Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season to twenty four,
Speaker 1: episode three of Dirt Dailies, Guys, a production of My
Speaker 1: Heart Radio, and it might be episode four. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not good at counting in my old age. It
Speaker 1: is a production of by Heart Radio. And this is
Speaker 1: a podcast where we take a deep dive into America's
Speaker 1: share consciousness. It's Thursday, February seventeen two, which of course
Speaker 1: means that it is Random Acts of Kindness Day, which
Speaker 1: that's nice that other people have a day for it.
Speaker 1: That's every day in this household, Miles. And it's also
Speaker 1: Cabbage Day, National Cabbage Day, National cabbye and day baby
Speaker 1: the It's like the most lifest standing vegetable I think
Speaker 1: on the planet. You know what I mean, like a
Speaker 1: gross fucking anywhere in most kinds of climates. So shout
Speaker 1: out tell my cabbage eating people. You were shocked when
Speaker 1: I said I love cabbage. So you love cabbage? Just raw? What? What? Oh? Big?
Speaker 1: Oh baby? I like them raw? Yeah, baby, I like
Speaker 1: you roll. I take my cabbage and I used I
Speaker 1: slice it in a mandolin so it comes out like
Speaker 1: paper thin, hayper thin. Yeah. I normally you eat it
Speaker 1: like that if you have a tonkutsa like like a
Speaker 1: fried pork cutlet in Japan, it's like a standard side dish.
Speaker 1: But I love love the just I just like cabbage stout.
Speaker 1: I have it with a cana tuna. Yeah, that's like
Speaker 1: when she that's like my cheap college buffet meal right there.
Speaker 1: I love cabbage in Korean soups and stews. I love
Speaker 1: kim she. I'm not crazy about like regular just raw cabbage.
Speaker 1: When you get no matter even if you slice it
Speaker 1: that thin, it feels like something that might be used
Speaker 1: as packing material in like an Amazon package. You know
Speaker 1: what you do? I would say this, you do you
Speaker 1: slice a little bit of onion in there, some white
Speaker 1: onion in there too, just to get a little more
Speaker 1: flavor to it. And it's also about how you dress
Speaker 1: it too, because I look, I'm not just eating here,
Speaker 1: eating a handful of dry rock cabbage. That's yeah, I
Speaker 1: disrespectful in my mouth. At think I'm being I think
Speaker 1: I'm not being fair to cabbage. I'm like, oh, you
Speaker 1: just like to eat it raw, sliced up off the
Speaker 1: ground of a brown paper box. Anyways, my name's Jack
Speaker 1: O'Brien aka because I'm joby yeah, jack O'Brian, joby yeah.
Speaker 1: W'st the zight joby. I'm a power host, joby yeah.
Speaker 1: Let's start the show. That is courtesy of Annasultis had
Speaker 1: take it up a notch for the return of the
Speaker 1: great Hannah saultas At saultas Hand on Twitter. And I'm
Speaker 1: thrilled to be joined as always buy my co host,
Speaker 1: Mr Miles Grab that's right because she's my half. My
Speaker 1: life is bad cast a fuck boy forever doing the
Speaker 1: bar rabbals all the time. That's my wife, Okay at
Speaker 1: waffle house, Christie will thank you for that. Also, I
Speaker 1: see a lot of people I think we're doing on
Speaker 1: discord too. I see the many versions of this being submitted.
Speaker 1: Also shout out to bon Yobi. Wait. Bon Yobi is
Speaker 1: a person on Discourse. Bon Yobi is the original artist
Speaker 1: Yan bon Yobi. Okay, yeah, one of the great I'm
Speaker 1: bon Yobi. Well, Miles, we are thrilled to be joined
Speaker 1: in our third seat by an actress, comedian, and the
Speaker 1: host of both the best bachelor podcast on the national Internet.
Speaker 1: Will you accept this rose as well as the amazing
Speaker 1: new podcast Lady of the Road. You've seen her on Insatiable.
Speaker 1: She started the world premiere of Steve Martin's play Meteor Shower,
Speaker 1: which is just a dope credit shout out to you.
Speaker 1: She's been in, been Clear, every Comedy of Consequence, Shameless,
Speaker 1: Orange is New, Black Key, and Peel Fresh off the Boat.
Speaker 1: If she's in something that you should be watching it,
Speaker 1: Please welcome the brilliant, the talented, the hilarious Ard Marie.
Speaker 1: I'm also a huge Jan Boniobi fans with you guys,
Speaker 1: know you also loved jan Bonioba on tour we were
Speaker 1: following yan Boniobi a bunch of Yobi heads. Did you
Speaker 1: have a Jan Boniobi cover band for your wedding? Mile know,
Speaker 1: you know what's funny. I first saw that name when
Speaker 1: I was at a like when I was in a
Speaker 1: band at this nightclub and like this venue in Long Beach.
Speaker 1: They had like the DJs that we're spending that week,
Speaker 1: and one of them was called jon bon Yobi, and
Speaker 1: I was like, that's the sickest name I've ever that.
Speaker 1: In Trillbo swagons were like the two and I was like, Yo,
Speaker 1: this place is they got swagons and yon by Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm moving in. That's so good. What's your band's name
Speaker 1: at that time? Are you able to speak to alright?
Speaker 1: And then and then live the homegirl from the band,
Speaker 1: she's like she does her own solo thing under fem
Speaker 1: now p h E M so shout out to what
Speaker 1: did you play? Play bass? Okay? I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: You look at this man and you don't know that
Speaker 1: he's immediately you don't know since the bassist inside you
Speaker 1: know what I actually do. It completely makes sense. And
Speaker 1: again now that he's got a wife, I see f
Speaker 1: B bass player, you know what I mean? But now
Speaker 1: now I see like, oh, he's got a ring on it, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a producer. He's just plays bass in the band. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's really low key producing. Exactly right, that's exactly yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a fun time. I I love playing music
Speaker 1: and it's funny. Aren't you bring up my marriage because
Speaker 1: one of the first moments of dread in my relationship
Speaker 1: to her Majesty, with her Majesty was when I ran
Speaker 1: into you. So at the time, I was keeping my
Speaker 1: my workplace romance such a secret. I didn't want anybody
Speaker 1: to know anything. And then I ran into you at
Speaker 1: a hotel in Palm Springs, and I was like, fuck,
Speaker 1: like she fucking knows. It's like, here's what you need
Speaker 1: to know about me. Though I'm weirdly I am weirdly
Speaker 1: good at keeping a cone of silence. I will if
Speaker 1: it's somebody else's story to tell you can actually I
Speaker 1: can be a vault and I will not spread. I
Speaker 1: will not be the cause of mischief to get something out,
Speaker 1: which is and see. And that's where the trust began.
Speaker 1: I would never. I would never. This is gonna be
Speaker 1: a spoiler from a few years ago. But on the
Speaker 1: second season of Insatiable, they told me at the very
Speaker 1: beginning of the season that I was this spoiler alert
Speaker 1: that I was the serial killer of the season and
Speaker 1: like spoiler and like, nobody out, none of the other
Speaker 1: cast new and like, and they were all trying to
Speaker 1: figure out who it was. A Lissa Melana was convinced
Speaker 1: it was herself and like, and I remember at the end,
Speaker 1: like the show runner came up to like, I never
Speaker 1: told one person, and I remember she so since then
Speaker 1: she's like confided to me about other things. She was like, like,
Speaker 1: you're a weird little vault, so I'll hold anybody's secret. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I like, what was it like to knowing that it's
Speaker 1: you and then having like somebody else you would be like,
Speaker 1: you know, honestly, are didn't I think it might be mean?
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, I love, I love for you to
Speaker 1: have Samantha from Who's the Boss go I think it's me,
Speaker 1: and I go it's Amantha. Um, she's Samantha. Yeah she
Speaker 1: was Samantha. Yeah she wasna. It actually felt exciting to
Speaker 1: go be having tacos in Atlanta with Samantha, who's like,
Speaker 1: I think it's me and I actually I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what it really, that's absolutely it felt kind
Speaker 1: of fun. He's like, yes, and a Lissa Milano probably is.
Speaker 1: You're absolutely right. You had to feel a little bit
Speaker 1: like you were the boss in that moment. I actually
Speaker 1: changed my legal last name to the Boss. Now. I
Speaker 1: like when I listen Milano, she figures out it's just
Speaker 1: like that motherfucker looked me in my eye was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cool, Like I hate d Arden is a great actor.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's the boss, starts the boss ass actor. Does
Speaker 1: it ever backfire that you're a vault and people are like, alright, Harden,
Speaker 1: I hit a kid the other day. Yeah, my trunk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I need your help. I killed the person outside of
Speaker 1: bombs Okay, um, you know pretexted who you texted nobody? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. I like, I actually feel like I'm somebody
Speaker 1: that people would call, like from jail, because I also
Speaker 1: very weirdly resourceful, like I was raised very independently kind
Speaker 1: of like figure it out. So like if you called
Speaker 1: me and you were in trouble, I could probably try
Speaker 1: to help you figure just like my scrappy upbringing. I would.
Speaker 1: I would. I'm a good I try to help you
Speaker 1: figure it out. And like a street pickpocket, what do
Speaker 1: you mean? Yeah, I'm sorry that I did still Jack's
Speaker 1: wallet at the growth the Erica Girl Dolls store. I'm
Speaker 1: the trolley, just my little fingers. He caught me. It
Speaker 1: wasn't that good at being a pickpocket, but you know,
Speaker 1: a beautiful friendship started quickly. I think you actually dropped it.
Speaker 1: All the cash was gone, but she left the credit card,
Speaker 1: so that was nice. I'm so sorry. I think I
Speaker 1: just found this stain video. Also, like why do you
Speaker 1: keep those star By gift cards so they don't even
Speaker 1: have cash on him anymore? Yeah? Yeah, how do you
Speaker 1: if there's an it keep saying I like to make
Speaker 1: jewels like a statement necklace out of them. At some
Speaker 1: point that's spent Starbucks gift cards. All right, Arden, we're
Speaker 1: going to get to know you a little bit better
Speaker 1: in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a
Speaker 1: couple of the things we're talking about. The police still
Speaker 1: don't know how to check if drivers are stoned or not.
Speaker 1: They're testing out a new device, but it's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, Well, we'll we'll talk about it. It does
Speaker 1: not seem like a achievable task. Um or it will
Speaker 1: inevitably be police arresting whoever they wanted to do arrest
Speaker 1: on the first place, because how you are high is
Speaker 1: so just based on who you are and how you
Speaker 1: interact with the medication. And we're gonna talk about the
Speaker 1: early two thousand's officially coming back on the fashion runway,
Speaker 1: all of that plenty more. But before we get to
Speaker 1: any of it, Ard, and we do like to ask
Speaker 1: our guest, what is something from your search history? Okay,
Speaker 1: it's my recent search history. I opened it up, and
Speaker 1: I would say the first thing that was interesting was
Speaker 1: I had searched Kim Kardashian age Pete Davidson age, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is that? I think she's I think she's forty
Speaker 1: one and he's twenty eight. I could be wrong, but
Speaker 1: something like that. It's something like that, and I was
Speaker 1: here for it. Yeah, I loved it. Oh that that
Speaker 1: romance so tyl as old as time as old at time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then yeah, it's interesting like how that people are
Speaker 1: slowly being like I think actually Kanye is having a
Speaker 1: near illegal reaction response to her moving on, like all
Speaker 1: the Stoker type ship he's been doing. Yeah, yeah, I think, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, it's just interesting. My brain also goes to,
Speaker 1: at a certain point, they're not documenting it at a
Speaker 1: certain point, they're not in front of cameras, at a
Speaker 1: certain point, they're not having sex. When that is happening,
Speaker 1: What are they talk about, Oh, Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian,
Speaker 1: what are they talking about? I feel like he's like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go and buy some sneakers. Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go because he still lives with his mom right on
Speaker 1: Staten Island. I think so, yeah, I think he still
Speaker 1: lives with his mom. She visited him in Staten Island.
Speaker 1: They went into a spider Man over the holidays. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think he still lives at home with his mom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you think she's like so into like how like
Speaker 1: I guess comparatively like Norm Coore, he is, you know,
Speaker 1: like that he lives at home and it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: isn't that cool? Like do you want to go to
Speaker 1: that cookie place again? It's like Mrs Fields at the
Speaker 1: moment thing and they can fold in any topic you
Speaker 1: want right perfect. It feels like because the other thing
Speaker 1: they did on their day was like going to go
Speaker 1: on roller coaster yeah, and then also go to write
Speaker 1: it and get ice cream. I'm starting like it's starting
Speaker 1: to give me real uh the relationship in big but yes,
Speaker 1: truly a child. Well maybe maybe he's fun. I think
Speaker 1: by the end maybe Kanye was less fun. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: like there's a simplicity of like we bone and we
Speaker 1: go eat ice cream. Yeah yeah, I mean we bone
Speaker 1: and he doesn't put a sequenced mask on and we
Speaker 1: just watched Yeah. Like I feel like maybe that's like
Speaker 1: because at a certain point, it seems like a lot
Speaker 1: of energy goes into being that cool like or you know,
Speaker 1: like being a mega celebrity. At a certain point you
Speaker 1: just want to be like, I don't know, man, he
Speaker 1: want to go buy a Chucky doll and he took
Speaker 1: my Rolls Royce to go at it. Like have you
Speaker 1: seen that picture of him like getting out of her
Speaker 1: car with like a Chucky action figure? Yeah, that's like
Speaker 1: so he's like, hey, I gotta go pick something up.
Speaker 1: Can I drive your fucking Rolls Royce. I've seen him
Speaker 1: getting out of the Rolls Royce. I didn't get he's
Speaker 1: really elevated. Knowing what was in his his arm amazing
Speaker 1: if I've been in a baby Bjord, But yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. If he's like Pete. Davidson also strikes as
Speaker 1: the kind of guy who's still not like still wrapping
Speaker 1: his head around the fact that he's with Kim kardash
Speaker 1: and he's like, I just can't believe it's you, you
Speaker 1: know this whole time. I mean he's gotten a lot
Speaker 1: of ladies like he's you know, one person just basically
Speaker 1: coins b d E about you and you are set
Speaker 1: for life, honey, You're sack alive. Like you're good. It
Speaker 1: was like in high school that if like one of
Speaker 1: the cool girls like picked some rando guy like like
Speaker 1: who was not like the guy once he was sort
Speaker 1: of a maid man or maid dude, like he was set,
Speaker 1: like all all the girls would go after him. So
Speaker 1: I think it was like my my freshman year, this
Speaker 1: junior in high school, like we started talking on the phone.
Speaker 1: She had a boyfriend, and they're like, yo, dude's talking
Speaker 1: that freshman right on the phone. And then people are like, hey, bro,
Speaker 1: you're cool man, welcome to the circle. I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: thank you. So oh man, I'm a virgin and I'm funny.
Speaker 1: That happened to me in seventh grade with like an
Speaker 1: eighth grade girl, and everybody just wanted to beat me up.
Speaker 1: He thought it was cool because me problems. One time
Speaker 1: I was look full disclosure, I have my wisdom, teeth
Speaker 1: are moving, and I was selling my vikinging at parties
Speaker 1: and I remember like the guy who she was with
Speaker 1: was like trying to get him for free and like
Speaker 1: like g up on me. But I other people in
Speaker 1: the school backed me up. They're like, hey, man, I
Speaker 1: leave maloney. Now. How did it completely alter your high
Speaker 1: school experience? Were you like, did you like ladies right
Speaker 1: and left? Not? Not really? I had I had braces
Speaker 1: and when I got my braces off. That's when ship
Speaker 1: started popping off off, popping off. That was my that
Speaker 1: was my like swan moment, like like Matt Dilon and
Speaker 1: something about Mary. He was so funny with his teeth.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because at that point it correct me if
Speaker 1: I'm wrong. We didn't know Matt Dylon could be funny
Speaker 1: and the same like mattl is never funny before that
Speaker 1: and the seame Matt Dylan is all out like those Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. He was so funny, Pat Healey, that character
Speaker 1: is an iconic film scumback so good. Yeah that yeah,
Speaker 1: that movie is hugely important a comedy fan. It's like
Speaker 1: one of my favorite comedies. So fully ships so funny.
Speaker 1: I mean I could watch Ben still or get tortured
Speaker 1: by people like for like forty eight hours straight. It
Speaker 1: is so funny. How oh the interrogation after they catch
Speaker 1: all the dudes and the bushes and then like whoever
Speaker 1: made that press? Like the prosthetic and the zipper his
Speaker 1: dick and the zipper, Like I forgot how many people
Speaker 1: came into the bathroom to look at it, and I
Speaker 1: forgot like what proceeded it with him like looking through
Speaker 1: the window and was so great. She was so funny,
Speaker 1: like it was Keith David puts on his readers. So good,
Speaker 1: let's get let me get a look at that. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Magnus tips Magnus, Oh my god, the dog
Speaker 1: I hadn't seen it was so god. That is a
Speaker 1: funny day, ridiculously good, really good. What is what something
Speaker 1: you think is overread? Okay, I say this ever since
Speaker 1: I was a baby, I've been a night ow. I'm born.
Speaker 1: I am genetically wired as a nocturnal creature. I think
Speaker 1: being an early bird is overrated, overvalued. I think, yes,
Speaker 1: it's easier too. It's easier to sort of succeed in
Speaker 1: suciety society if you like, look at me, if I've
Speaker 1: actually gotten any sleep, I could say that properly, it's
Speaker 1: easier to succeed in society if you're like an early riser.
Speaker 1: I do get up. I'm exhausted all the time. But
Speaker 1: there's something to be said. I am so fun. I
Speaker 1: was so fun at a slumber party. I am so
Speaker 1: fun from the hours from like eleven to three, Like
Speaker 1: there's something there's a magic witching hour, and and it's
Speaker 1: not something you choose, it's just in your blood. And
Speaker 1: like I think there's a real arrogance to like just
Speaker 1: genetic early risers. Right, yeah, that's I'm I kind of
Speaker 1: feel the same. I can be like dead the whole
Speaker 1: day and then suddenly like find a burst of energy
Speaker 1: like a ten PM. That's because it's fun. Then is
Speaker 1: a fun time then because it's still okay? Wait, so
Speaker 1: is it fun because you're like everyone's asleep except us?
Speaker 1: Or is it that you're like, I love sleep so
Speaker 1: fun the morning, I think, I think I'm in my
Speaker 1: best spirits. Late at night I have the most creat
Speaker 1: like my creative juices are going the most. I feel happiest.
Speaker 1: I think I feel like kind of mischievous, like it's
Speaker 1: when I'm at my best, and I think the world
Speaker 1: like doesn't value that. Right. Can you go help all
Speaker 1: those people who gave entrusted you with their secrets. That's right,
Speaker 1: I gotta go. I gotta go. I have to go
Speaker 1: deal with the body. I gotta go. Exactly, I've got
Speaker 1: I've got all my ammonia in my car. I gotta
Speaker 1: go to different size. That sounds that sounds like he
Speaker 1: has some experience. Well I always say this because I
Speaker 1: had like a I had like a explosion at my
Speaker 1: house and from a fireplace, and so I went like
Speaker 1: laid it and to home to home depot. I was
Speaker 1: told like ammonia was going to help get off of
Speaker 1: the walls and stuff. And the guy. It was like
Speaker 1: just me at eleven pm, like but like the Eagle
Speaker 1: Rock home depot and the guy. I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: do you know where the ammonia is? The guy don't
Speaker 1: work there. He looked like he was like eighteen. He
Speaker 1: looked at me and goes, just make sure you use
Speaker 1: enough to knock him out. I was like what, And
Speaker 1: then I asked that was like whoa And I said
Speaker 1: I started laughing. I was like, what if I was
Speaker 1: here for that? He goes, hey, I didn't see anything.
Speaker 1: I didn't see anything. That guy's the vault. That guy.
Speaker 1: That's the sort of fun interaction you don't have when
Speaker 1: you go into home depot in the morning. They're not
Speaker 1: gonna be like fun and flirty and be like we're
Speaker 1: both serial killers. They're gonna be over there just like
Speaker 1: leave me alone. Fun flirty serial killer interactions. Journal entry
Speaker 1: that night, journal I finally met her. He understands me,
Speaker 1: this blonde woman with a high pitched voice. Finally I
Speaker 1: felt like neo, the one she's finally came looking for
Speaker 1: the ammonia. The downside of that, the only the only
Speaker 1: other people you find buying ammonia in the middle of
Speaker 1: the night at home depot are probably using it to
Speaker 1: clean up a mess. Everyone's cleaning up a mass of
Speaker 1: some kind. Can I say one more interaction I had
Speaker 1: at the home depot and then I checked out. This
Speaker 1: is what you get at midnight at the home depot.
Speaker 1: I was checking out and the woman I was like,
Speaker 1: how are you doing to the security guard was this
Speaker 1: lady and she's like not good. She goes My coworker.
Speaker 1: He just called me. He's like stuck somewhere. He's in
Speaker 1: a car. There's a bunny running around in his car,
Speaker 1: just like pissing and sh eating the seeds everywhere, and
Speaker 1: he didn't have anything to clean it up. And I
Speaker 1: told him, I'm not driving an hour to clean up
Speaker 1: the bunny ship. And I'm wait, wait, what, Like there's
Speaker 1: some dude, like just some random bunny, Like what is
Speaker 1: happening of this? Maybe maybe this was just a figment
Speaker 1: of my imagination. Maybe I was just like tripping on
Speaker 1: ayahuasca and I never went to Home Depot and pneumonia. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what happened. That's what happens. If you're a night
Speaker 1: all you get jewels like that. Yeah, not to just
Speaker 1: keep doing callbacks, but I do feel like Kim Kardashian
Speaker 1: and Pete Davidson have had that conversation before, Like he's
Speaker 1: been like, there's a bunny loosing your Carwhere what the
Speaker 1: whole kind of coworker relationship does that that you call
Speaker 1: a coworker to be like, hey man, everywhere, Okay, that's
Speaker 1: there's a bunny. Who's bunny? Is it? Like why isn't
Speaker 1: it like if it's your bunny, why is it just
Speaker 1: running free around your car, eating eating the seats and
Speaker 1: stuff like Yeah, yeah, like I think everywhere. That's like
Speaker 1: I think another thing on like Kim Kardashian and Pete's
Speaker 1: bucket list, She's like, you know what I've always want
Speaker 1: to do is go to like home Depot. Once it's like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, like this is like this is like
Speaker 1: the poor People's supply store. By the way, it does
Speaker 1: not doesappoint a late night trip to home Depot. I
Speaker 1: had two interactions. Both of them were like champion level
Speaker 1: Olympic gold Stars. I know, amazing. All right, let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break and we'll be right back. And we're back,
Speaker 1: And we also like to ask our guests, what is
Speaker 1: something that you think is underrated? Pardon? I really love
Speaker 1: water parks, and I feel like people when they get
Speaker 1: into adulthood, they're like, oh yeah, like I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: go to Splash Mountain, Like they kind of look down
Speaker 1: on it like that cleanling as the hell. They treat
Speaker 1: it sort of like it's a trashy outing it is.
Speaker 1: I mean, truly think about the joy you have felt
Speaker 1: like on a hot day at a really insane water park.
Speaker 1: They are so fun and like I think they are
Speaker 1: like like royal level, Like I feel like the Queen
Speaker 1: of England, like like you know, Kate Middleton should go
Speaker 1: enjoy a water butt, like they should bring like dignitary
Speaker 1: like I don't. I think people treat them like they're
Speaker 1: like low brow entertainment. So fun, right, You're like, there's no,
Speaker 1: there's nothing more luxurious than going to a water park,
Speaker 1: which says that's right. It's like it's like something to
Speaker 1: aspire to. Yeah, do you like water parks? Oh? I
Speaker 1: love a water park love a water park, love a
Speaker 1: lazy river, love anything out of water park, even the
Speaker 1: terrible food. Like I remember when, um, what is it? What?
Speaker 1: Then is the one at six Flags called they have
Speaker 1: a Hurricane Harbor? Thank you home brain, Hurricane Harbor? When
Speaker 1: that opened up, Like we gotta go to Hurricane Harbor,
Speaker 1: like we gotta try this ship out. And I there's
Speaker 1: something about the smell of like, you know, near toxic
Speaker 1: levels of chlorine that like makes me feel like I'm
Speaker 1: in heaven. And maybe because I'm slowly dying for sure,
Speaker 1: but I really associate the two of being like this
Speaker 1: is the sickest shit ever and then eating like a
Speaker 1: stale ass cheeseburger, yes, oh, a churro. You know, it's
Speaker 1: like you're also like scraping up your feet, burning, burning
Speaker 1: all of you. You know, it's it's being like getting
Speaker 1: wedgies going down? Like really, did I have to be honest,
Speaker 1: did you see the Action Park documentary? M I didn't
Speaker 1: see it. Now, when I was a very very young child,
Speaker 1: I got taken a park. I went did you did
Speaker 1: you really? Oh? Yeah, oh yeah, that's your origin story
Speaker 1: as a human and a lover of water parks. Did
Speaker 1: you also suffer horrific spinal trauma. It was so dangerous
Speaker 1: because I was also I had a lot of older
Speaker 1: like older brother, a lot of older male cousins. It
Speaker 1: was like me and the boys. Nobody's in a seatbelt,
Speaker 1: thrown in the back of like somebody station one again
Speaker 1: going driving in New Jersey, like six hours. It was
Speaker 1: so fun, so dangerous, like no supervision, Like I remember
Speaker 1: the boy. You go through like a tunnel underground and
Speaker 1: just get shot out of the side of like a
Speaker 1: cliff that you just rocket and then fly down just
Speaker 1: I think I weighed like forty pounds and like giant
Speaker 1: gentleman from like mobster type guys from New Jersey like
Speaker 1: landing on you. It was spectacular. Sect no insurance, no
Speaker 1: no class action lawsuits. It was just like you felt
Speaker 1: the danger and you knew the risk, and it was
Speaker 1: like even as a young child, it was just like
Speaker 1: this is living, so you're still chasing that high. I
Speaker 1: started at the top and has been disappointing ever since.
Speaker 1: But it was great. I love it. I love dad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a there's a water park in oceans Sat in
Speaker 1: New Jersey that we go to every year, and it's
Speaker 1: got a children's section, Like I grew up going on
Speaker 1: the big slides obviously kind of a badass, but you
Speaker 1: know with the three year old five year old, we
Speaker 1: we stick to the Pirates Bay area and it has
Speaker 1: like various pirate ships and like there's like little like
Speaker 1: holes you can run through that like have all different
Speaker 1: like water shooting at you at different directions. And it
Speaker 1: made me realize, like the kids in a lot of ways,
Speaker 1: like that the aspect of it where it's basically a
Speaker 1: playground that has water shooting at you and like water
Speaker 1: water cannons that you can shoot at one another. Like
Speaker 1: that I feel like is relegated to the kids and
Speaker 1: could could be grown up for adults because I feel
Speaker 1: like you don't see that as much on the adult side.
Speaker 1: Everything's more fun water shot at you. Yeah, the best.
Speaker 1: What did you guys do as children that? Like looking back,
Speaker 1: was like, oh it was really dangerous. I mean I
Speaker 1: went to the I was just thinking when you guys
Speaker 1: were talking about this place. River Country, there was a
Speaker 1: Disney property that was like rusty, Like I think it
Speaker 1: was like mad designed to like kind of have that
Speaker 1: old timey field, but you had to like swim through
Speaker 1: a very deep like river to get to the water slides,
Speaker 1: and I was like, did they like give you a
Speaker 1: swim test? Like how did I get to do that?
Speaker 1: Like they must have just been pulling bodies out of
Speaker 1: there like on the daily like Disney is just you know,
Speaker 1: just flip them over into the non river country side
Speaker 1: of the river be like I don't know that. Yeah
Speaker 1: that sounds fun. Yeah, anything I did that was everything
Speaker 1: I did was traditionally unsafe. There was everything was like
Speaker 1: I had fun and like that was unsafe. It was
Speaker 1: always like we would start fights with skateboarders at the
Speaker 1: school and then like like lure them into like a
Speaker 1: surprise attack in an alley with BB guns or I
Speaker 1: don't know, like just launch ourselves off of like a
Speaker 1: loading bay behind a grocery store, in a shopping cart
Speaker 1: and then like shatter our bodies. That sounds fun. You
Speaker 1: know Jackass type ship. That sounds really fun. I haven't
Speaker 1: seen Jackass yet, but I heard it was really fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: abslinely to see that. Yeah that that BB gun thing
Speaker 1: sounds dangerous for everyone except you. I've seen I've seen
Speaker 1: you with a BB gun miles here. Yeah, that's the
Speaker 1: only guy who could bank it off of a curb
Speaker 1: and hit somebody shooting from behind, hit him in the
Speaker 1: front of the leg. What happens if you get hit
Speaker 1: by a bb hurt It hurts, you mean, it doesn't
Speaker 1: break skin, but it doesn't want to. But you get
Speaker 1: a pretty fucked up well depending on like how much
Speaker 1: you know the velocity is coming out of there. But
Speaker 1: it was wild. I remember, yeah, like it was all
Speaker 1: it was like back in the day, be like yo,
Speaker 1: fuck you and then like four people would chase you
Speaker 1: and you like got their ass, wait till we get
Speaker 1: him in this alley and like we got smoke bombs issue.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the funk you're think, but it
Speaker 1: was fun for everybody. Oh yeah, oh yeah, because they
Speaker 1: wish I would get them before they chased you like that.
Speaker 1: Almost it felt like an eighties movie, Like we were
Speaker 1: basically like mimicking eighties films, which like Get the Bullies
Speaker 1: and because one time they hit our friend in the
Speaker 1: face with the skateboard and that's when we're like okay,
Speaker 1: it's like that every day was karate Kid. It was everything. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's true. A lot of people who
Speaker 1: grew up in l A like their their childhood high
Speaker 1: jinks sound way more violent and scary than mine, which
Speaker 1: was like I rode my bike on a really scary
Speaker 1: road that had cars going fast and me, I'm like
Speaker 1: I was going through like encampments in the l A
Speaker 1: River looking for a buried bag of weed when I
Speaker 1: was yeah, just kind of all over the East Coast
Speaker 1: and Midwest. So yeah, like when I think of like
Speaker 1: real young like riding my bike on like state roads
Speaker 1: and ship that like shouldn't like didn't have a place
Speaker 1: for you to ride a bike on, I'm thinking like Dayton, Ohio, Wheeling,
Speaker 1: West Virginia, all the all the highlights, the places that
Speaker 1: you've had on your bucket list. Oh yeah, obviously both
Speaker 1: great talents. Al Right, well let's talk about something else
Speaker 1: dangerous to do. Driving high for some people. For me, yeah,
Speaker 1: but mostly because I when I was the type of
Speaker 1: high person that would drive seven miles per hour tops
Speaker 1: and feel like I was speeding and also that everyone's
Speaker 1: looking at me. But you know, I also know I
Speaker 1: have some good friends who have been using weed since
Speaker 1: middle school as like a d D medication and like
Speaker 1: cased their gmat like just high out of their mind
Speaker 1: because like they are better at stuff when they're high,
Speaker 1: So it really depends. That's the hard bit about trying.
Speaker 1: You know, as like more and more states legal eyes
Speaker 1: recreational cannabis, you know the thing all law enforcements like, well,
Speaker 1: how do we pull people the funk over for being
Speaker 1: high while driving? That's like the fucking white whale that
Speaker 1: law enforcement is searching for. And I think in general
Speaker 1: a lot of people too, even like stoners, say, look,
Speaker 1: if there was a way for you to actually be like,
Speaker 1: hey man, you're too high to drive, because people would
Speaker 1: be like, I've been so high I shouldn't drive. Most
Speaker 1: people just don't. But if there was a way to say,
Speaker 1: verifiably this person is too high to drive, we've proved
Speaker 1: it with this test that doesn't rely on you know,
Speaker 1: some guys stepdad from the seventies being an asshole, then
Speaker 1: maybe this would be like a fair application of the law.
Speaker 1: But as it stands, we just have things like blood
Speaker 1: tests that will measure like the amount of nanograms of
Speaker 1: t S inr blood. But since THC is fat soluble,
Speaker 1: it's not like alcohol, which is water soluble. That ship
Speaker 1: can stay in your system for weeks or maybe just
Speaker 1: a couple of days or hours depending on your biology,
Speaker 1: so that's not really a good way to measure it.
Speaker 1: And also it only measures like how much th HC
Speaker 1: is in your blood, it doesn't necessarily measure if how
Speaker 1: impaired you might be. And then you know standard sobriety
Speaker 1: tests wield pretty wildly inconsistent results because you know, some
Speaker 1: like you're saying, some people are completely fucked up, can
Speaker 1: be completely sucked up, some people are normal, and some
Speaker 1: people have fucking super strength somehow. So the need for
Speaker 1: something that can measure someone's cognitive impairment that isn't like
Speaker 1: rife with cultural biases or discriminatory leanings of a police
Speaker 1: officer is like critical to have a balanced application of
Speaker 1: the law. So a few states again have said, well,
Speaker 1: maybe the blood tests the same thing, but even cops
Speaker 1: are like, that's not even close, Like this person looks
Speaker 1: sober and then their blood said one thing, Like that
Speaker 1: doesn't even feel right even for the police. So there's
Speaker 1: a device called cognitive You, which is being touted as
Speaker 1: the solution to this problem and was first is developed
Speaker 1: as like a test for cognitive decline in aging people
Speaker 1: just to see like, okay, we can begin to see
Speaker 1: like their reaction time, like their ability to tract things
Speaker 1: with their eyes. And that's where I was familiar with it,
Speaker 1: from you making me take it after a couple of
Speaker 1: slow recordings, right, I don't like jack, come on now,
Speaker 1: which one of these is not a real word? So
Speaker 1: that's what this like whole this machine does. It like
Speaker 1: looks like a little laptop and it has like a
Speaker 1: jog wheel in the center of it, so it'll do
Speaker 1: things like ask questions like literally which shape is different
Speaker 1: and show you like a few different shapes, so you
Speaker 1: have to discern which is different or like which word
Speaker 1: is real? And you have to rotate the knob to
Speaker 1: like select the answer, and if you take too long,
Speaker 1: the test will just move on and like record that
Speaker 1: as like a non answer, or just begin to calculate
Speaker 1: what you're impairing. That's where I started having a panic attack.
Speaker 1: That part where it was like it'll just move on.
Speaker 1: As you're going to the radio literally hearing this the
Speaker 1: knobs and the moving on. I can't smoke pot because
Speaker 1: I am the full panic attack, Like I go right
Speaker 1: to the middle Earth, I go right, so like me go.
Speaker 1: If you don't hold onto my hand, I will slip
Speaker 1: to Middle Earth, or if I don't call, I'm like
Speaker 1: such a buzz kill, and everyone's like, how to see
Speaker 1: you high, It's like not if you will have a
Speaker 1: good time. You don't even just hearing that this literally
Speaker 1: cripples me with panic. Oh and it's and it has
Speaker 1: like many different things, like little ways to make the
Speaker 1: test harder, Like the wheel will be harder to rotate,
Speaker 1: they say, as if it was in peanut butter like
Speaker 1: so just to like fully begin to like take advantage
Speaker 1: of like, oh, is this thrown them off because the
Speaker 1: wheel moves a little bit slower than the first questions,
Speaker 1: Then this one seems like super will too. For to
Speaker 1: see how well they respond to visual stimuli, they make
Speaker 1: like these flashing frantic dots, and it will instruct you
Speaker 1: stay on the bright dots. And you have like a
Speaker 1: green wedge that you can hover over, like with the
Speaker 1: rotating knobs, and you have to like put it over
Speaker 1: the white twinkling like dots, and but don't mistake them
Speaker 1: for the gray ones around it. And again these are
Speaker 1: things that are just meant to slowly see your reaction
Speaker 1: time and things like this. So to test this, like
Speaker 1: how well this machine worked on this Wired article. They're
Speaker 1: like they these people got together in Colorado, a group
Speaker 1: of like cops from New York who were trained in
Speaker 1: something called their drug recognition Experts, which just sounds like
Speaker 1: like the most annoying parents kind of thing, like, Oh,
Speaker 1: we're trained to recognize when someone's drugged out, you know,
Speaker 1: Like oh yeah, they right. They write those like lists
Speaker 1: that are like, here's what to look for if your
Speaker 1: kids like smoking pot, put a UV lead on their
Speaker 1: tongue to see I Like, it's like literally ship like that.
Speaker 1: So the cops they did, they did their thing where
Speaker 1: like they were looking at the same group of stoners,
Speaker 1: Like a bunch of stoners volunteered for this, and they
Speaker 1: used their you know, skills to figure out which who
Speaker 1: was high from there and then a lot of and
Speaker 1: then also the people use the cognitive view machine and
Speaker 1: the results were mixed because it cannabis effects everybody so differently.
Speaker 1: The cops attended to be when they actually looked at
Speaker 1: the data, they were more lenient in their assessment than
Speaker 1: the fucking machine. Sen was like, and a lot of
Speaker 1: the people the stowners involved are like like it just
Speaker 1: seemed like like the cops are actually an easier experience
Speaker 1: for me to deal with than like the machine that
Speaker 1: felt like made me feel like I was completely failing
Speaker 1: at like the basic motor skills. But the thing that
Speaker 1: is sort of also tricky with this is about smokers,
Speaker 1: Like like stowners, they think they drive better when they're high,
Speaker 1: or at least they say they're more focused and aware,
Speaker 1: which I think anyone who smokes, we had just heard
Speaker 1: that refrain very consistent, like dude, I don't drive faster,
Speaker 1: I drive slower, like I'm more aware, and you know
Speaker 1: that that's a that's not the best sentiment to have
Speaker 1: when it comes to roads safety. And like now when
Speaker 1: I smoke this ship and I go slow mo, I'm
Speaker 1: a better driver. But then you looked at this test
Speaker 1: and some people with the Cognitiview machine, they were like
Speaker 1: outliers who performed better after smoking. So that was really
Speaker 1: fucking up. Like the administrators are being like fuck like
Speaker 1: this guy I looked stoned up his face and he
Speaker 1: was like killing he was crushing the scores. Like even
Speaker 1: for like sober like genius people. We've used to like
Speaker 1: kind of get an average of how people respond. So
Speaker 1: all that to say is it's still a very very
Speaker 1: tricky thing to figure out because there's really no one
Speaker 1: way too, you know, discern what someone's level of impairment is.
Speaker 1: Just hearing about that machine, it reminds me of going
Speaker 1: to the eye doctor and when you have to look
Speaker 1: at that thing and they're like click every time you
Speaker 1: see the squiggly line, you know that, And it's like,
Speaker 1: I just am so panicked about seeing the squiggly line
Speaker 1: that I feel like it just the test always says
Speaker 1: that I can't see anything because I'm so panicking and clicking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: whoever came up with that, this this stoned driving thing.
Speaker 1: It feels like they just want everyone to fail, right, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: And I think that's the hard part is like even
Speaker 1: law enforcement and like other like district attorneys are like, dude,
Speaker 1: we don't have anything good to really be able to
Speaker 1: figure this out. And that's why they're scrambling to figure
Speaker 1: this out because I mean, I think at the end
Speaker 1: of the day, like everyone's so into this idea of
Speaker 1: impairment and it and I mean not that everyone's so
Speaker 1: into it, but like with things like alcohol, it's pretty straightforward.
Speaker 1: But with some substances such as this, you know, some
Speaker 1: people end up becoming fucking superman after smoking. So it's like,
Speaker 1: how do you wed well, what what is what is
Speaker 1: the way to to even keep people safe? Like and
Speaker 1: let's just trust stoners, Like hey man, I get it, dude,
Speaker 1: you get it right, Like if if the person is
Speaker 1: good at this test after after smoking and like getting
Speaker 1: pulled over like you, probably I wouldn't feel that bad
Speaker 1: letting them drive even if they were out like super high,
Speaker 1: because clearly they have their ship together, Like that's what.
Speaker 1: And then if you're wouldn't be good at this test,
Speaker 1: like this test sounds bad enough to me to like
Speaker 1: if I smoked weed, I would never drive ever again,
Speaker 1: just take a license. Based on the comment, I just
Speaker 1: I'd stop driving, I'd give away my license and on
Speaker 1: the off chance that I would get pulled over again
Speaker 1: at the grove. Yeah, but yeah, I think it's it.
Speaker 1: You know, we're yet to figure out the best one.
Speaker 1: And I even, like colloquially someone who smokes a lot,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't really know how because like my
Speaker 1: balance is good. You know, sometimes I ask people like,
Speaker 1: you know, count to thirty in your head, Like I know,
Speaker 1: like I have a pretty good internal clock. So I'm
Speaker 1: not sure, Like it's there's no real uniform way to
Speaker 1: do this unless they should just make this publicly available
Speaker 1: and everybody can go, like, get get high at the
Speaker 1: d m V, then take this test and you can
Speaker 1: get a I'm an okay Stone driver license. I would
Speaker 1: fail immediately. I would, and that's why we should Stone
Speaker 1: Stone driver's license. But Miles could test his luck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I because I do. I mean, I think a lot
Speaker 1: of a lot of people get high and play video games,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And I'm killing it out there,
Speaker 1: so I don't like, great, another video game to play
Speaker 1: while I'm high, say less officer. But yeah, it's not there. Uh,
Speaker 1: they're they're still having trouble. And you know, I think
Speaker 1: as long as we have the you know, carcial system
Speaker 1: as it is, they're they're gonna do their damnedest to
Speaker 1: try and find a way to make it like like
Speaker 1: this is it. It's the most infallible test ever and
Speaker 1: they're not like penning this too. A rise in like
Speaker 1: fatal car accidents tied to people driving Stone. Right, It's
Speaker 1: just like in Washington they did initially right after legalization,
Speaker 1: they said, oh my god, look at all these like
Speaker 1: these like twice as many people are testing with THHC
Speaker 1: and these like terrible car accidents. But again that goes
Speaker 1: back to the thing of like that doesn't mean that
Speaker 1: they were stoned when they were driving. Some person could
Speaker 1: have smoked three days before and had like a certain
Speaker 1: amount of nanograms of THHC in their blood, So that's
Speaker 1: not straightforward. And even then they said fatal car crashes
Speaker 1: were actually on a decline in that period where they
Speaker 1: were even looking at it. It just meant that now
Speaker 1: that you were looking for it, you have more data
Speaker 1: to suggest maybe more people use cannabis. But does that
Speaker 1: mean the same thing? Not always, And I think that's
Speaker 1: what makes it so tricky. Yeah, some people are way
Speaker 1: worse drivers. If you are one of those people, don't
Speaker 1: don't drive. But then also a fewer people are like
Speaker 1: doing those Have you ever seen have you seen those
Speaker 1: like dash cam videos of people like having shootouts on
Speaker 1: the highway, like because like because of road rage incidents.
Speaker 1: Oh I saw that guy who like pulled a gun
Speaker 1: out of his center console was like not just like
Speaker 1: firing at a guy who was also firing at him
Speaker 1: as he drove by. Like it was Yeah, America America.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's weird because even as I saw him, like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's going for his gun, I'm like, oh, he's shooting
Speaker 1: out of his car window, and I was like, this
Speaker 1: is normal. Yeah. Yeah. And then there was that road
Speaker 1: rage incident recently where somebody worked for like the I
Speaker 1: think it was the Florida State GOP was shot and
Speaker 1: killed after he basically got into an argument with somebody
Speaker 1: in a prius and they the GOP guys in a
Speaker 1: in a larger SUV type car, came back, rammed him
Speaker 1: and then started firing his gun at the guy in
Speaker 1: the prius, and the guy in the prius just took
Speaker 1: him out. But oh my god, that also sounds like
Speaker 1: somebody who maybe you should have tried smoky weed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh sorry. And the other detail of that is he
Speaker 1: had done the GOP guy who got killed had done
Speaker 1: the exact same thing the year before. What I'd imagine, like, Yo,
Speaker 1: anybody who's that reckless with their road rage, I'm like, like,
Speaker 1: keep an eye on them. The most I do when
Speaker 1: I'm getting road rages with my windows rolled up, go
Speaker 1: what the fun? Right? No, I I'm gonna lose a
Speaker 1: fight with anybody so I, and you never know who's
Speaker 1: just looking like just give me, give me a reason,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, So give me um so
Speaker 1: um so. I I try to just just down and
Speaker 1: dealing it. Yeah. Yeah, I like to be very approving
Speaker 1: of them. Great awesome job. That is smart reverse psychology. Yea,
Speaker 1: I am a piece of sh I do that with
Speaker 1: rolls on like Twitter. I remember people would sometimes people
Speaker 1: would be angry, like if I would win, like at midnight,
Speaker 1: you would get an extra ment of like I hate
Speaker 1: her face? Why did she win? You know, and like
Speaker 1: so then I would always just reply think because they
Speaker 1: would at you, you know, so I would just right
Speaker 1: back and right thank you with an exclamation point and
Speaker 1: like nobody knew what to do. I wouldn't engage. I
Speaker 1: would never reply again. I wouldn't. I think people were
Speaker 1: so confused. It's like, yeah, obviously saw it, so just
Speaker 1: right back, thank you. Some of them would then reply
Speaker 1: and be like, no, I mean you know your friends
Speaker 1: is okay. I just you know, I just really like
Speaker 1: to see it. Yeah. I just like Nixon, and I
Speaker 1: thought Nicktoon was pretty funny, but you're okay to It
Speaker 1: was nice to me. Yeah, yeah, that is just it's
Speaker 1: it really is. I think it's the best way to
Speaker 1: deal with the troll. Thank you. Oh yeah, there was
Speaker 1: so there was like an epic one. I feel like
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago may've ben Sarah Silverman where
Speaker 1: they're like, hey, man, sounds like you're going through some stuff,
Speaker 1: and like a few replies later, the person just broke down.
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, you know, to be honest, I
Speaker 1: am kind of going through a rough spot. Nobody really
Speaker 1: I haven't really thought about it like that. And you're like,
Speaker 1: see everyone's hurting. Everybody's hurting. Mm hmm, has that great
Speaker 1: r M song says everybody's hurting. Everybody's hurting. Everybody's hurting
Speaker 1: most of the time. Uh, all right, let's take a
Speaker 1: quick break. We'll come back and talk about early two
Speaker 1: thousand's officially coming back, and we're back, and so are
Speaker 1: there early two thousands folks? Says who says the New
Speaker 1: York Times? Who where I go for all my fashion insight?
Speaker 1: No there, it's like a it's they were doing a
Speaker 1: survey of what's happening in the on the runways in Paris.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever heard of that place.
Speaker 1: It's in Texas. So we talked at the beginning of
Speaker 1: the year about how like style prognosticators claimed the color
Speaker 1: of the year was going to be very parry, which
Speaker 1: is a pastel adjason like purple periwinklelish. But according to
Speaker 1: people who are watching those runways, it's looking more like
Speaker 1: hot pink and denim. Baby, Is that what you were
Speaker 1: for your wedding? Miles, Oh, a denim von Dutch suit
Speaker 1: and a pink juicy bucket hat? Like did you have
Speaker 1: like a drag exchange dragon rings? I don't know what
Speaker 1: rings are. It's like a like a claw, like yeah,
Speaker 1: crystal ball, yeah, very very uh like hot topic couple.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Like all of these outfits I feel like
Speaker 1: can be traced to like I I included three pictures.
Speaker 1: One looks straight up like something that I've seen Paris
Speaker 1: Hilton Ware like for I saw her Aware like in
Speaker 1: the early two thousand's. Another is like a much more
Speaker 1: like fashion forward, elegant reimagining of the Britney Spears justin Timberlake,
Speaker 1: all denim red carpet outfit, right, And then the other
Speaker 1: one I guess they're saying is inspired by that music
Speaker 1: duo Tattoo All the things you said running through my head. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I don't know, this feels just like it's this
Speaker 1: cycle is like works like basically like clockwork. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: you can. It's almost like I wish there's like a
Speaker 1: style stock market because you're like, you know, ten years
Speaker 1: it's going to be the teens. Yeah, for sure. I mean,
Speaker 1: but does that mean we're all going to have like
Speaker 1: songs coming out of the back of our gene like
Speaker 1: a boot cut gene. I think it does. Unlike a
Speaker 1: juicy couture sweatsuit, like a giant ug. Yeah. I was
Speaker 1: wearing one yesterday as we talked about. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot whale tail working. I don't I like the
Speaker 1: you know, basically, it seems like they appropriate like a
Speaker 1: handful of touchstones and then like update them to make
Speaker 1: them cool. The like thongs coming up above the pant
Speaker 1: line feels like one we maybe didn't need to bring back.
Speaker 1: But okay, Principal O'Brien, I got I got my ruler out. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think there's gonna be a boot of real. I mean,
Speaker 1: there already is sort of a bootcut jean thing happening,
Speaker 1: but yeah, it's gonna be you know, it is what
Speaker 1: it is, and we just keep it. We can just
Speaker 1: keep rotating the cycles. I like, I know, like firmly
Speaker 1: that I have a two thousand to two thousand five
Speaker 1: like wardrobe just melting in my mom's garage. And then
Speaker 1: I'm like, funk, like is it? And in my mind
Speaker 1: I was like, is it gonna come back around to
Speaker 1: the point where I'm like dusting off my old Academics
Speaker 1: jeans with the patches on them, and They're like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, Miles, is fucking swag is out of control
Speaker 1: right now? And I'm like what is this when I
Speaker 1: was nineteen? But okay, yeah, I love it. It's like
Speaker 1: bandana tops, like you know, the upset I'm triangle. Um,
Speaker 1: you know what, I actually get rid of stuff. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty good. I have no closets, like like my house
Speaker 1: was built in the twenties and it's just like so
Speaker 1: there's two little closets, so that for like luggage and
Speaker 1: Christmas stuff and coats. So I I purge things. But
Speaker 1: I've had I would have had some fun. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, I like to dress up, so I would
Speaker 1: have had fun. Blasts from the past. I cannot imagine
Speaker 1: that You're like let me dust off my two thousand
Speaker 1: three bocks. Oh yeah, there could have been something, but again,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you want the actual real thing,
Speaker 1: I feel like there has to be a little bit
Speaker 1: of dress maybe yeah. And then there's also it seems
Speaker 1: like a resurgence in interest in those celebrities, like the
Speaker 1: Brittany readjudication that has happened in the last couple of
Speaker 1: years obviously, but then like they threw Lindsay Lohan in
Speaker 1: a Planet Fitness at on the Super Bowl, right, and
Speaker 1: they were like, what's Lindsay up to and like Lindsay
Speaker 1: is doing great, and just I don't know. It felt
Speaker 1: like a very specific nostalgia play. And then we talked
Speaker 1: about the Paris Hilton Jimmy fallon n f T appearance
Speaker 1: that took the world by storm, right, But I got yeah,
Speaker 1: I again, I'm hoping that one day there's that old
Speaker 1: box of clothes that would just passively make me a
Speaker 1: stylicon again, when I can just bring out all that
Speaker 1: old denim, Like I got a few denim full on
Speaker 1: denim outfits, you know, because Jeane suits were like that
Speaker 1: was like a hip hop staple. You had to the
Speaker 1: baggy as jeans suit, denim jacket, ice burr denim jacket
Speaker 1: with the fucking jeans. I mean, can I just say,
Speaker 1: whatever you wore at the will you accept this Rose
Speaker 1: Live show? Whatever situation, whatever that suit was with those
Speaker 1: dress shoes and that watch, you then execute a full
Speaker 1: cartwheel on a slippery carpet with slick dress shoes. It
Speaker 1: was a chef's kiss site to behold? Was that a
Speaker 1: denim suit? If I remember that was a polyester leisure
Speaker 1: suit from the seventies, which you know, I don't need
Speaker 1: to talk about the providence of that outfit, but let's
Speaker 1: just say it's it's it's it's one to keep your
Speaker 1: eye on. But yeah, I just I'm waiting for like
Speaker 1: big boxy white teas to come back, Like when when
Speaker 1: when is that Eric coming back? Like wearing basketball headbands
Speaker 1: and basketball like sweat wrist bands, pull up your arm
Speaker 1: like to go out. That's how I would go to
Speaker 1: City Walk on a Friday night. I love this version
Speaker 1: of two headbands fucking crossed over. Yes, I sounds like
Speaker 1: early Lebron right, Oh, I mean that was just the
Speaker 1: style then. It was just everything like it was in
Speaker 1: the one twelve Dance with me video. Okay, you know
Speaker 1: that all of that volor suits. Do you have photos
Speaker 1: of the double headband at City Walk? We don't like
Speaker 1: or like like Bubba Gump, what was happening? Bucca to
Speaker 1: Beppo had just opened and then Bubba Gump was still Gladstones. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's how old that ship was. Thank you. Yeah. For
Speaker 1: people who know the lore of city Walk, yeah, before
Speaker 1: all the girl gangs, it's like, yeah, that's where girl gangs.
Speaker 1: I feel like go to city Walk, which is yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but it would just be me and friends and we
Speaker 1: would we would bring a cam quarter and we would
Speaker 1: just scream like yeah, like unintelligibly in the middle of
Speaker 1: a crowd to watch people like just be like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, what's that? Oh my god? Let's watch our
Speaker 1: our mixtape back at your mom's house. Yes, So yeah,
Speaker 1: Harden is there are early two thousand's fashion that you
Speaker 1: rocked that you would you would love to see come back?
Speaker 1: You know what? I have my favorite early tooth sl
Speaker 1: I remember I don't want to rag, but I may
Speaker 1: I swear? Am I allowed to swear? I played a
Speaker 1: very unfuckable young lady in a teen movie with I
Speaker 1: played Jake Gyllen Hall's like loser girlfriend in a teen
Speaker 1: movie with Jared Leto and Selma Blair and Highway, and
Speaker 1: it was sort of like who I would want to
Speaker 1: be with her, you know. And I had like a
Speaker 1: little red bob bangs and whatnot. But I remember we
Speaker 1: were filming in Vegas, and I remember bringing I got
Speaker 1: like clothes for Vegas, hannay, and I had I had
Speaker 1: a few, by the way, like none of them hung
Speaker 1: out with me. And I had like I had a
Speaker 1: few looks, all variations on the same thing tube top
Speaker 1: and then kind of like a almost like a Christina Aguilera,
Speaker 1: low waisted, high slit long like a line skirt with
Speaker 1: like a giant chunky wooden wedge heel, but it had
Speaker 1: it was sort of Christina. I got like a tube,
Speaker 1: like two tubes, but like some belly showing low on
Speaker 1: the hip, like yeah, kind of a genie in a bottle.
Speaker 1: I was. I was like rocking that kind of a
Speaker 1: vibe and I loved it. Was like a like a pashmina,
Speaker 1: just killing it. Aguilera is the conspicuous name missing from
Speaker 1: my list of like the fashion icons of the time.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah. The dirty video. Oh that song
Speaker 1: a long Remember that song was so at my birthday
Speaker 1: party where we had karaoke, that is at the now
Speaker 1: defunct it was like at Gara Gult there was a
Speaker 1: karaoke a Japanese restaurant that also had karaoke. I just
Speaker 1: sang dirty over and over. I was like the drunk
Speaker 1: birthday girl, as you do, because I was classy. My
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend is one boxing her in the video icon
Speaker 1: You didn't tell me jan an icon? Oh yeah, like
Speaker 1: I'm saying back, that was peak miles, Like That's about
Speaker 1: where I was at with pop culture. I was up
Speaker 1: in that ship because you got chosen early by a
Speaker 1: cool girl, honey, So you had the confidence to date
Speaker 1: a boxer who would fight Christina Aguilera. When you when
Speaker 1: you're in a foot run, when you are competing to
Speaker 1: rub Christina's feet right next to her choreographer, it doesn't
Speaker 1: get much lower than that, folks, Oh my god, Like
Speaker 1: what about my technique, Christina? That's like I think I
Speaker 1: thought about that ship the other day of like I
Speaker 1: was like, I was really out here trying to impress
Speaker 1: her with like a foot rub. Did you rub Christina
Speaker 1: Aguilera's feet? Yeah? Yeah, do you know how many pervs
Speaker 1: would be like pay like thousands and thousands of dollars
Speaker 1: want to know why was that your job as the
Speaker 1: boyfriend of her ship? It's weird when in a celebrity entourage,
Speaker 1: it's fucking weird. I'm gonna just say it like that,
Speaker 1: like to the point where nobody does what they want
Speaker 1: to do because they're so worried about what the you know,
Speaker 1: the focal point of the entourage wants to do. Like
Speaker 1: I remember being there so late at night and like,
Speaker 1: you know, because at the time the person was Daniel
Speaker 1: was really close with her and like being like, hey,
Speaker 1: let's play more fucking you know s categories. It's like
Speaker 1: it's three thirty in the morning and like I have
Speaker 1: class tomorrow and I'm like, can we go? She's like
Speaker 1: not until she goes to bed. I'm like, why this
Speaker 1: is weird? So you were like Turtle and entourage, Oh
Speaker 1: yeah with this with the matching kick came too, because
Speaker 1: my sneaker game was on point. Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. It is interesting. It is You're right the
Speaker 1: center point, and I think so this day, the center
Speaker 1: point dictates the whole. It's a yeah, it's a weird
Speaker 1: energy too, and like you know, and like I remember
Speaker 1: back then, I was around for like months before Christina
Speaker 1: actually say hi to me because she's like so used
Speaker 1: to I think people being like, you know, pursuing friendship
Speaker 1: like for their own means, and I was just like, dude,
Speaker 1: there's like you let me eat stuff out of your refrigerator.
Speaker 1: Like I'm good with that. I'm broken in college, so
Speaker 1: this is like the best thing ever. How tall is?
Speaker 1: She just's like five one two exciting. Not to get
Speaker 1: competitive here, but my wife competed against Christina Aguilera in
Speaker 1: a mall talent contest. Oh yeah, Pennsylvania, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: what Yeah? My wife was a like child prodigy on
Speaker 1: the violin and piano, and people were like, no, we
Speaker 1: like Christina Aguilera better when you go to your your
Speaker 1: concert hall, loser, We're gonna this is the mall. I'm
Speaker 1: playing a stratius outside of Orange like read the Room
Speaker 1: or at cent A bon I do wonder if the
Speaker 1: because the Christina Aguilera dirty video made me think of
Speaker 1: do you remember Miles when we did that live show
Speaker 1: where we're looking back at fashions from the early two
Speaker 1: thousand's and there was that one picture where like Red
Speaker 1: Pitt and Jennifer Anderson were on a red carpet and
Speaker 1: looked like they had just been mud wrestling. I know
Speaker 1: that they looked so filthy. Yeah, but is is that
Speaker 1: I wonder I wonder if that's going to come back
Speaker 1: to looking. I hope the Kate Goslin I hope Kate
Speaker 1: Goslin hair comes back right, Yeah, just when I was
Speaker 1: like spiky in the back at like that would be
Speaker 1: like if you wanted to be really like norm core,
Speaker 1: like that is a bowl to be a model who
Speaker 1: cuts your hair like early John and Kate Lissy right
Speaker 1: before John Goslin with his with his all the ed
Speaker 1: hardy stuff. Yeah yeah, and he has been my fashion
Speaker 1: icon for a long time. So it's cool that you mentioned.
Speaker 1: It's actually why I set it up for you. It
Speaker 1: was a lob of your own value. I like them, Jack.
Speaker 1: I wanted you to be able to speak freely but
Speaker 1: not feel like a braggart. You know I got. Of course.
Speaker 1: I'm here for you art as always such a pleasure.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, be around you, hang out with you fun.
Speaker 1: It's I love being on I love your podcast. I
Speaker 1: love you guys. Hey, speaking of fun, tell us about
Speaker 1: your new podcast. Oh yeah, well it's actually Anna, your
Speaker 1: producer Anna host n A and I we um. You know,
Speaker 1: she's um real goal uh Anna. She she's the producer
Speaker 1: of my Will Accept This Rose podcast. But we have started.
Speaker 1: We just launched this brand new podcast called Lady of
Speaker 1: the Road. It's also on I Heart and UM. My
Speaker 1: co host is Julianne Robinson, who is the director and
Speaker 1: executive producer of Bridgerton. So our energies are kind of
Speaker 1: different and um, basically, we talked to women that we
Speaker 1: admire and we sort of get advice about, like how
Speaker 1: they pushed through their own blocks to sort of become
Speaker 1: the badasses they are. So our first guest was Joan Jet,
Speaker 1: which was amazing. I mean, my whole inner monologue was
Speaker 1: like just pretend you're not you are and just calm down,
Speaker 1: don't be you. But it was interesting, like her story was,
Speaker 1: you know, she's the first woman that ever started her
Speaker 1: own record label, and she did it because no company
Speaker 1: would sign her because she was a woman and women
Speaker 1: didn't rock. And she ended up you know, she'd been touring,
Speaker 1: she'd obviously been like in a team band all girl
Speaker 1: Team band, but like she had this album and like
Speaker 1: she was selling out shows and she was selling the
Speaker 1: records on the back of her car, the trunk of
Speaker 1: her car, and eventually they just decided to do it themselves.
Speaker 1: And she and that album had like bad reputation. I
Speaker 1: love rock and roll, like like five or six iconic
Speaker 1: number one hits that she's owned all the tracks too.
Speaker 1: But she did it because nobody would sign her. And
Speaker 1: you know that she still has stage right and she
Speaker 1: pushed us through it, and so it's people like that.
Speaker 1: We talked to Nicole Buyer about how from her very
Speaker 1: early days, how she always learned to advocate for herself
Speaker 1: even when she had no credit. She would ask what
Speaker 1: other people were being offered for, like their salaries, and
Speaker 1: she would always say, like I want to at least
Speaker 1: make what the other people are making. Like again talking
Speaker 1: to these cool women, but about stuff of like how
Speaker 1: they've learned to speak up even when it's uncomfortable, because
Speaker 1: I get I get anxiety and I get nervous about things,
Speaker 1: and it's been you know. We talked to Rhetta, We
Speaker 1: talked to Kate, Kate mccouche, and Ricky lynd Home Jen Kirkman.
Speaker 1: Our next guest is Adia and now Who's Lady Danburry?
Speaker 1: On Britain, she staged the first all black female King
Speaker 1: Richard production, which was like revolutionary. She was a young
Speaker 1: punk living in England too. It's just all these cool
Speaker 1: women about how they got to where they are and
Speaker 1: it was how they pushed through their risk and it's
Speaker 1: such a great podcast. It's fun, but it's also informative
Speaker 1: and it's with these all these cool different women m hm.
Speaker 1: And I mean, or you could listen to one of
Speaker 1: the forty podcasts of you know, white guys talking about
Speaker 1: how they made it and stand up. Yeah. So like
Speaker 1: then I got passed at the store. I can still
Speaker 1: remember that, like right away, somebody told me to go
Speaker 1: to this stage. I went there and they were like hey,
Speaker 1: They're like hey, you know, it was funny because I
Speaker 1: had just I was getting high with Polly Shore the
Speaker 1: weekend before and he remembered me yeah, and you're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Reds was great because Retta always wanted
Speaker 1: to be an actress and she she only did stand
Speaker 1: up because it was like it was she was actually
Speaker 1: like I believe she was study to become a doctor. Anna,
Speaker 1: is that correct, but she but she started doing it
Speaker 1: at night and because she saw that at the time
Speaker 1: when she was growing up, all of the women okay,
Speaker 1: let me take okay, So she was premed. And at
Speaker 1: the time, all the women who had their own sitcoms
Speaker 1: were stand ups, so like a Roseanne or someone like
Speaker 1: she was like, she was like, okay, so first I
Speaker 1: need to become a stand up like and then so
Speaker 1: she did it. She won these contests and like that
Speaker 1: was how she sort of started on her acting career,
Speaker 1: and that she would still get huge anxiety about auditioning,
Speaker 1: but it's just how she's learned to sort of push through.
Speaker 1: It's I love hearing about that. You know, I just
Speaker 1: assume I always sort of judge my insights by other
Speaker 1: people's outside and go like, oh, it must be so
Speaker 1: easy for them, and it's like, no, she still has
Speaker 1: like fear of like auditioning, but here's what she does
Speaker 1: to prepare to like push through to get to her goal,
Speaker 1: which is like these cool acting jobs. So it's interesting
Speaker 1: to hear how people deal with the things that they
Speaker 1: have and push through and become the people that they are.
Speaker 1: It's very interesting. Must listen. It's a less listen and
Speaker 1: Amazon it amazing. Where can people find you? Follow you
Speaker 1: all that good stuff? And is there a tweet you've
Speaker 1: been enjoying? They can find me on Instagram and Twitter
Speaker 1: at art and marine m y r I N there's
Speaker 1: a can I say an Instagram platform I've been enjoying
Speaker 1: and I love The Queer Indigo. It's this guy who
Speaker 1: lives in Berlin and he spreads queer joy with viral
Speaker 1: like he does these walks with his friends and they
Speaker 1: like dress up and he he does all these sort
Speaker 1: of they take over cities and he and his friends
Speaker 1: do these like runway walks that are like perfectly choreographed
Speaker 1: and just celebratory and joyful and it's sort of gender
Speaker 1: fluid and the clothes are fabulous and he's like fierce,
Speaker 1: and it's it just always makes me happy watching this person.
Speaker 1: And and that is I love. I love check if
Speaker 1: you don't know the Instagram account the Queer Indigo, It's
Speaker 1: one of my absolute favorite little visual bleach. Yeah for
Speaker 1: your feed, Miles, where can people find you? Follow you?
Speaker 1: What's a tweet you've been enjoying? Find me on Twitter
Speaker 1: and Instagram at Miles of Gray and also the other
Speaker 1: show four twenty Day Fiance was Sophie Alexandra talking ninety
Speaker 1: day and all kinds of reality nonsense over there a
Speaker 1: couple of treets like, first one, let's go hyper local
Speaker 1: because I was talking about city walk. I gotta shout
Speaker 1: out at Americana Memes. The Americana at brand Memes account.
Speaker 1: It's a picture of the rescue rangers from the trailer
Speaker 1: and the caption just says, this is every party in
Speaker 1: Highland Park, like this is that's for all my Angelino's
Speaker 1: out there. And then Hamburghini Mercy at corn like the
Speaker 1: band tweeted wandering around my house with a bong like
Speaker 1: a Victorian ghost with a candle. Yeah, I felt that one.
Speaker 1: I also had that one. This is oh man, you
Speaker 1: keep taking taken my man to keep taking no fear.
Speaker 1: Let's see James at video. Jame tweeted Writer's Love, saying
Speaker 1: things like he had a toothy grin. What is a
Speaker 1: toothy grin? Just making ship up? He walked feet feetally
Speaker 1: into the kitchen. That's how you sound. I feel like
Speaker 1: I need to give a tweet? Can I give one tweet? Okay?
Speaker 1: This was the winner of Tweet of the Week. Yesterd
Speaker 1: or that's up today and will you accept this? Rose?
Speaker 1: On the really vanilla season of The Bachelor, the guy
Speaker 1: who we think the batchelor looks like a centaur and
Speaker 1: he was on a date with the woman that he
Speaker 1: gave the first impression, Rose too, who confided him that
Speaker 1: she was a virgin. And you've never seen a man
Speaker 1: perk up like he's ignored her all season until now.
Speaker 1: So it's she got the first impression Rose, he's ignored
Speaker 1: her and then like she found out she was a
Speaker 1: virgin and that she's not saving your stuff for marriage,
Speaker 1: he's just like saving herself for like love. He's like,
Speaker 1: what do you Yeah? So then this tweet just made
Speaker 1: me laugh so hard. It was Neil Paschell at Peel
Speaker 1: Nashelle Clayton going, I gave her the first impression Rose,
Speaker 1: and now I'm going to give her this first impression Dick.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it just made me laugh so hard
Speaker 1: that oh my god, he's just like this ding dog
Speaker 1: who could not hide his palpable excitement like this, O,
Speaker 1: can you see your love? Like how like how do
Speaker 1: you know you're going to be in love? Could you
Speaker 1: be living? Like four days? And then he there's like
Speaker 1: it's in the moment of him going, you know, just
Speaker 1: to think that, you know, I could be her first
Speaker 1: love and other stuff. He said that, Oh my god, no, no, worst, no,
Speaker 1: no clearer flags and some dudes like Virgin Wait Sorr,
Speaker 1: you know, had I knowed this right? Yeah? Or the
Speaker 1: mind of someone or that's like the best thing someone
Speaker 1: who doesn't know what they're doing. Oh no, all right.
Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore Brian.
Speaker 1: You can find us on Twitter at Daily's like guys
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Speaker 1: where we post our episodes on our foot note where
Speaker 1: we link off to the information that we talked about
Speaker 1: in today's episode, as well as a song that we
Speaker 1: think you might enjoy. Miles, what song are we linking
Speaker 1: off to? One of my favorite artists, Steve Lacey, who's
Speaker 1: the guitarists and producer I believe from Chicago, and he's
Speaker 1: been like he plays with so many of my favorite artists,
Speaker 1: you know you've heard them on like things from Higher
Speaker 1: Creator or Kali Uchis and just he's just one of
Speaker 1: these like ever President Talented Musicians. This is a track
Speaker 1: called some and it just got like this like low
Speaker 1: fi funk d I Y vibe to it, like with
Speaker 1: the sampling and just kind of like the you know,
Speaker 1: the like the fuzz on like the guitar and bass
Speaker 1: and things like that. So it's just a really great track.
Speaker 1: I encourage everybody listening to Steve Lacey's music because it's fantastic.
Speaker 1: So this is Steve Lacey with the track some SLMI. Alright, well,
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Speaker 1: That's gonna do it for us this morning. We're back
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