Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one, Episode four
Speaker 1: of je dais like guys, the production of I Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep gut
Speaker 1: in New American share consciousness. It's Thursday, July twenty one.
Speaker 1: My name is Jack O'Brien, a k Count Jacula and
Speaker 1: do Berry Honey Bunches of Oh Brian, Jacqueline oat Brand
Speaker 1: Cheerio O'Brien's. That was a collabo between at Abstrusel and
Speaker 1: at math Demigod. And I'm thrilled to be joined as
Speaker 1: always by my co host, Mr Miles Gray. Yes, coming
Speaker 1: off pitching a perfect first inning at the All Star
Speaker 1: Game and once again is show great smoked fun of weed.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I just love hearing about show. Hey and
Speaker 1: Jack and I were just reading a little description of
Speaker 1: the All Star Game when he said he pitched up
Speaker 1: perfect first, perfect first inning, and I'm like, let's we
Speaker 1: can look as a as someone, as a Japanese person
Speaker 1: who is constantly being overly modest in my own detriment,
Speaker 1: I feel like we can do a little bit better,
Speaker 1: Like as a parent, if that was show, Hey, if
Speaker 1: I was Show, like, you just pitched one perfect inning,
Speaker 1: you need nine of them, sons, I don't know anything
Speaker 1: in an All Star game that's pretty uh exciting. I
Speaker 1: remember the year that the All Star Game was in bought,
Speaker 1: Like the only All Star game I've ever gone to
Speaker 1: was the year that like McGuire was still hitting those
Speaker 1: dangers and Pedro was at the top of his game
Speaker 1: and Pedro Martinez struck out the first inning, like struck
Speaker 1: out three batters in a row, and that was that
Speaker 1: was exciting. So I don't know, we'll we'll give him
Speaker 1: pitching a perfect first inning. That's my internalized Japanese family
Speaker 1: inside of me being like just one yes, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm on your side, Miles. I mean one out of nine.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, Like that's American, that's American. Yeah, we don't
Speaker 1: my mom wouldn't take that. I'm like, well, I got
Speaker 1: the first tone questions right and then and then but no,
Speaker 1: but no, less, he is clearly an attraction. Well, Miles,
Speaker 1: We are thrilled to be joined in our third spa
Speaker 1: one of our favorite guests, hilarious comedian, a very talented
Speaker 1: writer and director. Welcome to this show, Sara June. Hey, everybody,
Speaker 1: my a k A my a K is very important.
Speaker 1: My a k is Sara quotation mark Primal is the
Speaker 1: best animated program and should win the Emmy for it,
Speaker 1: and quote June how people speak to me. That's what
Speaker 1: they say. They say, Hey, problem is the best animated program.
Speaker 1: You should win the Emmy. And I'm like, Hey, what's up, guys,
Speaker 1: it's my nickname. That's your nickname. Ak. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 1: kidd message in my nickname, but it's coded. You guys
Speaker 1: might not pick up on it, but it is that.
Speaker 1: Primal is the best animated program. It should win the Emmy.
Speaker 1: Tell me about Primal. I I Carmel's Great Carmel is
Speaker 1: a silent well it's not silent, but you know it's
Speaker 1: a It's an almost wordless cartoon about a Neanderthal or
Speaker 1: chro magno in person and their dinosaur friend. Uh. It's
Speaker 1: direction by Gendi Tarkovsky who made All the Good Ship
Speaker 1: on Cartoon Network in the nineties and he's still the Kings.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful, it's gorgeous. It's so beautiful. Everybody should watch it.
Speaker 1: If you got the Hobo Max, that's what you do
Speaker 1: it on Max. Okay, And you're saying it's like because
Speaker 1: of the characters like one of the animal and I'm
Speaker 1: not saying it, Miles, it's just what people call me.
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't know anything about That's just what
Speaker 1: I've heard. I've never even seen it. Actually, I've never
Speaker 1: seen it. Don't know anything about it. What's that? Who's emmy? Right?
Speaker 1: They'll be on later. So it was nominated and oh yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah it's not it's a nomine Yeah, it's the best.
Speaker 1: It's the best nominee. The other nominees are like Simpsons,
Speaker 1: it's the Simpsons. Like, do you guys know about the Simpsons?
Speaker 1: Do you think Simpsons has ever been honored? I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's like pretty obscure program. You might not have. I
Speaker 1: don't think they need anything more. Yeah, I don't know. Man.
Speaker 1: People people are saying that season forty seven is one
Speaker 1: of the classics. So you you joke, But straight up,
Speaker 1: next season of SNL is forty seven. Um. So, speaking
Speaker 1: speaking of people that deserve deserve more, deserve more recognition, yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: Although bo and Yang nominated nominee. Hello podcaster on this network?
Speaker 1: Hello podcaster. Okay, you're right, you are on the same network.
Speaker 1: I was like, you're really reaching Jack. The connection between
Speaker 1: you and Bow and Yang. Yeah, you know, yeah, you
Speaker 1: and Joe Rogan also fellow pastors. He's a wildly popular
Speaker 1: podcast kind of sing my Buddy. Yeah sorry, Jim was
Speaker 1: new with few. You know, I'm I've got I've got
Speaker 1: ants in my pants, literal ants. There's some ants in
Speaker 1: my pants, their ants everywhere. I'm covering in ants. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's uh, you know this was this used to be
Speaker 1: a literal nightmare of mine, and now I just find
Speaker 1: it a little annoying. So growth as possible. There you go.
Speaker 1: You mean just being inundated with ants. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: having having ants crawling on me and just like finding
Speaker 1: ants crawling on me. You know, did you like leave
Speaker 1: a melted ice cream like on your pants or something.
Speaker 1: My house is just full of holes and yeah, ants, ants,
Speaker 1: and you know, we got cats and so we put
Speaker 1: the food out and they come for the cat food. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's annoying. I keep trying to tell the cats to
Speaker 1: eat the ants, and they won't listen to me. Come on,
Speaker 1: that's like food basically for you. Yeah, lick it up.
Speaker 1: Lick it up, bitch, that's what I say. I don't
Speaker 1: like it. Is that just a California thing. I feel
Speaker 1: like never I've i haven't been lived anywhere besides California
Speaker 1: for like ten years, but it really feels like some
Speaker 1: houses out here are just built on top of ant hills,
Speaker 1: and like I've lived in multiple of them, and it's
Speaker 1: just like if if there's this like tiny sliver left
Speaker 1: open of a window, you're gonna like look up and
Speaker 1: there will be a black stripe down the wall coming
Speaker 1: from that corner and it's carrying your TV out exactly.
Speaker 1: I think the reason is that in California there are many,
Speaker 1: much much fewer insects that can actually harm you. Like
Speaker 1: these ants they don't even bite, you know, their sugar ants,
Speaker 1: they don't even bite. And so they just build houses
Speaker 1: shitty because if ants come in, it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1: Whereas like if you go to like Texas or Florida
Speaker 1: or something, if you have any tiny hole in your house,
Speaker 1: like a tarantula will come in and strangle your baby.
Speaker 1: You know, they can't take those kind of chances. We're
Speaker 1: just vibing out here, ribing out here, Yeah, we're viving
Speaker 1: with here's the thing. I'm barely even killing these ants.
Speaker 1: I'm like kind of like you guys get out of here.
Speaker 1: I like sweep them up and like no, stop it
Speaker 1: like bullying them more than anything. Hey, you guys watched Primal,
Speaker 1: Will you tell me what it's about. Although Frankie Munyez
Speaker 1: did have a house Munis Are you talking about Frankie
Speaker 1: Munis Monyez? Like, who's that? Is that? A matchup between
Speaker 1: Malcolm in the middle head Devin? This is what I
Speaker 1: was thinking. He had like a house where he was
Speaker 1: constantly inundated with scorpions out here and and it was
Speaker 1: like you could you can watch it live him battling
Speaker 1: the scorpions live on Twitter for it was like a
Speaker 1: decade ago. But yeah, that's always been any videos if
Speaker 1: anybody has recordings of any of this. Yeah, my aunt
Speaker 1: problem might also be I'm usually just like walking around
Speaker 1: with a bag of loose sugar that I'm just like
Speaker 1: dipping into, just like and then trying to get everybody
Speaker 1: in your house to call you sugar daddy, and they're all,
Speaker 1: that's gross, that's gross, dad, let's gross, dad, Stop Jack?
Speaker 1: Please Jack, Jack, I have a dude, you know what's
Speaker 1: Frankie Munez Like he first went on one of his
Speaker 1: o G like rants about scorpions in and then in
Speaker 1: January six one, this Will tweeted We're at the emergency
Speaker 1: pet vet with my cat because he got stung by
Speaker 1: a scorpion. Fuck scorpion, stupid little bit chat smother. He right,
Speaker 1: he know he lives in Arizona now with his an
Speaker 1: olive oil company, with his wife who's a nurse. Jack
Speaker 1: God damn, and his cats at their emergency pet because
Speaker 1: he's bitch ass, little motherfucking scorpie. He's in Arizona. That's
Speaker 1: why they have so many fucking scorpions. Know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. You can't take chances like that
Speaker 1: in Arizona. I'm getting ants in my pants and I'm fine,
Speaker 1: and Freaky Munez is going to the vet because of
Speaker 1: these little scorpions. Yeah damn, I didn't know that that
Speaker 1: ended that way as a scorpio. I'd like to formally
Speaker 1: apologize to Franki Munez for my association with the dast
Speaker 1: but also, was your dog being a little bit hey?
Speaker 1: I mean entirely possible. All right, we are going to
Speaker 1: get to know you a little bit better in the
Speaker 1: moments are first, we're gonna tell our listeners. A couple
Speaker 1: of things we're talking about. We're gonna talk about Biden
Speaker 1: just taking a stand for voting rights by saying some
Speaker 1: stuff in a speech and not doing shit. Uh. We're
Speaker 1: going to talk about the day in court for the
Speaker 1: lawyers who kind of perpetrated the big lie after the election.
Speaker 1: It's just kind of funny to see a judge just
Speaker 1: be kind of confused by them. Is COVID cases across
Speaker 1: the country and specifically in Florida are on the rise.
Speaker 1: Governor de Santis has dropped some new merch into a
Speaker 1: store that is anti fauci merch, which is pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah, Uh.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about the market for unopened Super Mario sixty
Speaker 1: four cartridges a little hotter than I thought a little bit,
Speaker 1: you know, I would have I would have pegged it
Speaker 1: more in the like seven hundred thousand range, but yeah,
Speaker 1: this was multiplier on that. And then we'll talk about
Speaker 1: Chicari Richardson's new endorsement offer and whether she should take
Speaker 1: it from a vape company. All that plenty more. But first, sorry,
Speaker 1: we like to ask our guests what is something from
Speaker 1: your search history, so that from our search history is
Speaker 1: Bolsonaro emu and yes, do you guys know why? No?
Speaker 1: Just images search Google images search Google emu Bolsonaro. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, was he bit by an emu many times?
Speaker 1: Multiple times? And now and he got COVID so many
Speaker 1: times and now he is in the hospital with the hiccups.
Speaker 1: This man is why would God make a fascist so funny?
Speaker 1: I mean hospitalized after ten days? He has had the
Speaker 1: hiccups for ten days. He had COVID like eight times.
Speaker 1: Every time he came out of the hospital after having
Speaker 1: COVID he got bit by an EMU and had to
Speaker 1: go back to the hospital for EMU bites. He's having
Speaker 1: the worst year. And it's very funny too because you
Speaker 1: can see pictures of the emu like chasing him. Wow,
Speaker 1: those birds are straight up dinosaurs, Like they're just the raptors,
Speaker 1: aren't they. Jack If you got bit by an EMU
Speaker 1: one time, would you go back to a fucking EMU facility?
Speaker 1: Don't they just have them like wandering on the palace
Speaker 1: grounds like where he lives. Maybe that's what it is.
Speaker 1: I assume he was going to an emu farm because
Speaker 1: that's what we have out here in California. But they're
Speaker 1: just visited so he could he could just be like yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe no, maybe let's put those on a leash
Speaker 1: or something. I don't know, but he's like, look, we
Speaker 1: have to remove all the gaze before I take my
Speaker 1: revenge on EMUs. Maybe he just likes them, you know,
Speaker 1: he's just can't help himself. Who would like EMUs more
Speaker 1: than gay humanska only a monster? Yeah, failed human being,
Speaker 1: a failed experiment of a human him being. At least
Speaker 1: he's wearing a mask around the EMUs I know, like
Speaker 1: what it's like so weird, Like does he respect them?
Speaker 1: And he's like, I don't, look, I had it. You
Speaker 1: don't want to get covid EMUs. You know some masks
Speaker 1: they keep fighting me. I don't want to be better friends,
Speaker 1: Like dude, what And then he's like it sounds like
Speaker 1: some weird shitty curse from a Disney film that like
Speaker 1: the bad guy gets or it's like make them it
Speaker 1: sip this thing and they will hiccup for days. And
Speaker 1: because isn't aren't hiccups just lung spasms, die friend spasms spasms?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think they're a curse right now.
Speaker 1: It's like because I remember, like back when Inside Edition
Speaker 1: would just do nonsense stories like that. They're like, meet
Speaker 1: the man who's had a had hiccups for like two years,
Speaker 1: and the person like, it's just terrible. It's like torture
Speaker 1: to like never to always be anticipating a hiccup coming.
Speaker 1: That is one of the that is one of the
Speaker 1: Guinness Book of World records that I like would look
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, like the longest case of hiccups, uh,
Speaker 1: and I think somebody had it for like decades. Charles
Speaker 1: Osborne had hiccups for sixty eight years two to February.
Speaker 1: Although that's it sounds like some ship you could lie
Speaker 1: about up until the nineties and nobody can verify that ship,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, yeah, the hiccups is
Speaker 1: two and you're like, we have the Internet. I don't know, okay, sir,
Speaker 1: everyone else is dead right right, yeah, and all the
Speaker 1: people that can verify, man, they passed away. So you know,
Speaker 1: you just to take my word for it. I've been
Speaker 1: had this ship for sixty eight years, but it sounds
Speaker 1: like a terrible, terrible thing for someone to have, unless
Speaker 1: you're bosting on which case, let him rip, buddy, just
Speaker 1: let him rip. More proof that the world isn't fair.
Speaker 1: Last time I was on here, I talked about how
Speaker 1: I had to stop watching Gray's Anatomy, and that was
Speaker 1: another reason I had to stop watching grizz Anatomy because
Speaker 1: a woman on Gray's Anatomy came on the show had
Speaker 1: to go to the hospital with hiccups, and everyone was like, quirky,
Speaker 1: you know, one of the lights. It wasn't aids but
Speaker 1: later but soon after she died, like and and I.
Speaker 1: I don't know if being a surgeon is in any
Speaker 1: way like watching Gray's Anatomy, but I do know based
Speaker 1: on my experience watching Gray's Anatomy, I can't take that
Speaker 1: emotional roller coaster, truly, I cannot. So glad I never
Speaker 1: thought that I could be a surgeon because I can't
Speaker 1: even watch the show without being like, God is fake, die,
Speaker 1: life is meaningless. We can move on before I totally spiral. No, No,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm still thinking about it because hiccups, like
Speaker 1: they when they last for more than like a minute,
Speaker 1: you you can convince yourself this is going to be
Speaker 1: the rest of your life. Or I'm at least I
Speaker 1: have that mentality. I'm like, fun man, they just won't
Speaker 1: go away and I'm like, I don't know what I
Speaker 1: have to do, and if this is how I have
Speaker 1: to live, I guess I'll adjust to it. But humans
Speaker 1: depth really quickly. Yeah, so I was thinking of an
Speaker 1: e Er storyline because I'm old as fuck, uh, in
Speaker 1: which a man enters the emergency room with his fiance
Speaker 1: and a bad case of hiccups. After running tests, the
Speaker 1: doctor asks to speak to the patient privately, but after
Speaker 1: declaring that he has no secrets from his fiance, the
Speaker 1: couple learns that the hiccups are caused by AIDS related
Speaker 1: abscesses on the patient's liver. But e Er just gave
Speaker 1: people HIV n AIDS like as a story device, like constantly,
Speaker 1: what is that? Even? That sounds so fucked up, Like
Speaker 1: I don't even I don't even want to know how
Speaker 1: they presented that entire narrative in the show. Was it
Speaker 1: supposed to be that he was like on the low,
Speaker 1: like he had like he had other partners or something
Speaker 1: and the yeah, yeah, probably I remember the one like
Speaker 1: a R has a bunch of weird ships like that,
Speaker 1: where I'm sure that created generation of people who were like,
Speaker 1: man have hiccups, Like I remember Eer, that made me
Speaker 1: a kind of like autoimmune disease. Am I gay? Or
Speaker 1: like even I remember once to breathe with your mouth,
Speaker 1: though I feel like I'm sucking the ears, dick, Like
Speaker 1: what's the alternative? Fucking die? Bro like a man? Well,
Speaker 1: like I remember there was one episode where a kid
Speaker 1: it was like a karate demo, and like the teacher
Speaker 1: like hit the kid in his chest piece like for
Speaker 1: a demo, and its stopped his heart. And then on
Speaker 1: the thing, They're like, there's a moment where the heart
Speaker 1: resets and if there's an impact in this very specific time,
Speaker 1: it can stop your heart. And I'm like, bro, I'm off,
Speaker 1: like and I remember taking that ship a gospel truth
Speaker 1: and this is but I realized now we live in
Speaker 1: a world of people who take things from TV shows
Speaker 1: as gospel truth without thinking at all, And like that's
Speaker 1: the scary part. I'm remembering so many things now that
Speaker 1: but like my entire basis of like understanding of my
Speaker 1: body is based on like an e er storyline. I
Speaker 1: think I think the next one, I think there was
Speaker 1: another storyline where somebody got hit in the chest with
Speaker 1: a ball and it stopped their heart. Because yeah, you'd
Speaker 1: hope they wouldn't They wouldn't reuse the same trope. Oh,
Speaker 1: this time is a karate demo. Maybe there was like
Speaker 1: someone on staff who's who's you know brother had died
Speaker 1: from being hit in the chest with the ball, and
Speaker 1: they were like, I don't care if this ends my career.
Speaker 1: I have to let the world know. I'm going to
Speaker 1: hammer it home in every episode I can. Oh no, anyways,
Speaker 1: watch are great show. What is sorrow? Something you think
Speaker 1: is overrated? I think that being diagnosed with a d
Speaker 1: h D on the app TikTok is underrated, And I
Speaker 1: think being diagnosed with lesbianism on the app TikTok is overrated. Okay, okay. Lately,
Speaker 1: if you've been on TikTok, and even if you haven't,
Speaker 1: there's like a widespread phenomenon of women starting to use
Speaker 1: TikTok and then there for you page, the algorithm, like
Speaker 1: the algorithmically decided to feed starts showing them more and
Speaker 1: more lesbian content and content about compulsory heterosexuality or heteronormativity
Speaker 1: or whatever, and as a result, a lot of women
Speaker 1: are like, ha ha, TikTok thinks I'm gay, but I'm not.
Speaker 1: And then like six months later they're like, turns out
Speaker 1: I am gay and and it took TikTok twenty minutes
Speaker 1: to figure out that I was gay based on my
Speaker 1: activity when I didn't know. And I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: thirty years old or whatever. The fun and I could
Speaker 1: be interested in hearing from the people in their lives
Speaker 1: if they knew, like if everybody around knew and they
Speaker 1: were the last to find out. I think okay. Based
Speaker 1: on personal experience, yes, um. I remember when I was younger,
Speaker 1: having like a lot of I would make friends with
Speaker 1: gay or queer people and they would be like, are
Speaker 1: you sure you're not gay? And I'd be like yeah,
Speaker 1: and they were like okay, but are you sure though,
Speaker 1: and I was like yeah, I'm just like really comfortable
Speaker 1: with they're gay people, I mean gay people. And they
Speaker 1: were like okay, but are you gay? And I was
Speaker 1: like no. And then I like cut all my hair
Speaker 1: off and they were like, you're gay and I was
Speaker 1: like no, I just don't want men to talk to me,
Speaker 1: and the like, I think you're gay, and I was
Speaker 1: like no, it's just that i'm kind of like terrified
Speaker 1: of men sometimes, but I'm also definitely attracted to them.
Speaker 1: But not women. But then all you know, when you
Speaker 1: if you have short hair and you're a girl, a
Speaker 1: lot of women just assume you're gay and then we'll
Speaker 1: hit on you. And then you're like, well this isn't
Speaker 1: so bad. Actually this is kind of nice. And so
Speaker 1: are there are there people who have been on TikTok
Speaker 1: now who are like I realized through this algorithm that
Speaker 1: I like, I had a moment of self discovery realization. Wow, okay,
Speaker 1: and then what's and what about the D one? I
Speaker 1: actually I switched these. Being diagnosed with a D S overrated.
Speaker 1: Being diagnosed with lesbianism is underrated. It like diagnosed by
Speaker 1: well all the algorithm fucking pitches shipped to you. Like,
Speaker 1: they'll start showing you something and if you interact with it,
Speaker 1: and by interact, I mean even just watch the video
Speaker 1: in full, or watch it multiple times, or pose it
Speaker 1: and then restart it, they'll show you a ton more
Speaker 1: ship Like that. The alchem is constantly throwing shit at
Speaker 1: you that is popular or that it thinks you will
Speaker 1: like and then responding like instantaneously based on here. This
Speaker 1: is why TikTok is so addicting, because it is so
Speaker 1: responsive and the algorithm is so responsive. But anyway, so
Speaker 1: a big thing on TikTok is like there's a lot
Speaker 1: of people with a d h D on TikTok who
Speaker 1: are there being like, Hey, what's up. Here's my life
Speaker 1: with a d h D. Here's like, you know, research
Speaker 1: stuff you might want to know if you have a
Speaker 1: d D or you know whatnot. And you know, a
Speaker 1: lot of people have made the observation that TikTok definitely
Speaker 1: fucking destroys your attention span. Um And so if you
Speaker 1: have a d D already and you're on TikTok, it's
Speaker 1: like impossible to get out of it, and it's actually
Speaker 1: a really bad, very overstimulating thing for you to do.
Speaker 1: And if you don't have a d D, you will
Speaker 1: begin to experience a lot of the symptoms that people
Speaker 1: with a d h D experience all the time because
Speaker 1: you're on the app that is like constantly fragmenting your
Speaker 1: focus and throwing distractions at you at the speed of light.
Speaker 1: And uh so, you know, when you go on TikTok
Speaker 1: and they're like, hey do you do you feel like
Speaker 1: you can't focus and like you have a hard time
Speaker 1: getting offline, and you're like yeah on this app. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm on the like the screen version of cocaine. Of
Speaker 1: course I have a hard time focusing right, And then
Speaker 1: people are just being like, man, do I It's like
Speaker 1: hold on, zoom out for a second, realize what the
Speaker 1: activity you're in Gigston right, because it's like if you
Speaker 1: got off TikTok and you still felt all those things,
Speaker 1: yeah for sure, like you might have a d h D.
Speaker 1: But like if you're on TikTok, all bets are off, dude,
Speaker 1: like this is this is like it's like they threw
Speaker 1: crack cocaine into our into our minds again. They were like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: are you like fucked up? Like are you mentally ill?
Speaker 1: And You're like, no, I'm actually on a drug. Fine,
Speaker 1: I'm on drugs right now. Yeah I feel crazy. I'm
Speaker 1: on drugs. Yeah, this I feel like I remember because
Speaker 1: you know, when I get caught, because it knows your
Speaker 1: boy used to dabble in the dark street arts. Because
Speaker 1: I get all kinds of trafficking content and like basketball jokes.
Speaker 1: It's minds is dancing basketball jokes, drug trafficking and construction
Speaker 1: workers showing their packed lunches. Oh interesting, drug trafficking because
Speaker 1: I get sex trafficking because it knows I'm a girl.
Speaker 1: And so I get all of these videos that are
Speaker 1: like girls you know, telling a story where they're like,
Speaker 1: you know, me being whatever, you know, sometimes like meeting
Speaker 1: the guy who has a van, you know, and then
Speaker 1: it's like going and they're like I was trafficked and
Speaker 1: it's just like raising awareness or something. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but now I'm terrified. Yeah, And then it's funny you
Speaker 1: get you get stuck on there, just scrolling, scrolling, scrolling,
Speaker 1: and then like every you know, like seven videos, that
Speaker 1: one comes up like hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I
Speaker 1: wantn't take a break. Break, you wanna take a break
Speaker 1: real quick? You just take a break. Here's some tips
Speaker 1: on how to take a break. You know, because you've
Speaker 1: been on this motherfucker for a minute that we're even
Speaker 1: introduced a slight bit of responsibility as a platform to
Speaker 1: yes Jack. When you are on TikTok for like over
Speaker 1: an hour and a half, a video comes up of
Speaker 1: a of a guy whose face I now know intimately
Speaker 1: like my Space tom now. Yes, it's like my Space
Speaker 1: tom now. And he says to me, hey, you've been
Speaker 1: scrolling for a long time. Maybe it's time to go
Speaker 1: to bed. There will still be videos in the morning.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, like shut the funk up video. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't even know how advanced TikTok is they are.
Speaker 1: They are regulating you so you don't get burned out,
Speaker 1: so you can that's mean to be like, hey, like
Speaker 1: they should just like make the apple start to malfunction
Speaker 1: or something, instead of being like, hey, we're worried about
Speaker 1: you here at TikTok. It's like yeah, man, it's like no,
Speaker 1: you're not, dude. You keep shoveling all this other ship
Speaker 1: in my face, Like yeah, I'm okay. We're worried that
Speaker 1: you won't come back if you do this, if you
Speaker 1: go too hard on TikTok. Please, if you let us
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Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we will be right back.
Speaker 1: And we're back, and let's talk about Joe Biden, most
Speaker 1: extreme president for this left since FDR. I mean, we
Speaker 1: might as well elective Bernie the way this dude is
Speaker 1: just left in it the fuck up. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: the window has moved so far. It's out a window.
Speaker 1: It's a doorway to a utopia, to a neoliberal utopia
Speaker 1: where it's all can all it can do is identify
Speaker 1: threats but is unable to handle them at all because
Speaker 1: it helps uphold the status quo. And it's getting so
Speaker 1: fucking tired right now. You know, we just talked about
Speaker 1: how fifty Democrats fucking fled Texas to be like, hey,
Speaker 1: they're rat fucking elections. You'll need to pass some ship
Speaker 1: over here. What are you doing with the filipbuster? Why
Speaker 1: are you letting Why are you pretending it's just these
Speaker 1: people that are holding it up when it's probably you,
Speaker 1: Joe Biden and the rest of the you know, democratic
Speaker 1: establishment that is truly uninterested in actually making it easier
Speaker 1: for everyone to vote. It was a nice talking point,
Speaker 1: but the action is just not there. So this man
Speaker 1: gave a speech in Philadelphia and it was just essentially him.
Speaker 1: You know, this is this is like on the heels
Speaker 1: of the news story at the beginning of the day,
Speaker 1: Texas democrats flee to d C that the you know,
Speaker 1: could face arrest quote unquote. But he goes to d
Speaker 1: C and or he goes to Philadelphia and just gives
Speaker 1: a speech where it just it's like the equivalent of
Speaker 1: him describing like a slow moving train coming for everyone
Speaker 1: and we're on the tracks, but we're not tied. And
Speaker 1: all he has to do is say like, and then
Speaker 1: everyone should get up off the tracks and get out
Speaker 1: of the way, and then we can we can dodge
Speaker 1: this train. But instead he's just like, there's a train coming,
Speaker 1: and I don't know what we're gonna do. Folks, Like
Speaker 1: all he said one thing, Yeah, check off the listen,
Speaker 1: come on, man, we gotta get off the tracks. This
Speaker 1: is what he said. Hey, pal, this is a quote
Speaker 1: quote democracy or autocracy. That's what's coming. That's what it's
Speaker 1: coming down to. Okay, what else? Don't just say that? Then?
Speaker 1: Are you now putting your weight behind your the office,
Speaker 1: the weight of your office behind filibuster reform anything? No,
Speaker 1: he was just sort of like, yeah, man, we gotta
Speaker 1: do something about this. Whilse he is wrapping the chain
Speaker 1: of filibuster reform around his arm and he is going
Speaker 1: for the corn pop of the House in this moment.
Speaker 1: He left the razor blades out overnight to get rusty.
Speaker 1: He knows how it goes, he knows what he knows
Speaker 1: how you do it. Sorr. Yeah, yeah, I mean it's
Speaker 1: just nothing. He just gave up. He's essentially he's given
Speaker 1: up the I think the take from the White House
Speaker 1: is we've given up on passing any kind of robust
Speaker 1: package for voter protections, and he's just saying some like
Speaker 1: come on, Jack, we gotta before the people act. It's like, okay,
Speaker 1: we know that you funck with. Now what can you
Speaker 1: do as president? And do you want to put mansion
Speaker 1: in cinema and these people to the sword and say hey,
Speaker 1: get in line. Because just saying hey man, we gotta
Speaker 1: pass this stuff that is not leadership at all. But again,
Speaker 1: that's not what most of us were expecting from him.
Speaker 1: It's just doubly frustrating, like the theater of it, because
Speaker 1: it's just so empty, and hypothetically, to have a president
Speaker 1: with dementia would be pretty difficult, don't you think Hypothetically
Speaker 1: if our president had dementia, it would make things kind
Speaker 1: of harder to to like do policies and stuff. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, this is again something that's never happened,
Speaker 1: especially in the past four years or now, but yeah,
Speaker 1: can recent and even in recent even before this, I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I couldn't know what it was like to have someone
Speaker 1: with the dwindling mental capacity be able to just be like, Hey,
Speaker 1: that bad. Huh. I don't know what do we do
Speaker 1: about it. It's just pump an old guy full of
Speaker 1: drugs and forced him to make speeches constantly. It would
Speaker 1: be kind of bad. I mean, this whole thing is
Speaker 1: he just again he wants I don't know this why,
Speaker 1: Like I'm sort of off the tired sort of defense
Speaker 1: that it's like like cinema in mansion or hooting everything up. No,
Speaker 1: like there is I believe, like it's very clear, Chuck Schumer.
Speaker 1: None of these people want to get it done. They
Speaker 1: just like to be like I mean, it's tough to do.
Speaker 1: But I'm sure because if voting was easier for everyone,
Speaker 1: that would also mean voting out establishment stooges would be
Speaker 1: easier too. So I'm sure on some level they're fine
Speaker 1: with how things are, while on the other side they
Speaker 1: can just say, oh, well, we raised twenty five million
Speaker 1: dollars to combat voter suppression. That sounds like another industry
Speaker 1: to keep up is the fundraising around fighting voter suppression
Speaker 1: rather than ending it, because that's the other solutions that
Speaker 1: we're hearing is like, well, we have money to help
Speaker 1: educate people like you're you hold okay, you literally make
Speaker 1: the laws. You're educating us about the laws that you
Speaker 1: have the power to change. Oh right, thanks. And it's
Speaker 1: not like this is something that is so controversial to
Speaker 1: say that people need to be able to vote. There.
Speaker 1: I mean there's like a lot of pulling out that
Speaker 1: it does break down in a little more nuanced sense,
Speaker 1: like a lot of people, for whatever reason, like they
Speaker 1: do think like voter idea laws are like not too
Speaker 1: bad because like that's like the one thing to say, like,
Speaker 1: well that's then we can feel secure. But overall, there's
Speaker 1: an ABC News Washington Post bull that said they were
Speaker 1: asking to respondents whether it was more important to pass
Speaker 1: new laws making it easier for people to vote lawfully
Speaker 1: or to make new laws making it harder for them
Speaker 1: to vote fraudulently. Opted for the former, the sixty two
Speaker 1: of people say we want more laws that makes it
Speaker 1: easier for people to vote lawfully and then meanwhile, we
Speaker 1: have this is this is this isn't just of Democrats,
Speaker 1: this is the country. So this idea, I mean again,
Speaker 1: it's just voter suppression coming to a state near you.
Speaker 1: I mean even more so. But yeah, it's just it's
Speaker 1: just really awful to just like watch the president just
Speaker 1: be like, oh that that's bad anyway, y'all. I mean,
Speaker 1: is he like, has there been any I think he said.
Speaker 1: I think he said at one point that he was
Speaker 1: open to talking about the filibuster. Yeah, yeah, talking filibuster.
Speaker 1: But this time he didn't even say the word, which
Speaker 1: shows you like, if there was a moment, yeah, it
Speaker 1: would have been then to say, dude, this is a
Speaker 1: fucking problem. But all he just said, this is a problem, y'all.
Speaker 1: All right, that's my time. Well, speaking of the truth
Speaker 1: that he mentioned there, that it's autocracy, the most recent
Speaker 1: like kind of concrete example of Trump basically trying to
Speaker 1: stay in power by just like making up a reality
Speaker 1: with like a handful of lawyers. Uh. The So the
Speaker 1: Big Lie was basically in the courtroom a couple of
Speaker 1: days ago, and the lawyers that were behind what was
Speaker 1: known as the Cracking Lawsuit in Michigan, where they demanded
Speaker 1: the results of the election be overturned because like somebody
Speaker 1: saw a clear plastic someone saw the cracking up close, yeah,
Speaker 1: or the equivalent was the plaintiff for cracking the So
Speaker 1: Sydney pal who was kind of the main person, the
Speaker 1: main person who is still like out of here saying
Speaker 1: it with her chest, was brought to the courtroom and
Speaker 1: asked very straightforward questions like why do you think? Why
Speaker 1: did you say this? It was like all of these
Speaker 1: lawyers right, because everyone's like these people need to be
Speaker 1: sanctioned fucking off the face of the earth, like they
Speaker 1: should never practice log and to come in and try
Speaker 1: and just like bandy about nonsense evidentially like evidentiary claims
Speaker 1: and be like we gotta overturn an election. So they
Speaker 1: were in court basically to argue that they don't deserve
Speaker 1: any kind of sanctions or to be disbarred or anything
Speaker 1: like that. So part of this again, first of all,
Speaker 1: I just do want to point one of the lawyers
Speaker 1: who has caught up in this openly weeping throughout the
Speaker 1: whole proceedings. Okay, one of these cracking assholes, just fucking us,
Speaker 1: just a sob scene as the as the as the
Speaker 1: judge was dressing them down. So one of the first
Speaker 1: things was just sort of essentially was like, did y'all
Speaker 1: do anything called like due diligence? I just want to
Speaker 1: read this description quote. The judge noted that one observer
Speaker 1: stated in an affidavit that she believed she saw election
Speaker 1: workers switching votes from Trump to Biden Parker, Who's The
Speaker 1: judge asked whether any of the lawyers had spoken to
Speaker 1: the witness and inquired what exactly she saw that led
Speaker 1: her to believe that votes had been switched. She was
Speaker 1: greeted with silence. Anyone, She asked again. When no one
Speaker 1: answered a second time, she said, let the record reflect
Speaker 1: that no one made that inquiry, which was central to
Speaker 1: the allegation. She then focused on another statement from a
Speaker 1: witness who swore he saw individuals placing clear plastic bags
Speaker 1: into a mail truck and said he believed the bags
Speaker 1: quote could be ballots end quote headed for Detroit's counting facility.
Speaker 1: The judge called that allegation quote really fantastical and speculative. Quote.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've really ever seen an affidavit that
Speaker 1: has had that has made so many leaps. She said,
Speaker 1: My question to counsel here is how could any of you,
Speaker 1: as officers of the court present this type of an affidavit?
Speaker 1: And they were just shrugging, shrug. What do you have
Speaker 1: to say for yourself? Was basically what the judge was saying.
Speaker 1: They didn't say shit. Then there's another description where one
Speaker 1: of the lawyers saying, Holler trying to explain the affidavit
Speaker 1: from the dog walker who thought some bags dropped off
Speaker 1: with postal workers quote could be ballots. I wish I
Speaker 1: could show Judge Parker space right now. Is what this
Speaker 1: person in the court said. Uh, and this is Parker.
Speaker 1: What the judge said, quote, what information did the affiant
Speaker 1: have have to make any of these conclusions in his
Speaker 1: affid David Hollard the like cracking lawyer. Quote he was
Speaker 1: speaking in the present tense and he took photos Parker,
Speaker 1: this is anybody driving down the street and seeing somebody
Speaker 1: with plastic bags, Oh my god. And so this is
Speaker 1: this is what's so fucked up right. It's this kind
Speaker 1: of nonsense that is just setting the table the just
Speaker 1: wacky rationale for Republicans to then go full force and
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, man, you see, like it's just it's
Speaker 1: just stinking, this whole thing stinking. We gotta do something,
Speaker 1: even though the people who are blur portraying like who
Speaker 1: presented this lawsuit are getting shredded in the courtroom right now,
Speaker 1: and one of them is crying, I love that. I
Speaker 1: love spending a ton of time and money trying to
Speaker 1: go to court just to have a judge thank you, right,
Speaker 1: and someone crying they did so much work to get there,
Speaker 1: and then they got there. Someone was like, why the
Speaker 1: funk are you wasting my time? Right? Yeah? And what's
Speaker 1: wild is though, like even despite this right, how clear,
Speaker 1: how just absolute just bullshit, all of this is, the
Speaker 1: damage is already done, you know, And that's all it
Speaker 1: really took. Like at this point, there's not a sing
Speaker 1: I don't think Fox is going to spend a second
Speaker 1: talking about what these lawyers are doing, like with how
Speaker 1: they're just getting destroyed in Michigan and the courts there,
Speaker 1: because you've seen ever ever since January or and and
Speaker 1: and really after the election, it's just been the same
Speaker 1: programming over and over and over again. And that's just
Speaker 1: that's that that's where we're just at. Like pretty soon,
Speaker 1: I I fully believe that we're going to be arguing
Speaker 1: the merits of mathematics at some point with these people,
Speaker 1: because anything that is like remotely like resemble something that
Speaker 1: could be an arbiter of truth or some kind of
Speaker 1: objective way of measuring things, because the truth typically can
Speaker 1: you know, work against. Maybe these grifters on the right,
Speaker 1: they'll be like, yeah, you know math, I mean, really
Speaker 1: is is zero? And are and one? Are they real values?
Speaker 1: I'd like to bring in this renowned mathematician Terence take
Speaker 1: on numbers of terreology. I'm telling you that's like, it
Speaker 1: feels like that's this, that's where this road ends, because
Speaker 1: it's it can't be history, it can't be science anymore,
Speaker 1: it can't be any of these things. Like fucking I'm
Speaker 1: I'm just calling it Win's math. Win's math on the
Speaker 1: docket for cancelation. I believe it's I believe it's already
Speaker 1: on the docket. Thing. I'm gonna I'm gonna do a
Speaker 1: quick Google hold on quick Google search how many votes
Speaker 1: did Donald Trump lose by? No, No, those aren't good numbers.
Speaker 1: I don't like those numbers. I don't know they're like,
Speaker 1: that's a noted left word bias for sure. All right,
Speaker 1: let's talk about COVID. Real quick cases are on the
Speaker 1: rise across the country. Florida, uh, I think has the
Speaker 1: fastest rising or the second fastest rising national average for
Speaker 1: daily cases. And so Governor RHN de Santis has taken
Speaker 1: this opportunity, chosen this moment to release some sick merch.
Speaker 1: He's got some shirts that say don't fouci my Florida.
Speaker 1: Which is that a play on something don't? Is it
Speaker 1: like don't yuck my yum? Yeah? Is that? But it's
Speaker 1: like completely it's like don'ts There's no wordplay, there's alliteration,
Speaker 1: but the you know, it's it's like when somebody tells
Speaker 1: the joke and then you realize that they sort of
Speaker 1: said it in the intonation of a stand up comedian
Speaker 1: that they like, even though it was an original joke,
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, why that sound like Bill Burr
Speaker 1: was saying that joke, you know, And it's like you
Speaker 1: watched a lot of Bill Burr, but you didn't pick
Speaker 1: up on the whole premise punch line structure. I mean,
Speaker 1: don't fouch you my Florida. Okay, uh huh. I don't
Speaker 1: know how to I mean, it's it's faster to say
Speaker 1: don't vaccinate me. Yeah right, yeah, yeah, I'm not a sheep. Okay,
Speaker 1: that makes more sense. But I guess because I think
Speaker 1: it's just everything just like buzzwords, just to get people
Speaker 1: so energized, like yeah, fuci yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1: And it's alliterative slightly because it's too f words, but like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, that's what it's good. It's good copyrighting. There's
Speaker 1: also a drink couzy that says, how the hell am
Speaker 1: I going to be able to drink a beer with
Speaker 1: a mask on? That's a great question that science has
Speaker 1: not yet provided an answer for, Jack, and I don't
Speaker 1: appreciate you saying it in such a ridiculing tone. No,
Speaker 1: I was just reading it. That was actually my best,
Speaker 1: my best dramatic read of that question with a new
Speaker 1: with new beer patches from Anheuser Busch just slept right on.
Speaker 1: Well you butt chugged, dude, Yeah right, dude, that'd be
Speaker 1: so funny. That's like the response, how do you do
Speaker 1: without a mask? Comes wrong with you? What you don't
Speaker 1: want to drink beer? Dude? Come on? But that the
Speaker 1: fact that those are like official merch from his campaign
Speaker 1: is I mean, yeah, he's just like, is it gay
Speaker 1: to drink beer through a filter mask full of your
Speaker 1: own snot fellas? No man, hell no man. I butt
Speaker 1: chugged like a man, dude, And don't get me started
Speaker 1: about like butt play and how that could be like
Speaker 1: you know, saw to me adjacent. It isn't. It's scientifically
Speaker 1: proven to get you bucked up quicker. So nothing in
Speaker 1: the Bible that says you can't put beer in your ass. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so then God strike me down, because hey, I'm about
Speaker 1: to put another fucking tall boys. Hey, God strike me down.
Speaker 1: If this tallboy in my asses not to his will
Speaker 1: on earth as it is in heaven, Amen ship, as
Speaker 1: it is in heaven, may it be on earth. According
Speaker 1: to Washington Post rolling seven day average, the state report
Speaker 1: six new infections per one thousand residents last week, the
Speaker 1: second highest rate in the country. Yeah, so crushing it.
Speaker 1: He's also currently the governor, so he's like nailing it
Speaker 1: to such a degree, I am going to make funny shirts. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well he's also I've been on this this the new
Speaker 1: like what they call it, team to Santis Merch. On
Speaker 1: his site, he has like de Santis flags that are
Speaker 1: just mimicking the Trump ones, like it's so on the nose,
Speaker 1: like how they're just like, see, it's gonna be one
Speaker 1: for one, Like you know, the way he's trying to
Speaker 1: position himself as top runner unless you know, Daddy comes
Speaker 1: out of the out of home care to run again.
Speaker 1: I don't know, we'll see what happens, but he's clearly
Speaker 1: trying to position himself as just the Trumpiest piece of
Speaker 1: ship out there, despite you know, like and I think
Speaker 1: he's probably gonna be like, look, I'm just a governor
Speaker 1: who looked at the pandemic a different way and that
Speaker 1: I put all these people at risk and have a
Speaker 1: lot of blood on my hands from this management of everything.
Speaker 1: But I'm looking at a different way, which called in
Speaker 1: the different way. It's called without empathy or acknowledgement of humanity.
Speaker 1: In my heart, I I still don't understand how he
Speaker 1: thinks he's going to run for president with Trump still alive.
Speaker 1: Like I I understand if he's like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: just a life insurance policy on Trump, like if Trump
Speaker 1: dies before then, I'll be able to run for president.
Speaker 1: But like Trump is not going to choose not to
Speaker 1: run for president, Like, what do you who do you
Speaker 1: think he is? Like? What there's who do you think
Speaker 1: you are? I am, I don't know who do you?
Speaker 1: Who do you think you are? I am? I am?
Speaker 1: That's awesome, started joking. You think there's a chance he
Speaker 1: might not run, Yeah, because you know, I think what
Speaker 1: he was always most interested in was making money, and
Speaker 1: I think he was a little disappointed with how how
Speaker 1: much being president got in the way of his business ventures.
Speaker 1: So you know, there's, as the Koch Brothers show us,
Speaker 1: there's quite a bit more power to be had outside
Speaker 1: of the government than in it. You know, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe maybe he'll be on something cool,
Speaker 1: maybe he'll be scientologist by then, you know. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean shout out to Zeno obviously, and I'm not operating
Speaker 1: Seaton's out there because heating nation, we're going to be
Speaker 1: doing it. Did you guys see him at Sepack saying, uh,
Speaker 1: I forget who he was talking about, but he was
Speaker 1: like basically saying other people aren't real because they change
Speaker 1: when they get in trouble. And he was like, not me.
Speaker 1: They impeached me twice. I got worse, so I got worse.
Speaker 1: I got worse is fucking amazing, Like what I got worse? Great? Yeah, dog,
Speaker 1: And people, and you're so fun, you're so fucking pretzeled
Speaker 1: up mentally in that room and you're like, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: he got worse. I didn't become different. I got imp.
Speaker 1: I became I became worse. And then he repeated it,
Speaker 1: I became worse. Yeah, that's I mean, that basically sums
Speaker 1: it up. Doubling down on being wrong. It seems to
Speaker 1: be the playbook. But even if like, yeah, de Santis runs,
Speaker 1: I mean, like people, this is the kind of ship like,
Speaker 1: this is the thing that they have to do right
Speaker 1: now is to keep as much of the Mago world
Speaker 1: feeling good about him. So if it is him running,
Speaker 1: they can just flip the switch and it feels like
Speaker 1: nice and easy for them. And I think, no matter
Speaker 1: who runs, it's gonna be a fucking ship show. I mean,
Speaker 1: people are gonna be all in on whoever the candidate is.
Speaker 1: Plus all this voter suppression, like it's, oh my god, yeah,
Speaker 1: save us Jeebus. Now there's a beer couzy, Save us Jeebus.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be
Speaker 1: back to talk about some bullshit and we're back, and
Speaker 1: so some some interesting news. An unopened and sixty four
Speaker 1: copy of Super Mario sixty four just sold for over
Speaker 1: one point five million dollars mm hmm, with sixteen bids.
Speaker 1: Sixteen bids for is happening? I don't know, but I
Speaker 1: will say it's very interesting. There's like, you know, in
Speaker 1: this article in Slate to like just to give you
Speaker 1: some perspective. Right, the first comic book that's sold for
Speaker 1: a million dollars was Action Comics number one, which is
Speaker 1: the debut of Superman. Okay, it was in and it
Speaker 1: was it was printed in. This piece was seventy two
Speaker 1: years old. Okay. The first baseball card for more than
Speaker 1: a million T two O six, Honus Wagner in two thousand.
Speaker 1: Card was printed in nine. It was one years old
Speaker 1: when it was sold. This Mario cartridge it's only twenty
Speaker 1: five years old, and it's already getting over a million dollars,
Speaker 1: And people like, what the funk is happening? They say,
Speaker 1: there it's like a mixture of things. Pandemic has caused
Speaker 1: a lot of people to get into more vintage games. Then,
Speaker 1: like comic book collectors apparently are diversifying their investments and
Speaker 1: getting into vintage games, and also geriatric millennials and Gen
Speaker 1: xers who are coming to crypto apparently seemed to be
Speaker 1: the biggest buyers because these auction houses noticed in uptick
Speaker 1: when the crypto market is doing well. So and I
Speaker 1: guess maybe ship's just super inflated right now. But I
Speaker 1: don't know. Million and a half for a video games, Like,
Speaker 1: what do you do with that? You play it? Miles cold?
Speaker 1: You imagine just one? Yes, just really cool, just trying
Speaker 1: tom into their PS five. Have you ever have you
Speaker 1: ever tried to blow on a you know, first edition
Speaker 1: copy of a Superman comic. It's not fun and it
Speaker 1: burns up when you put it in an electrical device. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had this game. I made the mistake of opening
Speaker 1: it and apparently turned I didn't realize I was turning
Speaker 1: down one point five six million dollars by doing so. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The other thing is that they say, like, you know,
Speaker 1: for like for collectors, right, like I I used to
Speaker 1: collect basketball cards and ship rookies. Right, Rookie cards are
Speaker 1: worth the most. Like the first appearance of something is
Speaker 1: typically what have something a lot of value to collectors.
Speaker 1: That's why like the first appearance of Batman. Uh, you know,
Speaker 1: the fucking all these other things, like first editions or
Speaker 1: appearances typically is what gets people spending money. And like
Speaker 1: a lot of people were, like, we thought an O
Speaker 1: g Legend of Zelda would sell for more than an
Speaker 1: N sixty four copy of Super Mario sixty four because
Speaker 1: like for for Super Mario heads, like you know, some
Speaker 1: people like I don't know, I don't really like it,
Speaker 1: but other people like, it's the first three D version
Speaker 1: of Mario. Okay, I get that. But then but just
Speaker 1: to give you comparison, and O G Legend of Zelda
Speaker 1: and he s Cartridge got only eight D seventy thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: That's Mario's older. Yeah, I guess, I don't know, but
Speaker 1: the Mario is older. And also, you know, the when
Speaker 1: Mario went from two D to three D and we
Speaker 1: could really see the curves of that dump truck rock
Speaker 1: and that seems a lot of people's lives, you know,
Speaker 1: that's true. That's that's yep, that's when you see that
Speaker 1: who's the real princess Peach? I think it's Mario? Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: Emoji that can that cake, that Mario cake. We could
Speaker 1: finally see the shadows that it cast down his little
Speaker 1: plumbers pants. Yeah, the greatest plumbers ass of all time.
Speaker 1: All right, let's talk about shaky Richardson not gonna be
Speaker 1: able to participate in the Olympics. But she has been
Speaker 1: offered a six figure endorsement deal with a vape company,
Speaker 1: which she should totally fucking take, right, Like why thou
Speaker 1: dollars to become an endorser? Is what are her choices?
Speaker 1: Aren't those the same? I mean, if if she my
Speaker 1: question is if she takes the deal, does it disqualify
Speaker 1: her from ever trying to go to the Olympics or
Speaker 1: like why is this? And is this an either or
Speaker 1: aren't they barring her from the Olympics anyway? I shouldn't.
Speaker 1: I don't think either or. I mean, I think, if anything,
Speaker 1: it feels more like opportunistic on the vape company because
Speaker 1: they're just trying to get behind someone who's like in
Speaker 1: the news around weed. But like even for for her,
Speaker 1: like the reason she used it wasn't because she's like, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm just carried Richardson, and when I'm not breaking world records,
Speaker 1: I like to fucking dab it the funk up, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Where's my Google gang at? Like
Speaker 1: just like my mother died and I was coping. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I don't know, it feels like a bit of
Speaker 1: a weird thing. It would be tight for her to
Speaker 1: do a commercial that was like, Hey, did you just
Speaker 1: suffer a major life trauma? Try this vape? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: dr dab. I think it could be a number of things.
Speaker 1: I mean, part of me feels like, look, this two
Speaker 1: dollars I'm sure helps because we know famously Olympic athletes
Speaker 1: don't make any money, So like in that sense, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it gets you a check. But also like I don't
Speaker 1: know if she needs to be like cheeky about it
Speaker 1: to say, like I'm going to suddenly be like put
Speaker 1: myself at the forefront of this, because I think that
Speaker 1: might be a distraction for like what she's actually exceptional at.
Speaker 1: But I don't know, you know, I think either way,
Speaker 1: you'd hope that this isn't going to be like the
Speaker 1: last we hear about her that she you know, No, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's gonna have a long career. First story everyone. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's gonna be like dominating track and field for a
Speaker 1: long time. For probably the next couple of Olympics. I
Speaker 1: just I don't know, it feels like a local commercial
Speaker 1: level commitment. It's like doing a commercial for a local
Speaker 1: car dealership or something like that shouldn't preclude you from
Speaker 1: like taking some national sponsorships. But yeah, I mean, if anything,
Speaker 1: you hope like like you know, like typically these athletes
Speaker 1: get stuff from like you know, apparel makers and ship
Speaker 1: that they can just be like here, look, fucking here's money.
Speaker 1: Like that sucks that this happened to you. Please keep
Speaker 1: focusing on your physical hold d Skerry Richards and as
Speaker 1: like an athlete and as a story as a person
Speaker 1: is so popular and so exceptional that it is pretty
Speaker 1: wild that Nike has not stepped in to co opt. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: typically there I guess what like weed is like a
Speaker 1: third rail for them. I have no I mean, I
Speaker 1: have no idea, but it just seems like you know
Speaker 1: what you were saying Jack about, like it's it feels
Speaker 1: like a like a local commercial when you know, I
Speaker 1: feel like, for for somebody who has totally dominated the
Speaker 1: news cycle in the way that she has, it seems
Speaker 1: to me that she should be getting offers that are
Speaker 1: on a on a national stage, you know, right, right, right.
Speaker 1: If you're her manager, Jack, you're saying, hey, don't take that,
Speaker 1: this is this is this is a small ball she carry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll text her, I'll let her know. Yeah, this small
Speaker 1: ball sho carry. Just wait wait for Phil Knight to
Speaker 1: hit you up. I feel like Nike will, you know,
Speaker 1: reach out to her and like there there will be
Speaker 1: the Shocky Richardson commercial like three years from now, like
Speaker 1: the way that they came around, Uh Colin Kaepernick, you know,
Speaker 1: years after he first made a stand. I bet you
Speaker 1: they've already reached out. And I you know, because she
Speaker 1: was rocky. She was wearing Nike all through the qualifiers
Speaker 1: and things like that in the trials, So I'm sure
Speaker 1: on some level, you know, knowing how quickly they moved,
Speaker 1: they're probably been like, Okay, let's let's really figure this out,
Speaker 1: like how are we gonna how are we gonna maximize
Speaker 1: profits off of this thing? But yeah, it's oh yeah.
Speaker 1: They'll probably run like a dope bad with her during
Speaker 1: the track and field event. That would be kind of cool.
Speaker 1: I definitely support nobody going to the Olympics. I think
Speaker 1: great athletes should not go to the Olympics because the
Speaker 1: Olympics are bad, really bad for the cities that they're in.
Speaker 1: They're really bad for the athletes, they don't make any money,
Speaker 1: and uh they are a real estate scamp. So ye.
Speaker 1: There was a story about a Japanese guy who was
Speaker 1: displaced twice yep from the Tokyo Olympics, Like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: first he was displaced in sixty four and then also wow,
Speaker 1: so he's like yeah, uh it really sucks. It's a
Speaker 1: it's a very very sad story, and it's happened in
Speaker 1: a lot of cities, and that's why so many cities
Speaker 1: around the world have huge protests when their governments are like, hey,
Speaker 1: what if we had the Olympics here? And then people
Speaker 1: are like fuck no, Like well wait, we're gonna spend money,
Speaker 1: oh really on making sure the event is completely free
Speaker 1: of the what we've just determined to be societal, to
Speaker 1: trit this that we don't want tourists to see, and
Speaker 1: also to just help make things easier for advertising. We'd
Speaker 1: love to militarize your police really quickly, install a bunch
Speaker 1: of surveillance equipment that we will not take down. We
Speaker 1: would like to evict a bunch of residents of the
Speaker 1: city so we can build temporary housing for athletes and
Speaker 1: media who will then leave. We're going to build a
Speaker 1: bunch of stadiums that the city is then not going
Speaker 1: to use. So what do you think but hotels will
Speaker 1: make money? But you saying both will be there? All right,
Speaker 1: we like it. We we're back again. I mean, honestly,
Speaker 1: what's the easiest one, Like, the easiest way to do
Speaker 1: it is just to have it in one fucking place
Speaker 1: every fucking time. That's just a dedicated facility for the Olympics.
Speaker 1: And that's it, rather than treating it like a World's Fair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: to constantly build infrastructure every two to four years in
Speaker 1: a different city. And that's the scam. That's where they
Speaker 1: make the money, is the building and the permits and
Speaker 1: the fucking leases and ship And that's why they won't
Speaker 1: just build it in I don't know where, where would
Speaker 1: where would you put it? Miles if you could have
Speaker 1: the Olympics and permit talked about this before, like, you know,
Speaker 1: just to keep it with the theme of the games,
Speaker 1: like in Athens or something, and just always have the
Speaker 1: facility like or wherever. You know, Like, all we need
Speaker 1: to do, though, is just dedicate one place because at
Speaker 1: the end of the day. Like I don't watch it
Speaker 1: to be like, oh, they're here this year or they're
Speaker 1: there this year. It's like you watch it because you
Speaker 1: want to see like the peak of human competition. I
Speaker 1: don't have any problem with that if I love that
Speaker 1: kind of ship, but just do it like that in
Speaker 1: a way that's responsible for everybody involved and not you know,
Speaker 1: just exploitative and you know, completely disregarding like people who
Speaker 1: need help when making it like this sort of either
Speaker 1: or I had missed the nation themed light shows that
Speaker 1: open up every games that would uh bump me out?
Speaker 1: Do you remember London? Tim Burners Lee, the father of
Speaker 1: the Internet, was in the opening ceremonies. It's like, I
Speaker 1: don't give an they don't have anything else smiles. Let
Speaker 1: them have that, yeah right there, beans on toast, Let
Speaker 1: them have the English have their Let them have their
Speaker 1: slogan that the sun never sets on the English, the
Speaker 1: British Empire. Let him have that. Have it. They're fucking
Speaker 1: done and they know it. Give him Tim burners Lean,
Speaker 1: the spice girls and over the top opening ceremony and
Speaker 1: the feel good about it all. They have perfected the
Speaker 1: art of panel shows. All I watched now is British
Speaker 1: panel shows on YouTube? What's better about British panel shows
Speaker 1: because I've heard that now from a number of people.
Speaker 1: Number One, I think they just have a lot of them.
Speaker 1: They have a lot of comedians and TV people who
Speaker 1: are just I think it's that they have a lot
Speaker 1: of them and there's really a culture around them, and
Speaker 1: so everybody that appears on a British panel show is
Speaker 1: like pretty pretty up to snuff, you know, because this
Speaker 1: is like a thing they do a lot. So I
Speaker 1: think it's just that it's a more popular format and
Speaker 1: so they've like kind of done it, done it better. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like when I watch them like Graham Norton
Speaker 1: or like other ones where there's like a lot of
Speaker 1: interesting people together, it's like what a good podcast is
Speaker 1: because people come to like really just be a little
Speaker 1: more open and talk candidly. Whereas in America, our talk
Speaker 1: shows are just a facet of the like public marketing
Speaker 1: PR machine, Like we only have talk shows for people
Speaker 1: to come on to to like sort of push products,
Speaker 1: and it's the same of you know, not to say
Speaker 1: that people don't do those on panel shows there, but
Speaker 1: like the energy is more like I'm going to sell
Speaker 1: this thing and then I go away, versus like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll go promote, but also like we'll have a really
Speaker 1: fun chat with interesting people and it's the time to
Speaker 1: you know, you see, I feel like we see more
Speaker 1: hot takes or like clippable moments from these English panel
Speaker 1: shows that we do from like Kimmel or something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe it has something to do with like, but
Speaker 1: I mean, the material reality of production there is that
Speaker 1: it's not America, it's not l a. They don't have like,
Speaker 1: you know, you can go shoot anywhere in California and
Speaker 1: make it look like a different place in the world,
Speaker 1: but in the UK, it's always gonna look like London.
Speaker 1: So they shoot a lot of stuff in studio, and
Speaker 1: they just do a lot of stuff in studio because
Speaker 1: it's foking cheap, you know, it's really cheap. But like
Speaker 1: they get they get really good writers and you know,
Speaker 1: good games, and I think that's stuff more fun than
Speaker 1: like Wheel of Fortune or whatever, because Well of Fortune
Speaker 1: always felt like there was basically no skill involved. You know,
Speaker 1: you're at the mercy of the wheel, just like in life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Van of White, Yeah, yeah, you know, she controls
Speaker 1: the weather, right, But yeah, there's like those games like
Speaker 1: Wheel of Fortunate, like it's funny that just feels like
Speaker 1: a like a doctor's office waiting room of a of
Speaker 1: a game show. Like it's just sort of like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess it's there. It's better than nothing, But I'm
Speaker 1: not like, oh funk, it's not for a Wheel of Fortune.
Speaker 1: It used to be. I think I think those games.
Speaker 1: I watched him more when I was a kid because
Speaker 1: like my intellect was at a level where it's like
Speaker 1: very stimulating, like, oh, maybe I can figure this out.
Speaker 1: But now I'm like I don't give a shit about
Speaker 1: how many of USA Today's crossword puzzle the TV show
Speaker 1: is basically right, yeah, yeah, but you know, shout out
Speaker 1: to panel shows show. I feel like a lot of
Speaker 1: British game shows and panel shows are like as good
Speaker 1: as Jeopardy, And I think Jeopardy is great, and Jeopardy
Speaker 1: is like my favorite game show, my favorite like American
Speaker 1: panel type show. That that's interesting, the the idea that
Speaker 1: it's like the pr machine that makes American like because
Speaker 1: the persistent like it's kind of a lame observation, but
Speaker 1: like just the persistence of terrible nous that comes out
Speaker 1: of like late night TV shows, and and yet like
Speaker 1: there's so much talent and so many funny writers who
Speaker 1: like work on them. Has always like kind of confounded me.
Speaker 1: It's pretty depressing. Yeah, and it's it's it's and it's
Speaker 1: a golden handcuff situation for a lot of those writers too,
Speaker 1: because like you're paid so well and like it's eaten,
Speaker 1: but it's all in service of this other singular talent
Speaker 1: who's the host. But then it's like, yeah, I used
Speaker 1: to have dreams, was like, but I get paid like
Speaker 1: like like fifty two weeks out of the year. It's
Speaker 1: like the sweet big dude, it's available often like once
Speaker 1: you're in it. It's for a lot of people that
Speaker 1: get used to the money and then it's hard to
Speaker 1: get out. Or I think what's interesting about late night
Speaker 1: TV is like it's changed so much because you know,
Speaker 1: it was kind of a peak TV format and now
Speaker 1: we're in peak streaming, and so late night as a
Speaker 1: format doesn't make any fucking with streaming because it involves
Speaker 1: the things that happened that day, which is something that
Speaker 1: we now we consume that kind of content, the daily
Speaker 1: digestive content now more on the internet or in a
Speaker 1: podcast like this. So why does Late Night even exist
Speaker 1: is a question a lot of people have been asking
Speaker 1: for a long time. And uh, it's it's interesting to
Speaker 1: see the way Late Night has coped by becoming worse.
Speaker 1: It made me worse and went back to like that
Speaker 1: same format after like the whole thing after the Tonight show.
Speaker 1: I mean it's a literal different but still like the
Speaker 1: interview like canned conversation format is. Yeah, now he's doing podcasts,
Speaker 1: so we're we're getting there, but same same ship, different
Speaker 1: different medium. It's interesting that another country was able to
Speaker 1: like make it work because it's so it's been so
Speaker 1: bad for so long in America. Well, sorry, June, as
Speaker 1: always such a pleasure having you. Where can people find
Speaker 1: you and follow you? I am on TikTok you, Underscore Tube,
Speaker 1: Underscore Channel. I am on Instagram, corpse Flower that's f
Speaker 1: l o you are, And uh, my website is sorry
Speaker 1: June dot online. You can go there. You can send
Speaker 1: me money at p Sara June on Venmo or cash
Speaker 1: app and uh, you know, I love to receive messages
Speaker 1: from the outside world on cash app. That's I'm not
Speaker 1: an alien, Please send me your interactions interact with me.
Speaker 1: Is there a tweet or some of the work of
Speaker 1: social media you've been enjoying. Yes, here's a here's a
Speaker 1: good tweet that I like. Um, it's not funny, but
Speaker 1: it's very good. It's from Vincent Bevan's at v I
Speaker 1: N N scent and it is the United States government
Speaker 1: has intentionally worsened the living standards of the Cuban people
Speaker 1: in pursuit of regime change for over sixty years. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's just like your opinion, man, Like that is always funny. Whenever,
Speaker 1: like these countries that have just been absolutely destroyed by
Speaker 1: embargoes and sanctions, the medias goes, oh, man, it's so
Speaker 1: bad over there. Huh. It's like, well, hold on, ashole,
Speaker 1: you want to zoom out and actually explain it rather
Speaker 1: be like and that's the problem with socialism, and that's
Speaker 1: the problem with dis place. Am alright, folks, all right,
Speaker 1: this message brought to you by General Electric. It's just
Speaker 1: very funny to me that there is a Wikipedia article
Speaker 1: about US intervention in Latin America, and that's free, that's
Speaker 1: free for you to access, that's free for everybody to read.
Speaker 1: And yet some people still think that President Joe Biden
Speaker 1: is going to back any policy that helps the people
Speaker 1: of Cuba. Just read the article and then tell me
Speaker 1: what you think. Just read the article and then think
Speaker 1: of a little bit about our history. Just get Just
Speaker 1: tell me what made you think that we might as
Speaker 1: a as a government, not you and me. You know, Miles,
Speaker 1: you're cool. Jack, you're cool. But the government might give
Speaker 1: a ship about this country for any reason other than
Speaker 1: taking control of it. I would love to hear anybody's reasons.
Speaker 1: You can cut that out. I'm very angry about this.
Speaker 1: We won't be cutting it out because you said I
Speaker 1: was cool, and that's a vacuum that here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Cut the whole thing, but keep that part where I
Speaker 1: said Jack, you're cool. I just play it with no context.
Speaker 1: Please welcome, Sorry, June, Jack You're cool. Alright, alr. I
Speaker 1: could just make it my ring tone. Get it in there, uh,
Speaker 1: Miles or if you will find you what the tweet
Speaker 1: you've been enjoying. You can find me on Twitter and
Speaker 1: Instagram at Miles of Gray and also the other show
Speaker 1: four twenty Day Fiance, where you can come check us out.
Speaker 1: Just doing the four twenties and talking about ninety day fiance,
Speaker 1: like we always do. First tweet that I like from
Speaker 1: Travis Hellwig at Travis Helwig, DC Journalists, Washington is a bubble.
Speaker 1: We know what real America is all about. Also dcjourn Journalists,
Speaker 1: Who is Olivia Rodrigo because that's so much of the
Speaker 1: energy around her visiting the White House. And then one
Speaker 1: more is a bit of a visual gag. It's from
Speaker 1: at Violently Epic. It's at Helen's alt account, and I
Speaker 1: just want to say this picture right here, it's from
Speaker 1: everyone from Breaking Bad. It says who's getting the best
Speaker 1: dick vote below? And it's like all these scenes from
Speaker 1: Breaking Bad where like people have like guns to their
Speaker 1: heads but they have like these tortures and their faces
Speaker 1: are usually like up against the wall, just like getting
Speaker 1: the best I mean it's Hank. I gotta say it's
Speaker 1: Hank the middle. Yeah. Hank is like oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I thought they were all Hank. I mean we're all Hank,
Speaker 1: We're all yeah. Gus looks like he's having fun too. Uh.
Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien.
Speaker 1: A couple of tweets I've been enjoying. Doug Pound tweeted,
Speaker 1: sucks that poopan only comes in gray Kelsey Bowman Murphy
Speaker 1: just tweeted a picture of Richard Branson. So this was
Speaker 1: a picture that Richard Branson and uh Elon Musk tweeted
Speaker 1: out of themselves. And she like, you kind of have
Speaker 1: to see it, but they just look like they're standing
Speaker 1: in a very basic house. And she said, to have
Speaker 1: billions of dollars and those cabinets, what's the point? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I cocked that to that kitchen was interesting. It might
Speaker 1: be that those guys are dumb. Yeah, So I mean,
Speaker 1: if you've seen the way they dressed them, Yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: not the best taste, but they have all the happiness
Speaker 1: that billions of dollars can buy. Who needs nice? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean the happiest people are trying to concoct ways
Speaker 1: to leave Earth. Yeah. I was gonna say maybe if
Speaker 1: they had nicer cabinets, they wouldn't want to go to
Speaker 1: space so bad. They just be hanging out in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Tried a new cabinet do over. I'm so uninterested in
Speaker 1: like what they do, like what those two hanging out
Speaker 1: together would be Like it sounds and borings like the
Speaker 1: worst party ever and then at our measures tweeted, doctor
Speaker 1: do you exercise me? Oh yeah, I do all of them,
Speaker 1: the push offs, plunks doctor or nothing me craunches doctor
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Speaker 1: we link off to the animation that we talked about
Speaker 1: in today's episode, as well as a song we think
Speaker 1: you might enjoy. Miles. What song are we sending people
Speaker 1: to check out today? This is a track called Moving
Speaker 1: Up by an artist known as Mr Mitch, who is
Speaker 1: a London based artist. And you know they're like super viby,
Speaker 1: feels sort of like vapor wave adjacent, so it sounds
Speaker 1: like again like people market move vapor wave like you know,
Speaker 1: sort of imagine you're walking through a spooky shopping mall
Speaker 1: and like the music is slowed down, but it sounds
Speaker 1: like music but real kind of viby. And this track
Speaker 1: Moving Up is just exactly that. It's got a really
Speaker 1: good like sort of combination of older you know, sort
Speaker 1: of like an old Patina audio Patina over it, but
Speaker 1: with familiar rhythms and production. So uh, this is a
Speaker 1: good one. Mr Mitch moving up. Oh right, that's gonna
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