Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to the zike getting of
Speaker 1: the trend that is courtesy of c w G v
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Speaker 1: w G voice over Yeah. Um. Anyways, I'm Jack, that's Miles,
Speaker 1: and here are some things that are trending on this
Speaker 1: Monday afternoon. Cookies and cream is trending. Somebody posted uh
Speaker 1: picture of nine flavors and said, what's the goat ice
Speaker 1: cream and the popular choice appears to be cookies and
Speaker 1: cream or cookies and cream. The cookies and big Cookies
Speaker 1: and cream got in Twitter's pocket because that is what
Speaker 1: is like the number two trending thing on Twitter as
Speaker 1: of like twenty minutes ago. Your options, sir, Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry.
Speaker 1: Have you heard of those three? No? But I'm open
Speaker 1: to them. Mint, chocolate chip, cookie dough, cookies and cream,
Speaker 1: butter pecan, Rocky Road and Praillians and creaming. Um um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I really like I really like cookies and cream. Yeah man,
Speaker 1: but I like them all. That's the thing I love.
Speaker 1: Like a good butter Bican or Prailians and cream. That's
Speaker 1: probably my pick. A good butter pecan or a good
Speaker 1: Prelians and cream. I love those two. Um, that's probably
Speaker 1: Prailians and cream is probably mine because I just need
Speaker 1: I need more shit in it than just one ingredient.
Speaker 1: So you like a sloppoh like kitchen sink type of
Speaker 1: ice cream in general? Yeah, exactly, just throw it all
Speaker 1: in there. Although not a Rocky Road fan because for
Speaker 1: some reason that just like peanuts and marshmallows, not a
Speaker 1: not a combo that works for me. It's so weird.
Speaker 1: I can actually trace why I got into cookies and cream.
Speaker 1: And again somebody said I was like the Forrest Gump
Speaker 1: of the nineties, but it's I'm gonna I'm gonna add
Speaker 1: to that lore. So my grandparents used to be extras
Speaker 1: on a lot of shows in the nineties and they
Speaker 1: were on Family Matters a lot when they retired because
Speaker 1: they didn't like my grandfather had this barbecue restaurant. He
Speaker 1: wasn't really doing anything. So my uncle got them into
Speaker 1: being background actors and they were on Family Matters and
Speaker 1: became really good friends with Jalil White, who played Rkell,
Speaker 1: and they would kick it a lot and I so
Speaker 1: there were times Jalil would be at my grandparents house
Speaker 1: and when I went, they were like he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, like they he had cookies and cream ice
Speaker 1: cream there that he brought to like hang out and
Speaker 1: I had never had cookies and cream ice cream at
Speaker 1: that time, and he's like, this is the best ice cream.
Speaker 1: It's my favorite ice cream. And I remember being like,
Speaker 1: it is my favorite ice cream as well. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Was like it's my favorite, So you can't have any Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: the funk you think, don't it? It sucked up? This
Speaker 1: is not for you. I remember going to school next
Speaker 1: time like, yeah, cookies and cream is actually the best
Speaker 1: ice cream. Like no, like, yeah, exactly like I am now.
Speaker 1: But I'm trying to figure out if if I really
Speaker 1: like it because of this memory of Jelil White, or
Speaker 1: if I because like you said, I'm looking at these
Speaker 1: other things, like I love a good mint chocolate chip too,
Speaker 1: those are kind of the ones and cookie dough it's
Speaker 1: fun too. I have less stronger feeling, like when I
Speaker 1: look at that whole screen, mint chocolate chip, butterpe can
Speaker 1: and praylins and cream really stick out to me. So
Speaker 1: people called you the Forest Gump of the nineties before
Speaker 1: they knew someone the Sinner said that like on the
Speaker 1: on discord or tweet on Twitter. No, no, I saw
Speaker 1: I saw it too. But they called you that before
Speaker 1: they knew you hung out with heracle just casually, I
Speaker 1: think probably because yeah, who know, I mean the ship
Speaker 1: that you know from rubbing pop star feet, the that's it.
Speaker 1: Actually now, I went to school with the Olsen Twins.
Speaker 1: I don't know. You grew up in l A. You're
Speaker 1: just around a bunch of weird ship all the time,
Speaker 1: and you rubbed hercle's feet and the awesome Twins feet.
Speaker 1: Right yeah, yeah, all everybody, if you if you're on ABC,
Speaker 1: I was there, get a clearer picture of how you became.
Speaker 1: So I will say coson cream anecdote. We had, uh
Speaker 1: my four year old turned four this this weekend. Um,
Speaker 1: we had a little like small you know, COVID responsible,
Speaker 1: four of his friends came over party four for four
Speaker 1: party Okay, I like that, yeah yeah, and uh the
Speaker 1: cake fell through last minute, Like there there's this person
Speaker 1: who we like. We we had a cake ordered and
Speaker 1: then the person basically fell through your table. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: just fell through, did not turn It was molten metal
Speaker 1: fell through my hands. Uh is the way? Um, but anyways,
Speaker 1: we last minute We're like, all right, what is every
Speaker 1: buddy like called up asking him Robbins got that cookies
Speaker 1: and cream birthday cake and it was by far the
Speaker 1: most a cake that we've had at our kid's birthday
Speaker 1: party has ever gotten eaten. Like people were just like, yes,
Speaker 1: isn't that wild? Though? Two one to me as well.
Speaker 1: I always I'm always impressed when I go to a
Speaker 1: function that has a cake and then it's like the
Speaker 1: hit of the party because a lot of times people
Speaker 1: they come lacking with sheet cakes from like that, you know,
Speaker 1: Ralph's or Kroger or whatever, and like, I get it.
Speaker 1: I get the sentiment, but that's not the cake people
Speaker 1: are gonna eat. And then all you have to do
Speaker 1: is just give the people what they want. And it's like, man,
Speaker 1: the best thing about that party they had cookies and
Speaker 1: cream cake. We uh I was superhero themed. I wore
Speaker 1: my Batman costume that I wear for trick or treating
Speaker 1: with a with a Fannie pack and white sneakers. So
Speaker 1: it was like norm core Dad Batman. But uh, you
Speaker 1: know that was that was what I needed to do
Speaker 1: for you for utility. Um. But we also rented to
Speaker 1: superheroes like people addressed the superheroes who also do like
Speaker 1: bad magic tricks and ship um Captain America killed. It
Speaker 1: was like running around running the show, giving the kids
Speaker 1: activities and Spider Man, which three of the four kids
Speaker 1: were dressed as Spider Man. Anyways, like everybody Spider Man
Speaker 1: is a hit. I'm among these kids. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you've heard of Spider Man. No, I'm I've I'm not,
Speaker 1: but I future I'm open to it. This dude, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Like my first guess was like, I think
Speaker 1: he might be hungover Spider Man. Spider Man. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: showed you. I showed you a picture from from that.
Speaker 1: I won't. I mean, I've never seen a human look
Speaker 1: more dejected. And I don't mean this flippingly. I've been
Speaker 1: brutalizing my eyeballs with like all kinds of media this weekend,
Speaker 1: and somehow that was one of the saddest things I've seen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's truly. He looks just utterly defeated. Um, it was
Speaker 1: beneath Yeah, there was one kid who in the picture
Speaker 1: looks like he's consoling him, but was actually just looking
Speaker 1: him directly in his eyes and telling him he knew
Speaker 1: he wasn't the real Spider Man? So uh that was
Speaker 1: that could have like it might just be that his
Speaker 1: spirit was broken, right, He's like, I am the real
Speaker 1: Spider Man. Like, what's that? What's that? I heard you?
Speaker 1: I just saw the new Spider Man and he didn't
Speaker 1: pull up in a scion x B. So he was
Speaker 1: also wearing like a watch over a spidy suit with
Speaker 1: like a leather wrists, Like what so like the commitment?
Speaker 1: You know? I don't know. Okay, first of all, if look,
Speaker 1: I've I've seen all kinds of superheroes at birthdays. I
Speaker 1: remember back in the eighties we would always get weird,
Speaker 1: yankie versions of Adam West Batman. I remember one dude
Speaker 1: who was so skinny. I was like, this is not bad,
Speaker 1: Like this is sucking me up, dude, this guy is
Speaker 1: so thin and I I'm not trying to shame him,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, he didn't. All the kids were taken
Speaker 1: out of it. We were like five. But to have
Speaker 1: a wrist watch on that shows you're fucking looking at
Speaker 1: the clock. You're not even being like hey to one
Speaker 1: of the parents were like, hey, when it's fifteen minutes out,
Speaker 1: do you mind? Just kind of signaling to me right
Speaker 1: that guy. Yeah, it was pretty It was pretty wild.
Speaker 1: But you know, I fully get that that is a
Speaker 1: hard gig, especially you know, having lived through some medically
Speaker 1: debilitating hangovers in my life. You know, I can't hate him.
Speaker 1: It was just a funny, funny dynamic Captain America doing
Speaker 1: the most spider Man, the absolute very least huddled. The
Speaker 1: word huddled is trending. ABC in a headline, uh described
Speaker 1: Putin as huddling with advisors. But then the accompanying picture
Speaker 1: is like the scene in the original Tim Burton Batman.
Speaker 1: We're like he and Vicky Valor at the opposite ends
Speaker 1: of like a long fancy table shouting to each other. Um.
Speaker 1: So it's actually more exaggerated than that. Yeah, it is comic.
Speaker 1: I'm glad we both had the same geriatric millennial visual response.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's not intimacy at all. That's someone who
Speaker 1: is shook because he's like he's been trying. Hasn't he
Speaker 1: been like terribly afraid of contracting COVID? Yeah? I think
Speaker 1: that's right, right, And that's true about she too. I
Speaker 1: think there's something about these authoritarian leaders that they are
Speaker 1: very germ phobic. I remember, like Mussolini had like something
Speaker 1: where he would only consume white stuff, like he would
Speaker 1: only consume like milk. Basically he had a real weird
Speaker 1: dietary thing. I think, so yeah this, yeah, yeah, these
Speaker 1: he is so far away you you really, I'm not joking.
Speaker 1: You would have to be like, yeah, so what we
Speaker 1: need to do is that's the energy of that photo? Yeah, Um, Fifa,
Speaker 1: what are we looking at? What's happening? Yeah, FIFA back
Speaker 1: at it again, doing too little, too late. Um. You know,
Speaker 1: just coming off of a World Cup in which they
Speaker 1: openly embraced Russia as a home hosting country, they have
Speaker 1: now decided that they will ban Russia and its teams
Speaker 1: basically from World Cup qualifying. Um, and they just you know,
Speaker 1: will not be able to therefore qualify for the World Cup,
Speaker 1: just as like they're going into the last rounds of
Speaker 1: qualification before we have another absurd World Cup, not in
Speaker 1: the summer like it's always been, but in that at
Speaker 1: the end of the year because it's in cutter Um,
Speaker 1: which is almost like okay, so what's the reasoning behind Okay,
Speaker 1: You're you're curious about like their their aggressive posture and
Speaker 1: how they treat people but cut, we're not looking at
Speaker 1: how the stadium. Okay, don't worry about that then. So yeah,
Speaker 1: the footballing world. And the other big thing too is
Speaker 1: like gas Prom, which is like the natural gas company
Speaker 1: from Russia. They have a huge like they are one
Speaker 1: of the biggest um advertisers for the Champions League and
Speaker 1: the they've like a lot of people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: I wonder if they'll while all this talk, they'll be
Speaker 1: able to also say we no longer need your like
Speaker 1: fifty million dollars a year worth of advertising. And apparently
Speaker 1: they said, no, we don't need it, so we'll see.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so weird, like all these sanctions and stuff.
Speaker 1: You see all this stuff like from people like not
Speaker 1: serving vodka, You're like, what the like, there's so many
Speaker 1: weird want to be or I don't know what the
Speaker 1: intentions are where like they're just punishing the wrong people,
Speaker 1: like when they've talked about like revoking like student visas
Speaker 1: just because you're Russian, like that that does what exactly?
Speaker 1: The people it's the ruling class, uh, that you have
Speaker 1: a problem with, not just the normal people of every
Speaker 1: day you know, worker punish the punish the working class
Speaker 1: people and well, because yeah, you look at the rush
Speaker 1: on the banks now, like with the with the ruble falling,
Speaker 1: these people like, it's not it's not the people who
Speaker 1: are absolutely like gonna experience a fall. It's not gonna
Speaker 1: be like the oligarch. So it's gonna be very un
Speaker 1: We'll see how that all contributes. And I understand that,
Speaker 1: you know, they're the hope is that it puts pressure
Speaker 1: internally on Putin. But is is Russia typically good at
Speaker 1: like do they make any noise and World Cups? Uh?
Speaker 1: They got I think maybe to like the latter stages
Speaker 1: last time, you know, because there's always the like home
Speaker 1: nation like edge that you get when you're hosting the
Speaker 1: host nation edge. Um, but I think like a couple
Speaker 1: they were like that there's there's always allegations of them doping.
Speaker 1: So yeah, and like when you do, you're like, dude,
Speaker 1: this guy is so old and he ran how many
Speaker 1: kilometers in the game. You're like, that's okay, you're saying
Speaker 1: he's not doping the okay whatever. That's just what people
Speaker 1: want to say. That's what they want you to believe
Speaker 1: because they hate Russia because they're superior according to Putin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but what better way to protests an authoritarian regime than
Speaker 1: to bully some students around? And yeah, well done, Let's
Speaker 1: take a quick break. We'll be right back. And we're back.
Speaker 1: And the word clever is trending was the number two
Speaker 1: trending thing on Google trends this morning. Um, because there's
Speaker 1: a pc meg article uh that say they have a
Speaker 1: clever trick for cutting down on social media time. Uh.
Speaker 1: And the answer is just to delete the app use
Speaker 1: it only on a browser, which is something that I
Speaker 1: actually will try. Um. Oh yeah. Who We've had a
Speaker 1: few guests say that. How They said, if I'm gonna
Speaker 1: use Twitter, it's not gonna be on my phone. I'm
Speaker 1: going to make the conscious decision to navigate to the
Speaker 1: website to do it. Yeah, I think help, Yeah, and yeah,
Speaker 1: just at least you have to do some navigation or whatever.
Speaker 1: I just like, who's who wrote that article? Someone's like
Speaker 1: fucking like you know, silent generation grandparents. Who's like the
Speaker 1: clever thing you do is you chop it off? Well?
Speaker 1: I was like trying to figure it out. I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: what is happening here? And maybe it's like a Google
Speaker 1: Chrome like placement. Maybe maybe like they want people to
Speaker 1: rely more on browsers because they can then like collect
Speaker 1: even more information about us. I think they're verging on
Speaker 1: the point of they could actually just recreate us in
Speaker 1: a lab. At this point, Google has so much information
Speaker 1: about us. But yeah, that was my only or it's
Speaker 1: just a funk up and they somehow people people got
Speaker 1: excited about that. Are I wonder if like maybe it's
Speaker 1: got a lot of pickup because people are like, this
Speaker 1: isn't clever. Oh yeah, you know, and like that's it.
Speaker 1: They're just getting roasted like really, yeah, the clever trick
Speaker 1: will fend like we'll keep everyone safe from car accidents.
Speaker 1: That doctors are furious about this trick that they just revealed.
Speaker 1: Furious doctors are furious about this trick that actually helps you,
Speaker 1: um save time on Twitter for some reason, Um, doctors
Speaker 1: are furious with this woman. Uh they want because doctors like, hey,
Speaker 1: you know what, I always recommend more Twitter. Uh. That
Speaker 1: is funny that that like the fact that that is
Speaker 1: a headline that doctors are mad that this woman like
Speaker 1: figured out something that's good for health is such a
Speaker 1: great insight into like how people think of doctors and
Speaker 1: in America that like I can't trust them. They're just
Speaker 1: trying to fuck you with these dang vaccines. Uh, Sixers
Speaker 1: are trending good for you while the Lakers get fucking food,
Speaker 1: fucking crypto dot com arena. Yeah, I saw. I saw
Speaker 1: some of my Laker fan friends not happy, not not
Speaker 1: feeling good about where where this season is. I think
Speaker 1: I just be because I loved I want to talk
Speaker 1: about the Sixers because that's a good thing, and I'm
Speaker 1: happy for you. I like I said, I once I
Speaker 1: saw it not being the thing it was within the
Speaker 1: first couple of games, it's like, no, no, this is
Speaker 1: what happens every time. Just brace yourself for a terrible crash. UM.
Speaker 1: And that's been fun been. I've been watching a lot
Speaker 1: of other teams, which is kind of the nice thing
Speaker 1: about the NBA. It's not just your home team. M hmm. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I love watching the Grizzlies there. That's the most I've
Speaker 1: enjoyed watching a team that I have no rooting interest
Speaker 1: for in a long time. But So, the Sixers debuted
Speaker 1: with James harden Uh in the linea on Friday, UM,
Speaker 1: and they looked good. They played Minnesota New York, so
Speaker 1: like not Minnesota is pretty good this year. New York
Speaker 1: is pretty bad. Um and they just look like they're
Speaker 1: better at closing. They've they've always like had a problem
Speaker 1: at the end of games because it's harder to like
Speaker 1: when you don't have a ball handler who's your primary
Speaker 1: like shot creator, it's harder to like get what you want,
Speaker 1: and it's easier to shut people down towards the end
Speaker 1: of games. But um less so with James Harden. And
Speaker 1: I love James Harden and he's my favorite. I mean,
Speaker 1: twenty nine, what sixteen and ten ten, ten, ten rebound,
Speaker 1: sixteen assists and just feeding Joel, just feeding them, feeding them,
Speaker 1: feed and feeding, feeding and feeding you. That's what he was.
Speaker 1: I mean, really, that's what it felt like. I'll fucking
Speaker 1: I'll put on this Sixers uniform and start diamond because
Speaker 1: he had thirty seven points. Also shout out Joel and
Speaker 1: beat are you know legendary Arsenal fans, so shout out
Speaker 1: to you. But man, Darryl Morey's yeah, it's looking smart.
Speaker 1: It's two games in we'll see yeah, yeah, yeah. But
Speaker 1: I just like what I'm just you know, more just
Speaker 1: to see like, yeah, I like, I like, I like
Speaker 1: what you're doing over there. One thing you can prepare
Speaker 1: to listen to a lot of his complaints because they
Speaker 1: are I think one and two or both in the
Speaker 1: top three of a fouls drawn in a game, which
Speaker 1: is a skill. And it's like how to get the
Speaker 1: highest percentage shots in basketball, which is a free throw.
Speaker 1: So they're both really good at that. Their games are
Speaker 1: now like six hours long because they like embiid said
Speaker 1: his career record for a number of fouls drawn. So
Speaker 1: a lot of free throws too, well yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 1: that's what that's what extends the game. A lot of
Speaker 1: free throws, a lot of a lot of trips to
Speaker 1: the line, which is also good for MBI because he
Speaker 1: is seven ft two and you know, an enormous man
Speaker 1: who needs a rest. So that's very helpful. Uh. And
Speaker 1: then the Batman reviews are starting to come in seem
Speaker 1: pretty positive of this is a movie I'm rooting for
Speaker 1: because someone said I saw multiple like it's the best,
Speaker 1: Like this hasn't been this good since like Dark Night. Damn.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you like Dark Knight, I guess no, yeah,
Speaker 1: the I mean it's always tough. I always try and
Speaker 1: like look at Metacritic to get a sampling and Metacritic
Speaker 1: is like seventy three. But yeah, the people who like
Speaker 1: it seemed to really like it, and there aren't that
Speaker 1: many people who are like this sucks. Mich Lassal from
Speaker 1: the San Francisco Chronicle seems to be the only person
Speaker 1: who gave it a negative review. Out of what were
Speaker 1: their words, Uh, just pretty bland. From start to finish,
Speaker 1: The Batman is mostly just a collection of bad ideas. Ok,
Speaker 1: thanks give it a solid bee though so many so
Speaker 1: much of like my opinion on movies is like, actually
Speaker 1: I do like that movie. I just like was tired
Speaker 1: to that day or something like that. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm I just like, weren't either one saying
Speaker 1: how they told him to not do like scratchy voice? Oh?
Speaker 1: Did they all right? No? Maybe I was signed, I
Speaker 1: was somebody else. Apparently they he was like multiple times,
Speaker 1: they're like, now you don't need to do that. You
Speaker 1: don't need to do that. Now you're good. We we
Speaker 1: sampled your scratchy voice. Nah, we're good man, good man.
Speaker 1: Just like the last two actors to do it, I
Speaker 1: feel like it's distracting. They have permanent vocal cord damage
Speaker 1: from playing bat man and it got over the top.
Speaker 1: Um weird thing with just that. This made me think
Speaker 1: of in terms of British actors vocalizing. Last week watched
Speaker 1: Clifford the Big Red Dog the movie. Yeah yeah, Jack
Speaker 1: Whitehall is that his name? The um comedian comedians like
Speaker 1: that show with his dad on Netflix. Yeah yeah, so
Speaker 1: he is the main fun uncle to Emily Elizabeth. So
Speaker 1: Emily Elizabeth's mom is British. Then Key enters later and
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, so he's gonna be British because he's
Speaker 1: British and he's not British and he can't pull off
Speaker 1: an American accent right, and like it's it's really weird.
Speaker 1: I think they might have like just tested it and
Speaker 1: everyone was like I like, kids were like that guy
Speaker 1: scares me with his British accent and they had to
Speaker 1: like go back and change it or something because it's
Speaker 1: the weirdest choice and it's like they have to explain it,
Speaker 1: Whereas like, fortunately I moved here when I was two
Speaker 1: and therefore have an American accent, but I can still
Speaker 1: talk like you bloody Britts and like does a fake.
Speaker 1: It's so strange. I want, like I want to know
Speaker 1: the story behind, like how they came to the decision
Speaker 1: to have him do an accent he was not prepared
Speaker 1: to do. Yeah, I just love a wonky ham fisted Like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna build in the excuse for this poor performance
Speaker 1: into the script. Yeah, Like that would be like in
Speaker 1: that one Superman movie where or that one we were
Speaker 1: in Henry Cavill still had his mustache that they the
Speaker 1: c g I at out and his characters. Like the
Speaker 1: thing is on Crypton there's this new trend where you
Speaker 1: try and grow your skin out to look like a mustache,
Speaker 1: but instead of hair your anyway, what oh, somebody's robbing
Speaker 1: a bank. Gotta go. Yeah. The fact that they address it,
Speaker 1: although they kind of had to because the mom was British,
Speaker 1: so it was very very I guess it is a
Speaker 1: kid's film too. I'm like, this is not cinema. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's just very clunky, but a great film. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know, ten out of Time. All right, Well, those
Speaker 1: are things that are trending on this Monday afternoon. We
Speaker 1: are back tomorrow with a whole last episode of the show.
Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves,
Speaker 1: Get the vaccine. Don't do nothing about white supremacy, and
Speaker 1: we will talk to y'all tomorrow. Bye bye, under Actor,
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