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Speaker 1: being a fucking advocate of everything that's wrong. I've had
Speaker 1: the same issue with Chucky Cheese for years. You know
Speaker 1: he's just simply yeah, yeah, you're saying. I mean you
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Speaker 1: We're throughout to be joined in their third seat by
Speaker 1: the very face of Mount Zepmore. She is the brilliant,
Speaker 1: the hilarious, the talented Jamie Love a k A straight
Speaker 1: out of Brocton. I'm an ice resurfacing ZAMMI can't make
Speaker 1: an emoji, so people call me yammy. Never called soft.
Speaker 1: That's not my dentist. Cough. My mouth was open and
Speaker 1: she sneezed with her mask off. Mask off, Uncle Brew
Speaker 1: shout out Brockton mass every day all the time. I
Speaker 1: was just I'm not joking. I just watched I watched
Speaker 1: a Little Poopy again over the weekend. Brockton legends. It
Speaker 1: was an old video. I was telling I was, I
Speaker 1: didn't tell us something. I thought of something that you
Speaker 1: ever do this where you were going to offer something
Speaker 1: in a conversation and then you don't say it and
Speaker 1: then you think of it later, like wait, I want
Speaker 1: to explore that curiosity on my own, but I didn't
Speaker 1: have the courage to say out loud. And then I
Speaker 1: just watched the the first Little Poopy video. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he has something going. Little Poopy was such a yeah.
Speaker 1: That was That was a big local moment. Everyone was
Speaker 1: so excited. There's like every one exciting thing happens in
Speaker 1: Brockton every six to seven years. What's the what was
Speaker 1: what's been since Little Poopy? And he was on the
Speaker 1: Rap Life with Jermaine dupri The most the most recent
Speaker 1: thing that's happened in Brockton. That everyone I know from
Speaker 1: high school was really on top of was that they
Speaker 1: filmed a couple of scenes from the new Adam McKay
Speaker 1: movie about climate change in Brockton, and Jennifer Lawrence and
Speaker 1: Timothy Shallow were making out in Brackton. That was pretty
Speaker 1: exciting for us. It's kind of fun because Brockton is
Speaker 1: used in movies every once in a while, but it's
Speaker 1: only used to be like, Hey, isn't this a fucked
Speaker 1: up looking place? Like it's like the apocalypse. Yeah, Brockton
Speaker 1: appears in the movie Detroit as Detroit it's a brock Olypse. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the brock Olypse now, but Brockton's misunderstood. It's the
Speaker 1: greatest place in the world. And you know that because
Speaker 1: the Timothy Shalloming was kissing there. You kiss just anywhere.
Speaker 1: I don't think I missed Little Poopy, but he's is
Speaker 1: he still out here? What what's I mean? I don't
Speaker 1: know about a little Poopy in a while and adult pop. Yeah,
Speaker 1: now he's like big Poopy. Yeah, he's compacted ship in
Speaker 1: the Coleman like, I don't know what he is now,
Speaker 1: but he's he's Mr. Yeah, Mr Mr feces. All right, Jamie,
Speaker 1: as you know, we're going to get to know you
Speaker 1: a little bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna
Speaker 1: tell our listeners a couple of the things we're talking about.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to talk about David Grossman, the sheep
Speaker 1: dog guy who uh continues to lecture to police precincts
Speaker 1: and the FBI, uh, just across America, continues to be
Speaker 1: very popular. He is the worst and just seemingly a
Speaker 1: clear and present danger that eventually people will just be like,
Speaker 1: oh wow, that's a bad idea, but they haven't yet.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about how Joe Biden wants to take
Speaker 1: your meat well, like to see you try mac uh.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about the oscars. What was that? There's a
Speaker 1: writer on Twitter. Writer on Twitter, Kylie Briakman said that
Speaker 1: the Oscars right now feel like if you got high
Speaker 1: and had a weird dream about the Oscars and absolutely
Speaker 1: my experience like, yeah, they were all in a train station. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, it doesn't make any sense. We'll talk about
Speaker 1: what the producers of that Brittany doc have in the
Speaker 1: hopper for Justin Timberlake's ass and Jamie, before you get
Speaker 1: to any of that, we'd like to ask you, what
Speaker 1: is something from your search history? Weed? Wow? Okay, sorry
Speaker 1: that was a little naughty show, but I guess you
Speaker 1: know it's early. I've done this before, so I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be professional about it and ignored him. Ignored absolutely embarrass yourself.
Speaker 1: You adult, ignore him, Ji, He's a weed head my
Speaker 1: search history. I'm about to say, the most horrifying thing
Speaker 1: in the world. Okay, So I searched roller Rue or
Speaker 1: either of you familiar with roller Rue? No? No, okay,
Speaker 1: So roller Rue is uh? So okay, how do I
Speaker 1: Roller Rue is a mascot for Skateland USA, which just
Speaker 1: had a location clothes uh. And I have a guy
Speaker 1: who d ms me on Instagram every time this is
Speaker 1: like this. It has to do with Chuck E cheese Lore.
Speaker 1: I have a guy who sends me links to like
Speaker 1: secret auctions for when novelty businesses are closing. And so
Speaker 1: I found out this skate Land was closing, and I
Speaker 1: got into a bidding war with I don't know what
Speaker 1: they were going to use, but I got into bidding
Speaker 1: war over some mascot suits. I don't know who I
Speaker 1: was in the bidding war with. I have maybe some
Speaker 1: ideas um that we were going to use them for
Speaker 1: different things. But I ended up in a bidding war
Speaker 1: over these roller Roue mascot suits and I won, And
Speaker 1: so now I have to I might take the head
Speaker 1: down to show you guys, Uh the I have two
Speaker 1: roller room mascot suits and uh, there it's what it
Speaker 1: is is. It's like a nineties era. I don't know
Speaker 1: what sort of animal he's supposed to be, maybe, but
Speaker 1: it doesn't look like it at all. He got like
Speaker 1: confetti coming out of his head. Sometimes he wears flannel.
Speaker 1: They don't wait, I'm gonna get the head hold on
Speaker 1: procure the cranium. It's like, hey, he looks like it
Speaker 1: looks like Coco video game guy. I don't really know
Speaker 1: like and now I thought I was just is his
Speaker 1: hair pipe cleaners? His hair is like yeah, it's like, uh,
Speaker 1: pipe cleaners with fabric on top of them, and they
Speaker 1: just sprowling around. He's very scary. And they wouldn't let
Speaker 1: you buy just one. You had to buy both or neither.
Speaker 1: So two of them. And I was looking to see
Speaker 1: online if there was any like cannon for this character.
Speaker 1: And the only cannon I could find is that he's
Speaker 1: just an employee at Skateland USA, just a laborer, just
Speaker 1: about a laborers skin. He's just about a regular. He's
Speaker 1: just like us, but he's a gigantic maybe kangaroo with
Speaker 1: pipe cleaner shooting out of his skull. And where's like
Speaker 1: when you Google image search him, he is. He has
Speaker 1: no consistent outfit like a normal person. He's sometimes he's
Speaker 1: in a flannel unbuttoned. Sometimes he's in a tie tyed
Speaker 1: T shirt. Sometimes he's dressed as a referee. Yeah, sometimes
Speaker 1: he's dressed in like Fourth of July clothes. Yeah, Uncle
Speaker 1: uncle Sam drag. Yeah, there's been an evolution based on
Speaker 1: a Google image search where roller Rue has had a
Speaker 1: few iterations over the years. So on some level, I
Speaker 1: feel like there is someone who did care enough about
Speaker 1: this character that we could find out more. I want
Speaker 1: to know more. And it's like I would be happy
Speaker 1: to drop everything and and and come up with some
Speaker 1: can and myself if they need it, because it does
Speaker 1: seem like he's been on a journey over these years.
Speaker 1: And I had to we had to drive to uh
Speaker 1: to Northridge to pick them up, and we had to
Speaker 1: like go into the the skate rink that was in
Speaker 1: the process of being dismantled, and they were they had
Speaker 1: all these great celebrity skates there. They had like a
Speaker 1: skate signed by Wayne Brady that said I don't know
Speaker 1: how to skate, but thanks for inviting me. It was great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god. So you kind of impugned the motive
Speaker 1: of the person you were in the bidding war with.
Speaker 1: You were like, I don't know what they wanted this for.
Speaker 1: Can you speak to what you wanted it for? I
Speaker 1: kind of can't. I haven't really figured out what I
Speaker 1: wanted for. I think I'm going to use them in
Speaker 1: a show at some point, because which is why I
Speaker 1: only needed one. I was like, oh, I could definitely
Speaker 1: use like a big goofy like unclear what this is
Speaker 1: suit for a show down the line. So I was
Speaker 1: sort of like, oh, I just wanted for that. But
Speaker 1: now I have two of them, which feels more pointed,
Speaker 1: and I had to get them dry cleaned and they
Speaker 1: take up a lot of space. I don't know what
Speaker 1: to do. What you do? You do the prestige, okay,
Speaker 1: because now you've got identical roller Roos suits. You do
Speaker 1: the prestige with roller You take advantage that you have
Speaker 1: a double suit and just fuck the audience's head over
Speaker 1: and be like that. I had like a bunch of
Speaker 1: win once I found out I had to. It's like
Speaker 1: you could do a shot for shot remakes of Mary
Speaker 1: Kayt and n Ashley movie if you wanted to, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you could have. I almost want to have like, uh yeah,
Speaker 1: being a roller Roos suit for an entire show and
Speaker 1: then just have a big egg on stage and at
Speaker 1: the end of second roller Root no one sees that coming.
Speaker 1: You know, there's a lot of possibilities. I don't know
Speaker 1: when I'm going to be allowed to perform again. But
Speaker 1: also this could be a really COVID safe way of
Speaker 1: performing because I'm wearing basically a full hazmat suit in
Speaker 1: the form of roller Roof. I don't know. I would
Speaker 1: test that theory by going somewhere with biohas. I'm good,
Speaker 1: I got this roller roof. No no, no, you need
Speaker 1: a ventilator what no, no, no, he's got like he's
Speaker 1: got a little net thing on it. Just taking down
Speaker 1: this fiberglass insulation with hand by with just our hands. Cool,
Speaker 1: I'll rip it out. Let me just put my put
Speaker 1: my breather on it's a roller roof. Speaking of breather,
Speaker 1: you said that you had to get it dry cleaned,
Speaker 1: but what did it smell like it? It didn't sound
Speaker 1: good and it didn't smell good. It just like job.
Speaker 1: It smelled like sweat and breath, and like, I can't
Speaker 1: I can't imagine like having to roller skate around in
Speaker 1: this suit because it's hard to even walk around in
Speaker 1: and having having a tail. Just just fox up your
Speaker 1: center of gravity completely right. It's like it's like wearing
Speaker 1: a microphone from an open mic, stand up night breath. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're inside of it. Now, you're inside the microphone.
Speaker 1: The good news is that I got an incredible deal
Speaker 1: on that. Yeah yeah, yeah. What is something you think
Speaker 1: is overrated? Something I think is overrated? That is probably
Speaker 1: connected to what we're going to talk about with the
Speaker 1: oscars later, is displacing unhas people and disabled people to
Speaker 1: put on the oscars at a train station. Yeah, oh
Speaker 1: I can wow. I didn't even think about what Union
Speaker 1: Station must have looked like for them to be like,
Speaker 1: get out of here. We got fucking celebrities coming through.
Speaker 1: It sucked. There was a lot of good local reporting
Speaker 1: about it over the weekend that what one is specifically
Speaker 1: as alyssa Walker who's amazing, but yeah, she was talking
Speaker 1: to people who lived in apartment complexes nearby. There's like
Speaker 1: a number of disabed old people who live in the
Speaker 1: area who like need the access of the fucking train
Speaker 1: station to get around, and instead it was like, you know,
Speaker 1: an eight block run around just to get to the
Speaker 1: train or just to get to right with like no shuttles,
Speaker 1: know anything. And so there was just there were like
Speaker 1: a number of people, um that were just completely like
Speaker 1: you know, at least a week where they just like
Speaker 1: couldn't access services that are you know, should be a given.
Speaker 1: So that sucks, but it was It was interesting too
Speaker 1: because there was also a union discussion going on around
Speaker 1: Chateau Marmont this week, where I believe there were like
Speaker 1: other oscars. It was it was kind of confusing watching
Speaker 1: the broadcast because I think they were shooting at a
Speaker 1: number of locations in l A but kind of trying
Speaker 1: to make it seem like it was all the same place,
Speaker 1: which is you know, clearly wasn't. But Chateau Marmont employees
Speaker 1: who have been trying to form a union for some
Speaker 1: time flew uh, what do you call it? Like skywriting?
Speaker 1: They write it with the sky or they were flying
Speaker 1: pulling a banner. It was a banner. It was it
Speaker 1: was like a plane banner demanding that they be able
Speaker 1: to unionize over the oscars yesterday. So that was pretty cool.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's just like with any of these events,
Speaker 1: people are displaced, and especially where there there were, uh,
Speaker 1: you know a number of people pointing out how like
Speaker 1: you know, nomad Land is a movie about unhoused people,
Speaker 1: and unhoused people were displaced for that movie to have
Speaker 1: gotten an award at a train station. You're getting distracted.
Speaker 1: But Chloe did see the movie. If it's like, oh no,
Speaker 1: we lost sight of what any of these things are about.
Speaker 1: It's so it's it's just like it's very bleak. It's
Speaker 1: such a it's so frustrating. Uh, and I'm glad that
Speaker 1: it was at least reported on, but yeah, just I
Speaker 1: don't I don't, I don't get it. But yeah, Alyssa
Speaker 1: Walker had great reporting on it. And hopefully I want
Speaker 1: to hear more about the Chateau Marmont union's unionization efforts
Speaker 1: because I don't know that much about it. The worst
Speaker 1: stories about the Chateau. I'm like right there. The people
Speaker 1: who don't live in l A wouldn't know this, but
Speaker 1: there was a massive, hours long dog fight in the
Speaker 1: sky between the Goodyear blimp and that Union Union plane
Speaker 1: was pretty cool. Hold on, um, what is something you
Speaker 1: think is underrated? Oh? This one is fun. Caitlin and
Speaker 1: I just rewatched this outside in my backyard for the
Speaker 1: first time in years the other weekend. Uh. It's an
Speaker 1: animated movie called The Legend of Titanic. Uh. It's free
Speaker 1: on YouTube. It's the greatest ship you'll ever see in
Speaker 1: your entire life. It was made like four countries made it,
Speaker 1: like the It came out the year after James Cameron's Titanic.
Speaker 1: It's a cartoon that combines like four different movies. It
Speaker 1: has like basically the same love story from Titanic, but
Speaker 1: also there's mice on the boat and it kind of
Speaker 1: has this five all Goes West vibe And then in
Speaker 1: the movie spoiler alert, Uh, there's the reason the Titanic
Speaker 1: sinks is because a rich guy's butler intimidates sharks who
Speaker 1: live in the ocean, and the sharks dare a gigantic
Speaker 1: octopus named Tentacles to throw an iceberg in front of
Speaker 1: the Titanic. Tentacles throws the iceberg, then realizes the error
Speaker 1: of his ways, and when the Titanic, of course hits
Speaker 1: the iceberg right then, Tentacles so goes, oh no, I
Speaker 1: can't believe what I've done, which is also how he talks,
Speaker 1: which is really funny. And he he sounds like those
Speaker 1: dead bodies. He sounds like no. See, that's the best
Speaker 1: part of the legend of the Titanic. Tentacles, using his gigantic,
Speaker 1: scary Musli octopus arms, holds the Titanic together and everybody lives,
Speaker 1: no one dies. It's the greatest story ever told. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, And that is my octopus teacher Teacher's tentacles.
Speaker 1: The Captain's on like the edge of the ship, and
Speaker 1: it's like he, I don't know, everyone famously dies, but
Speaker 1: he really famously dies, and Tentacles goes, oh no, and
Speaker 1: he likes the captain up with this little creepy tentacle
Speaker 1: and puts them in a life bummer. Don't go down
Speaker 1: with the ship. I feel so guilty for throwing that iceberg,
Speaker 1: are you? It's so good And that movie is part
Speaker 1: of the Tarantino verse. Where Hitler got assassinated and the
Speaker 1: Titanic never never sunk is a little different. That's awesome, Uh,
Speaker 1: I would what if there were a time travel thriller?
Speaker 1: What do you think the Titanic not sinking? How does
Speaker 1: that reverberate through our time? Oh? Like how fucked? Like anyway,
Speaker 1: just a thought experiment. What happens if the Titanic doesn't sink?
Speaker 1: Titanic is like the Titanic sinking? Also, wasn't that like
Speaker 1: a Q and on talking point for some time too
Speaker 1: of like the Titanic sunk because bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure they managed to get Titanic involved into the quniverse.
Speaker 1: I think we'd all live on cruise ships right right.
Speaker 1: We don't learn oh like I think we never learned.
Speaker 1: Like at that point, then it's another lesson about like
Speaker 1: Man's hubrists about like technological marvels that were Whistler like yeah,
Speaker 1: it's all good hopping at Zeppelin by me, nuclear powered
Speaker 1: submarines and like, yeah, the nuclear war happened, nuclear armor
Speaker 1: getting happened. That's why we all live on these giant
Speaker 1: crucial because the Titanic didn't go down. Yeah, so actually yeah,
Speaker 1: tentacles would have done a huge disservice to right, you
Speaker 1: ain't my octopus teacher? Selfish? What is my octopus teacher?
Speaker 1: And like that was one of those things where I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't want to know. It was
Speaker 1: tentacles the only octopus I've ever learned anything from. I've heard,
Speaker 1: I've heard it's actually really good. Yeah I haven't seen it,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. All I saw was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we get it. You held hands with an ocopus next
Speaker 1: next the octopus. That's my favorite, uh tradition of Oscars,
Speaker 1: of watching the Oscars is being dismissive of ship. That
Speaker 1: is probably pretty good. Yeah, yeah, because I will get it, asshole.
Speaker 1: It's almost like no, like it's actually like you think that,
Speaker 1: but it's actually compelling. And I'm like, I'm sure it is.
Speaker 1: But where I'm sitting high, it looks like you just
Speaker 1: holding hands with octopus. Right, I didn't. That was one
Speaker 1: of the parts that I missed of the ceremony was
Speaker 1: the my octopus teacher guy getting the award. But apparently,
Speaker 1: who is a fucking freak and we do not need
Speaker 1: things like this on TV. Tentacles is a It's like
Speaker 1: a teddy bear that lost all its fur and then
Speaker 1: groot tentacles. He has a dog nose. He's kind of
Speaker 1: this like squishy fleshy, looks like an exposed muscle kind
Speaker 1: of yeah. The head is that of a fetus. The
Speaker 1: body is muscular in a way that octopus bodies are not,
Speaker 1: and also like flesh colored. But yeah, and then the
Speaker 1: process of holding the Titanic together, it looks like, uh,
Speaker 1: it is doing like some manner of like mm a
Speaker 1: maneuver fully strangling the Titanic. This is from Italy. This
Speaker 1: whole universe is brought to us by Italians. And there
Speaker 1: is a two. There is a part of a trilogy
Speaker 1: in which the third installment is called Tentaclino, about little
Speaker 1: tentacles and has nothing like they It's such read whatever
Speaker 1: like reading. There's nothing to do with Titanic anymore. It
Speaker 1: was just like three. Tentaclino is easily the most bizarre
Speaker 1: and quite possibly the worst children's film I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what values are lessons kids are
Speaker 1: supposed to take away from this thing. You absolutely must
Speaker 1: see it for yourself. It's one of my favorite bad
Speaker 1: movies of all time. All right, Tentaclino. Here we go,
Speaker 1: there we go really really good. Like I I've seen
Speaker 1: tentaclin No, I haven't. I don't think i've seen the
Speaker 1: second one, Titanic. The legend goes on, how could it
Speaker 1: possibly go on? I don't know. The rest of that
Speaker 1: boat trip is pretty gnarly. That is amazing, fucking Tentaclino. Wow, Tentaclino.
Speaker 1: I know another Oscar snub, I mean snubs. Yeah, close
Speaker 1: to no about Tentacleo. I doubt it. They she's a plant.
Speaker 1: Did everybody figure out if they really made another Pinocchio
Speaker 1: movie this year or if that was like a typo
Speaker 1: like they kept talking about this Pinocchio movie. Look up
Speaker 1: the images from it. It's really scary. It's also the
Speaker 1: second Pinocchio movie that director has made. The Life is
Speaker 1: Beautiful guy. Oh yeah, right, I remember when he made
Speaker 1: the first one, and I don't know why he made
Speaker 1: a second Pinocchio. And what's the Germo del Toro Pinocchio.
Speaker 1: That's one that's coming out this year more Pinocchios. Of
Speaker 1: the three Pinocchios that are currently in the mix, that
Speaker 1: the del Toro one seems like it will probably be
Speaker 1: the best one because it's animated, but Disney is doing
Speaker 1: a live action Pinocchio. H Roberto Bonini did a second
Speaker 1: Pinocchio that is truly horrifying to look at. And then yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't know. That's the one that's like
Speaker 1: the it looks like this, like little boy has like
Speaker 1: a skin condition where his face looks like would Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then they go like they go the route of
Speaker 1: like really adapting the fairy tale, which I guess ends
Speaker 1: up with them like hanging Pinocchio. I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know this this side of Pinoccia. I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the lesson is. I don't understand,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to watch it. Yeah, they're getting
Speaker 1: too much Pinocchio. I almost want to say that, but
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to put my put my
Speaker 1: foot my mouth later, you know. But yeah, it's the
Speaker 1: same as Robin Hood, where it's like this old open
Speaker 1: source text that like people, there's just happens to be
Speaker 1: thirty versions of it in development at any time. All. Yeah,
Speaker 1: was it just because it's like what they call it,
Speaker 1: like you gonna anyone can adapt it. It's just like
Speaker 1: public public public domain or whatever. Yeah, is that it
Speaker 1: must be. But it's just like who gives a ship
Speaker 1: like honestly, like I mean like shout out to Finn
Speaker 1: wolf Hard from Stranger Things, but like, okay, wait, Finn
Speaker 1: wolf Hard is the Pinocchio characterscio. His character is called
Speaker 1: like something or rather, I don't know. Everyone's got fucking
Speaker 1: weird names. Man, I don't know. Lamp Wick, yeah, Pinocchio,
Speaker 1: he's lamp Wick. You And McGregor is the talking cricket, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Is Master Cherry like look Chris stuff.
Speaker 1: Christoph Volts doesn't have to be in this, but he is.
Speaker 1: No one needs to be there. Ron Pearlman does not
Speaker 1: have to be in a Pinocchio thing. I get it
Speaker 1: just for voices, And is what is your modil toro
Speaker 1: going from the Shape of Water to this film? I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think that anything's come out from him. And
Speaker 1: because he's like, she's like too much fish fucking Let's
Speaker 1: get these puppet lets, get these puppet narrative going, these
Speaker 1: puppet nos is going. I don't understand any of I
Speaker 1: don't understand if there is like a big cultural desire
Speaker 1: for Pinocchio that I'm not understanding. But I don't know
Speaker 1: anyone who's like favorite Story movie character is Pinocchio. That
Speaker 1: was a pretty unnerving It's really scary. Yeah. I tried
Speaker 1: to show it to my kids because just being like Disney,
Speaker 1: you know, it's one of the Disney movies they haven't seen.
Speaker 1: They lasted like five minutes. I think generally, like all
Speaker 1: puppetry is creepy to its because you can like do
Speaker 1: I don't know what do you mean? Like what's a puppet? Though?
Speaker 1: Is a muppet a puppet? Well? I guess so you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Yeah, ventrilo Quick dummy uh from
Speaker 1: Toy Story for like they won't watch Toy Story four
Speaker 1: because of the ventrilo Quis dummiestively, but like they were
Speaker 1: out on Pinocchio this second. He even made Pinocchio like
Speaker 1: he didn't even have to come to Yeah. Yeah, there
Speaker 1: there's also a Robert Zamecha's directed live action Disney Pinocchio
Speaker 1: coming that's got Tom Hanks as Geppetto and Joseph Gordon
Speaker 1: Levitt is Jimminy Cricket. I just don't think anybody wants this.
Speaker 1: I'm not convinced at all. Arrivo as the Blue Fairy.
Speaker 1: That could be. I mean, just like, I just does
Speaker 1: anybody want this movie? I don't understand. That's what it's.
Speaker 1: It's a weird like talent laundering service where they just
Speaker 1: like keep people who are talented to like working on
Speaker 1: something nobody will ever see. Like Robert Roberto Banini won
Speaker 1: that award, and the next thing he did was a
Speaker 1: Pinocchio movie no one saw. And then after that he
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, Okay, so I didn't hear
Speaker 1: me the first time? Okay, So okay, I heard you.
Speaker 1: You need me to be Geppetto. Okay, Oh god, yeah,
Speaker 1: because he was Pinocchio the first time, right. And then
Speaker 1: there was a Jonathan Taylor Thomas Pinocchios. I've had enough.
Speaker 1: I don't want any more Pinocchios. Oh that's right, Jonathan
Speaker 1: Taylor Tom the j G one. That's really good. All right,
Speaker 1: let's move on from that. I will not sit here
Speaker 1: and let you talk about the J. T. T. Pinocchio. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, let's let's take a quick break. We'll be
Speaker 1: right back, and we're back. And I wanted to I
Speaker 1: guess it. On an episode of Behind the bastards back
Speaker 1: in like June or July, I think, Okayama. Anyways, that's
Speaker 1: all to bring that up. I was when we talked
Speaker 1: about come Dr Kellogg, I don't let Robert talk about
Speaker 1: come to me. That's a policy actually in your contract. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would not say my contract. Uh So I guessed
Speaker 1: on this. Uh. This is my second appearance, so you know,
Speaker 1: I'm still trying to start. And it was about this guy,
Speaker 1: David Grossman, who goes around lecturing police precincts. I think
Speaker 1: one of his books has required reading for the FBI. Yeah,
Speaker 1: required reading at the FBI academy and at police academies
Speaker 1: across the country. And his whole philosophy is that killing
Speaker 1: is just not that big a deal. He's a former
Speaker 1: army ranger who never killed that that's one detail. He
Speaker 1: never killed anybody on the job. So he's just just
Speaker 1: here to um tell you what he found when he
Speaker 1: found from that would actually anything we're about to say
Speaker 1: the most devastating lay to like like yeah, go to
Speaker 1: go to the sea of Oakley's that are sitting watching
Speaker 1: this guy and just shout that behind him. But anyways,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to play a clip because it keeps
Speaker 1: coming up in like people retweeting that episode, and I
Speaker 1: don't think we've like really dug in on this show.
Speaker 1: And it just seems like such obvious, you know, as
Speaker 1: we're talking about reforming and replacing and defunding police, like
Speaker 1: the fact that this person is allowed to continue to
Speaker 1: walk around free, let alone like fucking lecture on how
Speaker 1: police should be doing their job is pretty obscene. Like
Speaker 1: and yeah, so I just wanted to play a clip
Speaker 1: from one of his lectures, and this is kind of
Speaker 1: the lecture he goes around giving people. I am convinced
Speaker 1: from a life demo study, if you fully prepare yourself,
Speaker 1: in most cases, killing is just not that big a deal.
Speaker 1: For a mature warrior who's preparing themselves mind about his
Speaker 1: spirit for a lifetime. For a mature warrior who's killing
Speaker 1: somebody representative clear and president danger to others, it's just
Speaker 1: not that big a deal. There's no wrong way to
Speaker 1: respond to killing. This many ways people responded, they're all
Speaker 1: the same, they're then they're all okay. But if you
Speaker 1: could choose how you responded, I think you'd want to
Speaker 1: feel good about it. Yeah, this is the most dangerous
Speaker 1: one of the most dangerous people in this country, right,
Speaker 1: Like you're someone articulate it. First of all, you're never
Speaker 1: even killed it here, What the fun is it? Where
Speaker 1: is this guy get off being like, Oh, it's all
Speaker 1: good man, You're gonna love it. You're gonna love it.
Speaker 1: He studies killology, um, which is a word he made up.
Speaker 1: But he's like, look, I can be a botanist and
Speaker 1: not be a plant, So what do you mean? I
Speaker 1: can study kilology and not be a killer. This is
Speaker 1: just so yeah, And I guess it really is that mindset.
Speaker 1: This is the guy who tells everybody to walk around
Speaker 1: with this warrior mindset, right because the world is out
Speaker 1: to kill everybody, right, And he's telling the police a
Speaker 1: sort of a version of reality that they want to
Speaker 1: believe that at least it's easier for them to believe
Speaker 1: that lets them, you know, indulge the instincts and the
Speaker 1: emotions that make their life more fun. And he used
Speaker 1: a very coded language, but he's essentially poor people is
Speaker 1: who he's talking about. And uh, urban hellscape. He you know,
Speaker 1: obviously just describing black people. And he also like talks
Speaker 1: about how after people report to him that after killing
Speaker 1: someone on the job, they go home and have the
Speaker 1: best sex they've had in months. What Oh, so this
Speaker 1: is straight up this is like very straightforward radicalization. Like
Speaker 1: it's straight up it's you're the people you're gonna interact
Speaker 1: with are not human. You are actually above everyone else
Speaker 1: because he's a mature warrior whatever funk that is, and
Speaker 1: then goes on to add like the sex dynamic, which
Speaker 1: is also very prevalent in this kind of ship, which
Speaker 1: is like, dude, it leads to the best spucking of
Speaker 1: your life. It's just like implies that like killing people
Speaker 1: is like a sign of virility, and like it's yeah,
Speaker 1: this is I mean it's it's like an escalation on uh,
Speaker 1: just telling people to keep doing what they're doing it.
Speaker 1: This is like, yeah, this is yeah, you're giving people
Speaker 1: the rational the rationale and intellectual cover to murder undisturbed,
Speaker 1: like literally undisturbed, Like you don't want to be disturbed
Speaker 1: by anything you're doing either, And it's really it's yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's this whole process of just being like by
Speaker 1: hammer like that. I'm sure the repetition of being like
Speaker 1: a mature warrior, a mature warrior, dad, because now you've
Speaker 1: put yourself in this like in this morality tale where you,
Speaker 1: the mature warrior are traversing the fucking desolate waste land
Speaker 1: that is the city, Uh, having to fucking you stand
Speaker 1: up for the week and by murdering people. And then
Speaker 1: I just want to read this so Mother Jones reporter
Speaker 1: Brian Schatz went to one of his speeches and quotes
Speaker 1: from his like how he depicts like that the Donald
Speaker 1: Trump American carnage, like we're living in a healthscape, cars
Speaker 1: on fire at every corner. Um just like making shut
Speaker 1: up like this guy is sort of takes that to
Speaker 1: another level. His latest book, Assassination Generation, and says violent
Speaker 1: video games are turning the nation's youth into mass murderers. Uh.
Speaker 1: He talks about the wave of massacres is just the beginning.
Speaker 1: These crimes are happening everywhere. He foresees attacks on school
Speaker 1: busses and daycare centers. Kindergarteners run about point five miles
Speaker 1: an hour and get a burst of about twenty yards
Speaker 1: and then they're done. It just won't It won't just
Speaker 1: happen with guns, but with hammers, axcess hatchets, knives, and swords.
Speaker 1: His voice jumps an octave hacking and hacking and stabbing
Speaker 1: little kids. You don't think they'll attack daycares. It's already
Speaker 1: happening in China. When you hear about a daycare massacre,
Speaker 1: tell them Grossman said it was coming. So he's making
Speaker 1: up like violent X and like putting just like turning
Speaker 1: the version of like of reality that these people see,
Speaker 1: like their communities into a target rich environment and then
Speaker 1: telling them that killing people is awesome is literally an
Speaker 1: awesome thing to do and not that big a deal.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. That was so many dog whistles in a row,
Speaker 1: like one right after the other, right after the other.
Speaker 1: It's happening everywhere. Just get I mean, look, this is
Speaker 1: exactly why these fucking people are useless, Like we don't
Speaker 1: need more police, They're just they And they continued how many,
Speaker 1: Like we're gonna have to spend half of the trending
Speaker 1: episode talking about the three people that I've been shot
Speaker 1: in the last week probably, So you know what is
Speaker 1: all this for? If the whole thing is you're looking
Speaker 1: right here when it's required reading of the FBI and
Speaker 1: multiple police academies to walk around in a stance which
Speaker 1: is I'm gonna have to fucking pop off at any
Speaker 1: fucking moment, because everyone's out here to get me, and
Speaker 1: your role is to get the people that are out
Speaker 1: to get you, rather than to go out there and
Speaker 1: help your community protect people. You're never going to have
Speaker 1: any outcomes because of this ship. So like, why are
Speaker 1: we even bought? I mean, you know, some of us
Speaker 1: get it too. Many of us don't, though, unfortunately, to say, like,
Speaker 1: this is not the kind of people we want out there.
Speaker 1: The DC police they just wrecked a bunch of cars
Speaker 1: because they were drag racing. Yeah, like, who the fuck? What?
Speaker 1: What served? What are they doing anymore? What is this anymore? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Escalation at all costs, basically, right, which is the exact
Speaker 1: opposite of what they should be doing. I mean, I
Speaker 1: think the only way they can survive is to provoke
Speaker 1: the public to the point where there's there's such chaos
Speaker 1: that that's the only way they can justify their existence
Speaker 1: is to whip the public into a frenzy to then
Speaker 1: I hate to use that term whip, but like just
Speaker 1: to get the public in a frenzy to then be like, see,
Speaker 1: this is why we got to be here, this is
Speaker 1: why we exist because we're inducing this also, but we're
Speaker 1: going to completely avoid that part of the analysis. Yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: let's talk about what the right is focused on. Well, uh, other, well,
Speaker 1: actual bad things are happening anything, anything but the real ship, right,
Speaker 1: because we're just we just got talking about just got
Speaker 1: done talking about how systemic racism is completely just that
Speaker 1: it's manifested in the policing system which is now just
Speaker 1: killing people on a daily basis. So now they have
Speaker 1: to pivot because they don't they can't talk about that.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if you saw everything was about
Speaker 1: plant based something that's been a big Hamburger thing, Well
Speaker 1: it all happened because of the Daily Mail, wouldn't you
Speaker 1: believe it? The fantastic you know, Daily Fail. They had
Speaker 1: a fucking article that read, this is the headline, how
Speaker 1: Biden's climate plan could limit you to eat just one
Speaker 1: burger a month, cost three and a half thousand dollars
Speaker 1: a year per person in taxes, forced you to spend
Speaker 1: fifty thousand on electric car, and crush American jobs. Wow.
Speaker 1: That randomized, Right, that's like a randomized right wing a headline, right,
Speaker 1: completely computer generated. I mean I will say this, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Joe Biden's climate plan doesn't go far enough. I think
Speaker 1: many people have acknowled it is that for us to
Speaker 1: not get that degree and a half celsius degree change
Speaker 1: to try and really stave off the worst of it,
Speaker 1: the the United States has to do more than fifty
Speaker 1: percent by the of what Biden is saying, like, we
Speaker 1: also have to take into account how much the United
Speaker 1: States has contributed over time and relative to correcting that,
Speaker 1: it's gonna need to be bigger than fifty cent he
Speaker 1: more than plus, the United States should actually be helping
Speaker 1: many other nations who don't have the means to do
Speaker 1: this as well, Like that's really our duty on top
Speaker 1: of it. But that's a whole other show called We're
Speaker 1: not doing enough. So, yes, this plan will get you
Speaker 1: only one hamburger a month, you piece of ship. That's
Speaker 1: all you deserve. And this is all because Joe Biden
Speaker 1: again I said, Joe Biden is an viro terrorist who
Speaker 1: wants to just you know, save our earth. But the
Speaker 1: reason they got this number about why you only get
Speaker 1: one hamburger a month is they pointed to this study
Speaker 1: that was talking about how consumption would factor into just emissions,
Speaker 1: and it's this one line they hung onto further reducing
Speaker 1: beef by of current levels while replacing of other animal
Speaker 1: based foods results in a per capita decrease in greenhouse
Speaker 1: gas emissions of and because Joe Biden is saying we
Speaker 1: need to bring it down, they're immediately going to you
Speaker 1: get wah Hamburger. So this is uh, I mean like,
Speaker 1: obviously this is the most ridiculous ship on the fucking planet.
Speaker 1: But it's just like again, it's just cutting out like
Speaker 1: who are the actual main perpetrators of climate change of
Speaker 1: gas emissions? Right? I feel like that's like something that
Speaker 1: a lot of like, uh, you know, just like on
Speaker 1: the ground programs and and nonprofits have been trying to
Speaker 1: make people understand for a while where like yes, everyone
Speaker 1: should be trying to cut their emissions as an individual,
Speaker 1: but ultimately it's not like an individual problem. Like you
Speaker 1: can help and you can like do your part and
Speaker 1: like more power to you. But it's like mega corporations
Speaker 1: who Biden doesn't tax adequately. Who are the main perpetrators
Speaker 1: of this ship? This is just so fucking going. How
Speaker 1: about this? What do you only want hamburger? Though? Well wait,
Speaker 1: I want to know what if I had want to hamburgers?
Speaker 1: Guess we're never going to tackle climate change, I mean
Speaker 1: now and then all this does is again because there's
Speaker 1: one study and they're stripping away of all nuance. You
Speaker 1: have people like Jesse Waters goes down. He says this,
Speaker 1: that sounds great, but would Americans have to give up? Like,
Speaker 1: but oh, but what would Americans have to give up
Speaker 1: to make that happen? Americans wo have to cut red
Speaker 1: meat consumption by whopping. That means only one burger a month.
Speaker 1: Just straight regurgitation of this article. Larry cut Low, who's
Speaker 1: famously all the drunk all the time, if you recall
Speaker 1: from the Trump administration, who's just like his Fox News idiot.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, well, I don't think that's really
Speaker 1: gonna happen. There's the studies coming out of the University
Speaker 1: of Michigan says that to meet the Bid and Green
Speaker 1: New Deal targets, America has to get this. America has
Speaker 1: to stop eating meat, stop selling poultry, fish, eggs, dary
Speaker 1: animal based foods. You know, you know as a meat
Speaker 1: Greg Okay, got that. No burgers on the fourth of July,
Speaker 1: no steaks on the barbie. I'm sure Middle America is
Speaker 1: just gonna love that. So get ready. You can throw
Speaker 1: back a plant based beer with your grilled Brussels sprouts
Speaker 1: and have your American flag call it July four green.
Speaker 1: What sur that's what he said. All I did was
Speaker 1: the accent the words I said. We're not he I
Speaker 1: don't know what. And that's why other people like plant
Speaker 1: based beer. If they if they're going to try and
Speaker 1: make people drink plant based beer, good god, what's your
Speaker 1: favorite kind of beer? Mine's fucking fat drippings from a
Speaker 1: roasted pig. What I'm saying this they think is in beer.
Speaker 1: This is beside the point. But call it July fourth
Speaker 1: green is just so awkwardly phrased. It reminds me of
Speaker 1: the Tony Start billboard from last week where bring back
Speaker 1: Tony Start to Life, where you're just like, we've got
Speaker 1: some words out of order here. This is so it,
Speaker 1: like I mean whatever, Like I I want a hamburger
Speaker 1: as as much as the next person. But the the
Speaker 1: amount of like symbolic importance put on the ability to
Speaker 1: eat red meat is uh fucking bizarre. Like I don't well,
Speaker 1: that's all again because they have to. They've they've reduced
Speaker 1: their ideological sauce down to the dumbest parts now And
Speaker 1: it used to it used to be a lot more
Speaker 1: liquid and malleable. Now it's just become this toxic goo
Speaker 1: where all they can be like is like, what are
Speaker 1: you gonna stop eating meat? That's dude, there's real problem.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about that. Yeah, it's not the issue. And
Speaker 1: you look at this Fox News graphic okay, that they
Speaker 1: put on Fox News. It's up in your grill. Biden's
Speaker 1: climb requirements as a picture of a double cheeseburger says
Speaker 1: red meat from die it max four pounds per year,
Speaker 1: one burger per month. What the oh no, there, I
Speaker 1: it doesn't make sense. And it's like, also, that is
Speaker 1: such a silly looking like news screen cap. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: so ridiculous. It's as well they're trying to make it
Speaker 1: look like it's a law world order. It has arrived.
Speaker 1: You will now eat less meat. You will have one
Speaker 1: burger allotted to you per month. I don't want to
Speaker 1: live in the world, honey, where we only get burger
Speaker 1: a month. It's just so embarrassing. But yeah, also, keep
Speaker 1: keep the good name of grilled Brussels sprouts out of
Speaker 1: your mouth, sir. I will call it for the July Green.
Speaker 1: It's good the thing um you guys see Chuck Shumer
Speaker 1: like yeah, sub talking like just enjoying my plan based
Speaker 1: beer windmilling on his ass. Politicians are so embarrassing, but
Speaker 1: I do, like, do it seems like a big d
Speaker 1: Democrat move to be like, oh, hell yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 1: like fight this culture war just because yeah, they don't.
Speaker 1: They don't mind keeping the conversation about bullshit like this
Speaker 1: because the easiest thing to combat in the world, Like
Speaker 1: if everyone kind of benefits from this because it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: let's not talk about an actual problem. Let's like it's
Speaker 1: easy for truck Schumer to dunk on someone for neglecting
Speaker 1: to realize that plants are involved in the production of beer.
Speaker 1: Like it's just yeah, and it actively distracts from like
Speaker 1: the policies the Democrats, won't. I just yeah, I think
Speaker 1: in like watching this enough people understand how these two idiots,
Speaker 1: idiotic groups in d C just keep the ball where
Speaker 1: it is and don't move it forward by just being like, Hey,
Speaker 1: what about me, Oh, which thing beer's made of meat?
Speaker 1: What an idiot? What systemic racism? I haven't heard of it? Also,
Speaker 1: thank you George Floyd for dying like this. These people aren't.
Speaker 1: They don't give a fuck. They're so it's just as
Speaker 1: easy for them to begin talking about this left or
Speaker 1: right then to really get you know, alias start alienating
Speaker 1: racist people by saying we need to completely rethink so
Speaker 1: many things from top to bottom. You know, I can't.
Speaker 1: It was Chuck Schumer going to be like, hey, enjoying
Speaker 1: my plant based beer while I say, what's going on
Speaker 1: with Brianna Taylor's killers? Yeah, like, of course not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's anyway, cool, cool, angle everybody. But you know, that's
Speaker 1: so tight that he was like enjoying my plant based
Speaker 1: beer because I wouldn't even know his plant based Oh right,
Speaker 1: I'm still breathing unclear melean air. Right. I hate I
Speaker 1: anytime centrist Democrats are given a little opportunity to dunk online,
Speaker 1: a piece of my soul passes away. It's so embarrassing
Speaker 1: to watch, especially to watch like Facebook parents engaged with
Speaker 1: it and be like, you go, Chuck, you tell them, Chuck.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh me, yeah, I'm pulling my kids out
Speaker 1: of the public school district. What's that have to do
Speaker 1: with the kids who go there? I don't know. Whatever anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 1: go off, Chuck, I don't know, go huf king love
Speaker 1: your niece's comedy. Technically cousins. Sorry to issue an apology
Speaker 1: to the Schumer family. And I should have done my research, Yes,
Speaker 1: you should have assumed differently when you make a shuk.
Speaker 1: We just go out on that, Jamie. It's been great, happy,
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1: And we're back, and let's talk about you know, we
Speaker 1: were all uh, you know with Chuck Schumer and Spirit
Speaker 1: watching watching those oscars with our plant based beers with
Speaker 1: my fourth July green and as promised, as promised, the
Speaker 1: they were strange. You know. We talked about how Suderberg
Speaker 1: was talking up like all these he under delivered on
Speaker 1: like some of the things. He said that there were
Speaker 1: no like character arcs during the awards that I noticed
Speaker 1: maybe they were happening in the background. Um, you think
Speaker 1: there was going to be character arcs? Yeah, he said.
Speaker 1: He said that presenters will be playing heightened versions of
Speaker 1: themselves and there would be like character arcs. That's a
Speaker 1: that's like a very like I'm cheating on my essay
Speaker 1: way of saying like, yeah, they're performers who are actually
Speaker 1: gonna be on when they have to read something out loud,
Speaker 1: very like it sounds to be like a galaxy brain
Speaker 1: way of being, Like if they're acting kind of confusing
Speaker 1: to you, that's actually an intentional choice and not just
Speaker 1: uh like the situation that I that they've been putting.
Speaker 1: Please keep your eyes open for that, right, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean everyone was acting a little off. Yeah, yeah, oh
Speaker 1: for sure. I I um was looking forward to just
Speaker 1: watching this more than most because I thought, like, one
Speaker 1: way or another, it will be interesting. And like the
Speaker 1: second it started with Regina King like doing that long
Speaker 1: tracking shot of her like walking in like it was
Speaker 1: like a stylized Ocean's eleven thing, I immediately was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hate this because I'm gonna feel sorry for
Speaker 1: everybody who has to like go along with us for
Speaker 1: like I felt so bad for like that was such
Speaker 1: a weird long like I don't know, I mean, she's
Speaker 1: a performer, so she made it great. But Regina King
Speaker 1: made it work, I feel like better than almost anyway.
Speaker 1: Feel like Regina King and Laura Dern and don Cheatle
Speaker 1: were like the top making that very bizarre situation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: was just like what I don't know what was going
Speaker 1: on there. I went to pe I liked my favorite.
Speaker 1: My personal favorite moment was when Regina King said barrat too,
Speaker 1: which I was like, Okay, so Regina King does not
Speaker 1: have time to watch Born and I respect that. I
Speaker 1: respect that. I was I like, you know, like I
Speaker 1: was thought. I thought it was gonna be way more
Speaker 1: cringe e than it was. And I think, sure, like
Speaker 1: there are parts that I just like, but I was,
Speaker 1: I will give it this because it was so I
Speaker 1: watched a lot more than I thought I would, because
Speaker 1: it was a pure departure from the traditional gathering of
Speaker 1: the egos, which is what every award show is, and
Speaker 1: I'm like it. I think the heightened part just felt
Speaker 1: like it's nice to see people kind of be a
Speaker 1: little bit more on rather than like, come out to
Speaker 1: the podium, roll your eyes at the shitty jokes that
Speaker 1: have been written on prompt or open the envelope. That
Speaker 1: it was just different and I but other than that,
Speaker 1: it was messy. But I feel like of all the yeah,
Speaker 1: of all the pandemic award shows, like none of them
Speaker 1: are going to be perfect, but it was like it
Speaker 1: felt like the most technically smooth. I was like paying
Speaker 1: the closest attention. There was no one on Zoom on
Speaker 1: a bad WiFi connection, which I feel like has happened
Speaker 1: on every other award show. Then it's awful. I thought
Speaker 1: that the green screens were funny, like when Sasha Baron
Speaker 1: Cohen looked like he was standing on a bridge in Australia.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, sure, apparently this was the rist Oscars
Speaker 1: that had below ten million viewers. Um, the right wing
Speaker 1: media is yeah, they're now they're wind milling their windmilling
Speaker 1: on the oscars. Yeah, so silly. It's like, yeah, of course,
Speaker 1: and it's not not as many people were watching it
Speaker 1: what this expected. But also I mean like shout out
Speaker 1: to Sugar Bear, you know what I mean, and the
Speaker 1: entire experience unlimited, the DC based Go Go Funk band,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Obviously Sugar Bear, Juni, Juju,
Speaker 1: Mighty mo Keys, we all know the members of that band.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite I'm Glenn Close. I'm a white woman.
Speaker 1: A lot of people seem to believe it. It was
Speaker 1: like clearly written my my Galaxy brand theory. There is
Speaker 1: that Glenn Close knew she was going to lose and
Speaker 1: given what she was nominated for, she absolutely should have
Speaker 1: lost for the eighth time and went to someone knew
Speaker 1: someone and was like, if I'm going to lose my
Speaker 1: eighth Oscar in a row, um, I would like to
Speaker 1: be I would like to look cool at some point.
Speaker 1: That's my theory. She's like, I need a moment because
Speaker 1: I keep losing oscars. Interesting. I wonder if Glenn Close's
Speaker 1: publicist was like, look, we know she can't win for
Speaker 1: this role, but give her a moment. Were like little
Speaker 1: rel Like the writing team reaches out because they wrote
Speaker 1: the bit in the room and they're like, dude, and
Speaker 1: then Glenn could imagine Glenn Close knows about the button
Speaker 1: that would be hilarious, and then they reach out to
Speaker 1: her reps and at first Glenn Close is like, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do anything. And then I'm sure
Speaker 1: someone's like, look, you're about to lose your eight fucking
Speaker 1: oscar in Okay, you're something you don't want the headlines
Speaker 1: to be. Glenn just took eight straight l's you wanted
Speaker 1: to be Glenn Close? Uh, kind of culture vulturing for
Speaker 1: a bit. She did do like a quick aside where
Speaker 1: she was like and you know the but was not
Speaker 1: even nominated, so it didn't even have a chance to
Speaker 1: win an award, which I thought was interesting, Like so
Speaker 1: she was kind of connecting it to her lack of wins.
Speaker 1: I would be interested in the oral history of how
Speaker 1: this bit came to be. I feel like it's extreme,
Speaker 1: it's more complicated than we could possibly imagine. And yeah,
Speaker 1: what was the tug of war? Creatively? Did she have notes?
Speaker 1: Was she like, oh, can we do something maybe related
Speaker 1: to d C because of statehood and approaching statehood? Possibly
Speaker 1: that would think that would feel better for me for
Speaker 1: my character. What's my arc in this comedy bit? Maybe
Speaker 1: that was she was playing a character. That was the
Speaker 1: part that Steven Soderbergh was talking about, like Glenn Close
Speaker 1: is going to be uh a very like cool hip
Speaker 1: hop historian um, and then everybody else just said no.
Speaker 1: I mean you could see in the audience some people
Speaker 1: were like cool Glenn Close, Like I mean I get
Speaker 1: on paper, like that's a funny skit or whatever, but
Speaker 1: in practice, like it's just it. You know, probably went
Speaker 1: went over great in the room. And then yeah, as
Speaker 1: it was happening, it was like this sound this would
Speaker 1: be funnier if you were just joking about it with
Speaker 1: someone and it didn't. Actually it had the vibe of
Speaker 1: a viral video. You know it's fake from the beginning,
Speaker 1: and you're like, it's fake. I get I look, I
Speaker 1: get that the old woman got up, and I'm not
Speaker 1: just say trying to say that disrespectfully. I understand that
Speaker 1: someone from another generation was like, oh yeah, fun with
Speaker 1: the butt or whatever, and like that's blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: But it's just again, I'm like, it's like when Betty
Speaker 1: White got back into movies and like the mid two
Speaker 1: thousands and they're like Grandma's wrapping everyone, Like it kind
Speaker 1: of is that viber. It's like, we know this bit
Speaker 1: isn't real. But then also, I don't know. I think
Speaker 1: that the whole broadcast was so disorienting that some people
Speaker 1: were like, maybe it's real. I don't write. And then
Speaker 1: like the ending was that very strange and abrupt, and
Speaker 1: I felt like it almost made it the whole Oscars
Speaker 1: feel like an art film that was like it was
Speaker 1: like and the ending will just leave you scratching your
Speaker 1: head and being what was that just being like, hey,
Speaker 1: thanks for watching. Well, no, the fact that so they
Speaker 1: did Best Picture first, then they did the Best Acting awards,
Speaker 1: and the Best Acting Awards were the most anti climatic ever,
Speaker 1: because you know, Fern was not was not having She
Speaker 1: was just like, okay, here's a a quote and then
Speaker 1: thank you for this. And then Anthony Hopkins was not
Speaker 1: there and nobody was there to accept the award on
Speaker 1: his behalf and they were like oh, and they were like, okay, bye,
Speaker 1: I that was yeah. That I mean, I guess like
Speaker 1: that is proof that they truly do not know who
Speaker 1: wins until the night of, because it did seem like
Speaker 1: they were very clearly like setting it up for a
Speaker 1: posthumous Chadwick Boseman win, which would have been like really
Speaker 1: beautiful and but but because they said because no one knew,
Speaker 1: it felt like there was this big ending set piece
Speaker 1: set up that just didn't happen. It was I don't
Speaker 1: know it was including Anthony Hopkins himself didn't know he
Speaker 1: was going to win, to the point that he didn't
Speaker 1: show up in if I was Anthony Hopkins, I would
Speaker 1: not think I was going to win. I don't really
Speaker 1: know who am I Where could I possibly offer them?
Speaker 1: And did he become like one of the oldest to
Speaker 1: win that he's the oldest actor to win that award.
Speaker 1: We love our old kings, we love our octogenarians. You know,
Speaker 1: they win the presidency, they win the Oscar. Anthony Hopkins
Speaker 1: goes live on Instagram a lot um and plays his piano,
Speaker 1: So I wonder if he'll that's how he'll be accepting
Speaker 1: this award. He's eighty three. Wow. Yeah, but that was
Speaker 1: like incredible and anticlimactic and like understandably disappointing for literally everybody.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. And also I feel like took Chloe Jaw's
Speaker 1: moment a little bit too, because it was like best
Speaker 1: Picture should have just been last, could have ended on
Speaker 1: a celebratory cool note. Well, the the speeches were offered
Speaker 1: like a nice moment to like where they weren't just
Speaker 1: kind of rushing people off, like they kind of let
Speaker 1: people speak, which I didn't mind it all. But I
Speaker 1: think overall the lesson from this is, don't treat the
Speaker 1: format of these fucking awards shows as sacred at all.
Speaker 1: Like the way they're being done. I don't give a fuck,
Speaker 1: Like I'd rather watch some awkward ass high fever dream
Speaker 1: of an award show than like the again, gathering of
Speaker 1: the egos. Let's all applaud and fucking fake laugh, like
Speaker 1: just I don't know, let me do something, do something different.
Speaker 1: But I think the lesson they learned will be the
Speaker 1: opposite and right that it will be to be desperate
Speaker 1: because the ratings were down and not take into account
Speaker 1: that it was Angelina Julie has to be sitting then
Speaker 1: fifty ft of Brad Pitt for the this year just
Speaker 1: shouldn't count. Like it's just like, of course, not as
Speaker 1: many people are going to watch this year. Not no
Speaker 1: one can see movies. I don't know. It's just half
Speaker 1: the time I was like an indignant or just like upset.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, yeah, maybe I would watch that if
Speaker 1: the theater was open, and I want to have that
Speaker 1: experience again. I'm like, I'm not watching no HBO Max
Speaker 1: version of all these like films. Sometimes I want to
Speaker 1: see them in the large format. What can you do?
Speaker 1: I would like It's like I would like to see
Speaker 1: No Madland, but I know that my attention span is
Speaker 1: not gonna It's not a living room kind of movie.
Speaker 1: You have to like go and see it, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's best watched. Well, uh, doing the New
Speaker 1: York Times cross were puzzle. I'm not not paying any attention.
Speaker 1: Has been my experience. Yeah, Yeah, I think if I
Speaker 1: had to guess, they will ditch the no host format
Speaker 1: for next year's Oscars and book Elon Musk to host
Speaker 1: the Oscars and it'll be a ratings and the Oscars
Speaker 1: are all n f T s What was the what
Speaker 1: was the n f T thing for the Oscars? They were?
Speaker 1: They were? I think that there was an n f
Speaker 1: T in the goody bag. I'm pretty sure that there was. Wait,
Speaker 1: let's fact check this. I'm pretty sure that there are
Speaker 1: that rules. Yeah, there's a chad No, there's a Chadwick
Speaker 1: Boseman n f T. That official. Yeah, I mean, huh huh.
Speaker 1: I still don't totally understand n f T s um,
Speaker 1: but I know I'm I'm not interested in that's gonna
Speaker 1: be worth something, Jamie, because yeah, that's there's only going
Speaker 1: to be two of those, and they're going to be
Speaker 1: a valuable So, I mean, in the end, the estate
Speaker 1: of Chadwick Boseman probably has to feel good overall because
Speaker 1: he did get that n f T. They got that
Speaker 1: n f T, so that's cool. Yeah, the graphic for
Speaker 1: it feels like a fucking flyer for a nightclub like that,
Speaker 1: and it's horribly Why n f T and the swag
Speaker 1: Bag in tribute to Chadwick Boseman, scan this QR code
Speaker 1: now like what it really does? Wow? Okay, and get
Speaker 1: me out of here. Uh let's talk real quick about this. Uh.
Speaker 1: Brittany doc crew, the team behind the Brittany Dock are
Speaker 1: now focusing on the Janet Jackson justin Timberlake super Bowl performance,
Speaker 1: which is definitely I'm so happy that they kind of
Speaker 1: looked at the response to the documentary, They're like, Man,
Speaker 1: a lot of people fucking hate justin Timberlake. Uh, let's
Speaker 1: look into this life. Let's dig into why the documentary.
Speaker 1: The documentary. The documentary induced an apology from him where
Speaker 1: he's like, Hey, I'm so sorry to Brittany and jan
Speaker 1: A Jackson. And I know we've talked about in the
Speaker 1: past about how like how art recollection of that or
Speaker 1: the mainstream media's recollection that has completely fucked up in
Speaker 1: one sided. But yeah, yeah, like you're like, that's right.
Speaker 1: You you kind of left your girl Janet out to
Speaker 1: fucking dry on her own, and she was essentially banished
Speaker 1: from media because of the Viacom executives and like less
Speaker 1: Moon Vez and all those people. There's a there's a
Speaker 1: great episode of Your Wrong about about that like specific
Speaker 1: halftime show too. I'm excited that it's like actually going
Speaker 1: to like get I don't know, I mean, I hope
Speaker 1: Janet Jackson feels good now that people are like finally
Speaker 1: kind of you know, getting her some fairness in this situation,
Speaker 1: because it is so ridiculous to look back on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I know, like there's it seems like they they're
Speaker 1: not sure if she'll participate, you know, because Brittany had
Speaker 1: nothing to do with the other one either. But I
Speaker 1: think some people are also a little critical too, because
Speaker 1: they're like, don't also interview people that's going to allow
Speaker 1: them to revise their own history, like their relationship to
Speaker 1: what happened, just by virtue of including them in this.
Speaker 1: So I think it's going to be a a very
Speaker 1: interesting production if it all comes together. But yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: it was inevitable, I think given that his justin Timberlake's
Speaker 1: apology from that was like and also Jamie Jackson, right,
Speaker 1: hey guys, well we're talking um. Well, Jamie, it's been
Speaker 1: such a pleasure having you as always? Where can people
Speaker 1: find you and follow you? You can find find me
Speaker 1: in the all the normal places at Jamie Loft's Help
Speaker 1: on Twitter, Jamie christ Superstar on Instagram, and uh, I
Speaker 1: have a new podcast coming out in in June about
Speaker 1: Kathy comics, so you can listen to or you can
Speaker 1: listen to a Lolita podcast, spectel Cast, My Year and
Speaker 1: Mensa Choose Your Poison. All award winning, are all award
Speaker 1: winning and wonderful. They're all getting on base. You know why,
Speaker 1: because they're all hits. I get I get it. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? I get that reference, got it?
Speaker 1: My friends of Fenway. Jamie, is there a tweet or
Speaker 1: some of the work of social media you've been enjoying? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is my favorite Oscar's related tweet. It's from Matt Bushell.
Speaker 1: Uh and it's the screen cap of Sasha Baron Cohen
Speaker 1: and Isla Fishers standing in like doing that. I don't know.
Speaker 1: They were holding each other's arms for the whole ceremony,
Speaker 1: and he captioned it, my husband and I love your
Speaker 1: energy and mind if we buy you a drink was
Speaker 1: absolutely what they were giving off your miles. Where can
Speaker 1: people find you what tweet you've been enjoying Twitter, Instagram,
Speaker 1: Miles of Gray. Also the other podcast for twenty Day Fiance.
Speaker 1: Some tweets that I'm liking, you know, all Oscar related.
Speaker 1: First one is from matt Leeb at matt Leeb Trent
Speaker 1: Resner holding his Oscar. I want to thank you like
Speaker 1: an animal because he did not get to say thank
Speaker 1: you whatever you needed to say him. And Attic has
Speaker 1: doubled up on the namies. Wow. Yeah. And then the
Speaker 1: Lucas brothers, they, i mean, their projects had a good night.
Speaker 1: But at Lucas Pro tweeted we may not have gotten
Speaker 1: an Oscar, but at the very least we probably got Covida.
Speaker 1: They're worth something that covid that you got at the Oscars.
Speaker 1: Not many people can at Union Station Union. Let's see
Speaker 1: a couple of tweets I've been enjoying. Julie Klausser for
Speaker 1: some reason, this killed me, like have like a quarter
Speaker 1: of the way into the oscar. She was just like,
Speaker 1: is this a fundraiser? Really kind of that? But oh
Speaker 1: wow that's great, Yeah, really well made fucking fundraise. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Fun drive, I don't know drive it is for whatever.
Speaker 1: Brian Granston was talking about for the Washington campus and
Speaker 1: then uh Art Bravera hollowed at Social Practice or tweeted
Speaker 1: it goes like this, the fourth, the fifth, the whiskey drank,
Speaker 1: the vodka, drank the baffle King composing Chumba Bomba and
Speaker 1: I really liked that. You can find us on Twitter
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