Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season to eleven, episode
Speaker 1: two of day production of My Heart Radio. This is
Speaker 1: a podcast where we take a deep dive into America's
Speaker 1: share consciousness. It is Tuesday, November one, which of course
Speaker 1: means that it's National Check your Wipers Day, as if
Speaker 1: we need a national day for that. I've already checked
Speaker 1: my wipers a couple of times today. But yeah, we all,
Speaker 1: we all need to. Actually, it is a good thing
Speaker 1: that you said that. I'm like one of those people
Speaker 1: because it doesn't rain enough in l A. It does,
Speaker 1: and I put my wiper or no, they're not wipers.
Speaker 1: They just turned to smearrors. It just like I was thinking,
Speaker 1: the wind fucking rain off your wind, so it's just
Speaker 1: merely will smear the moisture. So I will check because
Speaker 1: I think I have a floppy white I was driving
Speaker 1: down from San France, l A. As the locals called
Speaker 1: Cisco down five man and just going through uh like
Speaker 1: fog sand storm type deal or fog dust storm. It
Speaker 1: was brown fog and and it was getting all over
Speaker 1: my windshield sand storm too. Yeah, I checked the I
Speaker 1: checked your ship out of those wipers. That's not true anyways.
Speaker 1: My name is Jack O'Brien A K. Shark. I just
Speaker 1: met you and this is crazy, but here's my Tosie's
Speaker 1: come to them. Maybe let's courtesy of absolute garbage, total
Speaker 1: nonsense and utter ridict A K. Gerald, Rice and I
Speaker 1: am thrilled to be joined as always by my co
Speaker 1: host Mr Miles grad Right, so hard for that kid's
Speaker 1: size car. But in the end that just Texas SAIDA
Speaker 1: started to ball. He said he'd call, but in the end,
Speaker 1: I judge pose for a picture. Okay, that's from Marquis Marcatrelius.
Speaker 1: That's from the child Hack where we said if your
Speaker 1: kids want something, just take a photo with it at
Speaker 1: the toy store and say you're sending it to Santa
Speaker 1: to cease the complaining and the crying. So shout out
Speaker 1: Santa if you don't get it, man, yeah, and then
Speaker 1: you'd be like, honestly, may have sounding like we might
Speaker 1: have a north bowl and tightened this motherfucker up, which
Speaker 1: say so yeah or yeah, I guess Santas just just
Speaker 1: very busy. Yeah, could you imagine just start being such
Speaker 1: a coward parent, you just start painting Santa's like a dude.
Speaker 1: It doesn't give a funk about your killer. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I guess like he he really dropped the ball on
Speaker 1: that with you. Nothing to do with you, though I
Speaker 1: think I would have remembered. Come back this ELFH on
Speaker 1: the shelf ship. Hopefully we'll get to that. But that
Speaker 1: that thing is is wild and ongoing. I have yet
Speaker 1: to experience it, but we can talk elf. Elf on
Speaker 1: the shelf culture. Elf on the shelf culture. It's you know,
Speaker 1: social critics have pointed out that it's normalizing the idea
Speaker 1: of like a CCTVs ur valance state culture to the
Speaker 1: point that that there was a really a product that
Speaker 1: sold well that was a ELF camera. Didn't have an
Speaker 1: ELF on. It was just a fake surveillance camera that
Speaker 1: you put in your kid's room. And we're like, if
Speaker 1: the if the red lights on, it means it's capturing
Speaker 1: everything and sending it right to Santa. So we'll talk
Speaker 1: about that. But Miles, we are thrilled to be joined
Speaker 1: in our third seat by a very funny comedian writer
Speaker 1: you may have seen on Twitter playing original characters such
Speaker 1: as a surprisingly progressive uncle, existential henchman, shitty X men,
Speaker 1: and gender revial event planner. He's been featured in the
Speaker 1: New York Times Funnier Die by his Fusion TV Paste
Speaker 1: magazine and is performed at festivals and on stages across
Speaker 1: this great land. He hosted a podcast called Morning Coffee
Speaker 1: and which he discussed grief, loss and death with comedians,
Speaker 1: and is the co host of the stand up late
Speaker 1: night show not Quite Midnight. Please welcome the hilarious and
Speaker 1: talented Chris College. We're here. We're doing it. Baby. Happy
Speaker 1: wiper wiper day to you. Yes, thank you. I like
Speaker 1: I check your wiper's days. All I could think of
Speaker 1: was like like somebody in the fifties using that as
Speaker 1: slang for like a parts on a woman or something
Speaker 1: like check out the wipers on her. Check your wipers apply.
Speaker 1: Also Miles Great Angry White Kid new metal voice, I
Speaker 1: mean look like how I'll always say. Hybrid Theory was
Speaker 1: the the album for kids whose parents divorced. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you didn't and you didn't know what to do, but
Speaker 1: they they gave you. They gave you something to scream about.
Speaker 1: They gave you an outlet. Oh yeah. Hybrid Theory will
Speaker 1: always be my top my top twenty albums, just because
Speaker 1: it captured a moment of my emotional development. So clearly.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I can't let it go. Yeah, you could
Speaker 1: like sense the baggy jeans as you were singing that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and like me like getting enough fight in
Speaker 1: the Staple Center parking lot after high school hockey game
Speaker 1: because so turned up off of that ship. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah emotionally too. Yeah it was Did you ever have
Speaker 1: a lip ring? Miles? Probably only hat earrings. I only
Speaker 1: had the diamonds, and I remember one time the reff
Speaker 1: was like, hey man, your diamonds are too big. I
Speaker 1: can see him through your helmet. I'm like that, you're
Speaker 1: probably what do you think I exactly, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I might refer you to the track by Cameron because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you that ship that Gretzky skate on.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Oh you mean buy me diamonds? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's for people who are really into Cameron cameraon. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what this show is. Hockey cameraon fans. Yeah, welcome. Well,
Speaker 1: in the end, it doesn't really matter, that's true. Alright, Chris,
Speaker 1: We're gonna get to know you a little bit better
Speaker 1: in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a
Speaker 1: couple of things. We're talking about Bannon surrendered about that.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about the packing and the cracking, which
Speaker 1: is how Republicans are doing this. They keep winning all
Speaker 1: these fucking elections even though they don't have the numbers.
Speaker 1: We might get to that elf on the shelf. We
Speaker 1: will certainly get to the Reese's pie. What do they
Speaker 1: call it? Just Thanksgiving pie. I mean, they're just they
Speaker 1: went for it. They were just like, this is the
Speaker 1: pie now, and they may not be wrong, they may
Speaker 1: not be wrong. It's just a big Reces cup. So
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about how we feel about that plenty more.
Speaker 1: But first, Chris, we do like to ask our guests,
Speaker 1: what is something from your search history? Oh? Okay, so
Speaker 1: search history. So here's the thing. I took a thing
Speaker 1: from my search history on TikTok Okay. I used TikTok
Speaker 1: a lot and one thing that I'm always looking up,
Speaker 1: but it is from my search history. It's is opening sandwiches.
Speaker 1: So it's I searched this thing that is people on
Speaker 1: TikTok go to sandwich places and then just kind of
Speaker 1: very sexually open the sandwich, like they crack it open
Speaker 1: so that you can see like what is in eyed
Speaker 1: of it, like how it looks and how it's constructed.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I'm real deep into sandwich talk right now.
Speaker 1: That's like where I'm at. What's a notable like example,
Speaker 1: the the horny ist that a sandwich opening has ever
Speaker 1: gotten you? Chris right, well, so like you know, a
Speaker 1: real good not to say that accusatorially. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I accept where I'm at in my life and uh
Speaker 1: in the culture right now. Uh. But there's a place
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn called Federov's Roast Pork and they do like
Speaker 1: this insane Philly cheesteak, and so you know, when it's open,
Speaker 1: it's already dripping baby like it's it's it's happening, everything's happening,
Speaker 1: and the commentary is just like oh yeah, yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. They're like it's like but it starts like
Speaker 1: everything starts like with them, like the sandwich all wrapped
Speaker 1: up right and they just like put it down and
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, what's gonna be in there? And then
Speaker 1: they you know, they unwrapped that like white paper off
Speaker 1: of it, and then they just grabbed two halves and
Speaker 1: you're like at that point, you're like, just do it,
Speaker 1: pant just open I'm ready, Yeah, let's see it. And
Speaker 1: then they just show it to you and then they're
Speaker 1: like yeah and you're like yeah, and then you're like
Speaker 1: I can watch it again or I can move on
Speaker 1: to a different sandwich. Really depends on how into the
Speaker 1: sandwich you are. Is there a backstory like with like
Speaker 1: with are they like, oh, my teachers here and they
Speaker 1: said that I've been very bad and I need to
Speaker 1: eat this sandwich. Yeah, there's there's a lot of uh A,
Speaker 1: step moms getting stuck in furniture right right, step mom
Speaker 1: trying to fix oven. Right, she's like and you're she's like,
Speaker 1: I'm stuck, can you help? And you're like, let me
Speaker 1: open the sandwich and grease my hands up there, let
Speaker 1: pull you out. Was there ever a sandwich that like,
Speaker 1: I mean, what I mean is the appeal just to
Speaker 1: be like damn, like look at that thing fully loaded?
Speaker 1: Because I mean, I'm I love sandwiches. I love food,
Speaker 1: and I get like, you know, and food influencer culture
Speaker 1: the things you should be like the burrito spread where
Speaker 1: like people would make the wildest bridles then you cut
Speaker 1: it in half and then you just kind of break
Speaker 1: it over like yeah, yeah, yeah, you have the hand
Speaker 1: movements down by the way. Yeah, you know, I'll watch
Speaker 1: a lot of the Burrito and they just don't do
Speaker 1: it for me anymore. I'm trying to gets me excited
Speaker 1: and I'm hoping the sandwiches are like that or oh yeah,
Speaker 1: well the appeal is like that I have become like
Speaker 1: I do the thing where I opened my Google Maps
Speaker 1: and I and if there's a place I want to go,
Speaker 1: I mark it, I save it as you know, you
Speaker 1: can like flag places as I want to go here,
Speaker 1: because I used to always be like, oh I want
Speaker 1: to go to that place and then just never remember
Speaker 1: where it is or like when I'm nearby. So my map,
Speaker 1: my Google Maps is just like littered with green flags
Speaker 1: that are all just like places to eat that I
Speaker 1: haven't been to. So yeah, the thing is like it
Speaker 1: tells you where the place is, like what the best sandwiches,
Speaker 1: and you mark it down to go there, and then
Speaker 1: that's it all right, So the appeal is like a
Speaker 1: future sandwich for you. Yeah yeah, because I'm like the same.
Speaker 1: I don't I'm not as I need to move to
Speaker 1: your level where I start actually marking them in like
Speaker 1: I r l maps because I just liked them on
Speaker 1: TikTok and then I go back to my likes and
Speaker 1: I'm like, then I'm then I'm like an idiot looking
Speaker 1: at TikTok. Where then I just watched the one same
Speaker 1: bit of hits and I'm like, what did I come
Speaker 1: there for? And I'm like, that's right, the Poopoosa pizza.
Speaker 1: That's what I wanted to get, And that ship is
Speaker 1: on my list of TikTok food or not, you know
Speaker 1: ship that I places to go. Yeah, yeah, that's some
Speaker 1: pizza sized Popoosa. Oh my god, that sounds incredible. Do
Speaker 1: they ever? Did they ever do it with like national chains,
Speaker 1: like a subway tuna sandwich opening. I wish they would.
Speaker 1: I wish I wish there was a TikTok dedicated to
Speaker 1: somebody just being like, oh look at the b K
Speaker 1: big Fish right. Hell yeah, the cheese is threading. It's
Speaker 1: it's real solid cheese. It doesn't move. Oh they made
Speaker 1: this three hours ago? The change how Yeah? That are
Speaker 1: like those gross lunch places in like New York that
Speaker 1: are just or every every smell of food just congeals
Speaker 1: into one smell. That is the hot bar. The hot bar,
Speaker 1: it just smells like hot yeaheah, No, I don't know
Speaker 1: that's where I'm into. I love him. I love him.
Speaker 1: You don't have to get on my level and mark
Speaker 1: him down. But I recommend everybody mark down the places
Speaker 1: you want to go. Well. I think there's so I
Speaker 1: think it's just speaks to like the amount of information
Speaker 1: we're bombarded with, and especially when it comes to ship,
Speaker 1: like you like, you know, because he's out this ship
Speaker 1: is so sophisticated. They're like, bro, I know, you want
Speaker 1: to see some food and I'm like, oh cool. And
Speaker 1: it's always like and this is you know how it's
Speaker 1: always like this hidden spot in al Hambra. You have
Speaker 1: to check it out, like like robot voice always narrating,
Speaker 1: and I get so overwhelmed. I just like I'm uh so, no,
Speaker 1: I think for me to take this to the next step,
Speaker 1: I will take the map. Yeah. I get really mad
Speaker 1: when they when they do those like influence three things
Speaker 1: that are like here's a little corner that we just
Speaker 1: found that has blah blah blah blah. Right, and then
Speaker 1: they don't they like name the restaurant, like they like
Speaker 1: flash it up at the end for like one second,
Speaker 1: and you're like what are you doing this for? Like,
Speaker 1: why are you doing this to me? I don't know
Speaker 1: how to get these Southwestern ag rols that you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Please let me know where they are, Chili Factor. Oh
Speaker 1: you guys both named different Southwestern agrols. Yeah. I love
Speaker 1: where we're kind of it's sort of an East Coast
Speaker 1: West Coast degenerates or eating nonsense cheesecake factory. Though, you
Speaker 1: gotta like, you gotta do it like a Bible verse, man.
Speaker 1: You gotta put like where it where it, where it
Speaker 1: is in that gigantic menu. You have to figure out
Speaker 1: where it is between the local ads and ship You're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's why I just say the same thing.
Speaker 1: I'm like, give me the avocado agg rolls and my
Speaker 1: chicken littles. Let's go yesterday. Smart. Yeah, I I bring
Speaker 1: my own cheesecake factory menu that's dog yeared and has
Speaker 1: little like oh like like a good yeah yeah like
Speaker 1: and like little notes about about what you had before
Speaker 1: and yeah, licking your finger. What is something you think
Speaker 1: is overrated? Chris, I'm gonna go that show you you
Speaker 1: know that you know that show you But that's like
Speaker 1: the one that's about Stalker right. Yeah, it's like this
Speaker 1: Penn Badgeley is a stalker and it's on like season three,
Speaker 1: and I just like, I can't. I can't with that
Speaker 1: show man. I don't know why it bumps me out,
Speaker 1: but I watched the first season and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is interesting. He's a stalker. And then I was like,
Speaker 1: I mean, how many seasons are we supposed to spend
Speaker 1: with this bad He's a real bad guy. And it's
Speaker 1: a bump someone saying like they're like, but that that
Speaker 1: was like the mastery of its like and then you're
Speaker 1: kind of like, whoa am I rooting for this stalker? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It kind of was conflicted feelings about that. It was
Speaker 1: like in the first season and maybe it was just
Speaker 1: like we watched like the second you know, I've tried
Speaker 1: to watch like the second season of it, and then
Speaker 1: he like moves to l A. Of course, you know,
Speaker 1: he made it big in New York, so now he's
Speaker 1: moving into l A. And it was the like, I
Speaker 1: know the writing is not going to be great on
Speaker 1: that show, right, fine, whatever, but like the jokes about
Speaker 1: like l A culture from him were so jarringly bad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like him hit me with one of his observations. It
Speaker 1: was just like stuff like like you would hear it
Speaker 1: like an open mic, you know, like oh, like uh, guests,
Speaker 1: they just love kale out like stuff like you know,
Speaker 1: you're just like you're like, oh, that was ten years ago.
Speaker 1: That was ten years ago a joke, and now it's
Speaker 1: like we've moved on to different things, and they're like,
Speaker 1: people do the people have sober like know that there's
Speaker 1: other beers other than perhaps blue ribbon you can have
Speaker 1: on tap dude, Yeah, that's exactly. It was like a
Speaker 1: coffee seven bucks. I remember when you could just somebody
Speaker 1: a Greek man would spit in your cup and that
Speaker 1: was good enough. Right right, It's it's called you because
Speaker 1: these are all jokes that you would come up with
Speaker 1: on your very first you the viewer, with on your
Speaker 1: very first try coming up with something if a gun
Speaker 1: was put to your head. That you they're talking about
Speaker 1: is the is the worst guy in your office? Right?
Speaker 1: It's so funny, man, Like so many articles about their
Speaker 1: like their perspective on l A. The Merry Suit You
Speaker 1: season two has a Los Angeles problem, Buzzy, The l
Speaker 1: A and You is a fantasy. Oh really, it's so funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's and I just like that. People go crazy
Speaker 1: for that show, and it's like it's not for me. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm out. I'm out on it. I think it's overrated.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's good and it's not even fun
Speaker 1: bad to me, like where you're like, this is bad,
Speaker 1: but I love it. Yeah, right, it's just it just
Speaker 1: makes you mad. Well, you know, I I love a
Speaker 1: terrible l a joke so that you might have sold me.
Speaker 1: Yeah you might. You might want to check it out, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you might enjoy it. What is something you think is
Speaker 1: under raged? All right? Underrated? This is I'm coming in
Speaker 1: hot with an underrated uh that thing? And and maybe
Speaker 1: I'm wrong, maybe it's properly rated, but I'm going underrated mayonnaise. Mayonnaise.
Speaker 1: I think it's the most most underrated thing in the refrigerator.
Speaker 1: I was holding on but with both hands, and that's
Speaker 1: because you were doing you were doing your ace vent
Speaker 1: or asshole a meal bit. Yeah, the whole show. By
Speaker 1: the way, for people who can't see, I've been doing
Speaker 1: the whole show, pretended to but yeah, it's worked pretty well.
Speaker 1: I actually got flood right when I logged. Only when
Speaker 1: you did when you hit the daily se guys, that's
Speaker 1: just yeah really yeah, and putting a putting a like
Speaker 1: a really long beard on it was helpful. It's not
Speaker 1: oh it's not okay, Yeah I've heard about that now. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you were saying, man is man is where we're
Speaker 1: a week? My wife would would like physically fight you
Speaker 1: on this one. Yeah, she really, what's I feel like?
Speaker 1: But Mayo is Mayo is like the base of all
Speaker 1: of so many great great dips and sauces. And you
Speaker 1: throw it in a pan when you're making a spaghetti
Speaker 1: sauce sometimes and that that will give it a little
Speaker 1: bit of life, you know what I'm talking about. What. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a little hack I haven't heard of in there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: throw some mayo, Throw some may and where when how
Speaker 1: why throws some mayo? And when you're making a little
Speaker 1: when you're making a little sauce, man picking it up,
Speaker 1: give it some flavor? Wow? Yeah? Is this something you
Speaker 1: discovered or this is something you read like on a
Speaker 1: like a like a talent. I think I think it
Speaker 1: was like we do like some Hello Fresh every now
Speaker 1: and again, and they were like, here, put mayo in
Speaker 1: this and in this sauce. And and and they give
Speaker 1: you a packets to mayo and like it actually came
Speaker 1: out really well. It came out right. Wow. Yeah. You
Speaker 1: ever see like the how Disney makes their grilled cheese. Oh,
Speaker 1: they slither with mayo and fry. Yeah, let's get that color. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's in there. Baby. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: also have used mayo for grilled cheese and it does work.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's the only way you get that color.
Speaker 1: Because I used to do butter and I'd be like,
Speaker 1: what the funk? It only gets at a certain point.
Speaker 1: They're like, no, that's the sugar and the mayonnaise that
Speaker 1: you need, and then you get that nice texture. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, I didn't know that. I do like you
Speaker 1: yelling at butter though, Oh yeah, you should see Agro
Speaker 1: Nightmare and I'm like throwing ship getting mad at mayonnaise.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I love. I mean, I'm a big Japanese
Speaker 1: qup mannaise fan. That'sh it on fucking everything, And yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, it's uh. I get in
Speaker 1: some places where people get upset about mayonnaise, but at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, it's just like a fat
Speaker 1: delivery vehicle, right, it's all the things you like anyway,
Speaker 1: eggs olive oil, all that stuff, but like, um, I
Speaker 1: feel like it takes a bad a little bit of
Speaker 1: a bad a bad rap. And I'm like a big
Speaker 1: Mayo proponent. Well, I think if you're like if if
Speaker 1: you're putting mail and everything like it's ranch, then sure,
Speaker 1: I think there's a thing with like you know, mal I.
Speaker 1: I get to a certain point like it is necessary
Speaker 1: for a lot of things, but then you do like
Speaker 1: I've I've reacted to seeing things where it's like just
Speaker 1: extreme amounts of mayonnaise being used for something that I
Speaker 1: didn't realize mayonnaise was in. And I'm like, yeah, that's fair,
Speaker 1: that's fair, but and it does. I am Italians, please
Speaker 1: call in with your thoughts on mayonnaise for your Sunday sauce. Well,
Speaker 1: not the Sunday sauce. This is not for the Sunday
Speaker 1: and not not in the gravy, okay. But but if
Speaker 1: you're going a little outside the box, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I really I feel like I need to just stand
Speaker 1: up for for the Mayo people. But I do agree
Speaker 1: with you some people do that gross thing where it's
Speaker 1: like it's too much and it makes the noise and
Speaker 1: it doesn't it doesn't make an appealing noise in a
Speaker 1: big bowl. Really, really, do you funk with Mayo? Chup?
Speaker 1: Is that what we're calling it instead of yeah, catching
Speaker 1: a hey, catching a Yeah, fancy sauce. That's just fancy sauce, right,
Speaker 1: that's the that's the Burger King special sauce. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love mayown catchup Mayo and Frank's hot sauce. That's
Speaker 1: good stuff. Yeah, yeah, that's a good dip. Oh. I
Speaker 1: just gotta say I was reading into this the you
Speaker 1: the Netflix, you l a stuff. Yeah, I just love Okay,
Speaker 1: So just to give you an idea of one of
Speaker 1: the things that like sort of piste them off, he says,
Speaker 1: it's love because that's one of the characters, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's the one that he like, I think he falls
Speaker 1: in love with or something to Los Angeles and who
Speaker 1: serves up that j goldline. She introduces him to the
Speaker 1: city via the search for his quote perfect bite, taking
Speaker 1: him on a tour of food trucks and strip malls. Okay, food,
Speaker 1: got it. Then it's like stuff about like everyone's drinking
Speaker 1: green juices. Yes, this is what I'm saying yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, we would never do that. I have an
Speaker 1: empty green juice right next. We never do that because
Speaker 1: we keep our Yeah, yeah exactly. I think it's fine
Speaker 1: like that people do actually do it. But I think
Speaker 1: at this point we need to have grown up and
Speaker 1: been like, that's just what happens, and it's no longer
Speaker 1: like oh oh you guys like of course, right yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, if it's and if it's really behind, they're
Speaker 1: gonna be like, hey man, you want to go to
Speaker 1: a poke bar? Like I like that guy. I like
Speaker 1: that character. Hey man, you want to go to a
Speaker 1: pokey bar? Oh man, this poke that's a little bit
Speaker 1: of all right, man, I'm from West Hollywood. The we
Speaker 1: have the highest minimum wage in the nation. They do Hollywood. Alright,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we'll come back and
Speaker 1: talk about what's happened in the news. And we're back.
Speaker 1: It's abandoned, has surrendered. I hadn't really like read through
Speaker 1: all the details of what they what they got on him,
Speaker 1: but it's pretty it's not it's not good for him.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's enough that they're like, hey, you need
Speaker 1: to talk to us, asked because you know, the things
Speaker 1: that they were looking at our talks he had with
Speaker 1: Donald Trump, like at the end of decemb and he
Speaker 1: was just apparently telling he was like, you gotta focus
Speaker 1: on January six. You gotta put your eggs in a
Speaker 1: basket on Janey. January six, Jane, this is the moment.
Speaker 1: But that that that the And then he was also
Speaker 1: at a meeting there's like with a lot of people
Speaker 1: who have also been served as subpoenas at the Willard Hotel,
Speaker 1: which is on January five, where plans were pretty i
Speaker 1: guess robustly discussed about like how we can try to
Speaker 1: overturn the election results, and so they're like saying, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is also an interesting thing that we may want
Speaker 1: to speak to it. And also on his like podcast
Speaker 1: radio show on January five, he said, quote all hell
Speaker 1: is gonna break loose tomorrow. So they used that as
Speaker 1: evidence that quote he had some foreign knowledge about extreme
Speaker 1: events that would occur the next day. That seems fair, dude.
Speaker 1: It's like at this they were it's getting it's every
Speaker 1: it's all so explicit, like we've had enough info where
Speaker 1: people are literally like, on January six, we would like
Speaker 1: to run an insurrection and they're like, we gotta talk
Speaker 1: to this guy. I think, yeah, I don't mean insurrection
Speaker 1: like that. And then the d A is like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: he didn't mean insurrection like that. Was Trump at the
Speaker 1: Willard Hotel meeting on January five, reps. I think everyone
Speaker 1: else was there, Yeah, everybody, but you imagine they're like
Speaker 1: leaving the White House to go to this hotel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: very hard to travel clandestine when you're the FFing president.
Speaker 1: But you know, so Bannon he ignored his congressional subpoena
Speaker 1: because again, as he said, and many othership said, like, well,
Speaker 1: Trump told me to exercise executive privilege over that, so
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go. But like he and many others
Speaker 1: are quickly discovering, Donald Trump is not the president, no
Speaker 1: matter what percentage of Americans believe that. And then also
Speaker 1: Bannon has not been in the in the executive for years,
Speaker 1: so it's like this isn't even like what Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like applies or you can't just say things like you
Speaker 1: can't just say the things that you think will work,
Speaker 1: even though like I guess you kind of can, because
Speaker 1: a lot of those guys still haven't even like being arrested,
Speaker 1: like Bannon, you know, right, but yeah there and and
Speaker 1: again being like no, no, I can do this actually,
Speaker 1: and then the fact that we don't see much movement.
Speaker 1: Like again everyone was like, is Merrick Garland gonna actually
Speaker 1: get this thing going? And look big? He was indicted
Speaker 1: on Friday and then Bannon terms him turns himself in
Speaker 1: on Monday. But yeah, I mean, I think that's the
Speaker 1: thing about being a white criminal in this country too.
Speaker 1: It's like playing like tag where like you know, when
Speaker 1: you're a kid, and like one thing is like like
Speaker 1: safe you know, oh no, I'm over here, so I'm safe.
Speaker 1: But it's like these people, though, those are gonna be like,
Speaker 1: oh no, my shoes are safe. Actually you can't. Like
Speaker 1: but they're like we didn't even agree on this, like yeah,
Speaker 1: but I just said it, So what are you gonna
Speaker 1: do about it? Like yeah, that, and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he said it. I mean you gotta think about it
Speaker 1: because he did say it. He did say that, So
Speaker 1: I guess the subpoena is meaningless. All that to say
Speaker 1: is he's gonna I mean, I as we record this,
Speaker 1: he's probably seeing a judge. He will make his plea,
Speaker 1: which will probably be not guilty, so then he can
Speaker 1: prolong this and then go to a jury trial and
Speaker 1: then there'll be a whole other ship show from there.
Speaker 1: Mark Meadows, the chief of staff, who is you know,
Speaker 1: the chief of staff on the sixth, has also ignored
Speaker 1: Spina as well. So we'll see what goes on there.
Speaker 1: But me in the meantime, like the Republicans are like,
Speaker 1: they're already vowing to exact revenge for this. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: so they're they're promising to haul in Biden aids, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: if we do that, Oh, afghanis or whatever, I mean,
Speaker 1: Jordan is a fucking loser. Yeah, And he all he
Speaker 1: does is, you know, he said, he's like I can't
Speaker 1: wait to be back at the chair of the Judiciary Committee.
Speaker 1: And he's acting like he's gonna all all these people,
Speaker 1: and it's like, motherfucker. Y'all have been the Republicans have
Speaker 1: had control of the Congress for many years, and we've
Speaker 1: seen what happens. The best, y'all, door is like some
Speaker 1: just nonsensical Benghazi thing. Nothing that's like actually amounts to
Speaker 1: real anything aside from just grandstanding or creating like a
Speaker 1: you know, an avenue for some increased propaganda yeah, or
Speaker 1: they like start a whole thing that immediately gets cleared
Speaker 1: right like there's no, there's nothing there. They're like, you know,
Speaker 1: we're like, oh, we're gonna haul you in for this,
Speaker 1: and then everybody's like, yeah, that's actually not anything. So
Speaker 1: they're like, you can't even issue a subpoena for it.
Speaker 1: Oh we did so, and then they're like okay, and
Speaker 1: my lawyer said, this is literally nonsense, like yeah, Clinton,
Speaker 1: You're like, huh, I'm just a podcaster, but thank you. So. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that that's where they vowed. I mean again, that's their
Speaker 1: weird idle threat. I mean, more than anything, it is.
Speaker 1: I think the biggest start is yeah, it's realistic that
Speaker 1: they'd take control of Congress again, and then they're completely
Speaker 1: you know, shut down everything that that's more realistic than
Speaker 1: you better you better not better not or I'll call
Speaker 1: your aids in and they'll have to talk about their
Speaker 1: job out loud. But it does the overall work of
Speaker 1: making the insurrection. The fact that they were trying to
Speaker 1: hang the vice president before he could trying to hang
Speaker 1: with the vice president, Oh my bad. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: a big that was a big misnomer. They were trying
Speaker 1: to hang out with Mike Pens so that that was
Speaker 1: an argument. But then they realized that nobody wants to
Speaker 1: hang out with Mike Pens. That's impossible for a human
Speaker 1: being don't want to hang out with Mike Pence, so
Speaker 1: that they threw that legal angle out. I can't imagine
Speaker 1: the amount like of balls, and like, what how knowing
Speaker 1: you're that untouchable to just ignore a subpoena. I would
Speaker 1: ship my pants if somebody, if anybody subpoened me for anything,
Speaker 1: There's no way I would ever ignore it. But like
Speaker 1: the amount that they know that nothing will happen to
Speaker 1: them to just nor a subpoena is wild, right yeah,
Speaker 1: I again, that's but and that's the place we find
Speaker 1: ourselves in. And just like with Trump entering the presidency,
Speaker 1: all the norms that were just being being like, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe you normally do that, but I don't give a fuck, right,
Speaker 1: And now we're just seeing it's continued to like we're
Speaker 1: just seeing how much of the like don't don't normalize this,
Speaker 1: we can't let this be normals, Like this is well, hey,
Speaker 1: guess what, just by virtue of him being there, this
Speaker 1: is where we're at now, right, I feel like it's
Speaker 1: not all Trump though. It's also like the Brooks Brothers riot,
Speaker 1: like that where they took hold of the vote counting
Speaker 1: in Miami Dade County and like went in and started
Speaker 1: like wreaking havoc and they got the vote count suspended
Speaker 1: and it turned out it was like a bunch of
Speaker 1: Republican operatives. Like that's something that was just normalized and
Speaker 1: we were just like, yeah, that happened. But I think
Speaker 1: in different was the media wasn't reporting on that for
Speaker 1: what it was. You know, like you'd have to really
Speaker 1: be interested in the Brooks like like at the time,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't have known who the funk was down there
Speaker 1: getting involved with it, because I don't think the attention
Speaker 1: was on it. But yeah, that that not to say
Speaker 1: that Donald Trump completely shifted everything, but I think it's
Speaker 1: just done in such a brazen way. People like this
Speaker 1: guy is just fucking We used to pretend they used
Speaker 1: to pretend, like it almost seems like there, you know,
Speaker 1: the more we do this show and pay attention to politics,
Speaker 1: the more it seems like there's a tacit agreement by
Speaker 1: both the Democratic Party and the mainstream media that like
Speaker 1: we need the Republicans around, like they need the Republicans
Speaker 1: around to remain powerful, and so they like let ship
Speaker 1: like this. I don't know, like there's so many legal
Speaker 1: technicalities and political technicalities, but it's just like I don't know,
Speaker 1: it feels like there's a out of like there's nothing
Speaker 1: that's out of our hands at this point. Ship that's
Speaker 1: going on that I feel like they recognize that they're
Speaker 1: in a better position, like the centrist and like big
Speaker 1: D Democrats are in a better position if they're just
Speaker 1: in a buying area against like this far right, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe cannot party inspire them to do better as a party.
Speaker 1: I think that helps. But in terms of like rab power,
Speaker 1: like they're losing that, oh yeah completely, And I think
Speaker 1: that's where it's like, well then what are you all about?
Speaker 1: Because you know you're getting this smash put on you
Speaker 1: right now as we speak. But it's like, yeah, it
Speaker 1: is a bummer to see them always be like to
Speaker 1: imagine that any like the other side is gonna play
Speaker 1: by They still think that they're going to play by
Speaker 1: the rules, you know, oh kind enough that if we
Speaker 1: could convince them, I'm like, you know, you can't. You
Speaker 1: haven't Maybe it's like we both get money from the
Speaker 1: same companies to keep things going no matter what, and
Speaker 1: then at the end of the day, we will never
Speaker 1: see the fallout of our failed policies because we're too insulated.
Speaker 1: Maybe that I think that might work. Yeah, that sounds
Speaker 1: like a plan. Well, speaking of a plan, Republicans are
Speaker 1: going to retake the House and the Senate, and one
Speaker 1: of the main reasons they're going to be able to
Speaker 1: do that without any sort of demographic growth or appealing
Speaker 1: conversion of the base is through jerrymandering, which is something
Speaker 1: that we've been talking about since, you know, for decades
Speaker 1: and is only getting worse. Yeah, you know, the plan
Speaker 1: has always been you know, you saw Arnold Schwartz and
Speaker 1: Agra remember a few years you like, we've got to
Speaker 1: stop the jerryman's ring like it's they want to they
Speaker 1: just want to cob up the state. And it's true,
Speaker 1: Republicans all over our doing it. Democrats are doing it too,
Speaker 1: because that's really the only way you can try and
Speaker 1: carve out like seats that seem like safe, basically trying
Speaker 1: to create as many non competitive seats as possible so
Speaker 1: there's no need to appeal to up the broader electorate.
Speaker 1: You can now completely change the environment for a politician
Speaker 1: where it's now you're beholden to the base, because guess what,
Speaker 1: there's not going to be a group of disaffected voters
Speaker 1: in your district who can somehow mobilize and then find
Speaker 1: the majorities two out to you. So this has been
Speaker 1: happening even more aggressively since the census data was released,
Speaker 1: and now they're just carving the funk out of it.
Speaker 1: And like you're saying at the top of the show,
Speaker 1: they do it like the two main ways to do
Speaker 1: it is to crack a district or pack a district.
Speaker 1: When you pack a district, that's when you're just finding
Speaker 1: a demographic group and then you're saying, okay, well here's
Speaker 1: a group that we can maybe just try and to
Speaker 1: loot their power. So what you can do is try
Speaker 1: and carve up districts that will sort of not give
Speaker 1: them as much centralized power in any given place. Just
Speaker 1: pack them into these certain areas. Sure maybe like in
Speaker 1: one sense it can be fine let them have that district,
Speaker 1: or another will be like, well if we carve this
Speaker 1: one neighborhood up and like so that's like five districts
Speaker 1: end up having a piece of it. Guess what now
Speaker 1: they can't do ship or cracking. It is the same
Speaker 1: thing where you just kind of want to just really
Speaker 1: just like dilute the actual vote. So cracking is the
Speaker 1: thing you were just describing where they dilute, where they
Speaker 1: break up like a Let's say you have a neighborhood
Speaker 1: that is like a million democratic like strongly democratic people.
Speaker 1: You break them up into like six different things, and
Speaker 1: then it's like yeah, but then packing is when if
Speaker 1: they decided, okay, well we'll put that one million person
Speaker 1: neighborhood as just a single district, and then we break
Speaker 1: up everything around it. And so you get like, you know,
Speaker 1: if you're if you're looking to like split up five
Speaker 1: districts worth of a population, you put all of the
Speaker 1: Democrats in one of them, and then you give yourself
Speaker 1: four districts basically is and now it's like, well, I
Speaker 1: guess what if only Republicans live here now? Because of
Speaker 1: these weird like I mean, when you just look at
Speaker 1: some of these districts, you're like, god, oh, yeah, liked
Speaker 1: Jim Jordan's have you like? His district is like nuts, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks like a vascular system. Yeah. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: like it's just like spread out through Ohio. It's part
Speaker 1: of Ohio. That is just like it's like like putting
Speaker 1: the game on easy mode or something, and like it
Speaker 1: doesn't make any sense, like how is this all his?
Speaker 1: But like they just like have cracked it up and
Speaker 1: broken it up into so many different pieces and then
Speaker 1: you look at it. You know, this is the most
Speaker 1: chilling fact. Right. This is from the New York Times
Speaker 1: article about like sort of the redistricting efforts. Quote on
Speaker 1: a highly distorted congressional map that is still taking shape,
Speaker 1: the party that the Republicans has added enough safe house
Speaker 1: district to capture control of the chamber based on its
Speaker 1: redistricting edge alone. So you'd be like, well, guess what,
Speaker 1: I just changed these and now those are solidly Republican.
Speaker 1: Sorry for Oakes, You're gonna have to try a lot
Speaker 1: harder to maintain your majority in the House. So it's
Speaker 1: an uphill battle, and I think that's why there's many articles,
Speaker 1: especially this week coming out where people like the Democrats
Speaker 1: like know what right that's going on? That kind of
Speaker 1: goes back to my earlier point, like they know that
Speaker 1: this is happening. They know, like, like like we said, we've
Speaker 1: been talking about this for decades. They know that this
Speaker 1: is how the game is played, but they don't. I
Speaker 1: just feel like that there is a bunch of strategists
Speaker 1: who are talking to democrats and being like, you guys
Speaker 1: are actually in a better position when you're like fighting
Speaker 1: out of power, when you're like the other party so well,
Speaker 1: because there, I mean, there's a few levels to right.
Speaker 1: A strategist might come as on as a consultant and say, like,
Speaker 1: you guys are like completely missing with with the messaging
Speaker 1: and the legislation you're going after, like someone who's like
Speaker 1: thinking that like they want to win elections, or the
Speaker 1: more sort of zoomed out cynical view is, Dude, if
Speaker 1: we get too much momentum, we're actually gonna have to
Speaker 1: like change things, like well actually have to deliver on progress.
Speaker 1: So if we can just fuck up and do the
Speaker 1: same thing like, oh no, they got it for a
Speaker 1: couple of years ago, guys, we gotta get this thing
Speaker 1: back from them. Huh, take this thing back and not
Speaker 1: do anything about it, and you and we're and then
Speaker 1: you kind of get stuck in this place where just
Speaker 1: like where there's like the you know, revolving villain trope
Speaker 1: of how there's always gonna be some obstacle to change
Speaker 1: within politics or right now, Kirsten Cinema and Joe Mansion
Speaker 1: have like very swiftly taken that up. We're now I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be like, it's these two people that's why people's
Speaker 1: wages are stagnating, and it allows for a very convenient
Speaker 1: explanation for a lack of progress. And I'm sure with
Speaker 1: this there is a level to where, whether it's the
Speaker 1: most cynical consultantly like, dude, you blow this election, you
Speaker 1: do some fucking wild fundraising off the back of this,
Speaker 1: because people are going to be in such pain under
Speaker 1: Republican leadership that will be like fucking twenty fucking all
Speaker 1: over again. Bro. Yeah, yeah, I do. Like it is
Speaker 1: like annoying too when when they're like getting their asses
Speaker 1: kicked on this stuff like the jerrymandering, and then they
Speaker 1: just go back and they're like, all right, well we
Speaker 1: have a bill that is maybe gonna get through and
Speaker 1: Joe Mansions come on, but and you're like that, Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: the Republicans are out there just like redrawing maps and
Speaker 1: like they're like taking over places like risk and just
Speaker 1: like we're like, all right, but we have we have
Speaker 1: this plan that we're trying. And it's like also always
Speaker 1: on the federal level and never like the Republicans are
Speaker 1: always playing on the state levels and the local levels,
Speaker 1: just like right where no one's paying attention. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: just like tinkering and like taking over every seat down there.
Speaker 1: And we're sitting here with like one bill that we're
Speaker 1: blaming on Joe Mansion that you think that also would
Speaker 1: take an extraordinary amount of work to implement if it
Speaker 1: even passed. So it's like nothing basically. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: think people also need to really begin to get on
Speaker 1: board or the idea that the ideology of the party
Speaker 1: isn't is one that is like antithetical to progress. It's
Speaker 1: it gets to a point, but at a certain level,
Speaker 1: the remedies are existential threats to these people's power. So
Speaker 1: I can't it's very hard to imagine that they would
Speaker 1: and and and when you look at how much these
Speaker 1: people act out of self interest, would be like, yes,
Speaker 1: I embrace these reforms and these laws which almost completely
Speaker 1: upend the balance of power in this country because I
Speaker 1: think the more people it starts to being like, what's
Speaker 1: wrong with them? They're losing around and be like this
Speaker 1: whole thing is a mess because we're not actually looking
Speaker 1: at what a politician needs to be. We're not actually
Speaker 1: take we're not actually having serious conversations about what it
Speaker 1: means to protect people or provide for them. Too much
Speaker 1: of like the blue or red because either way people
Speaker 1: are still ending up with terrible outcomes. Yeah, Republicans definitely,
Speaker 1: like with the gerrymandering, are like the big brother who
Speaker 1: just starts changing the rules of the game as you're
Speaker 1: as you're like playing and like your your little brother,
Speaker 1: it's like somehow winning. Actually we don't roll dice anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not what we do. And that your parents aren't home,
Speaker 1: so like right right, Yeah, that's a losing That's that's
Speaker 1: the snake that I feel like. It's more like the
Speaker 1: little brother is doing it and the big brothers just
Speaker 1: letting him because the Democrats have the fucking numbers. The
Speaker 1: Democrats have like a majority of Americans, but they're letting
Speaker 1: the little brothers change the game, like you know, just
Speaker 1: and perpetuating the game because they want to keep playing
Speaker 1: or something. If they're the same brother. It's one brother,
Speaker 1: it's Tyler Dirton. Dude, what if? And they're both acting
Speaker 1: and out in the interests of the same thing, but
Speaker 1: they're just presenting it to us in different ways. I
Speaker 1: don't know that your radical thought, because no, I don't
Speaker 1: see either of them actually providing in a meaningful I mean, like, yes,
Speaker 1: there are some interesting spending programs, but when you talk
Speaker 1: about what the what is the actual need of like
Speaker 1: people in the United States and what they're clamoring for
Speaker 1: and what is being offered, it's like, right, they're playing
Speaker 1: different games. Wait, so is the mom the doctor I
Speaker 1: can't operate on. This is my son. Yeah, that's the
Speaker 1: that's the operation, and that's your stratiastically Jack, The US
Speaker 1: is standing on a fucking block of ice. That's what's happening. Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back,
Speaker 1: and we're back. Apparently, the new Marvel movie The Eternals
Speaker 1: has a plot element where the reason the Earth is
Speaker 1: heating up is not because of hustle fuels, but because
Speaker 1: there's like some like baby giant that's hatching inside the planet. Finally,
Speaker 1: my theory gets some air in the mainstream media. Isn't
Speaker 1: that amazing though that they would like, I don't know
Speaker 1: that that movie seems like a Justice justin what's that about?
Speaker 1: Producer Justice thought? What happened in that? So basically there's
Speaker 1: a giant titan, that titan. Yes, these cosmic gods. The
Speaker 1: only way that they can be born is if they
Speaker 1: called the life force. Yeah yeah, they yes, they basically
Speaker 1: the mission is to abort giant baby and boilers. They
Speaker 1: successfully do so. But that was my pitch to Marvel
Speaker 1: years ago, a big abortion, and they said get out
Speaker 1: of here. Now they've taken it and used it with
Speaker 1: command on Gioannni no less unbelieved we could happened. But
Speaker 1: justin is it true? Like don't they suggest that like
Speaker 1: that's causing the planet to heat up? Yeah? Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: basically they it's an earth destroying thing. They needed to
Speaker 1: in order for this thing to be born and needs
Speaker 1: to heat up and destroy the Earth as it awakens
Speaker 1: itself into into the universe. I guess. Yeah, So if
Speaker 1: you believe the fossil fuel ship, you're you need to
Speaker 1: you know, do some research. I would love to hear,
Speaker 1: like to in the in our world like that half
Speaker 1: that is proven to be true. There's a little baby
Speaker 1: titan in the earth, right, and it's it's that's what's
Speaker 1: causing global warming. And just to hear like Mitch McConnell
Speaker 1: try and like downplay the baby Titan would be like
Speaker 1: such a beautiful thing. I mean, there's a bulge of
Speaker 1: malarky from the main street, like they don't believe it,
Speaker 1: but there's a that's why we're team me with our
Speaker 1: Sentinel Army from Genosha to address this. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: but we do have to get to the most important yes,
Speaker 1: which is yeah, Kim Newton's back. Shout out to Kim Newton.
Speaker 1: Loved to see it beat the ship out of the Cardinals,
Speaker 1: although I think they were injury depleted, but Reese's apparently,
Speaker 1: I say, recy Is pecs. Yeah you said I never
Speaker 1: sucked you because I respect that from childhood. Been hearing that,
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, yeahs Rec's pecs. Anyways, people were like
Speaker 1: anybody else gets so annoyed when he says it. I
Speaker 1: didn't even realize I was saying that ship my bad
Speaker 1: right and yeah, now, but anyways, Rec's has announced a
Speaker 1: new product besides their pecs, which is a pie sized
Speaker 1: Reese's Cup. Yeah, they call it Thanksgiving pie. This ship
Speaker 1: is a nine inch, three and a half pound fucking
Speaker 1: circle chocolate and peanut. Oh my god, it's got to
Speaker 1: be thick as hell. I can't You're gonna break your
Speaker 1: whole fucking mouth trying to even bite that ship. But
Speaker 1: I'm I'm having a lot of trouble with this because
Speaker 1: I fucking love It's like my fucking favorite And like
Speaker 1: when I first saw this image, I said, oh, ship,
Speaker 1: they just made a pie version that looks like a
Speaker 1: peanut butter cup. And then I'm like, no, it's just
Speaker 1: a fucking nine inch gigant or version of it. And
Speaker 1: I'm having a lot of trouble trying to be like,
Speaker 1: are they like my teeth hurt looking at it? Like
Speaker 1: I can like cavities are developing for me just looking
Speaker 1: at the picture. But there's something about it. I don't
Speaker 1: know why. It's like I'm I'm drawn in like a
Speaker 1: moth to the flame. But the sirens song of it
Speaker 1: is I can feel. I can feel how I will
Speaker 1: feel sitting on a cow after having some of that,
Speaker 1: like just that like sugar rush, like crash and full
Speaker 1: and gross, and the taste of like it in your mouth,
Speaker 1: the aftertaste, the sugary like fake chemically after Oh my god,
Speaker 1: but I want it real bad that first bite though,
Speaker 1: You're gonna feel like you're traveling at light speed, like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gonna start blurring on the periphery right like like
Speaker 1: like like I picture like when Bart has the slurpee
Speaker 1: concentrate on The Simpsons and you just like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that seems like where we're headed. So it should be
Speaker 1: noted like people shouldn't get there hopes up too much
Speaker 1: because this is a limited a dish offering that I'm
Speaker 1: sure is only going to be out to like a
Speaker 1: a very few number of like influencers or something. They
Speaker 1: got three thousand of them on deck. Now I'm not
Speaker 1: going to sell these for them because give me one.
Speaker 1: So I'll leave it there. You could look it up
Speaker 1: for yourself. I feel like you guys could get one,
Speaker 1: man if you if you like, I feel like you
Speaker 1: guys should defink get one. Yeah. I just learned how
Speaker 1: to pronounce re seasons. Yeah they're like, yeah, we we
Speaker 1: were considering you all. But Jack doesn't even know a brand.
Speaker 1: He called it feces but rageous. The other. But yeah,
Speaker 1: like I'm I'm god, I just don't know what to
Speaker 1: do with myself looking at it, Like it's it's like
Speaker 1: I feel like in that old Chappelle show sketch where
Speaker 1: he saw that gigantic crack rock. Yeah, like I mean,
Speaker 1: it's everything I love, but in such a large form.
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is safe for anyone. That's
Speaker 1: how I feel. But I just will say I've been
Speaker 1: because like right now is kind of the year for
Speaker 1: like really interesting Thanksgiving recipes and like must have items
Speaker 1: of shout out to people on Twitter who have sent
Speaker 1: me there like scalped potato or hash brown castle recipes,
Speaker 1: like I asked, thank you so much. But I just like,
Speaker 1: if we're talking about junk food sort of inspired Thanksgiving dishes,
Speaker 1: I just saw this recipe on Vice for sour cream
Speaker 1: and onion mashed potatoes, and that to me, so I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this feels a little bit more safe, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like I can, I can, I can have,
Speaker 1: I can reconcile all of these things being together, it
Speaker 1: feels right. Plus it's one of my favorite chip flavors.
Speaker 1: But like everything, put your touch in there. Once you
Speaker 1: see Reese's Peanut butter pie on a size in in
Speaker 1: in poundage of it. Everything below that will seem reasonable,
Speaker 1: that's true. Yeah, it's just blown apart because like that
Speaker 1: is the most one of the most indulgent things I
Speaker 1: can imagine. I mean, like slicing it into into pie pieces.
Speaker 1: Eating a Reese's cup with a fucking work seems so awesome.
Speaker 1: I guess you could imagine you were like in Honey,
Speaker 1: I shrunk the kids right, and you have like a
Speaker 1: real good time. Maybe. Oh, I would definitely just take
Speaker 1: that down myself, like I'm not cutting it up in
Speaker 1: a closet somewhere, just like if frozen. I feel like
Speaker 1: you could break someone's skull with that. So here's the thing.
Speaker 1: They have dramatized this with a you know, somebody cutting
Speaker 1: a piece of it out like it's a you know,
Speaker 1: thanks like it's a Thanksgiving pie, and it is holding
Speaker 1: together in a way that suggests me that they use
Speaker 1: a fucking diamond cutter to to cut that thing, because
Speaker 1: it's just like such a perfect Like I feel like
Speaker 1: that ship would get real messy. It would be hard
Speaker 1: to cut, but which is why I would just eat
Speaker 1: it all myself. I do like the confidence of coming
Speaker 1: in and just calling something Thanksgiving pie. Yeah, it is
Speaker 1: famous for pies being like, nah, family, we got you,
Speaker 1: this is the pie. Yeah, where's the pizza place that's
Speaker 1: doing Thanksgiving pie? But the Thanksgiving pizza that sounds fucking gross, man,
Speaker 1: I mean it sounds gross. But I feel like I
Speaker 1: would eat that ship if there was like like a stuffing,
Speaker 1: like a stuffing based crust, and then he's just drill. Look.
Speaker 1: I'm like I said, I'm disturbed when it comes to
Speaker 1: fantasizing about food. But I'm the same way though anything
Speaker 1: like that, Like I'm I'll try yeah, like I would
Speaker 1: try that. I do. I feel like the reason it
Speaker 1: sounds bad to me the Thanksgiving pizzas because cheese features
Speaker 1: so rarely and Thanksgiving food right like other things you're
Speaker 1: scalped potatoes, your hash brown cast role. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It might be. It might be a slightly cheese free affair,
Speaker 1: but I just feel like I could eat I could
Speaker 1: eat like a slice of something that had everything on
Speaker 1: a Thanksgiving plate on it, like if done right, why
Speaker 1: not just put it all on top of the slice
Speaker 1: of Thanksgiving pie from all done at once? Do you
Speaker 1: put anything on that thanks like that Reese's Thanksgiving pie?
Speaker 1: Are you thinking like people are supposed to put like
Speaker 1: whip cream on top of it or something like is
Speaker 1: there anything else you're supposed to be putting on there?
Speaker 1: Because it's right and I'd imagine one slice is like
Speaker 1: three thousand percent of your daily sugar and so miles
Speaker 1: funny you should mention that because on the hype Beasts
Speaker 1: article about this, they show the box, the limited a
Speaker 1: dishbox Reese's nine inch cup pie and it lists the
Speaker 1: calorie count as one hundred and sixty per serving, which means, like, again,
Speaker 1: you would need a laser cutter to fucking get something
Speaker 1: that is that small. I feel like just smelling it
Speaker 1: is two like oh seven million serving, you do need
Speaker 1: to be good at geometry and have They're like, if
Speaker 1: you open the box and you're not wearing a respirator,
Speaker 1: you'll go into diabetic shop. Yeah, this is sugar cloud
Speaker 1: is coming off that thing. It's worse than fentyl in
Speaker 1: a copaganda video. I would they like had a video
Speaker 1: of it, like being cut with lasers. I feel like
Speaker 1: that's the only way you could cut honestly, Like when
Speaker 1: you think about it, right, like, because I remember as
Speaker 1: a kid, like my mom or my dad, like, man,
Speaker 1: you can't eat a hole like you're fucking you ate
Speaker 1: way too much? Can yeah cut it? And then you
Speaker 1: try and cut that ship and just like fell apart,
Speaker 1: and oh yeah, I don't know how you could, Like
Speaker 1: you would have to be like a hydraulic stone cutter,
Speaker 1: or like you're saying, like a laser cut a laser
Speaker 1: cut it. Yeah, I saw that on Reddit though someone
Speaker 1: cut a pizza with a laser recently. You know what
Speaker 1: would be good for this one to like kind of
Speaker 1: help with structural integrity. You put it on top of
Speaker 1: a Graham cracker crust and put it in the oven
Speaker 1: for a little bit, and then you have a little
Speaker 1: bit more structural integrity, but it's a little so you
Speaker 1: can get cut through the chocolate. Though. Yeah, I also
Speaker 1: just love a Graham Cracker crust. You're adding the grampracker
Speaker 1: crust underneath him adding this guy's add stuff over here. Well,
Speaker 1: because like if you think about like the everything is
Speaker 1: too melty this point right, like the bottom's meltie, the
Speaker 1: sides are melty like that she is gonna I don't
Speaker 1: know it looks. If someone ends up buying it, how
Speaker 1: the funk are you gonna eat it? I don't think
Speaker 1: it's something you. I think like it's a shame secret.
Speaker 1: It's like the portrait of Dorian Gray. You keep it
Speaker 1: in your addict and you nibble away at it, and
Speaker 1: you know, prolong your life through this little bit. How
Speaker 1: much does it cost? I think it's like forty bucks
Speaker 1: or something, right, I bet you can get like two
Speaker 1: for one at CBS. I bet this will be sold
Speaker 1: for ten x the Yeah, and hey, Reese's I'm willing
Speaker 1: to be convinced if you want to send me one
Speaker 1: of these to my house for Thanksgiving, I would tryanksgiving pie.
Speaker 1: I will start pronouncing your name correctly, Reese's p. Well,
Speaker 1: it's the same as pieces, and that's that's pieces, not
Speaker 1: now you're gonna tell me the pieces Reese's pieces. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's how I said I wanted lived in Kentucky. But
Speaker 1: I'd love to show up to a family, the family
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving and just just drop that on the table, right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we need to bring green beans, graze. Yeah, put your
Speaker 1: green beans on here. Let's chop it up. Yeah, be
Speaker 1: like that King Vader video where he does the bottle
Speaker 1: flip and then walks out. Everybody just like falls over backwards. Right,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, that thanks like a corner COPI
Speaker 1: is blowing on all right, let's talk about alfh on
Speaker 1: a shelf. So it's back in the news in the
Speaker 1: context of like should these things be banned? But it
Speaker 1: was like a joking thing. A judge in cop County,
Speaker 1: Georgia jokingly banned alf on a shelf in a mock
Speaker 1: court order on Twitter, which is apparently a thing judges
Speaker 1: can do. Pretty So, just in case you're wondering why
Speaker 1: the judges focusing on Twitter jokes, it's because there's nothing
Speaker 1: else important going on in cop County so much as
Speaker 1: uh like recently when parents were literally suing the school
Speaker 1: district for its refusal to implement a mask mandate and
Speaker 1: a bus driver died of COVID after they didn't do
Speaker 1: that they weren't allowed to do that. Well, I think
Speaker 1: the judge did issue a mock court order on that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's be fair, I think about it. So yeah, but
Speaker 1: his whole thing was like, we're gonna ban elf on
Speaker 1: a shelf this year because as a gift to tired parents,
Speaker 1: so it's just like some real straight down the middle
Speaker 1: j Leno type ship. Wait, so I'm sorry. Look, I
Speaker 1: whenever this ship has come up, I'm so confused about
Speaker 1: elf on the shelf culture. I remember many years ago
Speaker 1: I posted on Instagram. I said, here, I'm willing to
Speaker 1: do a cultural exchange with a white person. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you about Japanese holidays and quanza. If you can explain
Speaker 1: elf on a shelf to me, please? And how is
Speaker 1: this a gift to hired? Isn't the point being, like,
Speaker 1: you know, the elf will fucking make sure you're acting right,
Speaker 1: Like yeah right? I thought the elf a tired parents.
Speaker 1: So this is this is the tired parents of the
Speaker 1: lowest possible standard of un parenting variety. They have to
Speaker 1: get up in the middle of the night or like
Speaker 1: just after their kids are and move the elf. And
Speaker 1: if they forget to move the elf, like, that's the
Speaker 1: thing I always here is people being like, damn, my
Speaker 1: kid caught me moving the elf for like realized I
Speaker 1: didn't move it, and I had to say, the elf
Speaker 1: on the shelf got drunk and not me. If I
Speaker 1: got drunk, I'd be moving that elf on the shelf, man, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that I'd been putting, coming up with wild ship to
Speaker 1: do and just put put in the shower, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: having to drop out of a closet like a dead
Speaker 1: body and people out, Yeah, dropping from the ceiling. Oh yeah. Also, like,
Speaker 1: wouldn't the gift to tired parents be making school easy
Speaker 1: year for the kids? Like that? The guy keeps refusing
Speaker 1: to like, man, I'm asked, man, it probably would help
Speaker 1: tired parents. Yeah, but I mean that he he had
Speaker 1: that joke locked and loaded about tired parents or something,
Speaker 1: so he probably had that like in twin he wanted
Speaker 1: to use it last year's like fun man, don't yet tragedy.
Speaker 1: It's one of the real tragedies of the COVID nine
Speaker 1: team pandemic because he wasn't able to use that last year.
Speaker 1: This guy this judges Twitter drafts that are fucking rotting. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're all fake court mandates, right. So it does seem
Speaker 1: to be like a part of like American Christmas culture
Speaker 1: that has been just like officially adopted like it was.
Speaker 1: It's people last year we're like posting pictures of their
Speaker 1: elf on the shelf in a glass jar quarantining, which
Speaker 1: is terrifying when it looks like it's one of those
Speaker 1: like you know, fetus is from a fucking like islanded
Speaker 1: doctor man type. Yeah, like in a in a glass jar.
Speaker 1: Pretty dark. Yeah, I mean that is just google alph
Speaker 1: on the Shelf quarantine and try to convince yourself that
Speaker 1: a child to well miles where if he's quarantining for
Speaker 1: fourteen days, where the fox are you going to go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom? I'm sorry, Wow, somebody's not thinking through
Speaker 1: And what the fund does this elf eat then lysol
Speaker 1: and Clorox wipes that are in there with him? He
Speaker 1: eats Christmas spirit. He consumes Christmas spirit through through the
Speaker 1: glass with a piss. But they don't need to eat
Speaker 1: or drink. But yeah, a child will clearly one day
Speaker 1: be cheerfully describing all this to their therapists. But there's
Speaker 1: like more subtle ship. Oh one parent got tired of,
Speaker 1: you know, doing the alph on the Shelf thing and
Speaker 1: told their child that the elf had died from COVID.
Speaker 1: Oh smart, Yeah, that's that's helpful. But alphon the Shelf's
Speaker 1: popularity is apparently only increasing. Last year that Flicks acquired
Speaker 1: the rights to Elf on the Shelf in a massive
Speaker 1: seven figure deal, and pediatric experts are like already pretty
Speaker 1: concerned that the toy could like, I don't know, having
Speaker 1: a magical spy living in your house will make kids paranoid, right,
Speaker 1: Using a small toy to control their behavior will likely
Speaker 1: be ineffective and potentially harmful down the road, since it's
Speaker 1: basically this is just indoctrination for a surveillance state, like
Speaker 1: living in a state where but I mean, like caption
Speaker 1: TVs are everywhere. I mean, look, let's all give it
Speaker 1: up for the original Elf on a shelf. God, who
Speaker 1: I forgot. I was taught in school be like this
Speaker 1: motherfucker knows everything, y'all. Yea, even if you see some ship.
Speaker 1: I remember as a kid, I would apologize to God
Speaker 1: for saying, oh my God. And I wasn't even Christian
Speaker 1: like about the school I went. I was in an
Speaker 1: environment where it's like, oh, you said, the Lord's in vain,
Speaker 1: and then I was off that I'm like, come and
Speaker 1: get me, so I did. Uh. Somebody was just asking
Speaker 1: on Twitter about like first, I think reconciliation was the
Speaker 1: like part where you do, like confession what you do
Speaker 1: at age seven or I did at age seven. I
Speaker 1: don't know if that's still the case. I was kind
Speaker 1: of advanced in my Catholicism as a kid. I was, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was confessing to ship when I was four. I
Speaker 1: was crying my fucking eyes out. All the other kids
Speaker 1: were just like going and being like I pushed my
Speaker 1: sister on the stairs. Sorry, and I like had been
Speaker 1: like cursing at God in my brain. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: like was I was so distraught and I was like sobbing.
Speaker 1: My parents like went up and talk to the priest afterwards,
Speaker 1: They're like, is everything all right? I was like, he's
Speaker 1: gonna tell them fuck, which it was traumatized. But it
Speaker 1: was like at a time when I was just learning
Speaker 1: to swear, and I was like, what is the worst
Speaker 1: thing I could do? Oh damn? And then I couldn't
Speaker 1: stop my mind. I didn't have the impulse control. Oh dude.
Speaker 1: It was swearing was like when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: when you're that young or whatever, like it feels like chaos.
Speaker 1: It feels like inviting chaos into the world. And yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're just swearing. You're just like You're like, this feels good,
Speaker 1: but I'm supposed to feel bad, I think, and I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: especially like I confess the same ship. I was like,
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm swearing with my friends too much,
Speaker 1: and this is like a pretty st Yeah, it's fine,
Speaker 1: who cares man? And I guess all I'd say is
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, like at every level you have these
Speaker 1: small things to be like someone's watching yours, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: But at the same time it's it's just this one's
Speaker 1: so like perfectly consumerist. And also to have it like
Speaker 1: be a specific like spy in your house that is
Speaker 1: always watching you and reporting back to like the higher
Speaker 1: authority of Santa. And now they're so The Elf on
Speaker 1: the Shelf website now has a teacher resource center with
Speaker 1: free kindergarten to grade five lessons plans and lesson plans
Speaker 1: and classroom resources. She used elfh on a Shelf because
Speaker 1: it's just like assumed that everyone's family has fucking elf
Speaker 1: on a shelf, and so it assumes every family celebrates
Speaker 1: Christmas as well. Yes, yeah, very much indivisible and if
Speaker 1: you don't want to be divided, gets suck out. I
Speaker 1: like to think like some kids get like real hardened
Speaker 1: to the elf on the shelf and just like stop
Speaker 1: giving a ship. You know, this is everywhere. What does
Speaker 1: it even matter anymore. Man, I don't care. Should making
Speaker 1: my backpack? Look at my backpack? See what I got? Yeah,
Speaker 1: fucking lull pet. I found that ship hand. I'm sucking
Speaker 1: up in front of the elf. Tell me this guy
Speaker 1: is a full of ship. Yeah, and I'm taking a
Speaker 1: dollar from my mom's bucket book. You do what you
Speaker 1: want to do watching this, watch this se not noting
Speaker 1: we I hope we don't have any children listeners. But
Speaker 1: if we do, I mean, if we do, like that,
Speaker 1: that elf should not have a head tomorrow morning. Get
Speaker 1: get it now, Like, oh look it's the elf proletariat
Speaker 1: has arrived. But yeah, there So there was like a
Speaker 1: deep dive story like and I think Columbia Journalism Review
Speaker 1: talking about how this like contributes to the shaping of
Speaker 1: children as governable subjects and to accept, not question increasingly
Speaker 1: intrusive modes of surveillance, and that when that came out,
Speaker 1: it was like featured on Drudge in the Washington Post,
Speaker 1: is like, look at these crackpots. But then a couple
Speaker 1: of years later, a product was released called the Elf
Speaker 1: Surveillance Camera, which is a fake CCTV camera to make
Speaker 1: children think that an elf is watching them. At all times,
Speaker 1: complete with a red flashing light that makes it all
Speaker 1: the more real and sure to keep the children in line.
Speaker 1: Those are quotes from their fucking the website. So is
Speaker 1: that does the box sell it as like a direct
Speaker 1: into Santa or like, is it still the elf who
Speaker 1: has to taking the raw data and pars it to
Speaker 1: give the files to Santa Claus. Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: think I think they're probably like selling it as a
Speaker 1: raw feed to the elf then, because it's called the
Speaker 1: elf cam off to Santa Cam, right, right, so they
Speaker 1: still have to do all the CIA work created dossier
Speaker 1: on you and everything, right, Yeah, Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: just love it again, you know, like but in a way,
Speaker 1: I'm like sorry Elf because organized religion has been doing
Speaker 1: this for a minute. But also I love that they're
Speaker 1: introducing kids to the concept of the Panopticon, right, like
Speaker 1: in just philosophically get into that kids. If you're into
Speaker 1: Jeremy Bentham or if you're a lost fan. That's how
Speaker 1: I found ou about Jeremy because that was one of
Speaker 1: blocks nicknames, and I was like, yo, Jeremy Bentham, guys
Speaker 1: talking some ship right now, the Panopticon. But all that
Speaker 1: to say is like this fucking surveillance camera. It reminds
Speaker 1: me of like the kind of ship right, because I remember,
Speaker 1: like in the like nineties and ship my grandparents used
Speaker 1: to have a chili and barbecue restaurant like off Crenshaw
Speaker 1: are actually slost in an overhill by the home depot
Speaker 1: shout out to Warren's famous chili. And at the time,
Speaker 1: surveillance cameras were like the new thing, but not everyone
Speaker 1: could afford them, so you would buy these jank ass
Speaker 1: toy ones that had a light that would give you
Speaker 1: the impression that it was an actual operating camera. And
Speaker 1: like when I look at this and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: this looks like when you go place, you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a fake ass camera that like someone's like, yo, dude,
Speaker 1: just print ELF on a shelf cam on these man
Speaker 1: like rebox that ship a whole other fucking life for
Speaker 1: this thing. Yeah, it's it's wild. And like the reviews
Speaker 1: on the Amazon products for Elf on the Shelf Cam,
Speaker 1: one parent claimed the camera was good for older kids
Speaker 1: who don't believe in ELF on a shelf, but do
Speaker 1: believe in you know, the replica camera you just installed
Speaker 1: in their room. Don't believe in a shelf, but understand
Speaker 1: being recorded right exactly, understand that the whole world let's watching.
Speaker 1: Ye just mad, I'm just mad at this, you know, like, fuck,
Speaker 1: it's stupid elfana shelf. Like I remember, man, because I
Speaker 1: had a very quick, fucking like pipeline to not believing
Speaker 1: in like organized religion or fucking Santa, because like, at first,
Speaker 1: I remember like at schools like well you praying you
Speaker 1: act good and then you asked and then maybe we'll
Speaker 1: give it to you. Well, I didn't get Mario paint
Speaker 1: for Super Nintendo that year, so I don't know where
Speaker 1: the funk he was out on that one. And then
Speaker 1: my parents were very clearly just like, look, if you
Speaker 1: act right, we can make this transactional. I will get
Speaker 1: will get you one of these things you want, but
Speaker 1: you have to act right, and if you don't, guess
Speaker 1: what you can, you have a very different experience on Christmas.
Speaker 1: That was enough for me. Yeah, am I am? I?
Speaker 1: Like am I too cynical and being like, man, we
Speaker 1: gotta get these kids off a whimsical. I didn't have it,
Speaker 1: but I guess like you're teaching them to like game
Speaker 1: a system where you're like, okay, I have to do
Speaker 1: all my and like the room that doesn't have the
Speaker 1: health in it, like like, yeah, well that they should
Speaker 1: understand that there's certain places you can go to to
Speaker 1: be creepy and weird. Not just do it, not do
Speaker 1: it in front of everybody, Okay, but yeah it is
Speaker 1: weird to be like to have like an old man
Speaker 1: like Mardy. But like we just trusted that Santa was
Speaker 1: just watching us jack off or whatever, and like you know,
Speaker 1: like and that was hot and that was for everybody,
Speaker 1: all right. Santa got his thing. I got my voyeuristic thing.
Speaker 1: Like everybody was happy knowing that there was no physical
Speaker 1: thing in the room watching, just the idea of it,
Speaker 1: trying to shame the omniscient Christ. You're like, oh, so okay, Jesus,
Speaker 1: you're a freak. You like, I'm gonna give you one.
Speaker 1: You can leave, but if you want, that's all huge. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're nasty. I know you're here every time. Damn that
Speaker 1: you can't get enough off of this? All right, Chris,
Speaker 1: It's such a pleasure of heavy you man, where can
Speaker 1: people find you? Follow you? Oh? Thanks, man, I really
Speaker 1: had a great time. I'm at real Chris cow on
Speaker 1: all the things Twitter, Instagram, TikTok all that stuff. So
Speaker 1: at real Chris cow nice And is there a tweet
Speaker 1: or some of the work of social media you've been enjoying.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my friend had a tweet that I really enjoyed.
Speaker 1: His name is James Heskey and uh, he had a
Speaker 1: tweet last week. He's at James Heskey and he said, ah, ship,
Speaker 1: the judge in the Writtenhouse trial is going around the
Speaker 1: room and making everyone say one nice thing about guns.
Speaker 1: And I thought that was very funny. So yeah, followed
Speaker 1: James Heskey, Miles, where can people find you? What tweet
Speaker 1: you've been enjoying? You can find me on Twitter and
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Speaker 1: It's a wonderful time. Stop on by some tweets I like.
Speaker 1: First one is from at We're All Black and it
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Speaker 1: is quote tweeting a page sixth article that says Taylor
Speaker 1: Lautner engaged to a longtime girlfriend Taylor Dome and to
Speaker 1: which Chesty and Testy tweeted, now they're both gonna be
Speaker 1: Taylor Lautner. Wow, hell yeah yeah, so yeah they are
Speaker 1: around that one. I guess that's happened before, right, Taylor's
Speaker 1: I don't want to think about that, but yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: let's see some tweets have been enjoying. You can find
Speaker 1: me on Twitter at Jack Underscore. O'Brien's tweets have been
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Speaker 1: I have a cousin at Quaker Oats and he says, ooops,
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna think they're gonna enjoy this little ditty from
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Speaker 1: I like international rap. What can I say? I've had
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Speaker 1: this is just a great production. I love that. I
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