Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the
Speaker 1: Holy Shit Geist Her to see Chris Mackling. Holy shake man, Chris,
Speaker 1: Chris language language Please, I'm Jack, you are Miles. It
Speaker 1: is Monday afternoon. We can come clean. It's Monday afternoon,
Speaker 1: you guys. It's having a bit of a Monday. Oh boy,
Speaker 1: sto my one of my favorite lines in office space.
Speaker 1: So you got the case of the Mondays. No no man, hell,
Speaker 1: no man. Leave You get your ass kicked for saying
Speaker 1: something good? All right, Well, uh, let's fight through our
Speaker 1: case of the Mondays and tell the people what's trending.
Speaker 1: We got a story. We got a Pinocchio to award
Speaker 1: to ourselves because we we uh got this one wrong, folks.
Speaker 1: I guess that's what happens when you I mean, look,
Speaker 1: there was an investigation and you go offul what's there?
Speaker 1: Here's the last week we talked about amy Nada Diallo
Speaker 1: and her teammate Kirahmwari, who they both played together on
Speaker 1: the Paris San Gramin women's team, and how there was
Speaker 1: an incident where m Rari was pulled out of the
Speaker 1: car when Diallo was driving her back from a team
Speaker 1: dinner and Humi was got hurt like legs and hands,
Speaker 1: was beat with like metal rods and stuff, and Diallo
Speaker 1: walked away unscathed, and then she started the next day
Speaker 1: police brought her in for questioning. Well, it looks like
Speaker 1: things have very rapidly shifted away from amy Nada Diallo
Speaker 1: because they're like, wait, hold on, let's talk to some
Speaker 1: other people on this team. And now the prime suspect
Speaker 1: seems to be uh kirahmarries X from when she used
Speaker 1: to play on the Barcelona team, like over the last
Speaker 1: couple of years. And apparently in the build up to
Speaker 1: this attack, this guy was calling players on the team,
Speaker 1: including like Diallo and some other players and saying stuff like, yo,
Speaker 1: she like ruined my life and now I'm going to
Speaker 1: get revenge on her. So opening sas maybe here, but yeah,
Speaker 1: that was you know, I don't know, we gotta see
Speaker 1: where this one goes. The boyfriends, like I vowed exact
Speaker 1: revenge on my ex, then it's always the boyfriend went
Speaker 1: in down. It's always the boyfriend or the husband. And yeah,
Speaker 1: but we still want to be like cat Pipe right,
Speaker 1: harding merit narrative rather than a violent man. But yeah, anyways,
Speaker 1: apologies to uh the wrongly accused, and hey, man, if
Speaker 1: we can get some tickets, that'd be great too. You know,
Speaker 1: I would love to check all out. Um. You know, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm more of an arsenal guy, truth be told, but
Speaker 1: you know I respect the game and I definitely want
Speaker 1: to check out out. Damn. That was a strong pitch
Speaker 1: for us to get those tickets. Strong pitch. Uh, we
Speaker 1: go all in on saying, oh yeah, man, I don't know,
Speaker 1: this person might might a club, now, can I get tickets?
Speaker 1: I'm not a fan of your team. That does remind
Speaker 1: me though, of like how people respond when you, uh
Speaker 1: like call them out for talking shit about you. They're like, oh, man, sorry,
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that. Like, I'm a huge fan. Can
Speaker 1: I get tickets? Uh? Alex Jones Uh speaking of huge fan? Uh,
Speaker 1: you know I don't. I don't think it's a secret
Speaker 1: that we take a lot of our inspiration from the great,
Speaker 1: the great man himself Alex Jones, and not the piece
Speaker 1: of ship who has ruined a lot of people's lives.
Speaker 1: And you know what, one of the kind of most
Speaker 1: egregious and inexcusable examples is when he, you know, started
Speaker 1: spreading theories that the children who were killed at Sandy
Speaker 1: Hook were like part of a false flag operation put
Speaker 1: together by the Obama administration because they couldn't take advantage
Speaker 1: of other mass shootings and decided to stage another one
Speaker 1: for some reason, risk everything. And so we claimed that
Speaker 1: all these families who are going through the worst tragedy imaginable, imaginable,
Speaker 1: were crisis actors. They were harassed, Um, just had their
Speaker 1: world's turned upside down while they were already like dealing
Speaker 1: with the worst thing that can happen to something. I
Speaker 1: don't believe you that your your children were slam. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: so they sued Alex Jones, um, and the judge, you know,
Speaker 1: after Alex Jones did a bunch of Trumpian fucking around dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like not like next levels of like I'm not giving
Speaker 1: you ship you want to see financial web an No, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just wouldn't give them anything, wouldn't cooperate in any way.
Speaker 1: And um, the judge has ruled a default in the case,
Speaker 1: which is the most severe sanction that the judge could
Speaker 1: have issued, you know, ruling in favor of the Sandy
Speaker 1: Hook families and sending the case directly to a jury
Speaker 1: to award, damages, no trial. No, there there was a
Speaker 1: lot of people, you know, getting ready to cover a
Speaker 1: big civil trial and we do that. This does not
Speaker 1: even all he's doing is lying and not cooperating, right,
Speaker 1: They're like, no, sorry, uh he lost again by default,
Speaker 1: which is like you can't even speak at this point.
Speaker 1: It's such an l that they're like, man, we're gonna
Speaker 1: let the jury decide. Uh see what kind of moved
Speaker 1: there in Yeah, and it'll be interesting to see how
Speaker 1: much hopefully he never has another dollar for the rest
Speaker 1: of his life and lives very It's kind of sorry,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be selling some dinosaur dick pills pretty quickly
Speaker 1: on his website and ship and it'll probably come out
Speaker 1: with a crypto you know. Yeah, you're right, we will.
Speaker 1: We will all probably benefit from this. Pills sounds a
Speaker 1: d DDPS. Been looking for those d dpsddps. A financial
Speaker 1: analyst could pitch me on d DPS and I'd be like,
Speaker 1: uh huh, yeah that makes sense. I don't just pretend
Speaker 1: like I know what they're talking about. Yeah, are you
Speaker 1: you're diversifying right, Jack? You think about because are you
Speaker 1: getting into d dps at all? Um? Yeah, I'm heavy
Speaker 1: and d DPS. Man, I gotta at least like ten ten, ten, teen,
Speaker 1: twenty percent. Okay, yeah, oh so you really believe in it?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, man, I'm down with d DPS. You know me.
Speaker 1: Uh um, Well, here's a sad thing, man. The FDA
Speaker 1: didn't approve it because it turns out it's has not
Speaker 1: real dinosaur dick in the pills. So you may want it,
Speaker 1: you may want to cut your losses. Man, what I
Speaker 1: knew what they were on. Are you serious kidding me?
Speaker 1: It was a sure thing. What do I eat? What
Speaker 1: do I take? I've been taking? My god, it's not
Speaker 1: done this or dick. I'm so grossed up. Kyle Rittenhow's
Speaker 1: trial went to closing arguments, uh, featuring a very dramatic
Speaker 1: photo of the assistant district attorney holding the assault rifle
Speaker 1: that he was walking around with to presumably prove a
Speaker 1: point that he was not a innocent victim, an innocent bystander,
Speaker 1: but a armed person with no right to be there,
Speaker 1: terrifying everybody. Yeah, I don't know, it's yeah, I'm like
Speaker 1: so again, you know, and it's been it's been a
Speaker 1: while since I've for the outcome of a trial. Where
Speaker 1: such an egregious crime has been committed and fully documented
Speaker 1: with multiple angles, and we're still out here wondering like, well,
Speaker 1: what are the rights of the little boy with the
Speaker 1: gun if he's white? Right? Yea? And yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: and also just looking at like every day there was
Speaker 1: like some clip of the judge is making an absolute
Speaker 1: fool of himself and couldn't be up here more biased.
Speaker 1: But the last thing he did in the in the
Speaker 1: trial was to basically say that one of the charges
Speaker 1: was dismissed because another technicality that. It's like the mainstream
Speaker 1: media was like at first, they were like, this is
Speaker 1: the easiest one to get him on. It's it was
Speaker 1: a weapon's charge and like he was seventeen walking around
Speaker 1: with a weapon, you need to be eighteen. Uh. And
Speaker 1: the judges like, ah, it's actually that law, like it's
Speaker 1: a hunting law, and like he was, it would need
Speaker 1: to be sixteen for that to be a problem. So
Speaker 1: we're gonna throw that out um again, and again the
Speaker 1: mainstream media is just like, oh, yeah, right, you got
Speaker 1: it right. My bad, we we forgot about that. It's
Speaker 1: just like another one of these fucking things where it's
Speaker 1: just how it just seems like they're coming up with
Speaker 1: fucking excuse after excuse to let this motherfucker walk. Mm hm,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean it's and I'll just just
Speaker 1: when I was like I think I can look at
Speaker 1: social media again, I'm like, no, I don't. I can't
Speaker 1: even the just the racist mental gymnastics that are occurring.
Speaker 1: All that to say, Uh, I don't know. America may
Speaker 1: may rear its ugly head once again. All right, let's
Speaker 1: take a quick break. We'll be back to talk about Beato.
Speaker 1: And we're back, and Beato Arouric is back in the
Speaker 1: headlines because he's running for governor this time. Is that
Speaker 1: what he ran for last? Now he ran for senate.
Speaker 1: Last ran for senate, ran for coolest bro with a
Speaker 1: hick They could do a kick flip in a water
Speaker 1: Burger parking lot. I mean, the guy has it all. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. We'll see. This is the people. This
Speaker 1: has been a long speculated candidacy. Will that you know
Speaker 1: what of McConaughey, because please don't tell me I learned
Speaker 1: how to spewl McConaughey for nothing. I want to take
Speaker 1: that name out a few more times. Oh yeah, how
Speaker 1: was it. It It was mac then cough mccon august. Hey, okay,
Speaker 1: that's what it is. Yeah. Anyways, even if I say
Speaker 1: they're like, huh, there's a lot of news. Uh, there's
Speaker 1: you know, betto intrigue, there's uh peep bo to judge
Speaker 1: and Kamala intrigue. Uh, and like who's who's the better
Speaker 1: candidate if Biden doesn't run again in four And I
Speaker 1: am having the hardest time being interested enough to not
Speaker 1: give a ship about these these people. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: be honest, after after what we've seen from none of
Speaker 1: those people are going to do well. No, no, I don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: even if they did, Like what the fund are they
Speaker 1: going to do if they win the presidents well, they'll
Speaker 1: say stuff that they do and then be like, oh man,
Speaker 1: danger just gummed up. The gears can't do nothing, folks.
Speaker 1: I guess you'll just have to eat rocks. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: another Democrat who's getting fucking pooned, Bernie Sanders Elon Musk
Speaker 1: went on went on Twitter he decided to have a
Speaker 1: little fun with this loser. So Bernie Sanders uh tweeted,
Speaker 1: we must demand that the extremely wealthy pay their fair
Speaker 1: share period. Uh really out of left field and not
Speaker 1: the same thing he tweets funking every day. Musk replied
Speaker 1: the next day with I keep forgetting that you're still alive.
Speaker 1: Want me to sell more stock? Bernie, just say the word.
Speaker 1: Bernie is a taker, not a maker. What the just
Speaker 1: shut just shut up, Ruby boy? Okay, how much do
Speaker 1: you think it's fair? Does fifty three seem reasonable? It
Speaker 1: just and Sanders was like, oh, I don't respond to
Speaker 1: fucking trolls on Twitter, like he just didn't say anything.
Speaker 1: Um oh yeah. Someone was like, yo, I don't know
Speaker 1: if you know this, Bernie doesn't. It's not very active.
Speaker 1: Once he tweets, the tweet comes out, and that's about it.
Speaker 1: It cooks um. And then Musk asked, how do we
Speaker 1: know he hasn't been kidnapped by aliens? Um? Which I
Speaker 1: just on the grounds of this guy being the fucking worst,
Speaker 1: like just having a bad personality, this is almost too
Speaker 1: much for me to even take. Yeah, well, he's just
Speaker 1: a fucking you know, he's he's the crypto fuck boy
Speaker 1: god him, the hair plug Tony Stark, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, that's like his his vibe. But I just
Speaker 1: he's at this point, it's just funny to read. Like
Speaker 1: some people I saw him, like that threat of applies
Speaker 1: to like you know, like Ellen, I used to think
Speaker 1: you were cool, but like just like this doesn't make
Speaker 1: sense like I thought you, like I thought you would
Speaker 1: like do better than this. A billionaire Tony Stalk. That's
Speaker 1: a good name. Thank you, producer, Brian. The plugs look
Speaker 1: good though you know, I didn't even know he had plugs.
Speaker 1: Exactly out exactly got him boom, get him go to Miami.
Speaker 1: Because you think this hair is just natural that I
Speaker 1: wake up looking like this, but it actually takes a
Speaker 1: lot of work, right, M surprised, I know, I can tell.
Speaker 1: In general, I feel like things have to become more normal.
Speaker 1: And the assholes like this talk and you just go,
Speaker 1: you're a rich kid who just has just made more
Speaker 1: money off of your rich kid money. Like you're not.
Speaker 1: You don't impress me. There's nothing impressive about you, because
Speaker 1: you look at so many of these billionaires and I
Speaker 1: feel like there's like always this thing missing people like
Speaker 1: they debate all these other things, but it's like, let's
Speaker 1: get back to the basics here. This guy isn't some
Speaker 1: fucking wizard with a calculator who figured out how the
Speaker 1: fund he's doing. He already started off with a massive advantage. Uh,
Speaker 1: and please remember that before we start deifying these people.
Speaker 1: He's not a wizard, he's armed. Man. I'm sorry, what
Speaker 1: was that? Uh? No wizard, iron Man's what? Okay? Well,
Speaker 1: you know what, you're fired man, he's myron Man. Uh,
Speaker 1: he's my man. But like the personality that he is
Speaker 1: putting out there that people are getting behind is like
Speaker 1: the villain from an eighties high school movie, like keep
Speaker 1: forgetting that you're still alive, loser. The fun is that
Speaker 1: brow knit some mittens Dweeb want me to sell more stock? Bernie,
Speaker 1: just say the word. I'm so fucking rich. Also, I'm like,
Speaker 1: but you know what you have? Shook boy energy elon always.
Speaker 1: That's the thing about you you don't get is you're
Speaker 1: always look as shook to the third power. Um And finally, uh,
Speaker 1: Jake Jillen Hall, I've just seen enough people tweet about
Speaker 1: this that I felt like I needed to. This is
Speaker 1: what I would want from air show. Uh, if if
Speaker 1: I were a listener is to be like, like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to look into it. Why the fund is
Speaker 1: everybody tweeting about? Jake? Jillen Hall and Taylor Swift, and
Speaker 1: it's not really like, based on my very limited research,
Speaker 1: a song that was like a B side that didn't
Speaker 1: make the Red album that she rerecorded and rereleased, people
Speaker 1: think it's about him. Um. They were like, oh, ship Jake,
Speaker 1: Jillen Hall just got owned. He's a fucking loser. So
Speaker 1: that was at the end of last week. Monday morning,
Speaker 1: she dropped a music video and people are like, Miles Teller,
Speaker 1: that's clearly supposed to be Jillen Hall. Um, it's wild. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, I far be it for me to like,
Speaker 1: you know, insult anybody who is a fan of Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: It does seem like, where this anybody else re releasing
Speaker 1: an album that you already released, uh, with slightly different
Speaker 1: versions of the music. And then the message of the
Speaker 1: video seems to be like you're right, you don't love
Speaker 1: your wife, you love me, uh, And like it's this
Speaker 1: like weird thing where during the wedding he's fantasizing about her, um,
Speaker 1: which I guess is like also what Altas Morrisset implied, um,
Speaker 1: in which I guess that's at to know that's a okay. Look,
Speaker 1: it's just i's you coming back around now? And Taylor Yeah,
Speaker 1: alright fine anyways, but people like just I I don't
Speaker 1: just people were like I can't believe, Like Jake Jillenhall
Speaker 1: seemed under disturbed. He was seeing like out at a
Speaker 1: restaurant on like mon or Friday night, Like I thought
Speaker 1: he was just gonna be like hiding away because people
Speaker 1: thought this song was about him. I mean, look they wait,
Speaker 1: you you you understand why she's re recording the albums
Speaker 1: all right, right to own the things, Okay, I was
Speaker 1: because the first year, like I don't under recording new
Speaker 1: albums that barely sound different, And I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: what's he where's his belief here? Like I'm just on
Speaker 1: team Scooter, got it, got it? Got it? Yeah, good side,
Speaker 1: good side? Um yeah, I don't. I mean, this is
Speaker 1: this is like another thing. It's like Avengers and the
Speaker 1: m c U where it's like this universe is too
Speaker 1: big and I can't even begin to wrap my head
Speaker 1: around the entire catalog and the methos around Taylor Swift,
Speaker 1: like aside from just watching like part portions of documentaries
Speaker 1: that I go, yep, that's happening. Uh huh. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know, I don't know what it is,
Speaker 1: but I bet I can add to change in your
Speaker 1: purse very fast. Anyways. Uh yeah, sorry, sorry Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: fans for doubting you for a moment on the show. Yes,
Speaker 1: for god, Like, why hasn't she what's her deal? Like?
Speaker 1: What do you think she's scared? They're gonna be nice?
Speaker 1: She's just unbelievable, unfathomably famous, and we literally have no
Speaker 1: way to access any form of communication that would even
Speaker 1: remotely get her. That sounds like an excuse. Alright, yes,
Speaker 1: sounds debate us. Come on here and debate me about what?
Speaker 1: Um uh fuck? Uh? She asked me what? She asked
Speaker 1: me what? Dude? To follow up my worst enemy, Sarah care.
Speaker 1: She just texting me. She just treated back about what
Speaker 1: what do I say? Oh my god, she's like jack
Speaker 1: fan account you're interacting with damn anyway, anyways, fuck Jake Jillenhall. Uh,
Speaker 1: I guess that asshole the whole time. And yes, that
Speaker 1: is what. Yeah. It's directed by Blake Lively, co starring
Speaker 1: Miles Teller. So you know they were all immunized. Let's
Speaker 1: just say they were all immunized. Thanks, thanks again for
Speaker 1: stopping by this podcast, the number one update source for
Speaker 1: all things Taylor. Thank you, and we're out. That's gonna
Speaker 1: do it for us this Monday afternoon. We're back tomorrow
Speaker 1: with the whole last episode of the show. Until then,
Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourself, get
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Speaker 1: and we will talk to you all tomorrow By