Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Unlawful
Speaker 1: Discharge of a Zeider arm Uh. There's a series of
Speaker 1: crime based short show titles from the one and only
Speaker 1: Johnny Davis. My name is Jack and you are Miles.
Speaker 1: Here are some things that are trending right now. We
Speaker 1: of course have the continued grilling of Katangi Brown Jackson
Speaker 1: to the Supreme Court nominee who seems like, you know,
Speaker 1: she's got no fucking reason and not confirm this person
Speaker 1: no fucking reason. But again, like we talked about in
Speaker 1: today's episode, they're looking for every reason to try and
Speaker 1: malign this person to make it look like, you know,
Speaker 1: she's not fit to serve as a Supreme Court justice.
Speaker 1: The the funny thing that a lot of people are
Speaker 1: pointing to was like, prior to these confirmation hearings, like
Speaker 1: the thing that the GOP is like, this isn't going
Speaker 1: to be a circus, Okay, Like we're not going to
Speaker 1: make this a circus. Cut two, the fucking Ringling Brothers
Speaker 1: Barnum and Bailey Bigotry circus show up when they're fucking
Speaker 1: clown car and just roll out all the stops they
Speaker 1: had Lindsay Graham being like, is her let me just
Speaker 1: play it. Let's just play this fucking clip of Lindsay
Speaker 1: Graham asking about her faith or whatever to check this out.
Speaker 1: What faith are you, by the way, question? I am
Speaker 1: um Protestant, okay, nondenominational, fairly judge a Catholic? Okay. This
Speaker 1: is when everyone was like, did democrats say that? Did
Speaker 1: democrats say could you fairly judge a Protestant? When Amy
Speaker 1: Coney Barrett was being like, questioned, is that his point? Also?
Speaker 1: Amy Coney Barrett is like part of a very strange
Speaker 1: sect of the Catholic Church that has sect is very charitable,
Speaker 1: very yeah, very strange beliefs, and so I don't I
Speaker 1: don't know. But then he he like turned it into
Speaker 1: a chance to like grandstand and like stomp out. This
Speaker 1: is the best part because because everyone was like, that's
Speaker 1: such a fucking weird question. You're asking somebody who again
Speaker 1: has more judicial experience than four seated justices if they
Speaker 1: are able to be fair. They didn't get there because
Speaker 1: they're fucking, you know, all over the place. But again
Speaker 1: everyone was like, what kind of question is that? Kat
Speaker 1: has to gather herself and answer, Senator, I have a
Speaker 1: record of judging everyone. Can I'm just asking this question
Speaker 1: because how important is your faith to you? She goes on,
Speaker 1: She's just so confused, like this isn't germane to anything
Speaker 1: except your moment. And eventually he like it was in
Speaker 1: such a huff asking all these like irrelevant questions, he
Speaker 1: he actually left. He bolted from the stage. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: these these tend to be his moments where he gets
Speaker 1: to yeah, put or scream. But it wasn't working. Then
Speaker 1: Josh Holly absolutely just fucking further debasing himself, going on
Speaker 1: this whole tangent about like, oh, you know, the whole
Speaker 1: thing here is you're soft on child porn. She's soft
Speaker 1: on child porn is the line of attack that was
Speaker 1: really coming out today because she was like, you know,
Speaker 1: her whole thing is like you're you're you're softer on
Speaker 1: some people who are spreading child porn than another. She's like, well, no,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm looking at cases and I'm I'm differentiating that
Speaker 1: there are not every child porn cases the same. And
Speaker 1: without the senators actually saying what it was, you know,
Speaker 1: she was mentioned like one in one case, the defendant
Speaker 1: was eighteen and was sharing pictures with a federal agent,
Speaker 1: and that's how they got this person. And in that sense,
Speaker 1: I determined this person to not be you know, the
Speaker 1: kind of danger to children that might uh come along
Speaker 1: with the mac someone sentencing. On the other hand, if
Speaker 1: you look how I charged somebody who was like a
Speaker 1: person exploiting children straight up in their own family, that's
Speaker 1: a completely different case. And so I look at that
Speaker 1: and I take it all into account as a mother,
Speaker 1: as just a person who's generally mortified by such terrible crimes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sounds no. And that's all they could do. And again,
Speaker 1: because that's all you could you could. You have to
Speaker 1: ring the panic alarm, whether Satan or otherwise when you
Speaker 1: have really nothing on like in terms of the facts.
Speaker 1: So then then John Cornyn was also trying his best.
Speaker 1: She's like, you called Donald Rumsfeld and George Bush war criminals,
Speaker 1: and she was like, huh, I'm not sure what he's
Speaker 1: like when you were defending people at get MO. So
Speaker 1: when they actually after they went to a lunch break
Speaker 1: they came back, Dick Durbin was clarifying that they were
Speaker 1: talking about somebody who was being tortured and being detained indefinitely,
Speaker 1: which were war crimes. You know, like so and like
Speaker 1: and that's my defense from my client in this instance,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be like, let me, I didn't go on
Speaker 1: a fucking podcast, you know, it's just like, all off
Speaker 1: and call them more criminals, like for instance, I'm about
Speaker 1: to do because they are both war criminals based on
Speaker 1: the preponderance of evidence, with preponderance of my eyes looking
Speaker 1: at things over the last few years. But so that
Speaker 1: was kind of the pace of it. Um, and you had,
Speaker 1: you know, obviously on the democratic side, like all these
Speaker 1: confirmation hearings, they used the time to kind of show
Speaker 1: the public how exceptional these people are and how much
Speaker 1: they should be there, and then they throw it to
Speaker 1: a Republican who would then be like, all right, so
Speaker 1: back to the child porn right, Um, you're soft on crime,
Speaker 1: right because you have empathy after me, I'm soft on
Speaker 1: crime because I'm not soft on crime. How about that?
Speaker 1: Oh so you's good, damn you know. That's how John
Speaker 1: Cornin like the way he was trying to get her
Speaker 1: to almost be like homophobias enshrined in the constitution right
Speaker 1: like his weird He's like, I want a nerd out
Speaker 1: with you real quick on the constitution. Know, yeah, he
Speaker 1: said I want to nerd out with He shut and
Speaker 1: then he was like whenever she you know, she was
Speaker 1: just unflappable, and he couldn't get anything in that. Towards
Speaker 1: the end he just turned up. He was really calm,
Speaker 1: was like, okay, and what about this. Would you say
Speaker 1: that you're not a politician, that that Supreme Court justices
Speaker 1: aren't politicians, etcetera, etcetera. She's like, no, I don't agree
Speaker 1: with that. And when he basically couldn't get any gotcha moments,
Speaker 1: his last question was like, I got a minute and
Speaker 1: forty eight seconds. I gotta ask why would you call
Speaker 1: it Donald Rosevelt? And she's like huh And they're like
Speaker 1: that's your time, and he's like, fuck, it's like so bad.
Speaker 1: You're like and and it's even harder to watch when
Speaker 1: you watched these like these old, krusty white men who
Speaker 1: are hell bent on making discrimination like enshrined into law.
Speaker 1: Question somebody who is so fucking qualified. There's so many
Speaker 1: layers of disgusting this to it. But uh yeah, they
Speaker 1: had a very hard time dealing with a qualified Supreme
Speaker 1: Court nominee. It seems it seems like most of the
Speaker 1: time when it's a democratic nominee. You're watching very smart
Speaker 1: people deal with people who are like many like they
Speaker 1: probably have to do some manner of training that is
Speaker 1: similar to like the training done by people who educators
Speaker 1: of like preschool children, just to be like, Okay, here's
Speaker 1: how you talk at their level. You have to like,
Speaker 1: sit down, you have to address them like this, um
Speaker 1: and then. But I guess that that doesn't really hold
Speaker 1: for Brent Kavanaugh, Bret Brett Kavanaugh, UM, who just repeated
Speaker 1: I like beer over and over again. Yeah, and that
Speaker 1: was his defense to incredible claims of assault. Was I
Speaker 1: like beer. Yeah, I like beer. But he was mad.
Speaker 1: So that's that's how we knew they won that. Whatever
Speaker 1: the funk it was, that wasn't him being emotional, which
Speaker 1: is another attack we like to levy against women because
Speaker 1: of the misogynistic nature of this body. But yeah, it
Speaker 1: was all, you know, a lot of swings and misses.
Speaker 1: So I'm sure they'll go back to the drawing board
Speaker 1: and try and figure out some other way to smear her.
Speaker 1: Hashtag Disney walkout is trending because LGBTQ people and allies
Speaker 1: employed by the Walt Disney Company are staging a walk
Speaker 1: out today in protest of Florida's Parental Rights and Education Bill,
Speaker 1: which is, you know, more colloquially known as they don't
Speaker 1: say Gay Bill. Yeah, I mean this is after Disney
Speaker 1: put out that forcible statement that said we're so against
Speaker 1: this stuff been our movies, but not in who we
Speaker 1: take money for or give our money to. Well it's
Speaker 1: just not let's not get into that. But that was
Speaker 1: really like they really came with nothing, and like a
Speaker 1: lot of these articles discussing this have just talked about
Speaker 1: the culture within Disney already just being like a very
Speaker 1: like don't ask, don't tell kind of vibe even in
Speaker 1: corporate culture within the company. So, um, yeah, the fuck
Speaker 1: year is it? I don't know, we don't know. Um.
Speaker 1: Kylie Jenner has fixed Wolf Wolf? Uh wasn't that a thing?
Speaker 1: Kanye tweeted I'm gonna fix Wolves. Um it was when
Speaker 1: it was yeah he's making Pablo uh haunting vocal. But
Speaker 1: Kylie Jenner revealed that her son's name is no longer
Speaker 1: Wolf because she and Travis Scott just really didn't feel
Speaker 1: like it was him. Um, and the post on Instagram
Speaker 1: is kind of funny, she said. F y R son's
Speaker 1: name isn't Wolf anymore. Smiley, smiley, sweaty, sweating. We just
Speaker 1: really didn't feel like it was him. Just wanted to
Speaker 1: share because I keep seeing Wolf everywhere. Yeah, because that's
Speaker 1: what you named your child. That's yeah. I think Wolf
Speaker 1: is a cool fucking name. But like it's just funny
Speaker 1: that to be like Wolf is a cool fucking name.
Speaker 1: I do. If you had another child and I think Wolf,
Speaker 1: would you'd say, let's go, let's come on, Wolf O'Brien.
Speaker 1: But that's that's not me. That's I in terms of
Speaker 1: like wild names that like celebrities give their kids. I
Speaker 1: think Wolf is cool, okay, Wolf, Blitzer, whatever. I just
Speaker 1: don't think Wolf is a good name. I understand why
Speaker 1: they're not feeling it, because how do you even like
Speaker 1: make it diminutive? You know what I mean? Then that's
Speaker 1: that's Wolfgang, Amadeus Mozart, Okay, that's what they called Mozart
Speaker 1: and Amadeus. Whenever I hear wolfie, I just think of
Speaker 1: the movie Amadeus, because that's how old I am. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't even think of that movie at all. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm like Wolf from Man. That doesn't that doesn't track.
Speaker 1: It's just a funny point like point of view, too
Speaker 1: occupy to be Like, I keep seeing people call this
Speaker 1: kid wolf. I had to, I had to speak up.
Speaker 1: And it's like, yeah, that's and that's what you told
Speaker 1: him his name was. Okay, what's his name now? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think we're calling like Brett Brett. It
Speaker 1: just doesn't feel right. It just wasn't him. It's a baby,
Speaker 1: I think what it was. It wasn't rolling off the
Speaker 1: tongue like you thought it was gonna wolf. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: like wolf, little teen wolf anymore part in class and Jack,
Speaker 1: don't expose that we're time travelers from the eighties who
Speaker 1: learned how to podcast and nothing Wolf Wolf Wolf Scott. Anyway,
Speaker 1: good luck with the naming, you know, like we we
Speaker 1: had a real we had our our youngest did not
Speaker 1: have a name for a couple of days. I was
Speaker 1: going to ask about that, you know, because a friend
Speaker 1: of mine is about to have a kid too, and
Speaker 1: I was like, what's the timeline when you're the kid
Speaker 1: is born where they're like, yo, you gotta put some
Speaker 1: down on this paper. What is the name? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: gotta you gotta do it before we leave the Hospit
Speaker 1: at all. So I guess we over over twenty four
Speaker 1: hours trying to make up our mind, and the name
Speaker 1: we went with was not even like top ten when
Speaker 1: we started the process. So yeah, look at that. It's
Speaker 1: a little week into the life of the O'Brien. That's right. Um, alright,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break. We'll be right back, and
Speaker 1: we're back, And just like that, they renewed The Sex
Speaker 1: in the City. I think this show is mainly getting
Speaker 1: by on the fact that people like to write headlines
Speaker 1: with and just like that in them exactly. I mean
Speaker 1: it got renewed. I think it was predictable because it
Speaker 1: was a show that had the Sex and the City
Speaker 1: crew and it didn't do terribly performance wise, although most
Speaker 1: people like hate watched it for certain parts, I certainly did.
Speaker 1: I was like, I guess I'll check back in with
Speaker 1: the girls, see what's happening. Um, but yeah, they renewed it.
Speaker 1: I'm just I just can't believe. I was getting so
Speaker 1: like Rick rooting against everybody in the show as I
Speaker 1: watched it, and I'm ready, but then I'm like, I
Speaker 1: guess off to watch season two, Like I don't know
Speaker 1: where the funk my head is at with all this,
Speaker 1: but like what ends up happening? Does Miranda get any
Speaker 1: help with her the issues that she seems to be
Speaker 1: having with like drinking. I feel like they left that
Speaker 1: one kind of hanging, got it? Damn that's called a cliffhanger.
Speaker 1: Um lola. The Lalla Palooza lineup was announced la la.
Speaker 1: I guess that is how that's pronounced um, and we
Speaker 1: get ready hold onto your butts. People be elderly because
Speaker 1: Metallica and Green Day are headliners. Uh confessionals also on
Speaker 1: that line up do Alipa, j Cole, do Jaquet, Machine Gun,
Speaker 1: Kelly Little Baby. Yeah, they got it. It's I don't
Speaker 1: know that this is. This one really made me feel
Speaker 1: like old because like I knew some of the people
Speaker 1: and then other people, I'm like what who um? But
Speaker 1: not enough drawing power for me to be honest. When
Speaker 1: Panthers is, I would see a lot of I mean,
Speaker 1: there are a lot of artists I would check out,
Speaker 1: like I'd really like to see Pink Panthers live, but
Speaker 1: you know, local natives they're performing, Like come on, now,
Speaker 1: what year we I mean, no disrespect, but I mean
Speaker 1: like this is this is like a real retrospective in
Speaker 1: a way. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, do you see anybody
Speaker 1: do you recognize in any of the tiny names Jack,
Speaker 1: because that's how that's how I test my hip nous,
Speaker 1: because you know, like these lineups, the smaller than name
Speaker 1: gets typically the more like indie or like up and
Speaker 1: coming they are. Do you know any of the tiny
Speaker 1: names Mills? I'm thinking of Eddie Mills from uh uh
Speaker 1: let me see. Nope, none of the none of those
Speaker 1: two bottom crews. Uh, let's see Peter Cottentale. I don't
Speaker 1: think so. I mean, I know that children's book, Bucky Chad's,
Speaker 1: Bucky Chad's. Okay, everybody knows Bucky Chad's. Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: Brian is also pointing out there is an act called
Speaker 1: a t Eliens, and I'm like, who is that? And
Speaker 1: is that sanctioned? Yeah? I mean that they seem like
Speaker 1: they're probably influenced by outcasts. They're like, you just love
Speaker 1: the show Atlanta and we just wanted to capture that vibe.
Speaker 1: Um anyways, as an old person special guest Jane's addiction,
Speaker 1: I've heard of them, so big sean store recording glass animals,
Speaker 1: I've heard of them. Charlie x X. That's a Hi
Speaker 1: Jack done, Hi boy. Um yeah, Bucky Chad's That's that's
Speaker 1: the only one. But I know, I know everything about
Speaker 1: Bucky Chad's. So I love big, big beach Heads fans
Speaker 1: out here, and that is somebody's favorite artist and they
Speaker 1: are going to get my mentions and yell at me,
Speaker 1: and I welcome it. Uh, let's talk about Amanda bynes.
Speaker 1: Her nine year long conservatorship was terminated, which is four
Speaker 1: months after Britney Spears's high profile conservatorship was abolished. So
Speaker 1: seems like we're moving in the right direction on that
Speaker 1: whole thing of the abuse of um, yeah, for the elderly. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you know who Bucky Chad's is? Jack? Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: actually kind of funny. It's actually the goalkeeper I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I said goaltender. The goal really for the Toronto Maple Leaves.
Speaker 1: Garrett Sparks DJ is under this pseudonym t J Bucky Chad's. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: what are you? What are you talking about? Why are
Speaker 1: you telling me something that I already know and think
Speaker 1: is totally normal and found it so normal and not
Speaker 1: like I'm having uh angerism of some sort that I
Speaker 1: didn't even mention that it's the goaltender for the Golden
Speaker 1: it's the golder from the Toronto maple leaf. All right,
Speaker 1: let's take a look inside the Oscar swag bags, shall
Speaker 1: we peep in there? So Distinctive Assets is uh the
Speaker 1: company that puts these together, and they are celebrating twenty
Speaker 1: years of giving out some of the most distinctive and um,
Speaker 1: you know, life changing experiences to the most famous people
Speaker 1: in the world. Um, so what they do They put
Speaker 1: together bags for twenty five top nominees in acting and
Speaker 1: directing category. So this year's list including Nicole Kid and
Speaker 1: Steven Spielberg, Denzel Washington, Jessica Chastain, all the people who
Speaker 1: need this ship and um these gift bund bundles are
Speaker 1: each apparently worth a nebulous and infuriating six figures. This
Speaker 1: is according to Davy Club just did a great write
Speaker 1: up of this that I'm just kind of going through here. Um,
Speaker 1: but I I do want to just come through with
Speaker 1: a description of some of the things and come all
Speaker 1: the way through. Okay. Top twenty five recipients will reportedly
Speaker 1: receive um gold fleck infused olive oil free vacations at
Speaker 1: Scottish castles. What free vacations at ten tho dollars spas
Speaker 1: so spas that presumably cost ten thousand dollars just to
Speaker 1: go to uh complementary plastic surgery. Shot. I feel like
Speaker 1: none of these people are using so this is just
Speaker 1: for their rich friends. I'm also right there, like, hey, Nicole,
Speaker 1: let me get that free plastic Kimman is using a
Speaker 1: free plastic surgeon. She'd almost be they'd have to be yea.
Speaker 1: Or why the fund are you giving me this ship?
Speaker 1: It's probably like cool sculpting or some fucking monstrous ship
Speaker 1: like that bottles of some ship called Spermondean. Oh um,
Speaker 1: what's what I'm sorry is that almond flavored sperm? Know
Speaker 1: what you know? Like this out of touch with ship.
Speaker 1: That's like some new baller ship. People are drinking sperm
Speaker 1: Indean sperm Indean life as a dietary supplement. Dude, Come on,
Speaker 1: bro catalyzes the formation from putrescine. Oh right, right, right,
Speaker 1: right right, that's just all sounds like bullshit. There's also
Speaker 1: a bottle of some avocado oil that normally cost two
Speaker 1: hundred dollars for eight point five ounces. That before you
Speaker 1: roll your eyes, I saw that I saw that avocado oil.
Speaker 1: Don't do it because listen back, this avocado oil promises
Speaker 1: to lift the oxidative burden at the cellular level. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, spermandean or avocado oil for two
Speaker 1: d I forget what it was, but I didn't realize
Speaker 1: you were here to lift the oxidative burden at the
Speaker 1: cellular level. I mean, how about I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: one thing, Uh, the only thing that doesn't have to
Speaker 1: lift the burden of oxidation at the cellular level. No,
Speaker 1: I tell you that off, Mike, On Mike, I will
Speaker 1: tell you the only other thing that has lifted the
Speaker 1: oxidative burden at the cellular level for me as Bucky
Speaker 1: Chaed's and uh move that beat um the and then
Speaker 1: the A V Club gives the award for like the
Speaker 1: shittiest thing, although this seems like it's just another one,
Speaker 1: a hand soap purportedly designed to clean both your dirty
Speaker 1: hands and your jewelry at the same time. Fuck shinery,
Speaker 1: Like that's the only one that doesn't sound to me
Speaker 1: absolutely crazy. Yeah, Like it's just like sure, okay, it's
Speaker 1: everybody right, I'm always saying. Right after I finished my shift,
Speaker 1: as a as an auto mechanic, and I have just
Speaker 1: grease all over my hands and my my you know vs.
Speaker 1: Two diamond studded bracelet. Okay, I'm like, I wish I
Speaker 1: could do both at the same time. I got all
Speaker 1: these damn diamond rings on, I got all this fucking
Speaker 1: work grime on my hands. Where is the product for both?
Speaker 1: Are the people on that list? Is Steven's Fielberg? Is
Speaker 1: Nicole Kidman really attracted to olive oil infused with gold flex?
Speaker 1: That seems is a marketing company that uses like these
Speaker 1: products get in there, because then you're can have a
Speaker 1: write up that says my product was gifted to the
Speaker 1: likes of Nicole Kidman, which she immediately gave to an
Speaker 1: assistant who used it. That's what all this ship is
Speaker 1: at the end, like it's just too you know. Now
Speaker 1: you're like, these these products become relevant because they're in
Speaker 1: the swag bag. Before that, if I was talking about
Speaker 1: Sperman Dean, I begin thrown out of a supermarket. So
Speaker 1: I don't know, that's what I'm just like, Sure, give
Speaker 1: them two oil that one person is going to use.
Speaker 1: As the writer points out, the founder of d a
Speaker 1: distinctive assets to put these bags together. Um lash Ferry
Speaker 1: has kind of put it all into perspective, so like
Speaker 1: while some of the stuff might seem strange, They, in
Speaker 1: their statement about these bags said, we are humbled to
Speaker 1: be commemorating two decades of curating a specialty gift bag
Speaker 1: that has become a global pop culture phenomenon. We are
Speaker 1: not only celebrating these incredible nominees, but also it returned
Speaker 1: to normalcy in a post pandemic world. And that is
Speaker 1: what normalcy means to me. Yea, what the fuck? This
Speaker 1: is absolutely talking about people who have jettisoned themselves from
Speaker 1: the day to day reality of people like I'm sorry
Speaker 1: your your bag of expensive ship is restoring the balance
Speaker 1: of our realities. I feel I feel alive again. I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm back back in the old times. I
Speaker 1: was so disheartened by this, uh you know, the wars
Speaker 1: that are happening, THEOZA announcement, Yeah, that was sucking me up.
Speaker 1: Rampant in quality pay gaps. But now that I know
Speaker 1: that Nicole kidd and will get free surgery that she
Speaker 1: won't use, I can find I can exhale, you know,
Speaker 1: and I can just feel like everything's right, you're right,
Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm sorry to distinctive assholes. I'm sorry, disgusting assholes,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sorry about that. I think the asshole. Well,
Speaker 1: those are some of the things that are trending on
Speaker 1: this Tuesday afternoon. We are back tomorrow with the whole
Speaker 1: last episode of the show. Until then, be kind to
Speaker 1: each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine, don't
Speaker 1: do nothing about white supremacy, and we'll talk to y'all tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Bye bye,