, you know, but
Speaker 1: it got co you know. Then next thing, you know,
Speaker 1: there's a runways. Yeah, there's like grunge fashion models, like
Speaker 1: you know fashion Week in Paris. You know, it's he's
Speaker 1: like the same. It's like, you know, it's like the
Speaker 1: idea that crypto would be a different, democratizing currency, but
Speaker 1: instead it's become you know, immediately it's just pounced on
Speaker 1: by a million fucking dicks who want to just you know,
Speaker 1: who just figure out it's a way to launder money.
Speaker 1: It's a way to it's a it's a way to
Speaker 1: trick people who are have no money into buying some
Speaker 1: more ship that they can then you know, it's another
Speaker 1: pyramid scheme. Unfortunately. Yeah, Like he does seem to be
Speaker 1: like if there was a person who would be capable
Speaker 1: of like kind of figuring out the right ways to
Speaker 1: use this, he seems like he would be that person
Speaker 1: in a lot of the things he says, but he
Speaker 1: just hasn't been able to do it. Like it's I hope,
Speaker 1: so yeah, I hope somebody figures out how to do
Speaker 1: something that would you know, shake up ship. But you know, no,
Speaker 1: I just I just I think it's a bummer like
Speaker 1: n f T s bumm me out because it's just
Speaker 1: like I mean, it's like anything. It's like if you
Speaker 1: if you know somebody who has a bunch of money,
Speaker 1: you can sell an n f T to them. But
Speaker 1: if you don't, then if you're a poor person and
Speaker 1: you fucking you know you don't, it's a it's a
Speaker 1: it's another access to wealth thing. You know. It's like
Speaker 1: if I had an n f T, you know who
Speaker 1: am I gonna sell it to? You know, like an
Speaker 1: oligarc that I know. No, you have to know somebody
Speaker 1: who's like a fucking has enough money to throw away
Speaker 1: on a fucking digital photo. I mean it's just like
Speaker 1: there's nothing about n f T S that's but it's
Speaker 1: not just a digital photo, Chris. What you're doing is
Speaker 1: you're buying something that could have potentially exponential like a
Speaker 1: value explosion. And yeah, may look, you may see the
Speaker 1: lines go up and down, butter really, at the end
Speaker 1: of the day, I mean, what you're holding onto is
Speaker 1: something is a seed that could turn into an entire worrest. Okay, okay, Boomer,
Speaker 1: you know you see that, you see like Jimmy Kimmel
Speaker 1: doing that, Not Jimmy Kimmel, I always Jimmy Fallon doing
Speaker 1: the n ft AD with the fucking chimp with fucking nuts. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's when, like I think you'd hope most people be like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is some weird rich people trying to be like
Speaker 1: hey listen up, bores. Yeah, I bought up cartoon ape,
Speaker 1: like for a lot of money. You should all do that.
Speaker 1: Like what money would you be talking about, Mr? Fallon?
Speaker 1: That we have to blow on a cartoon ape which
Speaker 1: now costs like some of them cost a million dollars each. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's like who you know? You know, It's another
Speaker 1: thing where it's like who you know, right, but I
Speaker 1: hope somebody and I don't know anything about bitcoin, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll be left on the street corner if
Speaker 1: there's you know, I'll be on the street corner fucking
Speaker 1: dancing for change if there's a if the world goes bitcoin,
Speaker 1: because I don't know how to get any Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know how to mind bitcoin. I don't even have
Speaker 1: to mind regular But even if you did, like that, Like,
Speaker 1: so that's the thing that the Time Magazine article, it's
Speaker 1: actually a pretty good article for Time Magazine, I will say,
Speaker 1: and I don't think I've ever said that before, but
Speaker 1: they're typically a garbage publication. They did a good job
Speaker 1: with this article. But they the things they point out
Speaker 1: are like the ecological side effects, the fact that it's predatory,
Speaker 1: the fact that it's largely white males like taking advantage
Speaker 1: of this and like getting rich off this, the fact
Speaker 1: that like what they're doing with their profits seems to
Speaker 1: be buying super yachts and lambos. Like that's and yeah,
Speaker 1: the just like the standardship, but I just wanted to
Speaker 1: go back to something I mentioned earlier, but like this
Speaker 1: is also creating a massive market where some very smart
Speaker 1: people or you know, people who might have otherwise have
Speaker 1: an inspiration to create a uncloggable tunnel or you know
Speaker 1: some some ship, yeah colvert, like those people are now
Speaker 1: just focused on like tracking the fucking lines of like
Speaker 1: what what what's happening with crypto? And it's not I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's just it just feels like it's this
Speaker 1: dead end that our culture is increasingly you know, because
Speaker 1: capitalism is the singularity that everybody was worried about for
Speaker 1: so many years in sci fi, Like capitalism is that,
Speaker 1: and it just continuously finds a way to replicate itself
Speaker 1: and you know, lead us into more you know markets
Speaker 1: where are more like futures where the the entire thing
Speaker 1: is just capitalism and nothing else and there's no no
Speaker 1: good being created by this and probably a lot of
Speaker 1: when people don't have, like when the norm is many
Speaker 1: people experiencing lack, then suddenly the emphasis is like trying
Speaker 1: to come out of that. And then you see all
Speaker 1: these weird these you know, get rich quick schemes that
Speaker 1: are around people, and it makes sense that people like, well,
Speaker 1: then I guess this is where to put the energy,
Speaker 1: because that's I'm gonna pull myself out of this, that's
Speaker 1: because that's what my day to day existence is is
Speaker 1: not having ships. So this is the thing that's being
Speaker 1: like waved in front of my face. Then yeah, that's
Speaker 1: all the attention is going to go there, because all
Speaker 1: the attention is on the bigger issue, which is everyone
Speaker 1: is lacking. Everyone is experiencing lack. Yeah, because people's day
Speaker 1: to day they can't get ahead. So and and they
Speaker 1: really can't. They're in debt. Most people are in debt,
Speaker 1: you know, that's what So they they took, they took
Speaker 1: all you know, they they basically they've drained they've looted
Speaker 1: the consumers of America like they when they were and
Speaker 1: when they had no more money, they gave them subprime mortgages.
Speaker 1: When they had no more money, they gave them loans.
Speaker 1: They gave everybody in America's in debt. Like the debt
Speaker 1: is through the roof. So they these like the last
Speaker 1: frontier is like let's now dangle get rich quick schemes
Speaker 1: in front of these people to take even whatever's left,
Speaker 1: you know, like because they don't have any other they don't, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because they don't see a day to day way out
Speaker 1: of student loan debt, regular debt, car loans, whatever it is.
Speaker 1: They can't get ahead because wages are stagnant. So they
Speaker 1: just are like like, like how evil capitalism has become
Speaker 1: because it's just it's not really a thing. It has
Speaker 1: no soul. It just does what. You know, somebody's gonna say,
Speaker 1: here's an idea of how we can get the last
Speaker 1: penny from these people, will dangle these get rich quick schemes,
Speaker 1: you know, and and then the old thing, Well, I
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that, but I mean somebody's
Speaker 1: gonna do it, so I might as well do it,
Speaker 1: you know, somebody can. Yeah, and and and it's just, uh,
Speaker 1: I think about that with like fame. Now, why everybody
Speaker 1: wants to be famous, it's not because they want to
Speaker 1: be famous, they want to be safe. Yeah, Like fame
Speaker 1: is not like people just it's it's like hunger games
Speaker 1: in the sense that people who stand celebrities are standing
Speaker 1: them because they're safe. They're like love them and they're
Speaker 1: happy for them because they are safe, they have healthcare,
Speaker 1: they have you know, that is not what It's not
Speaker 1: art anymore. It's like survival. It's a contest. And and
Speaker 1: I hate that because I mean it's like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just think about that lately, just that that that
Speaker 1: celebrities are just safe people. I mean, Maria Bamford had
Speaker 1: that bit a long time ago about Jennifer Andiston just
Speaker 1: being the monkey that knows where all the bananas are.
Speaker 1: Like she was like, it makes sense for as humans
Speaker 1: that we would look to the people who know where
Speaker 1: the resources sources are and basically chase them. So she's like,
Speaker 1: you look at Jennifer Andiston, she definitely has she knows
Speaker 1: where all the bananas are. She's the monkey that knows,
Speaker 1: so you're gonna follow her. But it's like watching like
Speaker 1: you know, any celebrity now, Like I can't stop thinking
Speaker 1: Aboutdua Lippa because she came to Nashville and everybody filmed
Speaker 1: her on stage, and I saw a crowd, you know,
Speaker 1: filming her And I don't know any of her songs,
Speaker 1: and I'm not particularly angry at Dua Lippa, but she
Speaker 1: it seemed like the fan energy was more just like
Speaker 1: I wish I was her because she's safe, she has everything.
Speaker 1: Look at how beautiful she is. Look at her beautiful clothing,
Speaker 1: look at her beautiful you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 1: she is living the I wish I could live, and
Speaker 1: the only way I can get it is either through
Speaker 1: some hail Mary passed, like buying crypto or a fucking
Speaker 1: virtual ape, or or just being famous. Like maybe I
Speaker 1: can become a celebrity and then I'll have healthcare. And
Speaker 1: that is not that is crazy because that corrupts art completely,
Speaker 1: and art is so important. There's no culture, and this
Speaker 1: is what I mean you're talking about this. There's no
Speaker 1: culture when capitalism takes over everything, and culture is what
Speaker 1: keeps people. That's the reason to be alive, you know,
Speaker 1: like it's a culture is what we're all feeling the
Speaker 1: lack of. When I feel sad right now, it's because
Speaker 1: there's no culture anymore. There's just anger and money and
Speaker 1: all these things. But those aren't That's not culture anyway,
Speaker 1: you know, it's just stuff I think about when I
Speaker 1: think about fame. Now, I definitely think that, and I'm
Speaker 1: part of it too. I'm like, you know, I want
Speaker 1: to be safe. I bet if I'm famous, I can
Speaker 1: get good health care and you know, get a hair transplant,
Speaker 1: a good looking one. Not one of those sing her jobs. Oh,
Speaker 1: not one of those broom, No, not one of those
Speaker 1: like broom bristles stuck in your hair. I want that
Speaker 1: fucking McConaughey hair. Yeah, that motherfucker was bald. You want
Speaker 1: that Antonio Banderis that motherfucker was bald? I want people
Speaker 1: to know that, Yes, he was sucking bald, and he
Speaker 1: says it was those he said he got here's what
Speaker 1: he said. And I'm a bald guy, so I know
Speaker 1: all the ship. I'm like the fucking bald police, because
Speaker 1: when you're a bald guy, you want everybody else to
Speaker 1: be bald and you want to take him down. Oh
Speaker 1: look at Mr Hair, Oh Mr Hare with his wife
Speaker 1: and kids. Uh, I'm looking at you. I'm looking at you,
Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien, I'm looking at you, Mr Hare. So yeah,
Speaker 1: so I'm like always observing, you know, like just checking
Speaker 1: out people's hair to see if it's real. And anyway,
Speaker 1: with McConaughey, man, I was like, what the funk that
Speaker 1: guy went bald? I was psyched, right, Yeah, I'm like,
Speaker 1: he's gone, he's out, you know, he's off the list,
Speaker 1: out of the game. Yeah, he's not gonna get him
Speaker 1: why and uh and then uh and then uh and
Speaker 1: then mcconne a loser, gets his hair back and it
Speaker 1: looks great and and he says it's because he took
Speaker 1: propitia because he had like, like, bullshit, that's a weave
Speaker 1: and it's a beautiful one. And I want to know
Speaker 1: where he got it. And if you're listening to McConaughey,
Speaker 1: I know I Heart Radio has got a lot of
Speaker 1: celebrities in there. You probably have a podcast. I want
Speaker 1: to find out where you got that thing. You can
Speaker 1: DM me. Yeah. And the other thing actually one of
Speaker 1: our new interns, he's worked for us. Good you guys
Speaker 1: are doing. Oh he's an intern because he lost his hair.
Speaker 1: Oh he ran out of those pills. Couldn't the supply
Speaker 1: chain took away his hair? Podcasting can give him easy
Speaker 1: access to hair loss ads. Fucking I was investigating Chris
Speaker 1: Martin from cold Chris Martin from Coldplay has a fucking
Speaker 1: hair weave. Yeah. Do you think it's a weaver? Do
Speaker 1: you think it's uh, it's surgery? Whatever it is. It
Speaker 1: looks so funny because it's like two I was. I
Speaker 1: saw a picture of him, He's promoting the new record,
Speaker 1: and I was like, wait a minute, where do you
Speaker 1: get like kids hair? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, it looks like
Speaker 1: he's got like fucking seventeen year old hair and and
Speaker 1: and he's like, I don't know, sixty five or something.
Speaker 1: And anyway, I just noticed and I looked it up
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, Yeah, that's not
Speaker 1: his real hair, because this hair wine. Whenever you see
Speaker 1: a hairline, it's too uniforms. My mom taught me all this.
Speaker 1: She's always fucking pointing out people. She's like, that's a weak.
Speaker 1: She's been doing that her whole life. I don't know why. Well,
Speaker 1: Chris as always a true pleasure to have you. You
Speaker 1: are my mom's favorite guest. Are you serious? Yeah? That's happy.
Speaker 1: She loves that's so great. Is she single? Yeah? Wait,
Speaker 1: I'm on, I just ask you just single. That doesn't
Speaker 1: mean anything. You can ask, that's not against the LAWD
Speaker 1: asked that. Yeah, you are now my dad's least favorite.
Speaker 1: But that makes me happy. No, I'm trying to hope
Speaker 1: your parents are so happy. And I don't want to
Speaker 1: do anything. I don't want to. I don't know where
Speaker 1: they are. You know where they are, and we'll keep
Speaker 1: it that way. O'Brian is not your last name anyway,
Speaker 1: you probably have deep cover, right, come on, fake, just
Speaker 1: like my hair. That's not that's real hair. I could tell.
Speaker 1: I'm so jealous, So I'm angry. Not just shut up,
Speaker 1: don't lie to me. That The whole time I'm on
Speaker 1: this zoom, I'm just seething, drinking more colebrew, hoping it'll
Speaker 1: cause growth. Where can people find you and follow you?
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Speaker 1: is there a tweet or some of the work of
Speaker 1: social media. Yes, this is from someone named at shocks
Speaker 1: s h o c ks. A lot of folks convinced
Speaker 1: they could survive the collapse of civil society seem unable
Speaker 1: to survive five dollar gas. Like that's the fucking whole
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Speaker 1: miles Where can people find you? What the tweet you've
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Speaker 1: Miles of Gray. Also the other pod for twenty date
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Speaker 1: Mad Boost These that's coming soon. More to come on
Speaker 1: that one. Uh. Some tweets I like. First one is
Speaker 1: from at nets Underscore tweeted selling my degree still in
Speaker 1: good condition, never been used, not like a good sales
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Speaker 1: Lily Yilly tweeted my love language is cooking elaborate meals,
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Speaker 1: you can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien.
Speaker 1: A couple of tweets I've been enjoying. Cat Algarista tweeted,
Speaker 1: takes a long drag off cigarette. Yeah, I know the
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Speaker 1: It doesn't do anything. Don't to me to the number
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Speaker 1: I was like, how about that. I got one other one.
Speaker 1: I forgot Brendan Brendan Cooney and I feel like he
Speaker 1: deserves a shout out because he's a funny comedian. He
Speaker 1: also does great tweets, but it's kind of hard. It's
Speaker 1: a visual one. But it's a picture of like one
Speaker 1: of those Americana ladies, like one of those white like Venice,
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Speaker 1: it is a song that we think you might enjoy myles,
Speaker 1: what song do we think people might enjoy? Uh? Listening
Speaker 1: to the new Rosaliah album over the weekend. The album
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Speaker 1: lot of you know, Japanese stuff in there, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: for the visuals and some of the stuff in the videos.
Speaker 1: But this is called SalCo and it's a Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a fun track. It's only like only two minutes or something,
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