Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season two or six,
Speaker 1: episode three of Daily, a production of My Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into America's share consciousness. Uh it is Thursday, October four one,
Speaker 1: which of course means that it is Miles. It is
Speaker 1: National Dessert Day and for all my bald brethren, the
Speaker 1: National be bald and be Free Day. Hell yeah. So
Speaker 1: if you got if you lacking in the follicle department,
Speaker 1: just do you just be free today? You know what
Speaker 1: they mean? Yeah, absolutely, absolutely, all my hair loose people's
Speaker 1: out there. My name is Jack O'Brien, a k vaccination,
Speaker 1: Hell no, spood just food, just food, just food, just
Speaker 1: just like gold vaccination. Hell no. And then it just repeats,
Speaker 1: Uh that is courtesy of official Dickhead at Abstrusel. You know,
Speaker 1: I had to go back to it. We were talking
Speaker 1: to retire the all the come songs, but you know
Speaker 1: it was too good not to use. It was great, right,
Speaker 1: and I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my
Speaker 1: co host, Mr Miles Graat and say what is overting?
Speaker 1: Only I on the side and who can say what's
Speaker 1: in your search history? On the side on the side
Speaker 1: and a shout out to Andy and the Interdimensional Technician
Speaker 1: on Discord for that just just wonderful and yet ak,
Speaker 1: it's been a minute. That was like a fairy ghost
Speaker 1: was singing that. Yeah, sorry, I'm using all I'm using
Speaker 1: a machine gun Kelly for inspiration on all the descriptors
Speaker 1: going forward after his g Q interview. It's a good
Speaker 1: one on I know you subjected yourself to it, so
Speaker 1: I'm glad. I'm glad we'll get an update. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: well that that was beautiful. There were some vocal effects
Speaker 1: I think I heard in there, which brings us to
Speaker 1: our third seats, where we're thrilled to be joined by
Speaker 1: a very spooky, very funny actor, comedian, podcast host, and
Speaker 1: streamer you know him from the Sun of Zorn, Superstore
Speaker 1: one and twenty two Jumps Street and his brilliant podcast
Speaker 1: Live to Tape. Please welcome the brilliant, that talented Johnny
Speaker 1: Pember to recording on October. That's all I got. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta have a little bourbon there. What are their
Speaker 1: effects you got over there? I mean from delays? I
Speaker 1: got everything. I don't have delay. I have something here.
Speaker 1: This is a kind of a fun one day guys
Speaker 1: come on downs collective, not just that's my favorites. Oh
Speaker 1: that's amazing. That is it a physical board you're using
Speaker 1: or like, yeah, I'm I'm always physical effects. I can't
Speaker 1: do the I always have to do that, so I
Speaker 1: can tweak them that way, you know, because I'm kind
Speaker 1: of gen X. What's it called um um A geriatric millennial? Yeah,
Speaker 1: millennial baby, So you have to have that tact hole
Speaker 1: buttons and stuff, you know it, so I can what
Speaker 1: are you using? Let him know? It's a VT three,
Speaker 1: it's a roll ind VT three. I've probably logged I
Speaker 1: don't know the hours have logged in this thing. I've
Speaker 1: used this thing. This is a character I play a lot.
Speaker 1: I used to play back, you know, when we did
Speaker 1: live shows and stuff called Dick or Troy who was
Speaker 1: a transpoke captain and he this, he sounds like this, Hey, everybody,
Speaker 1: it's made Dick or true. I'm a transpoke captain. I
Speaker 1: know everybody there is to no one know when there isn't.
Speaker 1: That's what he sounds like, basically, And now we're doing
Speaker 1: deep fix over here, now, okay exactly, and he did
Speaker 1: lips think that perfectly, Johnny exactly. Well, it's it's great
Speaker 1: to see you again. It's great. Yeah, have you back Jack,
Speaker 1: Oh won't that? Oh it's very cool completely to have
Speaker 1: this show go further off the raid. Yeah, it's kind
Speaker 1: a thing where once you start playing with it, it's
Speaker 1: hard not to right and cut to me, like just
Speaker 1: talking into a microphone for like three hours straight high
Speaker 1: just laughing at how weird my voice sounds. Yeah here, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be like a crossover episode where we
Speaker 1: get little flavorings of lab to tape, which does all
Speaker 1: sorts of cool ships sonically. We we have a show.
Speaker 1: This is important with the workaholics guys that has a
Speaker 1: sound board, and the sound board has like taken over
Speaker 1: their minds to the point that they now just like
Speaker 1: every one of them uses the sound like quotes from
Speaker 1: the sound board, like to punctuates statements, And I feel
Speaker 1: like it would we would just speak in sound board quotes.
Speaker 1: By the end of a single week of having this
Speaker 1: power at our fingertips, it makes sense. It's like a
Speaker 1: it's like a live me mama. Yeah, you have the
Speaker 1: soundboard stuff. Yeah, all right, Johnny, We're going to get
Speaker 1: to know you a little bit better. In a moment yes,
Speaker 1: but first we will get to know a couple of
Speaker 1: the stories that we're talking about. We're gonna talk about
Speaker 1: Greg Abbott, who is just becoming he's being pushed to
Speaker 1: the right, becoming a sort of mega cartoon character. And
Speaker 1: you gotta talk Mitch McConnell if you're gonna talk Greg Abbott,
Speaker 1: just to fully kill your will to live. We'll talk
Speaker 1: about Coachella doing a one e D on vaccines, and
Speaker 1: then we will talk about that machine gun Kelly Megan
Speaker 1: Fox g Q piece that is. It's just it was
Speaker 1: a revelation to me. Was that their interview or was
Speaker 1: that like they're dating like a dating like you're dating
Speaker 1: now do these questions? Yeah, it was very much. It
Speaker 1: was like a feature. So there are quotes throughout, but
Speaker 1: the person who's writing it is is writing it more
Speaker 1: in like prose four. It's not like question answer question answers.
Speaker 1: So you just get like these amazing quotes that have
Speaker 1: gone through and kind of pulled, but like they speak
Speaker 1: to each other in like words that seem like they
Speaker 1: were taking off of hot topic t shirts just only
Speaker 1: and only that and repeat some of them sometimes. It's
Speaker 1: very strange. Uh, And we'll talk about a medical condition
Speaker 1: where you have zero visual imagination. All of that plenty more.
Speaker 1: But first, Johnny, we do like to ask our guests,
Speaker 1: what is something from your search history? Oh? I mean
Speaker 1: I was thinking about this a bunch because I feel
Speaker 1: like now the starch histories are everywhere, because I feel
Speaker 1: like I have YouTube history, I feel like I have
Speaker 1: TikTok history. There's always different histories, but we're talking straight
Speaker 1: up Google Chrome history. I keep looking at these goddamn sketchers,
Speaker 1: these freaking these sketchers work shoes. I'm telling yeah, I'm embarrassed,
Speaker 1: but also I'm like, I'm glad we're here right now
Speaker 1: because i feel like I want to show you guys
Speaker 1: these shoes, and I wonder what you actually think. I mean,
Speaker 1: I just hear Johnny Cash's voice. We needed this cover
Speaker 1: of hurt. Just what have vibe become? Because these are
Speaker 1: like yeasies if you had to work on an oil rig, right,
Speaker 1: But isn't that cool? Yeah? No, I mean they elicit
Speaker 1: a response to me that is more than just like,
Speaker 1: don't them ships are whacked? I'm like, I have ideas
Speaker 1: when I look at it, for sure, they feel like
Speaker 1: what are those like a proto. What are those they
Speaker 1: feel like an alternate timeline future. What are those being
Speaker 1: worn by? Maybe the opposite of a cop I don't
Speaker 1: know what that would be exactly, but maybe like a
Speaker 1: ballerina or something. Something about the has just screamed to
Speaker 1: me industrial waste land, like post apocalyptic fashion Hungary. Like
Speaker 1: you're in Hungary hanging out with what's his name, the
Speaker 1: fat guy Rick. He's likes Rick Owens, the goth fashion guy. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it feels like sort of like a like a cheaper
Speaker 1: version of a Rick Owens shoe, you know. And he's
Speaker 1: like a wife, and his wife is feeding you grapes,
Speaker 1: la la. I do know I should though, because she's
Speaker 1: like she is a true international freak, right, she's like
Speaker 1: a vampire. Yeah, she's a hi rockter. And the two
Speaker 1: of them together, you're like, and this is fashion, I guess.
Speaker 1: But yeah, these shoes, I just like in the description
Speaker 1: on the Zappos and you just said he said step
Speaker 1: on the work site in confidence in the lightweighting Terrible
Speaker 1: Sketchers works to cave. He's red old composite, So like
Speaker 1: I like that they're using the same sort of marketing
Speaker 1: strategy on like more like Women's center designs for now,
Speaker 1: like the construction worker picturing a construction worker like looking
Speaker 1: at this and like envisioning himself walking onto the like
Speaker 1: a construction site and everyone being like, WHOA check out
Speaker 1: the shoes on bread those yeah looking awesome? Man? Are
Speaker 1: those memory phone ship pal Yeah, sketchers work cicadis with
Speaker 1: the retal composite toe retal composite. I feel like the
Speaker 1: old school work boot gang would just you'd be bullied
Speaker 1: off the work site if you if you pulled up
Speaker 1: in these. I kind of think these are actually more
Speaker 1: of a kitchen shoe or maybe um maybe something. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's like a construction as much as
Speaker 1: they are probably see, I think they have some type.
Speaker 1: It's not steel is it's composite. So yeah, the real
Speaker 1: thing I think I just have to get these, yeah
Speaker 1: and find out. Yeah, how do you see yourself? Like
Speaker 1: when you put these on? Are you going to come
Speaker 1: up with a character bit? Do you think they'll just
Speaker 1: naturally just inspire you to walk differently? I mean, what
Speaker 1: do you see happening to you if you acquire these shoes?
Speaker 1: That's tough one man. I think it's gonna be something
Speaker 1: where it's like I'm I don't know. I think I
Speaker 1: have to change my entire lifestyle and become more goth.
Speaker 1: And also like health go I don't know your health goth. Definitely,
Speaker 1: I just have to own them because they have to
Speaker 1: see where it takes you. I think you can't wear
Speaker 1: them with pants, that's for sure. Oh okay, with with
Speaker 1: some shorts and some socks. Shorts maybe like a giant
Speaker 1: T shirt that's got like a ripping and a stain
Speaker 1: and like um, maybe like carrying around like a large
Speaker 1: stick something like that. Like when I first see them,
Speaker 1: they like they're not not sketchers, right, Like they have
Speaker 1: sketchered DNA and them, So like you have to overcome
Speaker 1: that and also the sort of euenus of like the
Speaker 1: all black sneaker. But then when you talked about like
Speaker 1: an industrial waste land, like if you just wear these
Speaker 1: at like an industrial art park type thing in Eastern Europe,
Speaker 1: it's it's definitely working for you. Yeah, they're they're definitely
Speaker 1: cheaper than I'll say that much. Yeah, that's true. I
Speaker 1: feel like they're actually more fashionable than because is like
Speaker 1: you said that everywhere that's like a thing we know
Speaker 1: that when you show up in these and they're like,
Speaker 1: what's that right? What there's the hades? Dude, fun with me.
Speaker 1: The drip is fucking somebody called a plumber because the
Speaker 1: drip camp stop and the plumber might show up in these. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: spider Man, I'm all about the crossover, crossover between the
Speaker 1: blue collar and the super high fashion. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: shoe that you see like, you know, like when you
Speaker 1: run into like an old high school teacher, like at
Speaker 1: the supermarket and like, yeah, ship, I'm seeing them out
Speaker 1: of their element and it's the weekend and they got
Speaker 1: the shoes. That's kind of what the vibe is for me.
Speaker 1: And they're buying a four pack of Sutter Home Mini
Speaker 1: wines with some hot Deli things. This is a very
Speaker 1: specific memory and I'm not going to say my teacher's name,
Speaker 1: but you know who you are. I would say mine.
Speaker 1: Jerry Robbie. He was in the Peace Corps, rode his
Speaker 1: bike even in the winter in Minnesota. A cool guy,
Speaker 1: intense guy. Yeah, I could see him or in that
Speaker 1: in that mall that everybody uses to get around in Minneapolis,
Speaker 1: or this live in downtown Minneapolis. This was in Rochester, Minnesota.
Speaker 1: So there's no we had the we had a mall there,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't like not the big gass mall right,
Speaker 1: it's boring and shitty. What is something you think is overrated? Oh? Man?
Speaker 1: I got so many things here that but you know what,
Speaker 1: the most recent why I added And this is like
Speaker 1: a very real thing I think, and maybe you guys
Speaker 1: are doing this right now, but something I discovered about
Speaker 1: five months ago is turning off self view on zoom.
Speaker 1: M hmmm. I think it's like super overrated. Being able
Speaker 1: to see yourself. It's exhausting. You guys have to do
Speaker 1: you have it on right now all the time. I can.
Speaker 1: I can't see you guys. I just have myself just
Speaker 1: one big Okay, So that's super overrated? Then, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I've I don't know why I don't turn it off.
Speaker 1: I think because I'm afraid that I will show up
Speaker 1: to a meeting and like have some ship on my
Speaker 1: face or something. Jeffrey Tuban problem. Yeah, I mean we're
Speaker 1: all we're all come on, we're all secretly too, but
Speaker 1: I think we can all agree on that, right, right, fellas?
Speaker 1: All right, where my fellas? That that's the guy's name right.
Speaker 1: The guy, Well, I said, I think it's over I
Speaker 1: think self, he's overrated. Once you once you turn it off,
Speaker 1: it's like, wow, you'r a new world because you're just
Speaker 1: I'm just yeah, it is I just did it right now.
Speaker 1: It's I I just. I usually just I'm I go
Speaker 1: between camera on or camera off basically, but when right
Speaker 1: now I have it off, and it feels a little
Speaker 1: bit like I've just taken off my training wheels and
Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm still biking and I actually I'm
Speaker 1: starting to fill the wind in my face and it
Speaker 1: feels great. It feels like this is it's I don't
Speaker 1: know there there there was, there's a moment of liberation here.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say what Bradley Cooper said to Lady Gaga
Speaker 1: when she was trying out for the role and a
Speaker 1: star was born, and say, Miles there you are. Wow,
Speaker 1: now I see you. Yeah, you can tell them more uninhibited, right,
Speaker 1: m hmm, thank you, thank you so much. Overrated, bad
Speaker 1: infringed drawers suckdoors. The drawers yeah yeah, yeah, like for
Speaker 1: the crisping sections, and all they do is just I
Speaker 1: put stuff in there. I forget about it because I
Speaker 1: can't see it, and like I went through the drawer
Speaker 1: just now. I was like, oh wait, I have like
Speaker 1: several meals ready to go in here, but I just
Speaker 1: don't see them, so I forget it's there. So I think, oh,
Speaker 1: how we have is like some rama and diet coke
Speaker 1: and like a grapefruit soda. We'll actually the drawers are
Speaker 1: there's a bounty of things, but they're just wasting away, right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's often where where my lettuce and sellar e gooes
Speaker 1: to and just be discovered at a later date, like,
Speaker 1: oh ship, I'm gonna rip them out. I'm gonna rip
Speaker 1: them out. I think I might. I think I might
Speaker 1: rip them out. I'm not kidding. But and what this
Speaker 1: is gonna be a really like tall section the stack
Speaker 1: stuff in basically if you if you got it with
Speaker 1: the drawers, Yes, okay, I like that. Yeah yeah, because
Speaker 1: I'm the same way like I'll go and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't remember buying a bag of green mush and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh that was lettuce. Okay, yeah it's been.
Speaker 1: It smells like old person breath. When I was like,
Speaker 1: rotting vegetables is such a specific breath. I think they're
Speaker 1: in league with their in league with some other company
Speaker 1: to try to make you waste stuff. It's like frigid
Speaker 1: are signed like a ten year lease with um the
Speaker 1: like del Monty Vegetables to get you to put stuff
Speaker 1: in there, so it goes to wayte so you buy more, right,
Speaker 1: And like, what does the fucking crisping drawer even do
Speaker 1: if you don't have a real one, Like I know
Speaker 1: it's supposed to be like low humidity, but like I
Speaker 1: don't have a fucking refridge rator around, Like set that
Speaker 1: part too low. It's all just it's just popping off
Speaker 1: at one temperature. My refrigerators. I'm like, this feels I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to picture like what an open, open floor
Speaker 1: playing designed refrigerator would look like. It's just like everything
Speaker 1: stacked on each other. Just what you have is a
Speaker 1: bunch of hooks and bags. Industrial. Yeah, you're wearing those
Speaker 1: shoes and your kitchen while you're like using a your
Speaker 1: industrial ass. Yeah, hyper wealthy, you have like a transitional
Speaker 1: fridge so when you come back from the store, you
Speaker 1: can open it and just hang your shopping bags in
Speaker 1: the transitional frieze to keep everything cold. And then you're
Speaker 1: like can join you. Then you're like, Okay, I'm ready
Speaker 1: to d bag and everything stays fresh cold now debagging,
Speaker 1: stand back, de bagging, Fransi refrigerator sequence engaged, but along
Speaker 1: gas shoots down like a fucking Diplo concert, like just
Speaker 1: freezes it out in your special teflon bags. Have I
Speaker 1: been mispronouncing Diplo? Now I've been I say it wrong
Speaker 1: on purpose, But he's he's been accused of assault or
Speaker 1: something recently. Oh cool, Yeah, well, welcome to the world, Johnny.
Speaker 1: What is something you think is underrated? I think definitely.
Speaker 1: Do you know that song by Madonna Material Girl? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Have you listened to it in the last however often
Speaker 1: amount of time? M hmmm, critically, I mean I feel
Speaker 1: like passively and I'm always going down and that's yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the I listened to it. I could I go
Speaker 1: back to all the time because like the instruments on
Speaker 1: that song, they're just ridiculous. It's like before there was
Speaker 1: any type of like media. It's all real instruments, all
Speaker 1: being played by real musicians, live in the studio. But
Speaker 1: it sounds, oh man, just the sound of it. It's
Speaker 1: like I didn't realize that's all live it's definitely live.
Speaker 1: It's like real studs in there with their fucking sense
Speaker 1: just going nuts. Like that sounds like that won't woo.
Speaker 1: There's also all these weird artifacts in there. It sounds
Speaker 1: like an Arthur Russell song or something that's weird, little
Speaker 1: like sprinklings of kind of spacey echo stuff, and you
Speaker 1: don't hear it. You kind of hear it, but like
Speaker 1: if you just listen to the song, you're enjoying it.
Speaker 1: But then it's like, it's just I don't know, it's
Speaker 1: something about that song. It's just so to me. I
Speaker 1: just love I love listening to it. I'll like slow
Speaker 1: it down because even even the drum feels, some of
Speaker 1: the drum feels are kind of uh, they're syncopated in
Speaker 1: a weird way, almost like they're off time a bit.
Speaker 1: It's like a like a weird transitional drum fill in
Speaker 1: there that I listened to over and over again. It's
Speaker 1: so it's a weird thing. You've got this huge pop song,
Speaker 1: but also it's underpinned by this really heavy, cool instrument
Speaker 1: all track that I think is it gets lost because
Speaker 1: it's because it's a pop song and because the vocals
Speaker 1: are there, it doesn't make it bad. It just means like, wow,
Speaker 1: it's just like an actual everything's there. I mean, dramas
Speaker 1: just came through with the facts, factual update. That's all
Speaker 1: Nile Rogers production. What else did now Rogers do do
Speaker 1: he Chic? You know, he's done fucking like so many
Speaker 1: Just look just look at his Discarverum coming out by
Speaker 1: Diana Ross, which served as the backbone for uhbably we're
Speaker 1: talking about earlier. Is that the Mason Puffy song? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Who's Who's not Who? That song shop coming Drop? Who
Speaker 1: Jules got rocked? I mean who knows? I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: things like you know, the freak freak out is tight.
Speaker 1: All that Chic stuff is just incredible. Yeah, that stuff
Speaker 1: Chic is also underrated azed hell as a band. Their
Speaker 1: stuff is just ridiculous. There's this one Carly Simon track
Speaker 1: that now why this track why shout out to Nick's
Speaker 1: stunt o G producer. Yeah, because we were we were
Speaker 1: just going off about now Rodgers. He did this Carly
Speaker 1: Simon's track called Why, and it's so like funky. If
Speaker 1: you like a little bit of syncopation, watch listen to
Speaker 1: the eight minute try. There's an eight minute version of
Speaker 1: it that is so fucking too much, but I love it.
Speaker 1: I love the extended versions of stuff. Yeah, we were
Speaker 1: just talking because the same d J Dramas was rocking
Speaker 1: a No Way Out T shirt this morning, so we
Speaker 1: we had a prolonged puffy conversation about that at that
Speaker 1: moment when Puff Daddy was going through like a bond
Speaker 1: phase had a fragrance out where he I just remember
Speaker 1: that when I lived in New York City, there were
Speaker 1: a lot of print ads like all over like the
Speaker 1: subways and stuff of him, uh riding a jet ski
Speaker 1: in a tuxedo, and and then and then they're like
Speaker 1: the TV ads of that also had him doing that,
Speaker 1: but they showed the part where he was like waiting
Speaker 1: through the ocean, which was like the part that I
Speaker 1: was like, you don't you don't want to show that
Speaker 1: because that's the that's the reason. But I guess he
Speaker 1: just didn't give a fuck. Did he get onto a
Speaker 1: helicopter off of helicopter in that commercial? I think he
Speaker 1: caught a helicopter, right, Okay, did a rope ladder come
Speaker 1: down or something? It's that little copter, the kind it's
Speaker 1: like it sounds like the yeah, yeah, the kind that
Speaker 1: you launched from your yacht Robinson, right, right, right, I
Speaker 1: mean if you also think about it, just to get
Speaker 1: back to puff Daddy, right because also let's dance by
Speaker 1: David Bowie, another now Rogers production on the track used
Speaker 1: by Puff Daddy. You know what I mean. I didn't
Speaker 1: know all this stuff. I'm just coming in, coming in blind.
Speaker 1: Just just you heard something, You heard something, Johnny, you
Speaker 1: know yea in the production, I like reduction a lot. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The older I get, the more I'm just like, I'm
Speaker 1: here for the production alone, right as Brodie Stevens who
Speaker 1: once said what does he say? Agree with me on
Speaker 1: Caden Saloon? That's pretty good? All right? Well? Any anything
Speaker 1: else to talk about with with Puffy with Puff No,
Speaker 1: I was just thinking of that. That just made me
Speaker 1: think of Michael Jordan cologne because when I used to
Speaker 1: buy celebrity cologns. M hm, did you ever have Michael
Speaker 1: Jordan's cologne? I didn't. I was always trying to have
Speaker 1: the complete collection of Polo Sense, Polo Sport, Polo Regular.
Speaker 1: It was also like one called Polo Crest I think,
Speaker 1: or some crap. It was limited. So you were young
Speaker 1: polo huh, Well, my friend Jonathan was into polo, so
Speaker 1: I was the facto also Moses, Yeah, you had the
Speaker 1: same Yeah right, and you're like, you're like, secretly, I'm
Speaker 1: so allergic, mom, it's really There's also one called cigar
Speaker 1: aficion Auto cigar Fish Sionado came out with the fragrance
Speaker 1: that we all wanted to get for some reason because
Speaker 1: it's like, are you cigars? Cigars? It had a fragrance,
Speaker 1: and you know what I'm gonna say, I think it
Speaker 1: was probably actually really good. Yeah. I mean, there's a
Speaker 1: there's a thing that you want cigars to taste like
Speaker 1: based on the smell, and maybe that's what they captured
Speaker 1: with that, as opposed to what it's actually like. Smoke
Speaker 1: a cigar, which tastes like ash and then you smell
Speaker 1: like ash and oh god, that's so tough. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: when I was going through my through middle school, I
Speaker 1: got deep into a cool water and I never recovered.
Speaker 1: Are you kidd even mean me too? Man? I remember
Speaker 1: when my friend, my friend Steve, somehow his mom got
Speaker 1: the hook up for the samples. You brought a ton
Speaker 1: of him to school. It was a big deal. It
Speaker 1: was like all their early crowding around Steve like he's
Speaker 1: got them every handed, everyone of these cool water sample
Speaker 1: and that middle school it smelled the cool water for
Speaker 1: the next week. Yeah. I only ever had the samples,
Speaker 1: but I was able to, you know, ride ride samples
Speaker 1: all the way through because my friend right next to it.
Speaker 1: I think it was like a J. C. Penny Samples
Speaker 1: May Company or Robinson's May Later on it would become,
Speaker 1: but I'm just snagging not a good competition samples that
Speaker 1: was who that was a big one too. I mean
Speaker 1: it's it's basically cool water, right, a little bit classier,
Speaker 1: you know, classier you know, oh yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Meet me with your Tommy Hill figure jacket at the
Speaker 1: quad battle. See, that would be actually be a good
Speaker 1: pairing for those shoes. A nice big, blocky, oversized retro
Speaker 1: Tommy Hill finger jacket with those giant black sketchers. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, a good combo and just fucked up jeans
Speaker 1: like that are fucked at the hems by like by
Speaker 1: your feet because they're dragging so much their baggy baby.
Speaker 1: And I know you said no, shoot, no pants with
Speaker 1: those shoes, but that's what I'm thinking. I could do
Speaker 1: that or maybe like some some very tight, way too
Speaker 1: long hemmed jean shorts. It looks like little tubes, straight
Speaker 1: leg jean capri with that Tommy jacket drenched in cool water. Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, we've figured out your new look.
Speaker 1: That's a vibe right there. Mr. Let's take a quick
Speaker 1: break and we'll be right back. And we're back, and
Speaker 1: all right, let's talk about Greg Abbott and Rohn De Santis.
Speaker 1: They're currently battling it out for being the shittiest governor
Speaker 1: in in the United States. But Abbott is really coming
Speaker 1: with the hits over and over again. M Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: you thought he's just getting started with voter suppression bills,
Speaker 1: abortion bands, COVID policies that are just like, you know,
Speaker 1: you're like, what is who is this for? Actually at
Speaker 1: this point? But his latest now is that he has
Speaker 1: essentially banned all entities from having any kind of vaccine mandate.
Speaker 1: This is so the order states quote that no entity
Speaker 1: in Texas can enforce vaccination against anyone in the state
Speaker 1: who objects quote for any reason of personal conscience, based
Speaker 1: on a religious belief, or for medical reasons, including prior
Speaker 1: recovery from COVID nineteen And you're like, wait, huh oh, sir,
Speaker 1: I'm not an entity. I'm a bar. Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not an I don't know or an entity is.
Speaker 1: But we're a bar and we'll have a vaccine mandate. No, no,
Speaker 1: but that you are an entity. That's the thing. By
Speaker 1: doing that, so you you would be considered an entity.
Speaker 1: And Greg, I don't know what this antittie is. I
Speaker 1: don't know what that is. But we are not antitti. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're antifa breastfeeds antifa. So this whole thing was like
Speaker 1: before Abbott, and most conservatives are you know, they're on
Speaker 1: this thing like, you know, we're not trying to fucking
Speaker 1: metal in people's private lives. You know, that's not what
Speaker 1: the government's role is. But this man is fully going
Speaker 1: there saying like even you private businesses, there's nothing you
Speaker 1: can do to escape my will. In the beginning, he
Speaker 1: was saying shit like yo, quote, private businesses don't need
Speaker 1: government running their business, that's what that's a That was
Speaker 1: a statement that came out of his office like over
Speaker 1: the summer when they asked would you consider vaccine mandates
Speaker 1: for private businesses? And that was his quote. So I
Speaker 1: guess so much for that tenant of like your entire
Speaker 1: party of like what government overreaches, because now they're using
Speaker 1: it to be like, well, no one can do anything,
Speaker 1: and that's according to us. So everyone is a little
Speaker 1: I think people like what the funk is this for?
Speaker 1: It doesn't quite make sense. But the thing is, the
Speaker 1: reason he's turning up his the magameter from a three
Speaker 1: up to a January six is because he is getting
Speaker 1: primarried from the right, okay by this guy, Greg Huffins.
Speaker 1: And this man is just like trolling him constantly from
Speaker 1: the so Greg Abbott is having to play keep up.
Speaker 1: One of the last things done Huffins tweeted about Greg
Speaker 1: Abbott was Greg Abbott is a political windsock and today
Speaker 1: proves it. He knows which way the wind is blowing.
Speaker 1: He knows conservative Republican voters are tired of the vaccine
Speaker 1: mandates and tired of him being a failed leader. Damn
Speaker 1: everyone Texas was like like, oh, you do whatever you want.
Speaker 1: That's we're all about. Yeah, you can do what you
Speaker 1: want to here. I mean, it's like it's so anti
Speaker 1: Texas to me. Well, I think that's why, like a
Speaker 1: lot of these bills, even a majority of Texans, regardless
Speaker 1: of party, You're like this abortion fucking like absolute garbage,
Speaker 1: like this isn't this isn't the way to do it.
Speaker 1: Although many people would be like, you know, give them
Speaker 1: eight weeks then band the abortions or something like that,
Speaker 1: but for whatever reason, this version even seemed like a
Speaker 1: bridge too far and then fucking Huffings or huff Finds
Speaker 1: or you know Texans that let me know how how
Speaker 1: to further mispronounce that he had something to say about
Speaker 1: a Department of Family Services website that had like a
Speaker 1: suicide hotline resource on it for teens and this guy, come, dude,
Speaker 1: this is what this guy said, don huff He said
Speaker 1: he accused the Texas Child Welfare Agency of quote promoting
Speaker 1: transgender sexual policies to Texas youth and like under a
Speaker 1: section of its website titled quote Gender Identity and Sexual Orientation,
Speaker 1: this is resources that the status said. Look, we get
Speaker 1: that people's outcomes are much better if they feel accepted,
Speaker 1: especially with LGBT qu because the suicide rates are really high.
Speaker 1: But in this instance they're like, get this crap out
Speaker 1: of here, and guess what this spineless fuck did after
Speaker 1: Huffing has made that statement, He fucking took the website down,
Speaker 1: just vanished it because this guy's like, this guy's a liberal,
Speaker 1: he's here for the liberal agenda, and you're talking about
Speaker 1: a legitimate resource that you should have out there. But
Speaker 1: I mean, this is, uh, this whole thing is just
Speaker 1: turning into a maga mushroom measuring contest. So we'll see,
Speaker 1: like what the like, there's not even policies anymore, it's
Speaker 1: just like how much can you take away? Right? Don't
Speaker 1: they have something else to do? Right? There's so many
Speaker 1: other things you can do down there besides like check
Speaker 1: a website and checking a government website. Who cares? Right,
Speaker 1: and to think like too, especially for like foster care, right,
Speaker 1: which essentially the state is in charge of things like that.
Speaker 1: They they are actually they're responsible to make sure that
Speaker 1: kids who are navigating a foster system too are well supported.
Speaker 1: And if you have someone like here who's being like, no, man, LGBTQ,
Speaker 1: don't give him any kind of support, that's just that
Speaker 1: that's only going to translate to worse outcomes for a
Speaker 1: lot of younger people. And like at this point, like
Speaker 1: it really doesn't it has nothing to do with policy,
Speaker 1: Like it's going to be like the first guy who's
Speaker 1: like I surgically fused a maga hat to my skull
Speaker 1: is gonna be like Yeah. In response to the like
Speaker 1: mandate band, the band Date American and Southwest are both
Speaker 1: headquartered in Texas and both said they aren't going to
Speaker 1: listen to him on this and kept their vaccination mandate
Speaker 1: in place. Southwest is having like a or their passengers
Speaker 1: are having a really bad week because they're like fucking
Speaker 1: stranded scattered around the country because they just cancel a
Speaker 1: bunch of flights and there's no like straight explanation of
Speaker 1: like why that happened. But the Mega people are trying
Speaker 1: to start the rumor that the pilots were striking because
Speaker 1: of the mandates. That wasn't Ted Cruz real quick to
Speaker 1: hop on that one, Yeah, And it turns out like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's just understaffing. It's like just the classic It's just
Speaker 1: what America does is it doesn't pay people enough and
Speaker 1: it treats their workers like ship and then as shocked
Speaker 1: when things fall apart because we have like that in
Speaker 1: built exceptionalism. But it does like foreshadow this looming battle
Speaker 1: as like Republican attorneys general will probably sue once the
Speaker 1: Biden federal mandate goes into effect. And you know, President
Speaker 1: is pretty clear on the side of vaccine mandates. We've
Speaker 1: had them in place for hundreds over a hundred years,
Speaker 1: and they've allowed us to eradicate all sorts of deadly diseases.
Speaker 1: But now they're pointing out there so many conservative judges
Speaker 1: on benches thanks to the Trump administration that it's it's
Speaker 1: a hossibility that they could be struck down. So interesting times. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we our country is pretty broken, like we've backslid as
Speaker 1: an entity America. We need to just wait with an entity. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is that? We're a bar over here. America is
Speaker 1: a bar. We sell beer and wine. We have a
Speaker 1: beer and wine cabaret license. That's all. We're not an entity.
Speaker 1: We don't do that. You won't want to go to
Speaker 1: the East Side for that. We don't have entity here.
Speaker 1: Go to the theater district. We're a bikini bar. Uh.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about Ms McConnell real quick. There's some rumblings
Speaker 1: that he might be losing his power because he was
Speaker 1: the head of the Republican Party basically for a long time.
Speaker 1: You know, now he was in a fight with Trump,
Speaker 1: over not raising the debt ceiling, not because they have
Speaker 1: a count of proposal. Trump just wants to tank the
Speaker 1: economy so you can create uh good scenario for mid
Speaker 1: terms and his eventual run. And insiders are saying McConnell
Speaker 1: won't have the political capital to basically go against Trump's wishes. Again, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like people like Cruise and met Romney who have
Speaker 1: been vocal and wanted to just basically shut the government down.
Speaker 1: Yeah great, they just hold it hostage. That's how they'll
Speaker 1: make themselves look better by setting fired everything. And yeah,
Speaker 1: I think because McConnell suddenly was like, yeah, fuck it,
Speaker 1: like here's tens, like, here's some votes to pass this
Speaker 1: dead ceiling hike for at least two months because Trump
Speaker 1: was just like telling everyone, don't you there vote for it,
Speaker 1: don't you there forre for it. That now people are
Speaker 1: like having like takes like oh, man, Schumer was so
Speaker 1: close to blinking man, and then McConnell just went and
Speaker 1: just completely gave in. It just makes us look so
Speaker 1: flipping weak guys. But the thing is, you know a
Speaker 1: lot of people on McConnell's side is like, look, dude,
Speaker 1: this turtle faced, fucking demon is never gonna go anywhere,
Speaker 1: like he's weathered many storms, and their whole I think
Speaker 1: their philosophies are like there's just gonna be another political
Speaker 1: battle and like fucking three minutes and we'll have completely
Speaker 1: moved on. Because Trump has a hard time of staying focused,
Speaker 1: although his grudge with Mitch McConnell will always stay consistent.
Speaker 1: But now I think when when you look at, well,
Speaker 1: what happens when we have to address this debt hike
Speaker 1: debate again in December late November, you know, are they
Speaker 1: really gonna be are they really gonna throw the economy
Speaker 1: into total chaos? Or are they going to force Democrats
Speaker 1: to do something like have you know a fucking filibuster
Speaker 1: carve out where they're like, fuck it, we're not working
Speaker 1: with this, Like we'll blow the filibuster up just in
Speaker 1: this specific moment for the economy, but not for the
Speaker 1: other important things we're trying to do. So a filibuster
Speaker 1: carve out is that when they have like they get
Speaker 1: like a thousand pumpkins on the floor and they just
Speaker 1: have to they just carve until you can't carve no more.
Speaker 1: James Carville, that's when you got to have the younger
Speaker 1: congress people, though, they're gonna do well because they have
Speaker 1: that still that good hand strength I think doesn't have.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Chuck grass Lee, he's gonna get all piste.
Speaker 1: He's like, this is just terrible. Cut my steak for me, please, Senator.
Speaker 1: It's a pumpkin. We're doing design pumpkins. Liberals, these liberals
Speaker 1: in there. One of my friends was at a bar
Speaker 1: a few I don't know, a few weeks ago, a
Speaker 1: month ago, and somewhere in a smaller town in California.
Speaker 1: And you know how everywhere you go to, especially with
Speaker 1: resort towns, they have they have no no one's work,
Speaker 1: they have no staff. So this bar was super understaffed.
Speaker 1: And he walks up inside because they're waiting outside for
Speaker 1: a long time, goes inside the bar, and the guy
Speaker 1: where at the bar just goes. He looks at him,
Speaker 1: shrugs his shoulders, and just like Biden that's said, it
Speaker 1: was like, ah, yeah, we wish we could have our
Speaker 1: people here, but you know, Biden, oh no, I don't.
Speaker 1: Can you go on? Can you go can you elaborate please?
Speaker 1: Do you just love that? Though? One word, Biden? What
Speaker 1: else is that bartender using to explain away, like using
Speaker 1: that convenient one word answer for I think everything. Yes
Speaker 1: again Biden Biden, and I guess the new Obama. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's letters Obama. All right, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We'll come back and talk about Coachella. And we're back.
Speaker 1: And Coachella has done a one eight on their vaccine
Speaker 1: policy for no apparent reason. Like it doesn't it doesn't
Speaker 1: seem like it was a thing that was bothering anybody,
Speaker 1: but it does. I can see the sorts of people
Speaker 1: who go to Coachella being sort of generally the type
Speaker 1: of people who would be against a vaccine mandate. Well,
Speaker 1: i'll tell you what it is. This This it's some
Speaker 1: I'm just um, I'm just still doing research. Honestly, I
Speaker 1: think it's great, but I'm just I'm just I'm solding
Speaker 1: the research. Yeah. Also, like, have you ever snorted moon
Speaker 1: rocks before? I'm sorry, you're doing You're doing okay, but
Speaker 1: you're snorting M D M A straight to the dome?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, Well, thank you so much. Here's
Speaker 1: your flower crown and I'll just try and get by here.
Speaker 1: But the thing was the show sold out? Like when
Speaker 1: they announced that the installment was coming. It was like
Speaker 1: this is gonna be a vaccinated show. They still sold that.
Speaker 1: They sold out instantly, whether people were like it i'll
Speaker 1: figure it out thing or whatever, or people were like yeah,
Speaker 1: fuck yeah, like that's what I gotta do to do
Speaker 1: my annual pilgrimage to Indio, then so be it. So
Speaker 1: there wasn't like a way to say like, oh man,
Speaker 1: the sales numbers were hurting, or like people weren't like
Speaker 1: fucking picketing outside of like the promoters offices to be
Speaker 1: like this is fucking horseshit, so you know, and like,
Speaker 1: so I think it's really confusing because what happened was
Speaker 1: they posted the Coachella account just posted to their I
Speaker 1: G stories that they don't need people to get vaxed anymore, right,
Speaker 1: So so just like a very temporary thing, like they're
Speaker 1: not even posting on grid okay to let people know
Speaker 1: the rules have changed. So it seems like they were
Speaker 1: just trying to very subtly be like, you know, as
Speaker 1: this statement worded quote, after seeing firsthand the low transmission
Speaker 1: data and successful implementation of safety protocols at our other
Speaker 1: festivals this past month, we feel confident we can update
Speaker 1: our health policy to allow for negative COVID tests taken
Speaker 1: with within seventy two hours or proof of vaccination. What
Speaker 1: if maybe they're just like so scared of having to
Speaker 1: actually check vaccines, Like I don't know how to do
Speaker 1: It's just too much logistically, How do we do it?
Speaker 1: We just have to be we can't do it because
Speaker 1: what if they what if they don't have it and
Speaker 1: they show up, Like maybe it's like a thing where
Speaker 1: they are worried if people show up like, oh, I
Speaker 1: thought you didn't have to You know, people are just
Speaker 1: dumb and they're like, well, we we can't let you
Speaker 1: in now. And how many, how many thousands of people
Speaker 1: tens of thousands of people are gonna be that way?
Speaker 1: Probably quates a total clusterfuck. I wonder if it's just
Speaker 1: something as dumb as that. It's dumb as just like implementation.
Speaker 1: Like so it seems like so many American problems right
Speaker 1: now are just like we we'd rather not pay people
Speaker 1: to do the job because then we make more money.
Speaker 1: So we'll just have the place being incredibly short staffed
Speaker 1: and blame it on the workers for security. Because if
Speaker 1: anyone's been to Coachella, I mean, you don't need ship, Like,
Speaker 1: you don't even need a ticket if you really want
Speaker 1: to get in that really, I mean you there's people
Speaker 1: are sneaky and I can only imagine based on the
Speaker 1: security the check, you know, the bag check. I mean,
Speaker 1: I've walked into that motherfucker like human felony so much
Speaker 1: on me where I was just like, Wow, that was
Speaker 1: convenient because I took advantage of the male security guards
Speaker 1: toxic masculinity, because I knew he wouldn't really want to
Speaker 1: touch me too much. And then that's how I just
Speaker 1: would stroll on in. I would look for like the
Speaker 1: dude who looked like the most fragile sense of masculinity
Speaker 1: and then be like, yeah, come on, homie, touch me
Speaker 1: down there. No, okay, we're good, see you, bye bye.
Speaker 1: But I honestly I suspect that it's a headliner doing this.
Speaker 1: This is I think this is part of the negotiation
Speaker 1: of because they haven't they haven't discussed the line up yet,
Speaker 1: and this seems like the only reason they would do it.
Speaker 1: It's there, the tickets are fucking sold, the money has
Speaker 1: been made, has not been announced, no, not yet. So
Speaker 1: I'm looking at an old one right now. From that
Speaker 1: had like Travis Scott and Rage Against the Machine Traviscott,
Speaker 1: Froncocean and Frank lad. I bet it's a billing Vall
Speaker 1: is going to be a headline. Oh my god, Billing Vault,
Speaker 1: the Big the Building Vall, Big Blue Tent. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, that's what I think. That seems like
Speaker 1: the most compelling thing that there is a huge artist
Speaker 1: that they want to book for this and that that
Speaker 1: you know, Saturday or Friday night headliner is being like, I, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm not getting vaccinated and I'm not comfortable being at
Speaker 1: a show where you're going to do that. Used to
Speaker 1: lie about stuff, just lie. Maybe the one. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: the baby, Yeah right, oh boy, could be because you
Speaker 1: need to not only like not funk with a vaccine,
Speaker 1: but like feel Oh of course. Maybe that's what I'm
Speaker 1: just like, not that I found the answer thought, because
Speaker 1: balls make me. Now she's featuring Tucker Carlson. God, those
Speaker 1: and unlikely pairs in it like their buddies, now, aren't they. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she retreated a video of his with a bull's eye emoji,
Speaker 1: so she did. Yeah, oh so she doesn't like him. No,
Speaker 1: I think I think she was saying he was right
Speaker 1: on target arrow. I'm just so used to that meaning
Speaker 1: the opposite, like the old school Osama bin Laden will
Speaker 1: come to get you billboard, you know, with the with
Speaker 1: the crosshairs. I guess the crosshair is different than a target.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, yeah it was. It was a
Speaker 1: target with an arrow right in the bull's eye, not
Speaker 1: not a bulls eye over a picture of Tucker Carlson,
Speaker 1: which was more appropriate. Alright, well, let's talk about if
Speaker 1: you guys will indulge me this machine gun Kelly Megan
Speaker 1: Fox interview. I'm just gonna like pull some of the
Speaker 1: best quotes from them. Wait, so what is this? They
Speaker 1: just didn't interview. They didn't interview. The author is framing
Speaker 1: them as like the new Kurt and Courtney, like specifically
Speaker 1: like this is the these of the new badasses, the
Speaker 1: badass love affair. And also I think I think he
Speaker 1: put it in the tradition of curtain. Courtney was like,
Speaker 1: but but they're trying not to let it explode. But
Speaker 1: I just like they're like so steeped in this idea
Speaker 1: of themselves that I really love, and any machine gun, Kelly,
Speaker 1: anything I have to always say is for me colored
Speaker 1: by that video of him like rocking out on the
Speaker 1: boardroom table at their scope, which like is just you know,
Speaker 1: he is the and our executive idea of dangerous playing
Speaker 1: like a part to the tea of like what the
Speaker 1: I think the tweet that was sent out with that
Speaker 1: video was like ten am, board room meetings are boring. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: And so anyway, so it starts out with they're they're
Speaker 1: doing tattoos on each other and the tattoos say the
Speaker 1: Darkest fairy Tale, and she kind of sucks up his
Speaker 1: and rather than you know, acknowledge that was funked up,
Speaker 1: he says it's the best tattoo he has ever gotten.
Speaker 1: And he says it looks like a fairy ghost did
Speaker 1: it right. It's all haunted, and like he laughs at that,
Speaker 1: and they kiss and she laughs and they kiss. Movies
Speaker 1: are one of the things that brought them together, the
Speaker 1: Lost Boys. So there's another quote from the article. The
Speaker 1: Lost Boys was our first movie we watched together, he reminisces,
Speaker 1: and then True Romance and point Break, Oh, point Break
Speaker 1: is the best he had never seen it. Fox, that's
Speaker 1: True Romance was his choice. And then he says, I
Speaker 1: love the dark fairy Tale. What so so like he's
Speaker 1: already quoting the tattoo that they got together, which itself
Speaker 1: is a quote from like their early courtship. So it's
Speaker 1: just like kind of a catchphrase. I guess that he's
Speaker 1: that he's doing. What is there? How is there any
Speaker 1: fairy tale, whimsical aspect of this. You're both in fucking
Speaker 1: Hollywood and you just decided to start having sex, right,
Speaker 1: They just they just say stuff. I think they just
Speaker 1: say it. No one's like no, no one's scared to say, hey, um,
Speaker 1: that makes sense right exactly that they seem like like
Speaker 1: if that you know, sort of thing where nobody like
Speaker 1: everybody is just yes, ending each other's like vibe like
Speaker 1: to a degree that like it's just like they've spun
Speaker 1: off the planet and then they are also like feeding
Speaker 1: off of one another. It's kind of just like interesting
Speaker 1: to behold. Like it's they also have the same nose,
Speaker 1: which is always a bad sign, just not a good thing.
Speaker 1: This means like, you guys, geam pools are little bit
Speaker 1: too close together, the exact same nose his aunt. He
Speaker 1: doesn't know it. That's probably have such a connection because
Speaker 1: it's like I know you so well. It's like hey, right,
Speaker 1: it's like this that weird thing where it's like boss
Speaker 1: employee elllicit relationship. Like she's like the boss a d
Speaker 1: Q and he's the badass employee who she wants to fire.
Speaker 1: But she's she yeah, like yeah, she's the franchise owner
Speaker 1: who has been coming in a lot recently. She's like,
Speaker 1: she never comes in. Uh so the story that they
Speaker 1: tell their meeting, She says, I just remember this tall, blonde,
Speaker 1: ghostly creature. I looked up and I was like, you
Speaker 1: smell like weed. He looked down at me and he
Speaker 1: was like, I am weed. I am said, I am
Speaker 1: a weed. I am. Then I swear to god, he
Speaker 1: disappeared like a ninja in a smoke bomb. I bet
Speaker 1: he really did that, because he blew a big old
Speaker 1: hit in her face and pushed her out of the
Speaker 1: leg you know what. Also, a kind of reminds me
Speaker 1: of remember that thing that happened about I don't know,
Speaker 1: probably teen years ago, where someone who looks like Megan
Speaker 1: Fox would say, oh, I'm such a nerd. I'm such
Speaker 1: a nerd. I like I like watching this TV show
Speaker 1: about cops. I'm such a nerd. You're not a nerd, right, yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's both of them saying it to each other. You're
Speaker 1: such a nerd. Now you're such a nerd. I'm such
Speaker 1: a nerd. Yeah. Legitimately they're like, I'm like a very
Speaker 1: weird person, and like a very weird person. I think
Speaker 1: there's an actually a direct quote that is that in here.
Speaker 1: I can't believe that. I can't find it though, but
Speaker 1: it's so good. And then there so there's this thing
Speaker 1: where he thinks he's like discovering ideas that like cliche
Speaker 1: is so he's like, hell, yes, this is great. How
Speaker 1: he thinks he's discovering ideas, right, such a specific thought.
Speaker 1: So after the I'm weed thing, Uh so, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna keep reading from the article, he sent her a
Speaker 1: couple of text messages, one that said I am weed
Speaker 1: and another that repeated his filthy first line of dialogue
Speaker 1: because they were in a movie together, as if he
Speaker 1: couldn't believe he'd said those things to make him fox
Speaker 1: Fox was charmed. I just responded like how every fairytale begins,
Speaker 1: to which he ended the conversation all the good ones
Speaker 1: at least, Hell yeah, And then he says, and try
Speaker 1: and get your mind around this concept. It felt like
Speaker 1: five minutes, so it didn't even feel like three hours.
Speaker 1: I think, like, I think he's suggesting that time like
Speaker 1: sometimes seems different than it actually is, but it's not
Speaker 1: dilating for him. Yeah, no, no, no, Well, what reminds
Speaker 1: me of the whole Terrence Howard math one plus one
Speaker 1: equals one thing terology, right, Yeah, which we actually prescribed
Speaker 1: subscribe to on this podcast. I'm big into. Yeah, things
Speaker 1: haven't changed since those early days when we call a
Speaker 1: bathrobe physics. Dude, I am wed. Yeah, this all makes
Speaker 1: sense now. I've been seeing so many means like that.
Speaker 1: I am yeah. Wow. Even our first kiss, she wouldn't
Speaker 1: kiss me. We just put our lips right in front
Speaker 1: of each other and breathed each other's breath and then
Speaker 1: she left. What you here like a ninja? Right? What
Speaker 1: were they like having to restrain themselves that the best
Speaker 1: they could do is like just like edging with kissing,
Speaker 1: like just lips so close and then we'll just breathe
Speaker 1: and then what she just leaves without a word. Like
Speaker 1: it sounds like they're like writing a script to some
Speaker 1: movie no one wants to see, right, that's right. It
Speaker 1: sounds like they are trying to speak in movie dialogue
Speaker 1: and and like not doing a great job, but like
Speaker 1: that they won't say anything until until they have the
Speaker 1: like right sort of you know, bantery thing to say.
Speaker 1: I do. I am surprised that he didn't say she
Speaker 1: just left, disappeared and spoke I'm like a ninja, because
Speaker 1: he does seem to like have the like the big
Speaker 1: Lebowski style, like he just recycles like a handful of
Speaker 1: things that he's heard or said before. But here's the
Speaker 1: part that I was looking for earlier, Johnny is she
Speaker 1: says famously like I'm an unusual person and I had
Speaker 1: buried a lot of things that because it didn't have
Speaker 1: a place to live. That's something that meeting him, it's
Speaker 1: like meeting your own soul's reflection. Oh yeah, because where
Speaker 1: we're because their blood relate, dude, my genetic reflection. When
Speaker 1: I met Machine Gun Kelly, it was like I remember
Speaker 1: when he was growing up because my sister is his mom.
Speaker 1: I forgot that. I sort of remember that my sister
Speaker 1: is like his mom sort of and that we have
Speaker 1: a connection. And he's weed. He's weed. What if I
Speaker 1: smoked you, what would happen? We get higher than we've
Speaker 1: ever gotten. You should smoke me, babe. It would be
Speaker 1: like I would be part of you. You should smoke me.
Speaker 1: This is again like feels like she thinks she's discovering
Speaker 1: like the meeting your own soul's reflection. But that's actually
Speaker 1: like a I think it's in a speech in wedding
Speaker 1: Crashers that Rachel McAdams gives like that just but and
Speaker 1: it's supposed to be like kind of a cliche speech,
Speaker 1: I think. But I just want to end, so I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna say that. I feel like we start to
Speaker 1: see the seeds of the demise of this relationship towards
Speaker 1: the end, because it starts talking about his recording career
Speaker 1: and like how like his last album was like all
Speaker 1: about her and his love and I don't think his
Speaker 1: last album was like well received. And then he's like,
Speaker 1: I he there's like some suggestion that he like feels
Speaker 1: insecure about like the fact that she hadn't seen him
Speaker 1: perform live because of the pandemic. Oh, that's a real thing, though,
Speaker 1: That's very real. Oh, I'm sure I can say that
Speaker 1: from experience. Yeah, I'm I'm sure it is. But then
Speaker 1: like I don't know, it's the the element that seems
Speaker 1: to be missing from all those examples of like court
Speaker 1: and Curt and Courtney, Courtney, court and Courtney, my favorite
Speaker 1: couple is like that. I don't know, is it seems
Speaker 1: like he's not talented just based on not having listened
Speaker 1: to a lot of it. Um, that might just be
Speaker 1: meybeing old. I it's his genius is not apparent to
Speaker 1: me as well until he said he was weed. And
Speaker 1: now I'm like, yo, you know, honestly, this this motherfucker
Speaker 1: might be a genius. So her description of finally seeing
Speaker 1: him perform, obviously I'm not above the intoxicating element of
Speaker 1: watching and having heart eyes. I was confused by that
Speaker 1: at first, but then I think, I think it's like
Speaker 1: the emoji heart eyes and not like, yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know what I like hard eyes. So it's like,
Speaker 1: what do hard Her cataracts are forming, she's had got
Speaker 1: a hardening of the r yes and her getting older
Speaker 1: becoming harder to see because Megan Fox actually in her
Speaker 1: late sixties. Yeah, she's just just been drinking enough. Um,
Speaker 1: you know her Namecy Pelosi, been hitting the blood bar.
Speaker 1: And then the last paragraph, Megan foxes love maybe transforming
Speaker 1: Coulson Baker his real name, it's kind of a cool name,
Speaker 1: into his highest self. But it hasn't changed machine Gun Kelly,
Speaker 1: I'm still a motherfucking outlaw quote together, perfect party of
Speaker 1: that crime. So always a good sign when you have to,
Speaker 1: you have to reassert your motherfucking outlaw in this. I know, Hey,
Speaker 1: just show you guys know I'm an outlaw. Hey, I
Speaker 1: don't know. We'll get out of here right, so I know,
Speaker 1: I know I've I'm I'm shooting the mask mandate, but
Speaker 1: just like you guys, so I am a motherfucking outlaw. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you're gonna put your mask on to get into
Speaker 1: this discovery zone? Yeah I will, But just can you
Speaker 1: please tell everyone here that you're not I'm asking up,
Speaker 1: but I want to. I want to play in the
Speaker 1: discovery zone here, but just I want everyone to know. Mother,
Speaker 1: Could you go on the p A and please tell everyone,
Speaker 1: attention everyone, this guy entering the ball bit not just
Speaker 1: a weird old guy, but also a motherfucking outlaw. Could
Speaker 1: you mentioned wail and Jennings saying that or like Merl
Speaker 1: hagging like I just say no, just make sure this
Speaker 1: is clear. Um, I am an outlaw who makes who
Speaker 1: make sure that that be known? Please, I'm an outlaw, yes, sir, No,
Speaker 1: here's your sponge bath reminds me like his performance in
Speaker 1: this profile reminds me of the I Think you should
Speaker 1: leave Season two sketch where Santa Claus keeps using the
Speaker 1: words cosmic gumbo, right because like he he like came
Speaker 1: on in like thinkes it's fucking dope because Machina and
Speaker 1: Kelly uses the phrase a dark fit like a dark
Speaker 1: fairy tale and very fairy ghost and haunted like that.
Speaker 1: It's just what like he thought he discovered the goth
Speaker 1: aesthetic and maybe he wants to be ghost hemine. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: that his new his new identity. I have a hot take.
Speaker 1: I actually doubt they even had had sex machine Gian Megan, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they don't know what you're talking about. This is all bad. Also,
Speaker 1: it's just hard for me to imagine that these two
Speaker 1: this is a real couple and not just a meme
Speaker 1: that's alive. Yeah, I just feel it is like a
Speaker 1: meme that came to life, or like some movie dialogue
Speaker 1: that came to life but misremembered and badly rebooted. Right.
Speaker 1: But I mean, but it's at its core, it's just
Speaker 1: such a dark fairy tale, and I think that's the thing.
Speaker 1: I think it's it's almost like someone in this equation
Speaker 1: is weed haunted. We've sure we can't let you in.
Speaker 1: Why well, because you are literally weed and the first
Speaker 1: issue it's illegal here. Johnny as always such a pleasure
Speaker 1: having you on the daily like ice man. Where can
Speaker 1: people find you and follow you? You can find me
Speaker 1: a cloud of smoke I've just created because I am weed,
Speaker 1: a weed ninja on If you just google Johnny Pemmerton,
Speaker 1: I'll be an Austin exist doing comedy soon next week
Speaker 1: on a Creaking Caves October. I'll be in Houston on
Speaker 1: that Sunday, and you can find me. Just go to
Speaker 1: Johnny Pemberton dot dog. I know it sounds like it's
Speaker 1: a fake web address, but it's my actual web address
Speaker 1: because someone stole my Johnny Premberson dot com and it's
Speaker 1: holding it ransom. Mother fuck. I know they also see
Speaker 1: me on Twitch. I'm on twitch, twitch, dot tv slash
Speaker 1: Johnny Pemmerton at least once a week. And is there
Speaker 1: a tweet or some other work of social media you've
Speaker 1: been enjoying Yeah, you know what, there's this great art
Speaker 1: collective called Friends with You and everything they everything they
Speaker 1: do is wonderful, but they always say stuff. It's like,
Speaker 1: you know, so much stuff is so dark and like
Speaker 1: sad and everything, but they always say stuff. It's sort
Speaker 1: of like above it. And they I think they said
Speaker 1: something here. I think I put it in this document here,
Speaker 1: but they said, um, basically, people are bitching a lot
Speaker 1: about the timeline, like the simulation right now, but they said,
Speaker 1: feel so lucky to live in this timeline with y'all.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's like a I just love thinking
Speaker 1: about that. As opposed to being the opposite. They're very
Speaker 1: They're like super positive. They're so positive. I just love
Speaker 1: everything they do it because of that, right in a way,
Speaker 1: that's also really creative. I just I think it's a
Speaker 1: hard thing to manage, but they managed to do it. K.
Speaker 1: That is hurt. How anyone manages to do it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How are we alive? We are? They are? Who do
Speaker 1: you think you are? I am Well, I'm weed. I'm
Speaker 1: who do you think you are? I am and I
Speaker 1: am Weed are in the Hall of Fame of great
Speaker 1: dumb shit, ingenious, dumb shit, awesome, miles Where can people
Speaker 1: find you? What is the tweet you've been enjoying? Find
Speaker 1: me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Gray and
Speaker 1: also the other show for twenty Day Fiance with Sophie Alexandra.
Speaker 1: Go to Twitch, dot tv slash force to watch us.
Speaker 1: Do you know just just talk that ninety days shi
Speaker 1: um some tweets that I first one is from Jeff
Speaker 1: Dweck at the Dweck tweeted, how will I explain by
Speaker 1: Superman to my children? I'm about to orphan because of
Speaker 1: COVID summing up the fucking outrage on the right by Superman.
Speaker 1: And then also this other one is from It's Funny.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the I just like this meme
Speaker 1: is so fucking just ridiculous. So this is from thought
Speaker 1: chalk at Shariah bossu oh oh three and their tweet
Speaker 1: is this thing of It's It's Molder and Scully and
Speaker 1: Dana Scully is like, do you smell like weed? And
Speaker 1: then Mulder says, motherfucker drops the bomb. I am weed.
Speaker 1: So I just love. I didn't know what it was
Speaker 1: until we started talking about this, and I'm like, you
Speaker 1: still like yeah, because I was like, this is just
Speaker 1: so stupid. I just love the X Files thing. I
Speaker 1: was like, whatever, we're just we're doing that. But now
Speaker 1: it all makes sense and I'm part of the discord,
Speaker 1: so discourse. So thank you, Scully. I am, I am,
Speaker 1: I want to be weed, I want I went all right,
Speaker 1: that's that's it. We're never going to do better than
Speaker 1: that on this podcast. That's that's the end of the podcast.
Speaker 1: A right, good night, thanks by how we started. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien.
Speaker 1: I like Cris Crofton's tweet, Okay, I'll bite what's Hambleton's
Speaker 1: which the time for that? And also true I do
Speaker 1: I do believe he might not really know what hamilton.
Speaker 1: And then Blanket Patch has had a couple good like
Speaker 1: kind of long shaggy dog Twitter threads, and his latest
Speaker 1: was okay, okay, here all fifty ways to leave your lover,
Speaker 1: and it starts with the ones from the Paul Simon's
Speaker 1: song Slip out the Back, Jack, make a New Plan,
Speaker 1: Stand hop on the bus, Gus, drop off the Keiley
Speaker 1: number five ship in the bed, Fred, and then it
Speaker 1: just keeps going, point to a squirrel merle spell your name,
Speaker 1: g Off Jeff Funk, the Maid of Honor at Connor,
Speaker 1: use you one of your wishes, Alicious, make yourself Scarce Pierce.
Speaker 1: It just goes on. It's very funny. You can find
Speaker 1: us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. We're at the Daily
Speaker 1: Zeitgeist on Instagram, we have Facebook fan page and a website,
Speaker 1: Daily zeitgeist dot com where we post our episodes and
Speaker 1: our footnotes where we link off to the information that
Speaker 1: we talked about in today's episode, as well as a
Speaker 1: song that we think you might enjoy. Miles, what song
Speaker 1: do we think people might enjoy? I mean, it's October,
Speaker 1: it's spooky, and then who would have thought one of
Speaker 1: my favorite bands, Hiatus Coyote, would just drop us spooky
Speaker 1: single out of thin air on me. And this is
Speaker 1: called Canopic Jar and it was gonna be the Monster Mesh. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna be too. But this ship
Speaker 1: is It's just great. It's more Hiatus Iode. I'll never
Speaker 1: say no to it, and I love the way it's
Speaker 1: produced and just big old rock drums and ship feels. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's good for this October day. So check out Canopic
Speaker 1: Jar by Hiatus Coyote. Speaking of rock and drums. The
Speaker 1: Rock apparently wraps on a new Tech nine album. So
Speaker 1: I saw that headline and well, I just want you
Speaker 1: to check it out so that that will presumably be
Speaker 1: one of the songs you recommend going forward. But check
Speaker 1: out his flow. He raps about I think he raps
Speaker 1: about working out. Seems to be the thing. Work out.
Speaker 1: I love to I love working out. It's great. I
Speaker 1: pulled the sled, I do the snake ropes. I'm the Rock.
Speaker 1: That's how he talks, right, Yeah, you got you got it.
Speaker 1: He does finish every sentence with I'm the Rock. The
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Speaker 1: That is going to do it for us this morning.
Speaker 1: We'll be back this afternoon to tell you what it
Speaker 1: is trending and we will talk to you all a boy,
Speaker 1: bye bye. I want to be weed. I want to
Speaker 1: be weed. I want to be weed.