Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season to eleven, episode
Speaker 1: four of Guys super production of My Heart Radio. This
Speaker 1: is a podcast where we take a deep dive into
Speaker 1: America's share consciousness. Okay, it's Thursday, November one, which means,
Speaker 1: of course it is National vic sua Day. Yeah, which
Speaker 1: I mean I don't I probably don't need to give
Speaker 1: this history that you provided here, Miles, but just in
Speaker 1: case people aren't. Awara is a cold soup that is
Speaker 1: loved by many, made thick with period leaks, onions, potatoes, cream,
Speaker 1: and chicken stock. Those sound like things that shouldn't be
Speaker 1: cold in my opinion, Yeah, but when you try it,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, ship, it's it's funny. Yeah, sometimes eating
Speaker 1: hot sometimes you know, absolutely disrespect the soup. Well, my
Speaker 1: name is Jack O'Brien, a k A long long time ago.
Speaker 1: I can still remember Reese's pieces were sweet mouth sized treats,
Speaker 1: and I knew if I had a pack, I could
Speaker 1: eat the whole dang snack and maybe I'd be happy
Speaker 1: for a while. But now her, she's made me shiver.
Speaker 1: When this monster was delivered wheeled onto my doorstep? Is
Speaker 1: this a joke? Ora Trap? I can't remember why I
Speaker 1: tried to cut a smallish serving size, but something made
Speaker 1: my urges rise, and well I took a bite now
Speaker 1: by by my Garganta Whimpie. You were heavy with the calgari,
Speaker 1: gave me sugary high. I you alone. Now I feel
Speaker 1: I could die. But you are my thanksgiving pie. You
Speaker 1: are the thanksgiving pie that is Articy of radio Georgio
Speaker 1: h And I'm thrilled to be joined as always buy
Speaker 1: my co host, Mr Miles grad H in high saff
Speaker 1: jobs would pay us living wages. We could live off.
Speaker 1: What did it be nice? It's okay, Christie, I'm a
Speaker 1: Gucci man, got the assignment. You see what's going on.
Speaker 1: Living wages the buzzword of the century. Thanks for that,
Speaker 1: for that. Little beach boys, beach boys. I love the
Speaker 1: beach boys. Which which beach boy? Were you? Were you
Speaker 1: hitting some Mike Love right there? I don't know you're
Speaker 1: holding down who hit that falsetto the hardest? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: don't love. I don't know enough to be like yo
Speaker 1: that he hit that falsetto. But that's where my I
Speaker 1: like to, That's where I like to play around. I know.
Speaker 1: Personality was Mike Love is the bad one who was
Speaker 1: like pet sounds sucks, Brian Wilson, you should be ashamed
Speaker 1: of yourself. And Brian Wilson was the talented one. Anyways,
Speaker 1: Mike Love and I say, Mike lovel and talented. He
Speaker 1: did give us Kokomo and Kevin Love, Yes, most importantly
Speaker 1: Kevin Love. Miles. We are thrilled, blessed, fortunate to be
Speaker 1: joined in our third seat by one of the very
Speaker 1: kings of culture himself. He is an award winning podcast host,
Speaker 1: a writer, producer, actor, voice artist, and even though it's
Speaker 1: not one of his written credits, he is one of
Speaker 1: my favorite singers. He is the brilliant and talented jerkis now.
Speaker 1: It's so rare condition this day, innate to read any
Speaker 1: good news on the jockey's neil page. Love and tradition
Speaker 1: of the grand desire. Some people say it's even harder
Speaker 1: to fire, and well then that must be so special.
Speaker 1: Glue inside these jockey's walls, because all I see it's
Speaker 1: the power of dreams, real love bursting out of jockey seems.
Speaker 1: Days go by. Jock, he says his name, and this
Speaker 1: is the side gang. What up niggas? Oh Hello, hello, hello,
Speaker 1: oh oh gotta get you with that family matters. Gotta
Speaker 1: get you know what I'm saying. The Steve Urkle Show
Speaker 1: is what we called it back in the day. Everybody
Speaker 1: it was the Urkle Show. Yeah, yeah, man, oh man, yo, man,
Speaker 1: I gotta get back to the crib ercle coming on. Man.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine that those other actors felt like nigga,
Speaker 1: I'm on the show too, and like McCary dating someone famous?
Speaker 1: Now who Darius McCrary exactly? Oh, Eddie Winslow when he
Speaker 1: is I forget I saw I saw in the news
Speaker 1: he was he was dating somebody. He got to come up. Man.
Speaker 1: Good for Eddie Man, good for Eddie West. I feel
Speaker 1: like he's always finding ways to stay in the news
Speaker 1: or people are always invoking Darius McCrary, so I can't
Speaker 1: remember what it was, and I'm like, I'm glad I
Speaker 1: heard his name again. Yeah, yeah, shout out Eddie wins Low.
Speaker 1: I also want to say, you know, I just realized something.
Speaker 1: You know, whenever, you know, lately, when I've been coming on,
Speaker 1: I always do the little songs and ship. Also shout
Speaker 1: out to uh dB at Black Night one one five
Speaker 1: coming through with the idea for the family Matters theme song.
Speaker 1: Whenever I come on, you know, I always start by saying,
Speaker 1: what's up, niggas, how y'all doing? And I want to
Speaker 1: I want to be clear because I feel like, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not clear that I'm only talking to people when
Speaker 1: I say that, I haven't greeted anyway people on the street.
Speaker 1: Yeah to me on that one podcast. Now, man, I'm
Speaker 1: talking to only black people. I've never spoken to white
Speaker 1: people on this show. I've only spoken to to your
Speaker 1: black listeners. So let me let me let me introduce
Speaker 1: myself to your white listeners. Hello everyone, Hello, all my
Speaker 1: friends out there, race, How you doing? How you doing?
Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien. I hope you guys are having a wonderful day.
Speaker 1: I hope it's a beautiful day for y'all. I was
Speaker 1: starting to feel left out. Well not anymore, man, I'm
Speaker 1: speaking to you now. Man, I'm speaking to everybody, speaking
Speaker 1: to everybody. Now. You see my text messages on the
Speaker 1: past episodes when Jack would be talking jokes, is like,
Speaker 1: I don't remember asking him a fucking thing. Don't remember
Speaker 1: who was that? Man? I didn't I wanted talking to Jack.
Speaker 1: You asked me to come on and talk to you, Miles,
Speaker 1: You're like that white guy talks so much on your show.
Speaker 1: Don't get it. Don't get it. I don't like it.
Speaker 1: But you know what, it's a new leaf. You know,
Speaker 1: is my end of year resolution start talking to all
Speaker 1: the white all the white list. Yes, yes, well we
Speaker 1: we appreciate it. You know, it is important that we
Speaker 1: we feel included. You know, you are man, You're important.
Speaker 1: White people, you're important to. Don't let anybody someone people
Speaker 1: you are seeing. You're seeing white folks you've seen and
Speaker 1: we love you. You You might get to the article thing
Speaker 1: made me. I was thinking of that just this morning
Speaker 1: because Ridley Scott was like making statements about how about
Speaker 1: superhero movies. We might get to it a little later on,
Speaker 1: but he referred to Blade Runner as Harrison Ford. He
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, no, I made some I've had some
Speaker 1: great superheroes Alien with Sigournion Weaver. One would be fucking
Speaker 1: Gladiator and one would be Harrison Ford. Oh love it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: why not in practice a Blade Runner? But it sounds
Speaker 1: like a black elder when you're just going off, just
Speaker 1: reducing it to like the person. Yeah you're watching Harrison
Speaker 1: Ford again? Okay, Yeah, hey, I wish I was this
Speaker 1: Harrison Ford. Oh man, which Harrison Ford? You watching the
Speaker 1: one with the hat or the one in Space Jones
Speaker 1: or Star Wars Billy D or the one without Billy D.
Speaker 1: The one with them without Billy. Now, I don't watch
Speaker 1: that one, man, I don't watch that one. I don't
Speaker 1: watch that snakes in that one, noting with all those snakes.
Speaker 1: There's one guy that wrote that song and step by
Speaker 1: step and I think full house. Yeah, and he's like
Speaker 1: a music teacher in Connecticut. Now he did perfect trades too,
Speaker 1: didn't he? I think? So. I just think of him
Speaker 1: like what was his career, like a failed like blues singer,
Speaker 1: and he's like, fuck, you want me to make a
Speaker 1: theme song? Finn do it? He just sit down and like, fine,
Speaker 1: fun it condition And you're like, whoa what, Okay, we
Speaker 1: figured out you can't quite chart on the radio theme music.
Speaker 1: You fucking nailed it. Yeah, yeah, that dude. That dude
Speaker 1: was like an autour of like there's no reason that
Speaker 1: those songs should have all sounded the same, but yeah,
Speaker 1: they're just like, yeah, this guy sound like this dude
Speaker 1: had it locked. That's yeah, And we didn't even care
Speaker 1: they sounded the same. We was like, no, those are
Speaker 1: different songs and they all the same, the same, all
Speaker 1: the same. He did step by step too. I think
Speaker 1: Jesse Frederick, did you say that? Yeah? Yeah, Jesse Frederick.
Speaker 1: Love it, perfect, love it. Valerie Valerie, full House family matters,
Speaker 1: Valerie and Valerie's family. Hey did this been off too?
Speaker 1: You know? I love him, love that form. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: wonder if Uncle Jesse, the musical uncle on Full House
Speaker 1: was named for him. Oh maybe question that has never
Speaker 1: been asked. But well, we gotta, We're gonna, we gotta
Speaker 1: get him on the show. I've always had this dream,
Speaker 1: like since at every place I've worked and was like,
Speaker 1: we gotta talk about Jesse Frederick, the most underrated musician
Speaker 1: of all time, who gave us these theme songs. And
Speaker 1: I remember looking for him. I found out that I
Speaker 1: think he lives in like Massachusetts or something, based off
Speaker 1: a YouTube comment that said that this guy was his
Speaker 1: like music teacher. So wow, Like, if y'all know Jesse Frederick,
Speaker 1: tell him is looking for him. Yeah, we need him,
Speaker 1: tell him. I want to meet him too. I want
Speaker 1: to meet him to absolutely man amazing, just to riff
Speaker 1: with him. I'll sing a song with man, he's probably
Speaker 1: got a bunch of like students. Why do you try
Speaker 1: this one on? Always playing the same God, it starts
Speaker 1: the same way as every other song. Okay, okay, I'll
Speaker 1: get it alright, alright, that's fair enough. That's sound a
Speaker 1: little bit as days go by. How about this one?
Speaker 1: Do do do, Dude? Do do do Do Do do do? Okay,
Speaker 1: well fu alright, you know what you know? Oh he's
Speaker 1: on Twitter. I be willing to have one of his
Speaker 1: U students song just to like hear what he's like
Speaker 1: in class. That would be you know, that would be dope,
Speaker 1: like does he just that would be dope rock with
Speaker 1: that information like from he has a lot of hot
Speaker 1: takes on Tupac, a lot of hot. Don't ruin this
Speaker 1: for me, but don't ruin this for me. We can
Speaker 1: we record the whole song, We record the whole time,
Speaker 1: but not even like a problematic way. He's just like yo,
Speaker 1: he's more energy. He get more energy. If you're going
Speaker 1: by m C. It's not by lys Okay, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: a bad opinions, but not you know, problematic. America's uncle
Speaker 1: shout out to that man. All right, j Kes, we're
Speaker 1: gonna get to know you a little bit better in
Speaker 1: a moment. First, a couple of things we're talking about.
Speaker 1: We might have the new title holder for worst sports
Speaker 1: arena name here in Los Angeles. But I also think
Speaker 1: it's worth talking about in the zeitgeist because it sort
Speaker 1: of announces that at least a lot of people think
Speaker 1: Crypto is here to stay. I'm talking, of course, about
Speaker 1: Staples Center becoming Crypto dot Com arena. So we'll talk
Speaker 1: about that. We'll talk about Chris Christie, we will talk
Speaker 1: about Marjorie Taylor Green just eating the sixty three thousand
Speaker 1: dollars in mask finds that she's received. And might even
Speaker 1: get to a little little secret that flight attendants are
Speaker 1: letting us in on them. What all those little chimes
Speaker 1: I mean during flight means you're closer to death? Thing
Speaker 1: you think exactly? You know, you want to listen for
Speaker 1: this one though. Yeah, one of them is like emergency.
Speaker 1: You probably won't hear this one, but if you hear it,
Speaker 1: the plan's going down. Before we get to any of that, though,
Speaker 1: that's what we call it tease. That'll be at the end,
Speaker 1: we'll tell you the secret that you didn't know about
Speaker 1: that was going on on your planes. But before we
Speaker 1: get to any of that, ship jackis, we like to
Speaker 1: ask our guests, what is something from your search history?
Speaker 1: Oh ship? Yeah? You know, as many times as I
Speaker 1: come on the show and be forgetting each time that
Speaker 1: this is the this is how we start. You know,
Speaker 1: here's something. Always feel like I have to stretch my
Speaker 1: left leg. All right, Doctors out there, doctors to talk
Speaker 1: to me, talk to me, you know, follow me on Twitter,
Speaker 1: follow me on Instagram, and and diagnosed me for me.
Speaker 1: You know, because when Dr Google diagnose me out there,
Speaker 1: it's like, gang, I need your help, so I'd be
Speaker 1: a cobby. Can you know what I'm saying? And and
Speaker 1: and then I always feel like my left leg gotta straight,
Speaker 1: I gotta stretch it out, and it's the hamstring gets
Speaker 1: the calf, you know. Some people was like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: that's psi attica. You know what I'm saying, And I
Speaker 1: don't know what it is. I can't find out calls
Speaker 1: for it. And then it does it too. When I'm
Speaker 1: laying in bed, I always feel like I gotta move it.
Speaker 1: Is it restless leg syndrome? It's it psy attica. Do
Speaker 1: I have a tumor on my lower back, you know,
Speaker 1: and I do I have a l S? What do
Speaker 1: I have? Twitter verse? Or or it's like, gang, I
Speaker 1: need you to let me know what's been because I'm
Speaker 1: looking what's been one missed obviously not a real diagnosis,
Speaker 1: but one thing you found that You're like that maybe
Speaker 1: sounds right without jumping straight to spinal cancer. Uh, spinal cancer, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: you know Luke Garrick's disease. I'll be like, what's oh ship,
Speaker 1: I do be feeling spasticity and rigidity, and then I'll
Speaker 1: go to look up what that means and I can't. Nobody,
Speaker 1: I can't. I don't know. It's not clear explanation. The
Speaker 1: Internet has been a round for how long? Twenty years?
Speaker 1: At least twenty years, at least twenty on. The Internet
Speaker 1: in the form has been around, uh since yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: three to nine eleven, right right, because the internet before
Speaker 1: that wasn't the Internet. That was whatever. A lot of
Speaker 1: weird geo city sites where I get my wrestling clips. Yeah, ye, wrestling.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I don't know. I can't find
Speaker 1: I can't. You can't find good answers on the Internet.
Speaker 1: And then people will be like, well, just go to
Speaker 1: the doctor, and the doctors are stupid. They don't know
Speaker 1: ship either. They don't. They'd be like, I don't know
Speaker 1: what that is. Let me look on the computer. Maybe
Speaker 1: I've definitely seen they don't in the office. I mean
Speaker 1: the real ones, the ones who are going to be
Speaker 1: real with you, are like, huh, that's interesting. Let me
Speaker 1: let me look that up. What's how do you spell
Speaker 1: that medication? Yeah? Yeah, man, there will be knowing ship.
Speaker 1: They just they know how to They know how to
Speaker 1: search the Internet better than we do. That's what they could.
Speaker 1: That's I know some doctors out there like how dare you?
Speaker 1: And you're probably to go and which is why I
Speaker 1: need to him up to not Google in the exam room.
Speaker 1: That also, your point about the Internet made me, well,
Speaker 1: I have another assignment for that gang. Is there a
Speaker 1: day of peak Internet when the Internet was like, you know,
Speaker 1: developing enough that it was a useful tool for people,
Speaker 1: but not to the point where it was, you know,
Speaker 1: cluttered with Nazis and misogyny and you know all that ship.
Speaker 1: I'm sure those things have always been there, But when
Speaker 1: when Funny or Die came out with the Landlord right
Speaker 1: exactly like that, Adam McKay's daughter and Will Ferrell. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I felt like just enough for It's like because I
Speaker 1: remember then I was uploading it to Funnier and I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: there's an avenue for it now and sometimes you could
Speaker 1: get it to the front page but before, but it
Speaker 1: still felt simple. It's like, oh, there's a funny video.
Speaker 1: Was that on one of your you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like it's been like three websites now it's like, what's
Speaker 1: what subreddit? Specialized subreddit are you on? Oh it's private?
Speaker 1: Now where do I go? Look? But I feel like
Speaker 1: that's you know, I think I think it's I think
Speaker 1: it was the debut of two Girls in One Cup. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's when we were you know, and then the reaction
Speaker 1: videos like that's when like viral ship started and that's
Speaker 1: when like, oh we can make something. I don't know
Speaker 1: if anybody out here knows this, but like that ship
Speaker 1: was fake. It was like it's gross, it's nasty, but
Speaker 1: it was fake. So they made it for a reaction
Speaker 1: to you know, get to the masses right to go
Speaker 1: viral before we knew where viral meant. And I feel
Speaker 1: like when that happened and we were watching all the
Speaker 1: reaction videos that like to three year span of like
Speaker 1: popular Ship, Landlord is in this to popular Ship that
Speaker 1: you still had to kind of go search for just
Speaker 1: the just because now sometimes viral it's gonna come across
Speaker 1: your motherfucking phone at some point, but you have to
Speaker 1: still go to the computer and type in on the
Speaker 1: old Google machine this thing that you're looking for, and
Speaker 1: like that's when that's when it was pure because you
Speaker 1: knew ship was popular, but you had to still go
Speaker 1: look for You had to work for it just a
Speaker 1: little bit more. And also, like it maybe an era
Speaker 1: to or everyone is so on their phones, you'd be like,
Speaker 1: have you seen, like, yeah, the video where the ice
Speaker 1: cream truck flips over and then it but it doesn't
Speaker 1: for perfect flip and nobody's hurt. Yeah, it's all over everywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean now people be having inside jokes with you,
Speaker 1: Like you you see some jokes that blow up that
Speaker 1: had like a hundred thousand likes and retweets, and ship
Speaker 1: that's the response of another viral thing that blew up
Speaker 1: a week ago. You gotta like, no, you know, you
Speaker 1: just gotta know everything, you know. Yeah, it moves too quickly,
Speaker 1: moves too quickly whoever was responsible for the special effects
Speaker 1: work and two girls one cup, though, I've got to
Speaker 1: take my hat off to them and hopefully typically because
Speaker 1: that Yeah, it was like definitely fake. But I still
Speaker 1: don't really know how they did it. Yeah, it's anyway
Speaker 1: I did. I did watch it recently. Within by recently,
Speaker 1: I mean within the past, like like during the pan time.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Hey, look man, I'll be watching
Speaker 1: an hour on an hour. Man. I don't know my life. Man,
Speaker 1: it takes a lot to get me coming. All right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break. We'll be back with your
Speaker 1: overrated and underrated and we're back in jakis. We do,
Speaker 1: of course, like to ask our guests, what is something
Speaker 1: you think is overrated? You know, I've been I've been
Speaker 1: thinking about this. At a certain point, I'm gonna actual
Speaker 1: loft as how she does it, because I'm sure she'd
Speaker 1: be still having overrated and underrated ship. I'll be like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what's overrated and underrated? No more so
Speaker 1: I'm just going, oh no, let's just throw some spaghetti
Speaker 1: at the wall. Let's let me see if I can
Speaker 1: justify this. I'm a comedian. Sex is overrated. Sex is overrated.
Speaker 1: Let's let's let's let's go down this appenoe. Now, I'm
Speaker 1: all right, all right, I'm just gonna tell you at
Speaker 1: the at the outset, I'm a big fan. So all right,
Speaker 1: well let me tell you. Let me tell you why
Speaker 1: it's a little over rated. Let me tell you why
Speaker 1: it's over raight. Now, doesn't feel great? Of course, it
Speaker 1: feels great. It feels good. I'm gonna be my first counterpoint,
Speaker 1: all right, but no, I won't disagree with that. You
Speaker 1: know that over Just because something's good doesn't mean it's
Speaker 1: over underrated. It's just right. Most people are bad at sex.
Speaker 1: I think the majority of us are bad. Like think
Speaker 1: about and and and before, and I know there's some
Speaker 1: I know there's some some people out there who only
Speaker 1: have sex with men, and there's like m m, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about you two. You suck to you've had
Speaker 1: a sex too. You probably we all bad at it. Women, men, everybody,
Speaker 1: we're all bad at everybody's bad at sex. Just okay,
Speaker 1: so everybody, okay, everybody cares fun. Here's the thing, man,
Speaker 1: because think about it. You let's say you have ten
Speaker 1: sexual partners, right, and like one or two are great
Speaker 1: and I'm not talking about intimacy. Intimacy when you start
Speaker 1: to get to know a person and you you know,
Speaker 1: you're giving each other to your needs and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: that's different. I'm talking like the first act. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. The first time you do it, it's
Speaker 1: usually not great. You're just excited to be there. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. You You're not gonna not be
Speaker 1: excited to be there. But here's the thing. If you do,
Speaker 1: and sometimes you will have a good performance, and it'll
Speaker 1: be the first time you sleep with a person, that's
Speaker 1: a good performance and you think of your head, who
Speaker 1: I acted out right there? If you do that, don't
Speaker 1: have sex with that person again, because let them think
Speaker 1: that you're that's what's happening. Let them think you're great.
Speaker 1: Let them think you're great, because when you come back
Speaker 1: and you fuck and it's bad. Here, like maybe I
Speaker 1: was wrong, Maybe that first time wasn't as good as
Speaker 1: it was right. You you hyped up the sex in
Speaker 1: your mind. You hyped up the sex in your mind,
Speaker 1: and then you came back for more and it ended
Speaker 1: up not being good. And so I told you we
Speaker 1: throw the spaghetta. I don't know what. I love this,
Speaker 1: but you have a whole new characters like Jacki's castanza
Speaker 1: right now. Oh yeah, it's a good one. Never go back,
Speaker 1: you know, It's just it's just people, you know, like
Speaker 1: sometimes they want to go longer, you want to go shorter.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you can't. It's just a whole bunch of it.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you dry, sometimes you're salt. Sometimes you It is
Speaker 1: it is, it is terror and and it's such a
Speaker 1: special thing. It's a special thing. Like would you would
Speaker 1: you go drive a car without taking driving lessons? First?
Speaker 1: If I put you behind the wheel of a car,
Speaker 1: how many times would you have to drive that car
Speaker 1: before you could say I'm a good I was doing
Speaker 1: the same ship at sixteen, didn't have a license and
Speaker 1: it was fucking so. You know, I don't know what them.
Speaker 1: He was bad at both of them. Up for ship
Speaker 1: and you could and you couldn't back and I couldn't
Speaker 1: back for ship. True true story. There are times well
Speaker 1: you know, it's funny though too. It's like they're those
Speaker 1: moments where I remember, like in college, where you started
Speaker 1: your your horizons really begin to broaden in terms of
Speaker 1: like meeting people and like finding new romantic partners and
Speaker 1: things like that, I'm being so cocky because I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: my high school girlfriend wasn't complaining because we both didn't
Speaker 1: know what the funk we were doing. And then that
Speaker 1: stepping into the college arena like yeah, I'm ready for this,
Speaker 1: and like I remember being with somebody who was like
Speaker 1: I was asked if I was joking and I was
Speaker 1: like no, and I remember I like, I was like,
Speaker 1: just get through this and then we can cry at
Speaker 1: home later and figure out what the fun where we
Speaker 1: went wrong. So there are those moments, for sure where
Speaker 1: you go in with the confidence of like a fucking
Speaker 1: las You're like, oh, I don't know ship and that's humbling.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but they don't have toxic friends who are
Speaker 1: like man, they don't know what they're talking about. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you've never even had sex? Well you're like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. They're not you know, I'll bet
Speaker 1: I don't know. I would have said I wasn't joking.
Speaker 1: I would have been like, yeah, we know Jack is
Speaker 1: one of those quick we know Jack is one of
Speaker 1: the ones that's out here and these you know Jack
Speaker 1: out here land Oh yeah, only on one person. But
Speaker 1: Jack out here laying the pipe the right way. Everybody knows. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I give everybody big time part of the pipe fitters union.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, local hard holding, remember union. Baby,
Speaker 1: God damn Jack, Jack, don't be telling you on all
Speaker 1: the ship that we exude sexual charisma nobody ever. Are
Speaker 1: you joking? Yeah joking? Yeah, you thought it was serious.
Speaker 1: That's I'm joking. You said you liked comedy. Why are
Speaker 1: you wasting my time right now? Okay, now let's get
Speaker 1: to the real sex part there. It is also underrated
Speaker 1: show real, so yeah, that's under It is that you're underrated,
Speaker 1: all right now that I'm underrated? What is your underrated?
Speaker 1: My underrated thing is door handles, that's not knobs. Get
Speaker 1: this fucking knob out of here, man, I want to stop. Now.
Speaker 1: You gotta grab a knob, like what if you ain't
Speaker 1: got no thumbs, man, you know, like you gotta and
Speaker 1: you got in your hands and you can't grab that
Speaker 1: knob the right way right? Or what if your hands
Speaker 1: are full like you know, I don't want to go
Speaker 1: immediately to not having no thumbs. What if your hands
Speaker 1: are full first, you know, or or you got you
Speaker 1: fumbling with keys the best knobs in the world on
Speaker 1: the knobs that you can push out now because you
Speaker 1: don't like a lever. You don't need no type of
Speaker 1: grip for that. You don't need no touching, your needs
Speaker 1: looking anything. You can use your knee, you can use,
Speaker 1: you can use your feet, you can use your team. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. If you're about to do
Speaker 1: this overrated thing called sex, and you got your partner
Speaker 1: up against the door and y'all making out ready, you know,
Speaker 1: having the movies they make out and they bust the
Speaker 1: door open, and you got a handful of ass. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. You ain't trying to take your
Speaker 1: hands off the ask to open that door knock. You
Speaker 1: ain't gotta do that. Just pop that ship down with
Speaker 1: a little bit of the ass cheek and the door
Speaker 1: don't pop open. You will walk in and then you
Speaker 1: can door door handle going on my butt and you're like,
Speaker 1: oh my bad, Oh my bad, bad, baby bad. But
Speaker 1: what would you rather a skinny door hand to go
Speaker 1: up your butt or a big own their own to
Speaker 1: each their own. You never know, somebody be like that.
Speaker 1: That knob ain't hitting like whit like, So it's funny
Speaker 1: because like whenever I like, if I'm a grilling something
Speaker 1: outside and I'm coming back into the house, like I
Speaker 1: have a handful of stuff and I'm and I have
Speaker 1: a job, like a proper door knob to the door
Speaker 1: that goes outside, I'm like trying to do that thing,
Speaker 1: Like maybe if I create enough tension on the side
Speaker 1: of the knob and go down because I don't have
Speaker 1: enough you know, hand space available to fully turn it.
Speaker 1: I'm always like it's always sliding. And I now that
Speaker 1: you think of that, that would have solved it rather
Speaker 1: than me. This is this is an all time great
Speaker 1: underrated by the way, Like this is an absolutely perfect
Speaker 1: point that needed to be made, and now the engineers
Speaker 1: of the world need to start making it their priority
Speaker 1: to No. Yeah, but all shaped knobs are And it's
Speaker 1: a me like if you know anything about like physics
Speaker 1: and torque, like that ship doesn't make sense at all,
Speaker 1: Like it doesn't sense. Don't we make Why don't we
Speaker 1: make like the lids on jars little balls in the
Speaker 1: middle of the jar that you have to turn like that,
Speaker 1: that wouldn't make any fucking sense. You gotta goes exactly
Speaker 1: damn good one All right. I just want you to
Speaker 1: know that I came up with that by looking at
Speaker 1: and was based on the night before. The sex one
Speaker 1: was based on the night before. I was like, I
Speaker 1: can't nobody really how many do? Alright, let's talk about
Speaker 1: the renaming of a central landmark here in l A.
Speaker 1: That is the Staples Center. It's been known as the
Speaker 1: Staples Center for years nion years now. It's very very
Speaker 1: old guy shouting at a cloud thing to complain about
Speaker 1: when the name of something changes. I had a feeling
Speaker 1: this was coming because I haven't gone to a Staples
Speaker 1: and like almost a decade. I don't know that many
Speaker 1: people who go to Staples anymore, so I figured they're
Speaker 1: probably like on their way out. But now a new
Speaker 1: era has been born. They have renamed the Staple Center Crypto.
Speaker 1: Is it the Crypto dot Com Arena? Crypto dot Com
Speaker 1: Arena which I've been noticing, Like, I had this moment
Speaker 1: when I saw a Matt Damon commercial that looked like
Speaker 1: it was a Super Bowl ad of some sort, Like
Speaker 1: the production level seemed like they were really investing a
Speaker 1: lot of money and it was for Crypto dot Com.
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, so that seems like they think
Speaker 1: this is actually going to be a thing, and then
Speaker 1: they like are taking over the naming rights for the
Speaker 1: arena where the l A Lakers played for like a decade. Right,
Speaker 1: so they're really so hopefully crypto dot enough and it's
Speaker 1: not like having like pet dot com arena. Right yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: things are looking good. Things are looking good right there
Speaker 1: for a second. But yeah, yeah sure. Now look, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm a basketball fan. You know, I'll be on these streets.
Speaker 1: I was just that Staples Yes, yes, that was I'll
Speaker 1: be there a few more times before they changed the name,
Speaker 1: watching my bulls beat down the Clippers and beat down
Speaker 1: the Lakers even worse, you know, because the Bulls are
Speaker 1: good this year. Y'all get sorry, because that's not what
Speaker 1: we're talking about. We're talking about crypto dot com. I
Speaker 1: I feel I feel bad. Listen now, I I'm a
Speaker 1: basketball fan. I'm not an l a fan, you know,
Speaker 1: but like the Staples Center is where Kobe want all
Speaker 1: his titles in Shock and the Lakers Kings Robber. You know,
Speaker 1: I've been it's ingrain. It's one of the few arenas
Speaker 1: that basketball fans. No, you know what I'm saying. So
Speaker 1: I I'm hurt, and I think it's stupid too. But
Speaker 1: I also want to talk to all the l A
Speaker 1: Natives out there who listened to this show, who would
Speaker 1: always laugh at me when I would say, Nigga, we
Speaker 1: don't call that ship the Williest Tower. It's the Series
Speaker 1: of Power. Now you fucking know. Now you get it,
Speaker 1: y'all ain't gonna call this ship Crypto. You're gonna call
Speaker 1: the Staples. And now you see where all your Chicago
Speaker 1: France was coming from when they had the audacity to
Speaker 1: change the Serious Tower name to Willis Tower, and how
Speaker 1: mad were giving people actually come to the Chicago and
Speaker 1: call with That's how y'all gonna feel in a year
Speaker 1: or two when everybody you know coming, Oh what a
Speaker 1: game that tonight the Crypto, You're gonna be mad. You're
Speaker 1: gonna be feeling. Now you getting, Now you get here
Speaker 1: in this is the I've been thinking about it, and yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. It's almost the same way I felt when
Speaker 1: the Lakers left the Great Western Forum to go to Staples.
Speaker 1: I was like Forum. I was like, the Lakers play
Speaker 1: at the Great Western Forum. Okay, that's where the funk
Speaker 1: they play. And I remember being like What the funk
Speaker 1: is this that the fucking stationary supply places are fucking
Speaker 1: home now? And I learned to be a little bit
Speaker 1: less precious about the naming of it. But yeah, like
Speaker 1: to your point, it just does have this outsized thing
Speaker 1: of hearing like at Staples, where as Staples the Staples Center,
Speaker 1: and it's tied to, you know, a very very storied
Speaker 1: era in the franchise. But it seems like this is
Speaker 1: this kind of like this is one of those other
Speaker 1: things where basketball is starting to look a lot like
Speaker 1: European sports that are all like hyper sponsored. Like you know,
Speaker 1: I remember when the sponsor is going on the jersey.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the who have we become? Still?
Speaker 1: And I'm used to it what I buy, Like now
Speaker 1: every Laker jersey I buy, I never I hate having
Speaker 1: a sponsor on it because I just don't like the
Speaker 1: idea of it. But like in Europe, like in soccer, dude,
Speaker 1: they're the sponsors are all over the uniforms. You can't
Speaker 1: escape it. Damn near every place that used to have
Speaker 1: like a storied name is now called like the Eti
Speaker 1: Hod Airlines Arena or other things. So naming rights have
Speaker 1: just kind of become a thing that I'm less tied to.
Speaker 1: But yeah, overall, I'm just like, yeah, crypto, dot com
Speaker 1: or just sounds. I mean, it's a bad I think
Speaker 1: that's the Yeah, A good shortening would be calling it
Speaker 1: the crypt if that was like, well, yeah, where the
Speaker 1: Lakers went to die, right, that would be like like
Speaker 1: if if the Lakers were just the teams, Yeah that
Speaker 1: from the crypto that was that would that would be
Speaker 1: I mean, look, here's here's the thing to one also,
Speaker 1: you know, can be called the crypt for you know,
Speaker 1: gang activity, So it'll be it'll be it. It actually
Speaker 1: might start working in that light because the crypt is dope.
Speaker 1: And I was thinking about this earlier today. In twenty
Speaker 1: years or I doubt it last the whole twenty years,
Speaker 1: Maybe it will. Who knows. When they're changing the name
Speaker 1: again to like the toe nail ringular or something, people
Speaker 1: don't be mad, Like you change the name of the
Speaker 1: crypt do, motherfucker, Like, they don't be mad. I also
Speaker 1: think they're going to drop the dot com at some point,
Speaker 1: Like they're gonna drop that probably within the next five years.
Speaker 1: Once they don't need the dot com recognition, like they'll
Speaker 1: drop in and just call it the Crypto arena or
Speaker 1: something like yeah, yeah, I agree with you, except yeah,
Speaker 1: I wonder if I wonder if it will be a
Speaker 1: thing that we will collectively. I don't know, it's hard.
Speaker 1: I feel like the only thing that has that kind
Speaker 1: of energy is Facebook, where people like, I've never heard
Speaker 1: of meta nice try that's it's Facebook. Nice. Dry With this,
Speaker 1: I feel like there's just you know, I don't know
Speaker 1: if there's enough people to be so outraged by it.
Speaker 1: But the one thing that I think they keeping the
Speaker 1: back of my head is like, for example, L A
Speaker 1: f C, the MLS team, they built a new arena
Speaker 1: called the Bank of California Stadium and Bank of California
Speaker 1: that was supposed to be like a fifteen year deal.
Speaker 1: They ended that ship early because they're like, actually teens
Speaker 1: a lot. So maybe things didn't quite go the way
Speaker 1: we thought. So you know, things might be temporary or
Speaker 1: who knows, maybe we'll be we'll be buying little Legos
Speaker 1: the crypto dot Com arena to build on Christmas. Maybe ye. Also,
Speaker 1: it's also fair to recognize that Staples is not just
Speaker 1: a basketball arena, so it is an entertainment arena like
Speaker 1: a lot of live events like most of us, but
Speaker 1: like the Staples have been I mean, like the Grammys
Speaker 1: are there and like so the Staples have been known
Speaker 1: to hold huge events, which is why I think like
Speaker 1: it is more than just like people are upset because
Speaker 1: they're changing the name of a basketball arena. It's becomes
Speaker 1: anonymous with like pretty big events like them were there
Speaker 1: for what like ten years or some ship like people
Speaker 1: met their wives and husbands and whatever. Probably Staples. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson's funeral was at the Staples. Like remember that's it,
Speaker 1: his like big public memorial is at the Staples. In
Speaker 1: it like everyone it's crazy, Yeah, everyone's Yeah, Kobe's was too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I made it in the l a funeral home, right, Nipsy,
Speaker 1: you know you gotta be it takes a certain level
Speaker 1: if we're gonna do it at Staples or at Crypto.
Speaker 1: I can already see the headlines. Man, if this team,
Speaker 1: I mean, it would be funny if this season it
Speaker 1: was named that, and like the Lakers just completely imploded
Speaker 1: in the postseason, it would be called fails from the Crypto. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm writing the headlines right now. It's changing on
Speaker 1: Christmas Day. On the Christmas Day, yeah, it's going to
Speaker 1: be oh shit, yeah, the opportunity well hey yeah, the
Speaker 1: athletic ESPN hired me for some great pun based the headline. Alright,
Speaker 1: let's talk Chris Christie real quick. He's trying to put
Speaker 1: some Chris Christie out there into the world, just get
Speaker 1: get his name bubbling a little bit. And you know,
Speaker 1: he he don't forget about all that Trump ship he was.
Speaker 1: You know, he's a good guy. Yeah, he was there,
Speaker 1: but he wasn't doing ship. Yeah. And you know, he's
Speaker 1: got a book out, which means I'm running for president, right,
Speaker 1: and so he's been going on all kinds of media
Speaker 1: tours just to just to talk about his book, you know,
Speaker 1: his whole books about how he will save the Republican Party,
Speaker 1: and like, you know, he's trying to differentiate himself from
Speaker 1: all the ship that he was doing. Like there's been
Speaker 1: all these excerpts now where he's saying, like I was
Speaker 1: desperately trying to get a hold of Trump on January
Speaker 1: six to get him to reverse course, or now saying
Speaker 1: things like Trump's rhetoric around the election live was just
Speaker 1: was so dangerous, y'all, Like I can't believe or letting
Speaker 1: this guy cook and I can't believe I got COVID
Speaker 1: from him when I was helping him train for the debates.
Speaker 1: But that's a whole other story because I'm not that
Speaker 1: guy anymore. So he went on to Nicole Wallace's show,
Speaker 1: who was you know, it was a former Republican big
Speaker 1: wig and now it's like, you know, MSNBC sort of
Speaker 1: like token conservative. Was like, I can't believe where this
Speaker 1: this party I used to supports come to. I can't
Speaker 1: believe it. And she, you know, just had some some
Speaker 1: questions for him, because Chris Christie, as we've all seen,
Speaker 1: is a love He's an epic both side deserved because
Speaker 1: he's one of these conservatives who wants to appeal to
Speaker 1: the MAGA base but also knows he can't fully embrace
Speaker 1: it because then that will put off a lot of
Speaker 1: like on the fence, independent slash conservative voters, And in
Speaker 1: this case, Nicole Wallace knows about his habit of doing
Speaker 1: that and just went straight for it in the beginning,
Speaker 1: just asking things like where do you stand on the
Speaker 1: threat of white supremacy since you're let's let's hear that
Speaker 1: out of your mouth, and slipping already on January six,
Speaker 1: But we saw it in places like Portland and Seattle,
Speaker 1: New York, Chicago, Philadelphia and other places. I know, I
Speaker 1: just want to be clear about what he's testified to,
Speaker 1: and I take it if you don't agree with them.
Speaker 1: We don't agree with him, but we testified to right.
Speaker 1: And I believe the quote is it is the greatest
Speaker 1: threat to the homeland. And within that bucket that, by
Speaker 1: far the largest group is white supremacy. So white supremacists
Speaker 1: did not threaten Portland and New York. What what do
Speaker 1: you are you staying expanding? Christ do you do you
Speaker 1: agree or not that white supremacists inspired domestic violent extremism
Speaker 1: is the greatest threat to the homeland. I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I agree it's the greatest threat, is what I'm saying
Speaker 1: to you. Okay, So look his whole thing he goes.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, you know, I'm not saying it's
Speaker 1: he tries to do this thing where he's like saying
Speaker 1: I acknowledge that they're saying that, but I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's the greatest step because then if you say that,
Speaker 1: then that would take attention away from other mini threats,
Speaker 1: and then I don't have to have three percenters mad
Speaker 1: at me because I said unequivocally that they're bad. You
Speaker 1: see what I'm saying I'm doing here in Nicole Nick
Speaker 1: goes on and she's just sort of like, oh, okay, dude. Sure.
Speaker 1: Then she's like, Okay, look, let's talk about this other
Speaker 1: party book. You're talking about saving the Republican Party and
Speaker 1: you're talking about conspiracies and ship but you don't talk
Speaker 1: about Fox News. I make that makes sense for us,
Speaker 1: Chris Christie. You take on the media, and I'm in
Speaker 1: the media, So I read that section carefully. But you know,
Speaker 1: the book is called It's about conspiracies and lies, and
Speaker 1: you really don't take on Fox News? Why not? Look
Speaker 1: because the book with pechoc because because the book, no,
Speaker 1: I I don't watch it, but the book you aware
Speaker 1: of what he does not really, I don't pay a
Speaker 1: lot of attention to it. With truth deniers conspiracy theorists
Speaker 1: on the cover, and you attack CNN and The New
Speaker 1: York Times and MSNBC and not but excuse me, I
Speaker 1: don't attack them as conspiracy theorists or truth deniers. I
Speaker 1: talk about bias to the country and then conspiracy theorists. No,
Speaker 1: But that's the third section of the book where I
Speaker 1: talked about the movement forward. In the center portion of
Speaker 1: the book, we talk about the conspiracy theories and the
Speaker 1: truth denying that went on with things like Q and
Speaker 1: on Pizza Gate, the election situation, John Bird's Society, and
Speaker 1: that's what I talk about. There's two sections of the book,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure accidentally you're conflating them. I'm not conflating them,
Speaker 1: but I don't think. I don't think it's an intellectually
Speaker 1: honest case to make against conspiracy theories without taking on
Speaker 1: Fox News. Well I could listen, then you can write
Speaker 1: that in your book. Well yeah, he's like to write
Speaker 1: a book, right, And then she's like, well, asshole, I'm
Speaker 1: not the one writing a book about how I'm gonna
Speaker 1: save the Republican Party, So why don't you come off
Speaker 1: of that nonsense, just just straight up And he's and
Speaker 1: then he goes on to be like, I don't really
Speaker 1: have never heard of crom So you're like, so is wild?
Speaker 1: You know? How Like if you let's use basketball again.
Speaker 1: That's an example. If you're a basketball player, you're in
Speaker 1: the NBA, right, would you say, oh, man, no, man,
Speaker 1: I don't know who the ringer is. I don't know
Speaker 1: who NBA and I don't know Yes the fuck you do, bro,
Speaker 1: like you're in like you can't use the excuse you
Speaker 1: don't know who this is. You don't watch it, you
Speaker 1: don't really watch Fox News when you're in the medium,
Speaker 1: Like even Bernie Sanders say like, yeah, man, fox News
Speaker 1: be tripping. I'll be catching it sometimes like come home
Speaker 1: and like it's it's the thing that pisces me off
Speaker 1: about Republicans, liberals, too white people. Is the bold face
Speaker 1: un nonsensical lies that you tell. Like you're just telling
Speaker 1: a nonsensical lie. Chris, chrisy you don't know Fox News.
Speaker 1: You don't watch Fox News. Chris Carson is Chris Come on,
Speaker 1: Actually you don't watch You don't know who he is.
Speaker 1: You don't know what he's talking about, Like, get the
Speaker 1: funk out here, Like, get the funk out of here.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, you writing about the like hip hop
Speaker 1: in New York in the nineties and you don't know
Speaker 1: who gang Star is. You're like, then you're not qualified
Speaker 1: to write about this that Like you can't say you're
Speaker 1: qualified to do ship if you're like, oh that I
Speaker 1: don't really know about that. You're like, well, then you've
Speaker 1: missed a huge piece of this puzzle, sir. But here's
Speaker 1: here's the thing. Here's the thing, Miles. I agree with you,
Speaker 1: but I taking a step further. It's not even gang
Speaker 1: star is you're writing a book about hip hop from
Speaker 1: the nineties and you're talking about I don't know who
Speaker 1: Big Smalls is, unfortunately the biggest cable news program in America.
Speaker 1: Jam right. Yeah, It's like it's like, get the funk
Speaker 1: out of here, Like it's insane, it's insane, not familiar.
Speaker 1: I don't listen. I don't listen. It's it's interesting. This
Speaker 1: is gonna be something that we get to continue to
Speaker 1: watch as Republicans like kind of try to tiptoe their
Speaker 1: way up to, you know, being the other choice in
Speaker 1: the you know, nomination for the Republican nominee and like
Speaker 1: just how careful they have to be in laying out
Speaker 1: the case in a way that is like I'm actually
Speaker 1: the good guy, like draws some you know contrast with Trump,
Speaker 1: while at the same time, you know, not pissing off
Speaker 1: all of the people who vote for Trump. Like yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's yeah, there's no way to do it. But
Speaker 1: it's fun to watch because at a certain point the
Speaker 1: rubber has to meet the road and you're gonna have
Speaker 1: to go toe to toe with him, whether that's in
Speaker 1: a primary or whatever is seeking the nomination. There's gonna
Speaker 1: be a point where I say, now I'm against you,
Speaker 1: So now what you can't be like, no, shout out
Speaker 1: to the big homie across from the Davis from me,
Speaker 1: Donald Trump, you know who I think would be an
Speaker 1: excellent candidate. And then it's gonna be like this guy sucks.
Speaker 1: He's a creepy stinks. And then he's like, please, dude,
Speaker 1: I said all the nice stuff, but I just want
Speaker 1: to say this. Nicole Wallace though she she fucking hit
Speaker 1: him with one last job when they threw the break,
Speaker 1: because she again to your point about being like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta appeal to Trump too. I don't know how
Speaker 1: you're gonna do that. She just says this. This is
Speaker 1: her little line to segue into a commercial break. We're
Speaker 1: stick around come back. When I asked the governor how
Speaker 1: it feels to potentially into twenty four depending on how
Speaker 1: things shake out, support seller almost killed him on that later.
Speaker 1: Somebody who tried to kill you there's no way he
Speaker 1: stayed through the commercial break right. I'm sure, yo, yo,
Speaker 1: you're there, because what was it? Was it the Amy
Speaker 1: Coney Barrett party where you got sick where everybody was
Speaker 1: on masks yucking it up? Or was it the debate
Speaker 1: prep where you were helping him with him the whole
Speaker 1: time because a lot of people are like, right and
Speaker 1: he y'all got COVID together. The one thing he did
Speaker 1: get from Trump, that's is funny, man, Yo, I you
Speaker 1: know what, but ge, she deserves a hand clap. She
Speaker 1: deserves a hand clap. Everybody give her. Give her a
Speaker 1: clap site gang just right now and clap for yeah,
Speaker 1: even if you're driving, hands off the wheel, even if
Speaker 1: you drive to stop and clap from the while is
Speaker 1: right now. She deserves it the one time, the one time. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I can't beat that as a way to throw the break.
Speaker 1: So we're just going to throw the break. We'll be
Speaker 1: right back and we're backed, and let's see. Marjorie Taylor
Speaker 1: Green has just been eating mask fines like they're I
Speaker 1: don't know what what does Marjorie Taylor Green. I feel
Speaker 1: like she's it's a heavy protein diet based on watching
Speaker 1: her she probably eats like cliff bars that she like
Speaker 1: dusts and protein dusty, but like she'll lick a protein
Speaker 1: bar and then like salt bays some protein like weight
Speaker 1: protein on it and then that, yeah, that feels like
Speaker 1: what it is. So she's the house's most outspoken anti
Speaker 1: BAX or posting videos of her workouts to demonstrate her
Speaker 1: physical fitness, or not knowing what a hip of violation is. She's,
Speaker 1: you know, just always disregarding health and safety, and like
Speaker 1: one of the ways she's doing that is just not
Speaker 1: giving a funk about paying an anti mask her mask.
Speaker 1: She okay, So if you remember after January six when
Speaker 1: a lot of members got COVID because they were in
Speaker 1: close spaces together and they were begging people to wear
Speaker 1: masks're like, fun this, we're not working around anymore. It's
Speaker 1: a fine. You sunk around the first time, it's five hundred,
Speaker 1: you want to go again, it's hundred for your second offense,
Speaker 1: and then everyone there after, So it's not it's not cheap.
Speaker 1: But she's recently, like you know, she's also goes back
Speaker 1: and forth between this ship where she's like, don't ask
Speaker 1: me my vaccinations status. It's a hipo violation to then
Speaker 1: saying literally this as a quote out loud quote, I'm
Speaker 1: not vaccinated either, and I won't be getting vaccinated, and
Speaker 1: that's my own personal choice. I support people that want
Speaker 1: the vaccine. If anybody wanted one, I would drive them
Speaker 1: to go get one, because I support people's freedom to
Speaker 1: make their own decisions. No, you don't, and you've said
Speaker 1: a bunch of stuff that would make it seem like
Speaker 1: you were a fool to get a vaccination. The workout thing,
Speaker 1: she was claiming that like by being in shape, she
Speaker 1: doesn't need to get the vaccine, doesn't need it because
Speaker 1: I'm fucking ripped, I'm equipped, and the and and the
Speaker 1: immune system is lit. And so this is her sort
Speaker 1: of whole energy out there with just trying to under
Speaker 1: underscore the fact that it's not necessary, don't need it.
Speaker 1: No thanks. Well, she just was asked recently, like, yo,
Speaker 1: what's up without these fines? Like they're not cheap. She
Speaker 1: told a report to her, She's like, yeah, I'm up
Speaker 1: to sixty three thousand. Now that's okay. Just so you know,
Speaker 1: remember of the House makes a d seventy four thousand
Speaker 1: a year, so she's over a third. She's just kissed
Speaker 1: a third of her paycheck goodbye. And before you ask,
Speaker 1: the answer is yes, that ship comes straight out the paycheck.
Speaker 1: That's not a thing where you get hit with a
Speaker 1: bill and you can just you know, take it send
Speaker 1: it to you know, collections. They take it directly out
Speaker 1: of your paycheck. So that's money gone. But I'm sure
Speaker 1: you know I've been part of her. Would be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't give a fun go ahead. Yeah, I'm looking
Speaker 1: at your credit I'm looking at your credit report, Marjorie,
Speaker 1: and I see uh. I said, you got the US
Speaker 1: Congress on your and your collections. She's like, but I
Speaker 1: mean that's where I'm like, I'm sure she has some
Speaker 1: cool dark money ways that are totally above boards, that
Speaker 1: are helping offset that phone could be the loudest person
Speaker 1: just making a stand for stupidity. Here's the thing too, man,
Speaker 1: I don't know where y'all from, but where I'm from,
Speaker 1: we don't respect niggas who lose money. We don't like
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like, you know, like what
Speaker 1: do you sucking up your money? Bro? You like for
Speaker 1: what for what? Like you know, like even Kyrie, like
Speaker 1: for what, dude? For what? Like for belief but believe
Speaker 1: in getting this paper. But like what the fund is wrong?
Speaker 1: You like, and I know, like there's some progressives out there.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't be all about money. Get the funk out of here,
Speaker 1: Like we don't respect us. Fucking up our money, you know,
Speaker 1: a crime in certain cultures, up your money, sucking up.
Speaker 1: If someone says you sucking up my money, I would
Speaker 1: start running because, yeah, and here's the thing that has
Speaker 1: never been just a black and a white thing, or
Speaker 1: or rich or report thing, like everybody universally accepted. We
Speaker 1: don't funk up our money. That's been like a universally
Speaker 1: accepted thing, and like they're not. And we've gotten to
Speaker 1: a place now where people are so into there. It's
Speaker 1: not even a belief system. That's the thing that's crazy.
Speaker 1: If it was a true belief system, then fine, I
Speaker 1: may not believe, I may not agree with your belief system.
Speaker 1: I may think is rooted in a whole bunch of
Speaker 1: problematic things. But a true belief system whatever. This is
Speaker 1: out of spite, This is out of politics, This is
Speaker 1: out of just I want to be on the opposing
Speaker 1: side of you and you sucking up your money for that,
Speaker 1: for that, that's what I'm saying. But I think that's
Speaker 1: where those dynamics aren't at play, right, because if let's
Speaker 1: say she wasn't, she's really going to be like, I
Speaker 1: don't really need that page. Like and I mean, I
Speaker 1: know she's wealthy. Daddy has a lot of money, and
Speaker 1: that's she comes from generation has a generational wealth to
Speaker 1: fall back on. But yeah, that's where like, that's why
Speaker 1: I believe her calculus is a little bit different, because
Speaker 1: there is on on some level, it's probably very lucrative
Speaker 1: for her to continue this because that is in service of,
Speaker 1: you know, another of a donor's agenda or just generally
Speaker 1: like the party, the cultural tone of the Republican which
Speaker 1: is like, yeah, yeah, that's that's great. We'll figure out
Speaker 1: ways to get you when you'll be okay, we'll make
Speaker 1: more money in fact by taking you know. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: you have some a this point that laws that are
Speaker 1: enforced with funds are laws that don't apply to rich people,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, right, I know, I mean that's yeah, I
Speaker 1: get that. Is it just something in my soul when
Speaker 1: I hear somebody willingly walking through a door and being like, well,
Speaker 1: just lost dollars today, Like that just hurts and maybe
Speaker 1: it's maybe it's the poor black man in me, you know,
Speaker 1: the the old poor Chicago in me. But because you know,
Speaker 1: Nigga's out here making money now, so you know I
Speaker 1: can afford to lose like two hundred dollars. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying now right, I'm still clush my clush,
Speaker 1: my visible pearls saying that man like two hundred dollars
Speaker 1: and I ain't getting them for it. In the back
Speaker 1: of your mind. Let's be real, I think it'll ever
Speaker 1: feel good to throw away two D. It's wild. It's wild,
Speaker 1: but she's she's wild. But that's what have you seen
Speaker 1: her do? Pull ups? That's what that is? The definition
Speaker 1: like whipping her like lowered body, woody body whips to
Speaker 1: get your to get your chin above the bar. Short.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll talk about Ridley Scott's interview on yesterday's Trending,
Speaker 1: so go check that out. But I do have to
Speaker 1: follow through on the flight attendant reveal because you know, people,
Speaker 1: I tease it up top and just like a local
Speaker 1: news tease. It's wildly unsatisfying. But what we learned in
Speaker 1: this one tone as a passenger hitting up a flight attendant.
Speaker 1: Oh so yeah, somebody said, like call attendant button on
Speaker 1: their seat exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah means one flight attendant
Speaker 1: is signaling another or that the flight deck is trying
Speaker 1: to reach them. And then three tones means an emergency.
Speaker 1: That's the one you don't want to hear. That's okay, damn.
Speaker 1: Three tones usually is good too. Man. On that game shows,
Speaker 1: you get three tones that means you want yeah, yeah, yahn,
Speaker 1: I you know what. I love this. I love this,
Speaker 1: and I also hate this too, because you know, my
Speaker 1: anxiety will be like, what's that three tones? I know, yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know it was that three tones like that.
Speaker 1: I can see myself doing that if I was like
Speaker 1: in my feelings on the flight one day, which I'm
Speaker 1: not scared to fly at all, but every once in
Speaker 1: a while I'll be in the air, and every once
Speaker 1: in a while this is rare, but I'll be in
Speaker 1: the air and I'll be like, if this plane went down,
Speaker 1: we did, and that's like a good ten minutes of
Speaker 1: anticipation of death like that that sounds. I'll look around
Speaker 1: the cabin and I'll start hearing mad World plane and
Speaker 1: I'm just like looking at the other passengers and I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is the memorial video when this should go down. Look,
Speaker 1: there was that little family right there, right, yeah, this shirt.
Speaker 1: Have you heard too that flight attendants have their own
Speaker 1: secret code that they like when when you're walking on
Speaker 1: a plane and they're greeting you, or or you're leaving
Speaker 1: and they're greeting you, like if they like compliment you
Speaker 1: or something. It's not just to compliment. That's them telling
Speaker 1: other flight intenders around them that this in case of emergency,
Speaker 1: this person looks like they can help us or something
Speaker 1: like that. Have you ever heard that? Yeah, Like it
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, they had likes right this way. Thank
Speaker 1: you you're being really kind, Thank you so much, just
Speaker 1: patting me on the back, rubbing my shoulders A yeah, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: how you doing you look you are real happy today. No,
Speaker 1: actually sit actually for nine hours a day straight. I'm
Speaker 1: more like human veal. If anything, What do you think
Speaker 1: it means? When they get on they say NERD alert
Speaker 1: to each other. That love That means that means that
Speaker 1: if they need some like if somebody passed after they
Speaker 1: need some science tips. You know what I'm saying. They
Speaker 1: need somebody like yo, who know the periodic table on
Speaker 1: here quick, the planes going down to care out of table.
Speaker 1: How many valance electrons does uranium? Right? So you a hero,
Speaker 1: your hero, Okay, gonna come right to thirty three B
Speaker 1: and come grab you because we know Jackson. We know
Speaker 1: jack only sit in the back of the plane. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Come next to the broom, right
Speaker 1: next to Yeah, like protons electron. There was there was
Speaker 1: an article. This was a few years ago. First of all,
Speaker 1: let me just precursor this by saying, I was sue
Speaker 1: the funk out of Southwest if this ever happened on
Speaker 1: the plane with me. But there was an article it's
Speaker 1: funny too, or the pilot accidentally hit that we're going
Speaker 1: down but said that over the fucking loudspeakers, prepare for crash.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, he accidentally hit it or some ship and
Speaker 1: people lost their fucking minds, bro because there was like
Speaker 1: a smooth flight or like it wasn't like turbulence and
Speaker 1: want to make a message. I mean I guess, so
Speaker 1: I guess it was. I would think that that wouldn't
Speaker 1: be m We're going down down baby, like oh what
Speaker 1: fun really? Hell? Yeah, man, look if Nelly played on
Speaker 1: my way down that I would be like, you know what,
Speaker 1: this is life well lived. And then you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I know this is going down. If they're playing now,
Speaker 1: if you're hearing this, it's too late, right, Oh they
Speaker 1: only got black music for going down. Oh yeah, we
Speaker 1: fucked well. Jackies as always just a true pleasure to
Speaker 1: have you on the dailies, Like guys, where can people
Speaker 1: find you and follow you? Oh? Man, you know what,
Speaker 1: you can find me. You can find me in nice
Speaker 1: s t r E T s is Baby and that
Speaker 1: Jackies Neo. I've given up on trying to get to
Speaker 1: ten thousand because niggas don't be coming through, even with
Speaker 1: the promise of meat no no, no meat No. Nobody
Speaker 1: want to see no dick don't. Nobody want to have
Speaker 1: no podcast, No, nobody want to see no titties. I
Speaker 1: don't Nobody won't see me happy. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's just I get it though, I get it. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. It's a proposition. We all live
Speaker 1: in life. You know, it's been a hard year and
Speaker 1: a half. We need to take care of ourselves first,
Speaker 1: so you know, take care of yourself. I appreciate that
Speaker 1: that people are doing that but at Jack houstonil on
Speaker 1: all the social media's I got some ship coming down
Speaker 1: the pipe. It's been a it's been a great booking
Speaker 1: week for me this week. So give me some good energy,
Speaker 1: Give me some good energy, because uh, you know, we
Speaker 1: can have some we can have some recurring television appearance
Speaker 1: that's coming up if if the energy plays well, So, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. Oh and go bowls. Is there a tweet
Speaker 1: or some of the work of social media you've been enjoying. Oh,
Speaker 1: one another one of those that I'd be forgetting. Let's see.
Speaker 1: Let's see. First one is uh from at Underscore Underscore
Speaker 1: profanity and oh is a zero instead of an oh,
Speaker 1: And and she says, Jesus take the bill. I got
Speaker 1: the wheel. Yeah. I was like, that's that's funny. I
Speaker 1: got the motherfucking whill. I don't need help with the
Speaker 1: will help with bills? Maybe? I love that. That was
Speaker 1: very funny. And then another one from at Chick's Rule.
Speaker 1: There's a picture which I'm guessing is on a train
Speaker 1: in another country. I think this is the UK, and
Speaker 1: right under it, right under the logo is says conservatives.
Speaker 1: But the logo is about homelessness and its states their
Speaker 1: action plan, which is we plan to cut all homeless
Speaker 1: people in half by uh is the picture? And then
Speaker 1: and then Chick's rule was like, oh god, please don't.
Speaker 1: I thought that was funny. Uh So yeah, those are
Speaker 1: Those are two two tweets that had me capting over
Speaker 1: the past twenty four Where can people find you? What's
Speaker 1: the tweet you've been enjoying? Yeah, you can find me
Speaker 1: on Twitter and Insta. Graham at Miles of Gray and
Speaker 1: also love the show for twenty day Fiance stopped by
Speaker 1: I Feel like ninety day Fiance with Sophia Alexandra good One.
Speaker 1: Some tweets out like. First one is from at New
Speaker 1: York Jeffrey tweeted, I'm the type of guy who hides
Speaker 1: a zombie bite like that glimpse into his psyche. Another
Speaker 1: one is it from at Flirt Cobain Naomi tweeting porn
Speaker 1: is nuts, straight girls like lesbian porn, lesbians like gay men,
Speaker 1: gay men like straight guys, and straight men like their
Speaker 1: own families. Very interesting observation of trends. And then lastly,
Speaker 1: this one is from at Big Fat Moose Plussy. I'm
Speaker 1: guessing that you was missing, but that's the display name
Speaker 1: tweeted imagining dating spider Man and he doesn't even tell you,
Speaker 1: like you just have to find out on your own
Speaker 1: because one night you go to bed in the next
Speaker 1: day green goblin in the corner of your ceiling, like
Speaker 1: it's over for you. That was funny. That was the
Speaker 1: funny one. Alright, let's see Sydney battle. Keep it with
Speaker 1: the Marvel thing. The Marvel movies need to go back
Speaker 1: to having manageable problems like insane. Vampires are weird. Scientists
Speaker 1: are like one bad dude with a bunch of aliens.
Speaker 1: Everybody can't be ripping a hole in the universe. That's
Speaker 1: too much. I agree with that ship, and then I said,
Speaker 1: I just agree with that ship, not disagree. And Jackie
Speaker 1: at Jackie's back, He tweeted polyamorous person at a restaurant?
Speaker 1: Do you have any appetizers for polyamorous people? You can
Speaker 1: find me on Twitter at jack Underscore Brian. You can
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Speaker 1: we post our episodes and our footnotes. But no, there
Speaker 1: you go we link off to the information that we
Speaker 1: talked about in today's episode, as well as a song
Speaker 1: that we think you might enjoy. Miles, what song are
Speaker 1: we sending people to go check out? We are sending
Speaker 1: people to go enjoy this track from the group Michelle.
Speaker 1: Michelle is like a band from New York, super quirky,
Speaker 1: diverse group, and they kind of every member sort of
Speaker 1: has their own style, so they collaborate in this way
Speaker 1: or like other members will kind of take the lead
Speaker 1: and the you know, the genre might change based on
Speaker 1: the songs that they're making. Uh, this is a track
Speaker 1: called Mess You Made, and it kind of sounds like
Speaker 1: those throwback like R and B tracks from the nineties
Speaker 1: that were kind of like a nod to like motown,
Speaker 1: but you know, like when you know, like when Mary J.
Speaker 1: Blige is doing that stuff and it felt like a
Speaker 1: non to a bygone eerra. Well, this feels like a
Speaker 1: nod from the two thousand twenties to the nineties, nodding
Speaker 1: too the sixties. And it's just a great track. The
Speaker 1: vocals are fantastic and you know, I just love hearing
Speaker 1: people playing instruments. So this is Michelle with Mess You've Made. Well,
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Speaker 1: favorite shows. That's gonna do it for us this morning,
Speaker 1: but we are back this afternoon to tell you that's trending.
Speaker 1: We will talk to y'all them. Bye bye, m