Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of You
Speaker 1: trend me Honest you do or what? Duh? Yeah? That
Speaker 1: one I got, I got the drift Huh. I'm sure
Speaker 1: we've done that before. But we're in a hurry because
Speaker 1: we have Jamie Loftus with us. Jamie, Hi, Hi, I
Speaker 1: am Jack. Oh my god, it's so good. Thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you for asking. Um, welcome. Let's just do this
Speaker 1: the whole time. UM. Let's let's just pleasantly greet each other.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get down to brass tacks and tell
Speaker 1: the people what is trending. So there's a story that
Speaker 1: caught my eye about a moose that just barged into
Speaker 1: a classroom. Uh in someplace that moose live, probably, I
Speaker 1: mean Maine is where I think of moose. Do you
Speaker 1: think of moose as a gentle animal because they're like
Speaker 1: so not. I feel like they have a false reputation
Speaker 1: for being sweetie pies when they're actually quite scary. You're
Speaker 1: never gonna believe this. It was Canada. It was a
Speaker 1: moose in Canada. And similarly, Canadians have a reputation for
Speaker 1: being sweetie pies. Uh and when they're very much fucking
Speaker 1: not and if you see them, uh, and if one
Speaker 1: walks by your car, you have to turn around and
Speaker 1: drive the other way before they look back. The thing
Speaker 1: I've always heard about moose is that they are very
Speaker 1: dangerous because, uh like when you hit them with your car,
Speaker 1: which seems like not necessarily their fault. Uh, not necessarily probably,
Speaker 1: but not necessarily, that they will take out the entire
Speaker 1: top half because they're so um Yes, my dad almost
Speaker 1: hit a moose for this car wants stopped. The moose
Speaker 1: was angry. It was night on a one way road.
Speaker 1: What's he gonna do? There's an angry moose there. And
Speaker 1: the moose like started to push his car backwards like them.
Speaker 1: It was like, they're they're so much bigger than you
Speaker 1: think they're going to be. Yea, and there's so much
Speaker 1: angrier than you think they're going to be. I mean,
Speaker 1: I you know, I mean, I guess you almost have
Speaker 1: them with your car. They're allowed to be angry, but
Speaker 1: they can really retaliate in a way that you know,
Speaker 1: a deer can't. Yes, um and won't deer very skittish, uh,
Speaker 1: fortunately for all of us. Um, well, this moose just
Speaker 1: barged into a classroom in Canada, and they had to
Speaker 1: evacuate it. Um. And this caught my eye because I
Speaker 1: just had a similar experience with a squirrel. A squirrel.
Speaker 1: Unpack your squirrel trauma because it's too good to leave off, Mike.
Speaker 1: A squirrel got into our house. I think it's the
Speaker 1: same squirrel, uh that has been just getting very confident.
Speaker 1: It lives in our backyard, and it no longer runs
Speaker 1: away when we're around, and sometimes runs towards us, and
Speaker 1: it's casing that just been casing the joint for some time.
Speaker 1: It seems like yeah, and I I've been having bad
Speaker 1: dreams about the squirrel, and then yesterday it got into
Speaker 1: our house, which I'm pretty sure is a prophecy of
Speaker 1: some sort. Uh. It jumped from like a it was.
Speaker 1: It was really just a very athletic squirrel. Um. I
Speaker 1: am now terrified that every time I opened a door
Speaker 1: or a cupboard at my house, I'm afraid of squirrel's
Speaker 1: gonna jump out at me. So that's really the news
Speaker 1: that people are interested in hearing. I'm not gonna say
Speaker 1: a squirrel is quite as menacing as a you know,
Speaker 1: an animal that can best be described as an angry
Speaker 1: deer mixed with a dinosaur, but um, still pretty pretty
Speaker 1: uh scary for a coward. I mean, so what so
Speaker 1: what became? Like what became of the squirrel? Do you
Speaker 1: think we we opened all the doors and we believe
Speaker 1: he ran out, but uh, there's a point. I mean
Speaker 1: it sounds like he might be back at some point,
Speaker 1: right that we haven't closed the doors since so will
Speaker 1: not help. Um. But yeah, there was a point where
Speaker 1: we thought he was gone. Uh and looked under the
Speaker 1: couch and you're never gonna believe it, Jamie, there was
Speaker 1: a squirrel under there. Um, So squirrels, Like, there's just
Speaker 1: something very unnerving about a squirrel that doesn't run away
Speaker 1: from you. I've spent my whole life. I mean, we're
Speaker 1: taught that that means that they're like sick, right, That's
Speaker 1: what I was always taught that. My Yeah, we used
Speaker 1: to have squirrels that lived in our like little attic
Speaker 1: crawl space. And I so used to them living there
Speaker 1: because we're like, oh, we can't afford to make them leave.
Speaker 1: They just lived there. It's all good. And I would
Speaker 1: fall asleep and you would always hear a little like
Speaker 1: your bedroom ceiling, like a little a SMR track. But
Speaker 1: threatening but terrifying. But it was squirrels almost definitely having
Speaker 1: sex with each other. M hmm, that's yeah, yeah, that's scary.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't blame them for not being scared
Speaker 1: of us, because like, I'm pretty nice to squirrels. I've
Speaker 1: never bothered a squirrel. So if the squirrel just wants
Speaker 1: to act like I'm not there, I'm fine with that.
Speaker 1: But it is politely asked him to leave. I did.
Speaker 1: I invited him to leave. Um. Anyways, Uh, the animals
Speaker 1: are coming for us is the first trending story. The
Speaker 1: second trending story is Ashley Biden slash Project very Toss,
Speaker 1: So Joe Biden's eldest daughter, Ashley, who I forgot existed. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, youngest, well, the youngest offspring of Joe Biden
Speaker 1: is actually uh. And she had her journal stolen like
Speaker 1: a week and a half before the election, like straight
Speaker 1: up a plot to a Brady Bunch episode. Um, and
Speaker 1: it somehow made its way into the hands of the
Speaker 1: always trustworthy Project Veritas. So there was some raids on
Speaker 1: the properties of Project Veritas, people from the Department of
Speaker 1: Justice and FBI, and people are starting to suspect that maybe,
Speaker 1: just maybe they were involved in the theft of uh,
Speaker 1: this stolen journal that ended up in their possession. I
Speaker 1: don't know where they're getting this wild idea. That is,
Speaker 1: first of all, I mean that is like, uh, everyone's
Speaker 1: worst nightmare come to life and further proof that you
Speaker 1: should never document your feelings or even express them. And
Speaker 1: I mean this, Yeah, this was one that I feel
Speaker 1: like I didn't I don't. I guess she would have
Speaker 1: had to have had some really good ship in there
Speaker 1: for it to have, you know, made a ripple next
Speaker 1: to hunters exploits, which were also being reported at the time.
Speaker 1: But I feel like her journal must have been very
Speaker 1: boring because because I didn't just like grocery lists. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I I guess some right wing publication did publish it,
Speaker 1: um published excerpts from it, and that right wing publication
Speaker 1: is registered to the same media company that publishes a
Speaker 1: bunch of the head of whatever, what's that guy's name
Speaker 1: O'Keefe something O'Keefe, James O'Keefe, but like he anybody that's
Speaker 1: the head of Project Veritas. Uh, And yeah, I could
Speaker 1: show you a video of him dancing that would uh
Speaker 1: make it so you never forget who James up this.
Speaker 1: He released the music video that was very Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: very it's wild. You should check it out. Anyways, he
Speaker 1: stole the president's daughter's journal, uh and yeah, very cool.
Speaker 1: So this next one is just it's not really trending,
Speaker 1: but it's something I noticed. Uh. And again it's squirrels. No,
Speaker 1: it's not squirrels. Uh. There was a Miami Harold headline
Speaker 1: about the Havannah syndrome that said State Department steps up
Speaker 1: response to mysterious health illnesses among US diplomats, um, which
Speaker 1: I thought was funny because there is a lot of
Speaker 1: jockeying around what we're calling the Havanna syndrome symptoms, which
Speaker 1: I believe to be actual physical symptoms that are caused
Speaker 1: by a function disorder, which means they're like neurological nature
Speaker 1: and stress and nature. I don't think anybody's wilfully making
Speaker 1: them up. I do think that there is uh, you know,
Speaker 1: actual pain being experienced by these diplomats. I just don't
Speaker 1: it's not anybody using uh science fiction weapons on anybody. UM.
Speaker 1: A big, a big controversy is like the people who
Speaker 1: are suffering the symptoms are like, don't call it illness,
Speaker 1: call it, uh, you know, an attack, and then more
Speaker 1: and more people are starting to refer to it as
Speaker 1: a health incident um, which is what the story actually
Speaker 1: refers to it as. Um. But this headline, but this
Speaker 1: headline calling them health illnesses is very funny. It's like
Speaker 1: they doubled down on Uh. Anyways, Uh, let's take a
Speaker 1: quick break so I can talk to you for fifty
Speaker 1: more minutes about this and then we'll be back. And
Speaker 1: we're back Aaron Rodgers, Uh, do you know who this is?
Speaker 1: Are you up on this story? Okay? I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm I'm the embarrassing contingency of people who know who
Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers is because of Shleeene Woodley and not the
Speaker 1: other around. Right. No, I think that's the right. I
Speaker 1: think that's the appropriate way to know who Aaron Rodgers is.
Speaker 1: To lose lose it seems like. So. He appeared on
Speaker 1: the Pat McAfee show and said he's in the crosshairs
Speaker 1: of the woke mob following his revelation that he was
Speaker 1: not vaccinated for COVID nineteen uh and in fact was
Speaker 1: just immunized in his opinion, but not the opinion of
Speaker 1: medical experts. He apparently got a homeopath treatment instead of
Speaker 1: the vaccine um, so that's why he was like, I
Speaker 1: wasn't lying you guys. I forget who said this on
Speaker 1: on Twitter. But Shaleyne Woodley fits very neatly into that
Speaker 1: narrative because she's been I think kind of like notoriously
Speaker 1: loving homeopathic solutions over medical solutions for I think as
Speaker 1: long as she's been famous. There was that really famous
Speaker 1: story about how she would like lie out son her
Speaker 1: vagina and that was why she said she was healthy
Speaker 1: because she laid out naked in the sun. Just a
Speaker 1: bunch of like weird stuff. I've never been less shocked
Speaker 1: to find out that someone that Shaleene Woodley is in
Speaker 1: love with would not want to get vaccinated. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not shocking. It is disappointing, especially because he is one
Speaker 1: of the best offensive players in football. His running back
Speaker 1: another one of the best offensive players in football, had
Speaker 1: one of his parents die from COVID nineteen last year,
Speaker 1: so it's pretty pretty awful that he would not be
Speaker 1: more sensitive. And also the fact that, like his statement
Speaker 1: at the beginning of training camps, like I've been uh immunized,
Speaker 1: but you know, there there are guys on the team
Speaker 1: who haven't And I think it's a perfect personal health question.
Speaker 1: Uh so yeah, anyways, liar wild Yeah yeah, fightser is trending.
Speaker 1: We've talked before about uh and get ready for the
Speaker 1: best brand name you've ever heard more new pure reverer Um,
Speaker 1: which is Mark's posts like once you catch COVID pill
Speaker 1: that they give you which cut hospitalizations by um and
Speaker 1: people were very encouraged by that. Fiser has announced that
Speaker 1: their version of a of a experimental pill that you
Speaker 1: give to people once they have COVID is in a
Speaker 1: trial cut hospitalizations. They yeah, so it's pretty like this
Speaker 1: is huge news if yeah, if true, huge if true, Jamie,
Speaker 1: But yeah, this could be like a major breakthrough. There
Speaker 1: was a guy on CNBC where I get all of
Speaker 1: my pandemic news saying that he thinks this is effectively
Speaker 1: the end of the pandemic, which might be a little premature,
Speaker 1: but also, uh, you know, the fact that anybody's even
Speaker 1: saying that is intriguing. Figure, That's that's unbelievable, That's so exciting.
Speaker 1: Why is this not a bigger story? Why are more
Speaker 1: people talking about Aaron Rodgers were so yeah, oh, well,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. Aaron Rodgers invented this pill. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so actually, um, who cares that he refuses to get vaccinated?
Speaker 1: Thank you? He cured it was it was a collabo
Speaker 1: between Joe Rogan and Aaron Rodgers. Um. Wow, I regret
Speaker 1: everything I've ever said about UM. I guess I don't
Speaker 1: know anything about Aaron Rodgers and I don't care, and
Speaker 1: everything I find out about him makes me care less. Yeah. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's funny because these um articles about Maybe one reason
Speaker 1: that it's not being reported more widely is they haven't
Speaker 1: named it yet, so every time you write about it,
Speaker 1: you have to be like the experimental drug from Fiser,
Speaker 1: like instead of saying a name. But I think they
Speaker 1: saw that Mark Mark just totally fucking fumbled the naming
Speaker 1: of theirs, and we're like, all right, let's let's give
Speaker 1: this a beat. Let's sit back and um yeah, that
Speaker 1: good idea. Yeah, as we'll talk about on Monday. That
Speaker 1: is open a name not being used by anyone, but
Speaker 1: the like the people they were giving this to the
Speaker 1: were unvaccinated, people who were considered high risk to be
Speaker 1: a hospital hospit little desized. Uh so wow, very intriguing.
Speaker 1: Let's let's hope it h pans out and that there
Speaker 1: is not a stupid movement against taking it, which I'm
Speaker 1: sure there will be. Yeah. And then finally, another story
Speaker 1: that I feel like isn't getting enough attention is FBI
Speaker 1: agents are like sharing these videos of these white supremacist
Speaker 1: terrorists who are now in prison, but who were like
Speaker 1: plotting a mass murder, like mass killing of black people
Speaker 1: and police they were hoping would start the Second Civil War.
Speaker 1: I think this is just a you know, they they
Speaker 1: want to they want taking place. The recordings were taken
Speaker 1: at their Delaware residents in late twenty nineteen, and the
Speaker 1: base is a white supremacist extremist group that the FBI
Speaker 1: says has since recruited members both in the US and
Speaker 1: abroad trying to like bring about a race war. They Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think this is a good time to release this
Speaker 1: because Tucker Carlson also recently released his quote documentary Propaganda
Speaker 1: Thing that claims that the the idea that there is
Speaker 1: a problem with what supremises terrorism is a false flag
Speaker 1: or whatever, and that January six, which could there be
Speaker 1: a more defensive premise for a documentary of like, uh,
Speaker 1: all this smoke is nothing there's certainly fire. H wow. Wow. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I had not heard about this story, and I wish
Speaker 1: I were more surprised to hear about it. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's scary scary times. Um, well, let's let's end on that,
Speaker 1: because it is a comedy podcast and that's how we
Speaker 1: always like to end the show. We are back on
Speaker 1: Monday with a whole last episode of the show. Until then,
Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get
Speaker 1: the vaccine, and take mounting per revere. Uh, don't do
Speaker 1: nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk to y'all
Speaker 1: on Monday. Bye bye.