Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season two, twenty two,
Speaker 1: Episode three of Jed at leis like guys to production
Speaker 1: of My Heart Radio. This is a podcast where we
Speaker 1: take a deep dive into America's share consciousness. And it
Speaker 1: is Wednesday, February second. My name is Jack O'Brien a k. Nowadays,
Speaker 1: everybody got a pub like they got something to say,
Speaker 1: but nothing comes close to the t ds. Just a
Speaker 1: bunch of pepe heads and motherfucker's act like they forgot
Speaker 1: about Jack. That is courtesy of Podge moor Ran. Pepeheads
Speaker 1: an underrated insult for in rap music. I think people
Speaker 1: should use it more. I'm thrilled to be co hosting
Speaker 1: today with an award winning podcaster or writer, producer, act
Speaker 1: or voice artist. And even though I always say it's
Speaker 1: not one of his written credits, one of my favorite
Speaker 1: singers also my word old Twin. He posted the stats.
Speaker 1: We are nearly identical. It's ja case nil baby, and
Speaker 1: I compare you to a Jack Keys from a Rose
Speaker 1: on the Grad, No my get if you stranger and
Speaker 1: news and now that Joe Roses and Blue a light
Speaker 1: hits the glue the grade, there is so much of
Speaker 1: that can tell you so much, he can say, you
Speaker 1: remain my sight. Guys, my jockey is my pain. Baby.
Speaker 1: What up, niggers? Oh? It is Black History Month. So
Speaker 1: let me just say to all the white people turning
Speaker 1: your radios off you but keep to keep the listeners on.
Speaker 1: We still need the listeners. We still need to downloads.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, But turn them off. I'm
Speaker 1: talking to all people. What's up, jack? How are you?
Speaker 1: I know I put a lot of pressure on you
Speaker 1: up top and you're one of my favorite singers. But
Speaker 1: it's okay. We're making it happen. That's a good idea. Man.
Speaker 1: We should have like black his three music and everything
Speaker 1: they take over them like Christmas, like late January you
Speaker 1: start seeing Yeah, I did look. I looked up. I
Speaker 1: looked up what's like Black history songs, like just to
Speaker 1: see what the internet would say. And then when it
Speaker 1: was like the story O J was one of them,
Speaker 1: I was like, let me turn this ship off. Black
Speaker 1: and I'm Proud is the most famous one that was?
Speaker 1: That was like number one on the list. All right, well, Jacky,
Speaker 1: yeah that third voice that you're here someone we're very
Speaker 1: excited to be joined by his half hour special on
Speaker 1: Netflix is The Stand Ups is just fucking hilarious. Uh.
Speaker 1: He's got dates coming up all over California and Vancouver.
Speaker 1: Go see him if you have the chance. It's the
Speaker 1: brilliant and talented Brian Simpson. What up? I wasn't supposed
Speaker 1: to have something to think? Wasn't no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: But if you if you've got something in your heart,
Speaker 1: you know, feel free. You know. I find it helpful
Speaker 1: for me to humiliate myself up top in front of
Speaker 1: the guests, just for energetic purposes. But no, you you
Speaker 1: were not expected to do anything, and then Jackies just
Speaker 1: has to just do it, you know, I just do
Speaker 1: it to do it the pipes. Yes, what's good? Brian?
Speaker 1: Where you? Where are you coming to us from? Now?
Speaker 1: No good show? You know? Can I can? I just say?
Speaker 1: You know, I'm thirty five years old at this point,
Speaker 1: so I've watched a lot of comedy in my in
Speaker 1: my lifetime coming from Chicago Comedy City. One of my
Speaker 1: favorite openings to a comedy special is when a man
Speaker 1: comes on stage and be like, yeah, white people see
Speaker 1: us niggas like pennies, just right out the gate. Take
Speaker 1: the band aid off, RiPP him anew. It was fucking
Speaker 1: great man, so dope, such a great special man. I
Speaker 1: know so many people. Why know in l A we
Speaker 1: we've never met each other, but you know how to
Speaker 1: l A coman be seen as. Everybody got mutuals. Everybody
Speaker 1: love me and ship man, So kudos. I appreciate that. Man.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I go years without meeting people, right, mm hmm, yeah,
Speaker 1: you mean somebody like how long have you been here? Right? Right?
Speaker 1: And people who be working too, people who be working.
Speaker 1: But then you know what happened. You see somebody and
Speaker 1: then you start seeing them everywhere. Yeah, that's what happened.
Speaker 1: That's what happens. It just takes that one time. Did
Speaker 1: you recognize the face? All? Right, Well, we are going
Speaker 1: to get to know you a little bit better in
Speaker 1: a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a couple
Speaker 1: of things we're talking about. We're gonna talk about local
Speaker 1: news coverage, specifically the lack of local news coverage around
Speaker 1: wage theft. Talk specifically about Domino's Pizza's wage theft and
Speaker 1: why you only get coverage of that from the CBC,
Speaker 1: and like Canadian and pizza huts and pizza huts ne
Speaker 1: a service which we do subscribe to and use as
Speaker 1: a source frequently on this on this podcast. So we'll
Speaker 1: talk about that, and also some disparaging ship being said
Speaker 1: about the Domino's pizza tracker, which I will not abide.
Speaker 1: So good. I like those I like those topics. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we also will talk about a Big Mac, one of
Speaker 1: the last Big Max those ever sold in Iceland. They
Speaker 1: closed down all their McDonald's in like two thousand ten,
Speaker 1: and they got one of the last Big Max ever
Speaker 1: sold there in the Icelandic like National Museum, and it's
Speaker 1: like preserved perfectly and not not for any like, like
Speaker 1: they didn't have to spray ship on it or anything.
Speaker 1: Some dude just found it in his garage like two
Speaker 1: years after he bought it, and it was just perfectly preserved.
Speaker 1: So we'll talk about that. We'll talk about some ship
Speaker 1: that you can buy in America that you can't buy
Speaker 1: in other countries because it's poisonous apparent, and we might
Speaker 1: even check in on Canada's neo Nazi convoy. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you guys are up on that story. No,
Speaker 1: I keep hearing about it and I keep avoiding it,
Speaker 1: so I have fresh opinions, but I have no idea.
Speaker 1: What the fun they're going? Yeah, you're going to Canada, right, Like,
Speaker 1: don't you have some towrds. I mean, theoretically you might
Speaker 1: be apart. It was it was supposed to happen this month,
Speaker 1: but then they got moved to like I think may
Speaker 1: or June. Oh damn, I don't know if that's just
Speaker 1: Canada's backwards his helm at Yeah, it's uh wild time's
Speaker 1: up there. But before we get to any of that ship, Brian,
Speaker 1: we do like to ask our guests, what is something
Speaker 1: from your search history? Should I upgrade from the tot
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, I don't know what the funk that means.
Speaker 1: That's a that's that's that same song life, So let
Speaker 1: me let me right, am I right? That's that's so
Speaker 1: you know what you know. I think it was one
Speaker 1: of the first quotes when I was when I when
Speaker 1: my show was on, I heeart that people related to,
Speaker 1: and I was like, iPhones are the all life matters
Speaker 1: of cell phones because people be people, be people, be
Speaker 1: shopping on people. And I had an Android fans. I
Speaker 1: got an iPhone now because I was giving a free iPhone,
Speaker 1: and I was like, all right, free phone, I'll take it.
Speaker 1: I need to upgrade. But I was Android life for
Speaker 1: a while and the segregation that Apple does it'lous. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: But because you know what it is like for me,
Speaker 1: it's like having an Android is like having like one
Speaker 1: of those Remember when the old laptop like huge and
Speaker 1: they had a big as dusty fan on it. Uh
Speaker 1: huhuh sounded like it was taking off. Yeah, And then
Speaker 1: and then having the iPhone is like you know those
Speaker 1: those those little like toy computers when you you would
Speaker 1: open up and be like, would you like to play again?
Speaker 1: It's like that. It's like and you you get all
Speaker 1: the same stuff done, and but it's just it's simpler
Speaker 1: and easier yea with the iPhone. But but then when
Speaker 1: I want to do something complex, it's like I'm always
Speaker 1: gonna running back. Yeah you can't. You can't. So you know,
Speaker 1: to answer your question, I don't know if you came
Speaker 1: up with the answer. Ye, but yeah, man, go ahead,
Speaker 1: keep it alive for the Android family. Mean, the truth
Speaker 1: of the matter is anybody that's googling that question is
Speaker 1: getting the two. What are we even talking about here?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it, I know, I get I'm always
Speaker 1: get it, you know, is the answer. No, you're good, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what the first what are the first answer was, now, man,
Speaker 1: go ahead and get that iPhone. Broh, yeah something I like.
Speaker 1: I like, I'm not answering iPhone though. But they but boy,
Speaker 1: the iPhone, you know, fans they're the man. They're like
Speaker 1: the supporters. Yeah, they just rabid any criticism they can't handle.
Speaker 1: It's funny because the iPhone, lay point out, the iPhone
Speaker 1: is designed like for stupid people, are like people who
Speaker 1: aren't good at using technology and you know, need it
Speaker 1: put on a platter for them and made like fun
Speaker 1: and pretty. And then to be a snob about that,
Speaker 1: to be like, well, I like, I just like the
Speaker 1: design simplicity of it. It's like, well, you you like
Speaker 1: the fact that it's made for a child, so that
Speaker 1: a child could use it. But that's not a thing
Speaker 1: to be snobby about anybody, right, But that's a weird
Speaker 1: thing to like take pride in and look down your
Speaker 1: nose as somebody else about and the Android and made
Speaker 1: for the smart ones. Now I do have an iPhone now,
Speaker 1: so I'm you know, I'm not include to myself and that,
Speaker 1: but for everybody else that has an iPhone. I feel
Speaker 1: like the only difference I've ever noticed is like between
Speaker 1: the two is like my sister in law is always Android,
Speaker 1: and her pictures look a lot better than anybody else
Speaker 1: that's pictures. Like I don't know if she's just good
Speaker 1: at it or if her phone just on the phone
Speaker 1: she has man because because because listen, the worst phones
Speaker 1: in the world are androids. But buying the newest iPhone
Speaker 1: doesn't that necessarily mean you have the best phone. But
Speaker 1: people that people that are iPhone people just think that
Speaker 1: they think they just I see I'm me at mother
Speaker 1: because I always got the latest. I usually have a note.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm think about the that's twenty two. I
Speaker 1: usually have the latest note and I have motherfucker's with
Speaker 1: an iPhone eight like looking at me snobby because they
Speaker 1: gotta they got a different color text from me or
Speaker 1: something like they they really it's even it's even comedians
Speaker 1: that's on this the thing. Oh you got, oh you
Speaker 1: got a green bubble or whatever the color comes on there.
Speaker 1: You were successful, Yeah, your camera leave me a little.
Speaker 1: You gotta gotta you got you got the default background
Speaker 1: on men because you can't you'll phone stop being able
Speaker 1: to update six years ago. The reason I could never
Speaker 1: break into like Android is because like from the start
Speaker 1: what you said your search terms were just like my
Speaker 1: my mind like kind of turned off because that sounds
Speaker 1: complicated to me. Man, I just got my oculist. Man,
Speaker 1: I just got one to let me tell you, all right, look,
Speaker 1: have you have you done Thrill of the Fight yet? No?
Speaker 1: I haven't. I just I download I just because yesterday
Speaker 1: I just I went through the store because I just
Speaker 1: got it. Yesterday I went to the store. I bought
Speaker 1: a bunch of games. I mean, I'm a favorite of
Speaker 1: a bunch of games. And then this morning I went
Speaker 1: through it like actually bough them. Yeah, I got the
Speaker 1: Little Fight only one. I had a chance to play
Speaker 1: with robot recall. Okay, okay, all right, I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: it though. Thrill Little Fight the Saber is good. Get
Speaker 1: you some water you need to prepare for, like get
Speaker 1: get your workout clothes on. Yeah that was like that.
Speaker 1: It's like that. It's so hard. So every everybody I
Speaker 1: put it on, they want one. I know, yeah, everybody, bro,
Speaker 1: I took it. I did a Christians podcast yesterday and
Speaker 1: my office was in my backpack. I was like, you
Speaker 1: tried this year. He's like no, I put that joint
Speaker 1: on him. He was like, yo, you'll give me from inside. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my mom did that ship. I let my mom play pizza,
Speaker 1: but she was like how much that. I'm like, you
Speaker 1: don't need no VR. You ain't going eithing And she
Speaker 1: bought that ship. You saw the video, there's a there's
Speaker 1: a it's a viral video. I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: fact or does not even really more, but it's a
Speaker 1: dude he he He walked in on his mom. She
Speaker 1: had to hear said she and her knees was out
Speaker 1: of the bed, like yeah, yeah for the listeners, Panomon,
Speaker 1: because like an older woman ain't gonna get caught that easy,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I thought that that's that's
Speaker 1: good good staging. Though, that's what you call a woman masturbating.
Speaker 1: That don't happen. Women don't even have those stories. Yea,
Speaker 1: are you gotta all you gotta do to catch a
Speaker 1: man masturbating is lead a house for two minutes and
Speaker 1: walk back in as to leave so he can jerk off?
Speaker 1: Is the why is the towel crispy? Right's wrong with
Speaker 1: your socks, baby, What is something you think is overrated brand?
Speaker 1: I think uh zoom is overrated. Mhm, I mean no, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: I thinks overrated. I think um, I think snapchats overrated.
Speaker 1: M hm m hmm. I will say this man, Snapchat.
Speaker 1: I didn't think Snapchat is overrated for the longest time
Speaker 1: until a couple of months ago. You subscribe in some
Speaker 1: premium chats you know, got them private snaps. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: Snapchat is pretty damn cool. And then the ship disappeared
Speaker 1: and I'm like, all right, well, what the funk? But
Speaker 1: you know what really hits me in my spirit tope
Speaker 1: is a birthdays mm hmmm mmmm. I hate them. I
Speaker 1: don't like how people behave around them. I don't like
Speaker 1: how people behave around mine, and most of my friends
Speaker 1: don't even know my right for that very purpose is
Speaker 1: because people always try to make you do ship. My
Speaker 1: favorite thing to do is nothing. Yeah, then my birthday
Speaker 1: come and people try to make me do ship. They
Speaker 1: want to do right, right, Yeah, let's go dancing. I
Speaker 1: don't like going dancing. This it is your birthday, I
Speaker 1: know to go. Yeah, performative celebration ship. Yeah, you don't
Speaker 1: need to come talking on your birthday, none of your
Speaker 1: motherucking minutes. I feel you know, man, I feel you
Speaker 1: especially because you know and I feel the same way
Speaker 1: about certain holidays like single to Mayo or St. Patrick's
Speaker 1: Day and forty so you know, ground that groundhose day.
Speaker 1: Let's see what we'll see what the what? What the
Speaker 1: beaver talking about? It? The groundhog? Right? Yeahah, ground hug
Speaker 1: comes out and whether it sees its shadow, which I
Speaker 1: don't think any animal has ever noticed its shadow one
Speaker 1: way or another. But yeah, don't know, man, I just
Speaker 1: shaman Americans to get drunk. Yeah, but that's what it is.
Speaker 1: It's just an excuse for people to party and get
Speaker 1: drunk and get crazy. And I'm just like this ship
Speaker 1: is whack. Like I can go get a hangover the
Speaker 1: other three hundred and sixty four days of the year.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, I feel What about what about drinking games?
Speaker 1: Mhmm see. I think that's that's an exclusively white activity.
Speaker 1: I've only done that with my white friends. I'm saying,
Speaker 1: no black function has ever turned into like, hey guys,
Speaker 1: let's play beer punk yeah or something like that, because
Speaker 1: it's like women weak. Because I used to ask a
Speaker 1: women won't just drink because they like to go. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never heard of Ring of Fire or everybody has
Speaker 1: a different name for it, but where you just put
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of cards and you pick one and
Speaker 1: you just drink. I never heard of that ship until
Speaker 1: I started going to school with white people. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but it was fun times. Yeah, it's great. I wasn't here,
Speaker 1: I would have still just got drunk. Well, something you
Speaker 1: think is underrated brand massages? Oh speaking my language, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think massages like it's uh because it's just ain't
Speaker 1: no amount of stretching. I mean, I guess you could
Speaker 1: do yoga or something like that, but man, it ain't nothing.
Speaker 1: It ain't nothing like a real like a real professional
Speaker 1: massage from Yeah, and the people who don't get that
Speaker 1: make me mad. Man. I used to I used to
Speaker 1: work for a company called Roster Bus here in l A.
Speaker 1: And then I managed that company. And like for the
Speaker 1: end of summer, summer it's the biggest tourism seas. It's
Speaker 1: a big tourism season. Everybody plus they ass off. I
Speaker 1: asked my owner, the owner of the company, Yo, can
Speaker 1: I get everybody a fifty dollar give card to massage
Speaker 1: envy right, just to be like, Yo, thank you for
Speaker 1: your service. Go get a little massage, get relaxed everything
Speaker 1: something people do for themselves. Yeah, and then my owner
Speaker 1: was like, why don't you just like take that money
Speaker 1: and take them all out to like dinner and drinks.
Speaker 1: I'm like, nigga, because I can do that anytime, Like
Speaker 1: can I hear this? And then people was bad, like
Speaker 1: what's this? Just give me the money. I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: I hate y'all Like, oh, this is kind of intimate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I've never had some I've never had a real massage.
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to get take my clothes off. Like man,
Speaker 1: it's the consciousness around. It's like trying to talk dudes
Speaker 1: and they're using them to day. You know. It's like
Speaker 1: it's bad a bro also underrated. I got for days
Speaker 1: on both my toilets. Yeah, just yo, just think of it.
Speaker 1: This like a toilet paper Part three whatever. It's like
Speaker 1: it's the sequel. Yeah yeah, and y'all asked clean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: ass is clean. It's like, Yo, we know what start doing.
Speaker 1: IM gonna start just doing the sniff challenge. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: wait to me like ten hours into the day. But
Speaker 1: ladies ladies stip out, snip out the precious sounds for them,
Speaker 1: but I think it would be revealing. Yeah, I'm telling
Speaker 1: you now, if anybody out there listening and you only
Speaker 1: wipe your ass with toilet paper and that's it, not
Speaker 1: even a baby white, Yes, I'm sorry. He's like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: he's like getting your ass. We gotta stop shaming them
Speaker 1: and shaming yeah, yeah, because it's like it's a it's
Speaker 1: an illusion because when you're just using toilet paper, you
Speaker 1: might get it nice and dry and then it seems
Speaker 1: like it's not dirty, but then once you sweat a
Speaker 1: little bit. This might be too detailed and people might
Speaker 1: not want me to talk about swamp ass, but it
Speaker 1: is a reality that you need. You need to day
Speaker 1: you really. I just walked into the girl you're talking
Speaker 1: to him though, here, paper boy, there, I love it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try that. It ain't gonna work, but I
Speaker 1: wonta try that. All right, let's take a quick break
Speaker 1: and we'll be right back. And we're back. And yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a this dude, Alec Carrick at Sanis, who is
Speaker 1: a good follow on Twitter, who's just you know, retweeting
Speaker 1: a thread he did about how like the sort of
Speaker 1: bias in the news in the United States when it
Speaker 1: comes to you know, they love to cover some property crime,
Speaker 1: they don't like to cover wage theft, which I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think I even really fully knew
Speaker 1: what wage theft was. But like that, there's this chart
Speaker 1: that will link off to the natural progression for capitalism,
Speaker 1: right exactly. Yeah, it's been a happening. Like there there's
Speaker 1: this chart that a lot of people have probably seen
Speaker 1: where it's productivity on one line and compensation for American
Speaker 1: workers on on another line, and they're like neck and
Speaker 1: neck going up through the sixties, up through the seventies,
Speaker 1: and then like seventy eight, it just compensation just flattens
Speaker 1: the funk out and productivity just keeps going up in
Speaker 1: the same direction. I wonder what happened to seventy eight?
Speaker 1: M huh, Yeah. Was it Ronald Reagan? Yeah, Mike was
Speaker 1: or who was the president right before? It wasn't Nixon Carter? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: But that's what Reaganism really started to hit, Like when
Speaker 1: people knew he was about to run and like, oh,
Speaker 1: the actor or the governor he was in governing to
Speaker 1: California at the time. Yeah, I mean they ask government
Speaker 1: or the US economy hit a bit of a slump
Speaker 1: during Carter, and then Reagan's answer was funk poor people,
Speaker 1: basically like fun laborers and uh, fire all the all
Speaker 1: the union workers and you know it'll look good on TV,
Speaker 1: which turns out has been a successful, you know, a
Speaker 1: successful strategy for a long time. But I think it's
Speaker 1: just it's come to a breaking point. As we've been
Speaker 1: talking talking about a lot on on this show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like just talking about the local news. I was put
Speaker 1: trying to put a six or game on last night
Speaker 1: and I turned the TV on, left the room because
Speaker 1: I my three year old needed me, came back in
Speaker 1: and it was on the local news and my five
Speaker 1: year old was just watching it and it was like
Speaker 1: all this just awful ship and he was into it.
Speaker 1: He was like, Yo, what is this like to explain?
Speaker 1: Explain what the local news is because there's fires and
Speaker 1: there's you know, all this bad ship like speeding cars,
Speaker 1: car Actam. You missed a chance to save some money, man,
Speaker 1: that's all your toys, all your toys you could you
Speaker 1: could have you had your chance to like not pay
Speaker 1: for sling okay leaving. Yeah, if you want your gifts,
Speaker 1: you gotta go to school. It's wild, though, man, I
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean to that point. The news is tight.
Speaker 1: I mean the news is tight like that, you know,
Speaker 1: like think about like the I remember we were talking
Speaker 1: about we had Kenny Smith on and we talked about
Speaker 1: the O J Chase because it was during like his
Speaker 1: finals or the finals that him and Rockets and the
Speaker 1: Knicks rand and he was like, yo, even we knew
Speaker 1: what was going on in the news, and we was
Speaker 1: on the motherfucker's sideline like yeah, update, it's like yo, man,
Speaker 1: what's CBS talking about? Like they on the sideline in
Speaker 1: the NBA finals and he was like, we was talking
Speaker 1: about that ship on the sidelines. I mean, it's a
Speaker 1: good product. It's entertaining and it's a product. But that's
Speaker 1: that's not what it needs to be, right, Like that's
Speaker 1: for a functioning society. It can't just be like whatever
Speaker 1: is flashy and entertaining or at least that can't be
Speaker 1: all that it is. And then it I mean, it's
Speaker 1: not just that like they go after whatever grabs ratings.
Speaker 1: I think it's also there's just such a like thorough
Speaker 1: like down to the cellular level corporate bias in this country.
Speaker 1: So I mean Alex point in his thread is like
Speaker 1: wage theft equals are outweighs the amount of money lost
Speaker 1: by property theft each year. But wage theft is being
Speaker 1: done by massive corporations to people who can't absorb it
Speaker 1: without turning to property theft themselves. And and people don't
Speaker 1: understand too that, like there's a there's an extra little
Speaker 1: fuck you that comes with making minimum wage, you know,
Speaker 1: or low or very low wages. And it's because the
Speaker 1: customers you're dealing with, no that you are so desperate
Speaker 1: for a job that you took this low, PoID, shitty job,
Speaker 1: so they treat you with a little extra you know
Speaker 1: you're gonna do about it type of right, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, nobody going sending their accountants face and started
Speaker 1: yelling at their accounting Well maybe some people do, but
Speaker 1: like not to the same degree that you'll go to
Speaker 1: best Buy and be like you ain't got this DVD. No,
Speaker 1: we ain't got like I'm not making them working here,
Speaker 1: and that that's the thing. Maybe maybe upset that the
Speaker 1: wildest ship it's just like you want me to lose
Speaker 1: my job. To make you happy. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I
Speaker 1: always ask you how they're doing. Yeah, yeah, even if
Speaker 1: they got an attitude with me, I'm like, that's it
Speaker 1: ain't about me. Yeah, that's fair man. I I used
Speaker 1: to work retail like most people, that'st by best by
Speaker 1: for life. And then, uh, I can't tell you how
Speaker 1: many people would just treat you like ship just because
Speaker 1: you're selling them the TV. You know, it's like you,
Speaker 1: I got to buy the TV, bro, and also I
Speaker 1: will sell you the worst TV in this motherfucker start
Speaker 1: now fell down in the back. Yeah, you should have
Speaker 1: did your research for you came in. Are you gonna
Speaker 1: walk into the stars about which TV is the best? Right?
Speaker 1: What's you're looking for? Yeah? I mean just you know,
Speaker 1: we've seen it recently with the like quote unquote rash
Speaker 1: of like smashing grab robberies, like where like CBS or
Speaker 1: what one of the pharmacies was like talking about how
Speaker 1: like they were losing so much money to people like
Speaker 1: robbing them or you know, stee shoplifting and like claiming
Speaker 1: it was a coordinated thing. Then there was another thing
Speaker 1: about like train robberies, and you know that is that's
Speaker 1: the ship that the media chooses to cover on the
Speaker 1: local and national news, and you know that that's like
Speaker 1: a rounding area to them, that that ship doesn't matter
Speaker 1: to them. But it's like about like drilling that sort
Speaker 1: of ethos into our heads that like that is what matters.
Speaker 1: That's what is a violation of like the rules, I mean,
Speaker 1: the real the real reason that is. It's because I mean,
Speaker 1: and I'm not about to say anything groundbreaking, but nobody
Speaker 1: wants to admit that most of us don't make what
Speaker 1: we deserve in any capacity, like you know, and some
Speaker 1: of us make two way too mother, yeah, yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: And the ones that make too much are the ones
Speaker 1: that make decisions, and the ones that don't make enough
Speaker 1: are the ones that have the followed decisions. So you know,
Speaker 1: like even even the people who decide what to put
Speaker 1: on the news that day, I'm sure way staff comes
Speaker 1: across the table, but the bosses ain't gonna let him
Speaker 1: talk about that because they probably get a waste deft
Speaker 1: it from them. To me, you know, you know what
Speaker 1: really pissed me off about our country sometimes and it's
Speaker 1: not even it's not even the corruption itself, but it's
Speaker 1: the astonishingly low amount of money it takes to purchase
Speaker 1: a senator or a congress. Yeah, it's like when you
Speaker 1: look at like the contributions and they add up, it's
Speaker 1: like a hundred thousand dollars. That's it. This billion dollar
Speaker 1: corporation get giving you a hund thousand dollars and that's
Speaker 1: and that's all it takes for you to be like
Speaker 1: I think the minimal wages five. Yeah, Kristen Gillibrand the
Speaker 1: New York I think senator, she like was protecting this
Speaker 1: judge who like worked for a law firm that but like,
Speaker 1: so the law firm is put this guy in jail
Speaker 1: for like proving a case against Excell and Mobile in
Speaker 1: like South America and like making them pay billions, and
Speaker 1: so they've gone after this lawyer for like all this
Speaker 1: bullshit stuff. And Kirsten joel Brand is like protecting this
Speaker 1: woman because she made up one and seventy tho dollar
Speaker 1: donation to her campaign, Like that's that shouldn't be enough
Speaker 1: to like have you completely ruined the society that you're
Speaker 1: supposed to be like in and also the people giving
Speaker 1: the money. See that, that's that's the myth that we
Speaker 1: about were about to realize something this this generation think
Speaker 1: they're the best generation because they because they know all
Speaker 1: the hances, right, But this may turn out to be
Speaker 1: the worst generation because they're gonna do nothing about it.
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, we're gonna suffer from the problems even
Speaker 1: with all the solutions that I think. It's like, we
Speaker 1: know what the solution is, angry, we'll just be depressed,
Speaker 1: you know, and we're just not We're just we're just
Speaker 1: not gonna do anything about it. I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe it's gonna have to be rebellion. Maybe it's gonna
Speaker 1: have to be you know, upright, that's a good point, man.
Speaker 1: I Mean for the longest time, the prevailing vought was,
Speaker 1: you know, we just need to know. The answer is
Speaker 1: we just need to know. You know, these people are
Speaker 1: doing X because they don't know why, right. And then
Speaker 1: when we found out why, you started seeing well ship,
Speaker 1: we're still doing X. Like so like, what is it? What?
Speaker 1: It just goes down? I don't know, man, that I
Speaker 1: think they should be scared of it. Like, bro, you
Speaker 1: know what a lot of people talking about like the
Speaker 1: January six things in the negative light, But I think
Speaker 1: that's mostly because it was the people you don't agree
Speaker 1: with running up in the capital. But but you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, But like if they tried to if
Speaker 1: they tried to ban abortion and five thousand women rushed
Speaker 1: the capital, a lot of peop wouldn't have had a
Speaker 1: problem with it, you know. But I just I don't like,
Speaker 1: I don't agree with their politics, but I do like
Speaker 1: the fact that the Congress people got a little scared
Speaker 1: for a day. They got a little tap, a little taps,
Speaker 1: because that's what like over in France and Ship, they're
Speaker 1: scared of the people. The government is afraid of them
Speaker 1: because these motherfuckers are burned everything down, you know, over
Speaker 1: the slip. Maybe when they tried to they tried to
Speaker 1: raise their retirement they driving there by two years, but
Speaker 1: it was in the streets, yeah, was on fire. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Over here, they just they just count on the fact,
Speaker 1: Like you can see how easy it was for them
Speaker 1: to do that, very easy with no organ because they
Speaker 1: sold They so lax up there, They're so used to
Speaker 1: there being no consequences come to their door steps. So
Speaker 1: that ship made me a little happy, to be honest
Speaker 1: with That's the good point. I mean, we yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not because and here's the thing too, we both both
Speaker 1: sides get it. Both sides. Like when everybody was like
Speaker 1: when all the white folks and the racist folks was like,
Speaker 1: I can't believe they're looting that story and burning down
Speaker 1: Target and all those zones, it was like, you get it, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: You get it. You just don't agree with the reason exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you went around January says it did the same thing.
Speaker 1: And then like I can't believe they store in the capital,
Speaker 1: like nigga, you get it. Go go through, go through
Speaker 1: any protests like photography and replace the Black Lives Matter
Speaker 1: siins with would stop to steal signs and motherfucker's alcohol
Speaker 1: different way, Yeah right, the police will act a different way.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean yeah, the police will act a
Speaker 1: different way too. But also they had police on the
Speaker 1: Capitol steps and ship it's just to make them yeah,
Speaker 1: well yeah, you have some corrupt police officer who was
Speaker 1: like I wish I could be there with your brother,
Speaker 1: Uh here take my gun. But like there's other ones.
Speaker 1: It was just like it's too many of these mothers.
Speaker 1: What I thought, you know, like I thought I thought
Speaker 1: the government was on top of the game. Like well,
Speaker 1: I was like, yo, I thought like when Congress is
Speaker 1: in session, it's like you get too many people, Like
Speaker 1: I feel like there should be some damn invisible raise.
Speaker 1: Mother's just freeze six, Like why can I move? You know?
Speaker 1: It was just ten guys, Yeah, I just ten guys
Speaker 1: on one person had to like do a Yeah. It
Speaker 1: really funks with any like conspiracy theory. It's like, wow,
Speaker 1: they really don't have their just the people that showed
Speaker 1: up in my bank, given could have could have ran
Speaker 1: up in the capital. That should that should alarm people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I mean I think like to your point,
Speaker 1: we we've talked before like this, So this ship is
Speaker 1: coming undone in some way because the information is getting
Speaker 1: out there. People are like losing the buying that they
Speaker 1: have for so long and sort of the neo capitalist
Speaker 1: like neoliberal order of things where like corporations are right
Speaker 1: and are not going to do any harm. Like I
Speaker 1: think people are losing that buying. But it does feel
Speaker 1: like the right wing, the fascists like have a headstart
Speaker 1: on a lot of ship just in terms of well,
Speaker 1: at least they ran into the fucking government and like
Speaker 1: did something. The next revolution is going to be in
Speaker 1: the metaverse, be virtual riots. Yeah, that I mean that
Speaker 1: that is what they're hoping for. Yeah, my oculus, I'm
Speaker 1: ready to your point earlier, kes like the the idea
Speaker 1: that like the news is good and they're good at
Speaker 1: telling stories that like keep us engaged, Like if if
Speaker 1: you sit back and like just think of it objectively,
Speaker 1: because this is what I was doing trying to explain,
Speaker 1: like the local news to my kid is like the
Speaker 1: thing that's supposed to like there's no stories where we
Speaker 1: try and get people outraged about the little guy harming
Speaker 1: like the fucking empire, and like all of our stories
Speaker 1: are about like the underdog overcoming the odds. But like
Speaker 1: local news is all about like they just they don't
Speaker 1: give a funk about like wage the after like things
Speaker 1: like that, where it is like the powers that be
Speaker 1: like robbing from the little people and it's just I
Speaker 1: don't know, it is like work being done on their
Speaker 1: part and it's not it's not like the natural state
Speaker 1: of things. It's like a they have to tell a
Speaker 1: worse story to keep these values in place. Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: look it's rating, that's we said that. But I went
Speaker 1: to Columbia College. You know, I went to Columbia College
Speaker 1: acting directing theater, all that good ship. But you know,
Speaker 1: one of the buildings was for journalism. One of the
Speaker 1: and in that building was how did it be a newscaster?
Speaker 1: What the funk? I got to go to college to
Speaker 1: read news for? You know? What the like, seriously, what
Speaker 1: I had to go to college to just read news.
Speaker 1: It's because it's it it's it's it's it's entertainment. It's entertainment,
Speaker 1: and that's what it is, you know, Like what I
Speaker 1: need to look good for? Why I need to have
Speaker 1: all makeup? Why I gotta have my hair done? Why
Speaker 1: why we need lights? They canna put a sheet of
Speaker 1: paper and put me in front of a camera and
Speaker 1: I can read the news because that's what it's supposed
Speaker 1: to be, right, But now it's entertainment, so that you know,
Speaker 1: it's all entertainment, it's all money, it's all capitalism, and
Speaker 1: it's hard to have the faith in it, in the system.
Speaker 1: But you know, I'm just hoping like people can get outrage,
Speaker 1: like see it again with fresh guys, like because it
Speaker 1: is wild ship that we've just like kind of come
Speaker 1: to accept and be like, yeah, that's that's how capitalism works,
Speaker 1: you know. But it's like, yeah, but it's real, it's
Speaker 1: really bad, and it's like making making like really awful
Speaker 1: ship yeah happen. And this is coming from somebody who
Speaker 1: likes to buy ship. I love ship. I love ship,
Speaker 1: love buying ship, love having Jordans. But I hate the system.
Speaker 1: But I hate the system that makes me like it. Right, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that that that in turn, because that that's
Speaker 1: that's really what it comes down to, right It's like,
Speaker 1: are we anti capitalists or are we just anti capitalists?
Speaker 1: And that doesn't work for us? Mm hmm. I think
Speaker 1: that's what it is to be honest, because we do.
Speaker 1: We do gleefully because how you spend your money is
Speaker 1: the number one way of displaying your real morality. You know,
Speaker 1: you could say whatever, but you but you still buy Jordan's.
Speaker 1: Say yeah, you could say whatever, but you're still buy
Speaker 1: the iPhone. You know. Yeah, it's like you know where
Speaker 1: it's coming from. Affordable. Yeah you can say whatever, but
Speaker 1: you're still in Chick fil A's draft. But I feel like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like they've turned tricked us into thinking like
Speaker 1: it's on us like to make personal decisions to like
Speaker 1: fix the problem. And but it's like systemic shit, you know,
Speaker 1: like we just because like all the you know, we're
Speaker 1: about to talk about Dominoes. That's one of my favorite restaurants.
Speaker 1: And yes I do call it a restaurant, but like
Speaker 1: they do funked up ship and but that's the best
Speaker 1: way to order pizza, Like when your your kids are
Speaker 1: hungry and they want to Hawaiian pizza or whatever, Hawaiian pizza. Man,
Speaker 1: Stop doing that to your kids. Pepperoni pineapple man, it's
Speaker 1: so weird. Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We'll come back and talk about Dominoes. And we're back.
Speaker 1: And yeah, JM just happened to submit this story because
Speaker 1: like there's a story kind of making the rounds. And
Speaker 1: j M McNabb is our writers. So what's up? JM?
Speaker 1: I never met you? But what is Justin? Trisianc. Justin
Speaker 1: is our editor and engineer, and Trisia and Becca are
Speaker 1: our producers. And okay, what is it? What does that mean?
Speaker 1: They put together the dock. They reach out to you
Speaker 1: and uh, your people and like set everything up. They
Speaker 1: are making notes to are they well compensated capitalist scum? Yeah,
Speaker 1: now they're we're we're capitalist sum. They're they're doing it
Speaker 1: for free. It's a college credits. That's whole time employe.
Speaker 1: They're all full time. I'm just working around. Keep all
Speaker 1: that into the union. Sorry, Jack, I I derailed us
Speaker 1: after you. No, no, I'll go very questions, all right,
Speaker 1: So Dominoes in the news for the way it's being
Speaker 1: processed and sent back to us. As Domino's earnings were
Speaker 1: down because they couldn't find enough drivers. Like that's how
Speaker 1: it's told in like Bloomberg and ship like that. So
Speaker 1: you know, they don't dig into the question of why
Speaker 1: might there be a shortage of drivers, and that actually
Speaker 1: like has a very clear answer. They pay on fair wages.
Speaker 1: And twice sixteen, the New York State's Attorney General suit
Speaker 1: Dominoes over rampant wage violations and franchises that were based
Speaker 1: on payroll report. It's generated by Domino's computer system. So
Speaker 1: it's not like external reports from people who are getting
Speaker 1: sucked over. It's like their own computer system is telling
Speaker 1: people that. And like the same month as the story broke,
Speaker 1: the driver shortages were taking the company at Georgia, Domino's
Speaker 1: franchise was forced to pay a settlement with the driver
Speaker 1: who has paid just one dollar and fifty cents per
Speaker 1: delivery day. So those details though, are in Canadian news
Speaker 1: sources like you, you have to go to CTV News
Speaker 1: or the CBC to find that information. When this happened,
Speaker 1: that this happened in the Canadian Dominoes, No New York
Speaker 1: and Georgia. Canadian News reported it, right. The Canadian News
Speaker 1: reports the details of wage theft right. But like so
Speaker 1: in Bloomberg and like the American news sources, it's all
Speaker 1: about like Domino's pizza shares fell because of they basically
Speaker 1: said that it was like not enough labor and supercharge
Speaker 1: demand for delivery and take out, And so the other
Speaker 1: way it's getting picked up is that Domino's this new
Speaker 1: promotion is to overcome staffing shortages by paying everyone who
Speaker 1: picks up their pizza instead of having it delivered get
Speaker 1: ready three dollars. So you can't pick up my pizza
Speaker 1: instead of doing the delivery. But that therefore like making
Speaker 1: it unnecessary for a driver to have that job essentially,
Speaker 1: But if I wanted to pick up my pizza, then
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be ordering my pizza. Yeah, I'm not going
Speaker 1: out to Dominoes. You know how long it is band
Speaker 1: since I've been in a Domino's. Since the Dominoes that
Speaker 1: ship is wild, I mean, then just give me. I
Speaker 1: don't get this. This is the ship that just give
Speaker 1: me three dollars off, then don't tell me you give
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess saying, only spend it. Dominoes. Just
Speaker 1: pay people, pay people. You know what so funny is
Speaker 1: these companies how they go. They're they're doing everything except
Speaker 1: the thing that was solved the problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're talking about, Oh, nobody wants to work. No, nobody,
Speaker 1: nobody wants to work for bullshit money. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: it is. Are worth more than a dollar fifties son,
Speaker 1: especially because you know I'm reading this in the duck.
Speaker 1: They gotta pay for it their own gas and ship.
Speaker 1: I don't know where the rest of y'all live, but
Speaker 1: here in the beautiful city of Los Angeles, gas is
Speaker 1: almost five dollars a motherfucking gallan have to pay for
Speaker 1: their own gas. Yeah. So if you're making a dollar
Speaker 1: fifty for that delivery, somebody got to tip you ten
Speaker 1: dollars for you to start making money. Yeah, and they
Speaker 1: nobody doing that. And again they're putting that that goes
Speaker 1: on to us and where you know that goes on
Speaker 1: to the other people instead of like dominoes. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: the tipping. You can't tell a server that like gets
Speaker 1: to walk out with, you know, to fifty like cash,
Speaker 1: that that's actually less money than if they just paid
Speaker 1: her like twenty two an hour. You know What's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Because you're walking out with bobs of cash
Speaker 1: every day, you get the side whether you pay taxes
Speaker 1: on it or not. It's real easy to conventional something
Speaker 1: that you're making more money, right, but you really when
Speaker 1: you really are, Yeah, you know, but yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like in a lot of other countries, not in a lot,
Speaker 1: but some other countries that work better, they probably have
Speaker 1: like labor unions that are in charge of making sure
Speaker 1: that like they don't have to like do that work
Speaker 1: for themselves to like, you know, make that argument or
Speaker 1: because yeah, I mean that's that's definitely manipulative to be like,
Speaker 1: look at all this money that people are handing you.
Speaker 1: You're let me tell you something I used to I
Speaker 1: used to work for tips, and like I said, I
Speaker 1: would work rossterbus tourism industry and and and it's it's
Speaker 1: and I figured out a long time go that if
Speaker 1: you're good at what you do, you can ask for
Speaker 1: whatever the funk you want, right and even if you're
Speaker 1: not good at what you do, if they want to
Speaker 1: keep you, you you can ask whatever you want. And the
Speaker 1: problem is, you know, some of these companies don't care
Speaker 1: about their employees. And that's a whole other conversation. But
Speaker 1: I made my tour company because I was driving from
Speaker 1: Burbank to Englewood to go pick up that bus. I
Speaker 1: was like, yo, y'all can pay for me to get
Speaker 1: on the one tin and take that toll and the
Speaker 1: was like, okay, you're good. So all right, yo uh,
Speaker 1: y'all can raise my way just because this gas is
Speaker 1: getting higher. Okay, yeah, you're good. And then when I
Speaker 1: became a manager to make up, I was making three
Speaker 1: fifty dollars a day and tips. And when I became
Speaker 1: a manager, I was like, all right, you want me
Speaker 1: to manage your company. This is what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: This is how much I can make in a day
Speaker 1: of tips plus my hourly rage, and you're gonna pay
Speaker 1: me extra. And it was like, Okay, it's not even
Speaker 1: that hard. Sometimes because they got the money, it's just
Speaker 1: they don't want to give it to you, right. They
Speaker 1: don't want to give it to you. They want to
Speaker 1: make you jump through all these hoops to ask for
Speaker 1: what you deserve. It goes back to what you fucking deserve, right,
Speaker 1: And the same thing with these drivers, man, like they
Speaker 1: want to blame it on the drivers because they know
Speaker 1: that there are some drivers who will say, well, it's
Speaker 1: not our fault, we got x x x x. But
Speaker 1: there's other drivers who will still do it right, who
Speaker 1: still drive and still like take this bullshit because they
Speaker 1: need the money anyway. Don't forget about don't forget about
Speaker 1: the Uncle Tom driver, just like, well, what do you
Speaker 1: what do you expect to the duty running the business? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll take I take my dollar fifty and I'm happy
Speaker 1: about it. Yes, and I pay taxes on it. I
Speaker 1: used to get mad and I used to get mad
Speaker 1: at to our tour guys will be like, so, uh,
Speaker 1: we're supposed to pay taxes? Like never stop? What stop? Stop?
Speaker 1: Don't bring no lights to this? Do you know what?
Speaker 1: That ship backfire? Though, you have to like file for
Speaker 1: like disability or something, because they go they go off
Speaker 1: your reported wages and match your actual wages. So a
Speaker 1: lot of people yeah, yeah, that's true. I don't know man, Dominoes. Listen,
Speaker 1: I'm a care from Chicago, so I didn't starting the
Speaker 1: Dominoes until I moved out to l A. But and
Speaker 1: Dominoes is good. I'm not should no Dominoes. Like we
Speaker 1: said something positive about Dominoes. Yeah, yeah, that garlic crust
Speaker 1: is good. Pizza tracker, So the pizza trackers also in
Speaker 1: the news because so somebody went viral. As nobody says anymore,
Speaker 1: but you know, someone went viral on TikTok because they
Speaker 1: said they used to work at the Dominoes and the
Speaker 1: tracker is just a timer basically, like it's not reflective
Speaker 1: of what's actually happening, what's giving you. So so women,
Speaker 1: you're telling me, you're telling me that when the tracker
Speaker 1: tells me that somebody just took my pizza out there
Speaker 1: of it, that there's not literally a person handling my
Speaker 1: pizza at that moment, person named Brian pulling the pizza
Speaker 1: out of the oven or or whatever. That's not accurate.
Speaker 1: That is apparently, so that's according to one person, a
Speaker 1: recent TikTok post went viral. They said it's just a
Speaker 1: highly efficient time or another TikToker. So we one thing
Speaker 1: you should know about the daily is, like all of
Speaker 1: our information comes from TikTok. We we use TikTok as
Speaker 1: our fact checking. And so another TikToker read the patent
Speaker 1: for the Domino's pizza tracker and reported that it does
Speaker 1: actually track things to a certain point and reduces the
Speaker 1: amount of people calling Dominos to ask where their pizza is. So,
Speaker 1: like they do have like some accuracy built in. The
Speaker 1: place where the tracker can be inaccurate is when the
Speaker 1: delivery actually goes out, because the timer is set to
Speaker 1: correspond with the driver having only two or three deliveries
Speaker 1: at a time, but the driver can game the system
Speaker 1: by taking more deliveries. Like basically there's like they create
Speaker 1: a ghost driver account and then just like take all
Speaker 1: the deliveries for themselves, because again they're not being paid
Speaker 1: enough to do the job. They're not being paid what
Speaker 1: they deserve. And yeah, I always always got like a
Speaker 1: like a ten of twenty dollar tip. So my local,
Speaker 1: my local Dominoes, they hit me first immediately. That's how
Speaker 1: you do it. So how you do it, you get it,
Speaker 1: That's how I mean. Look, that's how we used That's
Speaker 1: how our grandparents and parents used to do it. You
Speaker 1: get to know the delivery drivers, they get to know
Speaker 1: your name. We used to get the mail man like
Speaker 1: liminated ship, because then they take care of you. We
Speaker 1: ain't doing it out of kindness of our heart. I
Speaker 1: mean we are, but like we're doing it so they know.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Brian, that dude who like give a good tip. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's go drop his piece off while it's hot. Yeah
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. Also, I ain't gonna lie, I'll be on.
Speaker 1: I love a pizza tracker. I love a piece of tracker.
Speaker 1: I love the personalization. I love when it be like, yo,
Speaker 1: Jennifer just took your piece out the oven. I'd be like, hell, yeah,
Speaker 1: you just hat. Don't trying to steal people's joy with
Speaker 1: incorrect information. Yeah, exactly. My my family, when we order
Speaker 1: a pizza, we just all huddle around the pizza tracker
Speaker 1: together and and watch it go from step to step.
Speaker 1: You know, you could, you know, you could share it.
Speaker 1: It used to be like you could used Now they've
Speaker 1: kind of simplified it now where it's just like the
Speaker 1: little green dots going forward. But it used to be
Speaker 1: like a dude, who you you could see like, hey,
Speaker 1: here's where your piece of was, like back in the
Speaker 1: day day who remembers this, Yeah, I don't remember that.
Speaker 1: They had like a max Head dron of the It
Speaker 1: was like it was like a little mascot guy. It
Speaker 1: was a white girl with glasses, a little white guy
Speaker 1: with glasses, and he would like be next to the
Speaker 1: piece of tracker and he's smiling. And ship that was
Speaker 1: before the piece of track. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: know annoy it although they were trying to annoid back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're trying to bring annoyed back, even though like it's
Speaker 1: the last time they did the annoy it had ended
Speaker 1: very badly. Yeah, people died. Yeah, we'll just leave it
Speaker 1: at that. I was watching something now, I was watching
Speaker 1: I was watching the other day. You people will be
Speaker 1: lying when they'd be saying I was watching something the
Speaker 1: holiday season, just like a month ago, and by something.
Speaker 1: I was watching home alone. And remember in the movie
Speaker 1: where the dude it's like the piece of guy, it
Speaker 1: was like thirty minutes or less of your pizza is free.
Speaker 1: That ship was crazy. I don't know why this is
Speaker 1: making me think of that, but that ship was create
Speaker 1: thirty minutes or less. I don't want my piece and
Speaker 1: thirty minutes less. I want a piece of hot and
Speaker 1: done and fresh. Yeah yeah, because that's a that's a
Speaker 1: lot to put on people at fashion. Yeah yeah, because
Speaker 1: you gotta cook that pizza. You gotta make that piecea
Speaker 1: Then that person gotta get in their car and home alone.
Speaker 1: It was snow on the ground. I know how it
Speaker 1: is driving snow. Man. I want that pizza in thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: Just give me the piece of and one condition hot.
Speaker 1: That's all I asked for. And the piece of tracker
Speaker 1: makes that possible because I can track my ship now.
Speaker 1: And then did he rob the pizza like he made
Speaker 1: the pizza delivery man like think that he was being
Speaker 1: shot at and like ran away Kevin and home Homelo,
Speaker 1: home alone. The movie what commercial was that? What commercial?
Speaker 1: That's that real life commercial? Yeah. But anyways, even that,
Speaker 1: even the tracker issues go back to just you know
Speaker 1: them pay not paying drivers enough. All right, let's talk
Speaker 1: real quick about foods that you can't buy in other countries.
Speaker 1: So first off, there's a story in the take out
Speaker 1: about a big mac meal. So somebody like Iceland got
Speaker 1: McDonald's in the nineties and everybody was like, you know,
Speaker 1: it's celebrating is a sign of like entering the global economy.
Speaker 1: And then in due to a combination of like economic
Speaker 1: issues and supply chain problems, they the last three locations
Speaker 1: closed down, so they had a run of about like
Speaker 1: fifteen years. The day before they closed down, this guy
Speaker 1: went to McDonald's bought a Big macmeal, and you know
Speaker 1: it probably as a sign of a relationship that wasn't working.
Speaker 1: He didn't even remember to eat his Big Mac meal,
Speaker 1: which I can't even like imagine that, but I'm an American.
Speaker 1: So and then a few years later he found it
Speaker 1: in his garage when he was moving out, and it
Speaker 1: was like surrounded by ship that had been like chewed
Speaker 1: up by mice, like rollerblades and clothes, but the Big
Speaker 1: Mac was untouched, like the mice chose not to touch
Speaker 1: the Big Mac or or the fries. And he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: and it looked exactly like it did when I bought it,
Speaker 1: Like it hadn't hadn't like gotten brotten it nothing about
Speaker 1: it it changed. So that is in the Museum of Iceland,
Speaker 1: the Big Mac, the Big Mac, like that Big Mac.
Speaker 1: They were just like, yeah, we don't even have to
Speaker 1: make a model. We just have this actual big mac. Well,
Speaker 1: let me say, man, you know, because you know, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm I'm about to be in the McDonald's commercial that's
Speaker 1: about to air, So I'm gonna, I'm gonna, you know,
Speaker 1: remove myself from this conversation. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Big McDonald's for life, y'all. Yeah, I will not be
Speaker 1: slandering you know when I'll be slandering my my next employer.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. But y'all go ahead, and
Speaker 1: had his conversation go ahead. Actually, like this story is
Speaker 1: surprisingly so one thing is they they're like we it's
Speaker 1: not preservatives. It's just that there's a lack of moisture
Speaker 1: in our food that makes it so that it like
Speaker 1: holds up that much. And at least they're not out
Speaker 1: of Iceland because they have like legal ship in their food,
Speaker 1: which can't be said of like a bunch of my
Speaker 1: other favorite like grocery store foods. They're just out because
Speaker 1: like first it was like that there were supply chain issues,
Speaker 1: and then it became like a thing, a claim to authenticity.
Speaker 1: They started using it to like promote tourism that they
Speaker 1: were a country where we're with no McDonald's like that.
Speaker 1: They're one of the only countries. Yeah, because got no cows. Motherfucker'
Speaker 1: all beef is from somewhere, right, doesn't grow anything, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's cold. It's cold. It's too cold there, right,
Speaker 1: it's just like volcano water. And they need to be
Speaker 1: bragging about moving the funk out of Iceland because because
Speaker 1: that's that's the thing. Man. It's like I draw the
Speaker 1: line when other countries, when other countries be trying to
Speaker 1: make fun of us, like and also they replaced it
Speaker 1: with a worse McDonald's. They just like the old McDonald's. Now,
Speaker 1: how's the place in it called like metro Burger? That's
Speaker 1: just McDonald's like McDowell's. But like how you say how
Speaker 1: you say that in Iceland? It's like cluken flitting second speak,
Speaker 1: you speak Icelandish. I didn't realize that. Yeah, I've been
Speaker 1: playing a lot of God of War, you know. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I listening to No but I ain't listening to no
Speaker 1: country where I can't get a mcgridel man the mcgredel's
Speaker 1: burger him or whatever. Also, are these big macs really preserved?
Speaker 1: Like look, I don't get me wrong, Like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't want the Big Mac to look the same as
Speaker 1: it did ten years ago. But unless you eat that ship,
Speaker 1: you don't know if it's if you eat that ship
Speaker 1: and then you go about your day for the rest
Speaker 1: of the week, then I there's something wrong with that.
Speaker 1: But if you eat that ship, you're probably either gonna
Speaker 1: die or you're gonna be on the toilet for about
Speaker 1: two weeks. And then you shut out a Big Mac
Speaker 1: that is fully intact and looks exactly the same as
Speaker 1: that they're going on the last sandwich you a Big Mac.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I like Big Max. I don't eat
Speaker 1: any of the beef and McDonald's it's all the real chicken.
Speaker 1: That's probably smart. Well, let me tell you what you
Speaker 1: should be eating. You know what I'm saying, as a
Speaker 1: you know, somebody about to be in that McDonalds commercial,
Speaker 1: you should try to holding you. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: You get McDonald's for life, baby McDonald's speaking of like
Speaker 1: why I make bad food decisions there. So this reminds
Speaker 1: me of just the fact that there's a bunch of
Speaker 1: American foods that you like can't buy in other countries
Speaker 1: because of ship that's in them mountain dew, Like you
Speaker 1: can't buy that in Japan or the European Union because
Speaker 1: it contains bro mine, the element found in brominated flame retardant,
Speaker 1: which can build up in the body and potentially lead
Speaker 1: to memory loss. Just like all this ship that I
Speaker 1: grew up just like pouring into my body little Debbie
Speaker 1: Swiss roles I never fucked with, but frosted flakes that's
Speaker 1: illegal in other countries. Coffee made. Yeah, I can't sell
Speaker 1: whoa ship, dude. I'm looking at some of the names
Speaker 1: on this list. You know, I couldn't move to the
Speaker 1: so Lucky Charms Skittles against the law. Yeah, yeah, these
Speaker 1: are these are things that are like can't be sold
Speaker 1: in those countries because of the chemicals that are in them.
Speaker 1: And it's wild because two of them so coffee made,
Speaker 1: which I still fun with, and like I I recognize that,
Speaker 1: like when you pour it in your coffee and you
Speaker 1: see that it like immediately mixes by itself, Like it's
Speaker 1: like a fucking magic trick like that I recognize, Like
Speaker 1: there's some weird chemicals and that ship, but like that
Speaker 1: actually has something in it that is banned in the
Speaker 1: US as well, but they still just are just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll look the other way on this one. I don't
Speaker 1: blame the companies for putting their ship in their in
Speaker 1: their food. I blame whoever made our bodies for making
Speaker 1: this ship taste good. Like if yellow Dine number five
Speaker 1: and six tastes good, that's not the company's fault. That's
Speaker 1: God's fault. God did this to my taste. But and
Speaker 1: so let's blame him. But I'm gonna still eat these
Speaker 1: motherfucker skittles because they're delicious. The delicious kind of got them. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the ski man, I got candy, I got all manner
Speaker 1: of candies and ship that's got weed in it. See,
Speaker 1: that's when we need to move. Where's the mcdown of
Speaker 1: the leading it? Right? I'm so shocked McDonald's haven't got
Speaker 1: in the lead man. They get into everything. McDonald's might
Speaker 1: getting the weed. You know, somebody up there talking about
Speaker 1: yea Chick fil a started blowing up, the mcdonald' started
Speaker 1: serving real chicken, right, the Starbucks started blowing up at McDonald's.
Speaker 1: Now it's McCafe. They come in the weed. They come
Speaker 1: up with the weed. They're gonna replace all you know
Speaker 1: all the those all those ball pits across America that
Speaker 1: are completely useless. Now, yeah, that's gonna be that's gonna
Speaker 1: be smoke bars or whatever McDonald's dispensary. That's how you
Speaker 1: spend because I see I see the abandoned ball pits everywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't nobody be in those things? No more? Hell no,
Speaker 1: you know I have recently, I have recently seen people's
Speaker 1: kids playing one, and I was like, what the funk
Speaker 1: are you doing? Sir? First, science like science should be
Speaker 1: like investigating the balls at the bottom of that to like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that mother about to wake up a germ from the
Speaker 1: from the the late seventies, the CDC make your kids
Speaker 1: wear masks in schools and keep them out of that
Speaker 1: motherfucking ballpit. Yeah, Brian, such a pleasure having you on
Speaker 1: TTZ man. Where can people find you? Follow you all
Speaker 1: that good stuff? You can follow me at BS Comedian
Speaker 1: on all the socials except Snapchat because that's trash um
Speaker 1: and click on my link tree. My tour dates are
Speaker 1: coming up. I'm being Ontario improv Irvine. I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: in Wisconsin, I'm gonna be in Philly is I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be I'm coming everywhere at some point this year. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And is there a tweet or some other work of
Speaker 1: social media that you've been enjoying? Oh yeah, Man, the
Speaker 1: thing that maybe laughing hardest in the last few days.
Speaker 1: Should I send you out a link? Okay, yeah, you
Speaker 1: wann't just put it in the chat. So it's uh,
Speaker 1: it's basically a dude is he has his girl blindfolded.
Speaker 1: She's sitting down blindfolded, and he has to reach her
Speaker 1: hand out, and she's reaching through a watermelon, but it's
Speaker 1: it's filled with like chocolate or some kind of like
Speaker 1: mud kind of substance. And then he and then he
Speaker 1: tells her to take her arm out, and he sets
Speaker 1: the watermelo down hounter and she opens her eyes and
Speaker 1: there's a there's a pony standing in front of her
Speaker 1: like ass in so so she thinks she's just reaching
Speaker 1: to this pony's ass. So it's and and it just
Speaker 1: you can't watch that without laughing. And obviously it's hard
Speaker 1: to know what stage and what isn't nowadays, but it's like,
Speaker 1: why is there anything gonna be? Man? Is just for entertainment.
Speaker 1: I don't care if the stage not if it makes
Speaker 1: me laugh. That serves its purpose. What the thing is.
Speaker 1: It's the same amount of work to stage it as
Speaker 1: it would have been actually impressive. Yeah, yeah, this is amazing.
Speaker 1: This is what the Internet was made for. And they
Speaker 1: don't even explain, like how did you get the pony?
Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, there, it is all right. We will
Speaker 1: link off to that in the footnotes. Footnotes Jackies, where
Speaker 1: can people find you? What is the tweet you've been enjoying? Ah? Well,
Speaker 1: you know you can always find me in the streets
Speaker 1: as per usual. Wool At Jackies, Neil, Hey, it's guys,
Speaker 1: follow your man. Just you know. Next time I'll come
Speaker 1: on here as a guest and I have to give
Speaker 1: an underrated thing. I'm gonna say myself. That's what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say, because I have extreme confidence and I'm an
Speaker 1: egomaniac uh at jockeys knowing everything. This isn't a tweet
Speaker 1: that I necessarily liked. It's just where Twitter is right now.
Speaker 1: And the fact that a dude sat down on his
Speaker 1: computer to form these sentences made me laugh because people
Speaker 1: are weird. But as we all know, the lovely, beautiful, radiant,
Speaker 1: exquisite God is Rihanna and now she was pregnant yesterday,
Speaker 1: break in the hearts or rejuvenating the souls of many
Speaker 1: people around America and the world. But this one dude
Speaker 1: whose Twitter name is Booty Noodles, So that should tell
Speaker 1: you everything you need to know, right there was like,
Speaker 1: the worst part is Rocky ain't even meet it up
Speaker 1: like that. We've seen the tape. She really liked this
Speaker 1: nigga for who he is. I'm sick. What. First of all,
Speaker 1: what tape? What tape? Apparently asap got a sex tape
Speaker 1: that I just found out about when I read that tweet.
Speaker 1: And then also who says meeting up the ship that's
Speaker 1: not even a thing, that's a thing? Up catch in
Speaker 1: her for liking him? Who for who he is? This
Speaker 1: is the worst tweet that I saw all day, but
Speaker 1: also the funniest tweet I saw all day. So there
Speaker 1: it is. Everybody, Hey, Jack, for the rest of the month,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be Jack black Sins this black history monk.
Speaker 1: What happens to Miles Gray? Miles Gray is out right now,
Speaker 1: So Jakey is Miles is misplacement? Yeah, yeah, he's on
Speaker 1: the run. Yeah exactly. Also, everybody, money man, we need
Speaker 1: to get this dude. Uh. You can find me on
Speaker 1: Twitter at Jack underscorel Brian. A tweet I've been enjoying
Speaker 1: is at America's Comic tweeted Billy Joel. This next song
Speaker 1: is called Piano Man and it's about how everybody in
Speaker 1: this bar is a fucking loser. You can find us
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Speaker 1: on Instagram. We have Facebook fan page on a website,
Speaker 1: daily Zeitgeist dot com, where we've post our episodes on
Speaker 1: our foot notes where we link off to the the information
Speaker 1: that we talked about in today's episode, as well as
Speaker 1: a song that we think you might enjoy. Brian, what
Speaker 1: is the song that you think people should go check
Speaker 1: out right now? Web by the Roots web By the
Speaker 1: Roots love it. We will link off to that in
Speaker 1: the footnotes. The Daily zeitgeis the production of I Heart Radio.
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