Speaker 1: Well, hello class, Yes, the substitute is in the building.
Speaker 1: You know. Welcome to Season to twenty seventh, episode one
Speaker 1: of the Daily Zie Guy start production of Bike Heart
Speaker 1: Rate d YO. This is the podcast where we take
Speaker 1: a deep dive into America's shared consciousness. It's Monday, March seventh. Two.
Speaker 1: You know what that means. It's the day my parents
Speaker 1: split up, y'all, March seventh. I remember very well, if
Speaker 1: you remember a couple of years ago, I called my
Speaker 1: dad on this day to ask him how he felt
Speaker 1: about it, and it was a real heart to heart.
Speaker 1: Go back to that episode, I thought maybe two years ago.
Speaker 1: But anyway, shout out to my parents who get along
Speaker 1: now and everybody's living their best life. But I will
Speaker 1: never forget. Break your neck by Buster Rhymes was playing
Speaker 1: on the radio. My dad pulled the car over at
Speaker 1: the park to be like, hey, let me I'll act
Speaker 1: you real quick. Um now, trauma side bus the bus
Speaker 1: break your neck too. I mean, whenever I hear that song,
Speaker 1: it's weird. I have a vision. Of course, Dad is
Speaker 1: telling me he has another pan. Welcome, Welcome. It wasn't
Speaker 1: a whole family, don't work, but welcome. My name is
Speaker 1: Miles Gray. Hey, k a, hey, I'm Andrea Agassi and
Speaker 1: this is crazy, but this ain't my hair because I'm balding.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's hard to win slams when you're wigs failing,
Speaker 1: But this ain't my hair because I'm balding. Maybe Okay,
Speaker 1: shout out to Johnny Davis on the discord we were
Speaker 1: talking about Andrea AGRESSI is like wig that he used
Speaker 1: to wear and play with while competing in professional tennis,
Speaker 1: and apparently it almost cost him a Grand Slam final
Speaker 1: because his wig was not agreeing with him. So anyway,
Speaker 1: keep your wigs on point, everybody, especially if you're competing
Speaker 1: at the highest levels of tennis. I am thrilled to
Speaker 1: be jointed today by my guest co host the people
Speaker 1: who when I was out, You're like, man, just just
Speaker 1: make this person, just just replace Miles with this person.
Speaker 1: And I was like, hey, you know, I could use
Speaker 1: a break, but for this is one of my favorite
Speaker 1: people to have on their media takes infallible, their movie
Speaker 1: taste infallible, their sneaker game taste, their game bonkers. Okay, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: You know her from you know any I mean, producing
Speaker 1: damn near every hit podcast out there, you know, a
Speaker 1: media critic in her own right. Please welcome the brilliant, talented,
Speaker 1: hilarious and why wonderful friend Joel Monill. You know her
Speaker 1: as the Marvel defender akllpstick Don. What's up? I feel like,
Speaker 1: why doesn't everyone just call Beyonce's hair person? If Beyonce
Speaker 1: think it has six fans on her and be flipping
Speaker 1: upside down and sweating for two and a half hours straight,
Speaker 1: you can play a tennis match and still look fly.
Speaker 1: I wonder do you think it's like like she probably
Speaker 1: has all like the top week people cornered like on contracts,
Speaker 1: like you don't funk with anybody else, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? And that's why everything, Like women move like that,
Speaker 1: like it's it's very in our DNA to be like,
Speaker 1: you need a hair person, I got six braiders. Who
Speaker 1: what kind of style you're trying to do? This one
Speaker 1: does the best, but this one doesn't cheapest, Like we're ready,
Speaker 1: we're constantly stacked. I feel like we don't really hoard
Speaker 1: our hairstyles unless I don't like that. But I mean,
Speaker 1: but this is one I'm saying because I'm sure like
Speaker 1: on some level being I wonder how many people Beyonce
Speaker 1: has been through and like they just know like one
Speaker 1: thing and they're like, oh, that person is gone after that.
Speaker 1: I do feel like Beyonce is like, you don't funk
Speaker 1: up the hair like I mean, she grew up in
Speaker 1: a hair song. I once saw her cut an angled
Speaker 1: bob in like in the moment, like not a plan,
Speaker 1: like Okay, we're gonna cut and probably about she just
Speaker 1: picked up some scissors and was like straight down. I
Speaker 1: was like, what are you doing? And then I'm amazing.
Speaker 1: And then behind the scenes video from me myself and
Speaker 1: I you can see her like she has the longer
Speaker 1: wig on and then she's like, you know what, this
Speaker 1: really needs to be an angled bob and she does
Speaker 1: it in two seconds. She's just standing up while they're
Speaker 1: like fixing a light in the background. It was so impressive.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, why doesn't she put that in this
Speaker 1: part of her show? Like she has a fan come
Speaker 1: on stage, She's like, I'm gonna give you an look.
Speaker 1: What are you feeling today? Child? Can you imagine if
Speaker 1: was doing hair like Team's sing your hair? I would
Speaker 1: love to it. And who's that? Oh, we know who
Speaker 1: that is? This is uh, Virginia's very young legendary comedian.
Speaker 1: You might know him from various state I mean this
Speaker 1: is if you if you if you've seen stand up anywhere,
Speaker 1: chances are you've probably seen this man. And if not,
Speaker 1: maybe if you've kept your eye on the YouTube's and
Speaker 1: internet videos, you might know him from his award winning
Speaker 1: series Thug Notes as as Sparky Sweets. I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe you do, maybe you don't. Maybe you heard him
Speaker 1: on this show. Maybe if you've seen his wonderful art.
Speaker 1: This man is not just a comedian. He is a
Speaker 1: talented visual artist as well. He got a whole redlining
Speaker 1: series that's amazing, taking historical people, very significant black figures,
Speaker 1: and talking about the neighborhoods they're they're from and showing
Speaker 1: how redlining has affected it. It's wonderful. How could you
Speaker 1: not have this art if you give a funk and
Speaker 1: you're socially aware. Please welcome today's guest, the brilliant, talented
Speaker 1: and somebody I've known for ages. Now. It's wild to
Speaker 1: see us reconnect here as on a podcast, but please
Speaker 1: welcome Greg Adway. Yeah, Hey, thank you, miss how sweet
Speaker 1: man man. Congratulations on your wedding thank you, I mean,
Speaker 1: which is wild because I met my wife on YouTube
Speaker 1: Nation where we first met. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was
Speaker 1: one of the producers on there. So this was like, look,
Speaker 1: look look at us, Come off, Look look I got one.
Speaker 1: I've been made. It'll be a year in April. I
Speaker 1: got one. Tip. People always say don't but people always
Speaker 1: say don't go to bed angry. But that's bullshit. You're
Speaker 1: gonna go to bed angry. That's just all happen. Don't
Speaker 1: even sweat that. The real tip is brain food home
Speaker 1: all the time. Always bring a pizza, Bring some time food.
Speaker 1: If you're coming home and your wife just at the crib,
Speaker 1: bring some food. Dog. I'm always like whenever. The thing
Speaker 1: I do is always like find uh Like she she
Speaker 1: likes chocolate, so I was trying and buy like chocolates.
Speaker 1: When I'm out. If I see something like interesting candy bar,
Speaker 1: I'm like, let me get that, let me bring that
Speaker 1: home real quickly. That's like, you know, the love is
Speaker 1: still there when you think about something that I just
Speaker 1: want you to have this. I just deserve this. You
Speaker 1: deserve this. And and please don't mind the fact that
Speaker 1: the new Grand Tarismo game just came out and my
Speaker 1: PS five is calling my name. That's not why I
Speaker 1: bought this. I'm just saying, please keep this in mind.
Speaker 1: When I vanished for hours at a time, screaming because
Speaker 1: my Toyota Yaris isn't performing the way I needed to
Speaker 1: in the corners, all that happy to have quiet time,
Speaker 1: she was like, yeah, for real, I mean, I don't know,
Speaker 1: do you get this, greg like be I don't know
Speaker 1: how on you are, but there I have, like you know,
Speaker 1: as a comedian, sometimes I'm get in the mood and
Speaker 1: I can't stop being silly, And there are times where
Speaker 1: she's like, hey, can you just shut the fun up
Speaker 1: for a second, Like, but this ship is funny to me.
Speaker 1: My wife is always like, shut up. I think it's
Speaker 1: keep that y'all think that's because you're comedians, right, we're
Speaker 1: I'm an immature boy who likes to just talk nonsense NonStop.
Speaker 1: It's really what it is. I think those differences some
Speaker 1: people leverage that into somewhat of a career and don't.
Speaker 1: And then you use excuse, I mean comedy rather than
Speaker 1: I don't know when to shut up? I get paid
Speaker 1: to do this, girl? Yeah, you like, oh man, Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll see. This is why Jil is here to keep
Speaker 1: us grounded and also keep us realizing we ain't ship
Speaker 1: true story. Actually, before we talk to Greg, we got
Speaker 1: to talk about what we're talking about. First. We're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about how porn Hub and only fans have ended
Speaker 1: up being a unlikely source of information for Russian people
Speaker 1: trying to learn more about what is happening. We'll also
Speaker 1: talk about this lady that kidnapped herself oh and then
Speaker 1: got caught. I mean, the audacity, it's but you see
Speaker 1: it a lot in this country. And remember that American
Speaker 1: trucker convoy when they were like, yeah, man, we need
Speaker 1: the trucker conboy here. Well, I forgot about it already
Speaker 1: because nothing fucking happened with that. And we'll talk about
Speaker 1: how sad that ship ended up, and then we'll debunk
Speaker 1: another myth coming out of Ukraine. Unfortunately, I'm sadly. I
Speaker 1: know everybody loved retweeting this ship, but Ukrainians are not
Speaker 1: actually selling Russian tanks on eBay. Okay, we'll get into that,
Speaker 1: But first Greg, what is something from your search history
Speaker 1: that is revealing about who you are? All right? Uh?
Speaker 1: Simi Potier passed away recently, right, m So, I love Sidney.
Speaker 1: That's one of the reason I got some like the
Speaker 1: acting game. And I found one of his his his
Speaker 1: movies Paris Blues YouTube. I don't know if a lot
Speaker 1: of people have seen Parents Blues. It's Paul Newman's and
Speaker 1: it Diane Carol is in it, and it's all about jazz.
Speaker 1: Louis I'mstrong is in it. It's black and white. I
Speaker 1: love black and white films, and it's just a dult movie.
Speaker 1: It's it's if you watch the movie today, it talks
Speaker 1: about a lot of the issues that's going on right now,
Speaker 1: and uh, it's just beautiful. And yeah, I watched that
Speaker 1: movie the other day. That's like one of the last
Speaker 1: It's like on one of my tabs right now. And
Speaker 1: I love jazz. I'm I'm a jazz dude. I don't
Speaker 1: even I listen to jazz probably more than anything right now. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 1: any jazz, like any specific artists, trios, mostly old school
Speaker 1: bebop jazz, you know, I mean, of course, I mean Coltrane, Miles, Cannonball, Adelie.
Speaker 1: I just you know, I'm just old man. I can't
Speaker 1: be driving down the street listen to uh, shooting nigg up,
Speaker 1: shoot the nigga up, and I get bad because I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna be can't be driving in l A listen
Speaker 1: to that because I'm just gonna Oh yeah, there's a
Speaker 1: time and a place. There's a time and a place.
Speaker 1: You know. Sometimes you're about to go into a pitch meeting.
Speaker 1: I need to get all that, like like big ship,
Speaker 1: big talk energy, like your main and that's the media.
Speaker 1: But then sometimes you just try to like Ellie's a
Speaker 1: dope place to d to drive around. You just pop
Speaker 1: into Colonious Monk and like drift too, that's drift like
Speaker 1: drift racing. Huh not. Actually you're like just drift into
Speaker 1: something like one hand low on the steering whe are
Speaker 1: not racing. I'm doing I'm shutting the intersection down with
Speaker 1: these slide shows. Yeah, City Partier is a revelation though,
Speaker 1: like seeing him like just walk and like stand and
Speaker 1: like oh yeah, like you see a black dude carry
Speaker 1: themselves like that. Ever, I came to Paris Blue so late,
Speaker 1: like I got introduced to you know, Lily's the Field,
Speaker 1: Older Blackboard Jungle first, and then my dad turned me
Speaker 1: on to In the Heat of the Night where he
Speaker 1: slaps a dogshit out of a police office. That a
Speaker 1: man in the fifties and a tight suit just back
Speaker 1: in there like a white Southern basist officer. It gives
Speaker 1: you strength. It feels real good. He wasn't supposed to
Speaker 1: do Oh that, this man can't take me in a fight,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna just do it. Because that you have
Speaker 1: to ask the studio if it's in the script. Studio
Speaker 1: is gonna be like, white people aren't gonna like that,
Speaker 1: so you gotta do it. In the moment, you're like,
Speaker 1: how about hand? Sorry, man, I went off book there,
Speaker 1: I went off. My bad Joe character just gets at you.
Speaker 1: Sometimes this method it happens, you know, it happens. You
Speaker 1: know what I love though two, Like you're saying you
Speaker 1: found that you found the whole movie on YouTube called Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's always pleasant when you find a whole fucking movie
Speaker 1: on YouTube. You're like, fun, I know who has this,
Speaker 1: and you're like, I guess the studios really don't give
Speaker 1: a funk about this, right veloaded always a pleasant surprise. Okay,
Speaker 1: moving on, what's something Greg you think is overrated celebrity
Speaker 1: breakups from Time of It? Talking about it? This ship
Speaker 1: is this Kanye ship with Kim, it's like everybody forgot
Speaker 1: about their breakups, you know what I'm saying, Like, every
Speaker 1: time I watch Kanye do some ship like data girl
Speaker 1: that looks just like him, it just makes me think
Speaker 1: about my ex. You know, like after I broke Jasmine
Speaker 1: broke up with me, I went searching for Jasmine replacements.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm like, I've been there, dog, I
Speaker 1: know that feel, and it's sad. I don't want to
Speaker 1: want to think about. Was that in the time of
Speaker 1: social media where you could even post your like, uh,
Speaker 1: look at me jazz man with my new jazz Man
Speaker 1: Facebook around, But I won't do that because but I mean,
Speaker 1: we all got that energy though, like doing dumb breakup
Speaker 1: ship and it's just sad man ship a cute well
Speaker 1: I think also to like there's also this whole dimension
Speaker 1: that's missing of like being like, yeah, what Kanye West
Speaker 1: is doing is actually like criminal, you know, based on
Speaker 1: what Kim is saying and what like what her interactions
Speaker 1: with him have been, and also like we suddenly forgot
Speaker 1: you like this man is struggling with his mental health. Man,
Speaker 1: look at him, He's sloppy. You're like, it's a little
Speaker 1: bit deeper than that. It's also interesting for a world
Speaker 1: so like help Benton, Like, look at what we did
Speaker 1: to Brittany. It was awful. We have like multiple documentaries
Speaker 1: about it, and they're like, oh, but also do that
Speaker 1: to Kanye because it's fun. It's like, it's weird to
Speaker 1: see the analysis and the practice happening in the exact
Speaker 1: same time without any awareness of each other. I think
Speaker 1: it's just like that's where misogyny works against him, right
Speaker 1: where it's suddenly like they're like, wow, look that guy's
Speaker 1: just doing what he wants to do, and there's like, no,
Speaker 1: you know, there's that that would never enter the conversation,
Speaker 1: whereas I feel like with Brittany is like a lot
Speaker 1: of concern, trolley shame kind of stuff, and now you
Speaker 1: have because like really everybody said, it's like he needs
Speaker 1: less yes people around him. He needs less shitty improvisers
Speaker 1: just to quit yes ending his worst ideas. But I
Speaker 1: guess that's where that ship takes you. There some there's
Speaker 1: some video. What was the headline about him having a
Speaker 1: video where like Pete Davidson is being like buried alive
Speaker 1: or some new money with the game. He decapitates Pete
Speaker 1: Davidson and then just holds his head. This breakup ship
Speaker 1: if you've decapitated their new man in effigy, Yeah I would.
Speaker 1: I wrote poems about my ex girlfriend's new boyfriend and
Speaker 1: then did it and talked about on the show yesterday.
Speaker 1: But it's just him on TV. It's just you know,
Speaker 1: it's like, come on, man, you gotta do something nice. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of when I when I whenever
Speaker 1: I like I'll go through a bad breakup, or when
Speaker 1: I was like my last bad breakup. I just I
Speaker 1: was just like I remember driving around, like playing the
Speaker 1: weirdest music with tears in my eyes people around Rigo,
Speaker 1: I feel it. Yeah, And I didn't have that back there, Olivia.
Speaker 1: I could have used you in two thousand seven, but
Speaker 1: you weren't around. Yeah, you may have been barely born.
Speaker 1: I needed you. Instead. I had smashing Pumpkins melancholy in
Speaker 1: the infinite sadness, and yeah, Apple, there was like one
Speaker 1: there was like this one fucking what song was it
Speaker 1: by Nelly for Tato that like, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: just made it a breakup? No, you know, have you
Speaker 1: ever just made a song a breakup? Way too much.
Speaker 1: When you're in your feelings, you put way too much
Speaker 1: emotion behind rings that don't mean what you're feeling, but
Speaker 1: it's close enough. Yeah, it was like that songs like
Speaker 1: so afraid of what people might say, but that's sokay
Speaker 1: because everyone to human. Remember that song that was on
Speaker 1: an album that had to say it right on it,
Speaker 1: where it's you man, It was on that album. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that one, I was like, okay, that that would
Speaker 1: you don't like anything. I was saying, like, you don't
Speaker 1: know in my mind, I'm like, you don't know the
Speaker 1: pain I mean right now. And then this other one,
Speaker 1: I just made it my own breakup song and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't even know how, but anyway, we need a
Speaker 1: breakup mixtape just everybody's your favorite friends breakup songs, right mixtape,
Speaker 1: but also like, but only tracks that aren't seen as
Speaker 1: traditional breakup songs. That's okay, That's what I'm really interested in.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what have you co opted to song and
Speaker 1: recontextualized because that I think is the the underrated quality
Speaker 1: of pain me myself at Joel was just talking about it.
Speaker 1: That's like, that's one of my uh, that's a breakup
Speaker 1: one for me. Yeah, I like that one. That one
Speaker 1: gives you power though out, just like filling in. I
Speaker 1: got it. I'll take my ship and go right. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: I'm still like a listening to Tyrone somehow. Come on,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I need Tyrone. She's talking to me, all right, Greg,
Speaker 1: what some of you think is underrated? I think olives underrated?
Speaker 1: I think brooms underrated. Thank god. Oh, I think oatmeal
Speaker 1: is hella underrated? It's so many things it's underrated. Dog Wow,
Speaker 1: hold on, okay some of these listen lists. Yeah, first,
Speaker 1: I mean olives, I feel like they're properly Are you
Speaker 1: saying we have new uses for alives that we're not
Speaker 1: thinking about. I just don't think olives get the love
Speaker 1: that they deserve. Man, Olives are so fucking bombed, just
Speaker 1: like I mean, the olive oil is bombed. Just dipping
Speaker 1: in bread, I mean, come on, that's just like and
Speaker 1: then the olive as a as like olive, it's just bombed.
Speaker 1: You eat that with prescribe beat or just eating by itself. Man,
Speaker 1: it's just so good. Is your favorite kind of olives?
Speaker 1: I like them black ass juicy olive, you know, and
Speaker 1: the nut don't even take the meat off with it.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just the nut just comes off. I
Speaker 1: like the black and dark purple ones, the Colorado Yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: different at olives. I like it. Olives. I listened at first,
Speaker 1: I was gonna do because I was like, olives are
Speaker 1: weird to me because I don't know how they ended
Speaker 1: up in alcohol. I don't know why that became a decision.
Speaker 1: And I think that unless they're like super finely chopped
Speaker 1: and mixed into something almost like an anchovie, I don't
Speaker 1: want to discern that I'm consuming in anchovie. But if
Speaker 1: it's like cut up into something, oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: pretty tasty. I feel the same way about olives. But
Speaker 1: then you mentioned olive oil, which is like the king
Speaker 1: of like cooking oils, and then I got it. I
Speaker 1: was like, just on the strength of olive oil alone, yes,
Speaker 1: the olives under ready, How how it supports the base
Speaker 1: of it your entire like not just Italian kitchens, but
Speaker 1: like American camels. You need it unless you're cooking, unless
Speaker 1: you're frying, you know, because it can't do high temperature.
Speaker 1: Now you know that's you know a job for peanut
Speaker 1: oil or canola depending on your preference. Yeah, I love
Speaker 1: all ofs I like, I really like these. I've had
Speaker 1: these Spanish olives that are stuff with anchovies that are
Speaker 1: really good that like someone from Spain was like, you
Speaker 1: gotta funk with our olives and I was like, okay, sure,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, damn, this is all I want to eat,
Speaker 1: and like to the point about it being at a bar.
Speaker 1: Love a dirty martini. I love a little bit of
Speaker 1: all of Brian. I think I'm just I think I
Speaker 1: just hooked on salt, to be honest, Yeah, what can
Speaker 1: you do? What can you do? And also brooms? Why
Speaker 1: did you say broom? Like I feel like, are you serious?
Speaker 1: We don't. I mean, I mean I've been sweeping my
Speaker 1: whole life, right, And if you think about it, brooms
Speaker 1: have been around for a long time, but it's only
Speaker 1: relatively recently in history that we get it. They're like
Speaker 1: six foot top poles, so we don't have to bend
Speaker 1: over while we sweep, right, And I think, really, again,
Speaker 1: just on the strength of that pole and not have
Speaker 1: to do backbending labor to try to sleep your floors.
Speaker 1: I mean, also, a push broom. Have you ever stop
Speaker 1: the floor the fresh broom and you're like, damn, why
Speaker 1: did we invent back here? You got it unlocked. It's
Speaker 1: by like they don't. I mean, I love I love
Speaker 1: a broom. Dog. I got like four Yeah, what's your okay,
Speaker 1: so what's your what's your method for putting you getting
Speaker 1: in the dustpan? Oh? I got man. I mean I
Speaker 1: got like a I got like an iron like a
Speaker 1: like a steel you know, like you got that the
Speaker 1: ship you cook with the set cast a skillet. I
Speaker 1: got a cash iron dust pan what outside use only.
Speaker 1: And then I got some plastic ones. And then I
Speaker 1: got like a like a carry dustpan because I feel like, okay,
Speaker 1: but you know what I'm talking about right right when
Speaker 1: you get to the dust pan, you'll get most of
Speaker 1: it to the to the lip of the dustpan. Then
Speaker 1: you move the dustpan. Then there's that thin little bit
Speaker 1: that didn't quite get it. You got like a little broom,
Speaker 1: like a little wo like a dirt devil just prepared. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: whip it up with the broom. Yeah yeah, I love
Speaker 1: I love a good broom. And you know what's kind
Speaker 1: of funny when you when you like you live with
Speaker 1: somebody and you see that they have no broom skills.
Speaker 1: That's sucking sad. That's like you're really you're telling on
Speaker 1: yourself when you see something like people they just start
Speaker 1: in the middle of the floor instead of like getting
Speaker 1: an edge. Yeah, big ass motions, Like you're not pushing
Speaker 1: it bit by bit. You're just like out here like
Speaker 1: painting the floor with the fucking broom. Now there's just everywhere.
Speaker 1: It's completely defeating the purpose of what you started this
Speaker 1: task in the first place. Yeah, I guess. I remember
Speaker 1: seeing like one of my first roommates, like you know,
Speaker 1: you know, Sam to cleaning the apartment or whatever, and
Speaker 1: they were fucking up on broom like as if I'm
Speaker 1: like Myles David's leading a fucking quintet or something. I'm
Speaker 1: like sucking up on base. He's like, yo, you know
Speaker 1: the chart, now, let's go with it, but like sucking
Speaker 1: up on broom. I was like, this is fucked up.
Speaker 1: And it was so the second I saw I said,
Speaker 1: this is that this person ain't ship. They hadn't they
Speaker 1: didn't have to do ship in their life. They never
Speaker 1: worked a fucking day and they like the fucking around
Speaker 1: on broom like that. It takes the game, man. I know.
Speaker 1: Look and I'm see I'm getting home excited about broom talking. Yeah. Well, also,
Speaker 1: I think you know you said you've been like sweeping
Speaker 1: your whole life. I remember very quickly just being yelled
Speaker 1: at from my like both sets of grandparents on my
Speaker 1: broom skills as a kid. Like this is a very
Speaker 1: black slash immigrant slash black immigrant experience of being like,
Speaker 1: you don't know how to like clean your space. What's
Speaker 1: going on? It's weird. And look, you know, I see
Speaker 1: I see many broom styles out there. But all I
Speaker 1: need to say is if you don't be caught out
Speaker 1: there lacking on your broom skills, because you will be judged.
Speaker 1: You will be judged. It's so easy, it's so it's
Speaker 1: it's I don't even know. And I get if you
Speaker 1: have mobility issues, that's one thing, but broadly, like I
Speaker 1: really need to know if you don't have broom skills,
Speaker 1: what happened. I'm blaming on your mama and I don't
Speaker 1: want to go there, but you know what we just did.
Speaker 1: I know it's your mama fault. Look at you on
Speaker 1: the broom like that, like what Like I grew up
Speaker 1: wealthy and I'm like, that's still that's okay, that's a mistake. Anyway.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll be right back and we'll talk about
Speaker 1: some news right after this. And we're back right when
Speaker 1: we left. I said, we're in the break and then
Speaker 1: Greg just goes and oatmeal too. Man. Wait, we're not
Speaker 1: even recording. You really had to get that one in there.
Speaker 1: You see my father eat anything else except for he
Speaker 1: eats oatmeal occasionally. I'll have a turkey sausage patty. I'm side.
Speaker 1: That's his breakfast. If we go out and old meal
Speaker 1: is not an option, he's not eating breakfast. He's like
Speaker 1: this is He's like, this is not a restaurant. Oh
Speaker 1: Bill is the ship man? Oil is so good? Keep
Speaker 1: your cholesterol low, He's good. Man. You know, how do
Speaker 1: you just eat a plane? What do you do to
Speaker 1: judge it up? I mean, I put a little. I
Speaker 1: put sugar in mine. That's that's it. Brown sugar, just
Speaker 1: like straight up sugar. He's like straight up splendor, like yo.
Speaker 1: I love brown sugar, you know, but I'm like brown
Speaker 1: sugar like black women. Sometimes it's just like, oh girl,
Speaker 1: are you too fine? I gotta I gotta put some
Speaker 1: too much. Let's see what's going on, girl, I got
Speaker 1: scaled back and go for Braxton out of here. I
Speaker 1: gotta put on this white sugar up, man, are you
Speaker 1: too much? Too much brown sugar? And shout out to
Speaker 1: all the old meal people out there. Seven My dad
Speaker 1: included also, he man, I don't what is it? What
Speaker 1: about oatmeal? It's easy too, It's just hot water. Oh
Speaker 1: do you ever put milk in it just to give
Speaker 1: yourself a little bit of a luxury meal, a little bit,
Speaker 1: you know, some oat milk and keep it, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: okay and sugar. Yeah, alright, Well, shout out to the
Speaker 1: National Association of Oatmeal Makers for sponsoring that segment. But
Speaker 1: now let's move on to the anti war efforts of
Speaker 1: adult performers. So Russia has restricted news from the outside
Speaker 1: at a pretty aggressive rate, but you know, they're part
Speaker 1: like they're doing everything they can to keep people from
Speaker 1: understanding all the dimensions of this invasion. There was recently
Speaker 1: a bill that was passed that like could potentially land
Speaker 1: Russians in jail for like up to fifteen years if
Speaker 1: they tweet out of pocket about the war. And we've
Speaker 1: seen thousands of people arrested for protesting. So basically, you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's these people are living in an information
Speaker 1: desert where the only things that are sort of readily
Speaker 1: available to you or traditional propaganda channels. Facebook has been restricted,
Speaker 1: I think Twitter has been like basically blocked. Also, independent
Speaker 1: news is inaccessible. The BBC has like reintroduced their short
Speaker 1: wave radio like in World War two, so people can
Speaker 1: get some kind of information. But the one place that
Speaker 1: is that is still able to offer people a glimpse
Speaker 1: into what is happening is on sites like porn Hub
Speaker 1: and Only Fans. You know, there was an effort of
Speaker 1: people to do things like do you go into like
Speaker 1: yelp on Russia and leave reviews and post pictures of
Speaker 1: what was happening in Ukraine or going on Google Maps
Speaker 1: and posting in Google Maps, but then Google kind of
Speaker 1: locked shut that kind of activity down. So now we're
Speaker 1: seeing some Russian and Ukrainian adult performers using the platforms
Speaker 1: to like upload vlogs like on their Only Fans that's
Speaker 1: like alive to the to the date, to the moment
Speaker 1: up dates about like what they're going through in Kiev
Speaker 1: or or other parts of Ukraine. And in some instances
Speaker 1: on porn Hub, people are just uploading straight up footage,
Speaker 1: like news footage of what's happening, just to be like,
Speaker 1: there's a video site that the Russian government hasn't completely
Speaker 1: cracked down on. Checked this out, and it seems to
Speaker 1: be somewhat effective, you know, because people are kind of
Speaker 1: paying attention. Now, how many of those people are actually
Speaker 1: viewing this content from Russia, you know, stands to be
Speaker 1: known and still unknown until this point. But it's one
Speaker 1: of these things that we're kind of seeing many people
Speaker 1: having to get a little bit more creative with how
Speaker 1: they're able to get content out. And I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 1: you know what, we have sex workers another one there.
Speaker 1: Somebody was saying the other day and I'm sorry I
Speaker 1: can't remember who it was on Twitter, but they were
Speaker 1: talking about how in times of crisis, sex workers are
Speaker 1: typically the best advocates because they're so frequently in crisis
Speaker 1: and under threat of like imprisonment, and so they have
Speaker 1: like these systems that work almost autonomously out already set
Speaker 1: in place for like notification and um legal aid and
Speaker 1: all kinds of other things. So sex workers really putting
Speaker 1: it down in sex workspace, really holding down for it
Speaker 1: for us in difficult times as always. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry to do this, dude, but what about the safe
Speaker 1: space from jerk Offers? What do you try to if
Speaker 1: you Russia? Right? A crazy man? I just need to
Speaker 1: get one out, you know what I mean. I need
Speaker 1: the politics out of here. And it's like, oh man,
Speaker 1: I can't go no one, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: But do we think that's on the main page though?
Speaker 1: I feel like you got to search for it. Sexy
Speaker 1: step Mom teaches man a lesson, and I am now
Speaker 1: seeing tanks roll into sin. They're like, you know, and
Speaker 1: unfortunately think the jerk Offers unfortunately are not the allies
Speaker 1: that in an alliance with in this instance. But it's
Speaker 1: it's even wild the thing too, because we don't we're
Speaker 1: still not really sure what the real you know, or
Speaker 1: how widespread the anti war sentiment is in Russia. We
Speaker 1: definitely see people protesting and there are protests. Is it
Speaker 1: arriving to like the you know, hundreds of thousands of
Speaker 1: people or millions? Not quite, But that's also because the
Speaker 1: government is very repressive and we'll just beat the funk
Speaker 1: out of you for for getting out there. And you
Speaker 1: do see a lot of instances or a lot of people.
Speaker 1: You know, I saw this one headline of this Russian
Speaker 1: woman who was stranded in Ukraine once the invasion began,
Speaker 1: and she was calling her mom in Russia, and her
Speaker 1: mother in Russia did not believe what she was saying
Speaker 1: because of what she was seeing on TV. And she's like,
Speaker 1: I'm your daughter. She's like no, no, no, that's not
Speaker 1: what they're saying on TV. And so there's even those
Speaker 1: kinds of things to overcome. It's just, uh, it'll be
Speaker 1: interesting to see like how all of this evolves. But again,
Speaker 1: this isn't to speculate on what the outcome is. Domestically
Speaker 1: bad relationship, right, you call your mama, That's not what
Speaker 1: they're saying. Seeing it, she's like, you did this last time.
Speaker 1: Every time. He said, well, you need to borrow five
Speaker 1: hundred bucks too, because the war broke out where you
Speaker 1: You did this last time, Julia, We're not doing it again.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know what it is, but
Speaker 1: that is it is a I think it's it's a
Speaker 1: few things where you know, older generations of Russians have
Speaker 1: definitely through the generation seeing how bad it can be
Speaker 1: to speak out and go against what sort of like
Speaker 1: the state sponsored narrative is but you but it's mostly
Speaker 1: the You see a lot of younger people who I
Speaker 1: think are kind of just like I am really having
Speaker 1: trouble seeing what my future is in this country, and
Speaker 1: maybe this is an opportunity to speak out. But yeah,
Speaker 1: still very scary, and thoughts and prayers for all those
Speaker 1: people around the world global strife, because it's not just there. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's talk about something a little bit lighter, which is
Speaker 1: the story of Sherry pet Pini. You guys hear about this,
Speaker 1: you heard not heard about this? Okay, Well, back in
Speaker 1: she went missing in early November. There was a huge
Speaker 1: search man hunt to try and find her and maybe
Speaker 1: the people responsible for a kidnapping. She she popped up
Speaker 1: on the side of the road twenty two days later,
Speaker 1: about a hundred fifty miles from her home. She had
Speaker 1: injuries from being bound. She looked believably like injured. She
Speaker 1: apparently had a branding scar on her shoulder. And people
Speaker 1: were relieved, and then law enforcement began their search for
Speaker 1: the kidnappers and they were coming up short just trying
Speaker 1: to figure out who could have done this. We're not
Speaker 1: seeing a lot of ways to figure out how to
Speaker 1: like triangulate and bring these people in, even though she
Speaker 1: gave a very vague description of two Hispanic women with
Speaker 1: bandanas over their faces that kidnapped her. Then last week
Speaker 1: they made an arrest and it was Sherry Pappini herself
Speaker 1: for staging her own damn kidnapping. And it turns out
Speaker 1: she made all that ship up and was staying with
Speaker 1: an ex voluntarily as the search went on for her
Speaker 1: in And the thing that they're saying in these in
Speaker 1: in these articles about it is the FBI showed up
Speaker 1: in right and they said, hey, we're having a lot
Speaker 1: of trouble, like like corroborating your story. And in fact,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real, we have and we have more
Speaker 1: evidence that suggests you may have been involved with this.
Speaker 1: And she did the and the normal thing that any
Speaker 1: scumbag lawry would do and doubled down on that ship,
Speaker 1: even though they said, before you answer, now before you
Speaker 1: have to remember, lying to a federal investigator is a crime.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna say it one more time. Lying is
Speaker 1: a crime. And I'm telling you we have evidence that
Speaker 1: you may be involved. Now do you want to change
Speaker 1: your stories? She said, no, it was them I don't
Speaker 1: know what to say, and they got her. She's now
Speaker 1: facing twenty years in prison. And not just and not
Speaker 1: just for like the wasted resources of like people trying
Speaker 1: to find her. She was also grifting money from the
Speaker 1: Cowlifornia Victims Compensation Board and took and she she got
Speaker 1: thirty thirty dollars. But this is my thing, what's it?
Speaker 1: What was this all for? Because you only they're saying
Speaker 1: she only grifted, she was only able to get thirty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars pay it out over the last couple of years,
Speaker 1: and now she could be going to jail for I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know, like she's blond and blue eyed. I
Speaker 1: don't know if they yeah, I know, I know, I know,
Speaker 1: but just for everyone, just to reiterate, you know, they
Speaker 1: say maximum, but when the defendant is Sherry Pappini, that
Speaker 1: looks like it might be a bit of a minimum
Speaker 1: of sndency. But I don't know, I mean, like, what
Speaker 1: what do you think compels somebody to do? Is it
Speaker 1: just the idea of being at like the focal point
Speaker 1: of everybody's concerns, like you know, or is it or
Speaker 1: truly just feeling like, oh I can get one over me.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know what's happening in Sherry's life
Speaker 1: at this time. I could understand you. It's a desperate
Speaker 1: ship for thirt k though there was a time a
Speaker 1: lit was like transformative. I could really be doing some
Speaker 1: stuff this week. Amazing. That being said, you also pulled
Speaker 1: the racism and your soul from folks who really could
Speaker 1: use what little funds are available to them. Sharing, I think,
Speaker 1: I think twenty years is excessive. But I'm a person abolitionist,
Speaker 1: so maybe that's shipped to people. But I sharing. They
Speaker 1: are better ways. Go you are blonde and you have
Speaker 1: a book, go griff to man. Okay, how much money
Speaker 1: you need, They'll give it to you, like figure it out.
Speaker 1: I think I'd been hiding in line to the FBI.
Speaker 1: Not worth the risk, girl, not worth it? I think, God,
Speaker 1: all right, she needs that attention. You know, That's that's
Speaker 1: the sad part. She did it strictly for attention. Thirty
Speaker 1: I mean thirty grand over how many years? Who's that?
Speaker 1: Three years? Five or four? Anyone? I mean, what what's
Speaker 1: that's like? Seven? Seven, three five a year? You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? You know, it's all right, It's all right, personally,
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think people like this should
Speaker 1: go to jail. I think they should have to, like
Speaker 1: work at a waffle house in the middle of Atlanta
Speaker 1: for twelve years, right, I want you to work twelve years? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like you your shift starts when the club's let out. Yep,
Speaker 1: every day, that's when your shift starts. That starts you
Speaker 1: have the most active version of the restaurant. That's your
Speaker 1: black Uh what's the black mirror type prison type ship?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, because that's even how I
Speaker 1: felt right with um aunt Becky right in the whole
Speaker 1: USC paid for my kid to get in college things.
Speaker 1: It's like, nah, like I don't it's not prison that's
Speaker 1: going to really affect these people. It's like you need
Speaker 1: to take away their creature comforts and have them toil
Speaker 1: like everybody else has to, and that I think maybe
Speaker 1: we'll generate a little more empathy than being like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I'm in this federal prison and it's kind
Speaker 1: of great. My bunk mate is actually my accountants ex white.
Speaker 1: It's really wow. You know. That's what I think. Maybe
Speaker 1: feel like maybe that's how you get conservatives on board
Speaker 1: with like changing the judicial system. It's like, no, man,
Speaker 1: we're gonna turn up the punishments to be more things
Speaker 1: that actually feel like there. We don't need jail. We
Speaker 1: need just to teach lessons like an old grandfather would.
Speaker 1: But you know, without the carcial system. Very tricky road,
Speaker 1: very tricky. I need you to cut grass right with scissors. No,
Speaker 1: I want you to. I want you to be able
Speaker 1: to do it for real, just regularly cut grass, but
Speaker 1: all the grass. Oh wow, Okay, she's like, you have
Speaker 1: to mow. You have to mow the grass at every
Speaker 1: public park in the state, everywhere. Until that's done, we
Speaker 1: will see there. Yeah. Just producer just said, yeah, Conservatives
Speaker 1: endorsing force labor sounds like you go wrong in just
Speaker 1: about every way. Rich white people won't be the ones
Speaker 1: doing it, pull us back for us back, like we're
Speaker 1: talking about fine, fine, fine, I just want that the
Speaker 1: whole one. Yeah, Or just like you know, you give
Speaker 1: like oppressed people like a punishment board that they run
Speaker 1: where like rich white offenders, they're at the mercy of
Speaker 1: like oppressed people and be like, Okay, what do you
Speaker 1: want to cook up for this person? It's not jail,
Speaker 1: it's not jail. You stole this from children. Okay, let
Speaker 1: me think white people will be okay, terrified. Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: gonna enslave us. Now, this is reverse racism. That's way
Speaker 1: more creative than that. They don't know that, they don't
Speaker 1: they don't realize that they would be like these are
Speaker 1: death panels of brown people. You know, that's how they
Speaker 1: would spin it right there, Like honestly, reality TV show productions,
Speaker 1: you can have that one for free, Like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: do it? Just really think I'm like, okay, outside like
Speaker 1: ways just the creative way to abolish prisons. But but
Speaker 1: it's people who have never actually had to account for
Speaker 1: their their crimes. They do, and they go to this
Speaker 1: very creative group of punishers. Okay, side spinners spinning Yeah,
Speaker 1: and like and the hottest intersection in the country. You're like,
Speaker 1: the cars don't even go here. You're like, yeah, that
Speaker 1: sucks keeping that sign because there is a gyroscope on
Speaker 1: that thing. And if you don't do three thousand flips,
Speaker 1: you're not going home today. I clean the AMC bathroom
Speaker 1: after the next Marvel movie, right exactly all about this.
Speaker 1: This is my deep dark ship. But all we're saying
Speaker 1: is it's like saying wealthy people. You actually have to
Speaker 1: do wage work. But that's the dream. What if they
Speaker 1: actually had to know what it was like, right, And
Speaker 1: then they come out they're like, they're like, this is terrible.
Speaker 1: They're doing this for for for ten dollar an hour.
Speaker 1: We gotta do something. And by that it's like we
Speaker 1: need to lobby our senators to get rid of this program.
Speaker 1: I don't never want to do that again. Waffle House Atlanta,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just star, just keep it safe, starting at
Speaker 1: your shift starts at eleven eleven pm. But no, you're
Speaker 1: doing a whole eight. Come on now eleven and seven
Speaker 1: waffle House. I'll give you a full eight because you're
Speaker 1: not getting benefits the Maxico seven. Okay, so eleven to
Speaker 1: six you got us there, nice nice end around on
Speaker 1: the labor labor protections many a minimum wage. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: wild tour. It's yeah because they're like, well, an hour
Speaker 1: is actually your lunch and we're not paying for an hour.
Speaker 1: Is so grateful, so grateful. You have thirty minutes times
Speaker 1: at the second point of that clock, but you cannot
Speaker 1: eat on the floor. You gotta go six lords up it.
Speaker 1: I'll take you at least seven minutes. So look where
Speaker 1: you're fired. They're like, watch me eat on the sales floor.
Speaker 1: Don't give Let's eat my sandwich in the hallway. It's fine,
Speaker 1: all right, Let's talk about the American trucker convoy. Because
Speaker 1: ever since a bunch of losers shut down Ottawa in
Speaker 1: Canada with their trucks and oppressed person cosplay performance that
Speaker 1: they did, many conservatives in the US dot, you know what,
Speaker 1: this could be good for our conservative people who want
Speaker 1: to do pretend oppressed people flash moms out in the streets,
Speaker 1: and maybe this is our moment to show Joe Byron
Speaker 1: what's up now. Rand Paul called for a trucker convoy
Speaker 1: to block the super Bowl. He's like, I think we
Speaker 1: would be a great idea to see that here. Actually
Speaker 1: we need the truckers to do that here to send
Speaker 1: a message to people. But here's the thing, Rand Paul.
Speaker 1: The super Bowl has more law enforcement present than like
Speaker 1: even a normal presidential stump speech. There's like six hundred
Speaker 1: Homeland security people that are like deployed to a super Bowl,
Speaker 1: so that might not be the best place. So when
Speaker 1: that didn't happen, a lot of right wing news stations
Speaker 1: are saying, you know, you know, that we should have
Speaker 1: a convoy that starts in Commie Fournia and then makes
Speaker 1: its way across the great sordid landscape of America and
Speaker 1: eventually end up in d C to shut down Byron's
Speaker 1: State of the Union address. If you remember, the State
Speaker 1: of the Union came and went. We talked about it,
Speaker 1: how nothing of consequence was really said. And also we
Speaker 1: didn't mention the fucking truckers because nobody fucking showed up
Speaker 1: at all. Okay, and it's really really sad that they couldn't.
Speaker 1: They just didn't have enough I guess motivation, or maybe
Speaker 1: there wasn't enough funding from outside groups to AstroTurf an
Speaker 1: event like this, But they only had they applied for
Speaker 1: permits saying that they were going to be thousands between
Speaker 1: up to three thousand people there. Tell me why only
Speaker 1: twelve people showed up and no fucking trucks unless you
Speaker 1: count of Toyota Sienna minivans that could be like a truck. Though,
Speaker 1: there's so many like things to examine this, like first,
Speaker 1: a clear lack of organization, because Facebook is still alive
Speaker 1: and those like Million Moms and ship always draw a crowd.
Speaker 1: Did you do no networking for this, Like, how do
Speaker 1: you think events like this take place? It's actual effing work.
Speaker 1: On top of that, like did you talk to any
Speaker 1: truckers before doing this? I don't know what's happening in Canada,
Speaker 1: but down here there's a supply chain shortage, and like
Speaker 1: truck drivers is busy and getting paid, Like I can't
Speaker 1: imagine two many truckers being like yeah, no, definitely worth
Speaker 1: missing these shipments in this time when my job is
Speaker 1: like more in demand than ever. I just it's a
Speaker 1: complete lack of like forth thought and also maybe a
Speaker 1: good indicator on how, you know, our individual media consumption
Speaker 1: leads us to believe things are happening on a much
Speaker 1: larger scale than they are actually taking place, right, Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: And I think that's that definitely. I think it was
Speaker 1: one of the reasons why a lot of conservative like, oh, yes,
Speaker 1: this is perfect, this is this is everything we need.
Speaker 1: It's happening, We've got it going, because we see how
Speaker 1: active people are on Facebook and and this, that and
Speaker 1: the other. But yeah, it just it just didn't. It
Speaker 1: didn't work out the way they had hoped. And I
Speaker 1: just want to play a clip from one of the
Speaker 1: organizers of this Rally, who is an mm A fighter,
Speaker 1: so there's no chance of head injuries may have brought
Speaker 1: him to this place, but he was out here saying,
Speaker 1: like I don't know everybody said. He was still trying
Speaker 1: to make the most of it. And I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: play this clip of him addressing the crowd. Because the
Speaker 1: ship was supposed to kick off at noon and go
Speaker 1: until seven. They shut it down to like fucking twelve
Speaker 1: because nobody was there, And I'm gonna play this clip
Speaker 1: where he's trying to do his best to spin what's
Speaker 1: happening and why you know that this actually isn't a
Speaker 1: loss at all. We just just going through some stuff
Speaker 1: trying to get people here because I wanted to see
Speaker 1: with my own eyes. I wanted to see what people
Speaker 1: were really about, what they're talking about, and who's really
Speaker 1: behind things. And as you see, when the millions of hits,
Speaker 1: that hundreds of thousand people that are behind the boom,
Speaker 1: behind the movement, they're still not people showing up and
Speaker 1: being about it. Oh, they're not about straight up about it.
Speaker 1: Because what we're gonna be talking about today and what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be talking about the message I have today? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the video cuts off right there. Nobody cares to
Speaker 1: do one of those shows. You know, we've all still
Speaker 1: got d you set rocket that burgundy rocket ware outfits. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he comes out with the Armadale vodka like Dame Dash
Speaker 1: did back then. I feel bad for Trucker's bad because,
Speaker 1: like Trucker's first of all, trucking job is like the
Speaker 1: only job that you can make six figures a year
Speaker 1: and have a felony, you know, straight out straight out
Speaker 1: of prison, you know what I mean. And truckers know
Speaker 1: that that self driving truck is like to two summers away,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So they know that this
Speaker 1: ship is ending, and uh, it's just bad man. And
Speaker 1: and plus who's coming all the way to d C.
Speaker 1: You've seen gas prices right now? Yeah, I was paying
Speaker 1: for that, even if it is Diesel doing that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a rough game. Yeah, I mean, that's a really
Speaker 1: good point. And the other thing too is most truckers
Speaker 1: were like, I'm not with this ship. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: think because it helped sort of create this like sort
Speaker 1: of like popular a shorthand of like the working man,
Speaker 1: the trucker is behind this, and that gave a lot
Speaker 1: of people some of that raw, raw energy to be
Speaker 1: out there. But this guy went on to sort of
Speaker 1: talk about again you saw that crowd, it was most
Speaker 1: I would say, actually, when I look at that image,
Speaker 1: it looked like mostly pressed, like like texting their coworkers
Speaker 1: like yeah, man, nobody's working here, don't worry about him.
Speaker 1: Must go back. And this speech went on. It said
Speaker 1: this from the Daily Beasts. Its sad quote. The rambling speech,
Speaker 1: which at times took oddly specific tangents, pressed forward, with
Speaker 1: the organizer wondering where the convoy of truckers supposedly aiming
Speaker 1: to disrupt the Beltway area in protests of vaccine mandates
Speaker 1: actually were. Quote where the trucks? Where the trucks? He
Speaker 1: yelled at one point, I know the ones that I
Speaker 1: had planned coming. They're not even allowed in because they
Speaker 1: need a commercial license and have proof of the check off. Come.
Speaker 1: You didn't even do the baar fucking minimum. Like you've
Speaker 1: just been like, yeah, man, let's rent these trucks from
Speaker 1: this truck rental place, and they're like, you know how
Speaker 1: to use air breaks. They're like no, they're like, get
Speaker 1: the funk out of here. Commercial license of course, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like, so they were, and then he said, quote
Speaker 1: if you said, because there's a checkpoints to check if
Speaker 1: you had a commercial license, so they weren't even able
Speaker 1: to stage. Make it to the stage and make it
Speaker 1: look cool here, that's what he said. Quote and make
Speaker 1: it look cool here, make it look cool here, not
Speaker 1: because you are really about anything. And then he goes
Speaker 1: on to say, quote, but I still showed up even
Speaker 1: if none of you did, I'd still be right here
Speaker 1: because I keep my word okay, word up the rocket.
Speaker 1: I mean, the way he was talking, I thought he's
Speaker 1: gonna bring a no limit tank out because he said
Speaker 1: nobody's about it. I need people got about about it
Speaker 1: coming to the stage, master p But they're not about
Speaker 1: about it. I guess I don't know why. Why would
Speaker 1: that happen. It's almost like this isn't actually a real
Speaker 1: thing that gets people animated. But again, this is the world, Ran,
Speaker 1: so uh nice try for but you have to find
Speaker 1: something a little bit easier and doesn't rely on people
Speaker 1: with very specialized licenses to participate in to make it
Speaker 1: quote look cool and ran Rand Paul, get the hell
Speaker 1: out of here. Man, you had your daddy. Yeah, Well
Speaker 1: they're look they're they're they're working on some stuff right now.
Speaker 1: You know they're going through some things clearly. I mean
Speaker 1: he got in that fight with his neighbor. Remember he
Speaker 1: got beat up by his neighbor, grandpa, Yeah, because they
Speaker 1: were had a dispute about him cutting his grass or
Speaker 1: some ship, and they ended in a fist fight to
Speaker 1: beat him up. State. I mean, what state does he
Speaker 1: represent anyway? Kentucky? Kentucky. Okay, So you got Mitch McConnell
Speaker 1: and Ran Paul. Remember he was turned black. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you're like karma going on. You're like, yeah, his ghoul
Speaker 1: makeup started coming off, and you're like, I told you,
Speaker 1: the motherfucker half works. Look like a turtle without his shield,
Speaker 1: just just the inside. Oh and seeing my heart goes
Speaker 1: out to the turtles, you know not. Let's take a
Speaker 1: quick break and we'll talk about dubious eBay sales of
Speaker 1: tanks after this and we are back to talk about eBay.
Speaker 1: Do you ever use eBay? And if you ever use
Speaker 1: eBay back, what do you What was it? What was it? Okay,
Speaker 1: this interesting question. What was the first thing you ever
Speaker 1: bought on eBay? I started my comic book collection on eBay.
Speaker 1: At bought Infinite Crisis. Not a great comic book series,
Speaker 1: but they released an issue every week of the year,
Speaker 1: so they were fifty two and somebody had the whole collection.
Speaker 1: And I don't remember how much. It was my first
Speaker 1: credit card. I was wilding. It was a sophomore year
Speaker 1: of college. I want to started by a comic book collection. Okay, Greg,
Speaker 1: what about you? I bought a pair of Mecca jen
Speaker 1: or eBay, and I bought a two way page, oh ship,
Speaker 1: a time port, the the flip the Oh. I know,
Speaker 1: but I'm saying which model? I think like the not
Speaker 1: the little well. I had one of the little ones,
Speaker 1: but the ones that everybody had in the videos back
Speaker 1: in the day. I don't even know the name of it,
Speaker 1: so long a time. The tide Kick, the sidekick, Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you, Jesse. Wait the sidekick, Okay, hold on, hold
Speaker 1: on now, I gotta I got. I had the Sidekick.
Speaker 1: Then I had like the regular like little ones that
Speaker 1: you flipped open. Me and my girl, old girl, look
Speaker 1: at me, still hurt over her too? She got my two,
Speaker 1: got my brain too. She better still have it? Oh,
Speaker 1: I still have my You got your two way page?
Speaker 1: You looking for your two I just gotta get rid
Speaker 1: of that stuff to look at my two You saw
Speaker 1: this in the hollyback can't been here? The two Way
Speaker 1: good times, good times back though. Yeah, And I used
Speaker 1: to I used to rock this on my belt. You know,
Speaker 1: you have like a fake ass Louis Va Tom belt.
Speaker 1: And I would have my two Way and my big
Speaker 1: gass like three x tall white tea just glimpse in over.
Speaker 1: So you knew I had it on me. You know
Speaker 1: I had it on me. And also shout out to
Speaker 1: my boy Jay Boy, whose aunt used to work for
Speaker 1: this real estate company and she was in charge of
Speaker 1: distributing company phones and pagers, and she had this whole
Speaker 1: thing where she would she would create a couple of
Speaker 1: fake ass like corporate accounts and so two ways on
Speaker 1: the side, and that's how I got my Yeah. So
Speaker 1: the so all I had to do was give my
Speaker 1: boy two bucks and this service was on for years
Speaker 1: for years. That's what she needed to get a hustle
Speaker 1: like that exactly exactly do it right, But people are
Speaker 1: sloppy with their hustles anyway. Uh. I love the two
Speaker 1: Way page here, But let's talk about other eBay purchase. Actually,
Speaker 1: the first thing I bought on eBay was a fake
Speaker 1: Billionaire Boys Club hoodie in two thousands. Yeah, because they
Speaker 1: didn't have them anywhere. And I saw Farrell when one
Speaker 1: of the videos like I need and people think I
Speaker 1: look like for what color I need that? I was
Speaker 1: black white with white graphics. And then no, because you know,
Speaker 1: ex is steal all my hoodies. I have so many
Speaker 1: missing hoodies out there. I still have this one babe
Speaker 1: hoodie that one of my ex is still has and
Speaker 1: I see her wear every now and then. I'm like
Speaker 1: that's mine and she's like is it? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's collateral pay whatever. She dumped me. She dumped me
Speaker 1: and took my hoodie. I was, I didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 1: She was cold leaving my house and I let her
Speaker 1: take off with the hoodie and then she dumped me.
Speaker 1: And then she's like, ha ha, I got your babe,
Speaker 1: caused collab hoodie. Try and get this ship. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: she's married and ship. I see her wearing that ship
Speaker 1: with her husband. I'm like, yow. I've seen guys start
Speaker 1: buying the sweatshirts with like this is not her hoodie
Speaker 1: on it and stuff that I was like, I dig it.
Speaker 1: I would still take that hoodie though. Yeah, but in
Speaker 1: a way who cares what they know? Everybody that's that's
Speaker 1: that's honey is six sizes too large. They don't care. Right,
Speaker 1: It's comfortable because look, love is war and there are sometimes,
Speaker 1: you know that certain pieces of infrastructure left behind, much
Speaker 1: like in Russia or in Ukraine with Russians storming in,
Speaker 1: people getting attacked, people completely, you know, just surrendering or
Speaker 1: abandoning their tanks. Has left a lot of clips on
Speaker 1: the Internet where you see farmers pulling full fucking a
Speaker 1: PCs and tanks around, whether they're like tractors or people
Speaker 1: driving abandoned tanks around being like, hey, we gotta fucking tank.
Speaker 1: So when people started seeing these, like there was this
Speaker 1: one screen cap of an eBay listing where someone was
Speaker 1: selling a you quote, used Russian tea seventy two tank,
Speaker 1: fully functional for around four thousand dollars. People were yeah,
Speaker 1: people are like, oh ship, and it became like a
Speaker 1: fucking meme. You know, everyone's like, wow, look at the this.
Speaker 1: There's something fucking like the spoils of war on eBay.
Speaker 1: Now this isn't exactly true, Like I said, we have
Speaker 1: seen footage of people, you know, commandeering abandoned Russian military vehicles.
Speaker 1: But the eBay thing seems like a bridge too far.
Speaker 1: There wasn't there's not really even real evidence that a
Speaker 1: post like that was actually even added to eBay. And
Speaker 1: the photo that was in the listing was like a
Speaker 1: picture with a little you know, reverse image search, like
Speaker 1: that's from twelve years ago, that picture, So there's no
Speaker 1: real evidence that anyone is selling them on eBay though,
Speaker 1: Like the Ukrainian government basically made a statement to tell
Speaker 1: the people that if you like take any Russian tanks quote,
Speaker 1: you don't have to declare its value to the government.
Speaker 1: They're like, hey, that's free man, Like, don't worry. That's
Speaker 1: a come up. That's what you better take those tanks down.
Speaker 1: A government supporting its people this way, this is beautiful.
Speaker 1: Like there's what I pretty sure is a fake video
Speaker 1: of a cop pulling out like a black cop pulling
Speaker 1: over another black person and be like, you know why
Speaker 1: he's speeding. The guy's like because it's the hood, because like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that's a good reason. I got you got a gun
Speaker 1: in here, And he's like, no, I don't got a gun.
Speaker 1: He's like he's gonna need want to hold on, Oh, yes,
Speaker 1: the system should empower the people. He's like, look, yeah,
Speaker 1: the serial number scratch stop but doesn't have any bodies
Speaker 1: on it, so you're good. Oh. I mean there was
Speaker 1: recently one where someone got like a surface to air
Speaker 1: missile launcher where a guy was like driving it around
Speaker 1: and someone's like, that is like five million dollars perspecting ship.
Speaker 1: What's wild is like you see them and the ship
Speaker 1: still has like rockets in them, and you're like, uh, good,
Speaker 1: like one errant button press like completely, just send it
Speaker 1: all the way up. I don't know, but yeah, the
Speaker 1: the Ukrainian what is it. There's an official group, the
Speaker 1: Ukraine's National Agent see for the Protection against Corruption. They're
Speaker 1: like the people who put the statement out that said quote,
Speaker 1: have you captured a Russian tank or armored personnel carrier
Speaker 1: and are worried about how to declare it? Keep calm
Speaker 1: and continue to defend the motherland. There's no need to
Speaker 1: declare the captured Russian tanks and other equipment. So that's
Speaker 1: where they left it. But that didn't stop a bunch
Speaker 1: of other you know, because we're like in the era
Speaker 1: of clicks, where like legitimate news sites are also taking
Speaker 1: this thing and being like Russian tanks are being sold
Speaker 1: on eBay for thousands as people flocked a bid. But
Speaker 1: then they're sloppy asses. They know it's bullshit too, because
Speaker 1: even in like the like third paragraph, it'll say although
Speaker 1: the listings are likely a joke, it's like with then
Speaker 1: what then this article is likely a joke as well,
Speaker 1: So I don't fucking post like that, like like, what
Speaker 1: are they doing, psyche? The ship isn't really happened. Maybe
Speaker 1: I gotta going to offer up. Oh yeah, exactly, Yeah
Speaker 1: I got one in my buy nothing group. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Does anybody have a tank? I really
Speaker 1: need to go pay my exit visit. They're like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I have one, Come by and pick it up. I
Speaker 1: need somebody to take it off my hands. There is
Speaker 1: somebody selling your Russian tank though, right now for five dollars.
Speaker 1: Jam our writer looked on eBay and did find a listing.
Speaker 1: But they're doing the classic eBay scam because the fine
Speaker 1: print says it's actually a photo of a rushure. You're
Speaker 1: bidding on this picture? Uh, And then they say that
Speaker 1: the funds will go to essential goods and medical supplies.
Speaker 1: Who knows if that's actually the case, but that's also
Speaker 1: a typical. I don't know, have any of you felt
Speaker 1: for that eBay scam or it's like, no, you bought
Speaker 1: a picture of an iPhone. I had a friend do that,
Speaker 1: and I wouldn't even only people with broom people with
Speaker 1: good broom skills that fall. Wow, Holy sh it, I'm
Speaker 1: that actually tracks just say because the person with the
Speaker 1: weak broom skills also bought a picture of something on eBay.
Speaker 1: Always Really, that just opened up my whole fucking mind
Speaker 1: right now. I'm like, Wow, parents, get your kids on
Speaker 1: that broom. That's the only way that we can, you know,
Speaker 1: keep them safe from misinformation. Anyway, What a what a
Speaker 1: world are we living? Well? Greg, thank you so much
Speaker 1: for joining half today. I always loved being on the
Speaker 1: daily guys Man. Nice to meet you, Joe. Well he's
Speaker 1: so funny. Girls, Oh thank you. She's just she's a
Speaker 1: breath of fresh air. She's millions of rays of sunshine
Speaker 1: that activates the meloning in my skin to keep melling.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Greg? Where can people find
Speaker 1: you and follow you? And what's the tweet that you've
Speaker 1: been enjoying? Um? You can find me on Twitter at
Speaker 1: Greg the Grouch. I'm always saying some wild random ship
Speaker 1: that my dad talks to me about months later. You
Speaker 1: can find me on Instagram at Greg Comedy and what's
Speaker 1: some random Twitter ship that? Uh anything you'd like? What's
Speaker 1: your legs in my life? Man? Um? Okay. One of
Speaker 1: my homies Marcella Aguao, Yeah, hell yeah, I love me
Speaker 1: and Sell go away back. She like a sister at
Speaker 1: this point. We go so far back. But because you
Speaker 1: came up in the Bay, right yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: came up in the Bay, so I like all my
Speaker 1: friends from the Bay and like I've just known self
Speaker 1: for probably twenty years at this point. She good friends
Speaker 1: with my wife and ship sell too close. We can
Speaker 1: sometimes we're getting fights and I'm like, I can't deal
Speaker 1: with you right now. You know what I mean. Stop
Speaker 1: don't takedown artists. Okay, I can't. I can't deal with
Speaker 1: you too much right now? You know, she breaks up
Speaker 1: with somebody. I gotta be bad at the do you know?
Speaker 1: I know? I know, I know I gotta be. You're like,
Speaker 1: I like, that's up. Yeah, I can't fun with you.
Speaker 1: You did my girl dirty anyway, But just shout out
Speaker 1: to sell she really doing her um. I feel like
Speaker 1: she's stepping up her her Instagram game up. Uh, just
Speaker 1: the social media game up. So I always shot shout
Speaker 1: out people. Can I shout out more people? Sure? Chris
Speaker 1: Garcia check out his Finding Rafi podcast. Chris Riggins check
Speaker 1: out his first album. Amy Miller got a Comedy Central
Speaker 1: show coming out on May March. Yeah, yeah, yeah, beautiful
Speaker 1: and beautiful Joel, thank you again for for joining me,
Speaker 1: for propping me up. Where can people find you and
Speaker 1: follow you? And what is some tweet the stuff you like?
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, it was fun. Thank you for having me
Speaker 1: back as always someone to meet you a couple, So okay,
Speaker 1: here it goes one. My daddy was an entrepreneur. I'm
Speaker 1: not knocking it, duck, but I have very different views
Speaker 1: on it. I never want to eat what I killed
Speaker 1: a day in my life. Pay me to work down
Speaker 1: to the fishing boats man, same, zero desire for that life.
Speaker 1: I need someone to hall in payroll if something's up
Speaker 1: with my check. I ain't trying to look in the
Speaker 1: mirror and I feel that vibe. I feel that like
Speaker 1: straight to my court. And then U was the other one.
Speaker 1: Oh there's a picture of yo. Yo, ma, like really
Speaker 1: going in cello, really going, Like the caption is me
Speaker 1: sliding my straw in and out of the McDonald's cup.
Speaker 1: That took me back, hit me all the way back.
Speaker 1: This one's from Big Willy cart I think that bugs
Speaker 1: Bunny should be standing next to the WB logo eating
Speaker 1: a carrot for all Warner Brothers movies, not just the
Speaker 1: animated ship. Show some respect. And finally from Dr John Paul,
Speaker 1: one of the participants of the Next Up Program, one
Speaker 1: of the baddest, tweeted this morning they wouldn't change the
Speaker 1: name of that pancake batter and syrup, and racism is
Speaker 1: still rampant, and I feel it. It's frustrating. We did
Speaker 1: all we could, we got rid of the mascots and
Speaker 1: still look at it here it is every day God,
Speaker 1: but we did the whole thing, and even that, even
Speaker 1: old films, we're talking about it and we're still here.
Speaker 1: Somebody's lying, folks, somebody's lying. It's like we never just
Speaker 1: dealt with it the way it needed to be dealt
Speaker 1: with and we are still trying to deal with that way.
Speaker 1: Where can people find you, Joel, I'm sorry all me.
Speaker 1: It's Joe Monique you can find me all over the
Speaker 1: internet all Monique. That's j O E L L E
Speaker 1: m O n I q u okay perfect. I love
Speaker 1: that that Yo yo mommy too like that anytime I
Speaker 1: that's like my favorite meme picture, Like whenever that's using
Speaker 1: a meme, I'm like, this is gonna hit because there's
Speaker 1: something about the way Yo yo ma is like, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm playing the funk out this cello. I Am not
Speaker 1: sucking up on broom, that's for sure. No tweet I
Speaker 1: like is from past guest Valerietosi at Valerie Tosi tweeted
Speaker 1: an older guy on My because she talked about how
Speaker 1: she was in a pinball league on the show last
Speaker 1: or two weeks ago. He said, this is from tweet
Speaker 1: an older guy on my pinball league asked me what
Speaker 1: I do tonight and I told him I'm a comedian.
Speaker 1: His eyes lit up and he said it really I
Speaker 1: want to do that too, And I replied, no, I
Speaker 1: promise you you really don't. Like Yeah, people need to
Speaker 1: be saying that more. Just just kill it in the crib.
Speaker 1: People are like, I wanted to know. I heard you
Speaker 1: do some weird accents in the parking lot let's just
Speaker 1: let's just keep that to the side. You can find
Speaker 1: me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Gray. You
Speaker 1: can find the show at Daily Zeekeeis on Twitter at
Speaker 1: the Daily Zeekeeis on Instagram. We got a Facebook and
Speaker 1: something in a website, Daily ze guys dot com where
Speaker 1: we post the episodes and our foot notes but notes,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank you, where we post the
Speaker 1: footnotes and the song we write out on. Actually, I'll
Speaker 1: just tell you this song I'm gonna write out on
Speaker 1: I wanted to I want to go out on something
Speaker 1: that felt like Me, which is a Japanese cover of
Speaker 1: a black artist. And this is from Japanese sort of
Speaker 1: jazz disco vocalist Kimiko Kasai, and she is covering Stevie
Speaker 1: Wonders at Wayne but it's done very disco, and it's
Speaker 1: just always fun when you see people kind of just
Speaker 1: cover like iconic songs, and this one has tempos are
Speaker 1: around the same, but it's just a nice kind of
Speaker 1: if it sort of feels like you're in a weird
Speaker 1: parallel universe when you hear like a Japanese woman just
Speaker 1: ripping as on in the disco version. So check that out.
Speaker 1: The daily Zeitgeist is a production of I Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: For more podcast and My Heart Radio, visit the I
Speaker 1: Heart Radio ap Apple podcast wherever you listen to your
Speaker 1: favorite shows. We'll be back later to tell you what's
Speaker 1: trend in. I hope you have a good day. Shout
Speaker 1: out to the guest guest co host. We'll see you later.
Speaker 1: By