Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Top
Speaker 1: of the Morn Trend, Top of the Morn Tram, Top
Speaker 1: of the Morn Trent, Top of the Morn Trend, Top
Speaker 1: of the Morn Trend, the Top of the Morn Tram. Uh.
Speaker 1: That his courtesy of Kendrick Lamar and his new verse
Speaker 1: uh contribution to the new Baby King Range Brothers. He's uh,
Speaker 1: he's on one. He's doing something. I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is. I don't know what it is he's I
Speaker 1: think he could either be I doubt that he's losing
Speaker 1: his abilities as a rapper, so it's not that so
Speaker 1: he is. I think he's thinking very far outside the box.
Speaker 1: And now I'm just like, when's this album coming out?
Speaker 1: Just just smash my head in with this new album. Please,
Speaker 1: I need to know where it because I know you
Speaker 1: have so much to say and talk about. Mmmmm. I
Speaker 1: mean the verse that was normal on Family Ties like
Speaker 1: has him rapping like Hull Cogan like ending uh and
Speaker 1: then yeah he opens the second verse we've heard is
Speaker 1: opens with the Top of the Morning, Top Top Morning,
Speaker 1: on the Top of the Morning, not even rhythmically because yeah,
Speaker 1: and you can tell he's like mocking other rappers and
Speaker 1: I'm curious, I really want to know who he's wrapped
Speaker 1: like where he thought, Oh, I know what I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say this fun. I heard someone stay Top of the
Speaker 1: Morning in a fucking rap song wants me hit this
Speaker 1: eight times in a verse? Uh did you know that?
Speaker 1: D NA? Like he turned in at least one of
Speaker 1: the verses for that without like a backing track, was
Speaker 1: just like, just just make something to match to this. Oh,
Speaker 1: like he just he just had the lyrics worked out
Speaker 1: spit acapella and was like and then okay, can you
Speaker 1: figure out a way to make this work? Wow? And
Speaker 1: they did, And it's a great for uh looking forward to,
Speaker 1: looking forward for I am Jack, you are Miles. These
Speaker 1: are the trends here Monday, sept in the afternoon, YouTube
Speaker 1: kids is trending, which is my preferred babysitter personally. You know,
Speaker 1: just set them up for the weekend in front of
Speaker 1: that app and uh, you know, daddy can go play.
Speaker 1: Daddy can go play six thirty six round holes of golf.
Speaker 1: It never ends the YouTube. But yeah, the kids YouTube
Speaker 1: kids app is trending because some like a mother online
Speaker 1: posted like she's like I was just trying to show
Speaker 1: my kid something on YouTube. I searched baby videos and
Speaker 1: then Industry Baby for little nos X that comes on
Speaker 1: and she's like, don't try and tell me they're not
Speaker 1: trying to come for our kids, like type of ship,
Speaker 1: like saying like YouTube is like no matter what, you know,
Speaker 1: whatever the I don't even know where the is going
Speaker 1: with that um And a lot of people are quick
Speaker 1: to point out they're like, hey, asshole, if you did
Speaker 1: like maybe three extra steps of parenting, you could set
Speaker 1: up parental controls pretty easily. Or I don't know, like
Speaker 1: half the other adults who have kids here get the
Speaker 1: YouTube kids app where it's already filtering a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1: But people are just kind of dragging this person because
Speaker 1: like a lot it was just it felt like the
Speaker 1: energy of a lot of annoyed parents who was like,
Speaker 1: we've already done the work of picking out to put
Speaker 1: our kids in front of YouTube and it's not this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: also not how YouTube works, so you have to play
Speaker 1: whatever results, like what what is clearly a music video?
Speaker 1: Like anyways, Also, YouTube kids, I can't recommend that YouTube
Speaker 1: kids is the wilderness of children's entertainment. It's just you know,
Speaker 1: who knows that's not guaranteed. Yeah, yeah, it's it's gonna
Speaker 1: be pretty bad. This was the third video that popped
Speaker 1: up when I searched baby videos on YouTube. How much
Speaker 1: more proof do people need that they are after our kids?
Speaker 1: M oh oh boy. Pre nups trending because Brittany and
Speaker 1: Brittany is engaged to sam ash Gary and you know
Speaker 1: she's exploring her newfound freedom and good for her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there've been the other five years or something, so uh
Speaker 1: get that green up. I guess I think a lot
Speaker 1: of I think that's probably news because she's she was
Speaker 1: already in one situation where someone was not doing the
Speaker 1: best they could with her finances. Um, but yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Cool they protect themselves, I guess, or really Brittany,
Speaker 1: because I'm sorry, Sam, I don't know what kind of
Speaker 1: i P you've generated over the last twenty some years.
Speaker 1: And if there is, my bad I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: come for you like that. But I think he's a
Speaker 1: fitness model. If I'm not mistaken, I know that I
Speaker 1: P dude, you know what I mean? Tell you that much.
Speaker 1: This dude looks good. That's the i P. I'm here
Speaker 1: for it. I think I called it kettle pell, which
Speaker 1: proves how familiar I am with the world of fitness modeling. Um,
Speaker 1: that'd be a great scene. I don't know why there's
Speaker 1: a movie where you're an undercover cop and you have
Speaker 1: to get into the fitness scene in your first outing
Speaker 1: at the gem. Oh yeah, I had with them kettle
Speaker 1: but pells right. Huh he said kettle pell. No, I
Speaker 1: didn't say that. Dude, not hand me on, so I
Speaker 1: can fucking lift it. I mean, this dude is twenty seven,
Speaker 1: he's hot. Shout out to Brittany, you know. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I definitely get a pre note. Disney store is trending. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, I just thoughts and prayers out to the
Speaker 1: find people at Disney A little worried about them after
Speaker 1: announcement that there closing. Uh most, if not all of
Speaker 1: the remaining Disney stores that are open. So what's next?
Speaker 1: The imaginari Um, I don't know, I really, you know,
Speaker 1: it's I always thought that the Disney store would be open.
Speaker 1: It turns out it will be Just in Target. People
Speaker 1: are covering this like Disney's like it's the end of
Speaker 1: an era. They're they're just opening a hundred and sixty
Speaker 1: Disney experience in target locations before these holidays, like the
Speaker 1: upcoming holidays. I believe so yeah, because I feel like
Speaker 1: you see a Disney store most of the time at
Speaker 1: a mall or like a huge ass mall. So part
Speaker 1: of me was like, yeah, they're they're probably doing okay.
Speaker 1: But I think with them, they know, fuck it, We'll
Speaker 1: just put it on in a smaller store. You still
Speaker 1: have the same products. I can't tell you the last
Speaker 1: time I was in a Disney store because I think
Speaker 1: at a certain as, I'm like, this is baby shit
Speaker 1: in here. Brot. Like again, I hate bringing up evoking
Speaker 1: the imaginarium, but that was the imagine AIU do you
Speaker 1: remember the imaginary? Um? It was like also in malls,
Speaker 1: and they would have like two entrances, like an adult
Speaker 1: sized entrance and then another one for like kids, and
Speaker 1: they have like fiber optic lights and you go in
Speaker 1: and that's where they had like that was vacation to educational.
Speaker 1: It's exactly like they didn't make g I. Joe's. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they had devil sticks they have they had all that
Speaker 1: ship right um. And that's where like I remember, like
Speaker 1: my mom would be like, if you want someone to
Speaker 1: stimulate your mind. Just I'm like, fine, give me this
Speaker 1: book about real turtles. I guess I'll make another Crystal radio. Um.
Speaker 1: But I feel like Disney Store was probably the worst
Speaker 1: piece of Disney Like branding. Like I just for whatever
Speaker 1: reason that that branding never really like was as pristine
Speaker 1: as like all the other ship that they've been doing.
Speaker 1: It was like a shitty store with like it was
Speaker 1: like having a bad gift shop from inside Disneyland, like
Speaker 1: out in the middle of uh you know a mall
Speaker 1: is like and it did its thing because I think
Speaker 1: most people I remember you, like you would see like
Speaker 1: just children dragging adults like across the mall, like they
Speaker 1: were just devitating towards the fucking thing. So yeah, they
Speaker 1: did the good things. Like dude, I'm I wonder when
Speaker 1: they first pitched the Disney Store, they're like, Okay, you
Speaker 1: know how the kids lose their ship at the gift
Speaker 1: shop at the parks. Imagine if we just started putting
Speaker 1: the gift shops all over the motherfucking world. And they're like, yes,
Speaker 1: exactly exactly, and they'll drag the parents in and they
Speaker 1: will be forced to buy a sippy cup with uh
Speaker 1: you know, one of the characters my memory fails me.
Speaker 1: Let's say Nala from Lion King. Well, another thing that
Speaker 1: is just a testament to uh bygone times is the
Speaker 1: v m A has happened uh last night, I believe,
Speaker 1: and I didn't notice or care uh at all. And
Speaker 1: that used to be my ship. Man. I remember uh yeah,
Speaker 1: leaving high school being like, oh, this is gonna be
Speaker 1: a great v M as Chris Rock is hosting. And
Speaker 1: then by the time I was in college by the
Speaker 1: time it happened, and I remember like walking by someone's
Speaker 1: room and it was on and being like, I don't
Speaker 1: care about that at all. Um, yeah, because it was
Speaker 1: like the like I remember as a teenager, like the
Speaker 1: Academy Awards. Even though I wanted to be like a
Speaker 1: snobby like film nerd lover kid, it didn't quite. This
Speaker 1: was like our Academy Awards, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: We're like everyone's like, yeah, man, you gotta see the
Speaker 1: v m A. Man, you see what happened, even though
Speaker 1: like you're not invested in at all because you're just
Speaker 1: invested in all the pop culture ship of it. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm I don't know if I'm proud to say I
Speaker 1: had no idea that they happened, or if I'm saddened,
Speaker 1: or if maybe my priorities have simply moved on to
Speaker 1: more truly more important things. I think it was the
Speaker 1: fort anniversary of MTV and so they had like some
Speaker 1: classics like Madonna come out. Um uh. There there was
Speaker 1: also a fight on the red carpet where Connor McGregor
Speaker 1: tried to fight machine Gun Kelly Um for unspecified reasons,
Speaker 1: for real, not some like wrestling type ship I have.
Speaker 1: I don't know there because Connor McGregor's like both camps
Speaker 1: are like, no, that didn't really happen, but like there's
Speaker 1: pictures of Connor McGregor like taking swings at him as
Speaker 1: he's being held back by security guard. So, I mean,
Speaker 1: Megan Fox was wearing like some sort of sheer thing
Speaker 1: that everyone was like. I mean, her name was one
Speaker 1: of the top trending things this morning. So maybe Connor
Speaker 1: McGregor was just mad that machine Gun Gilly is dating
Speaker 1: Megan Fox. I like this like very uncle approach to
Speaker 1: explaining what happened. He's like, well, maybe Connor was just
Speaker 1: a little jealous that he wasn't taking Megan to the ball.
Speaker 1: Machine Gun Kelly, they're just jealous, jealous. Okay. Anyways, Um,
Speaker 1: anybody who still cares about V. M A. S or
Speaker 1: like still watches them. Uh, let us know what we missed,
Speaker 1: if we if we missed something good. All right, let's
Speaker 1: take a quick break. We'll be right back, and we're back.
Speaker 1: And Amy Coney Barrett had a speech where she was
Speaker 1: addressing fellow conservative and said some puzzling le uh, I
Speaker 1: don't know, puzzling things about Yeah. Look she this is
Speaker 1: a Supreme Court justice who was speaking at the fucking
Speaker 1: McConnell Center, and she was brought to this this stage if
Speaker 1: I miss McConnell, So again you can tell a very
Speaker 1: non partisan affair that she was participating in and brings
Speaker 1: up that she fears, quote, the court could be seen
Speaker 1: as partisan and was saying that justices must be quote
Speaker 1: hyper vigilant about personal biases because again fears the court
Speaker 1: could be seen as partisan. This is like her head fake.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's something that all Supreme Court justices on
Speaker 1: both sides are frustratingly invested in this idea that we're
Speaker 1: just calling balls and strikes here. It's completely objective and
Speaker 1: we are just like jet eyes of the American legal institution.
Speaker 1: And that's the only way that decisions are made. It's like, no,
Speaker 1: you are just entirely a political operation apparatus. Uh, your
Speaker 1: whole point is to make conservative decisions. And this is
Speaker 1: presumably her just like head faking about, you know, or
Speaker 1: just being you know, so in denial about what she
Speaker 1: is and why she's there. I would, you know, out
Speaker 1: of your own for your egos sake, you'd probably want
Speaker 1: to be like no, like I'm they didn't because I'm
Speaker 1: aunt lydia from the handmade's tail, Like, that's not why.
Speaker 1: It's because I have good takes and I'm I'm justice
Speaker 1: machine who has strict interpretations of the constitute. Funk out
Speaker 1: of here, fucking McConnell Center. And this as part of
Speaker 1: this trend, man, these justices are talking more and more
Speaker 1: and more in public. I don't like it that ship
Speaker 1: has set sail, Like for both sides. You had Brier
Speaker 1: talking somewhere just out loud about like what he plans
Speaker 1: to do or doesn't plan to She's out here trying
Speaker 1: to defend the work of the court. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: just like I could I feel like it's only in
Speaker 1: the last twenty years where I felt like, oh right,
Speaker 1: this is a Supreme Court justice talking out loud. It
Speaker 1: seemed like they were always try and keep it low.
Speaker 1: But everything again is so partisan, Like, yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: it's not surprising either. Yeah, except Scalia's rap battle career
Speaker 1: was you know, but he spoke mostly through that and
Speaker 1: through his opinions. They're pretty right. The mc cannabis Can
Speaker 1: I Bus was actually just a mouthpiece for Anton and
Speaker 1: sklea um everything. You know that that first album Can
Speaker 1: I Bus, that's all Scalia. People don't realize that recall
Speaker 1: is trending because Californians can vote today and tomorrow on
Speaker 1: whether to recall Governor Gavin Newsome, Kroger Brand Patrick Bateman
Speaker 1: as you put it, Miles, and yeah, the if it's
Speaker 1: basically almost assured that if he does get recalled, we
Speaker 1: will have Larry Elder uh in in his stead. Um,
Speaker 1: Larry Elder, who is a conservative podcast host, conservative radio
Speaker 1: radio before that, but you know, he tried to hop
Speaker 1: in with us in podcasting. I see, I see you
Speaker 1: chasing the dragon, Larry. But yeah, it's the wild thing
Speaker 1: that came out of the weekend was Rose McGowan was
Speaker 1: stumping for him uh, like at a campaign event, and
Speaker 1: her whole thrust was like all the like people who
Speaker 1: like violated me were Democrats. Therefore all democrats are bad
Speaker 1: and there and that's part of Hollywood and you can't
Speaker 1: trust them. So I'm with Larry Elder and she's like
Speaker 1: do I agree with him on everything? No? But that's fine,
Speaker 1: And like what do you agree with him exactly? Because
Speaker 1: he's saying all kinds of whack ash ship. But okay,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, Rose McGowen has already had a
Speaker 1: very troubled like time, you know, with the Time's Up
Speaker 1: movement and me too, and like what she's spoken to
Speaker 1: choose or what she's chosen to speak up about, it's
Speaker 1: some weird takes on the LGBTQ community. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's just a it was a very very
Speaker 1: odd duo um between Larry Elder and like Rose McGowen.
Speaker 1: But I mean this is where this is where it's at.
Speaker 1: It's like get out there, who can you get out
Speaker 1: to get out the vote? So this is where they
Speaker 1: had and I'm not sure who they think her appearance
Speaker 1: will sway as a voter, Like who is that voter
Speaker 1: who's like man wherever Rose McGowan's got. That's where I'm
Speaker 1: at because if is it, because it's almost like this cheap,
Speaker 1: like pseudo feminist argument of like, well, because of the
Speaker 1: things that I endured and what I know, you could
Speaker 1: never be like that's obviously antithetical to what I believe
Speaker 1: as like a feminist or anyone looking for some kind
Speaker 1: of equality. Um, but but it's but it's Rose McGowan
Speaker 1: and it's Larry Elder that's going to bring that. It
Speaker 1: just doesn't. Yeah, but it's normalizing the idea that you know,
Speaker 1: I think people have rightly pointed out that it's like
Speaker 1: a nightmare scenario if Larry Elder takes over as governor
Speaker 1: and they're they're kind of trying to normalize that and
Speaker 1: be like, no, that's just where he's he's chill. He
Speaker 1: may not, we may not agree on everything. But I've
Speaker 1: seen a surprising number of Larry Elder signs around Los Angeles. Well,
Speaker 1: because I think a lot of people, especially if you're
Speaker 1: like a white conservative, you're like, what I mean, he's black, right,
Speaker 1: Like what are you gonna say? What are you trying
Speaker 1: to think about that? Because that's a you know, black
Speaker 1: conservatives are uh famously well loved um by their white
Speaker 1: counterparts as cover for all the terrible ship that happens
Speaker 1: as a party. Yeah, so go go out and vote
Speaker 1: no uh lest this asshole become the governor and yeah,
Speaker 1: it would get ugly uh for Yeah. And finally renting
Speaker 1: a car, there's a new La Times article that is
Speaker 1: suggesting that renting a car is going to be a
Speaker 1: pen in the ass until well into Basically, the global
Speaker 1: microchip shortage that has cut production of new cars continues
Speaker 1: to be a problem, and it's way way up the
Speaker 1: supply chain, so it's just causing all sorts of downstream issues.
Speaker 1: So rental car firms are having to change policies. Like
Speaker 1: they used to sell their cars when they reached twenty
Speaker 1: five thousand and fifty thousand miles, they now keep them
Speaker 1: until they reached ninety thousand. And they're also trying to
Speaker 1: restock their fleet by buying back cars that have been
Speaker 1: previously sold off at auction, probably for good for good reason,
Speaker 1: I will just say that my experience with rental car
Speaker 1: when we went east flew into Philadelphia, had to drive
Speaker 1: an hour to uh to the Jersey shore, and we
Speaker 1: were like one of our tires turned out was like
Speaker 1: a twelve Like uh p s, I Like it was
Speaker 1: supposed to be a thirty six, um, and it was.
Speaker 1: It was at a twelve and it was like noticeably low.
Speaker 1: Um that I just like happened to notice it after
Speaker 1: doing the entire drive and um yeah, it's it's scary,
Speaker 1: like that could have easily been a really bad thing
Speaker 1: to have your tire blowout, like on the New Jersey Turnpike.
Speaker 1: A bunch of kids in the car, a bunch of
Speaker 1: kids of them, I mean. And the lack of inventory
Speaker 1: has been I think like the biggest strain too. It's
Speaker 1: just because I think in the pandemic, I thought a
Speaker 1: lot of cars were sold off because they're like, well,
Speaker 1: no one's traveling and we're just sitting on cars. Ah.
Speaker 1: So I wonder what that's like. I wonder what that's
Speaker 1: like when they called the dealerships and they're like, can
Speaker 1: we get the Can I buy that? Actually, don't charge
Speaker 1: me more like the same, like let me just get
Speaker 1: it back. Yeah. I think they're even uh like rental
Speaker 1: car companies like basically Uber rental car, like Airbnb rental car,
Speaker 1: where you can just like rent somebody's Um, but who
Speaker 1: haven't done enough research to know like all the all
Speaker 1: the down sleds to that I did that, well, I not.
Speaker 1: I did a version of it when I travel I
Speaker 1: was just like I just asked people I knew if
Speaker 1: they knew someone with a spare car, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'll pay their fucking car payment. Like that's cheaper than
Speaker 1: even renting shit in certain cities because it's so astronomically.
Speaker 1: I remember when Daniel van Kirk was on a while back,
Speaker 1: he was talking about how like in certain parts of Hawaii,
Speaker 1: because of the massive amounts of tourists that have gone there,
Speaker 1: plus the lack of rental cars, they're like put rates
Speaker 1: at like you know, in the hundreds of dollars per day. Um,
Speaker 1: And yeah, it's just the you know, world's moving. People
Speaker 1: got their used cars, and I don't know if that's
Speaker 1: where we're at. I guess, yeah, yeah, all right, that
Speaker 1: is going to do it for this Monday. We are
Speaker 1: back tomorrow with a whole ass episode of the show.
Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves,
Speaker 1: get the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and
Speaker 1: we'll talk to you all tomorrow, right right,