Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of I
Speaker 1: Think you should leave sees trend too. I'm Jack at Miles.
Speaker 1: That show has taken over all non recorded conversations. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: and even tomorrow's episode a bit. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 1: have it on tomorrow's episode. Uh. In addition to on
Speaker 1: a streaming corner, which is we are Lady Parts on Peacock.
Speaker 1: If you can check that out, check it out Pacock.
Speaker 1: Can you watch it for free? I feel like you
Speaker 1: can with ads, but they might I don't know if
Speaker 1: they if they had paid for ads, we might have
Speaker 1: been we might have said something. Yeah yeah, um anyways,
Speaker 1: uh yeah, so watch both of us. Um let's see,
Speaker 1: here are some things that are trending. Hey, here's the
Speaker 1: thing that's trend hr Derby, Home Run Derby happened Human
Speaker 1: Resources Derby, Human Resources Derby where they just go through
Speaker 1: and being like, actually, you know, like we're a family here,
Speaker 1: so starting any litigation with the company, were like it
Speaker 1: was kind of like sour our relationship as a family.
Speaker 1: You get it, you know, but yeah, Home Run Derby,
Speaker 1: I mean here it here we go. It's also the
Speaker 1: All Star break is happening. Everyone gets see show. Hey,
Speaker 1: oh Tani, Stephen A. Smith has had to you know,
Speaker 1: apologize and all this ship. But yeah, apologize. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: he posted something like, you know, he did one of
Speaker 1: those notes app apologies that he tweeted out real quick.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm so sorry. I should know better,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, and it's like, just just put him
Speaker 1: out to pasture, y'all. We can make room. There's all.
Speaker 1: We have all entirely new generations of people with spicier,
Speaker 1: better talented people in the world. Yeah, I mean, like,
Speaker 1: have Josiah Johnson just replaced Stephnie Smith. Please, that's easy.
Speaker 1: That's a one, that's like a two for one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's twice the commentator that Stephen A. Smith is and
Speaker 1: he and he gives you all the references that you
Speaker 1: oh my god. Anyway, like he plays the game behind
Speaker 1: the scenes. Well is my sense that he he knows
Speaker 1: how to, he he knows the intrigue, he knows how
Speaker 1: to and he works his ass off. Yeah, but not
Speaker 1: talented and does not have interesting things to say and
Speaker 1: very toxic. Uh so the Home Run Derby show, Hey
Speaker 1: did not win that, am I? That's really all I know? Yeah,
Speaker 1: did he Uh, you like some yakkers, do you, Jackson Dingers? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I I I guess a couple. You know. You know,
Speaker 1: he did what he had to do. But I think
Speaker 1: just him being out there and seeing him out there,
Speaker 1: it definitely was just all the talk despite him not winning. Um.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you know, I think the people in Japan
Speaker 1: were a little upset. I know that because my mom
Speaker 1: was like, he should he should have won, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: he's he's already doing unprecedented things. Okay, he will have
Speaker 1: another He'll have another swing at it quite literally later
Speaker 1: in his career. But yeah, it was, yeah, it was,
Speaker 1: it was, it was. It was an okay thing to watch.
Speaker 1: I just watched the highlights. I didn't get to see
Speaker 1: the whole thing. And he uh, in a couple of
Speaker 1: hours from when we record this will be the first
Speaker 1: person ever to uh pitch as the starting pitcher in
Speaker 1: the All Star Game and then be the leadoff batter um,
Speaker 1: which is pretty pretty wild, man, pretty wild. Um. So, uh,
Speaker 1: those are the things that are trending with regards to
Speaker 1: Major League Baseball, which I know people tune in for
Speaker 1: a Major League Baseball takes, but absolutely Otani thing is
Speaker 1: cultural cross culture defining macaroni and cheese ice cream. What
Speaker 1: the funk is this trending van lowin ice cream? I
Speaker 1: guess because tomorrow, July four is National Mac and Cheese Day,
Speaker 1: they created mac and cheese ice cream. Um, I've I
Speaker 1: think on takeout. Um, they actually reviewed it and they
Speaker 1: said it's pretty pretty pretty good actually, and which I
Speaker 1: don't I can't see it being that bad. I mean,
Speaker 1: like I've had like cheesy based desserts, uh and like
Speaker 1: when they're done well, like they can be done well. Um,
Speaker 1: cream all right, I will I will take any I
Speaker 1: will take pretzel bits, I will take a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1: But pasta. Yeah, well it's just the flavor, luckily. Um.
Speaker 1: But so it's like actually that disc like Ben and Jerry's.
Speaker 1: It's like the sauce. If you just folded the sauce,
Speaker 1: put the sauce the packets. You just emptied a bunch
Speaker 1: of the mac and cheese dust into a bunch of
Speaker 1: f cream and egg yolks to make it just like
Speaker 1: the most decadent creamy thing you could. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it's limited limit, lim me a dish for it,
Speaker 1: So you got either shop or you know whatever. It's all.
Speaker 1: It's all a big marketing thing. It's a part of me.
Speaker 1: A dish BlackBerry birthday cake ice cream from that sounds
Speaker 1: like a very salt and straw creation, because I'm like that,
Speaker 1: ain't that? Ain't Kroger? Well, we got we got some
Speaker 1: things we're celebrating. Bow is pretty much potty train now
Speaker 1: just got some new glasses. Bro Ramsey is rocking some
Speaker 1: glasses that he has to wear like twenty four hours
Speaker 1: a day. He'll notice that I am now wearing my
Speaker 1: glasses twenty four hours a day and solid and yeah,
Speaker 1: he looks awesome, but they're a pain in the ass.
Speaker 1: These are this is like a type of eye condition
Speaker 1: where the glasses they put on him for the first
Speaker 1: week make him see worse. I didn't know that was
Speaker 1: the fucking thing. So he's like, not only does he
Speaker 1: like not want to wear something on his face because
Speaker 1: he's five and like doesn't want some weird ship on
Speaker 1: his face, but they don't help his vision. So you
Speaker 1: can't even be like, yeah, but look how clear you see? Man?
Speaker 1: So we have to do I have to make up
Speaker 1: stuff about how it's like giving him super strong vision.
Speaker 1: Um may be careful, that's that's kind of myths we
Speaker 1: take into our presidential candidate candidate runs and things like
Speaker 1: like I was told at a young age I have
Speaker 1: super vision, Daddy told me, and Daddy told me and
Speaker 1: had the best eyes. I've always had the best eyes. Um,
Speaker 1: all right, let's talk about Megan Kelly uh saying what
Speaker 1: we're all thinking. Yeah, this is actually a take I've heard,
Speaker 1: Like the dudes on Choppo, Trap Trap House, Choppo, crop
Speaker 1: House are always saying that the uh uh January six
Speaker 1: interaction was like not as big a deal as people
Speaker 1: made it out to be, And that's what Megan Kelly said.
Speaker 1: There's no question the media represented it as so much
Speaker 1: worse than it actually was. Um sure, I think like
Speaker 1: for people like on Choppo, they're looking at it for
Speaker 1: more like a hard left perspective in terms of ills
Speaker 1: that the country's facing. It's a wet fart or whatever.
Speaker 1: But making Kelly is out here as being like relax
Speaker 1: y'all it was the media is like zooming in on
Speaker 1: the violence and completely misrepresenting it. I'm like, by by
Speaker 1: that logic, D Day looked very peaceful if you're looking
Speaker 1: for space, Like, so, what the are we talking about here?
Speaker 1: Everything is like you can take selected shots of Dallas
Speaker 1: on the day JFK was shot where it doesn't look
Speaker 1: like that big a deal, but you know, yeah deal
Speaker 1: not in l a right. Okay, Well, the meeting wants
Speaker 1: to focus on New York and the World Trade Center. Okay,
Speaker 1: I see, Yeah, this is again part of the like
Speaker 1: we're we're talking about tomorrow's episode. It seems like what
Speaker 1: they're what they really need to get the base behind
Speaker 1: is that January six was an absolute nothing burger and
Speaker 1: everything the election was stolen. Okay, yeah, I mean they
Speaker 1: wanted to hang Mike Pence, right, that was a know
Speaker 1: you miss Okay, stop Jack, You and the liberal media
Speaker 1: have to stop. They say, we want to hang with
Speaker 1: Mike Pence. Okay, when I hang with Mike Pence, I
Speaker 1: mean he does seem like a very cool guy to
Speaker 1: hang with, So yeah, I can understand. I can understand
Speaker 1: the urgency behind that request. You should see him. Do
Speaker 1: you do this staying called double barreling world, He'll take
Speaker 1: two fucking claws and just shotgun him too at once. Dude.
Speaker 1: That's how sick Mike Pence is. That's why we want
Speaker 1: to hang with Mike Pence. I haven't drank in so long.
Speaker 1: I've how you're talking about bear clause. I was like, ah,
Speaker 1: sick man, I love donuts. Just a couple of bear
Speaker 1: clause too. At a time, Chris Farley and Tommy all right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we'll come back. And
Speaker 1: we're back and Ben Simmons trade talks are underway. You know,
Speaker 1: some people have been critical of the fact that the
Speaker 1: seventies six Ers after they lost to the Hawks, were
Speaker 1: immediately like the coach was like, I was Ben's fault,
Speaker 1: not my fault. Don't look at me. It was Ben Ben.
Speaker 1: I don't know you've seen this guy, dude. Joel embiid
Speaker 1: Joel Embid was like, yeah, if I had to pinpoint
Speaker 1: the part where we lost it, it would be one
Speaker 1: of the things Ben did. Who that was that was
Speaker 1: supposed to be like his roommate. They were supposedly like buddies,
Speaker 1: like made friends this offseason and that's how the team
Speaker 1: like came together. They were just like, nah, funk that
Speaker 1: throw him under the bus. Under the bus he goes,
Speaker 1: which is uh not only mean, uh, it's also and
Speaker 1: like not not a good thing to show to people
Speaker 1: who prospective teammates. It's also a h it's bad for
Speaker 1: market value because you're trying to, like, if that's what
Speaker 1: you're thinking, you're trying to trade him and get the
Speaker 1: most back for him, and you're just like showing your
Speaker 1: hand that like if this dude's on our team next year,
Speaker 1: it's not good, which gives the team you're trying to
Speaker 1: trade him to leverage. It feels like a Tim Robinson sketch.
Speaker 1: And he's like, let me tell you about Ben Simmons.
Speaker 1: He's a real piece of ship. You don't want him
Speaker 1: on your team. We want a max contract. Well, huh,
Speaker 1: you're heard a piece of ship. He's not gonna win anything. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was literally Doc was like somebody asked him, do
Speaker 1: you think could you ever see a team winning in
Speaker 1: championship that where Ben Simmons is on the team. He's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. It's like, what even
Speaker 1: if he's on the team, like it's a sixth man,
Speaker 1: you can't see it. But I have also heard that
Speaker 1: gms around the league are higher on Ben Simmons than
Speaker 1: the general public. Is it makes sense. I mean, he's
Speaker 1: great defender if you put him in the right situation
Speaker 1: in a in a team where he plays the five
Speaker 1: and also brings the ball up the court like in
Speaker 1: his surrounded by shooters could be very interesting. Uh. One
Speaker 1: of my favorite runs in the time that I was
Speaker 1: a Sixers fan was when he was like a rookie
Speaker 1: essentially when he won the Rookie of the Year and
Speaker 1: and Bead was out for like twenty five games. Uh,
Speaker 1: and as Marquel Fault broke his face because he was
Speaker 1: just so awkward out there, and uh, Simmons was just
Speaker 1: running point, was the number one option on the team,
Speaker 1: and they won twenty games in a row. It was
Speaker 1: like real fun. Everything was flowing through him. He was
Speaker 1: just like playing at the top of his game like that.
Speaker 1: That would be cool to see. I would I would
Speaker 1: want I would root for him. I'm going to root
Speaker 1: for him where ever he goes. Uh. Just because I
Speaker 1: appreciate people who have weird, fucked up shots, because I
Speaker 1: had a weird, funked up shot. I mean anything, just
Speaker 1: just I mean, don't say stuff like that about Ben.
Speaker 1: Like also, like you have some responsibility to sir as
Speaker 1: the coach who fails to make adjustments, but like it's
Speaker 1: more of a doc issue. Has a Ben Simmons issue,
Speaker 1: Like I, it's the that's going to follow them because
Speaker 1: he doesn't make adjustments Like I guess they could hire
Speaker 1: a good assistant, but I don't know. Anyways, Shout out
Speaker 1: to Darryl Morey, who now has to trade Ben Simmons
Speaker 1: and get as much value as he possibly can. I
Speaker 1: think there's hopes in Sixers Nation, as there are in
Speaker 1: Lakers Nation, as there are for literally every team and
Speaker 1: in the n B A uh, that Damian Lillard will
Speaker 1: somehow come to their team. I don't I don't know
Speaker 1: what version of reality a Simmons Lillard trade makes sense,
Speaker 1: but maybe I don't know. We'll see. Yeah, I think it.
Speaker 1: It's it's probably gonna be some weird merry go around version.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's one for one, but that
Speaker 1: would be fun. That would be Lillard and and Beat
Speaker 1: would be fun. Uh, alright, Lebron, that would be something.
Speaker 1: I mean, too many els, I don't like it. Too
Speaker 1: many els on the on the recorderd Lebron for the
Speaker 1: rest of the league. Uh, I mean Lillard, Lebron and
Speaker 1: Davis would be Uh would be a formidable high cholesterol.
Speaker 1: I think you kind of need something like that to happen,
Speaker 1: because I think the Nets, assuming everybody is healthy at
Speaker 1: the same time, at some point, are going to be
Speaker 1: a fucking super team in the next like three or
Speaker 1: four years. Olivia Rodrigo Uh pop star. Um, she's that
Speaker 1: probably the pop star I've heard the most about, with
Speaker 1: having only heard one of her songs since Billie Eilish. Um,
Speaker 1: since that Billie eilash guy. Uh. And yeah she but
Speaker 1: she seems to be doing cool stuff. She's gonna help
Speaker 1: with the vaccine campaign. Yeah. I mean it's you know,
Speaker 1: with vaccination raids being all over the place like they are,
Speaker 1: I get that this like quite literally, like all hands
Speaker 1: on deck approach would be like, fuck it, get Olivia Rodrigo, Uh,
Speaker 1: the dude who was along boarding to Dreams, drinking Cranberry
Speaker 1: juice and j Cole uh together to try and get
Speaker 1: as many people vaccinated. But yeah, I mean their hope
Speaker 1: is with her, you know, her social cash with the
Speaker 1: young people. Um, maybe she can encourage better vaccination rates
Speaker 1: with all of the children and all the young people.
Speaker 1: Now that we are looking more and more at a
Speaker 1: situation where these huge pockets of unvaccinated people are you know,
Speaker 1: causing a lot of a lot of trouble medically and
Speaker 1: obviously financially down the road, because if things get really
Speaker 1: out of control could lead to more, you know, the
Speaker 1: return of the lockdowns. Um. But yeah, um is they
Speaker 1: age cut off right now? In America? I think it's like,
Speaker 1: I aren't they proving it up to twelve or something
Speaker 1: right now? Oh? Are they? Wow? Yeah? And she's she's
Speaker 1: got to be twelve, right Olivia Rodrigo, I gotta be UM.
Speaker 1: England did ah COVID campaign that was received very well
Speaker 1: with Elton John and Michael Caine Michael Caine. UM. Singapore
Speaker 1: had one with like a popular sitcom star UM. France
Speaker 1: has one uh those very predictably French where uh the
Speaker 1: message was basically get vaccinated and you can fuck strangers
Speaker 1: in the back of a car UM, which is yeah. Australia,
Speaker 1: on the other hand, went with the UM the nineties
Speaker 1: UH and early two thousand's us uh anti drug p
Speaker 1: s a strategy where they just like trying to scare
Speaker 1: the ship out of you. Um oh like the Montana methods.
Speaker 1: Yeah that we're just like you want to funk around
Speaker 1: and you're like yeah, or the kid who like deflates
Speaker 1: because she smoked weed. Um oh yeah, that was my cousin.
Speaker 1: So so the Australia one just like shows a young
Speaker 1: woman like struggling to breathe while on a ventilator. Uh
Speaker 1: and like it's just real, like she can't breathe. It's
Speaker 1: very compelling performance of of that and of desperation and
Speaker 1: of the feeling of suffocating and she people are like, okay, no,
Speaker 1: we we get that. It's bad. That's not that's not
Speaker 1: the thing, right um so, And apparently like fear based
Speaker 1: campaigns generally don't don't work that well. They don't huh.
Speaker 1: I was mainlining those anti drugs as look at me now.
Speaker 1: And apparently some experts have claimed that using our tactics
Speaker 1: just stresses people out more because people are already stressed
Speaker 1: out um by the fact that they're living in a
Speaker 1: global pandemic. Uh. Just making their lives more stressful just
Speaker 1: makes them more likely to do things like, um, you know,
Speaker 1: drink and smoke and do things that are bad for
Speaker 1: their health. Um So, anyways, but I have a new
Speaker 1: favorite poet that is our final trending subject. Elon Musk
Speaker 1: wrote a high coup um about how we gotta stop
Speaker 1: making people scared of space or some ship. Let me,
Speaker 1: let me find this fucking thing. This guy is the worst. Okay,
Speaker 1: give it to me baby. Here it is those who
Speaker 1: attack space maybe don't realize that space represents hope for
Speaker 1: so many people. I don't know is that he wrote
Speaker 1: it with like the line breaks of poet tree. It's
Speaker 1: can be auic. I don't know, man, but he did
Speaker 1: write it like poetry right, like I'm not making that up. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: Like it looks like Stanzas for sure, like in like
Speaker 1: liar line for line. So he thinks that when people
Speaker 1: are annoyed that he is spending billions of dollars trying
Speaker 1: to go to space, that they're they're mad at space
Speaker 1: and not mad and him for hoarding grotesque amounts of wealth, uh,
Speaker 1: not paying taxes and being a shitty citizen of the planet.
Speaker 1: That's been a big um push I've seen like from
Speaker 1: these like billionaire adjacent like boot liquors who like will
Speaker 1: comment because there have been people are like, wow, this
Speaker 1: seems like a really good ad for a wealth tax
Speaker 1: when you have people just being like going to space,
Speaker 1: um and other people like just so you know, like
Speaker 1: some of These people were early givers to like vaccine
Speaker 1: research and like space, even though like it may think
Speaker 1: like they're trying to escape, like it is something that's useful. No,
Speaker 1: shut up, We have agencies for that. They need to
Speaker 1: be funded, and if people paid their fucking taxes, places
Speaker 1: like NASA wouldn't be in the shape that they're in.
Speaker 1: Um and so miss me with your five seven five
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Speaker 1: Hi cou um. Alright, those are some of the things
Speaker 1: that are trending on this Tuesday afternoon. We are back
Speaker 1: tomorrow with the whole last episode of the show. Until then,
Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get
Speaker 1: the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy. We'll talk
Speaker 1: to you all tomorrow. I