Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of We've
Speaker 1: Only just begun to Trend. We've only begun damn to trend.
Speaker 1: Do you hear the emotion in that voice. Yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: get to that. I'm Jack. You're miles are some things
Speaker 1: that are a trending. By the way, somebody's got mad
Speaker 1: at me because I've been saying Brendan Fraser Fraser, like
Speaker 1: I'm not the only person who's been making that mistake, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're right, And a lot of people voted for Donald Trump,
Speaker 1: Like come on, I mean, I can't can't hold that
Speaker 1: against me, Like, okay, yes, maybe twenty you're like you
Speaker 1: should have learned from but I don't know, man, Like
Speaker 1: I thought he knows how to do it better this time,
Speaker 1: but no, you know why I remember there was like
Speaker 1: I feel like it was a Comedy Central promo or
Speaker 1: something where he was on it and he did this
Speaker 1: bit and he's like, Hi, it's me Brendan Fraser, not Frasier.
Speaker 1: You're and you're watching blah blah blah, And I was like, okay, full,
Speaker 1: I get it. Full, just change his name. Come on,
Speaker 1: like you have the same last time on We'll have
Speaker 1: him on it, We'll get to the bottom of the
Speaker 1: iconic TV show. Um, come on, she's just trying to
Speaker 1: get Brendan Fraser on for like a laugh. I mean,
Speaker 1: not for a laugh. That would be fucking dope because
Speaker 1: one of the great Now now you acting this when
Speaker 1: he listens back to this respect I just didn't know
Speaker 1: Tim mac pedaling like Robert Dan dan iroh uh you
Speaker 1: know al Posino alright killing it. So Steve Harvey's fashion
Speaker 1: is trending because it's trendy on you know, it's trending
Speaker 1: as in super producer aro On Hosnie I sent it
Speaker 1: to us as we were starting a recording, and it's
Speaker 1: it's just a photograph of him some very Unharvey like,
Speaker 1: you know, he's not rocking the big, boxy, baggy men's
Speaker 1: suits if he's known for. Yeah, he's dressed in the
Speaker 1: latest fashion. Uh where Like I kind of like what
Speaker 1: he's got going on up top. He's got like a
Speaker 1: jacket with like the pops like sort of reminds me
Speaker 1: of the Marvin Gay album cover. Like the way he's
Speaker 1: got his collar pops a little bit. Oh, kind of
Speaker 1: giving you what's going on vibe? Yeah, but like in
Speaker 1: a like tight denim jacket and uh, turtleneck, cobalt blue
Speaker 1: denim jacket. Yeah, cobalt blue denim jacket, turtleneck, black turtleneck,
Speaker 1: and like, what's going on up top? Why do you
Speaker 1: just stay up top? You don't like what's going on
Speaker 1: south of the border. So then down below he's got
Speaker 1: really tight leather pants on where you can tell he
Speaker 1: is circumcised based on these pants he the are doing.
Speaker 1: It's a meat broadcast broadcast. He's broadcasting meat. So and
Speaker 1: so that's what he's doing with these pants and chunky
Speaker 1: old boots, yeah, and real, real chunky boots. And it
Speaker 1: was like, is he dressing like Lewis Hamilton's And when
Speaker 1: she said that, my head almost off, like please don't
Speaker 1: tell me this is the new era of Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1: And then you look like shit, he's having another midlife crisis.
Speaker 1: Lewis Hamilton is a race car driver. For people who
Speaker 1: like me who had to google that, I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: Lewis Hamilton, of course was a race car driver and
Speaker 1: fashion icon. I'm assuming based on I mean that depends
Speaker 1: on what. Yeah, I mean, he's very fashion forward. I'm
Speaker 1: not that fashion forward, um, mostly because I don't have
Speaker 1: the the means to have a stylist, and also it
Speaker 1: just feels exhausting to put on anything other than a hoodie. Um.
Speaker 1: But yeah, they I mean, Louis always comes with the
Speaker 1: next level. You know, he's letting you know he has
Speaker 1: money to dress this way. And I think Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: is doing the same. By the way, after we heard
Speaker 1: of the machine gun Kelly Megan Fox story by Molly
Speaker 1: Lambert on today's episode, which I didn't realize at the time,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I've been on a bit of a social
Speaker 1: media break, so I didn't realize it was written by Molly.
Speaker 1: But the break means you can't read a byeline that
Speaker 1: that is not that same to me too, because I
Speaker 1: looked at the g MY. That is on me for sure,
Speaker 1: especially because the writing is strong. It is a thing
Speaker 1: that you notice. And for some reason, because it was
Speaker 1: in g Q when Molly wrote that like Megan Fox
Speaker 1: was like the most beautiful woman she's ever seen, I
Speaker 1: was like, this dude is horny. Um, because I just
Speaker 1: read g Q and when I saw her in person
Speaker 1: at a Halloween party years ago, and I think I
Speaker 1: told this story, but she was dressed as like a
Speaker 1: fucking stormtrooper or a pad may or something, and I
Speaker 1: was like, Yo, who is this anyway? Who's this fox? Right?
Speaker 1: Who's this? Who's this weed? But since reading the story,
Speaker 1: I was I've had occasion to go into the office
Speaker 1: a couple of times, and I've noticed multiple couples that
Speaker 1: seem to be using uh them as they're like style icons.
Speaker 1: Uh Like you know, I saw a girl in leather
Speaker 1: pants and like, uh like fur bikini walking with a
Speaker 1: dude who was you know, dressed like machine gun Kelly,
Speaker 1: like looked like yeah, tatted up, looked like he hadn't
Speaker 1: been outdoors ever. Shirt messh shirt, Yeah, just like yeah,
Speaker 1: you know jeans Oh yeah, yeah, like real piece of
Speaker 1: ship you know. Um, anyways, uh they are it's not
Speaker 1: that um they're wrong, It's that the world has passed
Speaker 1: me by and this is this is who they are,
Speaker 1: our future king and mean, it just seems so impractical
Speaker 1: to wear like such ornate outfits. Yeah yeah, yeah, it
Speaker 1: definitely feels like that's sort of glam rock kind of aesthetic.
Speaker 1: If I can't like spill weed ash on it and
Speaker 1: I have to worry about a dry cleaning bill, like
Speaker 1: that's sort of that's the bar for me. Yeah. But anyways,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm gonna start driving around Hollywood and
Speaker 1: seeing people dressed like Steve Harvey because uh, this guy's
Speaker 1: you know, we need mfc Erickson on Twitter? Whoise does
Speaker 1: the wild photo shops of us make Jack and I
Speaker 1: Megan they make a Steve Harvey. But yeah, I do
Speaker 1: like that somebody did those poses they do where he'll
Speaker 1: like just have his like hand like on her crotch
Speaker 1: and she's like pointing a gun at his dick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like fine, yeah, yes, um it's dangerous. Like there there's
Speaker 1: something about them that is just like always on the
Speaker 1: brink of being like this is this would be charity?
Speaker 1: Yeah is a joke like her pointing the gun at
Speaker 1: his dick in a fashion photo shoot that like takes
Speaker 1: itself seriously and he's like, yeah, that's right, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: trust your supposed to be. I don't know. It's so
Speaker 1: wild and on the nose and just like what the fuck.
Speaker 1: But anyways, shout out to g Q for us. I
Speaker 1: bet you they do a thing where they're both like
Speaker 1: at a like a public execution being executed against a wall,
Speaker 1: like together blindfolded or like at the gallows or some
Speaker 1: ship holding hands. That's I'm telling you right now, is
Speaker 1: how dumb these Just just wait, yaf and when I'm
Speaker 1: right wait, I'll probably forget. It's gonna be that he
Speaker 1: has his head on the chopping block and she is
Speaker 1: holding the axe, right, yeah, she had the bow and arrow,
Speaker 1: and he's like in the you know, getting ready to
Speaker 1: get shut or he's or he's like at a witch
Speaker 1: burning and she's got like the torch that she's about
Speaker 1: to drop at his feet. Um yeah, I kind of
Speaker 1: like that, isn't there? This is we still haven't gotten
Speaker 1: to the second story that we have on our list.
Speaker 1: But I just found out that the that the doctor's
Speaker 1: appointment that we were trying to race through this to
Speaker 1: get to U did not go through. So we do
Speaker 1: not have a doctor's appointment. So you know, the kids,
Speaker 1: your infection can wait, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, Uh,
Speaker 1: Kyrie Irving has broken a silence about why he's holding out.
Speaker 1: It's the sort of thing I would admire if he
Speaker 1: wasn't doing it for anti vax purposes. But the quotes
Speaker 1: are I'm doing what's best for me not true. I
Speaker 1: know the consequences here and if it means that I'm
Speaker 1: judged and demonized for that, That's just what it is.
Speaker 1: That's the role I play. But I never wanted to
Speaker 1: give up my passion, my love, my dream just over
Speaker 1: this and date. So what, It's not about the money.
Speaker 1: It's not always about the money. It's about choosing what's
Speaker 1: best for you. Again, this is not the best. He's like,
Speaker 1: you think I want to really lose money? Uh? I
Speaker 1: think I really want to give up my dream and
Speaker 1: go after a championship. You think I really just want
Speaker 1: to give up my job. It seems like it. It
Speaker 1: seems like it. Man, Like that's just from here. The
Speaker 1: the vaccine has no ill effects and everybody else in
Speaker 1: your league has proven that. I like, you know, he said,
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm not going to let people just like
Speaker 1: use me as some fucking dummy or tool for their
Speaker 1: own agenda. And then every fucking right wing conservative critic,
Speaker 1: media commentator or whatever. It's like being like, oh, he's
Speaker 1: so brave, Kyrie, understand you. Ah, you think the irony
Speaker 1: is lost on him. It shouldn't be. But like now
Speaker 1: that so this was like I I did hold out
Speaker 1: hope because I am I'm rooting for the Lakers. I'm
Speaker 1: rooting for the Sixers as always this season, but there
Speaker 1: were moments watching the Nets last year where they like
Speaker 1: raised offensive basketball to a level I had never seen before,
Speaker 1: and that's always what I'm in it for. Like, that's
Speaker 1: why I love the Lebron It's because he was doing
Speaker 1: ship I had never seen before. Uh, and they are
Speaker 1: really fun to watch and like I would so I
Speaker 1: was hoping that he was just gonna be like psych
Speaker 1: or just be like all right, like you know, I
Speaker 1: made my point, but really this feels more like he's
Speaker 1: digging in which and also, I don't respect your decision.
Speaker 1: I actually disrespect your fucking decision. You're selfish, um, and
Speaker 1: it doesn't make sense to me. What I will do
Speaker 1: is I won't attack you on the street. So in
Speaker 1: that sense, I can can respect to the fact that
Speaker 1: you are an autonomous being and with your own sense
Speaker 1: of agency. But like this whole thing is I feel
Speaker 1: like that's a common refrain you hear from a lot
Speaker 1: of these anti vact people, like I just hope that
Speaker 1: like you can respect my decision. It's like, which is like,
Speaker 1: what what does that mean? What do you that that's
Speaker 1: that seeming to suggest, like, please don't look at me
Speaker 1: less than because of this decision, but that that's exactly
Speaker 1: what's happening when you look at the situation, not just
Speaker 1: in fucking New York or the East Coast or the
Speaker 1: United States. There are many countries where people would fucking
Speaker 1: claw their faces off to get a vaccination because the
Speaker 1: situation is so dire and unpredictable. But you know, it's
Speaker 1: easy to hold yourself up in your millions of dollars
Speaker 1: places of living and not let the real world get
Speaker 1: to you. Yeah, it's it's I respect the decision as
Speaker 1: much as I respect someone's decision to drive drunk and
Speaker 1: put like themselves people around them at risk. And maybe
Speaker 1: they don't kill somebody this time, But that wasn't a
Speaker 1: great decision. And I don't think you should you should
Speaker 1: do it. I'm not, and I don't think you should
Speaker 1: be like and I'm driving drunk because nobody can tell
Speaker 1: me what to do. Okay, big man, Okay, go off.
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan has CNN's doctor Sanjay Gupta on his show.
Speaker 1: So did you watch any of that clip? No, man,
Speaker 1: it's just I mean Sanjay group that you know, this
Speaker 1: man has had to talk to a lot of anti
Speaker 1: vaxxers and vaccine heavy people, and you know, because he's
Speaker 1: like trying to like find common ground and then sort
Speaker 1: of sort of like be like, well that's wrong and
Speaker 1: you should try this, etcetera, etcetera. But yeah, the the way,
Speaker 1: like Joe Rogan is trying to tell doctor Sanjay Gupta
Speaker 1: that he's like, here's what I think they should do
Speaker 1: for the vaccine, Like if you're like obese or like old,
Speaker 1: then like, yeah, you should probably get the vaccine, But
Speaker 1: like I take vitamins and work out, so I don't know.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, could I not have had COVID? That
Speaker 1: would have been probably cool. But he's like, but I've
Speaker 1: had worse colds, So there's that part. And also what
Speaker 1: I think people should do is get vaccinated, then get COVID.
Speaker 1: That way you have super immunity. That's what I would do.
Speaker 1: But that's the ship. That's what his show is, right,
Speaker 1: He just like throws like I mean, it's it's a
Speaker 1: lot of like talk radio. It's a lot of podcasts
Speaker 1: just like throwing ill informed ideas out as they occur
Speaker 1: to them and then being like that what am I
Speaker 1: talking about? You know? I'm no expert, just right right,
Speaker 1: It's like, well, when you have two hundred million downloads
Speaker 1: a month, yeah, maybe, well whatever, I'm not expecting him
Speaker 1: to have any sense of responsibility about it, but yeah
Speaker 1: he The funny part was when he said, they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: then you should get it. Then you have super immunity,
Speaker 1: and Dr Soni Coupd is like, yeah, here's the thing, though,
Speaker 1: the goal shouldn't be super immunity because you've already been infected.
Speaker 1: The goal should be to never be infected at all,
Speaker 1: to stay as healthy as possible, because it's not even
Speaker 1: then despite the high efficacy rates of vaccines, that's just
Speaker 1: that that defeats the purpose of it all, don't really Still,
Speaker 1: it's so it's like selfish, bordering on solipsistic. The idea
Speaker 1: that like just his entire view of this that like
Speaker 1: anytime you have it, you are risking getting the people
Speaker 1: around you sick and killing them, Like, how the funk
Speaker 1: is this not getting through? And how is this not
Speaker 1: like immediately a thing that is just like disqualifying like
Speaker 1: of somebody. I don't know, I guess it's actually qualifying
Speaker 1: because that's how a lot of people think. And again,
Speaker 1: people especially in a time like now, people are gonna
Speaker 1: love to hear somebody agree with them. So I'm sure
Speaker 1: he has more people trying to tune in to be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: how do I let me someone who seems like they're
Speaker 1: confident about being so wrong? I need to hear their words,
Speaker 1: because that's usually how this ship works. All right, let's
Speaker 1: take a quick break. We'll be right back, and we're back,
Speaker 1: and hashtag empty shelves Joe is trending? What is this?
Speaker 1: Is this a nickname that Trump is trying to get
Speaker 1: going or I don't know, I don't know who the
Speaker 1: funk came up with it, but it's trend and y'all um,
Speaker 1: and it's clearly it's the biggest trending thing on Twitter
Speaker 1: right now. And yeah, everyone's just like, all again the
Speaker 1: right wing cretans, Oh man, it's empty shelves. Joe can't
Speaker 1: wait to see what other cool stuff he does. It's like, yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: sure that the global supply chain issue. Just for the record,
Speaker 1: if that's what you're referencing, it's not just the Joe
Speaker 1: Biden that the Joe Biden induced supply chain issue. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I think what's so funny is there's real problems Republicans
Speaker 1: could point to UM and real issues that this administration
Speaker 1: is having where you're like, oh, that's not a good
Speaker 1: policy at all. But again, they're not in the business
Speaker 1: of having policies or improving people's lives, so all they
Speaker 1: can do is just like do these like weird stupid
Speaker 1: like change the Biden logo or the E is just
Speaker 1: a three tiered shelf that's empty, right, I mean that's
Speaker 1: pretty good. Yeah, nailed it. Yeah, it's not a good like.
Speaker 1: I just like people I remember would be like sleepy Joe,
Speaker 1: that's a pretty good one. He got him there, And
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I don't know what like empty shelves,
Speaker 1: Joe doesn't flow? Is it a play on? I mean,
Speaker 1: if you're if you're honest, if you're on the super
Speaker 1: like the Russian troll farms are mostly still contributing a
Speaker 1: lot to right wing Twitter discourse UM and and the
Speaker 1: ones who are able to get things trending, then you
Speaker 1: could say that, well, it's because it's a Russian troll
Speaker 1: farm just coming up with something. UM. But all all
Speaker 1: of them, there's not a single nickname that's good at all.
Speaker 1: So I don't know. But there's other tweets to say
Speaker 1: this one person, this woman saying we're gonna have to
Speaker 1: cancel Christmas this year because nobody can buy toys for
Speaker 1: the kids, stays empty shelves, Joe, I mean Christmas is
Speaker 1: to buy my children toys? Right for your Christian I
Speaker 1: don't know. According your Twitter bio, you're a woman of God.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't know. That is going to be
Speaker 1: very frustrating. One. The global supply chain, like the war
Speaker 1: on Christmas, is going to be as as we talked
Speaker 1: about in an episode last week, that you know, there's
Speaker 1: there's real supply issues having to do with the global
Speaker 1: pandemic and the fact that you know, globalization is not
Speaker 1: the end all care all that we thought it was
Speaker 1: to all of society's problems, and people are gonna be like,
Speaker 1: see Trump, Trump was right. Uh. Game five Dodgers Giants, Miles,
Speaker 1: It all comes down to this comes down to this
Speaker 1: A nervy one. Yeah, Hey, I'm glad the Dodgers forced
Speaker 1: a Game five. I hope, I hope the Dodgers win.
Speaker 1: It's just it's a painful thought to think that we're
Speaker 1: gonna go out to the Giants It's interesting because I
Speaker 1: I do find myself rooting for the Dodgers, despite you know,
Speaker 1: they're just because I live in l A. And I,
Speaker 1: like a lot of people are Dodgers fans. I think objectively,
Speaker 1: where had I know, uh, like horse in the race,
Speaker 1: I would definitely only be rooting for the Giants, right
Speaker 1: because they're like the underdogs. I mean, they both had
Speaker 1: the best records, Like, but the Giants have like half
Speaker 1: the payroll that the Dodgers have. Sure, Jack and you
Speaker 1: can keep talking to that kind of ship up. The
Speaker 1: giant starting pitcher is jesse Plemon's there, their number one starter,
Speaker 1: so that's also pretty impressive. Yeah, the least antic looking
Speaker 1: motherfuckers they're they're Ace's gonna be pitching tonight is lights
Speaker 1: out and looks exactly like jesse Plemon's. Yeah, he's got
Speaker 1: a big, big jesse Plemon's energy. The logan web right, Um,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I don't dude. I Again, it's just nervy
Speaker 1: because it's such a hot, hotly contested rivalry. Obviously, although
Speaker 1: people Dodgers fans were fighting each other, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: and a lot of a lot of us want to
Speaker 1: another world series win, it's not always easy, folks. So
Speaker 1: I will just wait, I'll keep my mouth shut. I'm
Speaker 1: just just see what happens. Oh did you see Katie
Speaker 1: Stole tweeted that thinks she's like if you're a Giants
Speaker 1: fan in l A, don't say you're a Giant fan
Speaker 1: out loud in l A. Wait, she is a Giants fan, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: because since she has from the area up north. And finally,
Speaker 1: the debate that is on everyone's mind, I guess that
Speaker 1: this is trending right now. Karen Carpenter verse Madonna. Uh,
Speaker 1: this is like I I it's I think this is
Speaker 1: just us like being old and like like it would
Speaker 1: be the equivalent of somebody being like all right, guys,
Speaker 1: Steven Spielberg verse Kubrick or like you know, yeah, well
Speaker 1: I don't like I don't know that right, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean the seventies, right was like eight ease. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: Madonna wasn't kicking it with Elvis, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So I don't know, it's just like this weird thing
Speaker 1: on Twitter where we're both confounded. I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: know how they're what how they're comparable? I mean, like
Speaker 1: Karen Carpenter was like a also like a drummer too,
Speaker 1: So I don't know if like what are we what
Speaker 1: are we using the voices the I don't know, but
Speaker 1: a lot of people like it's no question it's Karen Carpenter, right,
Speaker 1: because it's a it's a contrary, a contrarian take that,
Speaker 1: like you can have that. Uh you know, they do
Speaker 1: have some hits. I will say that the Carpenters, which
Speaker 1: also Madonna was always uh not only a solo artist,
Speaker 1: a solo name. Yeah, and I I mean I guess,
Speaker 1: uh remember told me I Love Me Baby. I got
Speaker 1: a lot of corny and ship like they're kind of
Speaker 1: timeless corny songs. Yeah, they're only ship that like would
Speaker 1: be on those like infomercials that would come on like
Speaker 1: on a Friday night like at two am, like, oh,
Speaker 1: the greatest classics of our time? Why do birds? Oh
Speaker 1: it's suddenly here. I mean like they a lot of
Speaker 1: their songs sound like they could be sung by the
Speaker 1: cast of Sesame Street and the vibe wouldn't change at all. Know,
Speaker 1: the vibe wouldn't change. But I guess here's a deal.
Speaker 1: Like as a vocalist, Karen Carpenter is a better vocalist
Speaker 1: than Madonna, that's for sure. S shut the funk up.
Speaker 1: Why I know he's not on Sesame Street. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's okay, buddy, it's okay. Um. So I don't know.
Speaker 1: And she's a drummer. So but then like Madonna's got
Speaker 1: a whole swag about her too, that like with her
Speaker 1: contribution to pop music. That's why I'm like, I'm not
Speaker 1: interested in even trying to find a fucking bottom this.
Speaker 1: I'm just more like how someone explained to me why
Speaker 1: this is a comparison that need tell he's too got
Speaker 1: in the same conversation, Madonna is an art Karen Carpenter
Speaker 1: is like more of a musician. Madonna's like that. I
Speaker 1: don't think even Madonna claims she's like a good singer.
Speaker 1: She's just like just a vibe and like she also
Speaker 1: had like amazing producers behind her. Like look again, Karen
Speaker 1: Carpenter banging your own drums playing that kid? Uh, you
Speaker 1: got a wild vocal range? Sure if are we going
Speaker 1: based off of like who's the bigger like band nerd? Right?
Speaker 1: I do wonder if this is like because I do
Speaker 1: feel like Madonna as a phenomenon has probably fallen off harder,
Speaker 1: like in terms of like it's hard for people today
Speaker 1: to realize like what a big deal she was in
Speaker 1: the eighties and like because like she was a purely
Speaker 1: like MTV creation, and like it's hard to even like
Speaker 1: understand what MTV meant because it's like such a weird
Speaker 1: reality show factory now and just what what that kind
Speaker 1: of cool was? I feel like people and then she's
Speaker 1: like very not cool and strange in a lot of
Speaker 1: ways now, So like I think you know, right, all right,
Speaker 1: we do you like better box or Sunny Rollins? Thank you?
Speaker 1: Now there is a conversation we can get in. I mean,
Speaker 1: if we're going straight off mohawks, right, I think I
Speaker 1: think the decision is clear. Alright, Axel Rose or Nolan
Speaker 1: Ryan huh okay, all right. Those are the things that
Speaker 1: are trending on this Thursday afternoon. We are back tomorrow
Speaker 1: the whole last episode of the show. It's a fun one.
Speaker 1: Uh tune in until then. Be kind to each other,
Speaker 1: be kind to yourselves, wear a mask at the vaccine,
Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy. And we will talk
Speaker 1: to you all tomorrow. Bye bye.