Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one, episode five
Speaker 1: of The Daily Like Guys production of our radio. This
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Speaker 1: America's shared consciousness. It is Friday, August twenty one. My
Speaker 1: name is Jack O'Brien, a K. Wherever you go, whatever
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Speaker 1: by a truly hilarious comedian, actress and writer whose new
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Speaker 1: It's just really fucking funny. She's written for that. Damn
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Speaker 1: roast of Alec Baldwin, which I got to see in person,
Speaker 1: and it was like the best ro roast I've ever witnessed.
Speaker 1: It was like unedited, So I don't know if the
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Speaker 1: it was still so good. And she's appeared on Pause
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Speaker 1: You can see here soon at the Bellhouse in Brooklyn, Uh,
Speaker 1: and you can hear her on her own podcast, Find
Speaker 1: Your Beach. Please welcome the hilarious and talented Rosebud Baker. Wow,
Speaker 1: thank you, guys, thank you. I just wanna first of all,
Speaker 1: I applaud the energy with which you came into this
Speaker 1: podcast today. Both Yeah we come and flying started to
Speaker 1: come in on a tent. As my m rock teacher
Speaker 1: always said, I love it. I loved it. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh god, I gotta I gotta turn it up for
Speaker 1: these two ites is I was like, they're singing psalms.
Speaker 1: Holy sh it, Yeah it happens. Yeah, no, thank you,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for that intro. It's good to
Speaker 1: be here. Thanks for having me. It's great to have you.
Speaker 1: Where are you in the country. I am in New York.
Speaker 1: I am in New York. I know this does not
Speaker 1: look like a New York City apartment I just moved to.
Speaker 1: I just leveled up my friends and yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it's it looks bigger in the zoom than it
Speaker 1: actually is. But you know, I shouldn't have said that.
Speaker 1: I should have just let you believe. And really, how
Speaker 1: it looks in the zoom is all that matters. Right,
Speaker 1: We're just living for the zoom truly. At truly, this
Speaker 1: is gonna be human to human contact and about a
Speaker 1: year at the rate we're going. M My favorite is
Speaker 1: when you get the room ready for the zoom, but
Speaker 1: it's everything below the camera line that's just like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I just boxes just below the camera the frame.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, what like the what's in front of me
Speaker 1: is actually be cause I just moved. What's in front
Speaker 1: of me looks like the set to a very bare
Speaker 1: bones play, you know what I mean. It's just a
Speaker 1: table and chairs and no rugs. No, just like paintings
Speaker 1: piled up in the back. It's not good. But this
Speaker 1: side of my apartments done so Yeah. Yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like there should be a guy in a rumpled suit
Speaker 1: sitting in the chair, like just pushing his hair back,
Speaker 1: really worn down from right, so we're fading up from black. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just the silhouette of a man who's broken. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: His wife's gone and she took everything. Yeah, yeah, riveting,
Speaker 1: riveting in this perfection. You know what I would do,
Speaker 1: Jake Paul do like a David mam at play. I
Speaker 1: can't wait for the day this this happens as well.
Speaker 1: Get ready for that. Yeah, it's probably gonna happen, and
Speaker 1: it'll probably be like good enough that it won't be
Speaker 1: as satisfying as we we want it to be. What
Speaker 1: happened with the boxing. Yeah, here's the thing, Tiktoker's have
Speaker 1: already like taken over comedy because people don't think comedy
Speaker 1: is a real art, so we're just clowns. So they
Speaker 1: let the tiktoker's do what we do. But I can't
Speaker 1: wait for the TikTokers to take over like real art,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Where they where they go
Speaker 1: in and they like do an actor's job, and people
Speaker 1: are like, I mean the actors are just like I
Speaker 1: never a lot of months falling out of eyes. They
Speaker 1: didn't know who Sandy Meisner was. I don't believe this,
Speaker 1: and they booked they didn't know Sandy watched they watched
Speaker 1: a two minute TikTok tik talk about the method and yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: just gave you the hold on one second finger and
Speaker 1: then watched two minutes of TikTok and they're like, yep, okay,
Speaker 1: got it. And then they're like bollowing. You're like, how
Speaker 1: do they have this kind of fuck? I know, just
Speaker 1: these teenage billionaires. Yeah, doing a self tape on their
Speaker 1: private jet. All right, rosebub we are going to get
Speaker 1: to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
Speaker 1: we're gonna tell our listeners just a couple of the
Speaker 1: things we're talking about. Uh, we have a Sturgis update,
Speaker 1: We have some good news in terms of holding the
Speaker 1: crack and lawyers accountable. We're going to talk about the
Speaker 1: length of the perfect Power. Nap NASA has some opinions.
Speaker 1: Oh that plenty more. But first, rosebub we like task
Speaker 1: our guests, what is something from your search history? Okay,
Speaker 1: my latest search history is Jonathan Adler Decor, which is
Speaker 1: essentially my search history every day is just interior decor.
Speaker 1: Items that I cannot afford yet, and um, you know,
Speaker 1: I I like to use Google as a window into
Speaker 1: a future that I I'm nowhere close to, and I
Speaker 1: love to just I love to like take a walk
Speaker 1: through an apartment that that I can't afford or you know.
Speaker 1: A big thing for me during the pandemic was like
Speaker 1: real estate. I loved like looking at houses I couldn't buy,
Speaker 1: and obviously I I ended up just renting again. But
Speaker 1: I was picturing a whole new life for myself. I
Speaker 1: really was. During the pandemic. I was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a stable future because everything was out
Speaker 1: of control. So that is what I do. I just
Speaker 1: when things feel out of control, I I put all
Speaker 1: of my energy into my home and I like micromanage
Speaker 1: every thing in it to the point where like my
Speaker 1: husband is like, I feel like I'm a guest at
Speaker 1: my house. I'm like, that's how I want you to feel.
Speaker 1: That is exactly welcome by home. Yes, don't touch anything,
Speaker 1: don't touch anything, and please keep your belongings in this
Speaker 1: one closet and don't put them anywhere outside of that.
Speaker 1: For him, Jonathan Adler, I realized who he was like
Speaker 1: because I would always see the name and I was
Speaker 1: never able to connect to something until I was in
Speaker 1: Palm Springs at the Parker Hotel and I know that
Speaker 1: he redesigned that hotel, and I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: I see I see the Adler vibes here, and yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, this pillows a thousand dollars Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: this pillow that just says xan x five milligrams. It's
Speaker 1: like it's just a pillow that's in the shape of
Speaker 1: a of a pharmaceutical And I'm like, yeah, no, I
Speaker 1: I want that. I don't know why I want that,
Speaker 1: but I want it. Yeah. It's a great it's a
Speaker 1: great conversation starter. Yeah. He makes pillows that are giant z. Yeah,
Speaker 1: He'll make a pillow that's like beated and it's it's
Speaker 1: just like it's like got the zan X logo on it,
Speaker 1: and then like a certain like whatever the dosages and
Speaker 1: for some reason it's classy. I'm like, how how did
Speaker 1: he make this look so classy? But then I realized
Speaker 1: to be a pill head you have to have money,
Speaker 1: so you have to have health insurance, right, that was
Speaker 1: like the whole thing with like I just remember growing up,
Speaker 1: like starting from high school, there was like a set
Speaker 1: of rich kids who like I was like, they're coping skills.
Speaker 1: Was like, I need his annex. I was like what.
Speaker 1: I'm like, we're seventeen, and I'm like, what's you doing
Speaker 1: eating all the little blue football? Yeah? Yeah, they got
Speaker 1: like a real Housewives habit. Yeah yeah, And like that's
Speaker 1: like a big thing in l A. I feel like
Speaker 1: it's like hearing like oh my god, it's seen as annex,
Speaker 1: like you know, like we should sit down and talk
Speaker 1: about our needs not being met, but you know whatever
Speaker 1: that yeah, or we could cry, you know that could
Speaker 1: be the other option, but no, no, yeah, yeah I
Speaker 1: did buy these though recently I bought these. I bought
Speaker 1: these like salt and pepper shakers that just say cocaine
Speaker 1: and heroin. Those are my I'm really proud of those. No,
Speaker 1: they are from um ship man. It's a small business.
Speaker 1: I should like cocaine and heroin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just I actually got him from my dealer here. He's
Speaker 1: got a side hustle where he just does interior designs,
Speaker 1: so he's a hustler. Just four shakes into a band
Speaker 1: of spoon or the heroine. You're good, And I know
Speaker 1: it's funny because I'm I'm thirteen years sober and I
Speaker 1: truly I just love ship like this where it's like
Speaker 1: just pretending. Yeah, I'm sober too, and I love that
Speaker 1: ship too. Didn't and talk about like having a salt
Speaker 1: shaker of cocaine in the beginning of fear and lowing. Yes,
Speaker 1: Yes he did, Yeah, shout out to shakers of cocaine.
Speaker 1: I like that he had in a salt shaker, like
Speaker 1: that was going to throw the police off from like
Speaker 1: just the drug chest that was there was the back
Speaker 1: of his car. Yeah, but that, No, don't worry about that,
Speaker 1: that's salt. I just have a happened to have a
Speaker 1: loose salt shaker back there. Yeah, yeah, what is something rose?
Speaker 1: But you think is overrated. Oh man, I mean there's
Speaker 1: so many things. But while I was thinking this morning
Speaker 1: about this, I was the first thing that came to
Speaker 1: mind in terms of like overrated was um having kids.
Speaker 1: And I I say that as somebody that wants kids,
Speaker 1: by the way, I think, I don't know that I
Speaker 1: want them. I go back and forth about it like
Speaker 1: seventeen times a day, and because I do you have
Speaker 1: kids that I'm in that process and like want them, yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I want to raise somebody. I know. It's
Speaker 1: this weird thing where I'm like, I see I see
Speaker 1: like a kid with their parents walking down the street,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I want that moment, But I don't
Speaker 1: know if I want that life, you know, like like
Speaker 1: I like it in I like the picture of it
Speaker 1: that I'm seeing, like the snapshot, but I don't know
Speaker 1: about like hanging out with a kid all day like that,
Speaker 1: even if they're you're a kid, I'm like, that's gotta
Speaker 1: get so boring because like you're worried, like what's the
Speaker 1: day look in like the nightmare scenari in your mind,
Speaker 1: like what's that day look like? But the nightmare is
Speaker 1: like listening to their stories, you know, like every time,
Speaker 1: every time, Like I used to be a nanny, and
Speaker 1: when a kid tells you a story, it's like listening
Speaker 1: to an old person's dream. You're like, what, this is
Speaker 1: just the most rambling nonsense I just and it's there's
Speaker 1: never a conclusion. It just goes on forever, and you're like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna die before this is over, and like
Speaker 1: and and I'm like, I like kids too. That's the
Speaker 1: other thing, Like I I like them. They're very funny,
Speaker 1: but they're never they're not clever, they're just funny. And
Speaker 1: so it's like this kind of I don't know, I
Speaker 1: think about that, and then I think about just the
Speaker 1: nightmare of like being having to be the mom, Like
Speaker 1: I would love to be a dad, but being a
Speaker 1: mom is like, oh, I would have to give up
Speaker 1: my career because it's just like assumed that I will.
Speaker 1: And and then like if you don't, you're a bad person,
Speaker 1: Like being a mom is has. The reason why it's
Speaker 1: hard is the fact that you are pressured your entire
Speaker 1: life to be one as a woman, and then you
Speaker 1: become one and and people just forget about you, Like
Speaker 1: there's there's nine months where you're treated like a goddess,
Speaker 1: and then the baby comes and you're just sacrificed to
Speaker 1: the gods. Like you're like it's like they lift you up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like they lift you up, they give you all
Speaker 1: the best treatment, and then the day comes where they're
Speaker 1: just like and now we sacrifice you and you look
Speaker 1: just like you're just your life just ends and you
Speaker 1: are just you just disappear, and there's no like benefit,
Speaker 1: there's there's really not there's just not enough help for moms,
Speaker 1: you know, Like and I just look at that and
Speaker 1: I go like and then like my best friend just
Speaker 1: had a baby and she sent me a picture of
Speaker 1: her tits and I'm like those are horrifying, Like that's
Speaker 1: like they are us just this most I'm like, those
Speaker 1: things are terrifying. Like it's like it's like looking it's
Speaker 1: like having a second pair of eyes, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean when you look in the mirror, your your
Speaker 1: nipples are staring back at you. And if I was like,
Speaker 1: that is terrifying. And even sometimes like there's lumpiness that's yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god, and they're like vainy and it's just
Speaker 1: like I'm like, whoa Like schedule, you gotta get those
Speaker 1: things emptied out. Yeah. Yeah, she's just constantly emptying her tits.
Speaker 1: You got your bladder to worry about, you got your
Speaker 1: tips to worry about, then you got your your kids
Speaker 1: bladder to worry about. I'm just like, there's so much
Speaker 1: that and I really enjoy like running my own life
Speaker 1: and doing what I want, and I've done it this way,
Speaker 1: you know, my whole life. So I just wonder, like
Speaker 1: people assume that you'll joy being a parent, Like it's
Speaker 1: there's no other job where people just so easily assume
Speaker 1: that you'll be good at it and be enjoy it.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, how do I know that? That's? Like,
Speaker 1: what if I won't regret not having them? You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like people are always just like, oh,
Speaker 1: but you'll regret it, and it's like assumed that you'll
Speaker 1: regret it. But I'm like, but what if I just
Speaker 1: like don't and and what if I and then yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: I'm like that's a way. And ye, I would much
Speaker 1: rather regret not having kids than regret having them all,
Speaker 1: I'll say that, right, Yeah, And I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: think that parents really regret having children. I've never heard
Speaker 1: a parent regret it, but I I'm just like, what
Speaker 1: if they what if they do, like I mean, I
Speaker 1: doubt they would say it, Yeah for sure, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a it gets like cult. Like my friends who
Speaker 1: had kids before me were We're just like you gotta
Speaker 1: have them, and he got like they really and it's hard.
Speaker 1: I just found out last night at our live show
Speaker 1: that one of our guests thought I was stoned for
Speaker 1: the past five years because of how sleep deprived I
Speaker 1: am every time I'm on the show. Oh man, no,
Speaker 1: you're a stoner, right, Like that's that's like now that's
Speaker 1: sober for five years, and yeah, that's why you're tired. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then the stories are the jokes are really bad.
Speaker 1: The jokes are hard. Yeah, stories aren't as bad, Like
Speaker 1: because you're there is like something about like everything you're
Speaker 1: you're watching them kind of be formed from nothing, so
Speaker 1: you are really impressed like by every like brain development.
Speaker 1: You're kind of like, holy sh it, you were so
Speaker 1: dumb so recently. Yeah, I mean, a newborn is useless.
Speaker 1: And then you see them. I can see why parents
Speaker 1: are like mind blown when they're when they start to walk,
Speaker 1: you know. But the yeah, we're we're still working on
Speaker 1: knock knock jokes and they're they're real bad. Did they
Speaker 1: come up with on their own? That's why I kind
Speaker 1: of like when I interacted, like my friends kids are
Speaker 1: like nieces and nephews. I treat them like drunk people
Speaker 1: out of bar. Yeah, like I don't waste too much
Speaker 1: energy putting much thought in on my response, but I'll respond,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, really you think that, And then I think
Speaker 1: they're like yeah, because okay, and then it's like low
Speaker 1: energy for me, but still an interaction there. And then
Speaker 1: some kind of like you're so good with kids, I'm like,
Speaker 1: well almost, I have the intellect of a child too,
Speaker 1: so yeah, I have a curiosity and I like to
Speaker 1: funk around, so I make it work. But yeah, there's
Speaker 1: also times you get caught of like a fourteen minute
Speaker 1: just like recounting of how someone's lunch box looked like
Speaker 1: there's and you're like, right, yeah, you're like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: what we leading to this whole time. Oh okay, all right,
Speaker 1: I thought you're gonna say your your teacher is a
Speaker 1: drug dealer or something. That's really Yeah, you have to
Speaker 1: have very very low expectations, but I think that's one
Speaker 1: of those things that your brain naturally takes care for
Speaker 1: you many. Yeah, we have two kids that are like
Speaker 1: less than two years apart, and like I had totally
Speaker 1: had just like my brain had memory hold like all
Speaker 1: the difficult parts of the first one when the second
Speaker 1: one came along, because yeah, your brain wants you to
Speaker 1: have more kids, I guess. And then also low expectations
Speaker 1: is yeah, another way that you're just kind of there's
Speaker 1: also like I think that you hormonally, I know that
Speaker 1: for women, you there's a hormone that gets released that
Speaker 1: makes you forget the pain of childbirth, which is so
Speaker 1: fucked up. I'm just like, because I face time to
Speaker 1: my best friend. I don't know why she did this,
Speaker 1: but literally five minutes after she gave birth naturally, she
Speaker 1: picked up FaceTime, which kind of shows you how traumatized
Speaker 1: she was because she was just like doing what like
Speaker 1: she had just had her baby, okay, and she picks
Speaker 1: up FaceTime and she goes, do not have a natural childbirth?
Speaker 1: She this is the first thing she said. She goes,
Speaker 1: don't do it. Yeah, I thought I was going to die.
Speaker 1: And she's just like telling me how she thought she
Speaker 1: was gonna die and and how she just kept saying
Speaker 1: this is so fucked up, this is so fucked up,
Speaker 1: over and over and over again, two doctors, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I was like, yeah, I mean, I'm there's
Speaker 1: no way I ever would have a natural child birthday.
Speaker 1: Like the second I find out I'm pregnant, I'm scheduling
Speaker 1: a C section and an epidural. But and they're gonna
Speaker 1: be like, we can't even see this baby on an ultrasound.
Speaker 1: But I don't care. Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm like I
Speaker 1: want to feel nothing. Yeah, but she it's it sounds
Speaker 1: crazy like she's going to forget how much that her
Speaker 1: And I'm like, that's so crazy because she was that
Speaker 1: she called you though, so that you can remind her. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I mean I called her. She didn't the fact that
Speaker 1: she picked up like, because I'm like, why did you
Speaker 1: pick up? Like she said. Even her husband was like what,
Speaker 1: Like the nurses and doctors were all looking at her
Speaker 1: like why is she picking up a FaceTime right? Like
Speaker 1: is she a CEO? Like what's going on? You know? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's so funny though, because people who have natural childbirths
Speaker 1: are usually like it was so beautiful and like not
Speaker 1: as painful as you would think and the truth. Finally, yeah,
Speaker 1: what is something you think is underrated? All right, well
Speaker 1: this is not going to be popular, But honestly, there's
Speaker 1: like a lot of anti vaxers out there that have
Speaker 1: great taste in supplements. This is listen, They're insane. And
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about the ones that are taking livestock.
Speaker 1: Do you worm? Okay, those are that's another level. But
Speaker 1: there's people out there that are like, oh, you gotta
Speaker 1: try this supple. Like, I'm not going to take their
Speaker 1: advice on anything else but their supplement taste. They got
Speaker 1: good supplements, Okay, they got they really And I didn't
Speaker 1: see this happening in our culture where like all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, far right wing media consumers would be like
Speaker 1: super into like like vitamin C. But I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I guess. I guess they're into this stuff. And I've
Speaker 1: tried a couple. I've tried a couple of supplements from
Speaker 1: them and it's working. Okay, that's all I'm saying. My
Speaker 1: hair is growing faster, my nails are looking good. I'm like,
Speaker 1: they're good at this, but just get the vaccine, for
Speaker 1: christis you know what I mean? Like, if you're gonna do.
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't get why they're like this hasn't.
Speaker 1: This hasn't we haven't tested this out or anything. But
Speaker 1: then they're like downing these suplements that haven't been approved
Speaker 1: by the f d A. And I'm like, where's the
Speaker 1: cognitive dissonances? Like what's like, well, if the benefits, that's
Speaker 1: why the FDA won't to prove it because then it's
Speaker 1: gonna be you know, in direct competition with like a
Speaker 1: big pharmaceutical company. And that's why I know, I think
Speaker 1: we need to get somebody in there that speaks like
Speaker 1: because we're talking about like tribal whites, okay, if we're
Speaker 1: talking about like the people in like uh, you know,
Speaker 1: Michigan that won't get the vaccine or whatever. I I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is we gotta get somebody who to talk to
Speaker 1: them who's like not a doctor, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: who is like like Dr Pepper okay, and get like
Speaker 1: like get somebody who calls themselves Dr Pepper to say
Speaker 1: that there's a supplement that where they just sneak a
Speaker 1: vaccine in. I don't know. I'm like, do we have
Speaker 1: to start sneaking this into things for people? Because I
Speaker 1: feel like one good, fake ted talk with someone in
Speaker 1: like a white linen outfit who's like saying like they
Speaker 1: are completely given up on like Western medicine and blah
Speaker 1: blah blah, and then like seeds this idea. I feel
Speaker 1: like the right because it's such indoctrination. Yeah, it's such
Speaker 1: indoctrination that I'm seeing. And it's like it's crazy too
Speaker 1: because as performers, you guys know, like it's it's I
Speaker 1: had to cancel a gig because I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: are they doing are they checking vaccine status or could
Speaker 1: they maybe do like a negative COVID test if there's
Speaker 1: a bunch of anti vactors around, you know, just so
Speaker 1: that we know that like they're not bringing COVID in. Like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to force anybody to do anything. I
Speaker 1: wish this wasn't a political conversation, but I'm trying to
Speaker 1: like make my money and also be safe. And it's
Speaker 1: just you can't because all of a sudden, you're like
Speaker 1: taking a stand about some political issue that really isn't
Speaker 1: political goal. I don't know, it shouldn't be. Oh, you
Speaker 1: don't want to get sick like some fucking communist right,
Speaker 1: you want to get sick. Yeah, because I'm American, You're like,
Speaker 1: oh no, I want the freedom to get sick. It's
Speaker 1: like okay, right, And I think there's like a lot
Speaker 1: of people that are that really just they don't want
Speaker 1: to be a part of the argument. Like I don't
Speaker 1: want to be in this argument at all. I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm not like, I'm not a person who's like going
Speaker 1: on social and being like, if you don't get the vaccine,
Speaker 1: you're killing everybody. I'm not saying any of that. I
Speaker 1: don't think any I don't think that approach works. But
Speaker 1: I also I'm just like, I don't want to have
Speaker 1: this argument anymore. So I do try to, like just
Speaker 1: I try to hear both sides of an issue, no
Speaker 1: matter what, no matter how crazy they are, because I'm
Speaker 1: a comic and that's you know, that's where the funny is.
Speaker 1: And it turns out that the funny is also the
Speaker 1: fact that they got great supplements. They really do, they
Speaker 1: know they're supplements. Yeah, maybe that's kind of the compliment
Speaker 1: sandwich we can use when we're trying to get them
Speaker 1: to feel like, well, first of all, I just wanted
Speaker 1: to reach out and say your your taste and supplements
Speaker 1: has changed my daily routine, has changed my life. My
Speaker 1: hair has grown longer since I started this email. Vaccine,
Speaker 1: on the other hand, what you've said about vitamin C
Speaker 1: really yeah, crazy good? Yeah yeah yeah yeah, I look
Speaker 1: in a cold liidal silver next thanks, yeah yeah, get
Speaker 1: the vaccine fun yeah yeah. Love your nails, Love your nails,
Speaker 1: Love your nails. Get the vaccine fun with. Also, your
Speaker 1: hair looks great there it is. Yeah, your skin is luminous.
Speaker 1: There it is. All right, Let's take a quick break
Speaker 1: and we will be right back. And we're back, and
Speaker 1: we have an update from Sturgis, which rosebub Was this
Speaker 1: the show that you had booked that you had to
Speaker 1: cancel where you headlining Sturgis? No, but I hope too,
Speaker 1: I really do. Day. Yeah. So if Miles, as you said,
Speaker 1: if it looks like a super spreader and quack like
Speaker 1: one just might be. I mean we talked about like
Speaker 1: every look, we've what you were in year two of
Speaker 1: the pandemic. Last year, We're like, that's not a good idea.
Speaker 1: And then with the delta variant, were like even worse idea.
Speaker 1: Five hundred thousand people descending on a place too, and
Speaker 1: many of whom are in the culture of anti mask
Speaker 1: and pro preventable death. This looks like a bad fucking recipe.
Speaker 1: And right now the in the the rally took place
Speaker 1: from August nine to fifteen in South Dakota, and plus
Speaker 1: you have Christie Nome, their governor, who's like, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: fuck it, like let's just all diet COVID, it gives
Speaker 1: a fuck. We're now seeing that the rates are starting
Speaker 1: to go particularly high, especially in Mead County where the
Speaker 1: story just bike Rally was. Right now, the country is
Speaker 1: experiencing about a sixty four percent surge nationwide if you're
Speaker 1: a country, so across America, across America's terrible. If you
Speaker 1: look at Mead County, it's they're having a thirty four
Speaker 1: hundred percent spike three thousand, four hundred percent spike in
Speaker 1: positive results since the bike rally took place, and then
Speaker 1: neighboring counties it's like and South Dakota as the state
Speaker 1: is experiencing a six hundred eighty six percent increase in
Speaker 1: positive cases. So, I mean, there's really not much to say.
Speaker 1: It's the percentages, Like I don't even know what that means,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, and you know, I mean to their credit
Speaker 1: right there, Like the death rates are pretty low in
Speaker 1: South Dakota, but a lot of the officials are like that,
Speaker 1: just we're just now being able to quantify quality, quantify
Speaker 1: the actual spread. The deaths typically come in the following
Speaker 1: weeks because that's positive tests will then lead hospitalizations and
Speaker 1: then potentially someone passing away. So yeah, I mean, on paper,
Speaker 1: this always looked like a bad idea, and it continues
Speaker 1: to to look that way. And you know, like when
Speaker 1: you start to look at Lollapoolose, I remember being like,
Speaker 1: oh boy, this doesn't look good. But didn't when you
Speaker 1: think of the fact that they were at least like
Speaker 1: please bring a test, please come vaccinated. That's sort of
Speaker 1: the deal here for us to do this it from all,
Speaker 1: you know, when you look at it doesn't seem like
Speaker 1: the kind of super spreader event many people feared would
Speaker 1: be or like at all. And when you take into
Speaker 1: account they organized, say of the people were fully vaccinated.
Speaker 1: So yeah, still continuing sort of the trend of fucking
Speaker 1: around and finding out. Yeah, there's a there was a
Speaker 1: there's also an article about how Israel which is like
Speaker 1: super vaxed uf hyper facts. Yeah, that they are experiencing
Speaker 1: like a third wave of the virus even having been vaccinated,
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, like, well, I'm worried about like
Speaker 1: what's going to happen in uh, in New York and
Speaker 1: in America across the board because a lot of in there,
Speaker 1: like you know, they point to the fact that because
Speaker 1: they had reached such high levels of vaccination and like
Speaker 1: the positive results are low, they were just like, fuck it,
Speaker 1: it's do your thing. And I think because people traveling
Speaker 1: and things like that, then just introduced all these new
Speaker 1: complications and yeah, definitely doesn't bode well for a place
Speaker 1: that is you know, fucking not even at six here, right.
Speaker 1: I'm assuming though they're not seeing the surgeon hospitalizations and
Speaker 1: deaths that the US to the world is seeing. It's
Speaker 1: not as pronounced, but they're still they're still seeing because
Speaker 1: like they're also people whose vaccinations are waning, you know,
Speaker 1: like the efficacies waning, So they're also being like, fuck,
Speaker 1: this is also like it's a combination of the delta thing.
Speaker 1: It's the combination of they think the efficacy is waning
Speaker 1: for the for the vaccine shots. Yeah, so there is
Speaker 1: an article saying that boosters have shown promise to kind
Speaker 1: of curb the current search. So I mean that which
Speaker 1: is wild medicine that works because you also need to
Speaker 1: be vaccinating the rest of the planet. And when you
Speaker 1: have like things like fives place like fives are like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what what what are we going to
Speaker 1: share the technology with Africa? I don't think so. And
Speaker 1: meanwhile they're barely like it's like like a one percent vaccination, right,
Speaker 1: And a lot of activists and people like Doctors without
Speaker 1: Borders are saying like, with a hundred and twenty seven
Speaker 1: million dollars, you could bring a hundred like something like
Speaker 1: a hundred million doses like online, like within a year
Speaker 1: if they actually invested in some facilities, like because there
Speaker 1: there's a lot of arguments to afires like well, you
Speaker 1: can't trust places in Africa, like it's very you know,
Speaker 1: it's very patronizing, and like being like, well, you know,
Speaker 1: like it's it's a little bit different there. But meanwhile,
Speaker 1: there are plenty of drugs that are distributed that are
Speaker 1: manufactured there that are FDA approved. So it's like, well,
Speaker 1: what why are we being selective with what you think
Speaker 1: the capabilities are when we're still selling things that are
Speaker 1: manufactured in those places, so it's uh yeah, and and
Speaker 1: we're still dealing with people trying to convince them to
Speaker 1: get the first those so yeh, goddamn. Wow, it's like
Speaker 1: dragging a child to a warm bath that you know
Speaker 1: they're going to enjoy. Yeah, yeah, alright, let's talk Crackingnood
Speaker 1: and Sydney pal got famous at the end of for
Speaker 1: being the cracking lawsuit lawyers. They went around the country
Speaker 1: filing suits to basically rat fuck the legal process to
Speaker 1: try and get the election results overturned. They were unsuccessful.
Speaker 1: But when you look back at the two thousand election,
Speaker 1: which was obviously a very different thing, but you know,
Speaker 1: we did a lot of research into that for our
Speaker 1: live show last night, which was about the year two thousand.
Speaker 1: You know, there were successful rat fuckings that happened that,
Speaker 1: like the overturned the election basically in Florida. So I mean,
Speaker 1: there there is precedent for this sort of thing, and
Speaker 1: we were a lot closer than I think a lot
Speaker 1: of people realized. But which is why it's all the
Speaker 1: more important that these people who were kind of integral
Speaker 1: to that process, to that attempt to be held accountable. Yea,
Speaker 1: and the judge who was presiding over this decision, so
Speaker 1: you know, they're basically this judge like, yeah, let's sanction them,
Speaker 1: and let's also refer them to be suspended and possibly
Speaker 1: permanently disbarred because they're this is a fucking joke. And
Speaker 1: the judges ruling was like so scathing. It did help
Speaker 1: me feel a little bit better because I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm glad to hear that a judge saw this. It
Speaker 1: was like, what in the fuck do you think you're doing.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna read some of this said quote about
Speaker 1: these cracking lawsuits. Quote, this lawsuit represents a historic and
Speaker 1: profound abuse of the judicial process. This was in a
Speaker 1: hundred ten page ruling. Okay, It's one thing to take
Speaker 1: on the charge of vindicating rights associated with an allegedly
Speaker 1: fraudulent election. It is another to take on the charge
Speaker 1: of deceiving a federal court and the American people into
Speaker 1: believing that rights were infringed without regard to whether any
Speaker 1: laws or rights were in fact violated. That is what
Speaker 1: happened here. It was about undermining the people's faith in
Speaker 1: our democracy and debasing the judicial process to do so well.
Speaker 1: There are many arenas, including print, television, and social media,
Speaker 1: where protestations, conjecture, and speculation maybe advanced. Such expressions are
Speaker 1: neither permitted nor welcomed in a court of law. And
Speaker 1: while as we as a country pride ourselves on the
Speaker 1: freedoms embodied within the First Amendment, it is well established
Speaker 1: that an a turn, the freedom of speech is circumscribed
Speaker 1: upon entering the courtroom because a lot of their things like, well,
Speaker 1: it's my that's what I believe, and that's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: so that's why I'm saying it in this courtroom, and
Speaker 1: they're like, that's not what are you doing. This is
Speaker 1: not how any of this fucking works. And yeah, just
Speaker 1: you know, that aggressive tone, I feel like it's fucking
Speaker 1: necessary considering like what these people were attempting. So they
Speaker 1: were also ordered to pay the legal fees of like
Speaker 1: defendants in their stupid lawsuits as well, so they've got
Speaker 1: to they have a mounting pile of legal problems headed
Speaker 1: their way. So a bit of a nice karmic rebounding. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is the second day in a row where we
Speaker 1: had to judge like say the obvious thing, like that
Speaker 1: is clear to everybody, but that like there's all these
Speaker 1: different forces trying to like legally maneuver around and use
Speaker 1: like technicalities to kind of obscure the truth. There was
Speaker 1: the judge yesterday saying like Prop twenty two was not
Speaker 1: to help the workers of gig economy employers, that was
Speaker 1: actually to make it harder for them to organize. I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's obvious to everybody, but like for whatever reason, they
Speaker 1: were able to pass around the technicality, and a judge
Speaker 1: yesterday was just like, no, that's not no, we like
Speaker 1: we can see obviously what you're doing, and like this
Speaker 1: is another case. Is there a like a judicial movement
Speaker 1: for people being like come on, what the fun It's
Speaker 1: just like for anyone who practices laws and like took
Speaker 1: it takes it seriously to see this kind of ship,
Speaker 1: You're like, what the fuck? This is completely backwards? Well,
Speaker 1: I think, but I think that it's it's unfortunate because
Speaker 1: it's like even with this, even with you know, it's
Speaker 1: nice for us to see it. But for people who
Speaker 1: really bought into all of this, this is I mean,
Speaker 1: for conspiracy theorists, this is like this only affirms the
Speaker 1: things that they already believed, right, which is that the
Speaker 1: audicial system is rigged and but so like it's unfortunate
Speaker 1: because they won already in terms of getting people who
Speaker 1: they they just strengthened the beliefs, the insane beliefs of
Speaker 1: the people that are already indoctrinated to what they we're
Speaker 1: trying to show. And it's like, it's unfortunate because I
Speaker 1: I think that you know, we're at a really dangerous
Speaker 1: place as a country when when you can't when you
Speaker 1: can't separate truth from fiction, and when you have a
Speaker 1: bunch of people who are essentially in a cult telling
Speaker 1: you that the most important thing is to think for yourself,
Speaker 1: and it's like you're in a cult. Like the the
Speaker 1: irony is completely lost on them that what they're what
Speaker 1: it's like que and on people being like, you got
Speaker 1: to do your own research, man, Yeah, I just like
Speaker 1: it's weird. It says it's the opposite of everything you're
Speaker 1: saying right now, real research, And it's like and then
Speaker 1: they'll be like, look at this article and it's a
Speaker 1: meme and you're like, that's not what an article is, Like,
Speaker 1: that's a it's like a meme that says herschel Walker
Speaker 1: is a shape shift or that who was also Michael
Speaker 1: Vick Yeah, you're showing me a picture of a triangle
Speaker 1: with an eye in it. I don't you know like it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh no, Like I my hairdresser fucking joined Q and
Speaker 1: on during the pandemic, and it was like I could
Speaker 1: see it happening, you know, and uh like she she
Speaker 1: went inside for three months and came out and she
Speaker 1: was like, she's like, you gotta see what's going on.
Speaker 1: It's not good. And I was like, oh God, here
Speaker 1: we go. And and she's like she started talking about
Speaker 1: doing your own research. And that's always like a red
Speaker 1: flag you because what they're saying is true, yes, you
Speaker 1: should look into it yourself. They start with that, which
Speaker 1: seems like a very reasonable thing and is a very
Speaker 1: reasonable thing, and then from there they go, I'm like,
Speaker 1: just because you're doing your own research doesn't mean that
Speaker 1: all of it is good, or that you know what
Speaker 1: you're researching, that you're good your how to research. And
Speaker 1: so it's this very complicated thing where it's so unfortunate
Speaker 1: because you know, and it's been brewing for such a
Speaker 1: long time. I mean it started with like nine eleven truthers,
Speaker 1: and you know, it was like it started and it's
Speaker 1: crossed party lines so many times in this country. But
Speaker 1: it's a real issue, and it's like, I mean, it's
Speaker 1: like the second virus that we're dealing with in America
Speaker 1: for sure. No, this will historically be seen as like
Speaker 1: uh fulcrum point. Uh. We we don't yet know like
Speaker 1: what it will be into. Hopefully it's for like reform
Speaker 1: and making it so that you know that there is
Speaker 1: some regulation two the current information economy and information ecosystem.
Speaker 1: But yeah, this is kind of unprecedented, like the amount
Speaker 1: of yeah, fervent belief in absolute bullshit. Well and also
Speaker 1: reducing legal decisions to essentially if it's not the thing
Speaker 1: I want, then it's absolute horseship. But if it is
Speaker 1: what I want, then I agree, and it's like, well
Speaker 1: there's no way to win with that person, because it's
Speaker 1: just like if what I want isn't happening, then it's
Speaker 1: tyranny and it doesn't matter the process or how these
Speaker 1: decisions are arrived or how we arrived to these decisions
Speaker 1: and things like that. So yeah, it's and it's again
Speaker 1: it's also you know, we see it played out too
Speaker 1: with the January six ship, and there's also like a
Speaker 1: huge thing going on there maybe they'll there's a potential
Speaker 1: reckoning there, but you know, America's track record with reckonings
Speaker 1: is fucking oh for seven hundred thousands, so I'm not
Speaker 1: too optimistic there. But in terms of the commission that's
Speaker 1: looking into the January six insurrection, they just made a
Speaker 1: substantial document request that made Donald Trump like fall out
Speaker 1: of his high chair, saying that they're looking for everything.
Speaker 1: They want records that include Trump White House records held
Speaker 1: by the National Archives and Records Administration, documents from the
Speaker 1: Department of Defense, Homeland Security, Justice Interior, FBI, Director of
Speaker 1: National Intelligence, National counter Terrorism Center, and essentially they want
Speaker 1: fucking every kind of communication or recorded data about people's
Speaker 1: movements or communications that day, So whether that was Trump's activities, movements,
Speaker 1: meetings on the six, or things from April one, twenties,
Speaker 1: starting all the way back there and including so like,
Speaker 1: name anyone who has been in the news and Trump orbit.
Speaker 1: They're like the people who like and we also need
Speaker 1: their communications to Yeah, it's like Jared Don Jr. Fucking
Speaker 1: Hope Hicks, the Proud Boys, three Percenters, Uh, fucking like Litterally,
Speaker 1: Chris Christie, Roger Stone, fucking everyone, Alex Jones, it's I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: they also like you know, they're also really looking deeply
Speaker 1: into if you remember, like at the end of the
Speaker 1: year in a lot of people suddenly got put into
Speaker 1: high ranking decision decision making and administrative positions like at
Speaker 1: the d n I or Department of Defense and things
Speaker 1: like that, and they're like, we need to know about
Speaker 1: that too, Like what what was happening when Trump was
Speaker 1: like installing these people in these various departments. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: now he's just scream about executive whatever immunity or whatever
Speaker 1: thing he's made up in his mind where they can't
Speaker 1: look at any of your documents because you were the president.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Yeah, good luck with that. Speaking of like
Speaker 1: just how this to period's going to be viewed historically,
Speaker 1: I I am pretty confident and excited for the fact
Speaker 1: that they did not cover their own tracks in any
Speaker 1: way like the Bush George W. Bush White House, Like
Speaker 1: there was just all these documents that just like went
Speaker 1: went away and nobody knows what happened to them. Like
Speaker 1: there there's no way the Trump administration had their ship
Speaker 1: together enough to to do that. So I do think
Speaker 1: we'll we'll get like a very detailed look of exactly
Speaker 1: look at exactly how fucked up and like transparent everything
Speaker 1: they were trying to do was God, can you imagine?
Speaker 1: That's the thing that worries me is that even with
Speaker 1: all of that, right, where does it go? Like if
Speaker 1: that is also accelerates to a point for all the
Speaker 1: you know, insurrectionist types who are like, oh they're really
Speaker 1: trying to clamp down now, like it's time to ramp
Speaker 1: things up further, or they can even get with these
Speaker 1: lawsuits be like okay, well you need to testify, and
Speaker 1: neither they're gonna say I that's true or they're like
Speaker 1: I was, look, yeah I was in Bob that was
Speaker 1: like wrong to save their own assets. I don't know
Speaker 1: how that plays with you know, like you're saying, like
Speaker 1: the people who have bought in, right, I mean I
Speaker 1: would almost I'm like, see, this is why I prefer
Speaker 1: a president who even if he's corrupt, I don't know
Speaker 1: what he's doing, you know what I mean, even if
Speaker 1: he's like screwed up, and even if he's just like
Speaker 1: doing app if he's using the White House two like
Speaker 1: uh like funnel cocaine into our breakfast cereal. I just
Speaker 1: don't want to know about it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm I'm so, I'm I'm defeated to the
Speaker 1: point where I'm like, I don't care what happens, Just
Speaker 1: don't tell me, you know, just because even and this
Speaker 1: is the thing about these conspiracy theorists is like they'll
Speaker 1: they have all these theories and they'll tell you about them,
Speaker 1: and then I'm like, okay, so let's say all of
Speaker 1: what you said is true. What are you gonna do
Speaker 1: about it? And they never have a single answer, or
Speaker 1: they they're never like like if you ask them, they
Speaker 1: don't have an answer for you. They're like, uh, well,
Speaker 1: we gotta storm the White House. It's like, well you
Speaker 1: did that, and we saw what you did. You guys
Speaker 1: just wandered around. The thing I hear. The thing I
Speaker 1: hear more from people of that ILK is more like,
Speaker 1: oh the troubles coming, or I hope you have a gun,
Speaker 1: you know, like I hope you're ready. Not like to
Speaker 1: say that it's a threat to you, but like what
Speaker 1: they see is absolute breakdown where you are going to
Speaker 1: have to be armed to fight off whatever tyrannical concept,
Speaker 1: nebulous concept of your future. Like you're using to buy
Speaker 1: more AMMO for your bunkers. So I don't know, but yeah,
Speaker 1: like there are I just saw recently this guy at
Speaker 1: at a school board meeting. He straight up told this
Speaker 1: city council meeting, he said, I know a lot of
Speaker 1: good guys who are prepared to do really bad things.
Speaker 1: What that kind of rhetoric is, like kind of school
Speaker 1: board meeting? Yeah, because about to make sure that their
Speaker 1: kid doesn't have to wear a mask. Yeah, and you
Speaker 1: start off like take that diaper off your face, and
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, like luster is like next level, but
Speaker 1: again you don't. That's uh, this is something that's continues
Speaker 1: to just simmer and simmer and simmer. And yeah, meanwhile,
Speaker 1: like doesn't seem like much emphasis is on track. So
Speaker 1: take that diaper off your face. I mean that's just
Speaker 1: that's like that assumes that your mask is actually filled
Speaker 1: with ships, which is not fair, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: nobody's pooping into the mask. And yeah, look I had
Speaker 1: onions and a nice salad. That's not I didn't I'm
Speaker 1: not shipping out of my mouth, will be Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: like baby, yeah, stupid. All right, let's take a quick
Speaker 1: break and we'll be right back and r back. And
Speaker 1: so there's this tweet from one of our favorite primary
Speaker 1: news sources, lad Bible here on the Daily zidus Uh
Speaker 1: and it it's kind of gone very viral, asking if
Speaker 1: you had to save three shows from being like, you know,
Speaker 1: memory hold from history just like taken wiped from the
Speaker 1: pages of history and like we they just never happened,
Speaker 1: which of these nine would it be? I'll just read
Speaker 1: through them. The Sopranos, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones,
Speaker 1: the Wire, Boardwalk Empire, Ozark, prison Break. I did not
Speaker 1: see that one coming, Sons of Anarchy and breaking bad,
Speaker 1: so for me, like the Sopranos and the Wire. So
Speaker 1: this is basically a question of like, okay, so with
Speaker 1: the remaining seven spots, what's the one show that gets it?
Speaker 1: Because of the Sopranos in the Wire are like the
Speaker 1: best Sopranos Wire, I don't honestly like part of me.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm really angry at Game of Thrones and
Speaker 1: I don't care if nobody remembers that ship, and I
Speaker 1: feel like I would save I mean, I would God,
Speaker 1: I can't Deadwood be in here. I know Deadwood and
Speaker 1: Ozar in there, and like I mean Ozark's fine, but like,
Speaker 1: really it sounds of anarchy. I get Breaking Bad. Ozark
Speaker 1: seems like too much of a newcomer and also too
Speaker 1: similar to Breaking Bad. Yeah, yeah, you know, I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I prefer Deadwood Overboardwalk. So yeah, so these
Speaker 1: shows are all like kind of in the same genre. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, these are sort of the same show. Like
Speaker 1: if you take honestly, I think you save Sopranos and
Speaker 1: you're going to have a list just as long of
Speaker 1: killer shows that come because the Sopranos existed, Like, without
Speaker 1: the Sopranos, you would have none of these other shows,
Speaker 1: in my opinion, because the Sopranos like changed TV forever.
Speaker 1: Like the Sopranos is the reason TV has like a
Speaker 1: cinematic kind of feel to it now where you can
Speaker 1: sit down and you can watch hours and hours and hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah of the show. I think the Sopranos in The Wire,
Speaker 1: the first four seasons of The Wire are like could
Speaker 1: stand with any like American made movie, any American novel.
Speaker 1: Like I think they are as good as any of Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just don't feel sentimental for a I did. I tried,
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I couldn't get past the first season of
Speaker 1: Walking Dad and only did. I only watched because of
Speaker 1: Frank Airbon because in the first in the first season,
Speaker 1: must say I and I used to be really into
Speaker 1: the zombie apocalypse, like college and stuff that was, you
Speaker 1: know when that was like this ship and people like, yo, man,
Speaker 1: he's like zombie apocalypse stuff. And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got the Survival Guy Dead, let's check it out.
Speaker 1: And then I say, I was like, man, maybe this
Speaker 1: isn't for me because here's the thing. Walking Dead is
Speaker 1: just the same day over and over and over again.
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, I'm like, it's not unlike living in
Speaker 1: a pandemic. You're just doing the same thing every day
Speaker 1: and it's exhausting. But oh, man, Sopranos, I've watched. I
Speaker 1: probably watched that show five or six times, rewatched the
Speaker 1: entire thing. I'm like, it's just so good, and I
Speaker 1: see something different about that show every time I watch it.
Speaker 1: I used to have sex streams about Tony Soprano. Okay,
Speaker 1: it changed the game for me. I was like I
Speaker 1: did not know that. I was like this or were
Speaker 1: you Dr Melfie, Like what was the context? Are you
Speaker 1: just pulled up in that Cadillac and you're like, the
Speaker 1: weirdest sex dreams I've ever had in my life. I literally,
Speaker 1: and it's it happens to every woman that watches it.
Speaker 1: Every stray woman that watches The Sopranos has a sex
Speaker 1: stream about Tony Soprano, whether they want to or not.
Speaker 1: He was he was on the subway in his disgusting bathrobe,
Speaker 1: just waiting at the Union Square subway station, and I
Speaker 1: was just into it. I was like, he's just had
Speaker 1: his bathrobe open, and I was like, you're just like
Speaker 1: he's like a pig, and you're like, fucking hate you.
Speaker 1: And then you're just like, I also would give it
Speaker 1: to you can get it. I don't know, really upsettings.
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel feminist, it doesn't feel progressive, but god
Speaker 1: damn it if it's not the truth. Yeah, I'm more
Speaker 1: of a Polly Walnuts sex stream guy myself, where he's
Speaker 1: just repeating jokes to you over and over again and
Speaker 1: he's clean, you know, Like I'm like, are you pretty tight? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: except for the Pine Barons episode. So I for me,
Speaker 1: it comes down to Game of Thrones or breaking Bad,
Speaker 1: And I think the ending of breaking Bad. I'm definitely
Speaker 1: in the minority and that I think the ending of
Speaker 1: Breaking Bad was like as bad as the ending of
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones. And if we still get better call
Speaker 1: Saul like because that's not on the list of shows
Speaker 1: that gets wiped out of history, then I think you
Speaker 1: you save Game of Thrones because it's like different, it's
Speaker 1: not similar to these other shows, like it's a whole.
Speaker 1: There's to this question that the options are just not acknowledging.
Speaker 1: Feel like they're basically like if you could pick three
Speaker 1: of these nine very similar shows, It's not a hard decision,
Speaker 1: is what I'm saying. Or but in my mind, like
Speaker 1: to your point, Rosebud, like where what the Sopranos did
Speaker 1: to transformed sort of prestige TV. It's almost like, what
Speaker 1: do you like oxygen molecules, water, a pepsiican carbon molecule,
Speaker 1: a blanket or orange And you're like, honestly, without the
Speaker 1: oxygen or the carbon, none of this is possible. Anyway,
Speaker 1: this conversation is moved, yeah, exactly, exactly. Yeah, But I
Speaker 1: will say Breaking Bad is a great show. But I
Speaker 1: got to that episode about the Fly and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm done with this shows. So mad at that episode.
Speaker 1: It was like, I've never been so infuriated by one
Speaker 1: episode of a show where I just went, I don't care,
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't know who was on vacation, but
Speaker 1: this episode is trash. And I was like, Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: when a show can do that to you, though, There's
Speaker 1: something magic about that, because it's not often I feel
Speaker 1: like I will rage quit a show. I'm like, are
Speaker 1: you fucking dumb? You fucking writer? Assholes? Like that one
Speaker 1: season a Dexter where who was it was? It like
Speaker 1: Edward James almost was like a look spoiler alert for
Speaker 1: I don't season five of Dexter or four when Edward
Speaker 1: James almost was a figment of Homeboy's imagination the whole time.
Speaker 1: I know, I was. I don't think that counts as
Speaker 1: a spoiler. I think that counts as the favor you're
Speaker 1: doing somebody. Yeah. Absolutely, But like that was just one
Speaker 1: of I had the same thing where I like, I
Speaker 1: fucking turned the TV off, like you guys, yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess so. Mad reminds me of like there's a therapist
Speaker 1: that I follow on Instagram that I've been taking advice from,
Speaker 1: like just for like two years now. I'm just like, God,
Speaker 1: everything she says it is so genius. And then she
Speaker 1: like came out as like she's in a three person
Speaker 1: monogamous relationship the other day, and I was like, fuck
Speaker 1: this lady. Like I was like I can't God damn it.
Speaker 1: My friend and I were like texting about it, and
Speaker 1: it felt I was like, it feels like a knife
Speaker 1: to my heart. I've just been I've just been taking
Speaker 1: every word she says as like pure wisdom and truth.
Speaker 1: And now I'm like, oh, okay, everything's a lie. Yeah
Speaker 1: all right, And finally let's just tell them. NASA has
Speaker 1: weighed in on the length of the Perfect Power NAP,
Speaker 1: which is I don't know. This seemed very short to me,
Speaker 1: but then again, I am constantly tired. It's NASA, okay,
Speaker 1: So if they know anything, I like, they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: they know about the things that happens to the human
Speaker 1: body and how to kind of work around that because space,
Speaker 1: because yeah, you know, getting tired in the like our
Speaker 1: circadian rhythms, like there are points where we're gonna get
Speaker 1: tired like twice per day, like it just happened. Some
Speaker 1: people can push through it. Other people, like you know,
Speaker 1: that's why five our energy exists. But so, like you know,
Speaker 1: everyone's like, what do you what's the twenty minutes an hour?
Speaker 1: How do you get that little bit of sleep that
Speaker 1: can actually help you? And according to NASA, they said,
Speaker 1: we found that pilots who slept in the cockpit for
Speaker 1: twenty six minutes showed alertness improvements of up to fifty
Speaker 1: four percent and job performance improvements by thirty percent compared
Speaker 1: to those that didn't nap. But they say twenty six
Speaker 1: minutes actually could be long. They are thinking that between
Speaker 1: ten and twenty minutes is enough to get you into
Speaker 1: like these first two stages of your sleep cycle that
Speaker 1: give you like this sort of restorative rest. But in
Speaker 1: my mind, I do I could never. I don't know
Speaker 1: how to take a fucking ten minute nap. I just don't,
Speaker 1: like I don't have the skills to like set a timer,
Speaker 1: you know, like you know, because have you ever tried
Speaker 1: to take like a power nap? But like and you know,
Speaker 1: you're like, funk, I live like thirty minutes, but then
Speaker 1: half the time I'm like thinking of how I have
Speaker 1: to wake up in thirty minutes that I'm not actually
Speaker 1: able to take that nap. So more than anything, I'm asking,
Speaker 1: how do y'all even take a fucking power nap twenty minutes?
Speaker 1: Like what, I've never taken a nap that wasn't an accident.
Speaker 1: I have never in my life taken a nap on purpose.
Speaker 1: Like I have fallen asleep in places, but not on purpose.
Speaker 1: But when I was like when I was in high school,
Speaker 1: you know, like puberty and like you're just have to
Speaker 1: sleep so much because your body is just like a
Speaker 1: fucking wreck. I would come home from school and I
Speaker 1: would sleep for like an hour and a half minimum,
Speaker 1: But like that was in my mind. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I'm like I gotta sleep, like and I
Speaker 1: would have to do like, you know, other extra like
Speaker 1: that was in jazz band, on the orchestras and ships
Speaker 1: like funk, I gotta get some fucking sleep before this
Speaker 1: other thing. But it would have to be at least
Speaker 1: an hour for me to like be able to kind
Speaker 1: of get into it. But you know, listeners, how do
Speaker 1: you how do you prepare for a ten minute that Jack?
Speaker 1: I know you because like when we when we're on
Speaker 1: the road, and there's times like when there's a little
Speaker 1: bit of a gap between like when we check into
Speaker 1: a place and they're like, then we gotta go sound
Speaker 1: check or something like, yeah, I gotta I gotta take
Speaker 1: a quick nap. I'm like in thirty five minutes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was. I was hoping that the answer was gonna
Speaker 1: be four to five hours is the ideal time for no, Yeah,
Speaker 1: sometimes just like closing your eyes. But you're right, like
Speaker 1: trying to do it less than twenty six minutes is
Speaker 1: just too much on a knife's edge. Like I feel
Speaker 1: like that's for people who like have a power down
Speaker 1: button on their body that they can just hit and
Speaker 1: like immediately go to sleep, or like for the people
Speaker 1: from inception like that, you just like immediately where I
Speaker 1: guess drug users that's what the people an inception essentially
Speaker 1: work the Yeah, I don't I that seems to like
Speaker 1: I do. I know there are people like that who
Speaker 1: are just like nap and naptime go yeah and can
Speaker 1: fall asleep yeah yeah, yeah yeah, But my husband does
Speaker 1: that every day. He comes home from work, takes a
Speaker 1: nap and then goes out and does spots. I'm like, WHOA,
Speaker 1: that is well impressive, that is impressive. Maybe we're just
Speaker 1: like sleep gluttons, you know, where we're like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: like ten okay, NASA like fam and I don't care
Speaker 1: if i wake up in the middle of it and
Speaker 1: I'm groggy and ship and what. I'm not even gonna
Speaker 1: blame us for that. I'm gonna blame NASA because I
Speaker 1: think they're working too hard. Yeah, I'm not saying that
Speaker 1: they need to relax. I think they should keep it up.
Speaker 1: But just like we're not all operating at NASA levels. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we aspired to maybe NASA needs to fucking relax that.
Speaker 1: We're like, I'm really worried about the NASA pilots. This
Speaker 1: is what they're doing to them. I mean talk about
Speaker 1: pilots rights. Yeah. Yeah, Rose, But it's been such a
Speaker 1: pleasure having you on the Daily Zon. It's been so
Speaker 1: great to be here. Thank you guys for having me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's been great. Where can people find you? Follow you
Speaker 1: all that good stuff? Yeah, So check out my special
Speaker 1: Whiskey Fists on Comedy Central's YouTube right now. If you
Speaker 1: go to YouTube and you search rosebud Baker Whiskey Fists,
Speaker 1: it'll be the first to come up. And you can
Speaker 1: watch or listen to my podcast. Find your Beach available
Speaker 1: wherever you get your podcasts. What's the podcast about? It is?
Speaker 1: My husband and I were both comedians, and we started
Speaker 1: this podcast on the first day of quarantine, and by
Speaker 1: the third day of quarantine, we were engaged and we
Speaker 1: got married. So it was all like, it's like a
Speaker 1: couple who fell in love during the pandemic and what
Speaker 1: has happened since, which is a lot. Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 1: yeah incredible. And is there a tweet or some of
Speaker 1: the work of social media you've been enjoying. This is
Speaker 1: just somebody who who watched My special and hated it, okay,
Speaker 1: and they wrote underneath they wrote, this is so boring
Speaker 1: women only talk about sex. And then someone came to
Speaker 1: which is a very gendered thing, but that's so that's
Speaker 1: that's like, okay, well whatever. But then somebody came to
Speaker 1: my defense and goes, um, clearly you didn't watch this
Speaker 1: whole thing. She talks about sex for like three minutes,
Speaker 1: and then they wrote it was boring though, And I
Speaker 1: was like, and I gotta tell you, you'll see when
Speaker 1: you watch My special, people that hate my comedy make
Speaker 1: me laugh harder than like the people that love it.
Speaker 1: It's just like it cracks me up because as a comic.
Speaker 1: You are so addicted to the instant like laughs and
Speaker 1: the instant affirmation of that that when it doesn't go right,
Speaker 1: it's so funny to me because it's the one thing
Speaker 1: in my life that I take seriously, so to see
Speaker 1: to see it, it's just so devastating that I that
Speaker 1: it makes me laugh and um but I yeah, and
Speaker 1: I also it wouldn't make me laugh if I didn't
Speaker 1: know I was funny. So definitely go check it out.
Speaker 1: It is a great special. I hope you'll like it.
Speaker 1: Um and uh yeah, that's it. Miles, Where can people
Speaker 1: find you? And what's tweet you've been enjoying? Find me
Speaker 1: on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Gray and the
Speaker 1: other show. If you like ninety day Fiance, come to
Speaker 1: the other show four twenty Day Fiance with me and
Speaker 1: Sophia Alexandra, where you know, we just get high and
Speaker 1: talk about ninety day and you know, two immigrant kids
Speaker 1: trying to figure it out. And let's see some tweets
Speaker 1: that I like. Okay, so this first one is from
Speaker 1: Isaiah g At Isaiah Isaiah g underscore a p it
Speaker 1: said adult friendships be like I miss you, bro. Let's
Speaker 1: link in November. So god, damn well, these everything is
Speaker 1: about work. We don't play. And then another one is
Speaker 1: from uh it's a rap at Mr Despicable twenty two.
Speaker 1: It says, you wanna you want to know how I
Speaker 1: know the vaccine is safe and works, and quote tweeted
Speaker 1: this from Kyle Griffin said Goldman Sachs will require anyone
Speaker 1: who enters the bank's US offices, including clients, to be
Speaker 1: fully vaccinated starting September seven. Yeah yeah, look at how
Speaker 1: the money, where the how the money people are with it? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: see a tweet I've been enjoying Andrew and tweeted family
Speaker 1: feuds Steve Harvey. No me, it's my guest, though, Steve Harvey,
Speaker 1: you guessed this. For every question me, you have to
Speaker 1: say it's Steve Harvey. Sigh, show me damn titties. I
Speaker 1: can't believe that hasn't been And then there's one of
Speaker 1: the oh god, oh, and then how's any tweeted? Dad
Speaker 1: jokes are okay, but mom jokes are insisting that a
Speaker 1: squirrel she sees a lot as the mayor of the neighborhood,
Speaker 1: and every time you talk, she says, I saw the
Speaker 1: mayor today. You can find me on Twitter at Jack
Speaker 1: Underscore O'Brien. You can find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist.
Speaker 1: Were at the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have a
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Speaker 1: We link off to the information that we talked about
Speaker 1: today's episode, as well as a song that we think
Speaker 1: you might enjoy. Hey, Miles, what song should people go
Speaker 1: listen to? This is the Weekend you know, so something
Speaker 1: with a little bit of you know, dancy feeling, some
Speaker 1: dance music, some house music, some you know, romantic stuff,
Speaker 1: some soul to it. Uh. This is a track called
Speaker 1: The Beast by Godford and I just want to read
Speaker 1: this description from the artist of how they make their music,
Speaker 1: because this is how I sell you on it. Godford
Speaker 1: is described as quote, I'm in the middle of that
Speaker 1: bridge between innocent, romantic and ray I don't want to
Speaker 1: choose between those two feelings. I'm hiding my face because
Speaker 1: she's like they have like a mask on, because I
Speaker 1: think my body isn't reflecting who I really am. When
Speaker 1: I meet people in in real I feel I can
Speaker 1: express easily who I am, but through a screen or
Speaker 1: any media, I'm feeling uncomfortable. Music in general is a
Speaker 1: non binary place where everyone can express their deepest feelings.
Speaker 1: So that I think that tracks this track feels like uh,
Speaker 1: I mean, you may find this death to it or
Speaker 1: you might just say, hey, this one gets my toe
Speaker 1: t happen. So check out The Beast by Godford. All right,
Speaker 1: well go check that out The Daily zey Gus, the
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Speaker 1: do it for us this morning. We are back this
Speaker 1: afternoon to tell you what's trending, and we will talk
Speaker 1: to y'all then bye bye bye