Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season two oh eight,
Speaker 1: episode one of Joe Days Guys, the production of My
Speaker 1: Heart Radio. This is a podcast where we take a
Speaker 1: deep dive into America's sharing consciousness. It is Monday, October,
Speaker 1: which of course means that it is World Opera Day,
Speaker 1: World Pastaday, but most importantly, it is Chucky the Notorious
Speaker 1: Killer Doll Day. I feel like Chucky's people got involved
Speaker 1: in the navy of that day because it's a little
Speaker 1: what's it? They got very specific and wordy and like Chucky,
Speaker 1: we you know, we we just want you to be happy.
Speaker 1: Is there like a Chucky the Doll that's like more innocent,
Speaker 1: like in Innocuus Chucky Doll, like Chucky's Killer Doll? Okay,
Speaker 1: sucked up? What the hell is the deal? It had
Speaker 1: a serial killer in it or something? Well, Miles, we're
Speaker 1: actually gonna get to a story about haunted dolls that
Speaker 1: contain the soul human's a little later on. Amazingly, our
Speaker 1: amazing writer Jam mcnabbed must have had a sense that
Speaker 1: it was Chucky the Notorious Killer Donald Day, because he
Speaker 1: submitted a story that all too appropriate for this day
Speaker 1: of on which we honor chucky, but my name is
Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien a K. Sombody wants wrote me a great
Speaker 1: a k A, only to have me fuck it up
Speaker 1: in recording. I was feeling pretty dumb whild twit limb
Speaker 1: my thumbs as I missed the cues and antonation. That
Speaker 1: was mean pot moran, but a very good a k. Nonetheless,
Speaker 1: hopefully I didn't fuck it up too bad for you.
Speaker 1: And I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my
Speaker 1: co host, Mr Miles Grist. Coming to you from somewhere
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles in the past, not knowing the outcome
Speaker 1: of the National League Championship Series, but the time of
Speaker 1: this recording, I'm gonna hold out on faith and just
Speaker 1: introduce myself as a day oh no oh man. And
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm very nervous about the NLCS. But hey,
Speaker 1: you know that was a fun one. See Daddy came
Speaker 1: through with the home runs. Baby, it was. It was
Speaker 1: a great great Game four. Yeah, yeah, very very enjoyable
Speaker 1: Game four. We are recording this on Monday, and that
Speaker 1: you know, we're we just like to keep those games
Speaker 1: on DBR and uh, you know learned after the fact.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I can't. I can't keep up with
Speaker 1: this lie. But anyways, what a great game for that
Speaker 1: we witnessed and Miles, We're thrilled to be joined. That
Speaker 1: was Game five. By the way, we are thrilled to
Speaker 1: be joined in our third seat by a hilarious actor, writer, improviser,
Speaker 1: and podcaster who hosts the hilarious podcast drag her on
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Speaker 1: You've seen Henry telling the story of the famous poodle
Speaker 1: masterpiece on Drunk History and on the TV show Crazy
Speaker 1: Ex Girlfriend. There is actually a thread on the Crazy
Speaker 1: Ex Girlfriend subreddit titled the Bartender's name is Mono a
Speaker 1: gap yend ship yeah, which seems like a c I
Speaker 1: a code phrase that youse the bartender's name that's also
Speaker 1: one of Google's top suggestions when you put his name
Speaker 1: is manopyon boyfriend, So you know, please welcome hilarious and
Speaker 1: talented manopyon up. What's up, everybody? That's fun. I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I knew the end of it was horny, but I
Speaker 1: didn't know they were that horn for you, my friend. Wow,
Speaker 1: you know, what a treat? What a fucking goddamn treat.
Speaker 1: You know, because some days you wake up and you're like,
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, this this boy, this bag of flesh I'm
Speaker 1: living inside is a curse, a nightmare and nothing but trouble.
Speaker 1: And then you know, you get a nice compliment. You
Speaker 1: feel good about it all. Yeah, yeah, I mean it's
Speaker 1: not it's nothing like living inside a haunted doll, as
Speaker 1: we will soon find out. I love Chucky, but that's
Speaker 1: the thing you can do them would love to live
Speaker 1: in haunted doll for a little bit. Just try that. Yeah, apparently,
Speaker 1: according to eBay, you can. You can buy one for
Speaker 1: the low low price of seven fifty dollars. So sick.
Speaker 1: I do love creepy Victorian dolls, and I love creepy
Speaker 1: photos of like you know, like the like take pictures
Speaker 1: of like dead Victorians, like they would die, and they
Speaker 1: like then they'd take a picture of their kid because
Speaker 1: their dead. Have you seen that ship? Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: just like their eyes are dead, yeah of course, but
Speaker 1: like yeah, and they just prop them up because they
Speaker 1: didn't get a chance. You know, most people had about
Speaker 1: one photo graphed in them for their entire lifetime, and
Speaker 1: so that was the last chance for them to remember
Speaker 1: what they're dearly departed, seventh child to pass away. Yes,
Speaker 1: because you didn't take care of kids back then. They
Speaker 1: just they just survived or didn't. Yeah, yeah, the hell
Speaker 1: of the time. Yeah, some farm hands Yeah yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: they just they loved wells and they loved falling right
Speaker 1: inside of them. And what can you do? It was
Speaker 1: the number one Yeah, well yeah, these damn wells. Mono.
Speaker 1: You are a bit of a horror fan, correct and
Speaker 1: im are you celebrating this? Uh, this spooky season, the
Speaker 1: spookiest season of all, so spooky, pant so spooky, doing
Speaker 1: a lot of spooky ship. I went to not Scary
Speaker 1: Farm last night, so I have got my I got
Speaker 1: a little bit of a hoarseness going on, but I've
Speaker 1: done all the spooky stuff, harshly grading the spooky stuff.
Speaker 1: I went to one called Delusion that I really recommend
Speaker 1: to y'all that like a delusion high recommendation. It's going
Speaker 1: on through November. It's like an interactive play and it's
Speaker 1: um really cool because you do. I don't want to
Speaker 1: give anything away, but like you go to this fucked
Speaker 1: up actually old haunted house and Pomona called the Phillips Mansion,
Speaker 1: and um, it's actually like old and horrifying and people
Speaker 1: died there and ship and there's like an interactive play
Speaker 1: that goes on. And so you're doing a spooky hunting
Speaker 1: house thing, but you get to do a lot of
Speaker 1: stuff in it, Like you get I don't want to anything,
Speaker 1: but you get to like actually do stuff inside the
Speaker 1: house when you're going through this spooky moment. M very cool?
Speaker 1: Is the and is the interactive play ement? Like is
Speaker 1: the acting good enough that you're as you're not taking
Speaker 1: out of it? The acting is like for scary acting,
Speaker 1: it's Oscar level, you know what I'm saying, because you know,
Speaker 1: you know when you go in those places and this
Speaker 1: characters are like leaning a little too like much into
Speaker 1: the performance and you're like, you're actually this actually feels
Speaker 1: like a comedy now now my my whole relationship to
Speaker 1: this experience is much different. We've pre contextualized it too
Speaker 1: a slapstick rather than something tense. Yeah, yeah, no, I
Speaker 1: here what you're saying. The acting is usually very high
Speaker 1: school stage manager. Yes, I know what you're saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll come for a stage manager every time. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm all the stage managers out there. It's kind of
Speaker 1: in the same family as Sleep No More. That that's
Speaker 1: the one that i've Yeah, that's like a play that
Speaker 1: you get to walk through and people being killed all
Speaker 1: over the place. Yeah, it's really cool, it's really rad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the acting is good. It's not so over the top
Speaker 1: and sane. But it's also not this level of pulled
Speaker 1: back which something happens. Have you ever had this happen?
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Belile manner horror buffo, um niss awaits
Speaker 1: you lady, Bittamore died here, not one hour ago, like
Speaker 1: that level, that level. Yeah, just not giving it, not
Speaker 1: giving ship delusion. I feel like they might have missed
Speaker 1: the mark on the on the name. The name sounds
Speaker 1: a little bit like a club from two thousands three.
Speaker 1: You gotta delusion Tonight, very South Beach. Yeah, bread breaths
Speaker 1: promoting tonight. So yeah, we can get it. Yeah, even
Speaker 1: with sneakers. Dude, I think Terror Reid is gonna be there.
Speaker 1: Harry Reid has definitely made some appearances that club's name
Speaker 1: delusion in her time. All Right, Mona, we're going to
Speaker 1: get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
Speaker 1: we're gonna tell our listeners a few of the things
Speaker 1: we're talking about. We're gonna talk about the dreaded supply
Speaker 1: chain issues that are coming for all of our asses
Speaker 1: this holiday season. We're going to talk about Joe Biden,
Speaker 1: you know, claiming to be with the ships, claiming that
Speaker 1: he's a real one, and how much we're we're trusting that.
Speaker 1: We'll look at some investors who are bailing on this
Speaker 1: new Trump company already and they didn't know that's what
Speaker 1: they were invested in come unfortunately, so they got kind
Speaker 1: of they I think the I think they made money
Speaker 1: on it, actually, but we'll get to that. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: actually catching up on the succession right now, and so
Speaker 1: this is the sort of thing that I feel like
Speaker 1: I can speak knowledgeably about even though I totally can't.
Speaker 1: Dude me too, Yeah, I'm I'm in the middle of
Speaker 1: season two and hey and Kendall just shipped the bed
Speaker 1: literally the cooliest thing that we are going to talk
Speaker 1: about anti bax thought leaders on Facebook and just what
Speaker 1: their numbers are looking like. To attempt people who are
Speaker 1: looking to boost their numbers. We will check in with
Speaker 1: the first school board meeting since a district administrator told
Speaker 1: teachers to both sides the Holocaust, and we will talk about,
Speaker 1: of course wanted dolls, all of that plenty more. But first, mono,
Speaker 1: we do like to ask our guest, what is something
Speaker 1: from your search history. I don't this might be really filthy,
Speaker 1: but I was looking up soaking. Have y'all talked about
Speaker 1: soaking yet? Let's talking about little else? To be honest,
Speaker 1: don't play around. We've never heard of it? Okay, No,
Speaker 1: what is it? What is this my understanding technique for cooking?
Speaker 1: Kind of you're actually correct, my man. So I I
Speaker 1: was talking to someone who was ex Mormon, and she
Speaker 1: was telling me about soaking and my understanding and you
Speaker 1: can look up. We can look at more and soaking.
Speaker 1: Because some people believe that sex is the in and
Speaker 1: out of the penis in the person. So some people,
Speaker 1: to stay holy and good with Jesus and all the
Speaker 1: people upstairs, just put the penis in and let it soak,
Speaker 1: let it ride like a fucking tea bag, like a like,
Speaker 1: let's just sleeping and the woman's soaking soaking. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we're up on the jumping in on soaking. Do you
Speaker 1: know about the jump pumping? Nope? Or someone jumps on
Speaker 1: the bed so it moves, but it's not the thrusting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's this? Is there a sin of the jump pumper,
Speaker 1: like as like a pornographer or something like a facilitator
Speaker 1: of sin, you know what I mean. Yeah, people don't
Speaker 1: think that deep because at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: they're like, we're just trying to literally get it in
Speaker 1: and leave it in. Guys, just let go. You're you know,
Speaker 1: we're all animals. There's nothing evil about one to put
Speaker 1: your private ship on couches and holes. Just live your
Speaker 1: fucking life. If you're already soaking, you're doing sex, right.
Speaker 1: This is yeah, that's what I the whole time, that
Speaker 1: for the last three weeks when we couldn't stop stop
Speaker 1: talking about it. It's just true. You know, the jig
Speaker 1: is up. The jig is up. And it's funny because
Speaker 1: you watch ninety Day, right mon, Yeah, here and there,
Speaker 1: it's like I'm I always Yeah, I started and then
Speaker 1: I get sad and I stopped. So there was this guy,
Speaker 1: there's a guy this season who's more men, and he
Speaker 1: was like he was basically doing this whole thing where
Speaker 1: he was just like, I mean, I've been sexually active,
Speaker 1: but I didn't have like sex sex till I was
Speaker 1: like twenty three, and like when I even like looking
Speaker 1: at him and he's like and it's just so great.
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't know what to do. He's like
Speaker 1: going back to abstinence is like having candy and then
Speaker 1: having to eat vegetables after. And this dude is still
Speaker 1: very devout and like lying to his like fiance that
Speaker 1: he's like a virgin. He's not, you know, just skinning
Speaker 1: it awful. It's it's kind of the opinion that if
Speaker 1: you're just really bad at sex, then you aren't technically
Speaker 1: having sex. It's like, is the is the philosophy? There?
Speaker 1: Religious boys ruined my life, like in college especially, but
Speaker 1: like because you know, I was ready, I was out
Speaker 1: and ready to bone pretty early in college. I was like,
Speaker 1: let's get weird, and I kept finding these fucking religious
Speaker 1: closet cases. And one time in particular, I got slammed drunk.
Speaker 1: I was like, where this is gonna happen? Is gonna
Speaker 1: be wonderful? And we get naked and we're in a
Speaker 1: bed together and like literally at that moment the person
Speaker 1: was like I can't do this. This, this is wrong,
Speaker 1: this is religiously wrong, and okay, awesome and they're like,
Speaker 1: you should leave, and I was like, okay, awesome. I'm
Speaker 1: slammed on top of this night being such a bust.
Speaker 1: So yeah, man, religion ruins everything fun. What is something
Speaker 1: you think is overrated? Oh, you're gonna hate me for this.
Speaker 1: French fries mm hmmm. I like them, but y'all are
Speaker 1: obsessed like I I they're great, like like, they're fun,
Speaker 1: they're good, but I think most times, God people are
Speaker 1: gonna really kill me. I eat about I'll eat. It's
Speaker 1: like Eminem's to me, like you have a couple and
Speaker 1: you're like, Okay, I'm good, I'm I'm good. I get it,
Speaker 1: I'm good. I can move on. That is not my
Speaker 1: experience with Eminem's. French fries are definitely something that fills
Speaker 1: you up quick, you know. I feel like it's they
Speaker 1: have their like pancake light in the sense that they're
Speaker 1: expanding your stomach a little bit. But I kind of
Speaker 1: agree that, like, French fries are good when they're really good,
Speaker 1: but a lot of the time, like the or not one,
Speaker 1: they're not like pizza, where even bad pizza is pretty good.
Speaker 1: Like bad French fries fucking suck. They're just like yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree, potato se yeah, or they're like really cold
Speaker 1: and shitty either and their bricks and then you're putting
Speaker 1: bricks in your body. It's like, guys, sky good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's I mean, I think it's also just like
Speaker 1: one of these things now to where it's just easy
Speaker 1: to make, so like whenever we see it. I feel
Speaker 1: like my like, my love of fries starts from being
Speaker 1: a kid and I'm like, oh, yes, fries, and I'm
Speaker 1: like I'll just eat fries with anything. And then as
Speaker 1: I get older though, now so I'm like how much
Speaker 1: salt is in this? Yeah? And I'm like how much
Speaker 1: how much deep fried ship is this? Yeah? Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess I'll just go with a salad. Yeah. You know,
Speaker 1: like but yeah, at the end of the day, I
Speaker 1: definitely I'm not as I'm not as like rabbit of
Speaker 1: a fry person as I as I once was, But
Speaker 1: you know, I enjoy them here and there. I like them,
Speaker 1: like them. I think they're usually uh they're usually also
Speaker 1: put on as like a consolation, where like the sandwich
Speaker 1: can be pretty bad, but they're like, well, guess what
Speaker 1: we're gonna give you way too many fries, so you
Speaker 1: have to feel like this whole adventure is worth it.
Speaker 1: I think that's also a thing that annoys me, where
Speaker 1: you're like, no, this is just more not good fries
Speaker 1: that sucks. Yeah, I think that exact sentences written on
Speaker 1: a like strategy board in the McDonald's headquarters. Yes, the
Speaker 1: sandwich can suck, but we've nailed fries and give them
Speaker 1: a way too many of them. And you are a
Speaker 1: Taco Bell fan enthusiasm and stand. You know that tracks
Speaker 1: like that's the one thing that I think people complain
Speaker 1: about when it comes to Taco Bell. The one end
Speaker 1: only thing that they're allowed to complain about is that
Speaker 1: they don't know fries. Not the immediate rhea, not that.
Speaker 1: Don't complain to that, but yeah, we uh, did you
Speaker 1: guys try that chicken sandwich taco thing that they just made?
Speaker 1: Tell me it was so good. It was so it
Speaker 1: was so good. I guess it was taco. It was
Speaker 1: like it was just I don't even it was just
Speaker 1: a piece of fried chicken in like a soft bread
Speaker 1: that you know, it was like scientifically made soft by
Speaker 1: the greatest minds in America. Some yeah, with some orange
Speaker 1: mayo goop. And it was incredible. Yeah, I thought you
Speaker 1: were talking about the taco bell creation that was like
Speaker 1: the the bun was the chicken. Wasn't that a thing
Speaker 1: where they had, right, a taco shell that is made
Speaker 1: of chicken that I couldn't bring myself to think about trying.
Speaker 1: But they're also chicken chips too that they just cut
Speaker 1: into triangles, like flattened out triangles. That yeah, that you
Speaker 1: know I could have? I could not for me. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love I love I love how weird they go.
Speaker 1: I love how they always I don't know, I feel
Speaker 1: like I eat and I'm like, yeah, this was actually good.
Speaker 1: This was actually good. What is what something you think
Speaker 1: is underrated? This is very weird too. The other day,
Speaker 1: you know, I know last night, I was like, there's
Speaker 1: a chunnel under the sea that connects England to France
Speaker 1: and we don't give a ship, Like, we don't give it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, how did we build it? How did we
Speaker 1: get under the sea fucking Sebastian arial style? How? How
Speaker 1: like what who built the chunnel and when and how
Speaker 1: did they keep the water from getting in? It just
Speaker 1: blows my mind. And no, yeah, that one chunnel nobody knows.
Speaker 1: Nobody knows how they did that. It's just a mystery,
Speaker 1: one of one of the great mysteries. It just happened.
Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of people die when when
Speaker 1: when doing that. I think that's part of the secret
Speaker 1: is they just like send people down there and then
Speaker 1: they die and then they just kind of sweep that
Speaker 1: under the rug. Or at least they did the New
Speaker 1: York subway system. I think, oh, like making it. They're like, oh, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: just sleep that to this side. Have you any of
Speaker 1: you been through the chunnel? No? I have not. I
Speaker 1: have seen Mission impossible. I was gonna say basically that
Speaker 1: was the best ad for that motherfucker ever because I remember, wait,
Speaker 1: what it does? What? And then I remember like my mom,
Speaker 1: who had been to Europe, was like, yeah, it's full
Speaker 1: like you don't know about this, and I want to
Speaker 1: go to there now. But then it's like it's not
Speaker 1: like it's an underwater tube and you're like, oh, look
Speaker 1: at the whales, there's the tunnel and I'm like uh.
Speaker 1: And then that's remember as a kid being like, well,
Speaker 1: then this ship is whacked. How would you even know
Speaker 1: you're under the seat? Okay, So it's seventy five two
Speaker 1: fifty ft below the c bed, so it's so deep
Speaker 1: it's I don't it blows my damn mind. I don't know.
Speaker 1: And uh, you know, how do we keep the water
Speaker 1: from getting in? Because whoever is doing that? Wow, bravo, bravo,
Speaker 1: good ship, every one, fantastic. I think there's like a
Speaker 1: third channel in between the two that if they need
Speaker 1: to like pull off for whatever reason, you can pull
Speaker 1: into that and it takes like an hour to slow
Speaker 1: it down because of how fast it's going. I think
Speaker 1: that's one of those trained facts that I learned as
Speaker 1: a dad of a train first. If you said as
Speaker 1: a kid, I mean like you mean as a father
Speaker 1: to train lover. Yeah, the channel and various acts of
Speaker 1: train engineering are are things that I've rediscovered an appreciation
Speaker 1: for in the past couple of years. They're they're pretty
Speaker 1: fucking cool man. Yeah, you are correct, it is wild. Yeah,
Speaker 1: channel channel, man, gentleman. And only took them one ten
Speaker 1: years is what I'm looking at right now. Ten years tennis,
Speaker 1: wait less it started in I don't know. Wow, good
Speaker 1: job everyone, mm hmm, well done. Alright, Let's take a
Speaker 1: quick break and then we will talk about some supply
Speaker 1: chain issues and we're back, and as we were talking
Speaker 1: about before before we went to break, you know, there
Speaker 1: are some amazing feats that humans have pulled off that
Speaker 1: make it seem like, you know, we should be able
Speaker 1: to get whatever the funk we want for Christmas when
Speaker 1: buying things for people for Christmas, we should be able
Speaker 1: to get it, like within a couple of days because
Speaker 1: we're spoiled and everything is on demand these things now.
Speaker 1: But it's it's looking like that that may not be
Speaker 1: the case, and the conservative media is sort of already
Speaker 1: ramping up to make Joe Biden eat this one. M
Speaker 1: they I mean they have to. It's it's it's like
Speaker 1: the one thing that every congress person has been tween,
Speaker 1: Like I remember when Trump was president, paper towels were
Speaker 1: seventeen dollars or stuff like I remember when Trump was president,
Speaker 1: babies got their toys on Jesus's birthday. So this whole
Speaker 1: thing has been a very great barb for conservatives by
Speaker 1: just completely ignoring, you know, like that it's a global
Speaker 1: supply chain, not like the Biden factory is withholding toy
Speaker 1: parts from the orphans, and you know, it's a it's
Speaker 1: a it's a number of factors, right, There's inflation, there's
Speaker 1: labor shortages, they're shipping bottlenecks, and the fucking pandemic. So
Speaker 1: all those things together, yes, are causing problems in the
Speaker 1: supply chain. And right now you've probably seen that the like,
Speaker 1: you know, places like Amazon, Walmart. They're like, hey man,
Speaker 1: it's Black Friday on October twelfth, and you're like, what
Speaker 1: the fun is going on? That's because you know, I
Speaker 1: think a lot of retailer retailers look at their stocks
Speaker 1: and being like, I'm not sure what we're gonna be
Speaker 1: able to restock. And plus, if people want things, we
Speaker 1: might as incentivize them buying now because things are going
Speaker 1: to be a little bit unpredictable over the next two months.
Speaker 1: Some forecasters just just to put it in your mind
Speaker 1: what we're talking about, right, Some forecasters saying that out
Speaker 1: of stock messages like online or websites, and you're like, funk,
Speaker 1: I want to get this. They're saying are expected to
Speaker 1: be up a one hundred seventy two this holiday season
Speaker 1: compared to and up three hundred on a two year basis.
Speaker 1: Sole wasn't great head its issues, Yeah, I remember correctly,
Speaker 1: But I think yeah, that was before other people started
Speaker 1: withholding their labor and being like, hey, it's up to
Speaker 1: you to figure this out, not us. And then the
Speaker 1: other thing that they're saying is it's the specifics that
Speaker 1: are going to get hit the hardest. They say, apparel
Speaker 1: is going to have the highest out of stock levels.
Speaker 1: Most likely it's followed by sporting goods, baby products, then electronics,
Speaker 1: so there's no need to start plundering supermarkets for toilet paper. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and but at the end of my toilet paper is electronic.
Speaker 1: That's uh, yeah, I'm sorry, what do you mean, how
Speaker 1: does that work? Oh you don't. Yeah, that's it's the
Speaker 1: new it's the new, uh, the newest apple you have
Speaker 1: liked just one kind, just rins it off. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that's I think it's important for people to know, like,
Speaker 1: if you, if you are somebody has something very specific
Speaker 1: in mind as a gift or whatever, that Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is kind of the environment that you're up against. I mean,
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, I don't see myself
Speaker 1: buying more clothes or sporting goods or baby products or electronics.
Speaker 1: I mean stop buying. I read this and I would
Speaker 1: like I read this and was like, good, stop buying trash. Everyone,
Speaker 1: quit it, just quit it. It's so stupid. You don't
Speaker 1: need especially clothes. You know how much clothes you have.
Speaker 1: I don't care who you are, you know what how
Speaker 1: much clothes you have in your closet? Like, don't I knew? Crap?
Speaker 1: And And if it's also connected to people demanding better
Speaker 1: wages and working conditions, great, don't don't patronize these companies
Speaker 1: that are like not paying forcing people to make Kellogg's
Speaker 1: frosted flakes for seventeen hours at a time. Yeah, although
Speaker 1: I I do just like to get people sporting goods
Speaker 1: for Christmas, you know, just a tennis raggedy just shut yeah,
Speaker 1: sleeve of shuttle cocks. That's how it's done. Yeah. But
Speaker 1: I mean, if you, if you are, if you do
Speaker 1: have some needy clothes horses out there, get your shopping done.
Speaker 1: It's okay, right, all right, Let's talk about the man
Speaker 1: who this is all being laid at the feet of,
Speaker 1: who we are supposed to be energetically defending against. You know,
Speaker 1: these ruthless attacks from the right, Joe Biden. His agenda
Speaker 1: has been just repeatedly thw did by Republican opposition, and
Speaker 1: you know he's supposed to have both the Senate in
Speaker 1: the House, but there's also to funk faces in Joe
Speaker 1: Mansion and Kirsen cinema kind of sucking that up for everyone.
Speaker 1: We have what looked on and people going, well, what's
Speaker 1: going on that agenda? Man? Uh looks like not getting
Speaker 1: shipped done because you're just letting um, you know, the
Speaker 1: filibuster rock. And there's a lot of really pressing issues,
Speaker 1: you know, aside from climate change or the lack of
Speaker 1: the proper social safety net for vulnerable Americans. You know,
Speaker 1: another huge thing is voting rights. It's a huge, huge deal,
Speaker 1: especially when you look at what is happening across the
Speaker 1: states where the Republicans are turning their state houses into
Speaker 1: just veritable rat fucory casinos for voting stuff. And you know,
Speaker 1: they want they plan to suppress and invalidate votes, like
Speaker 1: that's what they're trying to set themselves up to be
Speaker 1: able to have that sort of legislative power. And you
Speaker 1: know that's why a lot of people like, can you
Speaker 1: pass voter reform at the very least, you know, because
Speaker 1: that's something to protect and by passing, you know, proper
Speaker 1: voting reform and shrining these things into law, there's a
Speaker 1: chance that, you know, people's votes can actually count and
Speaker 1: they don't have to tell people. And activists be like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I know they're playing dirty, but just try and be
Speaker 1: just better than them and and we can win. It's
Speaker 1: like we're going up against a stacked deck. So now
Speaker 1: it looks like Joe Biden is, you know, essentially saying
Speaker 1: that he's he's ready to fucking do away with the filibuster.
Speaker 1: And if he does way with the filibuster, does he
Speaker 1: have the Mansion and Cinema support to do something about
Speaker 1: voting rights? Are they on board for that? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: mean on some level. I mean you saw how Joe
Speaker 1: Manson was like, do this other version, like I can
Speaker 1: get ten Republican votes for That was the thing that
Speaker 1: the Republicans just uniformly just said no to last week there,
Speaker 1: and everyone's like, I that we did. We watered this
Speaker 1: down because you said ten Republicans would get here. Joe Manson, no,
Speaker 1: because they're not interested in making anything more level by
Speaker 1: any stretch of the imagination. So I just want to
Speaker 1: play a clip because Joe Biden had a town hall
Speaker 1: with Anderson Cooper and said, here is kind of like
Speaker 1: what I'm thinking right now. You know, Republicans have been
Speaker 1: fucking up way too much, But I also think we're
Speaker 1: going to have to move to the point where we
Speaker 1: fundamentally all of the filibuster. Are you saying, uh, once
Speaker 1: you get this current agenda passed on spending and social programs,
Speaker 1: that you would be open to fundamentally altering the filibuster,
Speaker 1: we're doing away are doing away with it? Well, that
Speaker 1: remains to be seen exactly what that means in terms
Speaker 1: of fundamentally all or not whether or not we just
Speaker 1: end the filibuster straight up, uly is consequential when it
Speaker 1: comes to voting right, Just so unclear though you would
Speaker 1: entertain the notion of doing with a filibuster on that
Speaker 1: one issue. Is that correct? And maybe more? Oh oh,
Speaker 1: breaking reveals to politics that was that was a dramatic pause.
Speaker 1: Anytime there's a dramatic pause with Joe Biden, I am
Speaker 1: concerned that he will just never get out of whatever,
Speaker 1: you know, pauses happening inside his brain. You'll get trapped
Speaker 1: in a sentence for the rest of the time. For
Speaker 1: the find a punctuation could find the end of that
Speaker 1: he's been stuck there for three months now, like Mr President,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And like I said, hey,
Speaker 1: look maybe more medically speaking, he's in a comma and
Speaker 1: you don't know if he'll make his way out. This
Speaker 1: is the thing is I'm curious, right, like what is
Speaker 1: what's he really doing? Like I see that he's reaching
Speaker 1: for his waist, but if you're going to actually pull
Speaker 1: out the strap and start clapping or is it really
Speaker 1: just like hey, watch out, gop because I'll do the
Speaker 1: Hey you better, you better get in love because I'll
Speaker 1: pull this thing over and I'll keep this racist relic alive.
Speaker 1: Maybe I will. Uh, I don't know. So that's where
Speaker 1: I'm like he said things like this before, but this
Speaker 1: seemed a little bit different. Like you saw he was
Speaker 1: pacing around the States like he was like, I don't know, man, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe I'm gonna have to fucking fundamentally alter that
Speaker 1: their ship. I don't know, if you were walking around
Speaker 1: the stage that maybe, like if any of us were
Speaker 1: walking around the stage, you might have the sort of
Speaker 1: we might give off like a sort of you know,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm pissed here. I'm thinking about what I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do to you With him, it seemed more like you
Speaker 1: were watching a like Civil War ghost that it's just
Speaker 1: kind of like wandering and didn't really know that it
Speaker 1: was there. But that would be that would I hope
Speaker 1: that that's at least what was planned in the stage
Speaker 1: directions and like that's what he was going for, because
Speaker 1: that would indicate that he's actually, you know, going to
Speaker 1: do the thing. Right. It doesn't seem very convenient to
Speaker 1: be your own good cop and bad cop, right, that's
Speaker 1: not how the interrogations work. I think, Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: it's time because like if if he's angling for is
Speaker 1: it already time to think about re election? I don't
Speaker 1: think just yet. I think you can he can sneak
Speaker 1: in some bad evil liberal moves, you know, things that
Speaker 1: can you know, help us get things done and still
Speaker 1: have his cake and eat it too, which seems to
Speaker 1: be his thing. M Yeah, I mean it would be.
Speaker 1: It seems like if he does not you know, actually
Speaker 1: suspend or fundamentally alter to the point of irrelevancy the filibuster,
Speaker 1: it's going to be like a an administration that is
Speaker 1: notable for not getting a single fucking thing done. Yeah.
Speaker 1: In that respect. It's not it's not good for re election,
Speaker 1: like he has already be thinking about. Really know, what
Speaker 1: also blows my mind about the filibuster of it all
Speaker 1: is that these are the same people, the same people
Speaker 1: who are using this and and not working and not
Speaker 1: doing their jobs in this filibustering bullshit, are the same
Speaker 1: people who scream out, America, do your job, get it done.
Speaker 1: You're lazy, And it's like you have a a tent
Speaker 1: pole of your work is not working because you don't
Speaker 1: want to do your work. You have a lot of nerve. Yes, yeah, Oh,
Speaker 1: I just want to also play one clip too, since
Speaker 1: we're on Joe Bienen and how he's screwing everything up
Speaker 1: for people in America, I do want to play this
Speaker 1: clip of Senator Joni Earnest from Iowa give and her
Speaker 1: whole take on how Biden is messing up Christmas for everyone.
Speaker 1: So just check. This is a class. It's also so
Speaker 1: bad because you know how again, the Republicans love making
Speaker 1: up nicknames. They're like the demon Rats and the and
Speaker 1: you know, oh Biden because that's like a portmanteau of
Speaker 1: Obama and Biden, which, like the other thing they do
Speaker 1: this time, Joni Ernst has some new branding she wants
Speaker 1: to share with the class about how Biden is just
Speaker 1: screwing up Christmas, and folks, this crisis isn't ending anytime soon.
Speaker 1: The upcoming holiday season is already being referred to as
Speaker 1: Biden's Blue Christmas. The White House is even warning there
Speaker 1: will be items people can't get for chriss Christmas. So
Speaker 1: let's just hope for the sake of the kids who
Speaker 1: have been good all year, that Biden's broken supply chain
Speaker 1: problems don't extend all the way to the North Pole. Wow,
Speaker 1: my god, And these are fucking people who are supposedly
Speaker 1: leading the country. You know they don't. They are disingenuously
Speaker 1: acting up to like acting up to It's like they
Speaker 1: don't know how anything works. Just to be like to
Speaker 1: create this like Hallmark movie bad Guy narrative, like because
Speaker 1: I hope with all the little children who have been
Speaker 1: so good this year that they may be negatively affected
Speaker 1: by Biden's broken supply change, like to compare to her
Speaker 1: performance to a high school theater production would be insulting
Speaker 1: to high schools or you know, even middle schools. Like
Speaker 1: that was her acting was not great. Her props were
Speaker 1: a like a graphic from Internet three clip art Life
Speaker 1: under Biden. Yeah, was guaranteed deliver, late delivery, guaranteed. Truly, man,
Speaker 1: it would be worth the jail time. But just stand
Speaker 1: up in that room and go, you're an adult. You
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, you're not. You're not
Speaker 1: We're not in a free form holiday movie. You're an adult.
Speaker 1: Talk like an adult. God, I wish I could heck
Speaker 1: all these people as a senator, be like, yo, straight
Speaker 1: she capping up there, capping, You're like, whoa, whoa, whoa senator? Great, Please,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I would like to be recognized to inform
Speaker 1: the distinguished gentle lady from the state of Iowa to
Speaker 1: cease the capitry. But yeah, also her energy about like
Speaker 1: and I just hope for all like this like fake
Speaker 1: dilemma she's setting up. It's like the same energy of
Speaker 1: a youth pastor tone you're not to funk before marriage,
Speaker 1: where it's like I'm not taking this ship seriously, You're like,
Speaker 1: because kids, Jesus would be very upset if you were
Speaker 1: to engage in sex before you are married. I'm like mmmmm,
Speaker 1: And what you said is very scary. You're right, but
Speaker 1: it's popping off in the parking lot right after Yeah,
Speaker 1: in the parking lot. Yeah, you know what part I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't. The only thing I the only thing that
Speaker 1: I see that makes sense from people who are repressed
Speaker 1: themselves seems to be like they're the ones doing the
Speaker 1: absolute craziest ship. It's always like, it's never like, you know,
Speaker 1: the gay guy does gay sex. Great priest who said
Speaker 1: gay people don't exist caught shoving a snake up his
Speaker 1: ass and also eating crystal. Yeah, exactly, it's like it all.
Speaker 1: It seems to me the people who are supposed to
Speaker 1: be following the rules are the ones who really crack. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe maybe they'll figure it out, or maybe
Speaker 1: they'll just keep on keeping on living in a state
Speaker 1: of constant emotional dysfunction and distress. But aren't we all? Um?
Speaker 1: We did want to check in with Texas real quick.
Speaker 1: They had their first board meeting last week since one
Speaker 1: of their school district administrators told teachers to both sides
Speaker 1: of the Holocaust. It was a meeting with teachers where
Speaker 1: she was telling them how to get rid of books
Speaker 1: that might be deemed offensive to their new like guidance
Speaker 1: they're a new law that was past that basically said
Speaker 1: you can't have a book that doesn't present both sides.
Speaker 1: And the teacher didn't even bring up the Holocaust. She
Speaker 1: was she was like, like, how could we possibly do
Speaker 1: present multiple perspectives on racism? And then, unprompted, this administrator
Speaker 1: just brings up the Holocaust, says, make sure that if
Speaker 1: you have a book on the Holocaust, that you have
Speaker 1: one that has an opposing that has other perspectives. And
Speaker 1: a teacher said, how do you oppose the Holocaust? And
Speaker 1: she says, believe me, that's come up. So the district
Speaker 1: is basically coming out and being like, you guys know
Speaker 1: that that's not what the law means, but why did
Speaker 1: you say that? Yeah, why do you say that? Why
Speaker 1: one of your administrators, who you paid to go and
Speaker 1: teach the law, unprompted, come up with the Holocaust. They're like, well,
Speaker 1: she's a Holocaust denier and she got her own personal
Speaker 1: values mixed up in a in an she shouldn't have.
Speaker 1: Like you're like, oh, yeah, what is the opposing view?
Speaker 1: I don't get it. Let that mean okay, there's I
Speaker 1: guess a couple of versions, right that whether or not
Speaker 1: it was justified whether or not it happened. M hmm.
Speaker 1: I think those are that's already like, uh yeah, don't
Speaker 1: even don't even don't even start down that road. That's
Speaker 1: it's so easy to disprove. I mean, people will continue
Speaker 1: to do it, but it's so easy to disprove that
Speaker 1: fucking crazy idea that it's it did right, right. And
Speaker 1: the only difference between the statements where people are saying,
Speaker 1: come on, you know that we believe Holocaust happened, and
Speaker 1: the ones where the woman's telling people to believe her
Speaker 1: that it has been used in a conversation with her
Speaker 1: as an example, is that one happened behind closed doors
Speaker 1: and was referencing another meeting that happened behind closed doors
Speaker 1: in private, and the common guys statement is their public stance.
Speaker 1: But anyways, at the first school board meeting since that
Speaker 1: all happened, parents were, you know, raising the problems that
Speaker 1: every human mind that's not being carried around in the
Speaker 1: body of the Nazi came up with. And a former
Speaker 1: student testified to his experience as a student in that
Speaker 1: school district, which include he said, I received everything from
Speaker 1: jokes about my nose to gas chambers all while studying
Speaker 1: for my bar Mitzvah. The facts are that there are
Speaker 1: not two sides of the Holocaust. The Nazi systematically killed
Speaker 1: millions of people. They're not two sides of slavery. What
Speaker 1: Europeans enslaved Black Africans in this country until June nin teenth,
Speaker 1: a moment we're barely a hundred and fifty years removed from.
Speaker 1: But the idea that this is that it's like one
Speaker 1: racist school administrator, that's not the case. The reality is
Speaker 1: that this is America. That is the status quo is
Speaker 1: that this person can't go to school in that district
Speaker 1: because they're Jewish, and you know, they were contemplating suicide
Speaker 1: because the anti Semitism that they were facing there, right,
Speaker 1: And I think that's important to note when people just
Speaker 1: try and make things, you know, like what harm is right,
Speaker 1: because people be like, well, it's just they're just joking around,
Speaker 1: like it's a joke, like and I think a lot
Speaker 1: of like again you with the Chapelle thing, right, just
Speaker 1: jokes man, it's not serious, like he doesn't mean that
Speaker 1: stuff or whatever defense has been deployed. It's the fact
Speaker 1: that when you're creating an environment where someone is feeling
Speaker 1: mothered that can feel violent, and that is that's exactly
Speaker 1: how people begin to question their own self worth as
Speaker 1: a person if they're being treated as someone in the
Speaker 1: out group or whatever, that it's okay to make fun
Speaker 1: of someone, you know, appearance and things like that. And yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure that these teachers would be like, well, I'm
Speaker 1: sure that was an isolated incident. But you know, at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, like, you know, like we're
Speaker 1: kids are evil, you know, and that's not like intentionally,
Speaker 1: but we don't have the kinds of capabilities or capacity
Speaker 1: for like empathy that you do old like later in life.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you're gonna say wild ship and not realize
Speaker 1: that it could fucking truly harm a person for years
Speaker 1: and he's just thing like that. But I just that's
Speaker 1: like the homi and blah blah blah blah blah. And
Speaker 1: I think that's you know, I think a lesson that
Speaker 1: we're many people are still like learning and how communication works.
Speaker 1: Vile ideas can be. I I can't say this enough.
Speaker 1: The person who said this, petty whoever, whatever, what's their name,
Speaker 1: I guarantee they don't actually mean that they want someone
Speaker 1: to be educated on both sides of a thing, because
Speaker 1: I guarantee if you were like, Okay, great, let's continue
Speaker 1: to educate people on both sides of a thing, Christianity
Speaker 1: and atheism. I guarantee she's they would satan. Do you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. It's like, so you're not, You're
Speaker 1: just say just say I'm a full of shit anti Semitic,
Speaker 1: which I'm a horrible person. Just say that instead of
Speaker 1: I want people to be educated on both sides, because
Speaker 1: you don't. You don't want that. Of course, it's to
Speaker 1: normalize a very discriminatory worldview. That's all it is, to
Speaker 1: legiti teaching. I would be shocked if she was cool
Speaker 1: enough to be a witch. However, right she was like, no, no,
Speaker 1: don't get me fucked up. She's like I was. I
Speaker 1: was part of that group, of which is we were
Speaker 1: hexing the funk out of the Supreme Court. But I
Speaker 1: just think that the media, like and people who pay
Speaker 1: attention to the mainstream media and me, like before I
Speaker 1: really started paying attention to kind of alternate perspectives on
Speaker 1: the media, like, tend to assume that America is the
Speaker 1: reasonable public Statements made by trained public facing bureaucrats and
Speaker 1: it's actually not that. It's the open racism and anti
Speaker 1: semitism they're using behind closed doors that erupts them violence
Speaker 1: and murder when they become cops or militia members or
Speaker 1: mass shooters at a synagogue like that. That is what
Speaker 1: where the actual consequences are are actually happening. And it's
Speaker 1: not the fucking statements just because they have a PR
Speaker 1: degree and they get to get in front of the
Speaker 1: cameras and say the thing, that doesn't make it what
Speaker 1: America is actually about. Because damn man, if Christian kid
Speaker 1: has heard about Satanism, they would be they would they
Speaker 1: would switch it up real quick. They're like, oh Jesus
Speaker 1: telling you to abstain me, I'm telling you to indulge
Speaker 1: over here. It's trying to indulge come over here with
Speaker 1: satan baby. Well that's the fear. That's why Christian parents
Speaker 1: are always like every couple decades, they're like having a
Speaker 1: Satanic panic where because they know their product is uh
Speaker 1: not not on par the offs. Their product is the
Speaker 1: off switch. None of that, right, none, Like what do
Speaker 1: you old whittles down to and you tell kids, hey,
Speaker 1: how about all of it is for all of y'all
Speaker 1: because like, yeah, you know, like you don't want to,
Speaker 1: but again that's methods of control and things like that.
Speaker 1: So yeah, just be honest with your kids, you know,
Speaker 1: just be honest with them. Yeah, yeah, actually parent them
Speaker 1: that that that could be cool. Yeah, and don't rely on,
Speaker 1: you know, spooky ghost stories to try and get them
Speaker 1: from not fucking yeah, just be like, hey, let's talk
Speaker 1: about sex, Let's talk about the ramifications, let's talk about
Speaker 1: what it could do to your life. Just playing respect
Speaker 1: them and their minds or you know what instead, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no that's not Look at this book page read that.
Speaker 1: You don't want that? Now? Do you look at this
Speaker 1: free He enjoys sex and his body. Isn't that disgusting?
Speaker 1: In that evil? Like I guess? So, okay, the wires
Speaker 1: are getting crossed too. All right, let's take a quick
Speaker 1: break and we'll be right back. And we're back and there.
Speaker 1: There's this mystery that's been making the rounds on shows
Speaker 1: like last Podcast on the Left, which I really like.
Speaker 1: Some true crime fans have been talking about this because
Speaker 1: it was very creepy. A young, healthy family was found
Speaker 1: dead on a hiking trail, appearing to of all, just
Speaker 1: like you know, the father was sitting down with his daughter,
Speaker 1: their dog was like dead next to them. The mother
Speaker 1: was just like you know, ten ft up the trail,
Speaker 1: and they you people were very concerned, scared, didn't know
Speaker 1: what happened. They closed down a entire section of this
Speaker 1: park because they thought it might be this poisonous algae
Speaker 1: bloom that was going through the river and that they
Speaker 1: might have taken a drink from that. And it turns
Speaker 1: out it was heat exhaustion and hyperthermia, which is something
Speaker 1: that we talked about a couple of weeks back at
Speaker 1: a hyper hyper thermia, not hypo. This is already the
Speaker 1: most common the deadliest form of like natural disaster in
Speaker 1: America is heat death or hyperthermia. More than you know, floods, freezing, wildfires,
Speaker 1: like all the ones that we see in movies. It's
Speaker 1: this one that we almost never see a movie like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and we don't that movie death that like allows us
Speaker 1: to picture what this is in our minds, and so
Speaker 1: when something like this happens, we just like can't. We
Speaker 1: don't have the imaginative vocabulary to like make sense of it,
Speaker 1: and so everybody just treats it as if like you know,
Speaker 1: it's aliens or you know, they were talking about poisonous
Speaker 1: gas coming out of a nearby cave, and it was
Speaker 1: it was a heat death, which is already you know,
Speaker 1: one of the deadliest things in the country and only
Speaker 1: getting more so. And the reason that the police were
Speaker 1: baffled is because this this isn't common or hasn't been
Speaker 1: to this point in history to have like multiple people
Speaker 1: at the same time, at the same moment basically die
Speaker 1: from the same heat heat death. But that's because things
Speaker 1: are just getting worse, you know, because of climate change. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I think just not knowing. I think also people
Speaker 1: were not used to realizing what we could be putting
Speaker 1: our bodies through too. Like our remember in the summer,
Speaker 1: like I took a couple of hikes and I carried
Speaker 1: way less water than I should have, like way way
Speaker 1: I was under I just did not hydrate properly. I
Speaker 1: wasn't even thinking about it, and part of me was like, man,
Speaker 1: it's fucking hot, Like I'm in the direct sunlight. It's
Speaker 1: it's above like eighty it's like ninety degrees. Like this
Speaker 1: can't be like the best thing, like to be like
Speaker 1: physically exerting myself indirect heat with no water, and like
Speaker 1: I had to be like yo, I had to like
Speaker 1: turn back and like, you know, I need to have water.
Speaker 1: And I think, just I think it's a thing that
Speaker 1: we don't consider that we could succumb to as well,
Speaker 1: because I see it all the time, Like you see
Speaker 1: because these people were like on a trail that used
Speaker 1: to be shaded, right, but the forest fires basically completely.
Speaker 1: It's like counding factors from climate change that are contributing
Speaker 1: to making the world more dangerous, but shade and that's
Speaker 1: what And yeah, and you think like, oh well, funk,
Speaker 1: I can be in the sun for a little bit,
Speaker 1: but it's there's a still lot to consider. And I
Speaker 1: think it takes like moments at least for me to
Speaker 1: act really stupidly to be like you can't go on
Speaker 1: a multi mile hike and direct sunlight in the summer
Speaker 1: and like not do the minimum to take care of yourself.
Speaker 1: So I can imagine if you're not thinking like you're
Speaker 1: not experienced enough, you think like you can make it
Speaker 1: through this like intense hike or whatever and very very
Speaker 1: hot conditions like bad that very famous editor who edited
Speaker 1: some Tarantino films. She just passed right away in Griffith Park.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just on a hot day. Just passed right away.
Speaker 1: And it was like Jesus Christ. She was like healthy
Speaker 1: and and you know, living her life and just passed
Speaker 1: right away on a hot, too hot day. Yeah. Really,
Speaker 1: I think it's becoming more and more from Bronston Canyon. Yeah, guys,
Speaker 1: we got we gotta we gotta stop. We gotta stop doing.
Speaker 1: We gotta stop hiking. We got to stop hiking or
Speaker 1: maybe stuff fucking polluting the world. That and just knowing
Speaker 1: the conditions, you know, like if you see that ship
Speaker 1: and it looks like you're going to be in direct
Speaker 1: sunlight in ninety plus degree weather, not many people are
Speaker 1: built for that like that. Yeah, like as much as
Speaker 1: you might think you are, and there are plenty of
Speaker 1: people do work in those conditions, but it's very, very difficult.
Speaker 1: And as as temperatures only go up, like you're gonna
Speaker 1: thinking like, oh it's only nine today, that's not normal,
Speaker 1: you know, like so don't consider that. Uh you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just the second it feels too hot,
Speaker 1: like you gotta know, like that ship can kill you.
Speaker 1: I've been definitely reckless in the past, and I'm going
Speaker 1: like stories like this or making me realize like anytime
Speaker 1: I'm going out there, you just you you now you
Speaker 1: take hikes with a wheelbarrow full of water like in
Speaker 1: front of you. You're like, nore we go, like that's
Speaker 1: what all the moisture in my body with them, like
Speaker 1: a mile of walking, whether it's a hike or not.
Speaker 1: Name just because through my armpits. That's pretty guy. What
Speaker 1: if we took this solemn, respectful tone and just turned
Speaker 1: this into a peloton ad I guess that's why everyone
Speaker 1: should consider the low, low financing rates available for peloton.
Speaker 1: I mean, you really can't put a price on the
Speaker 1: life of your child, but for thirty nine a month financing,
Speaker 1: you could own your peloton biking. Don't like biking? They
Speaker 1: offer the tread now. And let me tell you it
Speaker 1: doesn't kill kids anymore anymore anymore anymore anymore? It out Alright,
Speaker 1: let's talk about hundred dollars real quick on this national
Speaker 1: what is it National Chucky the notorious killer dollar dollars
Speaker 1: Chucky Needs Workshop at International Day Creators Workshop, the Chucky Day.
Speaker 1: But so, why buy a toy when you can buy
Speaker 1: a toy with a dead person's disembodied consciousness stuck in
Speaker 1: so you can get a there's a thriving haunted doll
Speaker 1: market on eban Etsy. The prices range from around a
Speaker 1: hundred fifty dollars at the low end to one thousand,
Speaker 1: and listings usually include a lengthy and detailed backstory about
Speaker 1: the doll, the spirited houses, and you've probably seen, like
Speaker 1: I've even had these videos shared with me that I
Speaker 1: didn't even know what I was like supposed to be watching.
Speaker 1: But it's like this doll is behaving in weird ways,
Speaker 1: or this like halloween decoration. I think there's one with
Speaker 1: a a skeleton Halloween decoration that just like really like
Speaker 1: starts freaking out. But yeah, it's I don't know, like
Speaker 1: I as somebody who has a bunch of toys in
Speaker 1: in my house that are you know, some of them
Speaker 1: used like they will start making creepy as noise if
Speaker 1: they are like noise making toys, they will Their death
Speaker 1: rattles are creepy as fun because they're just like melting
Speaker 1: down and like saying like sputtering out like little junks
Speaker 1: of words. And so yeah, but anyways, people are using
Speaker 1: that as a as a way to profit. So writer
Speaker 1: JM looked on eBay immediately found one going for seven
Speaker 1: fifty dollars in Australia. The seller even included evidence a
Speaker 1: video of the dolls possession. Yeah, I mean it's very
Speaker 1: long and uneventful, as all these videos are. Well, here,
Speaker 1: let's watch a let's let's at least hear a segment
Speaker 1: of it so people can understand what the experience is
Speaker 1: like shopping for a haunted doll. So this is okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Here's the video of the haunted doll.
Speaker 1: It's just a doll and addresser. They're zooming in vertical video.
Speaker 1: This was just clicking in my daughter's room. She doesn't
Speaker 1: even near it. I mean, she doesn't even use it anymore. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's I'm already had enough. This doll was like, come, okay,
Speaker 1: a great sales pitch, but how do you get from
Speaker 1: there to the thing? It has someone soul? Well, so
Speaker 1: it's interesting. So I did watch most of that video
Speaker 1: and it's it's interesting because apparently the spirit that is
Speaker 1: encased when this doll is hard of hearing because they
Speaker 1: have to ask it to do a thing five times
Speaker 1: and wait a long time before it does the thing
Speaker 1: that they're asking for it, and the thing that it
Speaker 1: does is like sputter out half of whatever you know,
Speaker 1: the voice box inside the doll was supposed to say.
Speaker 1: And they're like, but they just ask it genuine questions.
Speaker 1: They're like, what is your name? Can you say your name?
Speaker 1: Say your name? Can you say your name? Who are
Speaker 1: you set your name? And then it'll make a noise
Speaker 1: and they're like, whoa. That's like that's like talking to
Speaker 1: like a frying pan with some ship in it, like sizzling,
Speaker 1: and you're like, pop, if you was a spirit in there,
Speaker 1: Pop now pop? Oh my god? Did you see this
Speaker 1: pan of onions is possessed? I'm the se it on
Speaker 1: eBay for seven. There's another one that Jam found for
Speaker 1: the low price of a hundred and twenty dollars that
Speaker 1: is possessed by a fucking demon. You guys, here we go,
Speaker 1: and you can tell it's possessed by a demon because
Speaker 1: they do offer the warning please keep away from children
Speaker 1: and pets. This ship, this ship demonic. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: a genius. I love everything about this business. I know
Speaker 1: it's brilliant. What so, who's what's the market for this? Exactly? Like,
Speaker 1: why is someone looking at an old, shitty doll and
Speaker 1: be like, oh, that should got demons in it. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna pay a lot more than his worth. So there's
Speaker 1: the there's the consumer base that I'm fine with being targeted,
Speaker 1: which is amateur ghost hunters. Yes, yeah, sure. But then
Speaker 1: there's the really sad one, which is people hoping to
Speaker 1: use it to contact dead loved ones and like and like,
Speaker 1: your dad loved one is going to start talking to you,
Speaker 1: and like snippets, don't you first doll to contact your
Speaker 1: past husband? I guaranteed doesn't. He doesn't like who the
Speaker 1: fund is this? Why did you? I missed David so much?
Speaker 1: Please haunted doll, please connect to him. I just want
Speaker 1: to speak to him. Yeah yeah yeah, this is a
Speaker 1: conduit to the nether life. Yeah but mino, you you
Speaker 1: mentioned Annabelle, and this industry has apparently really shot up
Speaker 1: after the Annabelle movies started coming out, and you can
Speaker 1: buy loads of haunted objects, not just dolls, coins, pebbles,
Speaker 1: bits of wood. One case a haunted weight lost bag
Speaker 1: that allows you to burn calories faster. Yo, what we
Speaker 1: lost bag? What are you? Yea weight lost bag? We
Speaker 1: lost bag? I don't know how you hold on. I
Speaker 1: have to see this. What is a haunted I'm clicking now,
Speaker 1: super powerful okay, summoning the Angel of fitness. Yeah, some
Speaker 1: of the Angel of fitness with this haunted bag and
Speaker 1: watch the pants pounds just melt away for the low
Speaker 1: price of six thousand dollars. Again, I mean, I feel
Speaker 1: like they need to adopt this for the peloton. But
Speaker 1: they're saying people are selling you said, coins, pebbles, bits
Speaker 1: of wood. This sounds like me just taking a random
Speaker 1: scoop from underneath one of my car floor mats. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: but how so is there like a like you know,
Speaker 1: like stock X, Like can they verify the ship is haunted?
Speaker 1: So eBay is the closest that you come, but they
Speaker 1: like it's kind of it's kind of a catch point
Speaker 1: two because they explicitly banned the selling of souls where
Speaker 1: it containing claims to have some and soul in it,
Speaker 1: so they have to the sellers have to be like,
Speaker 1: this is for entertainment purposes only. But I think you
Speaker 1: guys know what's really going on here, got it? So
Speaker 1: couldn't you just be like you want to know this
Speaker 1: ship is bullshit? Because um, eBay's terms of service wouldn't
Speaker 1: even allie it to something yet how to soul in it?
Speaker 1: So misspeak this go to soul Bay. I mean, but
Speaker 1: the people who are purchasing this, you know, I'm they're
Speaker 1: not people who mean they're big fans of research. They're
Speaker 1: not people. No, yeah, no, they got the COVID COVID
Speaker 1: cards that they're selling. You wear it around your neck,
Speaker 1: it will block COVID. It's funny though. They do claim
Speaker 1: that they use rigorous scientific methods, including scanning the dolls
Speaker 1: for electromagnetic energy. I'm assuming they're doing with like a
Speaker 1: toy spectrometer from the Ghostbusters toys that from the eighties,
Speaker 1: storing the dolls in a soundbox to listen for any
Speaker 1: word their phrases, and sleeping next to the dolls to
Speaker 1: see if they have any weird dreams. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is what if they That sounds a little less.
Speaker 1: I wish I had less of a soul, because like
Speaker 1: I would go all in off, Like I feel like
Speaker 1: I could have rise to the top of this world.
Speaker 1: I'm so confident telling people should I'm like, let me
Speaker 1: just tell you something about this fucking old chopstick I
Speaker 1: got from Sugarfish take Out. I'll put this ship near
Speaker 1: my pillow, and I communicated with my Japanese grandmother who
Speaker 1: passed away. Okay, so let's see, I'm gonna sell this
Speaker 1: to you for what sixty bucks right now? Verified Like
Speaker 1: this just seems like if you're really confident, you could
Speaker 1: start making real money. But you do if you're if
Speaker 1: you do plan to go into this business. Dolls are
Speaker 1: always a great option because they have the uncanny valley,
Speaker 1: like they just do it like inherently break our brain
Speaker 1: because there's like you can tell that it's trying to
Speaker 1: look like a human, but our brain also can tell
Speaker 1: it's not a living thing, and that fuckx us up.
Speaker 1: So like, just sell people dolls. It's I love it.
Speaker 1: I think this is such a good business idea because
Speaker 1: I've never because you can just go in any given
Speaker 1: thrift or find the worst, most gnarled nasty girl nasty
Speaker 1: girl doll, and you're gonn you're going to turn a profit.
Speaker 1: I guarantee it. This is because ja, yeah, I'm here
Speaker 1: for the Yeah that is the piss of the dead
Speaker 1: person of the Brat's doll that has been taken over
Speaker 1: by uh Robert dirst. Yeah. I love that this brat's
Speaker 1: doll contains the soul of Robert Dirt. I bet you
Speaker 1: can sell that and you just pull a straying and
Speaker 1: it says I killed him all of course I did
Speaker 1: it right for COVID oh is he? Yeah? And then
Speaker 1: he got charm for another murder today for really his
Speaker 1: first Susan Berman another one yeah yeah, this original one
Speaker 1: in New York, the first one in the louis Boro. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's the one that Janine Pierro was the one prosecuting, right,
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah wow. Anyway, so anyway, pretty soon, all I'm
Speaker 1: saying is, when he dies, y'all hit me up. I
Speaker 1: have the fucking brat's doll that Robert your soul is inside. Okay,
Speaker 1: I got it for you on the low, Mono. It
Speaker 1: has been such a pleasure having you. Where can people
Speaker 1: find you and follow you? Dude? Just find me at
Speaker 1: my name Mono Gapi in good luck spelling it. He'll
Speaker 1: you'll figure it out. And you know, yeah, listen to
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Speaker 1: is nice. And and who is your boyfriend? For all
Speaker 1: the fans, Oh, yes, I do you have a boyfriend.
Speaker 1: He's he's a real true do you have a boyfriend?
Speaker 1: Real treat? Unfortunately, you can find him at Instagram at
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Speaker 1: twenty two. Yeah, he's a he's a cool guy. Sorry,
Speaker 1: his names his name's Jane and we both have ridiculous names.
Speaker 1: And uh, sometimes like a creepy dead Victorian couple will
Speaker 1: hold hands while we sleep. Isn't that fun? And that
Speaker 1: fun is fun? Yeah, it's horrified horrible. And is there
Speaker 1: a tweet or some of the work of social media
Speaker 1: you've been enjoying. Oh, let's see the Twitter, the social
Speaker 1: piece of social media. What am I enjoying? You know?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm enjoying right now, purposefully incorrect videos.
Speaker 1: You know how there's like there's now it's like a
Speaker 1: new thing where it's like like I literally saw someone
Speaker 1: like earned butter in a pan but like they they
Speaker 1: the caption was potatoes. And now that's like the new
Speaker 1: thing is like just do something that is infuriating, right,
Speaker 1: like put a put a bar of chocolate and popcorn
Speaker 1: in a pan and say it makes a cake. Just
Speaker 1: make something that's wrong on perfect because the engagement is better.
Speaker 1: Isn't that insane? I saw someone just like like on TikTok,
Speaker 1: just like burn a block of cheese into a pan.
Speaker 1: Then they're like put it in the oven for ten
Speaker 1: minutes and then they pulled out a wedding cake. Yeah no,
Speaker 1: right right where. It's just absurdest cooking show. It's funny too,
Speaker 1: like you're saying, because then they that person thinks they're
Speaker 1: a hero too for being like I don't believe it.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh wow, you're a real sleuth. Wo. Yeah
Speaker 1: that is commenting on my brat's dollar post Miles where
Speaker 1: can people find you? What the tweet you've been and Twitter,
Speaker 1: Instagram at Miles of Gray. Also the other show for
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Speaker 1: high talking ninety day, you know, just talking that real ship.
Speaker 1: Some tweets that I like, Man, I got a couple
Speaker 1: of good ones at a nice at I said a
Speaker 1: nice it's really a nice burrito tweeted we all have
Speaker 1: that one homie Matt Sweet another one from at O G.
Speaker 1: Mellow Underscore, stabbing your serial three times before the first
Speaker 1: bite really does activate the flavor to think a lot
Speaker 1: of you just gotta get a few dips in there.
Speaker 1: And then finally a death cab for Judy at Please
Speaker 1: Unperceived Me tweated job applications be like, not that it
Speaker 1: matters or anything, but you're not disabled, are you? Wow?
Speaker 1: This is truly like the weird, Like the way it's
Speaker 1: on there, You're like, why is this here? And if
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter, why is this here? All right? Heather
Speaker 1: and Campbell tweeted the Batman but his parents are still
Speaker 1: alive in our like son, stop it, which I think
Speaker 1: is just a good idea for that, and then diego
Speaker 1: at Diego x. Rubis tweeted used to sneak out of
Speaker 1: my house to go to parties. Now I sneak out
Speaker 1: of parties to go to my house and that is
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Speaker 1: think you should go check out. Myles, What song do
Speaker 1: we think people should go check out? Just some just
Speaker 1: some good old drumming bass to go on the weekend
Speaker 1: again on the drumming bassed by God the Week, Oh
Speaker 1: the week, my bad. Yes see, this is what happens
Speaker 1: when you're just time traveling, like I do you know,
Speaker 1: I'm outing myself as a time traveler, but this is
Speaker 1: called sure by the group Triathlon or probably just a
Speaker 1: producer named Triathlon. But it's just like fun, upbeat drumming bass.
Speaker 1: And again, like I said, maybe you're into it, maybe
Speaker 1: you're not. But when I ride my bike, this is
Speaker 1: what I like to blash through my earpieces. So check
Speaker 1: this one out. Pressure Triathlon. You should you should be
Speaker 1: like a peloton instructure music to pump the smoking weed
Speaker 1: and then like dry heaving because I'm sorry, come on, man,
Speaker 1: we just got this hill. Hold on, hold on, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna y'all go up the hill. I'm gonna go to
Speaker 1: this boa and get us switch as we really quick
Speaker 1: that I really would relieve that I'm so sick of
Speaker 1: them living their best lives so casually. Yeah, because even
Speaker 1: when they're like, hey, I'm sweating to I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: you're not. And I've only I've only seen like one
Speaker 1: peloton type thing, like I've not used one, but I've
Speaker 1: seen the visge because I'm always interested because people like
Speaker 1: I love the instructors and I get it like they
Speaker 1: are like that, but when they say they're something like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not struggle, like I want someone who actually makes
Speaker 1: you feel better because they're like, damn at least something right, right,
Speaker 1: I love that al right. Well. The Daily zeitgeis a
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