Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season one, Episode three
Speaker 1: of dir day Lysia, a production of I Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into America's share consciousness. It is Wednesday, July one. My
Speaker 1: name is Jack O'Brien aka Here comes the Sun, Do
Speaker 1: Do Do Do? Here comes the Sun? And I said,
Speaker 1: kiss Jack's thighs. Dom dom loom them, dom doom them,
Speaker 1: doum dom them. My son kissed thighs. That one is
Speaker 1: courtesy of Christie. I'm Gucci Man, and I am thrilled
Speaker 1: to be joined by today's special guest co host. He
Speaker 1: is the Marv Albert of competitive gaming without all the
Speaker 1: ass fighting, the producer of many a podcast on this network,
Speaker 1: including Fake Doctor's Real Friends. You know him from his
Speaker 1: appearance on Family Feud with that podcast, and as the
Speaker 1: nicest man in podcast Please welcome d J Daniel. What's
Speaker 1: Everybody's Boy? D J Daniel ak headeo NoHo? Yes, I
Speaker 1: am here and wait what huh I get? Yeah, Chack
Speaker 1: what an intro? Oh my god, I am totally touched
Speaker 1: by that. Yes, I was on that all those things
Speaker 1: you said, but to take to take nicest man in podcasting,
Speaker 1: from Alex Schmidt. I feel like it's just unfair. But
Speaker 1: now Alex has let the success of secretly incredibly fascinating
Speaker 1: go to his head. All right, fair play, Well there
Speaker 1: you go. Okay, can't you know what you're You're the
Speaker 1: nicest man behind the mike and the man on the mike.
Speaker 1: That's I'll take that for sure. I'll take that, thank you,
Speaker 1: And I'm absolutely thrilled to be here again for another
Speaker 1: spectacular episode. Wow, bringing it, taking that Marv Albert ship
Speaker 1: right to right to the people, right to the dome. Well,
Speaker 1: DJ Daniel, Yes, sir, you are in luck because we
Speaker 1: are joined in our therapy seat by a talented musician
Speaker 1: and comedian, but not a musical comedian, not a comedic musician.
Speaker 1: His album is a serious, great work of art. It
Speaker 1: has a seven point four on pitch for oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: you're doing all my work. But he's a seven point
Speaker 1: five in our hearts. Uh. He's the father of the
Speaker 1: meme and the amazing podcast Colebrew got me like, please
Speaker 1: welcome the brilliant, the talented, the enigmatic, the chaotic Chris Craft.
Speaker 1: So glad to be here? Was that so nice? What
Speaker 1: a great inter introduction. I love that. I'm really not amatic.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. I've just got a lot of problems.
Speaker 1: That's which mimics enigmatic. I'm not gonna be the best
Speaker 1: part of my days today was opening up the doc
Speaker 1: for today's show and seeing special guest Chris crofton. I
Speaker 1: literally went, yes, that's so nice, so thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I love being on the show so much, and it's
Speaker 1: really uh, it's the reason I'm from from being on
Speaker 1: this show. Oh, I mean, I thank you guys very much.
Speaker 1: A hot tub with more jets than then the actual
Speaker 1: jets the team has. Yeah, yeah, you're hot home. I
Speaker 1: didn't even write that. I didn't even Yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not really in a hot tub. I'm in my landlord's
Speaker 1: garage and it's very hot. Hell yeah, are you? Are
Speaker 1: you sipping on some cold brew? I'm I'm sweating because
Speaker 1: I'm sipping on some hot drip. This hot drip got
Speaker 1: me like sweating a little bit now, sweating on my
Speaker 1: upper lip. Hot drip makes me tense. Yeah, it's the
Speaker 1: most caffeinated of of coffees with possible exceptional coldbrew. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: that like you're throwing down the gauntlet. Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 1: I'm hot dripped the world stupidest gauntlet that I live in.
Speaker 1: I'm hot drip got me like almost that I that
Speaker 1: I've decided to live inside. Is there a little bit
Speaker 1: about it? Is there a little bit of that hot
Speaker 1: trip making you feel back at home now that you're
Speaker 1: in the home base of the office. Does it feel like?
Speaker 1: Does it feel right again? Yeah? Man, came in early today,
Speaker 1: got the got a big pot of coffee brewing in
Speaker 1: the office kitchen. It was it was nice and then
Speaker 1: uh yeah, are you the only one in there? There
Speaker 1: is a writer's room happening directly above me for a
Speaker 1: Wilfarell podcast which hasn't been announced, but it's a little
Speaker 1: easter egg for you tas listeners, eagle eared listeners. Where's
Speaker 1: my writer's room? Am I right? Imagine if you just
Speaker 1: showed up and had your podcast written for you, all right,
Speaker 1: what that would be? I would take it? And then
Speaker 1: you have like an earpiece in like all those actors
Speaker 1: that can't even memorize their lines, which is their only
Speaker 1: goddamn job. Goddamn, Is there a way I can just
Speaker 1: show up and get this over with and then get
Speaker 1: back to uh sex crimes. Yes there is, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: tiny little earpiece, sex crimes and ors tequila and you
Speaker 1: have no job at all. You have zero job. Just
Speaker 1: repeat mm hmm. Perfect, And then you get an award
Speaker 1: like a year and a half later that for a
Speaker 1: movie you didn't even remember being in. You know, Brando
Speaker 1: had like the Q cards for all of his lines,
Speaker 1: like taped to his scene partners and The Godfather like that.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. That fucking rule yea turn other
Speaker 1: great actors into billboard. I mean that's when you know
Speaker 1: you're in charge. I'm gonna tape shipped to Robert duval
Speaker 1: I guess you've arrived. There was also like a lot
Speaker 1: of mooning each other and like exposing each other, exposing
Speaker 1: oneself to each other behind the scenes of The Godfather.
Speaker 1: It was a real dumb place to create a brilliant
Speaker 1: work of our real mafia so ship you know, Mafiah.
Speaker 1: Yeah that makes sense. Yeah, like it's still a film set.
Speaker 1: I mean that they did a good job with it,
Speaker 1: but offset you know what was up, It was just
Speaker 1: like a lot of oh you know what was I mean,
Speaker 1: that's true. Back then, that was like the whole deal.
Speaker 1: Like if you want to get wacky. Yeah the oh no, yeah,
Speaker 1: like god, yeah, exactly again. Oh no, but all right, Chris,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get to know you a little bit better
Speaker 1: in a moment. First, a couple of things we're talking about.
Speaker 1: We'll check in with vaccination rates and COVID rates in
Speaker 1: uh Tokyo masks having to go back on. We'll talk
Speaker 1: about l A experimenting with this kind of avant garde
Speaker 1: idea of treating unhoused people like people instead of like
Speaker 1: garbage to be removed. Turns out it worked. We'll talk
Speaker 1: about Kanye Is apparently living in that Mercedes Benz Stadium
Speaker 1: where he debuted his album Now Perfect. Uh. I kind
Speaker 1: of love that we might even get to that hospital
Speaker 1: horse because I think the did you guys see the
Speaker 1: picture of the horse that visits people in hospital? Oh yes,
Speaker 1: I have seen that. That was submitted to me as
Speaker 1: a cold brew. Got me like, yeah, it's so interesting,
Speaker 1: Like the horse looks so menacing and confident, and apparently
Speaker 1: it who it chooses who it visits, basically like it'll
Speaker 1: like stop it to the outside of people's room and
Speaker 1: they'll be like, Okay, he's he's going to visit this
Speaker 1: this patient sort of like an angel of death thing,
Speaker 1: So I thought, Jesus, I didn't think of that. You're right,
Speaker 1: I was thinking just about the people who felt bad,
Speaker 1: Like is the horse going to come? You know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like the horse is like a mean girl
Speaker 1: who's like, no, she's out, She's I'm like death bed
Speaker 1: acted by a horse. Never mind, bitch, Christ the in
Speaker 1: dignity plentymore the first Chris, what is something from your
Speaker 1: search history? Well, now, if anybody's heard me on this
Speaker 1: show before, I mostly talk about like abandoned mine exploration,
Speaker 1: mud larking, favorite and any kind of like amateur archaeology
Speaker 1: type stuff is what I like. And I use the
Speaker 1: term archaeology extremely loosely. Finding ship would be a better
Speaker 1: amateur metal detector enthusiasts. Yeah, I was just thinking about,
Speaker 1: like I mean said, I guess I should just talk
Speaker 1: about abandoned minds. I started following this bottle guy. This,
Speaker 1: I mean, not following him. I don't follow anybody. I
Speaker 1: just go look at him, but look at him, Look
Speaker 1: at him. I'm not trying to sound not old today.
Speaker 1: Yeah I'm not so far. What shows don't? Yeah? What
Speaker 1: do I look at on YouTube that's like my grandfather
Speaker 1: used to say that, you know, like, are you gonna
Speaker 1: like he wants to look at television, Like the literal
Speaker 1: does kind of reminds you that you are actually looking
Speaker 1: at a fucking box. But plus, all the rich people
Speaker 1: in my neighborhood, like I go hiking, and they all
Speaker 1: just watch TV in these huge mansions. They just sit
Speaker 1: and watch television. It's unbelievable. They need four square feet.
Speaker 1: They have like eight eight billion square feet, they need
Speaker 1: four in a flat screen TV will just beaut flickering.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you can see right in their houses
Speaker 1: because they're in fucking rich people world, so no one
Speaker 1: ever does anything. So they just leave all their curtains
Speaker 1: open and everything unlot, leave their ship unlock. I got
Speaker 1: their keys and their Porsche Cayenne and uh, and they
Speaker 1: fucking sit in their goddamn gigantic air conditioned fucking mausoleum
Speaker 1: and watch Fox News on a fucking anyway. It's just
Speaker 1: kind of amazing to me just how much room they
Speaker 1: need to watch TV. How much room do you fucking
Speaker 1: need to watch TV? How much fucking room do you? So? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So anyway, I was a need of berber. I got
Speaker 1: ruled into Anita Berber. Anita Bober is this like flapper
Speaker 1: kind of lady from Weimar, Germany who was like drug addict.
Speaker 1: She's like sort of Jim Morrison of like nineteen eighteen
Speaker 1: or something something. Her name is Anita Berber, and Otto
Speaker 1: Dix did a portrait of her where she's like got
Speaker 1: she kind of looks like jess Well, not like Jessica Rabbit.
Speaker 1: I don't even know who Jessica Rabbit is. Um like
Speaker 1: sort of like, uh, she just looks like, oh, I know,
Speaker 1: she looks like she looks like um, she's got those
Speaker 1: painted on lips that make her look like she's like
Speaker 1: there's a like Rolling Stones cover tunes lady that based
Speaker 1: on her. Yeah, she I bet Betty Betty Boop is
Speaker 1: based on to Boerber. But anyway, I need a Bourber.
Speaker 1: I just think it's interesting because the boomers will not
Speaker 1: be quiet about how they, like, you know, got rid
Speaker 1: of the nineteen fifties, to get rid of the nineteen fifties, like, oh,
Speaker 1: ninety fifties were uptight and and then we blew it
Speaker 1: all up, and you know, David Crosby is like the
Speaker 1: world's greatest person or something. And uh and and you know,
Speaker 1: it's just a whole bunch of horseshit, you know, because
Speaker 1: Anita Berber died at age twenty nine of like fucking
Speaker 1: she didn't ship. That was so much cooler than Jim Morrison.
Speaker 1: She fucking snorted chloroform out of like bowls with like
Speaker 1: white rose petals in it. Like she fucking filled goldfish
Speaker 1: bowls with fucking chloroform and just put her head in it.
Speaker 1: And she did cocaine, and she ran around nude. And
Speaker 1: Wimar Germany was like right before Nazi Germany, and it's
Speaker 1: like Nazis used the it's kind of like, you know,
Speaker 1: the sort of insurrectionists or or you know, the Republicans
Speaker 1: being like, you know, America's going down the tubes and
Speaker 1: that we need to like basically be authoritarians to get
Speaker 1: everybody back in shape. It's like the old trick, you know.
Speaker 1: So so yeah, like things are getting too cool, basically Germany.
Speaker 1: And so she sounds sick. So Anita Berber, Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: like fucking cool as hell. And she's got her the
Speaker 1: pictures of her amazing. And I went online to see
Speaker 1: if I could. Then I started looking for artifacts. I'm
Speaker 1: like going to eBay and I'm like actual Anita berber photograph,
Speaker 1: Like I'm gonna get one of those. And then uh
Speaker 1: and then the next day on my third show, story
Speaker 1: is Leslie van Houghton. So I like, like feminist icons
Speaker 1: that are not really you know, good role models, but
Speaker 1: need Anita berber Leslie van Houghton was one of the
Speaker 1: fucking Manson murderers. I was gonna say, when you search
Speaker 1: Leslie van Houten, it just as Leslie van Houten convicted criminal.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So you're doing a little
Speaker 1: bit of like Google excavation Anita berber Man check her out.
Speaker 1: She is like, seriously, this idea that the nineties sixties
Speaker 1: was the first time people want ape ship is such
Speaker 1: a bunch of ship. It's so sick of boomers talking
Speaker 1: about the shackles of the fifties and the fucking throwing
Speaker 1: off of the shackles with and it gives you yeah,
Speaker 1: and it gives going ape a bad name because look
Speaker 1: what they became, you know, the Boomers. Yes, bad, Yes,
Speaker 1: people would never stop talking about their child more than
Speaker 1: any other generation. I think that's their main claim to
Speaker 1: claim to fame. People who have never talked. No one
Speaker 1: has ever talked as much about their twenties, at least
Speaker 1: the twenties just like fucking drove it into the ground.
Speaker 1: And then you know, great Depression and then World War
Speaker 1: two and just really you know, went out went up big.
Speaker 1: Yeah they uh yeah they well, you know I think
Speaker 1: that I just think that there was always a time,
Speaker 1: you know, there's always like there's probably a cave. You know,
Speaker 1: there was a cave cave woman that was like snorting
Speaker 1: river dirt or whatever high back then. You know, that's
Speaker 1: it's good. What what's something you think is over it? Billionaires?
Speaker 1: Come on, man, I'm sorry, I know you guys have
Speaker 1: been talking about that. I won't talk about it. I
Speaker 1: won't talk about billionaires. I just wanted to say one thing,
Speaker 1: one thing about him because I know you guys. I'm
Speaker 1: sure on this podcast you guys have just been talking
Speaker 1: about billionaires. Do you want to fucking barn never? Never,
Speaker 1: never have we wish them the best. Were kind of
Speaker 1: like the Washington Post here and that we think what
Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos is doing is really cool. Actually it's actually
Speaker 1: good for super fucking tight. It's coolness. It's coolness research, Yes, exactly.
Speaker 1: See how cool it is, and he said it was cool.
Speaker 1: Can a fifty five year old man pull off a
Speaker 1: cowboy hat? Is one of the things that he was
Speaker 1: researching any cooler? So anyway, I was just I just
Speaker 1: have been talking a lot about that on UM. We've
Speaker 1: been talking a lot about that on Colebrew. Got me
Speaker 1: like my podcast just because see what I did there,
Speaker 1: well done, because because like I just think that the
Speaker 1: most outrageous thing is that they keep trying to throw
Speaker 1: in this like that they are doing research of some sort,
Speaker 1: Like they didn't bring any stuff. You can see right
Speaker 1: in the space capsule. There's like nothing in there at all.
Speaker 1: Nothing to quote myself, They've just made space the v
Speaker 1: I P room of a club. Yeah, that's all it is.
Speaker 1: It's like, I guess where I'm dancing, asshole guessing. I
Speaker 1: bet you're not dancing weightless at one Oak or whatever
Speaker 1: they fucking party at now. I don't know the lux Or.
Speaker 1: I like using antique things like you know, I bet
Speaker 1: you're not I bet you're not witless at the hottest
Speaker 1: nightclub in the world of the luxe Or in Vegas.
Speaker 1: Nailed it on the top of the luxe Or pyramid anyway.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I just think that the fact that the
Speaker 1: most outrageous thing to me, even more outrageous than the
Speaker 1: cowboy hat, even more outrageous than those fucking five dollars
Speaker 1: space suits that they were wearing. And you know, they
Speaker 1: are pure theater. There's no reason they're just going in
Speaker 1: a high plane. They're not even going to real space.
Speaker 1: They don't need to wear space suit. They can wear
Speaker 1: their street clothes. They might as well. And just someone
Speaker 1: pointed out that, you know, the Jeff Bezos saying, we're
Speaker 1: excited to see what we find out, Like that's they've
Speaker 1: never they we've had a space shuttle before. We've had
Speaker 1: a space shuttle that took up equipment and stuff. You
Speaker 1: don't even bring any equipment. They're brought a ball they
Speaker 1: could throw around, Yes, confirms I just want to highlight
Speaker 1: the fact that their spaceships are empty. You can see them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we want to find out. And people pointed out also
Speaker 1: that high balloons have gone to that part of the atmosphere.
Speaker 1: There's nothing. What we're gonna find out. We're gonna find
Speaker 1: out that you're a dick. Yeah, that's all. You and
Speaker 1: your friends are a bunch of dicks and Richard Branson
Speaker 1: uses shell companies to avoid fucking taxes. That's what we're
Speaker 1: gonna find out. Yeah, truth bumb yeah, yes, yes, oh yes,
Speaker 1: from concentrate that's boring. I know Billionaires is boring, but
Speaker 1: I mean it worked in a certain respect because like
Speaker 1: when you look at I think there was there was
Speaker 1: a statistic that one morning of Jeff Bezos going to
Speaker 1: space got as much coverage as climate change got for
Speaker 1: the entire year, like one more traveling. So I mean
Speaker 1: it's just like the mainstream media, but it bought it
Speaker 1: hook line and sinker. Well, they need something, they need
Speaker 1: something every two minutes. This model, this model of getting
Speaker 1: people a click on stuff, there's no way to go
Speaker 1: twenty four hours of needing new clicks. This just leads
Speaker 1: to yes, stories about what's coming up on the show,
Speaker 1: like a horse visiting people in the hospital. And also
Speaker 1: you know it's like they need that stuff. They probably
Speaker 1: that's probably not even a horse. It's probably like news
Speaker 1: producers and I goddamn suit a horse suit, just like
Speaker 1: we need a story. It's been five minutes and something
Speaker 1: horrible happened. Are you sure? Are you sure? No one's electrocuted?
Speaker 1: Themselves in Bulgaria because people don't care. It's just one.
Speaker 1: But then just say people in Bulgaria are getting electrocuted,
Speaker 1: make it bigger. Ago what is what's something you think
Speaker 1: is under edge? My podcast called Grew got Me like one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just me and my brother Greg, and much like
Speaker 1: my other podcast with my brother Greg, which was one
Speaker 1: called the Criss Croftons Show, and the other one is
Speaker 1: called What's called Best of Bread, which is that it
Speaker 1: was the Best of Bread was an actual radio show
Speaker 1: we had. We had on the radio station in Nashville,
Speaker 1: the Vanderbilt the Vederbilt College radio station before they sold
Speaker 1: its NPR. But you know, we just end up talking
Speaker 1: a lot about stuff. Then we then we watched some
Speaker 1: videos like this week we watched I was hoping Jimmy
Speaker 1: loft Is to be on, just not Danny. Danny. I
Speaker 1: did it again. I mean, I'm calling it to Danny.
Speaker 1: I'm like my dad, my dadda. No, it's awful. It's awful.
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you why. It's because I misread Daniel
Speaker 1: one time, for I thought it said Danny, and then
Speaker 1: I called you Danny. Anyway, it's absurd, your real name
Speaker 1: million times DJ is your DJ name is Daniel, Yes,
Speaker 1: and you're you, but you prefer to be called Dan, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Dan Dan? Yes anyway, yeah Daniels more like the brand.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, yeah Dan, that's cool. But yeah I know you, Yes,
Speaker 1: I know you, and I call you your proper name. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't want you to call me like k dog
Speaker 1: or something, crossing that off, right, Yeah, because Jack did
Speaker 1: that that. Jack does that a lot. So almost gonna
Speaker 1: say you're talking about what Colebrew got me like got
Speaker 1: you will get listeners like, oh is that what I
Speaker 1: was talking? Know what I was talking about? Me and
Speaker 1: Greg talking about Best of Bread, the college radio show
Speaker 1: Best of Bread. Well, well you said up talking, I
Speaker 1: forget what I was saying, but Best of Bread. Uh.
Speaker 1: I hope it's not a brain wipe. You guys have
Speaker 1: listened to the show. You actually I don't think. I
Speaker 1: think we cut the brain wipe off. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think we actually may have kept did we leave
Speaker 1: it like my brain will completely when you needed to
Speaker 1: grab an egg we needed to grab an eggs, we
Speaker 1: could reset. I get very excited when I'm on this show,
Speaker 1: and then I don't eat. That's a problem. So anyway,
Speaker 1: Cobrau got me like is underrated because because it rules,
Speaker 1: and because we we talked about videos, we showed funny
Speaker 1: videos and then uh oh, that's what I'm saying. Oh.
Speaker 1: I was hoping Jamie Loftus would be on maybe because
Speaker 1: I know she hosted last week, and I just was
Speaker 1: wondering because I made fun of Massachusetts and I wanted
Speaker 1: to get into it, like, you know, just do you
Speaker 1: guys have any position on Massachusetts that's good? Okay, right,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna do. You think it's wicked awesome and stuff.
Speaker 1: You know why I'm Massachusetts. It was so cool. There's
Speaker 1: a reason why Wicked never made it out of Massachusetts.
Speaker 1: As far as slang, yeah, you know, there's a reason
Speaker 1: almost all slang takes off now. People get slang taken
Speaker 1: off that sucks and sucking. Wicked still didn't take off
Speaker 1: because it sucks. Yeah, Chookie takes off and Wicked doesn't
Speaker 1: take off. You know, you've got something wrong with your culture.
Speaker 1: So Choogie's a piece of ship. I mean, that's insane.
Speaker 1: Who invented that? I think I think it's intentionally dumb.
Speaker 1: I think marketed it is. It from Bustle Media group media.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a bustle media group move. Someone
Speaker 1: just developed that on like a white board on a day.
Speaker 1: The same day they were trying to figure out whether
Speaker 1: they should put on a horse costume and knock on
Speaker 1: dying people's doors. So there's just one horse comes into
Speaker 1: your hospital room while you're dying and says your um
Speaker 1: and it was their greatest honor. Yeah, and they're like,
Speaker 1: who was that? Don't worry about it's for the news.
Speaker 1: So I we had this flute guy, like, I just
Speaker 1: go around that an I go around the internet. I'm sucking.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking crazy. Yeah, I'm making no sense. We
Speaker 1: had this flute guy. Is this related to mess use
Speaker 1: that there were on the Yes, it was like this
Speaker 1: guy in a vest from the nineties that was taught.
Speaker 1: He was playing the flute and he liked was wearing
Speaker 1: a vest and it was like nine. It was a
Speaker 1: nineties video. This woman interviewing a flute maker, a guy
Speaker 1: who sells flutes and booths at craft fairs in Massachusetts,
Speaker 1: and he was wearing a vest and he looked really tired.
Speaker 1: You lookally a Massachusetts guy look like a tired Anyway,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter there's plenty of people in Massachusetts who
Speaker 1: are gonna kick my ass. So yeah, they're gonna kill
Speaker 1: They're they're very peaceful and conflict avoiding. I don't think,
Speaker 1: so that's not what I'm seeing. They say, we get
Speaker 1: a bunch and then they kick your ass. When I
Speaker 1: lived there, I was once like watching a sporting event
Speaker 1: on a TV at a bar and like somebody was
Speaker 1: standing over by the bar and like he just like
Speaker 1: walked over and like offered to fight me. He was like,
Speaker 1: I can't. I noticed you were looking at me, bro,
Speaker 1: like do you want to go outside and fight? And
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I wasn't. I was
Speaker 1: watching in the game he was. He was like kind
Speaker 1: of confused, but also like just took my refusal like
Speaker 1: he was like okay, all right, oh yeah. Yeah. It's
Speaker 1: a kind of it's a kind of scene where it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: if we're not gonna get lay, listen to bars closing
Speaker 1: in five minutes, let's just fight everybody, right yeah uh
Speaker 1: so Yeah. It's like in that documentary Good Oil of
Speaker 1: Hunting that's directed by Werner Herzog, How about Them apples
Speaker 1: a whole career out of that. Chris it's not your fault.
Speaker 1: So so anyway, I'm from Connecticut, so I have some
Speaker 1: idea of what I'm talking about. But anyway, the thing
Speaker 1: about Massachusetts was I realized that in the South, where
Speaker 1: I moved Nashville. I lived in Nashville for thirteen years,
Speaker 1: there was a rockabillity problem there. You know, like people
Speaker 1: who live in the fifties, you know, you know in quotes,
Speaker 1: you know, but they don't really they kind of half
Speaker 1: live in the fifties, like we got almost all fifties stuff,
Speaker 1: but then they drive like a regular car. Well just
Speaker 1: there's like, yeah, a bit of a just a I mean,
Speaker 1: there's just a lot of rocketbilly people downtown, and I'm
Speaker 1: just I used to do a lot of stand up
Speaker 1: about rocketbilly people and it wasn't very nice, and I
Speaker 1: just always making fun of rocketbilly people and people used
Speaker 1: to like it. And then I said, you know what,
Speaker 1: you gotta leave these people alone. Everybody's got to deal
Speaker 1: with their their problems from different ways. Some people dressed
Speaker 1: up like they're from the nineteen fifties. It is not
Speaker 1: my it's not my business. But I do like the
Speaker 1: idea of like that they think they have time travel
Speaker 1: that you know, they're like driving now the street. You know,
Speaker 1: I any, I'm not gonna get into that this guy.
Speaker 1: I realized that where the South people think they're like
Speaker 1: in like Elvis's band or something from like the early band,
Speaker 1: not the late band, but like the band in the beginning,
Speaker 1: you know, like they're like, oh, I was in Elvis's
Speaker 1: you know, the band where they had the pompadoors and
Speaker 1: went liked Duda duodo whatever. And then and then I
Speaker 1: realized the entire region around Massachusetts is doing like they
Speaker 1: think that's like revolutionary war rockabilly, like they think they
Speaker 1: they think because he was, I realized that that whole
Speaker 1: wooden thing, you know, they're obsessed with wood up there,
Speaker 1: like would oh look his house is beautiful. It's made
Speaker 1: of wood and like beautiful wooden flute. They're obsessed with
Speaker 1: wood in the Northeast. And it's really is his revolutionary
Speaker 1: war rockabilly, That's what it is. It's like I am
Speaker 1: Paul Revere, yeah, except you're not. I mean, I wish
Speaker 1: I could disagree with you. I lived in Lexing in Massachusetts,
Speaker 1: and they literally have a holiday where everybody dresses up
Speaker 1: like they're in the Revolutionary War and re enacts the
Speaker 1: first shot and like the guy getting killed by the
Speaker 1: British soldiers and all that ship. Yeah, it's like this
Speaker 1: flute guy. This guy was like he basically carved a
Speaker 1: Native American flute and put on a vest. He didn't
Speaker 1: even know what he was doing. He was like half
Speaker 1: Ball Revere, half Sackage, Like he thinks he's a fucking
Speaker 1: hybrid of all early America just because he lives in
Speaker 1: fucking Boston. Anyway, that's mine. So anyway, direct all hate
Speaker 1: mail the best of Bread at gmail dot com. Please
Speaker 1: you could. Uh, I will not see you anymore. You
Speaker 1: guys Rockabilly I duke. But that's what we watched. We
Speaker 1: watched the last last episode of Coldbrew got me like
Speaker 1: we watched, we watched this flute guy. Is the hockey
Speaker 1: hair that they wear in Massachusetts? Is that just like
Speaker 1: the Revolutionary like pony and tail, but they let it down?
Speaker 1: Is that? Is that? I think? So? Yes, I think
Speaker 1: that that. Yes, I'm getting on board with this theory.
Speaker 1: I definitely think that they like talking about the They
Speaker 1: love talking about the Lexington Bridge or whatever. I don't
Speaker 1: even that's not even a thing. But you know, like
Speaker 1: there's a wooden bridge where they don't even know what
Speaker 1: it is, you know, like that's where Paul Revere told
Speaker 1: everybody to go to hell, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like that's what Paul Revere said, give me liberty or
Speaker 1: give me death. And my grandfather, Phineas was black, black black.
Speaker 1: So anyway, Colbreu got me like he's on today. That's
Speaker 1: why I came on the right day. I came on
Speaker 1: on the right day. So it's on tonight on Twitch
Speaker 1: at six thirty Pacific, So that's seven thirty Mountain, eight
Speaker 1: thirty Central, and nine Eastern tonight Twitch. It's Wednesday night
Speaker 1: on I did it the right way because the last time, remember,
Speaker 1: I appeared on the wrong day. So tonight, you guys
Speaker 1: listening to the show today, you can go on Twitch
Speaker 1: tonight at sixty Pacific and watch this great show I
Speaker 1: was just talking about. That's all about revolutionary war rock
Speaker 1: ability and flute. Flute guys. Who's sitting booths? You know?
Speaker 1: And the woman who was interviewing him said, what's it like,
Speaker 1: and he said, I just sit in my booths. Sometimes
Speaker 1: people come by and just say that sounds very good
Speaker 1: what you're playing it's sad, so sad. That was his
Speaker 1: description of like that was this badass story. Sometimes people
Speaker 1: come over and tell me it sounds nice, okay, Psycho, Well,
Speaker 1: at least I got fans. It's it's a great little
Speaker 1: video and it's got like nineties Ponts on it, and
Speaker 1: it's just it's just perfect. But it's it's a come
Speaker 1: to keep it, keep making it sound better. I don't
Speaker 1: want to blow you everybody's minds on the podcast. I'll
Speaker 1: just leave it there. Tune in, just tune in there,
Speaker 1: you go see see for yourselves. All right, let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break and we'll be right back. And we're back,
Speaker 1: and we'll be covering what I actually happened at the Olympics,
Speaker 1: like day to day ship and the trending episodes of
Speaker 1: the show, but in terms of like overall story, kind
Speaker 1: of the main story. Tokyo recorded a record number of
Speaker 1: new cases of COVID on Tuesday, days after the start
Speaker 1: of the games, and their solution appears to be just
Speaker 1: make everyone who lives there live like they're in a
Speaker 1: zombie apocalypse. The Prime Minister was just like avoid all
Speaker 1: not as central outings, but he also in the same
Speaker 1: Breath said no need to consider a suspension of the games.
Speaker 1: So and in a related story, the c d C
Speaker 1: is reversing earlier advice that we don't need to wear
Speaker 1: masks indoors if we've been vaccinated, and basically telling people
Speaker 1: you have to, especially if you're in a hot spot
Speaker 1: like l A. St. Louis, etcetera. I'm all for anything
Speaker 1: that makes everyone more annoyed at the people who aren't
Speaker 1: getting vaccinated, and I feel like this will do that,
Speaker 1: like just almost certainly fucking fed up. Yes, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean that has to be The message about this whole
Speaker 1: thing is that, like the only reason it's still this
Speaker 1: bad is because people have decided to not get the vaccine.
Speaker 1: And before when it was easier to like, it was
Speaker 1: harder to blame those people because there wasn't the vaccine
Speaker 1: at this point. This, so the the it's very clear,
Speaker 1: it's extremely clear we get more baring we have it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we have it. Other people in the world want it,
Speaker 1: and we have it and rejected What a fucking supremely
Speaker 1: American move, So gross American exceptionalism exactly. I mean, it
Speaker 1: really is. It's like I was raised in it. I
Speaker 1: was raised in it. I'm fifty two. I grew up
Speaker 1: with this whole narrative that basically all you have to
Speaker 1: do is strut around. That's the American you know, you
Speaker 1: don't have to nothing will touch you. You're an American.
Speaker 1: Nothing happens. You read about bad news and it's just
Speaker 1: somewhere far away. Yeah, yeah, totally. But California is making
Speaker 1: government workers either get the vaccine or provide weekly like
Speaker 1: clean tests. I guess. So it's like the option between
Speaker 1: one trip to the doctor, like weekly trips to the doctors.
Speaker 1: So I just feel like this is what we need
Speaker 1: to do. I I've been kind of harping on this,
Speaker 1: but the idea of like making it making getting the
Speaker 1: vaccine the easy choice like needs to be more and
Speaker 1: more the answer that people go with. I mean, we
Speaker 1: were giving people money not long ago. There was like lotteries,
Speaker 1: literal lot like saying, hey, get the vaccine, you might
Speaker 1: get fifty grand to get after it. It's like crazy,
Speaker 1: that wasn't enough. No, I got in my car of
Speaker 1: the day I was allowed to go get a vaccine
Speaker 1: and got got my arm shot. Get me where's my
Speaker 1: fifty gosh darn ittt? Yeah, and that phrase where's my
Speaker 1: Where's my fifty? Imagine happy to be rich cash on Twitter,
Speaker 1: TV slash where's my fifty? If I got fifty, I'd
Speaker 1: be I'd open that vape shop I've always wanted, and
Speaker 1: there we are making the world a better place while
Speaker 1: also getting vaccinated. Do you want to know what it's
Speaker 1: called vape canaveral? Oh? Yeah, is it space? Or yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I might have to revise it because the whole Bezos thing.
Speaker 1: But that's pretty good, though, is cape canaveral? You also, like,
Speaker 1: are picturing like the the trail of like smoke leaving
Speaker 1: as the rocket leaves and then you so you can
Speaker 1: do things with that from a design perspective about vaped crusaders.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good too. That's pretty good. That's pretty I'm
Speaker 1: gonna because you're gonna get the cook can do coms,
Speaker 1: but you can also get like the right wing people
Speaker 1: who really want to bring back the crusade. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: get everybody, everybody. Can you imagine opening up a comic
Speaker 1: book store and not knowing anything about comics? How fuck
Speaker 1: you would be so fast? Like if I just casually
Speaker 1: threw a bunch of X Men comics in a bin,
Speaker 1: you know, like next to the cash register, and also
Speaker 1: was a vape store, like the kind of arguments you
Speaker 1: would get in. I'd be like, oh, yeah, that's the Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's the issue where the Avengers like show
Speaker 1: up in The X Men or something would be like,
Speaker 1: what what the funk are you talking about? There has
Speaker 1: to be an episode of like The Apprentice or something
Speaker 1: like that where the task was to like go run
Speaker 1: a comic book store for to day. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Fan needs to needs to let us know, because that's
Speaker 1: that's that's the X ment where Archie shows up right
Speaker 1: to run a comic book just about violence that we
Speaker 1: would encounter of trying to fake it with comic book people.
Speaker 1: You can fake it with indie rock people, you can
Speaker 1: get away with it. But comic book people they'll do
Speaker 1: an investigation. They'll out because you can be like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't questioning, Oh I can't pick what. I can't
Speaker 1: even pick which Gang of Four record I like the best,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And then the indie person.
Speaker 1: But then the comic book people will be like, what
Speaker 1: do you mean you can't pick one? Pick one now?
Speaker 1: The choice is clear, pick one now. So we want
Speaker 1: to do an update on Nittia Rahman, former guests on
Speaker 1: Daily Zeitgeist, who got elected to be part of the
Speaker 1: City Council c D four And you know, one of
Speaker 1: the main things she ran on was addressing the unhoused
Speaker 1: situation in Los Angeles and we are seeing some results.
Speaker 1: She just kind of reported on an approach they took
Speaker 1: where they and this is gonna sound weird, they treated
Speaker 1: in housed people like people. So so the solution prior
Speaker 1: to this had literally been two make people leave the
Speaker 1: given area where they were. So like, if there was
Speaker 1: an encampment, they would like raid the encampment and just
Speaker 1: like force them to go somewhere else. And then you know,
Speaker 1: a month later, when people who were there complained enough,
Speaker 1: they would just go and make them force them to
Speaker 1: move somewhere else. And so the strategy here was just
Speaker 1: like patients and treating people like people. And yeah, so
Speaker 1: they like would they went, they made contact with them,
Speaker 1: they like talked to them, found out like what it
Speaker 1: would take to get them into shelters. A lot of
Speaker 1: the people had accumulated a lot of things. That was
Speaker 1: actually an interesting finding that she also talked about was
Speaker 1: people in l a we're talking about how like during
Speaker 1: the pandemic, the homelessness seemed to like explode, and she
Speaker 1: was saying, we like when you actually did the research,
Speaker 1: the numbers went down, the numbers of people, but like
Speaker 1: it seemed like there were more people because people were
Speaker 1: able to like basically camp in place and like build
Speaker 1: out larger encampments. So anyways, they like help these people
Speaker 1: get their stuff into storage, you know, asked what they
Speaker 1: were interested in, and then worked with them to pursue that,
Speaker 1: rather than just being like going and being like get
Speaker 1: out of here. What you know, you can't be here.
Speaker 1: You don't have to go home, but you can't stay
Speaker 1: here type ship like they were. They weren't just basically
Speaker 1: chase them around. Yeah, yeah, exactly, that's all. Keep them
Speaker 1: on the run everywhere, Like the one neighborhood goes crazy
Speaker 1: and then and says get them out of here, and
Speaker 1: then they get them out of there and they go
Speaker 1: to another day. But it's just it's terrible. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think this is this is the This is the
Speaker 1: first step in showing that the solutions are very clearly
Speaker 1: out there. It takes a little bit of extra work,
Speaker 1: but it is a solution that we you know, need
Speaker 1: to pursue more ferociously, and you know, Nitya very clearly
Speaker 1: points out that, like this is one encampment, this is
Speaker 1: just my district. This is you know, this is a
Speaker 1: big effort that will need to be taken by the
Speaker 1: city and by you know, volunteers, people of the city
Speaker 1: and everybody to help out. But it is for the
Speaker 1: betterment of everyone, and it just takes a little bit
Speaker 1: more effort than what we're doing right now, which is
Speaker 1: basically just like you said, shooting people from one place
Speaker 1: to another, which is terrible. Yeah, I mean, it's it
Speaker 1: reminds me of when we talked about when we're talking
Speaker 1: about policing and like alternate solutions to policing as as
Speaker 1: it's currently constituted, where the police are like a military
Speaker 1: force that invades like neighborhoods and treats the citizens of
Speaker 1: their own town like enemy combatants. We were talking about
Speaker 1: communities that had created this layer of humanity between like
Speaker 1: so when you called nine one one, they would dispatch
Speaker 1: people like actual people, not not armed police officers, but
Speaker 1: like a community member, a trained social worker, a health
Speaker 1: care expert, somebody who was going to be patient and
Speaker 1: like listen to you. You know that this was in
Speaker 1: the cases where it wasn't like a imminent threat to somebody,
Speaker 1: and it was hugely successful. They've been doing it in Eugene,
Speaker 1: Oregon for decades now and people are starting to pursue
Speaker 1: that elsewhere and this just seems again like you're adding
Speaker 1: a layer of empathy and thinking of the person as
Speaker 1: a human being, like rather than an obstacle to be removed.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's it's pretty cool and I think a
Speaker 1: good direction to be moving. Natya and in her Twitter
Speaker 1: thread put an email out there that you can hit
Speaker 1: up if you want to get involved in the l
Speaker 1: A area, and we'll put that in the footnotes. I
Speaker 1: was when I hike. I watched those people with the big,
Speaker 1: big houses watching TV, and like a little corner of it,
Speaker 1: h and you know, the air conditionings going in every
Speaker 1: part of that motherfucker fucking rich people don't want to
Speaker 1: leave anywhere that they might go in anytime in the
Speaker 1: next six months not air conditioned. But I just noticed
Speaker 1: all the wasteed. Fuck there's a house up there that
Speaker 1: there's a house up there right near that trailhead that's
Speaker 1: just like it's got like a Mercedes in the driveway
Speaker 1: with like a cover on it, and it's just vacant.
Speaker 1: It's I mean, it's they they have like gardeners come
Speaker 1: and take care of it, but no one's ever there.
Speaker 1: It's just a house just sitting there, you know. And
Speaker 1: I bet it's air conditioned too inside. Um anyways, those houses,
Speaker 1: you know, there's just places. It's just you know the
Speaker 1: idea of just being in a like a really nice
Speaker 1: neighborhood and just being mad at people for I mean,
Speaker 1: the idea that homelessness is is something you just it's
Speaker 1: definitely treated by even like smart people just get very
Speaker 1: crazy around that subject and are just like I want
Speaker 1: them gone, you know what I mean, I don't care
Speaker 1: where they go. You don't even like and it's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's it's a it's a it's a major.
Speaker 1: People get like, you know, this is my home. I
Speaker 1: pay for this, so I don't want this here, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. It's like, but you also are
Speaker 1: holding resources. You know, you've got like you've got you
Speaker 1: took too much space. You've got fourteen outbuild things that
Speaker 1: are you got one outbuilding with a with a fucking
Speaker 1: foodsball table, and it's refrigerated down to forty degrees in
Speaker 1: case your stupid nephew goes in there. You know, less nephews,
Speaker 1: more fucking humanity, And it's less nephews, more humanity. I
Speaker 1: think that's exactly right for congratulations too. I don't know
Speaker 1: who want you want to see on something? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's so awesome. That's great. She's the councilperson for a
Speaker 1: council District four here in Los Angeles. That just happened.
Speaker 1: That happened. Yeah, so she's been on the show what
Speaker 1: as a councilperson. She came on when she was running running. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cool. She got the ked eazy bumpus. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying we're totally responsible for saving the world, but you know,
Speaker 1: we certainly hope. Most people I talked to say, you
Speaker 1: are there, you go. I don't really talk to anybody.
Speaker 1: I think there's a I talk a lot on here
Speaker 1: about like sort of the psychology of, you know, the
Speaker 1: cognitive dissonance involved in being a white person in America
Speaker 1: and like just the the things that stress white people out,
Speaker 1: like the white supremacy and like knowing that there's a
Speaker 1: lie there and like that that being part of the
Speaker 1: reason that there's so much anger around it and so
Speaker 1: much just like rage that you see coming out of
Speaker 1: white people is like they there's the knowledge that there's
Speaker 1: a lie there that you're having to protect and like
Speaker 1: distance yourself from them, like you don't want to admit that.
Speaker 1: So there's like extra extra fear there. I think. I
Speaker 1: think the same thing is true with the homelessness thing.
Speaker 1: When you look at I think you're right, the response
Speaker 1: is so illogical and just so move thing from out
Speaker 1: of my face, sometimes from others, sometimes otherwise otherwise reasonable people. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I think it's because it is is the consequence
Speaker 1: of their resource hoarding. It's like the one like unavoidable consequence,
Speaker 1: and like everything else, they feel like they can buy
Speaker 1: their way out of and so they're just like there's
Speaker 1: like a desperation there, and yet we could buy our
Speaker 1: way out of this as well, but it would just
Speaker 1: mean putting your resources towards something that isn't a bigger
Speaker 1: TV in your place, yeah, or conditioning. I mean, I
Speaker 1: can't help, but I hate to be like this person
Speaker 1: who just hates everybody who has stuff for something, you know,
Speaker 1: because that's the way it's characterized, Oh, you're just a
Speaker 1: HATERO hates people who have Porsches or whatever. But it's like,
Speaker 1: I can't help but look at a Porsche Cayenne and
Speaker 1: think you could get a decent car that and and
Speaker 1: take that extra money and and give it to a
Speaker 1: homeless shelter. I mean, I just can't help but think that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I I understand that people need cars, you know,
Speaker 1: especially in Los Angeles, you know, but you know, or
Speaker 1: you know, they need cars for now. Hopefully big picture
Speaker 1: we'll get rid of cars. But you know, that's anyway,
Speaker 1: while we have, while we have to have cars. I
Speaker 1: have a car, let's put it that way. I have
Speaker 1: a car. It's a Honda Fit and I've paid it
Speaker 1: off for six years and it's been awesome to have.
Speaker 1: It's a new car, and I love it. And um,
Speaker 1: but you know, I think if you buy a car
Speaker 1: that costs seven times as much as that my car, like,
Speaker 1: I think you should take those extra six times as much,
Speaker 1: you know, and and give it away. And so I
Speaker 1: when I see a person with the Porsche Cayenne, I
Speaker 1: think badly of them. I mean, I hate to say that,
Speaker 1: but I honestly think it's a logical position to take.
Speaker 1: I think it's a because I think you can look
Speaker 1: at the world and see, you know, you don't need
Speaker 1: a Porsche Cayenne, and you know whatever. I I don't
Speaker 1: don't know why I'm so mad at Porsche Cayenne, but
Speaker 1: I just am there everywhere. They're fucking everywhere. A lot
Speaker 1: of people have those fucking things. How much are they
Speaker 1: and they're just basically like SUVs. They haven't have an
Speaker 1: suv that says Porsche on it. I mean, it doesn't
Speaker 1: make any sense. I feel like the Porsche Cayenne more
Speaker 1: than I have no knowledge of like what it's like
Speaker 1: to driver, like what they're like. But that one really
Speaker 1: seems to me like you're paying for the fact that
Speaker 1: there's like a Porsche thing. It's like, what do you
Speaker 1: stick taking a rap four or something, just like peeling
Speaker 1: off the Toyota and putting a poor sticker on you're
Speaker 1: just so you can not get laughed out at the
Speaker 1: country club or whatever. You're paying dollars for the logo
Speaker 1: on the fucking hood. And I would not be as
Speaker 1: mad if it was called Porsche pap Rika. I really wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I don't know why that was your because that's cute.
Speaker 1: It's just bullshite. What's cayenne about it? Yeah? Nothing, All right,
Speaker 1: let's take another quick break. We'll be right back, and
Speaker 1: we're back. And Dan had had a quick addition to
Speaker 1: yesterday's story about the five kids under the age of
Speaker 1: ten who talked about it yesterday because that edibles. But
Speaker 1: I do love this detail that you added just about
Speaker 1: So we were talking Chris about how, uh, the idea
Speaker 1: of like ten or five kids under the age of
Speaker 1: ten all being like way too high was just I
Speaker 1: I couldn't really picture what that would be because children
Speaker 1: are already like naturally the most high creatures that I've
Speaker 1: ever like. I was talking about how my kids are
Speaker 1: always saying ship like, how do my bones move me?
Speaker 1: And so Dan has a good exact the Dan had
Speaker 1: a good one, uh from when he was a kid.
Speaker 1: How much does a golf course? Way? Wow? That was
Speaker 1: a fresh question to my father when I was a
Speaker 1: wee lad and we're driving to school and I said, Dad,
Speaker 1: how much is a golf course? Way? I don't know, Dan,
Speaker 1: I'm surprised you're not a scientist. Why aren't you a scientist?
Speaker 1: Because I asked, didn't go away golf courses. Who knows,
Speaker 1: you know, the social weight of golf courses is too much,
Speaker 1: is more than we can bear. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1: That's truth. Thomp, the that was? That was? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think talk about stone that needs to be like a
Speaker 1: project in l a And for the next forty years
Speaker 1: is get rid of these fucking private golf courses that
Speaker 1: are taking up, Like what is the best park land
Speaker 1: in Jesus Angels. I didn't even think about that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and hell and we paid for it with fucking taxes.
Speaker 1: Talk about like I pay my taxes so that I
Speaker 1: don't have to I pay my taxes so that fucking
Speaker 1: rich guys can go to a little club that I'm
Speaker 1: not allowed into. And they got to make a smaller sport.
Speaker 1: That's a rich person sports. Five asshole, make a smaller
Speaker 1: sport like we need five square miles. Well then you
Speaker 1: can't do it anymore? How about that? And you have
Speaker 1: to live with it? What then you'll have to live
Speaker 1: with it at least like hunters go out to a
Speaker 1: place that nobody's like trying to Like, what if they
Speaker 1: had a hunting preserve in the middle of the fucking
Speaker 1: city where there's still assholes though, because I got like
Speaker 1: I watched these metal detector guys. You don't go out
Speaker 1: in the woods and they have to wear a ton
Speaker 1: of orange and ships so they don't get blown away
Speaker 1: from Dick for sure. Yeah, don't shoot me. I'm not
Speaker 1: a deer. Yeah, I'll shoot wherever I want, an asshole.
Speaker 1: But this is like I'm reading. Whenever i'm reading a book,
Speaker 1: I have to mention at least ten times on dailies
Speaker 1: that guys. But I'm reading Out of the Tower Broker,
Speaker 1: which is about Robert Moses, and like I'm at the
Speaker 1: part where he's still pretty cool and uh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like it's like in the two hundreds, you really
Speaker 1: are in there. Yeah, but it well, it's in a
Speaker 1: thousand page books. I'm never gonna make it the way through.
Speaker 1: But he is currently like kicking the Vanderbilts off of
Speaker 1: like a bunch of land that they've been hoarding on
Speaker 1: Long Island to to build public parks. They're like, it's
Speaker 1: why we have like Fire Island is because somebody like
Speaker 1: fought that fight at a certain point and kicked the
Speaker 1: extremely wealthy off of it. So right, and now if
Speaker 1: someone tried to do that they'd be like, this is unprecedented. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Nobody's ever been mean to a rich person before. Yeah.
Speaker 1: All right, well let's talk about Kanye West real quick.
Speaker 1: This is just like my favorite Kanye story that I've
Speaker 1: heard in probably six years. It's so he he had
Speaker 1: that thing where he debuted like his rough draft of
Speaker 1: his album that he's been working on, Donda Uh, to
Speaker 1: a sold out crowd at the Mercedes Benz Stadium, just
Speaker 1: walked around on a giant white like thing that apparently
Speaker 1: costs five thousand dollars. It was so like just strange,
Speaker 1: but like in a way that I I I like
Speaker 1: when he's strange in that way where it seems like he,
Speaker 1: you know, is in control of it and it is
Speaker 1: like having fun with it. Yeah, the confidence is but
Speaker 1: so going off of that, he he apparently like really
Speaker 1: liked the vibe of that whole event with just a
Speaker 1: sold out crowd like watching him walk. He was like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: this is kind of cool. So he liked the vibe
Speaker 1: enough that he hasn't left since then. Um, he is
Speaker 1: living there now, all right? I saw a picture of that.
Speaker 1: Is that really true? He's living there? You can't live
Speaker 1: in a stadium. Where is he living like behind the
Speaker 1: snack bar. That's what I think. Like, so I've I've
Speaker 1: heard of other people like having like offices at Staples Center.
Speaker 1: I think there's like parts of these like giant buildings
Speaker 1: that we don't know about that we like go into.
Speaker 1: I forgot it was in the nineteen seventies. I was
Speaker 1: picture in his seventies, but like he just like randomly
Speaker 1: like showed up at an MLS soccer game, like the
Speaker 1: Phantom of the Opera was just like hanging out because
Speaker 1: they were having a soccer game in his in his house.
Speaker 1: I saw that picture. So does he wear that thing
Speaker 1: on his face all the time? Now? Does he wear
Speaker 1: that when he sleeps? I wonder, I mean, what does
Speaker 1: he take it off? As the period he's going? Does
Speaker 1: he put it on for? He answers the door. Probably
Speaker 1: he's like hold on a second. He heards out the mask.
Speaker 1: Man dates stop doing that, Kanye, why are you making
Speaker 1: that noise? Are you making that noise? Noise? This person
Speaker 1: with the mask on? We all sound like that. I'm
Speaker 1: totally into it too, but I think that I just
Speaker 1: I mean, I think he should drop the listening party
Speaker 1: and just yeah, next time, just do it with no noise.
Speaker 1: Just sell out, just sell out a stadium just to
Speaker 1: just walk around on a doesn't exercise and confidences. He
Speaker 1: should just keep trying like that. Uh that work of
Speaker 1: art the artist is present where she like sits down
Speaker 1: across from one person, except it's Kanye sitting across people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's if he pushed them with his sheer confidence. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've always defended I've always defended Kanye because there I
Speaker 1: think there's something that makes people irrationally mad about him.
Speaker 1: You just said like it would make he might make
Speaker 1: people bad. He already makes people so mad, like from
Speaker 1: the start, people just like he really drives people crazy.
Speaker 1: Well a long time ago. Yes, I mean I think
Speaker 1: a lot of it is that I mean is that
Speaker 1: he's black. I mean like white people get so mad
Speaker 1: about Kanye for ship that he does. That is like
Speaker 1: they celebrate bad behavior and rock stars constantly, and then
Speaker 1: Kanye does something like like fuck. I mean like when
Speaker 1: you interrupted Taylor Swift's speech like years ago, I just
Speaker 1: remember white people were so like, oh, he's really gone
Speaker 1: too far. You know, it's like, what are you fucking
Speaker 1: talking about? Yeah? Fucking do you know what o Wassis
Speaker 1: has done, right, you know, I mean I was like, my,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like complete. It's a really good
Speaker 1: example of of racism. I mean it's like because Kanye
Speaker 1: is can be a dick, but I mean, like that's
Speaker 1: that's part of the you know, that's part of usually
Speaker 1: that's part of what people like about rock stars if
Speaker 1: they're white. You know, they're like fucking Jim Morrison didn't
Speaker 1: give a fuck, you know, and then Kanye is like
Speaker 1: Kanye thinks it's okay to use this fucking salad fork
Speaker 1: for the entree. Damn. That's the salad fork thing is
Speaker 1: a bridge too far personally, just that you can wow,
Speaker 1: you can't deal with that, Emily Post exactly. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, I personally with Kanye, I think it's a
Speaker 1: situeish and where you know, I would love for him
Speaker 1: to be open to getting help of some kind where
Speaker 1: it just feels like it's just constantly surrounding himself with
Speaker 1: yes people at every possible moment, and it just it
Speaker 1: kind of allowing him to do whatever he wants at
Speaker 1: every opportunity, whether it's healthy for him or not. The
Speaker 1: stadium thing, I mean, you know, it started with it
Speaker 1: started with MSG, it started with Madison Square Garden and
Speaker 1: doing it there. And I think he's just like bigger,
Speaker 1: more people, more stadium, more snow, more more this, more everything,
Speaker 1: and it's just it's just kind of like it's a
Speaker 1: display of grandiose ego and and like bravado and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, like I know,
Speaker 1: I just described things rather than having a take on it.
Speaker 1: But like I guess I think that's like and Kanye
Speaker 1: until steps in, it's like, I'm going to help this
Speaker 1: human being. Like I think a lot of people's like
Speaker 1: take on it is to be worried and that worried
Speaker 1: for him, and I think that's totally fair. Also, I
Speaker 1: just think in this particular case, like it's it's kind
Speaker 1: of awesome. I also don't know if he's if he's
Speaker 1: not getting help, Like I don't I just don't know,
Speaker 1: like what his Well, it's cooler than like you know,
Speaker 1: like Richard Branson going to space with stupid friends and
Speaker 1: then he doesn't have to waste any resources to stand
Speaker 1: around like the Family Phantom of the Opera, there's lots
Speaker 1: of fun we can if you're on Earth, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: write him a letter. There you go, dear Kanye, and
Speaker 1: and the address is what is it, BMW Center. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a Mercedes Benz whatever, one of those exactly. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna send him a Christmas list that sounds lovely. But
Speaker 1: that is incredible. I think it's neat, and I think
Speaker 1: that uh neat. I think it's neat. I think that's
Speaker 1: the right word for it. I think I just want
Speaker 1: to know what you do when you got that mask on,
Speaker 1: because like if what if someone at this game talks
Speaker 1: to him? Is he allowed to talk to herds? He
Speaker 1: just like, I mean, he didn't even walk to the crowd.
Speaker 1: I wonder if he's allowed to talk with that thing on,
Speaker 1: you know, like I don't think he is. Like they'll
Speaker 1: be like, Kanye, are you enjoying the game, and he's like,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, oh I want him to do a
Speaker 1: listening party or he doesn't do any listening. There's nothing
Speaker 1: makes du nois the next he impersonates a chicken for
Speaker 1: like two hours and finally the main event we want
Speaker 1: to talk about this hospital horse. I feel like this
Speaker 1: is so When I first saw this, I thought, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're definitely living in the simulation, because this, I mean
Speaker 1: it's a it's it just feels like it's coming from
Speaker 1: another dimension. The horse like appears so confident as it
Speaker 1: like hovers that there's a picture if you haven't seen it,
Speaker 1: of the horse visiting a woman who either appears to
Speaker 1: be like like dissolving into tears at the like majesty
Speaker 1: of the horse, or like having a terror owl movement
Speaker 1: like it's no, I think you're I think you're right
Speaker 1: on the lord. It's just like, yeah, the horse is
Speaker 1: delivering the last rites right there. That's the horse saying
Speaker 1: the final words that this person is going to hear.
Speaker 1: Sure the person thinks that what is a person who's
Speaker 1: near and near death delirium think when a horse is
Speaker 1: in their room. And also, I mean, I'm sure it's
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's a scale thing because it's a picture.
Speaker 1: But this horse is enormous and you see that it's
Speaker 1: it's it's bulging that has a beautiful brain. But then like,
Speaker 1: how did that horse fit through that door? It is
Speaker 1: a miracle that this door. This horse is just sauntering
Speaker 1: through a hospital. And then you know teleports from outside
Speaker 1: into this room right after choosing, after choosing, like the
Speaker 1: degree to which they have given this horse the run
Speaker 1: of the hospital is truly like next level. So the
Speaker 1: tweet says, in France, a beautiful fifteen year old stallion
Speaker 1: and Peo often comes to comfort and soothe terminal patients
Speaker 1: at the Tecker Hospital in Calai, mispronouncing all those French work.
Speaker 1: The horse chooses which patient he wants to see, kicking
Speaker 1: his hoof outside the door. So it's like the horses
Speaker 1: just this like magisterial presence that just kind of like
Speaker 1: wanders through the hospital and decides to like go in
Speaker 1: and see a dying human. And like the amount of
Speaker 1: confidence and eye contact that is going on in this
Speaker 1: in this uh photograph is pretty awesome. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: But so my theory that this is proof that we're
Speaker 1: living in the simulation is just that like the idea
Speaker 1: of putting a horse in a hospital, like happened a
Speaker 1: few years ago when John mullaney was saying that, like
Speaker 1: the Trump presidency is like having a horse in a
Speaker 1: hospital and you have to just like sort of at
Speaker 1: first you're like, oh, there's a horse in the hospital,
Speaker 1: but then you're like, wait, what's it gonna do. I
Speaker 1: think that that joke just like spawned this in their
Speaker 1: collective unconsciousness and whatever. However the simulation works, is it's
Speaker 1: now like poor port old over into reality. I think
Speaker 1: that's what's going on. I mean, I think the real
Speaker 1: question here is what kind of hospital is this that
Speaker 1: let's a horse in it? Who let it in? Who
Speaker 1: let it in? Regardless of what it does after that? Like,
Speaker 1: it's great that it's doing all this stuff once it's
Speaker 1: in there, but what the fund is it doing in there?
Speaker 1: And who brought it? Who has the idea of the
Speaker 1: first time? Is there another this is? This is the
Speaker 1: part I was thinking of. Well, I was listening to
Speaker 1: you guys. I was just thinking, well, what other animals
Speaker 1: are wandering around in there? Is there a squid that
Speaker 1: slaps the patients? Like how many others? There? A rhinoceros
Speaker 1: that disrespects the dead? I mean, And who's to say
Speaker 1: if this horse is just doing a power move, like look,
Speaker 1: I'm alive and beautiful. You look like shit, Grandma, Like
Speaker 1: you know, there's a lot of like projection on this horse. Person.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, in your face, Granny, this
Speaker 1: horse is just looking for salt on people's arms. And
Speaker 1: it's like, is this oats. Yes, So I just earliers.
Speaker 1: I found this Guardian article about about this horse. So
Speaker 1: there's a couple of a couple of very interesting lines
Speaker 1: in here. One there's a picture that I just posted
Speaker 1: in the chat that is horrifying, a looming horse in
Speaker 1: the background, just just just out of focus looking on
Speaker 1: these doctors, like are you providing medical care? But then
Speaker 1: also this line with Peo, this is from the horse's owner.
Speaker 1: With Peo, we try to recreate life at the end
Speaker 1: of life in order to fight and create an energy
Speaker 1: to accompany families and caregivers, says his trainer hassanor So,
Speaker 1: what is it? What is this image that they're trying
Speaker 1: to craft here with this horse that this horse has
Speaker 1: no idea about at all. We try to create life
Speaker 1: at the end of life. I mean, there's like definitely
Speaker 1: like an artistic that they're trying to do here. And
Speaker 1: I'm sure, like I'm sure in person this is quite
Speaker 1: the thing to see, like wandering the halls of the hospital.
Speaker 1: All the pictures in this article are stunning. Just I
Speaker 1: was thinking about so much stuff right now, like imagine
Speaker 1: being dying and then there's horse ship in your room. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was just thinking of the horse taking a ship also,
Speaker 1: which has to happen, Like they do not have this
Speaker 1: horse house broken? Yes, oh oh goddamn these good thing
Speaker 1: it's not a monkey, these pictures. It was a pull
Speaker 1: out all their tubes and serious just freaking out yelling
Speaker 1: he drank my sailings. I did not realize it was
Speaker 1: like visiting terminal patients. And now this Guardian article is
Speaker 1: really fucking me up. Also, I thought they also had
Speaker 1: the horse like licking a casket of a like young
Speaker 1: person who died of cancer. Jesus Christ, scroll all the
Speaker 1: way down there. Oh my gosh, just inhaling the soul.
Speaker 1: Vampire damnit, vampire horse sucking souls. That horse, old fucking horse.
Speaker 1: Someone needs to photoshop the horse inhaling this woman's soul,
Speaker 1: like through his nostrils. I just want to be near death,
Speaker 1: to be like, get these fucking animals out of here.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to die. Some of the people are actually
Speaker 1: riding the horse through the hallway, like you give life
Speaker 1: at the end of life is such a funny idea,
Speaker 1: like get up, it's time to do karaoke. Ride the horse, one,
Speaker 1: ride that horse all the way. You realize you don't
Speaker 1: have any living loved ones, so we arranged a karaoke
Speaker 1: party with a bunch of animals. We're taking you do
Speaker 1: you do a farm? Go to pet all the ducks.
Speaker 1: I want to stay here. This is for the news.
Speaker 1: Chris as always such a pleasure having you, man. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much fun to be on man I both
Speaker 1: of you guys, uh and uh always I mean always
Speaker 1: so much fun. I always look forward to this very much.
Speaker 1: We always look forward to having you than Where can
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Speaker 1: And it's it's a podcast now, and it's a It
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Speaker 1: but it's not anyway. It works as a podcast. So
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Speaker 1: some of the works social media you've been enjoying. Yes,
Speaker 1: I have one for once. This is the part of
Speaker 1: the fucking show where I fall apart every time. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh fuck, fuck, fuck it's but maybe someone's already done
Speaker 1: it because it was such a masterpiece, Blair Saki. Does
Speaker 1: someone already do it her like long thing that she
Speaker 1: did about being on the plane. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: don't think. Damn it, this is this is such a
Speaker 1: fucking good tweet. It's not even a tweet. It's like
Speaker 1: an epic story. So Larisaki, man across the aisle is
Speaker 1: pretending not to notice me sexually, a trained despian, a
Speaker 1: trained thespian. But unfortunately for him, I have a trained
Speaker 1: eye and I can see through his beleaguered labor. And
Speaker 1: then she says, I know he's digging deep right now?
Speaker 1: Is he hasn't looked at me, looked over in minutes?
Speaker 1: The strain is palpable. You could say it has its
Speaker 1: own heartbeat at this point. Poor thing is if any
Speaker 1: man has ever resisted a woman eating beef jerky with
Speaker 1: a chardonnay in the history of the world. That's the
Speaker 1: line of the whole thing that's in the history of
Speaker 1: the world. Is it kills me? Pull this kindle out.
Speaker 1: Coquettish little Tart, a master of a master of koit
Speaker 1: hasn't a clue. His transparency is blinding me like a
Speaker 1: freshly cleaned glass. Yep, I've got him right where I
Speaker 1: want him. He's a goner man has no idea who
Speaker 1: he's dealing with. Fortunately, my playbook is endless. Just reapplied
Speaker 1: Aquifer to my entire face. You can see he's besieged
Speaker 1: with his desire to run his hand down my cheek
Speaker 1: like a slip and slide. Though he hides in Tom Clancy,
Speaker 1: I know surrender is near, Folks. Folks, folks. He just
Speaker 1: pulled out, and I'm asked. The gazelle is limping. Now
Speaker 1: we're about to close. He fell asleep, sir, You think
Speaker 1: I was born yesterday. I haven't seen something that's calculated
Speaker 1: since the subprime mortgage scandal. Sweet little bugger isn't ready
Speaker 1: for my ultimate finish remove where I offer him some
Speaker 1: of my veggies crisps, and he gracefully concedes, giving over
Speaker 1: to th h You know it just ends so great.
Speaker 1: Oh wait one more, she added A day later. Well,
Speaker 1: we spent the weekend together. He cried and said he
Speaker 1: doesn't know what he'll do if I don't fly and
Speaker 1: meet his entire family immediately. I swear I wish life
Speaker 1: would surprise me even one time. Ship If anyone has
Speaker 1: resistant woman, eating, grief, jerking and drinking started in the
Speaker 1: history of the world, such a legend, Daniel, Where can
Speaker 1: people find you? What's a tweet you've been enjoying? You
Speaker 1: can find me on all the things, including twitch, dot TV, slash,
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Speaker 1: also have a short series of tweets that I liked
Speaker 1: from former guests at SI roy Is It's Royce, It's
Speaker 1: Pats Royce and he told a story. I'll read this
Speaker 1: one quickly. This is my addition to the men's wedding
Speaker 1: ring discourse. One time at the pawn shop, a woman
Speaker 1: came in looking at to get a quote on a ring.
Speaker 1: It was a little asked diamond solitaire. I think I
Speaker 1: told her we'd give her a hundred dollars for it.
Speaker 1: She asked how much we sell it for. I told
Speaker 1: her to fifty. She looked a little pissed, and that's
Speaker 1: usually because jewelry has an insane retail markup. She asked
Speaker 1: what ring like that would cost some stores. I told
Speaker 1: her I don't know, four five hundred. She scoffed and
Speaker 1: said thank you and took her ring back. Instead of leaving,
Speaker 1: though she shocked out her phone. She called her man,
Speaker 1: presumably the dude who gave her the ring, and very
Speaker 1: loudly was like, so that's all you're coming to this
Speaker 1: marriage with four dollars. They went back and forth for
Speaker 1: a few minutes, and finally she said, while I'm here,
Speaker 1: come through. Twenty minutes later, the dude pulled up and
Speaker 1: he legit looked like slim thug if he joined one
Speaker 1: of those Christian weightlifting teams. Dude stormed in and they
Speaker 1: argued for a second, and then he said, who the
Speaker 1: funk told you? That girl just pointed to me, and
Speaker 1: the dude charged up. He asked me how the funk
Speaker 1: I got those numbers, and I told him it was
Speaker 1: just based off market value and met risk and wait
Speaker 1: and stuff. He pulled her aside and They argued for
Speaker 1: a few more minutes and finally said, can I use
Speaker 1: that a hundred dollars to put towards another ring and
Speaker 1: lay away? Oh my god, I told him for sure,
Speaker 1: and the three of us headed to the jeweler case
Speaker 1: to look for a ring that was more to her liking.
Speaker 1: After about twenty minutes, it became obvious she wasn't feeling
Speaker 1: the ship we had. She looked around for a bit
Speaker 1: and her eyes settled on a set of rims and
Speaker 1: tires blades. She asked that they'll fit her car. So
Speaker 1: we take out the luggage and check her car against
Speaker 1: the tires, and it turns out there a match. They
Speaker 1: were going for a g and we needed ten percent
Speaker 1: down for lay away. A hundred dollars did the trick
Speaker 1: and we set him aside. Two weeks later he came
Speaker 1: and got him out. And I like to think that
Speaker 1: somewhere out there in the depths of Facebook, there's a
Speaker 1: pick of that lady posted up in front of her
Speaker 1: and Pala on twenty two is like this talking about
Speaker 1: I said, yes, I love that story. Shout out at
Speaker 1: pas t X former guest pats are Royce alright? Uh
Speaker 1: tweet I enjoyed, tweeted, I respect the moon because it
Speaker 1: controls two of our most precious elements oceans and wolves
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Speaker 1: we talked about in today's episode, as well as a
Speaker 1: song that we think you might enjoy. DJ Daniel do
Speaker 1: you do you have a song that you'd recommend people
Speaker 1: go check out? I do have a song that I
Speaker 1: recommend people go check out a little heavier than I'm
Speaker 1: sure some people are used to, but as awesome artists.
Speaker 1: Guy named Uber You Be You Are is a new
Speaker 1: EP of that just came out called Odium, and one
Speaker 1: of the songs when it's called Nightcrawl, it's like a
Speaker 1: drum and bassie tune. It's a lot more stripped down.
Speaker 1: It's a lot more bare, but let's every sound come through.
Speaker 1: There's fantastic growls, there's really good energy to it, and
Speaker 1: it's just like, you know, a good nighttime driving song.
Speaker 1: And so yeah, go check out Nightcrawl by Uber You
Speaker 1: Be you Are? And Chris, is there a song of
Speaker 1: yours that you would direct people to to check out?
Speaker 1: That's a nice question. Um yes, please go go to
Speaker 1: um on my same, go to Spotify, go to Spotify.
Speaker 1: We'll just link to Hello is Me? My new records finished,
Speaker 1: but it hasn't come out yet. So my last one
Speaker 1: was from two thousand eighteen. It is called Hello It's
Speaker 1: Me and I would recommend It's all my Fault off
Speaker 1: that record. That's probably my favorite song on al right,
Speaker 1: Well we're going to link off to both of those. Yeah, yeah.
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