Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one, eight two,
Speaker 1: Episode one of the Daily Like Guys, the production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. This is a podcast where we take
Speaker 1: a deep dive into America's share consciousness. It is Monday,
Speaker 1: April one. My name is Jack O'Brien a K. We
Speaker 1: don't reveal the gender. Instead, we choose to go with
Speaker 1: Tenner Bright Explosion. We don't reveal the gender, but we
Speaker 1: blew up the box and now the waters toxic. Hey.
Speaker 1: That is courtesy of Rob Cunningham. You know him as
Speaker 1: at Math Demigod and I'm thrilled to be joined as
Speaker 1: always by my co host, Mr Miles Gras Miles Gray
Speaker 1: a K m F zoom a k A is Miles G,
Speaker 1: the one who put the hot takes in your podcast.
Speaker 1: Never met a listener that could share me. Uh And
Speaker 1: that's just a quick reference. Shock G, rest in pieces,
Speaker 1: Shock G and Black Rob. A lot of rappers as
Speaker 1: the way the last week. So rest in peace to
Speaker 1: those passed away. Yeah, Shock just passed away. Yeah Yeah,
Speaker 1: you sounded like shock when you did that. Shock. I
Speaker 1: don't know if that was. I'm just trying to get
Speaker 1: those It's it's a fine line between shock g and
Speaker 1: shock g Yeah, shack g one who put the satting
Speaker 1: on your if on your panties and be like okay,
Speaker 1: maybe uh well, Miles, we are thrilled, beyond be joined,
Speaker 1: beyond giddy to be joined by a legend. He is
Speaker 1: the hilarious, the talented J. B. Smill Building. Welcome, Welcome.
Speaker 1: How you liking the pod life? Man? No, it's cool, man,
Speaker 1: We're having a great time. You know, this is tutting
Speaker 1: on new ground for us. But you know, I haven't
Speaker 1: done a lot of podcasts and the guest. It's different
Speaker 1: from you know, getting your ship right and recording and
Speaker 1: doing all that. And we record and my show is
Speaker 1: a daily show, so you know, yeah, we gotta stop
Speaker 1: tyle a bunch of them for the whole year. So
Speaker 1: we're we're far ahead of the game though. So it's
Speaker 1: a good thing. And you know what, and I'm trying
Speaker 1: to better I'm trying to better people out there. So
Speaker 1: this is a great, great podcast to do. So we're
Speaker 1: having a great goddamn time. And you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: helping people, from helping my god themselves to some I'm
Speaker 1: tilling you got to help yourself while you're helping other
Speaker 1: people there. You going, yeah, I gotta I gotta reservoir
Speaker 1: of of give a fuck, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I gotta reservoir give a fox So that way I
Speaker 1: can give a funk about people plenty. So I mean, wow,
Speaker 1: that's you're a rich man because we're living in the
Speaker 1: age where not many people have FUNX to give these days,
Speaker 1: people don't have to give. I'm giving it. I'm giving
Speaker 1: it away. I have an abundance of it. Sounds like
Speaker 1: d M verse Star podcast where it just rains us
Speaker 1: of life as we go through the news. You gotta
Speaker 1: have something. You gotta look in the mirror every morning,
Speaker 1: staring next through that mirror, and you get up in
Speaker 1: the morning and saying and mortivate yourself to give a
Speaker 1: fun Oh yeah, we'll talk about your new podcast. May
Speaker 1: I elaborate a little bit later, but yeah, thank you
Speaker 1: checking on all that. All right, We are going to
Speaker 1: get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
Speaker 1: we're gonna tell our listeners a couple of the things
Speaker 1: we're talking about. We're going to talk about a dad
Speaker 1: who says Disney is too woke. Uh, We're gonna talk
Speaker 1: about yet another Capital Stormer telling on themselves. We're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about Republican stam Petty. Uh, We'll talk about the
Speaker 1: Florida couple who playned a wedding at a mansion. Uh.
Speaker 1: They did not own, did not have the right to
Speaker 1: be at. But it was God. But God told them
Speaker 1: they were supposed to have the wedding there. So you
Speaker 1: can't count that up. I mean, back in biblical times,
Speaker 1: God was telling people, you know, very significant ship. Now
Speaker 1: God is telling people where to plan their Instagram and wedding.
Speaker 1: We are going to talk about the thing that my A.
Speaker 1: K was referencing, the gender reveal earthquake, damn near earthquake
Speaker 1: that happened, and whether we need another Roaring twenties, all
Speaker 1: of that and plenty more. But first, JB, we like
Speaker 1: to ask our guests, what is something from your search
Speaker 1: history that is revealing about who you are, what you're
Speaker 1: up to, that sort of thing you know I've been doing.
Speaker 1: I got these two two big gass dogs, man, So
Speaker 1: you know washing the big gass dogs is a tour,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Yeah, I'm telling you, man,
Speaker 1: how big are we talking? I got two Gordon centers
Speaker 1: met they both two two year old siblings. See, here's
Speaker 1: the thing that they have not developed. It is. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's out there. I've been I've been googling and see
Speaker 1: if they have a power washer for do you know,
Speaker 1: I mean something that can get bound not hurt them.
Speaker 1: Get into the first and clean it real good from
Speaker 1: there from their skin outward, and pull all the grime
Speaker 1: and dirt. Because these dogs run around. They fight, all
Speaker 1: got them. They got slobber over, they got them neck
Speaker 1: like you didn't mean to think of these goals. These
Speaker 1: dogs wrestle and fucking diving the pool. Sometimes I got
Speaker 1: time to get the funk out the pool, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So and they go behind my trees.
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta roll trees, privacy trees. They will
Speaker 1: be behind the trees and run between the trees and
Speaker 1: the fence. They squeeze behind there. They hunt for lizards
Speaker 1: all day. They love them. They know, they love fucking lizards. Man,
Speaker 1: They love them like I love candy fish. They're like
Speaker 1: fucking lizards. They love them, and they lizards all day.
Speaker 1: And then it moves every morning. These sucking ducks, these
Speaker 1: fucking crazy ducks laying in my pool every morning and
Speaker 1: every morning open my eyes because I have my little
Speaker 1: patio door up and out to see the pool. When
Speaker 1: I get up and the and the sucking ducks two
Speaker 1: or three ducks a fan. It's a family of them.
Speaker 1: And they man, how many times I say get the
Speaker 1: funk out my pool? They come back every morning like
Speaker 1: ducks don't understand fanity or English at all. You know
Speaker 1: you're thinking about now. They were no, get the funk
Speaker 1: out my pool because I said enough times. And I'm
Speaker 1: sure I'm not the only one in the neighborhood. But
Speaker 1: what he's sucking. Dudes are using the landing plaid pad
Speaker 1: into my damn pool every morning, and my dogs love
Speaker 1: to chase him. So every morning I opened the door,
Speaker 1: let the dogs chase him away. It's a game. Now
Speaker 1: I almost play games with each other. You know that
Speaker 1: the ducks are fucking with the dog. The squirrels are
Speaker 1: working with the dogs. The squirrels sit on top of
Speaker 1: the fence knowing the dogs can't reach them, and the
Speaker 1: tail and the tail is just moving like like like
Speaker 1: you can't get this baby. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You gotta ladder, a doggy ladder. But I was searching
Speaker 1: for to see if there's anyway I can get down
Speaker 1: without having to scrub. I's been an hour a piece
Speaker 1: on these dogs, watching them, you know. So I was
Speaker 1: looking for this mobile, several mobile dogie groomers. They got
Speaker 1: a van. It's equipped with all the ship they need.
Speaker 1: You know, you got the water built in already, and
Speaker 1: they wash your dog for your wash your dog. Then
Speaker 1: they do somethingwhere but no charge, no extra charge. They
Speaker 1: do the ant no glands or something like that. I
Speaker 1: said what first? I said, what the fuck is that?
Speaker 1: You feel me? What the fun is that? And why
Speaker 1: is free for you? Yeah? What do you the way
Speaker 1: I see it? If they offer it something I was
Speaker 1: supposed to be doing when I washed my dog, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. And you know I'm not qualified
Speaker 1: to do the antal antal probe and ship and I'm
Speaker 1: not qualified. That's supposed to be just legendary stink. That's
Speaker 1: my second search. So I was like, am I supposed
Speaker 1: a searchain Google? Am I supposed to check my dogs?
Speaker 1: Ain't no glands? To make sure? You know? Is this
Speaker 1: something I'm supposed to do? I'm washing them? Know what
Speaker 1: the what is my responsibility to the to the anal
Speaker 1: gland as an owner right, as an owner. So but
Speaker 1: they provide that service for you and threw that in there,
Speaker 1: So I'm guessing that's what they do when they come
Speaker 1: to mobile GROOMA comes from something. It's funny that you
Speaker 1: brought up the pressure washer, because I was just reading
Speaker 1: a story about there was a like a car like
Speaker 1: a self car wash place where the owners are getting
Speaker 1: mad because someone keeps bringing their horses there. Oh and
Speaker 1: they're just hitting their horses with their car washer and
Speaker 1: then just getting out real quick. If you put you
Speaker 1: if you're if you're further enough back and it's not
Speaker 1: you know, the closer you get there, that's gonna hurt
Speaker 1: them back. Now it's gonna spread out. It's gonna spread
Speaker 1: and get nice. You know. That was the idea. I
Speaker 1: think the same owner was like, yeah, this distance, I
Speaker 1: can get all my horses done in about fifteen Wait
Speaker 1: one of those like sponge cave things. They were just
Speaker 1: riding their horse through that. Yeah, like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you know how like some of them like you see
Speaker 1: in l A Like it'll be like a concrete stall. Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: not know not like d not a bad idea. A
Speaker 1: horse is a fucking vehicle. So you can't sit there
Speaker 1: and say a horse not a vehicle. Horse classifies that's somebody.
Speaker 1: That is someone's car. That horse is someone's transportation in
Speaker 1: their fucking car. So you can't exclude a horse from
Speaker 1: from the equation that measure all vehicles and horsepower like
Speaker 1: they're the original, they're the original vehicle. Don't hate lawsuit? Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: land Mark, what is something you think is overrated? Meat?
Speaker 1: Fucking meat has lost its luster, bro. You know when
Speaker 1: you see when you see these animals walking around and
Speaker 1: kicking it like regular you see cows and ship in
Speaker 1: the past room, you're like, driv into San Francisco or
Speaker 1: some ship you see you smell them. Have you ever
Speaker 1: driven in that little area the mouse stretch and you're like,
Speaker 1: fuck me, man, You're sitting there trying to events. You're
Speaker 1: trying to do everything you can, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: And and oh my god, yeah man, I'm telling you man,
Speaker 1: that order gets into the meat when they're sucking slaughtering
Speaker 1: thether animals. I'm guaranteed there's no way that it's kind
Speaker 1: of going to a club. You go to a nightclub
Speaker 1: and you're dancing your sucking ass off, man, But people
Speaker 1: are smoking in there too, and you're sweating, and you
Speaker 1: get home and your sucking shirt has has taken on
Speaker 1: the essence and the smell of fucking nicotine. Then oh fun, Yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly what meat does. Meat takes on whatever's around it.
Speaker 1: It pulls it in and it sucks it up. Man.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm I'm a vegan. I'm a full time vegan,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna vegan. Yeah, I'm a vegan. So uh fo.
Speaker 1: Years though now I would say this much. Four years ago,
Speaker 1: I was not a vegan. I was part time, full time.
Speaker 1: My wife been eventually turning vegan forever. Now. I was
Speaker 1: considered myself part time vegan, full time carnivore for like years,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. For years I was part
Speaker 1: time full time. So when I was traveling, I used
Speaker 1: to go, you know, as Land on my stand up tour.
Speaker 1: I would get to the hotel, drop my bags off,
Speaker 1: and that would go find me a buffalo, wild wings
Speaker 1: or some of them, or I would take recommendations for
Speaker 1: the best wing spots or something like that, you know,
Speaker 1: the best restaurants or whatever you know, and I would
Speaker 1: I would partake in that and judge that ship based
Speaker 1: on my own taste. Buzz and ship would say this
Speaker 1: ain't ship, or say Yo's bone. What's your favorite of
Speaker 1: vegan restaurant in l a Oho? Man, Um, you know what,
Speaker 1: I love Craigs because Craigs is not a vegan restaurant,
Speaker 1: but I love some of the menu. Now, my favorite favorite,
Speaker 1: you know, is Sage Vegan b Stro. Now we got
Speaker 1: a brand new one up here up in the valley.
Speaker 1: We got they got feel them and also they're attached
Speaker 1: also to Cafe Gratitude, you know, great great place, man,
Speaker 1: And actually we are invested in Stage Vegan b Stro. Amazing,
Speaker 1: amazing restaurants. You want some good, great food, you make
Speaker 1: sure you hit Sage up man, it's great, man. And
Speaker 1: the ice cream that they have in there too, or
Speaker 1: the cream that kind cream, Holy ship, Man, great ice cream.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, man. Meat is overrated at this point. Man.
Speaker 1: Have you once in a while, you know, you get
Speaker 1: a recall on some fucking meat you hate that ship
Speaker 1: you just had a barbecue or some ship You're like
Speaker 1: just real mad, fucking chickens and fucking had burgers and
Speaker 1: all SuDS, Like, oh we had a recall on some
Speaker 1: something other points and then and some chicken if you
Speaker 1: bought it from this from this market, and then this
Speaker 1: is the skew numbers and ship and this this is
Speaker 1: the you know, if you had it uh for the
Speaker 1: past few months and your date arrange where you're gonna
Speaker 1: suck your body up. It's a range of this, like
Speaker 1: in between March of March, March twelve and May first,
Speaker 1: or some like that, Like I just had to barbecue
Speaker 1: mockery and I had diarrhea after that. Ship Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: bad meat, bad meat, and suck you up man, and
Speaker 1: bad meat. Here's nothing but badass meat. If you got
Speaker 1: bad teeth, oh man, don't have bad teeth and eat
Speaker 1: bad meat. Ship, don't go together, man, word to the wise,
Speaker 1: bad teeth. No. No. Do you feel healthier now that
Speaker 1: you're like a vegan? Like do you have more energy?
Speaker 1: What's your review of dum vegan? Oh man, it's health
Speaker 1: benefits of it, So we're not converted to full veganism.
Speaker 1: What happened was I was I went to this restaurant
Speaker 1: to a bup of wild rings. I sat there, order
Speaker 1: my typical tim karayaki tim bob qu a bunch of
Speaker 1: extra carrots, extra celery extra extra dippering sauces and ship,
Speaker 1: you know. And then I sat there. I got through
Speaker 1: half of that ship, got through half of it, and
Speaker 1: I said there, I just sat there was you know,
Speaker 1: I go there, I look at my scores, took the
Speaker 1: football games out or whatever. And man, halfway through it, Man,
Speaker 1: I was over it. Man, you're done. I stopped. I
Speaker 1: spent the rest of it into a napkin, you know.
Speaker 1: And I don't just expect to anybody out there, who
Speaker 1: does you know, you know, but I spit on my
Speaker 1: wouldn't paid my bill. That's the last time I had
Speaker 1: had meat that's had met. It was like a spiritual experience.
Speaker 1: You hit, you hit meat rock bottom. I'm Carolina. Man,
Speaker 1: I don't try it all, bro, I don't had it all.
Speaker 1: Sucking bear meat, dear meat, squirrel, fucking rabbit, you name it. Man,
Speaker 1: I don't hear it. Hey, I had it all, man
Speaker 1: had all that ship from man from North Carolina. Ship. Man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you've been the heights of meat consumption the rest of
Speaker 1: how many times? How many animals it make sausage out
Speaker 1: of many around sauce bam sausages and ship. Oh man,
Speaker 1: you know, people know they meat can make anything, any
Speaker 1: fucking things out of my mouth watering over here. But
Speaker 1: I mean, but I'm over it, man, I'm sucking over it. Man.
Speaker 1: I'm now I'm invested in in fucking all the vegan ship.
Speaker 1: You know, realize this, to suppose the fucking the whole
Speaker 1: planet of our domestic animals that we're fucking partaking meals from,
Speaker 1: just funk around and get some wild pandemic, e fucking
Speaker 1: disease that we cannot eat these motherfucker's no more. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Earth runs the ship. Don't don't be don't get
Speaker 1: it twisted. Were fucking plant it up already. You know,
Speaker 1: we're sucking it up. So think about that ship. There's
Speaker 1: this book spillover that is all. It was basically completely
Speaker 1: predicted the pandemic we just lived through. And it's all
Speaker 1: about it's all about what you're talking about that like,
Speaker 1: you know, diseases going from animal to human and yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that's animals. Animals eat their own ship. Sometimes
Speaker 1: you animals eat young you. You'll be surprised what the
Speaker 1: animals do when you're really looking to it and guess
Speaker 1: what the funk you eating? Ship? Yeah? Wow? It what
Speaker 1: is something you take it as underrated shire. I just
Speaker 1: said it. Vegan restaurants, vegan man. I eat this product.
Speaker 1: Man I love called just eggs. Motherfucker, if I didn't
Speaker 1: tell you, if I didn't tell your ass, it wasn't
Speaker 1: sucking eggs. Let me tell you something, you'll scramble that
Speaker 1: ship the funk up. I won't say a motherfucking thing.
Speaker 1: I'll make you a goddamn armor. That's the way you
Speaker 1: normally eat your armless. Some onions and peppers in that bitch.
Speaker 1: Season up with salt and pepper. Throw that ship on
Speaker 1: the fucking Bagel and one of those everything Bagels, like,
Speaker 1: I like, now, that's that's that ship you want me
Speaker 1: to that fucking everything Bagel. Everything in that bitch you
Speaker 1: eat that motherfucker. That ship does everything, pay your bills,
Speaker 1: get your new lady. Everything Bagel is everything, everything everything
Speaker 1: in that motherfucking man everything you need, Apple, TVs and
Speaker 1: that motherfucker everything broke my rest the TV came out.
Speaker 1: There's everything, Bagel got it all boy, every tell you something.
Speaker 1: I loved everything Bagel. Now they have everything Ago fucking
Speaker 1: season and how damren you I put that sh on
Speaker 1: the ice cream cold. That's just what no there is
Speaker 1: Have you heard? There's ice cream, there's everything, bagel. They
Speaker 1: got so much ship now it's unbelievable. Have you tried
Speaker 1: to nacho invitation bacon season? Oh? Nacho? Wait? What is nacho?
Speaker 1: Nacho imitation bacon season? It? Oh? Fuck it delicious? So
Speaker 1: it tastes like nachos and bacon. Yeah, you speak with
Speaker 1: that show Impossible Burger or something like that. Who kiss
Speaker 1: my ass? Bro? What Tony Man? I know all that,
Speaker 1: I know all the tricks and ship. I know what's
Speaker 1: your what's your cooking show coming out? Hey? Hey, I
Speaker 1: need I need a cooking show, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Or these networks that come get his check real quickly? Man?
Speaker 1: We know Hey? Have you have you guys? Ever try
Speaker 1: banana blossom? No, I don't think banana blossom is a
Speaker 1: is a part of the banana tree. Right this it
Speaker 1: has the consistency of fucking fish. Season it up right,
Speaker 1: here's the kicker. You get some of that dry seaweed, right,
Speaker 1: wrap it and dry seaweed, and guess what the seaweed does.
Speaker 1: It gives you the fish taste right from the sea.
Speaker 1: That seaweed. It smells like fish. You're season that ship
Speaker 1: up like you would normally do seafood and fish man
Speaker 1: beer batter that motherfucker deep fry it. Yeah, I'm looking
Speaker 1: at a right now. It looks like a straight up
Speaker 1: just to play the fish and chips. Like, hey man,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now it's it will blow your
Speaker 1: mind and you can make a crab kick out of it.
Speaker 1: M okay. So JB's vegan cooking corner coming. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you right now, blow your mind. You will thank me later.
Speaker 1: You're like, yo, this is killer and it's not fish
Speaker 1: man hit you up on Twitter. I'm like, I got
Speaker 1: a JB. I told you, Hey, I turned. People want
Speaker 1: some cool ship, bro, We get it in around We
Speaker 1: get it in and I got my own goddamn garden
Speaker 1: around here, feeling we got We got this big gass
Speaker 1: garden made by this other company named L A l
Speaker 1: A Urban Farms. It's the vertical garden. Bro. Ship little
Speaker 1: pots and ship put a little pots in there, and
Speaker 1: that ship just grow. We grow kale, fucking shark, all
Speaker 1: out sucking herbs everything. Man. Basils are fucking green, onions, tomatoes, peppers,
Speaker 1: you name it. Man. People come to my house, they're shopping.
Speaker 1: You know what. And then then I personally stole two
Speaker 1: or three shopping carts from sucking Ralphs and ship of vans,
Speaker 1: but one of those places and ship the whole foods.
Speaker 1: I stole some shopping carts and ships, and now and
Speaker 1: then I spray painting over the name whole foods and ships.
Speaker 1: So I got will be a four of those motherfucker's
Speaker 1: from my friends come over because I got an over
Speaker 1: abundance of vegetables. Now you know, I got three of them.
Speaker 1: Each pod hosts twenty eight vegetables, so that's a lot
Speaker 1: of food. You gotta be able to consume all that ship.
Speaker 1: So I gotta call my friends and say, yo, man,
Speaker 1: come on me and go shopping. You know, I had
Speaker 1: a little girl part of time to do the cash
Speaker 1: by just doing ship. So this ship a real. It's
Speaker 1: like I heard your prices are exorbitant. That up up, up,
Speaker 1: Like you don't have a bag. Okay, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: one for five bucks. Hey, my ship, My ship is
Speaker 1: beyond organic. This ship, my ship organic just water and sunning. Right, Hey,
Speaker 1: you bring your shopping car. You've got a little basket,
Speaker 1: a little baskets to the little basketball handheld ones I
Speaker 1: got the older ship people to put their little take
Speaker 1: the little basketble and put him in there. I wait
Speaker 1: that ship. I charge him with charge him, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. That's how you do it. See I'm thinking.
Speaker 1: See I'm damn I'm not a I'm not a doomsday prepper,
Speaker 1: but goddamnit, I'm prepared. Put it like that go down.
Speaker 1: You're like, I don't need I don't need ship prepper.
Speaker 1: Butter hey, you better be that ship. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: keep waiting around for these animals to get some bullshit
Speaker 1: happened to him. You gotta stock up on some ship.
Speaker 1: You better stock up on ship that's easy to get around.
Speaker 1: You want to. I got my crew. You don't know
Speaker 1: where none of this ship going there. You know we
Speaker 1: might get they might just the Earth might be giving
Speaker 1: us a little break. You know, I'm gonna think charge.
Speaker 1: I'm gonnat them think they're in charge, and that might
Speaker 1: hit the motherfucker with something different hit them. Just we're
Speaker 1: just in uh like abnormally long period between enormous asteroids strikes.
Speaker 1: We're waiting for the ship to have happen. And you
Speaker 1: better learn how to kill a motherfucking zombie. You better
Speaker 1: watching Dead or something like that. You better watch Walking Dead,
Speaker 1: all those zombie movies, and oh, let's bench watch all
Speaker 1: the zombie movies. Get all that fucking knowledge, and you
Speaker 1: butter ain't better watch zombie movies and neked and afraid,
Speaker 1: better watch is afraid? And ship you better watch that ship.
Speaker 1: Man sunk around people gonna be robbing people for clothing
Speaker 1: because all this ship, this ship shut the funk down.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, you might be careful. You better
Speaker 1: be prepared mentally, at least im mentally. Stop thinking some
Speaker 1: stock stockpiling, some ship. There's some case some bullshit go down.
Speaker 1: You know, I got my RV, got my r V. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're you're telling us about that, no mad land life.
Speaker 1: I got this goddamn I got this damn RV sitting
Speaker 1: in my driveway, stop piled, ready to go. It's some
Speaker 1: bullshit go, dawn. See, I'm trying to get somebody RV,
Speaker 1: get my RV guy to come over here and then
Speaker 1: start some machine guns on that motherfucker, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. And those and those are and then those gates,
Speaker 1: those gates like like like the Bodegas in New York,
Speaker 1: roll Gate, the roll gate. But that roll gate on
Speaker 1: the windshield with that doesn't look Behold, I can see
Speaker 1: what I'm driving at. You know what I'm saying. You,
Speaker 1: But but you, but you think like Mad Max. You
Speaker 1: got damn right. You better think like Mad Max sucking around.
Speaker 1: I mean the water shortage that's coming now. People should
Speaker 1: be writing all this down. People should write all this
Speaker 1: ship down right now. People, people better write. People better
Speaker 1: write this ship down and document this. I'm saying. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you JP was right. Give me RV stuck some ship.
Speaker 1: Get outdoor garden she all this ship is gonna come here,
Speaker 1: hand you bro this movie. Learn how to make make
Speaker 1: how to how to make that beer bad at fish,
Speaker 1: There we come. You're talking about that goddamn beer meat,
Speaker 1: beer meat. You're sucking jaws get tied to that ship,
Speaker 1: that ship, fucking tough man. Jaws, get muscles and ship.
Speaker 1: You'd be like, fuck, your head starts to look like
Speaker 1: Barry Bond jaw muscles and meat the ship like gum,
Speaker 1: like like gum. That's pretty gross. It's pretty gross. Alright,
Speaker 1: Let's take a quick break and we'll come back and
Speaker 1: talk about some stories. And we're back and let's check
Speaker 1: in with this self identified white Christian conservative who also
Speaker 1: looks like it's like a background character from while the type,
Speaker 1: just in the context of Disney. That's kind of the
Speaker 1: vibe he's given off. And he has some thoughts about
Speaker 1: the the wokening of Disney. He said, Disney World has
Speaker 1: become so woke that he can no longer give his money.
Speaker 1: He this is He's like, I go on to Disney
Speaker 1: cruises a year. I take annual trips with my family.
Speaker 1: We spend lots of money in Orlando. But this is
Speaker 1: too much. I'm just gonna read some of the lines
Speaker 1: he wrote in this op ed. First, he's talking about
Speaker 1: the Jungle Cruise. He said, Trader Sam is out because
Speaker 1: he might offend certain people. Every growing up in the
Speaker 1: room realizes that Trader Sam is not a representation of
Speaker 1: reality and is meant as a funny and silly caricature.
Speaker 1: It is no more based in racism than every Disney
Speaker 1: character of an caricature of an out of touch white
Speaker 1: American dad. So that's just that's the real victim. I've
Speaker 1: always said, out of touch white American dad need a
Speaker 1: better shake, you know, Mr Incredible is the real race racist.
Speaker 1: He said, then he goes talking about Splash Mountain, who
Speaker 1: we know is about Song of the South, the one
Speaker 1: of the most racist cartoons. He says Disney. Disney proclaims
Speaker 1: that Splash Mountain must change because of its association with
Speaker 1: the film. Disney owns Splash Mountains, so he can do
Speaker 1: what it wants. But if Disney screams at the top
Speaker 1: of its corporate voice, which is pretty loud, that it
Speaker 1: is changing to appease a certain political point of view.
Speaker 1: Now every time I look at the ride, I'm thinking
Speaker 1: about politics really really yeah, man, I mean damn saying,
Speaker 1: goddamn saying how things start to blur the lines man,
Speaker 1: And people don't understand. Man, they don't understand trying to
Speaker 1: make the playing field even on everything. Man, they they
Speaker 1: don't understand that ship. You know, in that case, when
Speaker 1: you go to Disney World, you might as well just
Speaker 1: have everybody when you when the park is clothing and
Speaker 1: have all the characters waves to you, and they all
Speaker 1: took their fucking mask. They hooked their fucking costumes off
Speaker 1: right in front of you so you can see who's
Speaker 1: unneath that motherfucker. You know, if you're not worried about ship, right, up.
Speaker 1: That's what's gonna happen when that motherfucker take the top
Speaker 1: of the head hat off and ship as a dude
Speaker 1: name name named Tyrone, that motherfucker or some ship. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Well, he's not he's not happy
Speaker 1: about that. If you're thinking about that kind of ship,
Speaker 1: imagine these characters are not real. That's motherfucker's inside these
Speaker 1: costumes who have different races, different beliefs, different everything. So
Speaker 1: if you if you you keep scratching the surface, you
Speaker 1: you won't really find out more than you really trying
Speaker 1: to find out. So I think there's parts of that
Speaker 1: too with like the Jungle Crews, right, because there will
Speaker 1: be depictions of like Africans and you know, white people
Speaker 1: in so Far and they're like these robots, and most
Speaker 1: people like, yo, this is offensive. This is like some
Speaker 1: dumb regressive ship, and so like, let's get rid of that.
Speaker 1: And then this guy's like this, but that's not real,
Speaker 1: So it shouldn't be People shouldn't be offended because it's
Speaker 1: not real. It's like, that's not it's the imagery. And
Speaker 1: also they need to get the haircut that I want
Speaker 1: them to have. Yeah, hey, you know you start com
Speaker 1: playing about one thing, you started playing about a lot
Speaker 1: of things, and yeah, it never it never ends, man. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He goes on talking about Pirates of the Caribbean, which
Speaker 1: you know they've changed in the years because their scenes
Speaker 1: are like the you know, the pirates are chasing women
Speaker 1: around and like harassing them. So they're like, no, I
Speaker 1: don't think we don't need to have that. So what
Speaker 1: he says is now we don't even ride this ride
Speaker 1: every trip when my family rides it, it's with all
Speaker 1: the scenes changed. It takes us out of the illusion
Speaker 1: because they remind us of reality. I'm sure that's I'm
Speaker 1: sure that complaint is coming directly from his kids and
Speaker 1: not at all from his Yeah, man, things things and
Speaker 1: things have gotten complicated. Man's you know, a lot of
Speaker 1: ship gotta go away, but a lot of ship gotta come.
Speaker 1: So nothing you can you know, you know, everything everything changes, man,
Speaker 1: This every every day on this planet should changes. Both
Speaker 1: views change, people, wokeness changes. Everything fucking dis constantly evolves.
Speaker 1: You know, the only way you're gonna get rid of
Speaker 1: all the bullshit is everybody who's talking ship and bullshit
Speaker 1: gotta die off. People gotta die off, man, And new
Speaker 1: people gotta be created, new thought, new thoughts got to
Speaker 1: be created. But all the motherfucker's here who who causing
Speaker 1: issues and doing dumb ship gotta die off, you know,
Speaker 1: so we gotta we gotta be We won't ship. I'll
Speaker 1: tell people all the time, you won't see all this
Speaker 1: ship change in your lifetime. Takes a hundred years too,
Speaker 1: It might be two generations before you see this whole
Speaker 1: place fucking change. Yeah, And I think for this specific version,
Speaker 1: this person just does not want to be reminded that
Speaker 1: things are changing, and you don't want to be that
Speaker 1: don't change. Yeah, so exactly. So he's like, my safe
Speaker 1: space is to go to Disneyland where I can pretend
Speaker 1: that white people, you know, their supremacy is not being threatened,
Speaker 1: and I don't have to be reminded that you change
Speaker 1: the ride because it's a racist. You gotta start some God,
Speaker 1: you got to start somewhere, God damn it. And the
Speaker 1: only way people are gonna all enjoy, you know, this
Speaker 1: place is the world to fucking wonder, this place you
Speaker 1: go to to enjoy yourself and enjoy it on a
Speaker 1: you know, you want everyone to enjoy it. You don't
Speaker 1: enjoy it where it is that excluse. Everybody else wanted
Speaker 1: to enjoy it for what it is and why they
Speaker 1: bring their kids there and why they want to have
Speaker 1: a great time doing, you know, enjoying the day there. Right,
Speaker 1: if you sit there and you focus on all that ship, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's where that's where they're at. He is legitimately,
Speaker 1: he is legitimately mad about the haircut thing, right, because
Speaker 1: didn't Disney just make it so that people could like
Speaker 1: wear their hair however they want to. Where you should
Speaker 1: wear your fucking hair anyway you fucking wants fucking hair.
Speaker 1: You should be able to wear that ship. Huw the
Speaker 1: funk you want? Man, she's gonna take his tourus dollars
Speaker 1: elsewhere if that's happening it. Who When do people start
Speaker 1: judging your hairstyles? That's because they don't, because yeah, that's
Speaker 1: the only way that they can kind of come sort
Speaker 1: of sort of take shots at this progress, and because
Speaker 1: they don't like to see people of color like getting
Speaker 1: any you start doing the last resort, that's when you
Speaker 1: stop really reaching reaching too hard. You know, Come on, man,
Speaker 1: people go wear their hair anyway they want to. So
Speaker 1: people have their culture is their culture. That's what this is.
Speaker 1: This country is about different cultures and coming together. Why then,
Speaker 1: would you worry about someone's sucking hair. That's not gonna
Speaker 1: affect any Guess what when you got to fuck home,
Speaker 1: that's not going to affect anything in your life of
Speaker 1: someone's fucking hair. Right, you're like, hold on, this light
Speaker 1: switch isn't working. Oh, it's because that woman had dread
Speaker 1: that fucking dreadlocks, right, Like, come on, come on, come on,
Speaker 1: and you've been on vacation before. You're seeing people with
Speaker 1: different handstos on vacation. What would you worry about some
Speaker 1: ship like that? Man? What are you doing? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: feel like the conservatives numbers are running low because like
Speaker 1: they're having to like have the one person do both
Speaker 1: jobs because this dude not only is he uh the
Speaker 1: face of complaining about Disney, he's also he was also
Speaker 1: an assistant d A and Nevada who pushed for the
Speaker 1: state to carry out in execution. So they're just they're
Speaker 1: having to get two jobs in the conservative movement. To man,
Speaker 1: you start complaining about something, you start complaining about every
Speaker 1: fucking thing. Mm hmmmm. Alright, let's just check in with
Speaker 1: the dating lives of some of the dudes who uh
Speaker 1: stormed the capital back at the beginning in January. These
Speaker 1: these stories keep popping up. I'm just curious. How often
Speaker 1: would any of you brag about open crimes you've done
Speaker 1: to impress a mate, a potential dating partner. People sucking
Speaker 1: do it? People fucking stupid. No, it happens all the
Speaker 1: fucking time. You see movies with this and do some
Speaker 1: crazy ship and they gotta they just can't resist it.
Speaker 1: They can't fucking resist it. They're trying to impress someone.
Speaker 1: You know. That just shows how how they're fucking mind works. Man,
Speaker 1: They're nuts. How it happens constantly and you've seen, you've
Speaker 1: seen the results of it. But people don't learn from
Speaker 1: watching other people. People learn from sucking up themselves or
Speaker 1: their ownly, you know, instead of seeing seeing some ship
Speaker 1: that happened and saying, oh ship, what a dumb ass.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that. But they'll top it. They'll
Speaker 1: top that, right right. This ship is this is a
Speaker 1: big issue, man. The storming of that capital was huge,
Speaker 1: But you to brag about that ship app This woman
Speaker 1: she matched with someone on tender and she basically she
Speaker 1: let the FBI know, she goes, I think this dude
Speaker 1: was at the Capitol based on the messages we were sending.
Speaker 1: The screen cap that she sent it starts off clearly
Speaker 1: she was asking him about the capital, because it says
Speaker 1: she's the last thing from her says those weren't answers
Speaker 1: to my questions. And then this comes along from this
Speaker 1: man named Robert says, I did storm the Capitol. I
Speaker 1: made it all the way into Statuary Hall. I did
Speaker 1: an interview with Robert o'marrow of the Washington Post. Also
Speaker 1: did online interview with Jess Brevin's of the Wall Street Journal,
Speaker 1: and she said we are not a math match. He said,
Speaker 1: I suppose not. But see, but see, here's what happened.
Speaker 1: Here's what happened. Somehow, some way, this dude or asked
Speaker 1: was on the table. He told, a piece of asses
Speaker 1: on the table, and his judgment got funked up. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you something. If a mother fucker think he's gonna
Speaker 1: get a piece of ass, he fought he was on
Speaker 1: as street, right, and somehow some way he sucked up.
Speaker 1: He wasn't on a street. Yeah, you see your thing
Speaker 1: it up in your judgment. He thought somehow this was
Speaker 1: gonna get him a piece of that as he sucked up,
Speaker 1: and he didn't realize too Once the Feds, they said, okay,
Speaker 1: we'll look into this man. They just searched his name
Speaker 1: and they found his Facebook page where he posted literally
Speaker 1: a photo of him in there saying I'm fucking inside
Speaker 1: the Capital. So it took it took him on his
Speaker 1: dating app before this order ship that happened for them
Speaker 1: to even look at his fucking page. So no one
Speaker 1: else saw this page. No one saw this existing photo
Speaker 1: and existing video and page. That's just crazy. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think nobody's turning to can't hides ship on the internet,
Speaker 1: especially on Facebook or the Graham. He has it on there.
Speaker 1: So she she is the first one because of the
Speaker 1: dating thing, and she realized he wasn't a match for her,
Speaker 1: she sprung this ship, And I said, that's it possible.
Speaker 1: No one else saw his page and saw the video.
Speaker 1: She's probably all his friends probably. I think it's cool,
Speaker 1: Like I feel like that's what's happening, is that he
Speaker 1: is around a bunch of dudes who looked like him.
Speaker 1: Where you know, when you look at the people who
Speaker 1: stormed the Capitol, there aren't that many, uh women there uh,
Speaker 1: surprisingly not not a ton. I feel like, but these
Speaker 1: dudes are online in message boards impressing each other with
Speaker 1: how far they got into the capitol, and then he
Speaker 1: steps out onto a dating app and and it's a
Speaker 1: different story. It's like that dude who the FBI showed
Speaker 1: up in his house and he was wearing to like
Speaker 1: find out if he had stormed the capitol, and he
Speaker 1: was wearing a shirt that like said I stormed the
Speaker 1: capital or so I'm still somewhere on the table. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he got He thought that she was saying something else, right,
Speaker 1: And he thought that ship was going to lead to
Speaker 1: the piece of missing pieces of the puzzle that's going
Speaker 1: to create a hook up somewhere. He thought a hookup
Speaker 1: was involved with his ship, and maybe it's there wasn't
Speaker 1: even his mind. I thought of playing some some role
Speaker 1: place ship involving some ship. Like he's like, take this
Speaker 1: left turn. I'm gonna hold this left turn. Stolen bad
Speaker 1: as bad as about that dressed up as q Shalmant
Speaker 1: somewhere in the typing back and forth and if you
Speaker 1: look up, yeah, scroll up a little bit, I'll storm
Speaker 1: the capitol. I would the storm stole a piece of
Speaker 1: that ass I bet he said that. And then and
Speaker 1: then it was like, excuse me, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Storm the capitol? And then yeah, answer my question. You
Speaker 1: storm the capitols? Like yes I did. Let's just say,
Speaker 1: how do I put this? I storm, I'll be in
Speaker 1: your road, Tunda at a standpoint as well. All that
Speaker 1: all that lingo, that fucking lingo, it was in there.
Speaker 1: It wasn't there. It was a charge charge. All right,
Speaker 1: let's take another quick break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: And we're back. So there's a couple that were planning
Speaker 1: their dream wedding in Florida. They had the venue picked out.
Speaker 1: They did not let the fact that they had no
Speaker 1: access to that venue stop them from literally planning their
Speaker 1: wedding and like going there on the day of. They
Speaker 1: they did everything. They set up a wedding website, they
Speaker 1: got motherfucking vendors, you know, to set up for this wedding. Everything,
Speaker 1: they invitations, all of this happening where they said, inviting
Speaker 1: friends and family to celebrate at their dream home and
Speaker 1: estate and the and you look at the photos like
Speaker 1: it's not This ship is gigantic. It has a tennis
Speaker 1: court and bar and pool all that ship. But unfortunately,
Speaker 1: even though they did say in their wedding website, they
Speaker 1: actually said that God had intervened to reunite them after
Speaker 1: thirty years for Courtney and Sheita to get married at
Speaker 1: this estate. Except the problem was on wedding day, the
Speaker 1: owner of the house just saw a bunch of people
Speaker 1: setting and I just want to take it from this
Speaker 1: call where he calls the police so confused because there's
Speaker 1: a bunch of vendors and ship trying to set up
Speaker 1: a wedding at his property. When the wedding party showed
Speaker 1: up Saturday morning to set up, the homeowner called where
Speaker 1: I have people cussed passing on my property and then
Speaker 1: keep harassing me, calling me and uh, they say they're
Speaker 1: having a wedding here and it's got the method perturbed,
Speaker 1: and so they kept telling him. The whole thing was
Speaker 1: this old man had put this house on the market
Speaker 1: a few months ago, and this dude came through, saw
Speaker 1: the house and was like, a I think we might
Speaker 1: be I think we can have a wedding here, and
Speaker 1: nobody would sucking figure it out. Hey man, I say,
Speaker 1: this fucking genius. If this should have worked, Yeah, if
Speaker 1: the ship had worked. Execution execution. If this should had worked,
Speaker 1: this will be This is a story you tell to
Speaker 1: your motherfucking kids. Let me tell you what we did
Speaker 1: for our wedding. This is a story of a lifetime.
Speaker 1: If the ship worked, if that motherfucker didn't come back
Speaker 1: in town and he wasn't there, let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: And this ship got executed, and you made it. You
Speaker 1: made it to your motherfucking honeymoon. And that's a story
Speaker 1: that people talk about how amazing your wedding was. Yo,
Speaker 1: you are legendary. You're sucking legends. Like wedding goes down
Speaker 1: as Wow, the best weddon ever been to in my life. Right,
Speaker 1: But in your your story, you know what you know
Speaker 1: that ship ain't yours? Hey, ship, this ship trumps? Did
Speaker 1: this ship just Trump's go on to someone motherfucking barbecue
Speaker 1: and you riding down the street. You see a dopeass
Speaker 1: cookout and he said, ship, I'm about to pull over,
Speaker 1: pop this motherfucking car put this sucking flip flops on,
Speaker 1: and I'm a I'm a blend the fucking I gotta.
Speaker 1: I got a case of being a Trump. I'm a carriage.
Speaker 1: I'm a carriage. Fucking case of being in this motherfucking backyard.
Speaker 1: Put this bitch down, open it up. So I put
Speaker 1: these motherfucker's in the cooler, AND's gonna know the difference that. See. Now,
Speaker 1: this ship right here, it's a lot more moving parts. See,
Speaker 1: the more moving parts you have, the harder it is
Speaker 1: to get this ship executed. This this is not like
Speaker 1: going through a motherfucking cookout. I promise you there's levels
Speaker 1: to this ship. But if this fucking dude wasn't home,
Speaker 1: if if he wasn't home, let me take you something,
Speaker 1: this ship would. Now what do you think? What do
Speaker 1: you think they told their guests though, because that's the
Speaker 1: second part, Like is at a certain point the like
Speaker 1: what happened to the wedding? And it's like, ah, if
Speaker 1: I if I was I was my I was my
Speaker 1: wedding invitation. I say, look, I would write down and
Speaker 1: find printing to bother a. Hey, don't ask me a
Speaker 1: motherfucking thing. I would have that right there, tiny writing.
Speaker 1: Don't ask me a motherfucking thing. Enjoy yourself and mind
Speaker 1: your mother business right there right at the base, right
Speaker 1: at the bottom of that fucking invite, Shut the funk
Speaker 1: up and enjoy yourself. It's fun ship. It's wild too,
Speaker 1: because like and they were cool about it. Once the
Speaker 1: cops came there, like do you own this place? She's like, nah,
Speaker 1: but God has willed us to be married here. And
Speaker 1: they're like, na, you don't own this. God that's your
Speaker 1: go to, that's your go to. You go to that,
Speaker 1: that becomes your your your alibi and yours. Excuse a
Speaker 1: lot of people use God is an alibi. God is
Speaker 1: everybody's alibi. You know what I'm saying. You throw that
Speaker 1: in there. You're hoping that this compt is religious and
Speaker 1: he understands that sometimes you're calling. You get a calling
Speaker 1: sometimes and you gotta do what you gotta do. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? You know this, this this falls
Speaker 1: under the category that I call when you want to
Speaker 1: make something happen and you're the threshold of trying to
Speaker 1: make something happen, you are subject to what a lot
Speaker 1: of people in prison are subject too, the fucket synchrome
Speaker 1: when you when you are past logical thinking and you
Speaker 1: enter the realm of fuck it, right you A lot
Speaker 1: of people in jail, A lot of people are in
Speaker 1: jail because of fuck it. Because they were at a
Speaker 1: threshold and they said, fun man, dam I'm sucking broke.
Speaker 1: I hit this bank man, this fucking mask. I'm going
Speaker 1: this fucking bank and make it happen. You have officially
Speaker 1: crossed the fuck it. The fucking live, fucking got nothing
Speaker 1: to lose. Fuck it. These people had nothing to lose.
Speaker 1: If the ship work, the ship work. If the ship
Speaker 1: don't work, it man, or you're gonna do it. Take
Speaker 1: get the funk out of here, Get the funk off
Speaker 1: my pen. He did, and it was that's it. That's
Speaker 1: that we tried. You took a swing at it. It
Speaker 1: took a swing at life and it ship didn't work.
Speaker 1: It was almost like it's like that embiid half court
Speaker 1: shot that almost went in. Yeah exactly, full court or
Speaker 1: full court, yeah exactly that. You're like, fuck it almost
Speaker 1: went in at the wedding, but hit hit. What they
Speaker 1: should have done. The only person that should have let
Speaker 1: in on everything would have been efficient or the pastor
Speaker 1: whoever they got running things. Make it the religion of
Speaker 1: the homeowner. Exactly. You say, look, man, we got we
Speaker 1: had to make this ship happen. You know, I love
Speaker 1: this woman, she loves me. We need to make this
Speaker 1: ship happen. Todays so I need you to be at
Speaker 1: the same page as my wife, my future wife, and myself.
Speaker 1: When if you see anybody, if you hear police cars,
Speaker 1: if you see fucking cars rolling up, if you see
Speaker 1: motherfucker's walking into the backyard or five deep in uniforms,
Speaker 1: or if you see a homeowner come out that fucking backdoor,
Speaker 1: you rush that ship fast as you can and say
Speaker 1: you may kiss the bribe. Motherfucker. Just get speed the man.
Speaker 1: You speed the funk up, man, because we're five minutes.
Speaker 1: We'll tell speed that ship the funk up as everybody.
Speaker 1: Enjoy yourself. And you say I want you to say this,
Speaker 1: I want you to say this too. Say hey, you
Speaker 1: said I do kissed the bride. Everybody, we're gonna meet
Speaker 1: at Buffalo while wherever or wherever you want to meet,
Speaker 1: you yell out something so everybody know where the after
Speaker 1: party is gonna be at. Right, that's a party, you know,
Speaker 1: at our real house or whatever, at our real house.
Speaker 1: Drive it feels like something, you'll know where I live.
Speaker 1: You all know my other house is that you know?
Speaker 1: That's what we got cook out at my other house, yeah,
Speaker 1: or my mama's house, which everyone where which if it
Speaker 1: feels like to where you like, you heard about this
Speaker 1: happened generations ago. We're like, you know, my uncle did
Speaker 1: this in the seventies where he saw the house, and
Speaker 1: it feels like that idea tried to be done in
Speaker 1: one And you're like, yo, technology is so far gone.
Speaker 1: There's no way you can just pull up to a
Speaker 1: big gas mansion mansion like that and just make this
Speaker 1: thing work. But it feels like it was inspired by
Speaker 1: a truth, like it's something they got this idea from somebody.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be a good round. Come sure, Oh yeah, man,
Speaker 1: you gotta yeah. Yeah, people have this has worked. People
Speaker 1: have had full ass parties and these fucking mansions in
Speaker 1: Beverly Hills. They have gotten no way with this ship.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you you can do it. The person. You
Speaker 1: gotta research the person, make sure they're out of the
Speaker 1: country or somewhere, and you know, but and you you
Speaker 1: gotta you know. But also everybody's sucking long systems to
Speaker 1: their phone or the cameras and they can see everything
Speaker 1: going on through their phone at their house. You gotta
Speaker 1: find some way to conceal that. Motherucker. Yeah, you gotta
Speaker 1: do the camera that's in the back, that's aiming towards
Speaker 1: the yard. You gotta get a fake ass bird or
Speaker 1: some ship. But that mother think that was a fucking
Speaker 1: bird in front of the camera. I hate those fucking birds.
Speaker 1: And you will never think that. You know, you don't
Speaker 1: think twice sucking birds. You'll turn your phone off because
Speaker 1: tinue your motherfucking vacation out of town. Meanwhile, that bird
Speaker 1: is concealing that full ass wetting in that backyard. That
Speaker 1: fake as bird now just off the strength this episode.
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Speaker 1: I like, what's wedding impossible? Wedding impossible? I was gonna
Speaker 1: say that wedding and ship. I'm trying. That's the name
Speaker 1: of the movie. This is about love. This is about love.
Speaker 1: Right now, I'm trying to unite people and ship right.
Speaker 1: People want to be together by any means necessary, They're
Speaker 1: gonna be together. Fine, I don't make that happen. I
Speaker 1: don't make that happen. I'm just thinking of how you
Speaker 1: So you have them win a fake contest for like
Speaker 1: a cruise, and then you just pay for their cruise
Speaker 1: maybe like like, so there's a little money spent up
Speaker 1: front to get the owners in front of the house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: to get the owners oft. They win, they fucking win something. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: Get them a funk out of there, Get the funk
Speaker 1: out of there. Yeah yeah. Another great thing is this,
Speaker 1: You hire a fake as call those guys and ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is I'm telling you. You tell them that several
Speaker 1: homeowners in the area is an infectation of fucking termites
Speaker 1: and fucking bugs. And they're all inside your fucking walls
Speaker 1: wall you you wouldn't see them in your walls. They're
Speaker 1: eating your fucking house away. So what should I do?
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Speaker 1: because it's fucking worth it because what was what was
Speaker 1: the court? It's a wedding court. Way more than that,
Speaker 1: you can invest, take a portion of your budget and
Speaker 1: put that ship towards that trip all spence paid. Take care.
Speaker 1: You don't worry about it. You gotta drink tickets together
Speaker 1: all that ship. Enjoy yourself, Enjoy yourself. You come back,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have a fucking fucking a home that's safe
Speaker 1: and fucking insects free ship. Find that what Washed nineties
Speaker 1: band they're a fan of. Man, you know it's the
Speaker 1: three eleven Cruise. I don't remember entering this contest, but
Speaker 1: I remember doing this. They're like, Poison is doing a cruise.
Speaker 1: Do you want to go see that? I love Poison? Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: here's your here, we got your right here. Take you
Speaker 1: to Fort Lauder down so you can bomb voyage, dopet cruise,
Speaker 1: the wool Tank crewise that should be that would be
Speaker 1: who cruise chambers, like I mean, all things. The whole
Speaker 1: thing is themed out. Oh my god, I I mean
Speaker 1: who woot cruise? Who come on? Man, woot cruise? We
Speaker 1: need some kind of dope. That's dope. I need that
Speaker 1: as you in my life the Woo Crows. But can
Speaker 1: they get all nine members to show up at the
Speaker 1: same time that that's that's that's maybe maybe if you
Speaker 1: do that in advance and let people know what what's
Speaker 1: coming up, right. I just don't want Cappadonna to step
Speaker 1: in for somebody who's not there, Like, where's you God,
Speaker 1: where's you God? I don't see golden arms up here.
Speaker 1: This is a tragedy and I want my money back.
Speaker 1: All right, real quick, let's let's check in with another party,
Speaker 1: gonna ride yet another gender reveal that they just they
Speaker 1: went ham on some on some explosives to reveal the
Speaker 1: gender of a child, to the point that the explosion
Speaker 1: cracked the foundations of their neighbor's house and people thought
Speaker 1: it was an earthquake. They used eighty pounds of explosives
Speaker 1: of Tanner righte, which you can buy for like target shooting.
Speaker 1: But they amassed eighty pounds of that ship and blew
Speaker 1: it up. That's so, And they went to a fucking
Speaker 1: quarry because they were like, we want to do this responsibly.
Speaker 1: We weren't doing a rock quarry, and so they blew
Speaker 1: up the eighty pounds of it and it ship was
Speaker 1: falling off people's walls and all this other ship. To
Speaker 1: this day they're like, they're like, well, we had permission
Speaker 1: from the quarry to do it. Eighty pounds pounds, so
Speaker 1: they want to do it responsibly, and the eighty pounds
Speaker 1: of Tanner, right is the non negotiable part. They're they're right,
Speaker 1: like they're just like, I mean, we are doing a
Speaker 1: gender review, we do need eighty pounds of Tanna, right,
Speaker 1: obviously eight pound? What's that? What happened knocking pictures off
Speaker 1: of people's walls like clear across town? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: what happens with a ballooning? I don't know the coloring
Speaker 1: just like pop pop and the blue or the pink whatever,
Speaker 1: these things. These things just get more and more dangerous.
Speaker 1: The two pilots died in Cancoon like two months ago,
Speaker 1: trying to fly a banner and ship. It starts wildfires.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure, Like how close are we to one
Speaker 1: of these things going so bad? It's like actually becomes
Speaker 1: like a mass casualty event. Everybody wants to top each other.
Speaker 1: That's what it is. No one's no one is happy with.
Speaker 1: It's not even about the baby anymore. It's about you,
Speaker 1: you doing the greatest gender reveal ever. It's not even
Speaker 1: about this kid anymore. Right, It's not about that kid.
Speaker 1: It's about you getting hits and people loving what you did.
Speaker 1: And man, what the fuck? Yeah, people are nuts, man,
Speaker 1: I don't know what I don't Yeah, but the fact
Speaker 1: that eighty pounds is just like, come on, like I
Speaker 1: get it. You look, you did you want a little
Speaker 1: boom going off and you're trying to be like, look
Speaker 1: this rock quire he's not gonna catch fire, So we
Speaker 1: could do it here, But like to then go eighty pounds,
Speaker 1: because what's the because someone's gonna read this and say, oh,
Speaker 1: any ship, that ship, bro, that ain't nothing watched watching me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when when you think about like the the they used
Speaker 1: to when like a royal family would like announce that
Speaker 1: they were having a baby, like you know, they will
Speaker 1: blow horns and like throw a big festival and ship.
Speaker 1: So it kind of makes sense that people like that
Speaker 1: is an urge that's there with people. And it's just like, now,
Speaker 1: because of the wonders of modern capitalism, you can afford
Speaker 1: to a mass eighty pounds of tan rate do the
Speaker 1: same thing. Next thing, you know, someone's literally gonna be like, hey,
Speaker 1: we're gonna blow up this ford focus right here in
Speaker 1: this target parking lot. Like what it uh, it isn't
Speaker 1: my ford focus. God told me. God told me this
Speaker 1: Ford focus needed to go. JB. It's been such a
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Speaker 1: I overelaborate. I'm an overelaborator, so uh yeah, man, this this,
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Speaker 1: you know, I take these these calendars. Man, He's like,
Speaker 1: you know, a year of gratitude, a year of love. Yeah, yeah, Man,
Speaker 1: the j calendar I take and I just open them up. Man.
Speaker 1: I read a I got Miles and I Miles my
Speaker 1: my writing partner. Also, Okay, I got mouths growth. We actually, uh,
Speaker 1: take these amazing positive affirmations, man, and I take them,
Speaker 1: and so Monty people, they don't understand them. They're very confusing.
Speaker 1: You read some of these things and you don't know
Speaker 1: what the funk they're talking about. Oh you understand it,
Speaker 1: but how do you apply it to your life, to
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Speaker 1: in these times. Is in the a fun way to
Speaker 1: get this ship right? Yeah, and to getting easy because
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people don't think like it's
Speaker 1: a thinking's something you should invest your time into, like
Speaker 1: what take care of myself. I'm good, but it's like
Speaker 1: you need to relax, you need to actually be be
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Speaker 1: in JB. Smooth. Come on, man, is there a tweeter
Speaker 1: or some of the work of social media you've been enjoying? No,
Speaker 1: I'm into right now. You know. I grew up on
Speaker 1: roller skating, so man, I just been like watching mad
Speaker 1: roller skating videos. I love them, and it's it's making
Speaker 1: a huge comeback right now, you know. And I was,
Speaker 1: I was on the rod skating crew sooth. Really, I'm
Speaker 1: a I'm a oh. I was on the role. I
Speaker 1: was in the dance crew. You know. I started out
Speaker 1: as a dancer. Man, I was. I was Jay Smooth
Speaker 1: and my partners was Jay Groove. It was grooving Smooth
Speaker 1: And we used to dance with rap groups and R
Speaker 1: and B groups back in the days. And and I
Speaker 1: was in the roller skating crew. We used to we
Speaker 1: used to, you know, we need to carry tools. We
Speaker 1: used to take our indoor wheels off, put our outdoor
Speaker 1: wheels on, escape a mount burning all the way down
Speaker 1: to Gunhill Road to the skate Key roller rink. You know.
Speaker 1: Then we we'll get in there, skate three or four hours, right,
Speaker 1: take our wheels off, the outdoor wheels all, put our
Speaker 1: white wheels back on. Skate indoor, take out wheels back off,
Speaker 1: put their outdoor wheels back on. Skate to fucking White Castle,
Speaker 1: get some burgess and then skate allway back to Mount
Speaker 1: Burning and then you just rax in on out of there.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's how we did That's how we did it, bro,
Speaker 1: That's how we used to do it. And now the
Speaker 1: roller skin is making a big comeback. All I do
Speaker 1: is hit these roller skating videos. Man, I love them. Man.
Speaker 1: You know you still you still roll? Yeah? Man, I
Speaker 1: put them on once in a while. Hey, I did
Speaker 1: a video. I had a video up of my my birthday,
Speaker 1: my birthday, uh uh. In December, I put a video up.
Speaker 1: I did it like a little Instagram live and I
Speaker 1: actually skated in my living room. Man, I was doing it.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't work around me. I don't around bro.
Speaker 1: I love fun of yours man, like you know, like
Speaker 1: my man Tony Bakers does a lot of money videos.
Speaker 1: You know, I just follow that kind of ship, man,
Speaker 1: I found a lot of one. It made me really laugh. Man,
Speaker 1: was this one right here where it was? It was
Speaker 1: Batman and Robin versus Spider Man. This ship sucking had
Speaker 1: me and stitches. Man. Yo, this dude is whipping fucking
Speaker 1: Batman and Robbin's ass. He is sucking them. I mean
Speaker 1: he's knocking, he's beating up out of them. Man, he's
Speaker 1: beating the ship out of They're sparring, but they just
Speaker 1: got costumes on. But they're my fucking girl. He's sucking
Speaker 1: them up. Man. That's these are real fades being caught
Speaker 1: on video. They didn't get one punching on this. He
Speaker 1: got him in a clinch. He's sucking them up. Manilarious, Yo,
Speaker 1: Snoop Snoop Dogg as he posted that one. Yo, Yo,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something, man, Spider Man is fucking Robbin.
Speaker 1: Batman and Robin asked up Man, both of them at
Speaker 1: the same time. Yeah. This. I could watch this over
Speaker 1: and over again because she's just looking amazing too much
Speaker 1: being a being a being a Marvel fan too. Ye. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm going I don't know how many people have done it,
Speaker 1: but I'm you know, I'm in both universes, the Marvel
Speaker 1: universe and the d C universe universe from Spider Man
Speaker 1: Far from Home and I just did the New Spider
Speaker 1: Man and I'm Holly. I'm the frank to Plant in
Speaker 1: the Holly quinn so animated series. Hey man, your omni
Speaker 1: press book. You know what I mean, both goddamn universes.
Speaker 1: They got a foot in both universities. Like all I
Speaker 1: need now some powers, and they give me some powers
Speaker 1: playing a scam way goddamn wind ship. And when you
Speaker 1: exist in both universes, they let you see these fight
Speaker 1: videos of the different guys out of each other. This
Speaker 1: is this is straight up Marvel versus sucking DC, Right man.
Speaker 1: I love that ship watch because it's like a real
Speaker 1: sloppy it's a real state. But they're wearing costumes. I
Speaker 1: would pay to see this ship over different costumes, different
Speaker 1: heroes fighting. That's that's sucking brawling. I don't pay for
Speaker 1: that ship. That ship UFC. She just put a bunch
Speaker 1: of motherfucker's and costumes and people will fucking love it.
Speaker 1: All the best spiders and costumes. Yeah, if you had
Speaker 1: Spider Man Verse verse Superman in the Octagon, I think
Speaker 1: that would do numbers that would they would do amazing
Speaker 1: numbers man, and it will promote DC and Marvel. People
Speaker 1: would go crazy over that ship. You see the paper
Speaker 1: heroes battle it out in a ring. The new don
Speaker 1: King over here. They're like, no, people want they called
Speaker 1: me up, called me right right right? Hit him up?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh man, Let'll tell you something. Let
Speaker 1: me do it. Miles, where can people find you? Follow you?
Speaker 1: What's tweet you've been enjoying? Twitter? Instagram, Miles of Gray.
Speaker 1: Also the other podcast for twenty Day Fiance. When we're
Speaker 1: talking ninety day Fiance, Let's see some tweets that I like.
Speaker 1: First one from at Alice Hamilton's she tweets I think
Speaker 1: every gender revealed party should kill someone one in one out.
Speaker 1: Ryan Kennedy at the Ryan Ka tweeted, uh likeent of
Speaker 1: screenwriting advice on Twitter is like, write a script so
Speaker 1: incredible that nobody can't ignore you. Cool? Thanks, I guess right.
Speaker 1: Good hadn't occurred to me in the last ten years.
Speaker 1: I'll get right on that. And then the last one
Speaker 1: from Heather and Campbell at Heather Campbell tweet my Donald
Speaker 1: Duck funnel cake doesn't taste the same ever, since I
Speaker 1: had to accept that racism is real. Yeah, kind of
Speaker 1: what that oh Man tweet I enjoyed. Rachel McCartney tweeted,
Speaker 1: I'm not homophobic. Some of my best friends are gay
Speaker 1: according to me, when we're playing Madden, So good and
Speaker 1: Brody Goopta tweeted, there should be a garbage disposal in
Speaker 1: the shower for hair, which would really uh make my
Speaker 1: showering experience less hairy because my wife sheds like one
Speaker 1: of one of your dogs. Man, it's just covered. The
Speaker 1: walls will be covered sometimes. Anyways. You can find me
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