Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one seventy three,
Speaker 1: episode one of their Daily So I Got East, the
Speaker 1: production of I Heart Radio. This is a podcast where
Speaker 1: we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness. It
Speaker 1: is February twenty second, a Monday. My name is Jack
Speaker 1: O'Brien a K. When I eat big cups, well, I
Speaker 1: know I'm gonna be you. I'm gonna be the man
Speaker 1: that eats way more than two when I get gout. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm gonna be young, gonna be the man
Speaker 1: washing it down with do and I will eat five
Speaker 1: hundred miles and I would eat five hundred more. Let
Speaker 1: me be the man who eats a thousand reesses cups
Speaker 1: and lays down on the floor. That is courtesy of Christie.
Speaker 1: I'm a Gucci main and I am thrilled to be
Speaker 1: joined by today's Rushall guest co host. She is the
Speaker 1: scam goddess herself, Miss Lacey Moseley. What's up? It's Lacey
Speaker 1: Moseley AK. And I am telling I'm not going nowhere.
Speaker 1: This is the worst time I'm bad. I'm known. COVID
Speaker 1: has me staying at home. No, no, no, no way,
Speaker 1: no no no, no way, I'm doning out which a baby,
Speaker 1: I'm not doning now? Which you? Wow? That came from
Speaker 1: dad Hound dad Hound dad Hound on Twitter. Thank you
Speaker 1: guys for the A K S I got like the
Speaker 1: first lace that I thought that was fun and I'm
Speaker 1: sure they're all great. Yeah everybody. I mean you are
Speaker 1: somebody that I feel like A K writers would love
Speaker 1: to write for. Um very limited range for me. They're
Speaker 1: like it could be uh he could do maybe the
Speaker 1: Pretenders and then like nursery rhymes, uh well lazy. We
Speaker 1: are thrilled to be joined in our third seat by
Speaker 1: the hilarious, the talented Sara Jude. Thank you, A K
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Speaker 1: Let Menna try this one. I'm Sora, I'm Sora. I
Speaker 1: love you. I'm Sarah. You're so far Oh damn. That's
Speaker 1: single cheer that you had dropped running down your face
Speaker 1: was beautiful. Yeah, listeners can't see it, but I am crying.
Speaker 1: Sara Lacey, how have you both been? I feel like
Speaker 1: I need to check came with both of you. Let's
Speaker 1: start with you, Lacy, have you been so I was
Speaker 1: giving me this hand though I was trying to see
Speaker 1: what was up with his hand? What What was the
Speaker 1: thought that came immediately. The thought that came immediately is I, um,
Speaker 1: I am in such ups and downs. That's why the
Speaker 1: fingers were doing the movements, the movement of the middle.
Speaker 1: It's because I'm constantly I'm reading the news and I'm
Speaker 1: going down, and then I'm going to my yard where
Speaker 1: I have a bunch of baby chicks, and then the
Speaker 1: body is going up, and then I am thinking about
Speaker 1: the news and then back down again and then back
Speaker 1: to the chicks and so much joy. And it's bringing
Speaker 1: me directly to neutral. So I am at neutral. I
Speaker 1: should I learned before, and I forgot this lesson that
Speaker 1: I should not ask people how they're doing, because that
Speaker 1: is rude during the pandemic, It's just that, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: not a fair question to ask how, Yeah, exactly do
Speaker 1: you think? But what what have you guys been up to?
Speaker 1: Let's do that one. Is there anything new going on?
Speaker 1: And if that's also a personal and unfair question, just
Speaker 1: tell me to shut the funk up. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: hardball interview miss lee Jack. It really feels like how
Speaker 1: are you as like so it's last time you got
Speaker 1: laid like just like that same question, the same no. Um,
Speaker 1: I will say, I'm actually feeling pretty good. I've gotten
Speaker 1: on it. I've been working for almost half I would say,
Speaker 1: most of the pandemic and some capacity and then at
Speaker 1: one point shooting full time. Um. So there was some
Speaker 1: really really stressful bad points. But now, honey, I'm into
Speaker 1: like treating l A like I used to treat New York.
Speaker 1: Like in New York, I was never scared to like
Speaker 1: go to a movie by myself, or go to the
Speaker 1: restaurant by myself, or like do anything by myself. And
Speaker 1: obviously I can't be in a COVID box watching you know,
Speaker 1: the latest features, but I can't go to the park.
Speaker 1: So I took myself to the park yesterday and I
Speaker 1: sat on a blanket that I had had in my
Speaker 1: car after I shook out a sand off it up
Speaker 1: last time I used it. And then I got one
Speaker 1: of those duck boats you know at Echo Park. You
Speaker 1: know that people like swan boat. You know how it's
Speaker 1: two people. It's very hard to vote by yourself. My
Speaker 1: legs I saw today. But I voted in a swan
Speaker 1: boat alone. Did you? Did you boat in a little circle?
Speaker 1: I did? I looked up, I did the whole park.
Speaker 1: It was very cute. I crashed into some rocks a
Speaker 1: few times. No ducks were harmed as far as I know,
Speaker 1: but you were at such a speed that they might
Speaker 1: have just gotten chewed up and spit out the back
Speaker 1: of your too. Um, that's beautiful. That's like a like
Speaker 1: a rom Com montage. But uh, for self care, you
Speaker 1: were taking care of yourself. You were getting to know
Speaker 1: yourself out y'all, because I know what it is right
Speaker 1: now if you live alone, I do. I'm so tired
Speaker 1: of myself and these thoughts. Most we can go somewhere. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: my friend and I talked about our girlfriend. You know,
Speaker 1: it's like, you gotta be nice to your girlfriend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and your girlfriend is you, So you gotta take your
Speaker 1: girlfriend out on a date sometimes, like sometimes the sex
Speaker 1: with your girlfriend that you are having with your girlfriend
Speaker 1: is is just not fun anymore. And it's just you know,
Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta treat yourself like you have a
Speaker 1: hot girlfriend who you want to stay dating you, right,
Speaker 1: you gotta get dressed up for your girlfriend. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I lit a kiddle the last time I may love
Speaker 1: to me. I bet your girlfriend like that. Make her
Speaker 1: feel special And sorry, June. The chicks are doing good,
Speaker 1: chicks are doing great. Yeah that's my that's my Google search.
Speaker 1: My last Google search was assisted hatch because I had
Speaker 1: one one little chickie that was like half out, um,
Speaker 1: but he couldn't get the shell open all the way
Speaker 1: on and he was like peeping in there and he
Speaker 1: was breathing, so I knew he was okay, but it
Speaker 1: was like a day of him just like kind of
Speaker 1: being stuck in the shell. Um. And I was worried
Speaker 1: to help him out because, um, when the chicks are
Speaker 1: developing in there, they they're attached to the inner membrane,
Speaker 1: you know how the egg has like this like skin
Speaker 1: on it outside of the shell, like give the shell
Speaker 1: and then the little skin, so they like attached to that,
Speaker 1: like they have like blood vessels in it and stuff.
Speaker 1: So if you just like open the shell, they could
Speaker 1: get hurt. Um. So I was like, I'll leave him
Speaker 1: in there, but then I was like what if he
Speaker 1: can't get out of himself. Anyways, I did help him
Speaker 1: and now he's fine. And he's peeping, and he's with
Speaker 1: all his brothers and sisters. He's keeping he's he's the loudest.
Speaker 1: I don't want to come to this raggedy bitch is weird. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get you. Yeah, stay with the membrane. It's feeding me.
Speaker 1: It's got all my needs met. It's warm in here.
Speaker 1: But yeah, they're good now. And they're like little little
Speaker 1: peepees and I hold them and they're fluffy and they're
Speaker 1: cute as fuck, and yeah, they just they make me
Speaker 1: real happy and it's nice because there's a lot of
Speaker 1: bad stuff going on. I love an emo pet. I
Speaker 1: are dog. When the first dog that my wife and
Speaker 1: I bought, when uh we first got together, like we
Speaker 1: went to the airport to pick him up, and did
Speaker 1: he fly to you? Yeah, he flew to me. He's
Speaker 1: the first class, you know. But so the uh you know,
Speaker 1: as you do go to the air your dog. So
Speaker 1: the dog create Uh my dog flights Jet blue, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: always his his frequent flyer miser um. But he uh,
Speaker 1: he was in a crate with another dog and the
Speaker 1: first dog like jumped out and ran out, and we
Speaker 1: were like, oh, what what's going on? Then we like
Speaker 1: looked in and our dog was just like in there
Speaker 1: like we We always got the sense that he he
Speaker 1: was like a junkie in a past life, like he
Speaker 1: just was always um something blue, feeling something blue. He
Speaker 1: always had the little you know, he's got a little
Speaker 1: whole avoiding him. But uh, but then he was the
Speaker 1: most he was very, very loving because because he was
Speaker 1: so sad anyways, and helped him. I don't want to
Speaker 1: gippy as happy as dogs all the time. Like no base,
Speaker 1: we are watching Netflix and crying. You are here to
Speaker 1: emotionally support me, and I am here to emotionally support you.
Speaker 1: Get a scarpie, let's cry. Yeah, you know that dog's
Speaker 1: name was Miles. Interestingly enough, host your podcast turned into
Speaker 1: yeah at midnight. Um, all right, uh sorry, JOm, We're
Speaker 1: gonna get to know you a little bit better in
Speaker 1: a moment. First, we're gonna tell our list. There's just
Speaker 1: a couple of the things we're talking about. We will
Speaker 1: talk about the wisdom of letting the markets take care
Speaker 1: of their fire safety and our energy system up keep
Speaker 1: in Texas and California. Uh, and also the shade that
Speaker 1: China has thrown our way and other Russia has thrown
Speaker 1: our way well deserved. We will talk about this sort
Speaker 1: of mainstream media account that like there is a rising
Speaker 1: tide of white supremacy that we need to like get
Speaker 1: out of the system. Um and just you know the
Speaker 1: fallacy of that idea, because the system itself is white supremacy.
Speaker 1: We will talk about parlor Parlor's back. We can finally
Speaker 1: get back to putting up our part, Parley's or whatever. Um.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about that fleets are parts, are parls parls? Yeah. There,
Speaker 1: We'll talk about the worst pandemic housing situation I've heard of. Uh.
Speaker 1: And the new Netflix show coming from the people who
Speaker 1: made Game of Thrones. Uh, and the backstory they're in,
Speaker 1: it's letting them do that. They both of those mats
Speaker 1: need to sit all the way then down the mat.
Speaker 1: Both Matt Man, Jeff, Jeff and Matt. Same name, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Jeff and Matt. Those are the same name. I think
Speaker 1: I think they're David and David. Yeah, that's right, that's
Speaker 1: what it is. I was like, they do have the
Speaker 1: same name. I'm not mad David basically Matt. It's Matt.
Speaker 1: Male names suck. It's just they don't have to yea.
Speaker 1: They don't have Just stop stop naming your kids after apostles.
Speaker 1: That's all I ask. Just get creative, think outside the
Speaker 1: apostle box man the Bible, the Bible name slap. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's that's a staple right there. Okay, a Solomon Okay,
Speaker 1: solid man's good. So I love Simon Andrew James, Matt Luke.
Speaker 1: We're done. We're just done. Well. Like there's there's a
Speaker 1: handful that are like the top five that just need
Speaker 1: to be retired for a century. I know a lot
Speaker 1: of Andrews and Michael David John. When you're talking like
Speaker 1: billboard charts and biblical names, those are all up there.
Speaker 1: They've missing the number one through five for a minute.
Speaker 1: I think you're right. I want I want some corpus.
Speaker 1: That's what Oprah's name was supposed to be. Let's get
Speaker 1: some corpus out there. Yea, Oprah's name was supposed to be. Yes,
Speaker 1: they funked up on her birth certificate and then she
Speaker 1: became Oprah. But it was why it is that biblical? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think so was somebody in there. The girl's name
Speaker 1: is Orpa. Oprah is so much better than Oprah. Is
Speaker 1: you imagine Opra would not have it is, Oh, my Lord,
Speaker 1: she's in the book of Ruth. Yeah out okay. Orpa
Speaker 1: and her sister in law Ruth wished to go to
Speaker 1: Judeo with Naomi. However, Naomi tried to persuade both Ruth
Speaker 1: and Orpa to return to change. The gods got everybody
Speaker 1: a car. Or chose to return to her people and say,
Speaker 1: I am God. That is what she That's basically what
Speaker 1: open did, is my God. When I pas the name
Speaker 1: of oh Ship, she was killed by her own spindle.
Speaker 1: Not you reading this like this, TNZ did you guys
Speaker 1: the Bible? It's all new to me. So when I
Speaker 1: read these wikipedias of the Bible, I'm like, she did
Speaker 1: what Midrash did? What the The invention of the name
Speaker 1: Oprah is like the invention the invention of microwaves, like
Speaker 1: the just like an accidental thing, like they only yeah,
Speaker 1: they didn't realize they were inventing microwaves when they invent
Speaker 1: to them. They just had a microwave in their pocket
Speaker 1: while they were trying to do something else in it
Speaker 1: like melted And they were like, oh Ship, I don't
Speaker 1: think she would be a huge star. No, definitely, her
Speaker 1: name yeah, and She's like, I'm I'm Oprah. I'm here
Speaker 1: to deliver the eleven o'clock. Maybe get the funk out
Speaker 1: of here, Orpa sounds like you're describing the dead body
Speaker 1: of some sort of sea mammal like dead whale is
Speaker 1: known as a Wait a second, I'm seeing here and
Speaker 1: I'm just getting word from our from our reporters in
Speaker 1: the fields. Are Wilipedia field here that or that? ORPA's
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, that Oprah's name is Orpa oh ship and
Speaker 1: people started calling her Oprah and now she goes and
Speaker 1: she goes by Oprah. But but it is telling me
Speaker 1: here that her name is Orpa Gale so you can
Speaker 1: always yeah, which which makes me think, is Gail? What
Speaker 1: the fuck is like verbal Kent? Are we just like
Speaker 1: pulling out like all the details that like she was
Speaker 1: making everything up all along? Or Gale? Oprah is not real?
Speaker 1: Gail's not real? Wow? I was about to say, is
Speaker 1: she Gail? Has she been Gailed this whole time? I
Speaker 1: think Steadman Winfrey is her full name and everything else
Speaker 1: made up all right? But before we get to any
Speaker 1: of that, sorry, June, we like to ask our guest,
Speaker 1: what is your search history? I think we already heard that?
Speaker 1: Is that correct? Um? So, what's something you think is underrated? Friend? Underrated?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I wanted this Today's underrated to to go
Speaker 1: out to my dad. It's his birthday soon. Um So
Speaker 1: in honor of him, I'm gonna give what I believe
Speaker 1: would be my dad's underrated. My Dad's underrated is having
Speaker 1: a plan, having pelan. You have to know where you're
Speaker 1: going and what you're doing. Where are we going? And
Speaker 1: then number two underrated Shahram nos Ery who I've sent
Speaker 1: you guys a link to play us out some of
Speaker 1: his very cool Persian yodeling. Um, it's really good. Ship
Speaker 1: Three underrated Pink Floyd. Old Iranian men love Pink Floyd
Speaker 1: because it sounds like classical Persian music. That is true. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you know how like the wall is like, yeah,
Speaker 1: they love that ship. Yeah and yeah so pink Floyd.
Speaker 1: Um Shahram uh cha Jarion. If you guys want to
Speaker 1: go in a little search of Persian classical music, go
Speaker 1: to Chagrion. Um. What else does my dad think is underrated?
Speaker 1: Making him t thinks that I should make him te more? Uh?
Speaker 1: My dad calls yeah, but he loves He's always like,
Speaker 1: where's the t choike? With just I'm like, it's do
Speaker 1: you want me to make it? Are you asking? Is
Speaker 1: that what you're asking me? Where is it? I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: it's it's gone. Um but yeah, that's where's the money money?
Speaker 1: Where's my stuff? That's a little of stuff for me.
Speaker 1: Um and uh yeah, that's that's all my underrateds. That
Speaker 1: one's that one's from a babba. That's that's great. Um.
Speaker 1: What is something you think is overrated? Okay, I've been
Speaker 1: seeing um on on TikTok. I guess the zoomers are
Speaker 1: into two thousand's fashion as an aesthetic. Do you guys
Speaker 1: know you about this? Is that early two thousands fashion
Speaker 1: is coming back. This is the first time. Oh god. Okay,
Speaker 1: So there are a lot of great things about early
Speaker 1: two thousands fashion. I'm not here to, you know, to
Speaker 1: say that you shouldn't well a sweatpant that says juicy
Speaker 1: on the butt, yes, Ryan Stones on things. Yes. But
Speaker 1: here's here's what I need to tell you guys about
Speaker 1: two thousands fashion at leasty you know this, Jack, maybe
Speaker 1: you know this, but um, every every young girl who
Speaker 1: was a teen in the early two thousand's was scarred
Speaker 1: for life because we were told that what we should
Speaker 1: wear on our butts was low rise jeans. And low
Speaker 1: rise jeans give you a thing called a muffin top
Speaker 1: unless you have an eating disorder. So if you did
Speaker 1: not have, like if you see pictures of like Britney
Speaker 1: Spears wearing these low rise jeans, she is a professional
Speaker 1: performer and dancer, she's got abs, she's doing fine in
Speaker 1: those jeans. But me in sixth grade, seventh grade, eighth grade,
Speaker 1: I was wearing sweatpants every day. Now we call them joggers,
Speaker 1: but at my time, we called them sweatpants that you
Speaker 1: wear tool because just having that low rise waistband cutting
Speaker 1: into my soft little belly. I can't tell you, guys,
Speaker 1: how much how much pain every time I put on
Speaker 1: a pair of jeans, And I was like, why my
Speaker 1: body ships because it's normal. Is that one of the
Speaker 1: trends that's coming back? It is okay? So here's the thing.
Speaker 1: A lot of two thousands fashion is coming back. And
Speaker 1: you guys are like, oh, I love two thousands fashion
Speaker 1: is so cool, But you know what two thousands fashion
Speaker 1: was skinny low rise jeans, and you don't want those now.
Speaker 1: You want the wide leg pants with the elastic waste
Speaker 1: band and a little pleated part at the top for
Speaker 1: your little tummy. So bring it all back. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying is bring back all the two thousands fashion,
Speaker 1: but not the low rise jeans because it's not worth it.
Speaker 1: You guys like gen Z, they're so lucky. They know
Speaker 1: that being thick is beautiful. They know that fat is
Speaker 1: a gender neutral descriptor. They know that you can be
Speaker 1: beautiful at any size, any color. So just like, please
Speaker 1: don't you're not gonna like it, Like, go ahead with
Speaker 1: your Paris Hilton, go ahead with your you know, bedazzled
Speaker 1: phone case, chuawe in the bag, whatever, but leaking the pants.
Speaker 1: Pick and choose, leave the leave the pants in the past.
Speaker 1: We have better pants now. I'm so proud of all
Speaker 1: of these young people for demanding wide legged pants with
Speaker 1: a soft, stretchy waist band and high rise jeans. You
Speaker 1: couldn't find high rise jeans in two thousand two nowhere. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I will personally fist fight everybody in air post out
Speaker 1: if I see low rise jeans. Come back, and Mimi
Speaker 1: at the abricrom we were both gonna smell like Putti
Speaker 1: and fourteen year old boy when I finished fighting. You know,
Speaker 1: it's it's not it's not happening. Yeah, just like trying
Speaker 1: to find jeans in like a dark ass store. Like
Speaker 1: remember when they just turn all the lights off in
Speaker 1: the Abercrombie. It was just half the lights were off
Speaker 1: because they were like, it's vibe, it's ambience. It was
Speaker 1: like I can't see smell and a sh to sure
Speaker 1: list dudes out at the front, and I was like,
Speaker 1: what is my sexuality so hard? So hard to know
Speaker 1: that two thousands fashion was scarring, so scarring. So are
Speaker 1: people going to start wearing boot cut jeans again? Because
Speaker 1: I've been waiting for this boot cut baby cut the
Speaker 1: front door with very tight flared below the knee. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Now Jack can finally wear his
Speaker 1: cowboy boots. And now look we've got We've got Lacey's
Speaker 1: wearing her Ashen Kutcher trucker hat. It's like two four
Speaker 1: all over again. Bond Dutch Baby. I gotta get one
Speaker 1: of those shirts that's a tattoo but it's also a shirt.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about. I'm about to get
Speaker 1: in the bar fight tonight on cat. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: body glove for men and it has fit it hard.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna drink four Long Island nice teas and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna fight this guy for a woman that's cheating me. Sure,
Speaker 1: Oh boy has ed Hardy just been like kind of waiting,
Speaker 1: just being like because it is like, yeah, he's just
Speaker 1: like you rang the Because this is like I was
Speaker 1: nodding when you said two thousands fashion. It's coming back
Speaker 1: on TikTok, but this is the very first I've heard
Speaker 1: of it. It's just it's like fucking clockwork. It's just
Speaker 1: every like once you hit the twenties when people are
Speaker 1: going to start, yeah, fetishizing the two thousands fashion, and
Speaker 1: it's bad, you guys, it's bad. I mean it is
Speaker 1: one of the ugliest decades of fashion memory. And so
Speaker 1: I saw and we're like we can beat that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's one up those fuckers. So, you know, you go
Speaker 1: from the like kind of cool color block windbreaker nineties
Speaker 1: ski pants sort of vibe like big you know, daisies
Speaker 1: and things, and then you go into the just like
Speaker 1: every every part of your body exposed, every part of
Speaker 1: your body just encased like a little sausage and we're
Speaker 1: better than that now we have we have natural fibers,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, I feel like we're just getting figuring
Speaker 1: out the good parts of the nineties and like getting
Speaker 1: our hand around that. And now we're going to move
Speaker 1: on to the two thousands and and funk it all
Speaker 1: up again. But yeah, like there there's so many bed trends.
Speaker 1: There was like a thing where like having dirty blonde hair,
Speaker 1: like not dirty blonde, like kind of blonde, but like
Speaker 1: your hair looked dirty was like a thing that Bread
Speaker 1: Pitt and Jennifer Anderston like we're rocking everywhere. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: have to put a bunch of ship in your hair,
Speaker 1: like wash your hair then put a bunch of you know,
Speaker 1: not in it right to make it dirty, or it's
Speaker 1: blonde on top and black on the bottom. I don't know,
Speaker 1: whole generation. And also there's one thing that every woman
Speaker 1: will be ready to come back with from the two
Speaker 1: thousands and his thin eyebrows because some of us never
Speaker 1: recovered some of your's eyebrows look like three ants walking
Speaker 1: in the line. And listen, it's not your fault. I'm
Speaker 1: very lucky because my my strong, strong hair jeans allowed
Speaker 1: my eyebrows to return. But this is one of those
Speaker 1: things where like the Zoomers do not understand that it
Speaker 1: is such a mind funk to me that people draw
Speaker 1: on extra eyebrow hair. Now, like these white girls getting
Speaker 1: microblading in two thousand, this was unthinkable. It was like,
Speaker 1: take the whole thing off, shave the whole thing off,
Speaker 1: draw it on with a little a little pencil. The
Speaker 1: idea that people would want thicker eyebrows just the opposite,
Speaker 1: literally opposite. And I know this is like I'm I'm
Speaker 1: old as ship now. Sorry, um, but yeah, twenty years
Speaker 1: suddenly it's back. Everything's back, and it's different. Appreciate the
Speaker 1: two thousand what year is it. Appreciate twenty twenties fashion,
Speaker 1: the thick eyebrows, leave them. You have a mustache now
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. You know, wear a stretchy pant, you can
Speaker 1: wear sweatpants. There's formal sweatpants. I just I'm so happy
Speaker 1: for these kids now and I don't want them to
Speaker 1: get sucked in to the eyebrows. Also leave leaving the
Speaker 1: early two thousand's that, yeah, leave those, They're leave the
Speaker 1: low rise pants there. Yeah, we don't need it. A
Speaker 1: natural brow. Let's um, let's keep brows. Brows are beautiful, progressive,
Speaker 1: progressive brow. I'm gonna start brown shaped brow shaming because
Speaker 1: I'm chaotic eagle. I'm gonna get im start running commercials
Speaker 1: brows big, Yeah, I remember one of Like I I know,
Speaker 1: I've always noticed eyebrows for some reason, and like I
Speaker 1: think it's because you've got some great ones, Jack Strong
Speaker 1: brow game you you uh one time, but like I
Speaker 1: always remember, first of all, I've been able to notice
Speaker 1: like if a magazine was old because like the eyebrow
Speaker 1: like fashion changes. Um, but like I do remember like
Speaker 1: scenes in like A League of their Own, there's a
Speaker 1: line where she's like, eyebrows, they're supposed to be two
Speaker 1: of them, and to somebody who had a unibrow, Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: eyebrows are you know, they're subtly influential and powerful. If
Speaker 1: you have thick eyebrows, it is a great way to
Speaker 1: dominate every single person around you without having to do anything.
Speaker 1: If you if you have a unibrow, let it grow
Speaker 1: because everybody's going to be scared of you because they're
Speaker 1: like this guy's fucking crazy. Yeah, Anthony Davis, I mean
Speaker 1: he's he's made it uh cool, again, they can make
Speaker 1: you shave for work, but they can't make you get
Speaker 1: rid of your unibrow. Yeah, that's for true, true. I'm
Speaker 1: very excited for for lower back hair to become fashionable,
Speaker 1: because then I will truly be the hottest women in
Speaker 1: the universe, maybe ten more years and and whatever comes
Speaker 1: after zoomers will be like drawing on hair on the
Speaker 1: lower back, the little pencil, like going to the laser
Speaker 1: place to get it lasered on raids, some some quarrel
Speaker 1: lower back braids. You have some little beads on my
Speaker 1: lower back hair. Cute cute? Oh, the lower back tattoos.
Speaker 1: We can also leave the two thousands, I think, because
Speaker 1: now you can just get one anywhere. And let's just
Speaker 1: give them two things that we will allow them to
Speaker 1: bring from the two thousands. What what is they have
Speaker 1: to be too bad? Um? Uh fucking h I'll say
Speaker 1: Juicy co Tour we can bring back, because that was
Speaker 1: all right? Sure you know those are comfy clothes on
Speaker 1: the butt. Yeah, the lower suits were very comfortable. Uh like,
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna keep it chaotic, and I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: y'all can bring back jountfits. I want to see a
Speaker 1: whole Gene outfit again. Yeah, yeah, Jane shoot Jean Jack Gene,
Speaker 1: give me Jeane anything, look up Brittney Spears justin timber
Speaker 1: Lake Jean outfit and just go from there. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's a wow down. And who are you wearing with
Speaker 1: this beautiful jown tonight at the Academy? Yeah, jown the
Speaker 1: jown carpet, so the red carpet. All right, let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break. We'll be right back. And we're back,
Speaker 1: and you know it's time to just speak in broad
Speaker 1: gen realities. Were recording this days in advance of when
Speaker 1: you're hearing it, So just a kind of a digest
Speaker 1: a digestion of last week's news. One of the stories
Speaker 1: that I kind of kept running into is just how
Speaker 1: inadequate like the market is at at preparing us for
Speaker 1: anything UM. There there was a story in the New
Speaker 1: York Times that talked about how Texas and California have
Speaker 1: both had uh big issues with their UM energy systems. Uh,
Speaker 1: And the New York Times was like, but it's not
Speaker 1: as easy as like the ideological arguments make it seem.
Speaker 1: But the two ideological arguments were both based around the
Speaker 1: idea that the market was going to solve everything, and
Speaker 1: the it just it doesn't seem to work. Like even
Speaker 1: when if I can quote for you Jack somebody from
Speaker 1: this um a couple of years ago when I did
Speaker 1: I came on this this wonderful podcast and um, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I read the Reddit comments sometimes I go
Speaker 1: to see if if people have liked me, or if
Speaker 1: if you thought I was stupid. I am brave and
Speaker 1: I was you know, you can't hurt my feelings. I
Speaker 1: have some very mean family members. Uh. But um, somebody
Speaker 1: in those comments was saying that they didn't like how
Speaker 1: how upset I was about capitalism, because yes, capital at
Speaker 1: a quote here, Yes capitalism is a bad idea, but
Speaker 1: it's the best bad idea we have. And I just
Speaker 1: want everybody who who has ever thought that or said
Speaker 1: that to just reconsider in light of the current moment.
Speaker 1: Is it the best bad idea we have? Or are
Speaker 1: there other ideas that, while not perfect, are better. It's
Speaker 1: the thought the I do love you quoting that back
Speaker 1: to them at the worst moment for capitalism? Is it
Speaker 1: the worst? Is yea? Though it's probably so Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I mean you're looking at I'm not gonna go off
Speaker 1: I promise, but we still have kids in cages and
Speaker 1: those kids are not freezing to death. Yeah, And you
Speaker 1: know what's funny is that when here's the thing about
Speaker 1: capitalism is it already was trash when we started. But
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, this chair is a good chair as
Speaker 1: long as you don't sit in it. Okay, everybody, this
Speaker 1: is the capitalism chair. Don't you put your ass in it.
Speaker 1: It will fall apart. And then everyone decided to take
Speaker 1: a seat. Over the past eighteen months, COVID pandemic came
Speaker 1: and said, look, he send my ass now. And then
Speaker 1: Texas sells over and they're like, you know, we don't
Speaker 1: sit on the corner that the chair is already on
Speaker 1: the ground, Like you know what I mean. Like anytime
Speaker 1: capitalism is challenged, anytime things don't just work out perfectly
Speaker 1: and we're not super lucky, it falls apart in a
Speaker 1: grand scale, and then every day it falls apart in
Speaker 1: little ways because it fails. Everybody except for the extremely rich,
Speaker 1: and then extremely rich love to be like, but we're
Speaker 1: making the jobs, y'all, and it's like, no, Sweedie. In
Speaker 1: two thousand eight, my tax coins had to go to
Speaker 1: you because y'all were sucking up. So if the market works,
Speaker 1: why don't we just let it heal itself and y'all
Speaker 1: go out of business, Because that's that's healing, right, Capitalism
Speaker 1: is healing. We never let it heal. We always fix
Speaker 1: it before it implodes upon itself. One of the things
Speaker 1: them sows the seeds of its own destruction very effectively.
Speaker 1: It is very good at that. One of the things
Speaker 1: that they talk about in this New York Times article
Speaker 1: is uh an issue they keep seeing is that people
Speaker 1: these um energy systems will project based on average temperature
Speaker 1: rather than h taking into account that it gets colder
Speaker 1: than the average temperature, and just you can't just average
Speaker 1: all the temperatures and be like, well, it's gonna work
Speaker 1: at forty five degrees during that month, so we should
Speaker 1: be good always September around here. The whether it doesn't change, right,
Speaker 1: But it's it's a thing that like that. That's not
Speaker 1: a thing where they're too stupid to realize that the
Speaker 1: temperature goes up or down. It's that you're focused on
Speaker 1: putting the best face you can forward for your company
Speaker 1: for whatever the thing is that you're working on. Because
Speaker 1: you're constantly being judged by like Wall Street or whoever
Speaker 1: your shareholders are, Like, it's like you're always trying to
Speaker 1: put your best foot forward, put on a happy face,
Speaker 1: make it seem like you've got things under control, and
Speaker 1: it ends up, you know that that just isn't the
Speaker 1: way things work well, and it ends up sucking people
Speaker 1: over and killing people. Like we talked before about en Ron,
Speaker 1: they were uh creating, yeah, but they were basically putting
Speaker 1: out like projections of what the energy market was going
Speaker 1: to cause, how successful, how successfully it was going to perform,
Speaker 1: and using that to like set the costs for what
Speaker 1: the energy would cost in the future. And that just
Speaker 1: allowed them to basically print money for themselves and it
Speaker 1: had no bearing on reality. It was just they made
Speaker 1: that much money because they said that's how much it
Speaker 1: was going to work. But that's it's just a complete
Speaker 1: clusterfuck of a system. When when you like are that
Speaker 1: reliant and that trusting of like market dynamics to solve
Speaker 1: all your problems, game stop, yeah, game stop, game stop.
Speaker 1: Nobody you know that that was that was the market
Speaker 1: at work, and it was seen as a as a
Speaker 1: you know, by by Wall Street, as a failure of
Speaker 1: the market. That so many people could ban together to
Speaker 1: artificially inflate the price of stock, and uh, but that
Speaker 1: was the market at work, and it was considered a problem,
Speaker 1: and it was you know, certain stock trading apps banned
Speaker 1: buying game Stop stock for their users because that's not
Speaker 1: how the market is supposed to work for those people.
Speaker 1: The market for them is supposed to work such that
Speaker 1: only rich people can do that and poor people cannot
Speaker 1: do that. That was the only problem with the Game
Speaker 1: Stop whole fucking issue. It's just that capitalism has an
Speaker 1: excellent pr team, you know what I mean. So we
Speaker 1: love talking about the invisible hand, but I'm like, that
Speaker 1: hand is visible, is shi It don't see the hand.
Speaker 1: I'm just squishing, right, I mean, the hand comes in
Speaker 1: to fix bullshit with my money. It's like, yeah, um,
Speaker 1: so it's trash. I'm so tired of that. And I'm
Speaker 1: also just so tired of everyone. And I've said the
Speaker 1: civilion times on this show, but y'all do not believe
Speaker 1: daddy capitalism. Okay, there is a reason that there is
Speaker 1: a one percent and that richness and that you know,
Speaker 1: obscene wealth is exclusive and because they don't ever want
Speaker 1: you to get their girl, but they're gonna keep telling
Speaker 1: you to keep trying, but you will never make it. So,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe trying to live a good life instead
Speaker 1: of like sucking on the boot your entire life and
Speaker 1: dying with your pride. You could just have you covered
Speaker 1: the business plot on on Scam Goddess. It's along. It's
Speaker 1: very a very old story, but I would love to
Speaker 1: hear your take on it. But they basically when FDR
Speaker 1: was like trying to put into place socialist practices to
Speaker 1: help America during the depression, like the richest people on
Speaker 1: Wall Street approached a general uh and tried to basically
Speaker 1: stage a coup uh to overthrow the government. Um, and
Speaker 1: it just like got written at it was like unsuccessful
Speaker 1: because of the general they approached. His name was Smedley Butler,
Speaker 1: and I think that was the only research they did.
Speaker 1: They were like, well, clearly this guy's evil, so um,
Speaker 1: very evil name, right, And he was like, actually I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm not like going to do this and I'm
Speaker 1: going to tell on you guys. Uh. And it just
Speaker 1: got immediately written out of history because it's like too
Speaker 1: much the Yeah, it's too on the nose and it's
Speaker 1: just too it puts the lie to everything we relied
Speaker 1: on during the Cold War, which is also the thing
Speaker 1: we curate too much of the education. So it's like
Speaker 1: the propaganda starts when you're a kid, and I've always
Speaker 1: said that, you know, what's your dream job? Becasually I
Speaker 1: ain't never dream about working, so like, you know, like
Speaker 1: they got us from the kid go. Yeah. One thing
Speaker 1: that always, uh that's sort of recently been really depressing
Speaker 1: me is you know, when you're a kid and they're like,
Speaker 1: what do you want to be when you grow up?
Speaker 1: And you know, a lot of the time kids will
Speaker 1: be like, I want to be a teacher because they
Speaker 1: have a teacher in their life who's like great, and
Speaker 1: they're like, I want to be like that, you know,
Speaker 1: And then they get older and so many of those
Speaker 1: people um end up not becoming teachers for the very
Speaker 1: very obvious reason that I know, you guys know, which
Speaker 1: is they get paid ship. And that's also capitalism. Just
Speaker 1: making a choice to not do something that you think
Speaker 1: is good and that you want to do and something
Speaker 1: that you think is is a net good for society
Speaker 1: because you know that you can't live that you your
Speaker 1: survival will not be guaranteed. That's capitalism too. It's just
Speaker 1: going well. I guess I got to learn to code. Yeah, right.
Speaker 1: It never ever ceases to amaze me that we underpaid
Speaker 1: teachers like that, because I consider teachers and babiesaid. Anybody
Speaker 1: who has to be around your kids when you are
Speaker 1: gone should be paid fairly, because if you, like I
Speaker 1: ain't enough money for this ship, then I might I
Speaker 1: don't know, Lettle Jimmy stay stuck in the tube slide
Speaker 1: for a little bit. Bunch is an underpaid babysitter for
Speaker 1: thirty to sixty kids, and that's why they're spending their
Speaker 1: own money on ship. And that's why they're pissed. That's
Speaker 1: why they're fucking trying to unionize. Yeah, and you don't
Speaker 1: want your babysitter piste, Okay you don't. I'm shaking on look, Timmy,
Speaker 1: that they hate teachers. Yeah, you can't imagine if you
Speaker 1: had a babysitter come over and you were like, here's
Speaker 1: my ten children. I would like you to look after
Speaker 1: them for eight hours a day. I will pay you
Speaker 1: basically below minimum wage. I would like you to bring
Speaker 1: your own food, and um, I'm gonna sometimes I won't
Speaker 1: pay you like, you're they're gonna kill those kids. They're
Speaker 1: going to kill them. The kids will kill themselves because
Speaker 1: they're very good at that. Kids love to try to die.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's the past. Time. You need somebody who
Speaker 1: is gonna who's motivated. You know that that's the profit
Speaker 1: the profit motive I have heard so much about. But
Speaker 1: God bless the teachers for still doing a great job
Speaker 1: even though they're underpaid. Because I don't know how you'll
Speaker 1: do it. That's why I'm not a teacher, because I
Speaker 1: would be like, let him stay in the closet, he
Speaker 1: gotta learn. Get this lady out of here. Yeah, my
Speaker 1: brother was trying to I was arguing with my brother
Speaker 1: about about capitalism, and he was like, well, you know,
Speaker 1: like collective ownership doesn't make sense because like if there
Speaker 1: was no money any like, then like I wouldn't work,
Speaker 1: you know, if I didn't have to make money, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't work. I would just like go fishing all day.
Speaker 1: And I was like, yes, yes, now you're getting it
Speaker 1: there you go. I mean, and it's the things that
Speaker 1: we work at in this current system are just finding victims,
Speaker 1: finding people to dupe to like take the money to
Speaker 1: It's just a predatory system. The smartest kids that I
Speaker 1: went to high school and college with went into fucking
Speaker 1: hedge funds because yeah, that's where you make money. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just finding Yeah that whose life are they making
Speaker 1: better by by doing that? You know? Like there, there's
Speaker 1: definitely I don't let's talk about another broken system. Yeah,
Speaker 1: actually my digestive system of late thanks to all the
Speaker 1: bad news, not feeling great. But um so it was
Speaker 1: announced at the end of last week that six Capitol
Speaker 1: Police officers who were there during the insurrection have been
Speaker 1: suspended and twenty nine other others are under investigation. Um.
Speaker 1: One of the suspended officers took a selfie with someone
Speaker 1: who was part of the mob that overtook the Capital. Yes,
Speaker 1: with them hard on themselves another war and make America
Speaker 1: great again hat and started directing people around the building. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And so they're and they're still I mean, thirty five
Speaker 1: of the It didn't even look like there were that
Speaker 1: many Capitol Police officers there when you when you look
Speaker 1: at the footage, and thirty five of them were are
Speaker 1: being investigated for. Yeah. And also, um, shout out to
Speaker 1: the FBI wanted me to shout myself out I was
Speaker 1: running a direction photo booth and that's where they found
Speaker 1: a lot of the people. They stepped aside the box
Speaker 1: and you had the big funny glasses and a yeah,
Speaker 1: it was cute. It was a moment the girls couldn't
Speaker 1: help but to post. But you know what those memories
Speaker 1: are worth it? Alright, do one silly one now, Okay,
Speaker 1: put the hold the grenade up. And then there's another
Speaker 1: study that just came out that it's a Pentagon report
Speaker 1: that reveals that white supremacy has made in roads into
Speaker 1: the military. Um what, no way, they have testimony from
Speaker 1: people I know. So that's the thing is both of
Speaker 1: these stories, the way they're covered suggests that we are
Speaker 1: having a new white supremacy problem in the police and
Speaker 1: in you know, national defense and like military. And it's
Speaker 1: like those are white supremacist institutions from the start, like
Speaker 1: from the very start. And how the inception baby were
Speaker 1: slave catchers, that's how they started. What do you mean
Speaker 1: all this stuff is new? But you know what, I
Speaker 1: do love this as a grift for um complicit white
Speaker 1: people where you can just be like wait a minute,
Speaker 1: that you could do a Chris Harrison be like okay,
Speaker 1: but being on the slave ranch and having a party there.
Speaker 1: That was fine. A look, racism started in June and
Speaker 1: we all know that. Okay, that's when it started. Racism
Speaker 1: was like here we are girls. Was the reason George
Speaker 1: Flood's death was such a big deal was because no
Speaker 1: police officer had ever killed a black person before. They
Speaker 1: had never We saw that. Once we saw that, we
Speaker 1: as a nation rose up and said no, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: I didn't know Rodney Key was black. I's just coming
Speaker 1: up with anything. I love it for you, though, but
Speaker 1: I mean it must be like crazy year for me.
Speaker 1: But for people who just found out about racism, this
Speaker 1: must be a big wow, do something about this, right,
Speaker 1: I feel like that's what you're hearing from like the Democrats,
Speaker 1: I mean, wow, this is um. I mean, this is
Speaker 1: this is so what. I mean, that's great if they
Speaker 1: if they can get that to catch on that like
Speaker 1: people are like, oh, ship, this is a huge problem,
Speaker 1: Like let's let's fight against it. Like that's great, but
Speaker 1: it well, I don't I'm gonna say, I don't think
Speaker 1: that's ever gonna happen. It's like, if you if you
Speaker 1: admit that racism is at the foundation of this country,
Speaker 1: what you're doing is calling the Constitution into questions, and
Speaker 1: people hate it when you do that, and you know,
Speaker 1: they love to go We love to go back. We
Speaker 1: love to go back to things, back to when we
Speaker 1: were based a nation based on beautiful, pure ideals, and
Speaker 1: unfortunately that's never been the case. There's no there's no
Speaker 1: home to go back to, you guys. Yeah, like please stop. Also, like,
Speaker 1: while we gotta let these all dead niggas tell us
Speaker 1: what to do, Like is this like the thing if
Speaker 1: I work really hard, I can make some ship up
Speaker 1: and then five hundred years from now they'll be like, no,
Speaker 1: we still listen to Lacey dead as, Like what's happened
Speaker 1: to do that? I think there's all these dudes, these
Speaker 1: billionaire dudes moving to uh Puerto Rico and also not
Speaker 1: even billionaires, just like rich YouTubers moving to Puerto Rico
Speaker 1: trying to start yeah, Jake Paul, like literally a colony
Speaker 1: on Puerto Rico. And I think this is I mean,
Speaker 1: I am sure they are inspired by our founding fathers
Speaker 1: who did the same thing. They were like, here's a
Speaker 1: cool land, and I think we should create our own
Speaker 1: government on it and have like colonizer training cars as
Speaker 1: a kid because my was past day Leon. Yeah day Leon,
Speaker 1: rookie year daily on ship. Yeah yeah, you put that out.
Speaker 1: I guess the Christopher Columbus. That's a good fight. Okay.
Speaker 1: The Spucci was my guy v Spucci And the other one,
Speaker 1: what's that guy, the one who went to Mexico, you know,
Speaker 1: the one Cabasa Obisa. I know you're talking about I'm
Speaker 1: gonna talking about something, um, but just that's card. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm selling that one on eBay. So there's this Pentagon study, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, conducted interviews and found, you know, a bunch
Speaker 1: of um extremist white nationalists, uh within the military. And
Speaker 1: they were really surprised to find out that they weren't
Speaker 1: like it wasn't a secret thing where they were infiltrating.
Speaker 1: They were open about it to their fellow soldiers. And
Speaker 1: uh so I'm just gonna read the back and forth
Speaker 1: they have in this report. Uh. The guard member said
Speaker 1: he felt free to be a neo Nazi in the U. S. Army.
Speaker 1: Are you worried at all about being found by your
Speaker 1: mates or someone now? Being in the US military? He
Speaker 1: was asked to that. The soldier applied, I was open
Speaker 1: about everything with the friends. I made it training. They
Speaker 1: know about it all. They love me too, because I'm
Speaker 1: a funny guy. Um, guys, that is that Milo is
Speaker 1: that Mileanopolis? They love me. They love me because I'm funny.
Speaker 1: But that's so Now they're coming with this Pentagon report
Speaker 1: that's like extremism is a threat um and of unclear
Speaker 1: dimensions in quotes in the US. That sounds cool. Unclear dimensions.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a Twilight Zone episode, right right. It
Speaker 1: kind of sounds like it's everybody. They were like, unclear dimensions.
Speaker 1: They have racism Brunch, like big at Runch on every
Speaker 1: other Saturday. Yeah. I mean they make little tokens for themselves.
Speaker 1: They make little like jackets, you know, and they get
Speaker 1: their little tattoos. Yeah, their buttons. They're little kill buttons.
Speaker 1: So that amazingly, the tattoo thing is kind of the
Speaker 1: focus of this article. They're like, well, they're trying to
Speaker 1: stay up on what the tattoos mean, and if anybody
Speaker 1: knows what the tattoos mean, please let us know. Uh.
Speaker 1: It's always so interesting that they need so much help
Speaker 1: when it comes to white supremacy. They're like, we don't know,
Speaker 1: could you like do some Internet research for us, especially
Speaker 1: when it seems like these guys are more than happy
Speaker 1: to talk about it to you. And I'm tired of
Speaker 1: the FBI acting like they can't apply themselves when it
Speaker 1: came to killing Frehand all the black leaders. You know,
Speaker 1: y'all worked so hard. Where's that work ethic? You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Because now I'm like, hey, Internet, it's
Speaker 1: us the FBI again. Could you all girls let us
Speaker 1: know who's you know, who's doing this the crowdsourcing. They're like,
Speaker 1: can you guys find out who is a Nazi? And
Speaker 1: it's like you guys, you you are in baby? Yeah?
Speaker 1: The like why watch Judas in the Black Messiah? And
Speaker 1: then keep in mind that the storming of the capital
Speaker 1: is being investigated by them, by that bureau, the FBI.
Speaker 1: That's the same the same people. Um. That's That's the
Speaker 1: weird thing about white supremacy is it's very supreme and
Speaker 1: the best of everything, according to them, except for when
Speaker 1: it comes to like helping other people fixing problems. Then
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, girl, it's us the FBI. We don't
Speaker 1: know how the internet works. Somebody get on tick right right? Okay? Um,
Speaker 1: comment if you know any Nazis. Just drop their tag
Speaker 1: and the replies put their handled there and we'll follow
Speaker 1: up from there. That's all we need. We just need
Speaker 1: a little bit of help. We don't know how to google.
Speaker 1: And it's so much easier to find people now than
Speaker 1: it was in the sixties. So y'all telling me back
Speaker 1: then we had to write letters to send information? Is
Speaker 1: ship Like, come on now, all right, let's take a
Speaker 1: quick break and we will be right back. And we're back.
Speaker 1: And a couple of stories that have been kind of
Speaker 1: hanging around on the dock that just wanted to run
Speaker 1: through real quick. There is a real deep dive in
Speaker 1: on medium about the ice cream company Ample Hills. Are
Speaker 1: you guys familiar with the fancy ice cream company from Brooklyn?
Speaker 1: Ample Hills? Ample Hills sounds like Ample Hills. It does
Speaker 1: sound like a like a porn from the forties when right,
Speaker 1: like written by a farmer, Uh yeah, oh yeah and
Speaker 1: her ample Hills? Uh yeah? So what's the deal with that?
Speaker 1: I do? I feel like this is just like such
Speaker 1: a like a of the moment like trend that we
Speaker 1: will look back on and be like, ah, yes, that
Speaker 1: was a very one story. Indie ice cream shop from Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: So yeah, this is already very dated, right they so
Speaker 1: they just basically crashed and burned. They overextended, became friends
Speaker 1: with Bob iger and otherwise not a z Oprah. Uh
Speaker 1: that well that Bob igern Oprah became fans, and they
Speaker 1: like just went. They expanded the l a than Disney
Speaker 1: World started becoming obsessed with things like square pints, which
Speaker 1: they called squints. And once again, guys, you don't you
Speaker 1: don't need to do that. We have writers, We have writers,
Speaker 1: so many writers who can also, how do you write
Speaker 1: that without it looking like squints? Yeah, it does look
Speaker 1: like squints and maybe Mark's squind Guys, it's right. They
Speaker 1: created Disney license flavors with watercolor art, and bankruptcy followed quickly.
Speaker 1: Um they also just to make it fully just a
Speaker 1: fail a failed venture of the moment. They also have
Speaker 1: a podcast. Now, um, do they still have the podcast
Speaker 1: even though they're bankrupt? Yeah, they have at the podcast
Speaker 1: the ice Cream talking about ice cream, Like, y'all, look,
Speaker 1: I know everybody was like, I don't know, we're stuck
Speaker 1: at home. I shout into the void, I'm making a podcast,
Speaker 1: but a podcast about ice cream. But Wendy's has a podcast.
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm looking at ample Hills right now, and
Speaker 1: I will say this, I think that killed ample Hills.
Speaker 1: I think that if they had had time and place
Speaker 1: where we were all free, then this would have worked.
Speaker 1: They would have been at Coachella giving the girls, you know,
Speaker 1: watercolor creams moments a tidy flavor by now. Yeah, everyone
Speaker 1: would have a mini repretend photo by now with the
Speaker 1: ice cream comb melting in their hand and it would
Speaker 1: be getting cute. They would also be wearing an afro
Speaker 1: regardless of rice, and they could have had that. And
Speaker 1: I'm sorry them ample Hills because that's what did it.
Speaker 1: But you know what, sometimes businesses deserve to die. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I will say this. They did expand quickly with Oprah's
Speaker 1: influence and stuff, but for a long time, like ever
Speaker 1: since the Oprah Show and she used to do Oprah's
Speaker 1: Favorite things. Um, after the first couple of years, they
Speaker 1: would demand that if you wanted to be an Oprah's List,
Speaker 1: or if you wanted to be in Oprah's company, that
Speaker 1: you had to expand because what would happen was is
Speaker 1: she would talk about a product and then everyone would
Speaker 1: want to go buy it and it would be gone.
Speaker 1: So I wouldn't be surprised if they were like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're working with Oprah, now let's open all the ice
Speaker 1: cream stores. Get get the Scoopers. Yeah right. They didn't
Speaker 1: really have any other choice because when Oprah mentioned something,
Speaker 1: it just immediately like sells out for a decade um.
Speaker 1: But that's that's really amazing that she demanded that instead
Speaker 1: of I'll recommend your product to my fans and then
Speaker 1: they'll buy buy you out to the point where you know,
Speaker 1: you're sold out, that she would instead demand that. They explained,
Speaker 1: that's very interesting, that's yeah, because she didn't want to
Speaker 1: put a bunch of companies out of business or you know,
Speaker 1: like break them. Well, I mean, you know, if you go,
Speaker 1: if you sell out, you can just yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: you know. That's that's a business that's performing very well.
Speaker 1: Like selling out is kind of a goal, you know.
Speaker 1: But it was like the fan base because her reach
Speaker 1: would be so large, because you know, she made Habana's pop,
Speaker 1: She made Greensburg Turkeys pop. Like she was like, I
Speaker 1: better get out. That was her. She was like, this
Speaker 1: is my favorite flip flop on us. I never knew
Speaker 1: what that was before her, like she turned a lot
Speaker 1: of businesses out. And this whole time I've been I've
Speaker 1: been calling them have no, I've been telling them Havina
Speaker 1: the whole time. I don't know. I'm not looking at
Speaker 1: your foot to read what's on there? You got you
Speaker 1: better look at the labels on my foot. I like
Speaker 1: to say, poor ample Hills another melted ice cream for example, Hills.
Speaker 1: But check out their podcast. Um all right, Jack, I
Speaker 1: will that's a lie. Uh I don't think anyone will.
Speaker 1: Um so true, Jack, so true. So the Game of
Speaker 1: Thrones guys, the benni Offen Vice, the David's, the Dave's
Speaker 1: id are like made a two hundred million dollar deal
Speaker 1: with Netflix that killed their deal with Disney. People were
Speaker 1: just like, they funked up that last season. So we
Speaker 1: got to get a piece of these guys. Uh so
Speaker 1: there's like a bidding war. They had a deal with
Speaker 1: Disney to make Yeah, they had to deal with Disney
Speaker 1: to make a Star Wars movie. And then uh they
Speaker 1: were like, sorry, we got too busy with this two
Speaker 1: hundred million dollar Netflix deal. Uh so we're gonna have
Speaker 1: to take a step back from Star Wars. Disney might
Speaker 1: have actually encouraged that because it was also around the
Speaker 1: time that they totally uh funked up the landing on
Speaker 1: on the end of Game of Thrones. So Disney might
Speaker 1: have been like, oh, maybe these guys aren't worth it. Um,
Speaker 1: because the girls, the Star Wars girls would storm what's
Speaker 1: the equivalent of storm in the Capitol before Disney, They're
Speaker 1: gonna storm the Epcot. You can't don't mess with Star
Speaker 1: Wars girls storm the castle? What's the Cinderella Castle? Um? Right,
Speaker 1: but this is wild to me, you know, talk about
Speaker 1: failing up. Because the Game of Thrones heavily reliant on
Speaker 1: the plot of its books, and because it was so successful,
Speaker 1: I think Dave and Dave started feeling themselves like Okay, George,
Speaker 1: are you did whatever? But you know, we're gonna take
Speaker 1: it from here. And they were terrible without the books
Speaker 1: leading them. Red Lacy, they made a so one of
Speaker 1: the things you hear them say when they talked about
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones is we had never done this before.
Speaker 1: We were just learning as we went, we know, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: And they made a pilot shot an entire pilot, turned
Speaker 1: it into HBO. HBO was like, you guys, this fucking
Speaker 1: sucks and it costs like it costs like hundreds. I
Speaker 1: think it cost tens of millions of dollars. And then
Speaker 1: HBO was like, take another crack at it, like recast,
Speaker 1: shoot another pilot, and that that one worked. But that's
Speaker 1: how much they failed up. They just keep being given
Speaker 1: chance after chance after chance. Um. Anyways, it's absolutely ridiculous
Speaker 1: how much we are willing to rely on white men,
Speaker 1: even if it means like we're going to sacrifice so
Speaker 1: much the story, the content, like of dollars, millions of dollars,
Speaker 1: the culture. They were like, oh, the Browns have made
Speaker 1: new things. No, no, no, no, no, we're gonna do um.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do this movie we've done six times over
Speaker 1: the past twenty years, A gift'y cheaper cheaper by the
Speaker 1: dozen eight because that's that's like twelve white kids perhaps,
Speaker 1: and that movie came from like the fifties, Like that
Speaker 1: movie has been redone. The original remake that we all
Speaker 1: know is Steve Martin is a remake. If we don't
Speaker 1: get a black parent Trap in the next five years,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna scream, right, we'll get it, but it'll be
Speaker 1: half black. We can't have too many blacks on screen
Speaker 1: at work, unless you're Tyler Perry. It'll be two mixed kids,
Speaker 1: and which who will be white? The mom or the dad? Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know. See that's what interesting it is where
Speaker 1: it it's interesting. It is where it gets interesting. I
Speaker 1: think it's gonna be the mom is gonna be black.
Speaker 1: They're already doing that. That's Gabrielle Union and Zach Braff.
Speaker 1: They're doing Cheaper by the Dozen and Gabrielle and they're
Speaker 1: going to have Yeah, Kenny Embarrass is writing that. So
Speaker 1: that's how kenya. Yeah, listen, I work in the industries.
Speaker 1: I'll keep my mouth clothes, but you know, you just
Speaker 1: get on Twitter. The girls will tell it. Black Af
Speaker 1: was very fun. I enjoyed Black Af well written for sure,
Speaker 1: and like I said, he's one of my favorite actors.
Speaker 1: Him and Chris Paul and the State Farm commercials are
Speaker 1: I'm dying so but so the Game of Thrones guys
Speaker 1: actually like hit on a very interesting like. They have
Speaker 1: good taste in novels. So the thing that they're two
Speaker 1: hundred million dollars Netflix deal is about is this thing
Speaker 1: called The Three Body Problem. It's Chinese trilogy that is
Speaker 1: about humans contacting with extraterrestrial life and intelligence, and you
Speaker 1: know what happens. It's very like richly imagined, very like detailed. Um,
Speaker 1: there's all sorts of intrigue, people getting assassinated because of
Speaker 1: like all these like secrets and ship and the story
Speaker 1: of like how this is coming to screen also involves
Speaker 1: like assassinations and ships. So like after they bought the
Speaker 1: rights last December, one of the main people at the
Speaker 1: company that was also like a co owner of the
Speaker 1: rights died at thirty nine, and it was found he
Speaker 1: was found to have at least five different types of
Speaker 1: poison in his blood um and around not five different types,
Speaker 1: and then two other employees, including the vice president, were
Speaker 1: poisoned with mercury in lethal doses uh. And it was
Speaker 1: recently reported that the Chinese authorities detained a suspect who
Speaker 1: hasn't been charged, but allegedly the suspect is a lawyer
Speaker 1: who was working on the three body problem. And it
Speaker 1: was like possibly jealousy about like it doesn't fully like
Speaker 1: we don't have the full story. But in the novels,
Speaker 1: like the creative people and scientists are all being poisoned
Speaker 1: because they like know this secret and so it's just
Speaker 1: like they know about all the bodies right that, yes,
Speaker 1: the through all three of them, but it it like
Speaker 1: fits this could be a plot from the novel. It's
Speaker 1: really interesting. So again, way too interesting for these two
Speaker 1: dudes to be in charge of adapting it. Don't worry,
Speaker 1: they will simplify it, right right, right. Well, I am
Speaker 1: a little bit more hopeful because this is like a
Speaker 1: complete trilogy. They won't have the opportunity to like go
Speaker 1: off prompter. They're style. I wouldn't put it past them.
Speaker 1: I think they're going to do whatever they want. I
Speaker 1: think they're gonna go off book and they're gonna But
Speaker 1: you know what kind of makes me sad about the
Speaker 1: whole the David's the failing upwards thing is is not
Speaker 1: just that they get opportunities that other people don't get,
Speaker 1: but like a lot of Game of Thrones is really great,
Speaker 1: you know, like the fact that those guys got chances
Speaker 1: means that we got a show that you know, millions
Speaker 1: of people loved and like really fun show. And that's
Speaker 1: you're you're losing that every time somebody doesn't get to
Speaker 1: fail up, we're losing something that that you could have
Speaker 1: loved for for years. You know something that that could
Speaker 1: have been like that for you. You know, it's not
Speaker 1: always bad to give somebody another chance. So it's like
Speaker 1: it just means that like the problem you know when
Speaker 1: you think about, wow, what if that hadn't happened. That
Speaker 1: applies to like every deal you never saw because it
Speaker 1: fell through. You know, that applies to every like young
Speaker 1: director who directed uh you know, young females director who
Speaker 1: directed one movie and it did okay and then never
Speaker 1: got another job. Yeah, right, that's exactly. It's also a
Speaker 1: different culture now in Hollywood. Writers want to be celebrities,
Speaker 1: but they want to be like actors, and they kind
Speaker 1: of have always wanted to a lot of my good
Speaker 1: writer friends who've been in tons of rooms will be
Speaker 1: like most of the writers that I've dealt with, like
Speaker 1: at table reads, they'll like hate the actors who are
Speaker 1: reading their scripts. Um, like, oh my god, she sucked
Speaker 1: that joke up. That's why it didn't work. Especially in
Speaker 1: comedy and stuff where you're like turning jokes. It's like
Speaker 1: if the actor doesn't turn your joke, they'll just blame
Speaker 1: your writing, right, So because she doesn't try, we hate
Speaker 1: that bitch. So it's so funny now to see so
Speaker 1: many shows where they have an after show where it's
Speaker 1: writers or head writers like sitting down in front of
Speaker 1: the camera like so this is what we thought when
Speaker 1: we were really wanted the audience to see. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: you girls want to be on the carpet so bad,
Speaker 1: don't you, Because like David and David who tells you
Speaker 1: how we needed to hear from you after them Game
Speaker 1: of Thrones episode, I don't need to know their names.
Speaker 1: That's funny. I always love when they're when they're commenting
Speaker 1: on a scene and and they're like, well, we really
Speaker 1: wanted people to feel you know, X y Z, And
Speaker 1: I'm like, I didn't get that at all, Like you
Speaker 1: wrote that scene pretty bad, because that is not how
Speaker 1: I saw it. If you want to find out the
Speaker 1: least interesting take on a piece of art, ask the artist,
Speaker 1: like because it's coming from a place they don't understand.
Speaker 1: That's like the them trying to make sense of it
Speaker 1: is the is the process of the art all out
Speaker 1: of the time, So like the worst person to hear
Speaker 1: talk about yeah about the artist. A lot of times
Speaker 1: the artist, Uh, well, Sarah Lazy, it's been a pleasure
Speaker 1: having you both, Uh, Sarah, where can people find you
Speaker 1: and follow? Are you? Um? I am back on Instagram,
Speaker 1: so you can follow me on Instagram. My Instagram handle
Speaker 1: is is Corpse Flower Flo. You are UM and uh
Speaker 1: on TikTok you can find me at you Underscore tube,
Speaker 1: Underscore channel. And is there any work of social media
Speaker 1: you've been enjoying? There is? I am. I would like
Speaker 1: to play you this UM this TikTok audio because yeah,
Speaker 1: I love I love TikTok now. Oh but before I
Speaker 1: do that, I want to say, UM, please also follow
Speaker 1: a high priestess comedy on Instagram. That is my show.
Speaker 1: We have not been doing shows during pandemic, but we
Speaker 1: are going to be doing a zoom show on Friday
Speaker 1: for UM to benefit Texas Mutual Aid. UM. We're going
Speaker 1: to get a bunch of Austin comics to come out
Speaker 1: and raise money UM because yeah, it's it's really fucking
Speaker 1: bad over there. But fortunately there's a lot a lot
Speaker 1: of places you can donate to. UM. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: now play you this extremely good TikTok um and I'm
Speaker 1: going to hold them mike up to the phone. It's
Speaker 1: pronounced Angela for context, this video is titled if Mexican
Speaker 1: Food uh was made by Italian Americans? My Nona, she
Speaker 1: makes the best case. You better put some sauce on
Speaker 1: this burrite put a little case. It's perfect, It's great.
Speaker 1: This is by I'll allow on TikTok if Mexican Food
Speaker 1: was made by Italian Americans and rocks uh lazy. Such
Speaker 1: a pleasure of having you as always? Where can people
Speaker 1: find you and follow you? Yes? Okay, so it's always guys.
Speaker 1: If you like robbery, if you like comedy, scam got
Speaker 1: his podcast wherever you get your podcast. If you want
Speaker 1: to follow me, it's d I v A l A
Speaker 1: c I Diva Lacey on all platforms except for TikTok,
Speaker 1: which is Lacey, mostly because there's a little child who
Speaker 1: is Steva Lacey. She beat me to it. I had
Speaker 1: pretty solid branding for a while. Um I was really
Speaker 1: hurt and disappointed and a TikTok that I'm joining one. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: tweets when I have to just shout out Ryan ken Acts,
Speaker 1: it's Ryan understore can understore acts if you weren't really funny.
Speaker 1: TikTok mashups and videos and stuff. He's been doing a
Speaker 1: wild shit it's amazing, Like they did a whole Malcolm
Speaker 1: Emory where their neighbors bit they were in black and
Speaker 1: white in the house next door, like they still yelling
Speaker 1: out there like it was very funny. Um. And then
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna grab my own tweets today for something
Speaker 1: that I was liking. I like myself. Um, I wish
Speaker 1: people would stop refilling name brand hand sanitizer with bootleg concoctions.
Speaker 1: I'm tired of my hand smelling like a margarita. Thank you,
Speaker 1: and that's also a p S. A thank you for
Speaker 1: that because I got Yeah, they were like, well, let's
Speaker 1: pray this on your hands. I smell like a whiskey bar.
Speaker 1: It's like they didn't mean real alcohol, y'all, like put
Speaker 1: some flissin in there. Like why are y'all in the
Speaker 1: back with the bottle of pop off? Like it's called
Speaker 1: sanitaz uh tweet I enjoyed. Natasha la Jarra tweeted, one
Speaker 1: of the most unique qualities about my husband is he
Speaker 1: uses nine knives to make a sandwich. And that is
Speaker 1: that you Jack? Is that are you? Nat I might
Speaker 1: as well be married humor, Oh yeah, shouts to the
Speaker 1: married girls. Hashtag a couple of goals, hashtag husband and wife,
Speaker 1: hashtag wife pranks. You can find me on Twitter at
Speaker 1: Jack under Square O'Brien. You can find us on Twitter
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Speaker 1: We have a Facebook fan page and upsite Daily guys
Speaker 1: dot Com where we post our episodes on our foot
Speaker 1: notes where we link off. Wow, we gotta capture that
Speaker 1: and make that just something that always drops on where
Speaker 1: we link off to the information that we talked about
Speaker 1: in today's episode. Uh, and we will also link off
Speaker 1: to a song recommend dash uh and Sara, you had
Speaker 1: a song that you wanted to recommend to us or
Speaker 1: an artist. Yes, this is gold is sad Bag is
Speaker 1: the one that I linked you too. That's a Shahram Noseri.
Speaker 1: That is a one hour track. So suddenly in guys,
Speaker 1: because we're gonna play, We're gonna play the whole thing.
Speaker 1: That one's this one's for my dad, that's for him.
Speaker 1: This is what I listened to. If you go listen
Speaker 1: to it, just imagine me seven years old in the
Speaker 1: back of a car for eight hours, being forced to
Speaker 1: listen to this very sad, spiritual yodeling and you'll understand
Speaker 1: a little bit more about me, yeah yet, or smell
Speaker 1: a little weed like it's a Pink Floyd track, you know,
Speaker 1: just uh all right, well, we are going to link
Speaker 1: off to that in the footnotes. The Daily Zey said,
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Speaker 1: you listen to your favorite shows. That's gonna do it
Speaker 1: for this morning. We are back this afternoon to tell
Speaker 1: you what's trending, and we will talk to y'all then bye,
Speaker 1: love you, Bye,