Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one, Episode two
Speaker 1: of Your Daily's Like Guys, the production of My Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into America's share consciousness. Is Tuesday, May eighteen one. My
Speaker 1: name is Jack O'Brien, a K. Jack O'Brien. So Old
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Speaker 1: a Fisher ticket and I'm thrilled to be joined as
Speaker 1: always by my co host, Mr Miles grond I took
Speaker 1: her out. It was as like Guys Live. I watched
Speaker 1: the news to get the feeling right. We started talking
Speaker 1: loud and she explained her stance, but then I turned
Speaker 1: off the d Z and that's about that time she
Speaker 1: walked away from me. Nobody likes when you're off trending
Speaker 1: and you're still mused by TV shows. What the hell
Speaker 1: is as t My friends said I should up my wage.
Speaker 1: What's the newest trend again? What's my wage again? I said,
Speaker 1: what's my wage again? Fuck it? We just blew through
Speaker 1: that one, pivoting off the red hot chewy chili pepper
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Speaker 1: gonna have to we may have to forge on to
Speaker 1: a new form of a K. So accredit to everybody
Speaker 1: who was hitting us with the rh C p K
Speaker 1: K legendary. Uh well, Miles, we are thrilled to be
Speaker 1: joined in our third scene by the brilliant, the talented,
Speaker 1: the legendary, the new daily podcast host Nicky Glazer. Hi,
Speaker 1: so good to be here on another daily podcast. You
Speaker 1: guys inspired me to start my own podcasts. Uh and uh,
Speaker 1: I'm oh man, I'm yeah doing a daily podcast. And
Speaker 1: then also I've been doing a ton of other podcasts,
Speaker 1: Like I'm podcasting like three or four times a day.
Speaker 1: It's all I do, and I love it. It's the best.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm having so much fun with mine and
Speaker 1: um as we were just talking off air of like,
Speaker 1: it's just so nice to have a job you don't
Speaker 1: dread or like, and and then there's so many jobs
Speaker 1: I do that are just you know, it's obviously what
Speaker 1: I chose to do, but I don't think there's a
Speaker 1: single time I go on stage and I go oh,
Speaker 1: I don't even know what I'm gonna say. I don't
Speaker 1: want to do this, and then I grabbed the mic
Speaker 1: and I have fun. The second I grabbed the mic
Speaker 1: and I got on stage, I have fun, but constant
Speaker 1: dread up until that moment. But I don't dread my
Speaker 1: own podcast at all. In fact, I like I do
Speaker 1: it four days a week, Monday through Thursday, the nickick
Speaker 1: Glazer Podcast. I Heart Radio by big Money players, um,
Speaker 1: but on I get sad Friday, Saturday, Sunday. It's like
Speaker 1: too much of a break. I miss it. And that's
Speaker 1: not just me saying that to be like I really do.
Speaker 1: I just feel like it's I Yeah, do you guys
Speaker 1: ever feel that way? Or do you need a break?
Speaker 1: I mean, we all need breaks, But yeah, I enjoyed
Speaker 1: my weekends. I think it was once we started doing
Speaker 1: a second episode every day. I was just like, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: we did like a fifteen minute trending episode a lot.
Speaker 1: But I don't know because Jack and I we saw
Speaker 1: each other physically for the first time over the weekends,
Speaker 1: we were doing a lesser a war show than the
Speaker 1: one you were doing, or maybe depending on where let's
Speaker 1: be honest, I think their same level really boil it down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like it was one of those moments you're like
Speaker 1: like a reunion scene at the end of a fashion
Speaker 1: curious movie or some shi because you guys don't see
Speaker 1: each other in person, like ever, you don't have the
Speaker 1: first time in over a year. What Yeah, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what did the vaccine observant? I wasn't surprised how the
Speaker 1: solid hug Jack gave me ship my man came in,
Speaker 1: came from came from deep within. Podcasting is hard, though,
Speaker 1: because I mean, it's like a great job and it's
Speaker 1: I'm not complaining, but it is. You can't be on
Speaker 1: your phone, you can't be doing other things. It is
Speaker 1: to be focused. You have to be present, you have
Speaker 1: to be listening, you have to be Uh. It's it's
Speaker 1: different than any other job. I mean, I feel like
Speaker 1: most people work nine to five and maybe get the
Speaker 1: same amount of presence and like focus that we have
Speaker 1: in an hour of podcasting. Because I get off my phone,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that's the longest I've been away from
Speaker 1: my phone. Ever, is what I podcast It's like the
Speaker 1: it's the it's the way it used to be when
Speaker 1: you would go on a plane and they wouldn't have
Speaker 1: wife right now, now you have no excuse to never
Speaker 1: be tethered to your phone. But podcasting is the only
Speaker 1: excuse I have now. And sleeping. But even sleeping, it's like,
Speaker 1: wake up, bitch, answer my tax Yeah, yeah, everything, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've just been asleep for four hours with them. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: the only reason I like when if people want to
Speaker 1: get ahold of me when I'm sleeping, I say call
Speaker 1: me because I always had my phone on silent, but
Speaker 1: I always have um white noise going. I think it
Speaker 1: was one of my underrateds. Last time I came on
Speaker 1: here as like a sleep mask and white noise to sleep,
Speaker 1: So I wake up when someone calls because the white
Speaker 1: noise will just it'll go to silence. So I get
Speaker 1: woken up by silence of the call. So that's the
Speaker 1: only way I wake up when I when I sleep.
Speaker 1: When people are like, I don't I didn't want to
Speaker 1: wake you up by texting you, And I'm like, who
Speaker 1: the hell is leaving their text alerts on when they're sleeping.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a that's a person. You need to
Speaker 1: don't get very many text messages, like myself. Oh, you
Speaker 1: don't get any text and you just rub in your mits.
Speaker 1: You're like, whoa, I wake everybody in my house? Hold up,
Speaker 1: I'm like, guys, kids, get in here. Do you notice, though,
Speaker 1: that more people are using the voice memo option instead
Speaker 1: of texting? We've been doing that? Yeah, because they disappear, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've I've not. I would say drug dealers are very
Speaker 1: early adopters of the voice message because you could get
Speaker 1: real graphic and say things that you wouldn't want in
Speaker 1: text form that you could do in the voice, you know,
Speaker 1: because yes, graph like graphic about your drugs, like oh
Speaker 1: you want three point five grams? Yes, It's so much
Speaker 1: better than being like can I get some sweaters from you?
Speaker 1: Or whatever? Like I used to just in high school,
Speaker 1: we used to say we were knitting sweaters, And it's
Speaker 1: just like why I thought my parents wouldn't catch onto
Speaker 1: the fact that I've never had an interest in like
Speaker 1: arts and crafts at all, and that we would go
Speaker 1: knit sweaters in the car and drive around my subdivision
Speaker 1: for fifteen minutes and come back with bloodshot eyes and
Speaker 1: no yarn or needles or sweaters. Like it's just so dumb.
Speaker 1: But now I do feel like the voice moment thing
Speaker 1: I noticed it with like more famous people that I
Speaker 1: may be talking to as the same as drug dealers.
Speaker 1: Like I don't want as much of a record of
Speaker 1: a text screenshots, so they said the voice, But I
Speaker 1: like you and I famous friends dealers, I mean barely. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I I need more drug dealers in my life. To
Speaker 1: be honest with you, I'm asking my dad if I
Speaker 1: could have some of his weed. Now they're all on Signal,
Speaker 1: so oh yes, Signal that's the one. And you get
Speaker 1: an alert when a friend joined Signal. If you're on Signal,
Speaker 1: you get like alerts when your friends joined it. You go, oh,
Speaker 1: someone just got a new drug dealer. That's what I say.
Speaker 1: It's like because you're not a journalist or activist or
Speaker 1: someone who would you're into psilocybin. Now, yeah, you're trying
Speaker 1: a new therapy. I just got an alert that the
Speaker 1: city of Dayton, Ohio joined Signal. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: first of all, I didn't know they were one of
Speaker 1: my contacts. But that's so weird wild. I mean, Dayton,
Speaker 1: Ohio has had a drug dealer for a long time.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's what's going on. There, right, they're
Speaker 1: catching up to the technolog Maybe they're having an affair
Speaker 1: with Cleveland that really could be cheating on Cincinnati with Cleveland.
Speaker 1: It's just like an administrator for the city is doing
Speaker 1: it for shady stuff, not realizing it's sending alert like
Speaker 1: the city of Dayton has joined signal. Damn. I'm starting
Speaker 1: to wonder if my little sister has been using voice memos,
Speaker 1: like since they began. I'm wondering if maybe she's a
Speaker 1: drug dealer. She might be young, like how old is shame?
Speaker 1: She's only two years younger than me. But okay, but
Speaker 1: like the younger kids use the voice memos too, you know,
Speaker 1: like I feel like that's a it's like texting as
Speaker 1: like old. But I do a lot of the dictating
Speaker 1: of like saying period exclamation mark. I just started my
Speaker 1: period exclamation mark, you know. But that's that's a weird
Speaker 1: one because sometimes I will be used leaving the voice
Speaker 1: momo and I say exclamation and I'm talking like a
Speaker 1: robot exclamation mark, and I'm like, oh wait, no, I'm
Speaker 1: sending this. Yeah, right, my series has I'm unimpressed with
Speaker 1: series of yet uh series ability to like just randomly
Speaker 1: drops in as like, I'm sorry, I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: I was. I'm like, what the funk I've never I've
Speaker 1: never like gotten that when it was intended. Anyways, I'm
Speaker 1: an old man, yet, let's talk about I don't think
Speaker 1: Siria has ever brought me anything but consternation in my life,
Speaker 1: Like I need to shut it off. That little start things,
Speaker 1: the little magic ball like starts, get at it. I
Speaker 1: hate I hate that on these iPhones. How many screenshots
Speaker 1: do you have of your home screen from trying to
Speaker 1: turn up or down the music when you have to
Speaker 1: get a grip on it so you have to press
Speaker 1: the other button. I have so many screenshots of my
Speaker 1: home screen. It's so annoying. I feel like, are the
Speaker 1: new phones? Did they fix that? Are the new models
Speaker 1: they had to have? I mean, that isn't a thing
Speaker 1: that happens. I think, if anything, you have to change,
Speaker 1: like how you take a screenshot to avoid that definitely, like,
Speaker 1: oh okay, thank you. It got harder to take a
Speaker 1: screenshot with this latest update of the phone, so I
Speaker 1: had to like, yeah, I well, I'm on, I just
Speaker 1: got the twelve, but I jumped from like one with
Speaker 1: a button, so I'm way behind. Like the first day
Speaker 1: I couldn't take a screenshot. Now I can't not take
Speaker 1: them so and then that's the thing is, like you learned.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's like we get so mad at a design
Speaker 1: change and then we get used to it with it.
Speaker 1: Give it a day before you start tweeting about how
Speaker 1: it's now ruined. We they know us so well. They're
Speaker 1: only optimizing everything for us to be on this thing longer.
Speaker 1: And and they know they know us better than we
Speaker 1: know ourselves. So give it time and it will be
Speaker 1: intuitive within hours. I have to stop being mean to Siri,
Speaker 1: like when she interrupts. Have to stop like, oh, shut up,
Speaker 1: because my kids are learning it now. Uh, they're like
Speaker 1: being me in too Alexa. Now I'm like, gosh, they're
Speaker 1: like it is so at her and get your aggression
Speaker 1: out and just be like you dumb bitch. I don't
Speaker 1: care about the weather like I like to get really mad.
Speaker 1: It's probably projection. It's not good. I should change it
Speaker 1: to a man's voice to make it feel less. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know, Alex, shut the funk, Alex, Alexei. I guess
Speaker 1: Alex might be too coming. I don't know, but we're
Speaker 1: gonna get to know you a little bit better in
Speaker 1: a moment, Nicky. First, we're gonna tell our listeners just
Speaker 1: a couple of the things we're talking about. We're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about Rudy is appealing to the Big homie for
Speaker 1: some help, so we'll talk about his please for help.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about Bill Gates stories coming out. Uh, it's
Speaker 1: gone from a trickle to a flood. The gates are open. Uh.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about New York City Pride Parade and how
Speaker 1: they are going to not be using the police. And
Speaker 1: of course people know that I was on I was
Speaker 1: on alert the second that sixty minutes UFO story hit. Uh,
Speaker 1: So I gotta I gotta just do a deep dive,
Speaker 1: just just a recounting of that story. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: play this story for you all that Puny more. But first, Nikki,
Speaker 1: we like to ask our guest, what is something from
Speaker 1: your search history that's revealing about who you are? Well,
Speaker 1: this morning, I was doing a Mike test and uh,
Speaker 1: and I never know what to say for that, and
Speaker 1: I wanted something funny to say, and I'm trying to
Speaker 1: memorize a line that I can always say, and I
Speaker 1: remembered watching an old episode of Veep in which Sam Richardson,
Speaker 1: the guy who plays uh God, Richard splitt. Yes, he
Speaker 1: was doing a mike test. I remember he said something funny.
Speaker 1: So I looked up Veep Mike test Richard and uh,
Speaker 1: he goes, bring back my pick, and I just think
Speaker 1: that's the best, and like, it's all those it's it's
Speaker 1: better than testing testing, you know. So I looked that
Speaker 1: up and um, and I recalled, I love Veep so much.
Speaker 1: It's my favorite show of all time. It's just I
Speaker 1: if you don't like Veep, it would be more of
Speaker 1: a deal breaker based on like, I don't think I
Speaker 1: want kids, and I think someone who wanted kids, I
Speaker 1: would probably be like, we're not gonna work out, but
Speaker 1: it would be more likely to not work out if
Speaker 1: someone was like, I don't like Veep. Like it's literally
Speaker 1: on my dating profiles, the ones that I've made in
Speaker 1: the past is like, you must like because it's just
Speaker 1: says so much about I need someone who likes It's
Speaker 1: just yeah, that's the biggest litmus test for me. Do
Speaker 1: you guys like I don't know, they're so mean? Well,
Speaker 1: she did get really mean towards the last two seasons
Speaker 1: where it was like, no one's this mean, but jokes
Speaker 1: are still there. It's just it's the best show. And
Speaker 1: it was such a good depiction of like a celebrity
Speaker 1: in decline who's like, you know, just bitter about that
Speaker 1: and so rude to everybody around them. I feel like
Speaker 1: that sort of toxic narcissism, like that that's real, that's
Speaker 1: in America. Yeah, I think so too, And I like
Speaker 1: that the show didn't give you what you wanted. Just
Speaker 1: the characters are just terrible, Like it's just it's just
Speaker 1: so it's so good. It was like the last episode
Speaker 1: of Seinfeld stretched over the course of like multiple seasons,
Speaker 1: where it's like, wait, these are bad people. You didn't
Speaker 1: realize these are These are awful people on that shows,
Speaker 1: like well except Richard Flatt. I mean he's the only one.
Speaker 1: And even you grow to resentiment at times because you're
Speaker 1: like you're annoying and you go like, I find myself
Speaker 1: I can't watch Veep too much because I start acting
Speaker 1: like her and being really especially with my podcast co
Speaker 1: host Andrew, who's like my best friend, and he's more
Speaker 1: like he's like a Tony, he's like a uh Mike McClintock,
Speaker 1: who is her press secretary and then also her bag man,
Speaker 1: uh Gary. He's like a mixture of those two with
Speaker 1: me and I can if we watch too much Veep,
Speaker 1: we fall into those characters and I can be so
Speaker 1: cruel and so mean. But I will say that if
Speaker 1: I watch Veep sometimes I'm a lot funnier. I like
Speaker 1: to watch it before I have to be really really
Speaker 1: on and really sharp, and it kind of it gets
Speaker 1: me in that mindset of of thinking that asked and
Speaker 1: trying to be that funny. So it's it's yeah, that's you.
Speaker 1: And Andrew do have like sort of a Veep a
Speaker 1: Veep vibe. Yes, we really do, where it's like you're
Speaker 1: being mean to him, but you're commenting on the fact
Speaker 1: that you're being mean to him as you're being mean
Speaker 1: to him, so it's okay, yeah, just like why would
Speaker 1: you say that? I don't care about that, Like, I'll
Speaker 1: just it's very blunt, like I'm not Yeah, I find
Speaker 1: myself being like Selena Meyer, and I always flatter myself
Speaker 1: because I'm like, oh my god, I'm like Julia and
Speaker 1: we drive like, no, you're like a narcissistic, sociopathic character
Speaker 1: she plays. That's not a good thing. But I do
Speaker 1: that all the time. I really, if I watch something
Speaker 1: too much, I start sounding like the person I'm really
Speaker 1: I'm good at mimicking and I'm good at like impressions,
Speaker 1: but it's almost like I the best impressions I do
Speaker 1: are people I want to be so badly that I
Speaker 1: find a way. I mean, even in middle school, like
Speaker 1: the girls that were popular, This one girl like talks
Speaker 1: like this, like it wasn't like a good voice, and
Speaker 1: she would like top front the side of her mouth,
Speaker 1: but she was like that was like the least to
Speaker 1: start to think about her. But that was the thing
Speaker 1: I chose to mimic, like that was the most attractive thing.
Speaker 1: There's another with like a lazy eye, and I used
Speaker 1: to kind of just like have like a kind I
Speaker 1: used to make my eye kind of lazy so that
Speaker 1: I would be more like her. And it's like I've
Speaker 1: always an million and yeah, and like comedians to like,
Speaker 1: I can't watch my favorite comics, female comics, especially because
Speaker 1: I'll get I'll start sounding like them, and sometimes male
Speaker 1: comics too, But people aren't as quick to go You're
Speaker 1: just ripping off that person, and I'm not intentionally doing it.
Speaker 1: It just I like them so much. I absorbed. I
Speaker 1: sound like all my friends like people I like. I start,
Speaker 1: I'd be like Brad Pitt whenever he gets in a relationship,
Speaker 1: searched stressing like the person looks like them. That's that's me.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but early on it was mostly like
Speaker 1: media that was doing that to me as a kid,
Speaker 1: like where I love New York rap and the Sopranos
Speaker 1: to the point where I would meet people and they
Speaker 1: thought I was from the East Coast. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: just ingesting so much New York New Jersey like content
Speaker 1: and I'm like, like, just shift. I would say mannerisms
Speaker 1: like people in l A like, oh, you're from New York, right,
Speaker 1: And I'm like no, They're like, oh ship like your
Speaker 1: vibe Like nah, TV kind of sucked my brain up.
Speaker 1: I'm learning to become myself again. Yeah, those were our
Speaker 1: friends hanging out like that was if you watch enough
Speaker 1: of something, you hang out with them more than the people,
Speaker 1: more than the people who are supposed to be the
Speaker 1: nurturing thing that's shaping you. Yeah. I was definitely nurtured
Speaker 1: by there's like a tweet a while back we called
Speaker 1: up that was someone was like, you know like at
Speaker 1: a certain age, you literally just mimic something a character
Speaker 1: you saw in a movie, and that's your whole personality,
Speaker 1: like seven years, and it's like some of us have.
Speaker 1: I think we hold onto that habit or not. It's
Speaker 1: not a habit, but I think it's just in general,
Speaker 1: it's like this mimicry that we can't get it because
Speaker 1: we like them and we all want to be liked,
Speaker 1: so we go, oh, if I like them, then if
Speaker 1: I act like them, I might be liked. I think
Speaker 1: it's maybe something like that. It's uh, it's I can't
Speaker 1: help it when people go, you sound like because when
Speaker 1: I started out it sounded like Sarah Silverman there was
Speaker 1: while sounded like Amy Schumer, and it's like, yeah, I do,
Speaker 1: because I like them so much. I want to be them,
Speaker 1: and I wasn't doing their jokes, but I would do right.
Speaker 1: There's certain things that I would be like and there's
Speaker 1: even things I do now in my stand up that
Speaker 1: people go, that's such an original thing, And I don't know.
Speaker 1: My ex boyfriend used to talk like that and go
Speaker 1: like this, like that's the deliberate thing I do now,
Speaker 1: but I stole it from an ex boyfriend. I was like,
Speaker 1: that's a hilarious way to go and and it's like,
Speaker 1: but it's all. That's what being a comedian is is
Speaker 1: not so much like coming up with your own unique thing,
Speaker 1: but being able to tell what's funny and synthesizing it
Speaker 1: into like coming through. Yeah, Like we're all influenced by everyone.
Speaker 1: That's all art, you know, And I think that's it's
Speaker 1: like the idea of like originality is like hard to
Speaker 1: you know, get to the origins of because we're all
Speaker 1: inspired by so many things simultaneously that they're informing like
Speaker 1: what the end product is. Yeah, well maybe some people
Speaker 1: might be like overtly like heavy handed with it, and
Speaker 1: you're like, okay, now you're just doing an impression. But
Speaker 1: I think a lot of things when they look at
Speaker 1: you know how, like a lot of artists think too.
Speaker 1: They're more like, know, I look at other art to
Speaker 1: inspire my art. Like it's not that I'm I'm trying
Speaker 1: to sit in a dark room and then just have
Speaker 1: like a fucking vision. Yes, Like no, I'm expressing myself
Speaker 1: via me processing all these other experiences I have in
Speaker 1: things I interact. I feel that way about, like like
Speaker 1: where does someone as young as Billie Eilish learned to
Speaker 1: be like sing like this and like she doesn't talk
Speaker 1: like that? Like how do you become so unique when
Speaker 1: you're that young and come up like like Olivia Rodrigo.
Speaker 1: I watched her Snel performance and I was like, how
Speaker 1: does this young girl have so like? I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: sure she's maybe ripping someone off here that like she
Speaker 1: has to, but I think it just is so unique.
Speaker 1: I'm like, where are they coming up with this so young? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean I feel like all the sayings that I
Speaker 1: wanted to believe from writers I really liked, or like
Speaker 1: artists I really liked growing up, we're apocryphal. Like the
Speaker 1: right drunk edit sober thing from Hemingway is not true.
Speaker 1: He never said that, but I wanted to believe that
Speaker 1: when I like to drink. But but then like the
Speaker 1: ones that are true are all about like how they
Speaker 1: steal all their good ideas, like T. S. Eliott talked
Speaker 1: about like great poets steal you know. It's like that's
Speaker 1: that's just how art is made. And it's like a
Speaker 1: lot about I don't know, like people Simpsons did it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like eddie joke you make, you're like the Simpsons did
Speaker 1: in some way. I have to make the joke in
Speaker 1: my own way. And there are times like when I
Speaker 1: was writing preparing the monologue for the MTV Movie and
Speaker 1: TV Awards Unscripted that last night last night the aired
Speaker 1: last night, I was doing this one joke that just
Speaker 1: felt like I came up with it, but I'm like,
Speaker 1: wherever I've heard this line before? That wasn't like an
Speaker 1: original thought. I don't know where I heard it from,
Speaker 1: but it ain't me and I and no one said anything.
Speaker 1: All my writers were like that's like it was getting laughs.
Speaker 1: And then I just wrote to them being like we guys,
Speaker 1: like have you heard this before? And they're like yes,
Speaker 1: and they were all like we don't know where either,
Speaker 1: but like that's kind of hack. And I was like
Speaker 1: I knew it, Like, but sometimes it happens where it
Speaker 1: comes into your head like an original idea, but there's
Speaker 1: just this thing of like, because you don't know where
Speaker 1: any of your ideas come from, thoughts to show up
Speaker 1: and you're like you think them, you don't like come
Speaker 1: up with what I'm gonna think you know like I'm
Speaker 1: not like I'm gonna choose to think this and you
Speaker 1: don't know whether that's a truly original thing or something
Speaker 1: you heard. And a lot of there have been times
Speaker 1: I've been on stage and performed a joke in front
Speaker 1: of the person that wrote the joke and that I
Speaker 1: get off stage. I remember Ali Wong was like, Hey,
Speaker 1: I think I love that joke. I have like the
Speaker 1: same line, and I go, oh my god, I got
Speaker 1: it from you, not because that joke came to me
Speaker 1: in a way that was like is this you? And
Speaker 1: I couldn't place who it came from. I asked my friends,
Speaker 1: couldn't find out, and then Ali I was like, it's
Speaker 1: it's you, it's yours, and now it's mine because I
Speaker 1: did it before from this show. You know. It's just
Speaker 1: like I've been to like accidentally stealing sometimes I would
Speaker 1: never intentionally do that, but I am definitely capable of
Speaker 1: of you know, of that story if you if it
Speaker 1: ended with you choking around being like that's my anal joke.
Speaker 1: There's one, Nikki, what's something you think is overrated? The outdoors?
Speaker 1: I am over camping and hiking and like, especially when
Speaker 1: I'm trying to like date and going on dating apps
Speaker 1: and stuff like this, like I I'm not ever going
Speaker 1: to present that I'm not I'm not gonna ever convinced,
Speaker 1: like try to make a guy think that I enjoy
Speaker 1: camping or hiking when I don't, when the old Nikki
Speaker 1: maybe used to do that and be like, oh, I'll
Speaker 1: be a little adventurous, and it's just a lie. Like
Speaker 1: I I will enjoy those things if they're like once
Speaker 1: in a while, but I'm not someone who can go
Speaker 1: camping with you, like I can be with someone who
Speaker 1: camps a lot or like the outdoors. But you just
Speaker 1: gotta understand I'm not going to be a part of
Speaker 1: those things that often. And that's hard for me to
Speaker 1: admit because guys love the outdoors. People love being outside.
Speaker 1: I do too, But I wanted to eat outside and
Speaker 1: I want to sit with my friends outside. I don't
Speaker 1: want to like I don't need to see a beautiful view.
Speaker 1: I mean it's nice sometimes, but I'll look out the
Speaker 1: window when I'm taking off in a plane like that's
Speaker 1: a beautiful view, and like in a climate controlled environment.
Speaker 1: So um, I don't hate the outdoors. I love animals,
Speaker 1: but I don't I don't like hiking, and I don't
Speaker 1: like long meandering. Like camping doesn't have enough schedule to it.
Speaker 1: It's just like we're just gonna float and like or
Speaker 1: just see where we end up. I need a schedule.
Speaker 1: It's too open. Anytime someone's uh intertubing down a river,
Speaker 1: it stressed me out because I'm like, how the fund
Speaker 1: are you going to get back to the place. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you're smart, you got somebody who drives you up
Speaker 1: stream so you end up at your destination in the
Speaker 1: right you just recklessly take off from your campside people
Speaker 1: who are floating down with the third inner tube with
Speaker 1: a thirty rack of a keystone in it. I feel like,
Speaker 1: didn't didn't go through that stuff. That's the kind of
Speaker 1: camping I could get involved in if it was lazy camping,
Speaker 1: but like actually having to paddle and set up a
Speaker 1: tent and cook your own food. It's like, I don't
Speaker 1: understand why people like to do that. I really, I mean,
Speaker 1: I I do understand, because different strokes for different but
Speaker 1: it's not me and I can't. And I oh, I
Speaker 1: really always wanted to be that kind of girl that
Speaker 1: would be like adventurous and and I thought that's what
Speaker 1: people wanted for me, and now I'm just kind of
Speaker 1: really realizing it's not me and that's okay. So we
Speaker 1: we had a similar one recently, and I always like
Speaker 1: to point that out, not because not to make you
Speaker 1: feel bad, but because I think that is like when
Speaker 1: the show is doing its job and like getting at
Speaker 1: the zeit guys, which I think a lot of people
Speaker 1: right now like that is part of the collective consciousness
Speaker 1: of like, you know what, we just spent a year
Speaker 1: indoors and like we're good. Like that was that was
Speaker 1: I liked it. I will say that I was in
Speaker 1: um the Cayman Islands filming a show for two and
Speaker 1: a half months and up until just recently, and I
Speaker 1: went there. We had to quarantine for two weeks to
Speaker 1: then be free, and then the Cayman Islands has no
Speaker 1: COVID so it was like no masks, no even like
Speaker 1: oh should we still wear like just it's back to northal.
Speaker 1: It was amazing, and I was freaked out. I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to go back to socializing. I don't
Speaker 1: want to go back to having to do things again.
Speaker 1: And I was having a lot of anxiety about being
Speaker 1: social again. But it took like one like I don't
Speaker 1: want to go, but I will, And then I was
Speaker 1: just right back at you, go right back into the
Speaker 1: way you were before. And it really is fucking great
Speaker 1: to socialize again and be out there. It's just so
Speaker 1: if anyone out there is having fear of the world
Speaker 1: opening up again, I feel you. And I'm someone who
Speaker 1: people probably look at as like she's so social, why
Speaker 1: would she be scared? I was terrified of like having
Speaker 1: to make friends and meet up and like put on
Speaker 1: pants and make up and just just be out and
Speaker 1: not because I'm scared of COVID. I'm scared of just
Speaker 1: not being home and I just want to be stuff.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, it's okay, you'll catch up. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: felt like even when Jack and I when we were kicking,
Speaker 1: and I was like, damn, we were having just so
Speaker 1: much fun bullshitting for like fucking thirty straight minutes, like
Speaker 1: waiting between like having to go back on stage or whatever,
Speaker 1: and I was like, fuck, man, like you forget how
Speaker 1: much energy is exchanged in person for the dumb and
Speaker 1: we were just putting on fucking masks and be like, yo, Jack,
Speaker 1: what about this? And realized how simple things are, but yeah,
Speaker 1: but also along with that, I definitely had a level
Speaker 1: of like, you know, it is the first time I
Speaker 1: was going to be in front of a group of people. Granted,
Speaker 1: like the crews vaccinated and like the people in the
Speaker 1: studio are and everyone's COVID tested, so like from a
Speaker 1: safety standpoint, it's pretty secure. But it was more like
Speaker 1: that I'm having to switch gears to like that's right,
Speaker 1: Like I need to put on that ou fait. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I need to show out, and then people like yeah,
Speaker 1: and we've just gotten used to communicating on zoom. Like
Speaker 1: I feel like I've just gotten comfortable enough where I
Speaker 1: like don't get nervous when I'm in the waiting room
Speaker 1: and I'm like it could go live. And then you know,
Speaker 1: when I pressed leave meeting, I know to keep it
Speaker 1: going until I can fress the other leave meeting. I
Speaker 1: don't just go leave meeting and they go like this
Speaker 1: and then have a face drop and as I'm searching
Speaker 1: for the next one, you know, there there's those that's
Speaker 1: a great observation, like the difference from like your face
Speaker 1: where you're smiling and then you hit the one and
Speaker 1: then your face and then the second and your face
Speaker 1: is just like you look for it. It's so embarrassing. YEA,
Speaker 1: so it's yeah, I I really it was nice to
Speaker 1: know that my fears were not really real and that
Speaker 1: I so quickly I've made a joke about it. But
Speaker 1: people go, what's it gonna be like when it really
Speaker 1: opens up and we're back to norm when everything's fine,
Speaker 1: which looks like it's like never gonna happen, Like when
Speaker 1: I was in the Cayman Islands. It was like one day,
Speaker 1: I'm in quarantine. I can't there's caution tape on my
Speaker 1: front door, like it's very strict there because that's why
Speaker 1: they have no COVID. And so as soon as we
Speaker 1: got out, we went to the grocery store without mass
Speaker 1: for the first time in you know, over a year,
Speaker 1: and me and Andrew, my co host on the Nickie
Speaker 1: Laser podcast daily Monday through Thursdays, was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: we're going. We were like filming like first supermarket, no
Speaker 1: COVID and yeah it and you go, when is it
Speaker 1: gonna feel like normal? Aisle five Like we were over
Speaker 1: it by literally past produced. We were just like, okay,
Speaker 1: it's back to normal. Just getting samples of little Smoky's
Speaker 1: from each other. Yeah, it's interesting. I wonder if culturally
Speaker 1: that's gonna be the same thing, because that that was
Speaker 1: one of the like in looking back at the pandemic,
Speaker 1: like that was something that historians said, like there's just
Speaker 1: like it left no print on like culture, on anything
Speaker 1: like that. There was a great plague novel written, but
Speaker 1: it was like twenty five years later or something. It's
Speaker 1: it's not a thing that like whereas Wars like always
Speaker 1: makes such an impact. They're just like, yeah, I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: that somebody else. That's fascinating. You say that because it
Speaker 1: feels that way even thinking about that plague, Like I
Speaker 1: didn't hear about that until this was happening, and it
Speaker 1: was like a very very similar situation. So I do
Speaker 1: feel like we will go back to normal very quick.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's faster than you think and you really
Speaker 1: do forget about it. And that's why I stayed after
Speaker 1: we wrapped the show that I was there to shoot.
Speaker 1: I stayed in the Cayman Islands as long as I
Speaker 1: could till I had to come back here because I
Speaker 1: just I came back as like an anti masker, Like
Speaker 1: I was just like fun like I that being like
Speaker 1: I used to want to like really hurt people that
Speaker 1: would just lazily have their masks on, just kind of
Speaker 1: like defying everyone at the gate at the airport gate,
Speaker 1: like I have to be told. And then I came
Speaker 1: back and I was just like I was, I was
Speaker 1: almost one of them. I mean, I'm good about it
Speaker 1: and I'm fully vaccinated. But it's it's it's funny how
Speaker 1: quickly you you changed your attitude shift. Yeah, let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break and when we come back, we're going
Speaker 1: to find out something you think is underrated. We will
Speaker 1: be right back and we're back, and Nikki, we like
Speaker 1: to ask our guests, what's something you think is underrated?
Speaker 1: Apologizing people can't apologize. It's really some people just cannot
Speaker 1: do it. When it feels so good to actually know
Speaker 1: that you were in the wrong when it was going on,
Speaker 1: and to tell someone what you did wrong and not
Speaker 1: and not add a butt to it. It's not an
Speaker 1: apology if you go but I was really tired and
Speaker 1: you were really annoying me, so like apologizing without a butt,
Speaker 1: it feels so good to be like, I'm not even
Speaker 1: going to talk about what you did it wrong? Only
Speaker 1: what I did wrong and I'm sorry I did that
Speaker 1: and really feel sorry. It's like such a load off,
Speaker 1: Like it feels great and it's hard to do. But
Speaker 1: I think if people start doing it more and trying
Speaker 1: to do it, you'll feel you'll feel really accomplished if
Speaker 1: you're able to really get to a place of doing
Speaker 1: that without adding a caveat of like yeah, I'm sorry
Speaker 1: to that, but like just keep the butts out and
Speaker 1: I just I wish more people just tried to apologize
Speaker 1: or really get to a place where because no matter
Speaker 1: if you're like nothing about it was my fault, it
Speaker 1: was all her, there's always something that you can find
Speaker 1: that you did to make the situation worse, so like
Speaker 1: apologize for that. Yeah, man, apologizing is uh, it's because
Speaker 1: it's interesting, Like you're saying, right like these there's moments
Speaker 1: right where you sunk up and there's a fork now
Speaker 1: on the road, which is either you can cop to
Speaker 1: and say I fucked up, or you do the thing
Speaker 1: and you follow your ego down denial down to denial
Speaker 1: Ville and then you can bury that ship inside you
Speaker 1: and that's a burden. You're gonna care even if it
Speaker 1: doesn't feel like it. It is a burden you will
Speaker 1: carry because you you got to the fork and you
Speaker 1: chose to go the other way and comes back later
Speaker 1: or whatever. Then yeah, exactly. And I think that's doing
Speaker 1: yourself the favor of just not burdening yourself and having
Speaker 1: that on you because it is it will weigh on
Speaker 1: you on some level. Like and the more you do
Speaker 1: ship like that and you keep taking the fork away
Speaker 1: from the apology, it's gonna get darker and heavier. And
Speaker 1: it might not feel like that now, but over time,
Speaker 1: I've definitely felt like ship Man, like I oh, like
Speaker 1: I need to write this, or like I need to
Speaker 1: talk about something really and you could do it at
Speaker 1: any time. And and the thing is there are people
Speaker 1: out there that are like maybe thinking about an argument
Speaker 1: their head where they're like, I actually did nothing wrong
Speaker 1: in that. And it's like if you think that, if
Speaker 1: you think that there's a situation where you did nothing wrong,
Speaker 1: you're you're wrong. Honestly, there's never that's never been the case.
Speaker 1: There's I've never been wrong ever in my life I
Speaker 1: was talking about. But you know, and and this isn't
Speaker 1: just say if like you were like trying to think
Speaker 1: of it like nothing. But I mean, there are certain
Speaker 1: circumstances I can think of that people would be very
Speaker 1: upset for me to be like you, what was your
Speaker 1: part to play? What were you wearing? Kind of things,
Speaker 1: And it's not that it's like you can apologize even
Speaker 1: in that kind of circumstance to yourself for making it
Speaker 1: feel like it was maybe your fault or like like
Speaker 1: you can always find a way to right wrongs and
Speaker 1: it feels so good. I used to think it would
Speaker 1: feel so bad to admit this one a thing. Me
Speaker 1: and my podcast co host who lived together where roommates
Speaker 1: best friends and have the you know, Selena Meyer and
Speaker 1: Gary Dynamic. I can be very mean to him, and
Speaker 1: sometimes as I'm being mean and being totally out of
Speaker 1: line and I know I'm wrong, there's no way I'm
Speaker 1: going to apologize in that moment. But we have a
Speaker 1: safe word for when it's the argument like is we
Speaker 1: both it's tense, it's only gonna get worse. Neither of
Speaker 1: us are going to apologize, even though we probably know
Speaker 1: that this will be it will definitely be resolved, but
Speaker 1: we just say rooster. It was like, it's like our
Speaker 1: safe word for fights when it's like there's a tension
Speaker 1: in the air, it can escalate, and let's just leave
Speaker 1: it at this and I'll apologize later because I can't
Speaker 1: do it now, because you really have to like let
Speaker 1: it marinate and sit on it and be like okay,
Speaker 1: like tail between your legs, come back to it, like Okay,
Speaker 1: that was really wrong of me. But you can't always
Speaker 1: get in the moment. I'm not someone who could apologize
Speaker 1: in the moment, and I shouldn't because that would be insincere. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's straight. You know, a couple of therapy tactics, you know,
Speaker 1: like you can never solve it, like you do need
Speaker 1: to take a second, go to your corners, take come
Speaker 1: back down, get your adrenaline down and kind of like yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to that that wasn't a way we
Speaker 1: should handle ship and coming back to it. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it's you know, look at you healthily communicate and
Speaker 1: that you said. That was your co host from the
Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer podcast Mondays through Thursdays. Yeah, that was the
Speaker 1: one Andrew Colin Mondays to Thursday's Nicki Lazer podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just a fun daily show to laugh and just feel
Speaker 1: better about yourself. Um. Yeah, it's like, yes, it's all
Speaker 1: communication and being honest and not just giving people what
Speaker 1: they want. I don't apologize. There's something I did that
Speaker 1: was not good, morally reprehensible, probably too many people, and
Speaker 1: I'm not ready to apologize for it yet, and I
Speaker 1: know I need to and the person probably is expecting one,
Speaker 1: but I'm not going to until I actually feel sorry
Speaker 1: because it would be insincere and I'm still angry and
Speaker 1: still haven't like my ego of like I was entitled
Speaker 1: to that. So I go, you know what, I am
Speaker 1: going to owe you an apology, but I don't have
Speaker 1: it for you yet, and I know that it's coming,
Speaker 1: but I'm not going to just give it to you
Speaker 1: because it's the right thing to do, and I know
Speaker 1: that it's coming, I want to actually feel it. So
Speaker 1: it's it's being honest with your feelings too. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: let's get into it. And I felt like I had
Speaker 1: deserved to murder that puppy. I'm just kidding now, it wasn't.
Speaker 1: We all know what you're talking about. It's just like
Speaker 1: getting too you know, like all wanted to be the
Speaker 1: center of attention, the subject of a documentary. Don't funk
Speaker 1: with puppies there after me. All right, let's talk about
Speaker 1: Rudy real quick. Not fun to think about, except in
Speaker 1: this context when he's squirming. Um. Ever since the FEDS
Speaker 1: rated his place back in April, he's been very concerned
Speaker 1: that Donald is not backing him up, because he has
Speaker 1: never Donald has never backed anyone. He always tears the
Speaker 1: entire thing down. He lets them do the work of
Speaker 1: building up the infrastructure of a friendship and then just
Speaker 1: lets it just fucking crumble and looks the other way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if Rudy was like,
Speaker 1: you know, I know he never has anyone's back, but
Speaker 1: he'll have mine. I guess he navigated on this. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do ship. I will completely debase myself as
Speaker 1: a human being and purported lawyer, even because I know
Speaker 1: he will have my back in the end. But it
Speaker 1: doesn't seem like that because all these investigations around, specifically
Speaker 1: right now, with what he was doing when during the
Speaker 1: Ukraine tole scanned an impeachment, remember that years ago. Um,
Speaker 1: So right now it seems like he is really worried
Speaker 1: about these investigations and asking through all kinds of intermediaries
Speaker 1: for help, and some of the first things is like, first,
Speaker 1: can I get a statement from Trump? Maybe will he
Speaker 1: give me a statement. He's like asking for a strong
Speaker 1: verbal or written statement saying that his work during that
Speaker 1: sort of whole you Trump Ukraine saga was at the
Speaker 1: direction of the President, So that way he can still
Speaker 1: say he's like, no, I wasn't fucking wilding out doing
Speaker 1: some foreign lobbying ship that was under That was the
Speaker 1: President's direction, the commander in chief, Please what could I do?
Speaker 1: So that's one of his arguments for innocence that he
Speaker 1: needs upheld. The other is he's trying to have the
Speaker 1: President sign some like legal motion that would have the
Speaker 1: FEDS have to like throw out any of the communications
Speaker 1: that they got under attorney client privilege. But none of
Speaker 1: this does not seem like it's going to happen. So
Speaker 1: he's made it clear that he's waiting for a statement
Speaker 1: from Trump. I mean, at this point, yes, he's he's
Speaker 1: sort of saying, I think we're at the phase where
Speaker 1: they don't I think he's not even quite sure what
Speaker 1: the case is going to be that's brought against him,
Speaker 1: and I think that's when we'll see if it starts
Speaker 1: being the kind of stuff where he's like, well, you know,
Speaker 1: because I would hate to, you know, violate the trust
Speaker 1: of you know, the former president. You know, it's not
Speaker 1: getting quite there right now. We're at the the hands
Speaker 1: out phase, and right now seems like they're getting battered away,
Speaker 1: which I think turns into the knives out phase. This
Speaker 1: is all sourced on like people being like people saying
Speaker 1: that this is happening behind the scenes. It's not Rudy
Speaker 1: coming to the press and be I'm like, sure, it
Speaker 1: would be nice if Donald would say something right like,
Speaker 1: you know, they're all going to his like everyone in
Speaker 1: orbit of Trump and asking please man like. And the
Speaker 1: thing that in this reporting shows, I think even when
Speaker 1: Trump was in the White House, his the people in
Speaker 1: around Trump and his advisers are like, get Rudy Giuliani
Speaker 1: fucking away from you, dude, Like this guy cannot do
Speaker 1: anything right and he only creates more of a mess
Speaker 1: on anything he touches. It's not good for even though
Speaker 1: you like that he will literally just take your orders
Speaker 1: and not question them, it's not that's that's also part
Speaker 1: of the problem. And because of that, many of them
Speaker 1: are saying like dude, stay the funk away from because
Speaker 1: you don't know what they have on you or him,
Speaker 1: and to start hedging your bets and making statements and
Speaker 1: stuff could fuck you up. But you think he's could
Speaker 1: just go seeing him? Yeah, it it definitely looks like that.
Speaker 1: And I think the advice, you know, the money would
Speaker 1: be on his advisors being like, dude, fucking change your number, Like,
Speaker 1: get away from this, dude, it ain't gonna be a
Speaker 1: good look. It is interesting that the people still you
Speaker 1: think these guys do do They really think it's not
Speaker 1: gonna be He's not gonna do that to me the
Speaker 1: thing he does to everyone else. They really convinced themselves
Speaker 1: of that it's going to be different this time. It's
Speaker 1: like when you go to the strip club and you're like, no,
Speaker 1: I think she liked me. It's different. It's me, though
Speaker 1: they don't know it's me. I'm different. Even though so
Speaker 1: centuries of wisdom has shown this is an impossible feat.
Speaker 1: I am the one, I am Neil. It proves once
Speaker 1: again that the thing that is remarkable about a lot
Speaker 1: of these people is not their intelligence or shrewdness. It's
Speaker 1: their desire for fame. And so he had more of
Speaker 1: a desire for fame than anyone. That's how he got
Speaker 1: famous in the first place. And then when he had
Speaker 1: the opportunity to become famous again and jump on Trump's coattails,
Speaker 1: he what, he didn't give a funk that it would
Speaker 1: eventually lead to his complete undoing, and he kept, you know,
Speaker 1: behaving in that way until until he's totally funned. Now. Um,
Speaker 1: I think he's also been drunk consistently for the last
Speaker 1: twenty years. Which do you think is a big drinker? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the people, Yeah, he goes to the bar before and
Speaker 1: after appearances where he's like people have been like yeah,
Speaker 1: reeks of booze or remember a couple of times, like
Speaker 1: even like on like seeing any like Rudy, have you
Speaker 1: been drinking alcohol? Yeah? Why didn't I didn't even think
Speaker 1: of that. I just I guess I just don't think
Speaker 1: that these alcoholics can function this highly. But they really can't.
Speaker 1: There's some that really really can. I mean he's not
Speaker 1: functioning well, but like just being able to not die
Speaker 1: and drinking that much, and I mean, and he looks great.
Speaker 1: Yeah right. That's the thing that place that comes out
Speaker 1: that he appears to be like falling apart from the inside,
Speaker 1: just like it's yeah, black ink leaking down from various
Speaker 1: parts of his body. Let's talk real quick about this
Speaker 1: New York Times article Bill Gates. You know, so we
Speaker 1: had heard the Epstein thing, but there's the report that
Speaker 1: he pursued a friendship with Jeffrey Epstein after he was
Speaker 1: a convicted uh or he was convicted of I think
Speaker 1: child sex trafficking. So that's obviously good. Look yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like three years after and then Melinda French Gates was like,
Speaker 1: if you ever hang with him again, I'm sorry, Like
Speaker 1: that's you just can't. And he continued to do it
Speaker 1: behind her back. And we're getting more details that apparently
Speaker 1: people who were around for those interactions said that. So
Speaker 1: I'll just read directly from the article. For years, Mr
Speaker 1: Gates continued to go to dinners and meetings at Mr
Speaker 1: Epstein's home, where Mr Epstein usually surrounded himself with young
Speaker 1: and attractive women, said to people who were there and
Speaker 1: to others who were told about the gatherings. On at
Speaker 1: least one occasion, Mr Gates remarked in Mr Epstein's presence
Speaker 1: that he was unhappy in his marriage. According to people
Speaker 1: who heard the comments. So that's that's interesting. Seems like
Speaker 1: he's implying like, sure would be nice if somebody would have,
Speaker 1: you know, love me massage upstairs. Yeah, but apparently so
Speaker 1: just there. There's also the more standard, uh, powerful guy
Speaker 1: sex predatory behavior. He's like always trying to date women
Speaker 1: who work for Microsoft for the Gates found a scan
Speaker 1: for the company that manages his assets. Oh before he
Speaker 1: they announced a divorce. He was like, really, have have
Speaker 1: these rumors been going on forever? Because this was the
Speaker 1: first I thought. I always thought he was just such
Speaker 1: a good guy. What what was I think? She was
Speaker 1: helping him cover up and there's like a lot of
Speaker 1: goodwill and now it's just becoming a thing where it's yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's just so yeah. They're they're six current and
Speaker 1: former employees of Microsoft. The foundation, the firm that manages
Speaker 1: the Gates fortune said those incidents which referred to him,
Speaker 1: so he would I think he also got the benefit
Speaker 1: of the doubt because he's a billionaire, and he would
Speaker 1: ask women. He'd be like, look, if this makes you uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: forget it ever happened, but would you like to go
Speaker 1: out to dinner with me? Like he would like pull
Speaker 1: them aside, and then he wouldn't like persist when they
Speaker 1: were like fuck, no, dude, likely, but that is they said,
Speaker 1: like that was that was happening all the time. He
Speaker 1: was known for making clumsy approaches women in and out
Speaker 1: of the office. His behavior fueld widespread chatter among employees
Speaker 1: about his personal life. So so insane to me that
Speaker 1: our global economy and like everything that impacts us as
Speaker 1: a world is based upon just twenty two year old
Speaker 1: women being irresistible to disgusting men and like it's like
Speaker 1: horny nous these like really smart, powerful men just because
Speaker 1: they're like, are like once just young girls. We all
Speaker 1: can't get a vaccine. Like that's it's like, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's all connected. It's just disgusting. It's not even surprising
Speaker 1: that he is like that. Or maybe he just really
Speaker 1: needed a friend and Jeffrey is just a really good
Speaker 1: friend and they just have really good chats. That's what
Speaker 1: this some of these articles too, because I get they're
Speaker 1: also spending and saying like that he was seeking like
Speaker 1: marital advice from Jeffrey Epstein and here like excuse you
Speaker 1: for his quote toxic Mary, and you're like this, I mean,
Speaker 1: this kind of hits again that capitalism is not the
Speaker 1: free market. It protects people with all the capital. Bill
Speaker 1: Gates is one of the richest people in the world,
Speaker 1: so therefore he gets, you know, the benefit of the
Speaker 1: doubt from all the mainstream media. They're gonna cover up
Speaker 1: all this ship for decades until they feel like they
Speaker 1: can come out with it. But the capital, like being
Speaker 1: as powerful as he is or Jeff Bezos is or
Speaker 1: Elon musk is, like they are going to get the
Speaker 1: benefit of the doubt like nine times out of a hundred,
Speaker 1: and then we'll find out a hundred years on how
Speaker 1: awful they fucking were. And they all want capital. They
Speaker 1: all want to be the richest so that they can.
Speaker 1: It's all relates to like sex and being able to
Speaker 1: like feel like I mean, there's some people that aren't
Speaker 1: maybe motivated by sex, but it's like I always just
Speaker 1: think about that of like all the things we have
Speaker 1: that are entered or because a man wanted to probably
Speaker 1: have sex like and like seem cool to people, be like, oh,
Speaker 1: invent a chair because maybe that'll make me important in
Speaker 1: this village and then maybe I'll get laid more. Like
Speaker 1: it's all based upon that and it's just so funny that, yeah,
Speaker 1: these things can come crumbling down because guys are just
Speaker 1: pervs and um yeah, it's like the idea of the
Speaker 1: dude who's making a chair. Did you see Wayne make
Speaker 1: that chair? And you should make him the chairman of
Speaker 1: their town. That's how it started, and he's like yes.
Speaker 1: People go, oh, you can't watch so and So's comedy.
Speaker 1: Someone recently was like, why did you like? I think
Speaker 1: I liked something that was funny from a guy that's
Speaker 1: maybe been accused of predatory stuff with women, and I
Speaker 1: go because it made me laugh. And if I didn't
Speaker 1: enjoy everything that was invented by a man who did
Speaker 1: something gross to a wooden or to a woman. Sorry,
Speaker 1: is that everything? Nothing would exist? Like if I sap
Speaker 1: my fingers and everything that did that was created because
Speaker 1: a man was gross to a woman at some point
Speaker 1: stopped working, doors wouldn't there wouldn't be anything. I mean,
Speaker 1: we'd have better versions of the ship that we have,
Speaker 1: y it would be different, yeah, I think. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it goes along with I think because we're in a
Speaker 1: phase two where it's only until the last few years
Speaker 1: where people are willing to confront the history of anything
Speaker 1: that we interact with, because for so long, the sort
Speaker 1: of the move the pace of society was like let's
Speaker 1: just fucking ignore all like we have this now, right,
Speaker 1: so ignore how we got here, and now we're like, well,
Speaker 1: hold on, man, because how we guys are still really
Speaker 1: fucked up for many people of all kinds, And then
Speaker 1: how much better could it be? To Jack's point of like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we might not have those things that those terrible people were,
Speaker 1: but what about the people that could have made cool
Speaker 1: things that were silent? So it's it's yeah, I think
Speaker 1: it's it's underrated. Like how the spread of democracy and
Speaker 1: like including more people in the conversation around like science
Speaker 1: and you know, arts and everything. How that coincided with
Speaker 1: all of a sudden like technologies moving so quick and
Speaker 1: like we're solving all these huge problems with like yeah,
Speaker 1: because we stopped only relying on like the dumbest, most insulated, privileged,
Speaker 1: like five percent of the population. Like that helps a lot.
Speaker 1: It's not just white men from northern Europe who are
Speaker 1: contributing to the fucking advancement of the human species. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe my iPhone wouldn't take screenshots every time I turned
Speaker 1: down the volume, huge jobs. All right, let's take a break,
Speaker 1: we'll be right back, and we're back, and let's let's
Speaker 1: just get into this. I mean, I've been I've been
Speaker 1: chopping at the bit ever since I saw that sixty
Speaker 1: Minutes was going to do a story on UFOs. I
Speaker 1: wanted a K A U a p S. Unidentified aerial phenomena,
Speaker 1: but this is you know, I wanted to be the
Speaker 1: cool guy who's like I knew all that ship, but
Speaker 1: the details, Yeah, exactly. It was like a long time ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had that instinct. But I'm really glad that that
Speaker 1: this U sixty minutes report came through. I think the
Speaker 1: details that I don't think had been fully absorbed in
Speaker 1: the mainstream media prior to the story that the story hit,
Speaker 1: these encounters like we're and are happening all the time.
Speaker 1: They have this naval aviator like pilot guy saying that
Speaker 1: like when he was flying missions off the East coast,
Speaker 1: he was seeing these things every day for two years there,
Speaker 1: he said, there every day. Yeah, So on one thing
Speaker 1: that made sense to me helped solve a problem for
Speaker 1: me that I always have, like the question of like
Speaker 1: why we don't we aren't seeing these all the time,
Speaker 1: other than that they're out over the ocean. That seems
Speaker 1: to be how they adapted to camera phones as they
Speaker 1: just moved out over the ocean. But wait, is that real?
Speaker 1: Are you just saying that? No? No, that that really
Speaker 1: seems to be where all the sightings are happening now
Speaker 1: is off the coast off because they realized they were
Speaker 1: getting seen too much because everyone has phones now, cameras,
Speaker 1: that's my suspicion. Interesting, So the one like really close
Speaker 1: up encounter that this gives a lot of detail on
Speaker 1: indicates that they're smaller than I remember hearing. And then
Speaker 1: they are in movies like which I think matters because
Speaker 1: if you've ever seen like a balloon float away into
Speaker 1: a clear blue sky, you like realize they disappear after
Speaker 1: about you know, a thousand feet, because like, yeah, we
Speaker 1: see like tiny specks of jumbo jets flying across the sky,
Speaker 1: so like, think about these these are they said about
Speaker 1: the size of a fighter jet. You're not going to
Speaker 1: see a fighter jet at at height. And also these things,
Speaker 1: they've seen them descend from eighty thousand feet down to
Speaker 1: sea level in a split second. Oh my god, they're
Speaker 1: more well sourced than I think the mainstream media. It's
Speaker 1: not like one person seeing it. The main inexplicable accounts
Speaker 1: are picked up by a radar. Then they scramble flights
Speaker 1: to go check it out. They see it with their eyes.
Speaker 1: The planes have infrared targeting cameras on them, they see them,
Speaker 1: they pick them up. And then the big detail that
Speaker 1: I think was new news is they had a highly
Speaker 1: ranked deputy Assistant director of Defense saying that they know
Speaker 1: because he's like high enough he can say for sure
Speaker 1: that this is not the U. S. Military, Like, this
Speaker 1: isn't some US military technology? Like the U. S. Military is,
Speaker 1: Like what the funk is going on? Whoa? And this
Speaker 1: was all? This was on sixty minutes last night. And
Speaker 1: as someone who knew all this stuff kind of going
Speaker 1: into it, did you watch the piece last night? And yeah,
Speaker 1: was that the only thing that you kind of learned
Speaker 1: last night? Well, so I'm gonna play this uh five
Speaker 1: minute clip for you guys. So they also got the
Speaker 1: people who saw one of the more mind blowing and
Speaker 1: inexplicable ones who are you know, just dorky like pilots
Speaker 1: like in their fifties, who are just describe it and
Speaker 1: like you can see that their brand doesn't want to
Speaker 1: accept it as they're talking through it. But it's just
Speaker 1: I just want to I just want you guys can't wait.
Speaker 1: The government has ignored it, at least publicly, since closing
Speaker 1: its Project Bluebook investigation in ninety nine, but that began
Speaker 1: to change after an incident off southern California in two
Speaker 1: thousand four, which was documented by radar by camera and
Speaker 1: four naval aviators. We spoke to two of them, David Fraverer,
Speaker 1: a graduate of the top Gun Naval Flight School. Again
Speaker 1: kind of a dorky looking dude with glasses, gray hair,
Speaker 1: jeans and a blazer. Lieutenant Alex Dietrich, who has a
Speaker 1: woman like a high school principle. I never wanted to
Speaker 1: be on national TV. No offense. So why are you
Speaker 1: doing this? Because I was in a government aircraft, because
Speaker 1: I was on the clock, and so I feel a
Speaker 1: responsibility to to share what I can and it is unclassified. Okay.
Speaker 1: It was November two thousand four and the U s S.
Speaker 1: Nimits Carrier Strike Group was training about one hundred miles
Speaker 1: southwest of San Diego for a week. The advanced new
Speaker 1: radar on a nearby ship, the U S. S. Princeton,
Speaker 1: had detected what operators called multiple anomalous aerial vehicles over
Speaker 1: the horizon, descending eighty thousand feet in less than a second.
Speaker 1: November four, Favor and Dietrich, each with a weapons system
Speaker 1: officer in the back seat, were diverted to investigate. They
Speaker 1: found an area of royaling whitewater the size of a
Speaker 1: seven thirty seven in an otherwise calm blue sea. So
Speaker 1: as we're looking at her back seaters, skipper do you
Speaker 1: and about that got out? I said, dude, do you
Speaker 1: do you see that thing down there? And we saw
Speaker 1: this little white tic tac looking object and it's just
Speaker 1: kind of moving above the white water area. As Dietrix
Speaker 1: just like indicating like a sling sort of spiraling down
Speaker 1: the tic tac still point in north south. It goes
Speaker 1: and just turns abruptly. As I'm coming down, it starts
Speaker 1: coming up. So it's it's mimicking your moves. It was
Speaker 1: where we were there, he said. It was about the
Speaker 1: size of his F eight team, with no markings, no wings,
Speaker 1: no exhaust plumes. How close I can get? So I
Speaker 1: go like this and it's climbing still and it gets
Speaker 1: right in front of me, it just disappears, disappears, disappears
Speaker 1: like gone, it had sped off. What are you thinking?
Speaker 1: So your your mind tries to make sense of it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to categorize this as maybe a helicopter or
Speaker 1: maybe a draw own. And when it disappeared, I mean
Speaker 1: it was just did your backseaters see this too? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was four of us in the airplanes literally watching
Speaker 1: this thing for roughly about five minutes. Seconds later, the
Speaker 1: Princeton reacquired the target. Sixty miles away. Another crew managed
Speaker 1: to briefly lock onto it with a targeting camera before
Speaker 1: it's zipped off again. Yeah, all right, we can stop there,
Speaker 1: but do we get to see it. They didn't get
Speaker 1: any Yeah, they didn't get the footage, So sixty miles away,
Speaker 1: someone else picks it up, like right away, so right
Speaker 1: then a blank of an eye. It was six yeah,
Speaker 1: and the yeah it's there. There are so the tic
Speaker 1: tech thing has been corroborated, like you've probably seen the
Speaker 1: radar footage or the I think it's infrared camera targeting footage,
Speaker 1: like the thing that they usually target enemy vehicles with
Speaker 1: locked onto it, and you can actually hear the people
Speaker 1: be like, because it's really hard to lay get something
Speaker 1: moving that fast, Like they just not nothing moves that fast.
Speaker 1: So like that's like our technology isn't equipped to even
Speaker 1: pick these things up for them. WHOA yeah, and now
Speaker 1: we've got Marco Rubio out here, who's like we gotta
Speaker 1: get to the bottom of Marco Rubio with him, I know.
Speaker 1: Also also somebody who appears to be I don't know,
Speaker 1: he's rotting from the inside as well. What's the what's
Speaker 1: the what are we doing with? What's going to happen?
Speaker 1: What does what does this mean? That's the thing, Like,
Speaker 1: that's what is so interesting about it to me is
Speaker 1: that there's just not like there's yeah, the Pentagon is
Speaker 1: not known to be like I don't know, man, it's
Speaker 1: fucking trippy. Uh the crash and everything do you I
Speaker 1: don't know about that stuff? Like I I think that's
Speaker 1: like there's so much like bullshit upon bullshit upon bullshit,
Speaker 1: like cal stuff over it that it's really hard to
Speaker 1: like get to the original details of it. And like
Speaker 1: they I basically believe in like these very specific instances
Speaker 1: where we have like multiple corroborating things and also technology
Speaker 1: that spots the stuff um, and we have the military
Speaker 1: being like, yo, we don't know, we're kind of freaked
Speaker 1: out if you guys have any ideas like That's what's
Speaker 1: also interesting is that they're now telling like in the past,
Speaker 1: I think we didn't see many instances like this, because
Speaker 1: they even say after that, they're like, we've talked over
Speaker 1: beers and said, if it had just been us out there,
Speaker 1: we never would have brought this up, like we never
Speaker 1: would have admitted to what we had seen because it
Speaker 1: would have been so weird. But because there were four
Speaker 1: of us who could all be like I swear that
Speaker 1: I saw it, they saw it like we all saw
Speaker 1: the same thing. So there's probably all sorts of cases
Speaker 1: like this are similar where people were just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to seem like I'm so they're
Speaker 1: trying to do it. They're trying to big little lies it.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Y'all were there, y'all know
Speaker 1: what happened? Right? Have you guys seen anything before? I
Speaker 1: have not, neither. I thought I was stargazing and the
Speaker 1: Cayman Islands was really dark, and I thought I saw
Speaker 1: something and it would like move wherever I looked. It
Speaker 1: was like what I thought was a satellite, you know
Speaker 1: that you follow it, and then it would move, and
Speaker 1: then I realized it was one of those floaters in
Speaker 1: your eyes try to trace and it keeps going like
Speaker 1: you can't ever catch up with it. It's almost like
Speaker 1: I can predict the movements. So the skeptics all like,
Speaker 1: I think a lot of these things are like, you know,
Speaker 1: a spot on the level or weather balloons. I mean
Speaker 1: that was the sixties version, but I think some of
Speaker 1: them really are weather balloons. Sometimes that because they're so
Speaker 1: far away and because they're big, like it just sucks
Speaker 1: people's perception. But stuff like this doesn't like that doesn't
Speaker 1: make any sense. And yeah, and you have like shook
Speaker 1: pilots who are like, I didn't really want to ever
Speaker 1: talk about this on TV. This makes me feel very uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I didn't have to tell you that hearing
Speaker 1: that story. The fact that like someone isn't like has
Speaker 1: like a stores and bickle like volcano vaporizer next to them,
Speaker 1: like spike hair, and he's like, no, man, I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: so I know what I saw. It's totally That's the thing.
Speaker 1: It's when is someone uh tells you what they saw,
Speaker 1: and that you just know they're not the type of
Speaker 1: person that would ever like the that. It's hard for them.
Speaker 1: They had to like really look deep inside to even
Speaker 1: admit because they're so embarrassed that they even saw this.
Speaker 1: And that's when you're like, this is the ship's real? Yeah.
Speaker 1: She was like, that's the other thing is people A
Speaker 1: lot of people's explanations are it's a drone or it's
Speaker 1: like some sort of enemy thing, and she was like,
Speaker 1: I was trying to make it that in my mind
Speaker 1: as it was coming up, even though wasn't moving like
Speaker 1: that and like the stuff that was doing couldn't really
Speaker 1: do that. But then when it like zipped sixty miles
Speaker 1: away in a split second, I realized, like I was
Speaker 1: looking at something like you can't you need something to
Speaker 1: like literally break your brain to uh. I think for
Speaker 1: a certain type of person who is, like you know, military,
Speaker 1: been trained to just like if everything is understandable black
Speaker 1: and white. Yeah, Yeah, that's why when you see magic
Speaker 1: sometimes you're like, I know that just broke my brain.
Speaker 1: But I know you're human, like you know that there's
Speaker 1: a trick and this one is just David Blade was
Speaker 1: nowhere to be found I personally believe in magic. I
Speaker 1: think all magicians are evil warlocks. But and I hope
Speaker 1: you do because you always have a friend wearing big
Speaker 1: red shoes. That's true, Nikki. It has been a pleasure
Speaker 1: having you back on t d Z. Where can people
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Speaker 1: there a tweet or some of the work of social
Speaker 1: media you've been enjoying, Yeah, I've been. I really recommend
Speaker 1: following the guy from Eve six, of the lead singer
Speaker 1: Eve six. He got a lot of press when he
Speaker 1: first started tweeting really honestly. But yeah, if you just
Speaker 1: at Eve six on Twitter, he just like talks about
Speaker 1: He said that, I think the tweet that got it's
Speaker 1: Eve six with the number six at Eve sex. I
Speaker 1: think it was he first got a lot of like
Speaker 1: attention because he tweeted I was literally a virgin when
Speaker 1: I wrote the heart in a Blender song. I think
Speaker 1: that opened up. He just talks. He tweets honestly about
Speaker 1: pop culture and about music and about music politics politics.
Speaker 1: You know Third Eye Blind, you know, the least singer
Speaker 1: of Third I Blind apparently told him that he was
Speaker 1: gonna fun his girlfriend like in person and just like
Speaker 1: he just gives you. He's just always tweeting. Is really
Speaker 1: funny and um and really honest and uh, probably she
Speaker 1: could be canceled for many of the things he says,
Speaker 1: but I enjoy his feet a lot. Nice miles. Where
Speaker 1: can people find you and what's the tweet you've been enjoying?
Speaker 1: Find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Gray.
Speaker 1: Also the other podcast four twenty Day Fiance. You know,
Speaker 1: we're just talking ninety day and let's see some tweets
Speaker 1: that I like. First, one is from thick Hums at
Speaker 1: Missing Rock Pick. Someone once said Twitter is a sociology
Speaker 1: seminar where no one has done the reading, but everyone
Speaker 1: is speaking. I think about it all the time. That
Speaker 1: does feel like that. Becca O'Neill at Beck O'Neil tweeting
Speaker 1: When I see a bunch of green circles on my
Speaker 1: I G stories, I feel like this man right here
Speaker 1: and it's varies from Game of Thrones with like a fan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when you know you're in that close friends so cool,
Speaker 1: you do feel like you're getting the tip. Oh man,
Speaker 1: I am not in any of those alright. You can
Speaker 1: find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien uh tweet
Speaker 1: I'm enjoying. Joel Kim Booster tweeted were you bored or
Speaker 1: were you bore? Ring and Claire Parker tweeted all my
Speaker 1: hydration comes from the iced coffee runoff SIPs when you
Speaker 1: drink the melted ice. Yes, she's one of my favorite people.
Speaker 1: She's a good friend of mine. That's so funny and
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Speaker 1: we link off to the information that we talked about
Speaker 1: in today's episode, as well as the song we ride
Speaker 1: out on miles What song are we not riding out on?
Speaker 1: We are recommending people, recommending that you check it out
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Speaker 1: I will say is I will pick up these artists. Uh,
Speaker 1: this one's from River Tiber. We've gone out on a
Speaker 1: River Tiber track maybe a few years ago. But um,
Speaker 1: the new ships out and it's really dope. It's called
Speaker 1: Hypnotized and it's just got a great River Tiber has
Speaker 1: is great production. Has worked with a lot of artists
Speaker 1: that you really like, I recommend the work, but this
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