Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one, eight eight,
Speaker 1: Episode three of their Daily Guys to production by Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into America's share consciousness. It's Wednesday, June nine one. My
Speaker 1: name is Jack O'Brien, a K. Chuggy, Chuggy, Chuka Chuga Chugi,
Speaker 1: Brandon everywhere, Chugga Chuka Chuka Chuggi, Brandon everywhere, Brandon everywhere,
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Speaker 1: goes down so smoothly. That is courtesy of Christie al
Speaker 1: Gucci Man. And I'm thrilled to be joined as always
Speaker 1: by my co host, Mr Miles Gray. Yes, it's your
Speaker 1: local conspiracy theorist and founder of the Wash Conspiracy Chugann
Speaker 1: It's Miles Gray. And I just had to come up
Speaker 1: with that one off the riff because looky, I kind
Speaker 1: of wouldn't do the Miss new Booty one too, But
Speaker 1: it is what is it? Shout out to my brain? Yeah, yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: we are thrilled Miles to be joined in our third
Speaker 1: seat by Wanted, the funniest stand up medians in the world.
Speaker 1: She's appeared on Last Call and at midnight where she
Speaker 1: won the Internet twice you saw on Flaphouse. Sorry, but
Speaker 1: I want the Internet six and or seven times? I know,
Speaker 1: but I didn't want to. I wanted to let you correct.
Speaker 1: Dare you did? You're a weirdos like I know you
Speaker 1: know what that is. That's a happily married man. That's
Speaker 1: the sign of a man who goes you know what
Speaker 1: they Yes, you're right wrong once again? My bad? Uh
Speaker 1: flop House. Her Twitter account was named one of the
Speaker 1: seventy best Twitter accounts by Pace. Please welcome the absolutely
Speaker 1: hilarious Marcella R. Wait, hello, Hi, Sorry for being outdated.
Speaker 1: What does the show even about anymore? He's talking to
Speaker 1: just getting people SATs wrong? So you want six or
Speaker 1: seven times. One of the funniest things about Jack is
Speaker 1: like how like his whole he's just so muted and
Speaker 1: like the vibe is just like real chill. And then
Speaker 1: when he is doing that introduction, he goes for it
Speaker 1: and it really gives me some insight into what's happening
Speaker 1: in the bedroom with his wife. So I'm just into it,
Speaker 1: you know, I like it. I love to admire it.
Speaker 1: Another gear I don't know where you don't know and
Speaker 1: Miles is like the same at all times, which it's
Speaker 1: really I wonder what you're like with your parents, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, I just annoyed the funk. I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: are you an only child? Yeah? Okay, alright in the conversation,
Speaker 1: I'm not interested anymore. There we go. Miles turns it
Speaker 1: on for his like friends parents. I've seen him like
Speaker 1: one of his friends parents and like a sandwich shop,
Speaker 1: and it's just like, Darlene, I'm like, oh, because you know,
Speaker 1: sometimes it's we when you see people out in public,
Speaker 1: and most of the time you see people you don't
Speaker 1: want to fucking see in public, but sometimes you see
Speaker 1: like you're like your homie from high schools, like mom,
Speaker 1: You're like, oh my god, Darling, what the funk bits
Speaker 1: bring it in? Talking to Darling like that, are you no? No?
Speaker 1: I said, how are you? Okay? Oh? You come here
Speaker 1: to you work around here? Hopefully I run into again. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that sounds I was trying to mac the laughter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we gotta add that to the intro. Also, fantastic animal intel.
Speaker 1: Oh ship, damn, that is really something that this this replaces.
Speaker 1: Mariah as No apologized, I'm sorry I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah, this is a lifetime of
Speaker 1: being terrified of conflict to a pathological degree. Do you
Speaker 1: go through an emo like a gothic phase? Jack, No,
Speaker 1: not really. I went through like, uh just I think
Speaker 1: you grew up in the Midwest too much for you
Speaker 1: to get emo. No, there's plenty, plenty of emo. I
Speaker 1: work cross colors, and like Carl Can, I in a
Speaker 1: town that was like the whitest town in the world,
Speaker 1: and that was kind of my EMO phase. That was
Speaker 1: like everybody was mad at me, like including my teachers,
Speaker 1: that you didn't get dark, you got black. That's right,
Speaker 1: he went another direction. Yeah, that's funny. Marcella was new
Speaker 1: or it's still in the middle of a pandemic. Where
Speaker 1: are you asking me that nothing is new? There's nothing
Speaker 1: to update. I got trying to set up these hook
Speaker 1: ups with these dudes and it's just not working out.
Speaker 1: And I'm very annoying, you know. I'm just coming to
Speaker 1: people's downs and I'm trying to, you know, make something happen,
Speaker 1: and it's not. You know, I'm just upset. What's upset
Speaker 1: is it? Does it feel like the energy is different?
Speaker 1: Out there with the everyone being vaccinated or it's just
Speaker 1: kind of the same same well. I mean, I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to not hook up with strangers because i mean,
Speaker 1: first of all, men lies, so like I don't I
Speaker 1: can't trust some strangers like vaccinated with anyone, do you know,
Speaker 1: It's like that's out the window. So I'm like trying
Speaker 1: to hook up with people I like pretty much ke
Speaker 1: known or like really like you know, kind of trust
Speaker 1: in some way, and it's just not handing out. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, really like, what is he even out there?
Speaker 1: What are the options? You know? Guy, I'm just saying, guys,
Speaker 1: You guys are lucky to be in a whatever you
Speaker 1: want to call, But how do you like triangulate like
Speaker 1: the people you know you feel like you have enough
Speaker 1: like mutual friends or whatever to be like, Okay, I
Speaker 1: think I can kind of understand or cage how honest
Speaker 1: this person is. I mean, if I've known them for you,
Speaker 1: I have to know I have to know them for
Speaker 1: years to be like this can be a fine one
Speaker 1: night stand, you know, because I've had poked up with
Speaker 1: homies and it's fine, and then I tooked up with
Speaker 1: homies and it's not fine, and there is no there's
Speaker 1: no kind of navigating that. But you know, it's also
Speaker 1: at a certain point, especially now through the pandemic, it's
Speaker 1: like people are definitely approaching everything a little differently. You know,
Speaker 1: everybody just like yeah, sexs okay, yeah, let's just do this.
Speaker 1: I don't even want you know what I mean? Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean that's another problem is that you know, some
Speaker 1: people out they lie and they're like, no I don't.
Speaker 1: I just want to do this, and it's like, no,
Speaker 1: you don't, and I want that. I'm telling you right now,
Speaker 1: too sensitive, fellows are too sensitive? All right, we are
Speaker 1: going to get to know you a little bit better.
Speaker 1: And switched it up when I said men are two sensive.
Speaker 1: He was like, whoa, that's not here. I have such
Speaker 1: a thick skin that I'm just gonna move right on
Speaker 1: from that and into the stories that we're talking about today. Q,
Speaker 1: Where where did you go? What happened? Hey? What happened?
Speaker 1: It seems like right around when everybody figured out who
Speaker 1: Q was, and he's got a real boring name, and
Speaker 1: it's just like a mod that that, like he just disappeared,
Speaker 1: So they must have gotten that one wrong. So we'll
Speaker 1: talk about that. We will revisit the sentiment of fuck
Speaker 1: the Koch brothers because they apparently have a hand in
Speaker 1: Joe Mansion's quote unquote reasoning. We'll talk about that pro
Speaker 1: publica report that reveals how little the ultra wealthy pay
Speaker 1: in taxas a blair Witch escape room. But first, before
Speaker 1: we get to any of that, Marcella, we like to
Speaker 1: ask our guest, what is something from your search history?
Speaker 1: I googled the word fromentation because I was texting my
Speaker 1: friend because she is pregnant, so I was like, congrats
Speaker 1: on your fermented semen. And then before I hit send,
Speaker 1: I was like, is that even the proper? And I
Speaker 1: started googling from it and I was just like, wait,
Speaker 1: this isn't Twitter. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. It
Speaker 1: made me realize how like I'm traumatized from Twitter, Like
Speaker 1: because I think I've talked about this before on here.
Speaker 1: It's like, I do try to consider all the reactions
Speaker 1: that people are going to say to me, what with
Speaker 1: you know, whatever I tweet. And then I was just like, wait,
Speaker 1: this is my friend, you know, this is just me
Speaker 1: being funny. It doesn't matter. I don't need it to
Speaker 1: be accurate, and I was just like, so when I
Speaker 1: was like looking at my Google, so just fermentation was
Speaker 1: right there, and I was like, oh, this is really
Speaker 1: freaking funny that I actually gave so much of a ship.
Speaker 1: But I'm traumatized by Twitter. Yeah there's something like I said,
Speaker 1: I said that my a K yesterday runaway Train was
Speaker 1: by skid Row instead of soul Asylum too, different bands
Speaker 1: with like long blonde hair lead singers, and just had
Speaker 1: my mentions blown up. And it's just it feels like
Speaker 1: you're being assaulted or like, you know, people are just
Speaker 1: like coming at you because like eight different people are
Speaker 1: saying the same thing. So it feels like but it
Speaker 1: I mean, they're right, but like my net my natural
Speaker 1: instinct was to be like, god, damn it, everybody leave
Speaker 1: me alone. But like it's just such an unpleasant experience.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, they're right. I definitely got that wrong.
Speaker 1: And my bad, my bad Joel. Yeah, but that's I
Speaker 1: would say, that's different though than what I'm what bothers
Speaker 1: me because it's like if I just say the wrong,
Speaker 1: like literally the wrong reference or the wrong you know,
Speaker 1: like it's not a Conue song, it's a jay Z song,
Speaker 1: like I'm like, oh yeah, that's that's a matter of fact.
Speaker 1: And in comedy it's like she does not need to
Speaker 1: be a matter of fact. It's like it's just meant
Speaker 1: to be funny. And I think that I have to
Speaker 1: keep reviding myself, especially that now that I'm getting back
Speaker 1: into performing. It's it's not about it being fucking perfect,
Speaker 1: it's about it being fucking funny. And I think that's
Speaker 1: the that's the fuck up thing about some of these
Speaker 1: audiences and some of these people on Twitter. It's like, okay,
Speaker 1: but is it funny? And if it's not funny, why
Speaker 1: do you not funny? Funny? Is it because it doesn't
Speaker 1: like resonate with you, It doesn't apply to you. That's
Speaker 1: one that's different. You know, your stand up set doesn't
Speaker 1: have a fact checking department. You haven't checking from. They're
Speaker 1: called hecklers and they're faced and they're us anyway. No, no no,
Speaker 1: I don't hear him out until they shut the funk up.
Speaker 1: And then every now and again we kicked somebody out.
Speaker 1: I remember at a at fucking Chatterbox. Steve Hernandez has
Speaker 1: his fucking fun well, he used to have a fun
Speaker 1: Yes and West Covina and a guy was like on
Speaker 1: the phone in the front, like on the phone, and
Speaker 1: at first I was like, you have a chance because
Speaker 1: I'm not a complete dick. And I'm like, okay, you
Speaker 1: can wrap that up. You can't be on the phone.
Speaker 1: And he just kept chatting on the phone and like
Speaker 1: like like a show wasn't happening. It was bonkers. I
Speaker 1: got the whole room to boo at him, and then
Speaker 1: he like Steve walked him out as he was being booed.
Speaker 1: It was hilarious. Well, and that's what I missed about
Speaker 1: live performances. But it was that thing of like what
Speaker 1: the hell, why are you? Like, also, just step outside.
Speaker 1: It's a bar, Like why would you want to be
Speaker 1: on the phone, you know when there's a show and
Speaker 1: there's loud and it's like especially for someone to be
Speaker 1: in front at the chatter boy, it was like so
Speaker 1: big where you're like, okay, I get it's a gigantic
Speaker 1: room and you're like, motherfucker, I'm three, I'm I can
Speaker 1: see you. Yeah, I can see your face. He clearly
Speaker 1: hadn't didn't know who he was trying to pull that
Speaker 1: ship chapters. Sure you flattering men unless you want that.
Speaker 1: Unless you don't want me to, I'll shut up. I
Speaker 1: should just shut the Actually a quote on on I forgot.
Speaker 1: I did this interview with Vulture, and I said, like,
Speaker 1: I freaking hate compliments because they do. Because it's like,
Speaker 1: if I'm feeling bad about myself, you can't make me
Speaker 1: not feel bad. Like I just feel bad. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: sit in it. It's fine. I'm gonna process these feelings.
Speaker 1: But if I'm feeling good, you can't make me feel good,
Speaker 1: or you're not gonna make me feel bratty or Jack
Speaker 1: Brady as is. You know, it's a matter of fact,
Speaker 1: though that our listeners should know that you are probably
Speaker 1: comedian to heckle. I think that's a matter of fact. Yeah,
Speaker 1: fun around and find out, come out, come see me
Speaker 1: in Sacramento in New York this summery all around and
Speaker 1: find out. Have you done any live shows? I've done
Speaker 1: a couple. I did Um. I did a little string
Speaker 1: of shows in Colorado and that was that was really fun.
Speaker 1: You know, I will say that these audiences are really
Speaker 1: generous with their laughter. Right now, I'm telling every comic
Speaker 1: that's nervous, it's like, dude, take advantage if people do
Speaker 1: not give a ship what you're talking about right now,
Speaker 1: Like they yeah, dude, I can just be like I mean,
Speaker 1: you can say the dumbest ship and they're so into it,
Speaker 1: like it's it's really it's really fun. It's really nice.
Speaker 1: It's also just like, yeah, this is the energy that
Speaker 1: everybody should always have a comedy shows like fucking relaxed.
Speaker 1: We're there to have fun, like life is good even
Speaker 1: when it's bad, like we're having a moment to ourselves
Speaker 1: like I am kind of glad people kind of mentally reset,
Speaker 1: you know, and are taking ship for granted. Because that's
Speaker 1: really what I hope a lot of people learned this year.
Speaker 1: But it's been a few shows I've done have been
Speaker 1: really really fun. It reminds me of when I would
Speaker 1: I entertained the troops back in two thousand thirteen in Japan,
Speaker 1: and they were like the most gracious audience, generous with
Speaker 1: their laughter, but even when you bombed, they were so
Speaker 1: sweet afterwards, Like because I bombed bombed half of my shows,
Speaker 1: I killed the other half. But it was really funny
Speaker 1: that even after I usually when you bomb at a
Speaker 1: show afterwards, when you're like standing out there, if you
Speaker 1: have the nerves stand out there. People will ignore you
Speaker 1: if you bomb. But what I love about our troops
Speaker 1: is that even if a bomb, they still came over,
Speaker 1: shook my hand and said thank you for coming out
Speaker 1: here and performing for us. We really appreciated it. And
Speaker 1: I was like Jesus Christ, and they're like, why this
Speaker 1: guy got the bomb disposal suit on? Sorry to take
Speaker 1: a photo forget what? I don't like to do this podcast?
Speaker 1: What's something you think is overraged? You know what? Like?
Speaker 1: Once again, I did not want to participate, and so
Speaker 1: I asked Twitter, and there are some really interesting answers
Speaker 1: and here's what I would want to say. And I
Speaker 1: don't because you know, I only hear myself talk. I
Speaker 1: don't listen to those podcasts on a regular basis, So
Speaker 1: I don't know what your guests are saying for overrated
Speaker 1: and underrated. But my question to you guys, and maybe
Speaker 1: it's just a comment I want to say, is do
Speaker 1: people confuse overrated for just some ship they don't like? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's the that's the quickest way someone will
Speaker 1: engage with like that question. For sure, I don't like it,
Speaker 1: or because other people like it, it's overrated, right, And
Speaker 1: I just don't. I don't think that's the assignment, right.
Speaker 1: I think that's why I have such a hard time
Speaker 1: with it. I'm like, oh, you are taking the easy
Speaker 1: way out. I didn't know that, right. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: like to think about these things, which is why I
Speaker 1: usually don't want to do them because I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is too much work. Yeah, I mean we stopped doing
Speaker 1: the myths because of you, I know. I mean that
Speaker 1: was that was stupid. That one was dumb, and it
Speaker 1: was just it was only guy Montgomery who was just
Speaker 1: coming coming heavy with those ones. Shut the guy. So
Speaker 1: other people's overrated, sore, you're overrated other people? Well, I
Speaker 1: just here. Well I guess I'm like shocked because a
Speaker 1: lot of white dudes were like beyonced it and I
Speaker 1: was like and I was just like, Okay, just because
Speaker 1: something isn't for you doesn't mean it's overrated. You know.
Speaker 1: Somebody told me Outcast, which I found really offensive. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're a white dude from the suburbs, Like, of course
Speaker 1: you don't like Outcast. That's fine. If you don't like them,
Speaker 1: they're not overrated just because you don't understand it. It
Speaker 1: was really interesting, and I wonder what your gut what
Speaker 1: you guys, this is my question to you, is what's
Speaker 1: been your experience, Like what's the most offensive overrated you
Speaker 1: guys have heard on this podcast? I mean like you
Speaker 1: were really like you like you lost respect about of
Speaker 1: the person. Oh, we just we just we just don't
Speaker 1: air those episodes. They don't get asked back, they get
Speaker 1: they just get stuffed in the back. No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean it's all everyone just kind of it's always opinion,
Speaker 1: so you know, I never really take it personal because
Speaker 1: people usually articulate the thing first. I'll be like weed,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what the funk? And they'll be like,
Speaker 1: because I'm this and I grew up, but that's not overrated?
Speaker 1: Yeah see, I like this debate. Yeah. Like, so is
Speaker 1: there something just in general in your lifetime that you
Speaker 1: felt was overrated for you personally? There have been things,
Speaker 1: I mean I have thought about them, and when I've
Speaker 1: done this podcast before, and I mean I think we've
Speaker 1: had some interesting conversations and some people brought up some
Speaker 1: interesting points. But again even when I remember because I
Speaker 1: did like the phone call one and there were people
Speaker 1: that were like, I can't YadA YadA for whatever reasons
Speaker 1: because of this with that and the other because of
Speaker 1: mental health reasons or whatever, which is like, that doesn't
Speaker 1: mean that it's overrated to you. That means that it
Speaker 1: doesn't function for you as an individual human being anyways.
Speaker 1: So I'm and I was really I remember that one specifically,
Speaker 1: just being like, I literally hate how many people ship
Speaker 1: on talking on the phone when it's like such an
Speaker 1: easy way to connect with human beings. You know, that's
Speaker 1: not no, not they got it backwards, you got you
Speaker 1: want to talk one phone? Yeah, Well That's what I'm
Speaker 1: saying is that's the difference between considering something's underrated overrated
Speaker 1: and I'm just like it literally, how about how about
Speaker 1: I posit one to you. Here's something that is very
Speaker 1: highly liked right now in popular culture, the Olivia Rodrigo album.
Speaker 1: Oh I enjoyed it. Okay, I had really had had
Speaker 1: a good I had a good viral tweet. I said,
Speaker 1: of course I love that Olivia Rodrigo album because dudes
Speaker 1: eight ship at seventeen and forty seven bitches related the
Speaker 1: young bitches, the old bitches. I even got some older
Speaker 1: women to listen to the album because of that. Tweet
Speaker 1: and they're just like, yeah, this is like this is
Speaker 1: on the money because it's like it's not overrated. It
Speaker 1: really like she really captures those like broken hearted feelings,
Speaker 1: especially you have as a young woman, and sometimes when
Speaker 1: you had another heartbreak after another heartbreak after another heartbreak,
Speaker 1: you're like, this is the same old ship. Like dude,
Speaker 1: my friend lady A Papovitch the last time I called
Speaker 1: her up because I was like really heartbroken about some situation.
Speaker 1: I was just what was ending. She was like myself,
Speaker 1: you have the worst look with guys. And I was
Speaker 1: really glad she said that because it made me be like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so it's not just me like it was really shitty,
Speaker 1: but it made me just kind of it kind of
Speaker 1: gave me some sense of comfort knowing that like I'm
Speaker 1: really having I really am having the hard time that
Speaker 1: I like, I'm not exaggerating it, but listening to like
Speaker 1: a teenage girl, it's like, damn, you know what it
Speaker 1: made me think? Though it definitely made me be like
Speaker 1: parents should not be letting their teenagers date. If they
Speaker 1: can control it, they should not allow it. It's so
Speaker 1: fucking awful and such a huge distraction and it should
Speaker 1: wait because I didn't date till I got a little older,
Speaker 1: and I'm really glad it didn't. That song driver's license
Speaker 1: has like really driven home. First of all, like how
Speaker 1: young those those people? Right? Yeah? And like yeah, it
Speaker 1: just made me feel old as fun being like, wait,
Speaker 1: they're like dating and saying they're in love with someone
Speaker 1: before they even get their driver's license. Yeah. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: shouldn't get their driver's license that young either, But yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I'm in love with her because
Speaker 1: she'll let me drive her brother's truck and I don't
Speaker 1: have a driver license, you know what I mean? And
Speaker 1: that's like that was my pieces room of which is
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Dudes ain't ship at seventeen, said I
Speaker 1: got her sick ass Vaughn Dutch hat. So don't tell
Speaker 1: me that he's like knowing Miles has always liked white girls.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you should man keep it down over there,
Speaker 1: say some wild ship, aren't you? No? No, not at all,
Speaker 1: not at all. No, I've I've I've dated a plethora
Speaker 1: of many. You don't have a type that interesting. For
Speaker 1: a while, my type was dancers. Wow, you're weird. Like
Speaker 1: in North Hollywood, the Millennium dance complex is there where
Speaker 1: all the backup, like all the choreography for music. So
Speaker 1: I was around that became my vibe for a little bit.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. Okay, well then that's a good one. Overrated
Speaker 1: is people having like specific references. Yeah, I think that
Speaker 1: that's really disgusted because it can be you know, very
Speaker 1: racist or um or whatever, sucking body discrimination and um
Speaker 1: and I don't have a type. And people are always
Speaker 1: a shot because I think people because I do talk
Speaker 1: about black eyes a lot because black eyes like me.
Speaker 1: That's what I'll say. Black eyes approached me. Black eyes
Speaker 1: like me. Black eyes are like they don't they don't
Speaker 1: mind my type of personality and uh so, like they
Speaker 1: will gravitate towards them. But I do not have a
Speaker 1: type of liked every type of guy. Um, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I don't discriminate. I love a fat dude to look,
Speaker 1: a skinny dude, to like short dude, like a tall dude.
Speaker 1: What's the most important thing that like they can keep
Speaker 1: up with, like not getting like taking the ships you
Speaker 1: say personally and understanding your sense of humor or that
Speaker 1: they have empathy. Like what's the first thing that you
Speaker 1: look for I mean the first I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know that there's the first thing I look for.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you gotta definitely have a sense of humor,
Speaker 1: but I mean I I don't know. I like a
Speaker 1: good a good laugher, a generous laugher. But that's because
Speaker 1: I'm a comedian, but because the dudes, I think something
Speaker 1: I noticed that because it happened in the household. My
Speaker 1: brother he would always be like, who who said that?
Speaker 1: If I said something funny? Who said that? He would say, who?
Speaker 1: Who's that? From? The movie? Is that from? And that
Speaker 1: was one of those things from It's Sucked Up? But
Speaker 1: it's like it's how well it is? But he really
Speaker 1: like he says it to my mom too sometimes when
Speaker 1: she says something funny, and it's been like the thing
Speaker 1: that I really noticed in guys where it's like, wow,
Speaker 1: you're such a sexist and don't even realize how deep
Speaker 1: it is. And I'm like, I really just if a
Speaker 1: guy can like That's why I love doing this podcast.
Speaker 1: I'll give you one compliment. You guys do laugh when
Speaker 1: I do say something funny, and that is actually very
Speaker 1: hard to find in more than one man at a
Speaker 1: single time. But that's also why you guys are friends.
Speaker 1: You know, we gonna do not laugh, but they don't.
Speaker 1: Our job is easy that like we get to talk
Speaker 1: with funny people. They're funny and I like to laugh.
Speaker 1: So is it all? I know? But what I'm saying
Speaker 1: is like that's it's such a simple thing, and yet
Speaker 1: many men shout out to the page archie. They really
Speaker 1: can't like wrap their heads around it, and it's really frustrating.
Speaker 1: And and it's also like I don't understand why so
Speaker 1: many guys like they really don't think I don't think
Speaker 1: I'm like some drop dead beautiful woman. There's like really
Speaker 1: really like like the traditional beauty beauty aesthetic that those
Speaker 1: women are now like becoming known comedians and they're becoming
Speaker 1: kind of popular. And the fact that guys like have
Speaker 1: such a hard time seeing a woman with like a
Speaker 1: nice face and a good body like be funny. I'm like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: I know plenty of those types of girls. They don't
Speaker 1: do some of them don't do comedy, and some of
Speaker 1: them do. I'm just like, how have you not ever
Speaker 1: seen this before? That was it so hard for you
Speaker 1: to believe? But the reality is it's that they just
Speaker 1: don't find women funny. That's what it boils down to. Wow,
Speaker 1: this got really deep, really fast. That's we're here for.
Speaker 1: We'll charge you for the session. What is something you
Speaker 1: think is underrated? I don't know, Jack, Oh my god. Wait,
Speaker 1: but I'll read some of the reaction. What's your favorite one?
Speaker 1: My favorite one? What was my favorite one? There was
Speaker 1: a few on here that I well, someone actually, this
Speaker 1: might be my favorite one. Someone said overrated Saturday, underrated Tuesday,
Speaker 1: and I was like, you know what, that's actually very
Speaker 1: interesting on Tuesday. Underrated? Yeah it is. It's a good
Speaker 1: day to go out. There's usually a happy hour situation,
Speaker 1: you know, there's usually no cover to get into wherever
Speaker 1: you're going. There's usually a really good DJ spinning wherever
Speaker 1: your music is playing. That is really good. And I agree,
Speaker 1: I think Tuesday. And I just say that as like
Speaker 1: someone who has to be out at night for a living.
Speaker 1: It's like, Tuesday is can be a fun night because well,
Speaker 1: because it's not even that is that if you're out
Speaker 1: on a Tuesday, you want to be out. If you're
Speaker 1: out on a Saturday, you might have gotten talked into it.
Speaker 1: Rep right. Yeah, So I will say that might have
Speaker 1: been my favorite of all the ones that I saw,
Speaker 1: But there was some really weird one I think, and
Speaker 1: you know, probably being a comedian, especially with the dudes,
Speaker 1: they think they need to be funny to say something
Speaker 1: to me. And what was I found really wild? You know,
Speaker 1: you can learn a lot about a person by these
Speaker 1: types of choices. One guy said, overrated Michael Jackson, underrated
Speaker 1: Janet Jackson. I was like, Oh, you just don't have
Speaker 1: black friends, like Janet Jackson is not underrated at all,
Speaker 1: like anybody, you know what I mean, Like, no one,
Speaker 1: no one thinks she's underrated. You didn't see Rhythm Nation
Speaker 1: well and it's not I don't even think is that
Speaker 1: I think that they because it's a white person. I'm like,
Speaker 1: they probably the people around them don't like Janet Jackson.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, the people that you surround yourself with
Speaker 1: a racist Like everyone I am friends with is they
Speaker 1: love Janet Jackson. I don't know anybody who doesn't think
Speaker 1: she's fucking great, even if they don't like her music,
Speaker 1: they don't she's I mean, that's that's super Bowl halftime
Speaker 1: show was such a mistake. What was she thinking? Like?
Speaker 1: Nobody thinks that overrated, the Dave Matthews band and Kenny
Speaker 1: Lagin's underrated. What tell me you're white without telling me
Speaker 1: your tell me you wearing two polo shirts layered right, yea,
Speaker 1: one of the funniest ones that I don't even think
Speaker 1: this dude realized what he was saying. He said, underrated,
Speaker 1: chocolate milk, overrated, but stuff, And I was like, one
Speaker 1: certainly explains the other. Can't you know how much chocolate milk?
Speaker 1: Of course your think, but stuff is overrated if you're
Speaker 1: fucking chugging chocolate milk. Yea, that's a mess man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: poor woman invital a day. Okay, whoa, alright, let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break and we'll come back and talk some
Speaker 1: news and we are back. So this is something that
Speaker 1: I feel like I wasn't fully aware of that the
Speaker 1: Q drops had stopped, like Q has dropped off the
Speaker 1: face of the Internet for the most part, because I
Speaker 1: always thought that like the origins of Q drops were
Speaker 1: like kind of hard to verify, Like it was hard
Speaker 1: to like be like, no, this is definitely actually Q.
Speaker 1: But I think that they did know when you got
Speaker 1: an authentic Q, and they're not getting any authentic cues anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which is just really sad, I think is what is
Speaker 1: why we're talking about that everyone thought, you know, they
Speaker 1: they presume as Jim Watkins, who of eight Cone which
Speaker 1: was formerly eight Chan and all this other ship. So yeah,
Speaker 1: right now, because he's not there, it's created like a
Speaker 1: power vacuum for just a bunch of lion ass hucksters
Speaker 1: to try and like claim the throne of like the
Speaker 1: Q leadership. And it's like everybody. So there's first Sydney Powell,
Speaker 1: who you remember she was like the cracking lawyer from
Speaker 1: you know, right after the election, who was you know,
Speaker 1: getting sued by dominion voting systems and all those other people.
Speaker 1: She's like gone a direction where she's like actually like
Speaker 1: going against a lot of the accepted beliefs of Q
Speaker 1: and on where she just said, you know, there is
Speaker 1: no military tribunal. I know you were from demon pedophile
Speaker 1: democrats going to Guantanamo Bay with these military tribunes, Like
Speaker 1: it ain't happening. She's like, the fucking plan, the trust,
Speaker 1: the plan. Ship ain't no fucking plan. There is no plan,
Speaker 1: you know, like we gotta figure some ship out on
Speaker 1: our own. Although she did say but don't worry Donald Trump,
Speaker 1: good high chance that he will be back in office. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: because Joe Biden was in office for these first couple
Speaker 1: of months, that doesn't mean he can extend his second terms.
Speaker 1: That was like the one weird thing she gave the audience.
Speaker 1: And they're like they were like, okay, great, and like
Speaker 1: that makes sense right right, No, just come up with
Speaker 1: like one little like thing that's different. Yeah, They're like, well,
Speaker 1: I mean she said he can't do it for we
Speaker 1: don't have landish beliefs. I mean, obviously yes, when his
Speaker 1: term ends, then President Trump can go into I When
Speaker 1: she she strikes me as like that mom that has
Speaker 1: been supporting her loser son in the basement. It's like, okay, honey,
Speaker 1: it's time to kind upstairs and get a shower and look, look,
Speaker 1: look you can have here whatever the funk, And she's
Speaker 1: just like trying to reason with him, and luka, mom.
Speaker 1: It just seems like this whole like falling apart ship
Speaker 1: and everyone like trying to grasp grab for power feels
Speaker 1: like literally January six, but online, like no, it's they're
Speaker 1: trying to do everything right there, like there's it's not
Speaker 1: just some people are trying to make this ship more
Speaker 1: of like a grassroots political movement because they're like, Yo,
Speaker 1: we can't really keep going full steam on this conspiracy
Speaker 1: theory because it will flame the funk out, But like
Speaker 1: there is a way to maybe funnel this energy in
Speaker 1: a way for someone else's in the farious plans. So
Speaker 1: there are other things go on. So telegram has just
Speaker 1: become like where everybody gathers to exchange like all their information,
Speaker 1: whether it's financial promises. Quote claiming, for example, that Q
Speaker 1: and On believers will become wealthy if they buy a
Speaker 1: specific cryptocurrency or near valueless currency like the Iraqi dinar.
Speaker 1: Others have claimed that the world economy will still soon
Speaker 1: be radically restructured in a quote global financial reset that
Speaker 1: will bol fish debts, meaning Q and On believers should
Speaker 1: feel free to take on huge debts and not worry
Speaker 1: about paying them back. But why bother if the money
Speaker 1: is all gonna be wiped out? Why bother doing that? Oh?
Speaker 1: I guess like you're they're saying, yo, buy my ship,
Speaker 1: by my ship doesn't matter. Let's go all in on
Speaker 1: this because there's gonna be a global reset and then
Speaker 1: we'll just wait till they come and just take your
Speaker 1: fucking geo storm from you. It's gonna I mean, it's
Speaker 1: all transparent. Just look at like what they get out
Speaker 1: of it, like what they benefit. So I mean with
Speaker 1: the people who are selling ship, that's very obvious they
Speaker 1: get your money. But like with Sidney Powell, it's like
Speaker 1: she's saying that there's not like some made up legal
Speaker 1: entity that's gonna like just clear the table for them.
Speaker 1: So her as a lawyer who actually believes in this ship,
Speaker 1: like she becomes more powerful because she knows how to
Speaker 1: like yeah, although it turned out she may have completely
Speaker 1: fucked up her defense because you know, she's being sued
Speaker 1: by dominion voting systems because said the election was rigged
Speaker 1: and the machines are all like, oh yeah, scammed and
Speaker 1: ship and they're like, yo, this is death worth taking
Speaker 1: your ass to court. At this Q and on convention,
Speaker 1: she spoke at the same place where she said there
Speaker 1: is no plan, there is no military tribunals. She first
Speaker 1: her whole defense was these were just her opinions about
Speaker 1: what was happening with these voting machines. But her dumb
Speaker 1: ass said out loud, she was like, well, the thing
Speaker 1: is h this is true and we got the evidence
Speaker 1: to prove it, and every legal expert was like slapping
Speaker 1: their foreheads in celebration, be like, oh, you you may
Speaker 1: have completely funked up your defense by saying this. So
Speaker 1: you know, it's suffice to say it's very chaotic. Michael Flynn,
Speaker 1: General Flynn. He they say like he's probably the closest
Speaker 1: to having like the most authentic Q power because like
Speaker 1: a lot of things intersected with what he was doing,
Speaker 1: and he even took a Q oath last summer, like
Speaker 1: your front of his family ship was so fucking sad.
Speaker 1: And he's even out here saying things like no, like
Speaker 1: in the there's like the military isn't running things secretly
Speaker 1: for Donald Trump, Like that's not what's going on. He's like,
Speaker 1: but we do need to be like alert, you know,
Speaker 1: pat is because all this other ship. But the real
Speaker 1: thing that is really I think probably I think where
Speaker 1: we're gonna see a lot of this energy go is
Speaker 1: that like whatever they consider the more respectable QUE leaders
Speaker 1: whatever the funk that means, like the ones who just
Speaker 1: don't want to go all in on like the you know,
Speaker 1: like anti Semitic like tropes and like other kinds of
Speaker 1: nasty conspiracy ship. They're more trying to be like, no,
Speaker 1: not not outlocked, just through just through very blatant racist
Speaker 1: iconography and things right now. But ba, they're the ones
Speaker 1: saying like that local politics is the way for everybody
Speaker 1: to put this energy and essentially creating like an army
Speaker 1: of drones that are in office. Yeah, that's what they're saying.
Speaker 1: At this Q conference. Quote, they urged audience members to
Speaker 1: build up local Q and On organizations and take precinct
Speaker 1: seats in local Republican groups. Far from the vision of
Speaker 1: a world reborn through violence that sparked Q and On,
Speaker 1: one that's likely more achievable for the Q and On movement.
Speaker 1: In the spirit of Q and On new localism, one
Speaker 1: promoter urged Q fans take get involved with their local
Speaker 1: school boards. A battlefield raccoon On has already seen some
Speaker 1: early success, this organizer said, quote, go to your local
Speaker 1: school board meetings, get on the school board. That's so disgusting.
Speaker 1: It's also like wild to be like the they were,
Speaker 1: you know, the whole pizza pedophile ship, and it's just
Speaker 1: like you guys are now just gonna be the pedophiles. Like,
Speaker 1: why are you doing like why are you getting involved
Speaker 1: with these school boards? Like it's so disgusting, it's so weird,
Speaker 1: it's so disgusting. I mean, all along with that, you
Speaker 1: got Matt Gates, who's all the reports coming out like
Speaker 1: he's the one trafficking miners. But that has nothing Okay,
Speaker 1: but that doesn't intersect with your because it's not really
Speaker 1: about that anyway. You just needed some weird ideas to
Speaker 1: justify your your shitty world. And I wasn't at a
Speaker 1: convention two weeks ago, like supporting my political beliefs. But
Speaker 1: these motherfucker's were that also scares me, like they're i mean,
Speaker 1: they're involved, they're motivated. I'll give him that. I gotta
Speaker 1: show a little respect because but here's the question for
Speaker 1: both of you guys, what's the big guess scam you
Speaker 1: ever felt for? Because this is like it's wilder people
Speaker 1: far from the Okay, that's like that all this for
Speaker 1: a penny? That was that was a good one. I
Speaker 1: was gonna say the food pyramid, Yeah, that's a really
Speaker 1: good It was a national scam that we all embraced,
Speaker 1: fat free, sugary things. Yeah, just food. Food pyramid is
Speaker 1: really good. Credit card debt is a good one. Yeah, wait,
Speaker 1: what do you mean credit like that? It's not real. Well,
Speaker 1: it's not just because there'll be a great financial reason exactly.
Speaker 1: That's what I felt for all this free money, right up,
Speaker 1: man up in the Lambeau. The other biggest scam I've
Speaker 1: fallen for is men um back. Well, let's talk about
Speaker 1: a couple of the good ones when it comes to men.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna say Q and non members? I was like, what, No,
Speaker 1: the coke O there's they're the good guys. Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: they're out here um pressuring Joe Manchin. So CNBC just
Speaker 1: published a story about how they're just all over his
Speaker 1: ass with lobbying, with like radio commercials and all over
Speaker 1: West Virginia, just really trying to They're just focusing all
Speaker 1: their money and energy on getting him to oppose the
Speaker 1: filibuster and to oppose protecting voting rights. So yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's just it's their standard playbook. But they're still out
Speaker 1: here even though one of them died. Yeah. Well, because
Speaker 1: if this HR one goes through the four the People
Speaker 1: Act mass, it's gonna be hard as fuck to to
Speaker 1: pull a lot of the funkory that they normally do
Speaker 1: to eke out these you know, jerrymanderd winds and ship
Speaker 1: and suppressed votes that they count on to be able
Speaker 1: to balance the scales in favor of their platform. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean efficient for them. Just focus it on like
Speaker 1: two people. You don't have to do all this massive
Speaker 1: other things, like not just getting this dude's head and
Speaker 1: he's you know, he's not very intelligent, so I mean
Speaker 1: they're not getting into Heather getting his bank accounts. I
Speaker 1: mean when you look at the wording of the lobbying
Speaker 1: and like so they went to some I think it's
Speaker 1: like the Americans for Prosperity is the name of the
Speaker 1: fucking group, the Brothers group, and like it literally sounds
Speaker 1: like his talking points from the statements that we're talking
Speaker 1: about yesterday, where he was explaining why he doesn't support
Speaker 1: abolishing filibuster and doesn't support the Voting Rights Act. It
Speaker 1: was like directly lifted. It was like they could have
Speaker 1: written them for him. Why No, there's definitely been like
Speaker 1: footage from those kinds of meetings where they're like saying
Speaker 1: they'll write ship for you. Yeah. Yeah, Like and even
Speaker 1: the legislation for voter suppression and things like that, because
Speaker 1: that's just how this network moves. Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,
Speaker 1: especially when he said, like if it's so good hokum
Speaker 1: new Republicans voted for It's like that only makes sense
Speaker 1: to a Republican. What the fund are you talking about.
Speaker 1: It's also just indicative that like the Voting Rights Act
Speaker 1: is going to do more good than just like what
Speaker 1: it's like specific you know, specifically it's supposed to protect
Speaker 1: the rights of people to vote, like all people to vote,
Speaker 1: but it would also lesson the impact that like wealthy
Speaker 1: donors have, which is why they're posing it like it
Speaker 1: has all these other like benefits that that's why it's
Speaker 1: it's not so dangerous. It's not even like the bill
Speaker 1: that like real like activists and people who are like
Speaker 1: looking at this should want like it's like it's not
Speaker 1: even going that's water. We're getting out all this dark money.
Speaker 1: They're like, can you know it's it's they're still ways
Speaker 1: to funk around. Yet they still are like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: you're gonna register kids before their birthday to vote. Rich
Speaker 1: powerful white dude love to uh be like yeah, but
Speaker 1: that's the first domino, and once that first domino falls,
Speaker 1: then the entire Asian continent falls, or the entire Republican
Speaker 1: Party falls. It's just really fucked how like anybody, like
Speaker 1: all the really good people in the world, like we
Speaker 1: wish they would get politically involved, but like, if you're
Speaker 1: a good person, you don't want to be politically involved
Speaker 1: with any ship because you know how fucking sucked up
Speaker 1: and corrupt it is. And it's but it's that mentality
Speaker 1: that we need in the system to actually work and
Speaker 1: fight against these types of people. And that mentality again,
Speaker 1: like if you have that in you to like, you know,
Speaker 1: not be corrupt, not be aligned piece of ship, not
Speaker 1: all that, you don't want to pursue that. It's just
Speaker 1: really frustrating. It's just it feels like it's never ending,
Speaker 1: you know. And I think the easiest thing though, too,
Speaker 1: is like I have friends who work in government, and
Speaker 1: they're always saying, like, you know, they're not elected, they
Speaker 1: work there in bureaucracy right there, Like what we need,
Speaker 1: like we have plenty of people, won't people who want
Speaker 1: to run for office have enough bureaucrats? Like y'all need
Speaker 1: a job, and I'm I have a good head on
Speaker 1: my shoulders, you should probably work in some form of
Speaker 1: a bureaucracy, not to say that it's good, but at
Speaker 1: the very least, when you have these budgets, right that
Speaker 1: come down the it's the people that work in the
Speaker 1: bureaucracies that are figuring out how to spend it. The
Speaker 1: politicians will allocate the money, but then it's those people
Speaker 1: who are like, well, let's just fund the same tired
Speaker 1: as departments and programs that don't work because we just
Speaker 1: have decades old as shitty habits that aren't going to
Speaker 1: the right things. And because of that, you only have
Speaker 1: a couple of people in these rooms being like, now
Speaker 1: we need to actually fund more, you know, social workers
Speaker 1: to be able to be deployed to people having a
Speaker 1: mental health crisis rather than police. Are like, maybe we
Speaker 1: can put a little bit more money into these other
Speaker 1: programs that we're seeing real benefits in. But they have
Speaker 1: to push back against like sixty and seventy year old
Speaker 1: people who've been there like, no, no, I know, Bill,
Speaker 1: they'll do what's right with the money. They'll buy a
Speaker 1: bigger hummer this year, and you're like, this is and
Speaker 1: that's where a lot of the ten shouldn't happen. So
Speaker 1: you can see it in the District Attorney's office in
Speaker 1: l A. Like, it's the bureaucracies too that have play
Speaker 1: a huge role in being able to move progressively because
Speaker 1: there aren't enough people in those positions who are elastic
Speaker 1: mentally to be able to switch gears. And I think
Speaker 1: that's like, yet it's you know, so you don't check
Speaker 1: it out. You know, maybe it's frustrating, Great, it's frustrating.
Speaker 1: All right, there's a new pro public report I want
Speaker 1: to talk about real quick. Uh that basically is illegal
Speaker 1: what they're doing. Uh there, Yeah, they're basically revealing these
Speaker 1: dudes tax individual tax information. They're like, we're not going
Speaker 1: to tell you where we got it. But their argument
Speaker 1: is that this has greater public value than like not
Speaker 1: doing it. Essentially that like there's enough public value, so
Speaker 1: it's not I mean, it's not illegal, Like it's just
Speaker 1: when when they interviewed Bloomberg's people, for instance, they were like,
Speaker 1: and we think this is indefensible to reveal the tax
Speaker 1: information about private individuals so that they'll probably be sued
Speaker 1: over this, but it's worth it. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: If you want to actually do stuff that's for the
Speaker 1: greater good, it gets you into trouble because if people
Speaker 1: in power are corrupt pieces of ship that of course
Speaker 1: don't want this ship revealed. Like that's exactly speaking to it.
Speaker 1: I just said, it's so frustrating. It's just evil cycle.
Speaker 1: So it's like shout out to them for actually doing this.
Speaker 1: Yeah alright, alright, so yeah, not to overcomplicate this because
Speaker 1: it's like evil as funck. But basically what they did
Speaker 1: is they looked at not just income, which is like
Speaker 1: you know, we know how income is taxed. They look
Speaker 1: at how much income you make in a giving year,
Speaker 1: and then they tax a certain portion of that. Well,
Speaker 1: the way rich people do it is they grow their
Speaker 1: wealth by having like stockholdings, uh that go up and value,
Speaker 1: and you know, they become they make a hundred billion
Speaker 1: dollars in value in a year, but they don't actually
Speaker 1: sell at stock, so then I have to pay taxes
Speaker 1: on that um. And so just to put that into perspective, uh,
Speaker 1: between two thousand and six and two thousand eighteen, Jeff
Speaker 1: Bezos is wet wealth shot up by a hundred and
Speaker 1: twenty billion dollars. And again we like our brain can't
Speaker 1: even process what a hundred and twenty billion dollars means,
Speaker 1: but it's just an unimaginable amount of wealth that could
Speaker 1: solve world hunger like ten times over. Meanwhile, typical Americans
Speaker 1: his age paid more in taxes than they saw it
Speaker 1: in wealth growth. That is, for every one hundred dollars
Speaker 1: of wealth growth over that period, a typical American paid
Speaker 1: a hundred and sixty dollars in taxes. Bezos paid one dollar.
Speaker 1: So we're paying the average American is paying more in
Speaker 1: taxes than their wealth is growing over a period of time.
Speaker 1: Because the way that most of us make our money
Speaker 1: and grow our wealth is through our income. But because
Speaker 1: the extremely wealthy like Jeff Bezos and Warren Buffett and
Speaker 1: Mike Bloomberg like are all just foregoing and income basically
Speaker 1: but still making billions and billions and billions of dollars
Speaker 1: through growing their stockholdings, they are able to pay less
Speaker 1: than we are. And so you know, think about if
Speaker 1: you only had to pay one dollar on every hundred
Speaker 1: dollars that you may. I don't even say that ship.
Speaker 1: I don't even say that ship. It's some fun because
Speaker 1: everyone's first fucking brutal lesson with this fucked up system
Speaker 1: that we have is when you get that first fucking job,
Speaker 1: and as when you're whatever age you are, you're in
Speaker 1: a teenager or whatever, and you're like, fuck, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: making x an hour times everything I did. Oh shoot,
Speaker 1: I'm getting like two hundred bucks in this check. And
Speaker 1: then you get it and you're like, what the fund
Speaker 1: is all this other ship they just took out of
Speaker 1: here and I made this need and then even to
Speaker 1: know that these people are like living the fantasy version
Speaker 1: that like we were as kids, where it's like okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe like a dollar comes out, like I can work
Speaker 1: with that twenties six percent or whatever the funk, it
Speaker 1: all ends up being Oh, it's fucking infuriating, and all
Speaker 1: also leads me again that we have to start bullying
Speaker 1: these motherfucker's Yes, thank you. So that's what we're talking
Speaker 1: about yesterday is just we need to make Jeff Bezos
Speaker 1: the most hated person on earth and then make sure
Speaker 1: he knows that because clearly good on the Megan the
Speaker 1: Stallion cover yesterday, he clearly wants to be liked because
Speaker 1: he's doing this, like going risking his life to be
Speaker 1: liked to go to space like he is clearly desperate
Speaker 1: for public approval. I mean, even the way he dresses,
Speaker 1: you can tell he's desperate to be liked a little looser.
Speaker 1: And he's been like like the lifting weights and eating
Speaker 1: alms for the past like fifteen years to try and
Speaker 1: get ripped, which is like nobody wants to see that man,
Speaker 1: But like that's I think it eats him up. Beside
Speaker 1: that people like Elon Musk even I think they should,
Speaker 1: but I think he really like, fuck man, I'm cooler
Speaker 1: than Elon Musk, Like, let's do a video one wearing
Speaker 1: a cowboy had and drinking a beer with my brother
Speaker 1: I've really talked to. That's what I love about this
Speaker 1: report is that so rich people have been taking advantage
Speaker 1: of America's sort of, you know, being just incredibly horny
Speaker 1: for individualism, like and wanting to like lionize anybody who
Speaker 1: becomes a public celebrity, so they make themselves public celebrities.
Speaker 1: Elon Musk host s n L. Bill Gates gets to
Speaker 1: like lecture on anything he wants to give a speech
Speaker 1: on and like assumed to be an expert. Warren Buffett
Speaker 1: gets like a flattering documentary on HBO, and pro public
Speaker 1: Is basically using the fact that they have created these
Speaker 1: public profiles for themselves and being like that is going
Speaker 1: to make sense to people. That's the one way to
Speaker 1: make the theft that wealthy people are getting away with
Speaker 1: makes sense to people is by using those public profiles
Speaker 1: and being like, Okay, this is how much this individual
Speaker 1: motherfucker like is stealing from your basically while you pay
Speaker 1: more in taxes than you actually make. Right, So in
Speaker 1: a way, you should you should be able to pull
Speaker 1: up to one of these people and be like, where
Speaker 1: is my Lamborghini? Yeah, because you that's a minimum that's
Speaker 1: we're looking at that you've siphoned out from me, So
Speaker 1: let me get that and I'll be god d That's
Speaker 1: why I wish again there was just places where you
Speaker 1: could run into these billionaires and I have all their
Speaker 1: goon like i DF former security guards like harangue. You're
Speaker 1: trying to keep you away where you can really get
Speaker 1: in Jeff Bazel's space ship and everybody knows you a
Speaker 1: fucking frog. I mean, shout at you, that dude who
Speaker 1: flap that French Like God, we are we could, we wish,
Speaker 1: we all wish. I mean, God knows how he's gonna
Speaker 1: be funished. But like damn, Like that's the ship we do.
Speaker 1: We're we could straight in my veins. You're like, yo,
Speaker 1: you smacked your look you wanted to smack the ship
Speaker 1: out your leader and you did. That must have felt good.
Speaker 1: It must have felt really good. I'm just thinking about
Speaker 1: because these numbers are crazy. They pay a dollar for
Speaker 1: every hundred or whatever the fuck, and it reminds me
Speaker 1: because I keep thinking about how miles to what you're
Speaker 1: you were saying, like when you were attained. But when
Speaker 1: I was six, my like we on Halloween. Halloween was
Speaker 1: a day I learned to hate the government. Was my
Speaker 1: dad would like have I told this story before, I
Speaker 1: don't know, but like my dad, at the end of
Speaker 1: trick or treating, we had all our candy out and
Speaker 1: he would walk through because we would be treating our candies.
Speaker 1: He'd be like, taxman's here. He would take ten. That
Speaker 1: is all the numbers. I know, that's huge, and he
Speaker 1: would he would take and he wouldn't just take something
Speaker 1: like the like the gross circus peanut candies. He would
Speaker 1: take like some sneakers And yeah, yeah he would, but
Speaker 1: he was like you to learn about Uncle Sam, you
Speaker 1: gotta learn how the government works. I was like, I
Speaker 1: fucking hate the government when I was six years old
Speaker 1: because my dad taught us about taxes and it really
Speaker 1: like it's just it's wild now that I'm an adult
Speaker 1: to be like this ship is so fucking corrupt and
Speaker 1: it feels so out of it, just so out of hand.
Speaker 1: And again, which is going back to the same point,
Speaker 1: it's like we need people really in the system that
Speaker 1: aren't sucking trying to all be AOC and like actually
Speaker 1: like infiltrating this damn system and it's so frustrating, And
Speaker 1: you know, I can't say too much Ship because I
Speaker 1: was like when I was like because I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, doing going to marches and doing this and that,
Speaker 1: and I was like, do I want to do this
Speaker 1: and really do this or do I want to pursue comedy,
Speaker 1: And selfishly, I was like, I want to do comedy
Speaker 1: because I do want to be happy, because I saw
Speaker 1: the like how fucked up and deep and how unchangeable
Speaker 1: things really seem, and how it felt like even if
Speaker 1: I got into politics, like even the most change I
Speaker 1: could do would still leave me really fucking sad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, like it's really shitty. How when you think
Speaker 1: about how fucked up it is because it's like my
Speaker 1: family is from Al Sabador, and like the ship that's
Speaker 1: going on in Al Sabador right now is like so crazy,
Speaker 1: and it's just every like every topic we talked about,
Speaker 1: all you guys talked about all this show, it's just
Speaker 1: it's like, fuck, man, if this ship is relentless, relentlessly endless,
Speaker 1: you know, like it's the end we're just waiting for,
Speaker 1: I think, to die. That's what we're to die, or
Speaker 1: just like the tone of what we talked about to
Speaker 1: always be. The pressure we're feeling is because the weight
Speaker 1: of the wealthy is being just put onto us, all
Speaker 1: of us. The ship they just take every day. They
Speaker 1: are the same people who pay are fucking cut our paychecks,
Speaker 1: but at the same time they don't pay ship. The
Speaker 1: whole thing is built upon exploitation of your work and
Speaker 1: your wealth and things like that. And I think right
Speaker 1: now it's much easier to be like fun man. I
Speaker 1: want to make it like Elon man. I won't warm
Speaker 1: Buffett money, you know, And that's like that. And I
Speaker 1: think that is the because we're the most propagandized fucking
Speaker 1: beings on earth that we can't even be able to
Speaker 1: like only a few people are like, no, man, it's
Speaker 1: just these couple of fucking greedy fox that we're unwilling
Speaker 1: to tax, or because the way the system is. That's like,
Speaker 1: you know, for me like leaving politics very specifically to
Speaker 1: like just follow my ship in comedy and just do
Speaker 1: what if the funk I wanted to do. It was
Speaker 1: because I realized, you know, this system is, it can't
Speaker 1: be changed, and it can't be infiltrated, like the real
Speaker 1: substantive change is going to be like when you know,
Speaker 1: American people begin to understand how much we have to
Speaker 1: work collectively to be and to be like, oh ship,
Speaker 1: they figured out how to fucking stop working and put
Speaker 1: the pump the brakes on. Do you think the pandemic
Speaker 1: opened a lot of people's eyes about that? Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know where we're at out
Speaker 1: like what that means measurably, but you can tell just
Speaker 1: from like reading like profiles on people who like after
Speaker 1: the pandemic were like, yeah, I'm done doing this other ship,
Speaker 1: like I'm done being a bartender actually, like it's too
Speaker 1: much work. I don't like the energy. But people are
Speaker 1: pivoting like I want to organize better outcomes for people
Speaker 1: who work in bars, Like that's more fulfilling to me.
Speaker 1: And I think I think once people get I think,
Speaker 1: for yeah, the churn of capitalism stops for a second,
Speaker 1: and people were like, Yo, what the fuck do Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think the only thing I would correct in what
Speaker 1: you said is that it's not that it's impossible to change.
Speaker 1: It's that the change that we desire isn't impossible to
Speaker 1: see in our lifetime. But I definitely think that the
Speaker 1: chain will be small, but it will be needs to
Speaker 1: be constant and needs to be um with as many people.
Speaker 1: But I don't want to think like us, but have
Speaker 1: maybe progressive ideas that go in there and they do
Speaker 1: with the best that they can with this fund up system,
Speaker 1: because you know, hundreds of years of bullshit, you know,
Speaker 1: and and um, And I think as you see it
Speaker 1: play out in more places, because it's not just people
Speaker 1: like in the inner cities and things talking about gentrification,
Speaker 1: you're seeing it happen and like catchum Idaho or like
Speaker 1: it's near like where all these celebrities and like rich
Speaker 1: people by properties and it's driving up the cost of
Speaker 1: living for just these normal people. In this small town
Speaker 1: that like their town is like, yeah, man, we're thinking
Speaker 1: of letting people pitch tense and part there r vs
Speaker 1: to live there because we we haven't we don't have
Speaker 1: any regulation on affordable housing that like even people in
Speaker 1: these Midwestern places like what the fuck is this? Like
Speaker 1: why are wealthy people allowed to just turn up the
Speaker 1: rent prices on us out of fucking nowhere? Like we're
Speaker 1: the people that served them, and they want us to
Speaker 1: live in fucking tents And it's like, yeah, man, is
Speaker 1: so crazy. Yeah, it's just the limitation of the human mind.
Speaker 1: Like I can't conceive of a billion dollars. Nobody can
Speaker 1: conceive of a billion dollars. Who doesn't like have a
Speaker 1: billion dollars? Like nuts? And the most money I can
Speaker 1: conceive of is like that scene in blow where they
Speaker 1: had all the cash in like legal boxes, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's a lot of money, But that's the most I
Speaker 1: could even fathom from money. Ever. Think about like how
Speaker 1: you could spend all all the money you could possibly
Speaker 1: like get your mind around in a single year and
Speaker 1: you would still have hundreds of million dollars. Were sucking
Speaker 1: crazy when I worked at when I was a bank manager.
Speaker 1: It was I was responsible for wiring like millions upon
Speaker 1: millions of dollars every day. That was one of the
Speaker 1: things I had to do the first thing in the morning.
Speaker 1: And it's fucking fucked with me. Man. I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't understand this. I hate that I have to
Speaker 1: do this. I'm really like, I felt like I don't
Speaker 1: want to use the term slave, because that's the you know,
Speaker 1: a little razelous, but it's like it just felt I
Speaker 1: just felt I felt so small, like a surf and
Speaker 1: a medieval Oh my god. It was the beginning of
Speaker 1: me starting to be like, I do not want to
Speaker 1: do this. This feels so fucking weird. It feels out touch,
Speaker 1: it feels unnecessary. Like also, what are these companies really doing?
Speaker 1: You know, because I mean, if you know anything about anything,
Speaker 1: you know none of these companies are just clean all
Speaker 1: the way through. It's not possible to to have that
Speaker 1: much money and not exploit labor and and people. And
Speaker 1: it's just it's so it's just bizarre, the money and
Speaker 1: we and what's it sucked up is that money isn't
Speaker 1: even real. It's a concept that was created and and
Speaker 1: yet here we are. It's controlling everything. It's sucked up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, just think about the amount of money that
Speaker 1: people are making off of moving those wire transfers from
Speaker 1: one thing to another compared and like not adding value
Speaker 1: to anyone's life other than their clients or whatever. And meanwhile,
Speaker 1: people are who are actually serving people, uh and actually
Speaker 1: serving a purpose in their communities don't make ship and
Speaker 1: then are made to pay a hundred sixty dollars in
Speaker 1: taxes for every hundred dollars of wealth growth, and that
Speaker 1: makes them hate taxes, which then the billionaires used to
Speaker 1: their advantage by being like, yeah, taxes suck, am I right,
Speaker 1: Let's let's get rid of all these high taxes they're
Speaker 1: killing us. Am I right. Elon must didn't pay any time,
Speaker 1: he paid zero dollars in taxes, milkshake, these assholes. You know.
Speaker 1: I also was, I'm just like, we would respect these
Speaker 1: people a little bit if they were like, Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna pay taxes, but I'm gonna give this city
Speaker 1: a million fucking dollars. Like when Tulsa Tulsa, and you know,
Speaker 1: they have their issues, but they put that park together
Speaker 1: out there. It's this free park that's available to everybody,
Speaker 1: and there was like the wealthy, which I'm assuming it's
Speaker 1: like the guilty white people. You know, it's their money.
Speaker 1: And they open this insanely huge but free outside park
Speaker 1: that is available and you know, for anyone to use,
Speaker 1: and it's beautiful and you know the historicalplications are there.
Speaker 1: But I was like, well, let's sucking nice that these
Speaker 1: millionaires did this because the city needed it. And and
Speaker 1: again it's Tulsa, so they have their own bullshit that
Speaker 1: they have anything where they can just sort of wash
Speaker 1: over their own acts by doing like these little Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I just like, and it's not like the best
Speaker 1: use of money, but I was just like, that was
Speaker 1: the first time I was like, oh, yes, some millionaires,
Speaker 1: billionaires can actually do something for cities, they just choose
Speaker 1: not to. Like it was just that that's that is
Speaker 1: how I felt about it when I got to like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I enjoyed it and you know, got to
Speaker 1: see it before it opened, and that was cool as
Speaker 1: a comedian, but it definitely like sucked me up because
Speaker 1: I was just like, these people and their money, it's
Speaker 1: just too much. I'm sorry, and we're taking a break,
Speaker 1: and we're taking a break and we're back and we
Speaker 1: have time for It's got one quick story about an
Speaker 1: escape room. I mean, this is something that I didn't
Speaker 1: really has existed. Horror movie themed escape rooms. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: I like escape rooms. I like using my mind for puzzles.
Speaker 1: I'm not really fucking with haunted houses, mostly because while
Speaker 1: I'm high when I go out to make things more
Speaker 1: interesting or palatable for me, and I don't want to
Speaker 1: stinky motherfucker's popping out at me and trying to scare
Speaker 1: the ship out of me. M. But I guess this
Speaker 1: is like a huge It's a lucrative thing. Like there
Speaker 1: was a Saw themed like the Saw movies themed like
Speaker 1: mystery escape room experience that did, I guess really well?
Speaker 1: And now they're announcing one based on the Blair Witch
Speaker 1: Project shout on Montgomery Blair High School, where Steve Francis went.
Speaker 1: But what is this Blair which escape room? This is
Speaker 1: what they say. Quote. As guests enter, they will immediately
Speaker 1: be transported to the lifelike small village of Burkettsville, Maryland
Speaker 1: to investigate mysterious happenings and disappearances within the community. Investigators
Speaker 1: will then need to work together to escape multiple rooms
Speaker 1: that bring the classic film and the Curse of the
Speaker 1: Blair Witch to life. Trekking through the iconic Black Hills
Speaker 1: Force will be just one of the memorable, dramatic, can
Speaker 1: terrifying elements that provides exciting twists and putting guests to
Speaker 1: the test. I don't know what that means, um, but
Speaker 1: it just means white people love love a reason to
Speaker 1: be spoked because they're not scared in real life. They
Speaker 1: just walk out of the house all comfortable and happy,
Speaker 1: and so they go to these escape rooms. They're trying
Speaker 1: to take it up a notch. So they're like, we
Speaker 1: gotta do their which we gotta do, So we gotta
Speaker 1: do conjuring in order to feel something because we don't
Speaker 1: feel anything when we read the news. Did you imagine
Speaker 1: could you imagine feeling powerless? Existential threats abound around you?
Speaker 1: Oh speaking, people not get nightmares? Do you guys not
Speaker 1: get nightmares? I don't, I can't, I can't. I don't
Speaker 1: watch scary mood quote nuote scary movies because like I
Speaker 1: get actual nightmares, that's like the stress dreams, and I
Speaker 1: can't sleep, So I don't watch these things. Do you guys?
Speaker 1: If you watch a movie like this, do you get nightmares?
Speaker 1: That's my question. I don't watch. I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: really folk with horror, okaya, Oh, I don't really with
Speaker 1: horror that much too, Little Sweet Pies. Yeah, unless you
Speaker 1: think it'd be cool if we did. Oh, I mean
Speaker 1: I definitely would have thought you had a huge dick
Speaker 1: if you did Number one. Now I know the facts,
Speaker 1: so that's why you like white women. But I wish
Speaker 1: you guys could have seen Miles eyes rolled the back
Speaker 1: of his head. They almost got stuck that she was
Speaker 1: a hell. But we're not doing this. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't don't. I feel like it just feels like a
Speaker 1: weird opportunity because this is a decades old film that
Speaker 1: I thought no one like. I know there was like
Speaker 1: a reboot recently, but I loved it. I know, But
Speaker 1: is this I feel like there might be other films
Speaker 1: that would get more people interested. I don't think it's that.
Speaker 1: I think it's the way that it was shot. It's
Speaker 1: got it because it's got that reality vibe to it, right.
Speaker 1: I mean no, no, no horror scary movie since then
Speaker 1: has captured I don't think they've replicated that concept the
Speaker 1: way that remember we I mean, when we saw Blair,
Speaker 1: which we actually thought it was real, We're like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, this is really children. Yeah. But with that
Speaker 1: being said, like there was something original and interesting about it,
Speaker 1: you know, so I can see why, like that concept
Speaker 1: is cool. The I mean, I'm also assuming that like
Speaker 1: this isn't the number one I P like opportunity. Like
Speaker 1: I'm sure if they could get a conjuring escape room
Speaker 1: they would, but they it's just Blair, which is what's
Speaker 1: willing to work with them. Yeah, that's true too. I
Speaker 1: also just find that funny that the nerdy of sentence
Speaker 1: this is this I P opportunity. Let's talking about I pity.
Speaker 1: This is hot. I mean, the podcast networks are just
Speaker 1: I P factories concern many. You want to lunch at
Speaker 1: my office at ut A later, bro check me out.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's the other thing is like, man, a
Speaker 1: conjuring won't be fucked up. It's all like Catholic themed.
Speaker 1: I feel like, see that's too real and something like yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: nothing they could bring in my real life, right right,
Speaker 1: keep it, keep it. Freaky Saw is the one that
Speaker 1: makes the most sense of any movie, like horror movie
Speaker 1: or not horror movie. Like Saw is a movie about
Speaker 1: people being trapped in an escape room that is deadly,
Speaker 1: So it's like that makes do you think that one
Speaker 1: was all funked up? Like do you want to play
Speaker 1: a game and you're like strap to a chair and
Speaker 1: like waters filling up like they kind of with you
Speaker 1: like that. I wouldn't be very nervous to go into
Speaker 1: one of those, because like the escape rooms that I've
Speaker 1: been in are not like expertly put together or run
Speaker 1: like like I'm not much. You gotta learn how to splurge, baby,
Speaker 1: you gotta learn how to splurg to make it worth it.
Speaker 1: That's saying those weird motels escape room. Yeah, sure, it's
Speaker 1: an escape room. Trying to find the laundromat Marcella as
Speaker 1: always such a pleasure? Is it? Is? That? It? That's it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Really fast you are enjoying exactly, poor me?
Speaker 1: Where can people find you and follow you? And at Marcella?
Speaker 1: Comedy is my social media handles to else Merseille, Yeah, comedy. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm at Sacramental punch Line six, punchline, sack dot com
Speaker 1: or the tickets. I'll be at the Bellhouse in New
Speaker 1: York City in July thirty Brooklyn, July thirty one, two
Speaker 1: shows social everything is social distance and that is exciting.
Speaker 1: And those are my first headlining dates like weekend dates.
Speaker 1: I should say, my first headlining weekend dates. And I'm
Speaker 1: very nervous and excited and it should be fun. I
Speaker 1: will be funnier at those shows than I was on
Speaker 1: this podcast. That's what I'll say. Oh, come on, you'll
Speaker 1: be good. No, I know I will be finding out
Speaker 1: the shows and I wasn't this podcast because this is
Speaker 1: this ship. Sometimes I'm like, book, is there a tweet
Speaker 1: or some of the work of this girl at Jessicai
Speaker 1: she said micro docing hell by liking men. Yeah, girl,
Speaker 1: this is a this is a lot miles. Where can
Speaker 1: people find you? And what's the tweet? You've been enjoying? Twitter?
Speaker 1: Instagram at Miles of Gray. Also check out to go
Speaker 1: to twitch dot tv slash for two zero day Fiance
Speaker 1: to see that Tuesdays and Fridays, let's see another. Some
Speaker 1: tweets that I like ship first. One is from Rochelle
Speaker 1: Friedland at Rochelle Underscore. F says when a person I'm
Speaker 1: dating calls me their partner, it's because I'm on the
Speaker 1: board of fucking and sucking LLC. Wow, it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: shout out to you. And another one actually, just like
Speaker 1: to tweet from Vanessa Guerrero, past guests at Ess Guerrero.
Speaker 1: You know she's working at G four and she she
Speaker 1: loves the G four and she just was really happy
Speaker 1: to share like the things she produced. And I brought
Speaker 1: it a smile to my face to see people doing
Speaker 1: what they love to do. So shout out to you.
Speaker 1: Vanessa's horrible bo Yeah it was nice. You can find
Speaker 1: me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien, he's never on there.
Speaker 1: Let's see there there every day, you know, getting corrected
Speaker 1: about my early nineties rock knowledge. I like this from Lils.
Speaker 1: Michelle tweeted, you know your ex is not over you
Speaker 1: when they literally go to space, and then I liked
Speaker 1: from former guests you do ya, you do ya Underscore
Speaker 1: quote the book was better than the movie. No, you
Speaker 1: just have a beautiful and limitless imagination. Fucking idiot. Damn,
Speaker 1: it's horrible impression of your doyer. But I know you
Speaker 1: didn't think I nailed it. I was I was doing
Speaker 1: my best. Uh uh. You can find me on Twitter
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Speaker 1: as a song we think you should go check out Miles.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna You're gonna do it? To him? You
Speaker 1: can record we're listening to International. Of all the things
Speaker 1: you guys make me do, I would love to bring
Speaker 1: music onto this show. I just want to say that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, whatever, next one, next one, we'll do all
Speaker 1: music based search history over under. You see, That's what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. We always will tailor it to you.
Speaker 1: I know, I know you will. That's why I just
Speaker 1: thought about it. I just thought we killed the whole
Speaker 1: part of the show for you. I know, I love it.
Speaker 1: Understand how happy that makes me and your fans get
Speaker 1: annoyed about it is some of your fans fucking hate
Speaker 1: me and I fucking love it. You there fans, if
Speaker 1: they hate any of the ship that comes, I don't
Speaker 1: know if well they they are fans of you, but
Speaker 1: they don't like it, yes, which I understand that concept
Speaker 1: because as a women Crest Wednesday person like I would
Speaker 1: sometimes get that where I'm just like, I booked them
Speaker 1: because I like them. I guess that you don't like them,
Speaker 1: but shout up about it, right, Yeah, yeah, it gets tired.
Speaker 1: But hey, that's the fucking thing about the internet something.
Speaker 1: That's that's why fucking social media, Like I barely check
Speaker 1: it half the time too. I'm not interested in hearing
Speaker 1: much about anything aside from the terrible world and the
Speaker 1: news that we have to look at every day. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I have a bell that rings every time
Speaker 1: I get a mention. I eagerly open it up to
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