Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Are
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Speaker 1: Thumbs down? O'Brien? I feel like, okay, the only people
Speaker 1: I can name is Marcus Aurelius was the dad? Is it?
Speaker 1: Because like you funked with Marcus Arellus Comedis, That's that's
Speaker 1: who he was, Okay? And then there was Proxymo. That's right,
Speaker 1: Oliver read Okay, great, done that. Moving on the toxic
Speaker 1: man hit of the year two thousand, Gladiator. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I was just thinking over the weekend how much Gerard
Speaker 1: Butler has I'm sure this has been mentioned before, but
Speaker 1: like he just came in and swallowed up Russell Crowe's career,
Speaker 1: Like obviously, yeah, this is all the work you'd be
Speaker 1: doing if you were still you know, interested and easy
Speaker 1: to work with, right and not getting like fistfights all
Speaker 1: the time with like random people, right. Yeah? And then
Speaker 1: I wondered. Again, I'm sure there's also many pieces too,
Speaker 1: but like, how does Gerard Butler think of his own career?
Speaker 1: Did you did you think this is where you'd be
Speaker 1: Not to say it's bad or whatever, but sometimes when
Speaker 1: I think of people like a Scottish actors might not
Speaker 1: end up being like an American Secret Service agent five
Speaker 1: times a year. Right. I remember reading an article back
Speaker 1: when that was the thing I would do, like read
Speaker 1: an article that didn't even seem that interesting to me,
Speaker 1: but there was just enough free time in my life.
Speaker 1: There's an article about him where like the profiler just
Speaker 1: like interviewed him at a bar and he was like
Speaker 1: having drinks and being Gerward butlery, And I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: they revealed that like he wasn't even an actor really,
Speaker 1: he like was just somebody who was like look tanking
Speaker 1: around basically like he like it really came to it,
Speaker 1: like backed into it by accident. Rpe thing, Hey, we
Speaker 1: need to Leonidas. Sound guy, what do you think he's
Speaker 1: like holding a boom but he's like ripped because it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you come on, you're Leonidas. Get him in a hair
Speaker 1: and makeup. Put that weird chin got on him. There's
Speaker 1: a handful of stories that are like that, where uh,
Speaker 1: somebody like goes to a tryout just accompanying their friend
Speaker 1: and then they get the role because they're like interesting looking.
Speaker 1: That was like in the office, Yeah, Phillis in the
Speaker 1: office was like a producer, like a script superse. She
Speaker 1: worked at the casting office where they were every day
Speaker 1: when they were cast in the show. Alison Jones is like, like,
Speaker 1: you know, like the mega comedy cast casting director, like
Speaker 1: everyone they produced, Like, we need someone like very normal,
Speaker 1: like someone like Pheno Phyllis who works here, and they're like,
Speaker 1: what about fucking Phyllis? Yeah, do that. Just reading Gerard
Speaker 1: Butler's Wikipedia, it's you're you're right. He started off like
Speaker 1: going to law school. Yeah, was fully into law. And
Speaker 1: there's this one line that says during his time as
Speaker 1: a student, he was the president of the university Law Society,
Speaker 1: a position Butler later said he quote kind of blagged
Speaker 1: my way into So I think his whole life is
Speaker 1: like blagging his way and basically okay like that. He
Speaker 1: also sang in a rock band called Speed, so yeah,
Speaker 1: he's left. H Yeah, that's just the respect we have
Speaker 1: for Gerard Butler have you seen Den of Thieves, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah with the Ocean jacksone Yeah yeah, where she was trash.
Speaker 1: It was trash, But I like his face is very
Speaker 1: Russell Crowe and that he's got very very real Russell Crowe.
Speaker 1: I just hated everyone in the movie, like yeah, but
Speaker 1: I'm like, they're all fucking big Nick. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: weird too because it's such weird, like half ass copaganda,
Speaker 1: but also like but you know, we're also being you
Speaker 1: know but if you look at the cops from that
Speaker 1: great I'm like, no, no, no, no, leave this all.
Speaker 1: This isn't for me. I want him to be greased
Speaker 1: up in a Zack Snyder film. All right, let's talk
Speaker 1: about what's actually trending. Uh, we've now that we've talked
Speaker 1: about what should be trending, Butler talking about what people
Speaker 1: are actually talking about. Mike Lindell is trending. Mike W.
Speaker 1: Lindell fucked around, and you'll never guess what happened next
Speaker 1: after wait before find out comes after if he found out? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he found out? Did indeed? Uh? At one point three
Speaker 1: billion dollar lawsuit from the playing they were not You
Speaker 1: might remember the moment where he went on Newsmax after
Speaker 1: Newsmax had received their billion dollar lawsuit from Dominion. Uh,
Speaker 1: and they were like, oh we you know, reacting like
Speaker 1: Shaggy and scoob See and a ghost. They were just
Speaker 1: like I gotta get out of here, man, like even
Speaker 1: even though it wasn't like he literally they cut to
Speaker 1: the host of the show and it was an empty
Speaker 1: chair like there might have been like speed lines, like
Speaker 1: there might as well have been speed lines, like still there.
Speaker 1: That was like the that was like one of the
Speaker 1: most recent ones, right, because yeah, that was fairly Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it was like it was this month in February,
Speaker 1: because he was like also pointing out, He's like, they've
Speaker 1: they spooked the Newsmax people because I got all this evidence.
Speaker 1: That's the thing they want to threaten me. It's not
Speaker 1: because I'm lying, it's because I have all this evidence. Well,
Speaker 1: now we will see what evidence you have, sir, because
Speaker 1: if you do not, um, your your pillows are our funk,
Speaker 1: I don't know what they're what you're gonna what they're
Speaker 1: gonna belong to us? Now all your pillows are belonged
Speaker 1: to us. Yes, it's gonna be Dominion Pillow Company pretty
Speaker 1: soon to me in voting machine until and then you're
Speaker 1: gonna be like, oh, you know what they're doing right,
Speaker 1: They're putting subliminal messages in there to make you a socialist,
Speaker 1: which might be true. But he's still talking about his
Speaker 1: chest out like yeah, I was waiting for this. They
Speaker 1: walked right into my trap. Um motherfuck are you walked
Speaker 1: right into a lawsuit when they kept saying, keep sucking around,
Speaker 1: you find out stop unless you have something. If you
Speaker 1: have something, then let us know, like to tell the
Speaker 1: people otherwise. Uh yeah. His one quote right after like
Speaker 1: the the announcement of the the loss you came out quote.
Speaker 1: Now I can get to the evidence faster. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be amazing. More movies, more documentaries about like election fraud.
Speaker 1: Oh shut up full So one thing that uh I
Speaker 1: hadn't quite realized because the main story about his uh
Speaker 1: sort of going full Q and on was that his
Speaker 1: my pillows stopped being carried at bed bath and beyond.
Speaker 1: But Um Dominion looked at his sales and apparently my
Speaker 1: pillow sales have gone up by thirty to since he
Speaker 1: went full mega. So not surprisingly, the Maga the Maga
Speaker 1: people are ready to take a nap I mean not
Speaker 1: just yeah full maga. Like the codes were like QUA
Speaker 1: and on for discounts of put in forty five for
Speaker 1: the like all of the discount codes basically indicated he's
Speaker 1: part of the big lie and who he was trying
Speaker 1: to appeal to. But yeah, I mean, I guess, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe the show will be more popular for like,
Speaker 1: you know, put an offer code Q and on on
Speaker 1: what the funk is going on and sad news daft
Speaker 1: punk is breaking up. Oh what a daft move on
Speaker 1: their part. Absolutely gut wrenching to hear this. Two people
Speaker 1: who I don't know what the funk, who the funk
Speaker 1: they even are? How can I even feel anything for
Speaker 1: to me? Or too fucking robots who just steal seventies
Speaker 1: disco tracks? Speed them up and ask them sense on top. No,
Speaker 1: I don't mean to reduce all their work to something
Speaker 1: that's sistic, but I mean, you'd be surprised how many
Speaker 1: of the melodies, daft punk melodies you like, are just
Speaker 1: been like hold on, I like that disco sample, let's
Speaker 1: beat it up, chop it up, and now we gotta hit.
Speaker 1: But you know, but they're great, they're I mean, their
Speaker 1: careers fucking storied. Yeah, they they could have easily. I mean,
Speaker 1: my my guests for why they never took off their
Speaker 1: mask other than like not being famous was just ugly,
Speaker 1: you know that. Or they could have just like farmed
Speaker 1: the workout to somebody else and not had to even
Speaker 1: like show up in person to anything. Um right, Like
Speaker 1: how Hans Zimmer writes scores now for films? How does
Speaker 1: he do it? Dude? He just has like a lot
Speaker 1: of people do this. They have like very talented interns
Speaker 1: and composers that work for them. It's like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: just noodle something here and now you work with the
Speaker 1: whole film. Now you're like damn. Because I had a
Speaker 1: homie who like worked with Hans Zimmer and like like
Speaker 1: left and I was like, but that sounds like a
Speaker 1: great gig. He's like no, Like everyone just thinks Hans
Speaker 1: Zimmer makes everything and like, like I like to play saxophone. Anyways,
Speaker 1: Daft Punk keeping it real by actually retiring hanging up
Speaker 1: the helmets. Yeah, I didn't realize how active they still were,
Speaker 1: but you know, yeah, I mean I know they had
Speaker 1: that recent album, but real names Toma Bangal and g Manuel.
Speaker 1: Oh really, I didn't even know we knew who they were. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you don't look up some records, show up at
Speaker 1: their house and see what they look like. Marrek Garland
Speaker 1: is trending. Uh he is Biden's pick for a g
Speaker 1: his confirmation little confirmation here, uh going down and uh
Speaker 1: anything interesting. I mean he's just saying, like, look, here's
Speaker 1: the deal of My first priority is to figure out
Speaker 1: what the funk happened on January six. Yeah, he's like,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm I'm I'm gonna do that job when
Speaker 1: I get in here, I'm gonna figure I need to
Speaker 1: fucking put this all out there. And I don't know,
Speaker 1: I mean part of me like considering his relate like
Speaker 1: other picks we've possibly seen around the Justice Department, like
Speaker 1: you know, you like maybe Marrek Garlands, he'll maybe he'll
Speaker 1: go full throttle, maybe he'll turn his eye to turn
Speaker 1: his eye away on like other issues that maybe deal
Speaker 1: j should be concerned with. But in this instance, I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: it's the guy who could have been a Supreme Court
Speaker 1: justice possibly getting reve in scenario on like the forces
Speaker 1: that kept him out of the highest court in the land.
Speaker 1: And so yeah, he might have some incentive to figure
Speaker 1: it all out. I mean not to say he's just
Speaker 1: doing this off the strength of his spite, but yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good fuel to be running. He was like
Speaker 1: one of the point people on the Oklahoma City bombing
Speaker 1: investigation after that happened, So he has like experience with
Speaker 1: right wing extremism in the u S. So, um that
Speaker 1: that's a good cover story for the reason that he's
Speaker 1: going in and fucking up Moscow. Mitch, Um, No, that'll
Speaker 1: be that'll be interesting. Yeah, if he does get confirmed. Um,
Speaker 1: seventy sixers are trending. This is very self serving. They're
Speaker 1: like the fourteenth trending thing on Google. Yeah, trending all
Speaker 1: on ney of his small excuse. But they had kind
Speaker 1: of an interesting weekend because embiid put up fifty on
Speaker 1: the Bulls. I think on Friday night his line was
Speaker 1: like fifth seventeen five assists, four blocks, two steals, like, uh,
Speaker 1: just unbelievable numbers. And then uh, last night they played
Speaker 1: the Raptors, who are like kind of his kryptonite. He
Speaker 1: always um just emotionally, Yeah, I mean, let's not all
Speaker 1: that face that face did say at all the Eastern
Speaker 1: Conference finals, that was Eastern conference. Was that the conference?
Speaker 1: Now that was to go to the Eastern Conference? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: second round. Cannot get out of the second round? Can
Speaker 1: you believe that went in? Can you believe that? Um?
Speaker 1: But he uh yeah, they went aggressive double team on
Speaker 1: him and uh beat the seventies sixers pretty pretty easily,
Speaker 1: like they you know, had a nineteen run. I turned
Speaker 1: it on just some time to see them like just
Speaker 1: make a run, go from twelve down to like six up.
Speaker 1: So that is enough for you, That was enough for me.
Speaker 1: But uh yeah, I mean I'm sure that's one of
Speaker 1: those things that he's a good enough player that I'm
Speaker 1: sure he'll figure out a way to get around it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And also like there's a lot of talk that they're
Speaker 1: like are they trying to get Kyle Lori? That's another
Speaker 1: reason why they gotta the The Sixers are trending to
Speaker 1: because apparently like there are those stories like they wanted
Speaker 1: Harden and couldn't get it, but they are still looking
Speaker 1: for a big name trade to really try and shore
Speaker 1: up these chances of a title or you know, a
Speaker 1: deep deep deep playoffs. Yeah. Yeah, the Nets beat the
Speaker 1: Clippers and looked very good doing it. Soaks the Nets are.
Speaker 1: The Nets are like the team that when I'm watching them,
Speaker 1: I find myself rooting for them just because it's the
Speaker 1: same as like when I watch a Lebron team, I'm
Speaker 1: always I've never rooted for the Super Reality because yeah,
Speaker 1: because I feel like it was it felt evil and
Speaker 1: it also felt like less interesting, Like I think this
Speaker 1: is an interesting experiment to have like three of the
Speaker 1: best offensive players, but like they also don't defend at all,
Speaker 1: and also just like the Nets and like it was
Speaker 1: it's just kind of cool. Hell, they went like they
Speaker 1: had a year where it was just like, yeah, we're
Speaker 1: not doing anything and then like just turned it on,
Speaker 1: was hanging out until the next season basically. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like the Warriors were interesting enough before they
Speaker 1: got Durant, and then once they got Durant, it was
Speaker 1: just like all right, But yeah, I do. I do
Speaker 1: love Katie, but I was rooting for Lebron because he's
Speaker 1: like doing things that nobody's ever seen before. I feel
Speaker 1: like this team, like as evidence the Nets as evidence
Speaker 1: by the fact that they have the highest offensive rating
Speaker 1: in the history of basketball since uh since they came together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they also have the worst defensive of all time,
Speaker 1: Like they're just like the best offensive and the worst
Speaker 1: defensive team. Uh is very interesting, right, It's like get imbalanced,
Speaker 1: like super Villain where it's like they're so powerful, but
Speaker 1: like you know, if you get a near like milk,
Speaker 1: they'll die. Yeah, but they can like they can snap
Speaker 1: and everyone will die. And you're like, huh, has there
Speaker 1: been a superhero or villain whose his like kryptonite was
Speaker 1: lactose intolerance? Um? I don't know. I mean, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I could make some kind of joke based on the
Speaker 1: diets of my people, but I don't know. Mhm uh yeah.
Speaker 1: It's it is probably culturally biased that that hasn't happened.
Speaker 1: I mean, if there is, I would be the most
Speaker 1: racist ship, you know what I mean. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: the Black Panthers enemy. Uh, black man who can't eat
Speaker 1: cheese and doesn't like swimming pools. It's basically everyone is
Speaker 1: lactose intolerant except for the I'm not lactose intolerant. I'm
Speaker 1: blessed because Asian people and black people aren't don't have
Speaker 1: the best time with cheese. Um, but I don't know
Speaker 1: what happened. Shout out to the genetic lottery because I'm
Speaker 1: about to eat a whole block of cheese for lunch.
Speaker 1: There's a Wired article, Uh that's not trending yet, but
Speaker 1: it says that cheese is not as bad for you
Speaker 1: as people like to pretend. Uh. Thank you the element
Speaker 1: that gives life more than more soils of water. Uh.
Speaker 1: And finally, Coca Cola is trending. They introduced revealed a
Speaker 1: future wherein they serve their beverages and a paper bottle,
Speaker 1: and they showed us what the paper bottle looks like,
Speaker 1: and it looks like a muscle milk bottle that they
Speaker 1: wrapped in a wet paper towel. Why did they Why
Speaker 1: is this what it looks like? I mean, it's because
Speaker 1: they were just shamed into it because for like year
Speaker 1: after year, people like Coca Cola is the worst polluting
Speaker 1: brand on earth. All right, funk, Okay, what about sustainable bottles?
Speaker 1: And they're working with this Danish company to make these
Speaker 1: bottles that like they do what they say they're gonna do.
Speaker 1: But it's just like one of those things where you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's the marketing. How do you market this thing?
Speaker 1: And even though I'm like on board obviously with reducing
Speaker 1: waste of all kinds. I still find myself looking at
Speaker 1: the bottom back. Man, I don't want to drink out
Speaker 1: of that like some fucking idiot who doesn't have to
Speaker 1: look like does it have to be just white and
Speaker 1: wrinkly on the outside. It's weird. I mean, I think
Speaker 1: maybe this is just a test version for because the
Speaker 1: way they're gonna do it is they're gonna first test
Speaker 1: this bottle with like a juice company that called Adas
Speaker 1: or something that they have in Europe, and so it's
Speaker 1: gonna be a hungary so hungarian zight, gang sight gang
Speaker 1: let us know when the bottles dropped a summer um
Speaker 1: what the funk is like, and then I guess from there,
Speaker 1: you know, I'll figure out how to do the rest.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, all right, well that is going to
Speaker 1: do it for this Monday afternoon. We are back tomorrow
Speaker 1: morning with the whole last episode of the show. Until then,
Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, wear
Speaker 1: a mask, stay inside, don't do nothing about white supremacy,
Speaker 1: and we'll talk to you all tomorrow. Bye bye,