Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season two oh two,
Speaker 1: Episode two of Dirt Daily Introduction of My Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into America's share consciousness. It's Tuesday, September twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1: My name is Jack O'Brien a K Take me down
Speaker 1: to the guys city, get the damn vaccine so you
Speaker 1: don't feel shitty. Oh won't you please just stay home? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's courtesy of Rob and I'm thrilled to be joined
Speaker 1: as always by my co host, Mr Miles Grass. Yes,
Speaker 1: he over the weekend. Just got a Margarita bill blender machine.
Speaker 1: So you know your boy had to change his name
Speaker 1: to Jimmy Puffett. It's the one and only Miles Gray.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Thank you so much for her majesty,
Speaker 1: who got me a Margharita blending machine that I didn't
Speaker 1: ask for, but I didn't realize I needed this whole time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: are you so? What's special about a margaritabillt blending machine?
Speaker 1: Is it just a blender that's like really good? And
Speaker 1: well this one, yeah, she kind of went ridiculous with it.
Speaker 1: This one. You could get three blenders popping off that once.
Speaker 1: It has three fucking like parts. So if I wanted
Speaker 1: to say, oh, y'all want a red, white and blue Dakari,
Speaker 1: I can grinding. It's like automated and ship the whole time,
Speaker 1: though I can only use one of them because I'm
Speaker 1: too overwhelmed to try and like use multiple things at once.
Speaker 1: And really I've just been making like frozen lemonade. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just like, yo this, I could have this whenever
Speaker 1: I want. Now, you don't feel like I'm sucking fourteen
Speaker 1: and I have like a slushy machine that the cocktails
Speaker 1: will come they do time, but first I must pretend
Speaker 1: that I have my own slurping machine. I do like
Speaker 1: that you are still professing your allegiance to weed, even
Speaker 1: like less weed. Get nervous about you get just you know,
Speaker 1: you're like, well, you know, I'm still Jimmy. Daddy's still Daddy.
Speaker 1: You know the Staddy just shaved his mustache. I know
Speaker 1: it's freaky because I used to seeing me without the mustache,
Speaker 1: but it's still me. Yep. How to let him know? Well, Miles,
Speaker 1: we are thrilled to be joined once again by one
Speaker 1: of the funniest writers and comedians out here doing it.
Speaker 1: You've seen her own Conan and Take My Wife. You've
Speaker 1: seen her opening for everyone from Maria Bamford and Hannibal
Speaker 1: Barris to Gladys Night and Earth Wind and Fire. She's
Speaker 1: written for Netflix's History of Swear Words and a local
Speaker 1: periodical called The New Yorker. Welcome back to the show,
Speaker 1: the hilarious and talented Maggie May Welcome. Hey, glad to
Speaker 1: be back. Thank you for having me. Oh, it's always
Speaker 1: a pleasure, always a pleasure to have Truly Wonka in
Speaker 1: their infinite wisdom on the show. And how did you
Speaker 1: get the nickname truly Wonka on this show? Because I
Speaker 1: love candy? Yeah, huge candy fan. I've always got candy
Speaker 1: on me and I'm trill as fuck. So right, I mean,
Speaker 1: that's self explanatory. What's the best candy, Maggie? Gummies? Gummies
Speaker 1: are the best candy, And if you want to go
Speaker 1: a little deeper, the best gummies out right now are
Speaker 1: the Harribos Star Mix, not the Fantastic Mix. The Star
Speaker 1: Mix is better than that. Wow, Wait, what's the I
Speaker 1: only know Harribo is making gummy bears because I'm ignorant,
Speaker 1: So what's Star Mix Like, it's they make star shaped gummies. Know,
Speaker 1: the original star makes just had like all the candy
Speaker 1: that they made just like together, so you would get
Speaker 1: the frogs, you get the bears, you get the Yeah,
Speaker 1: this one has like the twin snakes, which are great,
Speaker 1: has the bears, has the little round belts, and that's
Speaker 1: just for some reason, like around gummy candy is like
Speaker 1: it checks boxes for me for some reason. For those
Speaker 1: peach are the round belt ones, peach the peach flavor ones,
Speaker 1: I don't think. So there's some like yellow and red,
Speaker 1: and then there's like green and red. Were you saying
Speaker 1: all these things? So casually like, yeah, it has like
Speaker 1: the double snakes, it has an other one. I was like,
Speaker 1: are we still talking about whenever you like, what can
Speaker 1: you talk about for like twenty minutes with no no
Speaker 1: prompting or no warning I can talk about. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm having trouble accepting that I knew this is the
Speaker 1: first time I've heard of the double snake, and I'm
Speaker 1: looking at it in this bad picture of Star Mix,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, where the where was I or where
Speaker 1: it wasn't I that I didn't know about any of
Speaker 1: this stuff. But when Snakes came out maybe seven eight
Speaker 1: years ago, Memorial candy, Yeah, honor the phone with these
Speaker 1: kind of snakes, you know, comparing the town or just
Speaker 1: does some snakes. But okay, I mean it tastes great,
Speaker 1: So let's let's go. What what do you have on
Speaker 1: deck right now? Do you have the Star mix on
Speaker 1: deck right now? I'm a little bit dry. The only
Speaker 1: candy I have is candy that I'm going to give
Speaker 1: is a gift to my manager. I curated a little
Speaker 1: gift thing of candy for her, but I did eat
Speaker 1: the hair EBow ginger lemons and I'm going to replace them.
Speaker 1: But in the meantime, I don't know the gift box. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like I'm not gonna see kind of week and
Speaker 1: I'll have time to go back and get you know,
Speaker 1: that's my favorite move is buying some ship for someone
Speaker 1: else and you're sitting on it and you're like, fucking
Speaker 1: i't yah, exactly exactly. That's my move with Halloween candy.
Speaker 1: I always go through a couple of bags before Halloween night,
Speaker 1: you know, just like, oh, I better test these are
Speaker 1: they still good? Make sure there's not raisor blades in them.
Speaker 1: You got to I do it for the kids, not
Speaker 1: little ones that suddenly appear when you've digested it. I'm
Speaker 1: not trying like the obvious one these candies safely thank you.
Speaker 1: All right, Maggie, We're going to get to know you
Speaker 1: a little bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna
Speaker 1: tell our listeners a few of the things we're talking about.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about what the Capitol Police are getting
Speaker 1: in exchange for their performance on January six. We're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about the upcoming rally in favor of the political
Speaker 1: prisoners from that day. We're gonna talk about a tech
Speaker 1: bro and a Harvard geneticists who are teaming up to
Speaker 1: play god and bring back the Wally Mammoth. We're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about Bill Cosby. We're gonna talk about a food
Speaker 1: mashup that's kind of both on brand for the conversation
Speaker 1: we've already been having and just a atrocity. We're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about Bill Cosby's come back and just what you
Speaker 1: can do with all the news of any Bill Cosby
Speaker 1: come back, All of that plenty more. But first, Maggie,
Speaker 1: we like task our guest, what is something from your
Speaker 1: search history. Okay, So yesterday I searched how long does
Speaker 1: it take to preheat an oven? Mmm? Because I was
Speaker 1: trying to make some brownies with I don't like eggs,
Speaker 1: so I bought just eggs egg substitute, and it makes
Speaker 1: cakes really good. That every time they make brownies they
Speaker 1: end up undercooked and burnt at the same time. So
Speaker 1: I was like, am I not preheating the oven correctly?
Speaker 1: And so I found out I needed to keep it
Speaker 1: on for like fifteen honey minutes instead of like as
Speaker 1: long as it takes to mix the batter and as
Speaker 1: long as you can wait. Yeah, but then brownies still
Speaker 1: turned out wet mm hmm. I poured him out and
Speaker 1: I left him out to to I think I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna first be it into the night. Right at this point,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what, never turns out dry and
Speaker 1: wet at the same time when when you're in the
Speaker 1: mood for a sweet treat, candy candy bars. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: shouldn't have tried to be a hero. I should have
Speaker 1: just got a sea first. Another thing I learned about
Speaker 1: brownie mixes that the egg is purely for us, like
Speaker 1: they can replicate the egg in the mixed part. But
Speaker 1: they just found that people feel better about having made
Speaker 1: the brownies at home out of the egg by putting
Speaker 1: the egg in like they had it that was just
Speaker 1: the batter. And then they tested it with batter and
Speaker 1: egg and they found that like letting people crack an
Speaker 1: egg and put it in there with mix just made
Speaker 1: people feel better. So it makes me feel like they're
Speaker 1: actually cooking. Yeah, exactly, I don't need that. I don't
Speaker 1: need that hand like I don't have guilt. I feel
Speaker 1: like that's a past generation. I feel like they need
Speaker 1: to re examine that, re test kitchen that idea, because
Speaker 1: I don't think our generation gives a fuck. So you
Speaker 1: said you don't like eggs, like or you haven't. You
Speaker 1: just don't like handling eggs. You have an allergy. You
Speaker 1: know if something has egg in it, like what I do,
Speaker 1: doesn't let me do it. Because they read a comic
Speaker 1: once where they were like, eggs aren't I never really like,
Speaker 1: I was never a huge fan of them. And then
Speaker 1: I read the comic that was like, oh, eggs aren't
Speaker 1: baby chick there chickens period, And after that I was
Speaker 1: just like new m M. I feel like that might
Speaker 1: have been a talking point abandoned by the egg industry.
Speaker 1: Where there because because like I do feel like part
Speaker 1: of me at one point was like, these are baby chicks.
Speaker 1: I feel bad about scrambling. You're fine, You're fine. No, no,
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, scrambled period. Like no, wait, this was
Speaker 1: a comic strip you read. Yeah, it's like a little
Speaker 1: four four panel thing that was on Facebook. And actually
Speaker 1: my neighbor, not my neighbor, my roommate at the time,
Speaker 1: posted it up kind of Oh this is so funny
Speaker 1: and so cute, right, And I was like, and you
Speaker 1: still eat this, Like what are you doing? No? No, no no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, m that's the power of just that perspective
Speaker 1: shift brought you too. Goofy brownies, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: that's that road is I like, you know, that's why
Speaker 1: I asked the questions. And I would try the brownies
Speaker 1: like these ones, like the ones that were burned. I
Speaker 1: was like, whatever, I'll have a spoonful of it because
Speaker 1: I'm not going to get salmonella, whereas if I got
Speaker 1: wet brownies with an egg in it. M rolling. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's just like a chocolate omelet, says Maggie. Chocolate omelet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like an over eating. Could I get that chocolate omelet? Rare?
Speaker 1: Thank you? What was it like spending the night with him?
Speaker 1: Was the next morning he made us raw chocolate omelets?
Speaker 1: Like what the girl was? What is something you're thinking
Speaker 1: is overrated? Okay? This the Cinderella, the idea of the
Speaker 1: Cinderella story is overrated. And I saw the new or
Speaker 1: I didn't see it, but I see that, like Cabella
Speaker 1: Cameo has one coming out and this is nothing against her,
Speaker 1: but I feel like Cinderella and a lot of fairy
Speaker 1: tales in general could have been way shorter if CPS
Speaker 1: was just involved. Immediately, your step mom's mean, and so
Speaker 1: are your stepsisters? Call CPS? And then you know the
Speaker 1: question there and and wait and what do they do
Speaker 1: all day while you're doing this? Okay, and your rat
Speaker 1: that's that's not good, honey. We okay, Like they got
Speaker 1: you out here sweeping the whole house with a broom
Speaker 1: with six little sticks out of it. Okay, well we'll
Speaker 1: put you in a home with somebody that's a brand broom.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they're gaslighting you? Oh man, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean what is it? Just it's all those stories are
Speaker 1: just meant to help people be like, yeah, man, if
Speaker 1: you just stay silent during the shittiest parts of your life,
Speaker 1: maybe some fucking glass shoe will fit you. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: that's it. You mean to tell me nobody else that, like,
Speaker 1: nobody else had a seven and a half in the
Speaker 1: whole damn right, what size shoe was it that it
Speaker 1: was so different? Was it like a size four? In
Speaker 1: which case, why is the prince going around trying to
Speaker 1: find somebody with a size four? That's a child? Okay?
Speaker 1: Or is this a size fifteen? Like right? And that's
Speaker 1: and then you know, and like there's no question about this.
Speaker 1: I mean, we only know one one person with the
Speaker 1: fifteen that would have been progressive. Yeah, that would have
Speaker 1: been great. The but we know it's not that she
Speaker 1: has the biggest feat because we've seen her step sisters
Speaker 1: trying get their feet in there, just like you know,
Speaker 1: crushing their crushing their feet right, And in my mind,
Speaker 1: I feel like a bunch of like white ladies who
Speaker 1: were opting into this sweepsteaks where if your shoot, here's
Speaker 1: your foot fitt in a glass shoeld have become the princess?
Speaker 1: One of these motherfucker's would sue after Cinderella one, They're like, well,
Speaker 1: hold on, what size is she? Because I write that
Speaker 1: shoe on too, because I think this is rigged, and
Speaker 1: then we'd get to the bottom, then we'd have justice.
Speaker 1: The shoe kind of fit. You gotta give me that
Speaker 1: ship that kind of right. I mean, it's lookst obviously
Speaker 1: that the mean people are unattractive and the only virtuous
Speaker 1: person is like there, virtue just radiates outwards. It's also
Speaker 1: kind of I feel like propaganda for the makeover like
Speaker 1: beauty industry, because she is unrecognizable to the prince after
Speaker 1: she gets after she is no longer like hazard glow up.
Speaker 1: He's just like, I don't know. All I got is
Speaker 1: this shoe. Literally, I'm going to be shocked if you
Speaker 1: are the woman who I'm supposed to be in love with. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're not enough, has been asked of him? Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah he I mean, does he have face blindness? Maybe
Speaker 1: I'd understand, But yeah, that was a that was a
Speaker 1: killer one two punch of Disney movies with you know,
Speaker 1: snow White and then Cinderella, both of which were basically
Speaker 1: invented an entire universe where your beauty was totally like
Speaker 1: not only did it affect how people treated you. It
Speaker 1: was like whether you were a good person or not,
Speaker 1: and they would murder you if you were prettier than
Speaker 1: the queen. Anyways, you haven't seen the new Cinderella story,
Speaker 1: but there's like aunt like they keep remaking it, you know,
Speaker 1: like I know that's what. So the state of development
Speaker 1: in film and television is so absurd because it's like, well,
Speaker 1: what I p s public domain at this point, Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll get so it's luckily Disney doesn't own that, so
Speaker 1: we can do it, and then we'll blow all our
Speaker 1: money and doing covers of modern songs like why is
Speaker 1: what does rhythm Nation have to do with Cinderella? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't care to know. Mm hmm. It's
Speaker 1: also weird that it has been co opted by like
Speaker 1: every sports, like a underdog story is called a Cinderella story.
Speaker 1: They're like does the shoe fit for this Cinderella As
Speaker 1: they're like going into the like final four or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's just like that's that isn't really even like a
Speaker 1: good metaphor for like somebody coming from behind or like
Speaker 1: unexpectedly like doing better than expected. Right, what they're saying
Speaker 1: is like the rest of the Bengals kicked this guy's ass. Now,
Speaker 1: let's see if can catch something exactly. He's out. You're
Speaker 1: cleaning the locker room. And yeah, now is this equipment
Speaker 1: manager the new wide receiver that's gonna that would be
Speaker 1: a Cinderella story. Yeah. Are these professional athletes who were
Speaker 1: I guess performing at a lower level than the highest performers.
Speaker 1: Are they Cinderella? Will the carriage turned back into a pumpkin?
Speaker 1: We find out tonight? It's like, what the Okay, Maybe
Speaker 1: it's just that that's the only movie that any sports
Speaker 1: person like, only like the of the all the fairy tales,
Speaker 1: there's like two that they can reliably have seen, and
Speaker 1: so they and you feel like sports, like men's sports,
Speaker 1: is so toxic anyway, that they would have found another
Speaker 1: thing to say, rather than like, oh, man, this Gonzaga
Speaker 1: team real Cinderella story with the rale young men like that.
Speaker 1: They would want something like, oh, reminds you of the
Speaker 1: parable of the little shell that turned into the monster
Speaker 1: that ate the evildoers before your eyes. But there aren't
Speaker 1: any like Disney fairy tales about like beating your girlfriend
Speaker 1: and getting away with it. Yeah, not that we can
Speaker 1: tell yeah, what is something you think is underrated? Maggie
Speaker 1: Late night fast food drive throughs m Last night after
Speaker 1: a show, Danielle Perez and I went trying to find
Speaker 1: some just some drive through fast food place, and it's
Speaker 1: like this world is like opening back up and like
Speaker 1: l a restaurants never did stay open for like super long,
Speaker 1: so these are kind of important. We went to like
Speaker 1: two different drive throughs that were closed, and it's like,
Speaker 1: excuse me, sir, like we are in the middle of
Speaker 1: we're hungry in a pandle, Like what are y'all doing?
Speaker 1: Like this isn't necessary. I feel like late night fast
Speaker 1: food drive theres are unnecessary cog in the late night Situationally,
Speaker 1: this is why these are all essential jobs, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like everything that is like to keep
Speaker 1: us sustained, give us sustenance, whatever grocery store, fast food
Speaker 1: things like that, we we need that, we need to
Speaker 1: we need to exalt these people because at the same time,
Speaker 1: there's so many times when you're left with like the
Speaker 1: only option you do have is possibly some kind of
Speaker 1: fast food or a gas station have done before, and
Speaker 1: you don't want to make that. You don't want to
Speaker 1: make that one am dinner at a gas station. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not good. Sometimes he's just like, oh man, I
Speaker 1: haven't eaten since lunch and I got to drive back
Speaker 1: to like wherever I live. Let me just have a
Speaker 1: little something, a little nosh while I'm driving, just to
Speaker 1: kind of, you know, keep my wits about me and
Speaker 1: so I'm not like, you know, hungry and tired. And
Speaker 1: it's that kind of thing. Who came through for you
Speaker 1: after you you did that that search. Jack in the
Speaker 1: Box came through. Jack Box came through. I will say, though,
Speaker 1: I am mad at Jack in the Box. Let me
Speaker 1: say this to bunch, give the floor for this, thank you.
Speaker 1: A bunch of different fast food eateries have taken away
Speaker 1: their french fry and squeezy cheese kind of situation. And
Speaker 1: that's another underrated thing. Jack in the Box got rid
Speaker 1: of their potato wedges. Taco Bell keeps sucking around and
Speaker 1: taking their nacho fries back, and when they bring them back,
Speaker 1: they bring them back for a little more expensive and
Speaker 1: it's not a huge deal. But don't think I didn't
Speaker 1: notice Taco Bell that that's what y'all are doing. And
Speaker 1: it's like cheese spreads are so good clearly, So someone
Speaker 1: needs to have a consistent cheese fry on their menu,
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying about it. Yeah, yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: shake shack. But then they're not open late, and that's like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's like that's a that's a spend, you know,
Speaker 1: but you want to have because oh remember when McDonald's
Speaker 1: did it for a second though, they had cheesy bacon fries.
Speaker 1: It was like experimental thing, and then they took it
Speaker 1: from us. But yeah, I love that's usually like that.
Speaker 1: It's funny that you say that, because that's when in
Speaker 1: my mind, I go, oh, I'm not giving a fuck
Speaker 1: about what I'm eating today. It's I usually go for
Speaker 1: some kind of cheese fry conglomeration that is not good.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't feel like fries. It feels more like
Speaker 1: I'm having a meal. There's cheese because there because I
Speaker 1: need a fork. Yeah, suddenly the context is different and
Speaker 1: this might have nutrients. I mean, there's so many wild
Speaker 1: things happening with the supply chain. If anybody knows why
Speaker 1: the cheesy fries keep going away, let us know, because yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not unacceptable. We're probably just in a minority, you know,
Speaker 1: unfortunately it's probably always money, you know, But who doesn't
Speaker 1: like fries. Who's like, oh, yeah, these fries are good
Speaker 1: enough as is. I'm glad there's no good cheese on them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: nobody on this podcast. Yeah, we got Look, we got
Speaker 1: enough of America's problems to deal with in this show,
Speaker 1: so stay focused. All right, let's take a quick break
Speaker 1: and we'll come back and talk about some lesser problems.
Speaker 1: And we're back and alright, So the Capitol Police are
Speaker 1: getting dealt with for their work on January six. We
Speaker 1: saw both sides. We saw the heroics of the police officer,
Speaker 1: you know, distracting the crowd and like leading them into
Speaker 1: where where he had to back up, just like hypnotizing
Speaker 1: them into following him as he continued to like fall back.
Speaker 1: So great work by him. We also saw dudes just
Speaker 1: fucking taking selfies with the insurrectionists. So it's time that
Speaker 1: we hear something from some kind with these guys. Something.
Speaker 1: So they had, you know, an investigation, and right now,
Speaker 1: again I don't know what all the details are the
Speaker 1: of the in the or what what was revealed in
Speaker 1: this investigation, but based on what I'm reading, it sounds
Speaker 1: like very light slaps on the wrist, possibly for the
Speaker 1: worst offenders within the Capitol Police force. So the disciplinary
Speaker 1: actions include three for conduct unbecoming and one one each
Speaker 1: for failure to comply with directives, improper remarks, and improper
Speaker 1: dissemination of information. No names or the details were released,
Speaker 1: and it's not immediately clear whether all the disciplinary actions
Speaker 1: involved different officers or who it was, and what is
Speaker 1: the actual discipline that they would face. No charges, nothing
Speaker 1: that I guess arrived to the point of like criminal behavior.
Speaker 1: But again, like you're saying, when you see what happened
Speaker 1: that day, and you're juxtaposing the black officer who you know,
Speaker 1: was again sold by himself trying to save the Senate
Speaker 1: Chamber and someone else who was like, oh yeah, this
Speaker 1: is all good man, let's flick it up. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: put this on your Facebook. I'm officer. Yeah cool, cool cool.
Speaker 1: You start to think, like, what what is happening? Because
Speaker 1: we saw how light the sentences have been for the
Speaker 1: actual people that have been arrested for like breaking and
Speaker 1: entering the capital and things like that, and so yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, just for those of us who look at
Speaker 1: it like I think, are we doing the slow boil
Speaker 1: into autocracy fascism, like you know, these are the kind
Speaker 1: of moments where you try and make an example or not,
Speaker 1: you know, at least apply the law equally, which is
Speaker 1: a concept that is fairly foreigned in this country. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and there's a big rally plant for this Saturday from
Speaker 1: a group basically the same groups that you know stage
Speaker 1: the insurrection. They are currently calling the people who are
Speaker 1: arrested and giving those late slaps on the wrist political prisoners,
Speaker 1: even though most of them aren't even in prison. And
Speaker 1: you know, they don't have as much vocal explicit support
Speaker 1: from like Josh Holly and like Louie gomer but they're
Speaker 1: being silent the like actual Republican leadership. And they're also
Speaker 1: still backing the big lie that Biden lost the elections.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I feel like they we're we're heading in
Speaker 1: a direction where we've seen what happens in response to
Speaker 1: a storming of the Capitol, like an actual just all
Speaker 1: out attack on democratic institutions, like a physical attack. And
Speaker 1: the message is pretty clear, and I feel like probably
Speaker 1: well received from the people who staged that first attack,
Speaker 1: you know, but like this is there's gonna be a
Speaker 1: double standard. They're on standby. Yeah, all the language that
Speaker 1: they used to is just to keep their outrage justified
Speaker 1: and seemingly normal, because if they're they live in a
Speaker 1: world where every election is being stolen and things like that,
Speaker 1: then they you know, you can see how fired up
Speaker 1: these people get, and I honestly, I feel like you
Speaker 1: see it more. It's it's the rhetoric gets more and
Speaker 1: more intense every couple of months. It goes from people
Speaker 1: being like in disbelief to now people making really weird
Speaker 1: threats like, you know, I don't know what's going to happen.
Speaker 1: I know somebody, I know some good people that might
Speaker 1: have to do some bad things. Who said that? That
Speaker 1: was at a school a school board hearing. Yeah, someone
Speaker 1: else I forget who was like the time for bloodshed
Speaker 1: may come, and I was like, I mean yeah, there's
Speaker 1: definitely like moments where you you'll have politicians like dance,
Speaker 1: like do the thing. We're like, god, who, I certainly
Speaker 1: hope that we don't come to a point where blood
Speaker 1: will be spilled over this deservedly and with complete justification
Speaker 1: because they stole the election, like the I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I'm hoping that doesn't happen. You know and yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's uh yeah, my metal loss. I mean, well,
Speaker 1: we'll see what happens with the House Commission that's looking
Speaker 1: into things, and obviously they're going to have a more
Speaker 1: holistic view of what's happening. But at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, like the messages, I don't know, man, like
Speaker 1: you can pull some wild ship and if you're if
Speaker 1: you're on the side of the right people, they're not
Speaker 1: going to give a fuck you can you can get
Speaker 1: away with house arrest and fuck it will even give
Speaker 1: you kale when you're in prison because you'll say your
Speaker 1: shaman beliefs preclude you from eating bologna in gen pop
Speaker 1: with everyone else. I think he just got a sentenced
Speaker 1: to four years. Yeah, not a lot. And again that's
Speaker 1: when I'm like, who where are the people, like, you know,
Speaker 1: like officers ended up taking their own lives as a
Speaker 1: result of like the how traumatic that whole experience was.
Speaker 1: There's just when you look at the whole picture, it's
Speaker 1: just really hard to think. I'm like, at what point
Speaker 1: is someone like what part are they signaling this is
Speaker 1: never going to go down again? Or if it does,
Speaker 1: like you okay, you better be built for doing a
Speaker 1: fucking thirty years stretch on your head. But I don't
Speaker 1: know if you are, and so everything just seems to
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, if you get out of it, you
Speaker 1: could you can just kind of say no, no, no
Speaker 1: the whole time, and then maybe there'll be enough outrage
Speaker 1: that your sentence gets gets dumbed down. Because after hearing
Speaker 1: the one judge really openly be like, I'm a little
Speaker 1: bit curious as to why these sentences. It's like these
Speaker 1: what the DJ is bringing you so like light considering
Speaker 1: what we saw. But I think this just goes back
Speaker 1: to a bigger things like we don't know how to
Speaker 1: We don't Americans don't know how to check themselves. Ever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Democrats are you know they even even still there
Speaker 1: in the business of like kind of keeping things business
Speaker 1: as usual even and you can't really have things business
Speaker 1: as usual when there's a fucking in direction that like
Speaker 1: where people attacked the capital building to try to prevent
Speaker 1: the you know, the moving forward of democracy, the what's
Speaker 1: the word the Yeah, well they got like parents who
Speaker 1: like signed up their kids to a better school district
Speaker 1: to get like ten years you know, right, And it's
Speaker 1: like I could bust up into a capital building and
Speaker 1: just start acting a full and I only get four
Speaker 1: or I get like like, I'm on probation for two
Speaker 1: years and I can't use the internet, and it's like, really, well,
Speaker 1: allow me to walk you down the sentencing disparities that
Speaker 1: exist within this country, because that's all you want to
Speaker 1: talk about. Political prisoners. Those like you have a better
Speaker 1: argument for saying these uneven sentences are as a result
Speaker 1: of politicized judicials or whatever. But this ship, again, it's
Speaker 1: just nonsense because they need the narrative of we are
Speaker 1: the oppressed people who were able to fly in on
Speaker 1: private jets to the capital and function up. All right,
Speaker 1: let's talk about you know now that we are facing
Speaker 1: extinction level climate change pollution, uh, just an end to
Speaker 1: any sort of normal as we know it. People are
Speaker 1: starting to take some big swings in the in the
Speaker 1: world of science, and one such big swing is basically
Speaker 1: slightly more boring Jurassic Park. There's a new venture called Colossal, Yeah,
Speaker 1: which is what's the other thing that they made another
Speaker 1: it's like very big or extremely big, per giant, pyper giant. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the other thing. Yeah. Just so to a guy
Speaker 1: with money and a guy with ideas want to bring
Speaker 1: the wooly mammoth back from extinction. And you're like, great, great,
Speaker 1: we meet. Thank you, so thank you for being brave
Speaker 1: right now and making sure we bring back a fucking
Speaker 1: creature no one has seen with their their bare eyes.
Speaker 1: But yes, this guy, Ben Lamb, he's the one who
Speaker 1: is like the tech guy. He said, he's putting it
Speaker 1: like he's got like they got a fifteen million dollar
Speaker 1: seed round. But his other past projects have been, like
Speaker 1: you said, hyper Giant Industries, which you know, they said,
Speaker 1: among our things, trying to launch satellites to search for
Speaker 1: UFOs on Earth. Okay, so you like to you like
Speaker 1: to really get you'd like to really ask and answer
Speaker 1: the tough questions search for UFOs on Earth. That's uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that sends it in a very specific direction, not like
Speaker 1: signs of extra terrestrial life where it's like we found
Speaker 1: a bacteria on this asteroid. It's uh, they're looking for
Speaker 1: landing spots of UFOs on Earth. Yeah, I mean remember
Speaker 1: you I thought didn't even have to be that deep.
Speaker 1: It's like, what is under that blanket? It is an
Speaker 1: unidentified flying up is like I mean, if you remember
Speaker 1: when he launched a hyper giant industries. People are like,
Speaker 1: this is just sci fi fantasy stuff, and he says absolutely, Now,
Speaker 1: were absolutely respect the work that's being done by the
Speaker 1: men in black, and we will make sure that our
Speaker 1: work does not cover the same ground and will not
Speaker 1: be redundant. That's a joke right now, Pop right back
Speaker 1: in the frame. But like so then he is there
Speaker 1: the whole thing. This operation is described as a quote
Speaker 1: breakthrough bioscience and genetic engineering company that it's accept that is,
Speaker 1: quote accepting humanity's duty to restore Earth to a healthier
Speaker 1: state while also solving for the future economies and biological
Speaker 1: necessities of the human condition through cutting as science and technologies.
Speaker 1: Which brings me to what does the Woollie mammoth have
Speaker 1: to do with this mandate you have given yourself. Because
Speaker 1: the man who is behind it this Harvard geneticist George Church,
Speaker 1: he's pretty much saying that they will. There's a global
Speaker 1: warming aspect to it, like, because not only has he
Speaker 1: they've they said they've mapped a lot of the genetic
Speaker 1: sequence for the wooly mammoth based on like, you know,
Speaker 1: a carcass they pulled out of the perma frost in Siberia.
Speaker 1: But they're like they know, like if I don't know.
Speaker 1: They seem confident that they could bring this to life.
Speaker 1: But he says it's a game changer because if you
Speaker 1: bring the returning the extinct species to the original habitats,
Speaker 1: will quote revitalize lost ecosystems for a healthier planet, bringing
Speaker 1: back the Arctic grasslands, and it will slow the melting
Speaker 1: of perma frost storing and the perma frost storing gases
Speaker 1: like carbon and methane. That doesn't even track, does he
Speaker 1: He's just not familiar, Like so when an animal eats grass,
Speaker 1: they don't put grass back on to the grass, asshole
Speaker 1: jack Okay, okay, repopulates the grass. Why would you say
Speaker 1: he just got the arrow wrong? The times of arrow
Speaker 1: a little bit mixed up. But that's all right. You know,
Speaker 1: he's head. He's been, he's been a controversial figure. Apparently
Speaker 1: in this article they're saying, like a few years ago
Speaker 1: he claimed to have been real close to a breakthrough
Speaker 1: with this like elephant mammoth hybrid and like other geneticists
Speaker 1: are like, blow, don't listen to this fool. It was
Speaker 1: like the tone of like the response of other geneticists
Speaker 1: seemed almost be like, motherfucker, you know, and I know
Speaker 1: that that ship ain't about to happen. Was basically like
Speaker 1: what the rest of the science community said. But granted
Speaker 1: he's you know, he also had some other like just
Speaker 1: interesting takes on technology. What if he just breaks out
Speaker 1: the snuff elophicus and that was what he planned? Elephant hybrid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like, I never said it was gonna be organic.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying exceptually. And they're like, it's all just
Speaker 1: a big viral campaign for Henson, for the Henson Studio reboot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I mean I think that's why a lot
Speaker 1: of people are like sort of look at this and
Speaker 1: scratching their heads because de extinction, you know, it seems
Speaker 1: to already be a controversial topic in science because like, well, there,
Speaker 1: unfortunately that was the destiny of the species had died out,
Speaker 1: because that's how the Earth ended up. It just wasn't
Speaker 1: a pleasant environment and they died out. And to try
Speaker 1: and sort of repopulate the Earth with gigantic prehistoric beings,
Speaker 1: I'm just not I'm like, part of me is like
Speaker 1: I think that's fun, like from a Jurassic Park as
Speaker 1: a Jurassic Park fan, I'm like cool, but like, don't
Speaker 1: serve me this other ship of like this is this
Speaker 1: is our ticket off this fucking climate mess. No, like,
Speaker 1: no one knows how to take care of them, No
Speaker 1: one knows how to like domesticate them. So you just
Speaker 1: have some giant wild beasts running around trampling people and
Speaker 1: all kinds of things. And like, didn't these didn't They
Speaker 1: died during like a global warming situation? Like so are
Speaker 1: you trying to bring them back to die in global
Speaker 1: warming with the Internet. Now that their habitat, now that
Speaker 1: their natural habitat is a handful of really large zoos
Speaker 1: throughout the western world and a single piece of ice
Speaker 1: in the North Pole, we're gonna bring them back And
Speaker 1: like it's it seems like we're getting less and less
Speaker 1: habitable to them. But yeah, I'm starting to think this
Speaker 1: is going to be like a revolutionary team up between
Speaker 1: Henson Studios and Latisse. The new snuff Luphagus uh hie lash. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's a soft pitch for that product because I've
Speaker 1: always been impressed by snuff. He's eyelashes. I feel like
Speaker 1: if that doesn't happen, it's going to be a team
Speaker 1: up between them and like, omaha, steaks, because that's not
Speaker 1: going to be a sustainable thing. They're just gonna cut
Speaker 1: them up and be like this is the new Neil Guy,
Speaker 1: right burger, Yeah, the colossal and and then yeah, like
Speaker 1: this this sort of experiment just turns into another fucked
Speaker 1: up like hyper consumer luxury. It were like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not even mammoth burgers. Oh okay, y'all broke over there,
Speaker 1: pull up, fuck chinchilla baby, we rock mammoth skins, nothing
Speaker 1: but the best. Yeah. Yeah, they're like we didn't we
Speaker 1: didn't know what to do with all these mammoths that
Speaker 1: we created. But I don't know, I mean, and it's
Speaker 1: like funny because on one level, I'm excited to know that.
Speaker 1: You know, people, there's like technology is advancing, then we
Speaker 1: just get into these larger moral arguments and like what
Speaker 1: is doable, what should be done? What should not be done? So,
Speaker 1: you know, part of me is like, Okay, look, can
Speaker 1: you bring back my my pet, Lucky, my first dog
Speaker 1: I had when I was a little kid. Can we
Speaker 1: do that? They are doing that? Actually, I know, yeah,
Speaker 1: because like just too much m hm, Yeah that's true, Matt.
Speaker 1: You know you said, what the funk? Yeah, around fifty k,
Speaker 1: you can. You can bring your pets back apparently for
Speaker 1: a while, just like perpetually reviving a dog that she
Speaker 1: really loved, which seems wild. That is the first couple
Speaker 1: of ones, a little rough, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: A couple of copies, you know, them still figuring things out.
Speaker 1: They use that frog DNA like in a Jurassic Park out.
Speaker 1: I feel like if you have to keep reviving it,
Speaker 1: that dog doesn't want to be here. Well, yeah, they're
Speaker 1: reviving it by cloning it and just like having a
Speaker 1: puppy version, just like repeating the life cycle, like it's
Speaker 1: a fucking song that you really like on repeat, just
Speaker 1: like and let's take that back to the beginning until
Speaker 1: it's got all of the old, like all the old stuff.
Speaker 1: So it still has like all of the old like
Speaker 1: it's still like an old dog. But like in Puppy Body, No,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like the genetic material that they
Speaker 1: can then create an embryo that will come out. And
Speaker 1: I mean the biggest difference is like how are the
Speaker 1: environmental factor is going to affect like the personality traits
Speaker 1: that I get bread it I don't know. Man, Look,
Speaker 1: she got a ton of dogs and you gotta fake
Speaker 1: as McDonald's at her house. So and let's talk about
Speaker 1: Chris Wallace real quick. He interviewed uh Nebraska Governor Pete
Speaker 1: Ricketts Pete Ricketts about you know, his stance on the vaccine,
Speaker 1: and he brought up what seems like a pretty straightforward
Speaker 1: question that I'd I'd assume every single person who has
Speaker 1: ever questioned vaccine mandates would ask them Yeah, I would
Speaker 1: ask themselves like this would be the first thing, Like
Speaker 1: was the difference between this and the other vaccines that
Speaker 1: aren't mandated already? Well, this is yeah, this is the
Speaker 1: common ailment of the modern Republican politician or of this age,
Speaker 1: which is like having to be so deep in your
Speaker 1: own self delusion plus mental gymnastics to try and rationalize
Speaker 1: how you aren't just a completely just like manifested walking contradiction.
Speaker 1: And you know, he said in before in the top
Speaker 1: of this interview, goes like, look, man, I've been I'm
Speaker 1: not against vaccines, Okay, I've I've said that they work,
Speaker 1: I know that they're safe. So you know, it's it's
Speaker 1: just about like kind of you know, who do people
Speaker 1: trust and then that's where Chris Wallas is like, Governor Ricketts,
Speaker 1: I'm about to put a graphic up. These are all
Speaker 1: the vaccines that you mandate in the state of Nebraska
Speaker 1: for someone to go to school. He's like, so protest
Speaker 1: this measles monks, rubella, He beat chicken pox. And he's like, so, family,
Speaker 1: why don't you have the same energy for these vaccines?
Speaker 1: And this is his answer and each tie it's very
Speaker 1: good to be like, oh, you didn't catch me, you
Speaker 1: didn't catch me off guard with this. I'll just give
Speaker 1: a non answer. Are those mandates that parents and your
Speaker 1: estate must comply with and do comply with? Ruth Tainley,
Speaker 1: why is it that they're not so objectional and such
Speaker 1: a violation of personal freedom? But Biden's vaccine mandates are
Speaker 1: well for all those that you just listed, there's a
Speaker 1: long history that parents have had the opportunity to see
Speaker 1: how those things have been implemented. And there's still a
Speaker 1: lot of people out there who don't know what to trust.
Speaker 1: And in fact, this is really an outcome of what
Speaker 1: the CDC has done because they flip plucked on so
Speaker 1: many issues, whether it's mass or whether you have to mask,
Speaker 1: have to be vaccine and so forth. There's just a
Speaker 1: lot of people out there who don't know who to
Speaker 1: trust right now, and so by having the government force
Speaker 1: it on, you're not building a trust where we have
Speaker 1: a trust with those other vaccines. This is a process
Speaker 1: going to take time to bring people along, and that's
Speaker 1: why it should be a personal choice and not something
Speaker 1: mandated by the government. But but okay, so he goes
Speaker 1: on and he'll never give a satisfying answer because the
Speaker 1: truth is, he's not even why you're oping with that one.
Speaker 1: But he found a clever thing, which was, yeah, and
Speaker 1: if you're if you truly want to believe this version
Speaker 1: of the reality you're experiencing, which is the vaccines are
Speaker 1: bad that yet it's like, well they've been around long enough,
Speaker 1: it's time time, is the thing that is, you know?
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. So he's not even saying they're unsafe, right,
Speaker 1: and he keeps going back to this argument that people
Speaker 1: are unsure they don't know who to trust. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: well what do you do because right now the plan
Speaker 1: seems to be okay, just let the pandemic rage on. Um,
Speaker 1: He's like, but also like, we have to hold hands
Speaker 1: with the people whose only news sources a Facebook group, right, Like, so,
Speaker 1: but my question to all of this is, what the
Speaker 1: funk is your solution? Then? If you are a fucking leader,
Speaker 1: I don't care if you're a Republican Democrat, you're a
Speaker 1: fucking leader, right, so fucking come up with this solution.
Speaker 1: Don't just say people are just unsure. And so you
Speaker 1: you up top, he said that you believe the vaccine
Speaker 1: was safe, you believe that it works? Is that true?
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it is on some level because we've
Speaker 1: seen but right, you know, as for these people who
Speaker 1: I lead for a living, for my job, how are
Speaker 1: that supposed to know that? Right? And the thing is
Speaker 1: I can't offer a solution because then that would solve
Speaker 1: the problem and we would have nothing to push back
Speaker 1: against because as a default, the Republicans are now just
Speaker 1: we cape for the corporations as much as Democrats, but
Speaker 1: we do it in a way that's very straightforward, and
Speaker 1: then we'll wrap it in a liberty argument so it
Speaker 1: gets enough people fired up. And that's why I'm just like,
Speaker 1: what I wish more people would just pivot an interview
Speaker 1: like that and say, okay, then what's the solution if
Speaker 1: you're diagnosing all of these reasons why people are So
Speaker 1: if you say the CDs, then how would you speak
Speaker 1: to them? Do you yourself want everyone to be vaccinated?
Speaker 1: But they'll never say that part, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: It always has to be you know, that's why this
Speaker 1: thing should be a personal choice until when you see
Speaker 1: it's It's never a situation of like they always put
Speaker 1: it like, oh, well, people don't know what to believe.
Speaker 1: They they CDC keeps flip flopping and this and that,
Speaker 1: that and this, and it's like no one is It's
Speaker 1: that kind of thing just strokes somebody's god complex of
Speaker 1: like if I don't understand it, it's not real and
Speaker 1: it's not true. It's there's never a thing of like, yeah,
Speaker 1: things are gonna be different when we find new information.
Speaker 1: This virus didn't come with a warning label or with
Speaker 1: a nutritional sticker on it or anything like you're watching
Speaker 1: science happen, like we're gonna find new things and we're
Speaker 1: gonna pivot. It's never that messaging. It's always well, they
Speaker 1: keep hearing a bunch of different things and their intuitive
Speaker 1: Facebook groups and they have conflicting information from those, so
Speaker 1: we just don't know what to believe, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: give parents autonomy, which is a terrifying kind of a
Speaker 1: thing because like just just the argument of like, well
Speaker 1: I don't understand it. It's like, well, you don't understand
Speaker 1: cheetos and you still eat them, like you don't understand
Speaker 1: a lot, Like so many people have failed math, failed science,
Speaker 1: so like, well I don't get it, so it's not true,
Speaker 1: and it's like you don't get a lot, you know, right,
Speaker 1: It's like I don't. I don't understand math. So when
Speaker 1: when I look at my bank account it says negative something,
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. Is that math? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't understand math, So please don't don't uh encumber
Speaker 1: me with your rigid dedication to this thing you call mathematics.
Speaker 1: Please give me my five I would like right now,
Speaker 1: I don't know what overdrawn means. I'm not an illustrator,
Speaker 1: do not I do not agree with these things. And yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why I'm just like there. I feel like democrats
Speaker 1: really just need to be pointing at them if they
Speaker 1: want as a strategy like watch this, They're not going
Speaker 1: to suggest a fucking thing to solve the problem. Right,
Speaker 1: that's it. Just so you know, the only solution, the
Speaker 1: only solution they have is just to say no to
Speaker 1: any idea other people have. That's not leading, that's just
Speaker 1: you're a drunk asshole at a bar who's button in
Speaker 1: on a conversation you had nothing to do with, Like, oh,
Speaker 1: what do you guys know about the house music? I'm like,
Speaker 1: what exactly there? Please get away? But this is the
Speaker 1: thing me Like, that's why I would just you know,
Speaker 1: you'd hope that on some I don't know, that's think
Speaker 1: where like the real sinister kind of want to be
Speaker 1: fascist is going to be able to talk like that,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, And it's not going to
Speaker 1: be like, oh yeah, well you know we can't do that.
Speaker 1: It seems like no, what we actually need to be
Speaker 1: doing is this and this and this and then the other.
Speaker 1: But right now I think it's because everything has been
Speaker 1: so caught up in it's like back and forth culture
Speaker 1: war nonsense that even something this simple, because Chris Wallace
Speaker 1: even said he even tried to present it to Pete
Speaker 1: Ricketts like I mean like, look, if you think about it,
Speaker 1: this is a vaccine that works. I mean, President Trump
Speaker 1: had a lot to do with it happening. I mean,
Speaker 1: like it started with his administration and it works, it's
Speaker 1: been tested. Well, what's the problem. And he was still
Speaker 1: just like people aren't sure. Well, then as a leader,
Speaker 1: wouldn't you say, hey, you can trust me? If you
Speaker 1: said they don't know who to trust? Can they trust you? Right?
Speaker 1: And are you what would you say if they trust you?
Speaker 1: Very obvious follow up? Yeah, I don't know, what do
Speaker 1: I know? What do we know? I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: make people feel smart for being stupid, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well again it goes back to the thing we don't know.
Speaker 1: Americans don't want to check themselves, you know, like because
Speaker 1: we have so many people like this whole thing is
Speaker 1: like I don't know if Joe Bienen should have scolded
Speaker 1: these people. We look how many people passed away and
Speaker 1: think of the people that are especially man frontline healthcare workers,
Speaker 1: the mental health crisis that they're experiencing from like wanting
Speaker 1: to help people and just seeing ambulance after ambulance or
Speaker 1: patient after patient of someone who's like I didn't look
Speaker 1: after my own health and like now I'm in a
Speaker 1: really bad way. And also like give me this medicine
Speaker 1: that is an FDA approved and also I won't be vaccinated.
Speaker 1: But also, please, can I not die? Can I look
Speaker 1: you in your eyes as I'm dying and say help me?
Speaker 1: Like that ship is traumatic beg for the vaccine on
Speaker 1: their deathbeds, like yeah, I've been reading so much where
Speaker 1: like you finally get them to want to do what
Speaker 1: they should do, and it's like so painfully too late
Speaker 1: that like yeah, kids, you're right in the gut yeah,
Speaker 1: and unnecessary against yeah. And I think that the thing
Speaker 1: is that this whole thing was just they thought they
Speaker 1: could create a sentiment within the country that could just
Speaker 1: ignore the like massive amount of preventable death that's occurring.
Speaker 1: I think that was really their only things, Like I
Speaker 1: don't know, let's just get our heads down and then
Speaker 1: maybe people will stop caring about it. But this is
Speaker 1: a problem that's unlike to know the problems they usually
Speaker 1: like to get involved in, which would be like fighting
Speaker 1: wars and ship and because this is a completely different
Speaker 1: one that requires people to actually do what's best for
Speaker 1: each other, they found themselves completely out of sources like well,
Speaker 1: fucking man, like, let's hope people aren't hiding we can
Speaker 1: get over the amount of people that are dying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's straight up a death cult at this point. The Right,
Speaker 1: a prominent anti masker and anti baxer who was known
Speaker 1: for wearing a zoro mask. Two Staples passed way over
Speaker 1: the weekend. Veronica Wolfski and the hospital like had to
Speaker 1: be evacuated a couple of times because people were phoning
Speaker 1: in threats and trying because she was being treated with
Speaker 1: like iver mecten or you know whatever. The people who,
Speaker 1: as Miles said, get their news from Facebook groups were
Speaker 1: telling the doctor demanding the doctors treat her with. So
Speaker 1: you know, they don't know who to trust, but they
Speaker 1: know what the dosage and treatment ought to be. Right,
Speaker 1: That's right, yep, That's why. I mean again, it's just
Speaker 1: I think it's just revealing so much about the human
Speaker 1: psyche too, as especially as it relates to Americans. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: so much of this is about unwilling to embrace the unknown,
Speaker 1: because for those people, the only control they can exert
Speaker 1: is to not get vaccinated. After that, I think, to
Speaker 1: them it's such a dice roll, whether they believe it's
Speaker 1: a scientific dice roll, or maybe they're just full on
Speaker 1: some other ship and they'll never get it anyway. But
Speaker 1: there's just it's like it's just human nature. We have.
Speaker 1: We have to know what's going to happen, and when
Speaker 1: we don't, we get very anxious. That's just our human nature.
Speaker 1: Like whenever we're in situations where things are uncertain, can
Speaker 1: as a lot of anxiety and stress. And especially as
Speaker 1: it released something like this that requires people to trust that,
Speaker 1: it just shows that there's like limits to that and
Speaker 1: in this case, people think they're gonna they feel safer
Speaker 1: by not doing it, even though the results are to
Speaker 1: the you know, they're getting the counter result that they
Speaker 1: thought they would. And we did have this during the
Speaker 1: nineteen eleven pandemic. It was less sort of incendiary because
Speaker 1: there was not social media, but there was a big
Speaker 1: resistance to getting the vaccine and they had to go
Speaker 1: door to door to make sure people got the vaccine
Speaker 1: and ultimately they won that battle. But it remains to
Speaker 1: be seen whether we will be able to win that
Speaker 1: battle in a world that does have Facebook that really
Speaker 1: like it seems I feel like it's getting passe a
Speaker 1: and also like it's just boring to keep being like
Speaker 1: social media is evil, but it really like, I mean
Speaker 1: that all these stories that we're talking about, Like keep
Speaker 1: coming back to the fact that the problem would be
Speaker 1: solved if there weren't you know, people lying, passing off
Speaker 1: lies is as facts on. So yeah, well, because Facebook
Speaker 1: kind of gives people legitimacy in that sense, It's one
Speaker 1: thing if it's like a back is hey back in
Speaker 1: our day. We remember the early Internet where some wacky
Speaker 1: ship it was like on a Geo cities website and
Speaker 1: you looked at your like, this is trash. I can
Speaker 1: tell by looking at it, this is nothing is real
Speaker 1: on this page. Nothing but Facebook I think lends a
Speaker 1: certain veneer of like validity to a lot of those
Speaker 1: things because of the formatting and things like that that
Speaker 1: there's like a lot of presentational graphic things that I
Speaker 1: think are that kind of bolster this ship. And tomorrow,
Speaker 1: actually we'll talk about because this this article just came
Speaker 1: out the Washington Post found out like Facebook has like
Speaker 1: this whole plat, like this whole program where they are
Speaker 1: like certain users that are they can violate the user
Speaker 1: guidelines and they'll keep them there because they're prominent of profiles.
Speaker 1: So you know, we'll do a little we'll talk a
Speaker 1: little bit more about that. But yeah, there's there's many
Speaker 1: things that are consciously happening to that kind of keep these,
Speaker 1: you know, ecosystems. Hum m m all right, let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break and we'll be right back. And we're back.
Speaker 1: I wanted to just talk really briefly about I think
Speaker 1: we tend to talk about food mashups that even when
Speaker 1: they sound like a bad idea, like uh, you know
Speaker 1: Guy Fierry's apple pie hot dog usually for Ranch Sauce
Speaker 1: Buffer Ranch. I bought that ship over the weekend. I'm sorry, y'all.
Speaker 1: Ship is a fucking nightmare. Tastes like straight garbage. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's so fucking bad. I can't even like buffalo cheese
Speaker 1: would actually be good exactly. But here's so, I got
Speaker 1: some of the her I just were eating, and she's
Speaker 1: like she tried it, and she said this is bad.
Speaker 1: I said, no, it's not. And I kept eating it
Speaker 1: for like three more bites, and I'm like, bad, fake
Speaker 1: butter chemical, But I'm like, I love it. Let me
Speaker 1: get that cup real quick. Oh yeah, I'm gonna finish
Speaker 1: at doort o love it, just taking each bite like
Speaker 1: a pill. Just yeah, I mean, because I love I
Speaker 1: love the idea. But sorry, it's that it's a big divide.
Speaker 1: I hate to hide another thing. But with the butter,
Speaker 1: the over butterification of like what people call buffalo sauce,
Speaker 1: I can just taste it. It tastes like marjarine or
Speaker 1: something fake, and it just rubs me the wrong one. Anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 1: completely derailed this the okay, so this is a food
Speaker 1: mashup that sounds like an even worse idea than what
Speaker 1: you were just describing, which sounds like a bad idea.
Speaker 1: I think somebody just needs to be at the concept stage,
Speaker 1: like okaying or not okay, because we're never we're almost
Speaker 1: never surprised. I guess the guy Fietti thing was somewhat surprising,
Speaker 1: but because it was him, he would have gotten it
Speaker 1: made one way or another. Drida's Locos tacos were like, yes,
Speaker 1: of course, brilliant idea, well done. And then we have
Speaker 1: a trio of cheese is recently introduced by Aldi the
Speaker 1: grocery wine um and this is a line of cocktail
Speaker 1: flavored cheeses, including a pina colada flavored cheese that's literally
Speaker 1: what the label says. It's not like cheddar with hints
Speaker 1: of pina colada. It says Pina Colada flavored cheese, which
Speaker 1: when you want to drink but you want the texture
Speaker 1: of cheese, right, I mean, I think they are like that.
Speaker 1: There was one step that where they took the right step,
Speaker 1: and then like thirty where they took the wrong one.
Speaker 1: So like Dorita's Locos taco they were like, okay, people
Speaker 1: like tacos, people like dritos, and also the same people
Speaker 1: like those things, people like taco bell tacos and ritos
Speaker 1: who are stoned. Let's combine those things. They had the
Speaker 1: thought people who like cheese also like alcohol. Now almost
Speaker 1: always it's wine that that pairs nicely with cheese, but
Speaker 1: they were they just stopped at alcohol, and we're like,
Speaker 1: all right, I got it. Let's give them peach Ballini
Speaker 1: flavored cheese, which is another one that it's HARVARDI aged
Speaker 1: Havardi with a pineapple flavor. Again, I don't even know
Speaker 1: the conceptually where where this could ever get a green light,
Speaker 1: aside from I think Jack your thing is like they
Speaker 1: just like had a Venn diagram in front of them.
Speaker 1: They're like wine, cheese, charcuterie board overlap. Maybe that where
Speaker 1: we combine the flavors to be like alcohol adjacent. But
Speaker 1: I still no one asked for this. This isn't a
Speaker 1: trend in as far as I can tell, in the
Speaker 1: food world. So what the fund is it? What question
Speaker 1: does the articles say if the cheese gets you drunk?
Speaker 1: It does not get does not? So why are we
Speaker 1: here the results of the article? So this is from
Speaker 1: the takeout who practically gave a reheated mail carrier delivered
Speaker 1: Guy Fiertti apple pie hot dog a Michelin Star like
Speaker 1: they were into that ship big. They gave a review
Speaker 1: of this and at the risk of being too flowery,
Speaker 1: they said it was fucking gross. I think, exactly what
Speaker 1: you would expect. And yeah, so like I I don't
Speaker 1: know how it happened. I don't know how. So I
Speaker 1: don't know how it got past the idea stage. I
Speaker 1: don't know how it got from the idea stage to
Speaker 1: the production stage. And I sure as hell don't know
Speaker 1: how it. You taste it, it tastes like exactly what
Speaker 1: you expect, which is like bad, and then you're like,
Speaker 1: ship it, let's get let's get these babies on the shelves.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, hey, have you ever wanted to drink
Speaker 1: a pina Colada through a forty year old gym sock. Well,
Speaker 1: now you can with this cheese? Like what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Like there's nothing. Everything is like like oppositional to each other,
Speaker 1: like on a flavor profile. I'm like, this isn't even well.
Speaker 1: I mean there's an all d up the street. I
Speaker 1: guess I can go there. You hate myself enough, go
Speaker 1: eat a big chunk of dude. The way they said
Speaker 1: the pizza Bollini and Pina Colada cheese is crumbled like
Speaker 1: sand castles when sliced. I can already just see. They
Speaker 1: keep talking lining it to chalk and ship and drywall.
Speaker 1: So so who is behind this? Is this is the
Speaker 1: same dude that's doing the snuff because the sounds of it, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that it felt like there's an evil genius out there
Speaker 1: that's just like bad idea. Man, he's got a hand
Speaker 1: in the funding. I bet you yeah, I got the
Speaker 1: hand in the fund. That's his back, that's his weapons.
Speaker 1: Is he like has his hands like like the guy
Speaker 1: from from Kickboxer who like puts his fists in like
Speaker 1: wax and broken glass. He does like and like crackers
Speaker 1: and fond shattered holy shit. And one kind of quick
Speaker 1: story that is getting a reported a lot, and I
Speaker 1: just want to like put people's minds at ease that
Speaker 1: they can stop paying attention to it is all the
Speaker 1: Bill Cosby comeback stories. There there was a you know,
Speaker 1: it was being reported Bill Cosby's working on a TV
Speaker 1: show following prison release. As he was about to get released,
Speaker 1: they were talking about how he was going to do
Speaker 1: a reunion tour with himself. I guess the Cosby's back
Speaker 1: reunited with freedom. Yeah, and uh, they're trying to argue
Speaker 1: he was too frail for jail. Oh yeah, yeah, you're
Speaker 1: not a motherfucking coast to coast stand up tour mother. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, all of these stories are a writer. J
Speaker 1: McNab was pointing out all these stories when you trace
Speaker 1: them back, all come from Cosby's PR guy, Andrew Wyatt,
Speaker 1: who claims that things are happening, and Cosby is, with
Speaker 1: regards to the TV show, is spending time on the
Speaker 1: phone working on a number of projects, including a television
Speaker 1: show he has in the works, but nothing ever comes
Speaker 1: of any of the things that he has announced. He
Speaker 1: after the stand up comedy tour, like weeks later, they're like, actually,
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to cancel that because he's being sued
Speaker 1: in civil court for sexual weders, like, don't have the
Speaker 1: have the time to do that. But of course it
Speaker 1: could also be that nobody was interested in booking him
Speaker 1: since there wasn't a single date booked when they canceled
Speaker 1: the tour. And is he lying to Bill Cosby? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it sounds like he's trying to like just
Speaker 1: grift off his name or something like does he say
Speaker 1: that and then can secure other money because it's like
Speaker 1: I can't imagine he's a big Bill Cosby fan and
Speaker 1: this is his thing, being like, Oh, you're gonna love it.
Speaker 1: We got a tour, we got a TV show. She's
Speaker 1: everything Jello putting pop flavor, Like, what is it? I
Speaker 1: don't understand what the end game is. He's previously claimed
Speaker 1: that Cosby was working on a five part documentary about
Speaker 1: his life and legacy with lions Gate, which actually was true,
Speaker 1: and lions Gate took that opportunity to pull the plug
Speaker 1: on the documentary and then why when for comment on
Speaker 1: that one was like, no, false, He's still going forward. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he's Billions I never heard of them, or like
Speaker 1: a big production company, one of the biggest I don't know,
Speaker 1: they're come on, who are you gonna trust me or
Speaker 1: the guy who lies all the time or these people.
Speaker 1: He's also compared Cosby as the rest of the Persecution
Speaker 1: of Jesus called the conviction of Harvey Weinstein a sad
Speaker 1: day in the American judicial system, even though he's not
Speaker 1: a client. I think that's the business that he's going
Speaker 1: after the right just keeping for the trash draft mails
Speaker 1: of the earth. Okay, but people can stop paying attention,
Speaker 1: and journalists obviously should stop writing it. But it was
Speaker 1: Fox News, So what are you gonna do? Right? Fox
Speaker 1: News is rebooting cops, which we'll be talking about in
Speaker 1: coming days. Fox News is rebooting cops. You got it,
Speaker 1: like the fucking Fox like cops. There's gonna be a
Speaker 1: new Cops that's just on Fox News. Yeah, cremacy TV.
Speaker 1: If cops are already copaganda, what the fund is the
Speaker 1: Fox News version going to be like, They're probably gonna
Speaker 1: just straight up set people up on camera, and then
Speaker 1: their viewers are gonna be like, well, he shouldn't have
Speaker 1: he shouldn't have been he shouldn't have gotten pulled over,
Speaker 1: and then maybe that cop didn't have to put that
Speaker 1: Heroine in his trump Maggie as always such a pleasure
Speaker 1: having you, for having me, I always have so much fun.
Speaker 1: Where can people find you and follow you? So? I'm
Speaker 1: on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, the whole nine under Maggie may
Speaker 1: ha ha and may has spelled m a white e
Speaker 1: So Maggie normal spell and a white e ha ha
Speaker 1: normal spelled. And is there a tweet or some of
Speaker 1: the work of social media you've been enjoying, Yes, very much. There.
Speaker 1: It's really hard to distill it down. But one of
Speaker 1: my favorite ones that I have seen recently from my
Speaker 1: friend called Anky. He has a tweet that said, sorry, bro,
Speaker 1: if you don't want me to chat you up, you
Speaker 1: shouldn't be driving a mid eighties four runner like that interet. Yeah, Miles,
Speaker 1: where can people find you? What's the tweet you've been enjoying?
Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles
Speaker 1: of Gray. Also, the other podcast was Sophia Alexandra fo
Speaker 1: twenty Day Fiance. If you like ninety days, stop by
Speaker 1: because we're talking ninety day Fiance non stop. There uh
Speaker 1: tweet that I like and I just fucking this ship.
Speaker 1: Just spoke to my fucking soul. It's an image where
Speaker 1: someone is holding like a throwback canister of vix vapor
Speaker 1: rub Like if y'all saw this, you'd be like, I
Speaker 1: know this, or I'll just show you remember when he
Speaker 1: used to look like this? Oh damn yeah? Okay. So
Speaker 1: then Heather Chacone at Wicked Tread tweeted, my son has
Speaker 1: been sick, not COVID and shout out to my mom
Speaker 1: who loaned us the same pot a vix she used
Speaker 1: to use on me growing up. Expiration date January seven.
Speaker 1: Let's yes, fuck yeah, anybody who has parents who hold
Speaker 1: on this ship for dear life. That just fucking made
Speaker 1: my heart sing fucking January seven. Baby, they don't make
Speaker 1: it like they used to like that. Yeah, exactly exactly
Speaker 1: like pre band for local. Let's see some tweets I've
Speaker 1: been enjoying. James Third Comedy tweeted what if a man
Speaker 1: had feelings and attributed that statement to an entire genre
Speaker 1: of cinema, And then at zero Suit Camoo tweeted business
Speaker 1: school sounds so made up. It's what a kindergartener would
Speaker 1: say if you ask them where Dad's go all day.
Speaker 1: Somebody was a lot of friends who went to business school. Uh,
Speaker 1: you can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore. Oh, Brian,
Speaker 1: you can find us on Twitter at daily Zeitgeist. Were
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Speaker 1: where we post our episodes and our footnotes where we
Speaker 1: link off to the information that we talked about in
Speaker 1: today's episode, as well as a song that we think
Speaker 1: you're gonna enjoy. Miles, what song do we think people
Speaker 1: will enjoy on this fine Tuesday, morn this fine Tuesday,
Speaker 1: We're calls for some you know, sort of like new
Speaker 1: neo soul, kind of new R and B kind of
Speaker 1: vibes from a Canadian Nigerian artist named Toby t O
Speaker 1: b I. And this track it was just this's just
Speaker 1: super funky and again it's just it's it's an easy
Speaker 1: one to listen to and it's called Off the Drugs.
Speaker 1: So this is Off the Drugs by Toby. All right, Well,
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