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Speaker 1: Weekly Zeitgeist. Uh These are some of our favorite segments
Speaker 1: from this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment
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Speaker 1: the Weekly Zeitgeist. We're thrilled to be joined in our
Speaker 1: third seat by the very face of Mount Zepmar. She
Speaker 1: is the brilliant, the hilarious, the talented Jamie Love a
Speaker 1: k A straight out of Brocton. I'm an ice resurfacing
Speaker 1: Zammy can't make an emoji, so people call me Yammy.
Speaker 1: Never called soft. That's not my dentist. Cough. My mouth
Speaker 1: was open and she sneezed with her mask off. Mask off,
Speaker 1: Uncle Brew shout out Brockton mass every day all the time.
Speaker 1: I was just I'm not joking. I just watched I
Speaker 1: watched a little poopy again over the weekend. Brockton legend.
Speaker 1: It was an old video I was telling I was
Speaker 1: I didn't tell us something. I thought of something that
Speaker 1: you ever do this where you were going to offer
Speaker 1: something in a conversation and then you don't say it
Speaker 1: and then you think of it later, like wait, I
Speaker 1: want to explore that curiosity on my own that I
Speaker 1: didn't have the courage to say out loud. And then
Speaker 1: I just watched the first Little Poopy video. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he has something going. Little Poopy was such a Yeah
Speaker 1: that was That was a big local moment. Everyone was
Speaker 1: so excited. There's like every one exciting thing happens in
Speaker 1: Brockton every six to seven years. What's the what was
Speaker 1: what's been since Little Poopy? And he was on the
Speaker 1: Rap Life with Jermaine dupri The most. The most recent
Speaker 1: thing that's happened in Brockton that everyone I know from
Speaker 1: high school was really on top of was that they
Speaker 1: filmed a couple of scenes from the new Adam McKay
Speaker 1: movie about climate change in Brockton and Jenna for Lawrence
Speaker 1: and Timothy Shallomy we're making out in Brackton. That was
Speaker 1: pretty exciting for us. It's kind of because Brockton is
Speaker 1: used in movies every once in a while, but it's
Speaker 1: only used to be like, Hey, isn't this a fucked
Speaker 1: up looking place, like it's like the Apocalypse. Yeah, Brockton
Speaker 1: appears in the movie Detroit as Detroit It's a brock Olypse. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's a brock olypse now, but Brockton's misunderstood. It's the
Speaker 1: greatest place in the world. And you know that because
Speaker 1: the Timothy Shalomy was kissing there. Do you kiss just anywhere?
Speaker 1: I don't think now I missed Little Poopy, but he's
Speaker 1: is he still out here? What's I mean? I don't
Speaker 1: know about little Poopy in a while and he's like
Speaker 1: adult Poopy. Yeah, now he's like big Poopy. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: compacted ship in the Coleman like. I don't know what
Speaker 1: he is now, but he's he's Yeah, Mr Mr Feces
Speaker 1: Year JB. We like task our guests. What is something
Speaker 1: from your search history that is revealing about who you are,
Speaker 1: what you're up to, that sort of thing you know
Speaker 1: I've been doing. I got these two two big gass dogs, man,
Speaker 1: So you know washing the big gass dogs is a tour,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Yeah, I'm telling you, man,
Speaker 1: how big are we talking? I got two Gordon centers, man,
Speaker 1: they both two year old siblings. See here's the thing
Speaker 1: that they have not developed. It is maybe it's out there.
Speaker 1: I've I've been googling and see if they have a
Speaker 1: power washer for a dog, you know, I mean something
Speaker 1: something that can get bound, not hurt them, but get
Speaker 1: into the fur and clean it real good from their
Speaker 1: from their skin outward, and pull all the grime and dirt.
Speaker 1: Because these dogs run around and fight on goddamn day,
Speaker 1: got slobber all with it, got their neck like they
Speaker 1: didn't mean to think of these dolls. These dogs wrestle.
Speaker 1: They're fucking diving the pool. Sometimes. I got time to
Speaker 1: get the funk out the pool, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So and they go behind my trees. I gotta I
Speaker 1: gotta roll trees, privacy trees. They will be behind the
Speaker 1: trees and run between the trees and the fence. They
Speaker 1: squeeze behind there. They hunt for lizards all day. They
Speaker 1: love them. They know they love sucking lizards. Man, they
Speaker 1: love them like I love candy fish. They're like sucking lizards.
Speaker 1: They love them. And they just lizards all day. And
Speaker 1: then they moves every morning, these sucking ducks, these fucking
Speaker 1: crazy ducks laying in my pool every morning, and every
Speaker 1: morning open my eyes because I have my little patio
Speaker 1: door up and I can see the pool when I
Speaker 1: get up, and the and the sucking ducks, two or
Speaker 1: three ducks a fan. It's a family of them and
Speaker 1: they many how many times they get the funk out
Speaker 1: my pool? They come back every morning like ducks don't
Speaker 1: understand uh Franity or English at all. You know, you
Speaker 1: you think about now they would know get the funk
Speaker 1: out my pool because I said enough times. And I'm
Speaker 1: sure I'm not the only one in the neighborhood. But
Speaker 1: what he's sucking. Dudes are using the landing plaid pad
Speaker 1: into my damn pool every morning, and my dogs love
Speaker 1: to chase him. So every morning I opened the door,
Speaker 1: let the dogs chase him away. It's a game. Now,
Speaker 1: almost play games with each other. You know that the
Speaker 1: ducks are sucking with the dog. The squirrels are working
Speaker 1: with the dogs. The squirrels sit on top of the
Speaker 1: fence knowing the dogs can't reach them, and the tail
Speaker 1: and the tail is just moving like like like you
Speaker 1: can't get this baby. You know what I'm saying. You
Speaker 1: gotta ladder, a doggy ladder. But I was searching to
Speaker 1: see if there's anyway I can get down without having
Speaker 1: to scrub. I's found an hour a piece on these
Speaker 1: dogs watching them, you know, So I was looking for
Speaker 1: this mobile several mobile dogie groomers. They got a van.
Speaker 1: It's equipped with all the ship they need. You know,
Speaker 1: you got the water built in already, and they wash
Speaker 1: your dog for you, right, wash your dog. Then they
Speaker 1: do somethingwhere but no charge, no extra charge. They do
Speaker 1: the antal glands or something like that. I said what
Speaker 1: the first I said, what the fun is that? Right?
Speaker 1: You feel me? What the fun is that? And why
Speaker 1: is it free for you? Yea? What? Hey? The way
Speaker 1: I see it, if they offer it must be something
Speaker 1: I was supposed to be doing when I watched my dog.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. And you know I'm not
Speaker 1: qualified to do the anal antal probe and ship and
Speaker 1: I'm not qualified that it's supposed to be just legendary stink.
Speaker 1: That's my second search. So I was like, am I
Speaker 1: supposed to a certain google? Am I supposed to check
Speaker 1: my dogs? Ain't no glands? To make sure? You know?
Speaker 1: Is this something I'm supposed to do? I'm washing them?
Speaker 1: You know what the what is my responsibility to the
Speaker 1: to the annual glands as an owner? Right? As an owner?
Speaker 1: So but they provide that service for you and threw
Speaker 1: that in there, So I'm guessing that's what they do
Speaker 1: when they come to mobile groom comes from something. It's
Speaker 1: funny that you brought up the pressure washer, because I
Speaker 1: was just reading a story about there was a like
Speaker 1: a car like a self car wash place where the
Speaker 1: owners are getting mad because someone keeps bringing their horses there.
Speaker 1: Oh they're just hitting their horses with their car washer
Speaker 1: and then just getting out real quick. If you put you,
Speaker 1: if you if you're further enough back and it's not
Speaker 1: you know, the closer you get there, that's gonna hurt
Speaker 1: them back. Now it's gonna spread out, it's gonna spread
Speaker 1: and get nice. No, that was the idea. I think
Speaker 1: the same owner was like, yeah, this distance, I can
Speaker 1: get all my horses done in about fifteen Wait one
Speaker 1: of those like sponge cave things. They were just riding
Speaker 1: their horse through that. Yeah, like no, no, no, you
Speaker 1: know how like some of them like you see in
Speaker 1: l a like it'll be like a concrete stall. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: just scr yeah, not like not a a horse is
Speaker 1: a fucking vehicle. So you can't sit there and say
Speaker 1: a horse not a vehicle classified that's somebody. That is
Speaker 1: someone's car. That horse is someone's transportation. In the fucking car.
Speaker 1: So you can't exclude a horse from from the equation
Speaker 1: that measure all vehicles in horsepower, Like they're the original,
Speaker 1: their original vehicle. Don't hate lawsuit? Yeah, what is something
Speaker 1: you think is overrated? Kate? Okay? The number for Okay,
Speaker 1: this is kind of a hot take, but it ties
Speaker 1: into what I think is underrated, which is the number
Speaker 1: sixty nine. Yeah, I think we talked about at listen.
Speaker 1: I love weed. I smoke it pretty much every day
Speaker 1: in some form. But you know, I think in terms
Speaker 1: of like funny numbers and like good numbers, I think
Speaker 1: sixty nine is way better, way better. No one can
Speaker 1: get a straight story on what it even means, Like
Speaker 1: is it like the police code for weed like or
Speaker 1: is it something old friends from the Northwest, that group
Speaker 1: of friends like who cares? Like no one knows that.
Speaker 1: It's not a clear backstory. It's like confusing. It's I'm like,
Speaker 1: sixty nine is so you get exactly what you're looking at.
Speaker 1: Sixty nine is funny, Like it's one of those things
Speaker 1: where like I'll be on Reddit and an up vote,
Speaker 1: I'll be I'll see something at sixty eight and I'll
Speaker 1: be like, ah, maybe I'm gonna get that to sixty
Speaker 1: nine and then you just kind of see you like,
Speaker 1: and then you keep moving like there's a little more
Speaker 1: mischief involved with sixty nine four twenty. This is coming
Speaker 1: from somebody who again you heard my A K A.
Speaker 1: I love the weed. I have a podcast called four
Speaker 1: D Fiance, but it's not because I think this ship
Speaker 1: is like the funniest thing, just like shorthand for weed.
Speaker 1: But whenever you oh, I'm actually getting it laser off,
Speaker 1: that's a It's a whole it's a whole story. It's
Speaker 1: becoming like beer a clock right like it's wasn't it.
Speaker 1: I think I was saying Joe Kim Booster I think
Speaker 1: posted something about how in four twenties, especially like the holiday,
Speaker 1: because we just had the quote unquote holiday or whatever,
Speaker 1: the day for twenty feels like very specifically millennial and
Speaker 1: will probably end with us because like now that we're
Speaker 1: in a world where there's recreational legal weed, it's not
Speaker 1: as counter culture. And I even find myself like having
Speaker 1: to I did so much work on for it. I've
Speaker 1: never worked harder on four twenty in my life. This
Speaker 1: last year, Oh yeah, I'm like I was on like
Speaker 1: nine live streams because I've distilled my whole identity to
Speaker 1: weed and like you gotta come here smoke this and
Speaker 1: talk about this. But like you were doing a marathon
Speaker 1: of weed smoking. It was just too much. But I
Speaker 1: think it does feel like now that it's gone, Like
Speaker 1: it's not like, yo, we could get we get kicked
Speaker 1: out a fucking everywhere for this ship now, just like
Speaker 1: can you smoke weed over there? It's it's it's I
Speaker 1: think there was a time when four twenty had a
Speaker 1: lot of magic to it, especially like when we were younger,
Speaker 1: you know. I was like when I found out about
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, Like, that's a funny number.
Speaker 1: Let's say it all the time, let's put it in
Speaker 1: our aim screen names, you know. Like But now now
Speaker 1: as I'm mature and weed is legal, Yeah, it's it's
Speaker 1: lost some of the magic. And I'm way more into
Speaker 1: sixty nine these days. And yeah, funnier six six six?
Speaker 1: Where would you put that on the Oh wow, six
Speaker 1: six six might be number two behind sixty nine? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think so six is great. Sixty six point six,
Speaker 1: like any variation of six. Yea, Now that I think
Speaker 1: about what your take is it's really about the offense
Speaker 1: that it causes. Because we live in a very puritanical society.
Speaker 1: The idea of sixty nine can you can can cause
Speaker 1: an older person to be six six six? We got
Speaker 1: the whole satanic panic. But again, Weed, it's just not
Speaker 1: it's lost. Weeds lost that sort of ability to to
Speaker 1: access people's pearl clutching reflex. Yeah, the edge isn't there,
Speaker 1: the edges They're sorry, Grandma. Sixty nine is happening, whether
Speaker 1: you like it or not. So is do people like
Speaker 1: make a big deal of June ninth, Like does that
Speaker 1: come into play? That's why I wanted to bring this
Speaker 1: up because I wanted to like soft pitch this to
Speaker 1: you guys, Like what if we did make June nine
Speaker 1: like sixty nine day and we like kind of like
Speaker 1: started it can start right here on this podcast episode.
Speaker 1: Maybe a campaign to get everyone sixty nine ng on
Speaker 1: sixty nine or just celebrating sixty nine culture, which is
Speaker 1: you know, mutually beneficial joy. Yeah, and you know, come,
Speaker 1: it's all about it's all about dual com dual power.
Speaker 1: And now you know, funk D Day, what the who
Speaker 1: gives this ship about June six? You know what I
Speaker 1: mean June ninth, Oh, my bad, June ninth. I'm thinking
Speaker 1: to June six. June wait six nine, See, I'm so
Speaker 1: bad with numbers. June ninth, What happened anything good? I
Speaker 1: just want to make sure we're not I don't want
Speaker 1: to step on another four eleven BC and his own
Speaker 1: life in the Athenian coup Um. Isn't four twenty also
Speaker 1: like Hitler's birthday? Yeah, yeah, so that's I guess we
Speaker 1: need something to overshadow that a little bit. But the
Speaker 1: Nazis already funk with four. I'm not saying like end
Speaker 1: four twenty the holiday. I'm just saying, like, let's build
Speaker 1: up June. Yeah, I'm kind of I'm kind of four
Speaker 1: ending four twenty as aig. It's because it's not a
Speaker 1: it's not really a holiday, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's and plus I'm at this point most of us
Speaker 1: now who are like used to be like yeah, man
Speaker 1: twenty when we're smoking weed to get by, So it's
Speaker 1: not the same shop we need it now. I don't.
Speaker 1: I think is great and we should continue to take
Speaker 1: it back from the Nazis. But I do like this
Speaker 1: idea of number ranks. Yeah, it's plummeting in terms of value. Yes,
Speaker 1: May fourth being bringing up the rear. I'm assuming May
Speaker 1: the fourth be with you with you? Yeah, that that
Speaker 1: can that's fine. Yeah, that cann I mean I don't
Speaker 1: celebrate that one because I'm like not a Star Wars fan,
Speaker 1: but I celebrate that one. By sixty nine. That's you
Speaker 1: can celebrate any holiday by sixty nine. That's the beauty
Speaker 1: of sixty nine. But I think it needs its own day,
Speaker 1: you know, like it needs six. I mean, it's so
Speaker 1: it's right there in the in the numbers, six nine,
Speaker 1: and yeah, June nine is is lacking, Yeah, in terms
Speaker 1: of like what actually you know, like there's not something
Speaker 1: huge happening. It's like a lot of historical things happening
Speaker 1: around that date, but nothing. We're like, al right, six nine, right,
Speaker 1: Like we need a we need a holiday at that time,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, like a month before like fourth of July ish,
Speaker 1: Like let's like have a holiday on June ninth. It's
Speaker 1: a good time for it. Yeah, And it is like
Speaker 1: kind of the beginning of horny season, the beginning yeah,
Speaker 1: Horney summer, horny summer vibes, Like let's have a horny
Speaker 1: we have no horny holidays, Like I guess Valentine's Day
Speaker 1: is like the only horny holiday we have, and that
Speaker 1: I don't consider it. And that's laborious. It's like that's like,
Speaker 1: that's like, if that's the horny is we have, like
Speaker 1: we can do better. It's you know what, this is
Speaker 1: perfect because it's the solstice this year's June, and you
Speaker 1: need like eleven days just to warm your body up
Speaker 1: for official horny season. So six nine, you six nine,
Speaker 1: get ready for June. Longest day? Yeah, I mean the
Speaker 1: longest day of sixty Yeah, let's have some babies born
Speaker 1: nine months? Actually I guess not. Yeah, you can't have
Speaker 1: a baby from six and that's why it's also it's
Speaker 1: about it. Why do you want to have one of
Speaker 1: those let's dot's keep it mouth baby only. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: like a ya who answers question pregnant from sixty nine? Yes?
Speaker 1: What is uh? I mean? I don't think I have
Speaker 1: to ask what's something that's underrated? I think we just
Speaker 1: are that. I've been thinking about this a lot, like
Speaker 1: I'm I'm very passionate about it. Yeah, it's been on
Speaker 1: my mind. Yeah, they make it look as they are
Speaker 1: numbers that make you laugh. But in terms of raw power,
Speaker 1: like you could power a car off of sixty nine.
Speaker 1: It transcends even being a number, like it is a picture,
Speaker 1: it's a painting because I think of like the first
Speaker 1: time my friend Ty, he was like a few years
Speaker 1: older than me, he told me, like, you know what
Speaker 1: sixty nine how you learned about when you're a kid.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what the what said? He goes.
Speaker 1: So he's like he's like, okay, so here's the six
Speaker 1: and the nine and I was like all right, and
Speaker 1: then he like but then he took them and he
Speaker 1: like tried to manipulate them so that the tail of
Speaker 1: the six and then they went into each other's like
Speaker 1: and then that's like when you both do that, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: but what is what is head? Right? This is very
Speaker 1: early on in my life. I was like, okay, got
Speaker 1: that part um, but I don't know what these other
Speaker 1: things like blows on it? What a blow job? Like?
Speaker 1: So they're like you so crazy. It's so crazy when
Speaker 1: you're like a kid and you find out what blow
Speaker 1: jobs are. I remember being just like that's not real,
Speaker 1: Like that's a joke, Like that's stupid, that's where the
Speaker 1: pep goes. I was like so blown away, and you
Speaker 1: know it's it's it's forever funny, it's ever funny. It
Speaker 1: is it's a fun like catching your parents having sex. Gross,
Speaker 1: catching your parents sixty is not like that's funny. You
Speaker 1: gotta just so you would wait, would you rather catch
Speaker 1: your parents sixty nine or having sex? I mean rather
Speaker 1: want them under the covers. But you gotta see, you gotta,
Speaker 1: you gotta, you gotta fucking take this in with your eyes.
Speaker 1: Which what will cause less trauma? Sixty nine would cause
Speaker 1: less trauma because you have you have a laugh about it?
Speaker 1: You you guys, Okay, just like what are they because
Speaker 1: someone who have to say something and they're gonna have
Speaker 1: genitals in their mouth. Yeah, like if the if, the
Speaker 1: if the birds and the bees talk was just about
Speaker 1: sixty nine, not about anything else, Like actually, that'd be
Speaker 1: like way less pressure. Yeah, that would be a great
Speaker 1: psychological experiment like to do where somebody just explains that
Speaker 1: as the only sex act and see like how the
Speaker 1: person grows up. You know, like they're those psychologists who
Speaker 1: like raise their kids not knowing like never describing a
Speaker 1: color or something like that one pain or using the
Speaker 1: word pain and using things like sensations and I think
Speaker 1: people trying to do with language full cling on to
Speaker 1: see how that turned out. I mean that would I
Speaker 1: think that would create better outcomes, equitable outcomes for people
Speaker 1: to know that it's about, you know, mutual satisfaction. Right.
Speaker 1: You think by saying that, you're already establishing the relationship
Speaker 1: of this synergistic sex act where one in the two
Speaker 1: people have to to to supply each other with the
Speaker 1: pleasure rather than like fucking, because then you go down
Speaker 1: something just searching weird porno and you'd be like, just
Speaker 1: just pump away. That's it. Exact literature, and it transcends
Speaker 1: like sexuality, gender like anyone can sixty nine anyone Like
Speaker 1: you don't have to presume your kids are going to
Speaker 1: be like doing you know, straight straight sex. Right. It
Speaker 1: keeps it vague, keeping general descriptions. Yo, your mouth on
Speaker 1: what they got, their mouth on, what you got. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. That's all you needed to pop in, baby,
Speaker 1: And they're like Mr. Graid that we've got a lot
Speaker 1: of complaints, uh for whatever you're teaching when you're substituting
Speaker 1: in the math for you Yeah, okay, six plus nine
Speaker 1: h equals uh satisfied partner. Okay, okay, what are we
Speaker 1: learning about? Are you're only doing division yet? Okay? I forgot.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, kids. I was just thinking. The two things
Speaker 1: we've projected is a world where the Titanic doesn't sink
Speaker 1: and a world where sixty nine is the basis for
Speaker 1: explaining all sex. Let's do it better world. What what
Speaker 1: is something you think is underrated? Underrated? And if any
Speaker 1: of you listeners follow my Twitter, you're seeing me talking
Speaker 1: about this a lot recently. Is this artist named Swarty
Speaker 1: Swarty and I texted Miles about this yesterday. Swarty is
Speaker 1: this artist who was formerly of the group The m
Speaker 1: Machine and has struck out on their own solo. I
Speaker 1: used to I mean struck out is I feel it's
Speaker 1: the wrong phrase because it means to go out in
Speaker 1: your own, but it also has the implication of like
Speaker 1: failing because you strike out, but like they have gone
Speaker 1: out on their own to the exactly home run on
Speaker 1: their own as this as this odd yes, in my
Speaker 1: personal opinion, as this artist extra basis. I don't know
Speaker 1: what that means, but it's just, you know, in this
Speaker 1: time of everybody doing all of these like internet based
Speaker 1: live sets like as music has tried to continue on
Speaker 1: in the world of places like Twitch and YouTube and
Speaker 1: livestream format. You see a lot of people doing performances
Speaker 1: where it's like their band or their DJ set either
Speaker 1: in front of a green screen or in their garage
Speaker 1: or something, and it's like, that's really all people have
Speaker 1: right now. It's like, I don't expect everyone to be
Speaker 1: performing on a fake, huge stage or even a real
Speaker 1: stage of any kind. But when someone takes the medium
Speaker 1: of like a film performance of some kind and really
Speaker 1: goes all out with it, I just have an extra
Speaker 1: appreciate for that. Appreciation for that. And this set from
Speaker 1: this festival called Secret Sky hosted by Porter Robinson, this
Speaker 1: artist Swarty did probably my favorite performance I've seen over
Speaker 1: the last year. I could not recommend it enough. Thirty
Speaker 1: five minutes long beginning to end, so well produced, directed
Speaker 1: by this like master puppeteer, has all of this awesome music,
Speaker 1: an awesome profle I just like, I really can't recommend
Speaker 1: it enough. So if you have an opportunity to go
Speaker 1: look up swarty Secret Sky set on YouTube and you
Speaker 1: will not be disappointed. Now we're gonna need a spelling
Speaker 1: on that because when I go Swarty, the first thing
Speaker 1: that comes up is urban dictionary, a game played by
Speaker 1: homosexuals in which they use their penises in the place
Speaker 1: of swords, replicating the popular sport of fencing. Uh it
Speaker 1: is is not that? So maybe it's swarty Swarty, but
Speaker 1: it's smw A r d A dictionary M Urban dictionaries.
Speaker 1: What we have now that YEAHO answers is gone. Uh
Speaker 1: just but yeah Swarty Secret skuy s w A r
Speaker 1: d Y Secret sky set on YouTube. You just sit back,
Speaker 1: relax and enjoy thirty five minutes of really enjoyable vibes
Speaker 1: and masterful poppetry. Very cool, very cool. Oh, by the way,
Speaker 1: two things that have been recently or I guess Anna
Speaker 1: was saying, Chad, uh is something worth checking out that
Speaker 1: while we're talking about underaged ship and I wanted to
Speaker 1: shout out shows on Amazon Prime. I'm on my second
Speaker 1: Amazon Prime streaming show that has no coverage, Like they
Speaker 1: don't even have reviews for the second and third season,
Speaker 1: Goliath with Billy Bob Thornton, and it's fucking good man
Speaker 1: compared like Netflix is guess all the attention because everyone
Speaker 1: has it. Nobody really pays attention. But like I watched
Speaker 1: Patriot before that it was fucking good. Uh and no,
Speaker 1: like you can't find very many people. There's just like
Speaker 1: a small subreddit talking about it. It took somebody to
Speaker 1: tell me to watch it for me to watch it,
Speaker 1: that's the one where to do it. Is like the
Speaker 1: CIA spook, but he does like folk music, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and yeah it's good, Like it's I don't know. If
Speaker 1: if it was on Netflix, people would be uh talking
Speaker 1: a lot about but instead it's on Earth fucker Bezos
Speaker 1: channel press. I feel like he gets too much bad
Speaker 1: press and I just want to shout him out toxic.
Speaker 1: But like for these people who are making good shows
Speaker 1: that are just getting buried on his shitty platform, like
Speaker 1: getting to see Billy Bob Thornton be a dirtbag lawyer
Speaker 1: is fun. Anyways. Uh, let's take a quick break and
Speaker 1: we'll be right back. And we're back, and let's talk
Speaker 1: about just vaccines in general. Uh, and how the Republicans
Speaker 1: are handling the whole situation on like, you know what,
Speaker 1: the fact that there is clear science saying this is
Speaker 1: good for the country. Yeah, what, so where are we at?
Speaker 1: Imagine telling your child sexiest missionary style their whole lives,
Speaker 1: and then you introduce something called sixty and you're like,
Speaker 1: what do you I talked? I thought it was it
Speaker 1: was just straight boring missionary. What is this sixty nine?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't like that. This is kind
Speaker 1: of where Republicans are at with screaming at their base
Speaker 1: about how no one knows what's going on with COVID,
Speaker 1: not even science, not even the doctors, not even the experts,
Speaker 1: So why are they making us do this stuff they
Speaker 1: don't even know? If you remember, that has been like
Speaker 1: the rhetorical thrust of their entire fucking everything they've been
Speaker 1: saying this last year. Nobody knows, who gives it, nobody
Speaker 1: knows anything. So there's a real problem now because on
Speaker 1: top of that, they also had, you know, Trump who
Speaker 1: almost died from the fucking virus and then refuse to
Speaker 1: let people see that he got vaccinated, even though he
Speaker 1: told people he did. He's like, I don't want them
Speaker 1: to see my up cover and you put a nup
Speaker 1: jewelish sheet over the my arm when the injection is
Speaker 1: giving sort of feels like what his vibes may have been.
Speaker 1: But to see that just to him and like a
Speaker 1: sleeveless going in for the man. We don't need to
Speaker 1: see him but just now. But if you're looking at
Speaker 1: the numbers, like clearly where the numbers are falling off
Speaker 1: in terms of inoculations, and like the people who want
Speaker 1: them seem to have been in the process of getting them,
Speaker 1: which leaves a huge chunk of people who are like
Speaker 1: not fucking with it at all. And when you look
Speaker 1: at who is not getting the vaccine, if you're a
Speaker 1: vaccine skeptic, uh, you might be a Republican because and
Speaker 1: mail essentially more than anything. And when you look at
Speaker 1: how herd immunity is absolutely what we need for any
Speaker 1: semblance of you know, the olden days to come back.
Speaker 1: You know, like that none of that's going to happen.
Speaker 1: We have millions of these assholes who are treating the
Speaker 1: vaccine like the last chance saloon for their toxic egos
Speaker 1: to put up a fight to be like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: not giving into this. This is the last thing I'll do.
Speaker 1: So now there's a thing called the Republican Doctors Caucus,
Speaker 1: where they're members of Congress who are also doctors, physicians, eugenicists,
Speaker 1: and they are here to give us stern talking to
Speaker 1: to the Republican voters that are passing like I'm good,
Speaker 1: I'm not getting that five G shot. And I want
Speaker 1: to play this commercial for you because it's so fucking
Speaker 1: creepy that I'm already becoming a vaccine skeptic based on
Speaker 1: all these Republicans being like, hey, man, you should get
Speaker 1: the shot. So here is the message from the concerned
Speaker 1: physicians of the Republican Party. You today not only as
Speaker 1: a United States Senator, but as a physician concerned for
Speaker 1: the health and safety of our nation, and today I
Speaker 1: want to talk with you about getting your COVID vaccine.
Speaker 1: Last year, the entire world was forced to face the
Speaker 1: COVID nineteen pandemic head on. And now wait, the American
Speaker 1: people have the opportunity to achieve peace of mind and
Speaker 1: live life as free as a boy choosing to receive
Speaker 1: a COVID nineteen vaccine. Okay, everybody had to wear their
Speaker 1: fucking doctor's coat to remind he's like, I'm not just
Speaker 1: a racist on TV. I'm a doctor on this side
Speaker 1: to also a Sioux chef, I mean doctor on the side.
Speaker 1: You can tell they all have the same face. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: blindness or do they all look exactly like it's wild,
Speaker 1: Like I could have drawn all these guys before this
Speaker 1: video started, and I've never seen them before in my life.
Speaker 1: And for people who have not seen this, you can
Speaker 1: catch you can see the link in the footnotes. But
Speaker 1: it has like it feels like a sketch where you're
Speaker 1: in a dystopian world where like you're like, wait, y'all
Speaker 1: are believing these people because like I'm already suspected them,
Speaker 1: Like just even though they're saying should, I'm like, that's right,
Speaker 1: people should, uh, you know, think about their futures and
Speaker 1: being healthy. Uh. This thing is two minutes long, but
Speaker 1: I just want to go. They start going on by
Speaker 1: talking about like how we will get our freedoms back,
Speaker 1: and they start using this freedom pitch, so I just
Speaker 1: want to play you, like the last thirty seconds the
Speaker 1: freedom to do whatever Bill Gates tells me exactly where
Speaker 1: this angry man and a lab coat tries to just
Speaker 1: softly encourage you to get your vaccination and were of
Speaker 1: doctors in the United States have already chosen to get vaccinated.
Speaker 1: I look forward to the freedom that I, along with
Speaker 1: my loved ones, will regain once the vast majority of
Speaker 1: are vaccinated. If everyone does their part in the coming week,
Speaker 1: will once again and be able to worship together as
Speaker 1: a congregation, gather with extended family. Okay, so there you go.
Speaker 1: They're on the freedom train. Yeah, we'll have freedom, you know,
Speaker 1: and doctors have been vaccinated. I don't know if that
Speaker 1: is going to necessarily convince those people. They're not very charismatic,
Speaker 1: should we say? The backdrop is also a giant syringe,
Speaker 1: which I don't think is the thing that you want
Speaker 1: to put forward, like at the front of your message
Speaker 1: to these people who are just clearly very scared of
Speaker 1: needles and don't like auchies and are trying to incorporate
Speaker 1: that into their into like some brave political belief. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what they need to put in the background is like
Speaker 1: a Brett Michael's concert, right. Yeah, it's almost like whoever
Speaker 1: made the video just searched COVID clip art yeacause so
Speaker 1: like just fucking archaic looking. But I just want to
Speaker 1: say this, remember the guy who just we saw in
Speaker 1: the lab coat who was like doctors blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: His name is Senator Roger Marshall, and he also, for
Speaker 1: some reason put out an op ed uh in the
Speaker 1: Kansas City Paper today kind of going against everything he
Speaker 1: just said in that video which he's towing this weird
Speaker 1: fucking line where he's just like, I don't know if
Speaker 1: you guys know what the heck is going on, because
Speaker 1: like he had to pivot to buy in bad or
Speaker 1: everything bad. I just want to read you some excerpts
Speaker 1: from this, he says. He talks on talking about why
Speaker 1: why are vaccination rates so low in Kansas? What's going on?
Speaker 1: He says, in fact, almost half of Kansas Kansas adults
Speaker 1: are uncertain about getting vaccinated. Why because, like with most
Speaker 1: information surrounding the virus, politicians and bureaucrats in Washington, d C.
Speaker 1: Have not been transparent or consistent as they share the
Speaker 1: science surrounding the vaccine. M oh Man, you were just
Speaker 1: trying to tell people, easy, nicey, nicey, get the vaccine,
Speaker 1: get the vaccine. Then you put out your op and
Speaker 1: be like, man, these people then they're doing they have
Speaker 1: they have these people on such off footing constantly. He
Speaker 1: then says federal bureaucrats have changed directions with no meaningful explanation,
Speaker 1: no endgame in sight, and no consistency and blaming Anthony Fauci.
Speaker 1: It's like we're young, Do you not forget you were?
Speaker 1: You were the problem, You were everything you just described.
Speaker 1: You were the virus with the politicians not being transparent
Speaker 1: or consistent. Yeah, I mean it does make me feel
Speaker 1: good that, like all the times that their central message
Speaker 1: is just incompatible with survival, Like it's just they can't
Speaker 1: they can't co exist like that ideology. And then just
Speaker 1: like anything about a healthy community, like they just can't
Speaker 1: do it, and so he has to completely contradict himself
Speaker 1: to to get out there, like that's gotta be killing
Speaker 1: them a little bit, right, like just slowly on the inside,
Speaker 1: Like it doesn't give you cancer if you're like going
Speaker 1: out there being like and I am a doctor also,
Speaker 1: so I know that that's where cancer comes from, going
Speaker 1: out there saying the medical truth and like a poorly
Speaker 1: produced video and then like screaming at the top of
Speaker 1: your loans they're lying to like that at a certain level,
Speaker 1: like your soul dies a little bit, you have to
Speaker 1: imply that they had a soul to begin with, Like
Speaker 1: I feel like most for the most part, like people
Speaker 1: like that like don't have an inner world, Like I
Speaker 1: don't think they like give them they're just they're just lizards.
Speaker 1: They are they're lizards out in the sun, baking in
Speaker 1: the hot l a weather. And then four and a
Speaker 1: load of sixty. But it really like I think with sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't know why, I don't know why it of
Speaker 1: local weather, but I had I don't know, we had
Speaker 1: just called genius comedy. It's a call back. And with
Speaker 1: and these Republican doctors, I think because more than anything,
Speaker 1: they when you're a Republican doctor, you don't take if
Speaker 1: you don't take the hippocratical, if you take the hypocritical
Speaker 1: motherfucker oath where you will constantly contradict yourself and not
Speaker 1: say anything consistent. And he goes on to just saying,
Speaker 1: bureaucrats can't keep us from worshiping, gathering with extended family,
Speaker 1: traveling near and far with friends, enjoying life mass free.
Speaker 1: I hope you'll join me in choosing to receive the vaccine.
Speaker 1: Where which one is it? You're mad at them, you're
Speaker 1: being like, yo, they fucked up. It's like they're because
Speaker 1: they're trying to keep the energy up that Biden bad still,
Speaker 1: but also like, let's be real, all the business owners
Speaker 1: that donate to me. They know people need to get
Speaker 1: vaccinated for their businesses to actually pick back up because
Speaker 1: the science will prevent that from happening. So I don't
Speaker 1: know there. I think this is the other thing too,
Speaker 1: is they don't realize or rather, yeah, they don't realize.
Speaker 1: We've constantly talked about how the Republicans whole sort of
Speaker 1: platform of just untethering their supporters from reality is just
Speaker 1: a weird game to play because if you really need
Speaker 1: to explain something to them, they're not gonna understand, like
Speaker 1: because the whole platform has been off and not on.
Speaker 1: That ain't ship, That ain't real, nothing's real. And you
Speaker 1: went from okay, well actually now we need you all
Speaker 1: to get the vaccine please, Actually that that that was
Speaker 1: that was just a lot of nonsense or you know what, um,
Speaker 1: Actually the election wasn't stolen. It was just a lot
Speaker 1: of funk all right too late. Huh Like I don't know,
Speaker 1: there's I don't know how you come back. It's uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're they're completely fucked in terms of like internal cohesion
Speaker 1: and internal like integrity of any sort of message. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think it's like there they can like have the
Speaker 1: worst pr plan of all time that completely just like
Speaker 1: eats its own ass and still like as long as
Speaker 1: everyone just like hates the same thing enough, like they'll
Speaker 1: just be fine because it's all just based on like
Speaker 1: hating the same like list of things, like really hardcore.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, it's just truly all they can do now
Speaker 1: is just try and create hatred because they can't. They
Speaker 1: can't do anything else. They really can't do anything else,
Speaker 1: you know. It's like, fuck it, we need to put
Speaker 1: hate towards trans people. Fuck it, we need to put
Speaker 1: hate towards the scientific community or vaccines because they don't
Speaker 1: have the wherewithal anymore to actually like they're not they're
Speaker 1: not fiscal conservatives or balancing them, they're not any of
Speaker 1: that ship anymore. No, it's just it's just like, let's
Speaker 1: all hate the same let's all just be like incredibly hateful,
Speaker 1: and I ride the hate wave like the player haters. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's talk Tucker uh, Tucker Carlson. Yeah, what's he what's
Speaker 1: he reaching for? These? I mean's just again, there's so
Speaker 1: many real things to talk about, but right now Republicans
Speaker 1: have to find anything but the actual things to talk about.
Speaker 1: So right now, because our president Joey Badass is out
Speaker 1: here saying like we're relaxing the mask uh fucking protocols.
Speaker 1: You don't have to wear it if you're vaxed and
Speaker 1: outdoors unless you're in a crowd and all this stuff,
Speaker 1: because that's been a huge thing and being like, where
Speaker 1: are we at with masks outdoors? What are he's saying
Speaker 1: to do? What are you saying not to do? So
Speaker 1: Tucker Carlson spent so much time about this idea of
Speaker 1: masks as a few different things. First, he was likening
Speaker 1: it to child abuse, where he is like, as for
Speaker 1: forcing children to wear masks outside, that should be illegal.
Speaker 1: Because he's going on this whole thing about how it's
Speaker 1: like part of your mental obedience to like the party.
Speaker 1: So it's like wearing a Kim jong unpin or something
Speaker 1: in North Korea. That's what you do to wear your
Speaker 1: mask to show fealty, to demonstrate fealty. And so he's
Speaker 1: just talking about like if you see someone like a
Speaker 1: child wearing a mask, like it should be no different
Speaker 1: than what your response would be if you see someone
Speaker 1: beating a child in a walmart, called the police, is
Speaker 1: what he says. How is it hurting the child does
Speaker 1: he have Uh, well, you know, well, what you're looking
Speaker 1: at his abuse it's child is quote. What you're looking
Speaker 1: at his abuse, it's child abuse, and you're morally obligated
Speaker 1: to attempt to prevent it. If it's your own children
Speaker 1: being abused, then act accordingly, which I will play you
Speaker 1: this clip because he starts talking about like what to
Speaker 1: do if again, if it, let's say it was your
Speaker 1: kid and you were morally obligated to attempt to prevent it.
Speaker 1: If it's your own children being abused, then act accordingly.
Speaker 1: Let's say your kids school emailed you to announce that
Speaker 1: every day after lunch, your sixth grader was going to
Speaker 1: get punched in the face by a teacher. How would
Speaker 1: you respond to that? That's precisely how you should respond
Speaker 1: when they tell you that your kids have to wear
Speaker 1: masks on the ship. That is unacceptable, dangerous, and we
Speaker 1: should act like it because is it dangerous? Because he says, like,
Speaker 1: there's zealots, only zealots wear masks. Then he had this
Speaker 1: other thing. He's like, sixty of white liberals have been
Speaker 1: diagnosed with some kind of mental health. Is shoot, and
Speaker 1: that's tell them neurotics. Yeah, neurotics wear them. It's like
Speaker 1: this whole it's just so all over the place. It's truly,
Speaker 1: you're like, I don't even know, like that's a jump
Speaker 1: right to say they're punching your kid in the face
Speaker 1: every every time, every time Talker Collinson speaks, it's like
Speaker 1: when somebody like you know, in in like your class
Speaker 1: in high school, when you were like assigned what side
Speaker 1: you have to be on for a topic, and it's
Speaker 1: just like he like didn't do the work. He's just
Speaker 1: like really trying to like hustle on this side that
Speaker 1: like doesn't make any sense, and he just is like
Speaker 1: saying insane ship. Like he was talking earlier. I watched
Speaker 1: the clip that you guys had in this in this
Speaker 1: dog about Like he's like, if you see someone wearing
Speaker 1: a mask, stop them and say please take off your mask.
Speaker 1: You're making me uncomfortable. So those your magga hate our way,
Speaker 1: your piece of ship, and I believe in science alright,
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, you're making me uncomfortable as well. Again,
Speaker 1: it's just all this weird way to try and he's
Speaker 1: trying to create more outrage among the base to be
Speaker 1: more confrontational in public, like it's so transparently clear that
Speaker 1: this is meant to whip them into a friend. Just
Speaker 1: get everybody so excited about this idea of masks that
Speaker 1: all he can do is be like they're punching your
Speaker 1: kids in the face. There's zellads, what's going on? You
Speaker 1: better tell him to not wear a mask like it's
Speaker 1: the outrage is really it's wearing thin. And you know
Speaker 1: what's wild. It got fucking weirder in the episode in
Speaker 1: terms of what he's likening to mask wearing. He had Look,
Speaker 1: I'm just he had a guest on. I don't know
Speaker 1: it was actually it's actually sucking Matt Walsh and they
Speaker 1: were talking about Matt wash and four he's out here
Speaker 1: but again talking about what it means to be a
Speaker 1: man wearing a mask. Oh you know, I had the
Speaker 1: same experience you're talking about. I was in Austin a
Speaker 1: few days ago and I'm walking outside without a mask on,
Speaker 1: and people are staring at me like I'm the crazy
Speaker 1: one for not having a mask on. Meanwhile, if you're
Speaker 1: if you're walking outside with a mask on, I should
Speaker 1: be looking at you. And I do look at you
Speaker 1: like like I would look at it a grown man
Speaker 1: hugging a Teddy bear and having a pacifier in his
Speaker 1: mouth while he's walking down the street. This is your
Speaker 1: security blanket. There's no reason for you to have it on.
Speaker 1: You're just afraid. You're you're afraid of fresh air. That's
Speaker 1: what's happening. People are afraid to breathe air, and we're
Speaker 1: making it so that kids are afraid of air too,
Speaker 1: And that's insane to me. I agree with you completely.
Speaker 1: I would. I would even actually up the analogy and say,
Speaker 1: vaccinated person with anybody's wearing a mask outside is is
Speaker 1: like watching a man expose himself in public. That's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Put it away, please, Okay, what the fuck are you talking?
Speaker 1: What does that even mean? What? I don't again, this
Speaker 1: this is like the same ships, like this has nothing
Speaker 1: to do with you. This hasn't actually nothing to do
Speaker 1: with you. If you want to be the freaky piece
Speaker 1: of ship who alienates themselves because they don't want to
Speaker 1: wear a mask to consider others, than so be it.
Speaker 1: But someone else wearing it has a fuck all to
Speaker 1: do it with these people. But like that's why it's
Speaker 1: so bizarre that like Tucker's like, yeah, I mean you're
Speaker 1: basically like you're you're gay if you wear a mask. Dude, Like,
Speaker 1: you're what are you gonna be like a fucking little
Speaker 1: boy with a baby fucking Like, what are you gonna
Speaker 1: do and take your penis out? But he's like his
Speaker 1: sense of the world is so like just dominated by
Speaker 1: misogyny and white supremacy, like because because guys running around
Speaker 1: exposing themselves as a crime that is like only perpetuated
Speaker 1: by like middle aged white guys like him. He is like,
Speaker 1: he is like that that. I feel like he can't
Speaker 1: think of that as being a like that bad a thing.
Speaker 1: So he's like, I mean, it's the same thing basically,
Speaker 1: because I personally think it's weird, and that's anything I
Speaker 1: think is weird is the same across the same as uh,
Speaker 1: sexual assault. Basically, it's like hanging brain in public. That's
Speaker 1: why were people looking at you? Or were you like
Speaker 1: mad dogging people who were wearing masks and then they
Speaker 1: look back at you like why are you looking at me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That gives a sh about you so thirsty to be
Speaker 1: able to turn your fucking cell phone on and record
Speaker 1: your stupid rhetorical martyrdom video where you're like and I
Speaker 1: Actually I'm wearing it because I believe in science. Actually,
Speaker 1: it's all of you all in here who are afraid
Speaker 1: of air. No one said I does want to say
Speaker 1: I am afraid of air though, just to be clear,
Speaker 1: and I am a neurotic and I am neurotictic dad
Speaker 1: about it, you know what I mean. I was, I
Speaker 1: do give myself the crips. Yeah, just continuing, Okay, sometimes
Speaker 1: I'd like to kiss Fouchi the only safe person to kiss.
Speaker 1: By the way, Tony, he's like Tony Fauci. It's like
Speaker 1: you don't know him. Yeah, Like when he talks it
Speaker 1: talks about his friend Antonio Banderi, says Tony flags. All right,
Speaker 1: let's talk about Marco Rubio the other We might as
Speaker 1: well just get through all of the ship happening in
Speaker 1: the soul, mental and tortured soul of the Republicans right now.
Speaker 1: So Marco Rubio is piste at corporations. M hmm. And
Speaker 1: to the point that he's like basically threatening to become
Speaker 1: a socialist. Is that basically where word based Rubio, Dude,
Speaker 1: Comrade Rubio, hold it down, fucking throw down the gauntlet
Speaker 1: for these corporations. Visa be your op ed that you wrote,
Speaker 1: He's got this whole thing in the New York Post,
Speaker 1: where all my favorite opeds are. Yeah, exactly. That's when
Speaker 1: you know it's some real next level of analysis coming
Speaker 1: through from a racist and they can't believe, like his
Speaker 1: whole thing is like these corporate monsters we fed for
Speaker 1: so long, why are they going to pivot to like
Speaker 1: woke stuff and do things like acting their own self
Speaker 1: interest Because they're reading the tone of society. What's happening.
Speaker 1: So this is what he says, He runs this op
Speaker 1: ed in the beginning. This is just like sort of
Speaker 1: in the middle, he said. Quote. To help our corporations
Speaker 1: fulfill their patriotic role, the GOP especially enacted business friendly policies.
Speaker 1: We kept tax rates low, slashed red tape, were appropriate,
Speaker 1: and limited the reach of labor unions. But wow, but
Speaker 1: somewhere along the line, corporations began prioritizing short term financial
Speaker 1: windfalls and ruthless offshoring. Yes, wow, all that you'd have
Speaker 1: been limiting the ability of labor to organize. Co on, sir,
Speaker 1: he says, quote, Corporate America began to view these good jobs, families, communities,
Speaker 1: and even the nation as an afterthought, American workers of
Speaker 1: all backgrounds suffered as a result. Corporate greed annihilated an
Speaker 1: entire way of life. Oh so you were aware of
Speaker 1: all that and you're still doing this ship like as
Speaker 1: it's all like the quip pro quote that he uh
Speaker 1: outlines here is way too honest. He's like, Yeah, we
Speaker 1: were helping all out so you would keep us in power,
Speaker 1: and you were annihilating the American families and we were
Speaker 1: fucking cool with that, And now you're gonna now you're
Speaker 1: gonna be on fucking Magan Marco's side, Like it's so
Speaker 1: dumb because it's all just about the fact that they
Speaker 1: don't that anyway, Let's keep going because he's like, because
Speaker 1: I'll do something about it. Yeah, this is what he's
Speaker 1: gonna do. Quote, cutting corp for taxes and especially investment
Speaker 1: taxes makes sense if US companies are going to invest
Speaker 1: in American industry. But if they're instead prioritizing offshoring operations
Speaker 1: or simply returning windfalls to shareholders, then policymakers are going
Speaker 1: to start being more careful and how we structure tax cuts.
Speaker 1: Oh what go on, I'm gonna tell the fucking truth.
Speaker 1: If you don't start backing us in these fucking political
Speaker 1: better defend de facto white supremacy box. So then he
Speaker 1: goes on. So first he's saying, I'll get rid of
Speaker 1: your tax cuts. Next, employer friendly labor laws make sense
Speaker 1: in a world where corporate CEOs feeling obligation to their
Speaker 1: fellow countrymen and workers. But the logic of resisting labor
Speaker 1: representation on behalf of corporate management falls apart if an
Speaker 1: American worker is no different to the corporation than any
Speaker 1: other input. Wow, man, you cut these tax breaks and
Speaker 1: make it easier for labor to get organized. Thank you, Marco.
Speaker 1: What what does he start talking about the wokeness? Like
Speaker 1: is that the beginning of the article or where where
Speaker 1: does this come from? I mean this is yeah, in
Speaker 1: the beginning, he just sort of talking about all the
Speaker 1: things that's happening with Georgia and like company is just
Speaker 1: starting to like speak up about societal issues and you
Speaker 1: and it's just it's and I think this is the
Speaker 1: problem they're finding themselves in. They're so confused and they
Speaker 1: don't realize the absurdity of their ideology, which is so
Speaker 1: it's so regressive that you're not going to go anywhere
Speaker 1: except backwards and eventually hit a wall because you've you're
Speaker 1: burning up any chance you have any kind of forward movement. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're someone like Marco Rubio. You're like, you have to
Speaker 1: you have to be against all this wokeness from these companies.
Speaker 1: But since you've been on the side of corporate profiteering,
Speaker 1: your only pivot can only lead to progressive policy, Like
Speaker 1: that's the only thing. And so you know what, congratulations
Speaker 1: one of iPod. Wow, Wow, I have a headache from
Speaker 1: this essay by by Marco, Like they don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, blunt to them for being like blunt to
Speaker 1: the companies, like we'll get rid of your tax breaks
Speaker 1: and we'll let people get you want. You want organized labor.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, that people do. Actually, it shows that
Speaker 1: people have better outcomes when they're and when they're unionized
Speaker 1: in every industry. But then he's the stuff stuff he's
Speaker 1: like saying, if you do this, that's stuff they've already
Speaker 1: been doing for twenty years that you're talking about, like
Speaker 1: offshoring all your profits and treating the workers like ship
Speaker 1: Like what the only like it has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with whatever fucking wokeness he's objecting to. So he's just
Speaker 1: basically describing like the state of the American worker, and
Speaker 1: I'm like corporate America and then being like and that's well,
Speaker 1: well I'll describe it out loud to end if you
Speaker 1: keep keep criticizing us. Yeah, even the companies like, yo,
Speaker 1: shut up, dude, Like, I mean, like, we get what
Speaker 1: you're saying, but like, do you hear? Do you hear?
Speaker 1: So I feel like the start as an email, a
Speaker 1: private email, and he's like, you know what, this makes
Speaker 1: a lot of sense. I'm gonna turn it into an
Speaker 1: op ed because the ship he's saying, like that logic
Speaker 1: works in an email where it's like between donors and
Speaker 1: politicians who are like, look, we let you fuck people
Speaker 1: over and in return you do the you funk people
Speaker 1: over in the specific way we're describing. But yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that's wild man. Yeah there, you love to see it.
Speaker 1: This has been another segment of You Hate to See
Speaker 1: It where we check in with the Republicans, with the
Speaker 1: based Republicans. Yeah, all right, let's take another quick break
Speaker 1: and we'll be right back. And we're back. So there's
Speaker 1: a couple that were planning their dream wedding in Florida.
Speaker 1: They had the venue picked out. They did not let
Speaker 1: the fact that they had no access to that venue
Speaker 1: stop them from literally planning their wedding and like going
Speaker 1: there on the day of. They they did everything. They
Speaker 1: set up a wedding website, They got motherfucking vendors, you know,
Speaker 1: to set up for this wedding. Everything, they invitations, all
Speaker 1: this happening where they said inviting friends and family to
Speaker 1: celebrate at their dream home and estate and the and
Speaker 1: you look at the photos, like it's not This ship
Speaker 1: is gigantic. It has a tennis court and bar and
Speaker 1: pool all that ship. But unfortunately, even though they did
Speaker 1: say in their wedding website, they actually said that God
Speaker 1: had intervened to reunite them after thirty years for Courtney
Speaker 1: and she needed to get married at this estate. Except
Speaker 1: the problem was on wed Day, the owner of the
Speaker 1: house just saw a bunch of people setting and I
Speaker 1: just want to take it from this call where he
Speaker 1: calls the police so confused because there's a bunch of
Speaker 1: vendors and ship trying to set up a wedding at
Speaker 1: his property. When the wedding party showed up Saturday morning
Speaker 1: to set up. The homeowner called where I have people
Speaker 1: cussed passing on my property and they keep harassing me,
Speaker 1: calling me and uh, they say they're having a wedding here,
Speaker 1: and it's got the message perturbed, and so they kept
Speaker 1: telling him. The whole thing was this old man had
Speaker 1: put this house on the market a few months ago,
Speaker 1: and this dude came through, saw the house and was like,
Speaker 1: a I think we might be I think we can
Speaker 1: have a wedding here. And nobody would fucking figure it out. Hey, man,
Speaker 1: I say this, fucking genius. If the ship had worked,
Speaker 1: if the ship had worked, execution, execution, if this should
Speaker 1: had worked, this will be This is a story you
Speaker 1: tell to your motherfucking kids. Let me tell you what
Speaker 1: we did for our wedding. This is a story of
Speaker 1: a lifetime. If the ship worked, if that motherfucker didn't
Speaker 1: come back in town and he wasn't there, let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. And this ship got executed and you
Speaker 1: made it. You made it to your motherfucking honeymoon. And
Speaker 1: that's a story that people talk about. How amazing your
Speaker 1: wedding was. Yo. You are legendary. You're sucking legends. Like
Speaker 1: wedding goes down as the best wedding I ever been
Speaker 1: to in my life. Right, but in your your story,
Speaker 1: you know what, you know that ship ain't yours. But you, hey, ship,
Speaker 1: this ship trumps. Did this ship just Trump's going to
Speaker 1: some of my motherfucking barbecue And you riding down the
Speaker 1: street you see a dope bass cookout and you said, ship,
Speaker 1: I'm about to pull over and talk this motherfucking car
Speaker 1: put this sucking flip flops on, and I'm a I'm
Speaker 1: a blend the fucking I gotta i gotta kiss of
Speaker 1: being the trunk. I'm a carriage. I'm a carriage. Fucking
Speaker 1: case of me in this motherfucking backyard. Put this bitch down,
Speaker 1: open it up. So I put these motherfucker's in the cooler.
Speaker 1: AND's gonna know the difference that See. Now this ship
Speaker 1: right here, it's a lot more moving parts. See, the
Speaker 1: more moving parts you have, the harder it is to
Speaker 1: get this ship executed. This this is not like going
Speaker 1: through a motherfucking cookout. I promise you there's levels to
Speaker 1: this ship. But if this fucking dude wasn't home, if
Speaker 1: if he wasn't home, let me take something this ship
Speaker 1: down there. Now, what do you think, what do you
Speaker 1: think they told their guests though, because that's the second part,
Speaker 1: like is at a certain point then like what happened
Speaker 1: to the wedding? And it's like, ah, if I if
Speaker 1: I was I was my does I was my wedding invitation?
Speaker 1: I say, look, I would write down I find printing
Speaker 1: to bomb it. Hey, don't ask me a motherfucking thing.
Speaker 1: I would have that right there, tiny writing. Don't ask
Speaker 1: me a motherfucking thing. Enjoy yourself and mind your mother's
Speaker 1: business right there, right at the base, right at the
Speaker 1: bottom of that invite. Shut the funk up and enjoy yourself.
Speaker 1: It's fun ship. It's wild too, because like and they
Speaker 1: were cool about it. Once the cops came to like
Speaker 1: do you own this way? She's like, nah, but God
Speaker 1: has willed us to be married here. And they're like, na,
Speaker 1: you don't own this. God that's your go to. That's
Speaker 1: your go to. You go to that that becomes your
Speaker 1: your your alibi and your excuse people use. God is
Speaker 1: an alibi. God is everybody's alibi. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You throw that in there. You're hoping that this comp
Speaker 1: is religious and he understands that Sometimes you're calling. You
Speaker 1: get a calling sometimes and you gotta do what you
Speaker 1: gotta do. You know what I mean. You know this, this,
Speaker 1: this falls under the category that I call When you
Speaker 1: want to make something happen, and you're at the threshold
Speaker 1: of trying to make something happen, you are subject to
Speaker 1: what a lot of people in prison are subject too.
Speaker 1: The fuck it synchrome when you when you are past
Speaker 1: logical thinking and you enter the realm of fuck it,
Speaker 1: right you A lot of people in jail, A lot
Speaker 1: of people are in jail because the fuck it. Because
Speaker 1: they were at a threshold and they said, fun, man,
Speaker 1: Damn'm sucking broke. I didn't hit this bank. Man, get
Speaker 1: this fucking mask. I'm going to fucking bank and make
Speaker 1: it happen. You have officially crossed the fuck it the
Speaker 1: fucking fucking to lose. Fuck it. These people had nothing
Speaker 1: to lose. If the ship worked, the ship work. If
Speaker 1: the ship don't work, it man, all you're gonna do
Speaker 1: it take get the funk out of here, get the
Speaker 1: funk off. My pen did. And it was that's it.
Speaker 1: That's that we tried. You took a swing at it.
Speaker 1: It took a swing at life, and it ship didn't work.
Speaker 1: It was almost like it's like that embiid half court
Speaker 1: shot that almost went in. Yeah exactly, full court or
Speaker 1: full court, yeah exactly that You're like, fuck, it almost
Speaker 1: went in, but hit. What they should have done. The
Speaker 1: only person they should have let in on everything would
Speaker 1: have been efficient or the pastor whoever they got running things.
Speaker 1: Make it the religion of the homeowner exactly. You say, look, man,
Speaker 1: we got we had to make this ship happen. You
Speaker 1: know I love this woman, she loves me. We need
Speaker 1: to make this ship happen todays. So I need you
Speaker 1: to be in the same page as my wife, my
Speaker 1: future wife, and myself. When if you see anybody, if
Speaker 1: you hear police cars, if you see fucking cars rolling up,
Speaker 1: if you see motherfucker's walking into the backyard or five
Speaker 1: deep in uniforms, or if you see a homeowner come
Speaker 1: out that fucking backdoor, you rush that ship fast as
Speaker 1: you can and say you may kiss the bride. Motherfucker.
Speaker 1: You just get speed the man. You speed the funk
Speaker 1: up man, because we're five minutes. We'll tell speed that
Speaker 1: ship the funk up as everybody. Enjoy yourself and you
Speaker 1: say I want you to say this. I want you
Speaker 1: to say this too, Say hey, you said I do
Speaker 1: kiss the bride. Everybody, we're gonna meet at Buffalo while
Speaker 1: wherever wherever you want to meet, you yell out something
Speaker 1: so everybody know where the after party is gonna be at. Right,
Speaker 1: that's a party, you know, at our real house or whatever,
Speaker 1: at our real house. Drive it feels like something you
Speaker 1: don't know where I live. You all know my other house?
Speaker 1: Is that you know that we're gonna cook out at
Speaker 1: my other house? Yea o, my mama's house, which everyone
Speaker 1: if it feels like to where you like you heard
Speaker 1: about this happened generations ago. We're like, you know, my
Speaker 1: uncle did this in the seventies where the house And
Speaker 1: it feels like that idea tried to be done in
Speaker 1: one And you're like, you know, technology is so far gone.
Speaker 1: There's no way you can just pull up to a
Speaker 1: big gas mansion mansion like that and just make this
Speaker 1: thing work. But it feels like it was inspired by
Speaker 1: a truth, Like it's something they got this idea from somebody.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be a good round. Come oh yeah man,
Speaker 1: you gotta oh yeah yeah. People have this has worked.
Speaker 1: People have had full ass parties and these fucking mansions
Speaker 1: in Beverly Hills. They have gotten no way with this ship.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you you can do it. The person. You
Speaker 1: gotta research the person, make sure they're out of the
Speaker 1: country or somewhere, and you know. But and you you
Speaker 1: gotta you know. But also everybody's sucking alarm systems to
Speaker 1: their phone or the cameras, and they can see everything
Speaker 1: going on through their phone at their house. You gotta
Speaker 1: find some way to conceal that motherfucker. Yeah, you gotta
Speaker 1: do the camera that's in the back, that's aiming towards
Speaker 1: the yard. You gotta get a fake ass bird or
Speaker 1: some ship. But that I was a fucking bird in
Speaker 1: front of the camera. I hate those sucking birds. And
Speaker 1: you will never think that, you know, you don't think
Speaker 1: twice sucking birds. You'll turn your phone off because tinue
Speaker 1: your motherfucking vacation out of town. Meanwhile, that bird is
Speaker 1: concealing at full ass wetting in that back. You are
Speaker 1: for that fake bird. Now, just off the strength this episode.
Speaker 1: Right now, we have a vegan cooking show with you, JB.
Speaker 1: And also JB Wedding Planner. The wedding Planner show too.
Speaker 1: I like wedding impossible. Wedding impossible. I was gonna say
Speaker 1: that wedding and ship try. That's the name of the movie.
Speaker 1: This is about love about love right now, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to unite people and ship right. People want to be
Speaker 1: together by any means necessary, They're gonna be together. Fine,
Speaker 1: I don't make that happen. I don't make that happen.
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking of how you So you have them
Speaker 1: win a fake contest for like a cruise, and then
Speaker 1: you just pay for their cruise. Maybe, like so there's
Speaker 1: a little money spent up front to get the owners
Speaker 1: in front of the house. Yeah, to get the owners
Speaker 1: they win, they fucking win something. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You
Speaker 1: get them a funk out of there, get the funk
Speaker 1: out of there. Yeah yeah. Another great thing is this,
Speaker 1: you hire a fake ass what you call those guys
Speaker 1: and sha to me, this is I'm telling you. You
Speaker 1: tell them that several homeowners in the area is an
Speaker 1: infestation of fucking termites and fucking bugs and they're all
Speaker 1: inside your fucking walls in the wall. You you wouldn't
Speaker 1: see them in your walls. They're eating your fucking house away.
Speaker 1: So what should I do? What do you see? What?
Speaker 1: You know? What? Here's the way. We have a special
Speaker 1: sale going on at our company. We are what we're
Speaker 1: doing is this, you know, for your business and for
Speaker 1: your referrals to your other friends and anyone who has
Speaker 1: any problems with insects. We're giving away a free cruise Bahamas, Bahamas.
Speaker 1: So it's worth it because it's fucking worthy. Because what
Speaker 1: was what was the course? It's a wedding court. Way
Speaker 1: more than that, you can invest, take a portion of
Speaker 1: your budget and put that ship towards that trip, all
Speaker 1: in spence paid. I'll take care of you. Don't worry
Speaker 1: about it. You gotta drink tickets together all that ship.
Speaker 1: Enjoy yourself, Enjoy yourself. You come back, you're gonna have
Speaker 1: a fucking fucking home that's safe and fucking insect free ship.
Speaker 1: Find out what washed nineties band they're a fan of. Man,
Speaker 1: you know it's the three eleven Crewise. Enjoy the enjoy
Speaker 1: your I don't remember entering this contest. Remember doing this?
Speaker 1: Poison is doing a cruise? Do you want to go
Speaker 1: see that? I love poison? Yeah, man, here's your here,
Speaker 1: we got your right here. Take you to Fort Lauderdale
Speaker 1: so you can bomb voyage. You know, Dope's cruise, the
Speaker 1: wool Tank crew that shouldn't be who Cruise chambers like,
Speaker 1: I mean all things, the whole thing is themed out.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would I mean, who woo woot cruise?
Speaker 1: Who come on, man, woot cruise. We need some kind
Speaker 1: of dope. That's dope. I need the ass in my life.
Speaker 1: The Woo proves. But can they get all nine members
Speaker 1: to show up at the same time that that's that's
Speaker 1: that's maybe maybe if you do that in advance and
Speaker 1: let people know what what's coming up, right, Well, I
Speaker 1: just don't want Cappadonna to step in for somebody who's
Speaker 1: not there. I'm like, Capa, where's you God? Where's you God?
Speaker 1: I don't see golden arms up here. This is a
Speaker 1: tragedy and I want my money back. All right. That's
Speaker 1: gonna do it for this week's weekly Zeite. Guys, please
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