Speaker 1: Oh oh oh, it's another day of substitute teachers and
Speaker 1: you know what that means. Hello class, Hello Internet, and
Speaker 1: welcome to Season one, seventy eight, Episode four of The
Speaker 1: Daily Zye Christ just a production of My Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: And you know we take the look, the look, not
Speaker 1: a look, the look into America's shared consciousness and what
Speaker 1: a place it is. It's Thursday, April ninety one. That's
Speaker 1: a little April Fools joke, for he's actually April Fee
Speaker 1: and I'm trash a k A. Miles Gray a k A.
Speaker 1: Do you have the time to listen to tosi guys
Speaker 1: about nothing and everything all that once? I am one
Speaker 1: of those bro you see l apools bro into the
Speaker 1: corner doubt about it? Okay, you know, Johnny Davis, thank
Speaker 1: you for writing that preemptively. We didn't know if we
Speaker 1: were gonna be Michigan, and we'd beat Michigan. We went
Speaker 1: from first four to final four and ain't that some
Speaker 1: ship shout out to Josiah Johnson and fellow Brewin who
Speaker 1: makes ship talking very easy because through his genius, I
Speaker 1: can just retweet and dunk on people from sc so
Speaker 1: shouts all around that. You know, this is like The
Speaker 1: one thing I can carve out is well, because you
Speaker 1: say it hasn't done a ship, you haven't been on
Speaker 1: the final boards. It doesn't mean when I was there, Okay,
Speaker 1: didn't you get a bunch of trouble and they can
Speaker 1: do things? Come Hey, hey, look why am I? I
Speaker 1: mean I'm not the program and I mean I was
Speaker 1: out of there. No. Seven, What do I know? Josiah
Speaker 1: is innocent too. We don't know anything. Okay, just leave
Speaker 1: us alone. But we're here now. Uh and who that?
Speaker 1: Who is that voice? Oh? Well, I have a wonderful
Speaker 1: guest co host today. You might know her from I
Speaker 1: don't know, make Doctor's real friends. Uh, just anything she's
Speaker 1: done on the internet in terms of any kind of
Speaker 1: film critiquing, Uh, just speaking on Internet culture at large,
Speaker 1: or just because you're you're a friend to her and
Speaker 1: she's a friend to every body. Please welcome the brilliant
Speaker 1: and the talented Joel Monique Miles. I'm excited for this
Speaker 1: black takeover. I'm excited to be running Katz with you.
Speaker 1: I'm like, get Jack run for his money. Look, you
Speaker 1: don't have to go how to keep pay when he
Speaker 1: comes back. It's going to be a bracket. We'll see
Speaker 1: he might he might get knocked out this week, all right,
Speaker 1: watching back back and then but then I'll have to fight,
Speaker 1: you know, Zack and Donald over you and be like, also,
Speaker 1: how you weren't you all on fucking um Family Food?
Speaker 1: We did Family Food this episode out yet? Now won't
Speaker 1: you until the summer? Oh? Okay, So I can talk
Speaker 1: about I can talk about being on there and recording. Um,
Speaker 1: I can't talk about like any of the results or
Speaker 1: any of the questions. Okay, we'll do that in a second,
Speaker 1: because I definitely want to know about that stories. Okay,
Speaker 1: good I And I am also thrilled to introduce our
Speaker 1: guest today, Uh, somebody that Jack is scared of. For sure,
Speaker 1: I'm not scared of her because you know you scared.
Speaker 1: Let me do the what the fuck? Um? Please please
Speaker 1: welcome one of actually one of my favorite guests to
Speaker 1: have on here, the brilliant and talented and hilarious and
Speaker 1: just honest as fuck, Marcella Arguao. It's been a minute,
Speaker 1: in a fucking minute, what's new with you? DC? Depression?
Speaker 1: M that's new? Said? What kind of depression? Did you say?
Speaker 1: Just regular depression? Okay, you know, just like that quarantine,
Speaker 1: like I'm finally hit. I finally hit. I'm actually coming
Speaker 1: out of it. But I was like, hit in the wall.
Speaker 1: That's why you guys in't hear from me from my
Speaker 1: second and it was like Marcella, please come back. Great
Speaker 1: Anna impression. And I was like, now, bitch, it's gonna
Speaker 1: have to wait it, fools, I'm back. Bit. Yes there
Speaker 1: you are. Yeah, man, that ship that shi creeps on you.
Speaker 1: Because sometimes this depression doesn't look the same in way
Speaker 1: and it can be a general malaise. Yeah, it's different
Speaker 1: now because you're just like, oh, I'm gonna do nothing
Speaker 1: because I have nothing to do. Oh it's weird, meaning no,
Speaker 1: it's not nothing. There's no means. I guess I can
Speaker 1: start timing how long these blunts are roll last, and
Speaker 1: then started like a grand Prix of blunts to see
Speaker 1: what your psychologists will ask you how much you're smoking,
Speaker 1: and he's going to look at you like he knows
Speaker 1: you're lying. I said, look shout out, Dr Schmitra. But
Speaker 1: also I said, why am I on trial, Chamitra, Please
Speaker 1: I'm coping. And also if you knew this one blunt
Speaker 1: had less than one g and it went for seventeen minutes.
Speaker 1: That has to be a record, and she's like, just
Speaker 1: let's let's start talking about your family. Dr Kevin had
Speaker 1: the audacity to be like, it doesn't sound like all
Speaker 1: the weed is helping. And I was like, well, not
Speaker 1: smoking weed is helping either, So I don't know, sir,
Speaker 1: things are so bad for me. My gundacologists prescribed me
Speaker 1: so all off, that's how bad he's got. Yall are
Speaker 1: you at? Just like okay, you know what, let me
Speaker 1: give me that other notepad real quick. Uh. And then Joel,
Speaker 1: you were just I mean, look, we keep in touch
Speaker 1: because we worked together, but I know you and Daniel
Speaker 1: were on family feuds. Donald and Zach for fake doctors,
Speaker 1: real friends versus who who are you going up against?
Speaker 1: Some family few we went against Neil Flynn's improv true
Speaker 1: was like the janitor on Scrubs and he's also the
Speaker 1: dad on I think in the middle, right right, and
Speaker 1: so he's but he's got Keckner and like Horatio SAMs,
Speaker 1: Yeah that's okay, sod broken family. Was it fun? Did
Speaker 1: it feel? Did it get competitive? Did you did you perform? Well? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So it was wild. It was wild. We uh ind
Speaker 1: eight at the ask so I can't talk about performance,
Speaker 1: but we like, listen I and they were like, we're
Speaker 1: doing fun, you know. Was like, oh don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it. I'm not into it.
Speaker 1: I don't do the game shows. And they were like
Speaker 1: you hot, you please. And then of course Daniel Light
Speaker 1: of my life was like, this is a dream. But
Speaker 1: I was on the road d Jay and that is
Speaker 1: what we watched the trailer, this is it. I love family,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm listen, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: be the human that lets Daniel down. Okay, it could
Speaker 1: not be me, but so let's let's just do it.
Speaker 1: So the whole day I'm just like I had to
Speaker 1: be up early as hell to be at the studio
Speaker 1: all the way the other side of town. They did
Speaker 1: send a car, which was I thought it was very
Speaker 1: nice and I was like, thank you, I don't have
Speaker 1: to drive. I love that. Um. So we get there,
Speaker 1: they're like, this is your trailer. I was like a
Speaker 1: trailer for a game show. What kind of next level
Speaker 1: stuff are we dealing with? When I saw Daniel had
Speaker 1: a whole new outfit, his lady helped him buy pants
Speaker 1: and and pant shopping the day before, and he was adorable. Listen,
Speaker 1: my whole heart lifted. I was like, Okay, I'm just
Speaker 1: here for Daniel. I'm just gonna a day about Daniel
Speaker 1: and making sure Daniel feels good and had a great
Speaker 1: day on his favorite effing show. Competition got steep. It
Speaker 1: was like it was real intense, like I couldn't let
Speaker 1: him down. I was worried. I forgot which way to walk.
Speaker 1: At one point it was one of those moods were like,
Speaker 1: oh no, that's really see of Harvey in his shoes
Speaker 1: are polished to the tens, like the eight plus uncle
Speaker 1: he is. And I don't want to say that you
Speaker 1: do that your eye blind does meet his teeth. I
Speaker 1: will say that it was It was wild. It was
Speaker 1: weird to be there. If you check out my Instagram
Speaker 1: Donald I was so excited at one point that he
Speaker 1: broke out in dance to that girls was poison the
Speaker 1: whole audience. They loved it. It was entertaining, as how
Speaker 1: would do it again? Andy was celebrity family feed. So
Speaker 1: now my mom's excitedly telling all of her like cousins
Speaker 1: and stuff like I raised the celebrity and my baby's
Speaker 1: a sure mommy. She's very proud of me. I feel
Speaker 1: like this is the least I've ever had to work
Speaker 1: for anything, and she's like, I just you're doing so
Speaker 1: well in life. I'm like family few you've got mom's fried.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love that Steve Harvey legitimizes a
Speaker 1: lot of people to their parents. I mean, yeah, also,
Speaker 1: I'm just you know, through the transitive property, you are
Speaker 1: a celebrity. You were if, if you are, if you're
Speaker 1: on Celebrity Family Feud, and you are on there with
Speaker 1: other celebrities, therefore you are are you are not. I
Speaker 1: don't see them. I don't see the flaw on that
Speaker 1: logic at all. Even introduced this as Zack and Donald
Speaker 1: and friends, like that's appropriate level of celebrity. You should
Speaker 1: have been like, oh man, you look good without your
Speaker 1: wig on. Man, damn much at Steve Harvey into Okay,
Speaker 1: here's my favorite thing about being it. So you know
Speaker 1: they've got the hair and makeup people, all the producers
Speaker 1: and stuff. No one, not a single person didn't call
Speaker 1: him Mr Harvey. It's not Steve Stephen, Steve, Mr Harvey.
Speaker 1: It's Mr Harvey to everyone. I was like Okay, I
Speaker 1: see the law has been laid down here. I see it. Damn,
Speaker 1: I'm not coming in. I'm not coming into his house.
Speaker 1: That's respecting him. I feel like someone would beat me. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, look, that's why, that's why I'm not a celebrity.
Speaker 1: I'll never be on there. So I'll live my wild
Speaker 1: fantasies out through vicariously through you, where I've created an
Speaker 1: alternate version and then you snap out of it, You're like, yes,
Speaker 1: thank you, good to be here. I would just I
Speaker 1: would just go on there and call him Dr Teeth.
Speaker 1: You're looking great today, Oh man, what's your secret? Man? Okay,
Speaker 1: let's talk about let'sen a quick preview about where we're
Speaker 1: gonna get into today. Um off the top, we gotta
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about Matt Gates because yesterday on trends,
Speaker 1: we thought the story ended with him saying he was
Speaker 1: about to retire from Congress early to take a job
Speaker 1: at Newsmax. Well that story full on developed and it's
Speaker 1: completely different. Thing. Now we'll talk about Georgia, uh, you
Speaker 1: know and Atlanta based companies. They they've in the past,
Speaker 1: they've helped, you know, sway the politicians to do the
Speaker 1: right thing, and this time it's time to see what
Speaker 1: maybe Delta might do or might not do. So look
Speaker 1: at that. I just found out that Texas police just
Speaker 1: stopped using hypnosis as an investigative tool. They just stopped it.
Speaker 1: They just stopped using hypnosis as a way to create testament. Look, uh,
Speaker 1: it's a wild story. We'll get into some you know,
Speaker 1: it's April fools when you talk a little bit about it.
Speaker 1: What is it? Why is it? Who is it? Why
Speaker 1: are we doing it? Can we improve upon it? Have
Speaker 1: we gotten into some dumb ship before? And then just
Speaker 1: another quick thing going off the trends yesterday, it's like
Speaker 1: every fucking music festival is about to come back in
Speaker 1: September October, and I'm like, hell, what the funk are
Speaker 1: we doing right now? But the lineups are sick, so
Speaker 1: you want me to do Okay? But first, you know, Marcella,
Speaker 1: what we do here. We don't do the myths anymore
Speaker 1: because you're like, funk that, So we keep it right.
Speaker 1: What is something from your search history? Then that is
Speaker 1: revealing about who you are. Um, I don't know about
Speaker 1: revealing who I am, but revealing who I am right now?
Speaker 1: Googled yesterday defeating the robots and Zelda because I'm I'm
Speaker 1: immersed in that ship right now and I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to figure out those Guardian robots and I figured it.
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't figure it out. I watched The
Speaker 1: fucking Loser. Ask gamer, dude, tell me all the secrets.
Speaker 1: How do you feel when you got to watch the
Speaker 1: from your perspective the Loser? Ask game or do has
Speaker 1: something that can help you? I'm just well, I mean,
Speaker 1: I like, I respect people that are doing good at
Speaker 1: what they do. You know, respect him as a man,
Speaker 1: but I respected that focused you know, he plays like
Speaker 1: you know, if you're good at what you do, I
Speaker 1: will have a conversation about what you do. Well. It
Speaker 1: doesn't mean I want to have any other conversation with you,
Speaker 1: you know, outside of that scope of your action, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. A weirdo at a party and
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, that weird got weird stuf to talk about.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to them about whatever weird thing they
Speaker 1: want to talk about. And then you have that conversation like, man,
Speaker 1: you're the exact weirdo I thought you were going to be.
Speaker 1: And then you walk away because you're like, what else
Speaker 1: are we gonna talk about? What? We're not falling in love? Right,
Speaker 1: You're not gonna pivot to like, you know, the politics,
Speaker 1: no never, no ideas of masculinity, yeah exactly, gender normativity, yeah, womanhood.
Speaker 1: Uh So did you and your successful and how long?
Speaker 1: Why did you get into Zelda? What happened? What what
Speaker 1: pulled you back in? You know? I always wanted to
Speaker 1: play Zelda. You know what my brother there's we're playing
Speaker 1: it as kids. I was much, you know, like four
Speaker 1: years longer than my oldest brother. I was way too
Speaker 1: young to be playing what they were playing. And they
Speaker 1: wouldn't even let me play. And I also like maybe tried,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't get it boring, you know,
Speaker 1: because when you're a little little as all this boring
Speaker 1: is boring. And then uh and then by the time
Speaker 1: you know, they I think they stopped playing or something
Speaker 1: like that. I was. I was like, well, they're not,
Speaker 1: they don't. We don't have the system anymore, the game
Speaker 1: doesn't exist, so um, I never really got into it.
Speaker 1: And then I finally was like, let me let me
Speaker 1: jump back into I used to play video games all
Speaker 1: the time, but like casually. And then around twenty five,
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know, the focus on my
Speaker 1: stand up career and give up all my hobbies because
Speaker 1: that's healthy, and that turned out to be a mistake.
Speaker 1: So I'm just back which which Elda are you? Currently
Speaker 1: immersed in the Breath of the Wild, one of the
Speaker 1: most beautiful games. I'm enjoying it. I'm going as slow
Speaker 1: as possible because I know that once it's over it,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like, I'm not I'm not gonna play
Speaker 1: the again, like a forty plus hour game though, like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's more than that. I'm definitely like, I'm definitely going
Speaker 1: very slow, and I'm enjoying all the little side quests.
Speaker 1: Like there was a kid who was like, let's play
Speaker 1: hide and seek. I was like, all right, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I got nothing to do. We're in I haven't seen
Speaker 1: my nieces and nephews. I might as played with this
Speaker 1: young child. So that's where I'm at right now. Like, okay, good,
Speaker 1: so good to hear that you're stretching the game out
Speaker 1: longer than one of my champion blunts that I'm therapist
Speaker 1: says aren't achievements. But I like to differ. Uh, what
Speaker 1: is something you think is overrated? You know what? I
Speaker 1: also hate this segment of the show. So I decided
Speaker 1: to ask my group chat what they thought were some
Speaker 1: overrated and underrated and things like I overrated with Hamilton's
Speaker 1: Motherhood and the Keto diet. Damn, what a what a list?
Speaker 1: What a list? Is that? From the one person or
Speaker 1: that was sounds like, yeah, four friends my little Pizza
Speaker 1: Friday crew. I just asked them and then um, that's
Speaker 1: what they responded with. So are these friends are comedians?
Speaker 1: Don't know? These are not comedians. That's why I asked them,
Speaker 1: because they're not comedians. Yes, off the streets. And then
Speaker 1: it was funny because the Hamilton's one is what got
Speaker 1: the group chat. Are young because you know, a couple
Speaker 1: of girls in the group chat like it's the greatest
Speaker 1: film ever made and like its revisionist history and yeah,
Speaker 1: and I mean I don't care. I mean I watched
Speaker 1: I very being like, you know what, something is so
Speaker 1: hyped up? You're like, okay, I should at least try
Speaker 1: to watch it. And so my friend had me watch
Speaker 1: it with her and I was like, this is the
Speaker 1: most boring shop I've ever watched. I hate it. It's wrapping.
Speaker 1: This is so dumb and yeah, and and and history
Speaker 1: and it's also that thing of like you don't even
Speaker 1: have to know history to like just follow the story
Speaker 1: and be like this doesn't this doesn't make sense. I
Speaker 1: don't like the way this is going and this is
Speaker 1: all kind of weird. And are you a big musical
Speaker 1: fan in general though, I mean, I know hate musicals,
Speaker 1: like I mean, I liked him as a kid. Of course,
Speaker 1: you know I liked him as a kid, and um,
Speaker 1: and I don't hate that. So their child's play from
Speaker 1: your perspective, you know, it was a very mature child. Matt,
Speaker 1: Matt Gates would be into it, you know, sorright problematic
Speaker 1: that's me, um, the woke Lily. And then the Underrated.
Speaker 1: The underrated is the bid day and sleeping in a
Speaker 1: bed alone. That was the only two I got for
Speaker 1: underrated true sleeping the bed alone, stretching out leven at
Speaker 1: any corner, change the sheets on your schedule. Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: really tall, so corner to corner is how I sleep.
Speaker 1: But it's it's really like diagonal. Yeah I can't. I mean,
Speaker 1: if I share the bed with somebody, have to be
Speaker 1: off straight and uncomfortable because I'm so long my feet
Speaker 1: hang off you know. Again, sometimes the pets sunk up
Speaker 1: my sleep style. But like I don't have the heart
Speaker 1: to be like like like a sleepy ship. Yeah, how
Speaker 1: to shape them to you. I know when I was
Speaker 1: a kid, you know, my childhood dog slept in my bed.
Speaker 1: So when she passed away, I realized it took me
Speaker 1: years to stop sleeping against the wall straight because that's
Speaker 1: how because she took up all the bed and I
Speaker 1: would just sleep against the wall to make room for her,
Speaker 1: like a side sleeper with your back to the wall.
Speaker 1: I think I was like facing the wall quite literally
Speaker 1: making yourself as like thin and small, which is crazy.
Speaker 1: And so after she died, I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't have to sleep like this any exactly how
Speaker 1: a parent walks in on a child in a horror
Speaker 1: movie to be like, why is she fleecing the walls?
Speaker 1: Just like happening because they're in the bed too, honey.
Speaker 1: They You're like, all right, we're sw Yeah I like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: bedsize is a good thing. And but days also, uh man,
Speaker 1: you know, not just because hello till she's the sponsor,
Speaker 1: because a sponsor. Yeah yeah, yeah, once. I've always you know,
Speaker 1: being Japanese too, Like in Japan, the toilet seats over
Speaker 1: there have bidets built in, so from you know, that
Speaker 1: would always be the thing. I'm like, oh yeah, right,
Speaker 1: we got this over here. And then when it sort
Speaker 1: of became more popular or people like everywhere for a while,
Speaker 1: everyone like the take of like the world's like, have
Speaker 1: you been to Japan? Have been on the toilet in Japan?
Speaker 1: Have you had an egg salad sandwich from Japan? From
Speaker 1: like Anthony Bordine, It's like those three things. Um, then
Speaker 1: the bidets became more popular. But yeah, this thing tellen
Speaker 1: you beautiful. Never felt cleaner in my life. Ship. Yeah, no, ship,
Speaker 1: there you go exactly. All right, let's take a quick
Speaker 1: break and we'll be back to talk a little bit
Speaker 1: about the news for this and we're back, and Congressman
Speaker 1: Matt Gates is in the news. Um. Mostly he's in
Speaker 1: the news because he's one of the most vile members
Speaker 1: of Congress, and the list is endless in terms of
Speaker 1: moments that he's nearly caused me to break my teeth
Speaker 1: from rage clenching them down. If you remember on January six,
Speaker 1: when he was talking with his chest while the capital
Speaker 1: was being breached about I was like, just you know,
Speaker 1: doubling down on the big lie, just straight bullshit. So
Speaker 1: right now he's making headlines because at yesterday it was like, oh,
Speaker 1: Matt Gates is trending because he's gonna retire from Congress
Speaker 1: early to take a job at news Max. And I'm like, okay, whatever,
Speaker 1: And then I remember Jamie and I were talking like, oh,
Speaker 1: what is that where the checks at? Like that's weird whatever,
Speaker 1: And then we find out it seemed like he was
Speaker 1: trying to get ahead of a story in which it
Speaker 1: was going to be revealed that he is part of
Speaker 1: an ongoing investigation into his involvement in the alleged sex
Speaker 1: trafficking of a minor. And essentially, the allegations goes that
Speaker 1: he was having a sexual relationship with a seventeen year
Speaker 1: old and paying for her to travel to be his
Speaker 1: companion on trips, and he was out here being like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna retire early. Was like how what
Speaker 1: he thought his first thing was it? Then he started
Speaker 1: opening his mouth and saying ship Like when when like
Speaker 1: the story came out about what was going on with
Speaker 1: this investigation? He says, quote I only knew that it
Speaker 1: has to do with women. I have a suspicion that
Speaker 1: someone is trying to recategorize my generosity to ex girlfriends
Speaker 1: as something more untoward. I what, why would you even
Speaker 1: mention like an ex girlfriend when we're talking about a child,
Speaker 1: Like what does one have to do with the other,
Speaker 1: Like you could just refute and be like nope, definitely
Speaker 1: no children here and thank you and exit like stage
Speaker 1: lest you are just the most upsetting human being to
Speaker 1: come across our path, and I mean collectively as the
Speaker 1: United States and so long, and we just got over
Speaker 1: to like we just got out of Trump's shadow, even
Speaker 1: Matt Gates being like I can maybe top that and
Speaker 1: being just a terrible, horrible person. Yeah. He then talked
Speaker 1: to Axios. He did a thirteen minute phone interview. Because
Speaker 1: you know, guilty people love to black, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like that's that's just like one of the
Speaker 1: first things you learned growing up or a paril teachers,
Speaker 1: Like that's funny, because I know guilty people run their
Speaker 1: mouth too much. If you're innocent, you're like fuck that.
Speaker 1: But I remember being caught as a kid in a
Speaker 1: lie or something, and then you just can't stop talking
Speaker 1: because you think if you can keep talking, if you
Speaker 1: can keep the momentum of a defense up, then surely
Speaker 1: you are innocent. Yeah. So in this thirteen minute phone interview,
Speaker 1: he said, quote, the allegations against me are as searing
Speaker 1: as they are false. I believe that there are people
Speaker 1: at the Department of Justice who are trying to criminalize
Speaker 1: my sexual conduct, you know, when I was a single.
Speaker 1: Guy goes on to say, quote, I have definitely, in
Speaker 1: my single days, provided for women i've dated, you know,
Speaker 1: I've paid for flights for hotel rooms. I've been you know,
Speaker 1: generous as a partner. I think someone is trying to
Speaker 1: make that look criminal when it is not. It sounds
Speaker 1: like he's trying to um set up for after the
Speaker 1: divorce goes down, Like after he's when he's single again,
Speaker 1: he's gonna be Yeah, he's gonna be like all these girls,
Speaker 1: Like I heard you pay for flights and ship I
Speaker 1: don't even think he's he's not even married. No, but
Speaker 1: they're together. I'm sorry, they're together, right, someone named Ginger Lucky.
Speaker 1: Oh it's his fiance. Okay, interesting, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I knew it was something. Sorry, sorry, ginge, Uh, you
Speaker 1: might not be lucky with this asshole that one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I am, because that's the second grade podcast. That's why
Speaker 1: I don't do stand up, because I can get away
Speaker 1: with this ship. And there's a new episode and about
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. Imagine if I had to put this ship
Speaker 1: on the album every other trash open my comedian who
Speaker 1: didn't know where was an audience for it, I know,
Speaker 1: I know. Uh. Anyway, we digress. Um. So he then
Speaker 1: goes on to Tucker Carlson to defend his life, and
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just gonna play a few parts of
Speaker 1: this because again, it sounds like guilty people blabbering. It
Speaker 1: doesn't sound like someone is actually, you know, caught in
Speaker 1: some really fucked up false allegation. Instead, we've invited Congressmen
Speaker 1: Gates on the show to respond to these stories and
Speaker 1: give us his view of them. Congressman, thanks so much
Speaker 1: for coming on. Appreciate it. Um. So this is obviously
Speaker 1: a serious allegation. Tell us what the truth is from
Speaker 1: your perspective. I just want to say what he just
Speaker 1: said right there, Why don't you tell us what the
Speaker 1: truth is from your perspective? Okay? Interesting? Um, and here
Speaker 1: goes the blabberry. It is a horrible allegation and it
Speaker 1: is a lie. The New York Times is running a
Speaker 1: story that I have traveled with a seventeen year old woman.
Speaker 1: Let me stop you right there, because that's that just
Speaker 1: said it all. That just said it all. He said
Speaker 1: seventeen year old woman, which I feel like the next
Speaker 1: defense is going to be I thought that was a
Speaker 1: young woman I was with. Because he's not, because Tucker
Speaker 1: Carlson before this, he's I mean, even though he's a
Speaker 1: fucking goon to he he at least said that this
Speaker 1: was a seventeen year old child. Cut to Matt Gates
Speaker 1: saying this was seventeen year olds and that is verifiably false.
Speaker 1: People can look at my travel records and see that
Speaker 1: that is not the case. What is happening as an
Speaker 1: extortion of me and my family involving a former Department
Speaker 1: of Justice official. On March sixteenth, my father got a
Speaker 1: text message demanding a meeting wherein a person demanded twenty
Speaker 1: five million dollars in exchange for making horrible sex trafficking
Speaker 1: allegations against me. Go away. Our family was so troubled, so, uh,
Speaker 1: Matt gets the whole thing is about like draining the swamp.
Speaker 1: Been Like if somebody came and trying to extore you,
Speaker 1: either there's no part of me that believes you wouldn't
Speaker 1: immediately be like, look at this guy trying to extore me,
Speaker 1: Like this is the lips at it again, Like there's
Speaker 1: no way you like kept this secret unless there's a
Speaker 1: grain of truth to these allegations. Right, absolutely absolutely, And
Speaker 1: he says, oh, I didn't like March sixteen, this person
Speaker 1: told my dad. It already sounds like some fucking teenager
Speaker 1: who crashed their car into a seven eleven because like
Speaker 1: I was set up and like they're trying to like
Speaker 1: extort my dad, who like, you guys know, it's like
Speaker 1: fucking loaded. That's why I can crash like back to
Speaker 1: back beamers and it'd be not a thing. But like,
Speaker 1: fuck guys. He goes on just to say some more
Speaker 1: dumb ship that you know, he said, He went, so
Speaker 1: they did do that right when the extortion thing happened,
Speaker 1: he said, Okay, we need to tell the FBI, and
Speaker 1: they did, and apparently the FBI made his dad wear
Speaker 1: a wire uh and have a phone call my Look,
Speaker 1: I don't less time I checked, you don't need a
Speaker 1: wire to wear a phone called plenty of techno because
Speaker 1: you're not in the room, so you don't need a wire.
Speaker 1: But okay, he's saying, if you get those transcripts of
Speaker 1: the wire, you will clearly see that this man was
Speaker 1: trying to extort us, and it's just becomes a really
Speaker 1: really just the sloppy, sloppy interview right after that, to
Speaker 1: the point where like he even tries pulling in Tucker
Speaker 1: cross and he's like, you know, and there's two people
Speaker 1: on this screen right now that have been falsely accused
Speaker 1: of horrible acts, and Tucker Crossing is like, bro, don't
Speaker 1: bring me into this shop and he and he also
Speaker 1: was like what do you mean. He's like, oh, because
Speaker 1: like twenty years ago I said, like a mentally disturbed
Speaker 1: person had accused me of a crime when I had
Speaker 1: never even met them. And then like was it immediately
Speaker 1: like this? And then later on he's like, I mean
Speaker 1: there're other time, Tucker, we were together and you were
Speaker 1: there with your wife and then someone came up talking
Speaker 1: to like the woman I was with. You remember that
Speaker 1: and it was like on some other ship And he
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know what and he was like,
Speaker 1: I remember that, sir, I don't know what, and left
Speaker 1: his ass out to you know, Dry Because this dude
Speaker 1: is so clearly on some other ship. Now, the thing
Speaker 1: to keep in mind is, you know Tucker Carlson later
Speaker 1: asked when did you know about this investigation? When did
Speaker 1: you find out about this? He gave a very cryptic answer.
Speaker 1: And because it sounds like Matt Gates this whole time
Speaker 1: is trying to make it sound like some Merrick Garland
Speaker 1: damn hit job now that he's running d o J,
Speaker 1: he gives us answer and he's like, I don't know him,
Speaker 1: like I just know, like it became a problem on
Speaker 1: March sixteenth when this person was asking for money. This
Speaker 1: is the other thing. There's a whole other side of
Speaker 1: this fucked up coin that you have to understand. The
Speaker 1: reason Matt Gates even got in like d OJ's crosshairs
Speaker 1: was because they were looking into a friend of his
Speaker 1: named Joel Greenberg, who is the technic. He has a
Speaker 1: title or had the title of Seminole County tax collector.
Speaker 1: And this dude has been flagrant with his abuses of power,
Speaker 1: his recent indictment of charges of sex trafficking of a child,
Speaker 1: stalking a political opponent, aggravated identity theft. They said from
Speaker 1: May to November seventeen, he targeted a girl between the
Speaker 1: ages of fourteen and seventeen to recruit them for sex
Speaker 1: acts in exchange for unspecified perks. Then he used his
Speaker 1: access to the state database as tax collector and to
Speaker 1: make fake I d s. This is another thing. Quote.
Speaker 1: Investigators said they found several fake ideas inside Greenberg's home
Speaker 1: and accused the tax collector of improperly accessing a state
Speaker 1: database to access personal information of people he was in
Speaker 1: sugar daddy relationships with, including a minor victim between the
Speaker 1: ages of fourteen and seventeen. Greenberg allegedly made the fake
Speaker 1: ideas to help facilit quote facilitate his efforts to engage
Speaker 1: in commercial sex acts. This is in the indictment. So
Speaker 1: this is how he came. So whatever reason, this investigation
Speaker 1: splintered off and they said, oh, hold on, Matt Gates
Speaker 1: is in this too. Just to give you an idea
Speaker 1: of horrifying Miles breath Jesus Christ, especially when you consider
Speaker 1: this whole like you've definitely been like, you know, it's
Speaker 1: out here and this is a giant global conspiracy and
Speaker 1: yet now you are best friends. But this what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, fucking it's also just like it's I mean,
Speaker 1: it's always no wonder, you know, like of course, if
Speaker 1: your homie is, you know, messing with that ship, like
Speaker 1: you're gonna be like, well, I mean I could get
Speaker 1: away with it, dude, or you know, you learn that
Speaker 1: lesser really quick. People you're on are on some fun
Speaker 1: ship that you're not down with. You're like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: off because this is gonna suck my whole future up.
Speaker 1: I'm off this ship. There. I can point to so
Speaker 1: many times where I was my life could have gone
Speaker 1: sucking left right. But some level, some level, you're like no,
Speaker 1: like I'm not with this ship. Like well, that goes
Speaker 1: back to him saying seventeen year old woman, and it's like, no, no, hey,
Speaker 1: I understand if you're like, oh, I'm attracted to someone
Speaker 1: and then you find out their age and you're like, yo,
Speaker 1: let me take a step back, because I I wish
Speaker 1: that people would just like admit that that's the thing
Speaker 1: that sucks them up, you know, but that's the problem,
Speaker 1: and they don't know how to just be like, oh, ship.
Speaker 1: I just played myself because I mean, a child is
Speaker 1: not going to know right from wrong, you know, not
Speaker 1: a young woman, young girl's not going to know. Well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and and anyone, especially if there's even age, if there's
Speaker 1: a huge financial disparity, that's just that's formal ground for manipulation.
Speaker 1: Because you hold that ship, I'm gonna move you over here.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna not move you over here. I'll pay this bill.
Speaker 1: I won't pay this bill until you fucking become subordinate
Speaker 1: or whatever. So Joel Greenberg, I just this dude was
Speaker 1: also taking like taxpair dollars and was buying like guns
Speaker 1: of fucking body armor computers to start a crypto operation.
Speaker 1: That's that's cool, though, that's cool. This is a and
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna read a real headline that came out
Speaker 1: of his conduct. This is a real headline about to
Speaker 1: read quote seminal tax collector Joel Greenberg accused of plotting
Speaker 1: bitcoin ransom scheme against his own office. Huh hm, classic move. Um.
Speaker 1: And just just to give people an idea, what happened
Speaker 1: this investigation for the record, Bill Barr okay to this
Speaker 1: investigation in the summer of Bill bar Yeah, when I
Speaker 1: read that, I was like, you know, she is dirtiest
Speaker 1: um and shout out Evan Hurst at Warncatt just for
Speaker 1: putting all to like, all these details together in one place,
Speaker 1: because it's very easy to see like how this is
Speaker 1: all happening and how it all intersects. So yeah, he's
Speaker 1: not going for a new job at Newsmax, but nice
Speaker 1: try and and and all the talk from the Republicans
Speaker 1: are the way they're not defending him. They're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's he's gonna just vaporize upon re entry into the atmosphere.
Speaker 1: And we're not you know, we're not gonna say anything,
Speaker 1: and we're not going to that's me, you know. But
Speaker 1: I mean more just in the sense of like how duplicit.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just again it's underlining the duplicity of
Speaker 1: how like they functioned ideologically with all the sex trafficking thing.
Speaker 1: And many people pointed out he was the sole vote
Speaker 1: against a sex trafficking bill if you years ago, the
Speaker 1: sole vote that would have would have made it easier
Speaker 1: for investigators to get information to try and like triangulate
Speaker 1: and understand how certain I do like when trumpets sound, though,
Speaker 1: you know, I like I like when we get to
Speaker 1: see someone get there, come up and it's like in
Speaker 1: real time, and hopefully they just keep pressure right on
Speaker 1: that's gates next where it's deserved and hopefully we can
Speaker 1: get them out of there and seeing some prison time
Speaker 1: and what what the hell do you like? The abuses
Speaker 1: of power are so just blatant, but to also then
Speaker 1: be the kind of scum who makes it more difficult
Speaker 1: for children and women and poor people just to survive,
Speaker 1: like heck you yeah, I'm always like fascinated with like
Speaker 1: the history of the age of consent. Like a bunch
Speaker 1: of old white dudes just got together and we're like
Speaker 1: debating what age they could have sex with women, Like
Speaker 1: that's really what they were like, what makes a woman?
Speaker 1: And then like you know, and then they landed on
Speaker 1: eighteen after being like what about some guy was like
Speaker 1: how about and they're like, oh you sick, Oh that's
Speaker 1: an old one. And then somebody was like what about
Speaker 1: twelve and something? That's too young? And then they finally
Speaker 1: landed on eighteen and that every time, yeah exactly, and
Speaker 1: it's like, what was I always wonder how that debate
Speaker 1: went because it's just so insane that we still have
Speaker 1: to have that conversation because of men like him, you
Speaker 1: know that. I think it got down to this. I
Speaker 1: got my best French at my eighteen year old, not
Speaker 1: my seventeen year old that things weird to me, but
Speaker 1: my eighteen year old daughter, Like they got married. I'm
Speaker 1: cool with that. Like, Okay, do you have any perspective
Speaker 1: as a man on how this would function? No, I'm
Speaker 1: just I'm purely going off of would I'd be cool
Speaker 1: if someone was banging someone that age from my family.
Speaker 1: That's the only rumor. Yeah, and it's it's drummed up
Speaker 1: a lot of talk about his son, you know, adopted son,
Speaker 1: Nestor um who like now people are wondering, now this
Speaker 1: is this is I'm just gonna let people speculation. This
Speaker 1: is heure, like I say on my other podcast, why WPS,
Speaker 1: wildly problematic speculation. But I'm not going to get into
Speaker 1: like dragging him out of the closet or anything like that.
Speaker 1: But people put this idea in it that perhaps Nestor
Speaker 1: is actually his son with like actually his son because
Speaker 1: they say he has a father in Cuba. Because he's
Speaker 1: not adopted, he doesn't need to be adopted because he
Speaker 1: has a father and some people are like speculating, like
Speaker 1: did he have a relationship with He did have a
Speaker 1: relationship with his sister, but if you add the timelines
Speaker 1: up this, the sister that he was dating could possibly
Speaker 1: be the daughter in which he would have impregnated her
Speaker 1: when she was a miner. And if his family having
Speaker 1: money could have created a hush scheme or whatever, that's
Speaker 1: just wps. That's not I'm just my wheels are going
Speaker 1: and on some I'm like what the folks really going on?
Speaker 1: Because for a long time people just like, what is
Speaker 1: this really whack cover for being a racist to just say,
Speaker 1: like look at my Cuban's son, right right, which is
Speaker 1: like the easiest thing to digest because that other it
Speaker 1: is like whoa yeah, anyway, so let's keep this moving along.
Speaker 1: I want to keep talking about the sickos. Let's keep yeah, well,
Speaker 1: we are going to talk about the sickos in the
Speaker 1: Texas Department of Public Safety. Have y'all ever done hypnosis
Speaker 1: of any kind? I don't think so. I tried it
Speaker 1: even as a bit maybe like the high school, uh,
Speaker 1: the senior year, they had an event. I think we
Speaker 1: had a hypnosis. I was gonna say we had assembly,
Speaker 1: and they're like, what do you call those things? It
Speaker 1: was like a week of like it, we're almost out
Speaker 1: of school, and her performances keep you all busy activities.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, but never like in the serious like
Speaker 1: therapy way. My dad got it to stop smoking and
Speaker 1: that worked. Right. There's It's which which is interesting because
Speaker 1: there I know people like that to have used hypnosis
Speaker 1: to like stop nail biting or smoking. Um, but which
Speaker 1: I think of using hypnosis to solve a murder and
Speaker 1: possibly put someone on death row or imprisoned them for life.
Speaker 1: Would you trust it then anything? And this sounds like
Speaker 1: some ship police would do to try and act like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I figured out the truth with this pseudoscience
Speaker 1: or quasi science whatever. So I just read something that
Speaker 1: said in January of this year, the Texas Department of
Speaker 1: Public Safety was like, yeah, We're no longer using hypnosis
Speaker 1: and investigations. And I'm like, what the funk? Wait? Wait,
Speaker 1: do your no huh? So apparently this has been a
Speaker 1: huge problem in Texas. I had no fucking idea. Um,
Speaker 1: I believe it was. I just want to give them credit. Um,
Speaker 1: the Dallas Morning News they put out an investigative piece
Speaker 1: like in April of last year, that sort of just
Speaker 1: laid waste to like this whole process that they use.
Speaker 1: And in this investigation they found that Texas quote built
Speaker 1: one of the most prolific programs for police hypnosis in
Speaker 1: the country, repeatedly doubling down on the practice despite scientific
Speaker 1: evidence that hypnosis can distort witness memories and lead to
Speaker 1: false convictions. DPS has developed more advanced interview and interrogation
Speaker 1: techniques that yield better results, is what they said. That's
Speaker 1: why they don't do it anymore because we found better ones,
Speaker 1: which is just lying. I guess right right, They're like,
Speaker 1: we're probably gonna get a giant lawsuit, so we just
Speaker 1: told them that's no longer part of her. It's very intense,
Speaker 1: the idea that the same methods used by cults being
Speaker 1: used by the police, Like the idea, Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, though, it's like, it's very scary.
Speaker 1: It's not new to anyone that the police abuse their
Speaker 1: power and are often putting those with least access to
Speaker 1: power and horrible positions, whether it's actually taking their lives
Speaker 1: or just straight stealing from them. That's definitely a problem
Speaker 1: with we're just gonna seize all of this stuff and
Speaker 1: just never give it back. But to then also implant
Speaker 1: false memories. There's something like a second layer of sinister
Speaker 1: and that making people believe that they've committed crimes. And
Speaker 1: I bet if we look at these numbers, we'd find like,
Speaker 1: the younger you are, the less life experience you have,
Speaker 1: the lower you're like, you you're more susceptible to these tactics.
Speaker 1: And so you just have to thinking about all the
Speaker 1: victims of this, we were probably never going to see
Speaker 1: any kind of justice either. They said they found in
Speaker 1: this investigation that they performed at least sevent hypnosis sessions
Speaker 1: since they at least any officer could do this, like
Speaker 1: hold on, not any you gotta get certified, okay, and
Speaker 1: it takes longer than it does to get your bags.
Speaker 1: Actually no, I don't know. I mean it probably is,
Speaker 1: but like but like you know, it's it's really it's
Speaker 1: really like because they were looking in this investigation, they're like, yo,
Speaker 1: dozens of men and women, dozens of p pool have
Speaker 1: been sent to prison and some to their deaths off
Speaker 1: the strength to some of these testimonies that they were
Speaker 1: deriving from hypnosis, and that's where it gets yeah, just
Speaker 1: super super super getting very guilty I mean, or you know,
Speaker 1: or is this basically getting a witness of falsely idea
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Or whatever the funk it
Speaker 1: ends up being. This is where it gets darker. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's what's crazy about watching them the Derek Chauvin trial
Speaker 1: is like how they try to manipulate just just on
Speaker 1: the strength of just language, you know, like they just
Speaker 1: try to manipulate just with the strength of language and
Speaker 1: flipping terms and using certain words and so to think
Speaker 1: that then they'll take it to the next level and
Speaker 1: be like, you know what else we can do. We're
Speaker 1: gonna get sucking brainwash you into During trying to move
Speaker 1: that witness the other day, who Donald, were you getting angrier?
Speaker 1: You feel getting angrier? And for him to just stay
Speaker 1: so hard in his lane and be like I was
Speaker 1: more and more professional. I stayed my body like I
Speaker 1: didn't snap despite the fact that I was watching someone
Speaker 1: slowly be murdered in front of me, So kudos to me.
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, sir, that is to have your
Speaker 1: humanity question to be so blatantly accused of being an
Speaker 1: angry black man to think and also then to spit
Speaker 1: it to make it sound like calling somebody to be like, hey,
Speaker 1: if you step in to close me on a slappy
Speaker 1: while he's murdering someone as a negative or as um
Speaker 1: giving an out of control citizen or disruptive to the
Speaker 1: policing process, and that's why he killed this man. Like
Speaker 1: just I know that lawyer has to do his job,
Speaker 1: and I try not to be like, that's not that's
Speaker 1: not it though. It's it's the fact that that is
Speaker 1: his job. That is his job is to twist things
Speaker 1: and to make them and tell the narrative that he
Speaker 1: wants to tell, which is again like I think the
Speaker 1: Internet has made it so that people now are opening
Speaker 1: their eyes to how the justice is just dis quote
Speaker 1: unquote system quote unquote really work. And so like these
Speaker 1: methods like hypnosis and ship, it's like, you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: somebody had to fucking figure it out. Somebody found out
Speaker 1: about it, somebody put pressure. Just the same with Matt Gates.
Speaker 1: It's like Tony puts a little fucking pressure on the
Speaker 1: neck and then it's like, oh, Ship, I guess we
Speaker 1: shouldn't be doing this. I mean, that's it's like that's
Speaker 1: the ship. That's what it takes, you know, And that's
Speaker 1: why it's so frustrating, because it's like everybody has to
Speaker 1: do their due diligence as citizens to be like, we
Speaker 1: have to keep looking for these terrible things that continue
Speaker 1: to exist, and so like it's great even having trouble
Speaker 1: getting justice for some of the most obvious ship that
Speaker 1: we're seeing right in front of our faces. And like
Speaker 1: the shameless cross INGDAMA examination of that man Donald Williams,
Speaker 1: especially when he said, you can't paint me out to
Speaker 1: be angry. That quote I like, and you could tell
Speaker 1: he was so and he was so upset because he
Speaker 1: was trying to completely dismiss his experience as someone being
Speaker 1: slowly killed as being like, would you say we're getting
Speaker 1: angry and angry? Like I would say that the situation
Speaker 1: was getting more fucked up and more fun. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what it was. It wasn't. I wasn't I wasn't escalating
Speaker 1: the situation. I'm merely watching someone in real time slowly.
Speaker 1: There's a brilliance in him pointing back to the video.
Speaker 1: Is that how many times you counted thirteen? Okay, great,
Speaker 1: then that's what within the video that that's what happened,
Speaker 1: as sort of almost a way of saying like, and
Speaker 1: we saw him kill that man, like that's what happened.
Speaker 1: It's on the video on video, it's the it's the
Speaker 1: just sensive sensitive. I can't say it. They're just sensitized. Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you, they're desensitized. And because I remember when we
Speaker 1: had it, when my dad was in hospice care here
Speaker 1: in the house, we had to hospice nurse come. She
Speaker 1: was much older, and like the way she navigated his care,
Speaker 1: it was like, oh, she's like watched people die over
Speaker 1: and over again. She's completely desensitized. She has no care
Speaker 1: concerned with how we are reacting to this, and she
Speaker 1: thinks we are being we are overreacting to watching my
Speaker 1: father die in the house, and it's and we we
Speaker 1: basically to be like we don't want this nurse in
Speaker 1: this house anymore, Like she is so dead inside, and
Speaker 1: it's it's making it worse for us. This experience is
Speaker 1: awful to begin with, like we don't want and then
Speaker 1: like the nurses came and they're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: we're so sorry, like of course we will have her.
Speaker 1: But it's like people are just so desensitized to deaths
Speaker 1: often or or race racism that they inflict upon others
Speaker 1: are so desensitized to it. But the way they move
Speaker 1: in the language they use, you're like, it's you. You're
Speaker 1: the crazy person, not the rest of us. We are not.
Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with us. We're getting angry watching someone die. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, but that's just the But that's like, it's
Speaker 1: just so funny that if in a trial that is
Speaker 1: so charged with all these racial aspects that they're deploying
Speaker 1: the like go to trope, which is two through repeated transgressions,
Speaker 1: take up an oppressed person to the point where they
Speaker 1: can no longer endure the repeated transgressions and now have
Speaker 1: to stand up for themselves, and then miscategorize that as
Speaker 1: someone losing their temper becoming angry, rather than acknowledging that
Speaker 1: this is someone who is reached, reached a breaking point,
Speaker 1: a threshold that they have now crossed over into in
Speaker 1: which they now have to begin to advocate for themselves. However,
Speaker 1: they know how to and did the same ship to
Speaker 1: uh that witness. So yeah, again, I will just say
Speaker 1: one last thing about the Texas hypnosis thing. This is
Speaker 1: this is also from this article quote. Texas law also
Speaker 1: still allows evidence allegedly gleaned from hypnosis to be used
Speaker 1: in courts. Great. The Supreme Court was like, yeah, they
Speaker 1: were like, nah, up to y'all, Up to y'all. They
Speaker 1: heard this, and if you want to do that. We
Speaker 1: we didn't pride the witness. We we hypnotize them. They
Speaker 1: we gave them more bucks afterwards. The things it was,
Speaker 1: it was great slam dunk case guys. Oh disgusting. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So uh and this was not an April Fool's joke,
Speaker 1: that's real. I thought for a second. I was like,
Speaker 1: this might be like a weird, fucked up April Fool's joke,
Speaker 1: like Onion style, like cups, you know, swear to stop
Speaker 1: using hypnosis to solve murders or whatever. Here's what I
Speaker 1: will say. I will start using it in relationships. I
Speaker 1: think that's a great tactic in relationships, as long as
Speaker 1: you're not like some kind of Carce role setting, you know,
Speaker 1: go go off, don't don't, don't not stereotype my type. Okay,
Speaker 1: I like what I like. All right, if they're in prison,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a work miles, Okay, ship, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have him send me money. Okay, let's move on, shall we.
Speaker 1: Let's do it please, for God's sakes, Miles, another terrible story.
Speaker 1: Go all right, well, I don't know what's going on
Speaker 1: with Justice Clarence Thomas. Oh man, Okay, So the n
Speaker 1: C double A is at the Supreme Court right now
Speaker 1: and they're going through like just trying to decide if
Speaker 1: the model is legal. I think it's what the actual
Speaker 1: court cases about right now, where players are basically like, hey,
Speaker 1: you're not a professional, so you don't get paid, you
Speaker 1: get some like cheap schooling, and then maybe you get
Speaker 1: a major career and you're welcome. We're not in her
Speaker 1: fans of Clarence Thomas. Obviously the man has done a
Speaker 1: lot of harm to us as a society in general.
Speaker 1: But he does bring up a really interesting like point
Speaker 1: during the conversation where he was like, I don't understand
Speaker 1: why if these coaches are having ballooning salaries, if they're
Speaker 1: also coaching at the amateur level, how can we give
Speaker 1: coaches giant salaries? Why do we have billion dollars stadiums
Speaker 1: at the same time we can't find space, money, times
Speaker 1: food sometimes for these kids. So you know, maybe he'll
Speaker 1: do one like really nice thing in his life and
Speaker 1: helps explay here get some justice. Also, like Clarence Thomas
Speaker 1: famously is one of the most disengaged Supreme Court justices.
Speaker 1: Like he's like known as like, oh, mr, oh, you
Speaker 1: don't have a question, surprise, you're just here to fucking
Speaker 1: side with the other conservative justices. But that's really wild
Speaker 1: like that for whatever reason, he's like, well, hold on,
Speaker 1: you're making more money. And like the idea of him
Speaker 1: like like getting into basketball as he's like disengaged from
Speaker 1: what he's supposed to be doing. He's like these kids,
Speaker 1: come on, He's like, what's that coach at Gonzaga make?
Speaker 1: You know? I don't know, sir, this is actually I
Speaker 1: don't know if this is even material to the constitutional
Speaker 1: case we're arguing at the moment. I look into it.
Speaker 1: Why don't you look into it? Look into it for me?
Speaker 1: Can we take a quick recess? I want to make sure.
Speaker 1: I just want to see what he's making. It's a
Speaker 1: good team, super into watching it. And now he's like
Speaker 1: feeling bad for them, you know what, Yeah, good good
Speaker 1: for that's all it takes. That's what's funny is that
Speaker 1: that's all it takes you know, like someone to give it.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what That's why that argument is always
Speaker 1: funny when people apologize for something like they were working
Speaker 1: racist against Asians, then they're married to an Asian, right,
Speaker 1: and they're like, well, I'm married to one. I didn't
Speaker 1: mean it. I'm fine, right, But that's the funk up
Speaker 1: that sometimes it takes that association for people to actually
Speaker 1: open their eyes to the terrible ship that have happened.
Speaker 1: So that's that's the thing with him, is like, you know,
Speaker 1: suddenly into basketball. I just like that. That's hilarious. What
Speaker 1: a weirdo. Yeah, I mean, that's the great glad. Glad
Speaker 1: to see you opening your eyes asking questions and that
Speaker 1: was all and not just sexually harassing people. Um okay,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we'll come back with
Speaker 1: some you know, let's let's talk about the holiday real
Speaker 1: quick after this and we're back. It's April one, April fools,
Speaker 1: April fools. I've read something that some people said it's
Speaker 1: like it's a joke on Noah first or some ship,
Speaker 1: and then some other people like I've heard so many
Speaker 1: origin stories. There's like six different origin stories, and his
Speaker 1: red dot com did not have clear answers for us,
Speaker 1: because we're all fools. We all been fooled, right. I checked,
Speaker 1: I picked some of the ones I liked, so the
Speaker 1: theories I thought, okay, maybe, so just read a couple. So.
Speaker 1: Some historians speculate the April fools Day dates back to
Speaker 1: fifteen eighty two, when France switched from the Julian calendar
Speaker 1: to the Georgian calendar as called for by the Council
Speaker 1: of Trent in fifteen sixty three, and the Julian calendar
Speaker 1: as in the Hindu calendar. The new year begins with
Speaker 1: the spring equinox around April one, so people were calling
Speaker 1: in January one it was chaos. They were like, ha ha,
Speaker 1: April Fools. You don't know anything, stupid, and then it
Speaker 1: became popularized throughout Britain during the eighteenth century. In Scotland's
Speaker 1: the tradition became a two day event, which is far
Speaker 1: too much April fools uh, studying with the Hunting of
Speaker 1: Guk in which people were sent on phony errands goal
Speaker 1: because the word for cuckoo bird assembol for the fool,
Speaker 1: and followed by Tally Day, which involved pranks played on
Speaker 1: people's dairy years, such as pinning thick tails or Kickney
Speaker 1: signs on them, you know, in case you in her
Speaker 1: tune from the fifties. That's what's happening. Then. I don't
Speaker 1: like this holiday. I think it's weird. It makes us,
Speaker 1: it makes sense of the time, like whatever. Two years ago,
Speaker 1: people were bored to ship. They didn't have the Internet name,
Speaker 1: so they were like, you know, we should play tricks
Speaker 1: on each other. Fetch me some grain. My good man,
Speaker 1: we got him to fetch us grain. Can you not
Speaker 1: what a fool? Now? Kick him in his asshole? Holiday
Speaker 1: for day two with my pointy shoe, the original oppression
Speaker 1: April Fools. Oh my god, I'm trying to think how
Speaker 1: you can make it better? Right because I was reading
Speaker 1: another article. I think it was a V club where
Speaker 1: they're just pointing out how like whack just how like
Speaker 1: what the holidays become like? I remember it used to
Speaker 1: be like you lie to your mom or something and
Speaker 1: get Oh man, did that ship? Once I sucked around
Speaker 1: and found out on April Fool's Day very quickly, did
Speaker 1: you do to your mother? Oh? I pretended I was
Speaker 1: really ill. Yeah it was not. It was stupid. It
Speaker 1: was like like, did you go to the hospital. I like,
Speaker 1: I was like passing out, like oh no. And as
Speaker 1: a kid, you're like, I look, I like to see,
Speaker 1: you know, because I was like the kind of kid
Speaker 1: who like if my mom, like, you know, we go
Speaker 1: to the mall or some ship, I would hide in
Speaker 1: the clothing racks until she was like, like, I remember
Speaker 1: my Grandma's. She's probably she fucking almost body slammed me
Speaker 1: out of Macy's because I know again and this is
Speaker 1: all things I learned over the years. I'm like when
Speaker 1: she pulled me aside, she's like, you don't ever do that.
Speaker 1: She's like, because you're my grandchild and if I lost,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god. She's like she
Speaker 1: just made it too reel for me. My duty to
Speaker 1: you as an adult. You are my you are my
Speaker 1: descendant and you must be alive. And I was like,
Speaker 1: she's like a pretty and there isn't even cell phones yet. Hope,
Speaker 1: welcome up, motherfucker. So yeah, I did that. I didn't
Speaker 1: like it because you know, it's just like the vibe
Speaker 1: of like seeing an adult like off their ship was
Speaker 1: sort of how I thought that ship was funny cut too,
Speaker 1: it was not so I kind of stopped doing that
Speaker 1: ship um, but really I think now it's just all
Speaker 1: like whack ass corporate pranks. I feel like that's what
Speaker 1: it's all become. And they're like put a list together
Speaker 1: McDonald's shake sauce. When they did the H and M
Speaker 1: Mark Zuckerberg collabuh fucking Like on Yelp, they did a
Speaker 1: thing that looked like your screen was cracked when you
Speaker 1: open the app. My world. They really enjoy fake casting rumors.
Speaker 1: Every able first is like surprised so and so has
Speaker 1: been cast as this, what do you think? Leave me alone.
Speaker 1: I don't need to get my hopes up needlessly. I
Speaker 1: don't want to have to spend an entire day like
Speaker 1: April first was kind to come a day of just
Speaker 1: like let me just black out the internet, like let
Speaker 1: me just not even check it. What's the point. I
Speaker 1: just think it's become redundant. We have a lot of
Speaker 1: ways to have fun. Now do we need to trick
Speaker 1: other people? Does anyone like I've never seen a successful
Speaker 1: prank where it's like both hysterical and both parties at
Speaker 1: the end are like that was good fun, buddy, Like
Speaker 1: we did that. Here's what I'll say I hate April fools,
Speaker 1: never participated in April fools. I don't do no pranks.
Speaker 1: I don't play like that. But one April First, I
Speaker 1: was hanging out with the family and the kids. I
Speaker 1: have eight nieces and nephews, you know, and uh my brother.
Speaker 1: I was watching them, and then my brother came to
Speaker 1: pick them up, and um so I was in the front.
Speaker 1: They left. I was like, hi, guys, and they drove off,
Speaker 1: and then I was hating my eight pen in the front,
Speaker 1: just hitting it big gas blows the smoke, and then
Speaker 1: my brother's car pulls back around and I'm right when
Speaker 1: I'm planting out a big gas ball of smoke. My
Speaker 1: nieces and nephews like, what are you doing? Um uh,
Speaker 1: and they were like, it's because it's April fer It's
Speaker 1: April fos joke. And I was like, yeah, yes, I
Speaker 1: got you. I would never smoke, are you crazy? And
Speaker 1: it worked and they never thought about it again, and
Speaker 1: it was so fucking perfect. I was like, God, lets
Speaker 1: say first and did you like call like three homies
Speaker 1: right after day? Like you're not gonna believe this? I
Speaker 1: could of I wasn't, so in shock. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh happening. God was with me that day before.
Speaker 1: God isn't real. Do you ever prank somebody, Joel? No,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's funny. I don't. I can never
Speaker 1: think of a way to like properly deliver a prank.
Speaker 1: And it just seems like it's just a way to
Speaker 1: embarrass people, or like there's some kind of lack of
Speaker 1: self confidence that you're like, oh, man, let me just
Speaker 1: really bring this person down. And I don't know, that's
Speaker 1: not really my vibe. I'm not here for it. But
Speaker 1: you don't like humiliating your loved ones. That's weird. No,
Speaker 1: I really don't. I know when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: that was really popular to be like, oh, put like
Speaker 1: toothpaste on oreos and like, and that just seems means
Speaker 1: thank you, orioles are delicious. Why are we scarring people?
Speaker 1: You know? I don't. I think we are now involved
Speaker 1: past this holiday, and I think we can put it
Speaker 1: to rest. I think most of us are evolved past
Speaker 1: this holiday. Some people are stuck in the like because
Speaker 1: even punked right, you know, it was still psychological warfare
Speaker 1: is really what it's about. I think the way you
Speaker 1: can get a good prank off is if you the
Speaker 1: prankster puts in an inordinate amount of time to make
Speaker 1: it like believable, but also it's truly not at the
Speaker 1: expense of whoever the mark is. Like I've seen videos
Speaker 1: where people convinced their friend they were going skydiving and
Speaker 1: they just got in a car, but they put in
Speaker 1: like a loud engine like near his head, and he
Speaker 1: thought he was going up in a plane and ship,
Speaker 1: and they jumped out and he just like went into
Speaker 1: a bucket and he's just like he was freaking out
Speaker 1: because he really they really tried to funk with him
Speaker 1: to think he was going up in a airplane and
Speaker 1: he was like ship and then he got up and
Speaker 1: he was like, oh my god. And in the end
Speaker 1: he had a good he had a last psychological warfare.
Speaker 1: Don't traumatize you Are you kidding me? You know what
Speaker 1: funny if your listeners strike me as a type of
Speaker 1: people that would not participate in any type of April foolery.
Speaker 1: But there's gonna be like one listener it's like stoke
Speaker 1: was good. Yeah, look your April fool's joke. I think
Speaker 1: maybe kids is easier to do it on like but
Speaker 1: you can cry oh yeah, I don't know. How can
Speaker 1: you make it? Can you ever lie to a kid
Speaker 1: and they don't cry? Because I feel like he's just
Speaker 1: not build wise when you're when you're at a kid,
Speaker 1: when you're a kid, you say Santa Claus is real
Speaker 1: and they smile also like yeah, because you're also your
Speaker 1: embarrassment levels, like you get real easily embarrassed, so like
Speaker 1: if an adult got one over on you, like yeah,
Speaker 1: I probably would just melted down, So you know what,
Speaker 1: fuck it um. I think that's why other websites are
Speaker 1: like we should make it like Halloween, like just dress up,
Speaker 1: do some fun, like do something fun in the spirit
Speaker 1: of humor. I love that. Listen, any chance to put
Speaker 1: on a giant costume or where wacky makeup? I'm in.
Speaker 1: Give treats like I don't know, I don't know what
Speaker 1: kind of treats we should get for April Fools, but
Speaker 1: tasty ones and and it should be warm, and give
Speaker 1: us a day off federal holiday or yeah, or like
Speaker 1: a spiritual day of atonement where you can you're honest
Speaker 1: about a thing you're mad ignorant about. You can today
Speaker 1: be honest and there's no judgment, you know. I like that,
Speaker 1: admitting your foolish like meeting admitting it. Yeah wow, I
Speaker 1: thought I hated April Fools before you guys really took
Speaker 1: it to a whole disgusting child development psychologists have come
Speaker 1: up with a better way to do it. It's not
Speaker 1: fund speaking of ship that could be fun or lethal.
Speaker 1: Um music festivals are they getting a little too eager now?
Speaker 1: I just want to say, as I sit here, unvaccinated
Speaker 1: and watching case numbers rise in certain parts of the country,
Speaker 1: the last thing on my mind is when can I
Speaker 1: go to a massive music festival. And don't get me wrong,
Speaker 1: the one of the things I am waiting for the
Speaker 1: most is to see live music with like around people
Speaker 1: like that. To me, that's like the fucking that's the
Speaker 1: gas of life that I need. But now we're seeing
Speaker 1: festival after festival announced dates that are earlier and earlier.
Speaker 1: Outside Lands in San Francisco, I love that festival. They've
Speaker 1: put an October date for this year. Firefly in Delaware
Speaker 1: did a late September date. Bonnaroo is doing an early
Speaker 1: September date and Hard Summer which is like a l
Speaker 1: A one which is mostly like E D M and Ship.
Speaker 1: But I think two chains will be there. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be at the end of July, at the end of July, July,
Speaker 1: end of summer, like because you maybe like really late
Speaker 1: August and give us a chance to because we're only
Speaker 1: opening up vaccinations to everyone in l A April eight teen.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of us here. That's millions of people
Speaker 1: we gotta get through. And not just that. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be all the people traveling into l A. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's more to these other places. What I mean, it's
Speaker 1: just and I'm looking, let me just read this fucking
Speaker 1: lineup for Bonnaroo, because it's not like it's not like
Speaker 1: some ship where you're like, well, fuck the hell no,
Speaker 1: I'm not fucking putting my life at risk for food
Speaker 1: fighters making the stallion run to Jewels, Janelle Money, Deaf Tones,
Speaker 1: Tam and Paula Lizzo g easy, I mean not cheesy
Speaker 1: for me. Uh incubus though, oh hell yeah, Tyler the Creator,
Speaker 1: Little Baby Lana del Ray, Leon Bridges, Like it's a
Speaker 1: fucking full blown festival. Brittany Howard and Phoebe Bridges is
Speaker 1: going to be there, like they've got your alternative chicks,
Speaker 1: your wrap chicks, you're like school rock man, like there's
Speaker 1: something for everyone. Yes, it's a problem. Are you a
Speaker 1: trippy psychedelic using person? Then strap up for King Gizzard
Speaker 1: and the Lizard Wizard. Prim discois Get and Nelly on
Speaker 1: one day. What's what's the trip is that the artists
Speaker 1: are protected, you know, like, you know, the artists are
Speaker 1: going to be social distancing and they're vaccinated or yeah,
Speaker 1: mostly vaccinated and um but even if they are like
Speaker 1: not vaccinated or anti vax, like, they're still going to
Speaker 1: have their tiny little area like nobody is allowed to
Speaker 1: be over there. Like that's what's fucking crazy about it.
Speaker 1: It's like the people at risk are there gonna be
Speaker 1: the people in the audience. Yeah, and you know, like uh,
Speaker 1: Santigo Comic Con just announced they're coming back this year
Speaker 1: to not giving weekend. They're gonna do San Diego Comic Con,
Speaker 1: busiest travel fucking weekend of all the fucking what. It
Speaker 1: makes very little sense for a lot of perspectives. Like,
Speaker 1: for one thing, some people haven't been home in two years,
Speaker 1: Like it's been a long time since people have seen family.
Speaker 1: I don't know how many people are going to take
Speaker 1: the Thanksgiving holiday weekend and like no family, I've got
Speaker 1: comics to look at, particularly after Comic Con Comic Con
Speaker 1: where we saw out of like major studios, like they're
Speaker 1: not releasing as much, They're not um show, King's not
Speaker 1: announcing a lot of like sweet jobs. It's it's a
Speaker 1: changing thing, and so to do it, thanks, I mean really,
Speaker 1: it just seems to me like we can wait another year,
Speaker 1: like one most people vaccinated will have figured out a
Speaker 1: way on a smaller scale, and the movie theaters are
Speaker 1: starting to experiment with like are we checking cards before
Speaker 1: people come in see if they got vaccinated? We're doing
Speaker 1: vaccinated only screenings and then so not like there's a
Speaker 1: lot of things we have to figure out as a society,
Speaker 1: like how we want to move forward. But this seems chaotic.
Speaker 1: This is so reckless though, because it's this is the
Speaker 1: kind of ship that people are going to take as
Speaker 1: cues to being like, oh, we're done, it's over. It's
Speaker 1: over because previously, my the indicators from my perspective and
Speaker 1: my world was that the music festivals were gone, so
Speaker 1: that means ship was real or whatever it was for
Speaker 1: people to say it's coming back and like, yo, get together,
Speaker 1: sweat on each other. Uh, pass fucking drugs around mouth
Speaker 1: to mouth, whatever the funk you're gonna do, and breathe
Speaker 1: on each other. It's okay because Lizzo and Tam and
Speaker 1: Paula are gonna fucking shell the stage on night to
Speaker 1: like yo, this it's it's it's more just about like
Speaker 1: getting back to normal. These are things that are gonna
Speaker 1: I'm not joking, like, I'm curious to know how much
Speaker 1: this could actually affect people's behavior right now, to see
Speaker 1: lineups like this being announced, I mean it might be
Speaker 1: helping them save stay home and save money so that
Speaker 1: they could have a full blown anti vax weekend in September. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just tough. It's fucking weird. It's weird because we're
Speaker 1: already like you know, the vaccine rollouts are getting wonky,
Speaker 1: where people with means are finding ways to jump the line.
Speaker 1: Other people are like, I didn't even know I was
Speaker 1: eligible because I'm living an underserved part of the community
Speaker 1: where there's little outreach. But people who are at the
Speaker 1: Gelson's are all that okay, um, And then you know,
Speaker 1: like then we have a growing number of people, especially conservatives,
Speaker 1: that are becoming vaccine skeptics. So it's not We're not
Speaker 1: dealing with positivity all around this situation. So it's I mean, look,
Speaker 1: I hope it works. It's definitely complicated the matter that, like,
Speaker 1: even if vaccines are available, people are anti vax. So
Speaker 1: it's like, what do you do with these rapidly expiring vaccines, right,
Speaker 1: Maybe you know, send them to the global South where
Speaker 1: there is an absolute shortage of vaccines because the westernical
Speaker 1: miles you know, some Cox snowflake. Oh man, well, Marcella,
Speaker 1: thanks for joining us today. Oh my god, thanks for
Speaker 1: having me. Can I unfortunately plug dates inside of a comedy? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, look, you gotta you gotta get you. Look,
Speaker 1: we're all trying to live. So yeah, where can people
Speaker 1: find you? Follow you? I'm doing socially distant shows in
Speaker 1: um Fort, Collins, and Boulder April fourteenth, in April eighteenth,
Speaker 1: um Comedy for on the fourteenth and the Redback Collective
Speaker 1: and Boulder on the eighteenth. So if you guys want
Speaker 1: to come, I mean, zy, gang, I know you're I
Speaker 1: know you. I know some and and some of them
Speaker 1: A lot of them are vaccinated in Denver, so um,
Speaker 1: let's see are getting vaccinated Denver. Hell yeah, Colorado. I
Speaker 1: guess the numbers are low and the vaccines are high,
Speaker 1: so as high as the altitude as the people there
Speaker 1: to man the last week, come on, right, Actually go
Speaker 1: see Marcella's show because it will actually be funny, and
Speaker 1: and it's on a Wednesday and the Sunday I have.
Speaker 1: I'm not ready to commit to weekend dates yet because
Speaker 1: I'm very petrified of this ship. Yeah. How how's your
Speaker 1: like re entry anxiety from it's I mean, it's interesting.
Speaker 1: I'll say that I did a show, a socially distant
Speaker 1: outside show in l A on Sunday, two shows, and
Speaker 1: it was cool, and you know, but the worry is
Speaker 1: still there, you know, like hocket did not spread. I
Speaker 1: mean that's I think that's why those festival things kind
Speaker 1: of blow my mind, because I'm like, don't we all
Speaker 1: just kind of want to go slow and see how
Speaker 1: this happens, like how it unfolds, as opposed to just
Speaker 1: being like around thousands of people. I mean you would
Speaker 1: think that you would, you know, want to you know,
Speaker 1: slow and steady your winds or race right, Um, So,
Speaker 1: because I get that people do want to like do ship,
Speaker 1: but I mean a festival is not on my priority list.
Speaker 1: That's the other day I was saying, like I'm trying to,
Speaker 1: you know, slowly turn up the volume on my social
Speaker 1: life again. Like I was saying, like, you know, maybe
Speaker 1: when if like it's it's safer and like everyone like
Speaker 1: we're all vaccinated, and I'm like, okay, let's go to
Speaker 1: a movie, right what I mean? And then but like
Speaker 1: on a Tuesday in the morning, like exactly, and we're
Speaker 1: not and we're gonna meet up in front of the
Speaker 1: theater and then we'll catch up a little bit, watch
Speaker 1: the movie at the end, exchange some ideas about what
Speaker 1: we just saw, and then go home. And then I know,
Speaker 1: I mean, and that's the thing. It's like I want
Speaker 1: to do the little things, you know, but I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do the big things just yet.
Speaker 1: And not on like the spicy days, you know, Like
Speaker 1: it shocks me that people are out on the weekend
Speaker 1: eating in a restaurant. I'm like, for what, guys, for what? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I need to be served. I need to That's
Speaker 1: that ship. That's that's that. I don't understand the difference.
Speaker 1: What's the difference, Because the food is gonna be that
Speaker 1: much hotter if you could just pick it up right
Speaker 1: when it's good and ready and then eat it. Um
Speaker 1: okay and uh. But other than that, what about on
Speaker 1: social you know, where can they find you? Marcella Comedy.
Speaker 1: I'm barely tweeting these days. I'm barely I g my
Speaker 1: eyees on private because I got us to walker um.
Speaker 1: But you guys can send me a friend request on
Speaker 1: I g um and I try. I try. I tweet
Speaker 1: every once in a while. Now I'm really off of it,
Speaker 1: which is crazy to think, but you know, I'm not
Speaker 1: at all. I'm I'm saying crazy to think of how
Speaker 1: it used to be, you know, like I'm I'm happy
Speaker 1: to be off of it, but it's just it's wild
Speaker 1: to think, like how aggressively I was on Twitter before. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean because I think once once, like
Speaker 1: you're forced to like really prioritize like your well being
Speaker 1: in such a fucked up year, like that ship goes
Speaker 1: like down the list. It was like it was what
Speaker 1: I did on my free time, you know, like in
Speaker 1: between ship or doing you know, like if I was working,
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, I need a break them and sit
Speaker 1: down and just be on my on my phone, you know,
Speaker 1: because I didn't have I didn't always have like the
Speaker 1: mental focus for like picking up a book always, you know.
Speaker 1: And now it's like, you know, being on Twitter is
Speaker 1: a lot. It is everybody's mad about something every day.
Speaker 1: Like there was one day I went on and like
Speaker 1: comedians are fighting about some comedy ship. Salvadorians are fighting
Speaker 1: about some Salvadorian ship. And then and then like the
Speaker 1: general news was just like unfolding and people were mad
Speaker 1: about that and I was like, I I why am
Speaker 1: I here? Yeah? I mean even with the shooting in Atlanta,
Speaker 1: I was like, man, even like I'm watching black and
Speaker 1: Asian people discuss like whether who hates you more? There's hate,
Speaker 1: and I'm like it is wild, like off the internet,
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, another thing. It's sad when people
Speaker 1: are the people that are going to solve it either.
Speaker 1: And it's it's sad when people don't know the history,
Speaker 1: you know, like you know, not that everybody should suddenly
Speaker 1: just be informed, but like it's I guess it's also
Speaker 1: sad watching people learn about ship that you wished everybody
Speaker 1: already knew. And it also contributes to why this ship
Speaker 1: it continues to stay terrible, you know, yeah, absolutely, But
Speaker 1: so because of that, you probably have a tweet that
Speaker 1: you've been with you know what, I did see one
Speaker 1: did see one tailed me. It's actually, you know, I
Speaker 1: think my friends sent it to me. That's what it was.
Speaker 1: She sent it to a shout out to Rosie, Daddy Rosie.
Speaker 1: It was from I want to say at Nazir are
Speaker 1: todd an a z e r a r t a
Speaker 1: U d are tall and it said, um, y'all are
Speaker 1: worried about little Nass giving the double a lap dance?
Speaker 1: When I was twelve, I witnessed the Devil in a
Speaker 1: gay relationship with Saddam Hussein. Your children will be fine
Speaker 1: because on south part of the devil and that ship
Speaker 1: was so we watched it and we love the classic
Speaker 1: it was. They were fucking yes regularly. It wasn't even
Speaker 1: a lap dance. And then little nos in a way
Speaker 1: like he handled the del Yeah, yeah, bitch, he was.
Speaker 1: He was. Yeah. He was ready also like to not
Speaker 1: examine the full message of that video and just be like, look,
Speaker 1: he's trying to bring the devil to us, like well,
Speaker 1: wait to miss the point. Yeah, and even if but
Speaker 1: even had a press release with it to help you
Speaker 1: understand the allegory. Yeah, but who knows. That's fine. He's
Speaker 1: bodying all these people on Twitter and the songs the
Speaker 1: song is good too. Is he going to start missing?
Speaker 1: Because I thought when Pannini came out, was like, man,
Speaker 1: how then is this ship? He has a really good
Speaker 1: ear for hooks, um like you know it's I think
Speaker 1: that's like one of his greatest strengths is like he
Speaker 1: has really good They love the hook Yeah, they were
Speaker 1: raised on him, love him. I mean not since fifty
Speaker 1: cent was someone just coming out with all the back
Speaker 1: to back songs that were just about the hooks, And
Speaker 1: this time the music is actually good, uh, saying gay,
Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew it. I'm calling him a
Speaker 1: fake gas millionaire for sure. Every time. Hey, I ain't
Speaker 1: really fucking with you know Biden's tax plan, you know,
Speaker 1: because that's great, that's hilarious. Miles. You just get a
Speaker 1: tech like you out like this, you know, and there's
Speaker 1: uh and then just come at people inappropriately all the time. Joel,
Speaker 1: what about you? Where can people find you? Follow you?
Speaker 1: Support you? Here? You and what's the tweet you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're doing fake doctors, real friends once a week. Come
Speaker 1: come see the internal lives of Zack and Donald. It's
Speaker 1: good times over there. Find me on the internet actual
Speaker 1: when he gets j O E l M when I
Speaker 1: Q you eat. My tweet this week is from Julia Young.
Speaker 1: She's at okay Julia. Her tweet is do cong and
Speaker 1: god zu a kiss at all? Are am? I wasting
Speaker 1: my time on this dumb movie? And I think that's
Speaker 1: the energy we can all be carrying this weekend as
Speaker 1: we get ready for that epic movie watching in home theaters. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I ship everybody and everything, so hopefully Julia, hopefully they
Speaker 1: we shall see, we shall see some tweets I like
Speaker 1: to or from Reductress. The first one at Reductress says, man,
Speaker 1: who hurt you? Upset you told people he hurt you? Um,
Speaker 1: and it has like this guy and I like, who's
Speaker 1: like kind of ridiculous, like yeah, that's what that's called reaping,
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