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Speaker 1: name Lawrence? Right? Yes? J Lawrence? Yeah, I'm named after
Speaker 1: Matthew Lawrence Ye and my famous brother you know from
Speaker 1: Boy Meets World. He was the boy who was brothers
Speaker 1: with the Guy who Met the World, which is a
Speaker 1: famous David Bowie song. Anyway, so you guys, you quote
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Speaker 1: have another two days in a row. We're on a
Speaker 1: streak of people who are recently engaged. Is that something
Speaker 1: that's public? Am I allowed to say? Oh? Yeah, that's public.
Speaker 1: I mean you made both public figures. We're both public figures.
Speaker 1: We're both very very famous, you know, equally. So we
Speaker 1: have the same amount of instant She has like fifty
Speaker 1: I think she has like fifty thou Instagram followers and
Speaker 1: I have six thousand. And I'm kind of like, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, part of the marriage contract I think is
Speaker 1: going to be that she has to split her followers
Speaker 1: with me, Like there needs to be follower equity in
Speaker 1: the relationship. Francesca Fiorentini is my my fiance. I believe
Speaker 1: this is the first time two of our guests have
Speaker 1: gotten engaged to one another because of the show. Yeah, show,
Speaker 1: because you were on separate epate days and some years before,
Speaker 1: but that's yeah, it was yeah. I mean we're already
Speaker 1: dating and whatnot, but we we really met when we
Speaker 1: listened to each other's episodes and we're like, man, we're
Speaker 1: both now we're both left. We're both so left that
Speaker 1: it's crazy out there in these political left Honey, we
Speaker 1: need to get right and getting married. That's so now
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Speaker 1: Daily Zeitgeist. All right, Matt, we're gonna get to know
Speaker 1: you a little bit better in a moment. First, we're
Speaker 1: gonna tell our listeners a couple of things we're talking about.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about Trump's blog r i P permanently
Speaker 1: shut down effective two days ago. You know, the thing
Speaker 1: that was supposed to replace his Twitter feed never never
Speaker 1: got the traction. We're gonna talk about another. Countries need
Speaker 1: to reckon with its own evil Canada, US need to
Speaker 1: reckon with the residential schools and how they're going about that,
Speaker 1: why they're not doing it yet, um, what they need
Speaker 1: to be doing, because you know, that's that's something America's
Speaker 1: thinking about at this moment. On the kind of like
Speaker 1: we'll see ever we'll see yeah, yeah, on the one
Speaker 1: year anniversary of the Tulsa Race massacre. We'll talk about
Speaker 1: that in a future episode. But first we want to
Speaker 1: just point at Canada and be like, y'all fucked up.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about Anthony Faucci, U, Tony Fox is busted. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they did a foia on thousands of his emails from
Speaker 1: during the pandemic and dude, he is boring as fun.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh man, they did they didn't find shit. Um,
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about how Europeans are doing without all
Speaker 1: the hugging and kiss him and um you know him,
Speaker 1: all that other ship that they like to do. We'll
Speaker 1: probably get to like a couple of those stories. But
Speaker 1: that's ambitious. Gotta start with ambitious goals before we get
Speaker 1: to any of that ship. Matt. We like to ask
Speaker 1: our guests, what is something from your search history that's
Speaker 1: revealing about who you are? Oh? Absolutely? Um, here's one.
Speaker 1: How to sell a brand new engagement ring. That's uh,
Speaker 1: that's in there. Now. That sounds confusing because you're like,
Speaker 1: but Matt, you just said you were engaged. Well I am.
Speaker 1: She said yes to me, she said no to the ring,
Speaker 1: and uh yeah, So I bought a real, real bad ring,
Speaker 1: and yes, this is I thought, say, all right, the
Speaker 1: engagement Well, dude, I bought a really bad ring. What happened? Okay?
Speaker 1: So she sent me, like, I don't know, a couple
Speaker 1: of months ago, she sent me a picture of a
Speaker 1: ring she thought was cute, and so I was like,
Speaker 1: looking too, I wanted to buy that ring because I
Speaker 1: had no visual. I I don't know what looks good.
Speaker 1: Like we watched Sex in the City once and like
Speaker 1: Aidan bought carry a pear shaped engagement ring and like
Speaker 1: a parent and and all of the girls sitting around,
Speaker 1: like Samantha and Charlotte. Then we're just like, oh, pear shaped.
Speaker 1: I had no idea a pear shaped. It was bad.
Speaker 1: So I knew not to get a pear shaped. I
Speaker 1: knew that much. And then so I went to first
Speaker 1: I went to Tiffany's and then that was really expensive.
Speaker 1: So I went to the jewelry shop across the street
Speaker 1: from Tiffany's and it was like cheaper. And then I
Speaker 1: just kept showing them like what I want is a
Speaker 1: square in a circle. I don't want a diamond, like
Speaker 1: a conflict stone. And so they didn't have exactly what
Speaker 1: I was looking for. So they they made one custom
Speaker 1: which turns out when you do that first year, you
Speaker 1: can't return it, and also you have to pay up front.
Speaker 1: And also it was kind of created from pictures of
Speaker 1: better rings, uh, and then kind of mashed together. And
Speaker 1: then so the day of I went in and it's
Speaker 1: like it's a London blue topaz. I thought it was
Speaker 1: gonna be like a light blue. This is really blue.
Speaker 1: It's like it looks like a like a Jolly Rancher
Speaker 1: blue raspberry. Yeah, yeah, which is a delicious flavor, but
Speaker 1: it looks really bad on a ring. And so I
Speaker 1: I bought that, and then as soon as I got it,
Speaker 1: I had a panic attack because I knew it was
Speaker 1: the opposite of what she wanted. I thought it was
Speaker 1: gonna be small, but because it's blue Topez and it's
Speaker 1: like kind of a cheap semi precious stone, it was
Speaker 1: real big, like it looks like seven year old, like
Speaker 1: Florida Jewish Lady jewelry. And yeah, so I ended up.
Speaker 1: You're looking for a ring, hit mad up. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: looking for a beautiful blue topaz ring that's not part
Speaker 1: of the sea from Titanic. It does, it's like that,
Speaker 1: but it's like, you know, it's blue or somehow. And yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's not a conflict stone, although it became one
Speaker 1: when she saw it, and she she definitely did not
Speaker 1: she did not like it. But we're still in love.
Speaker 1: You have sense, you had a sense going in and
Speaker 1: I have mailed this my lady. Yeah, Oh I knew,
Speaker 1: I knew as soon as I got it, I fucked up.
Speaker 1: And what I didn't know Tiffany's it's from TIFFs. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, Hey, tiff can you make me a ring
Speaker 1: for way too much money? Me a photo line? Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll mash him together and photo shop and I'll get
Speaker 1: you something approximating something I would like. It's a beautiful
Speaker 1: ring if you like, you know, if you like something
Speaker 1: kind of gaudy. But if if you don't, still buy
Speaker 1: it from me. Uh please someone buy the ring. So
Speaker 1: we got another ring, uh that that she loves that's
Speaker 1: coming in the mail. But yeah, I got this this
Speaker 1: other one though, if anyone it's really hard to sell, dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: no one told me. I wish someone had told me that.
Speaker 1: I wish I had asked. That's what I wish more
Speaker 1: than anything is that I yeah, do a little do
Speaker 1: daily um. But instead I was like, I got this.
Speaker 1: What's the worst second happened? Take just steal my money.
Speaker 1: But we're about to get silly. We're about to get silly.
Speaker 1: All that do delly King of the Hilly Anyways, I'm yeah, so,
Speaker 1: uh that's the last thing I googled how to sell.
Speaker 1: And it's brand new never used, you know, she wouldn't
Speaker 1: even put it on. She didn't. She was just looked
Speaker 1: at it when she went uh oh wow yea. But
Speaker 1: I proposed by getting down on one knee and proposing
Speaker 1: with the box, but it wasn't open. And then she
Speaker 1: I waited for her to say yes first, and then
Speaker 1: and then she was like, we'll show me the ring
Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, but it's the worst part.
Speaker 1: And then I opened it and I was like, you
Speaker 1: still marry me? And she was like, oh, not with
Speaker 1: that ring, and then she kissed me and uh yeah,
Speaker 1: and uh We're still in love though, you know. So
Speaker 1: it's it's fine, that's good. It's all about honestly, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But if anyone has any stock tips um or just
Speaker 1: like any like way to recoup a few grand, just
Speaker 1: let me know. You know, I'll sell some drugs. I
Speaker 1: don't give a funk anymore. You're going to take a
Speaker 1: few flights to believe you for me. I am down, dude.
Speaker 1: I got I got a cavernous coal and you can
Speaker 1: shove whatever whatever drugs you need in there. Dude, I will,
Speaker 1: you know, I'll help out. I'm just trying to help, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: my engagement ring put me in so much debt. But
Speaker 1: did she take it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, well that's nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, she she like specifically picked it out. Yeah
Speaker 1: that's smart, that's a good way of doing it. But
Speaker 1: then she was still surprised. I don't know, she must
Speaker 1: have like put a mental block, being like, but he'll
Speaker 1: never actually do it because yeah, yeah, no, she well
Speaker 1: she was surprised too, you know. Yeah, She's like, you
Speaker 1: look so gaunt, Jack when you propose, like I sold
Speaker 1: all my blood. Yeah, it's there's something to be said
Speaker 1: for being a idiot, because like I was able to
Speaker 1: get her to the location where I had like set
Speaker 1: up this bar, which was the first place I ever
Speaker 1: told her I loved her. Was surprisingly an Irish bar.
Speaker 1: I was, I was pretty drunk, uh, and I had
Speaker 1: like set up the basement of the bar. But the
Speaker 1: way I got her there was being like, I forgot
Speaker 1: my fucking credit card at the at a puck Fair. Again.
Speaker 1: She's like, okay, fine, we'll go back there at So
Speaker 1: you started it with a test of her relationship. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: you started it with a possible crisis, like can you yeah,
Speaker 1: passages in Malibu? You were Malibu? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 1: authority all set up. Yeah, what is something you think
Speaker 1: is overrated? Overrated? Uh? Moulan, that's right, Moulan the Ridge
Speaker 1: or the remake? Both of them? Bro both Mulans. I
Speaker 1: I've seen both, and I mean I don't want to
Speaker 1: come off as being like, oh, it's a stupid story.
Speaker 1: I mean it's a good story. It's about a woman
Speaker 1: who pretends to be a man so she can fight
Speaker 1: in a war in place of her ailing father. Like
Speaker 1: that's a good premise. But I just saw the new
Speaker 1: one recently, and I just like, with both of them,
Speaker 1: I realized that I just end up feeling bad for
Speaker 1: the male love interest in the movie who's slowly falling
Speaker 1: in love with a soldier named Ping, and I just
Speaker 1: feel like he, you know, his story is not fleshed
Speaker 1: out enough. He's kind of just wrestling with these feelings
Speaker 1: of like you know, discovery where he's like, maybe I'm gay,
Speaker 1: maybe I'm biseet shual, I don't know. It was something
Speaker 1: about this dude that I'm in love with, and then
Speaker 1: you know, cut to oh, I'm I'm a girl this
Speaker 1: whole time, and he has to just be like oh yeah,
Speaker 1: instead of being like I feel like, instead of being yes,
Speaker 1: he's just like, all, that's great, dude, I love I
Speaker 1: love women. That's totally what I've been, you know, wrestling
Speaker 1: with you know, vaginas hell. Yeah, my favorite thing. And
Speaker 1: you and Mike Pence. Dude, No, I feel bad for him.
Speaker 1: He's in love and and we're just supposed to just
Speaker 1: like move on with our lives while he's just sitting
Speaker 1: there wrestling with these lifelong feelings. Right, He's so the movie,
Speaker 1: both movies, it just leaves him confused. I feel like
Speaker 1: he's bisexually coded and people need to talk about that more.
Speaker 1: And the movie Just One of the Guys, which was
Speaker 1: a minor eighties film that was on HBO and I
Speaker 1: think Comedy Central like every day for an entire decade,
Speaker 1: So like that's one of the movies I've probably seen
Speaker 1: the most in my life, has the same plot twist,
Speaker 1: and the guy who's like best friend opens his shirt
Speaker 1: and reveals that he's actually a woman who's doing an
Speaker 1: undercover story on what it's like to be a teenage guy.
Speaker 1: And the protagonist is like mad and conflicted and like
Speaker 1: runs away, and it's a real D S X machina
Speaker 1: where like at the end, she's like, I really like
Speaker 1: betrayed and fucked up this guy. And then he just
Speaker 1: rolls up on a motorcycle, doesn't even say a word,
Speaker 1: just like kisses her and then they drive off. Because
Speaker 1: I think the filmmakers realized, like, man, we've done some
Speaker 1: severe psychological to this teenage boy. Uh, like we just
Speaker 1: completely fucked with Yeah, they've dug They've dug quite a
Speaker 1: hole for this character and all these feelings that especially
Speaker 1: at that time, they're like, we really can't wrestle with
Speaker 1: these feelings in this movie. There's not m Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: not they're not capable. It's three acts, it's supposed to
Speaker 1: be ninety minutes. We just can't. He's just gonna have
Speaker 1: to be like, Okay, great, Okay, I like girl, Girl, Great,
Speaker 1: Thank god for girl Federal normativity. Yeah, especially on a
Speaker 1: motorcycle too. Yeah, yeah, exactly, rap. But that was the
Speaker 1: toughest thing you could do. In You and Mike Pence,
Speaker 1: we've got similar attitudes, although for different reasons. You know,
Speaker 1: he wrote the op eds about Mulan when the animated
Speaker 1: thing came out because he said it was left wing
Speaker 1: propaganda saying like women could serve in the military. What okay, So,
Speaker 1: first of all, I want to go on record as
Speaker 1: saying that women can absolutely serve in the military. Anybody
Speaker 1: conserve in the military, absolutely, and that the only thing
Speaker 1: that me and Mike Pence agree on is horses are
Speaker 1: fukable and and we both love our mothers. Yeah this
Speaker 1: OpEd he read it said for those who have not
Speaker 1: yet been victimized by the McDonald's induced hysteria over this film.
Speaker 1: Mulan is a fictional account of a delicate girl of
Speaker 1: the same name who surreptitiously takes her father's place in
Speaker 1: the Chinese army and one of their ancient wars against
Speaker 1: the Huns. And it just goes on, like the last
Speaker 1: line is essentially moral of story. Women in military, bad idea.
Speaker 1: What the fuck like, dude? And also, what is he
Speaker 1: talking about McDonald's for. He just brought in McDonald's for
Speaker 1: no reason? I think, because like, you know, every Disney
Speaker 1: movie in the nineties had like a full court press
Speaker 1: of like McDonald's. Yea, the sauce. Yeah, that was exactly
Speaker 1: Remember it was the whole bunch of commotion. Oh I
Speaker 1: love that such one sauce. That was good stuff. Again,
Speaker 1: Mike Pence loved it too, and was saying that it's
Speaker 1: that's the only reason this movie is all Sechuan Sauce,
Speaker 1: Rick and Morty fan two. Yeah, oh yeah yeah. What
Speaker 1: is thing that you think is underrated? I think the
Speaker 1: cost of engagement rings, because here's the thing. You don't
Speaker 1: know how much you're gonna cost. Uh, that's you just
Speaker 1: you go in, you have some money, and you have
Speaker 1: a budget, and then they're like, okay, yeah, we can
Speaker 1: work with that, but it's gonna be you know, eight
Speaker 1: hundred dollars more. And you're like, damn, that's a lot
Speaker 1: of money, dude. And then fucking it's just you pay
Speaker 1: it because you're in love, and then you know your sucking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you get the ring and it's just not what you want.
Speaker 1: You sound like Gil from the Simpsons. Like boys, I
Speaker 1: guess I gotta go along with it. A lot of
Speaker 1: color lostening going on over a lot of color lostening.
Speaker 1: I'm sweaty. I'm sweaty just thinking about that. Rain boy.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh god, that is I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: you just don't know. I think it's the the entire
Speaker 1: wedding industrial complex underrated in terms of how predatory. It
Speaker 1: is um because right now we're like looking like wedding prices.
Speaker 1: I'm asking people who I went to like their small wedding,
Speaker 1: you know, where they like rented out a friend's cafe,
Speaker 1: and finding out they spent eighteen thousand dollars in total.
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, I I just don't I don't
Speaker 1: know how to do this cheaply, and it just seems
Speaker 1: like it's all it's all a grift. And I've never
Speaker 1: had a single person not tell me, spend most of
Speaker 1: your money just on a honeymoon and don't go overboard
Speaker 1: with the wedding. That's what they say, or combine them,
Speaker 1: get a good photographer, you know, that's what they say.
Speaker 1: At least you need to remember the pictures, and you
Speaker 1: know you're not gonna be like, oh man, remember the
Speaker 1: bread exactly. Yeah. People are always like, you know, trying
Speaker 1: to like, oh, the flowers have to be perfect, and
Speaker 1: I'm like flowers, but it's it's just so infuriating too
Speaker 1: when you look at like any event space and you're like, okay, well,
Speaker 1: if people are going to be like wearing a dress
Speaker 1: when they eat off this plate, it costs seven times
Speaker 1: more to write exactly doesn't. Yeah, food sword a wedding.
Speaker 1: They're they're gonna perform and do a number because it's
Speaker 1: a fucking wedding. They're inhimative sucking objects, and they're being
Speaker 1: used the exact same way, just in a different contract. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Put put the fucking wedding food in a ziplock bag
Speaker 1: and then taste it later and see if you're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a seven thousand dollar fucking plate right there. Right,
Speaker 1: it's it's just you know, it's food. It's food. We're
Speaker 1: acting like food it should be more expensive. Like we
Speaker 1: pretend like, oh, well, everything should be expensive, because it's like,
Speaker 1: if you don't think it should be, then I guess
Speaker 1: you're not in love. Like that's what they do. They
Speaker 1: victimize people like me who are in love and just
Speaker 1: want to buy a good ring and getting pushed around
Speaker 1: into a Oh I've been pushed around you guys. Turns
Speaker 1: out it was a blue raspberry Jolly Rancher in the
Speaker 1: the plastic rappers. Yeah, you open the box like it's
Speaker 1: melted and warped. We put all our wedding money into
Speaker 1: c G. I didn't invite anyone, and just where I
Speaker 1: had a c g I artist. Uh yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: made it, made it look pretty exactly. Get extras in
Speaker 1: like in like green screen suits, like at the ball suits.
Speaker 1: I just want every weddings and just fucking Andy Circus
Speaker 1: playing all of my guests. Yeah, that's right. He does
Speaker 1: a great job. We're both played by Andy Serkus. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't even have a wedding. Andy Cirkus does everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Team Grant, I can get Andy Circus in a mo
Speaker 1: cap stage and we can we can do whatever the
Speaker 1: funk you want to could be King Kong, Mary's fucking
Speaker 1: Sniegel if you want. Yeah, I mean, and I think
Speaker 1: people would much rather be at that event, you know,
Speaker 1: rather than Yeah, it's just a very expensive party for
Speaker 1: non giant apes. You know. People want Godzilla than King
Speaker 1: Kong to like have the first dance, you know. I
Speaker 1: want to see I want to see Sniegel singing at last,
Speaker 1: Like that's that's the wedding I want to see. Could
Speaker 1: you imagine like if you were like this eccentric mill
Speaker 1: in air where like you're like, I'm gonna make a
Speaker 1: feature length film that's like a depiction of this wedding,
Speaker 1: but with like the most epic you know, effects and
Speaker 1: like it's like space jam, but for a wedding. It's
Speaker 1: just like when you get all of like Warner brothers
Speaker 1: I p together and instead of them, instead of them
Speaker 1: watching like you know, sucking Lebron James play basketball or whatever,
Speaker 1: it's it's just you know, they're getting married. They're having
Speaker 1: a full on wedding. That's we resurated Allen Rickman with
Speaker 1: c g I for this. All of the all of
Speaker 1: my groomsmen are just the clockwork orange guys. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that that works for me. Man. That's that's a wedding
Speaker 1: that I put money into. All Right, let's take a
Speaker 1: quick break and we'll come back and talk about the news.
Speaker 1: And we're back, and let's let's talk really briefly. Trump's
Speaker 1: blog permanently shut down effective it was Wednesday. The article
Speaker 1: announcing it, you know, it got a he got a
Speaker 1: statement from his uh dude, Miller. I guess it's like
Speaker 1: a spokesperson or something. Mill his homie Miller. I didn't
Speaker 1: bother copy and pasting his first name. So that's all
Speaker 1: I'm going with. But I just really like this quote.
Speaker 1: But asked online later Wednesday whether the move was a
Speaker 1: precursor to the former president joining quote another social media platform.
Speaker 1: Miller replied, yes, actually it is stay tuned, like, oh
Speaker 1: good idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah one, yes, I actually lose
Speaker 1: twenty minute pause. Yeah he We just realize, like there's
Speaker 1: so many people going to this blog, like we couldn't
Speaker 1: like have so many people on this and then the
Speaker 1: huge Trump plat social media form. Yeah. Yeah, we didn't
Speaker 1: want to split the audience. So we're definitely doing that.
Speaker 1: Good idea you said that I had already thought of.
Speaker 1: But it's just I I still marvel at how devastating
Speaker 1: the t platforming has been for his public profile. It's
Speaker 1: it's amazing, it really has been. It's it's better than
Speaker 1: I could have possibly imagined, and it makes me mad
Speaker 1: that it didn't happen sooner. You know, he was just
Speaker 1: in like such a narcissistic feedback loop, where like his
Speaker 1: narcissistic behavior was getting the desired results, which was allowing
Speaker 1: him to inflate himself more, which was feeding you know,
Speaker 1: and it just kept getting bigger and bigger, and the
Speaker 1: only the whole thing was based around disability to reach
Speaker 1: people on social media, and like once they punctured that,
Speaker 1: he's like totally like he fits his own definition of
Speaker 1: loser now and I'm sure that is difficult. We all
Speaker 1: got more followers in Trump right now. That rules so much.
Speaker 1: That's what I say to him, Brock, go more social
Speaker 1: you know what fun? You don't know if I was
Speaker 1: that close to Hi might be running away like yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I mean again, yeah, the d platforming is
Speaker 1: it's infuriating again that it didn't happen soon, and it's
Speaker 1: just it's wild to see, Like from the beginning we've
Speaker 1: been talking about how poorly the blog has been running,
Speaker 1: and it just shows you, like he thought all because
Speaker 1: he can't grind it out again. He doesn't want is
Speaker 1: going to go to some other normal social media platform
Speaker 1: and try and come up or whatever. He just wants
Speaker 1: to be able to be like where do they all
Speaker 1: know my name? And they're good? I came Yeah, where's
Speaker 1: my online cheers? Right? Yeah? I mean I feel like
Speaker 1: also a blog is just like misses the mark as
Speaker 1: to what the way that he like governed in the
Speaker 1: way that he communicated, like it's on impulse, dude, and
Speaker 1: it's and it's based on a like news feed, like
Speaker 1: he needs a news feed to look at and get
Speaker 1: mad and write a tweet at four in the morning.
Speaker 1: Response in response, it wasn't like, oh, you can write
Speaker 1: down your thoughts and this uh you know, in this
Speaker 1: carefully worded WordPress document. It's like, no, he's not gonna
Speaker 1: sit at a computer, Like what do you want from
Speaker 1: this guy? This guy is just pure it like it,
Speaker 1: and it's so great to see him completely flail, not
Speaker 1: given a platform of you know, so he basically if
Speaker 1: he had a blog where if they just shoved the
Speaker 1: computer in front of him while he's taking a ship,
Speaker 1: I think it would be much more popular. Well, but
Speaker 1: I think that's what it was like. It was it
Speaker 1: was Twitter, except sometimes he went over the character limit,
Speaker 1: but it's just nobody was there already, and so much
Speaker 1: his appeal on Twitter was that he could interact with
Speaker 1: people and the president was retweeting me and like he
Speaker 1: was the He was like the overly important guy at
Speaker 1: the bar. Who was that drunk asshole who like interject
Speaker 1: in your conversation, like, Yo, what where this fucking guy
Speaker 1: from what is Ted Kennedy talking to us? Still? And
Speaker 1: then d platforming effectively threw him out of the bar.
Speaker 1: And now it's like, oh wow, the vibe so much
Speaker 1: better now that that guy's not in here screaming at everything,
Speaker 1: and he's outside being like, do you guys know what's
Speaker 1: going on that here? And it's kind now that he's
Speaker 1: just literally outside on the street screaming at strangers, it
Speaker 1: is like, it's just so much better. I love also
Speaker 1: watching him try to live like a little mini version
Speaker 1: of Twitter at mar Lago, where he'll just show up
Speaker 1: to whatever shitty band is performing and just be like,
Speaker 1: I'm still the president. You know, they're gonna they're gonna
Speaker 1: reinstate me. Everything's gonna be fun. I mean, that's the
Speaker 1: thing that surprisingly nobody in the M s M is
Speaker 1: talking about is that this is clearly him clearing his
Speaker 1: play so that he can effectively return to being president
Speaker 1: again in August. Because real geez, move in silence like lasagna,
Speaker 1: and he's just that's that's how he does. Man. He's
Speaker 1: very subtle. He's very under the surface. He likes to,
Speaker 1: you know, move and like Ross, they didn't know, they
Speaker 1: didn't get it was too late, baby, Miles, did you.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you caught that. Yesterday, Maggie Habrman
Speaker 1: reported that he is telling everybody behind the scenes that
Speaker 1: he's going to bring him again by August. Yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: he's back, baby, that's cool man. I'm I'm glad you do.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not glad for anything, man, Just shut
Speaker 1: the funk up. No, it stoked for you, bro. Hell yeah.
Speaker 1: Like he's like the type of person who's like going
Speaker 1: his delusion. Like doctors will tell you just don't argue
Speaker 1: with him, you know, he's it just upsets him, so
Speaker 1: just go cool. He's the kind of guide though, too,
Speaker 1: Like I used to work with people like that, where
Speaker 1: you know, like if you just agree with him, you
Speaker 1: can say anything as long as you agree with them,
Speaker 1: and they'll be like yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm like I know, dude,
Speaker 1: that's so sick that you're like doing this because like
Speaker 1: nobody else is like doing this at all. Dude, you're
Speaker 1: like the first I know. Yeah. Oh that's oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're so just you're so tight, d You're so right.
Speaker 1: Yeah for sure, thank you. That is a literal transcription
Speaker 1: of like what she jim ping and uh, Stephen Miller
Speaker 1: and Vladimir Putin interacted with him. I'm sure right. Putin
Speaker 1: is like okay, so easy. He's like, oh my god, yes, Donald,
Speaker 1: that is fantastic idea. Man, Where do you come up
Speaker 1: with this stuff? You know? See I like this guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah on the phone, he's like this guy a whole. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're such a genius and you're so strong the way
Speaker 1: your body is very top heavy and then you have
Speaker 1: a very thin legs held up boxers physique. That's what
Speaker 1: they called that. Yes, I like your your your mid
Speaker 1: level is like Michelin. Men, but they everybody love Michelin. Man.
Speaker 1: You've very exactly wrong. Although he doesn't know about restaurants.
Speaker 1: Sure it doesn't. Yes, everything you say correct? Uh? And
Speaker 1: may I have the codes? Yeah? Exactly? Hit him up? Uh, Stephen,
Speaker 1: you get this right? Um, alright, let's talk about reckoning
Speaker 1: with the past and trigger warning because this is you know,
Speaker 1: there's some very graphic sexual abuse that is part of
Speaker 1: this story, so we'll be talking about that. So just forewarning.
Speaker 1: There is a movement starting, you know, it's it started
Speaker 1: a long time ago in Canada to reckon with the
Speaker 1: historic atrocity of residential schools, which were schools which stole
Speaker 1: Indigenous children from their families and placed them in boarding
Speaker 1: schools where they were used and often murdered and the
Speaker 1: last residential school only closed in what Yeah, that's it's
Speaker 1: really shockingly recent. A lot of the stuff that we're
Speaker 1: talking about, and so I mean, I would preface this
Speaker 1: with we're not trying to dunk on Canada right now.
Speaker 1: We we know how little we have our shipped together
Speaker 1: in this country. Absolutely it is, but it is a
Speaker 1: really big news story internationally because of this just was
Speaker 1: it just was it first because of the like bodies
Speaker 1: that they had uncovered. So that's this week, the collapse
Speaker 1: swept them. First Nation discovered the remains of two d
Speaker 1: and fifteen children, some as young as three, in an
Speaker 1: unmarked mass grave at a former residential school in British Columbia.
Speaker 1: And there's just so much pain and Canada. The official
Speaker 1: like policy of the Canadian government has been uh to
Speaker 1: resist accountability, Like there there was billions of dollars set
Speaker 1: aside for basically like settlements. And because of this particular
Speaker 1: news story, Trudeau is acknowledging and being like, this is terrible,
Speaker 1: we need to do something about this. But behind the scenes,
Speaker 1: his government has been fighting cases brought by the Assembly
Speaker 1: of First Nations two you know, thoroughly investigate all former
Speaker 1: residential school sites to the point that it is now
Speaker 1: in Canada's Supreme Court, and I do he's giving hip
Speaker 1: service to them, like, oh man, this this is terrible,
Speaker 1: and then meanwhile he's like actively fighting against people getting
Speaker 1: justice for this in the courts. Yes. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: like we're the exact same country, right almost just now,
Speaker 1: like we have presidents like really being like, yes, the
Speaker 1: Tulsa assacre was like awful and like we we haven't
Speaker 1: talked about it, although on the other side of the coin,
Speaker 1: we have people being like, don't talk about the sixty
Speaker 1: nineteen project. I know. It's so funny that, like the
Speaker 1: difference is that we have a so much stronger current
Speaker 1: in this country of people who are just like actively
Speaker 1: not giving lip service to this stuff, you know. I
Speaker 1: think that's like the big difference is like you know Democrats,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, I I give them ship all the
Speaker 1: time for like mostly being the party of lip service
Speaker 1: to all these things well well not actually accomplishing much.
Speaker 1: But then you really grow to appreciate lip service when
Speaker 1: when you have like people like you know, right wing
Speaker 1: and you know, like Donald Trump and power her just like, oh,
Speaker 1: racism is a lie. It never happened. I should be
Speaker 1: on the Washington Monument. And then you have like Nancy's
Speaker 1: like but roots and here's my can take clothofy I'm
Speaker 1: wearing and you're like, oh my gosh, she gets it.
Speaker 1: If it's up, then it's up. Then it's it's stuck
Speaker 1: ass pussy. Umah they so yeah, Like I mentioned Canada,
Speaker 1: and by the way, this is uh this was a
Speaker 1: segment that was written by our writer Jam McNab who
Speaker 1: is Canadian and is doing the hard work of trying
Speaker 1: to just face this and tell Americans about this and
Speaker 1: make Americans care about this. So shout out to him. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But yeah, there's been like these attempts by the Canadian
Speaker 1: government to fight things on just ghoulish technicalities. One survivor
Speaker 1: was allegedly raped by a guidance counselor who was driving
Speaker 1: her to a residential school, but her claim to getting
Speaker 1: payment for the damages done to her was rejected because
Speaker 1: took place before she was officially enrolled as a student.
Speaker 1: It was when she was on her way to the school.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And then the Canadian government spent two
Speaker 1: point three million dollars fighting claims from survivors of just
Speaker 1: one school between So it's I feel like there's going
Speaker 1: to be a sort of a sea change now that
Speaker 1: the story has gone international. Uh, and Trudeau will be
Speaker 1: hopefully changing his tune. But that's I don't know, It's
Speaker 1: just we need to look at these events just with
Speaker 1: our eyes open, because this is, first of all, how
Speaker 1: marginalized communities are treated when nobody is looking out for them.
Speaker 1: This is everywhere in the world. This seems to be
Speaker 1: how marginalized communities are treated when they're treated as if
Speaker 1: they don't have rights. And that's especially true and I'm America. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And just even dimensions of the withholding information, you know,
Speaker 1: trying to keep as much of this in the dark,
Speaker 1: not properly documenting things, obscuring the data so things aren't
Speaker 1: as you know, terrible as they actually are. I mean,
Speaker 1: we have to look at everything in the light of day,
Speaker 1: like for what it is. We can't get these sanitized
Speaker 1: versions and expect that there's going to be any truth
Speaker 1: or again, like for them reconciliation to occur by being like, well,
Speaker 1: let's under report things and let's let's actively have a
Speaker 1: campaign to silence people like we can't square those things
Speaker 1: and realizing that that is a tactic. It's a it's
Speaker 1: like classic colonizing tactic, which is basically like you continue
Speaker 1: to fight all of the people who want justice for
Speaker 1: you know what, what's happened for long enough that you
Speaker 1: basically go like, yeah, there's a statute of limitations that
Speaker 1: happened a hundred years ago, but you know, are are
Speaker 1: we expected to apologize for something that happened before any
Speaker 1: of us were born? Like it is like it's a tactic.
Speaker 1: So like anyone who is thinking in any way that like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: because you know this is an old thing, like a
Speaker 1: thing that happened so long ago, Like just know that
Speaker 1: this is it's it's meant for you to say these
Speaker 1: exact words. You know, it's meant for you to not care.
Speaker 1: It's meant for you to like not fight for justice
Speaker 1: for these communities, just to generate as much apathy and
Speaker 1: just frustration as possible where you go. I don't know,
Speaker 1: like every time we try, it's no right, and they
Speaker 1: just want to wait out the clock generationally and just
Speaker 1: hope maybe the next batch probably won't know as much
Speaker 1: as the last one, right, And I mean the institutions
Speaker 1: that we live with today are built on a foundation
Speaker 1: of ignoring these problems, ignoring what happened, and ignoring the
Speaker 1: injustices not making amends to people, and ignoring the solutions
Speaker 1: and ignoring the solutions. And you know, this is what
Speaker 1: you see in like the documentary and about America's you know,
Speaker 1: judicial system. And in the case of Canada, Canada is
Speaker 1: still separating Indigenous children from their families through it's it
Speaker 1: seems like, you know, family court or whatever the equivalent is.
Speaker 1: Their Indigenous children are put in foster care, group homes
Speaker 1: or detention facilities at a much higher rate, and their
Speaker 1: families are given much fewer resources to fight against that
Speaker 1: than any other community. So it's you know, it's still
Speaker 1: the echoes of this are being felt in a very
Speaker 1: real way in the systems as people live them today.
Speaker 1: And I mean, even if you just look at what
Speaker 1: has happened to American like the American Indigenous population too,
Speaker 1: there were not even close to having some kind of
Speaker 1: truth and reconciliation process. Like it's it's like the government's like,
Speaker 1: let's stop at slavery, right, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Let's not go fully out there. And that's because that's
Speaker 1: a whole other mess of awful, awful, awful ship that happened.
Speaker 1: And I think this is the injustice that the falls
Speaker 1: indigenous communities is that at a certain point, because of
Speaker 1: the arrival of you know, colonizers, the pace of history
Speaker 1: just goes to a certain point in like the groundswell
Speaker 1: of ignoring those atrocities just turns it into this obscure thing.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I mean they're just so again we always
Speaker 1: say this, we need so many reckonings, We need so
Speaker 1: many and like real ones too, not where we go,
Speaker 1: oh that was awful, but like ones who are like
Speaker 1: we have to actually right these wrongs. But unfortunately that's
Speaker 1: not going to happen when you have these because societies
Speaker 1: that aren't built on that's like, that's not profitable, especially
Speaker 1: because they are built. I mean it the subtler colonialism
Speaker 1: has all these like institutional mechanisms for just kind of
Speaker 1: justifying the treatment of indigenous people's it's like this is
Speaker 1: this is part of it. And it makes it so
Speaker 1: that even criticizing another countries settler colonialists institutions is like, oh,
Speaker 1: well that's not fair because you've also done it, and
Speaker 1: so everyone goes okay. So it's just like a cabal
Speaker 1: of silence where we all yeah, we're yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: double k l we're all bad. So there is no
Speaker 1: justice that can be handed out. You can't be for
Speaker 1: the indigenous peoples of Canada and the indigenous people's all
Speaker 1: across the world who have been affected by you know, colonizers.
Speaker 1: It's really depressing, dark stuff, and you see it from
Speaker 1: everywhere from like Canada to Palestine to all over the
Speaker 1: world where there's you know, settler colonialism. You see a
Speaker 1: cable of silence within institutions and the populace who just
Speaker 1: are like, what can we what can we do? We
Speaker 1: all live with the trauma and it's bad and we
Speaker 1: move on, right. Yeah, I mean there's you know, Germany
Speaker 1: in South Africa are at least two countries that have
Speaker 1: attempted to, yeah, and to at least a tone and
Speaker 1: acknowledge what happened. So, I mean there are examples of
Speaker 1: governments trying to address these things in a kind of
Speaker 1: comprehensive way. But yeah, yeah, it's there. There's so much
Speaker 1: that's that's broken and still happening. All right, let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break and we will be right back. And
Speaker 1: we're back and Anthony Fauci, Bye bye, You're canceled, bro.
Speaker 1: They foyed thousands of his emails from during the pandemic.
Speaker 1: You know, I think everybody was hoping to find the
Speaker 1: goods on what is really going on behind the scenes
Speaker 1: as he was, you know, dismantling the Trump administration from
Speaker 1: the inside. And the spiciest nugget that's being used as
Speaker 1: a pool quote is where he said, all is well
Speaker 1: despite some crazy people in this world. Oh ship out
Speaker 1: of control. So problematic. I mean, first of all, we
Speaker 1: don't use crazy anymore. That is just wildly both misogynistic
Speaker 1: and it just it's a bigoted phrase, unbelievable. So this
Speaker 1: was actually an email response to someone who said they
Speaker 1: were worried about all the people who are threatening his
Speaker 1: life in the last of his family, so it's hard
Speaker 1: to even interpret it as being directed at Trump. The
Speaker 1: the email to him was like, I saw some news.
Speaker 1: Hope it's fake that you're being attacked by some people.
Speaker 1: Hope you are well under such an irrational situation. He
Speaker 1: was fond to thank you, pretty kind of note all
Speaker 1: as well, just play some crazy people in the world,
Speaker 1: So what a funk? What about the next thing? What
Speaker 1: about the next thing, Come on, has got to be
Speaker 1: more than that. Give us the T, give us the T.
Speaker 1: I know there's T I've heard of tea. So I
Speaker 1: will say this. The people who the Q people have
Speaker 1: not had a chance to fully digest all of the
Speaker 1: I'm sure they're going to find some secret codes in
Speaker 1: there to know what was really going on. But that
Speaker 1: is like, that's it, man. He is really he's a
Speaker 1: professional doctor, you know. Yeah, that a comedian, right, He's
Speaker 1: a guy in a in a very tough position where
Speaker 1: he has people literally trying to murder him while he
Speaker 1: tries to make sure that his few people as possible
Speaker 1: die from a global pandemic. Yeah. The his there, it's
Speaker 1: very consistent between what you see in the males and
Speaker 1: what you saw in press conferences. The only difference is
Speaker 1: that he's he seems like very cautious and like wary
Speaker 1: of public perception in a way that I could see
Speaker 1: people being like, oh, he's just all about like the press.
Speaker 1: And but that is in fact, like from day one
Speaker 1: people were like, Okay, so this is how you lead
Speaker 1: during a global pandemic. You have to be steady, you
Speaker 1: have to be understated. Uh. And he saw that the
Speaker 1: president wasn't doing that, and so like I'm guessing that's
Speaker 1: why he was so careful about, you know, controlling the
Speaker 1: image that was put out there about him, because he
Speaker 1: recognized probably that he was the only voice of reason
Speaker 1: for for the country, right, Yeah, he was. He was
Speaker 1: really the only rational person who was in the room
Speaker 1: with a president surrounded by sycophants. So, I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: he's he's trying to be as rational and as forthcoming
Speaker 1: as he can be given his current situation, and I'm
Speaker 1: showing some over He's like, dude, I'm not saying anything.
Speaker 1: An official email or someone can foil this and like
Speaker 1: reveal anything remotely of what my personal thoughts are outside
Speaker 1: of my you know position. I don't think this like
Speaker 1: proves that he is like that, this is actually how
Speaker 1: he is. It's just when you foil a Republican or
Speaker 1: conservative leader, it's like lifting up a rock with just
Speaker 1: thousands of disgusting bugs and like a smushed cat and
Speaker 1: a band of drugs and a murder weapon underneath it.
Speaker 1: Like with Faucci, you get vaguely dismissive language about people
Speaker 1: who are threatening the lives of his family. Get a
Speaker 1: fucking life Fauci. You're such a dork. But I'm sure
Speaker 1: like there are some Democrats to that. They're just they're
Speaker 1: just they're good at their rock hiding, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, the same way I think we're just like
Speaker 1: I think with some Republicans, you don't even need a
Speaker 1: foil them because they say everything out loud. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: you just need to have a camera there whenever they're
Speaker 1: doing like, uh, you know, one of those like one
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollar a plate dinners for like the American
Speaker 1: uh Liberty Coalition or whatever, you know, And so they
Speaker 1: just go like everyone actually liked slavery. Is this thing on? Hello?
Speaker 1: Is this Yeah? Slavery was fun, And you're just like
Speaker 1: this is being taped, dude, whoa, whoa. I thought, okay,
Speaker 1: I thought we're all cool here. No. Yeah, oh so
Speaker 1: now you're gonna cancel me for having, you know, neo colonial,
Speaker 1: neo confederate fucking sentiments. Welcome Enjoy the comedic stylings of
Speaker 1: Ellie Kepper. Alright, Peter a real one. Yeah, alright, so
Speaker 1: she was she nineteen when she went to weird that
Speaker 1: she looks like a child. I was just I was
Speaker 1: being I saw the headline too, and I was like, oh, Ship,
Speaker 1: but and I was like, you always have to do
Speaker 1: the thing and be like, what the funk did you
Speaker 1: do when you were nineteen? Right? Exactly? Yeah, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what I I wasn't able to do was win
Speaker 1: any fucking beauty pageant because I am not an attractive man.
Speaker 1: I went to one debutant ball and I embarrassed my
Speaker 1: high school girlfriend because I got so high. I was
Speaker 1: stinking in there and this was like uptight, like you know,
Speaker 1: this is like the fucking debut Tomball, and Ship. I
Speaker 1: tried my best. I smoked with a huge hefty garbage
Speaker 1: bag over my my torso and I smoked outside. I did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like, I did my best, Babe, you the trash
Speaker 1: bag and you still got in trouble. I'm like, you're right.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have blown the smoke in the bag. That
Speaker 1: was an idea. Didn't think it would stick onto my
Speaker 1: wool suit. I never went to a debut tom Ball,
Speaker 1: but I learned everything I needed to from the UH
Speaker 1: from that boorat thing and a couple of magazine articles
Speaker 1: just how that these dad's, I mean, how much they
Speaker 1: want to suck their daughters. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, there's
Speaker 1: a there's a lot of kind of like incestual dad energy,
Speaker 1: very a lot of like porn Hub title energy, you know,
Speaker 1: let Butterfly kisses energy as well. Yeah yeah it is.
Speaker 1: Uh it's real gross. I only know of debutante balls
Speaker 1: through like TV and movies. You know, I'm not That's
Speaker 1: what I thought. It was like a dance, not like
Speaker 1: this thing where like I would be the only like
Speaker 1: or one of three like non white people there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like a cattle call for like single ladies. Is
Speaker 1: that it? It's like this is them, This is the
Speaker 1: adult version of this child now for for Southern wasps,
Speaker 1: former slave owners or whatever. Yeah, yeah, you know the
Speaker 1: same thing. But yeah, it's like it does very much feel.
Speaker 1: It feels very gross to uh, you know, showcase your
Speaker 1: your hot daughter. But but I don't I don't really
Speaker 1: blame Ellie Kemper for the founding of it. I do
Speaker 1: just think it's funny because it was like one of
Speaker 1: those cancelations online that you're just like, yeah, sure, I'm
Speaker 1: not even gonna read it. Yeah, fucker, I have no
Speaker 1: reason to hate this person. But I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we haven't we haven't done her yet. She should be canceled,
Speaker 1: not even sure? Why do I want to find out?
Speaker 1: To play this on the ingram Angle tonight, they're like,
Speaker 1: this is how the liberals talk. Yeah, you see, we
Speaker 1: haven't done her yet. What do they mean? Did she
Speaker 1: come out when she was like? Yo, that was an
Speaker 1: l you know, honestly, I shouldn't have that was such
Speaker 1: a not I would. I would strong if she listens
Speaker 1: to this podcast, which I'm sure she does, I want
Speaker 1: to strongly advise her to just pretend none of this
Speaker 1: ever happened and move on. Because any apology, so that's
Speaker 1: just another news cycle. Baby, that's just gonna keep it going.
Speaker 1: I say, just live your life, you know, keeping the
Speaker 1: impossible Kimmy Schmidt, is that what it's called? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is she impossible? No, she's unbreakable. Yeah, continue being unbreakable.
Speaker 1: And you know, do you because I am certain that
Speaker 1: you did not found the kkk WT ball right. This
Speaker 1: is the beginning into realizing she's some kind of time traveler. Dude.
Speaker 1: Look at this photo of like the Confederacy leaders and
Speaker 1: their wives. It's all Ellie Kemper. She's married to five
Speaker 1: different Stonewall Jackson and Jack Nicholson's there. You're just like,
Speaker 1: is this the shining? What the fuck? She was married
Speaker 1: to General Braxton Bragg. Fox News sent their equivalent of
Speaker 1: a you up text to her. By Media critics condemned
Speaker 1: left leaning outlets Ellie kemper on Slot over ties to
Speaker 1: racist ball. Uh so they like put out an opinion
Speaker 1: piece being like you leave this nice girl alone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean ties to racist ball. Like I feel like
Speaker 1: that's like anything anyone's ever, like anyone who existed from
Speaker 1: any time that you probably participated in something with origins
Speaker 1: and terrible racism. I feel like, if you're white, and
Speaker 1: not even just in the South, Like if you're just
Speaker 1: white and lived in a suburb, you definitely participated in
Speaker 1: some sort of clan adjacent event. You didn't know that,
Speaker 1: you know, you you just thought this was the the
Speaker 1: annual k k r o q uh Weenie Roast, and
Speaker 1: you're like, every every year we eat hot dogs and
Speaker 1: listen to alternative music from the nineties. I didn't know
Speaker 1: the clan had anything to do with it, you know
Speaker 1: they did. They did. Yeah, Kevin and Bean, Yeah, big
Speaker 1: big clans clans. Kevin and Dude Slugo from k Rock fish.
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, these guys were Confederate generals too.
Speaker 1: There's there's three k's and Striker know I just love
Speaker 1: I love k Rock is secretly kkk rock. This is
Speaker 1: very very specific Los Angeles audience, but it's a it's
Speaker 1: a great joke. All right. Let's talk about Europeans. I've
Speaker 1: been thinking about them finally. There such an affectionate people.
Speaker 1: Can they kiss on the cheek to say hi? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's basically like some porno right in America, We're like
Speaker 1: what the yeah, yeah, Like it's so funny when you
Speaker 1: see Americans like meet European for the first time and
Speaker 1: like they go to oh really okay, yeah they kiss
Speaker 1: on the cheek and are we having sex now because
Speaker 1: part of the deal, or someone has like a joke
Speaker 1: like I need a cigarette after that, like really hugged
Speaker 1: somebody a fucking creep. But yeah, like this whole thing,
Speaker 1: like you know, in America, we have to just screwed
Speaker 1: up sense of like physical intimacy, like especially you know
Speaker 1: between bros. You know, so like switching to the fist bump.
Speaker 1: I think it was a really easy alternative to show
Speaker 1: perfection as a greeting in this country especially, we're already
Speaker 1: a stepdad. And Europe, on the other hand, is a
Speaker 1: place the love flows, the kisses and hugs are ingrained
Speaker 1: in the culture. And that's why I at the beginning
Speaker 1: of the lockdowns, I remember like officials in Italy were saying,
Speaker 1: stay apart today, to embrace each other more warmly tomorrow,
Speaker 1: because you want to get in, you want to give
Speaker 1: kisses and things like that. And that's how I agree
Speaker 1: with That's how I agree with strangers putting our eyes
Speaker 1: next to each other. And it's so funny. So as
Speaker 1: the lockdown looses, though, and vaccinations increase, people are wondering
Speaker 1: what to do now in Europe, like is there an
Speaker 1: in between on the way back to full blown vessels?
Speaker 1: And it seems like everyone's been trying things, you know,
Speaker 1: right now in Italy they're trying a new thing, which
Speaker 1: is a breast bump. Now, not like across the board,
Speaker 1: but things people have noticed to somehow some kind of
Speaker 1: contact were quote, two people greeting each other essentially try
Speaker 1: to touch hearts with their heads turned as far away
Speaker 1: from each other as possible. God, I love the the
Speaker 1: I love the horny nous of the modern European like
Speaker 1: they just are just like we have to do skin
Speaker 1: on skin, Like let me feel that heartbeat? Fun, I
Speaker 1: love that. That sounds great to me. I just like
Speaker 1: how it looks though, Like if you saw people doing that,
Speaker 1: they're like, yo, do they fucking hate each other? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's turned it probably like yeah yeah, yeah, like about
Speaker 1: the fight, like they're right, that's very schoolyard. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: talking to the talking to the shoulders, talking to your shoulders,
Speaker 1: but you want to find out. Yeah, they're speaking in
Speaker 1: French though, so you're like, I think they're in love.
Speaker 1: But either that or they're gonna kill each other? Are
Speaker 1: they getting divorced? This? But in France they have This
Speaker 1: is again this is from the Daily Beast. They were
Speaker 1: saying that they've gone for quote, a more elegant bicep bump,
Speaker 1: which minimizes contact and the chance that someone might accidentally
Speaker 1: forget and plant a fatal smooth So I'm guessing you're
Speaker 1: doing like, oh oh yeah, arms straight like bang yeah,
Speaker 1: or or like the side of your arm and the
Speaker 1: side of their arm, like you're leaning in for a
Speaker 1: kiss but you don't do the kiss, yeah, or like
Speaker 1: does anyone do like a shoulder to shoulder with your heads.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, like you know, well, I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: I I'm glad that they're trying to like do a
Speaker 1: life hack for COVID, you know, greetings. But I mean,
Speaker 1: what about like high fives? Is that? I think because
Speaker 1: it looks like what the idiots who would the accents
Speaker 1: do when they invade their country on tours, like the
Speaker 1: tourism tours. Yeah, that's like a fucking top gun, no
Speaker 1: funck that we have properly, We're going to be a
Speaker 1: chess bump. Right. It sounds awkward as hell, but I
Speaker 1: would say considering that Jack and almost made out when
Speaker 1: we saw each other for the first time in physical
Speaker 1: space after a year, Like I get it, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like sometimes you need to be like, yo,
Speaker 1: we're here. Physical contact is important not just between Miles
Speaker 1: and I, but as a as a society, we we
Speaker 1: need that ship. And I think that's true. If we
Speaker 1: had more of a culture of kissing and hugging when
Speaker 1: we saw each other, like maybe we'd have like fifty
Speaker 1: percent less mass shootings. Yeah, people just like greeted each
Speaker 1: other with like affection or like this like despair pit
Speaker 1: of masculinity where you're a completely rendered inert like emmationally
Speaker 1: around other people because like I cannot do this, I
Speaker 1: should just go lift weights or I must shake hands
Speaker 1: and say sup from you see like in other countries
Speaker 1: how affectionate men are with each other, and you immediately
Speaker 1: see a different sort of quality or level to that,
Speaker 1: like these friendships or the bonds than you do when
Speaker 1: like dudes are just like throwing beer cans at a
Speaker 1: wall or some ship. Americally, men have like an internal
Speaker 1: combustion engine that converts every emotion into anger. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love that. We really are like just so repressed.
Speaker 1: We're basically a steam engine, like bro, yeah, you become
Speaker 1: the little engine that should YEA. So like the other
Speaker 1: things that they're saying, like look, we get that people
Speaker 1: are getting vaccinated and numbers are beginning to stabilize, but
Speaker 1: still like please exercise a modicum of caution because we're
Speaker 1: still trying to figure out like all of the nuances
Speaker 1: of even transmission with vaccinated people and you know, knowing
Speaker 1: what to do, especially with the elderly. So this one
Speaker 1: expert said that vaccinated grandparents hug their unvaccinated grandchildren from
Speaker 1: the back, you know, he suggests they hold their breath
Speaker 1: from behind that. But you know, I wanted to make it.
Speaker 1: I want to make it a little bit. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: words they use was hit it from behind the back,
Speaker 1: hold your breath is stank so bad, but like but
Speaker 1: he said, hold your breath begin because it's all about
Speaker 1: the exhalations and this will One Italian expert strongly warns
Speaker 1: against what they call the aunt's kiss, which is a
Speaker 1: full lipped cheek plant, as they say, because again you're leaving,
Speaker 1: there could be saliva left. You might be touching your
Speaker 1: that and then touch your mouth or touch your eye
Speaker 1: or something like that. So it's you know, it's, it's, it's,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's a little bit tough, and I get it.
Speaker 1: You know, my heart goes out. But being being from
Speaker 1: two cultures that are famously not very affectionate, I've found
Speaker 1: them like, yeah, I have no problem like not being affectionate.
Speaker 1: When I greet people, I like to hug. That's the
Speaker 1: most I like to do. And I'll admit I am
Speaker 1: definitely one of those guys who like went to Europe
Speaker 1: and someone greeted me with the cheek kiss, and I
Speaker 1: spent most of the time like I had a like
Speaker 1: a meltdown. I don't know where to go, and then
Speaker 1: I just walked away. Masculinity challenged. I ever thought about
Speaker 1: this shot in your pants? Yeah? Just this other thing though, too,
Speaker 1: like because then there's such a culture of predatory men
Speaker 1: and you know, consent culture not existing here that like
Speaker 1: even hugging you want to be like is that cool?
Speaker 1: Because I like there's a five and ten chance that
Speaker 1: I'm some fucked up evil person. That's like there's like,
Speaker 1: you know, there is kind of a middle ground somewhere
Speaker 1: where it's like even before the pandemic, I stopped hugging
Speaker 1: people as much because I used to just like that
Speaker 1: was just how I greeted people. And then, uh, you
Speaker 1: know you kind of realize that, like, well, not everybody
Speaker 1: is like into hugs, and I'm not going to force
Speaker 1: that on anyone. That's why you like, I think the
Speaker 1: new things like I'm a hug Are you a hugger? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm a hugger, And then you're like all right now, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know, I would love to be in a
Speaker 1: culture where we all just made out all the time.
Speaker 1: So that's sick too. Yeah, I mean there's yeah, we
Speaker 1: we've talked before, how there we should do that just
Speaker 1: to bring in just like bros doing cheek to cheek kisses.
Speaker 1: Now you know what I mean to see if we
Speaker 1: could start a movement. Yeah, see if it will catch
Speaker 1: on obviously being like yo or you know, if you're
Speaker 1: vaccinated right well, which is the thing that they're also
Speaker 1: writing in this article that like there are still people
Speaker 1: who acting like it's twenty nineteen, but it's usually like
Speaker 1: immediately followed with like or prefaced with like unvaccinated. Yeah
Speaker 1: bring in, That's what I said, your cards. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that there's coudle parties that have like started
Speaker 1: becoming a thing because we lack the ability to like
Speaker 1: pre pandemic rights. Yeh yeah, pretty pandemic. But like that's
Speaker 1: although I know some people who are like, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I've been going to like raves the whole time. I
Speaker 1: actually met somebody at a thing who like got to
Speaker 1: drinks in and was like, yeah, I've been going to
Speaker 1: like a couple of raves, like and it was pretty wild.
Speaker 1: But like, you know, people given a lot of them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my grandma, things were bad, but but they want us
Speaker 1: to be here, So here we are. We gotta for them,
Speaker 1: for them, I raved for them. But like back in
Speaker 1: the day, I feel like so much of like Madmen
Speaker 1: culture of people just having like irresponsible workplace affairs and
Speaker 1: ptily because they were like drinking at lunchtime. But also
Speaker 1: you know, like that's how people used to get their
Speaker 1: skin to skin and you know they it's like a
Speaker 1: human need that we just like don't acknowledge at all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, but you know, the Italians also probably cheat
Speaker 1: a lot too with their secretaries. I feel like we
Speaker 1: we definitely are a culture that like does not show
Speaker 1: affection on the outside and then uh, like affection is
Speaker 1: just seen as something God doesn't want you to do
Speaker 1: at least that's like culture. So it's like, no, you know,
Speaker 1: if you do that, Jesus Christ, So just make sure
Speaker 1: you do it in secret and uh, you know, fucking
Speaker 1: on vacation or in Europe on vacation at a hostel.
Speaker 1: You know, if it happens, it happens. Come on, guys,
Speaker 1: just be less uh creepy and misogynistic like men from Europe. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: the whole continent. All right, Well, Matt, it has been
Speaker 1: such a pleasure having you as always man where can
Speaker 1: people find you? We're done already already. It's just it's
Speaker 1: too bad. I could talk about dudes kissing dudes? Is
Speaker 1: greetings for for hours? Uh? Happy pride? Yeah, happy pride?
Speaker 1: Everyone can. Where can people find you and follow you?
Speaker 1: You can find me on Instagram at matt leeb jokes
Speaker 1: and on Twitter at matt Leeb And then yeah, check
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Speaker 1: a Gun. You know, well we we we're taking right
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Speaker 1: you on the Apple Store. Oh that's season five's with
Speaker 1: h yeah, oh oh yeah until Leotardo comes with the
Speaker 1: phone book next time. Next time. Yeah, it's uh, it's
Speaker 1: pretty great. And uh it's also Divorced Dad Tony Sopranos season.
Speaker 1: It's just amazing he gets a bachelor pad with like
Speaker 1: with Artie Buco and yeah, all the boys hanging out
Speaker 1: together just farting and watching you know, sports. It is
Speaker 1: so many pizza boxes. Yeah, yeah, Divorced Dad Tony is
Speaker 1: my favorite Tony. So um enjoy enjoyed this season you're
Speaker 1: going too. And is there a tweet or some of
Speaker 1: the work of social media you've been enjoying. Yes. A
Speaker 1: tweet that I liked recently was by comedian Pap Johnson
Speaker 1: at papton p A P P t A I N.
Speaker 1: His tweet is I like to put Tenant on and
Speaker 1: then leave the house question Mark, which I still haven't.
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna like watch that right when
Speaker 1: it came out on and I have not been able
Speaker 1: to bring myself today. I can't. I can't commit to
Speaker 1: that movie. I'm just like, I just keep hearing about
Speaker 1: it and I'm just like, I just don't. Who has
Speaker 1: the time. I feel like I have to get there's
Speaker 1: too much preparation, like mentally for this movie, and I'm
Speaker 1: just not I'm not. I'm not gonna do it. Um, Miles,
Speaker 1: where can people find you? What's tweet you've been enjoying?
Speaker 1: Oh man? You can find me on Twitter and Instagram
Speaker 1: at Miles of Gray, also Twitch, dot tv, Slash four
Speaker 1: twenty day Fiancee for a little ninety day action. What
Speaker 1: tweet I like is just kind of it's an intersection
Speaker 1: of you know, Gladiator movie and a reductor's tweet at
Speaker 1: reductor's tweeted woman's leg hair so long Ridley Scott keeps
Speaker 1: filming gladiators running their hands through It's like such a
Speaker 1: cliche thing. And then we talked about that whole trope
Speaker 1: of just like yeah, like just like just like, oh
Speaker 1: my Elysium, Where am I right? What a time to
Speaker 1: be alive? The Gladiator days when men learned how to
Speaker 1: be men exactly, we learned an important lesson about masculinity.
Speaker 1: Sadness should be converted into homicidal rage, homicide entertainment for
Speaker 1: the man, allow entertainment. Let's see a tweet I've been enjoying,
Speaker 1: Jackie at jack William RTF tweeted white people would be like, wow,
Speaker 1: we got in line at the right time, um, which
Speaker 1: was something legitimately like. I liked that on when it
Speaker 1: was tweeted at the end of last week. And then
Speaker 1: my dad literally said it when we got we were
Speaker 1: in line at Sea World. He was like, guys, look
Speaker 1: behind us, look at how line along the line got.
Speaker 1: We got light at the right time. I was enjoying
Speaker 1: all tweets two nights ago about Damian Lillard because that
Speaker 1: was fucking bonkers what he was doing. And I liked
Speaker 1: this tweet by Josh Gondleman. Me at ten am, Wow,
Speaker 1: I've got the whole day ahead of me to get
Speaker 1: things done. Me at twelve o five pm looks like
Speaker 1: I've squandered the day. Let's try again tomorrow. Team the
Speaker 1: best of that Austin Rivers reaction when he missed. He's like,
Speaker 1: fucking thank god, Austin Rivers is uh yeah. I also
Speaker 1: like to tweet from somebody that was like, yeah, so
Speaker 1: David Lillard is amazing, but how funny is it that
Speaker 1: Austin Rivers was like, Oh, it's Dame time. Huh uh,
Speaker 1: It's it's Austin time. It's time to let these Austin
Speaker 1: powers shine ship anyways. Uh. You can find me on
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Speaker 1: our episodes and even some footnotes where we link off
Speaker 1: the information that we talked about in today's episode, as
Speaker 1: well as a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles,
Speaker 1: what's the song that we think people should go check out?
Speaker 1: This is a cover by Sue George, the great Brazilian musician.
Speaker 1: You might remember him from Life Aquatic when he's doing
Speaker 1: all those David Bowie covers, but this is when he did.
Speaker 1: He teamed up with this band Almas and I think
Speaker 1: we did a song from this album before, but this
Speaker 1: isn't a cover of craft Works the Model, and yeah,
Speaker 1: the lyrics are a little creepy and eighties but it's
Speaker 1: just got like this, you know, organic tone to it.
Speaker 1: And whenever Sue George is like singing in English, I
Speaker 1: think it's always it's it's a good vibe. So this
Speaker 1: is the Model Byorge. A right, go check that out
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