Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one, nine, episode
Speaker 1: two of their Daily Action of My Heart Radio. This
Speaker 1: is a podcast where we take a deep dive into
Speaker 1: America's share consciousness. It is Tuesday, June. My name is
Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien a K. How do I live without? Do?
Speaker 1: I want to know? How do I breathe without? Do?
Speaker 1: I don't wanna know? How could I ever ever run dry?
Speaker 1: That is courtesy of Christie Almagucci, Man Emily and Rhymes
Speaker 1: of course my inspiration and I am thrilled to be
Speaker 1: joined as always by my co host, Mr Miles Grad. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: it's Miles the Blasian Valley Legend aka Hideo NoHo. I
Speaker 1: was just at Dodger Stadium over the weekend. It was
Speaker 1: beautiful energy. I was there with my mom, who had
Speaker 1: not been there twenty five years since Hideo Normo's rookie season.
Speaker 1: It was all the vibe. Shout out to everybody that
Speaker 1: participated in that wonderful, wonderful moment with us. Miles. We
Speaker 1: are blessed to be joined by two very funny comedians
Speaker 1: whose work has appeared on lesser shows like This American
Speaker 1: Life and The Drew Barrymore Show. They are the lead
Speaker 1: investigators and hosts of the new show Truth Town, which
Speaker 1: is one of the best things our network has ever created, UH,
Speaker 1: in which they look into everyday victories like why are
Speaker 1: late people late? And does time fly when you're having fun?
Speaker 1: We are thrilled and honored to be joined by the
Speaker 1: hilarious and talented Kyle Mazzono and honest Aragena. Wow. I
Speaker 1: loved this second the aks happened. You guys have covered
Speaker 1: your mouth and said, what the funk show are we on?
Speaker 1: And I was like, they don't listen? And I love.
Speaker 1: I love when I see that moment when I think
Speaker 1: it was just really impressing. It was just a lot.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, truth be told. I think when we're
Speaker 1: normally interacting, it's been about truth hounds. And you haven't
Speaker 1: seen screaming miles, so yeah, I compartmentalize those the multitudes
Speaker 1: that I can take. I mean, we just haven't seen
Speaker 1: you flies, So it's just amazing. How are you guys doing?
Speaker 1: How is uh the impending drop of the show for today?
Speaker 1: Today is the day? Today is the day? That's right,
Speaker 1: I'm We're in the future. How is the drop of
Speaker 1: the show treating you? The drop is going really well
Speaker 1: for me, Kyle, Yeah, the drop has been actually really good,
Speaker 1: and you can't stop talking about the drill. I honestly
Speaker 1: can't stop talking about it. And I mean we've been
Speaker 1: working on it for a while, so it's just nice
Speaker 1: for people to hear it to see it finally. Drop
Speaker 1: feels absurd actually because it's been only for us and you. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: super producer and Josie and I have been working to
Speaker 1: make this show and just for people we're gonna have.
Speaker 1: I implore you, if you like this show, you're going
Speaker 1: to love Truth Hounds. Uh. And if you're lazy and
Speaker 1: you're like, I'll get around to it. We'll probably will
Speaker 1: drop an episode in the feed later on this week,
Speaker 1: so even by passively, you will experience the wonderful show
Speaker 1: that's Truth Hounds. I described the show as like mystery
Speaker 1: show that starlely Kine podcast from back in the day,
Speaker 1: mixed with like Nathan for you, it feels like just
Speaker 1: like this intersection of your look. Everyone can already tell
Speaker 1: the wit is off the chain already, so I'm already talking.
Speaker 1: You're excited about the drop, It's all dropped exciting, but yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a good show. And yeah, I'm excited for everybody
Speaker 1: to listen. Yeah, yeah, thank you. All right, we're gonna
Speaker 1: get to know you guys a little bit better in
Speaker 1: a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a few
Speaker 1: of the things we're talking about. The Republicans are fighting
Speaker 1: over Trump endorsements. Uh, We're gonna talk about an impending
Speaker 1: drought that's happened in California, celebrity breakups and how much
Speaker 1: energy they require. We will talk about that dude that
Speaker 1: got swallowed whole by a whole glass humpback whale and
Speaker 1: why I'm a little I don't I don't know why
Speaker 1: he's getting so much shine where we'll we'll talk about that.
Speaker 1: I want to get you guys perspective. I'm a little
Speaker 1: jealous of this guy. I think I was swallowed, as
Speaker 1: my dad said, I was lying. He's being very dramatic
Speaker 1: about this whole being swallowed by a whale for thirty
Speaker 1: to forty seconds. Thing. Someone spent twenty eight million dollars
Speaker 1: to be the fourth on Jeff Bezos's spaceflight. So we'll
Speaker 1: talk about that, all of that plenty more. But first,
Speaker 1: Kyle and we like to ask our guests, what is
Speaker 1: something from your search history that is revealing about who
Speaker 1: you are. Right now, we gotta Yahoo answers open on
Speaker 1: how to apologize to a fan? So that's that's pretty revealing.
Speaker 1: It's just apologized to a nice pan. Wait, did you
Speaker 1: really want to look up sort of mechanically what it's
Speaker 1: involved with apologize? So yeah, who answers how to apologize?
Speaker 1: How about that? Or wicky? How and what did you learn?
Speaker 1: What was there any valuable information? Be since here be
Speaker 1: direct us an example. I never would have come up
Speaker 1: with that on my own. I would have gone in
Speaker 1: sincere right off the bat. Definitely. Okay, you want to know?
Speaker 1: Can I say, what's actually my search history? Yes? I
Speaker 1: looked up whether okay, you know gone fishing the shirt
Speaker 1: kind of a classic. The other day I was really
Speaker 1: I was half asleep and I was like, has anyone
Speaker 1: ever done gone shitting? And so I looked I looked
Speaker 1: that up. No one's done it. That's just that's just
Speaker 1: open for anyone to kind of take advantage of. No
Speaker 1: one's done a gone fish and tribute shirt that's gone
Speaker 1: ship And so that's that's my late at night? Are
Speaker 1: rated Google great insight into like the drifting off to
Speaker 1: sleep dream logic like to sleep. How is this still available?
Speaker 1: I just don't understand. Yeah, I think it's probably because
Speaker 1: most people don't want to be like I've gone because
Speaker 1: people are proud. Well, I mean it's like, yeah, say
Speaker 1: I've gone fishing. But do I want to tell someone
Speaker 1: I've gone ship? And I don't think, right, because like
Speaker 1: that sign is sort of born out of like going
Speaker 1: to like a small mom and pop business, right, and
Speaker 1: it's not open because they have a sign up today
Speaker 1: gone fishing. And then yeah, I guess if you went someone,
Speaker 1: you're like, gone ship, and you're like, yeah, don't bother men?
Speaker 1: Like the honest version, right, it's the honest version of
Speaker 1: what of those shop signs. I'm just trying to be earnest, right,
Speaker 1: I'll be back. I'm not saying I'm leaving maybe the
Speaker 1: business behind him, just you know, I just want to
Speaker 1: be clear. Though. It's a little bit more than I'm
Speaker 1: in the bathroom for a second gone shipping an activity. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a little more than I'm splashing my face. I'm
Speaker 1: doing some other stuff in there too, right, this is
Speaker 1: her first very long time. You can also do a
Speaker 1: whole a whole line of those, because there's also the
Speaker 1: I'd rather be fishing, and you could have the I'd
Speaker 1: rather be shipping. Oh god, sure that's a that's a
Speaker 1: huge Yeah, I'd rather be shipped. So lame. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be here. I'd rather be at my kids baptism.
Speaker 1: Kind of hostile. I mean, I'm here because I have
Speaker 1: to be. I'm clocked in, but I could be very
Speaker 1: honest with everyone. But I won't be muzzled while I'm here.
Speaker 1: I'd rather be shitting Okay, but also, let's dedicate this
Speaker 1: child to Christ real quick, really quick. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: not a monster. I'm here. I showed up you and
Speaker 1: not here. What is something you guys think is overrated?
Speaker 1: This is actually we were prepared for this ship. I
Speaker 1: did have one, actually thought about last night. I did
Speaker 1: not tell you though, Oh damn. But hopefully you agree
Speaker 1: with this. Okay, picnics because I mean every time I
Speaker 1: eat outside, I think you usually there's a lot of bees. Mm.
Speaker 1: I should have talked to Anna about this one. No,
Speaker 1: what you're hearing is that I'm captivated and I'm enamored constantly,
Speaker 1: and I'm constantly impressed by you, and so this kind
Speaker 1: of goes into that because I hear you, and even
Speaker 1: though I haven't heard you say these words before I go,
Speaker 1: I'm right there with her, right, I am right there.
Speaker 1: That's why this word overrated. Yeah, because there's ants, Because
Speaker 1: there's ants and there's bees, and it's just I don't
Speaker 1: I think it's hard to eat comfortably outside? Can I
Speaker 1: even add? Yes, dining al fresco? I know it's a
Speaker 1: it's a it's a necessary evil at this point, And
Speaker 1: I know some people are like, look, it's like Portugal
Speaker 1: or whatever. I don't like when people walk by and
Speaker 1: look at my food. I feel too exposed. Don't look
Speaker 1: at my food. It's private, Okay, I wish I could.
Speaker 1: I don't like dining al fresco. I don't like a picnic.
Speaker 1: I just don't like eating outside. Can you okay? Can
Speaker 1: you bear eating outside if it were a place that
Speaker 1: isn't like a high trafficked foot area, like it's just
Speaker 1: a section that is dining outside. But I get because
Speaker 1: like I was eating outside for the first time recently
Speaker 1: and it was like one of those sidewalk adjacent things
Speaker 1: and you're like, man, like this person on the fucking
Speaker 1: bird scooter almost knocked over the fucking water station. It
Speaker 1: was like a nightmare exactly. I don't like that level
Speaker 1: of like scrutiny from It shouldn't be up for discuss
Speaker 1: I don't need even a facial opinion. You know what
Speaker 1: it really for me? This comes from, I'll say a trauma.
Speaker 1: I never thrown the word trauma around a lot nowadays.
Speaker 1: But I was eating in San Francisco Fisherman's Wharf. Already
Speaker 1: huge mistake. I'm eating a lobster bisk i. Took a
Speaker 1: chance on a soup that I wasn't previously acquainted with
Speaker 1: the soup. It's a bread bull. But I'll be very
Speaker 1: honest with everybody here. The soup was green. It was
Speaker 1: a green lobster bisk It's not your average looking bisk i, understand.
Speaker 1: But people were walking by and really looking into my
Speaker 1: soup in a way that you know, I'm already facing this.
Speaker 1: I'm suffering the consequences of my soup. Okay. I don't
Speaker 1: need added Okay, and I don't know that's not what
Speaker 1: you were talking about originally. Yeah, but I'm happy you
Speaker 1: added to what you really got me going on. Some
Speaker 1: really helps me. You really got my answer. Oh we're
Speaker 1: coming back to you. I like the name Alfresco. I
Speaker 1: think that's fun. Alfresco is a nice name for name
Speaker 1: your kid or yeah, al Fresco Alfresco, maybe you get
Speaker 1: a second dog. Yeah, I guess I name Fresco. I
Speaker 1: like when Shaky's Pizza and Glendale was trying to do
Speaker 1: al Fresco dining Shaky Pizza and Glen they had to
Speaker 1: sign briefly in the pandemic that said, but you know,
Speaker 1: come come to Shaky's al Fresco and it was just
Speaker 1: a parking lot in Glendale. Yeah, that's a that's a
Speaker 1: bit of a mismatch, like linguistically, when you're like shake
Speaker 1: E's al Fresco, you're like, no, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: y'all can eat in the parking lot. Now that feels
Speaker 1: like more on point because we're there for the mojos.
Speaker 1: Let's be You said, are you are you like with
Speaker 1: bees and stuff? I know you said you don't like
Speaker 1: the picnic. I get it. I'm with somebody who hates
Speaker 1: bees and when they get stung, like it's a fucking problem.
Speaker 1: So is it? Do you have like a real aversion
Speaker 1: to bees? Are you just in genuary? Like I don't
Speaker 1: like sitting on the ground, your ass gets wet sometimes
Speaker 1: because the grass the moisture seeps through and then suddenly
Speaker 1: you got wet. But I don't like getting of this.
Speaker 1: Like we're just to help me understand where you're coming. Wow,
Speaker 1: thank you for also helping my answer. No, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to make sure we're no, we're on
Speaker 1: the same page. I think I do have an aversion
Speaker 1: to bees. I mean, but I mean, who doesn't. I mean,
Speaker 1: when you see a B, you're not gonna be like
Speaker 1: like start running and trying to get away from the B.
Speaker 1: It's like, but I mean, I think growing up, it's
Speaker 1: like I always go to these picnics and it's like
Speaker 1: there'd be so many bees and it's just not I
Speaker 1: just don't want to get stung. You know, I know
Speaker 1: there's a problem with the B. So no offense to
Speaker 1: no offense two bees because they're I think going in stinks.
Speaker 1: So I'm not trying to hear going through it. But
Speaker 1: I just don't they're going through it. You Like, I
Speaker 1: respect that and go girl, we've all been there. Girl
Speaker 1: been there, Like I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I just
Speaker 1: don't want I just don't like them. You know my space,
Speaker 1: You got your space, sace. The degree to which, like
Speaker 1: my behavior was shaped by early be stings, Like just
Speaker 1: I never would walk outside without shoes on because I
Speaker 1: stepped on a bee like once when I was four
Speaker 1: years old. I feel like I've been guided by beast things.
Speaker 1: And then I just got stung by a bee for
Speaker 1: the first time in like twenty years, over the weekend,
Speaker 1: by a dead bee picking up a big clump of
Speaker 1: leaves and there was a dead bee in there, and
Speaker 1: it stung my finger. And really, I don't know how
Speaker 1: long how long ago it's been since you guys got stung,
Speaker 1: but those still hurt. That's one thing that hasn't gone
Speaker 1: away about the bees. There still bastards. I still feel
Speaker 1: like there is there's this idea like yo, man, like
Speaker 1: what's your like twenty men a beasting doesn't. And then
Speaker 1: like I, I too had a beasting like for the
Speaker 1: first time since like high school a few years ago,
Speaker 1: and I was like, ah, like it sucked me up
Speaker 1: so bad. And then I was so mad at myself.
Speaker 1: I was like, your pain threshold should be high up
Speaker 1: to you, man, But I learned to live with the
Speaker 1: beast things and now, Jack, you won't go out side
Speaker 1: with without gloves. Now, yeah, I know yet That's why
Speaker 1: I'm wearing these two sparkly Michael Jackson gloves I think
Speaker 1: early from of mice and men type of thing. We
Speaker 1: then like went swimming at our neighbor's house, and every
Speaker 1: time a bee got in the pool, I like made
Speaker 1: everyone get out until like let fish it out. It's
Speaker 1: like really like, yeah, everyone spotted another one. You think
Speaker 1: getting swallowed by whale is bad? I try to getting
Speaker 1: stung by swimming. Um, what's something you guys think is underrated? Okay,
Speaker 1: we did discuss this one. We didn't discuss this for sure,
Speaker 1: so we have a prepared answer for sure we do.
Speaker 1: Do you want to hit it? Spill it? Okay, I'll
Speaker 1: spill it. Um, Kyle just turned her seat around. I
Speaker 1: had to. One is the one we discussed, and one
Speaker 1: is actually what I thought about without talking to you
Speaker 1: about it, and so hopefully it's okay for me to
Speaker 1: say it and it doesn't tank like the other one,
Speaker 1: and you guys don't have to help. I don't think
Speaker 1: it tanked. I think you blossom. I think you did
Speaker 1: a really good job by the end of it was
Speaker 1: flying Fly, Kyle Fly. That's thank you, Okay. I think
Speaker 1: we think it's overrated as a duo. That of going
Speaker 1: of going out. Yeah, I think we're at a time
Speaker 1: where people are now out and about, but maybe it's
Speaker 1: a little overrated. I think it's over I'm back to
Speaker 1: staying in. I gotta yesterday. Yeah, I think I did
Speaker 1: some social stuff last week and then yesterday. I gotta
Speaker 1: tell you, the most I went out is I went
Speaker 1: out of one room and I walked into another, and
Speaker 1: then I had to sit in that room, and then
Speaker 1: I walked around my house and I had a couple
Speaker 1: of CITs all throughout and that was my day. Sad
Speaker 1: sat for a good amount of time in different rooms
Speaker 1: and that was that was as good as it gets.
Speaker 1: One of the things that we bond on Ana and
Speaker 1: I is that we both like to go to bed
Speaker 1: really early. Yeah. So, I mean it's kind of difficult
Speaker 1: in being comedians because sometimes it's like a show at
Speaker 1: like a or something is like sorry, dude, I'm asleep. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think we did a show on Friday and it
Speaker 1: was a great time. I'll you know, no disrespect to
Speaker 1: the show, but the show started at date thirty, and
Speaker 1: if we're being honest, the show started. If we're being honest,
Speaker 1: it was slated to start at eight thirty. Again, no disrespect,
Speaker 1: but the show wasn't over till like eleven. Are you
Speaker 1: out of your gourd? I gotta be in bed by Ted?
Speaker 1: What are you out of your mind? I want to
Speaker 1: be in bed by Ted? Don't you even think about saying? Goodness,
Speaker 1: it's possible, like six, Yeah, it's possible, just a nice
Speaker 1: slow boil into bed so that it's not possible. I
Speaker 1: would say, don't email Kyle after six because there's a
Speaker 1: good chance he's not gonna get it till tomorrow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: are you waiting? It is the early to bed? Is
Speaker 1: that a cause of early to rise? Are we talking
Speaker 1: like now I'm in bed at ten? I wake up
Speaker 1: at ten. Yeah, I'm on a nice solid got to
Speaker 1: get our zs in twelve? These as possible? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: talking twelve hours of these thirteen hours of ease as
Speaker 1: I am finding myself going, like hearing about people like oh,
Speaker 1: let's go out to this thing, like things are opening
Speaker 1: up and I'm my first things like that was the
Speaker 1: old Miles who lived for things before the pandemic, like
Speaker 1: none of these things matter now, Not that I'm so
Speaker 1: like nihilistic or cynical, but like there is a part
Speaker 1: of me that I think the first kinds of activities
Speaker 1: I've been wanting to do or just like just person
Speaker 1: to person, like hanging out with friends, more than like
Speaker 1: the thing of like let's go to ex location to
Speaker 1: do this, and more like let's just look at each
Speaker 1: other in their eyes and be like we're all doing okay,
Speaker 1: because wow, yes, absolutely I would like to go on
Speaker 1: to Disneyland or something. Hell yeah, eventually I see people
Speaker 1: going a little fomo. But I have the lines though,
Speaker 1: and then the weather forecasts. Yeah, Kyle and I I
Speaker 1: mean not to tell tales out of school, but we
Speaker 1: went to Disneyland in Paris one time and it was
Speaker 1: like it's a train right away, like a day train
Speaker 1: right away, and it's like it's outside of Paris. And
Speaker 1: we got there and they were like, hey, welcome to
Speaker 1: Disneyland Paris. We don't have electricity today, so anything that
Speaker 1: needs electricity you're kind of on your own. Other than that,
Speaker 1: you know, welcome, And so we did. We just did
Speaker 1: all the there's all amazes. We walked around, we met
Speaker 1: the characters. The electricity is allowed the park to be open. Look,
Speaker 1: there's just no electrical charges going through anything right now.
Speaker 1: So you're like, you're walking around, is that goofy or
Speaker 1: is that just a French guy? I don't know, you know, right,
Speaker 1: let's check him out. Is that amazed? I don't know?
Speaker 1: Or is it just a really tiny card garden. That's
Speaker 1: how you're left with. It's like, well, what can you
Speaker 1: do because like ostensibly all the rides require electricity, Like
Speaker 1: it was amazed you can walk through that one section?
Speaker 1: I guess the boats you could manually paddle. No, you can't,
Speaker 1: definitely can So we're very limited what we could do.
Speaker 1: But it still was We still managed to have a
Speaker 1: good time. We still managed to have a great time.
Speaker 1: But I would like to kind of go back, go
Speaker 1: back and correct that. Yeah, we did a beautiful trip
Speaker 1: to Parish, just us girls, and it was just it
Speaker 1: was an amazing trip for a friendship because we actually
Speaker 1: bought matching berets. We wore them in there, and we
Speaker 1: were surprised on the plane two pairs that no one
Speaker 1: else was wearing berets. We were actually the only one.
Speaker 1: We were like, is this the right plane, because I
Speaker 1: think if it's going to Paris, everybody should where the
Speaker 1: right flight. I don't know where are we going? Abster name,
Speaker 1: I don't know. And then we we took those berets.
Speaker 1: We went to the Eiffel Tower like really late, and
Speaker 1: then we threw the breeze off the Eiffel Tower like
Speaker 1: one to three. Yeah, we did it. We recorded it. Um.
Speaker 1: We have never used that audio, but maybe one day
Speaker 1: it'll find a place somewhere in a future season of Truthhounds.
Speaker 1: Did you care? Did you bicycle around with a bag
Speaker 1: sticking out of a bag at all? We walked around
Speaker 1: with some bag adds for sure? Where they sticking out
Speaker 1: of bags? I don't know? Chiefs? Oh yeah, oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: The striped shirts. Absolutely we go. There's no way they'll
Speaker 1: know we're in California. Were right. I'm wearing a beret
Speaker 1: as big as my own head, and instead of walking stick,
Speaker 1: I'm using a bag add So there's just no way
Speaker 1: that they nowhere for it. You sing a walking stick, Baghett,
Speaker 1: it's too so they just don't know. There's no way
Speaker 1: we blend right in. Al Right, guys, let's take a
Speaker 1: quick break and we will be right back and we're back.
Speaker 1: And you guys just heard back from just to not
Speaker 1: to tell stories out of school. You just heard back
Speaker 1: from the fan you apologize to and everything is good
Speaker 1: there everything. I just think it's important that if you
Speaker 1: put out a podcast and you clown on someone really hard,
Speaker 1: you got to um give them the heads up. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The number of emails we've had to send to Donald
Speaker 1: Trump and Mitch McConnell and has been we get back
Speaker 1: are calls from the Secret Service and trying to be
Speaker 1: good hosts. All right, well, let's speaking of which Miss
Speaker 1: McConnell is now no longer the key Dorsey of the
Speaker 1: of the Republican Party. That honor now goes to Donald Trump,
Speaker 1: and people are fighting like over over table scraps. The
Speaker 1: problem is Donald Trump, okay, because everyone just wants to
Speaker 1: hear who he's getting behind. The calculus is different than
Speaker 1: Ms McConnell, who wants to win the Senate back. So
Speaker 1: McConnell's like, we need viable candidates that we can either
Speaker 1: flip districts or hold our districts. Donald Trump's calculus is,
Speaker 1: who's a shameless, lying asshole who will reject reality and
Speaker 1: even the premise of an election, that's who I'm gonna back,
Speaker 1: and it's causing like this really awful you know, back
Speaker 1: and forth between the two. I just want to highlight
Speaker 1: a couple of people in Georgia. Donald Trump is backing
Speaker 1: the former football player herschel Walker, who doesn't even live
Speaker 1: in Georgia, and I think his ideas like, well, herschel
Speaker 1: Walker's black and Raphael Warnock is black, so then maybe
Speaker 1: that is how we'll win that Senate seat. A lot
Speaker 1: of other people are like, this is had a good idea.
Speaker 1: He doesn't even live in the state Donald Trump, and
Speaker 1: he was like, no, I love this guy. Also, herschel
Speaker 1: Walker didn't even go to the like the Republican State
Speaker 1: Convention that we're not even sure he's taking this seriously.
Speaker 1: But that's a name floating around. Another person is Eric Greaton's,
Speaker 1: who's the former governor of Missouri. He had He's a
Speaker 1: he had to resign because of just an awful sex
Speaker 1: scandal that came out about him, has terrible name recognition
Speaker 1: in the state. And again people like there are other options,
Speaker 1: and Trump's like, no, he voted overturned. Like anyone who
Speaker 1: has been in favor of overturning the election is all
Speaker 1: it takes now, and so this is where we're going.
Speaker 1: Where even like states that have I guess what you
Speaker 1: call normal Republicans or whisper racists as I like to
Speaker 1: call them, those people who are like are doing well
Speaker 1: in polls, Like when they say, like for North Carolina,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, this former governor is doing well. Trump
Speaker 1: is backing the person in dead last because he's a
Speaker 1: house member who overturned the election, who voted. And so
Speaker 1: Mitch McConnell has now come out saying like they're like,
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? Because people don't know what's
Speaker 1: going on? What did you do? He's saying he will
Speaker 1: intervene if he has to, So sparks we're truly in
Speaker 1: a race between like the power of his shameless racism
Speaker 1: and his just uttering competence, like whether or not our
Speaker 1: country is going to end in a garbage fire. Heap
Speaker 1: the fact that he's this incompetent always is good news.
Speaker 1: It's good to learn. I think that's what a lot
Speaker 1: of the headlines are is that, oh, he's gonna mess
Speaker 1: this up. Because in in the mid terms, he put
Speaker 1: out a bunch of candidates that clearly weren't up to scruff,
Speaker 1: and the house shifted, so we will see. I think
Speaker 1: the one thing is, though it's hard to know what
Speaker 1: will happen, because if Joe Biden continues to not deliver
Speaker 1: on any of his campaign promises, that may make things
Speaker 1: easier for Republicans running because there will be a lot
Speaker 1: of disillusion and people who were, like I thought he's
Speaker 1: gonna cancel like student debt, like he was telling people
Speaker 1: that are like checks or that's all. No, okay, alright,
Speaker 1: let's uh, let's talk about the drought. Good for good
Speaker 1: for picnics, you know, avoid all those wet butts, but
Speaker 1: not so good for fire season. So the past couple
Speaker 1: of fire seasons in California have been worse than anything
Speaker 1: I've experienced in my living ears here, Like the air
Speaker 1: quality became the thing you checked every morning instead of
Speaker 1: like chance of rain, because there were just so many
Speaker 1: fires and so much smoke and ship and it seems
Speaker 1: it just felt like, you know, we could use a break.
Speaker 1: Come on, we deserve a break here. And it turns
Speaker 1: out like the worst case scenario uh is happening, where
Speaker 1: more global warming leads to worse fires, which leads to
Speaker 1: increase carbon in the atmosphere, which leads to more global warming,
Speaker 1: which leads to worse fires. Because we're in the middle
Speaker 1: of a presidented drought right now, the worst drought of
Speaker 1: the last twenty years in the Pacific Southwest basically, uh
Speaker 1: and just the Southwest in general. So you know, just
Speaker 1: kind of a appetizer for I'm sure what what are
Speaker 1: going to be a number of stories that are super
Speaker 1: fucking depressing where we're like, yeah, this is uh Miles
Speaker 1: and Jack recording from Inland where we were chased by
Speaker 1: a wildfire. Right, yeah, I mean I think everywhere has
Speaker 1: been as much as we get rained here and there.
Speaker 1: I think just seeing like these graphics and graphs that
Speaker 1: just show, oh, it's turning into like a hot charcoal
Speaker 1: stone what happens? And yeah, the air quality thing is
Speaker 1: really like I think that's like the one of the
Speaker 1: big things that I've been has really begun changing, and
Speaker 1: like I think for people who live in l a
Speaker 1: of just being like, especially if you have any kind
Speaker 1: of breathing difficulty, like can I ride a bike today?
Speaker 1: And like the air level qualities is cotton Mouth King's concert,
Speaker 1: Like what is this at all? Like this feels. I
Speaker 1: get that's how they're trying to get us to relate
Speaker 1: to the situation room. But yeah, I don't know where
Speaker 1: did you guys grow up? Did you grow up in
Speaker 1: l A area, San Francisco, Um? Russia? But when you
Speaker 1: came where did you move to? When you came to
Speaker 1: the US? I moved to Vancouver first in Canada, and
Speaker 1: then to like San Diego, so nothing to write home
Speaker 1: about there, um Francisco, and then San Francisco eventually. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: right right, So I mean, yeah, the fear of drought
Speaker 1: is at least Kyle, you're aware of that. I'm sure
Speaker 1: living in San Francisco people. I was talking about that,
Speaker 1: especially being near the Central Valley. Well, and after what
Speaker 1: San Francisco looked like last year, like last fall, the
Speaker 1: photos about the red and oh yeah, so scary. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I remember going to San Francisco. I was
Speaker 1: wearing a mask because of the air, and then I
Speaker 1: used that a mask for the pandemic. So home coming
Speaker 1: for you, nothing to laugh about, not not not funny
Speaker 1: at all, but good use of a mask, bang on
Speaker 1: the mask motifre Yeah, And I didn't mean to imply
Speaker 1: that you guys were pro drought because of the pictick.
Speaker 1: We're very that's not fair for actually, yeah, never indicated
Speaker 1: before this recording that you're pro draft, pro global warming,
Speaker 1: and we're pro Trump and pro drought. That's why two
Speaker 1: big things. That's actually why we were kind of close
Speaker 1: lip because honestly, they're talking about my friend. I know,
Speaker 1: we're like, that's my that's my uncle. What's his first Donald,
Speaker 1: that's my uncle Donald. I forgot his person, Yeah, because
Speaker 1: we're calling them Uncle d Drought because we love that
Speaker 1: uncle Uncle Drought and his draft. Alright, well let's talk
Speaker 1: about seled breakups. I think I think this is what's
Speaker 1: all on our minds uh, And I just want to
Speaker 1: clear you don't have any connection to Ben affleck A
Speaker 1: Rod or Jennifer Lopez before we go start saying things
Speaker 1: about it. I actually think that Anna has a connection
Speaker 1: to General Lopez. Do you want to share that This
Speaker 1: is pretty cool? This is pretty cool, but there isn't
Speaker 1: a commercial with Jennifer Lopez. And it's funny that you
Speaker 1: say wow, because have you seen it? Okay something Not
Speaker 1: only am I saying wow, but it was like the
Speaker 1: director was like, hey, we're not going to use this
Speaker 1: don't worry about it, but don't worry about we're definitely
Speaker 1: not going to use it, so just for fun and
Speaker 1: just something to keep in mind as we're not going
Speaker 1: to use it. Can you do one that's like, wow,
Speaker 1: that's the one that used the commercial? Is that? I go, wow,
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez And uh so that's my close personal friend
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez. Oh man, Okay, well then I guess well
Speaker 1: we'll go lightly Yeah. Yeah, I'm just I was just
Speaker 1: reading this thing right about just the energy that's going
Speaker 1: into like this a Rod j Lo ben Affleck thing
Speaker 1: where right now over the weekend, a Rod posted like
Speaker 1: on his stories, he was like working out with like
Speaker 1: his ex wife who's like the mother of his kids,
Speaker 1: and he posted this picture where she's like wrapping his
Speaker 1: thigh like with ice, and he's like, Cynthia is a
Speaker 1: world class mommy to our girls wrapping ice though, L
Speaker 1: O L. But it's like, I don't know, meant to
Speaker 1: seem like, hey, Jennifer, I'm intimate with a person from
Speaker 1: my past two as well, and we're working out. I
Speaker 1: felt very like just so transparent, like insecure celebrity energy.
Speaker 1: But the other thing I didn't realize is that Ben
Speaker 1: Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, like Jennifer Lope especially, they were
Speaker 1: really trying to pre plan revealing their like relationship through Instagram,
Speaker 1: and they say the paparazzi like ruined it. According to
Speaker 1: Insider quote, he stayed at her house in April and
Speaker 1: she was planning to make an announcement that they are
Speaker 1: back together on Instagram. It's all about timing with her.
Speaker 1: These are people who don't like to be alone, and
Speaker 1: she really likes him. They have a long history there,
Speaker 1: and the paparazzi beat them to it. I just like
Speaker 1: I read this and I'm like, I feel we don't
Speaker 1: talk about how like the thing about becoming a celebrity
Speaker 1: at a certain level is you cease to just become
Speaker 1: a normal person, Like you can't even like you're like
Speaker 1: the optics of me getting back with Ben though it
Speaker 1: used to be like this, someone just catch you in
Speaker 1: someone else's Instagram posts, be like are you looking up
Speaker 1: with them again? Like that, Yeah, yeah, you're a brand.
Speaker 1: You're like just like there's a company forms around you
Speaker 1: with like a bunch of people who are making decisions
Speaker 1: about your life that are purely based on like what
Speaker 1: is good for the brand, and that brand is your life.
Speaker 1: It's I think it's underrated. Like how maddening being famous
Speaker 1: must be for a lot of a lot of these
Speaker 1: people who I just feel I've always said, PR move
Speaker 1: if you have a hard boiled egg, like it's right.
Speaker 1: Those are the terms that I know. But you know how, Yeah,
Speaker 1: everything's like a PR decision, which is cool. I would
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, actually I would love that. I'd love
Speaker 1: if the people were paying more attention to me like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like why is Kyle wearing those hats? Again? I would
Speaker 1: love that because then I could come out with a statement,
Speaker 1: and she loves coming up with the statement. What would
Speaker 1: you say? What do you think a thing you would
Speaker 1: run afoul with would for your brand? That you would
Speaker 1: have to have statements about Kyle? So if I guess
Speaker 1: I had a new hat on, I would go, this
Speaker 1: is my PR company, would say, Kyle is wearing a
Speaker 1: new hat. But also, please don't stop paying attention to
Speaker 1: her big shirts. But for um, that's from Kyle's PR company.
Speaker 1: That's it? Yeah? Wrong, No, No, I think he did it.
Speaker 1: He really help me out there than weiled the voice
Speaker 1: for that for that PR for that prest release. The
Speaker 1: other thing is like, yeah, when the people would that
Speaker 1: are like mega stars, they are just deeply paranoid and
Speaker 1: suspicious of everyone that's around them because at a certain point,
Speaker 1: like you truly like you don't make friends the same
Speaker 1: way you're used to, which is like, oh wow, you
Speaker 1: like this thing. Oh we get along, we're vibing, we
Speaker 1: go to the same school, we work at the same place, whatever.
Speaker 1: And now it's like, what the fund does this person
Speaker 1: want from me? Like, what the funk? Why is this
Speaker 1: person smiling just so they can ask me to of course,
Speaker 1: you know, endorse their fifty in weeks. If all you
Speaker 1: have around er yes, men who are like who actually
Speaker 1: are are an exact mirror back to you and failed
Speaker 1: to like provide you with a dose of actual reality,
Speaker 1: then you have no you can't be perceptible. Well that's reality.
Speaker 1: And that's why when I see celebrities, I actually go
Speaker 1: out of my way to leave the building like no
Speaker 1: matter what, because what I literally don't need anything in
Speaker 1: the sense that I'm just gonna fucking leave because I
Speaker 1: need nothing from you so much so you're repellent, yes,
Speaker 1: so much so I'm going to drive home from here
Speaker 1: and I'm going to shut my door and then I'm
Speaker 1: actually not gonna leave my house for a day. Just beautiful.
Speaker 1: I think that's like, I don't think it's the celebrity's
Speaker 1: fault always, because it's almost impossible to have people in
Speaker 1: in American society where celebrity is viewed as like they're
Speaker 1: almost like deities, right, like that we worship, Like I,
Speaker 1: it's almost impossible to find somebody who would view you
Speaker 1: as like a genuine human being. Like I don't know
Speaker 1: how to act around celebrities. I couldn't like just become
Speaker 1: friends with a celebrity and value them on a human
Speaker 1: level without like taking into account everything that my like
Speaker 1: entire life has told me about celebrities. Like it's just
Speaker 1: it's I feel like it's a hard situation to be in.
Speaker 1: I also flee through the nearest window anytime a famous
Speaker 1: person comes and comes into a room with me. I
Speaker 1: think that's the appropriate response. Let me tell you a
Speaker 1: little bit about my good friend j Lo. So my
Speaker 1: character's name in the commercial was Shirley, And we know
Speaker 1: this because I had a name tag that said Shirley,
Speaker 1: and so I wasn't I didn't meet Jennifer lope As
Speaker 1: ahead of time. And so one second there was no
Speaker 1: Jennifer lope As in my life, and then the next
Speaker 1: second she was just right here. She was like mere
Speaker 1: inches away from my face. She's a beautiful face. She
Speaker 1: has no pores. I don't under I mean, it's just
Speaker 1: she's stunning. But um, at some point in between takes,
Speaker 1: she looked at my name tag and she said, and
Speaker 1: don't call me Shirley, and and everybody was instructed to
Speaker 1: like not look at her and don't breathe, like just
Speaker 1: don't just if you could not be, just don't be.
Speaker 1: Don't just like leave her alone and just just look
Speaker 1: at your shirt and you know. But at some point
Speaker 1: she goes, and don't call me Shirley, and then everybody
Speaker 1: was really quiet, so she went, it's funny, and then
Speaker 1: she said it's funny. She said, no, it's funny. Everyone
Speaker 1: go So then people were like uh and starting to laugh,
Speaker 1: and she said, no, it's funny because her name tag
Speaker 1: says Shirley, and then everybody laughed. So, oh, that's my
Speaker 1: story about that's my inside scoop. What a mental prison
Speaker 1: to be, I mean, that's yeah, you just the airplane
Speaker 1: don't you don't call me Shirley. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I was instructed in that interact. That's the
Speaker 1: whole world gone. She goes, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's funny. Okay, okay, Oh how did you respond in
Speaker 1: that moment? Like I would have my heart would have
Speaker 1: just escaped from my body. I would have just gotten
Speaker 1: the funk out of there, not knowing because it's like
Speaker 1: not a thing that you would laugh at, but you
Speaker 1: feel like you should laugh, Like just the number of
Speaker 1: contradictions built into you standing there receiving that joke is impossible.
Speaker 1: It's like a purely impossible situation. Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: think I was like, oh yeah. And then later actually
Speaker 1: there was one more goof she she did one more goof.
Speaker 1: So in the commercial, she's like, it's set in a
Speaker 1: grocery store and she's supposed to impulse by a piece
Speaker 1: of gum, and she improvised and she used a pineapple
Speaker 1: instead of the piece of gum. And then in between takes,
Speaker 1: she goes a pineapple. That's funny, and people were like,
Speaker 1: of she goes, she goes, no, it's funnier than God.
Speaker 1: She looked at me and I said well, you're a comedian.
Speaker 1: I said, well, you know, Pineapple, that is funny. She goes,
Speaker 1: I know, so that, Oh my god, I don't know.
Speaker 1: And did all of this inform your performance when you
Speaker 1: had to say wow, j the wow is you could
Speaker 1: tell it's very loaded. It's it's pain and psychological warfare
Speaker 1: and wow. Yeah. I mean this is no minor like
Speaker 1: the J Low is supposed to be like, first of all,
Speaker 1: in person, one of the more like striking human forms
Speaker 1: that most people have ever encountered. And then like also
Speaker 1: very aggressively like famous, like not somebody who shrinks from
Speaker 1: their fame or feels a contradiction about it. It's a
Speaker 1: she's as beautiful. She's more beautiful than you even want
Speaker 1: her to be. You know, she's more than I wanted
Speaker 1: you guys, I wanted something good, whoa easy starving this beautiful?
Speaker 1: I mean it was insane because I was just like, oh,
Speaker 1: did she looks exactly like she does on on TV?
Speaker 1: Like and that's not something you I don't know, like
Speaker 1: I think when you do, you expect like some air brushing,
Speaker 1: but she is really that beautiful And that It's just
Speaker 1: crazy because it's an undeniably hurt. You know, sometimes you
Speaker 1: see a celebrity and you're like, the head is smaller
Speaker 1: than I thought. I just I don't know, disrespect. But
Speaker 1: I saw Diane Keaton out and I was like, she's
Speaker 1: so tiny. She's really tiny. I think, I mean maybe
Speaker 1: her hat was just bigger than I thought. Yeah, Diane
Speaker 1: Keaton dresses like Diane Keaton car she doesn't funk around
Speaker 1: like she that's her brand, Like to the point where
Speaker 1: I go, look at this Diane Keaton costs playing my god?
Speaker 1: But you again, can I What you said is that
Speaker 1: you didn't know if she was small or just her
Speaker 1: hat was huge. Yeah, Like it was like, I don't
Speaker 1: know what I was more like, I was like, do
Speaker 1: I think she has a tiny head? But she also
Speaker 1: had like a big one of her big hats on.
Speaker 1: And then I was then I was trying to be like,
Speaker 1: well what do I think? Then then I went in
Speaker 1: my own head, I was like, well, what size did
Speaker 1: you think Diane Keaton was supposed to be? Didn't work? Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then I was like, yeah, maybe it's just maybe
Speaker 1: her the hat's making her head look all tiny, and
Speaker 1: that's just that looked for perfect. It felt it fell
Speaker 1: off for her. Wow, I feel like this. Don't call
Speaker 1: me Diane. Wait, Kyle, who's the most famous celebrity you've
Speaker 1: had to be encounter and maybe not interact with, but
Speaker 1: that you've seen out and you're like, oh, I mean,
Speaker 1: like I said, I just I will try to avoid
Speaker 1: it at all, even if you catch wind. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess it's I guess it. I guess this is I
Speaker 1: wish I had something better, but I guess it's Catherine High.
Speaker 1: Oh you have a good Yeah. I did an audition
Speaker 1: with her and I touched her. Tit But I mean
Speaker 1: I just touched her, and I should have asked for permission.
Speaker 1: I've talked about this before, and yeah, it just was
Speaker 1: a shitty situation because they should have told me ahead
Speaker 1: of time that I was auditioning with her. I didn't
Speaker 1: know that, and then I was a brief There was
Speaker 1: a part of the scene where I had to touch her.
Speaker 1: I guess looking back, I should have been like, hello,
Speaker 1: can I touch you? But I was, you know, so
Speaker 1: you think I was sort of running on adrenaline. I
Speaker 1: touched her and then they said please don't do the
Speaker 1: next scene, and then she drove off and she didn't
Speaker 1: audition with anyone else. So and I broke out in
Speaker 1: a flu after So was this the flu? The famous fluke?
Speaker 1: I broke out in a flu because it was just
Speaker 1: I don't know she gave it to me or I
Speaker 1: gave it to her. That's crazy. But to Kyle's credit, Kyle,
Speaker 1: but never maliciously, obviously unconsensually touch. It doesn't matter who
Speaker 1: it is, Katherine Heigl or not. But she wasn't warned
Speaker 1: and she was just sworn into a room where Katherine
Speaker 1: Heigel was yeah, super close to her, which is already
Speaker 1: you know who I would love to meet. We would
Speaker 1: love to both meet kianu Reely. We would love to
Speaker 1: meet Jason stathm. I'm a huge We love Jason sat
Speaker 1: just those action guys like I want to just be like,
Speaker 1: like how big they are. I would love to see
Speaker 1: how big girl. That's who. I would love to see
Speaker 1: Kyle next to a Kiana or Statham looking up, looking
Speaker 1: up the top. I want to picture where it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, where you like they put. Maybe that's a
Speaker 1: little um belittling, but I think it's funny if it's
Speaker 1: they're like you're this small, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, because
Speaker 1: I'm huge you know, I would love to see them
Speaker 1: Tower overcome. Yeah. I love that. I really is Jason
Speaker 1: Statham listen to your podcast. We got one yes friend
Speaker 1: really yeah the artist? Yeah wait, she said Statham. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: Kianu Reeves his girlfriend. That's what I thought, you asked.
Speaker 1: Uh well, alright, let's take a quick break and we
Speaker 1: will be right back. And we're back, and the break
Speaker 1: was an adventure. Uh So, A couple of things we
Speaker 1: have to tell you guys for for necessary background, is
Speaker 1: that Truth Hounds actually started out as a show called
Speaker 1: There's Something About Mr. Reeves That was one of the
Speaker 1: funniest things we've ever heard. It's Kyle and Anna basically
Speaker 1: Kyle finding out about Keanu Reeves like years after everybody else,
Speaker 1: but like kind of developing this obsession and then it
Speaker 1: kind of unfolds where everybody has like an incredible story
Speaker 1: that like tangentially relates to Kianu Reeves, and in the break,
Speaker 1: super producer Justin had one such story as we were
Speaker 1: talking about just kind of generally the mystique of Keanu Reeves. Justin,
Speaker 1: you wanna come in and share with the audience. Yeah, sure.
Speaker 1: So my dad and his older brother were members of
Speaker 1: a band called News Magazine in Chicago. They played with
Speaker 1: a lot of pretty big people in their time. In
Speaker 1: the seventies and eighties, and in the nineties, my uncle
Speaker 1: was just playing rooms trying to link up with any
Speaker 1: band he could get a gig with, and one of
Speaker 1: those bands was Kianu Reeves band. And the best part
Speaker 1: about it was he would be up there, very shy guy,
Speaker 1: very very humble and down to earth, and he would
Speaker 1: usually spend most of his time alone before and just
Speaker 1: sitting there relaxing in the corner of the room, and
Speaker 1: as soon as they went up to play, the entire
Speaker 1: room would just like magnetically shift over to Kianu Reeves
Speaker 1: and the rest of his poor bandmates would be playing
Speaker 1: to a mostly empty room while everyone was just staring
Speaker 1: up at Kean on one side, and Kanu is the bassis,
Speaker 1: he's not He's not the drummer or at the singer
Speaker 1: at the center of stage. So it's just like everybody's
Speaker 1: in the corner of the room just watching Kianu Reeves.
Speaker 1: And for the most part what I hear, he was
Speaker 1: just looking at his He's looking at his instrument, just
Speaker 1: in the zone. Everyone's just throwing a fit for this
Speaker 1: guy and the rest of his band is just playing
Speaker 1: their heart out to no one. It's it's so sad,
Speaker 1: but it's it's a lovely story. That's you know. Kianu
Speaker 1: has that kind of magnetism, that kind of yeah, you
Speaker 1: you why not ignore everyone else and focus on the
Speaker 1: universal constant. But he would probably feel bad about that.
Speaker 1: He's such a good guy that from our findings that
Speaker 1: he would probably like, Yeah, he'd be like, no, guy,
Speaker 1: it's really good, guys. There's a whole bad like really
Speaker 1: sorry giving up for Trevor guys. He's really doing his
Speaker 1: best up here. He'd probably go behind the other band
Speaker 1: members something, get some like crossfire eye contact. Yeah, he's like,
Speaker 1: get in front of me, get in front of me.
Speaker 1: Oh man, oh man. I mean we heard so many
Speaker 1: stories because the funny thing is that everybody we wanted
Speaker 1: to hear like the more mundane the better. So someone
Speaker 1: was like, my brother installed a toilet um a bathroom
Speaker 1: door at Keanu Reeves his house and he was nice,
Speaker 1: and we were like, that's the perfect story for us.
Speaker 1: We would love to look into that. But yeah, we
Speaker 1: would get stories that were like I was I overheard
Speaker 1: kean or you say I don't like to take the freeways.
Speaker 1: Those were like the kind of stories were like yeah,
Speaker 1: but that the thing. Crazy thing is the more we
Speaker 1: worked on it, the more every situation we went into
Speaker 1: someone had his story. Everybody has a Kianu story. I
Speaker 1: think I did it a comedy show and then I
Speaker 1: was talking about it and then the host was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: Kianu reeves like purchase my kids preschool sold it back
Speaker 1: to them for a penny. Yeah, that's right, and so
Speaker 1: there's actually a picture of him in the preschool, Like
Speaker 1: that's crazy. Yeah. The school was like, gonna get shut down.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get shut down. So he purchased it. Good guy.
Speaker 1: One time we heard a story that one time he
Speaker 1: was at his own birthday party and he went outside
Speaker 1: to smoke and there was a line to get in
Speaker 1: and he didn't want to cut, so he stood in
Speaker 1: the back of the line. He waited to get in
Speaker 1: the bouncer. When it got to his turn, was like,
Speaker 1: you don't have to wait, it's your birthday party. Your
Speaker 1: Kanu reeves And he was like, it's just I feel
Speaker 1: like he's like someone who could fall victim to someone
Speaker 1: really like pathological who's like a scammer who's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so cold and hungry at Kianu and he's like,
Speaker 1: oh no, And then I feel like he's too wise
Speaker 1: for that though. I feel like or I feel like
Speaker 1: his mystique is such that when that pathological scammer came
Speaker 1: into contact with them, they would be like somehow reformed,
Speaker 1: right right, Oh, that you'd really like his energy is
Speaker 1: so potent that you're like, I want to be honest
Speaker 1: about myself. Actually, I'm a bit of a reptile brain
Speaker 1: only looking out for myself. Yeah, thanks, Wow, Absolutely, I
Speaker 1: I do want to get to this guy who got
Speaker 1: swallowed hole by humpback whale, because I think he's really
Speaker 1: like the reverse Kianu. Uh Now, I'm just j he's
Speaker 1: not out here. He's out here for the wrong reasons.
Speaker 1: I'm being really hard on this guy. Uh So, this
Speaker 1: is something that actually happens a lot. Like there there's
Speaker 1: a lot of really cool videos on YouTube of people.
Speaker 1: Uh there's one where there's a scuba diver just like
Speaker 1: resurfacing and then the water around him just like starts
Speaker 1: boiling with small fish that a whale is driving to
Speaker 1: the surface, and then like a whale comes within inches
Speaker 1: of like swallowing that guy and it's just massive and
Speaker 1: like really cool. And then there's another where a guy
Speaker 1: gets swallowed like is in the mouth of a whale
Speaker 1: there's video footage of it, and another where a boat
Speaker 1: carrying two kayakers gets like swallowed. Hole up. That one's wild, right,
Speaker 1: It's it's the kind that you wish you saw. You're like,
Speaker 1: dude on one of these videos where the whale just
Speaker 1: swallows a kayak and you're like, well, here's a link
Speaker 1: for you. It's like straight up jaws. Ship it's yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's just calm water then breach and people like
Speaker 1: I remember in that clip the one person just like,
Speaker 1: oh ship not helpful. Yeah, So it's something that happens accidentally.
Speaker 1: People hang out around where whales might breach because whale
Speaker 1: watching the whole thing, and they're like magical, you know,
Speaker 1: mystical creatures that are it's just insane that they exist,
Speaker 1: like the fact that we just go through our days
Speaker 1: with whales existing, like just mammals that are that big
Speaker 1: that swim around in the ocean like is is wild.
Speaker 1: So there's no footage of this guy getting swallowed, so
Speaker 1: I think this is why this is getting like kind
Speaker 1: of capturing the zeitgeist and other examples where people have
Speaker 1: like actually captured video of somebody getting swallowed, and it's
Speaker 1: like the one of the wildest things you've ever seen
Speaker 1: is that we are hearing it through a subjective account
Speaker 1: and he is using he's like George Costanza recovering the
Speaker 1: golf ball levels of drama to this, Like he's just
Speaker 1: he's talking about but let me just read some of
Speaker 1: his uh words, So his words, I was inside it,
Speaker 1: I was inside its mouth. It tried to eat me,
Speaker 1: which is not true, Like everybody was like, first of all,
Speaker 1: they can't eat anything that big. Their throat is very small.
Speaker 1: But like they there's just it's him and his spotter
Speaker 1: who like watch watches his bubbles to make sure he's
Speaker 1: okay while he's down there, like going lobster fishing, and
Speaker 1: then he's like, but the bubbles suddenly all right, so
Speaker 1: this is from his spotter, But the bubble suddenly stopped.
Speaker 1: Then an explosion of whitewater erupted from the sea. Mayo
Speaker 1: wasn't sure what he was witnessing. A burly fish thrashed
Speaker 1: before him, and for a split second, he thought it
Speaker 1: was a great white shark. Then Mayo saw its flukes
Speaker 1: cut through the water and observed it violently shake its head.
Speaker 1: So just the fact that they're like adding violence to
Speaker 1: it and he's saying that it was trying to swallow him. Also,
Speaker 1: like in the in the videos, you can tell that
Speaker 1: it's an accident, that it's the equivalent of somebody eating
Speaker 1: something and a fly flies into their mouth and they
Speaker 1: like cough it up. But in this version of the story,
Speaker 1: by like turning the whale into something with an agenda
Speaker 1: that was to eat him, Like suddenly the headlines are
Speaker 1: like real life Moby Dick tries to eat diver and ship.
Speaker 1: And it's just I don't love it because it implies
Speaker 1: that he's it's whales slander, you know what it is?
Speaker 1: Culture going way too far, That's what it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Tom Hanks this morning, who's next? If sure they tried
Speaker 1: to eat you? Because yeah, those other clips, the whale
Speaker 1: almost looks like oh funk what iuld like, what it?
Speaker 1: What's in my mouth? Like when they have like a
Speaker 1: giant kayak, They're like no, no, no, I didn't want this.
Speaker 1: I'm They're just released. Yeah, what I can capture in
Speaker 1: my Baileen, But this it's good to know because in
Speaker 1: my mind it was very possible that a whale could
Speaker 1: just swallow you. But you're saying it's like physically they're
Speaker 1: not carnivorous, so they don't they're not ever intending to
Speaker 1: attack a human or whatever. But yeah, their throats are
Speaker 1: too narrow. They just like swallow a bunch of tiny
Speaker 1: things and then use their to like send everything else out.
Speaker 1: So we'll send this one to the Dubious Whale Attacks Panel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's also the thing that's unique is that he
Speaker 1: claims he was in the mouth for thirty to forty seconds,
Speaker 1: which is much longer than the other encounters. But like
Speaker 1: he didn't have any of the injuries that would come
Speaker 1: from being that deep and like the whale coming to
Speaker 1: the surface with him, Like he should have had like
Speaker 1: a lot of embolisms and stuff. So so I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, he's also just all over the place,
Speaker 1: like he's uh, he did a Reddit asked me anything,
Speaker 1: like I was swallowed hole by a whale like already
Speaker 1: like from his hospital bed. All right, truth hounds, truth hounds,
Speaker 1: get to the bottom of this guy. Really swallowed by
Speaker 1: a whale. This is a soft pitch for you guys
Speaker 1: to look into this bullshit, but um, we'll be in
Speaker 1: touch just to talk to that. I'm sure had a
Speaker 1: conversation between you and this person would be hilarious, like okay,
Speaker 1: and then then what was that like for you? Oh
Speaker 1: yeah I was I was just swallow. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: swallowed so bad, so bad, and it was just so fright.
Speaker 1: They tried to eat me. I saw the Washington Post
Speaker 1: thing that I that came up and try to eat me.
Speaker 1: So and the Washington Post article like goes out of
Speaker 1: its way too, like tell you about every brush of
Speaker 1: death with death that this guy has had, like he
Speaker 1: was in a really bad plane accident and like a
Speaker 1: decade ago, which is you know, harrowing for sure, but
Speaker 1: it's just kind of a weird like detail to put
Speaker 1: into this very specific story and suggests like that you're hearing,
Speaker 1: you know, a a big fish story where it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: this thing it came up and swallowed the boat hole
Speaker 1: and you just kind of have to take it with
Speaker 1: a grain of salt. Like there's also a commentary from
Speaker 1: people in the town. It happened off Cape Cod in
Speaker 1: Provincetown and they're like, who is anyone else? We'd think
Speaker 1: it was bullshit, but this guy he has crazy stories
Speaker 1: and is a very convincing and it's like he's a
Speaker 1: good story teller or is it maybe just the most
Speaker 1: full of ship guy in town. There's just like and
Speaker 1: no one's up Nick. No one realizes that he's just
Speaker 1: been lying the whole time. I had people like that,
Speaker 1: I know growing up, Like if you wrote down all
Speaker 1: the ship that happened to them on paper, you're like,
Speaker 1: you're the most interesting person alive or the biggest lying
Speaker 1: sack of ship. He's the only no one else knows
Speaker 1: how to lie there? All right? Well, Kyle Anna, as
Speaker 1: always such a pleasure having you, I guess not as always.
Speaker 1: This is the first time we've had both of people
Speaker 1: the time so far show, But as always amazing to
Speaker 1: be on a chat with you, guys, to share the
Speaker 1: joy of our zoom meetings with the outside world. Where
Speaker 1: can people find you? Follow you here? You hear Truthhounds,
Speaker 1: I mean on Truthhounds for truth Tounds, please listen to it.
Speaker 1: We really do we think first of all, we think
Speaker 1: that it's really good. We do you think it's we
Speaker 1: think it's really good stuff. I think it's really good.
Speaker 1: It's really hard on it. We did work really hard
Speaker 1: on it, harder than a podcast. Well, so here should
Speaker 1: be a way to describe it is at at one
Speaker 1: point we were worried what if someone else does it?
Speaker 1: But we also realize that no one actually has this
Speaker 1: much time to do something like this. Nothing similar exists
Speaker 1: because no one would put this much time into something anything.
Speaker 1: So hopefully argument is and if you we are we
Speaker 1: are actively looking into investigation, and you can go to
Speaker 1: the Truth Hounds Instagram page. It's at True Towns on
Speaker 1: Instagram and then on Twitter it's at the Truth Towns. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we have this little tip. We have a tip line
Speaker 1: up there. Just look for the story with the dog
Speaker 1: on it who's investigating. There's a number to call. One warning,
Speaker 1: a better tipline is that if you do something that's
Speaker 1: not juicy, not serious, I'm not safe for us, You're
Speaker 1: not safe. We will clown on you. We'll clown on
Speaker 1: you so publicly. That's a warning. That's a warning right here,
Speaker 1: right now. Don't try to, you know, do something cuckoo bananas.
Speaker 1: We will clown on your. Asks for people who are
Speaker 1: about to check out the show. They say, okay, this
Speaker 1: I want to hear more. Tell them a little bit
Speaker 1: about the first episode that's out, what it's about, just
Speaker 1: so they can get an idea of what exactly these
Speaker 1: mysteries are, these cases, or these larger questions that you're
Speaker 1: trying to answer. Well, the first one, I think is
Speaker 1: a great insight into how the rest of the show goes,
Speaker 1: which is, Um, we come up with this question, which
Speaker 1: is why are some people always late? Um? I think
Speaker 1: it's a question that I mean, we all have friends who,
Speaker 1: you know, you expect them to come about five ten
Speaker 1: minutes late, and it's just like, why why do I
Speaker 1: have to do gymnastics around your tardiness? Why do I
Speaker 1: have to carry you know, five bags? And you know
Speaker 1: it's accommodate you. You're always going to be late, you know.
Speaker 1: We look into what's up with that? What's up with
Speaker 1: what's up with that one guy who's always late? Yeah,
Speaker 1: And we go out of our way, say to investigate that,
Speaker 1: to figure it out, analyze the many different kinds of
Speaker 1: late people to there's a variety, come to the right conclusions.
Speaker 1: Exactly as funny as the show is, I also feel
Speaker 1: like I will never look at late people and my
Speaker 1: own tardy behavior the same way again after listening to
Speaker 1: the episode, hopefully we brought a little bit of insight
Speaker 1: into how your very selfish actions as others. So yeah,
Speaker 1: so yeah, we kind of go. We basically go, well,
Speaker 1: do we do whatever it takes to get to the
Speaker 1: bottom of these mysteries and so and sometimes the mysteries
Speaker 1: or why does Kyle look really good in hat? You know?
Speaker 1: So it's not all it's not all dangerous or dangerous
Speaker 1: or scary, but I mean, we do have scarier episodes.
Speaker 1: So we have an episode called why are People Mean?
Speaker 1: And we have to deal with mean people and that's yeah,
Speaker 1: we've all been there and that's scary as hell. But
Speaker 1: we obviously come out for the journeys you to ride
Speaker 1: along and just that you all really roll your sleeves
Speaker 1: up and get into the material. So um, even as
Speaker 1: mundane is it, that's like the genius of this show.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I'm still for people to listen to Thank you, Miles,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. We're so excited for you to
Speaker 1: listen to you. We're so excited And where can where
Speaker 1: can people find you? Guys? Individually, when you're not hounding
Speaker 1: the truth. When we're not hounding the truth. Hard to
Speaker 1: picture that because that's what all of our free time
Speaker 1: goes to. UM, when we're managing our own accounts. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm this is really important. I'm a cash money grandpa.
Speaker 1: And then I'm a touching Jesus on Twitter because I
Speaker 1: didn't really think either of those platforms would take off.
Speaker 1: So that's where I'm at. And Uh, I'm really not
Speaker 1: big on Instagram, so I mean, I guess you could follow,
Speaker 1: but you really don't have to. Um, it's I'm at
Speaker 1: gile at Gile Mazono. And then you can also follow
Speaker 1: my dog. I'm actually really active on that or my
Speaker 1: dog actually is UM and that is clam Dash, under Dash,
Speaker 1: underscore she means underscore mazzono. So that's my my dog's
Speaker 1: Instagram And honestly he's he posts almost every day, so
Speaker 1: if he wants something active with some crazy things about
Speaker 1: his life, I would check that out. Yeah. And is
Speaker 1: there a tweet or some of the work of social
Speaker 1: media you've been enjoying? Oh, I mean the most recent
Speaker 1: thing that comes to mind as I saw the dog
Speaker 1: was hobby that one. Oh, that peakings like the champion dog.
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I don't like that. That's not
Speaker 1: that's the dog who could do something bad and there's
Speaker 1: no there's nothing they could do for me to be like, No,
Speaker 1: absolutely not. That's not a tweet that I liked per
Speaker 1: se as tweet I can't stop thinking about. I guess
Speaker 1: it occupants. It lives in my head. Rent for you.
Speaker 1: So that's that's that. Wow, this is my first encounter. No,
Speaker 1: but it sounds like I like it. I don't. It
Speaker 1: looks like a like a Jim Henson creature with no face. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks like ahole like it looks like wow, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but that's what Chewbacca is a whole one the Westminster
Speaker 1: Dog Show Mr the name of one the grand prize.
Speaker 1: She thinks it's cute. I don't know. I don't really
Speaker 1: look at Twitter, but I'll just shout out all the
Speaker 1: tweets that people are putting out there, all right, no
Speaker 1: offense to anyone you missed, you know, not no offends
Speaker 1: anyone I missed. But you know right now, I keep
Speaker 1: doing it, keep tweeting miles. Where can people find you
Speaker 1: with the tweet You've been enjoying Twitter, Instagram, Miles of Gray.
Speaker 1: Also the other thing on Twitch for twenty day fiance.
Speaker 1: If you like d fiance, come check us out over
Speaker 1: there which dot tv slash for twenty day Fiance a
Speaker 1: tweet I like, I love this one because it's the
Speaker 1: intersection of critical race theory and the crucible. Um at
Speaker 1: Richter Scale tweeted I saw Goodie Proctor teaching critical race theory,
Speaker 1: but it was like, Yep, there we go. A couple
Speaker 1: of tweets I've been enjoying. Jenny Hogan tweeted how long
Speaker 1: after a first date do you have to wait before
Speaker 1: texting you hate me? Uh? And Sahannah Trevasan tweeted, my
Speaker 1: last words will be I'm being weird, right, you hate me?
Speaker 1: I wish i'd always like when that same idea is
Speaker 1: out there in the zeitgeist. And then Dan Chamberlain tweeted,
Speaker 1: the plural of barf is barbs like scarves. That always
Speaker 1: makes me really happy. That's really uh. You can find
Speaker 1: me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien. You can find
Speaker 1: us on Twitter at Daily Zychgeist. Were at the Daily
Speaker 1: Zeygeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page on
Speaker 1: a website Daily zeitgeist dot com where we post our
Speaker 1: episodes on our foot note where we link off to
Speaker 1: the information that we talked about in today's episode, as
Speaker 1: well as a song we think you might enjoy. Miles.
Speaker 1: What song should people be checking out today? Uh, there's
Speaker 1: a track from Little Sims and Cleo Soul. Little Sims
Speaker 1: one of my favorite mcs from the UK's also can
Speaker 1: sing and she played bass and she's just a really
Speaker 1: town that artists. This track is called Woman. Look it
Speaker 1: will make your big toe shoot up in your boot.
Speaker 1: Uh and also just nice with the lyrics. It's just
Speaker 1: an overall great track and the instrumentation is great. So
Speaker 1: this is Woman by Little Sims and Kio Soul. Alright,
Speaker 1: go listen to that. The daily is that guy's the
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Speaker 1: do it for us this morning. We are back this
Speaker 1: afternoon to tell you what's trending and we'll talk to
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