Speaker 1: Hello the Internet. I am welcome to Season to ten,
Speaker 1: Episode four of Dirt Dallies. Like a production of I
Speaker 1: Heart Radio, this is a podcast where we take a
Speaker 1: deep dive into American share consciousness. Is Thursday in the
Speaker 1: Fiber eleventh one, which is, of course eleven eleven, the
Speaker 1: eleven of the twenties National Sunday Day. Yes, on the
Speaker 1: eleventh day of the eleventh month of the eleventh hower,
Speaker 1: we declared it National Sunday Day or Veterans Day. Oh right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: shout out to all of the veterans out there, all
Speaker 1: of them, every single last one of them, at least
Speaker 1: the ones I know. I can vouch for them for
Speaker 1: most of them. But yeah, why not, especially if you
Speaker 1: were terribly conscripted into war that you did not want
Speaker 1: to fight in. Yeah, double shouts to you. Well, my
Speaker 1: name is Jack O'Brien, a k sharks fighting me. You
Speaker 1: know how I feel, Miss Kentoner thrown hands, you know
Speaker 1: how I feel, squid game salesman slapping me, you know
Speaker 1: how I feel. It's a hot take. It's a borap
Speaker 1: voice saying my wife for me, and I'm feeling still
Speaker 1: pretty uncomfortable on my own skin. Dan, and this courtesy
Speaker 1: Ryan Stark, who I appreciate gave it to me as
Speaker 1: the Michael Boublet version of it because you knew I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I wasn't capable of anything beyond that. I am thrilled
Speaker 1: to be joined as always by my co host Mr
Speaker 1: Miles ground Why I just cried on the stand tonight
Speaker 1: to cover up something I did. All cry and it'll
Speaker 1: be all right. Doo doo doo. That's just from me
Speaker 1: watching the Kyle Rittenhouse trial and just already having my
Speaker 1: skin crawl where I was like, Hey, I think is
Speaker 1: this gonna work? I'm like, is this sometimes this ship works?
Speaker 1: I judge like like stepping in is like also part
Speaker 1: of the defense. It's a whole fucking mess. But anyway,
Speaker 1: that's from me, and thank you me. You're welcome, Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you you. As Katie Stole put it, though, leave
Speaker 1: him alone for his performance. He's not an actor, He's
Speaker 1: just a murderer. Well, we are thrilled to be joined
Speaker 1: in our third seat by a hilarious and talented comedian
Speaker 1: and podcast host. You've seen him on fallon seth Myers
Speaker 1: and Comedy Central, and can hear him on the truly
Speaker 1: hilarious podcast Get Rich Knicks. Please welcome the brilliant, the
Speaker 1: talented Nick Turners, Jack and Miles. You truly are the
Speaker 1: best of us. But I'm a little dissappointed that it's
Speaker 1: not Jamie loft Us pretty very sorry. It's okay, it's
Speaker 1: not great. I don't deserve praise for it. Harder to
Speaker 1: rhyme than you'd imagine us. Yeah, loft Us, best of
Speaker 1: us know. It was bad, and honestly, I'm gonna go, okay,
Speaker 1: well it was great seeing my guys. I love your work.
Speaker 1: I love you too. Man. Yeah he changed since he
Speaker 1: had that kid. Oh, guys, can I can? I? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm back? All right? Can I give you a suggestion? Yeah? Yeah, okay, good.
Speaker 1: I know people who do a show every day, they're
Speaker 1: just like, what's another thing I could do? Here's here's it.
Speaker 1: You gotta add Jack FM like stuff and okay, play
Speaker 1: on the t DZ name, you know, like, uh after
Speaker 1: these messages, you know, like we're gonna come back to
Speaker 1: the dog zoo is pretty good? Yeah, the dogs, I
Speaker 1: imagine a dog zoo. That's fine? What come back to
Speaker 1: tz damn cool? I didn't even realize that. I just
Speaker 1: thought it was a good concept for a zoo. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it is. I mean yeah, that's the problem with a
Speaker 1: lot of my ideas is that there's too many good
Speaker 1: ideas in them. Right, so people are distracted by trying
Speaker 1: to throw money at you and don't bother to uh
Speaker 1: get yeah yeah, yeah, okay, So this Thanksgiving your Thanksgiving show,
Speaker 1: you know, comes back from break. We are back to
Speaker 1: the r ducan zone. It just comes in like that,
Speaker 1: and I'll write them, we'll work something out, financially, work something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: put you on a retainer. Yeah. Also a good idea
Speaker 1: of fans right in, you know, tweet at us what
Speaker 1: your ttz of choice and you read they love that
Speaker 1: ship like trippy Dad. People love that ship. People love
Speaker 1: that ship. They eat up man. Well, I know how
Speaker 1: much as new with you since we last spoke, so
Speaker 1: we can just breeze past that. Wait wait, Jack, but
Speaker 1: that's not true. Wait what hap what happened? I had
Speaker 1: a child? What? Yeah, I'm a dad. I was Zie Turner.
Speaker 1: I was the Nick Turner Jr. But now I'm a
Speaker 1: Nick Turner Senior. I don't I don't know if that's
Speaker 1: how it works. It does work, like al right, well
Speaker 1: I'm a senior baby. Welcome to man. Thanks. Like you
Speaker 1: just said, your child now is in the phase where
Speaker 1: it's gone from being like please, I'm I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: do much facially here because I've just been born to
Speaker 1: now entering the phase of smiles and giggles. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I wish that it was not much facially before it smiles.
Speaker 1: But the baby can react negatively from the first second.
Speaker 1: It's always upset. You can see it on his face,
Speaker 1: you can hear it when he's crying constantly. It's just
Speaker 1: having a bad time, and you do so much and
Speaker 1: it's like, guess what, not enough to make me happy? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I feel like the first two months to three months
Speaker 1: are like a you know, perpetual period of like when
Speaker 1: you first get out of a warm bath or out
Speaker 1: of the showering you're just like, fuck, this is that.
Speaker 1: The last thing was very, very comfortable. This is less comfortable,
Speaker 1: and you know, I know I'm going to acclimate to
Speaker 1: this cold weather, but it's gonna take a few months. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it sucked, and being a bad dad is bad,
Speaker 1: I thought then, But then those smiles started coming, and boy,
Speaker 1: how do you get you some of that? What kind
Speaker 1: of what kind of gig, Like, what's the stuff that
Speaker 1: your baby likes in terms of that inspires a giggle?
Speaker 1: What's what's the what's the height of comedy to your
Speaker 1: child at the moment. Tickling the belly maybe I think
Speaker 1: it's like eye contact. Um, the bomb aaro, but the
Speaker 1: mamaroo if you don't know, it's a little a little
Speaker 1: baby chair that just moves in like a you ok, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: There's the other one that's like the baby rocker that's
Speaker 1: like kind of a L shaped thing that just like
Speaker 1: goes back and forth that you can really like get going.
Speaker 1: Do you know that one like non mechanical? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would get a little aggressive with that. It's baby
Speaker 1: born brand. I don't, right, But like when you're do
Speaker 1: you ever find, like, you know, you're a comedian. Do
Speaker 1: you think you'll ever come at a point where you
Speaker 1: see your baby laugh at something and you're failing to
Speaker 1: get your own child to laugh, and it's like what
Speaker 1: kind of works with you? Oh? Yeah, well it's like
Speaker 1: I've uh that Chappelle's show sketch where his son is
Speaker 1: like Nick Cannona's hilarious, right of course, man, I mean
Speaker 1: it's insane. I mean, I've you know, my dad, he's
Speaker 1: a great guy. He loves me, but he's not my audience,
Speaker 1: right right. Yeah, If my whole life was like trying
Speaker 1: to make my dad laugh, you know, I would be
Speaker 1: even less successful, if you can believe that, or you'd
Speaker 1: be Jeff Dunham, who knows, Oh my god, the dream right.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm like in a bit of a conflict right
Speaker 1: now because on the one hand, my son is having
Speaker 1: his first like theater experience and it's like really going well.
Speaker 1: He loves it. He's in kindergarten, he's he thinks he's
Speaker 1: best friends with the star who's in seventh grade. They
Speaker 1: have a really cute relationships, like what's up, and you know,
Speaker 1: he calls her his best friend at school. It's really great.
Speaker 1: He sings the songs, loves them, we play them around
Speaker 1: the house. The downside is that it is cats. Cats sucks.
Speaker 1: It is it's fun but he so yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I had never really gotten into cats, never listened to cats.
Speaker 1: And it's true what the haters say in a lot
Speaker 1: of cases, not my favorite. Yeah, and I'm worrying that
Speaker 1: this is going to imprint on him as like what
Speaker 1: musical theater should be. But okay, so we give him
Speaker 1: another chance. After two months, three months, it starts getting good.
Speaker 1: And then at five years he gets into cats Yeah
Speaker 1: and the bad again. Yeah. Yeah you have to. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're in a perpetual war with a webber. Yeah, as
Speaker 1: we all are as artists. Yeah, yeah, he is into
Speaker 1: Rogan Miles. I kind of told you that in confidence,
Speaker 1: but I was like whatever. I mean, well, because I
Speaker 1: tried to get him into t d Z and he
Speaker 1: was like, I see what you're going for. But and
Speaker 1: then he heard Rogan and was like, Dad, have you
Speaker 1: heard Rogan dead? I mean, like, this guy gets it. Man.
Speaker 1: He's like, you're just arguing with Joe Rogan and like
Speaker 1: you're not even respecting his perspective out all of that. Actually,
Speaker 1: you're kind of more small minded. I'm working with the Jr.
Speaker 1: You know, slippery slope, slippery slope that we all have
Speaker 1: to be careful of. Hey, welcome back to just reheat
Speaker 1: eggs with you. You see, if you don't take it,
Speaker 1: I can take the idea to a difference. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're around God, can you imagine like what a sad
Speaker 1: show like? All right, so what do you how do
Speaker 1: you like to reheat your eggs? Oh? I love reheated eggs.
Speaker 1: I think everyone does. You know I can't afford new eggs. No,
Speaker 1: what I do is I badge cooked my sunny side
Speaker 1: up eggs, and I individually wrap them and then I
Speaker 1: put him in the microwave for about a minute and
Speaker 1: a half. Perfect. I reheat them longer than you would
Speaker 1: cooking egg in the first place. All right, Nick, it
Speaker 1: is wonderful to have you back. We're going to get
Speaker 1: to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
Speaker 1: a couple of the things we're talking about today on
Speaker 1: the show. The Democrats are trying to figure out how
Speaker 1: to not get fully waived in the mid terms. So
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about that. See what what what ideas
Speaker 1: they've come up with? What the polsters have been telling them? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what what does the handful of people who are just
Speaker 1: in the business of perpetuating their industry have to say
Speaker 1: to them about what they should do? What's with their strategy?
Speaker 1: We're gonna do a quick sedition vibe check, Like, what's
Speaker 1: that jan six committee up to? We might have a
Speaker 1: tying of harding two point oh on our hands in
Speaker 1: the world of what I believe is known in Europe
Speaker 1: as soccer. Soccer. Soccer already piste off the football fans
Speaker 1: by calling the NBA the beautiful game, and I will
Speaker 1: continue to do that. We're gonna talk about RBS because
Speaker 1: they're trying to kill you with this latest product that
Speaker 1: they dropped on our ass, fry flavored vodka. M I
Speaker 1: guess not really trying to kill you, because I don't
Speaker 1: think anyone's falling for that, but could be wrong. They
Speaker 1: got both crinkle cut and curly fries, so well, we'll
Speaker 1: talk about those. Nick will be taste testing those for us. Uh,
Speaker 1: there's gonna be a ring on it. Before we get
Speaker 1: to any of that ship though, Nick, we do like
Speaker 1: to ask our guess, what's something from your search history? Okay,
Speaker 1: I was just looking at it. I don't need to say.
Speaker 1: I'm not waste your time looking at my phone. Now
Speaker 1: I know it was coming. It's uh, it was Thomas
Speaker 1: Jane Thomas. That's right. Last night I was watching watching
Speaker 1: Boogie Nights. Okay, he comes in in the eighties. He's
Speaker 1: in the scene with Alfred Molina where the firecrackers and
Speaker 1: it all goes wrong. The scene that was pretty much
Speaker 1: uncut gems packed into one scene. That's true. It's really
Speaker 1: as the exact same like energy and oh man, it's
Speaker 1: fucking awful. It lasts so long. Like yeah, so Thomas Jane,
Speaker 1: you know, and I hate to drop names. You guys
Speaker 1: know this. That's not the kind of guy. Absolutely comedian,
Speaker 1: I know, but I have done a couple of podcasts
Speaker 1: with Jamie Loftus. Uh. Lyra, by the way, is maybe
Speaker 1: the single biggest Jamie lost this fan that exists. My wife, Yes, Lyra,
Speaker 1: I'm sure the audience knows my wife. Why do I
Speaker 1: need to say this? Yes, the mother of my son. Anyway.
Speaker 1: When I first got to Los Angeles, not to live,
Speaker 1: but like as a comedian, you know, like one of
Speaker 1: the first trips I've ever made, I went to a
Speaker 1: pool party in the Hollywood Hills at Thomas Jane's house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and uh, he was not there. Wait so like you
Speaker 1: just jumped in hopped the fence in his backyard. No,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how. I don't even don't
Speaker 1: even remember who I went with, but I remember that
Speaker 1: his all of his siblings were there. They were like
Speaker 1: three of his siblings. And I think that that some
Speaker 1: of them were adopted, you know. Anyway, they didn't even
Speaker 1: look like Thomas Jane. But but anyway, anyway, it's just
Speaker 1: a funny memory that, like, that's my big Hollywood pool party,
Speaker 1: and uh, my memory of that that stands out the
Speaker 1: most is I traded. I tasted some cheeseburger chips. If
Speaker 1: you're wondering what effect I does at a pool party
Speaker 1: in the Hollywood Hills, are they where they lays cheeseburger favor?
Speaker 1: They could have been. I remember it tasted like someone
Speaker 1: just added pickle. Yeah, that's pretty much it. Thomas Jane
Speaker 1: is somebody who I have googled personally as like I've
Speaker 1: seen him be like fucking incredible and enough things that
Speaker 1: I'm always like, wait, why isn't he in everything? I
Speaker 1: guess he's been in a lot, he's had a good career,
Speaker 1: but it just feels like, I don't know. I would
Speaker 1: say he's most famous for The Punisher, right, right. He
Speaker 1: was also in hung two season HBO show. Yeah right,
Speaker 1: And also and if you remember Arrested Development, when he
Speaker 1: was the actor who was like playing like a like
Speaker 1: an unhoused guy and then he's what's a Porsche? What's
Speaker 1: her what's her name? In the show fun Man, I'm
Speaker 1: forgetting all the Bluths, Like Porsche Rossi is the one
Speaker 1: who's like falling in love with him, and she like can't,
Speaker 1: like she thinks he's like actually like a homeless guy.
Speaker 1: And then there's just like this one line where like
Speaker 1: he goes to help on the model home and they're
Speaker 1: like sort of like I know everyone's here for like
Speaker 1: you know, their own reasons, and Thomas Jane just says
Speaker 1: this line is like I s wall my kids back
Speaker 1: best Lindsay, Lindsay Bluth, Lindsey Bluth, the of course work
Speaker 1: of unburdening that off of the listeners screaming, yeah, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I've forgotten the arrested development Cannon. Yeah, and I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not criticizing them because I have that same thing.
Speaker 1: And on podcasts, if somebody like puts something out there
Speaker 1: and can't come up with it right right right, it's
Speaker 1: a it's a weight on me that is slowly killing me.
Speaker 1: I gotta stop listening to podcast Nick, what is something
Speaker 1: that you think is overrated? My baby's gender? Okay, it's
Speaker 1: everyone's first question. M when you're pregnant, when you have
Speaker 1: a baby boy or a girl. But that is relevant
Speaker 1: information to no one. That's a really good point. But
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter at all. It doesn't matter at all
Speaker 1: to anyone, not even to me. There's nothing going on.
Speaker 1: I mean, it matters to me because I gotta I learned.
Speaker 1: I had to pull back his foreskin right to wipe
Speaker 1: his penis. But that's it, you know. I bet you
Speaker 1: don't have to do that. It doesn't have a penis.
Speaker 1: But in other ways, yeah, it's crazy. I mean because
Speaker 1: it is the just the most often asked question, and
Speaker 1: like for strangers, you know, if they just see a
Speaker 1: pregnant woman, like oh congrats, Like what what's is it?
Speaker 1: A boy or a girl? You're like, you're a lady
Speaker 1: at the bank. What do you give a fuck? Right?
Speaker 1: But I like the big Yeah, she just like pulls
Speaker 1: out a notebook and she's like, one boy, all right,
Speaker 1: you want to know noted on your account. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: really really weird and just as humans, we just have
Speaker 1: these just automatic responses that for no reason, and then
Speaker 1: there's just a waste of time. Yeah, yeah, because it
Speaker 1: does seem like the if you have really nothing to say,
Speaker 1: it's just sort of like it follows this pattern of
Speaker 1: conversation when talking to like something like oh, pregnant, which
Speaker 1: the next thing would be probably be what is that
Speaker 1: a girl? Yeah? You know, like I feel like it
Speaker 1: gives them something too, because I don't know too many
Speaker 1: people who are like when if when you give them
Speaker 1: an answer, they're like, oh, never mind, you a boy? Fuck? Okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: and oh that's gonna be right. It just something like yeah,
Speaker 1: raise their shoulders behind their heads. Yeah yeah, they're both
Speaker 1: pretty good. Yeah. So we found out with our first
Speaker 1: did not find out until day of on day zero
Speaker 1: on the second, and it really brings out a lot
Speaker 1: of folk science and people. People will will do love
Speaker 1: to be like, oh, you're definitely having a girl. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: why why definitely? Why do they think? And they want
Speaker 1: to off really quick, Dad, let me look at that.
Speaker 1: You're you're sweating pinky toes as long as that fourth toe,
Speaker 1: So it's a boy. They were mostly wrong, almost mostly
Speaker 1: almost all of them wrong, Like you're carrying that like
Speaker 1: a girl, it's definitely a girl. H This is based
Speaker 1: off of It's funny too. One of my friends who
Speaker 1: was a nurse, like when she was pregnant, she's just
Speaker 1: around a bunch of like other nurses, and like it
Speaker 1: was funny how she said so many of them. She's like,
Speaker 1: I don't really we're not we don't really care, we're
Speaker 1: not looking blah blah blah. They were like, oh, everyone
Speaker 1: introduced all their theories, like so if like our nurses
Speaker 1: from the Philippines, there was like a version of like
Speaker 1: what Filipinos believe is like the full sort of assessment
Speaker 1: of what a child, what kind of child it will be,
Speaker 1: and then like a Russian nurse would say something different,
Speaker 1: and it's interesting. She's just constantly bombarded by like all
Speaker 1: these different contradicted ideas. Yeah, almost like it's not scientific.
Speaker 1: The one theory that I've enjoyed is that pilots claimed
Speaker 1: that pilots only have girls, that there's something about being
Speaker 1: that high in the air, that close to the sun
Speaker 1: that makes it so you only have girls. And I like,
Speaker 1: there's a a band that I'm friendly with that back
Speaker 1: when they were like very small and didn't fly anywhere,
Speaker 1: they all head boys, and then once they started flying places,
Speaker 1: they all started having girls and they're like pilot was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: well you're definitely gonna only have girls now, guys because
Speaker 1: this is like this, this band had a lot of kids.
Speaker 1: This Hansen, it is Hansen does the Walkman, and they
Speaker 1: have did have a lot of kids in fact. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it must be like a holdover from the
Speaker 1: day when it was like, oh good, so you're gonna
Speaker 1: be able to put them out in the field pretty soon,
Speaker 1: or you know, like there is like a part of
Speaker 1: the mind that just immediately goes to that. But I
Speaker 1: just wonder if it's just like from from an earlier era,
Speaker 1: because it doesn't matter until a long time on. It
Speaker 1: doesn't even change how you approach the child at all.
Speaker 1: What is something you think is underrated? That is a
Speaker 1: great question and a little out of left field. Did
Speaker 1: not see that one comes. But I guess if I
Speaker 1: had to say something, I would say baby names. Okay,
Speaker 1: baby names, This isn't This is no easy. Feat took
Speaker 1: us three days m h in the hospital before before
Speaker 1: we decided, yeah, he was nameless for three days. Now.
Speaker 1: My approach coming with the name Nick is that I
Speaker 1: don't want to name that. Three fifths of my best
Speaker 1: friends have also sure. I mean, it is bonkers. Shout
Speaker 1: out to Nick Ratterrot and Nick Rutherford, who are those
Speaker 1: guys in my inner circle, and it is insane that
Speaker 1: there's so many of us, and I don't want that
Speaker 1: for my kid. Yeah. Yeah. We also thought that Tennessee
Speaker 1: was pretty cool and it would be nice and a
Speaker 1: literate if Tennessee Turner. You know, but that's that hits
Speaker 1: too hard, that's too good of a name. Yeah, stick
Speaker 1: that in the middle and they get it's an option
Speaker 1: for ye if he if he wins a Grammy, then
Speaker 1: he can he can start using it. If he's a
Speaker 1: college football star. I feel like that would yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: don't gender my baby. He could be a show horse.
Speaker 1: It sounds like, oh yeah, that name all sounds like
Speaker 1: a turn of the century, like baseball pitcher Tennessee Tennessee Turner.
Speaker 1: Oh I mean, or a baseball pitch, like a throwing
Speaker 1: the Tennessee Turner, Yeah yeah pitch yeah. Or a pool
Speaker 1: shark yeah yeah, yeah, absolutely, a pull shark. It's no,
Speaker 1: it's no joke. That name like that. When you don't
Speaker 1: have a name and the baby's out is uh, it's
Speaker 1: a real real process check. Yeah. People really get upset.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, you thought people cared about what
Speaker 1: the gender was, but once they confirm what the gender is.
Speaker 1: Then they come hard with what is that goddamn baby's name?
Speaker 1: Tell me now it matters how much does it? Wait?
Speaker 1: What's its name? I need this, yes, yesterday. You don't
Speaker 1: have a fucking name. I'm calling CPS. Everybody at the hospital.
Speaker 1: It's the first thing they ask, because they like write
Speaker 1: the baby's name down on stuff. And so you go
Speaker 1: in and they're like, what's the name? Every person? We
Speaker 1: don't know and they go, oh, you're waiting to find
Speaker 1: out what it looks like you're gonna you're waiting to
Speaker 1: see the baby. Yeah, like, absolutely not. I'm not wanting
Speaker 1: to come up with a name. Who would do that?
Speaker 1: You don't look at a baby and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a jack. Just the baby doesn't look like a jack.
Speaker 1: A baby looks like another baby. Baby looks like baby.
Speaker 1: If you had to give it a name, if you waited, yeah,
Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh, tiny grandpa. Most of the kids
Speaker 1: would just be bag of mayonnaise. Yeah, yeah, you got nothing.
Speaker 1: But we went with otis yeah, which is a great
Speaker 1: because we looked up what it meant and what and
Speaker 1: made sure it wasn't any lists. Mhm, right, that's what
Speaker 1: we Yeah, we had Liam locked and loaded for our
Speaker 1: first for the first like five years of our marriage,
Speaker 1: and then once we started thinking about having kids, we
Speaker 1: looked at a name list and it had been like
Speaker 1: the number one name and still remains the number one name. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's still the number one name. The Liam Neeson affection
Speaker 1: is strong. I guess, I don't know, yeah Gallagher, Yeah, probably. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I want a baby who can find me if I
Speaker 1: get taken. You're about to be taken, daddy. Someone who
Speaker 1: knows that a Champagne supernova is yes, thank you um.
Speaker 1: And then, of course, as soon as I posted the name,
Speaker 1: a friend of mine texting me to say that her
Speaker 1: she had named for baby otists like moments before or no,
Speaker 1: no years a couple of years ago, but you just weren't.
Speaker 1: I just forgot her. Do you know whatever? Baby? You know,
Speaker 1: it goes out in my head. I don't care until
Speaker 1: it's relatant to me. Yeah, exactly. Well you nailed it,
Speaker 1: so congratulations. Did you have a committee like I had
Speaker 1: my It was my wife, my sister and I were
Speaker 1: the only people who I was really letting in on
Speaker 1: the naming process on the second one who we didn't
Speaker 1: have a name for for the first couple of days.
Speaker 1: But like that's what that's how you know you trust
Speaker 1: somebody is when it's like, all right, I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna let you in the writer's room on this baby's name.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even tell anyone like what we were thinking about, Yeah,
Speaker 1: just because I don't want anyone's negative opinion. I don't
Speaker 1: want to see your face because it doesn't matter, you know.
Speaker 1: And there's there's no good names. None of them makes sense.
Speaker 1: And so yeah, we had no committee. We just at
Speaker 1: that final day we were like, the hospital is like,
Speaker 1: you have to name him by this day or else,
Speaker 1: or it's gonna be way more paperwork. Yeah, it can't
Speaker 1: and it can't be untitled. How does it feel? Angelo? Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: give me another form then brown Sugar. All right, let's
Speaker 1: take a quick break and we'll be right back to
Speaker 1: talk about some news. And we're back. Welcome back to
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Speaker 1: had a Tide Eye Zebra print T shirt, I think
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Speaker 1: Listeners with photos Shop, you hear that MFC ericson, No,
Speaker 1: we're putting too much on MFC Erickson's play. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: feel like, don't don't do it, man, don't don't anyone
Speaker 1: got any count Yeah, I'm not saying like a tide
Speaker 1: eyed print with zebras running around on it. I mean
Speaker 1: a print that is zebra print, but with tight eye.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's being done. Oh you're saying it's like
Speaker 1: a black and white zebra print bass shirt and then
Speaker 1: you tied out of that out of the white. What
Speaker 1: would mean? Is it because you because you like turn
Speaker 1: it get them trippy pattern? Yeah? Yeah, anyways, people should listen.
Speaker 1: I'm glad that I spent a minute expressing my thoughts
Speaker 1: on fashion because it's something that I'm really good at
Speaker 1: and I'm sure is one of the main reasons the
Speaker 1: listeners to an in. I didn't say it at the beginning,
Speaker 1: but it's a wonderful white shirt. Thank you. Wait, wait, teacher,
Speaker 1: is uh is that like Balmont? It looks like very
Speaker 1: vintage distressed design. It is. Yeah, I don't even know
Speaker 1: what that means. It's fruit of the loo uh. By
Speaker 1: the way, just speaking of what I look like right now,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm still growing out my beard and mustache. I
Speaker 1: haven't made the full commitment to the mustache because I had,
Speaker 1: As I mentioned, my wife I think is going to
Speaker 1: leave me when I do the mustache. So it's it's
Speaker 1: very uncomfortable though I don't like yeah, yeah, no, I'm
Speaker 1: hanging on by threats, literally hanging on by some beard
Speaker 1: airs full as miles. Yeah, look like sucking Burt Reynolds
Speaker 1: over here, turd Reynolds over here. All right, Let's talk
Speaker 1: about the Democrats. They how they feeling these days? Look,
Speaker 1: they have a good they had a bad bit of
Speaker 1: a bad couple elections. Some races didn't go the way
Speaker 1: they thought they were or especially in Virginia, and like
Speaker 1: then it kicked off the whole thing of like is
Speaker 1: it are we two woke? Our things are? Did the
Speaker 1: woke artists completely swindle the party and go too far left?
Speaker 1: Or something like that? So it's been a bit of
Speaker 1: a gut check, especially as most onlookers are like fas
Speaker 1: see this is how this is typically the disaster. This
Speaker 1: is the recipe for you promise it, you don't deliver,
Speaker 1: then you wonder what the hell happened, and then you
Speaker 1: continue to not deliver, only for a rebalancing of power
Speaker 1: to happen in Congress. And I think from the outside
Speaker 1: it's pretty clear what went wrong, which was just sort
Speaker 1: of like, hey, why don't you deliver on the fucking
Speaker 1: legislation that makes life easier for of the people. But
Speaker 1: I think it's like they have this it's sort of
Speaker 1: like they forget that there are more like their donors
Speaker 1: maybe make up a couple of thousand people that can
Speaker 1: cast votes, where you know, the people they actually need
Speaker 1: to impress are in the fucking millions, So maybe just
Speaker 1: maybe emphasize that part. So posters have been doing a
Speaker 1: lot of you know, a b testing to figure out
Speaker 1: like what kind of messaging is gonna work, how is
Speaker 1: how are the Democrats going to make up to get
Speaker 1: some like independence and the base sort of energized to
Speaker 1: come out and vote, And again the results are very clear.
Speaker 1: They come to this conclusion that you know, essentially what
Speaker 1: it boils down to, people want to hear about increased
Speaker 1: pay and addressing the imbalance of power in terms of
Speaker 1: employment and governance. There's just a feeling that people aren't heard,
Speaker 1: cannot do anything, their wages are just sort of stagnant,
Speaker 1: and no one's addressing that. So that's just sort of like, hey,
Speaker 1: that's that's easy. We can kind of get behind that.
Speaker 1: But it's just kind of sad to see that like
Speaker 1: so much money is being spent on consultants, you know.
Speaker 1: But the funk and like these are people who act
Speaker 1: like millennials and gen Z voters like don't exist at
Speaker 1: all and are like confused when like these kinds of
Speaker 1: sentiments come out. But the whole thing with this now
Speaker 1: is this polling document like reads like aliens from another
Speaker 1: planet or just finding out about like class struggle and
Speaker 1: that people are aware of the disparity in the economy.
Speaker 1: And it's funny how like with all this sims like
Speaker 1: we got to talk about this, you know, black voters
Speaker 1: like talk about just finding better outcomes in the legal
Speaker 1: system as well as funding for like historical black colleges
Speaker 1: and universities things like that. And then there's like this
Speaker 1: one line that says quote and most importantly, this framework
Speaker 1: produces some of its biggest shifts with gen Z and millennials,
Speaker 1: particularly the whites. From this like document, you're like, you
Speaker 1: guys just don't know who you guys just don't talk
Speaker 1: to normal people at all. This is so clear that
Speaker 1: you don't know people who are like get a paycheck
Speaker 1: that they count on every week, that you're just in
Speaker 1: an echelon or you're in a reality of people who
Speaker 1: don't have to think about their bills at all. And
Speaker 1: it shows by never considering this when you're ideating around
Speaker 1: legislation and it's only to do it that they like
Speaker 1: don't worry about their bills. Like they're all multi millionaires.
Speaker 1: You can't be in Congress, which is like hilarious, how
Speaker 1: much money we know every congressman makes, right, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's it's like sub two hundred and one of them
Speaker 1: that have been there more than one term, our millionaires, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we need to shut it down all of them. Defund Congress.
Speaker 1: I'll go one further. Yeah right, they're like, y'all don't
Speaker 1: need a fucking paycheck. That I feel like would be
Speaker 1: very popular with the people, but you know, yeah, you
Speaker 1: don't need a paycheck. Why are we doing this? Ship you?
Speaker 1: Everyone as soon as they get to office must pick
Speaker 1: a charity that their money goes to or something or
Speaker 1: if it's like if you're not a millionaire, then you
Speaker 1: can get you know, because there are new members of
Speaker 1: Congress who are like activists, like you have Corey Bush
Speaker 1: and people like that who're like, oh yeah, give them
Speaker 1: a better paycheck. But like if you're out here like now,
Speaker 1: even them, No, everyone's gonna get corrupt, corrupted. You know,
Speaker 1: everyone's good until they're not well. I don't think the
Speaker 1: corruption comes from the paycheck. It's not. It's such an
Speaker 1: insignificant amount of Okay, how about this. They only get
Speaker 1: their paycheck, not to make my outside money, like like
Speaker 1: an athlete, like an n C double a athlete. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's a good idea. Like take take the n C
Speaker 1: double as all the energy they were putting towards making
Speaker 1: sure that like nobody got paid over time for the
Speaker 1: summer job that like they got what while playing for
Speaker 1: the University of Louisville, like change. Take all that energy,
Speaker 1: which was a considerable amount of energy they were like
Speaker 1: the fucking FBI on that ship. Like take all that
Speaker 1: and put that towards just making sure that Congress people
Speaker 1: don't be interesting. It would be interesting to hear congress
Speaker 1: members of Congress defend them getting a salary, you know,
Speaker 1: like being like, well if not, I mean I have
Speaker 1: bills I have to pay, and you're like, really, then
Speaker 1: fuck off? Or worth I think over a hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1: I don't think you need a page check, but I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't take a take a paycheck on that like
Speaker 1: that that doesn't go to me. That's just holdings. So
Speaker 1: that's that's the big argument about you can't tax that
Speaker 1: doesn't technically count. Really just means that I can take
Speaker 1: out a zero interest loan on a fucking mansion because
Speaker 1: I have that much holdings. Yeah, and also I got
Speaker 1: a good deal from the Getties for official How was that? Like,
Speaker 1: why would anyone want that? A why would she do that?
Speaker 1: Why would she do that for the optics? I thought
Speaker 1: you were gonna say, how was that something I wasn't
Speaker 1: invited to? Because that was my first thought. I was
Speaker 1: pissed not uninvited to weddings before Gavin Newsome skipped out
Speaker 1: on the COP twenty six conference to go to that.
Speaker 1: So that's how cool that thing was. Yeah, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: like look, we all we all stand an oil baroness,
Speaker 1: you know, queens, you know what I mean? Like anyway.
Speaker 1: So all this to say is they still have their
Speaker 1: heads in the completely wrong compartment of their body, not
Speaker 1: on the outside, just to see what is happening generally
Speaker 1: in the country. Because another huge thing that's happening that
Speaker 1: they're not really paying attention to. It doesn't sound like
Speaker 1: they're saying out loud they're paying attention to is the
Speaker 1: fact that you know, think like prices are going up
Speaker 1: on certain things. We talked about how the inflation there
Speaker 1: was like an inflation piece on CNN wasn't quite nailing
Speaker 1: all of the data on inflation. But prices are going up,
Speaker 1: like there is there that's that's a fact, but you
Speaker 1: know how much it's going to go further or how
Speaker 1: long it is they think are the big question marks.
Speaker 1: And the huge disparity that's happening at the moment is
Speaker 1: sort of like around the fact that the middle fifty
Speaker 1: of earners have not seen a lot of wage increases,
Speaker 1: you know, because of a lot of the people holding
Speaker 1: out to not take low paying, like hourly wage jobs.
Speaker 1: That's created environment where companies are actively being like here,
Speaker 1: like we need to be upping what we offer people
Speaker 1: to get more people to work. So in the like
Speaker 1: the wage growth for people who are working hourly jobs
Speaker 1: has gone up, you know, higher than like the increase
Speaker 1: in prices that's gone on. So it's not quite maybe
Speaker 1: felt the same way, not to say that, you know,
Speaker 1: they're completely insulated from this, but because their incomes have
Speaker 1: gone up, it's a little bit less of you know,
Speaker 1: I guess a perceptible again math issue compared to what
Speaker 1: middle earners make and like how much prices have increased.
Speaker 1: And then when you look at that again, that's a
Speaker 1: group of voters are saying, is anyone going to talk about,
Speaker 1: you know, cost of living increases, how to maybe treat
Speaker 1: people more humanely? Is that something the Democrats can talk about?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but they didn't. And so that's another
Speaker 1: thing they're pointing to, is you also, you gotta look
Speaker 1: at again what people's lived experiences are, not just what
Speaker 1: the messaging is going to be, right, but it's those
Speaker 1: like kind of very basic and straightforward ideas that they
Speaker 1: treat when when like you know, a socialist candidate like
Speaker 1: just uses plane language to speak about them, they treat
Speaker 1: it like it's a fucking magic trick that they're like
Speaker 1: this person like just puts has an amazing ability to
Speaker 1: translate people's needs into regularly like that is disqualifying lee
Speaker 1: simple for the class of people who get their paycheck,
Speaker 1: making it seem like you can't get elected without them,
Speaker 1: you know, going through your your phone and telling telling
Speaker 1: you which donor you need to like reach out to,
Speaker 1: and then like also like you know, charting and triangulating
Speaker 1: like fucking how you should proceed. But the more the
Speaker 1: more I see of history, the more I think, like
Speaker 1: the Pepsi logo redesign pitch that Hawker leaked to the
Speaker 1: world in the early two thousands, like explains our modern world.
Speaker 1: Like it's an English paper by someone who like didn't
Speaker 1: read the book but is on cocaine, and it's just
Speaker 1: like so confident and just making ship up. But it
Speaker 1: is so confident that the ship they're making up is
Speaker 1: like smart, and all all they have to do is
Speaker 1: like kind of confused and intimidate the person into like
Speaker 1: not firing them. Basically that like that that the thing
Speaker 1: about like the this is the biggest shifts with gen
Speaker 1: z and millennials, particularly the whites, like that that energy
Speaker 1: is just so fucking poisonous when all you have to
Speaker 1: do is just kind of look into it and say, hey,
Speaker 1: do we have anybody who's fluent in poor What are
Speaker 1: they saying? Oh, like it's yeah, there's just such a terrible,
Speaker 1: terrible disconnect. And you know, we'll see what they do
Speaker 1: with this information, whether or not that's going to say like, hey,
Speaker 1: we actually turns out we actually can't just lie to
Speaker 1: people all the time or not. I don't know tb D.
Speaker 1: But the answer will become clear next year. Alright, let's uh,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: And we're back, and there's a pretty wild story. And um,
Speaker 1: professional soccer in France, pro soccer, so the I'll just
Speaker 1: let you talk about the smiles. I'm not gonna even
Speaker 1: pretend like I don't want your favorite man. So yeah,
Speaker 1: look they're the Parry Sanger Man p s G women
Speaker 1: seem as one of the you know, Europe's top squads,
Speaker 1: and they had a great win over Real Madrid in
Speaker 1: the middle of the week, and you know, sort of
Speaker 1: the story was there was like, you know, one of
Speaker 1: their starting midfielders, Kira ham Rawee, she wasn't able to
Speaker 1: start because her and another player were attacked the day
Speaker 1: before by like masked goons that pulled them out of
Speaker 1: the car and ship, and she had her legs and
Speaker 1: hands smashed with metal bars. And luckily for PSG. Ham
Speaker 1: Rawley's you know understudy, the person who was like kind
Speaker 1: of keeping you know, just has this other play off,
Speaker 1: someone on off the bench who could come and slot
Speaker 1: right in perfectly. Under the name of Amanita Dilla. This
Speaker 1: ship got real yesterday because Diallo was arrested on suspicion
Speaker 1: of being involved in the attack. Now the story goes
Speaker 1: like this, This from the Daily Beast quote. On the
Speaker 1: night of the attack, ham Rawley had reportedly accepted a
Speaker 1: ride home from Diallo after a team dinner. Diallo was
Speaker 1: said to be at the wheel when both women were
Speaker 1: pulled outside by the masked men, but Diall was only
Speaker 1: restrained by them, while ham Rawy was hammered with iron bars.
Speaker 1: So she's now being brought in under just basically saying like, so,
Speaker 1: what's a good time? Yeah, why can't they hit her? Also,
Speaker 1: who they don't understand the game of soccer very well.
Speaker 1: If half of their hits were on her hands, yeah,
Speaker 1: it wasted time there. I think maybe that was that hands. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just get hurt, Just give her a good one, like
Speaker 1: on one of her fingers, like you know, my hand too.
Speaker 1: I don't know what. Yeah, was that the plan to
Speaker 1: be like do the hands too, so it doesn't look
Speaker 1: like a specifically soccer hit job. I don't know what,
Speaker 1: you know, what exactly was in the instructions were, but yeah,
Speaker 1: apparently this was super sloppy if like within days that
Speaker 1: they're like, okay, I think it's this person, like we
Speaker 1: have enough to go on to bring this person into
Speaker 1: investigate further. But I guess so, yeah, beating the funk
Speaker 1: out of a teammate or a player that's above you
Speaker 1: in the backing order, I guess it's still going strong.
Speaker 1: It is. It like a possibility that they just had
Speaker 1: orders to they hit the star and they didn't care
Speaker 1: about some bench person. You know, excuse what's that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's your defense gonna be at that point? If you're Diallo,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you can You're like a maybe,
Speaker 1: I don't know. They just helped me back and I
Speaker 1: was like, please think of my legs and get her
Speaker 1: as only it doesn't. I don't think there's much of
Speaker 1: a defense here. But we don't know. We don't know.
Speaker 1: But I get it, Like I feel like a lot
Speaker 1: of the time in soccer, there's always like this narrative
Speaker 1: of like a player who is keeping another player from starting,
Speaker 1: and I think that's true in most sports when there's
Speaker 1: competition for positions, But this is like one where you're
Speaker 1: truly like, damn, you really just went for it and
Speaker 1: knocked off this player to get your way into the squad.
Speaker 1: They're both like national team teammates too, so it's very
Speaker 1: evokes a lot of modern day Tania energy. Wow. I mean, yeah, well,
Speaker 1: stay tuned, we'll be following this. I don't know if
Speaker 1: we I mean, if we're getting to the yeah, am
Speaker 1: I or if it's open and shot then we won't be.
Speaker 1: But that's pretty weird. And also I didn't realize she
Speaker 1: was like gooned up to the point where she could
Speaker 1: put together something like that pretty quick. Oh you're a
Speaker 1: pro athlete, goons find you. That's yeah, right, all right,
Speaker 1: let's talk about Arby's. They are releasing a vodka because
Speaker 1: they are trying to kill you. Yeah, for people who
Speaker 1: somehow don't feel bad enough about themselves already while drinking.
Speaker 1: They are releasing a vodka that has one competing Vodcus
Speaker 1: that you got your Arby's Critical Cut Fry Vodka and
Speaker 1: R Arby's Curly Fry Vodka. I am a curly fryman myself.
Speaker 1: I don't think I would be interested in drinking curly
Speaker 1: fry and anything. Yeah, I m hmmm, what is the
Speaker 1: seasoning and curly fries that makes them? This is what
Speaker 1: do we got? MSG? Paprika? Yeah, you got your tying,
Speaker 1: you got your paprika, you got your onion and garlic,
Speaker 1: and that seems to be the main flavor profile like
Speaker 1: the traditional RBY I mean, how okay, well, how much
Speaker 1: is a bottle? Oh it's a merror sixty bucks? Now?
Speaker 1: Is this just in liquor stores or are they opening
Speaker 1: rbs with are like like Taco Bell Cantina, They'll have
Speaker 1: our Arby's Barbie Yeah, right right right, RB Barbie welcome.
Speaker 1: I hate myself branded with Mattel, RB Barbie and Barbie. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's just for people to buy online. Yeah, just to
Speaker 1: put on your shelf collection of empty bottles for college.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I could eat. I mean it
Speaker 1: looks like in the in this p AM image it's
Speaker 1: for like a bloody Mary. Because I feel like that's
Speaker 1: the only time you could have a savory flavor, like
Speaker 1: in a cocktail where you're like, oh, okay, I guess,
Speaker 1: but this is just I don't know, like Arby's. I
Speaker 1: think of me being like just terribly high and needing
Speaker 1: to eat a beef and cheddar and I the last
Speaker 1: thing in my mind is like I would love vodka
Speaker 1: with this. M hmm. I think, yeah, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: it's so expensive because you're not supposed to eat it.
Speaker 1: It's just for promo, right, You're not supposed to chick.
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to know. No one wants you to
Speaker 1: taste it, right, just you hold it onto your kid
Speaker 1: for your kid. Nick, You're like, hey, boy, you know
Speaker 1: what this is. This is a collector's item. This is
Speaker 1: your want to share it with you for your first drink.
Speaker 1: My boy, Well, it's the only vodka they let you
Speaker 1: drink in an Arby's. So that's why happened. Keep your
Speaker 1: options open. This is actually be part of a trend.
Speaker 1: There was a Taco Bell wine, a Gray Poupon wine,
Speaker 1: and even cheese it wine. These are wine. These are
Speaker 1: wines meant to pair with It's not like a cheesy
Speaker 1: gordita crunch flavored wine. Someone just stomping on a bunch
Speaker 1: of cheetos. Get your mind out of the gutter. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: people stopping on cheeses. Come on, everyone do a Cheetos
Speaker 1: and cheese at stomping party. And Duncan partnered with a
Speaker 1: brewery this year to release multiple beers and they they
Speaker 1: always sound pretty pretty gross to me. I guess flavors
Speaker 1: just sucking king now, you know, because like even if
Speaker 1: it's that, like Seltzer's also brought in the era of like,
Speaker 1: hey man, fun flavors to drink. You know, remember you
Speaker 1: didn't make varsity basketball. It's like when the High School
Speaker 1: T show go High School TV show goes to college.
Speaker 1: You're like, what is even your brand anymore? This is right,
Speaker 1: two fractured go to bed Arby's. You're drunk, sir, this
Speaker 1: is an Arby's. This is perfectly okay. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: I I guess this is everything is just going to
Speaker 1: be a flavor. Like there's no like everything is a
Speaker 1: sort of done to the point where little thought has
Speaker 1: to be put into anything, and you're not really like
Speaker 1: assembling anything anymore. Obviously. The others, like I can see
Speaker 1: how the Rby thing is just a pure marketing stunt.
Speaker 1: But even like when you look at just in general,
Speaker 1: how like the Seltzer markets moving and how beers are
Speaker 1: starting to be like funk funk man fucking Seltzers. We
Speaker 1: gotta keep up. It's just wild how much that is.
Speaker 1: Just these like little things are completely upending like sort
Speaker 1: of business as usual. Do you think tomorrow in the
Speaker 1: in the Arby's marketing boardroom or whatever, they're gonna high
Speaker 1: five over getting it on TTZ. Oh yeah, it's the
Speaker 1: number one target for all market It's gonna be on
Speaker 1: a chalkboard. I guarantee a podcast barely hanging on the
Speaker 1: charts is the number one venue to publicize alcohol. I
Speaker 1: mean we're influencers, Miles. Yeah. Apparently alcohol and junk food
Speaker 1: companies were like, I wasn't paying attention. I wasn't like
Speaker 1: closely monitoring the uh, you know, product charts during the pandemic.
Speaker 1: But apparently they were the ones that were nailing it
Speaker 1: from a advertising perspective. Alcohol and junk food companies have
Speaker 1: used the pandemic. This is a quote from a Open
Speaker 1: Democracy dot net article have used the pandemic to quote
Speaker 1: ingratiate themselves with the public and governments, yet their products
Speaker 1: are driving disease that exacerbated COVID nineteen infection. Companies have
Speaker 1: donated junk food and sugary drinks to health workers and
Speaker 1: children's homes, so that's cool. A beer maker has marketed
Speaker 1: as six what social distancing cool box? And then yeah,
Speaker 1: just like making donations, just making sure that everybody remembers,
Speaker 1: making sure, Yeah when it's funny, when your kids turn
Speaker 1: twenty one or who knows, by this time, maybe they'll
Speaker 1: lobby the funk out of Congress and the new drinking
Speaker 1: ages eleven, they'll remember to reach for a nice, great
Speaker 1: cheese it wine because like that honestly feels like it
Speaker 1: just has. It's just weird also to how products seem
Speaker 1: to be, Like, it's clear like a lot of millennials
Speaker 1: are in the driver's seat with a lot of marketing
Speaker 1: stuff because a lot of ship is Now we're at
Speaker 1: that point where it's like being like, hey, hey, hey, asshole,
Speaker 1: remember this, remember this ship? And now we're like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: fucking RBS cheese it wine. I'm it's enough for me
Speaker 1: to go go on say say the whole thing, and
Speaker 1: then I'll be like no, I'm I will pass respectfully. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Taco Bell pairing wine is a very that seems like
Speaker 1: a reach to me. I just it's just not let's
Speaker 1: not let's not pretend we need to do this. You know,
Speaker 1: it's the only thing that pairs with Taco Bell, and
Speaker 1: every motherfucker on earth knows this is Baha last Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you, Okay, So let's just cut the ship with
Speaker 1: this and know that that's the only thing you need
Speaker 1: to pair with it is some food die like a
Speaker 1: New Orleans style Baha blast, frozen beverage like Hurricane alcohol
Speaker 1: grain alcohol mixture that that makes sense to me, but
Speaker 1: not not wanting I do like this cheese it wine
Speaker 1: a lot more. I looked at a picture and it's
Speaker 1: a box. Half of the boxes half a box of wine.
Speaker 1: That's much that that. I don't know, it just fits
Speaker 1: a lot better in my head. That's a good combo
Speaker 1: to bring to a party, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: You're like, pull up there like, oh, it's a house.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, brought a little I heard they're charcuterie,
Speaker 1: so I thought i'd, you know, contribute here a little
Speaker 1: house blend wine and some cheese. It's in California, you
Speaker 1: can get that in the same store, but like uh,
Speaker 1: in in Virginia or New York can't. You can't buy
Speaker 1: food in the same store as liquor. So I wonder
Speaker 1: how that would work, Like you're going to I don't know, Oh,
Speaker 1: you still have to you would have to get In
Speaker 1: my mind, I was thinking someone goes to get the
Speaker 1: wine and then do another store to get the cheese.
Speaker 1: It's and then go and then and then separate store
Speaker 1: that fuses them for you. Yeah, you go to Lows
Speaker 1: and they shake them together in a big They're like
Speaker 1: here you go, off, you go. Sorry, sorry, we couldn't
Speaker 1: sell tea in one piece, but we appreciate the business
Speaker 1: collecting the elements to create this collab box a lebo
Speaker 1: all right, it's is anybody ever gonna beat the Doritos
Speaker 1: Locos Taco in terms of like brand collaborations? Has anyone? Dude?
Speaker 1: Am I wrong in assuming that that is the unassailable
Speaker 1: greatest um you in terms of like pure like just
Speaker 1: pushing the genre. We'll just like putting two products together
Speaker 1: like that one just made so much sense and worked
Speaker 1: so well. I'm just wondering, like, have we approached that
Speaker 1: level with a with a product. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: mean I think if you made like hot Cheetos Mitchellatta
Speaker 1: canned Mitchelada, I would I would drink the funk out
Speaker 1: of that. I feel like we are we have not
Speaker 1: explored hot Cheetos enough. There were what we did talk about,
Speaker 1: like some Cheeto crusted fried chicken products. Yeah, there's some
Speaker 1: stuff like that in the Cheetos did like a pop
Speaker 1: up shot. But I feel like there's there's a way
Speaker 1: to go outside of food or something with hot Cheetos
Speaker 1: to hot Cheeto's experience Cheetos essence. Yeah, like maybe if
Speaker 1: it's just hot Cheeto dust, you know, a bottle like
Speaker 1: people use it like glitter. Yeah, you've got strippers just
Speaker 1: covered hot Cheeto dust. Where were you last night? Coming
Speaker 1: home smelling like country apple splash from bathroom body works,
Speaker 1: hot Cheeto dust all over your your your work shirt.
Speaker 1: I bet like you know the way people like want
Speaker 1: like ground up whale tusks or whatever, you know, because
Speaker 1: they think it it's got some healing property. You could
Speaker 1: sell it. You know, this like pure from the factory
Speaker 1: floor Cheeto dust, like you know, his fingers were in this.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a millennial grandparent folk cure. No, just
Speaker 1: you didn't even have hot cheeto here here here, it's
Speaker 1: like my fucking great grandmother. There things hot cheeto dust
Speaker 1: fixes and that's today's testing. It stir it in with
Speaker 1: like like some use leg just to like add a
Speaker 1: little Yeah, yeah, I think that I think that could work.
Speaker 1: I think there's a future treating treating hot cheeto dust
Speaker 1: like a supplement that. Yeah, and you compress it into
Speaker 1: a diamond, the new hot Cheeto diamond. I mean, this
Speaker 1: is all the music to my ears. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: think of a t d zy acronym that works with
Speaker 1: hot cheetos. Oh ship, give me fifteen minutes. Okay, we'll
Speaker 1: just be waiting, so listeners just get comfortable. We'll be
Speaker 1: right here. Some pen scratching, the dust zeals, yeah, the
Speaker 1: dust zealots, the dust zealots, the because we're all about
Speaker 1: the dust and the hot cheeto dust, not angel dust,
Speaker 1: right all right, And finally we just wanted to check
Speaker 1: him with Goop. Late. You know, they're still garbage, despite
Speaker 1: the fact that they have a new Netflix series that
Speaker 1: is getting like like rave reviews from The New Yorker,
Speaker 1: who had the headline the splendid uncoolness of sex Love
Speaker 1: and Goop, which is the name of the show Sexually Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's an interesting compliments with sex Love and Goop. Gwyneth
Speaker 1: Paltrow's latest career pivot might finally be worth rooting for.
Speaker 1: That was from the Washington Post because we're all just
Speaker 1: like kind of waiting around waiting to see should we
Speaker 1: be rooting for her career pivot or like, a, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's been doing this website for a decade, right, then
Speaker 1: she got a TV show, but she's a famous actress. Yes,
Speaker 1: So just one thing like it is it checks in
Speaker 1: with different couples about like sexual dysfunction in their relationships
Speaker 1: and like how they overcome it with the help of
Speaker 1: sex therapists. But because it's a TV version, they like
Speaker 1: c s I that shipped up and like make it
Speaker 1: real like active and you know visual. So sexologists actual,
Speaker 1: like the people who help real couples off TV with
Speaker 1: the sexual dysfunction in their relationships. Are pointing out that
Speaker 1: this could actually do real world harm because the show
Speaker 1: includes footage of sexologists and sex therapists orgasming and simulating
Speaker 1: sex in front of clients watching clients being intimate in
Speaker 1: bed and digitally penetrating to women, which is generally not
Speaker 1: how that profession operates, but it sure would be enough
Speaker 1: to probably scare a bunch of people off of not
Speaker 1: of ever like going and getting help from a sex therapist.
Speaker 1: This does sound like a better show than I was thinking, right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's like straight this is awful sounds this sounds
Speaker 1: like the like something like a teenager. Like it's like
Speaker 1: when you don't have access to porn, like you find
Speaker 1: shit that you can kind of rock. Yeah, you masturbate
Speaker 1: to HBO's real sex right seems to splendid sex love
Speaker 1: and Goop masturbating to the splendid uncoolness of sex love
Speaker 1: and Goople. But yeah, the like that one of the
Speaker 1: sex ologists are saying, Like what one of the false,
Speaker 1: you know, misconceptions that come up against is that sex
Speaker 1: ilogists wanted to touch you or watch you have sex,
Speaker 1: and right, that leads to real world sex alogists both
Speaker 1: like not being used but also being harassed or people
Speaker 1: claiming to be sex I'll just making demands that people
Speaker 1: don't realize they're inappropriate. M that's that's porn, right, because
Speaker 1: every time I've ever seen a sexologist or two people
Speaker 1: go to the therapist, they and they're fucking the therapist
Speaker 1: solely and porn right, yeah, but I mean I watched
Speaker 1: it over my wife's shoulder. I don't watch it personally,
Speaker 1: right right, Yeah, that's that's that's nasty. No, it's fine.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't judge, I just personally. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: a higher being. Right, Yeah, I did notice you've been
Speaker 1: levitating off of your chair for by like November. What
Speaker 1: do you think is going on now? Directing it inward?
Speaker 1: I'm so enlightened. I didn't even correct him, right, Is
Speaker 1: it just like weird sexology? Because I feel like all
Speaker 1: group things are like here's some people to tell you
Speaker 1: some stuff that's kind of half true and completely destrot
Speaker 1: your view of a given topic. And then it's like,
Speaker 1: and here's some ship you can buy to like you
Speaker 1: feel like, is the one to punch a lot of No,
Speaker 1: not not in this case, because like Goop is just
Speaker 1: selling their fully scientifically vetted DTF supplement to boost women's
Speaker 1: sex drives, which medical experts have called exploitive noise containing
Speaker 1: nonsense medical claims, and they are like the Netflix show
Speaker 1: is tethered to a quote online shop inspired with the show,
Speaker 1: not by the show. It was like a beautiful yeah,
Speaker 1: inspired with the show, which I feel like is similar
Speaker 1: to her like conscious uncoupling of like there's no one
Speaker 1: cause or effect here, it's that two things are kind
Speaker 1: of working together. It is the conscious uncoupling of bullshit
Speaker 1: merch that is attached to a harmful show. So DTF
Speaker 1: was also featured in Goop's recent one Gift Guide, which
Speaker 1: you know has been raved about and described as with
Speaker 1: words such as deranged. The gift guide featured a seventy
Speaker 1: five orgasm candle, doar vibrator, a one eighty dollars salad set,
Speaker 1: a sled that costs more than ten thousand dollars, and
Speaker 1: a kid's jungle gym that goes for the low low
Speaker 1: price of thirty seven thousand dollars because it's gold plated
Speaker 1: and I'm made from the bones of poor people. I
Speaker 1: mean vibrators, you know, the vibrator technical I'm not actually
Speaker 1: not vibrate. I'm not mad at but the I mean
Speaker 1: an orgasm candle, like I love I love when ship
Speaker 1: is like completely disconnected from something that's to the last
Speaker 1: year's vagina candle. Right, wasn't that scented though? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: this one is described as I think the text on
Speaker 1: the product page says this, this candle smells like my orgasm.
Speaker 1: It really does. Yeah, it really does. What the so?
Speaker 1: What like rotten cookie? Though? Oh no, what is that even?
Speaker 1: I mean that's what I hear from other people that
Speaker 1: do sex normally. Anyway, this is about Goop though, Why
Speaker 1: am I on trial? Yeah? Mile just burst into tears
Speaker 1: like how written? Now I rolled over my foot with
Speaker 1: my desk chair. So anyways, that this is all coming
Speaker 1: on the heels of the Goop Health Summit, which costs
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars per ticket, featuring workshops on creativity, love, astrology,
Speaker 1: and belonging and of course Porsche rides right, because Porsche
Speaker 1: was a sponsor, and the summit on health was powered
Speaker 1: by Porsche and held at the Porsche Experience Center, and
Speaker 1: attendees were invited to try the new forty five minute
Speaker 1: Porsche Track driving experience, and Goop kind of presented this
Speaker 1: as a wellness activity, claiming that the test driving a
Speaker 1: Porsche was quote the chance to experience being in your
Speaker 1: body in a new way, like I feel like they
Speaker 1: do collaborate with, like collaborate with like raytheon orb like
Speaker 1: their weapons systems allow us to be connected with the
Speaker 1: president a way that only can be brought on by
Speaker 1: imminent death or something like that. Like, I mean credit
Speaker 1: to them for finding a way to always gup I
Speaker 1: by something like Yeah, this Porsche collab, they drive it
Speaker 1: way to be in your body in a car. Fuck it, okay,
Speaker 1: next thing. Check. There's also this personal sort of anecdote
Speaker 1: from Gwen. She says driving is my obsession. I'm an
Speaker 1: excellent driver, I'm too fast, and I cursed the whole time.
Speaker 1: She said that in opening remarks, thank you Porsche for
Speaker 1: being so aligned with us on the theme of dreams
Speaker 1: and dreaming big and dreaming your way into new incarnations
Speaker 1: of yourself that cost nearly a million dollars to Also,
Speaker 1: like the way you said my wife earlier, it's one
Speaker 1: of those things where you can't not say it, like
Speaker 1: I'm an excellent driver right right. Also sounds like a
Speaker 1: total asshole on the road. But yeah, cursing and stuff.
Speaker 1: It's wild because I know some people I've I've worked
Speaker 1: with people who have gone over there to work and
Speaker 1: they either flame out real quick or they get they
Speaker 1: fucking get in deep right. I saw a footage of
Speaker 1: this over the weekend from someone I know who works there,
Speaker 1: and the way they post and like, we're like so
Speaker 1: geeked up on those porches and stuff. I was like, damn, look, God,
Speaker 1: they got your Every every time one of those posts happens,
Speaker 1: she's just quietly on her phone and she turns to
Speaker 1: her CEO and it's like, got him. It's like the
Speaker 1: guys at the the Arby's PODCA DDC got him. These
Speaker 1: dip shits, I think they're I think they're actually hurting us,
Speaker 1: gonna boost sales. My favorite Goop product is, uh, the
Speaker 1: one is the vaccine candle the vaccine can So yeah,
Speaker 1: so don't get the vaccine, get the vaccine candle. When
Speaker 1: the candle works, just as good justice puts puts medical
Speaker 1: orian's in the air, and you too will be able
Speaker 1: to harness the power of the force. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: like you met. Like a month ago, there was a
Speaker 1: report that Goop has seen a massive exodus of employees
Speaker 1: in the past two years due to being overworked and
Speaker 1: paid at least less than the industry standard. But you know,
Speaker 1: so someone's gotta pay for gwynethan her higher ups to
Speaker 1: drive portions and curse at everybody they speed past because
Speaker 1: they drive recklessly through. Wow, good, I mean these so
Speaker 1: much money up at the top over there. It's not
Speaker 1: like undo everything she's ever tried to do with Goop.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh me, personally, I'm a nightmare. I can't.
Speaker 1: I don't care how much yoga person does, how many
Speaker 1: fucking sex candle therapies you do, There's nothing you can do.
Speaker 1: I'm a nightmare. Group doesn't work fire products. Personally, I'm
Speaker 1: so fucking wild with this ship. None of this ship
Speaker 1: works on me. But maybe we'll for you assholes. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I have it in vehicular homicide twice this
Speaker 1: month already. Yeah, now give it a shot. But my
Speaker 1: mother's blithe Danner, so I think I'm walking off that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know, good to see good to see somebody
Speaker 1: again Straight from the Brute. The Bootstraps wasn't one of
Speaker 1: the biggest producers in Hollywood, the second biggest. Second shot
Speaker 1: Nick as always, Yeah, it's over, It's it's all right,
Speaker 1: it's over, Turner. I guess I'll go yourself in What
Speaker 1: where can people find you? Follow you? Here you all
Speaker 1: that good stuff. Great. You can usually find me in
Speaker 1: the nursery changing the baby. Yeah, uh yeah, follow me
Speaker 1: on get rich Nick and uh I'm at Nick's turners
Speaker 1: on the socials and I want you to DM me
Speaker 1: and I will get to that in the first three
Speaker 1: weeks of you dm ng me. All right. Great response
Speaker 1: time yeah yeah yeah. A lot of people it's either
Speaker 1: never or right away, but not me. Better response time
Speaker 1: than HR at most companies. Thank you. That's very nice,
Speaker 1: better than HR at most companies. I want that to
Speaker 1: be on my next album. Deck. Yah. Is there a
Speaker 1: tweet or some of the work of social media you've
Speaker 1: been enjoying? Yeah, of course I have that information right here.
Speaker 1: My dude's pulled up. Dude, you're on it. Yeah, of
Speaker 1: course right here. And unless I was saying the miles earlier,
Speaker 1: I like up to three tweets a month, and so
Speaker 1: it's funny when I go to my likes, they're always
Speaker 1: very very far away. Oh here we go. This one
Speaker 1: is from July. I don't know, I think I liked
Speaker 1: it recently though, this and it says the most unintentionally
Speaker 1: ironic video for July four, the veteran having to deliver
Speaker 1: packages instead of enjoying his retirement. Everyone is focused on
Speaker 1: well he takes care of the flag, but wow about
Speaker 1: how well his country takes care of him. This was
Speaker 1: attached to a video of an Amazon delivery guy Amazon
Speaker 1: Crime delivery guy and uh, he notices while he's delivering
Speaker 1: a package a flag falls off the flag pole and
Speaker 1: then he picks it up and he folds it back
Speaker 1: and he salutes and then he turns around and then
Speaker 1: almost falls over because he is just like a hurt
Speaker 1: hip m hmm. And it was just everyone being like,
Speaker 1: this is the greatest video American video that I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: It's just an old dying man, Yeah, who fought for
Speaker 1: a country delivering packages and it's it's just like that's
Speaker 1: our country. Is country. Sorry, it wasn't funny, that's no
Speaker 1: this poignant. Miles Where can people find you? What's the
Speaker 1: twee you've been enjoying? H oh Man? You can find
Speaker 1: me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Gray. Also,
Speaker 1: the other show four twenty Day Fiance was Sophia Alexandra
Speaker 1: come through for that we talked ninety day. Uh tweet
Speaker 1: like first one is from at Sneer I d tweeted,
Speaker 1: I'm proud of you. It's harder than crack. That's that's
Speaker 1: true sometimes. And from April Wolf at a wolf Hole tweeted,
Speaker 1: I just read a next door post with a woman
Speaker 1: looking for friends for her forty something husband to play
Speaker 1: music with, and there are a lot of women offering
Speaker 1: up their friendless husband's fuck anyone play bass? That's actually
Speaker 1: how the Beatles were founded. Yeah, you can find me
Speaker 1: on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien. Some tweets I've been enjoying.
Speaker 1: Dani Schwartz tweeted, why did I grow up thinking that
Speaker 1: marine biologists was like one of five main jobs people had?
Speaker 1: Marvel's Next Wolverine at Kai Choice tweeted Amazon at check out,
Speaker 1: do you want to donate to charity? Me? Bitch? Do you?
Speaker 1: And then Josh Condleman tweeted do you think Shack and
Speaker 1: the General are friends in real life or it's just
Speaker 1: a work thing? Wow? Do you like to just pick? Yeah?
Speaker 1: They're better fucking Also, Dawn at Dawn Blog tweeted, a
Speaker 1: group of white men is called a podcast. Don't appreciate that,
Speaker 1: Dawn Uh. You can find us on Twitter at daily Zeke.
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Speaker 1: where we post our episodes and our footnotes. We link
Speaker 1: off to the information that we talked about in today's episode,
Speaker 1: as well as a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles,
Speaker 1: what song do we think people might enjoy today? This
Speaker 1: track is called slow Down mixed by Art Fineman fe
Speaker 1: Why and m A and And it's just really it's
Speaker 1: like just one of those tracks where I love when
Speaker 1: people you know, will add a little bit of distortion
Speaker 1: or fuss like the overall recording to give it just
Speaker 1: that little patina to it feels like something vintage but
Speaker 1: also spooky at the same time, and look great energy.
Speaker 1: You'll be able to catchy. So if you like those
Speaker 1: aesthetic choices, I think you're gonna like this. So this
Speaker 1: is Slowdown mixed by Art Finding. There you go, Well,
Speaker 1: we are going to send you there. We hope you
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