Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Wake
Speaker 1: Me Up. When September trends. That's Curtsia, Johnny Davis and
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Speaker 1: word play. Right all right now, we this is an
Speaker 1: episode worried it was trending and a couple of athletes
Speaker 1: are trending. Cam Newton is trending because he was cut
Speaker 1: by the Patriots, which I don't I don't love for
Speaker 1: the Patriots because I think he's an underrated quarterback even
Speaker 1: though he had a bad Sea and last season. I
Speaker 1: do love for our national vaccine efforts because he I
Speaker 1: think was unvaccinated and kind of choosing not to be vaccinated.
Speaker 1: And I do believe that had a lot to do
Speaker 1: with why he was cut. It wasn't all that rapping
Speaker 1: hipping in the hopping. I don't know if he asked
Speaker 1: that one uh one talk sports talk Yeah, yeah, by
Speaker 1: the rap music. That's wild that he's he'll get another
Speaker 1: team will get him, right, Yeah, for sure. I mean
Speaker 1: he's a borderline like starting and should you know, would
Speaker 1: be like the best backup I think and in the
Speaker 1: league if he ends up being a backup. But he
Speaker 1: did win. Yeah, he won the Heisman. He was Rookie
Speaker 1: of the Year, was went to the super Bowl and
Speaker 1: was like had one of the better seasons in many years.
Speaker 1: But you know how many It's weird how how often
Speaker 1: do Heisman winners just completely fall off, like it's not
Speaker 1: nailed on, you know, like because obviously it's a different,
Speaker 1: different world, I'm sure, but like usually like we get
Speaker 1: so turned up for Heisman winners like going into the league,
Speaker 1: and then it's not always you know, like where's Jamis Winston,
Speaker 1: where's our three? Where's Charlie Ward? Charlie Ward? So I
Speaker 1: feel like those days are maybe behind us. I don't know,
Speaker 1: because the like now the players, like Alabama is so massive,
Speaker 1: it's like basically an NFL team, and so it's it's
Speaker 1: hard for those players like Charlie Ward was like too
Speaker 1: small for the NFL kind of and didn't really have
Speaker 1: a great throwing arm. But yeah, I mean so Marcus
Speaker 1: Mariota was Heisman winner who didn't pan out. Jamie is
Speaker 1: going to be the starting quarterback for the Saints this year.
Speaker 1: Johnny Manziel, Johnny Football. So it happens that was a
Speaker 1: that was a run of three that didn't really work
Speaker 1: out r G three. Um, but then you've also got
Speaker 1: your Lamar Jackson's, You're Cam Newton, You're Derrick Henry. Derrick
Speaker 1: Henry is just amazing. Um, you know, basically everyone since
Speaker 1: Derrick Henry has been probably like a next level NFL player,
Speaker 1: got it? I mean COO could forget Chris Winky. We
Speaker 1: talked about that in that Your two thousand show. Ron
Speaker 1: Dane and Wow, Ron Dane Man. I remember he was
Speaker 1: on all those video game covers and you're like, no,
Speaker 1: he's not gonna have a career because how like Steve
Speaker 1: Francis was like on the cover of like n C
Speaker 1: Double A Basketball. You're like, yeah, I love that Maryland
Speaker 1: team though. What else? Oh so another thing this trending
Speaker 1: is uh, some guy named and Simmons. Not sure what
Speaker 1: that's about. Also there's a fire um happening pivot in
Speaker 1: the paint like that. Yeah, he's uh the old Ben
Speaker 1: Ben Ben Ben Newton, old Ben Siemens. He is trending
Speaker 1: because he's essentially told the Sixers, I don't want to
Speaker 1: play here and I'm not coming to training camp, so
Speaker 1: deal with it. What do you mean for him? What's
Speaker 1: that mean for you? How are you feeling when I
Speaker 1: said that? You remember you were first were like wait what?
Speaker 1: And then then you just exhaled. It's kind of what,
Speaker 1: Like I didn't know how this was gonna work itself out.
Speaker 1: I knew that it was like two immovable objects, like
Speaker 1: like Ben Simmons. They basically threw him under the bus
Speaker 1: in a way that I've never seen a star ish
Speaker 1: player thrown under the bus by the best player on
Speaker 1: his team and his coach. Generally, people won't do that,
Speaker 1: especially if the person just had like a really bad series.
Speaker 1: As you're not like, yeah, they suck. Usually you're like,
Speaker 1: you know, we're we're working through it and they're gonna
Speaker 1: get better, and uh, we believe they're going to get better. Um. Instead,
Speaker 1: they basically made it so that he couldn't be on
Speaker 1: the team anymore. But then they didn't make any moves
Speaker 1: in the off season, So I was like, well, so
Speaker 1: are they just gonna because there's no there's no version
Speaker 1: of reality where someone with that big and ego who's
Speaker 1: also like kind of fragile. I feel like a little bit,
Speaker 1: especially after that series, is going to just like come
Speaker 1: in and be like, hey, you know, I'm checking in
Speaker 1: for work and I don't care what they said to
Speaker 1: grind it out. I just it's not it's not happening.
Speaker 1: I don't think more power to him. I I definitely
Speaker 1: don't think Doc and Duck Rivers and Joel MB should
Speaker 1: have talked as talked ship as openly, because now the
Speaker 1: Sixers front office is in a really weird place where
Speaker 1: they have like basically a distressed asset that everybody knows
Speaker 1: they're trying to get rid of um and nobody's going
Speaker 1: to give them full price for it now. Whoops. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a it's a mess. It's a messy team too
Speaker 1: root for. But you know, I'm still going to keep
Speaker 1: rocking the hat because I like the hat, So we
Speaker 1: will stop. What's up Sixers man? Just like the hat. Nah,
Speaker 1: not working with the process, not working with anything. Don't
Speaker 1: know anything about anyone, just like the hat. Moving on.
Speaker 1: Ben Simmons never heard of him. Just here to pick
Speaker 1: up an ice cream cake. Ben Simmons, please stay. The
Speaker 1: Cowdor fires trending. UM. This is a fire that is
Speaker 1: basically about to um make render. Lake Tahoe one of
Speaker 1: the biggest um you know uh outdoor uh you know
Speaker 1: vacation spots in California on in habitable UM. It's I
Speaker 1: I was there over the last summer with my family,
Speaker 1: UM and just even then, like there were days you
Speaker 1: couldn't go outside because of the air quality, um, because
Speaker 1: of fire season. So this is not like unexpected. Uh,
Speaker 1: it is just uh fucking terrible that this is the
Speaker 1: new reality. Oh man, it's I mean, you look at
Speaker 1: those fire maps how they just grew over like the
Speaker 1: last couple of days, and you're like, oh, that's a
Speaker 1: lot of it's a lot of damage. You know. It's
Speaker 1: interesting because there's a lot of expensive homes there, so
Speaker 1: that usually means like a pretty fierce response to save
Speaker 1: the private property up there. But it seems like one
Speaker 1: of those things where just there's winds and nature is
Speaker 1: it's just on its own course. So yeah, for anybody
Speaker 1: out Yeah, I hope hopefully people who have had to evacuate, uh,
Speaker 1: hopefully you're safe and hopefully it's not too devastating. For you,
Speaker 1: although you already saw like fucking horrible stories about like
Speaker 1: like lift and uber riots that were like in the
Speaker 1: thousands to like sort of exploit people who are trying
Speaker 1: to flee. So hey, there it is apparently Mike Davis,
Speaker 1: who has a reputation for always predicting the future. He
Speaker 1: predicted the LA riots before they happened. Uh, he predicted
Speaker 1: I forget what else. But he is saying the next
Speaker 1: wave of the story is going to be when the
Speaker 1: insurance companies start just bailing, start being like, sorry, we
Speaker 1: can't protect your your property because we can't repay when
Speaker 1: like an entire state catches on fire, Like, what what
Speaker 1: are we gonna do? That's our whole company. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: look out for that when the insurance company is no
Speaker 1: longer insure entire chunks of the country. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: we've sort of touched on that yesterday in the episode.
Speaker 1: It's like and then you can see like the counter
Speaker 1: movement of like banks and things to be like no, no, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: don't you better ensure this ship? Right, of course, they're
Speaker 1: gonna fight each other. Cool fight fight fight fight banks
Speaker 1: first insure banks verst insures. The popular kids are gonna
Speaker 1: fight each other whoa get to the qualit the banks
Speaker 1: fighting the insurance copies. Uh and then uh greetsman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Antoine Gman French player, um, although he is Spanish as well. Um,
Speaker 1: but he he chooses to play for the French national team.
Speaker 1: He is actually uh, very interesting move. So because Barcelona
Speaker 1: have been just an absolute kind of disaster running their club.
Speaker 1: They don't they barely have like money to pay their players,
Speaker 1: to a point where they're like even our best players
Speaker 1: are like can't. Maybe another team can take you for
Speaker 1: a little bit because we just can't handle your wages.
Speaker 1: Any he had to go back to well, not that
Speaker 1: he had to go back, he resigned with the company.
Speaker 1: With the company the team that he played for before Barcelona,
Speaker 1: Athletic Madrid. So he is going back to Athletti and
Speaker 1: uh yeah, he's he's back baby, um for a fraction
Speaker 1: of the costs that he was sold for. So it's
Speaker 1: just like a sad merry go around. A lot of
Speaker 1: people sucking up their bag when it comes to teams,
Speaker 1: they're just blowing it with yeah, and it's just a
Speaker 1: lot of you know, like Barcelona's already had to been
Speaker 1: like yeah, I gotta get Messy. Sorry, can't Affordia Graysman, Sorry,
Speaker 1: can't afford you. Um, then they're like Messy, Right, he
Speaker 1: just had his debut over the weekend. I mean it
Speaker 1: was it wasn't very eventful. But wait what we're saying
Speaker 1: about messire So Barcelona is saying they can't afford any
Speaker 1: of their players because they paid for Messy or just
Speaker 1: because they the club was ran so poor and like
Speaker 1: just the mounting debts and like bloated contracts are like
Speaker 1: they just reached that tipping point where they're like, oh god,
Speaker 1: we're in the find out phase. Um, all right, let's
Speaker 1: take a quick break. Well, I look up who Messy is? Uh,
Speaker 1: and then we'll be right back. And we're back, and
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Holmes's case is finally going to court. She is
Speaker 1: the Tharin Nos founder, um who scammed. We're trying to
Speaker 1: figure out like how bad we how mad we are
Speaker 1: at her or I was before we started recording, because
Speaker 1: a lot of the people she tricked are just like
Speaker 1: really rich, bad people, Like she really really pulled one
Speaker 1: over on Henry Kissinger, You bastard, Leave Henry Kissinger alone.
Speaker 1: Mexican billionaire Carlos him, leave the billionaires alone got him
Speaker 1: Bill Clinton. Um, but then I guess she You know,
Speaker 1: I'm sure a lot of people lost money, including people
Speaker 1: who probably don't have billions of dollars. So not great.
Speaker 1: Her court cases finally going to court, and in addition
Speaker 1: to like doing some maneuvering around whether she would have
Speaker 1: to wear a masking court, I think she didn't want
Speaker 1: to so she could like smile awkwardly at the jurors.
Speaker 1: She will also be caring for her newborn child in court,
Speaker 1: which is you know, it's a gambit. I better all work.
Speaker 1: It'll make her seem more. I can't. I can't imagine
Speaker 1: like that that's the most effective thing you could possibly do.
Speaker 1: Is like, oh, you're gonna take away this baby's mother. Okay, No,
Speaker 1: that's right, Oh that's fine. Just this Oh god, I
Speaker 1: mean it's so tough being a single mom. You know
Speaker 1: that saying with me to go to jail for duping people,
Speaker 1: I would really suck. Your your husband is a hotel millionaire.
Speaker 1: Oh well, but I mean, like before, like I feel
Speaker 1: like a single mom, you know what I mean, because
Speaker 1: I'm just here where is right now? Oh sh h
Speaker 1: h you're holding a rolled up legal pad that's not
Speaker 1: a baby in your arms. Oh really, maybe you have
Speaker 1: a very rigid definition of what parenting is. I don't
Speaker 1: know if they're fit to be in the jury, my honor.
Speaker 1: Paul Ryan is trending um because he's brave. You know, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a brave guy. He he got out, he said
Speaker 1: the dirty bit out loud in public. He said, yeah,
Speaker 1: Trump lost that ship in November election was a loss
Speaker 1: that was a big old and there was like, you know,
Speaker 1: that makes news these days because then people are like,
Speaker 1: you see, man, it's she's rhinos. Paul was always against Trump,
Speaker 1: black blue. So that's just yeah, if you want to
Speaker 1: if you want to get trending in the in the
Speaker 1: right now, because it's hard to do it by saying
Speaker 1: like Nazi ship out loud, you just have to say
Speaker 1: the truth. And then they would like, what, yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: that'll be interesting that they'll start seeing that truth is
Speaker 1: currency like to be relevant because everyone's all just fucking
Speaker 1: burnt out on like the hate ship and just lies,
Speaker 1: so like they're like, no, man, Actually, the way I
Speaker 1: got back into it is I just kind of started
Speaker 1: to being like, yeah, Trump lost, Uh, like you know,
Speaker 1: the domestic terror threat of like the maggot people is
Speaker 1: actually really serious and we shouldn't just be ignoring it
Speaker 1: and look at me. Now, come on, dancing with the Stars, Yeah,
Speaker 1: is he Wait, no, he's not. Is he No? But
Speaker 1: if Spicer was doing nothing, then I'm sure Paul Ryan
Speaker 1: can at least get to like one of those like ESPN,
Speaker 1: like celebrity cross fit petitions or something. Let's just say
Speaker 1: his agent has reached out to Dancing with the Stars
Speaker 1: and let them know he's he's a veil and it
Speaker 1: was a disrespectfully passed I think it's what they said,
Speaker 1: we disrespectfully passed on this. And Uh, finally, speaking of
Speaker 1: saying Nazi ship out loud, Madison Cawthorne, who is the
Speaker 1: very junior congressman from north State of Caroline, North Carolina,
Speaker 1: is basically calling for like a civil war. Oh come on,
Speaker 1: that's what you heard. I just heard him say. We
Speaker 1: don't want that, we don't want to take up arms
Speaker 1: against our fellow Americans, so we need to push for
Speaker 1: election security. Yeah, he wanted there could be bloodshed after
Speaker 1: repeating false election fraud claims. UH called the rioters who
Speaker 1: stormed the US capital on January six, political hostages boost
Speaker 1: of false claims that the election was stolen and rigged.
Speaker 1: He also said, if our election systems continue to be
Speaker 1: rigged and continued to be stolen, then it's going to
Speaker 1: lead to one place, and that's bloodshed. And I will
Speaker 1: tell you, as much as I'm willing to defend our
Speaker 1: liberty at all costs, there's nothing I would dread doing
Speaker 1: more than having to pick up arms against a fellow American. UM.
Speaker 1: So he did, uh, don't make me kick your ass. Uh,
Speaker 1: you you don't want to see me angry bro type
Speaker 1: of thing. Um, And then they were like he was saying,
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to kick your ass? What what's wrong
Speaker 1: with you? That? Oh my god? Becauld you imagine if
Speaker 1: Joe Biden said, the last thing I want to do
Speaker 1: is round up the unvaccinated and put him into camps,
Speaker 1: you know, to get this thing. But I don't want
Speaker 1: to do that, obviously. Look what he's ad It's like
Speaker 1: I said, I don't want to do that. It's just
Speaker 1: because I articulated an alternative that was so violent that
Speaker 1: maybe I was hinting that that might be the alternative path.
Speaker 1: I don't know anyway. I'm Madison Cawthorne it's been so
Speaker 1: great to be here for all of our political prisoners
Speaker 1: who are on twenty three hour lockdown if your heads up. Also,
Speaker 1: so many of them are are not in prison. Like
Speaker 1: the real story there is how light the fucking sentencing
Speaker 1: and penalties have been for some of this ship not.
Speaker 1: They're fucking you know, this isn't the new They're like,
Speaker 1: oh man, when are they gonna when they're gonna get
Speaker 1: them out? When they're gonna get Q and On guy out?
Speaker 1: You know? Um? And he also someone was like, what
Speaker 1: are you doing to support the patriots who were captured
Speaker 1: on January six? He's like, oh, well, so here's the thing.
Speaker 1: We don't actually know who all the main political prisoners are.
Speaker 1: And so if we were to actually like go and
Speaker 1: try and bust them out, let me tell you the
Speaker 1: reason why they're talking these political taking these political prisoners
Speaker 1: because they're trying to make him an example because they
Speaker 1: don't want to see the mass protests going on in Washington.
Speaker 1: So he just kind of rambled through that one. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: this just shows you the mindset of Republicans is if
Speaker 1: we don't get what we want, we're just gonna fucking
Speaker 1: lie and get people in a frenzy to do as
Speaker 1: much ship and damage as possible. That's that's their that's
Speaker 1: their platform. You saw what we did last time that
Speaker 1: you guys won the election. Well it's gonna get worse, bro. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean part of me is like, yeah, okay, that's
Speaker 1: all y'all do is pump fake. But there's there's just
Speaker 1: we live in such a different age where people like
Speaker 1: are quite literally believing that like tyranny is at their doorstep.
Speaker 1: I feel better if with them only pump faking, if
Speaker 1: fucking all of their supporters weren't armed and just like
Speaker 1: ready to fucking light a room up with an automatic
Speaker 1: weapon at a moment's notice, are the type of people
Speaker 1: you want to be pump faking generally, Yeah, well we'll
Speaker 1: see what happens. That's the whole point, I guess, is
Speaker 1: to then make people as uneasy as possible, because you've
Speaker 1: already seen like the effect it's had on school boards
Speaker 1: with people who are like I'm not fucking like, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm volunteering the school board, like they needs fucking blood
Speaker 1: on my car and then punctured tires because I said,
Speaker 1: a mask works. So this is kind of the you
Speaker 1: know this is this is this road we're heading down,
Speaker 1: all right. That is what is trending on this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 1: We are back tomorrow with the whole last episode of
Speaker 1: the Back at it again. Until then, be kind to
Speaker 1: each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine, don't
Speaker 1: do nothing about white supremacy, and we'll talk to you
Speaker 1: all tomorrow. Bye bye,